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Shamrocks & Shenanigans Special - "St. Patrick's Day Trivia"

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Top O’ the episode to ya! Andy, Chris, Rob, and Siobhan (slightly Irish), join Matt for a St. Patrick's Day episode brimming with plenty of shenanigans, trivia, and of course Guinness! Andy to guest host trivia as we raise a pint (or several) and dive headfirst into all things St. Patrick’s Day! We test our knowledge with questions ranging from the legendary tales of St. Patrick himself to the mischievous antics of leprechauns. There might even be a little music along the way.

More than one member of the crew has ventured to Ireland in the past and kissed the Blarney Stone. Imbued with the gift of gab and filled with Irish spirit, we share stories and anecdotes of trips to Ireland and our St. Patrick’s Day memories in between questions. So pour pint of your favorite brew, get comfy, and let's toast to the spirit of St. Patrick's Day!

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Matt

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Rob

We have liftoff. Welcome to Matt and Friends Drink the Universe.

Matt

Alright, everybody, welcome back to Matt and Friends. Drink the Universe, now part of the Unfiltered Studios podcast network, and today I am very excited for this episode. Took a little bit to pull this one together, but, lads and lassies, this is our St Patrick's Day spectacular.

Rob

That was not as bad as I was expecting it to be Agreed. We can go as St Patrick's. Day. No, just as bad. Oh St Patrick's Day, oh St Patrick's Day, oh boo.

Andy

Oh, and then you took a dive.

Siobhan

Chug chug.

Andy

Yeah.

Siobhan

Street dive down.

Andy

Drop that shot.

Rob

Let's do it, let's do it, yep, yep, dammit it.

Siobhan

No early.

Andy

That's okay, go, go, go, I'm prepared.

Rob

And car bombs are being had as soon as we start the episode. Matt is taking an annoyingly long time to finish his I like to save her mind. Oh well.

Andy

You do not save her those. That's a bad call.

Matt

I love that taste. At the end, chavon and I had this conversation, though, and I'm not allowed to call them Irish car bombs, so I was brainstorming. I was going to go with Irish rapid car detailer.

Siobhan

Okay, okay, yeah sure.

Matt

I like that.

Siobhan

It's a little friendlier. We're not going to get the IRA on us.

Matt

Ah, thank you to Chris and Chavon for joining remotely tonight. We appreciate that.

Rob

Yeah, Hi guys.

Siobhan

Hello friends Glad to be here.

Matt

Do you want to say why?

Siobhan

But sort of here.

Matt

Okay.

Siobhan

Chris, do you want to say why?

Chris

I don't think it matters, because you can all tell from that.

Matt

Yeah, might be a little nothing really.

Siobhan

He's got the old COVID.

Rob

Oh, no, oh, the old COVID the old. I hate it Sans Parce Harvest he's got the old COVID.

Andy

Tip of the navel swab do you Did a little tickly tube of your brain.

Rob

now did you Well run tiddly tum or tip of the navel swab.

Matt

I'll give you that. It's just a quality joke you can have one of those. So we do have some different kinds of Guinness here today. I'm sure we'll taste at some point. And Andy has prepared some Irish trivia and I pretty much said trivia and Andy was just like I got it, so I don't know what's about to happen.

Andy

All right, Well, we've got the luck of the Irish with our trivia for today. So here in front of me I have a deck of cards and when you answer a question correctly you get a card, and at the end of the game the person with the most points on their cards and their pot of gold there wins the game. However, with a little further luck of the Irish if you think you know the answer to the question before I read off the choices if you get it right, you get to draw two cards.

Rob

Okay.

Andy

There's your luck of the Irish. Siobhan is super excited.

Rob

Chris and Siobhan we will draw on your behalf and have some piles here for you so that we keep that segregated and we know what you guys have at the end.

Matt

I'll do the math for Chris so he doesn't have to worry about it.

Siobhan

Right, don't do it for me. I don't do, I hate math.

Rob

So, before you get going, Andy Matt, which of these Guinnesses should I start with if I'm looking to taste them all but don't want to obliterate my palate with the strongest?

Matt

I mean I would start with the standard Guinness stout. That would probably be a good place to start. Okay, Andy, would you mind passing me the other hand of Guinness?

Andy

There you go. I'm for some reason still sipping on a pilsner.

Matt

That's okay For the record. I love St Patty's Day.

Andy

St Patrick's Day. Yeah, it's good, we've migrated south of Ireland somehow.

Matt

I once spent a St Patrick's Day in Dublin marching in a parade.

Rob

How very interesting. I once also spent a St Patrick's Day in Dublin marching in a parade. Were you on that trip too? I was, but I wasn't playing the drums as I was supposed to, I recall.

Matt

Yes.

Rob

I was carrying a banner.

Matt

Yes, you had recently engaged in fisticuffs with a concrete wall.

Rob

Yes, yes, anywho, back to Andy Shall, we get to it. Let's do it All right.

Andy

Let's find out who's going to go first. Yeah, spinner, spinner on the wall. Who gets the first question? Oh, we've upgraded from dice to a spinner. We've gone from dice to spinner. And Matt you are getting the first question. Yay, well, round one. I call this round. Wait who? These are all questions about St Patrick. Oh so, matt, what was St Patrick's name before becoming a priest? Was it Malin Sukint, was it Pier Gint, was it Augustus Gallus, or was it Alexander Peden?

Rob

Po-po-ji-zo. Po-po-ji-zo.

Andy

Again, the choices are A Malin Sukint, b Pier Gint, c Augustus Gallus or D Alexander Peden. I'm going, pier Gint. Oh, that is an awful choice, matt. That is very wrong. The correct answer is A Malin Sukint, pier Gint. That's the opera. That's where in the Hall of the Mountain King came from.

Siobhan

It sounded familiar to him. You all know that's why he chose it.

Matt

Yeah, I probably should have studied for this.

Rob

Yeah, that would have been a guess for me, dude, To be fair before.

Andy

I started preparing the trivia, I was not aware that his name was not originally Patrick, though it makes perfect sense. Very common for the priesthood to change names.

Siobhan

Do you know what, though? I was reading trivia about this trivia, and I don't want to mess with the rest of your questions about him, but they don't know if that was his real name either, and there's a lot of backers about that. Yeah, they're not sure, but that's the one that many people say. Fair enough, but it's a very fun Welsh name.

Matt

I feel like, with that being said, I should get 50% credit because there's a possibility I could be right.

Siobhan

No, it's definitely not wrong, 100% wrong.

Matt

You're telling me you don't know what it is. So therefore it could be. It's definitely not pure Gint, though.

Siobhan

No, I'm telling you, it's not Pier Gint. I will tell you, I know it's not that.

Andy

Alright, let's keep going here, rob. Yes, where do we believe St Patrick was born? Was it A France, b Scotland, c Ireland or D Turkey? Where do we believe St Patrick was born?

Rob

I'm actually going to go with Scotland because my good friend Siobhan said Wales and I'm going to go with Scotland.

Andy

Scotland is the correct choice. Now they're not sure about it. It might have been Wales, it might have been England but I'm leading theory, according to what I found is Scotland.

Rob

I would have guessed Ireland, had you not mentioned Wales.

Andy

So the first entry into the pot of gold, that's an ace. That's an ace. It looked like Jesus, it looked like an 11, I'm like what the hell Ace of hearts, what the hell deck of cards has an 11? What are the aces?

Rob

worth in your game.

Andy

So all face cards are worth 10. All face cards worth 10.

Matt

Out to an early lead with this ace pool.

Andy

Keep it simple. Let's go to Siobhan next.

Siobhan

Yoff.

Andy

Y. Did St Patrick initially go to Ireland? Was it? A he was just there on vacation? B he was kidnapped and enslaved. C. He went there to preach, slash, be a missionary, or. D. He went to fight in a battle between England and Ireland?

Siobhan

Dang, I should have taken the two card on this one because I know that he was going to have to save the choice of luck of the Irish.

Andy

If you think you've got to know the answer before, Just to clarify.

Siobhan

That's only on our question.

Andy

On your question, correct, you can't interrupt. Can't go slacking people's questions.

Siobhan

I'm not going to go to the page from people because you know I'm about to do that. Yeah, no, he's captured and enslaved.

Andy

That is correct. He was captured and enslaved and taken to Ireland. Unfortunately, the luck of the Irish is not with the most Irish of us. You got a three.

Siobhan

Oh, I'm too.

Andy

Not a whole lot in your pot of gold so far.

Siobhan

Dang.

Andy

All right, chris. Why do we celebrate St Patrick's Day on March 17th? Do we celebrate it because A it's a randomly assigned date that we thought was great. B in celebration of his birth, c in celebration of his death, or D the day he drove the snakes out of Ireland. Oof A random B his birth, c his death, or D the day he drove those snakes out of Ireland. I will go with birth Is incorrect. That correct answer is his death. Death.

Matt

Celebrating the day that he died. Eternal wake.

Andy

Yes, so, matt, keeping on that idea there, when did he die? Did he die A 461 AD, b 1161 AD, c 1261 AD or D 1361 AD?

Siobhan

I'll be there, so good oh boy 461, 1161, 1261, or 1361?

Andy

He was 1161. You are so close. It's four, isn't it? It is 461. So that's a wrap. 461 was the correct answer.

Rob

Wow, yeah, I had no idea it went that far back.

Andy

Far back yeah.

Rob

Now, I didn't think that Christianity was brought to Ireland that long ago.

Andy

So at that point, that was, when the Romans were still in England.

Rob

Okay, so it was like Constantine.

Andy

Right, it was that.

Rob

Christianity.

Andy

Christianity being spread through the Romans, and that phase of you know when he was born probably was not much Christianity in Ireland yet. So, rob, we've established when he died. When was St Patrick canonized? A, was he canonized in 1002 AD, b, 1202 AD, c, 2002 AD or D? He wasn't. D he was not. That is the correct answer. Noi, St Patrick was not officially canonized.

Siobhan

Trying to send.

Andy

Not officially canonized. Oh, rob, now I've got a three, but I'll work on a flush.

Matt

If any of our listeners at the Vatican want a campaign for that, we strongly support it.

Andy

So basically, I would think that if they haven't yet, Basically he is considered a saint, obviously St Patrick, but at that point, like that whole canonization process, wasn't an official thing, so he's kind of pre-canonization the saint.

Matt

Interesting.

Rob

Yeah, he was grandfathered in he was Okay.

Andy

So, as you know, to be a saint you need to have performed at least three miracles. Which of these miracles was St Patrick said to have performed? A did he turn water into wine? B did he raise 33 men from the dead? C did he raise a sunken ship from the bottom of the sea? Or? D did he cause a tree to grow in the shape of a cross?

Siobhan

I'll go with D the cross tree.

Andy

Not a bad choice, but incorrect. The correct answer is B. He raised 33 men from the dead. Now, was that actually from the dead or did he just wake up 33?

Matt

guys from a bad hangover.

Andy

No, apparently some of them. According to the story which he wrote, several of them had been dead for several years.

Siobhan

Right.

Andy

So like out of the grave. So me too.

Siobhan

I'll write a story as well.

Matt

That's above and beyond the call of duty, way above and beyond. Yeah, he's just got Lazarus. He was only gone for what? A couple of days maybe.

Andy

But wait, there's more, chris. Which of these did he also do? Did he stop rushing water with a piece of bread? Did he cure someone's blindness? Did he turn water into honey or D? All of the above, what was the first one? Again, that was the Stopped rushing water with a piece of bread. I wish it was a potato. Actually, there were no potatoes in Ireland at this point.

Chris

Good God. So are we saying he just took a piece, a loaf of bread and he, like Moses, just stopped the parting of the seas? What the hell?

Siobhan

is that it's a miracle.

Rob

And the river.

Chris

I will go with turned water into honey.

Andy

You are technically correct, but so were all the rest of them All the biography.

Matt

All the biography, my God.

Andy

He did all those things. Dude excuse us, I'm starting to get like.

Matt

St.

Chris

Patrick.

Matt

Starting to understand why St Patrick's Day is such a big deal.

Round 2

Rob

A little bit of a pull apparently we need to create a drinking game that involves bread, so Anybody who's?

Chris

not able to stop water with their bread, has to drink.

Rob

Yes.

Matt

There we go. How big does the?

Andy

source of water have to be. So if I remember correctly when I looked it up, the story was like a well All of a sudden just started like geysering and was in threat of flooding a town, and he pulled a bless this bread it's now the body of Christ and plugged up the geyser with that piece of bread, see my first thought was what kind of bread Sourdough regular?

Matt

was it like Southern cornbread? Because I could see that I could see cornbread.

Andy

What I said Irish soda bread, obviously Irish soda bread.

Siobhan

Obviously Matt.

Andy

Hello, all right, and that is the end of round one.

Matt

And just for the record, if anybody listening to this, if you absorb all this knowledge, you're going to know more about St Patrick's Day than anybody else on the planet.

Rob

You too can be bread.

Chris

Absorb everything.

Andy

And absorb all this knowledge. All right, we're on to round two. Let's see who goes first for round two.

Rob

Can you play the fun noise into there?

Andy

You. So round two is all about leprechauns.

Rob

Hmm, okay, I think I have a better shot now so, chris, is this leprechaun the movie like the B horror film?

Andy

Maybe Did you do your research before the trivia night.

Siobhan

Not on the movie.

Andy

Have you seen the movie? No, it's so good in a bad way. If I did, it was a long time it's so good and there's like multiples of them.

Chris

Yeah.

Andy

So, chris, according to legend, how do leprechauns earn their gold? And remember, you can Call the luck of the Irish if you think you know the answer before the questions or the answers are read. So how do they earn their gold? Do they earn it by cleaning houses, be fixing shoes, see mending fences, or D? Do they just turn shamrock into gold? I'm gonna go with cleaning houses is Incorrect. It's the shoes. It's the shoes, the coblers is the correct answer fairy shoes aren't those elves not leprechauns?

Chris

what no?

Andy

no well, aren't leprechauns just the elves that got junk on the job and their fairies, their fairies, their fairies, yeah, sort of so next is Matt oh boy. Why are you more likely to see a leprechaun on st Patrick's Day than any other day of the year? Too much, jameson. Is that the answer you're going with? No, okay, so is it? A they're attracted to the music. B they're attracted to the beerC. They're attracted to the money. Or D they're attracted to the cooked cabbage. I.

Matt

Am attracted to beer, but just because I think it's right, I'm going with D the cook, cabbage, the cooked cabbage is correct.

Andy

Apparently, leprechauns are attracted to cooked cabbage as am I.

Matt

That's Matt repellent, actually, matt repellent.

Andy

So, matt, you can add this card to your pot of gold. What I got? Seven seven lucky seven seven gold coins Whoo. Rob, I'm ready. Are you aware that, according to mythology, leprechauns have a drunken nocturnal cousins that are said to ride Domesticated animals to the point of exhaustion?

Matt

I'm like so excited right now.

Andy

What are these cousins called? Are they a the cool rich cons, b the kengis cons, c the drunk itch cons or D the Mary Lou?

Rob

and okay, I know it's not the Mary Lou, and because that's the, that's the Christmas tradition.

Andy

Hey, it's a throwback.

Rob

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Genghis Khan was the leader the Huns that conquered China.

Andy

You've got the cool rich cons, the kengis cons, the drunk itch cons with a Mary Lou and I'm gonna go with the drunk itch cons. Incorrect. Okay, cool rich cons.

Rob

Well, it's okay sir can't get them all right now.

Andy

To be fair, some believe that the cool, rich cons are just the leprechauns at night. But the official mythology says are two different things, yeah.

Rob

I'd never heard of that before no.

Siobhan

I have cuz I studied.

Rob

Why did?

Andy

not. Let's find out. Shavon, it's your turn for a question. How much did she study? What is the origin of the word leprechaun from Middle Irish? Is it a red beard, be red nose, see big feet, or D little body?

Siobhan

D little body.

Andy

D is the correct answer, and adding to your pot of gold is a five, putting you ahead of Matt.

Siobhan

Hooray.

Andy

Rob, I'll take it.

Siobhan

Yes.

Chris

Chris, I'm bound to get one right eventually.

Andy

Did you know that there are no female leprechauns? Why is that? Is it because a they are what develops when a boy is not properly disciplined. B they are just what develops from an unwanted fairy baby. See, just because. Or? D the patriarchy. Which of these is the reason why there are no female leprechauns?

Chris

Damn it. I'll go with the the fairy baby.

Andy

The unwanted fairy baby is correct, yeah.

Siobhan

Okay, I would just like to add that the patriarchy is always. If you would send me, I feel like I would have fought for half credit for you, because that's what all of this is.

Rob

Chris didn't want that D he didn't want that D.

Andy

Let's see what Chris gets in his pot of gold. Chris gets an ace.

Matt

He's gonna play himself in there running with ten points, make it rain in that pot of gold and shuffle the cards so I get an ace next.

Rob

I'm just gonna put Chris, chris over there. Sure.

Andy

There we go, there we go, there we go, hiding this pot of gold there, I Believe. Next is Matt. If you are lucky enough to catch a leprechaun, you can get its gold. However, it will disappear. If you do what? A Take your eye off it for even a second. B Say its nameC, repeat the same word, any word, three times. Or D, if you can't answer its riddle, which of these will instantly cause a leprechaun to disappear? Gonna go with D? It is unfortunately not us thinks. The correct answer is a. Yeah, if it can convince you to look away for even a second, it will disappear, damn it.

Rob

Put it on.

Matt

Little tricky bastard it wasn't.

Andy

It wasn't the old Rankin and Bass movie about St Patrick's day.

Rob

Rankin and Bass.

Matt

I'd watch that for the record it's. It's weird, I didn't know that was a thing. Yeah, it's it's.

Andy

It's a little weird.

Siobhan

That's not Darby O'Gill, is it?

Andy

I don't think so. I want to know what.

Siobhan

Darby O'Gill in the little oh.

Andy

Darby O'Gill. I'm sorry, what?

Siobhan

Darby O'Gill and the little people.

Andy

The only one that knows what this is this now know, you're oh.

Siobhan

No, no, I'm not like a forgotten memory here.

Siobhan

You guys. Yeah, probably it's a lot, but I'm won't belabor this podcast with it. But for the folks listening, if you were born in the 80s and you were maybe Irish, look for Darby O'Gill and the little people. We absolutely had it on VHS and it's this old Movie from like the late 50s or something that has a banshee in it. So that's why I thought that's what you were talking about. But it's like a whole, like Irish and there's a leprechaun in it and it's like a real bad movie, but it has Sean Connery in it.

Siobhan

I got the young man Sean Connery Too bad as a young man, sean Connery, and Darby O'Gill is a drunk Irish man shocking. So you know there's that. But yeah, the whole thing. There's music in it. It's so good. It's not good, but it's great, it's fine. You should go look at it. Let's check it out.

Matt

Rob it's your turn. I'm ready. Before we continue, can you pass me one of those Guinness extra stouts and a bottle opener?

Rob

Would you go with that or the foreign extra first?

Matt

No, I'm gonna go with the extra stout first and open it with the Steelers bottle opener that I have, because Art Rooney was the ambassador to Ireland.

Siobhan

Oh, topical.

Rob

There's some trivia for you, yeah.

Siobhan

I'm gonna go make another drink. Pull that around.

Rob

I'm not leaving the love. The love is being spread. Okay, Thank you.

Andy

Pouring wine. Topa Keith here with the red solo cup, solo cup.

Rob

I fill you up solo cup. Let's have a party.

Andy

Proceed. Siobhan left when he started singing country music.

Rob

That's okay now, sorry, I'm ready for my question. Hit me.

Andy

Alright, rob. The EU has declared leprechauns as a protected creature. How many leprechauns are said to be living in the caves of Caringford, ireland? A there's one, b there's 34, c there's 137 or D there's 236? I'm going with 137 137 is not the correct answer. Son of a gun. According to the EU, there are 236 leprechauns living in those caves.

Rob

Good God.

Matt

Well, there you have it. Many questions. Who counted right?

Andy

That's a very precise number.

Matt

What is that?

Andy

It's not a about, you know, it's not like there's about 250, it's 236 specifically so somewhere I have to know, did somebody document like at work today.

Matt

I went out into a cave and counted that many yeah it was probably see Patrick in his autobiography.

Rob

True, he counted them with bread.

Siobhan

He parted their waterways and then said look at all of you hey, now some people pay extra for that.

Matt

What do we think of the extra stout here?

Rob

It is extra stout it. I actually like this better than regular Guinness.

Matt

I do as well. Personally, it's got a much more of a coffee flavor to it, that's for sure.

Siobhan

What was the one you hate? Maybe it's because extra you know.

Rob

Nitro never does it for me in a can and this just doesn't taste flat. But yes, I very much like this the first time I'm having it. No, this is just the extra shavon, the foreign extra. We have yet to crack open.

Siobhan

Yeah, I know that's Chris's least favorite.

Rob

Which is before an extra or the foreign extra. Great something look forward to like.

Andy

Matt said I'm definitely getting a lot of coffee off of oh yeah, which, as a coffee drinker, I'm a fan of. I.

Matt

Prefer regular stout out of the three. I know that going into this, but shavon.

Siobhan

I had Two espresso martinis on the cruise. We were just on spoiler.

Rob

Did the robot make it? What did the robot make it? No video you opposed with the robot bartender. No, I only got one.

Siobhan

One drink from the robot bartender, but I had two espresso martinis and they were delightful. So Get on that train for me, because I just for everyone who is listening I'm not a big coffee fan no, I don't drink coffee at all but I was determined to enjoy an espresso martini on this cruise we were just on and I very much liked it.

Andy

So that's some vodka.

Siobhan

Let's see what that means down for me at my drinking journey ahead.

Matt

Since we're off the rails here already, that sounds awesome and I would try one of those as well, even though I am not a coffee drinker at all. I want to ask did you tip the robot bartender? No, tipped it over, okay so you're. Uprising, but that's all I needed to know.

Siobhan

I appreciated his work. Okay people did not.

Rob

Okay, now did it identify as a he? I must know.

Siobhan

Okay, you're supposed to ask nowadays most of the bartenders were he, so I assumed. Which Are you supposed to ask?

Rob

Yeah, what? What people's preferred identity is? Yes, I believe that you're supposed to ask. Well, there was. I think, it's your turn. Sorry, it is Siobhan's got one more question.

Andy

Hooray, finish off the round on leprechauns. You're gonna like this one, siobhan. Oh God in 2006, an American news story went viral due to many people claiming to have seen a leprechaun. What state was this cricheton leprechaun scene? Oh, chris is losing it. He knows this one. He remembers his story. The video is so good. Is it from a Georgia, be Louisiana, see Alabama, or D Florida?

Siobhan

Well, it's gotta be one of these psycho states.

Andy

One of those four. That is correct.

Round 3

Siobhan

Batsault people. Okay, florida's two on the nose Is it? Is it really with the crazies? Yeah, with the crazies. Yes, Can you give me the options again?

Andy

Absolutely. We've got Georgia, louisiana, alabama or Florida.

Siobhan

All right, people be nuts in Alabama. I'm gonna go with Alabama.

Andy

Alabama is correct.

Matt

Whoo, we went down there. Did you pick the wigglies, all these other little leprechaun that was around the corner there? If no, he was in the tree, look up the news story. It was up in the tree.

Andy

Yeah, they were, yeah, we gotta look up the news story. Plus, the artist sketch is the best. Oh, it's like done in crana I think I remember that it's coming back to you.

Rob

Yeah.

Andy

Ah uh, shavon, adding to your pot of gold another five point. Yeah, we're tied five coins in the pot of gold.

Rob

We are currently tied. Shavon, you have 13. I have 13. Chris with 10, matt with seven make it rain, lassie.

Andy

Well, I guess it's time to move on to round three. Shavon, it is your turn again, oh man, what is this one? So for round three, we're calling it. I'll drink to that.

Matt

This is all I'll drink to that in the spirit of that pass me the foreign extra please. Hey, well, I shared it with both of you, but I'm really enjoying this one though.

Siobhan

Anyone that would have enjoyed the beer a mess. You tonight Would have had regular Guinness and they can plus Bailey's bomber guys.

Matt

I'll drop some off at your house, matt, we can just do a portrait change, like I'll bring over the stew.

Siobhan

Yeah, and then you grab the yo, can I?

Rob

just say that that stew Was maybe the best thing Matt's ever cooked Delicious so to go. With the podcasting things.

Andy

I think you need to add the stew recipe to your Podcast. I can do that. Shout out to mr Walser for making delicious stew. Thank, you?

Siobhan

Yeah, I will. I will share the beer of Massew as well.

Rob

I'd call to mass stew.

Andy

Push the button. Hey, there's good news though. Yeah, there's space in my cup for some of that Mexican is, I was gonna say for anybody keeping score horribly colored.

Matt

Rob is to cosmic chugs to my one tonight Very dark.

Andy

Yeah, this one's gonna be different. Smells a little carmoly oh.

Rob

That's weird, I I guess.

Matt

It's like. It's like a mix between the stout and the extra stout, like it sits somewhere in between those two. There's an odd sweetness to it. There's a lot of malt in there.

Siobhan

That's a lot of all, I think.

Matt

Yeah, like that was made with all the malt.

Chris

I haven't had it in years. And for years I didn't like Guinness and we were out for st Patrick's Day at St James gate throwback yeah, exactly, it used to be an awesome local Irish place by us. So we went there and it was st Patrick's Day, so I had to get a Guinness, even though I didn't really like them. And I got a Guinness and I was like, hey, actually I really do like this and that's began my love for Guinness. So then I was like, hey, I got to try the other Guinness's. So like a month later went to the six pack shop and got For an extra, as I was like for an extra must be the best one, and I cracked one of those open. I took like three sips of it, was like this is the worst beer I've ever tasted and poured all four of them down the drain Awful.

Matt

I only had this one time before. It is actually on a cruise. I think it was actually in Nassau that I had it. It was on a beat either Nassau or Freeport. I was on a beach somewhere that's in the Bahamas people.

Matt

Yes, and also I will say that St James gate, very near and dear to my heart, used to be at what's now the Wind Creek was the sands in Bethlehem. It was a wonderful Irish bar. For anybody listening that knows Seamus Kennedy, one of the coolest things. We were sitting there. I think some of you were. You guys with me, chris and Siobhan for this. Yeah, we were sitting there drinking and Seamus walks in with his guitar and just right up on stage and starts playing. I don't even honestly know if he had permission. He's just like I'm going to play now.

Rob

Some people don't need permission.

Matt

No, and it was. That was frigging amazing. That was also where Rob met my wife for the first time over a lovely dinner, and Siobhan, it's your question.

Siobhan

Oh, yeah, do it.

Andy

So we are on to round three of I'll drink to that. So, siobhan, which fast food chain made the shamrock shake famous?

Siobhan

Seriously seriously okay wait, I'm not wait. Can I call the thing? Go for the luck of the Irish.

Rob

Everybody was waiting for you to call it.

Siobhan

Yeah. Arby's it's bitch.

Andy

Is that your final answer?

Siobhan

Yeah.

Andy

It is the correct answer. Whoa shamrock shake made. Oh good, cool Shavon pulling in 14 points with a jack and a fool. Only in the lead Mmm pot of gold is looking sick, maybe out of touch how to reach.

Matt

I have to do this for my people for your people my people for my people for those of you that may not have ever seen Shavon, you can just go by the name. Yeah, well, there's, yeah right exactly a red hair, fair complexion and my name. Yes, the most Irish of us here by far.

Siobhan

There's a bee in my name. That's how you know.

Rob

I'd like to think my liver is more Irish than her although ancestry comm tells me I am 10% scots Irish. Just my liver.

Siobhan

No, I don't agree with you. That's fine. We'll do a 23 and me and I'll figure it out. We'll do a 23 and me for your liver, oh.

Matt

That's gonna be a long swab. You got a sure. Well, I'm gonna let first.

Andy

All right, rob, we're going backwards this time. Oh, what are the proper ingredients for an Irish carb on?

Matt

Rob loves it backwards.

Rob

Okay, I would like to make it a look of the Irish, all right. Okay, it is Guinness, bailey's Irish cream and Jameson that is the correct answer.

Siobhan

No way proper.

Andy

You're taking a Bailey's and a Jameson and dropping it into a pint of Guinness and drinking it before a queen and a six.

Rob

To that's my head. By two it is your turn mr.

Matt

Well, sir, let's do that.

Andy

Every good dive bar does green beer. What city famously dies its river green?

Matt

I'm gonna take the luck of the Irish. That would be Chicago.

Rob

Thank you, what's the name of the river? For one more card, oh.

Matt

Do it, the Chicago River. I.

Andy

Will give you the bonus card for that, cuz you're the two and a three sucks.

Rob

Oh, my god never won anything and he only got. With the bonus card adding ten points to there we go, there we go, wean, okay, so.

Matt

We love sympathy here. I will let you all know so upcoming for the episodes that are going to be in the near future. We get 90s trivia, we got Lord of the Rings trivia, we got some music trivia coming and I'm not being nice when I'm putting the questions together, so I may not have ever won anything, but somebody else is going to feel my pain in the next couple episodes.

Andy

That's fair round three is definitely the the nice round here. So, chris, for your question. If you win a little too hard, you might want to start your day with an Irish coffee. What is added to coffee to make it Irish?

Chris

Do I want to take? A look of the Irish. Yeah, I'm gonna, and I'll say it's Jameson.

Andy

Jameson is the correct answer. Would you have accepted?

Rob

just whiskey, because I would have.

Andy

It's specifically James. Okay, but Chris, adding to your pot of gold 20 points. Wow, I'm a ten in the jack. Whoa, I'm in the lead.

Rob

With 30, 30 points. You're beating me by one, christopher Shevaan is back to you.

Andy

Great. Everyone knows that Guinness tastes better in Ireland than here in the United States. Why A? Because it's fresher.

Rob

Oh, hold on, Do we only get one luck of the Irish?

Andy

for no, you can do it as many times as you want.

Siobhan

No, I don't want to do this, I need the option so that's fine. Thank you for checking though.

Andy

A because it's fresher. B the vibrations in the shipping affect the taste.

Rob

C.

Andy

There are anchovies involved in the brewing process in Ireland that they are not allowed to use for that which is shipped to the United States or D it doesn't just all the Irish. Other Irish beer is bad. So Guinness tastes great in comparison.

Matt

Can I steal a question in correct? No dammit.

Andy

The choices are a. It's fresher. The vibrations mess with the taste. There are anchovies involved in the brewing process in Ireland or D it doesn't. Just the other Irish beer tastes bad. So Guinness tastes great in comparison.

Siobhan

Oh no, do I choose the one that calls out other Irish beer? I mean, I really think it's D, I think it's just people being in Ireland being psyched about having Guinness in Ireland. Tell me if it's the anchovies, because that's horrifying. D is my final answer.

Andy

Going with the incorrect. The correct answer is just a it's just fresher. Well, I actually believe all the other three are the myths as to why it tastes better.

Rob

I believe that actually they are allowed to have it unpasteurized as well.

Matt

Yes, and the us has to pasteurize it. That is true.

Rob

According to Guinness or is that a that also according? To?

Andy

Guinness. The only reason it tastes different in Ireland is because it's fresher.

Matt

See, I was. I was told it was because they pasteurized it to ship it. Because it was going to be On board ship over the ocean, they needed to pasteurize it.

Andy

Well, now they were to make the jersey. I think it comes from Ireland anymore. We don't get it from Ireland. Yeah, I'm sure they don't ship it here.

Siobhan

There's plenty of like east coast places that will brew it and distribute it for them. Like you know, they're not about to like ship it in a boat. This isn't 19 1207 or whatever.

Rob

And 12 19 to 1207. Yeah.

Andy

So so my ginnest my Guinness story. When we vacationed to Scotland we had a layover in Dublin and during that layover there was obviously bars in the airport. I wanted to get a good irish Guinness legit. The airport was out. What the airport they were out of. Guinness, like Dublin airport, was out of.

Matt

Guinness. That's like going to Dunkin Donuts and them being out of donuts.

Andy

Now they did have a Guinness porter, which I had and, as you guys know, I'm a big fan of porters and it was quite good On that.

Rob

Rob, here we go. Yes, no wait, are we? Are we going in reverse order again?

Andy

We are going in reverse order. It's back to Matt. About what percentage Did beer sales go up on st Patrick's Day weekend last year?

Rob

Wait, hold on time out. I'm not sure about me. Yes, that is correct, it should be. It's wrong. Okay, right, yes.

Andy

Here we go, so Rob.

Matt

Sorry, we've been drinking.

Andy

About what percentage did beer sales go up on st Patrick's Day weekend last year? A went up 50, b, 100, c, 175 or d 250 percent. This is worldwide worldwide beer sales St Patrick's Day weekend one 75 is the correct answer. Hey nice, your sales went up 175% that's a king baby into the head, into the lead with a king.

Andy

How the gold is looking thick. Now it is your question, matt, about how many pints of Guinness are consumed on St Patrick's Day around the world. A lot, hey. Final answer One million, b 15 million, c 25 million or D 100 million, about how many dollars of Guinness? Nope, how many pints are consumed on St Patrick's Day around the world?

Matt

I'm just gonna go with D you going with the big. D. Yeah, it seems like the most ridiculous you taking that big D.

Andy

Sure it's incorrect. You should not have gone with that D Damn it. The correct answer was B 15 million, about 15 million pints of Guinness.

Matt

It's a little lower than I expected. Thank you, count von Bert, count Bertula, count Squatchula.

Siobhan

It's gotta be an Irish thing.

Matt

I don't think we've ever mentioned on the podcast before that Rob has like size 16 feet. So we need to do too big for roller skating. It's just worth mentioning.

Rob

In one case is this relevant.

Andy

It's very relevant in case we podcast while we go roller skating.

Matt

Yes, I'm not rent skates at Skate Land. Who cares, though? Who cares about roller?

Rob

skating Listen. That was very traumatic in my childhood, I know I was there People were having birthday parties and I was invited to them and I could not participate. I'm sorry, I did not discount your trauma, that is very elementary school kid with size 16 feet Like that's.

Andy

that's traumatic enough as it is.

Siobhan

Yes, right.

Matt

I was at that birthday party. He was very upset Moving on Speaking of very upset, chris.

Andy

The last question of round three. In Ireland, at the end of St Patrick's Day, what do they drink? A toast to the saint, is it a shamrock and a glass of whiskey? B a shamrock and a glass of Guinness? C a tea made from clover, or D whatever is still left in the fridge.

Chris

I think I'm going to go with the practical answer of tea with clover.

Andy

Is incorrect. Apparently, at the end of St Patrick's Day they drink a toast to the saint with a shamrock and a glass of whiskey.

Siobhan

So the good answer.

Matt

I thought it was the next morning a Gatorade.

Andy

But now there is one more question. As I usually do with my trivia, and I was planning to have this be a write down your answer and flip it over, but with two of us not here, let's go with text me your answer. Oh, okay.

Rob

I can do that. We're going to high technology For all the gold.

Andy

If you get it right, you add three, yes, three cards to your pot of gold. The unofficial anthem of Ireland is Molly Malone In this song alive, alive. Oh, what is Molly selling from her wheelbarrow?

Matt

Does spelling count? Because it's not I did it.

Andy

Unofficial anthem from Ireland is Molly Malone In this song. What is Molly selling from her wheel? Her body.

Siobhan

Okay, whoa, that's a very different song.

Andy

And the correct answer as submitted by all four of you and mussels, alive, alive, alive, alive, alive, alive alive. With cockles and muscles alive, alive.

Rob

Hey, how do you go?

Siobhan

add up your Pots of gold.

Rob

I got an ace finally, so I'm gonna go with the O.

Matt

Okay, that's a gold. I got an ace Finally. I still don't know what I have.

Rob

Oh, we'll get to yours. We're in suspense.

Siobhan

All right, I know, yeah, it's OK, I like that.

Matt

That's a lot of math. Where's the button?

Rob

Math, we're talking about MC Hammer.

Matt

We're talking about numbers Horrifying Every time, every time, clip, holy hell.

Andy, play us out!

Andy

It's the drug. Hey, my name is Matt Welfare.

Rob

Math Welfare Chris.

Matt

Make fun of the host oh.

Andy

Chris, you have 51 pieces of gold.

Outro

Siobhan

We're just hearing about Chris, nobody else I have 65 pieces of gold.

Andy

Chavon. That's 44 pieces of gold. Oh, what the hell. You got a couple twos and threes in there. Hold you down, listen.

Rob

Oh boy.

Matt

Math Welfare. I have 9,337. It's over 9,000. That's not possible? You're a liar, thank you, I have 47 pieces of gold, 47.

Andy

That means I'm not in the last place. The luck of the Irish is with Rob tonight.

Rob

That's right, they call me Robert Hostaley.

Siobhan

I hate it.

Andy

Should I play it out, Matt?

Matt

Yes, please do, andy, Play us out.

Chris

Hey.

Andy

Hey Launch indeed.

Siobhan

Launcher.

Matt

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