Thee Talkers Podcast: Unscripted

Happy Father's day, Birthday for Joe, and World War III and more...

Joe, Remo, Benny and Thee Gooch Season 2 Episode 43

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Can the prospect of World War III really disrupt future elections? Join us on the Unscripted Talkers Podcast as we tackle this provocative question and much more. Our latest episode kicks off with a lively discussion about LA’s current weather and Joe’s enthusiasm over his shiny new microphone. As the conversation heats up, we unpack the tangled web of geopolitical tensions involving Russia, China, and Cuba, zooming in on the ramifications for Ukraine and NATO. We also share our unfiltered thoughts on Hunter Biden's recent conviction and the state of the justice system. Plus, get ready for a unique take on Father’s Day, as Joe contends that every day should be Father’s Day.

Ever wonder how being a single dad shapes one’s perspective on life? Our heartfelt discussion brings you into the trials, tribulations, and little triumphs of single fatherhood. From personal anecdotes and reflections on the daily grind to the absence of a parenting handbook, we lay it all out. Shifting gears, we dive into international concerns, dissecting China's formidable military presence, nuclear submarines lurking near Florida, and the unsettling possibility of drafts. It’s a conversation that feels as intense as a scene from "Red Dawn," blending humor and deep reflection in equal measure.

From the bewildering Mandela Effect to the potential dangers of 5G towers, we explore some of the most intriguing and controversial topics out there. Do church bells have a calming societal effect, or is it just a charming myth? Hear our thoughts on this and more, including our organized workspaces versus our neglected homes. We wrap up with exciting news about our upcoming guest, Paul Lamar Hunter, and some must-watch TV series. Whether you're here for the geopolitical analysis, personal stories, or just a good laugh, this episode has something for everyone.

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Joe

so what's up, what's up? Everybody. What's up everybody. What's up, what's up, what's up? This is T the Talkers Podcast, U unscripted. My name is Joe. How's everybody doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I got my three, I mean my two co-hosts, Thee Gooch and Remo. What's going on, guys? How's it going? And I wanted to say it's a great day today, beautiful day, even though it's hot. I hate this fucking weather, but 90, like 90, no, 69 degrees today. 69? Bullshit. Yeah, right here in LA, California, but right now it's 69 degrees, but earlier, like 5 o'clock in the afternoon, it was like 91 degrees.

Thee Gooch

Were you inside the house.

Joe

I was inside the house all day With a little minor headache today in the morning. How's everybody?

Remo

doing? I'm not talking. I know I'm just fucking Cutting. Actually, it's 72 degrees.

Joe

Oh yeah, okay, my bad, yeah, I'm sweating right now in this fucking house.

Remo

I don't feel like I'm getting AC on.

Joe

Yeah, Now I went to 70 degrees because earlier when I looked at it on the computer it said 69 degrees or something like that I got your 69.

Thee Gooch

Oh, that would be an L7. Sorry, Joe, oh jeez.

Joe

But other than that, how's everybody doing? How's?

Thee Gooch

all Huh, huh. So I hear Russia's in Cuba.

Joe

Oh yeah, dude, yeah, dude, what's going on? You know what? I'm going to tell you the truth, dude, what's really going on. Before anything happens, before we talk about that, I just want to introduce you to my new microphone that I bought.

Remo

I just love this fucking microphone. I knew it was a dildo shape.

Joe

It's my new microphone and it's really great.

Remo

It looks like those fucking white vibrators, the ones with the big old fucking rubber tip.

Thee Gooch

Fuck you, but it's one of the best ones they made for Rode, and it's got jackhammer mode.

Joe

Oh my gosh, I knew that was going to happen. That's why I should have just fucking shut up. But yeah, this is one of the best ones from Roll.

Thee Gooch

It's called the.

Joe

Interview Pro.

Remo

Awesome.

Joe

I recommend it. Do you mix your coffee?

Thee Gooch

with that Joe.

Joe

Oh yeah, I steer it Lucky.

Thee Gooch

Mike.

Joe

Okay, so you, yeah, you know what. Russia is already and China already in the borderline, they're in the what in Cuba and Havana.

Thee Gooch

Yeah, well, cuba, yeah, right now we see Russia in those parts by Cuba, because they've always been friends, right Allies. I think we're going to see China in your guys' neck of the woods.

Joe

Yeah, but this is what I think, because everybody's thinking it's because of Ukraine, right, all this is happening because of Ukraine, because little crybaby went to that G7, was it? Yeah, and you know, I mean, I look at him like a crybaby, the president for Ukraine. But it's not. I don't think it's all about that. This is what Russia is fucking complaining about. It has to be something big, and I think it is because it's about the bricks. They want to turn the dollar, they want to destroy the dollar and they want to get the one world government going already.

Thee Gooch

That's what I think actually, uh, bricks is against the world government. Oh really, yeah, they're against, uh, the world government I didn't know that I didn't study wrong it's actually a pretty valid point, though they want to because they don't want Ukraine in NATO. They don't want Ukraine in NATO. France is pushing for them to be a part of NATO. So there's just all. That's what I'm telling you, dude. Again, there's not going to be no 2024 election. Exactly, the new World War III is going to stop everything the World.

Remo

There's not going to be no 2024 election. Exactly the new world war 3 is going to stop everything.

Thee Gooch

The world war 3 is going to stop everything right now. You know we're all distracted because of Hunter Biden just got killed. Hunter Biden's conviction is fucking horseshit. They had to convict them because they convicted Trump, so that everybody can be like well see, the system works, no bullshit.

Men's Mental Health and International Tensions

Remo

The system doesn't fucking work. The fucking city right here is full of fucking people with gun felony charges. It's nothing. It's a bullshit charge. Yeah, yeah, that's true, that's true, right here you get booked and two hours later you're fucking back on the street with a court date.

Joe

Yeah, same shit.

Thee Gooch

But catch a motherfucker walking around with a beer in his hand and they'll give him fucking six months.

Joe

Yeah.

Thee Gooch

Or smoking a joint. So this is Father's Day weekend. Happy Father's Day, you guys. Joe, I've been telling you Happy Father's Day for the last 20 years.

Remo

Why? Because you call him Daddy.

Thee Gooch

Because I call him.

Joe

Daddy, happy Father's Day is for you guys. Fuck that shit. I don't believe in Father's. Happy Father's Day is for you guys Fuck that shit.

Remo

I don't believe in Father's Day. Father's Day is every motherfucking day, every motherfucking day is Father's Day. You stupid fucks. This is just a fucking capitalizing. Another fucking gimmick.

Thee Gooch

Another capitalism shit. Yeah, because Remo and I are, you know, single dads, right, so whatever, I got one that's full time. Yeah, because Remo and I are single dads, right, so whatever, I got one that's full time. I had to get rid of him yesterday. He was driving me nuts, you know.

Joe

They don't appreciate their fathers every day. Right, it's because we're idiots.

Thee Gooch

We actually tolerate shit we're not supposed to tolerate. We just let it roll down our backs. You know what I'm saying? We're here to pick up, to be good. I wasn't a good father you know fucking what 28 years ago. I don't think I'm a good dad today. I could do better, but I'm so fucking caught up on life and trying to get this fucking house Like I said, being a father doesn't come with a fucking handbook.

Remo

There's no instructions to it. It's a fucking everyday learning process.

Thee Gooch

You know what.

Joe

I mean, yeah, that's true, that's true.

Thee Gooch

Never mind Father's Day, fuck Father's Day. But tomorrow is also little Father's Day. Fuck Father's Day. But tomorrow is also little Joseph's birthday.

Joe

Ooh, little, twinkle toes, Twinkle toes.

Thee Gooch

How old are you going to be, Joe?

Joe

Oh my gosh man, I can't believe it, you don't want to say I'll say it I'm 51 years old. God damn 51. 51, dude, god damn 51, 51 good.

Remo

No gray hair. No gray hair.

Thee Gooch

I know.

Remo

Stress free. Yeah, baby, exactly Austin Powers hair. You look like Austin Powers right there.

Joe

Yeah, but so Thank you for the happy birthday.

Thee Gooch

I didn't say it yet.

Joe

Oh well, I thought you did Happy birthday.

Thee Gooch

Joseph, thank you, thank you.

Joe

We go a long way. Yep, yep, yeah. So that's what I found weird. I think you got to know that. Yep, yeah, so, yeah, dude. So that's what I found weird. I think you gotta know that China has a One million man army Right, and that's only the men, men, the men, the soldiers, right, right. Also, you got the women, so that's another One million army there. And they got, they got their kids.

Remo

Okay, they have a separate civilian army too.

Joe

And you know what? And I just heard today that they want to select the draft. What's really going on?

Remo

I think the women's military is bigger than our Fucking military in general.

Joe

Yes.

Thee Gooch

That's what I heard too. I think the senate or congress was trying to pass. The women's military is bigger than our fucking military in general. Yes, that's what I heard too. I think the Senate or Congress was trying to pass. Regardless, you're getting draft from 18 to 26. You're getting draft. You're getting drafted. In case of World War III, they're not going to do the lottery. If you're between the ages of 18 and 26, you'll be automatically drafted. I don't know how that's possible, but I think before it was 18 to 42.

Joe

18 and 26, it would automatically drop. I don't know how that's possible, but I think before it was 18 to 42 or 40 years old, I think. Yeah, I don't know what it was before, because I know I had a selective service card. Every time you're 20 years old, you gotta do that.

Remo

Imagine they change it and they say fucking 18 to 60. That'd be bullshit.

Joe

Here we go, if you're mentally fit, and all that shit.

Remo

Joe's gonna throw his helmet on.

Joe

Hey, I'm ready, I'm gonna be like Joe Biden, like like a puppet dude Like a puppet, like an idiot.

Remo

It looks like a fucking animatronic.

Thee Gooch

Some chunky cheese yeah, that's crazy, dude, because I got, I got one of my boys is gonna be 18 next month. Dude, that's fucking scary.

Remo

I'll take a fucking hammer right to his foot dude, even even if he's native, it was still fucking yeah, but I think there's a couple.

Thee Gooch

He has a type of protection or, yeah, there's something about him. He's I don't know, maybe the way he walks, who knows.

Joe

Yeah, but I think when you're flatfoot they're still taking you in though.

Thee Gooch

Yeah Well, he's more than flatfoot. He's more than flatfoot, he's.

Joe

Bigfoot he.

Thee Gooch

Oh, he's more than flatfoot. He's more than flatfoot, he's Bigfoot.

Joe

He's Bigfoot. But yeah, dude, I was just hearing about that, about Russia and China already in the borders. They're like what, 20 miles away from Florida and shit you know, I think Cuba is sorry.

Thee Gooch

Cuba is 30 miles from the shores of Florida Dude, like that's fucking crazy. I mean it could be nothing, you know, but why have nuclear submarines there? You know Nuclear capability submarines.

Remo

It's just a flex. It's a flex to show the motherfuckers they ain't fucking around, which is understandable, but at the end of the day, they don't want to fucking do it.

Thee Gooch

I know Putin doesn't want to do that shit, because he has to flex, he has to fucking take off his shirt and say what the fuck, what's up?

Remo

You know what I mean.

Thee Gooch

Well, here's the thing. Listen here, putin. This is from the talkers. Okay, we're not for this administration. That fucking shitbag Biden. We have nothing to do with that.

Joe

I mean, I don't know, in my world, in my mind, in my stupid thoughts, or something like that I don't know what you want to call it S-P-E-D fucking thoughts.

Remo

but it took me a while to get it.

Joe

I think I was S-P-E-D on that one Like Red Dawn, yeah, but I think they're that one Like Red Dawn, yeah, but I think they're going to invade Red Dawn. I don't know because I'm watching too many movies.

Remo

No, but they already do have a lot of fucking sleeper cells out in the fucking states, A lot of fucking spies, Asian spies and whatnot, and even like different. You know there's trust me.

Remo

We're fucking we're fucked, we're infiltrated so fucking badly and, on top of that, the fucking people in the streets that are fucking protesting and all these other shit, the opposition. We're fucked so they're not going to give a fuck. If we get fucked over, they come in and start bombing us. They don't give a fuck as long as they're taken care of and protected. When I say that, I might say the fucking government, the elites and the fucking.

Joe

You know the shot callers.

Remo

Yeah, yeah, I mean, we're just fucking casualties of war. It doesn't mean shit to them At the end of the day. They're going to make it sound good like they're trying to protect us for our freedom and for our rights and this and that. But if that was the fucking case, we wouldn't be in the fucking shit show we are now.

Joe

Yeah that's true, that's true.

Remo

That's true All day long. Puto, damn. I think all of June is. I think Dodger Stadium was Pride yesterday, was it? Yeah, pride Day was yesterday at Dodger Stadium, I think, and you hear no mention.

Thee Gooch

Oh yeah, because they were wearing that hat too. And you hear no mention of Men's Mental Health Month, nothing.

Joe

It's actually June, just crickets, crickets and then Top of the Lobby is Father's Day and all you hear is it's actually June, but just crickets, crickets, are you?

Remo

And then, top of the top, it's Father's Day, and all you hear is more fucking men bashing.

Joe

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Remo

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Thee Gooch

I do Come watch me live. So that new microphone that Joe got he wants to go to the rest. Okay, you're going to go to the rest of them. Do you have to poop go now.

Joe

No, it's like I was just. That was just like an example.

Remo

You go take a picture too, so we can hear your stream.

Joe

You can hear my stream and the waterfalls and shit like that.

Thee Gooch

Bringing streaming to a whole new level.

Remo

Yeah, and then see if your poops are healthy. If it splashes healthy.

Joe

No, because sometimes I could be right here. I'm uncomfortable, I could feel uncomfortable. I just got the microphone. I could just walk with wireless and shit, I could just walk Wireless, run the living room, just talk like that. You know what I'm saying.

Remo

But the only problem is you put something in the background. You can stand up and start talking. You see this here, and then this, and then this right here, yeah yeah, this is what I'm talking about.

Joe

Yeah, I like a weatherman and shit. Yeah, yeah, but I'm. Yeah, I like you know, rode company is fucking getting awesome with their technology on the microphones and all that shit and it makes me want to get the other microphone too. It's the wireless, me, wireless, go the clip-on. Yeah, the clip-on, but that you got to connect to your phone. You could connect to your phone and you could just go wireless and just whatever you want to watch.

Joe

But then the phone, you connected it to the yeah roadcaster yeah, you could connect it all both in the roadcaster part um pro 2, but the transmitter connects to the back of your phone and you got the one, the receiver, so you could talk like a microphone, you know did you just say trans and receiver in one sentence the? Two syllables, or what a transmitter all right.

Thee Gooch

Um, you know, dude, I've been. You know we all know I've been in construction most of my life, right, and uh, I've been, you know, years and years and years working outside and fucking in the sun, not giving a fuck. You know, getting darker, you know, fucking holy fuck, dude. I was out in the sun today for about five hours trying to get some shit taken care of in the house. Yeah, just an instant massive headache, man, and it just. I don't bet you're on about pain, I don't take pills or whatever, but god damn, can't seem to kick it you know what?

Remo

that is all right Dehydration. Dehydration. No, what hydration? You're just not hydrated. Yeah same shit.

Joe

You gotta drink some Water.

Remo

Water and electrolytes. Go buy some suero and drink that you know what.

Joe

You know what I think, because you smoke a lot.

Thee Gooch

You think so? Let me go light a cigarette. I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette right now. My son's room in the house, right? You think so? Let me go light a cigarette. Let me go smoke a cigarette right now. My son's room in the house, right? There's no insulation at all, dude. I had to be in the attic it's not a very big attic, but I had to take out the outside siding to install the insulation. It was fucking hot in there, dude, and I'll tell you what, man. That insulation I just put up today made a world of a difference. Jeez, what shit. Huh, yeah, but I don't know. I don't think I'm cut out for construction anymore.

Joe

Well, don't say that. Don't say that, I mean, you could still do it, gooch.

Thee Gooch

You could do it, Gooch. We have a comment from YouTube. Youtube says that's my baby oh, that's, uh that is remo. I know she ain't talking to me.

Joe

I know it's not me because I'm an ugly troll, you know, or a little stubby troll.

Thee Gooch

But um.

Joe

Yeah, dude, um. So what do you think about Trump? You think he's gonna be. You know what. They're already calling him.

Remo

Trump too. Fuck him. You know what, honestly, this whole politics shit.

Remo

It's like it's been getting to me lately, like I just I'm over it bro, I'm really fucking over Because at the end of the fucking day, that's what they fucking want. They want us to get fucking worked up and go against these other fucking people, the opposition or whatever it's like, for what? It doesn't do nothing, it doesn't solve nothing. At the end of the day, the shit's still going to play out the way they have it planned out to play out. It's like I got enough good to be updated and informed, but I'm over it. Fuck it. It is what it is. At the end of the day, shit's going to happen and we're still going to fucking keep pushing.

Thee Gooch

Yeah, exactly, and it's a funny thing, you should fucking say that we're still going to struggle regardless.

Political Divisiveness and National Insecurity

Remo

We're still going to fucking do what we got to do yeah, exactly, and it's funny you should say that For us in the days in the 90s I mean, the gas used to fluctuate, but we would just complain, but in reality that's just inflation. Homie, it's gotta happen with years and years and years, Just like the fucking hamburgers used to cost at one point fucking 39 cents. That's not gonna last forever, obviously. You know what.

Thee Gooch

I mean, that's true.

Remo

I remember the cake back oh yeah, but I'm over it, bro, but yeah that's badass.

Joe

I thought he just wanted to walk away and show his butt. I was gonna go to the restroom, but I got the attention already.

Remo

Yeah but yeah, like I said, it's good to keep updating and what not, but it's like I can't even this whole protest and shit. They still protesting in downtown.

Thee Gooch

I just look at them like why even get worked up or bothered by it, as long as they don't fuck up my traffic, I'm good it's funny you should say that sometimes when I jump on Google just to see what's on the fucking news feed on Google and you're able to read comments. So there was a fucking something about Samsung. And, by the way, I switched back to Samsung, leaving iPhone. I was an iPhone user for like fucking four years or whatever. Love the phone anyways.

Thee Gooch

And you're fucking absolutely right, because this fucking country is so fucking divided between how MAGA and fucking Biden and these fucking liberals and everybody's just at each other. It's everything. It's like you know you got to understand before they had racism.

Remo

Right, they had racism, that, and everybody's just at each other. It's everything. It's like. You know, you gotta understand. Before they had racism and now racism is not working. Everyone's getting along and it's not even a thing. So now they're fucking doing this whole shit with the LGBTQ community, with the protesting for the war, with the fucking politics. That's what it's all doing now just to divide us. The more they keep us divided, the more it distracts us from fucking rising up against them. You know what I mean.

Thee Gooch

And I was reading the fucking comments, right, and then Samsung did a commercial. It was an ad on Google about how fucking can Apple do this? Whatever, I was reading the comments and there was a fucking idiot. A liberal had to be a fucking liberal Said something to the nature uh, android versus apple, iphone I love my apple and and dealing with android users is like dealing with maga people.

Remo

It's like what the fuck is stupid what does that have to do like how? How do you figure? Exactly would you have to fucking disrespect not only the maga people, but this like bring that into the conversation. Yeah, it's like out of that.

Thee Gooch

It's like fucking like. I cannot believe that trump can live in people's fucking minds like rent free all the fucking time. It's just fucking insane, like out of the fucking blue, like what the fuck does. Okay, let's use.

Remo

It's like this iphone versus fucking apple. It's like saying fucking uh, two fucking females trying to fucking penetrate each other. You know what I mean. You want to use other fucking terminologies?

Joe

Yeah, I mean, I don't know, dude, I mean it makes me want to vote red now. I mean, even though I haven't voted, I don't vote, but I think I'm going to vote this time. You know, just a great experience. I don't know, but I think I'm going to vote this time, just a great experience.

Thee Gooch

I don't know, man, I don't know.

Joe

You think there's not going to be no election this year? I don't think so, dude.

Thee Gooch

I don't think so, you don't think so, I don't think so. I've been saying that over a year now, right? About other people. But no, I don't see it happening, dude, and if it does, well then fucking spank my hiney. I don't know what's going on with you, joe you know another reason why they won't take this was that you know why they won't take them to military, this fool because I'm dumb.

Joe

No, because he won't be him into military this fool Because I'm dumb?

Remo

No, because he won't be able to fucking walk with his third leg. He won't be able to run in combat with his third leg.

Joe

Yeah right.

Remo

He'll trip over his third leg.

Joe

Jeez, I'm handing him his third leg.

Remo

That is a handicap, dick. You fucking have three legs. You keep tripping over them.

Thee Gooch

Yeah right.

Remo

It's like having two left feet.

Thee Gooch

They're going to mistake his kickstand for a rifle.

Remo

Yeah.

Thee Gooch

Locked and caught huh, Joey.

Joe

That's the rocket launcher. I don't know, dude. I mean I think we're going to get invaded by a whole lot of soldiers coming over here Just like Red Dawn with parachutes and all that shit.

Thee Gooch

Fuck, imagine they attack us first. The little small town, yeah.

Remo

Look, if that happens, the United States government let it happen, absolutely. They anticipated it, that's what they want.

Joe

Well, they just caught two. I mean, they just caught ISIS guys. Already I forgot what state it was. Six of them, wasn't it? Six of them? They caught six of them ISIS. They're trying to plant a bomb, or whatever.

Remo

They have plans. Yeah, they have some type of shit set up.

Joe

They have plans to terrorize California, new York and all that shit you know. So there was already a setup what they were going to do, and this is just the beginning. This is just the beginning and I think it's going to get a lot worse and I think I don't know. I have a feeling that we're going to get invaded.

Remo

We're already invaded, bro. Look at all the border crisis, because if you look at the borders, it's not just fucking beaners coming in, no more Now. It's all fucking nationalities coming in. Yeah, and I said it. What the fuck? We're all beaners. I don't give a fuck Eat beans. Yeah, when's the last time you fucking ate a bean? I just ate them like an hour ago, ten minutes ago. Yeah, me too An hour ago. Stay up.

Joe

Well, they always mistake me as a beaner. So I don't know, Because you are a beaner, beaner.

Remo

Right now you look like you could be a little Asian right now, Like a little.

Thee Gooch

Korean yeah, you're right, a little Filipino. Yeah, a little Filipino.

Remo

A little fuckboy.

Thee Gooch

Is your last name, hernandez? Is there a?

Remo

saying fuck you. He says fuck you.

Joe

But when I was working the yard, the driveway, because the weeds were getting out of control in the driveway and Julio has this, well, excuse me. Sexy Pants.

Remo

Sexy Pants.

Joe

Sexy Pants has this camera Right here in the garage, right? So he was at work and I'm right here, you know, doing the yard work. I was trying to Cut the weed whacker. I was going to use the weed whacker, but we didn't have that string. So I go fuck, I had to do it by hand, with a pick fork, you know, and shit like that, with an ax.

Remo

Pico y pala, pico y pala.

Joe

Whatever that's called Pico y palo. So I was doing it by hand and shit, I go, fucking, it was sexy pants. I go. Hey, dude, I cleaned the driveway and this and I, I cleaned the driveway and I go. Yeah, I was like wondering, I thought that was like a wetback fucking. What is a wetback doing in the backyard, on our front yard and all that stuff.

Remo

You thought you were going to go get someone from Home Depot to clean up your shit.

Joe

Yeah, something like that. I thought it was someone from the Home Depot went over here and, you know, trying Were you wearing your little sexy Daisy Duke hoochie daddy shorts no.

Remo

Your big old camel toe leaning to the side.

Joe

Technically, I was wearing my PJs and stuff like that. I was going to say BJs.

Thee Gooch

Speaking of BJs, were you wearing panties?

Joe

No, I was wearing my regular trunks. Oh, okay.

Remo

Was your penis showing no. The whole camel until third leg was on the side just a big old bulge Jeez man. He was fucking harvesting fucking zucchinis.

Thee Gooch

He doesn't have to pull down his shorts, he just takes it out from the bottom he just took his pant leg and he puts his foot up on the toilet oh my gosh people think he has a catheter or not, because that's just his third leg. No, that's his penis.

Joe

But um, forgot, okay, so yeah. So I cleaned the yard and I got tired and I got sore the next day, but then I washed my car and all that stuff and yeah.

Remo

Oh nice, you washed the car.

Joe

Yeah, but then it got dusty, because right here it got all dusty and shit I wanted to wash my car today too.

Remo

I'll probably do it tomorrow.

Joe

I washed it yeah, because you got all those trees.

Remo

You get all the pollen from the fucking trees.

Joe

And I think that's how I got sick dude, because when I was washing the, my allergies started kicking in.

Remo

You just had your little white shirt on.

Joe

Huh, you're all soapy huh, jeez, oh, but yeah, then I think that's how I got fucking congested and all that shit, because I was washing the car and all that shit. And then that hot heat yeah, I'd piss right there and I'd go oh fuck dude, I think that's what fucked me up the whole two weeks Shit.

Thee Gooch

I haven't washed my car in two years. In two years, Damn, I mean shit. It fucking snows and then it rains.

Joe

I can't tell you anymore and keep up. Yeah, no shit. Yeah, dude, this is crazy dude, the fucking weather is crazy.

Thee Gooch

Let me check. Do you want to talk about our next guest? What is it?

Joe

Our next guest? Um, I just got his. I just received this book. Um, I just ordered it and I received it. Today it's our special guest. You want to announce it or you want me to announce it?

Thee Gooch

you go ahead, joe because I am fucking loopy right now okay, our next special guest um June.

Joe

I want everybody to mark their calendars. On June 29th, our special guest will be Paul Lamar Hunter. He will be joining us as a special guest starting on June 29th and that's on a Saturday Saturday, guys, to let you guys know.

Thee Gooch

So I'm trying to figure this out and he's the 19th child right out of 21 he's the 19th child of from all the siblings 21 siblings right, yeah, 21 siblings.

Joe

I just bought his book, I just got it today, I just received, so I might read it tonight. After we're done, I'm going to have to concentrate and start reading and focus on that moment and shit.

Thee Gooch

I was looking for the audio book. Maybe they had it in audio where I can just listen to it.

Joe

Yeah, you know what? I should have got that instead, because who reads anymore?

Remo

No, but you need to read because the reading helps your fucking brain with words and vocabulary and fucking speech and whatnot, you know what I mean and understanding words. Sometimes you might come across a fucking word you don't understand, so you got to go look it up in the dictionary Vamanos, and then you fucking find out that word. Then you also learn something new while reading the fucking book.

Thee Gooch

And with the third grade dude I just give up. It's like fuck.

Remo

I like reading, I just don't have the fucking time.

Joe

So this is the book I bought. You guys could believe me, I have it right here physically.

Thee Gooch

I didn't believe you. Now I believe you.

Remo

I thought you just screenshotted it from the website.

Thee Gooch

Or did you go to the library?

Joe

No, I'm going to read it tonight. Our special guest on June 29th, paul Amara Hunter, will be joining us June 29th. I want everybody to tune in. It's going to be an interesting night and I'm looking forward to it. Get to know him because he's been in TV and news and all that stuff. I think he has his own podcast too.

Thee Gooch

Oh really, that's pretty cool dude. He's been on fucking. I don't know if it's national TV. He might have been on national TV, yeah, I think it's national TV.

Mandela Effect and 5G Towers

Joe

He's been around locally, so I can't wait to well, we can't wait to meet him. Paul Lamar Hunter will be joining us.

Remo

Where's he, from what state? You got me there.

Joe

Remo, okay well.

Remo

I wasn't trying to. I thought about it right now. Where's he from, nah, but yeah, it's just how was the time. It was an honest, fucking question.

Joe

No, I know, I mean, I just barely got the book. Dude, give me a chance.

Remo

Fucking, hurry up and read it.

Joe

All right, I'll speed read it.

Remo

He's going to be joining in.

Joe

He's going to be joining in June 29th at 830. At the same time we always start. So everybody, all you viewers out there, tune in and it's going to be an interesting show.

Remo

I got a next topic. All right, Check this out. It has to do with the whole Mandela bullshit, right?

Joe

Okay, well, now they're saying this is my fucking topic.

Remo

That the heart's located in the middle of the fucking chest. Now Is it? The video that I've seen is saying that two timelines fucking met. There's two timelines from the CERN thing, whatever happened and made a fucking Mandela effect, but now in the history books you could look it up. Supposedly I haven't looked it up yet, but if you Google it where the motherfucking heart is located, I remember we were always tied. It was on the left.

Remo

Now the books are saying it's in the middle, in the middle, right here. Yeah, a, it's in the middle, in the middle, right here. Yeah, oh shit, yeah. And a lot of people are saying it's always been like that.

Joe

No, it hasn't, it's always been in the right, in the video the broad says no, it hasn't.

Remo

You're from the new timeline, that's why you think it's like that. We're from the old timeline, where it's supposed to be on the left. That's true. That's crazy high right under the lungs really, when we all know that the kidneys are in their fucking lower back, right, yeah, okay. So yeah, I haven't googled it, but I'm about to google it right now as we speak.

Joe

you know, I mean yeah, that's very interesting, because that's a good thing you brought that up because, um, lately everybody's been having headaches I don't know if you know this about that. Ever since they activated since on mayth, was it Everybody's been getting headaches during the nights and all that stuff. Yesterday I was fucking really tired, dude. I go to work around, see, I wake up at 12 in the morning, get ready, and it's a 45-minute drive to go to work. Just imagine I'm exhausted, I'm tired, ready, and it's a 45 minute drive right to go to work. Just imagine I'm exhausted, I'm tired, you know, and then it's only fucking part-time dude. It's only like what, five hours, six hours for what I do, and I'm fucking tired and exhausted. But, um, then the next day, today, well, today in the morning, I woke up with a fucking fucking headache. Dude, you know, I'm thinking like maybe this certain shit is fucking being active every fucking While, dude, and they're saying it all. They're gonna be active Every once in a Month, once a month, they're gonna be active and Active and active.

Remo

But I think they're fucking doing it, that it's that and just the frequencies.

Remo

Yeah, that too frequencies and airwaves and all that shit, and you got these new, fucking uh, 3g Tower, does it? No 5G towers? Because the 5g towers now they're fucking a block away from each other, not like the 4g. The 4g was able to be able to have connection, like they will be a mile away from each other, yeah, yeah. And now the 5g requires for these fucking towers to literally be one there. I see one right there in the corner of the block, right here where I'm at, and there's one like right down the block so they're closer now, so that just it's throwing out more radiation, more fucking.

Remo

You know what I mean. You know what?

Joe

I heard that, or red one. I didn't read, I like, but if I heard that those, those are not even 5G towers, those are called what was it? They're just towers that are getting transmitted to everybody's body, like to just to give radiation to everybody. Yeah, microwaves, yeah, microwaves. I forgot the name of it, dude.

Remo

I believe it. I believe it because you know what I mean. It's like they say that whole 5G fucking satellite bullshit is bullshit. All the fucking communication, fucking cables and wires come from underground. They go under fucking water you know what I mean?

Thee Gooch

Yeah, let me ask you guys something. When was the last time you heard a church bell, a real, authentic church bell Ever?

Joe

The only one I heard.

Remo

I hear it I hear it when I used to live on. I think it still. Here's the one on Laredo where I got baptized.

Thee Gooch

Are you sure it's not a speaker? Because remember that that church we were we were living in across the street on Leeward. Yeah, oh yeah, that was a speaker, just so you guys know that.

Joe

And that one went off.

Thee Gooch

It was a speaker.

Joe

Yeah.

Thee Gooch

That I knew, I know.

Remo

I know, I know, loretto, they have the bell.

Thee Gooch

There's an actual fucking bell, but I don't know if they ring it or it's a speaker but I think it might be a fucking automated thing that pulls it, maybe right, right, but my point I was trying to get at the bell. Sounds of the bell calms you down.

Remo

Yeah, because of the frequency.

Thee Gooch

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like the meditation shit and, if you notice, the liberty bell has a crack on it because at one point there was an era where there they were, society or civilization, whatever you want to call it. We're getting rid of all the bells because it healed you, it calmed you, you know the frequencies of the, of the bell well, actually like the vibration, wasn't it? Vibration yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah that's what it feels good by the way, uh, getting back to lamar, and you know the vibration too.

Remo

That's why I'm laughing, by the way. Getting back to Lamar, you know the vibration too.

Thee Gooch

That's why I'm laughing Getting back to Lamar.

Joe

He's actually from Wisconsin. Nice, green Bay, green Bay, Wisconsin. Yeah Well, I can't wait to, we can't wait to, you know, meet him.

Thee Gooch

So yeah, it's gonna be an interesting uh show, very interesting. 19th child. Oh shit, I can't even deal with my seven.

Joe

Yeah, I know Right, I can't even deal with myself. Yeah.

Thee Gooch

Yeah, so, um, oh my God, I just got a nasty headache Pretty rare. What have you been up to, remo? I haven't talked to you in a Nothing Fucking. Working A couple hours, yeah right, nothing, same old shit, yeah, just tri, nothing, same old shit.

Home Life and Book Writing Dreams

Remo

Like just yeah, like just tripping out on this whole fucking society and everything. So I'm like man, fuck all this shit, dude. Like you know why get bothered by shit, just let it be. It is what the fuck it is. Yeah, you got to stay aware and protect yourself and fucking, you know, be ready, you know, fucking, that's all that matters. Stop worrying about the next motherfucker, the fucking, whatever the idiot's doing across the street with this, with the, with the zombies doing this. Fuck all that shit. Hey, you know, at the end of the day, because if I'm getting bothered by it and flustered, it don't fucking, it don't bother them. They're going to still live, to continue and getting higher loaded or whatever. This doesn't affect them at all. I'm the one getting bothered and frustrated, so why the fuck even trip on it? Just fuck it. Why.

Thee Gooch

It's going to get me up.

Remo

That's the conclusion that I've come up to recently. Oh, speaking of fucking zombies, the other day I went to 7-Eleven, right, and I got a heart. You know what I mean. I see someone that looks like they need a dollar or two, but it was my last motherfucking dollar for the night.

Remo

You know what I mean, and this Asian dude, right, he's out in front of 7-Eleven. And I mean, like you know, last time it was a black dude. He asked me for if I could bless him with some pizza and I was like damn, bro. And then I seen his daughter and I was like all right, bro, I got you. He's like I need three pizzas. Fuck, I got you right. So I went in there and I bought a fucking pizza for him, you know, and everything, and the little girl was all happy. I was like that fucked me up. You know what I mean. But this other motherfucker bro, I'm like all right here, bro, take a dollar. You know, I got what I needed. I bought what I needed. My sobrino, fuck you. Here I get in the car. I see this motherfucker, no shit, a stack of money. When he puts that dollar with the stack, the dollar I just gave him puts on top of his stack.

Remo

Oh my gosh, and I'm in the car looking at him, I said you motherfucking piece of shit, bro. I literally just gave you my last fucking dollar, bro, and you have a stack. You have more fucking money than what the fuck I do I go. If I were you, I walk the fuck away right now, motherfucker, because you're making me pissed right now bro and he just started walking away.

Remo

But yeah, bro, she got me pissed. Bro, Like you, motherfucker, you're right here at Pachichicara de Pobrecito, Lastima and Muerto de Hambre and then you're gonna fucking go ahead and put the rest of the money to your nice little stack and put it in your pocket and wait for the next sucker to walk in.

Thee Gooch

What a fucking asshole.

Remo

I was like this motherfucker homie. I was like motherfucker, go get a hustle. Do something if you want to fucking get money to go get high, because if you were hungry you would have walked in that motherfucker and got yourself something to fucking eat right now. But you're not. Yeah, you know what.

Joe

He's lucky that you're not the wrong guy, dude, because of that yeah Wrong guy. I mean it's like oh, oh, trust me bro, like oh look, I mean, if you were, if he was you, if that was you 18 years ago, how many long, how long ago you?

Remo

said a while back yeah, yeah, A while back. That was that shit would have been.

Joe

Yeah, you would have fucked his drugs.

Remo

I would have took everything from his stupid ass.

Thee Gooch

You know, these fuckers are good scammers and every time I always think about this one. I remember a long time ago this was in the 90s, dude, I was at the bus stop and a homeless man came up and approached me. He said hey, I got four quarters. Do you have a dollar we can just trade? Oh, fuck, yeah, here's the dollar. Give me the four quarters, right With the. Gave me the four quarters, right, fucker pesos. No, no, they were real quarters, but the fucker pretended to start walking away and then he comes back.

Joe

Hey, you got a quarter.

Thee Gooch

He did that twice. I gave him two. I said here just take the whole shit.

Joe

Get out of here, fucking scammers.

Thee Gooch

Yeah, no shit. Some of these fuckers have, you know, Cash App and Val and Venmo and all this other shit, dude the shit Unbelievable.

Joe

these fucking people dude. I mean, they have some nerve, dude you know.

Thee Gooch

So what do you have planned for your birthday tomorrow there, Jojo?

Joe

Well, I don't know, man, I mean I just got a fucking week he took a.

Remo

He's on his man. I mean, I just got a fucking week you took a. He's on his vacation.

Joe

I'm on my vacation. You took a home, my problems. Vacation for my problems.

Remo

He's going to chill at the pad all fucking summer long, just fucking sunbathing outside in his fucking on top of his roof.

Joe

I just, I mean, I just got to fix the house. I got to clean the house. My fucking room's a mess. I haven't had time to fucking clean it. My restroom's fucking dirty and shit like that.

Thee Gooch

I'm going to call Sexy Pan and see if any of this is true.

Joe

It is. It is Not dirty dirty, but he just needs to get a little organized.

Remo

This is true, it is. It is, yeah, not dirty dirty, but he just needs to get a little organized.

Joe

Yeah, I got to get organized and shit like that.

Remo

I mean it's funny, dude, because when I'm at work and I say because I got to do the same shit, bro, All day today. I didn't have time. I was out doing Uber. I had to go deliver some shit to the fucking my dad's friend, some stuff he ordered from work.

Remo

And then I did Uber and then I got home just right now, when you guys see me, I got home and I fucking went to the store to get a beer. Right now we're doing a show. So after the show I'm already be buzzed, I'm gonna be fucking lazy, I'm not gonna want to fucking clean.

Thee Gooch

That's what we do here in this house we walk over trash, we step on fucking zero. We kick it to the side, fuck it. We kick it to the side, kick it underneath the cabinets. Nobody's going to see it.

Joe

I mean, you know, the funny part is that my room's like almost like a fucking, like a tornado, whirlpool, fucking hit and shit right. But when I go to work, dude, I'm a supervisor at work. I got to clean my fucking thing. Everything's all nice, everything's all fucking clean. But when I come to my fucking home, I just fucking throw whatever in my jacket, my chonies, in the fucking bed or in the floor, my socks, my dirty laundry on the floor.

Remo

Do the chonies come off clean?

Joe

Yeah, but you know, but it's just, it's weird, dude, Because you're fucking More cleaner at work and when you come home You're like yeah of course, because you're actually.

Remo

It's like if you were to have guests Come over. You're going to have to clean that fucking house Before they get to fucking.

Thee Gooch

You know it's the same shit.

Remo

At work you have guests, not guests, but you have people. You know what I mean, so you got to Well.

Thee Gooch

Think about it this way, guys A janitor's house is always dirty. A construction worker's house Is always falling apart.

Joe

Yeah, for sure. Who wants to do that shit for free? Yeah, but yeah. So I can't wait for the special guest on June 29th. Yes, P paul Lamar Hunter. He'll be joining us on June 29th. Yes, P paul Lamar Hunter will be joining us on June 29th. Mark that in your calendars, listeners. Same time 8.30. Pacific Standard Time will be 8.30 pm. Pacific Standard Time. Central time will be what? 9.30? And the East Coast will be 11.30.

Remo

11.30.

Joe

1130. 1130 pm. So all you listeners out there, just tune in. This guy is I look at him, he's a genius. So I mean, by getting a book making, I wish I could make my own book, write my own thing, but yeah, so tune in. So I'm going to say is that if you guys want to download and support our podcast, go to theetalkers. buzzsprout. com and you can. Also, once it's published, you could go to our show notes and it's right there. And also they made a new t Thing on Buzzsprout. So once you Listen to our podcast, you could leave us a chat. There's a chat box there. You could leave us what you feel about our show. No dick pics, please. No, they can't send photos, they only could text us. I mean, I think when they they send a chat On the, on the little box, when they're hearing.

Remo

No, no dick please. No, no dick pics please To fucking and shoot out your fucking, your email. Don't send no dick pics To blah blah, blah blah At gmailcom.

Joe

Yeah, I know Well when they send Cause in the, I think in the On the episodes, when you listen to them, buzzsprout, there's a chat box and they send you a chat. And I think it goes directly to my text.

Thee Gooch

Oh, no shit.

Joe

So I'll read their comments and all that shit. Hey, how come?

Thee Gooch

you don't write a book, joe, how come you don't write?

Joe

a book. Why don't you try? Because I'm dumb. Imagine.

Thee Gooch

Remo.

Joe

My whole story.

Thee Gooch

Once upon a time. How do you say? How do you?

Remo

say Drifties.

Joe

Drifties.

Remo

I forgot what it's called. Hold on, open your mind.

Joe

I don't know, open your mind.

Thee Gooch

I don't know, open your mind.

Joe

You know what I was thinking about writing a book, but it takes a lot of patience, dude. I mean maybe I should go audio. Get a tape recorder, yeah, and just fucking talk to it. Yeah, going audio.

Remo

You got your mic now you could do it with your mic now.

Joe

You know what? That's what I was gonna say. I could do it with my mic, cause I'm just trying to practice you could decorate your mic.

Remo

Put some fucking flares on it, some glitter, some fucking you know what I mean Some dazzle, some razzle, dazzle you know what they call it Some flare, yeah, some flare.

Thee Gooch

Feng shui, that shit, joseph.

Joe

No, but I was thinking doing that, but I don't know, I didn't think I did anything important. You know, to write a book.

Thee Gooch

You drove a car into the fence.

Joe

I mean, and I ran into a person behind the back of the fucking truck.

Remo

You can talk about your experience riding the short bus I got one for you.

Thee Gooch

You parked the car on top of dad's foot.

Remo

What about the time you overfilled mom's fucking oil tank?

Joe

Oh yeah.

Guest Introduction and TV Recommendations

Remo

You overflooded it and she got into the spark plugs and everything. You thought you were looking out for the car. Hell yeah, homie.

Joe

That's the mechanic.

Remo

Taking care of this motherfucker.

Joe

Look mom.

Thee Gooch

Will I get four gold stars, mom?

Remo

Can I borrow the car too, mom?

Joe

I'm thinking I'm a mechanic and shit, I'm all bad and shit what was it 24 quarts in the fucking car? Was it I forgot? The spark plugs were fucking, they were dipped. The spark plugs were dipped like fucking strawberries on chocolate. Oh my gosh. Yeah, dude, I think this is it, guys, I'm going to call it a night, maybe to the next one, maybe to the next one, maybe in two weeks we'll be ready for June 29 Paul Lamar Hunter will be joining us. Tune in, guys. I'm going to say it's going to be a good show. Our last guest was Michael Soli, so this is another guest. Paul Lamar Hunter will be joining in June 29th. Guys, tune in and download and support our show, and all I can say is this is the talkers podcast. My name is Joe, I got Remo and I got Gooch.

Thee Gooch

Paul Lamar Hunter. Any relation to Hunter Biden?

Joe

oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay. Or Lamar Odom no, no. Lamar Odom. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay.

Thee Gooch

Or Lamar Odom no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no series on Netflix or anything like that. I came across one fucking God damn it. Screen protector went on, I mean screen saver went on my TV, but I'm into one right now dude, Sports, memorabilia and all kinds of shit, the goldens, the golden collectibles or some shit like that on Netflix. Check it out.

Joe

I'll check it out. All right, guys, this is the Talkers Podcast Unscripted. My name is Joel Remo and D Gooch, and this is it, guys, see you? Stay safe, be careful, get ready and get prepared for World War 3.

Remo

The one on Hulu is pretty good too, called Clip, it's about the Clippers, the fucking owner. Oh really, yeah, it's pretty good. I just started to with Ed O'Neill El Bundy. He plays the fucking guy? Did they open up the new Clippers arena? Yet Not yet, I think until the next season.

Thee Gooch

Oh, nice Something to look forward to.

Joe

Yeah, all right guys. All I can say is ciao and be careful and stay alert, Stop being distracted, get ready for hell.

Remo

Rick James bitch. Thank you you.

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