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What happens when a YouTuber stumbles into an exclusive Illuminati party in LA? Get ready for a wild ride as we recount Dougie's bizarre and unsettling experiences at one of the most secretive gatherings imaginable. This episode starts off with some nostalgic fun, chatting about the O'Doyle family from a classic 90s movie, and quickly pivots to the absurdity of worrying about spoilers for decades-old films. But that's just the beginning; our real journey explores the dark world of secret societies, sparked by a TikTok rabbit hole that led us to Dougie's incredible tale.
Imagine walking through rooms filled with grotesque feasts, bizarre rituals, and people hurling racial slurs. Dougie's refusal to renounce his faith at one of these disturbing rituals escalates tensions, leading to a forceful reaction from the party manager. The story intensifies as Dougie uncovers horrific illegal activities being recorded, prompting a desperate escape from the party. With paranoia setting in, Dougie and his friend Joe flee to Vegas, hoping to outrun the mysterious threats that have invaded their lives.
The suspense doesn't end there. Dougie's paranoia grows as he notices unsettling changes in his apartment and car, fueling fears of constant surveillance and intrusion. Our conversation wraps up with an insightful look into the manipulative tactics of secret societies like the Illuminati and their potential influence on public figures. We maintain a lighthearted tone throughout, but our stance is firm: we won't be swayed by such groups. Tune in for a rollercoaster of emotions, engaging stories, and a thought-provoking discussion on the dark side of fame and secret societies.
Come share your stories with us or chat on Telegram
What happens when a YouTuber stumbles into an exclusive Illuminati party in LA? Get ready for a wild ride as we recount Dougie's bizarre and unsettling experiences at one of the most secretive gatherings imaginable. This episode starts off with some nostalgic fun, chatting about the O'Doyle family from a classic 90s movie, and quickly pivots to the absurdity of worrying about spoilers for decades-old films. But that's just the beginning; our real journey explores the dark world of secret societies, sparked by a TikTok rabbit hole that led us to Dougie's incredible tale.
Imagine walking through rooms filled with grotesque feasts, bizarre rituals, and people hurling racial slurs. Dougie's refusal to renounce his faith at one of these disturbing rituals escalates tensions, leading to a forceful reaction from the party manager. The story intensifies as Dougie uncovers horrific illegal activities being recorded, prompting a desperate escape from the party. With paranoia setting in, Dougie and his friend Joe flee to Vegas, hoping to outrun the mysterious threats that have invaded their lives.
The suspense doesn't end there. Dougie's paranoia grows as he notices unsettling changes in his apartment and car, fueling fears of constant surveillance and intrusion. Our conversation wraps up with an insightful look into the manipulative tactics of secret societies like the Illuminati and their potential influence on public figures. We maintain a lighthearted tone throughout, but our stance is firm: we won't be swayed by such groups. Tune in for a rollercoaster of emotions, engaging stories, and a thought-provoking discussion on the dark side of fame and secret societies.
What, what, what, huh, what, what? Uh O'Doyle rules no, never that.
Speaker 3:But O'Doyle does rule.
Speaker 2:No, they don't true, they did go off the cliff in the end yeah, they did spoilers, shit.
Speaker 3:That movie came out like fucking 20 something years ago yeah, but I'm sure you can spoil it if they haven't watched it. At this point I don't think they were going to.
Speaker 2:I'm sure, I'm sure there are people that still haven't seen it that's fucking insane no, I'm. I mean, I'm not saying you're wrong, I just believe that's the case.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's fucking wild, though, cause what year did it come out? Like 90 something, um, I believe so yeah dude, it came out like 94. They haven't watched. At this point they're not going to fucking watch it.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Yeah, dude it came out like 94. They haven't watched it. At this point they're not going to fucking watch it. Yeah, more than likely you got a point there.
Speaker 3:Spoilers are on that. It's their own damn fault.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah, brother.
Speaker 3:God damn these tangents. Well, hey everybody.
Speaker 2:What about tangerines?
Speaker 3:Nothing, no tangerines, no more tangents. Damn. Hey everybody, how you doing? Thank you for watching Krusty the Clown, jesus Christ.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's not how it goes, my bad. How's everybody How's everybody doing today on this lovely day of the week Depending on when you listen to this. Yeah, for us it's not lovely because we got to go back to work tomorrow. Oh, don't remind me Gross, someday this is going to take off and we won't have to go back to work. This will be work.
Speaker 3:No, that makes it less fun.
Speaker 2:Not not in the bad way, Like we'll be able to sustain ourselves, but just by doing this Work is work. True, let's not go there.
Speaker 3:What do you have on the docket today, my boy?
Speaker 2:Secret societies. Well, a secret society. B secret society, maybe a D or an E, c secret society B secret society, maybe a, d or an E, c secret society.
Speaker 3:That's just secret society, but in Spanish.
Speaker 2:Ah, fair enough, fair enough, but the question is what about this secret society?
Speaker 3:So I was just like mindlessly scrolling through TikTok yesterday. Had nothing better to do, like at 9 or 10 at night.
Speaker 2:I mean anything's better than scrolling through TikTok. Yesterday had nothing better to do like at 9 or 10 at night. I mean anything's better than scrolling through TikTok, I mean it does waste your time, but that's kind of a point. But what are you going to do when it gets banned, which it's very close to being here?
Speaker 3:Go to fucking YouTube Shorts.
Speaker 2:I guess, why not just watch actual videos? I don't want to watch actual videos. Learn some shit.
Speaker 3:No, god damn it. That's what they want you to do. They want you to learn.
Speaker 2:No, I mean, that's always a good thing if we don't, it's bliss, unless you're trying to podcast and you have to learn. No, you have no choice.
Speaker 3:I retain none of this.
Speaker 2:Mwahaha.
Speaker 3:I do that thing when I have to do research for the podcast, where my eyes just kind of like dart off to different sides.
Speaker 2:I retain none of this. Looking like Uncle Fester, pretty much I fucking like a pug, oh God.
Speaker 3:I retain about 5% of this and then I forget it as soon as we're done with the episode. And then I listen to it later on and be like, oh interesting facts.
Speaker 2:and I listen to it later on.
Speaker 3:But oh, interesting facts shit happens, my guy shit happens, yes, sir it does, it does, but as I said, I'll I'll scroll through uh tiktok, just mindlessly yesterday and there's been a lot of like. Have you seen like the youtubers and like the vloggers have been getting like canceled, like left and right now? Yes, that seems to be happening a lot, yeah and then they start being like oh well, the illuminati did this and that and this and that, so I kind of went down like an illuminati rabbit hole and I ended up like spending maybe like an hour two.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:On this guy's page that his name's Dougie.
Speaker 2:Like, teach me how to.
Speaker 3:Yes, you got to teach him how to Dougie and he kind of like explained how, when he kind of like came up that he got invited to an Illuminati party with his friend at the time that he got invited to an illuminati party with hit with his friend at the time that he moved down here with yeah and I'm gonna just kind of recap his what happened with, like that party and then the end results.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you ready, you ready, bum, bum, bum.
Speaker 3:Okay, so this YouTuber, dougie, he moved down here Well, not here. He moved down to like LA with one of his friends, david, la, la With one of his friends, david, which it's been led to assume it's that vlogger, david Dobrik. Oh God, yeah, to assume it's that vlogger david dobrik. Oh god, yeah. So they started off here and then they started kind of like youtubing and like vlogging and youtube. I sound so old, I showed my age, uh. They started like vlogging and they started making like, uh, content those damn people with their cam quarters, and who's them?
Speaker 2:what's it's?
Speaker 3:and they start building kind of like a little following, and they got approached by like a business manager.
Speaker 3:He's like hey, it's like we're really interested in what you guys are doing, like it's really cool and it's real nifty and all that yeah um, and then he kind of just like oh well, he started talking about like these insider like parties where like celebrities go and they hang out and they can like kind of like social network. Right, yeah, it's like network around. So he's like, yeah, just keep your eye out for a, for an invite. So he goes and he's super excited and he's just like he starts telling everybody that he can tell Cause, like he, how he explained it, like you're when you're starting to do this, and it You'll even see with us too where we get a bump in listeners and then we're like oh, this isn't it.
Speaker 3:And we get super excited about it and we want to tell people yeah, dude, we got this much more listeners. We have listeners from this part. So that's basically what he's doing. He's telling everybody about this insider party. He's going to go and he's going to network and they're saying that he can be big work, and that they're saying that he can be big.
Speaker 3:So what happened? What ends up happening is he tells another fellow content creator that lives in the same building as him and he was saying that this dude's like the nicest dude you can ever like talk to. Yeah, he's like, just like a sweetheart. So he ends up telling them and then he's always like smiling and his face kind of like goes flush, like he gets real serious and he starts telling them like hey, I. His face kind of like goes flush, like he gets real serious and he starts telling him like hey, I had a friend that went to one of those like party things and it's not what you think it is, but he doesn't want to tell him more. He's like he just wants you to know that he didn't go through with the compromise that they had given him and he hasn't been the same like since.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So he, him, and he hasn't been the same like since. Yeah, so he kind of like, oh okay, well, I won't go then, I guess. So what ended up happening was he went and he told his other friend, david, the one that he came down with- yeah and he told him his concerns, because he was like a little worried now because this dude's like always like super happy and and then this was like a real serious turn.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 3:And his friend David's like kind of like teasing, like half teasing, half, like pressuring him, and he's like come on, it's going to be fun, come on, stop being Don't. Don't be like, oh, don't be like that Like don't be a wussy. Pretty much rhymes with wussy. He's basically telling him like it's going to be fine, it's like it's going to help our careers, like he doesn't know what he's talking about. Yeah.
Speaker 3:So then he kind of like oh okay, well, I've known David for a lot longer so I'm going to trust him. So they end up getting a letter in the mail. They each get a letter in the mail and this dude actually up the letter.
Speaker 3:The inside has like flower print and then it has the note that you pull out, yeah, and it basically tells them, hey, you're invited to like this place, and it gives them an address, a time and a date. And then it says sincerely, but it doesn't say from who, and at the bottom there's a gold pendant that's shaped like an eye yeah like, and it's like, hole punched into the card hmm, yeah it's a very nice card yeah, from when he showed it was like really nice, and then like it was like wax sealed and it had like a cool little tree, huh.
Speaker 3:So the day of the party comes and they're like, all right, well, we're gonna end up having it, let's go.
Speaker 3:So he, the dude, uh, uh, he dougie, he kind of like bugs his family to like send him some money because you gotta remember he moved here and he's still kind of broke trying to live off of this yeah so he goes, he rents a tuxedo and then they get changed and they leave and david's recording like the whole, like car trip, like that, dougie's a little worried but he's like trying to act like all excited and happy because it's on camera. You, that's how you have to act.
Speaker 2:Yeah, don't let it show yeah.
Speaker 3:So they end up getting to the party and it's like up in, like kind of like the hollywood hills, and they get to the party and then they go inside and then it's like this giant like room and then the host comes out and he's telling them it's like um, you just gotta be, just enjoy the night. Um, expect to be here. You guys can't leave like till like midnight. I didn't end up showing up like at seven or eight. Hmm, so yeah.
Speaker 3:So he's telling them like just have fun, enjoy yourselves. And then everybody's wearing like masks and then they have alias names. So Dougie's mask was a bear, and then David's mask was a bird, and then Dougie's alias was Stardust and David's was Benji. So they're just kind of clowning on them Some weird ass names.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly Aliases. So then these kind of clowning on them Some weird ass names yeah, exactly Aliases. So then these kind of servers come out and they go and they take everybody's phones because it's a crazy party, and then they make everybody sign NDAs.
Speaker 2:Jesus.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but he kind of like when he's talking about it he's like well, it's kind of like every other Hollywood party, like the celebrities want, want to have like a good time, but they don't want to have to worry about somebody going out and like telling on them. They're like what's going on. So he said people are walking around with like their little half masks, but like from watching them, like on movies and like tv, like all these years, like you can tell who's who. And this first room is just like a giant, like cool room and then they bring out like a giant pole and they're basically playing like limbo weird fucking party game yeah, and they're just having fun and he's kind of.
Speaker 3:But he still gets kind of like a little worried feeling. So he goes and he talks. He finds like the manager dude that came and talked to him he was saying behind the host and basically what? Uh, what he tells him is like just enjoy, is like have fun, is like just kind of like indulge, you're fine, and then the the first chime. So the first hour goes by and the clock chimes and everybody makes their way into like the next room.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And the next room is just like. It's a room that's like decorated completely different than what he said. He noticed first, and this room, where the other one was kind of just like a classic looking kind of Hollywood mansion kind of thing, the next room is like completely blue, and then they have like couches and they have like little canopies with like curtains that can be closed.
Speaker 3:Crystal meth, yeah. And then he realized everybody's mood changed Like as soon as they went in that room they closed the doors. That everybody's kind of like more seductive and like flirty and stuff. And he tells David is like hey, there's like something feels weird here. And he tells David like hey, there's like something feels weird here. And he said that David didn't really want to listen to it because he was like more focused on like all the kind of like the women talking to him and being flirty and stuff.
Speaker 2:Oh, they're about to run a train, not in a good way. Well, let me get to that.
Speaker 3:Oh God, he says he was like looking around and he was just kind of like walking around and kind of doing laps, so he doesn't look like suspicious or whatever. So when he gets like the next, like the next little lap, he notices that people are getting into the canopies and they're closing like the little curtain things. Yeah, and I mean they're, they're fucking.
Speaker 2:I mean, can you see through these canopies? Because if so, that's fucking awkward.
Speaker 3:I don't know if you can see through the canopy. He didn't say that. And then he said that the next bell chimed and everybody just got up and started moving to the next room, even the people in the canopies that were fucking. They didn't really worry about putting their clothes on, they just kind of grabbed their masks and that's what they kept on. Oh God, yeah. So they move to the next room. The next room is just like a yellow room and it has like these giant long tables like filled with food and all how he described it is basically just like the banquet hall from Harry Potter, hmm. And then the back wall is filled with like spirits and then everybody like just goes at it and they start eating. But he says that the way that everybody's eating is making them uncomfortable, because they're not using utensils, they're just grabbing shit with their hand, putting in their mouth, taking like bites, like chunks out of fucking like sirloin and prime rib but I mean, that's what I do with steak.
Speaker 3:Some days I'll just double fist steak and yeah, but he said that the way they were doing it was kind of like disgusting. Like they were like just indulging and the shit that they didn't like they would just spit it out onto the floor. So then he kind of when he told the guys like hey, he's like um, don't know what's going on here, he's like I'm a little uncomfortable, this isn't really my scene. So dude tells him that the slow drip is better than the flood, to just enjoy it and just indulge and have fun. So then the bell chimes, they move to the next room and it's just a completely red room and everybody's like demeanors change, like everybody's kind of like bundled up in like the little groups and he's doing laps and walking around like the other rooms, so he doesn't seem like kind of sticking out, basically. Yeah, so when this room, basically he hears like people telling friendship, ending things like vulgar, like just hate speech, and they're fucking saying like slurs and shit like that and wait.
Speaker 3:So they're talking like they're drunk oh fuck you no, no, no, not like they're drunk oh, racial slurs, yep Yep. How dare?
Speaker 3:they and he said that he's like rolling comfortable trying to find David, but he couldn't find him at this point. So he went and he just sat in a little corner and he was kind of like, because what they were saying was like making him like nauseous and sick. So what ends up happening is they move to the next room and this is a purple room and what they're doing there is just everybody's kind of like just standing there in a circle and the host of the party comes down and he says, well, can we have all the newcomers come up? And they have all the newcomers. It's like two rows and dougie and dave were like in the last row.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so what the host was doing is he had a stack of books that was being carried like behind him, so he'd go to the first person and he'd ask him a question, and then he'd hand him a book and he'd put like a silver key ring on top of it, and basically he didn't know what was going on. He couldn't hear what was happening until they got like two down from him. So what happened was basically the host was asking him questions about the religion Are you like the Quran? Are you like the Bible? It's just stuff like that, right, and then he'd give him the corresponding book.
Speaker 3:So when they got to him, he's like I don't know what's going on. So they give him his little Bible and they put the key on top and they give David his as well. So they start going to the first guy and he tells them like I need you, you need to renounce your god, that you are you the only god and you're the most powerful. So everybody starts like doing that and they're like, oh okay, well, I'm the most powerful god. I only respond to myself. I am the one true god.
Speaker 2:so they're having them denounce their faith fucking conceded much. Yeah, they're having them denounce their faith, fucking conceded much.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're having them denounce their faith, basically. And after they denounce their faith, everybody claps and like, yeah, they cheer for them and they take them to like another room. So they're getting to like the row that dougie's in. He's like he's telling dave's like I can't do this. Like, um, this makes me very uncomfortable. It's like I don't like I don't know what, like I can't do this. Like this makes me very uncomfortable. He's like I don't know what, I don't want to do this.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So Dave's like oh, come on, it's just for the party, it's just for, like, the theatrics and the amusement of it. So he kind of pushes past him and he goes in front of him. So it's kind of just to show him that everything's all right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, little sissy, come on.
Speaker 3:Yeah, pretty much. So what ends up happening is they get to Dave and he does it and they escort him to the next room and they get to Dougie finally, and he kind of tells him like, hey, I'm not comfortable doing this, I don't want to do this, Is it fine if I just skip it? So the host comes like, oh, yeah, no, it's fine. He's like we don't want to push you into doing something you don't want to do. So then what ends up happening is the manager that brought him goes and grabs him by the arm like hard and pulls him away from everybody and they end up taking his mask and they end up taking his book and all that. And Tom's like, well, if you're not going to participate, then you can leave. So they kick him out. They basically put him like this little area outside, just to kind of wait.
Speaker 2:Oh God, have fun waiting for an undisclosed amount of time yeah.
Speaker 3:So he's kind of hearing like the last, like the initiatives, like saying they're whatever it is, and he's thinking himself like, well, how the fuck am I gonna get home? It's like I didn't drive here. They have my phone. David doesn't know that. I got kicked out. He's just inside Like shit. He's like what do I do? So he goes around the building to where it leads to the next room where everybody would have gone into, and he says they tried looking in but it's like church kind of like stained glass and he's not really able to see in. But he finds a little spot where he actually is able to.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And he peeks in and they're having them do some really bad shit and they're recording it.
Speaker 2:So I will say here, cause I'm going to have you explain, if he can, so anyone that is sensitive to is it like violence? Is it uh? Is it like sexual violence?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, so he doesn't full-on say it, but what he's implying is they're doing stuff to minors and they're recording it so anyone that is uh sensitive to that, I mean, we don't condone that shit, but being it is part of the story, we're going to hear part of the story. So anyone that's sensitive with that, please skip ahead. Give it probably two or three minutes and check back then. But everybody else that is willing to push through that and just you know, keep our inner thoughts about what we would do to those kind of people.
Speaker 3:Let that shine through and uh, let's continue on so basically what he says is that he peeks through and he sees, like that they have the new initiatives laying down in coffins and then there's older members that have been there that he recognizes standing around. They're basically doing whatever they want to them. And then they have under members that have been there that he recognizes standing around. They're basically doing whatever they want to them. And then they have underage people serving around there and then they're recording what the new people are doing to like the underage people and they're doing like a bunch of like illegal shit.
Speaker 3:So what he does is he says like fuck this, like I don't want them to know that I saw this shit. So he runs out to the front and he gets like the front, like he's getting towards the front gate. He's trying to think like if I go left, I'll end up in like by, like santa monica, like around there. If I jog to the like to the right, I'm gonna end up in like west hollywood yeah, he's trying to figure out like which way he's closer to where he's at right now.
Speaker 3:But he gets to the the gate the actual gate and there's a driver waiting for him there and he has his phone. So he's basically operating under the suspicion that they don't know that he saw any of that shit right, so he's hoping yeah.
Speaker 3:So he's like oh well, they don't know that I know, so that's why they're letting me leave. So then the driver gets him and then he goes home and he's kind of like shit, like what the fuck's going like. That's fucked up, like what do I do? It's like day. I don't know if David made it back. He's like I don't know if he's still there or what happened. Yeah, so he has a friend that's coming over the next day, so he has to go pick him up, like at six in the morning from LAX. Fuck that airport.
Speaker 2:I've been there many a times. It's a clusterfuck and a shit show. It's efficient, but also just fucking frustrating.
Speaker 3:So he has to go pick up his friend Joe, like at six in the morning from the airport. So he gets up and he's going and gets down to the lobby of his apartment complex and he sees David up and he's going and gets down to the lobby of his like a apartment complex and he sees david there and he's talking like other influencers and they're like laughing and they're having fun and all that, yeah.
Speaker 3:So he's pulling him aside, like hey, can I talk to you real quick? And then, um, david's like, yeah, yeah, sure, he's like nothing happened, right. He tells like so. Then uh, dougie tells him like hey, I saw that shit that they made you do. Are you fucking? Are you okay? Like what's going on? Is like talk to me, dude? Like are you fine? Did they do something to you? Are you okay? And in that moment that David just kind of like fucking snaps on him. They starts fucking, yelling at him and then like but he sees in his eyes that he's scared and more than anger it's fear. And he's yelling at him. He's like, well, you Like this and this and that. So David ends up turning around, just like walking away, and he sees, when he walks away, he pulls his phone out and he's dialing somebody. He puts it up to his ear. Yeah.
Speaker 3:So then he takes off. He's like, fuck, like, is he going to tell on me? He's like no, he. And he picks up his buddy Joe, and they go back home. And then that night Joe's asking about coffee in the morning and he's like hey, you don't have any fucking half and half. What kind of person doesn't have a fucking half and half?
Speaker 3:And he starts laughing. He's like, oh, whatever, man. He's like you're busting my balls. And so basically how he explains the next what happens. So when he gets there he realized like he has the air mattress for his buddy Joe. Yeah.
Speaker 3:But it has a leak in it. So what he says is like I'm not going to have somebody come out all the way over here to visit me and then I'm going to make him sleep on a fucking air mattress that sinks in Like no, no, no. So he does is he takes the air mattress into his room and he fills it up and he lets Joe sleep on the bed and then he sleeps on the little air mattress thing.
Speaker 2:Oh nice.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what a kind guy, yeah. So he's sleeping and then he gets woken up by Joe in the morning. He tells him like oh dude, I was just busting your balls. Like he starts kind of like what the fuck is he talking about? And he goes into the kitchen and he sees a bottle of half and half on the counter and he's like I didn't go out for that. And I know that he didn't go out for that.
Speaker 2:So who went out for it?
Speaker 3:Exactly, he's panicking. He's like who the fuck came into the apartment and put that there.
Speaker 2:He's like I didn't do it. When the fuck did we get ice cream?
Speaker 3:Yeah, so he's like freaking out and he's like well did, like he's panicking, Like David, tell anybody, and is this them fucking with me? It's kind of trying to prove a point that they can come into my house. Yeah, so he doesn't want to let Joe drink the half and half because he doesn't know if it's poison or if it's drugged or something. But he also doesn't want to let Joe know this and he doesn't want to freak him out over it like nothing. Right.
Speaker 3:So what happens is he just kind of casually tells him like oh well, they're here, there's a, there's a cool coffee shop down this way, like let's go there instead. So they go and they get in line, the coffee shop, and they're just kind of talking and Joe's looking at the menu trying to figure out what he wants to order and he hears the girl there's two girls behind him. He hears a conversation and it's the exact same conversation they had last night, about the half and half the same tone, the same kind of like complexion in how they're saying it, and he starts panicking, is like what the fuck is like? Are they plants? Like what the fuck's going on here? And then his buddy, joe, overhears the conversation too and he turns around. He tells him like oh shit, we literally had this conversation yesterday. And dougie's trying to like keep cool and like oh, yeah, it's like, yeah, yeah, it's like whatever man. Um, like it's cool, like oh, oh, it's funny. And but he in his mind he's fucking flipping out, cause this is the exact same conversation.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's starting to lose his damn mind.
Speaker 3:Yeah. So they turn around to place the order and then it turns out that the girls behind them they were. He was going to try to talk to him some more. Turns out that they had ordered their coffee ahead of time. And he says, like that's what he found strange, like he doesn't know if it was like a plan or just coincidence, but people who order their coffee ahead of time don't wait in line there's a separate line for them to grab their coffee and go right, like most places, even like starbucks, you go in and they have that separate spot yeah, so with this stuff, and then, um, he's talking about how him and his buddy joe, they go run like this place called Runyon Canyon.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And it's like super crowded and it's packed and all that. And then after that they were going to go. They had like they're going to go watch a movie. So they're going and they get in the car after Runyon Canyon and then after the coffee and when he gets in his car he realizes he gets in the car and he closes the door and he turns the car on and then he realizes that his left blinker's down, yeah, and he starts thinking to himself like did I turn left? I was like no, I was like I turned right to get into the parking garage. I turned right again to get to the spot. I was like he starts like freaking out a little bit more. He starts overthinking it. But he's like maybe I hit it with my hand, maybe like when I went in and I got out of the car. So he's like whatever.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So then they go and they come back from the coffee thing Same thing he turns the car on left blinkers down. So he started thinking like I fucking like okay, it's like maybe, maybe I did, I don't, I don't know. So then they go to the movies and fuck, I don't remember what movie they went to see, but the whole thing of the movie is basically like how one man's like taking on like this whole, like organization, and I kind of gave him like a little like.
Speaker 2:Sounds like the Beekeeper with Jason Statham. I believe that's what that's about.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think it was before this. I'd have to find the movie. We can add it to the notes later. But he was saying that, like when they went to get to park in the movies, that he made sure, like he checked the fucking the blinker made sure that it wasn't on. Right.
Speaker 3:And then, like, watch the movie. He's like well, I know that I'm pissing these people off. Now I was like I know that whoever's following me or they're fucking with me they're getting mad because we're going to public places. And he's saying, basically, the reason he thinks that he was fine the whole time and that nothing happened to him was because he was with his buddy, joe, and that they were in really public places. Yeah, so an accident couldn't happen to him, right? So basically, joe just finished the academy, like he's a cop. So he's like well, I got my buddy with me, so I know nothing's going to happen. So they go and they get in the car after the movie and he turns the car on, the first thing that starts flashing in his face is the little fucking blinker light to go left, uh-oh. So now he's fucking freaking out. He knows now that he's not crazy, because he made sure to check it before he left.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and you'd hear the clicking.
Speaker 3:So they had plans to go hang out at Venice Beach the whole time that they're going, he's like, well, let me try something, see if they're going to fuck with me. So he goes and he go. They get to Venice Beach and he goes to the valet parking like the really expensive one, and his buddy, joe's like, well, that's crazy, because he's got like this beat up shitty car that he's had for like fucking eight years now, right. And he's like, well, why are you valet parking it? And he's like, oh, we're to like not freak his buddy out.
Speaker 3:He's like, oh, we're going to go all out, we're here yeah so he goes in the valley parks the car and they go into like venice beach and they're kind of spend the whole day there. And when he comes back he's like real like hesitant to fucking, like turn the car on or anything. And he goes like well, did they fuck with my cars? Like maybe they didn't, because it's like the public thing. Yeah, just kind of test it out. So he goes and he fucking uh, he tries to turn the, he turns the car on no blinker light so he knows that they're not fucking with him because he's out in public yeah so they end up going home.
Speaker 3:So he kind of gets like the rhythm of what's going on, like they're gonna fuck with me if I'm not in public, like and I gotta make sure I don't let joe know, like and he's worried about everything and he's kind of like stressing out, like he's overthinking and he can't really have a good time but the question is technically that's still in public, just valeted.
Speaker 3:So I mean technically the car was still in a parking lot yes, but what they do is they have a valet walking in and out checking all the cars make sure nobody's trying to fuck with them, because these are where everybody parks their high-end cars. Oh, okay, yeah. So that's why he said that his buddy thought it was weird, because he drives a piece of shit and only rich people valet their cars because it's really expensive.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so he drove that 81 Honda in there. Pretty much dude. It's just an 81 Honda. How dare you.
Speaker 3:But basically he was. How he's saying is like I can't afford to do this shit more than once a fucking week or else I'm not going to be able to have any more money to spend with Joe, right? So they end up going back to his apartment because he's like real fucking tired and all that. They get back into the apartment and Joe goes in and he's kind of like they go through the lobby and he's kind of like hoping he doesn't see anybody that he knows, right? So they go and they get into the elevator and, right as they're going, somebody puts their fucking hand in to stop the elevator. Oh no, and the person that gets in is the first guy that told him not to go to the party.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:The super happy guy and he looks at him and he's just kind of acting like he doesn't know him, Like he's like real quiet and just kind of like gives him like a little nod thing and basically what that? What Dougie thought was like he's fucking disappointed in me. He thinks I went to that thing, I think I went through with it. So it kind of like nudges him real quick and he tells him like I didn't go through with it, I left before. So with it I left before.
Speaker 3:So then he kind of has like more of a like, like a relief, like more happier, kind of like demeanor. Yeah and uh, he had the. The dude gets off, like on the fourth floor, and then dougie keeps going up to his apartment and then joe's kind of a little suspicious, like what was that about? And he's kind of like, think quick, like oh, some fucking people here pranked them for like a video and I just let him know that I didn't go through with it. I didn't help him out with anything. I'm like, oh okay, so when they end up getting to the apartment, joe goes in first and he's like telling, uh, he tells Dougie, he's like, hey, he's like you want to watch a movie. And then he's also looking at the fucking people to make sure nobody's being following him yeah, he sees just like an old lady turning the corner.
Speaker 3:That's his neighbor. And when he hits the lock he realizes something. They swapped out the locks to his apartment because his apartment lock he it had like a little nub on it. That's how he found it, with his finger yeah and that's how he would lock it. But when he did this it was smooth, it was a completely new lock and knob. So his he also knew it wasn't his, because his you had to like jiggle it and then like push it down hard to lock it yeah and he was saying that.
Speaker 3:That's where he started getting a little bit more paranoid, because, like there's somebody fucking come in here, right, and he's worried because the the only other thing he can think about was like, if it's a coincidence that, like four months back, he had told the the repairman at the apartments that he needed a new lock, because that his lock was like difficult yeah, now magically it's uh replaced yeah, and he said like I don't think it was them, because whenever they do any repair work that they have to come into the apartment and I'm not around, they'll either call me, they'll send me a text or they leave a note on the door let me know that new repairs have been made yeah, like most apartments
Speaker 3:yeah, so. And then he's kind of like panicking a little bit more because his, he still opened the lock, but it's a completely new lock, because like are they trying to prove that they can get in here? And? And basically then after that he's like, oh shit, it's like this is fucking real, like this is happening.
Speaker 3:And he turns over to Dougie and then, sorry, dougie turns over to Joe and then Joe's having like trouble trying to turn on the TV. He sees him like moving his arm around yeah, different positions. And then he's like are you gonna put the movie on? He's like I would if you fucking TV worked. And he starts kind of like overthinking stuff at this point because he's like I just put new batteries in there like 10 days ago, and I don't watch TV that often, so I know that the battery should still work on that. Yeah, so he goes and he opens up the back of the remote and he sees the batteries are in there but they're flipped. That's why it's not turning on. So he pops them out and he flips them and he's like, well, I know that they were working because we were watching TV before we left today.
Speaker 3:Yeah and it worked. Then, yeah, and he's like, maybe the repairman when he came in he knocked the control off, the TV off the stand, and maybe the batteries came out and he had to replace them. So he tells his friend he's like, oh well, I'm going to go change real quick. So then he rushes in and he checks his alarm clock that he has by his bed to see if they're flipping their batteries on everything else. And his alarm clock is a plug-in but it's completely off. So he goes and he checks the back, where it plugs in, and it's kind of like pulled out to the side.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So only one of the little, what is it called little prongs.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the contacts.
Speaker 3:Yeah, is inside that outlet, and then the other one's kind of like pushed out so to kind of look like somebody bumped into it as an accident. So he grabs the alarm clock and he sees, remembers like there's a component in the back, yeah, with the battery it's like, but I haven't used like the battery part of it in like a year. It's been like a year since I put the battery in.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:He's like but I haven't been using it. So he pops the backup. There's a battery in there, but same thing, it's flipped backwards so and he's like, fuck, I was like, it's like maybe this same thing. I put the battery in and I just never like knew. So then Joe's getting a little spit. He's like, hey, what are you doing there, bud? And he tells him he's like oh, I'm bathroom real quick. And he goes. He's like I got one more thing I can think of.
Speaker 3:yeah, it's his little electric razor thing and you never fuck with a man's razor he pulls it out and he's just kind of like staring at it for like fucking 30 seconds because he's like worried about this. Like I know this has batteries in it. I'm fucking positive, it says batteries in it that work. So he's kind of like scared because he doesn't want to push the button, because he doesn't know. Like if you push the button it doesn't turn on.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he doesn't know what to do. Yeah, he just proves that there's somebody in here fucking with him. So he goes and clicks the button and it doesn't turn on. He opens the back part and same thing the batteries have been flipped.
Speaker 2:See, but the weird thing about this is it all seems kind of childish thing about this is it all seems kind of uh, childish.
Speaker 3:So what he started saying is like what kind of like fucking evil mastermind are doing to play like games like this, because they're not doing anything like to publicly threaten me, because then I can just go out and like say that hey, they're threatening me, they're verbally threatening me. What they're doing is they're showing them that any part that he think is safe isn't actually safe. They could get to him whenever the fuck they want. What they're doing here is they're proving that they can come in without me even noticing. It's freaking them out. So he's like well, let me check one more thing to see if I'm still losing my mind. I know there's something in the closet with batteries. So he goes and he opens the closet and he says that he felt like a fucking lump in his throat, that he felt like he was gonna fucking cry, that all his clothes was hung up. But what they had done is they had fucking put it like. They put it in order, but like by color and not by like the color of the rainbow.
Speaker 3:They're putting them like colors, by like the gradiency of the color yeah so, like all reds on one side, but it's different gradients of red they went and they organized this. They took time to organize this. They were in his house for a fucking long time doing this. So he's freaking out and he's like I have to tell Joe, at this point I'm risking his life as well, but I don't know how to tell him. Well, but I don't know how to tell him.
Speaker 3:So he goes and he sits on the couch and they start watching captain america civil war I was just gonna say which one civil war and he's saying like there's his favorite movie but he can't enjoy it, because he's like, how am I gonna tell him like I'm worried about this?
Speaker 3:easy, I'm just fucking out with him man, pretty much man and he starts uh, and he starts thinking about how he's gonna tell him he he's like you know what, as soon as the credits roll, I'm going to fucking tell him the apartment might be bugged, but I'm going to fucking tell him I can't have him here. His stuff's already packed. I'm going to fucking, if I have to max out my credit cards, I'm going to get him a room, I'm going to get him out of this fucking house and I need him to be safe. So he's like waiting for like the end credits, and the end credits start rolling and he turns around to tell Joe and it turns out that he's asleep.
Speaker 3:Oh God he conked out and he starts thinking about like, do I wake him up? Do I tell him to wait for the morning you wake?
Speaker 2:his ass up. No, it's what he should have done anyway. That's not what he did.
Speaker 3:Idiot, idiot, idiot. So what he ends up doing is he decides that he's going to tell him as soon as they wake up in the morning they're going to go get coffee, they're going to grab Joe's stuff and he's going to try to play it off as like hey, surprise, like I'm taking, like we're going to stay at a hotel for the rest of the time you're here to like kind of like, have fun and all that, yeah. So he basically he grabs the air mattress. He's like I'm not gonna wake him up, he's already on the couch.
Speaker 3:He grabs the air mattress and he inflates it and he goes and he sets it up like in the living room next to like joe. He's like it's gonna be a lot safer, like if we, somebody comes in, we can both hear him and we can react, as opposed to like him being by himself and then me being in the room. So he puts that there and then he's like I'm going to make it hard for them to get into the apartment without me noticing. So he grabs a chair and he fucking puts it right under the doorknob. Yeah, because it's one of those that, like you have to turn down.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 3:And to basically lock the door. So they're going to get in, they're going to hear him. When they get in he goes to all the windows, the sliding open windows, and he puts like shit in front of them. So if they try to open it they have to be very careful not to knock something over.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And then he goes and he falls asleep and he says that he didn't fall asleep like out of relaxation. He falls asleep, just how fucking tired he was, crashes out and he said he doesn't remember if he drowned that night. But he got woken up by Joe again like in the morning and he starts telling he looks at the door and he's like you're gonna have to do some explaining here, cause if the pranks are this fucking bad in your apartment, whether you have to do that. And he puts like the chair and he's like you need to tell me what's going on, cause I know it's like you think I don't know you. It's like I've known you since we're kids like I know that there's something wrong, I know you're worried about something, so you better start talking. He tells him like let's go grab a coffee, grab your stuff, and I'll explain everything. Like I'll tell you literally everything that's going on. Right, so they grab his stuff and then he has like a couple bags to go, like packed, and takes them with him and he starts walking down and he sees that dav's in the lobby and he has like it's early in the morning and he has a cup of coffee in his hand and he's like talking to other people and Dougie tells him like hey, I need to talk to you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's like what the fuck's going on? It's like this shit's going on. It's like did you fucking tell him or something? And he just ignores him, like he doesn't answer the questions. Tell him or something and he just ignores him. Like he doesn't answer the questions, he just like moves past him. He's like laughing, like I was like whatever man. So then he's asking like what happened? What's going to happen to me? What's what's fucked with? Like what's going on? Am I in danger? And he just hands him a cup of coffee. He walks past him and ignores the whole conversation yeah, what a dick yeah.
Speaker 3:So then dougie's kind of freaking out and he sees that there's a piece of paper wrapped around the cup like a napkin. Well, there's a black sharpie on it. So he takes it, throws a coffee when he grabs the napkin and he like reads it and it says you have to leave with him tomorrow, or it's you and me. So then he's like what is my fucking answer? I gotta get out of here. So then he's like what's my fucking answer? I gotta get out of here. So he goes and they get in the car and he sits down.
Speaker 3:He realizes there's something off about his car. Yeah, and he checks the blinker is fine, nothing happened to the blinker. And he goes and he grabs the shifter and he puts it in drive into reverse like smoothly and that's where he freaks out. He puts it back into park and he hops out of his car.
Speaker 3:He starts like looking around the car and he's like what the fuck's going? Like he's checking, like he goes and checks his license plate and it's his license plate, and he takes the van and same thing. But he starts like looking around the car and he sees like a bunch of like little inconsistencies, like there was like a burn mark on the like there used to be burn marks on the floor, like where he's friends with smoke cigarettes, and then the ash would hit the carpet and burn and then on even on top of the shifter. He used to wear this little bracelet with the key on it. So whenever you go to shift he'd miss and then it'd scratch up the top of the shifter yeah so then he looks at the shifter and like no scratches, it's like new.
Speaker 3:So he starts freaking out and joe's like what the fuck is going on. You're gonna tell me right now or I'm gonna fucking leave. He's like I'm not coming here for you to be all fucking weird what's going on. And that's where he breaks down and he tells him. He's like hey, do you notice anything weird about the shifter? He's like yeah, you got your fucking car fixed. He's like you moved the shifter. Is this some kind of weird prank that you're trying to pull on me is like, think about it. Yesterday I had the exact same shifter. Like you've driven this car before. You know it's a piece of shit. You know that. What the shifter does, yeah, push the button, jiggle it and then pull back. You just saw me pull it, completely fine, without doing any of that. And that's when joe's like fuck, that's when we started believing him. So he basically spends the time explaining everything that happened the party, and then all the shit's been going on. Yeah.
Speaker 3:So what they do is they don't even go to the hotel, they grab his stuff and then he's like I'm done, like fuck it. So they took the chance and they drove that car all the way to Vegas. Damn, yeah, they took their chance with the car, like that. It wasn't them and they were just panicking, like if they can like get in and just like fuck with like the knob and all that and switch a whole fucking car out, what like? What's to say if they didn't cut the brakes on the car? They put a tracker in it.
Speaker 3:So what they did is they got to all the way to Vegas. He goes and grabs all the paperwork that was in the car and he takes it out and then he pulls the plate off the car and they just abandon it there, oh damn. And then he says, like when he got to Vegas, like he could, like he's like a sigh of relief, like fuck, like all the shit that happened. And then he's like he starts looking around. He realizes that everything's not so secretive Like what he thought, like secret society, like no, they're like out in plain sight, like I can see like right there, symbolism, symbolism symbolism.
Speaker 3:So what ends up happening there is he goes on a hiatus from posting anything for like five years jesus, that's a long time. Yeah. He moves to like a small little city and he never like discloses where he's at. And he said that after he's like seeing like how recently you see like all people coming out and telling like their like Illuminati stars after they're canceled and all that and like all these like horrible shit that they have on them and all that he explained that's exactly what's going on. The parties they gather, fucking. They make you feel comfortable. They give you a slow drip through like all the little rooms. They slow drip you all like all these sins and like gluttony and fucking.
Speaker 2:Uh, like the lust yeah, I was gonna say, it seemed uh almost like they were going off like emotions yeah.
Speaker 3:So basically that's what they did they slow, drip them, sin, and then when it got to that that second to final room, they had them denounce god to see, just if they had them just enough that, uh, that they could force them to do this.
Speaker 3:And then they're gonna be like, oh well, I've already gotten come this far, like it's gonna be a waste if I don't, so I might as well get famous.
Speaker 3:And that's what they do. They give them all the little rooms with just enough little sin to keep them like titillated to wanting to go to the next room and the next room and the next room and then to denounce their god to shoot a show that they've, like, been corrupted. So then he says that he doesn't think that by chance that they ran into that that manager, dude, the business manager. He says that he feels that from the moment they got there, that they saw that they had their own little following, that they were growing, that they were going to blow up on their own without the help, right, what they want to do is they want to get their claws in them and then control every aspect of that and be like, hey, you can make this money, I can help you make this collaboration, but we're going to take this much from you and if you say no, remember we have all these blackmail videos on you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we, and if you say no, remember we have all these blackmail videos on you. Yeah, we're just gonna fucking straight up cancel your career if you don't go along with it, and that's why he he's like I'm glad I got out when I didn't. I'm glad I didn't go to the next room, because look at david now and then if you follow anything like a based on like david dobrik, he had like a whole thing where like a girl like accused him of like she got sexually abused. Well, sorry guys, if you're not okay with this, I'm just gonna throw it out there real quick. She got sexually assaulted and supposedly that david was on the other side of the door just kind of like recording for his vlog or whatever. Yeah, and they came out like with a bunch of other shit and they just kind of basically cancelled him. Huh, and that's been happening a lot.
Speaker 2:So I'm assuming that's from him trying to not go through with what they want and shit yeah.
Speaker 3:So then he said that since everybody's coming out and saying their story, that he feels comfortable to do it now and he's still in his little undisclosed location. So I heard this like at 10 at night and I was like, fuck this man, I'm fucking going to bed.
Speaker 2:Well, uh, first things first, illuminati, don't get any ideas, because where we live, it's uh put holes in those threatening us or endangering our families and ask questions later. So, yes, sir, I don't care how famous you are, who you think you are, you try and uh do anything like that to my family and I'm sorry, but you won't be around because that is harassment, threats, endangerment. So uh, yeah, just no ideas yeah, or illuminati sponsor us jesus. No, oh fuck, I keyed, I keyed oh, did you not hear the?
Speaker 2:goddamn story, yeah no I wouldn't take money from them. I mean, that's the bad thing with any sort of secret society, or they don't want to be called secret society, but it's all you can really call them. They don't let it be known what they are, what they do. I mean look at the whole fucking epstein thing and epstein island and everything else.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean all the shit's coming on and they're saying, well, they're planning it on him, like no, no, that's not, I don't know. Man, take it as you will on that one.
Speaker 2:But so do you believe in the Illuminati? Yeah, dude, of course Do you. Oh, you haven't seen my tattoo?
Speaker 3:Oh, no, Slowly pants the camera Listener do you?
Speaker 2:And as all of you begin going into a deep sleep. Okay, deep sleep, I'll get the brands. Yeah, and you will share this episode with everybody you know. Deep sleep, deep sleep, deep sleep. Illuminati images carpal tunnel arthritis.
Speaker 3:All right, man. Well, that's my story for today.
Speaker 2:It was a weird one. That's a good one. It leaves a lot of questions and a lot of people to wonder about things and to kind of look into what you believe and what you don't. But I can say I would love to see them try and fuck with Eminem, because he will just fucking rip them apart, yeah.
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