Ep. 200 The Highlander Legacy - There Can be Only one- 200th Episode Special

Have you ever wondered how a drinking game could turn into an epic 200th podcast episode? Join us as we celebrate this milestone with the Highlander Legacy Drinking Game Show. We spin the wheel every 15 minutes to determine our liquor of choice, leading to a night filled with laughter, spills, and a bit of chaos. We outline the absurd rules, discuss our “last-person-standing” challenge, and even open the floor for table votes to eliminate the overly intoxicated. It's a raucous ride where camaraderie and competition mix for some liver-challenging fun.

Next, we dive into our Highlander Pint Review Discussion, where we share our pre-recorded pint reviews from a sober state, anticipating the inevitable tipsiness by the episode's end. As we dissect the original "Highlander" movie, our opinions range from critical analysis to pure enjoyment. We can't help but laugh at the infamous casting choices and accents, turning our critique into a humorous debate. We then transition to analyzing the sequels, TV series, and spin-offs, expressing our unanimous disdain for "Highlander II" while nostalgically appreciating "Highlander"

Finally, we take a nostalgic trip through the Highlander Movie Series Discussion. Reminiscing about the first movie, we celebrate its standout performances and memorable soundtrack. While acknowledging its flaws—like Christopher Lambert's accent and the quirky 80s special effects—our love for the film shines through. We also lament the disastrous second movie and discuss the broader Highlander universe, including TV series and subsequent films. Our animated and candid conversation blends laughter, spills, and sincere film critique, offering a heartfelt tribute to a beloved cult classic.

Transcript

Sean Connery: 0:05

From the dawn of time. We came moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the gathering when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known. We were among you Until now, mccloud, because you were born. Different men will fear you, try to drive you away.

Movie Trailer: 0:44

I am Conor McCloud, and I am immortal.

Movie Trailer: 1:04

You will always be weaker than I. And here we are, with the princes of the universe. Here we belong, fighting for survival. We'll come to be the rulers of your world. We'll have to be the rulers of your world.

Movie Trailer: 1:40

Take me to the future of your world. There can be only one. Greetings Highlander. You call, let's have some fun.

Group: 2:18

In all their centuries on Earth, nothing could have prepared them for the quickening. Christopher Lambert, sean Connery, highlander 2.

Movie Trailer: 2:32

The quickening From the dawn of time. We came. Moving silently among you, Immortals Throughout the ages. He has traveled through time, A name moving silently among you Immortals Throughout the ages. He has traveled through time, fulfilling the prophecy that there can be only one. But the ultimate evil has found him. His name is Cain Highland, is out there somewhere and he owes me 400 years. One is a master of the sword. I know who you are You're Connor McCloud, born into the Clan McCloud. The other, a master of illusion. Some say he's the devil himself. Two enemies from another time are about to collide in this one, the Final Dimension. For centuries, immortals have moved silently among us, knowing that in the end there could be only one. But now, in this world, in this time I don't care about the game, I don't care about the rules A supernatural enemy has grown too strong for any immortal to face alone.

Gute: 4:28

He surrounded himself by immortals loyal only to him. There has never been a more powerful immortal.

Movie Trailer: 4:37

They're the worst. What has always been a fight for one Neither one of us can beat him alone has now become a battle two must face. You and Connor are like brothers Together. One of us has to die now, and you know it. Highlander Endgame.

Ron: 5:24

Welcome to Barrel Age Flicks. This is Ron. I have been traumatized and in the show we have and this is Stu.

Stew: 5:32

I hate Ron Also in the show this is Ragnar.

Movie Trailer: 5:36

I'm so confused right now.

Ron: 5:38

And Fuck you Chase.

Chase: 5:40

Yeah, fuck me. All right, hey, everybody.

Gute: 5:43

And finally, hey, this is Goot, I am.

Ron: 5:47

Goot, what is up everybody? Welcome to BAF, and this is our fucking 200th episode. God, fucking dammit. Are you ready for?

Gute: 5:56

the shit show. Yeah this is gonna be a shit show. Let's get ready to rumble.

Ron: 6:01

So this is Stu's baby, right here where he came, came up with this whole idea because there can only be one.

Chase: 6:05

So at my new job, because of how I answer the phone, they keep telling me to do that because it's Thank you for calling blah blah, blah, blah, blah. This is blah blah blah speaking. How can I help you? And they're like who the fuck, why are you? You sound like you're on QVC, so so we are going to be doing the Highlander Legacy.

Ron: 6:24

Highlander Legacy, all right, highlander Legacy, whatever. But anyways, stu, I'm going to let you go over the little rules that we have here.

Chase: 6:31

Did I just see him clap out the syllables? Yes, is that?

Gute: 6:34

what happened? Yes, highlander Legacy.

Ron: 6:36

Shut the fuck up. All right, stu go ahead?

Stew: 6:38

What are the rules? This is so fun yeah, okay, okay, so we chose Highlander basically as an excuse to just see who the ultimate drunk fuck is on this wonderful crew of family that we have. Yeah, all right, so we're changing a little bit of our standing rules that we have. What we're going to be doing is, every 15 minutes, we'll be spinning the wheel. We got the wheel number one through 10. We got 10 different liquors that we each chose two bottles.

Chase: 7:10

Should we explain why we chose those bottles for each who chose them?

Ron: 7:13

No, no, okay, no we just picked one Simple Filler.

Stew: 7:18

I guess, if you want to, I don't know, but whatever it lands on with a corresponding bottle, we all drink a shot of that every 15 minutes without fail, until there is one left standing.

Ron: 7:33

And we have a timer in the background going for 15 minutes and there's going to be a buzzer and we expect the peanut gallery right when it gets to like 10, 9, 2.

Chase: 7:39

It's not really without fail. It's until failure.

Stew: 7:42

Yeah, At the end then it'll be one person has done it without fail the entire time.

Movie Trailer: 7:48

They're going to only do one.

Chase: 7:49

I mean liver failure. That's a future of problems, Okay.

Stew: 7:55

Okay, so punishment shots we won't be doing our normal punishment shots. The rules still apply, but it'll just be a wheel spin. Whatever the number lands on, that person takes that shot. We're just going to be going back and forth. It is a table vote. If somebody has gotten a little bit too far into the drinking and they may not know well enough to step away from the mic, table vote. If they lose, they're gone. They are dead. When they are dead, they are dead. Their ghost can appear every now and then. If we hit a lull in conversation with a suggestion of another topic to talk about, because we'll be fucked up, yeah, and we may need a little bit of guidance, but that's it. Until we're left with two drunk fucks just talking back and forth at each other, yeah, and there we go, so it'll be you and Ragnar, and it's just going to be mumbling.

Ron: 8:48

I don't know. Goot's been talking about how he's going to beat this shit. Who knows.

Chase: 8:52

He might have been prepping his body for the last 48 hours, though.

Gute: 8:56

It's been more than 48 hours.

Ron: 8:58

I think I can hold my own.

Chase: 9:00

He's got a whole fucking dietary regimen dedicated for this activity. I have handicapped myself.

Stew: 9:06

I've started blood pressure meds. Not sure how this is going to fucking work out. Okay, but I decided to be nice, you make fucking dummy, I decided to be nice and go ahead and get myself handicapped.

Ron: 9:17

You're going to have a heart attack on the show. You're going to fucking have a heart attack in this one.

Chase: 9:21

I may have.

Movie Trailer: 9:22

So the ghost is doing it I may have?

Ron: 9:23

I may have. Did they run your blood work? They ran my blood work.

Stew: 9:26

The first thing the fucking doctor said Was the enzyme count. All right. How many heart attacks and strokes have you had? None that I know of Jesus Christ.

Ron: 9:41

You bring yourself to death's door with this fucking episode, exactly. Basically your ghost is telling the pipe reviews, trying to leave her a moto coil.

Chase: 9:47

How much is an AED system? So we can just like bolt that bitch to the wall.

Ragnar: 9:52

Oh shit it's the same as a fucking car battery would come to K-Mart.

Ron: 9:56

Yeah, just fucking shoot it.

Stew: 9:57

I'm sure that's fine Leave it behind One of the rules about piss breaks, all right. So about piss breaks, all right.

Ron: 10:06

So, uh, one an hour break, smoke breaks, whatever we'll be taking a break at the uh top of every hour, every for every 15 minutes.

Stew: 10:10

Yeah, after 15 seconds, that's when we'll be smoking, pissing, whatever, uh, during that time. Um, otherwise, you have to hold it and be a part of it. If you can't hold it, then you're dead. Your head was taken. If you puke, you're dead. Your head was taken. If you puke, you're disqualified. Yes, you puke, you're disqualified. So basic. You know normal drunk rules. It's a normal.

Gute: 10:29

Friday night, not a Saturday. You should move the trash can over here.

Chase: 10:33

I don't puke until I'm almost dead.

Ragnar: 10:35

That's the problem. Yeah, but Ron pukes when he doesn't like something that goes in his mouth.

Ron: 10:40

Everything on that window seal I can handle, so I'm fine. We'll see I have confidence in myself. You can see all these guys, all of our guys here are drinking Pedialyte and fucking Gatorade and body armor here.

Stew: 10:56

We're doing that for our future selves.

Chase: 10:59

That's what that is. That's our future self.

Stew: 11:01

You know that we're being considerate about.

Chase: 11:03

We are exercising self-care.

Ragnar: 11:04

I'm trying to be polite to my system for tomorrow.

Stew: 11:07

Exactly.

Ron: 11:07

Yes.

Stew: 11:09

So that's about it. Everything else self-explanatory. We've gone into more in-depth and voting on the rules and discussions on previous episodes.

Ron: 11:17

And the winner, I believe, will be bragging rights.

Ragnar: 11:20

Yes, and we will have a great, so this show will be no more after today.

Ron: 11:25

Yeah this is the last show.

Ragnar: 11:25

No, it'll be about one person, just talking to themselves.

Stew: 11:28

Well, okay. Or just putting Well, I do that every day, though. Exactly so. You have a lot of practice.

Ron: 11:33

Yes, All right, so I guess we'll go ahead and go into the details of the movie and then we'll go ahead and start off the timer and do our first drink yeah, so let's go.

Ron: 11:42

So highlander released march 7th 1986, highlander 2, released april 12th 1991, highlander 3, november 30th 1994 and highlander endgame, released september 1st 2000. First two are directed by russell mccauley, and then you also have the third by andy marhan and the fourth by doug erikonski. The cast, this is a cast of all, like all the big players inside the movies. We got Christopher Lambert, we got Sean Connery, we got Clancy Brown, we got Roxanne Hart, virginia Madsen, michael Ironside, john C McKinley, mario Van Peebles, deborah Kerr, unger, nakano, mako oh well, no, the actor is Nakano.

Movie Trailer: 12:20

No.

Gute: 12:22

Mako.

Ron: 12:22

That's what it said on IMDb. That was his actor's name. Okay, look it up. You're wrong. I don't need to look it up I fucking know. I want you to look it up.

Chase: 12:34

Nakano is the great Japanese sorcerer Nakano, it's the character in the fucking movie played by Mako.

Ron: 12:38

It says here Nakano, that's what it said You're wrong.

Ragnar: 12:40

Okay, I'm calling it it. You didn't watch the movies. I'm calling it.

Ron: 12:43

Okay, look it up.

Stew: 12:44

I'm curious, adrian paul I don't need to and bruce payne. Lisa b, jim burns he already said he's calling it.

Ron: 12:51

He already said he's calling it I'm looking it up right now, so that starts as soon as he's done with his, his information what happens when you look up the actor mako and you see that he's played nakano? So you're wrong Nakano. Let's see Highlander.

Ragnar: 13:08

Why are you pointing at your screen? You're the one that typed it in.

Ron: 13:10

Yeah, and I'm looking at it right here. The actor.

Ragnar: 13:15

Oh fuck, yeah, exactly Fucking knucklehead. All right, it had already begun.

Ron: 13:22

Jesus Christ, all right.

Ragnar: 13:25

So then we got Jim Burns and Sheila Gish, so that is the end of our we're already starting with me doing the first fucking uh you realize you don't have to like spin it that hard for it to go around. I like it going that hard. I thought that was a good thing.

Ron: 13:42

It pleases me no, because you're the one that always breaks it. All right, so I get number eight.

Stew: 13:49

So what is?

Ron: 13:49

number eight.

Gute: 13:50

Elijah Craig. Oh, I like that.

Ron: 13:51

Nice way to start. Yeah, all right, so I guess we're going to be starting the timer here in a few minutes, because that's all the information.

Stew: 14:04

I put the thing no no, let him do his shot, then we start.

Gute: 14:07

No, that wasn't the agreement. Well, he's just fucked up, so we gotta do that first, then we'll start a timer.

Chase: 14:11

Oh, and he fucked up and we need to call another one. I'm joking, I'm joking, I All right. Hold up, Pause, pause, pause.

Stew: 14:15

Okay, guys, so we decided that we're going to go ahead.

Ron: 14:30

We recorded the pint reviews before we actually started this show because we didn't know how drunk we were going to get at the end, to the point where a lot of the guys are going to be so fucking drunk that they're not even remembering anything. So we decided to record the pint reviews in advance. Now, we were going to put it at the end of the episode, but I actually decided to put it in the beginning of the episode because the episode actually ended up pretty epic and I'm not going to tell you who won because technically, you got to listen to the show to find out. But I'm telling you the pipe reviews are great. The right after the pipe reviews, the timer starts and we get to the drinking and talking about highlander, the legacy. Enjoy, welcome to our sober pint reviews. Hello, crazy show that you all listen to when we don't even know how it turned out.

Ragnar: 15:13

But probably horribly. We recorded this beforehand. Fantastic. Yeah, this is how much professional we are. We are sober at the end of the show we just go with all of this act

Chase: 15:22

I dream of genie and popped back sober that's's what happened.

Stew: 15:25

It came back to life.

Ron: 15:26

Yes and Stu how are we doing these pint reviews for these movies here?

Stew: 15:31

Alright, we're going to do Highlander, the original by itself, enjoyment and critical, and then everything else you've seen of Highlander.

Ron: 15:40

The next four movies, the TV series Sequel, trilogy and TV series basically.

Stew: 15:47

More than sequel trilogy, if you've seen.

Movie Trailer: 15:50

The Source and stuff like that.

Stew: 15:51

Everything else you've seen of Highlander that came from the loins of the original Highlander.

Ron: 15:58

Yeah, Okay, so cool. So we're going to go ahead and start with. I say we start with Goot first.

Gute: 16:05

Goot, Goot, Goot, Goot.

Ron: 16:06

Oh no, goot doesn't want to go first. No All right you want to go last, so we'll start with Chase.

Chase: 16:10

Hi everybody. Are you sober?

Ragnar: 16:13

Yeah, you haven't had anything to drink have you All right.

Chase: 16:17

So Highlander won Pint Reviews. I'll give it like a two and a half critical. Oh for critical Two and a half critical Okay, and probably a two and a half enjoyment too. You're a bad nerd, you know that you are a very very bad little nerd.

Chase: 16:39

It's just, I don't know, like whoever did casting had a fetish for eyebrow ridges. It's like I've probably seen less. I've probably seen less eyebrow in a Neanderthal family unit that they unearthed. It had to be a fetish. I don't know where they fucking found these guys, so that was honestly almost incredible in and of itself to see that on the screen at all times. Yes, I recognize he didn't fucking speak English, so, but still the accent. I don't know what the fuck happened there. It's a shit show, man. It's a shit show. I'm glad it gave birth to three and four, but what the fuck happened to two? Five was okay, oh, so you watched the source, yeah.

Ron: 17:29

Okay. Okay, all right. All right. So what is your enjoyment and critical on the?

Chase: 17:35

And I say five was okay and loosely saying because it was a shitty sci-fi Saturday special. It was, and I only say that because I actually kind of enjoy shitty sci-fi Saturday specials. And it's just the production value was kind of nostalgic. The rest of it was bullshit too, like it was what the fuck was the Guardian? What the fuck was that he was the Guardian.

Ron: 17:58

That's what he was, holy fucking shit.

Stew: 18:01

He could move really quick.

Ron: 18:02

I'm the only one that didn't see the source. I didn't get a chance to watch it.

Chase: 18:04

I do everything fast, everything. Probably we didn't do it with craziness. There was a lot there. There was a lot. Two, somebody should find all those copies and burn it. Every single one of them. Forget it ever happened, please, like the rest of the series tried to. Unfortunately, it still exists in the archives of humanity and that needs to be fixed every piece of failure needs to be seen.

Ragnar: 18:32

Yeah, to give you appreciation, what was that is that?

Movie Trailer: 18:37

you. Yes, oh shit, it's very you didn't hear that.

Stew: 18:45

The sad exhale. Oh okay, okay, gotcha. We haven't even started drinking yet, ron, you're already losing the fucking script, probably.

Chase: 18:54

Hey, he sticks true to character man. I try Three. I think was probably one of the best. Okay. There was actually a coherent story.

Ron: 19:05

I think it was a rehash of the first one yeah, that's but better no, okay, I, I disagree with that, I I completely disagree with that, all right.

Chase: 19:13

So here's the deal. Here's the deal one. Quite frankly, three and four still had their downfalls, yeah, but I think they were of the better of them because, quite frankly, nothing made sense, and I mean this in their attempt at romance lines what the fuck it's like?

Chase: 19:35

every guy from the late 80s and no, every guy from the late 70s and mid to late 80s got together and said girls would go crazy over this if I blah, blah, blah, blah, blah and made this weird universe where women thought you were cool because of whatever the fuck you thought was cool, and that's how you got a bitch. And that's not how that works. Yes, it is, and I can never die. Now. You love me, you piece of shit.

Stew: 20:06

Okay, good work. So what is your?

Ron: 20:08

It's painful, dude, it hurts. So what is your enjoyment and critical for everything after the first one?

Chase: 20:13

Everything after the first one, all together.

Ron: 20:15

Series source two, three and four, the optical edition of two apparently.

Chase: 20:20

We're putting two in there.

Ron: 20:21

Yeah, it's in there. You have to.

Chase: 20:22

Oh God, that drops the average a lot. Yeah, it does, Because I gave two like a one.

Ron: 20:30

I give it less than that Like an almost one.

Chase: 20:33

We're doing a ranking too.

Ragnar: 20:35

We will do it at the end.

Ron: 20:35

I thought we were going to do that too. You know what? We can go ahead and do that in the Pine Reviews. Yeah that, do that at your ending.

Chase: 20:42

Fucking shit Average. After that, that fucks it up because Toe2 really drops that. Of everything I've seen, I'm going to have to give it a mid at 2.5, including that second one. That's dog shit. For enjoyment yeah, that's a dog shit movie and it drops that average hard. Okay, and critical might be lower, might be too. See, that's the thing, though. Critical and enjoyment yeah, it's. They're fun movies in points, but like overall the movie I can't say I love. Um, there's definitely memorable cool stuff that happens. It's neat. I'll totally watch it again, yeah, but it's just.

Ragnar: 21:33

You totally despise the movies, but you'll watch them again.

Ron: 21:36

You'll watch the second one again. They're fucking weird okay.

Chase: 21:40

There are points, there are chapters, if you will, of each movie. That's like dude, that was fucking baller. I like that, that's good shit. You know I love the camaraderie, the brotherhood between Ramirez and McCloud. Them counting their bullet holes yeah, like that was fun. That was the only scene I loved in the second one. Yeah, it was enjoyable, but I think overall there was a lot to be desired. And.

Chase: 22:06

I think that it could be really good if somebody got a hold of it again and tried to remake it with somebody that actually had a Scottish accent, as the Highlander instead of using a.

Ron: 22:19

Scottish guy yeah, but they are remaking it, but he's a British guy.

Chase: 22:21

Okay, yeah, but they used a Scottish guy as a Spaniard, and so nothing makes sense.

Stew: 22:26

No, he's actually Egyptian.

Chase: 22:27

Oh sorry, yes, Egyptian with the name of Ramirez. Yes, yes, he's working, Because that was super common. That makes all of the sense in the world, one of those critical things.

Stew: 22:37

You don't know a French guy playing a Scottish guy. You weren't there.

Ron: 22:41

So what is your ranking of the films? Best to worst? I guess you can put the fifth one in there, since you watched Source.

Chase: 22:47

Best to worst, y'all are going to get mad. I know it. I know it and that's okay. That's what.

Stew: 22:53

I'm here for.

Ragnar: 22:57

Three, four, one, two.

Chase: 23:01

No no Three four, five, three four, one five two, yeah, okay, yeah all right, all right, not bad yeah, okay, well, there's yours I guess we'll newer generation yeah, we'll go ahead and go to uh and I also recognize there's a lot of nostalgia here for you guys, so I don't want to shit on that part. Like I get that I totally understand, be you gotta be honest. But this is the first time that I've seen them completely through.

Ragnar: 23:31

You've only seen them bits and pieces.

Chase: 23:32

Yeah, there's not that nostalgia factor for me and I have to say that I respect that.

Ragnar: 23:40

You're still a very bad nerd.

Chase: 23:41

Fuck you. I know it's cool.

Ron: 23:44

I'll go ahead and go next, because we're gonna to end with Goot, so we'll go round table.

Chase: 23:47

God, I probably gave one of the listeners a goddamn aneurysm, you gave him almost an aneurysm.

Ron: 23:52

Well, this is what I'm going to give for my enjoyment and critical for the first movie.

Ron: 23:56

I love the first movie. I grew up with it. This is something I watched many times with my dad in the house. I remember watching also the series many times, but if it comes to the first one, the soundtrack really labels it. I actually like Christopher Lambert. He's fun. I love Clancy Brown as Kurgan. I think Clancy Brown had such a great time.

Ron: 24:13

The special effects this was 80s so the special effects aren't the best. You can definitely see the strings holding McCloud up when he's getting all the power in him at the end after he kills Kurgan. But you know what. It doesn't take it away from me. I fucking love this movie. For an enjoyment, I'm going to give this like a four. This is a fun movie. It's got a great story. I love Sean Connery as Ramirez. I actually like the whole teacher thing teaching him how to beat all the immortals and stuff like that, and Kurgan being the just a fun out-of-line villain. I enjoy this movie. I enjoy the whole things where it's going through the times, especially with the one where he's drunk and doing the little duel with the guy in Victorian. That shit's fucking hilarious. And it's just showing also that the woman that he raises as his child the one that when he's in Nazi Germany, yeah, Rachel.

Ron: 25:02

Yes, I thought that was really cool and how she actually it sucked that she dies in the fourth one, though in an endgame. But uh, Cameo, yeah, I really enjoyed this movie, so enjoyment's definitely a four.

Chase: 25:12

Critical.

Ron: 25:13

I'd probably get about a three and a half.

Chase: 25:14

I kept thinking it was Betty White.

Ron: 25:16

That would've been amazing.

Movie Trailer: 25:18

If it was that would. That would have been pretty cool.

Ron: 25:20

Right, three and a half for critical. Like I said, there's better special effects out there. The acting isn't the best. Christopher Lambert, especially his casting, with having a French accent. As a Scottish it was weird, but it didn't take it away from me, so I'm not going to give it really bad it wasn't even French accent, he was. French. You could tell a little bit of his French accent in the background.

Chase: 25:41

A little bit. Little bit of his french accent in the background a little bit, but he was really like it was, he sounded like fucking joseph gerbils.

Stew: 25:52

I don't like, I like his fucking his kid is a voice coach he had a voice coach on set so you guys already brought that up already.

Chase: 25:57

Yeah, you guys know well, yeah, we'll talk about yeah, well, you'll just listen to her.

Ron: 26:01

Yeah, you know, but uh, do they? We don't know what we're gonna to talk about.

Movie Trailer: 26:05

We'll probably be drunk as fuck, we have no idea.

Ron: 26:07

But seriously, I think that this is we're just hitting bullet points at this point right, yeah, okay, this is a fun film and, yeah, no, I love this movie.

Ron: 26:16

Now the sequel trilogy I didn't watch the source. I've seen the series. I grew up on the series. I've seen many episodes, used to watch that with my dad all the time. You know that fucking credit sequence the early 90s credit sequence, with the fucking Queen soundtrack playing in the background and all the scenes. Great fucking series. Corny as fuck, but still fun. Duncan McCloud was a great character and the fact that they got him in Endgame and did like basically like bringing the TV series with the movies, love that. And I love that. Christopher Lambert actually cameos in the series many times. There's like three or four episodes that he cameos in, especially the first one. But if I had to go by the movies, the two drops it down a lot. Two is just fucking dog shit. I wouldn't even give it a one. I'd give that fucking shit a zero. That movie is dog shit. Like watching that theatrical edition. That movie is dog shit. Like watching that theatrical edition because that's what Stu had us watch, and even watching the Renegade director's cut which I own, doesn't fix anything.

Chase: 27:09

The only reason I gave it more than a zero is because they were like it's Highlanders, it's kind of magic, we're going to give them force. Yes, it's like you know what Fuck it. That's cool. Well, I mean when you think they had to do things like. The third one was the sorcerer, and I'll talk about it You're already heard, Played by the wonderfully stupendous Mako.

Ron: 27:29

Yes, you don't even know who the fuck I'm talking about. I have the actor's name the Asian dude that's a sorcerer.

Chase: 27:34

Do you know why he's amazing? Why, exactly Okay. Avatar the Last Airbender he's fucking Uncle Iroh. I, he's fucking Uncle Iroh. I had no idea he passed away from cancer during the filming of that series.

Ron: 27:45

It's an amazing series. I never watched those series. I know that's anime, avatar, the Last Airbender, I thought that was anime.

Chase: 27:51

It's a cartoon. Oh, I thought it was anime and it's fucking gold. Yeah, the little bald kid. He's not wrong.

Stew: 27:59

Exactly.

Chase: 28:02

I'm sorry, you're not wrong, you're just an asshole.

Ron: 28:04

I'm sorry, I'm not into cartoons like you are, but anyways, the series and the three movies alone. The third one is just a rehash of the first movie, endgame I actually enjoyed. I did not mind Endgame, but in my opinion, when it comes to the first movie, it is good as just a standalone movie. We didn't need all the fucking sequels. The series I don't mind. I think that's cool because it adds to the lore and adds to the whole. I think you even said that it explains the whole thing about the Holy Ground and how they can't fight on Holy Ground. But the fact is, if I were to give a critical enjoyment for the, this is hard because I really enjoyed the series and I enjoyed Endgame. But the other two I can really forget. So I will probably give it a for an enjoyment. The series really steps it up a game, so I'll give it a three for an enjoyment. So you, really, what really takes it away is the second one in the in the third one. The fourth one's not as bad. I've never seen the source, but you told me it's. It's really that bad, the bad the, the source, or it's not bad, but it's not good, okay. Okay. Is it better than the second one. I think. So okay, but overall, yeah, I'll give it a.

Ron: 29:13

I'll give it a three for enjoyment, for critical, I would give it a. This is hard. Uh, I'll give it a two. Nah, you know what? I'll give it a three. I'll give it a three because the series really, you, you know, like I said, it gives that expansive storyline and you know all the lore about the Immortals and stuff like that.

Ron: 29:30

So I'll give it a three for the sequel trilogy. That's just what really drops is the second and the third one. I just the second one. If that wasn't even in the bit, it was the third one being the sequel and then end game, then it would probably climb up to almost the same as the Highlander Well, close to it, because the series really adds up to it. So, yeah, that's my enjoyment and critical for the sequel trilogy. Now, if I had to rank these movies, my number one is definitely gonna be the first movie. The first movie is number one. I would do end game as number two I would do the third one is number three and fucking, highlander 2 is fucking zero. It's four. Yeah, that's the end of the fucking barrel.

Chase: 30:07

It's like dog shit in a blender and thrown in some space.

Ron: 30:10

I can't see myself watching it. There's only a few things I enjoyed, and that was just Sean Connery, but it is an embarrassing role for him to come back to that. It was just a fucking paycheck to him because it was.

Stew: 30:22

He was having fun.

Ron: 30:23

He needed a new bathroom to him because it was he was having fun, yeah, yeah, and especially with the fucking bullet scene, the bullet hole scenes and them comparing that that was funny and them doing the whole riding in the car and getting shot up to hell. But yeah, that's, that's my, my ranking and there we go, so I'm going to hand it off to Ragnar for your pine reviews.

Ragnar: 30:39

First one Is amazing. It's got everything that you could love and or hate about early 80s movies.

Ron: 30:52

That's a good comparison.

Ragnar: 30:54

It's very nostalgic for a sci-fi thing that's new and it's almost not the films of it but like itself in general, yeah, um is very could be very addictive, because I know when the movies and uh TV show came out, that's when you started seeing a lot of people dressing up in cosplay With the fucking trench coats and the swords and everything like that.

Ron: 31:36

And playing around with them. I remember when they had the thing on the TV with the blue screen.

Chase: 31:41

It's the trench coat with the tight jeans and the fucking Nike airwalks for me.

Gute: 31:47

What's wrong with that? What's wrong with?

Chase: 31:49

that what's the fashion. That's what I mean man Like I get it. That's what was going on, it's just.

Ron: 31:57

You remember those blue screen commercials?

Chase: 31:58

I want to know where his girl in songs are.

Movie Trailer: 32:01

I remember they used to sell the Highlander. I remember there was magazines that sold all the Highlander weapons.

Ron: 32:04

I remember there was magazines that sold all the Highlander swords.

Chase: 32:09

I get it.

Movie Trailer: 32:09

It was just amusing.

Ron: 32:15

Like I said, I was telling Ragnar. I remember when they used to sell the Highlander weapons they had the blue screen with the MasterCard and Visa where you can buy it on the TV channel.

Chase: 32:23

Those things still sell, like hotcakes.

Ron: 32:26

I remember that shit.

Ragnar: 32:28

So enjoyment for the first one four and a quarter. Critically, I give it a four. Okay, because what was before this Were there movies. No, I mean in this style, I mean like in this style, right.

Ron: 32:45

No, there wasn't, and it was a unique concept, so it's kind of a fucking.

Ragnar: 32:49

so it's basically a fucking trendsetter for a lot of things. Yeah, okay. So for it to be that good like it deserves a high fucking rating on it, you got to give a lot of props to the fucking soundtrack. The soundtrack is fucking good fucking rating on it you gotta get. You gotta give a lot of props to the fucking soundtrack. The soundtrack, well, the soundtrack for for this, and really any film helps set it and help bring you into the fucking film. Oh yeah, so, yeah. So now the rest of them the second one is a zero.

Ragnar: 33:19

Uh, it's, it's not good. They, they, they really didn't need to fucking make it. No, the third and fourth one were fine. I disagree that the third one is just a redo of the first one.

Ron: 33:33

I feel like it's got a lot of insane plot devices.

Ragnar: 33:37

The entire story is, it has to fight another bad dude, yeah Well that's their role, that's their job. That's what I mean.

Ron: 33:43

Of course, it's going to get reused Also with Kane doing the whole joyride with the kid in the car. It was just like Kurgan having the joyride with the chick in the car.

Ragnar: 33:50

Yeah Well, it's the same with the second one too, so I would venture to say that's their fucking plot for the bad guy.

Chase: 33:55

Yeah, I would venture to say that that was just homage. Yeah, it was a rehash but, based on the timeline. It was what eight years between the first one and that one coming out. It was an homage.

Ragnar: 34:08

All right, so, yeah, so I disagree with that. Okay, but enjoyment for the rest of them, enjoyment would be three and a half, critically three and a half, critically three and a half. Okay, because the second one brings it down a lot. What's your ranking on the movies One, three, tv series, four, five, two, all right, it's two.

Stew: 34:40

Thank you, okay, one super enjoyable. But I will say if they had, thank you, okay One super enjoyable. But I will say if they had any other soundtrack than this one, it would have been a mediocre film. I agree, the soundtrack ramped up everything about this fucking film Carries. The movie All right, a hundred percent, yeah, but they nailed it. They hit out the fucking park with Queen. It was the movie Alright 100%, but they nailed it. They hit out the fucking part with Queen. It was amazing, wonderful job. So enjoyment. I'm going to go a strong 4. A very strong 4. Critical. This is where it's going to get a little dicey for me, because I can only give so many points because of the soundtrack. I can't let the soundtrack just be the overarching reason I give score to this. So based on that, critically it's not a good film. It is not a good film. It is not a good film. I'm probably going to have to go a two and three quarters critically Okay. The acting is dog shit. The lines are cheesy, the special effects are mediocre.

Stew: 35:56

There's so many things wrong with it, I know, but for enjoyment yes. For enjoyment yes. For critical no. And like I said, if it didn't have the soundtrack, it'd be a much fucking lower score. Yeah, a much fucking lower score, but I still love this film. Yeah, I absolutely love this film For everything else and I've seen the entire series. I've seen all the movies. I've seen the spinoff series Highlanderer, raven for the one season that it was on, I didn't know, about that one.

Chase: 36:31

I knew about it.

Stew: 36:31

Yeah, yeah, good, no not good, not good, not good and the series critically not good. All right, not good Fun.

Movie Trailer: 36:41

Yes, the animated series.

Ron: 36:44

I remember the animated series.

Stew: 36:47

It's just such a fun universe that was created and they did a good job just continuing to expand on it, Not in a critically good way, but in an enjoyment way. I'm looking forward to when we get to part two. That's when I'm going to be hosting I'm hoping I can change your minds the super, super, super low score just because of the enjoyment that I'm going to be throwing in there. I'm hoping to ratchet some of these scores up a little bit. But arguably, two is not good. But I think the source was even worse. I really fucking do. I think the source was a steaming pile of dog shit.

Chase: 37:32

It angered me the entire time. Reggie was cool as shit.

Stew: 37:35

Annoying. Everybody was fucking annoying as shit, and even the point where they had I'm not going to say they were all great.

Chase: 37:44

No, I won't say that.

Stew: 37:47

But the only thing I would give the Swords is they tried to create a totally unique villain. They tried to. It didn't work but they tried to I give them credit to not just keep relying on the same stuff, so the Swords would be the worst. To not just keep relying on the same stuff, so the Source would be the worst. The Highlander 2 would be the second worst critically. I would say Then 4, 3, 1. And the series is after 1. All right if you're throwing the series in there Just because there was hit and misses episodes, but overall good. The ranking I'll give of all Highlander after the first one, or not ranking, but critical review of all Highlander after the first movie probably a three and a half for enjoyment and probably two and three quarters again Four o'clock critical. They are not critically good.

Ron: 38:49

No, they're not. They're not at all.

Stew: 38:51

But they are enjoyable. There's good ones, there's bad ones, but there are. It's an enjoyable concept. You just turn your brain off and just watch. Alright, that's all it's meant to be. It isn't meant to be some super thought-provoking bullshit. No, just turn your sit-up, see the battle of good versus evil. That's all it is. Yep, alright, so that's what I got.

Chase: 39:13

I just thought it was cool having space aliens as fucking swords.

Ron: 39:16

Did you already give your ranking of the four films?

Stew: 39:19

Yeah, I started from the bottom I missed that, sorry, because I was working my way up. Okay, gotcha, don't worry, goot's got R. I was looking at something.

Ron: 39:27

All right, so we're going to go ahead and end at Goot with the Pine Reviews before we get into this drunk fest.

Gute: 39:32

Time for the nuclear bomb. So this was my first time watching this movie, Any Highlander stuff. I've had this weird sense to stay away from this movie and I'm glad I listened to that.

Gute: 39:49

I think I know where you're coming from because, like in our circle, everywhere you look and you see Highlander, it's just fucking mall ninja damn right, because it's only two things, or three things I need to know about this movie Highlander there can only be one and Queen, that's it. If I say those three things, oh, about this movie highlander, there can only be one and queen, that's it. If I say those three things, oh yeah, he likes highlander and it's like go fuck yourself, I'll just walk away. But I god damn it. Snoop brought this up. The soundtrack is much better. This, the soundtrack, makes the movie.

Gute: 40:19

The movie is I. They had such a cool concept. They fucked it up. Yeah, I don't understand like half the stuff that was happening. I felt like I was being tortured watching this. I was like, why did you go this route? The flashbacks they were trying to make it a cohesive story. This didn't make any sense to me. Like, why is there other Highlanders? And then you have Sean Connery come up, he loses his woman and then he gets the same woman and it's like, hey, god damn it. Like I just didn't get it. So enjoyment is zero. Wow, for the first one, yes, fuck, I did not. I just like, god damn it. I fucking watched this garbage.

Stew: 40:59

Oh wow oh, I am glad I'm on my fucking blood pressure match now. Oh, jesus Christ, I didn't think it's zero.

Ron: 41:13

I don't think you've ever given a zero on this show before have you, guys.

Chase: 41:15

I think I know how you feel now. This is weird. This is weird, you're not fucking.

Ron: 41:23

I'm not doing a bit, I'm not doing a bit.

Movie Trailer: 41:25

I lost it my bit. I'm not doing a bit.

Gute: 41:26

I lost this. My wife and I was like what the fuck happened.

Chase: 41:30

You're right though You're right. So I know where you're coming from, though, because throughout the entirety of the fucking series, it's just shortcut after shortcut for plot device.

Ron: 41:38

It doesn't even get a fucking point. For the fucking soundtrack at least, no critical.

Gute: 41:42

I'll give it a point for one for critical, because the soundtrack whenever I hear Freddie Mercury's voice, it's fucking fantastic. It makes me happy. But I was like this is trying to fucking trick me. No, Was he a part of the?

Stew: 41:53

room.

Movie Trailer: 41:54

No.

Stew: 41:55

Okay, all right. I don't remember him ever getting a zero. This motherfucker gave the room was fucking better than this. I'd be fucking mad.

Gute: 42:03

I haven't watched that movie either.

Chase: 42:06

That's a 4 out of 4.

Ron: 42:08

We might have to do a rehash of the room.

Gute: 42:12

Based off when I heard that get him, Ragnar. You're fucking hurt, you got me right in the fucking finger. I was up in the knuckles.

Stew: 42:21

See the anger that you bred in here. God, I hope you're proud what's your.

Ron: 42:25

What's your?

Gute: 42:25

critical. Critical is a one. I just for it, just because I they put they tried to make a movie out of this and they did, but at some time it's like I wish I did better. Here's the sequels oh the sequels of my god. I wanted to kill myself. This was a nightmare. I just I watched it and was like, can they make this worse? Oh, they did it again. I'm like this has been torture Watching this stuff. I'm like, oh god. Just to get back to the show Zero zero. I guess I've only watched the movies. I didn't watch any of the TV shows.

Ron: 43:08

I think that's the lowest we've ever had in our BAF pint reviews ever 0-0.

Chase: 43:15

Well, I can't agree. I do understand.

Ron: 43:18

Oh, the Star Wars Holiday Special. Yeah, that had some rolls. Boom Done, mic drop, wow. Well, that is the crazy finale.

Gute: 43:28

He doesn't even want to give his ranking. Yeah, we have to give the ranking, god damn it. We have to give the ranking.

Stew: 43:33

What is worse than zero? How do you order this? How do you rank turds?

Ron: 43:42

If you say two is number one, I'm going to fuck Kurex. Go ahead Any coins in there.

Gute: 43:49

Fuck me. If I had to rank I'd probably go one, three, four and two.

Ron: 43:56

Okay, at least I can sort of agree with you on that one.

Ragnar: 44:00

What do you mean? Sort of agree? You gave the same one. I know I said four, three.

Ron: 44:08

I said four, three, okay. Well, that's a great finale to our 200th episode, I'm sure glad we were sober.

Gute: 44:19

It's going to fly during the episode. Stay tuned All right guys.

Ron: 44:22

I hope you enjoyed this amazing show. Do we want to take?

Chase: 44:24

bets as to whether or not this breaks out into a fist fight? No.

Gute: 44:30

Most of you, gentlemen.

Ron: 44:32

Alright, so that's the end of our episode. So I hope you guys enjoyed this shit show and great finale of a fucking why I can't understand that fucking score. I can't understand it. But okay, guys, so I guess we'll see you again for the 300th episode in two years.

Ron: 44:52

Well, I gotta say Goot really, really shocked us with those Pine Reviews. It was a fitting finale for the Pine Reviews. But now let's get to business, as we are about to enter the shit show. When we go into this game of all of us getting fucking drunk, who's going to win in this amazing drinking competition? So I hope you guys enjoy happy 200th episode. Enjoy. It has begun. That's Mortal Kombat. And it works All right.

Ron: 45:22

I thought, yeah, fuck it. Oh man, that's a big ass fucking glass. All right, so let's go ahead and start discussing the first highlander movie while he's pouring these shots. So, uh, chase is hosting the first movie, so, uh, let's go into it yeah.

Chase: 45:39

so, um 1986, pretty awesome little uh. It was in all reality a very benchmark kind of movie for the action genre. It was cool. It had this good folklore to it and I really don't know why they decided to cast exclusively Cro-Magnons.

Ron: 46:01

They were manly, don't get me started like it was weird, okay, so hold on cheers, everybody first shot I got little arms, got it, there we go oh, that's good, that's good, all right, uh, timer's going down, go ahead okay um, so they chose christopher lambert.

Chase: 46:31

This was really his breakout role and the thing is he didn't speak speak a lick of english. He he learned all of his lines phonetically. He didn't know what they meant. It's fantastic, which I guess also kind of explains why he sounded norwegian from scotland, which was another interesting thing. All in all, the movie didn't make sense, I think that's inaccurate what you're saying and I I don't.

Ron: 46:59

Why do you think the movie didn't make sense?

Stew: 47:02

which one is inaccurate your statement about him not knowing any english at all sorry, hardly any uh, he was the son of a french diplomat. He was actually born in new york. He then went to switzerland and was raised in geneva, where they're going to be speaking english along with, uh, swiss. I don't know how accurate that's. I see that tidbit, but you can't believe everything you read on the internet.

Chase: 47:30

But it's got to be true. I mean, from what I read, multiple things were saying he didn't really speak a whole lot of English.

Stew: 47:38

It wasn't his native tongue, but he was born in New York. Yes to a French diplomat, a Jewish French diplomat, a jewish french diplomat. That's interesting a lot going on there yeah, um, and then, when he was two and a half years old, moved to uh switzerland and spent his formative years in geneva, um, so that's why he has a very unique accent it's sw, swiss, french, american.

Ragnar: 48:07

It's very different. It doesn't fit with a lot of accents or different people and such. It's kind of like fuck what's his name? Shit, Shit, Shit.

Stew: 48:21

I think that's his name.

Ron: 48:22

No, goddamn that, timer's going quick. Fuck, I forgot.

Ragnar: 48:23

I'm going to think of his name. No, goddamn that timer's going quick. I'm going to think of his name and we'll just do shit.

Stew: 48:31

But being raised in a multicultural household is why you would imagine he would speak more English for that not to be a thing that you find. That's why I was like I'm not sure.

Ron: 48:41

I was intrigued by that. The question I got to ask you is why do you feel like the movie doesn't make?

Ragnar: 48:47

any sense.

Stew: 48:49

Christopher Walken.

Chase: 48:51

Oh yeah, he did have a unique Polish and grew up in New York.

Ragnar: 48:54

Yeah, and his accent is like all of the boroughs. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

Ron: 48:58

But how do you feel this doesn't make sense.

Chase: 49:05

It makes pretty easy sense. I don't't know how you. What doesn't make sense in this movie? How would you let them keep all of the plot hole shortcuts that they took there's?

Chase: 49:11

there's so many things in this movie that were progressed through forceful, dumb shit, right, um, and that is a a theme that we see through a lot of them, honestly it's. They're like we need to make sure that this villain is going after Nash or McCloud, whichever one you want to call him at the time. So we need to. He just magically showed up here and figure out where to go, or this person. There's no way they could actually know who this character is, but we can't make the story keep going unless they find out.

Chase: 49:49

That plot hole is actually addressed in the series they do talk about that there is a lot that happens that it's just fisting a fucking plot device in there where it doesn't fit.

Stew: 50:04

I like Sammy's reaction to that, by the way well, that's what it is.

Ragnar: 50:08

It's uncomfortable, it doesn't make sense and it's happening, happening very abruptly okay well, I think I honestly I think they've realized that after the first one, um, that they had a lot of these different plot holes. Yeah, that were big voids oh, they were huge so including the, the third one and the fourth one and the tv show. The tv show fills in a lot of the fucking yeah, that's the expansive storyline.

Ron: 50:37

I mean that that that's the nice thing, because I think a lot of movies are actually where they have a tv series now that you know expands the uh, the lore and everything of that movie. I mean, what other movies have turned into a to a series?

Chase: 50:51

that we've talked about that before. There's a lot of stargate, stargate, buffy, I mean.

Ron: 50:58

There's a huge list does the buffy the vampire movie actually relate to the series? I thought that was just a completely different character and all that.

Stew: 51:04

No, it's a different actress, but it's the same storyline.

Ron: 51:07

Okay, so it's like stargate. Yeah, have you? Have you seen any of the series at all? Of highlander, yeah, no, it's actually a decent series. It's that 90s type of series, you know. You know with the intro and everything else, but you got to get over the whole 90s era.

Stew: 51:24

Yeah, the fact that it's also soap opera. Yeah, oof that's. That is the worst part.

Ron: 51:29

It is a lot of a lot of chicks, a lot of uh, a lot of going back in time showing all the different flashbacks of him going through time, duncan mcleod and everything else but uh explains a lot of things huh of the clan of yes 1539.

Chase: 51:41

yeah, yeah, so when did you guys first see Highlander? Or has it just been one of those movies, that's just like always existed in your mind. It's there.

Ron: 51:53

I can say, like I said, I watched these with my dad. I watched the series with my dad, but I remember seeing the first movie back in the early 90s, a TV version. I never saw the R-rated director or the R-rated cutter like that. I saw it on tv but then I, when I got older, I got a chance to see it and still enjoyed it. They didn't really cut that much because the first one, when you think about it's very tame, other than heads being decapitated. They actually show that on tv, especially when ramirez gets his head cut off by kirgan on the top of the lights.

Chase: 52:19

It's not like it's gory yeah I.

Ron: 52:21

I love Kurgan's smile when he gets decapitated.

Stew: 52:23

They really didn't show the actual decapitation in the series.

Gute: 52:27

Yeah, no they don't.

Stew: 52:28

They zoom out? No, they don't. They specifically do their best. They zoom out and show something else, that thereby implies that the beheading has happened or it's super far away.

Ron: 52:39

I remember showing a decapitation in the series, did you?

Stew: 52:42

watch every single episode showing a decapitation. Did you watch every single episode? I've watched every single episode. They do everything they can to not show the actual beheading.

Chase: 52:49

That's one of the things that if you direct things well like that, you can leave that to the theater in mind. I know what you're saying, yeah so I mean, I can't really say it's definitely not a horrible movie.

Ron: 53:03

When did you all see this? Like you said, it's, it's definitely not a horrible movie. Well, when did you all see this? So, like you said, because I.

Ragnar: 53:07

It's always been there. It's always been there too. It's always been there, but I think I in late 80s is when I saw the first one.

Ron: 53:11

Okay and, of course, good, being the first time you've never seen it so he saw it last week. Yeah, I saw it this week. He was a virgin for this uh series so I'm sure he was looking so forward to it probably was before he turned it on.

Chase: 53:22

I'm sure he was looking so forward to it, probably was before he turned it on.

Ron: 53:27

Six minutes. Goddamn, that time's going quick, is it? You think so? Nah, I'm fine.

Gute: 53:31

It's all in your head.

Ragnar: 53:33

I'm not worried about it, Just keep looking at it and it'll slow down.

Sean Connery: 53:37

Nah, I'll be fine, there you go. How are you feeling?

Ron: 53:40

Chase Baseball stats baseball stats.

Chase: 53:44

I only had one shot. Yeah, All right for now. For now, we'll see how it goes. I guess what I loved about this most was their phenomenal casting, and I use that very loosely.

Ragnar: 53:58

Casting's not that bad dude, I don't. Oh no, Really.

Gute: 54:01

You didn't like.

Ragnar: 54:01

Clancy.

Chase: 54:01

Brown.

Gute: 54:03

He was very young.

Chase: 54:04

I was concerned about Sean Connery, being of a Scottish descent, who's from Egypt and called Mr Ramirez, holding a Highlander samurai sword. Yeah, it's nothing.

Ron: 54:19

You got to remember. He's gone through many. He's 2000 years old, yeah, but not according to the second movie or the third uh, fuck the second one.

Chase: 54:27

It just holy shit. There's just so much. There's so much wrong with the storyline. I feel like I somebody like because it was originally a book right no, it was written by a college uh kid, when he was visiting and high scotland, um, and he saw a suit of armor.

Stew: 54:53

He's like man. I wonder what these fuckers would think if they were here nowadays about you know the world nowadays. And he wrote that as his college paper and then he turned that into a movie.

Chase: 55:04

Honestly kind of solid. Yeah, if only he had somebody to help him write it instead of just like scribbling shit and going with it. It was bad but in all honesty, it was kind of benchmarky when it comes to your action folklore. It obviously had enough traction to get a bunch of revamps which they were not planning for.

Stew: 55:27

No I, they wrote it as a self-contained, and that's how I see it, in my opinion.

Ron: 55:35

See, I understand the sequels. We enjoyed the sequels, even though some of them got awful and some of them actually had a decent story. End game was interesting because, you know, adding to doug mcleod, but but the fact is that the first one is great as just a standalone movie.

Gute: 55:48

What was the budget for this movie? Was it $5 million?

Ron: 55:51

I didn't look that up.

Chase: 55:52

No, it was like $6 million. I can look that up. And it didn't make it back what?

Ron: 55:59

are you talking about let's?

Chase: 55:59

see, at least from what I saw, it did not make its money back.

Ron: 56:04

Let's see Highlander budget. Let's see here Financial information. The production budget was $16 million.

Chase: 56:11

Yeah, $16 million. It made like $5.

Ron: 56:13

No, worldwide it made $12 million, so it made $5 in domestic yeah.

Chase: 56:17

So it didn't make its money back. It didn't make its money back. It was a huge flop.

Movie Trailer: 56:26

How did it get fucking?

Ron: 56:26

sequels. That's why it blew my mind Fanbase. I think fanbase is what brought it up, because that's happened with movies that were flops and then when they came out with video, they actually became hits and they made a sequel and then they started to gain popularity. It's word of mouth. I think that's what it was. I think it was a fanbase, because Highlander had a strong fanbase. That's probably the reason why they made the sequence.

Chase: 56:45

I want to pose this theory. The whole reason it had a fan base is because it depicted some dude in today's garb and attire carrying around a sword in the city and getting away with it. Yes, I really, I honest to God think that's exactly what it was, because this was again the height of the karate cult movement and everyone was like, oh, I want a bitchin' ass samurai sword, katana. It would be really cool and wear my trench coat to cover it up.

Stew: 57:17

I wanted him in a fedora. He seemed like he'd be wearing a fedora. All it was missing.

Chase: 57:25

This series single-handedly supercharged the mall ninja movie. It's bad but it's enjoyable. It's fun, specifically for the music that was put into it Amazing, the Kurgan was just terrible.

Ron: 57:43

I disagree. I thought he was fun.

Chase: 57:45

He was cringy as fuck.

Ron: 57:46

He was a warlord.

Chase: 57:48

I don't care what didn't you like about him. He was cringy as fuck, like it was terrible, the biggest thing I want to know is, like what is their origin?

Gute: 58:00

Where did they come from? How did they become immortal? I feel like I never got those answers, Do they?

Ron: 58:04

explain that in the series, because it's about how they became immortal.

Chase: 58:07

That wasn't important. Okay, the whole important part to the writer was that there was immortals.

Stew: 58:12

They didn't want to know why. Where they come from doesn't matter.

Ron: 58:14

You know what I think it is? It's almost like a I think it's like mutants born, just born, immortal. They're born that type of.

Stew: 58:21

We've always been. It's something in their genes we don't know. Nobody knows for sure when they came from.

Ragnar: 58:29

Except in the second one, yes, which is non-canon.

Ron: 58:36

Nope, thankfully they completely disregard that one.

Chase: 58:38

It wasn't the time for some reason, because they tried something fucking different.

Stew: 58:42

Fuck, what did we? Do he won. What do we fucking do now?

Chase: 58:47

Fuck, do now yeah, fuck. And then they slept in it. It was bad, and that's why we have the sequels.

Ragnar: 58:52

That's why we have three, four and five.

Chase: 58:54

Yeah, seriously, the way the how do you secure funding after shitting the bed so hard?

Ragnar: 58:58

like somebody sucks some good dick they must.

Ron: 59:02

No, I think he's right, yeah, I well seriously dude like if all right there was a whole lot of gagging going on.

Ragnar: 59:10

The first one made four million dollars less than his budget. Okay, so nah, it didn't do shit eight, seven, six five four, three, two one.

Ron: 59:23

Five four, three, two, one. Okay, spinning the wheel? Who was supposed to?

Stew: 59:29

spin. I'm sorry, I thought I was spinning the whole time, that's a party foul.

Ragnar: 59:35

Oh, fuck yeah because you said we rotate the fucking wheel.

Stew: 59:38

That's a party foul.

Ron: 59:39

You're spinning the fucking wheel because it was supposed to be goo. I said multiple times that it's going to him him him, him, yes we did, did you hear that.

Chase: 59:48

No, I didn't know that. I didn't either. We discussed it outside.

Ron: 59:52

That's three of us not knowing it's in the fucking episode. That's three of us not knowing. Did I say that Seriously? Another one I was outside. Did I say that? Did I say that? Another one I wasn't paying attention? Another one About the wheel going to you. Another one it's in the episode. If I go back, I'm dead fucking serious.

Movie Trailer: 1:00:08

DJ Khaled, calm down.

Ron: 1:00:10

I said it's going to you, then you, then you, then me, and then you, I did not pay attention, if you fucking said that oh, okay, okay, I didnar.

Stew: 1:00:23

I feel like I saw a dog out of the corner of my eye. I mean, I did.

Ron: 1:00:28

I was like I thought I saw a dog, I threw a potato stick at you, that's it.

Chase: 1:00:33

Oh, I don't know how you convinced that.

Stew: 1:00:36

I thought I saw a corner of my eye dog walking.

Ragnar: 1:00:38

You already started to see things Apparently, that blood pressure measure that's fucking with you Just started this week.

Chase: 1:00:44

So drinking's a great idea.

Stew: 1:00:46

Yep.

Ron: 1:00:49

You're going to kill yourself.

Stew: 1:00:51

I'd die for the show Dedicated.

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Would you who's?

Chase: 1:00:54

that health insurance, no. Set up the end of the last drink. It says to eat them at the last, as soon as you finish your last drink.

Ron: 1:01:06

What the?

Ragnar: 1:01:06

fuck is that?

Chase: 1:01:08

Alright cheers everybody, there we go.

Ron: 1:01:14

Clinky, clinky Cheers. God, that's weak For ghost pepper vodka. There's no spice in that whatsoever. All right back to the movie. Timer's going off.

Chase: 1:01:38

So yeah, overall this movie went okay overall, this movie went okay.

Stew: 1:01:50

Um, I wouldn't say I was incredibly impressed by it personally. Would it more impress you the fact that during the scenes, christopher lambert is basically fucking blind?

Chase: 1:01:56

yes, he's like severely, was it?

Stew: 1:01:58

myopic. Uh, yeah, I'm farsighted, right and you said there was onset injuries on the set wasn't there.

Chase: 1:02:05

Well, there was a bunch of fuck up where he would break shit and have accidents, but I couldn't find anything about reported injuries.

Stew: 1:02:12

I don't know for this particular movie for sure, but it says it has led to him being hurt numerous times during his career while being on set. Because, whatever is going on with his eyes, he can't even wear contacts. So without his glasses he is virtually blind.

Chase: 1:02:31

Yeah.

Ron: 1:02:32

It's pretty rough here. Have a sword, see. That's the thing. Why would they hire somebody that's almost blind to do a sword?

Chase: 1:02:40

movie. Why would they hire somebody who could speak fucking English? He was Tarzan.

Ron: 1:02:43

Why would they hire somebody who could he was Tarzan? Why would they hire somebody who could he was Tarzan? I completely forgot about that movie. That's why.

Chase: 1:02:49

Why wouldn't they hire somebody who had a Scottish accent? They did Nothing, made sense.

Stew: 1:02:55

They did as an Egyptian, yeah, so it would have been too coincidental to have Scottish Hold on.

Ragnar: 1:03:01

Was Scotland around during?

Stew: 1:03:01

that time frame Hold on.

Ragnar: 1:03:05

Was.

Gute: 1:03:06

Scotland around during that time frame?

Stew: 1:03:10

What the fuck did you just ask me? He's saying 2,000 years before, what were the inhabitants of Scotland like?

Chase: 1:03:19

Oh, they were just 2,000 years prior. Yes, I mean, they were just probably wearing.

Ragnar: 1:03:24

Nothing, yeah paint. They were just probably wearing Nothing, yeah paint, so there was no accent then yeah, there definitely was. Not like that. This is 2000. Ooga, booga.

Chase: 1:03:36

There was no written language, but they were speaking O'ham.

Ragnar: 1:03:39

Yeah, but you're not listening Not you personally, but you're not hearing what he's saying, though at that time frame, so his accent and we don't know 2,000 years ago you don't know what it was like. It may have sounded.

Chase: 1:03:53

Scottish.

Stew: 1:03:53

They definitely fucking didn't.

Ron: 1:03:55

There's no audio recording of what they sounded like. There's no audio depiction. I don't think. Okay, he had a bad accent for a Scottish, you know for.

Ragnar: 1:04:04

Scottish Highlander Sean Connery's accent was bad.

Ron: 1:04:06

No, I'm talking about Christopher Lambert.

Stew: 1:04:08

Oh, we were talking about Sean Connery.

Ron: 1:04:11

Yeah, I'm bringing up Christopher Lambert.

Stew: 1:04:12

How the fuck is a Scotsman got a bad Scottish accent? No, I think.

Chase: 1:04:15

Sean.

Ron: 1:04:15

Connery did a great job. What I'm talking about is Christopher Lambert, who the fuck, he didn't.

Chase: 1:04:19

He was named Ramirez, from Egypt, and he talks like this.

Stew: 1:04:23

That's the name that he had taken as the chief metallurgist to the king of Spain.

Ron: 1:04:29

Yeah, he's went through many fucking lifetimes. He was over in Spain, he was over in Egypt. I mean seriously Japan, what the fuck?

Chase: 1:04:37

is that I would argue, after 2,000 years. You would probably go to a very neutral accent by then, after being exposed to fucking everything around you?

Stew: 1:04:44

Or does he just as he's so good at languages, he adopts whatever language characteristics?

Ragnar: 1:04:51

and accents Of the land that he's in.

Stew: 1:04:52

The land that he's in.

Chase: 1:04:54

So does he mirror the person he's talking to? Yes, so why doesn't he sound like he's from fucking Sweden when he's talking to McLeod?

Stew: 1:05:01

Because he's not in Sweden, he's in.

Ragnar: 1:05:02

Scotland.

Chase: 1:05:05

Because it's an 80s movie and it's for fun.

Ron: 1:05:06

That's what it is. It's an 80s movie and it's fun fucking infuriating it's a great fucking movie.

Ragnar: 1:05:11

This is why you don't like 80s movies, because they don't pay attention to anything. See, that wasn't the point in the 80s it was for entertainment.

Ron: 1:05:19

That's what they weren't trying to be precise on everything, like everything now there, it was just for entertainment and to me it had a good story about a person living, immortal and going through all these little lives of you know having. Uh, yeah, how many wives did he have? Like two or three, three, which one?

Stew: 1:05:34

uh, mcleod two uh, yeah, two, yeah, yeah, I thought it was three well, no, he had. He had the first wife. He had implied that he married the bitch at the end of highlander she died in a car accident and implied that he married that next bitch so the virginia madsen character? No, no no, no, no.

Ron: 1:05:55

Yeah, the one from not the virginia madsen, that's in part two, the third movie, where, uh, she was, when he's like a reincarnation or something like that.

Chase: 1:06:02

Yes, a re-flower.

Stew: 1:06:04

Yes, yeah. So I don't think he had any wives between the first bitch all the way until the first movie. I don't think he had any wives.

Chase: 1:06:14

Okay, so real quick, you're talking about how they don't want to be precise in all this, which is fine. You don't have to be exact. I can get over a little stuff, that's fine. You do not have to be exact. Yeah, I can get over a little stuff, that's fine.

Ron: 1:06:30

you do not have to be exact on everything there is yeah, at least try, though, like give it just an iota of fucking effort dude, what do you think?

Stew: 1:06:36

yeah, I'm curious, he was I feel like they brought in a vocal coach for him. This is with a vocal coach I, I'm talking about the direct.

Chase: 1:06:45

the production crew could give it a shot To find somebody who could do a good job.

Gute: 1:06:50

So I do love movies where it lets you take your imagination and run with it. So this one does. The fucking hole is so deep. It's like I have more questions than my imagination goes. It's like wait, what happened here? Why is this happening? But it's just like the whole accent part like I is more what. What offended me was what he was wearing.

Gute: 1:07:10

I'm just like come on dude, you're, you're gonna drive, you're gonna go to ireland or wherever the fuck that is wearing that fucking zoro coming in here it's like no, if you're gonna fit into your area, you're coming like that, yeah, and everyone's not turning their head looking at you.

Ragnar: 1:07:28

You think he gave a shit?

Chase: 1:07:30

He most definitely did not.

Ron: 1:07:31

I don't think he that's what. Yeah, I don't think he cared, but by then they had foreign visitors you know, coming to Atlanta.

Stew: 1:07:38

I'll be completely honest, though, and he was part of the Spanish court, so he was allowed to wear what he?

Chase: 1:07:42

I really wasn't that put off by the accents, I really wasn't so what were you put off by?

Ron: 1:07:46

Because you were also put off by the the plot bullshit. Okay, what plot did you not like? Like what did you care?

Chase: 1:07:55

for Just about everything from the intro to the end and what I mean by that is don't get carried away Is after the intro and you figuring out what's going on to the conclusion. Those two chapters are fine. It's where they force, fuck everything into position without anything that makes any goddamn sense. To get you there, everything was flash like number one. There we go. Why is he back, flipping away from this motherfucker for 25 minutes in the car park?

Ron: 1:08:29

what is that parkour? What is exactly?

Chase: 1:08:34

it's the same thing we were doing like everything they do is just an excuse to do something flashy for no reason. Yes, that's the way it was. And I guess that is the 80s. It is, and it's just not my vibe. So I'll admit it's just not my vibe. That's my problem. Okay, but it fucking bothered me.

Ron: 1:08:56

How about the soundtrack? Soundtrack was great, so you enjoyed the soundtrack.

Chase: 1:09:00

Fuck yeah, it's Queen. I mean not all of it was Queen, but a lot of it was great.

Ron: 1:09:04

I thought I loved Queen's rendition of New York. New York, yeah, I thought that was great. Yes, and the fucking music playing during the joyride with Kurgan, with the old 80s type yeah, grandma hanging off the fucking roof.

Ragnar: 1:09:19

That shit was fucking hilarious.

Chase: 1:09:21

And he played a slime ball really well.

Ragnar: 1:09:24

Yeah, he was, but everything was overdone, everything. I think, for his character it was meant to be that way, though.

Chase: 1:09:34

And I could actually accept that too.

Ron: 1:09:36

That's the thing about the 80s movies.

Chase: 1:09:37

That's why I said the first one is not my bottom tier.

Ron: 1:09:42

Well, that's good. I wonder if it's Goode's bottom tier. He hasn't said anything about it. Bottom tier about what? The first one being a bottom tier of all the movies, oh no, the other one was hot garbage.

Gute: 1:09:54

Out of the best from worst, number one has to be because of the soundtrack alone.

Ron: 1:10:01

Yeah, but that's the thing. Can you only like a movie because of the soundtrack? Do you think the characters, I? I like the whole thing about being an immortal and actually going through different lives and basically traveling the world and like showing all the flashbacks in the comics they actually give more backstory on kirgan?

Stew: 1:10:17

of course they do, and you find out what his heart on from a cloud is. There was another immortal who had the gift of future sight, um, and basically told kirgan this fucking asshole, connor mcleod, is gonna be the one who takes your fucking head one day. All right, so, and so that's why he knew. You know he volunteered for his services because he knew that connor mcleod was going to end up fighting there. He's like all right, I'm going to take this motherfucker. As soon as he becomes immortal, I'm going to take his fucking head. So this way, this asshole is off the board and I won't have to worry about him ever.

Ron: 1:10:57

So how about the drawing of when they're drawn to the quickening? Because the quickening is when they all gather together. No, the quickening is what happens when you die the electric. The gathering is what he was talking about. The gathering is the draw.

Stew: 1:11:09

So when there's only a few left, it draws them all to the same location so that they can fight.

Ragnar: 1:11:18

And that number is never specified Exactly. A few of them left could mean three, or it could mean 300.

Ron: 1:11:25

Yeah, which I know the series, because in the series a character gets killed on almost every episode. And then, when you think about Endgame, I think there was the guys that actually kept track of how many were killed, how many immortals were killed. Watchers, yeah, Watchers do it.

Gute: 1:11:39

I'm curious when were the comics written?

Stew: 1:11:41

From the early 90s to the late 90s, I believe, were they like a dark horse comics type of thing or something like that. Yeah, probably dark horse. Yeah, they gave a lot more background.

Stew: 1:11:52

I mean, you found out kirgan rode with like a tiller the hun and you know some of that, a lot of shit yeah, um, and they show him actually you from his original Russian tribe, you know, being thrown into a pit with a fucking wild dogs and surviving and shit like that it does. Yeah, that's how they weeded out the weak you know from his tribe.

Chase: 1:12:18

One thing I did have a problem with was they talked about how at least in like the third and and fourth talked about how, when you took the head of somebody, you absorbed all their power and knowledge yes, power, knowledge and uh, basically like they're all their gifts that they so when kane took nakano's ability of illusion and then mcleod took him also why did he not?

Ron: 1:12:39

uh see, I may have still had it just never chose to use it yeah, it came what used it as, basically like a toy it is well.

Stew: 1:12:45

That's just never chose to use it. It came with using it as basically like a toy.

Chase: 1:12:48

That's why they never, chose to use it. But here's the thing he had a romance storyline. Use it for flowers and shit. At least I don't care, Do something.

Stew: 1:12:56

He may have used it in the bedroom. He may have been fucking visualizing gangbangs for her in the fucking bedroom, you don't know.

Ron: 1:13:03

Yeah, all the dicks, all the dicks that you could ever want Another thing, another thing.

Chase: 1:13:08

This motherfucker is 450 years old. Yeah, there is no way that vanilla sex is still doing anything for him.

Ron: 1:13:15

He has got some raunchy fucking fantasies and that's the only way he's even getting it up. I guarantee he's probably had a homosexual experience. Yeah, with the Ramirez, probably.

Stew: 1:13:28

We are brothers.

Gute: 1:13:32

West Virginia brothers, it's just I ain't from there. I moved there, so you chose to do it.

Stew: 1:13:38

You chose that I don't embody that. You chose that life, oh man.

Chase: 1:13:42

I don't embody that, oh man. So, I think with that, and it concludes my particular rant.

Ron: 1:13:50

Oh of.

Chase: 1:13:51

Highlander 1?, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Stew: 1:14:04

Why is there such a delay? For the time you push the button until the fucking buzzer goes?

Ron: 1:14:07

off Because I had it. That's why I put it off right at the one.

Stew: 1:14:09

It came off right at one.

Ron: 1:14:10

It was perfect. That's why I've been having it set up All right. So what do we got now?

Gute: 1:14:15

I don't know, spin like a monster.

Ron: 1:14:16

We got number three, number three Proper 12. So far, we're doing everything different, so I chose Proper 12.

Chase: 1:14:25

Irish Apple because it doesn't make any sense for the movie, much like their casting doesn't make sense for the movie?

Ron: 1:14:31

Was that my gift to you?

Chase: 1:14:33

That one no.

Ron: 1:14:38

But yes, you did get Proper 12 Irish Apple and I've bought two bottles since. Oh, because you loved it so much. Yeah, it's fucking delicious. Oh, it's good shit. Yeah, it's fucking delicious.

Chase: 1:14:43

Oh, it's good shit. Yeah, it's certainly not like a proper whiskey, but man, it's fucking enjoyable yeah.

Ron: 1:14:52

Like this storyline. Like I said, I don't really have no problem with the storyline, but I mean, everybody has their own opinion.

Chase: 1:14:57

I just Zoomed out looking at the big picture?

Ron: 1:15:00

Not really, but so was there any character that you actually enjoyed in the first movie?

Chase: 1:15:06

in the first movie. I thoroughly enjoyed ramirez.

Ron: 1:15:09

Oh see I and I think a lot of people will agree that ramirez was a good character.

Stew: 1:15:12

I think we need to find out what goot's biggest problems are the fact that our future selves already know what his rating is. We have.

Ragnar: 1:15:22

We have to dissect this.

Stew: 1:15:24

So, yes, we need to dissect this a little bit Sight seers.

Chase: 1:15:27

No, I'm waiting for Chase to do his bit before I take the mic over. I'm done, I'm done.

Ron: 1:15:32

All right, coop, all right. Cheers, cheers.

Movie Trailer: 1:15:34

First Gross it's going I ain't got a shoe in your eye, it's sticking out, thank you.

Chase: 1:15:45

Cheers. I think I entered your glass.

Stew: 1:15:46

I apologize, that was dirty. Cut the G sound out of that the glove. Get rid of the glove sound oh man, that's pure apple.

Ragnar: 1:15:59

Or make the glove sound a lot more prominent.

Ron: 1:16:04

Oh man, I think Ramirez was a very fun character. But did you enjoy ramirez at all goop, because what?

Ragnar: 1:16:10

did you not like? What did you not not like about this movie?

Gute: 1:16:15

so many, so many questions I did I? I laughed when, uh when, sean connery ramirez came into the picture to teach fucking fuckingCloud about everything. But it just didn't make any sense to me. It's like why did he come? Because he started to tell him teach him all these different things about the quickening, the gathering. I mean, what conjured this Lightning Wizardry?

Chase: 1:16:39

He felt it. How did he find him?

Gute: 1:16:41

No, what caused it? What made him go from Spain to find McLeod?

Ron: 1:16:47

I wonder if Ramirez had the same type of thing where Ramirez was to McLeod.

Stew: 1:16:52

I wonder if there was a character that actually taught Ramirez. It could have been something that was passed over from immortal to immortal Kurgan had let one of his buddies because he did ride with other immortals. He rode with the Four Horsemen for a while, which were all immortals too, and stuff like that.

Gute: 1:17:12

I never saw that yeah, series.

Ron: 1:17:16

Series, the series. That's why the extended storyline really helps explain a lot of things, especially with the Holy Land.

Stew: 1:17:22

He could have mentioned that. You know this knowledge some asshole named Connor McCloud is going to take his explain a lot of things, especially with the Holy Land. He could have mentioned that. You know this knowledge some asshole named Connor McCloud's going to take his head. You know, kirk could have mentioned that to somebody and then when Connery's character took that person's head, he got their fucking knowledge. He's like alright, kirk is the biggest fucking threat on the board. I need to find this Connor McCloud in order to teach him how to get to that point where he's going to be the one to take Kirk and say To me this entire storyline just doesn't make sense unless all of the immortals have like supernatural angel speak.

Chase: 1:17:56

You know what I mean. Well, no, Not to that level.

Stew: 1:17:59

They don't have angel radio. No, no, that's what I mean.

Ron: 1:18:01

But Ramirez did talk about how you get drawn to the power you get drawn to find these other people and fight them.

Gute: 1:18:08

So, with what Stu just said, mcleod has no knowledge of anything.

Stew: 1:18:13

Correct At the beginning.

Gute: 1:18:14

At the beginning yeah, so he goes. But the bad guys he seeks him out in battlefield. He knows he's something special. Mcleod feels nothing. He's just confused about why.

Stew: 1:18:26

because he's currently made the deal that, no, that whole fight for this other clan, but nobody fucking touches conor mcleod yes, nobody fucking touches him, he's mine um it failed, so he's just looking for a fight. He's just looking for a goddamn that's all.

Chase: 1:18:40

He is so sad. Why won't anyone fight me that fucking?

Gute: 1:18:43

hurt me I I'm like what the fuck? You never see that?

Chase: 1:18:47

I would be genuinely offended. I would be hurt. I would be very emotionally damaged by that if I was in a fucking battlefield.

Ragnar: 1:18:55

No, not just your first death. It has to be your first violent death.

Ron: 1:19:00

I'm trying to remember what is the timeline, but you don't have any power, you don't have any chance. No, you're just a regular human until so, think of it as.

Ragnar: 1:19:06

All right. So best example analogy, for it would be a Jedi. Okay, right, with their fucking Metachlorian.

Gute: 1:19:14

You have a sword fight, you become all knowledgeable.

Ragnar: 1:19:16

Okay, yeah, no, like no smart ass. So they like they have. Not everyone there in that world is able to be a Jedi right and has a force. Yeah, until they change that with the fucking sequels. So it's the same in this lore.

Movie Trailer: 1:19:38

Okay.

Ragnar: 1:19:38

In the fact that not everyone can be immortal.

Ron: 1:19:42

It's just something that is in your, your dna or it's jump started by your fucking blood or whatever it's jump started by your death, like I first, definitely, yeah, I'm going to know your violent death yeah, it has to be a violent death.

Stew: 1:19:55

You can't die of old age which happens in the fourth movie with the uh, the fucking chick. Yeah, it has to be a violent death yeah to no, no, no, no, no, no.

Ragnar: 1:20:02

If I shot you right now, that's a violent death. No, no, no. If I shot you right now, that's a violent death. You're not going to be immortal.

Ron: 1:20:08

I'm talking about when Duncan McCloud killed his wife the one that he was married to. That's because they knew that she was immortal.

Stew: 1:20:17

Other immortal can sense it.

Chase: 1:20:19

Spark, if you will.

Stew: 1:20:21

Can sense future immortals. They can be near them.

Ron: 1:20:26

You're bringing up the whole thing. It kind of makes more sense now.

Chase: 1:20:29

They get a tingle in their butthole when there's another immortal around and they get like a shadow of a tingle when there's somebody that could be immortal.

Ragnar: 1:20:35

It tingles in their balls.

Ron: 1:20:38

They get a hard on.

Stew: 1:20:39

They refer to it as the buzz.

Chase: 1:20:41

So real quick, real quick. This is kind of a little unrelated, but I brought these things called knick-knacks. Give Doug a bone and they're a xylitol based nicotine mint that is completely tobacco free, and Stu tried one. What do you think of it?

Stew: 1:20:58

So far.

Chase: 1:20:59

I'm good.

Ron: 1:20:59

Are those, those things that you are basically chewing, like.

Movie Trailer: 1:21:02

Nicorette or anything like that.

Stew: 1:21:05

You just put it in your lip or whatever on your teeth.

Ron: 1:21:07

Oh, I've had those. Are those the caffeine ones? No, they're nicotine.

Movie Trailer: 1:21:10

It's nicotine.

Chase: 1:21:11

Yeah, those are Because.

Movie Trailer: 1:21:12

I've seen the caffeine ones where you're Swipe burning Yep.

Chase: 1:21:14

So these are the three milligrams, but they're made with clean nicotine by itself is actually good for your brain and it promotes a good, healthy gut biome and shit like that. So not like just popping in a bunch of them all the time as an addiction thing, but using them every once in a while can actually boost your focus and shit like that. It's like a crystal boost your focus and shit like that. Throw a crystal. He's not wrong, hardcore right there, but could you use it a little? Bit more controlably.

Gute: 1:22:01

Genesis teaches us, that went way in too deep.

Chase: 1:22:07

Okay, carry on.

Gute: 1:22:08

Movie two. Hold on so when Vermeer is coming in to teach him.

Ron: 1:22:15

I'd say after our break. Sorry, go ahead.

Gute: 1:22:17

After one hour. So when. Vermeer is comes in, no thanks. Teaches him all this shit, right? Yeah, well, he didn't have to. If he wanted to keep it for himself, he could have, he could have, he could have did that. So he teaches. I get the.

Chase: 1:22:33

I would venture to say he's been around for 2,000 years and he's been fucking shit up for so long.

Stew: 1:22:37

he's just ready for A lot of them are good people or become good people over the years, and they just want to help spread their knowledge.

Chase: 1:22:48

And then there's Kurgan and Kane, and then other ones are bad people.

Stew: 1:22:53

They're power hungry. That's why.

Ron: 1:22:54

And Kurgan wants to be. There can only be one, because that line is repeated through all the fucking series constantly. I think he said in the battlefield in the beginning there can only be one. And then McCloud says it at the end of the movie, which is one of the iconic lines of the series.

Ragnar: 1:23:09

That's the only way you can absorb their essence is by saying that.

Stew: 1:23:13

He tried other ways. It didn't work so well.

Gute: 1:23:15

I feel like it was a good, like pivotal, moment for the movie to progress the story, cause there's a love story. His life come back to life and then this happens and it's like progress, it which which?

Ron: 1:23:25

does it make you want to watch the series?

Chase: 1:23:28

I kind of now yes, Out of morbid curiosity, if nothing else I mean that's what happened with Stargate.

Ron: 1:23:32

I mean, you want you, have you started it yet? No, I haven't. Oh motherfucker.

Stew: 1:23:38

I haven't had time. Have you guys watched the Gentleman yet?

Ragnar: 1:23:40

On. It's great yes.

Ron: 1:23:42

It's just like the movie. Have you seen the movie the Gentleman? No, Stu called me about it, Guy Ritchie.

Stew: 1:23:47

Did you ever see the Guy Ritchie film the Gentleman?

Ron: 1:23:49

Colin Farrell, matthew McConaughey, what's his name?

Ragnar: 1:23:52

Watch the movie? Well, actually no. You don't need to do either one Does it have the characters, it's different.

Ron: 1:23:59

It's different.

Stew: 1:24:00

Same concept, but let's sell an entire fucking store.

Ron: 1:24:04

I think that's his second best movie, next to Snatch in my opinion.

Stew: 1:24:07

I think it's a great movie Watch it.

Movie Trailer: 1:24:09

The movie is Snatch, no I want to.

Ron: 1:24:10

I want to when you called me and told me about it. I was very interested in listening. The movie is great.

Gute: 1:24:17

The TV show is fucking hilarious.

Ragnar: 1:24:20

I'm very excited for that one, that one there looks funny. Oh, is that Henry Campbell? That's the Henry Campbell movie, Henry Campbell. Alan Richardson I saw the trailer for that Guy Ritchie's got hit or misses.

Ron: 1:24:28

basically, when it comes to movies Ron, what's his name? I don't know. You repeat it for me. I didn't know who you were talking about. I'll let you repeat it for me.

Stew: 1:24:40

No, no, the actor that he was talking about.

Chase: 1:24:42

Henry who.

Ron: 1:24:44

I'm not saying it, I'll let you say it. I know what you're trying to catch me on. What did you say, superman?

Stew: 1:24:54

The Witcher.

Chase: 1:24:54

He kept saying Henry Campbell. I said Henry Campbell.

Ron: 1:24:59

That third time motherfucker? That third time motherfucker? No bitch, you're a fucking asshole. God, I'm going to have more shots than everybody else here. Give me the fucking win. Damn right baby.

Ragnar: 1:25:20

I'm going to do really well. I'm going to hold my own. I'm fine. I'm doing fine. Names are hard and we're only four minutes to the really.

Chase: 1:25:24

well, I'm going to hold my own, I'm fine, I'm doing fine. Names are hard and we're only four minutes to the next shot.

Ron: 1:25:29

You know All right, let's see what I got here.

Chase: 1:25:35

I will say Kate was gorgeous In the first one. Kate and Sarah, yeah, sarah was. Yeah, sarah was.

Ron: 1:25:47

God damn Number nine. What is number nine, jen I?

Chase: 1:25:50

don't know how familiar you guys are with the old frog butt pose or not, but Frog butt, frog butt, they call it the frog butt pose. God damn, was it Sarah in the third one? Fuck Color me impressed.

Gute: 1:26:14

I'm keeping a special tally for you, Ron Cheers.

Ragnar: 1:26:17

It's five. Also, this may be. Your fucking shot count may be accurate for now.

Stew: 1:26:24

Boom, you do exaggerate your shot count.

Ragnar: 1:26:27

No, I do not. Yes, you have. No, I do not 17 shots.

Chase: 1:26:30

Motherfucker, you had nine, fat man. I counted, I was right on that?

Ron: 1:26:34

Oh no, I was talking about Chucky. Okay one show.

Ragnar: 1:26:38

One show, you've been right on All the other ones. Yeah, dude, I had like fucking seven, eight, dude, you had two.

Chase: 1:26:42

What was it that he? Was fixing.

Ron: 1:26:45

Yeah, it was me once where me and Stu were constantly drinking gin, he was paying up on a bet where he had to do like six shots in a row.

Chase: 1:26:50

Okay, and he was like I got 17 shots Motherfucker, you've done like half of the shots you earned and then three other punishment shots. Oh, whatever, we love you Ron.

Movie Trailer: 1:27:06

It. We love you Ron.

Ron: 1:27:07

We don't. That's for you. You're the next spinner. How are you feeling? By the way, in two minutes, I think you might make it through the episode.

Stew: 1:27:17

I don't know about all that. I want Chase to be the one.

Ron: 1:27:20

That would be funny. If it was, that would be the most amazing outcome. Here is a question from the first movie. If you had to pick Clancy Brown as Kurgan, do you think another actor I'm sorry, would you think another actor would be able to portray him better than Clancy Brown? Do you think Clancy Brown actually did it justice During that time frame Back in the 80s? Do you think a different actor would have been better for that role other than Clancy?

Chase: 1:27:46

Brown. Honestly, I want to see Sly.

Stew: 1:27:49

I want to see what was his name. Richard Shannon Bull from Night Court.

Ragnar: 1:27:54

In the first episode of the series he did amazing. That would be fun.

Ron: 1:27:58

Actually, he did right. Yeah, he did. He's got to be fun. That's a good casting choice.

Movie Trailer: 1:28:03

He was in the first episode of the series and the big bad, the Kurgan replacement Slain, yeah, whatever his name is.

Chase: 1:28:11

So I think either one of those would be a really good choice, but I think Sly would have fucking banged it out of the park. I don't think Sly would have been good.

Gute: 1:28:17

Opposite of Sly Dolph Lodren.

Chase: 1:28:19

Yeah, oh, he would have been so good he I.

Ron: 1:28:23

I agree with because he fucking looks russian yeah team meeting what the fuck ragnar and stew they're considering?

Chase: 1:28:37

calling a shot on you, I believe. Why what I say wrong? Not you, not this time. No, that's, I have an idea of somebody.

Stew: 1:28:42

I just can't think of the name. I'll think of Ragnar, near their name.

Ragnar: 1:28:45

I know who it is. Who's the?

Ron: 1:28:48

show, show or movie, hold on. I don't want to say because it'll embarrass him.

Chase: 1:28:53

No, it ain't going to embarrass him, charlie Chaplin.

Gute: 1:28:57

Betsy Ross.

Stew: 1:28:59

That's it All. Right, I can play it under the name Warwick Davis.

Ron: 1:29:03

What Willow?

Chase: 1:29:06

Warwick.

Dawn Brody: 1:29:06

Davis, I want to see him on a horse, though, yes I don't know a pony.

Stew: 1:29:11

I don't know a fucking pony, just running in the field.

Ragnar: 1:29:13

Five.

Ron: 1:29:16

How funny would that be, though. Three, two, one, shut up. You've got it fucking stuck in your mic cord, you knucklehead.

Chase: 1:29:27

Nine Again Another jam Jesus.

Ragnar: 1:29:30

No, that wasn't a good.

Ron: 1:29:31

You're just going to redo that one. You got to redo because you had your.

Ragnar: 1:29:36

Yeah, he would be funny, it would be, and I like a little fucking pony, you know.

Chase: 1:29:43

With a no and the same costume. Yes, the exact same costume.

Stew: 1:29:47

Do you really think that would?

Ron: 1:29:49

be hilarious, yes.

Stew: 1:29:50

You're going to a miniature version of Kurgan. Even the sword gets miniaturized, but just everything.

Chase: 1:29:56

But just fucking angry as shit All right.

Ron: 1:29:58

What's the number? Number one, number one. Oh, oh, my drink Okay.

Ragnar: 1:30:05

Venonize the one thing that is completely stupid about the first one is Kurgan's sword.

Chase: 1:30:18

What the shit that I?

Ragnar: 1:30:20

fucking hate.

Chase: 1:30:21

The modular sword. It doesn't work. It doesn't work, no, it doesn't work. All the way you can put it together in a suitcase. It doesn't work it doesn't work?

Ragnar: 1:30:26

No, not at all, because there's no mechanical parts to it at all.

Chase: 1:30:30

Okay, it's a friction hold somehow.

Ragnar: 1:30:32

It's clipped together. It's not even friction held, because friction held is look at a straight blade, okay, okay, a straight razor, straight blade, okay, okay, straight razor. Uh-huh, all right, that's not friction. No, I know, no, I, I it's the easiest.

Chase: 1:30:48

It's like an open all. Yeah, there we go. You know what open all knife is?

Ragnar: 1:30:51

no, okay it's like the worst knife ever made a friction blade is basically the friction of your hand on the handle is holding it open? No, okay, okay, it's supposed to be.

Chase: 1:31:01

the friction between the blade and the handle beat like having tension on it, like pinching it to get in place what I just said. You shouldn't be having to exert a new force on it?

Ragnar: 1:31:13

No, you're not. You're holding it. I didn't say you're squeezing it, You're holding it just like you would in a regular machine.

Chase: 1:31:17

Okay, it just sounded like you were explaining, like you were pinching it yourself. No, no, no, no, no, no. All right, you're good.

Ragnar: 1:31:21

So his whole fucking blade system is just clipped together and it's held in by like it looks like I didn't even see spring pads. That's what I thought it was.

Ron: 1:31:33

Yeah.

Chase: 1:31:33

I didn't even see anything there?

Ragnar: 1:31:35

That's the way it sounds. You're so dumb.

Ron: 1:31:37

Doesn't it also have the things where the what are those things called on the side of the sword, Little spikes?

Chase: 1:31:42

Oh, he's talking about the yeah, the guard.

Ron: 1:31:45

I remember didn't they move, or something like that. Well, they fucking, he opened up. Okay, I remember, because when you press the button and then they it kind of reminded me of the Klingon yeah, the cross guard yeah. Yeah, all right, cheers Cross, hold on, hold on.

Movie Trailer: 1:32:01

Fuck, you guys are so far away, so far away.

Ragnar: 1:32:13

Oh, that's good so yeah, so really anytime that he goes to fight and hit anything right, he's going to hit those fucking points where it's clicked together.

Chase: 1:32:25

And just blow apart.

Ragnar: 1:32:25

And it's going to fucking come apart.

Chase: 1:32:28

Yeah, that shit would have been blown apart on its own Probably the second swing and impaled a wall and that would be it Break time.

Ron: 1:32:38

Is it break time?

Stew: 1:32:39

That was an hour.

Ron: 1:32:41

No, after the fourth, that's not the fourth shot.

Stew: 1:32:43

That's an hour One two, three, four.

Chase: 1:32:47

My name's Rod and I can't count.

Ron: 1:32:49

No, after, I think, when we get to the next. Okay, if you want to do it now, alright, so break time and we are back. I always love drinking heavily, because when I go take a piss, I can lie to myself and say I'm hydrated.

Ragnar: 1:33:04

No, I just restarted it. The timer's been running. No, I restarted it after our break. The timer's been running.

Ron: 1:33:13

No, I said I was going to restart it after every break.

Gute: 1:33:15

He's not lying, it was running, it was. I thought you reset it.

Ron: 1:33:18

Yeah, I reset it at the beginning of the show. Why are we past-tensing that word beginning of?

Ragnar: 1:33:22

the show. Why are we past-tensing that?

Chase: 1:33:24

word.

Ragnar: 1:33:26

So the timer's been running Okay, so we've missed a shot, so should we do one now?

Ron: 1:33:32

Okay, fine, then I'll spin the wheel. What you guys need to start with a shot. Alright, that's fine oh okay, that's fine.

Ragnar: 1:33:40

You didn't stop the fucking timer.

Ron: 1:33:42

That's fine, I'll spin the wheel. Alright, so'll spin the wheel Never stop with the shot All right.

Stew: 1:33:49

So spin the wheel, Blur the timer down to zero. Already the timer ran out. Okay.

Ragnar: 1:33:54

Yeah, and it started again and then reset it All right, just more drinks, All right.

Ron: 1:34:00

so we are at number six. I don't think we've done that one yet.

Stew: 1:34:05

Nope Highland Park.

Chase: 1:34:07

Oh.

Ragnar: 1:34:08

I like that.

Chase: 1:34:09

I could stick around for this.

Ragnar: 1:34:12

This one's fitting.

Ron: 1:34:14

You know what? I'm really happy that it's actually been getting almost all the drinks so far We've been. I figured that some of them weren't going to happen. But let's see, we haven't done Highlands Distilling yet. We haven't done Crown Royal. I'm going to scoot in. And we haven't done Malort yet, so waiting for Malort to land. Hopefully we have a show with Malort. We've got to have a Malort show. I think Malort's got to be like the game changer one.

Ragnar: 1:34:41

We're all fine with everything else, and then you get to Malort. It just fucks. We're all fine with everything else, and then you get to Malort yeah, the liqueur and it's like in Beer Fest, where he's perfectly fine with all the other shit. Then he hits Goldschlager yes.

Chase: 1:34:52

That was me on. What episode was that?

Ragnar: 1:34:55

Which one? All of them.

Chase: 1:34:58

Fuck you.

Ron: 1:35:05

No, we had like seven fucking shots and I was doing fine and we took, took one last one and it was all over for me. Alright. So Stu is hosting for the second movie, so we're going to talk about Highlander 2. Electric Boogaloo Alright, alright. Well, let's go ahead and do our cheers. Everybody good, everybody good, yep.

Stew: 1:35:27

Cheers. That's nice, that's magic, that's fucking magic.

Ron: 1:35:31

That's nice, that's good, that's really good, all right. So let's talk about Highlander 2. All right, there's Stu.

Stew: 1:35:40

Yes, so, like I mentioned before, we watched the theatrical edition, of course.

Ron: 1:35:44

Of course that's what was put out.

Stew: 1:35:45

Yes, so like I mentioned before, we watched the theatrical edition. Of course that's what was put out. Yes, All right. In Highlander they wrote it as a self-contained story. No plans for sequels or anything like that.

Ragnar: 1:36:00

That was a little loud. I didn't hear anything.

Ron: 1:36:05

When he opened his back he even got like oh yeah.

Stew: 1:36:08

You're trying to call him, aren't you? No?

Movie Trailer: 1:36:10

I didn't call him.

Ron: 1:36:11

You're trying to. I didn't call him. That's what you're trying to do. There's been a lot of noises crunching in the mic and shit like that, all right.

Stew: 1:36:19

So they painted themselves in the corner, they decided to do a fucking sequel and they're like well, fuck Alright.

Ragnar: 1:36:25

Did they though? Yeah, did they pin himself in a corner, though for it, by saying, oh, by saying they're going to do one Okay.

Ron: 1:36:32

Okay, but the thing is about the director the director was not happy with this movie Like he actually disowns this movie, I believe.

Ragnar: 1:36:38

Yeah, I don't know why he would be happy with it.

Ron: 1:36:40

Well, it was filmed in. Was it filmed in Brazil? Yes, Okay, and there was, like a certain you know the whole backstory about that.

Chase: 1:36:49

I'd be ashamed as a country to let this be filmed there. Okay, so no, there's no excuse for that.

Stew: 1:36:58

Instead of just trying to hand wave that the gathering never happened and just continue on and disrespect the first one. Yeah, they decided. All right, we're going to do something fucking, completely fucking different here, right? Um, same generalized idea. Um, so Connors got gathering, he used the power to help save the earth from itself. Um, and come up with the dome, the shield. It's fucking weird, it was, it was. And then a lot of people wanted answers of what these people were, what the immortals were, where they came from.

Ron: 1:37:39

That's where they fucked it up.

Ragnar: 1:37:40

They're like aliens Fucking aliens Planet.

Stew: 1:37:45

Zeest.

Ragnar: 1:37:46

Zeist.

Chase: 1:37:47

Which was Like.

Ragnar: 1:37:49

Zeitgeist. Yeah.

Chase: 1:37:50

Zeitgeist, but one word. Have you ever seen? That, by the way, what Zeitgeist? No, it's a good little documentary About what? Various things Zeitgeist documentary. It's a oh.

Ron: 1:38:06

I didn't tell you by the way I got I got.

Chase: 1:38:07

Sorry, it's completely off subject, I think it's one of the first uh conspiracy theorists put conspiracy theories put to a documentary movie type thing right that that can be summed up that way.

Stew: 1:38:21

Yeah, yeah, it's, it's out there.

Chase: 1:38:24

It's interesting.

Stew: 1:38:25

So they decided fuck it, we'll make them aliens Fuck it. They were just throwing shit at the wall and see what stuck.

Chase: 1:38:35

Is it fucking hot in here?

Ron: 1:38:37

It's a little warm. I got the air conditioning on. We have a lot of body heat in here. It's a small room.

Stew: 1:38:42

We can let the bodies hit the floor.

Movie Trailer: 1:38:43

Go ahead and open the window right now. I loved her.

Stew: 1:38:49

The bodies hit the floor. That was so adorable.

Ron: 1:38:56

We missed you, crystal.

Movie Trailer: 1:38:58

I missed you guys a lot.

Stew: 1:39:01

Yes, so We'll make them aliens, then they didn't really follow, couldn't even make them cool-looking aliens either Fucking losers.

Ragnar: 1:39:12

The fucking planet looked horrible.

Ron: 1:39:14

It was it was Dune.

Chase: 1:39:17

Yeah, great value, yeah yeah.

Ragnar: 1:39:19

Exactly, I didn't even think about that. The great value, all right.

Stew: 1:39:24

Michael Ironsides, I fucking hated him in this.

Ron: 1:39:27

What he is amazing. No, no.

Ragnar: 1:39:31

I love him as an actor. I actually liked his character.

Ron: 1:39:33

No, no no, and Starship Troopers Total Recall. Loved him in this when.

Stew: 1:39:37

I watched him in this. It was the same character. No, he was playing my daughter's fucking smile that he was doing, especially when he was on the fucking Metro.

Ragnar: 1:39:45

He was having a great time. He didn't care for the role.

Stew: 1:39:49

He was actually embarrassed by it. Are you getting a potato delivery right now? By the way, potato delivery, I'm sorry. I just saw the mailman More potatoes Right there, so he was having a great time. The scene where he was with the doctor from fucking scrubs and in the boardroom and shit like that yeah it was great, it was amazing, all right.

Ron: 1:40:09

Him. Yeah, I like how we push him out the window. I love that?

Chase: 1:40:13

Oh, what do you say, partner?

Ron: 1:40:18

I don't know, there's something about him, I just didn't care for it. Just his, his evil, uh, psychotic smile that he was doing. He was his ceo. I don't know, I didn't care for him. I didn't care for him. You know what I could have seen in the role better, believe it or not? Um, the fucking villain from crow with the long hair. You know what I'm talking about, with the fucking, uh, robin hood, prince of thieves, the brother of edith one, his voice wouldn't have matched you don't think it wouldn't have been that's.

Ron: 1:40:42

I don't know, I just didn't. I actually did not like Mike Ironside.

Gute: 1:40:45

Ironside was big enough, but yet he had nothing to go off of. So he's like what the fuck am I supposed to do with this Be?

Ron: 1:40:51

me Total recall. Wasn't he also the voice of Splinter Cell?

Gute: 1:40:55

I don't know about that one Remember the game Splinter Cell that was on.

Ron: 1:40:59

I think he was. It may have been, I can't swear to one way or the other. I'll check it out.

Stew: 1:41:06

So they let Connor age because he won. That's what's supposed to happen. That's what's supposed to happen. They let everything happen that's supposed to have happened after the gathering. All right, how he chose to use his power Get old.

Ron: 1:41:27

Yep, he didn't have a family the way he wanted to, because you have a choice, but you have a choice in that where you can actually grow to be old, like how do you?

Chase: 1:41:32

yeah, he's like a switch inside your brain.

Stew: 1:41:34

Oh, I don't want to be immortal anymore no, he had the, he got the power, and by getting all of the power, yeah, so that allowed him to then either go back to zeist and fight.

Ron: 1:41:45

Michael.

Stew: 1:41:45

Ironsides there or he could choose to grow old and finish his life on Earth.

Chase: 1:41:50

I kept thinking he was fucking Jack Nicholson. I kept thinking he was Jack Nicholson, honestly. Yeah, michael Ironsides, that could have worked and thinking about it he would have been pretty good in that role, that could have worked.

Stew: 1:42:03

What Jack Nicholson, that could have worked. What Jack Nicholson, that could have worked.

Ron: 1:42:05

Sorry, nick Jackolson, there we go, I would have liked his smile better than Michael Ironside's because he's got more of the eye breath.

Ragnar: 1:42:12

You have a thing for his fucking smile. For who, michael?

Ron: 1:42:15

Ironside, michael Ironside. I think it was a little bit overkill.

Ragnar: 1:42:20

I Was Clancy Brown's overkill no.

Ron: 1:42:24

I think Clancy.

Ragnar: 1:42:24

Brown's was actually more. So how was this overkill?

Ron: 1:42:27

I don't know it just for some reason when I was watching it, because of course it was on YouTube- we had to watch the theatrical cut on YouTube.

Movie Trailer: 1:42:31

What was up with the bird?

Ron: 1:42:32

bitches, bird bitches. Oh, you're talking about the. Oh, you're talking about the.

Stew: 1:42:38

It kind of reminded me of another movie.

Ron: 1:42:39

Didn't it remind you of Back to the Future, or something?

Stew: 1:42:40

like that A little bit. No, the bird bitches reminded me of flying monkeys from Wizard of Oz.

Chase: 1:42:44

Yes, it did.

Stew: 1:42:45

All right, the hoverboards reminded me of Back to the Future.

Chase: 1:42:47

And it was like a really weird stance on the hoverboard too.

Ragnar: 1:42:50

Yeah, it was like the Green Goblins.

Ron: 1:42:53

Yeah, oh yes, that's a good comparison, but it was so narrow it just felt fucking odd.

Movie Trailer: 1:42:59

And one of Flying around in circles in the center of town.

Ron: 1:43:03

Yeah, but it just showed random things he's like and he's sticking his tongue out and stuff like that.

Stew: 1:43:09

They were fucking psychotic.

Movie Trailer: 1:43:12

They were insane. Insane in the main brain.

Stew: 1:43:15

It was fucking weird. They got no brain. He just didn't have a brain.

Ron: 1:43:18

What was the year that this took place?

Stew: 1:43:21

24. Yeah, I want to say it was this year it was.

Chase: 1:43:26

Wow what a great time to be doing this episode. I'm really glad that it was a lot. It's not like that right now. Yeah, fucking, 97% humidity all the time, never raining.

Ragnar: 1:43:36

I'd have blown my brains out no sun, no moon, no clouds, no rain.

Stew: 1:43:44

They were smart about the way they're saying well, we couldn't advance technology, so we had to be stuck with the same cars, and so they're like all right, we're not going to go and blow a fucking massive budget by designing all these futuristic fucking shit and stuff like that. So fuck it. Everything has to stay the same, or else the shield's not going to work.

Ron: 1:44:01

Okay, All right, that's a good hand waving.

Stew: 1:44:04

I'm okay with that, but this is a question I have to ask.

Ron: 1:44:06

When one of them got their fucking head chopped off by the wheels of the train, I was like why did McCloud get the power?

Stew: 1:44:12

Because he technically no, no no, it doesn't matter how the head is beheaded, it's the fault.

Chase: 1:44:23

It's the closeness of an immortal to the quickening. No, you have to be at fault for it.

Ron: 1:44:26

No, no, no. They have to be in a duel.

Stew: 1:44:28

No, they don't. They address it in the show and stuff like that. So, there's certain rules.

Chase: 1:44:32

Okay, then I missed that. There's certain rules that apply. Whatever it is, the magic knows.

Stew: 1:44:36

So if an immortal loses head, quickening happens. If there's an immortal nearby, they get the quickening. There's been times where there's been multiple immortals nearby and they split the quickening and shit like that. There have been times where multiple battles and duels are going on and they simultaneously win and they end up sharing both quickenings.

Ron: 1:45:05

How far did you watch the series?

Stew: 1:45:07

I've seen the whole fucking series.

Ron: 1:45:09

I know you've seen it. I've seen episodes here and there. I am a goddamn completionist. Okay, he doesn't like to edge very much Before we do this episode.

Stew: 1:45:19

I want goddamn deliverable goods. Okay, I am busting my load fully and completely. Okay, I am busting my load fully and completely. Okay, I come prepared somewhat, because I don't have any fucking notes.

Ron: 1:45:33

You never come with notes anymore. I think the last time you did notes was like Evil Dead, which is like our fourth or fifth episode.

Stew: 1:45:38

And then I decided to be me All right and just pull shit from my fucking memory.

Movie Trailer: 1:45:42

Pull shit from your ass.

Stew: 1:45:43

Yes, all right, either way it smells just as good. Well, I don't know. You're sitting next to me too, schmack dookie. So they have certain rules and shit like that. So the fact that he didn't take the head directly himself didn't matter. The fact that he was the closest immortal at the time implied that he thereby got the quickening. Yeah, all right. And there's other types of quickening too. There's good quickenings, evil quickenings or, sorry, dark quickenings.

Ron: 1:46:14

Is this more from the series too?

Stew: 1:46:15

Yeah, okay.

Ron: 1:46:16

Because the series has nothing to do. The series doesn't say anything about the second movie at all.

Stew: 1:46:21

No, no so when it comes to actually the first and the second movie, they say a lot of the other shit happens. This is like a parallel universe, this is an alternate universe. So this way they could kind of get away with certain things being canon, certain things being non-canon, um, and not necessarily acknowledging everything that happened a hundred percent, verbatim, um, and they even said in the movie they didn't say in the movies, but the creators said they, they treat each movie as if it's its own separate universe also, where we can pick and choose what is true, what isn't true, um, without disrespecting what came before us. So I was like, okay, I'm all right with that. Uh, at least they're trying to come up with their own, their own shit without shitting all over what came before you. Yeah, so they have this idea. Then mcleod was perfectly happy, just living out the rest of his fucking life dying and dying and shit like that. Uh, then ironside's character was like, well, bullshit, that ain't fucking happening.

Ragnar: 1:47:28

Well, because he didn't trust that he was going to stay there, because when they sent him off, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kill your liver. You don't fucking tell me what to do.

Dawn Brody: 1:47:47

You don't tell me what to do, I'm just encouraging you. Eat my mama, no.

Ron: 1:47:53

This is a fun show. I'm fucking loving this. This is fun.

Stew: 1:47:58

So you're kind of like our twin baby, where we all fucking we're all your daddy. We all jerked off into this.

Ron: 1:48:04

God damn, we're going through every single bottle here.

Stew: 1:48:07

Another new one? Alright, I haven't tried Crown.

Gute: 1:48:10

Royal Black. I'm looking forward to this. You're welcome. This is in reference to the first movie, because the bad guy figured it was black, so the crown worked out.

Ron: 1:48:18

It went real deep for that one, the only one.

Stew: 1:48:21

Bergen was black Maybe. He one Bergen was black.

Ragnar: 1:48:26

Maybe he's a light skinned black dude.

Ron: 1:48:29

We got two, five and ten are the only ones we haven't done yet Two, five and ten. Okay, allort Highlands Distilling and Pomegranate shit.

Stew: 1:48:37

Let's see what this is like.

Movie Trailer: 1:48:39

I'm not a fan of the straight crown.

Ron: 1:48:42

He's not very black. So what is the difference between this one and rather crown royal? I mean, is there like the oh party foul?

Chase: 1:48:49

So who's going to see the Empire Strips back?

Ragnar: 1:48:52

I actually want to see that. I can't. She's going to be out of town. She's going to be on a cruise.

Chase: 1:48:56

Did you want to see that, though. Just take the kids with you, it's fine.

Movie Trailer: 1:49:00

Yeah, I said that to you Kiddies.

Chase: 1:49:05

Twilight titties.

Gute: 1:49:07

How long was the wait list?

Ragnar: 1:49:09

So the wait list is just to get notified of when the tickets go on sale. Okay, when I saw wait list, I thought like fucking, the tickets are already gone, yeah, fuck. And like if somebody bows out, but no, the tickets don't go on sale until the 11th Gotcha.

Chase: 1:49:25

So the wait list is just to get notified for it. For those of you who are listening and have no idea what we're talking about, there is a special event strip show all about.

Ragnar: 1:49:33

Star Wars Burlesque sorry.

Stew: 1:49:34

It's a Star Wars Burlesque show. The Empire Strips Back. I believe it's called yeah.

Chase: 1:49:38

The Galaxy's Sexiest Show is what it says. It looked amazing. It honestly does Alright, cheers guys Clinkly clinkly, cheers Clinkly clinkly.

Movie Trailer: 1:49:52

It's different.

Stew: 1:50:00

I will say it's better than regular crown.

Chase: 1:50:02

It is.

Stew: 1:50:04

You never been to a crown. I'm not straight better than regular. Crown, it is, it's better than regular Crown.

Ron: 1:50:05

You've never been to a Crown Royal.

Stew: 1:50:05

Fountain.

Movie Trailer: 1:50:06

I'm not straight.

Stew: 1:50:07

Everybody likes Crown Apple, I like Crown Red Bull.

Chase: 1:50:08

Yeah because Crown Apple is delicious Crown.

Ron: 1:50:10

Red Bull is fucking delicious. Crown Apple, apparently, is a popularity on that one. Yeah Well, at least it's something different.

Stew: 1:50:17

Absolutely.

Ragnar: 1:50:25

So, like I was saying, and like I was going off of what you said with it, mcleod is perfectly fine with staying on Earth and dying, you know, because?

Ron: 1:50:33

Well, he's had a long life and a lot of.

Ragnar: 1:50:35

Well, what his original plan was, if you remember, was to go back to Zeist when he wins everything. You know, back to zeist when he wins everything. Yeah, you know, but I think with um, him being around so fucking long and, uh, getting getting to actually know humanity, he wanted to stick around. So when they came up with the fucking dome idea, because the ozone layer is shit, the bed um, which was a big fucking threat at that time yeah, so he stuck

Ron: 1:51:09

around only recently just started actually healing. The problem I have with this movie, though, is that the when uh ramirez and uh cloud were on the planet and he said they were going to go back and everything else, and I, because they- never say they're going back at the exact same time.

Stew: 1:51:25

So Ramirez could have been dropped 2,000 years before Connors dropped in the 1500s, when he dies.

Chase: 1:51:33

They never say when all the yeah, but the agreement to do it happens at the same time.

Stew: 1:51:36

Yeah, but the agreement to do it happens at the same time, but it doesn't say when. Each one of their souls, their bodies or whatever is being yeah, but did Kierkegaard?

Ron: 1:51:47

It doesn't say that they're dropped. At the same time Did Kurgan kill Ramirez.

Chase: 1:51:49

There is no movie embossing, say, is what we did to this movie. That's what happens Did.

Ron: 1:51:53

Kurgan kill Ramirez. And then he says that if you call my name, that I will come back and I'll always be there to help you. Yes, that I found was stupid. Why?

Stew: 1:52:03

It was the only way they could to bring back Sean Connery's character. It was the only fucking way.

Ron: 1:52:09

Do you feel it was a stupid way of bringing him back? What other way could they have brought him back? Should have never brought him back in the first place. He died, it's.

Movie Trailer: 1:52:15

Sean Connery Fuck you, it's Sean.

Ron: 1:52:16

Connery.

Chase: 1:52:17

That doesn't fuck you. God damn it how he was liked, more than the star of the show.

Ron: 1:52:23

They could have brought a different character, or they could have made a different character. I'm sorry Does that mean, immortals can always be brought back.

Stew: 1:52:30

Yes, why not? If they used the power of the quickening to call upon another one and you chose to use your magic life force, then I don't know If it was his first mentor.

Gute: 1:52:41

why?

Ron: 1:52:41

not come back. It was fucking stupid. Why not If I don't know?

Gute: 1:52:43

If he was his first mentor, why not come back? It was fucking stupid. Why not? If it was his first mentor, he goes back to him.

Ron: 1:52:47

I'm sure that other had mentors and everything else and you never heard of them coming back.

Ragnar: 1:52:51

Well, maybe they never heard about a lot of other fucking immortals either.

Movie Trailer: 1:52:55

I understand it was a way to bring him back for the series.

Ron: 1:53:00

A lot of the fan base fucking hated it. It was like because it completely erased all the fucking history of the first one, especially making them aliens no, so it erased the entire first one, but not fully.

Ragnar: 1:53:10

I'm not saying the movie is fucking good, because it's not no, it's horrible yeah, but it didn't erase all of the first one, because if it did, then you wouldn't have fucking ramirez come back as Ramirez in his same garb as you did in the first one.

Ron: 1:53:28

Did he talk about Heather in the second one? Briefly, did he talk about Heather?

Gute: 1:53:32

No, not yet. No.

Ron: 1:53:34

I was just curious. I'm trying to remember if he actually brought him back or talked about him in the movie.

Stew: 1:53:39

Talked about her.

Ragnar: 1:53:39

Talked about him. Now it's fucking strange. I think he references Jesus yeah on him. Now it's fucking. He references Jesus yeah.

Movie Trailer: 1:53:45

Heather was the one that he married after what movies do you watch?

Ron: 1:53:50

No, he watches the bootleg version.

Stew: 1:53:53

There's a lot of names floating in my head right now from all the binging that I've done.

Ron: 1:53:57

I remember he talked about a different wife in the second movie. He didn't talk about Heather. Did he talk about Heather? Which one was Heather again?

Movie Trailer: 1:54:06

Heather was the first wife. Heather was the first wife.

Stew: 1:54:08

The one back in Scotland.

Movie Trailer: 1:54:09

Yes, yes.

Stew: 1:54:09

Yes, the one that grew old. Yes, he did reference, you know, I believe in the second one. He did reference her, all right, and he did talk about Sarah, how she died in a car accident in Scotland and shit like that, when he brought her back, that's what I'm trying to remember, why he doesn't have a kid. That's what implied and explained where she's at.

Stew: 1:54:31

Well, ramirez said that immortals cannot have children, but by gaining the prize the ability to grow old, you can have kids, you can do everything as a normal being would be able to, um, and which is what you see in the last one, I don't know where the fuck we were. You asked about heather and then we explained that what we're doing before we were talking about michael ironside.

Ragnar: 1:54:56

Ironside was amazing yeah, um how you hate his smile.

Ron: 1:55:02

Yes, all right, this is the thing I remember. You said you wanted to bring up the whole idea why you would change our minds, about why we both thought of this movie. I'm curious. I'm curiosity with this.

Ragnar: 1:55:12

Your curiosity with this. What the fuck kind of.

Ron: 1:55:14

English, was that? So what would your?

Stew: 1:55:17

idea For a sequel be Based on how Highlander the original ended and he won. There's no other immortals, everything like that. How would you do a sequel If they decided to do a fucking sequel? How would you do a sequel Without disrespecting the source material? That's why you raised your hand. I have to think about that one.

Chase: 1:55:40

So I would do a planet alignment, a reawakening of the quickening, and various other immortals had been chosen and the game began again. Because he has been living in such a mortal manifestation for 25 years. That sounds like a good nifty number. Fuck it, let's go from there, just restart the game and giving him the option to reenter the game, if you will, through some kind of a blah blah, blah.

Stew: 1:56:14

How often would this planet alignment occur? Because that means it was every 100 years, every 25 years, every 200 years.

Chase: 1:56:24

Welcome to Highlander. Where nothing matters, he's gone through multiple rebirths.

Stew: 1:56:29

I'm just trying to pick apart the problems in your idea, potentially.

Ron: 1:56:35

I will add to your idea. I will add to your idea. I think what would be a good sequel is actually having all the immortals that are, because there's good immortals and there's bad immortals.

Stew: 1:56:44

Once again, there's no immortals left at the end of one In a metal dome. There's no immortals left when they fight each other. No, that's what I'm saying. Welcome to the fire dome.

Ron: 1:56:50

Mitch. That's actually what I'm talking about. Like a battle between the evil and the good immortals.

Stew: 1:57:05

Once again, there is no immortals. A new batch of Immortals, which means none of them have any real-world experience, which means Connor McCloud automatically has the OP power.

Chase: 1:57:10

What I see by that. They don't have centuries worth of training this happens and it goes for another 50 to 100 years or whatever, and you kind of zoom fast forward and you're starting to see some of these Immortals starting to get more power andals starting to, you know, get popular, get more power. And he's seeing the, the power balance tip. My daughter then he's encouraged to read to join back.

Ron: 1:57:33

Okay, see what I mean. I I seriously think like a battle that works better right off the bat like easy all the evil immortals are are reincarnated and all the good immortals are reincarnated, and it's a battle of good versus evil, basically I'll tell you what in a battlefield.

Chase: 1:57:49

I'll tell you what I think that would be.

Stew: 1:57:52

It would be like another event, like you know, the quick or what's called the uh but if they're gathering they brought them all back then you're looking at another millennia's worth of shit.

Ron: 1:58:01

That's what I'm saying. It's a huge battle. I think that would be a great thing, but, that's not how the gathering works.

Stew: 1:58:07

The gathering works only when there's a handful.

Ron: 1:58:09

That's what I'm saying. I'm not calling it a gathering, I'm calling it a new event.

Chase: 1:58:12

One of the what would be the chosen, the really good, very incorruptible, has to come to him and bring this issue to his knowledge and start going through why he thinks he should enter back in, only to realize that the only way for McCloud to enter back into his immortality is to quicken off of that person that is donating their life.

Stew: 1:58:38

And he has this huge moral conundrum Even better Fits with the whole Highlander story, sort of the way the conund that happens with Duncan and Connor.

Chase: 1:58:46

Exactly.

Ragnar: 1:58:48

It's perfect what happens in the second one.

Chase: 1:58:50

Yeah, it sticks with the fucking equation.

Ragnar: 1:58:54

It's a mishmash of all of them.

Ron: 1:58:56

All the sequels, Well that's why I say when you think of all the evil, characters Except yours, except yours. Mine is just Yours is weird. No, I think I'm Okay. What I'm talking about, I'm not talking about Is it any weirder than Zyzee's I'm talking about?

Ragnar: 1:59:08

bringing back every single immortal that has ever been around.

Ron: 1:59:12

Yes, and bringing them all to one area, a total reset. Yes, okay, it wouldn't be called the gathering, it would be called something else Like the together, the barbecue magic gathering the barbecue, hanging out of the barbecue, oh you know, you know

Ragnar: 1:59:29

it'd be a good rule, though, is the cookout the cookout? There we go.

Ron: 1:59:32

They're not about really no, but I think that would be really cool and everybody's cooking, yeah and if your food doesn't match up.

Ragnar: 1:59:41

It. It's a tailgate. No, it's a tailgate.

Ron: 1:59:48

It's a tailgate party, basically.

Gute: 1:59:49

Multiverse of chaos and everybody will fucking go see it. There you go.

Stew: 1:59:55

Like the moon's aligning or something. You have your ideas, goot, I haven't heard your idea yet.

Gute: 2:00:01

I've been pondering I have no fucking idea, just have a comet hit earth, it's a hard thing to.

Stew: 2:00:09

They paint themselves in a fucking corner, exactly. It is very hard to get out of that corner to unfuck this.

Gute: 2:00:17

You have to have whatever cosmic power I play in this universe, come in and say the rules have changed.

Stew: 2:00:23

I want to rematch, reset everything okay that then you're implying that there's two overarching big, bad or big entities not bads, but entities that are using the immortals as chess pieces.

Gute: 2:00:42

Pretty much okay whatever greater power, whatever the fuck is at play here, they're always using them as chess pieces say. When highlander wins again, he realizes what the fuck is going on. Go fight them.

Stew: 2:00:53

I'm glad that's what that'd be, all right, that's that that actually dig that idea right there. But also in my mind, if you had two powerful entities that are using us as chess pieces, um or immortals I don't mean us mortals as chess pieces um, or immortals, I don't mean us, yeah, mortals. That chess piece is how op these fucking entities must be to create these beings. It'd be a an ant trying to fight a human.

Gute: 2:01:22

um, it's not gonna be very effective an ant fighting a human, the analogy brother, the analogy giant ant a giant so think of simple part come on, sorry think of like honey.

Stew: 2:01:36

I shrunk the kids yes, like that, uh, sure, sure, that's exactly what I was going for. Yeah, 100. Yeah, my point is, they tried something different after being painted into a fucking you know what my problem is.

Chase: 2:01:50

You respect this movie. I respect corner.

Stew: 2:01:51

You know what my problem is. Do you respect this movie? I respect their effort.

Chase: 2:01:53

You know what my problem is. I respect their effort.

Stew: 2:01:55

It failed.

Chase: 2:01:56

It absolutely fucking failed. Stu, stu, you know what my problem is. Hollywood came up with that and put it into production, yes, and we, in the span of five to ten minutes, created two better plot devices that would have accelerated the entire franchise. But, we as consumers that actually know what the people we as consumers.

Stew: 2:02:19

We as in the consumers that have existed for the past Eight seven six five four three, two, one Kill your liver.

Movie Trailer: 2:02:33

You're not my real mom. Don't tell me what to do. Get out of the tank.

Chase: 2:02:39

You're not my dad. I'm more than your mom, but I've met your mom. She's really nice.

Movie Trailer: 2:02:43

Give us another, different one Eight, elijah Craig.

Movie Trailer: 2:02:48

Elijah.

Ragnar: 2:02:49

Elijah Craig.

Ron: 2:02:54

A repeat. Elijah, this is a fun show, so I think in the last hour I'm thinking about changing it to a there is a last hour.

Stew: 2:03:00

We don't know what the last hour is going to be you want to change it to 10 minutes at some point alright, we're on the second movie. How many times have you drunk? You can't even stay with the fucking movie there is time left.

Ron: 2:03:13

How many shots have you had so?

Ragnar: 2:03:14

far.

Ron: 2:03:17

You've had five shots and you're still in the game. See, and you don't sound drunk. He's in the game. Ea Sports.

Stew: 2:03:24

So they tried something, but we, as consumers, we still ate this up enough really for them to say really dude, we are going to go ahead wow, I was burping on the second movie.

Ragnar: 2:03:40

It was a commentary no, that's fucking rude as shit, dude we're gonna green light a series.

Stew: 2:03:46

We're gonna green light a third movie, we're gonna. We, as consumers, still continue to eat up as much dog shit as this film was.

Gute: 2:03:54

This was a box office disaster.

Stew: 2:03:57

But it still fucking allowed more shit to happen.

Gute: 2:04:00

I know right, it's sad to see.

Ron: 2:04:02

Okay, but see, I have a thing on the third movie. When we get to the third movie, the reason what? There's a funny title and I'll talk about it when we get to the third movie, because I think the second movie it really affected the fan base and the fan base were like outraged. It's like what the fuck was this piece of shit? Like seriously, what? What fucking aliens? That's not, I'm sorry, I I disagree with the whole aliens it makes as much sense as anything else.

Stew: 2:04:26

We just threw up on the fucking wall, not really as much sense, much sense, I don't know.

Ron: 2:04:31

I don't agree with it. All right guys, cheers everybody. 200th episode.

Movie Trailer: 2:04:43

Very nice.

Stew: 2:04:45

You all right Wrong hole.

Group: 2:04:47

It's never the wrong hole baby, I was just about to say the same thing On me. It is no it's not.

Ragnar: 2:04:50

Yes, it is is, no, it's not.

Movie Trailer: 2:04:51

Yes, it is I like when they fight back, I'm not pushing back, I'm pushing forward.

Ragnar: 2:04:55

Don't worry, I'm running.

Stew: 2:04:59

Look at us. Neither one of us can run. Alright, I do get run asshole.

Ragnar: 2:05:04

My knees may give out, but I'm still running.

Stew: 2:05:09

A Navy man never ran from another.

Ron: 2:05:12

Holy fucking shit do you, do you feel like, um, what did you think of ramirez coming back, though, especially?

Stew: 2:05:20

that was fun.

Ron: 2:05:22

That was fun, ramirez doing that whole thing, sacrificing his life to, because you're, you know, you got this holding, holding the fucking whatever you talking about, obi-wan, oh sorry. Technically, that's a good comparison.

Stew: 2:05:35

I mean seriously. He managed to focus all of his life, essence and force into one moment in time, and one. He gave Connor the chance to escape and win everything.

Ron: 2:05:51

Well, he said himself on the planet, saying that if you ever need me, zeist, there you go. Good, I said it right.

Chase: 2:06:00

So here's the thing he took his Highlander katana, shoved it in the ground and then did his thing.

Stew: 2:06:08

And then, out of nowhere, what vibration was that I did hear a vibration, not my phone, definitely not mine mine, didn't light up mine's turned off and mine is not even here, so it's not mine.

Ron: 2:06:20

It's something on the table a vibration.

Stew: 2:06:22

It's not mine. It is not mine.

Chase: 2:06:24

No notifications at all my last ones are 146. It's 259. Wrap me up, I don't know it was on the table.

Ron: 2:06:36

Yeah, it was on the table. Mine's in my pocket, so anyone.

Stew: 2:06:40

Y'all is welcome to call my phone right now and I will show it was not mine. I know you keep saying it's on the table. All right, my phone is on the table, correct, but you are welcome on my screen call my phone and you'll see there is no vibration coming from notifications. I have a completely silence.

Ron: 2:06:57

I guess nobody gets a punishment on this one.

Stew: 2:06:59

See right here. Sorry, that was not, definitely for not mine.

Ron: 2:07:05

I'm holding mine, so it's not mine.

Stew: 2:07:08

Go ahead and call it again here. Call it again, see if you feel a vibration. Yes, I do. Okay, I'll take it. I'll take it. Oh, I didn't turn off the mic. Okay, 100%, it was 100%, mate. All right, I take it. I didn't get a notification of anything. That's weird. That is weird, because I knew it was on the table because mine's in my pocket, but here's the only thing I have right here is I have a thing downloading your porn notification.

Ron: 2:07:42

No, it's TV. You best keep it in your pocket.

Stew: 2:07:45

No, I appreciate it, snow. Thank you very much. I leave it on there, like I do every fucking show all right, go ahead and pass the wheel yeah, no, I will absolutely do the punishment shot. It might be my. Both parents are saying it's bottoming out. Possibly I'm about to die.

Ron: 2:08:05

It's crazy we haven't had a disqualification yet that's what I'm saying.

Sean Connery: 2:08:08

You go every 10 minutes, it's because it's every 15 minutes.

Ron: 2:08:11

right now I'm thinking about changing it to 10 minutes after our second hour.

Chase: 2:08:15

No, no, there you go what you got.

Ron: 2:08:25

Oh, you got a good one and you were complaining that it wasn't.

Stew: 2:08:29

No, honestly, because the only notification I have is a download, downloaded thing.

Ron: 2:08:32

There was technically two of them, when you think about it. No, that one was the third one. I thought the third one was the test. Okay, I thought the third one was the test.

Stew: 2:08:39

Okay, then I'm wrong. All right, it was during a discussion period, just figure it out. All right, and I took it.

Ron: 2:08:45

All right, yeah, if I had two, I would have had two shots. I know it. Everybody would have gone for it in a fucking heartbeat.

Ragnar: 2:08:51

No. If you had a righteous one, yes, but if somebody's calling you to check it, no.

Ron: 2:08:56

Shit, I need to mute my computer.

Chase: 2:08:57

Every time somebody uses that word I just think of I'm not taking a fucking chance. What's his name from Finding Nemo Righteous? Righteous.

Movie Trailer: 2:09:05

Oh fucking.

Gute: 2:09:05

Probably.

Stew: 2:09:06

Crush.

Movie Trailer: 2:09:07

Yeah, crush.

Stew: 2:09:09

Which is a somewhat accurate representation of sea turtles, because they do like to eat something that gives them a high. Yes, there you go. So that is an accurate representation of sea turtles. They are fucking always stoned.

Chase: 2:09:23

Yeah, but so are dolphins. They fuck around with puffer fish until they get them stoned.

Ron: 2:09:26

Is that why they did the whole Finding Nemo thing, where it looked like he was a stoner surfer dude?

Stew: 2:09:30

I'm glad you're just now joining the conversation that we've been having for the past 60 seconds.

Ragnar: 2:09:34

Adults are mean, no Mean, horny rapists.

Ron: 2:09:38

You didn't talk about Finding Nemo.

Stew: 2:09:39

That's what we were talking about. Crush the entire fucking time I was turning my volume down on my computer.

Ron: 2:09:43

I wasn't listening, I had my shit on.

Ragnar: 2:09:45

Oh my God yeah, that's true, I probably don't nope, you just went came in from outside.

Stew: 2:09:58

The saw has arrived there was some great corny jokes. Yes, some great dad jokes. Yeah, all right, put smiles on your face when you saw him. You, you can't deny that. All right, like the, the buddiness between Ramirez and Ramirez and McLeod.

Chase: 2:10:17

Mcleod was great to see the favorite dynamic when they were comparing no when, when Ramirez goes shopping. That was kind of funny, yes, and pulling out his fucking little earring like a pirate, which is hilarious for his shit, which is hilarious because in the last five years the value of pearls has just fucking plummeted.

Ragnar: 2:10:35

So that would not carry over anymore. Yes, yeah, it would. Oh, nowadays, yeah it wouldn't carry over. But yeah at that time, 100%.

Chase: 2:10:45

He was like I would like it in three hours.

Ragnar: 2:10:48

We gotta figure too that fucking pearl was probably what Gigantic and old 500 years old.

Chase: 2:10:56

Yeah, let's just say that that was probably a $16,000 fucking piece of jewelry.

Gute: 2:11:01

Yes.

Chase: 2:11:01

And you're just like. You know what I understand. Got it.

Stew: 2:11:04

We will make this shit happen All right, and then they're smoking a stogie and shit like that, while it's fucking going on. Yes there smoking a stogie and shit like that, while it's fucking going on.

Ron: 2:11:13

Yes, all right, the whole thing is just, it's fun. Would you call this? Yes, I have to ask you this. Would you call this stupid fun?

Stew: 2:11:18

no, not stupid fun, okay, it's just enjoyable. It's like, okay, yeah, so you do find this enjoyable yes, now which do you enjoy?

Ron: 2:11:26

the theatrical cut or the renegade edition?

Stew: 2:11:28

the theatrical cut, the renegade edition. It was too choppy feeling to me.

Ron: 2:11:34

It was a jumbled mess.

Stew: 2:11:34

Yes, they were trying to get rid of the idea of aliens, yeah, while still having it there and include all the other shit in which left too much chopped up. It didn't fit right. I'm like, okay, yes, okay, you made them aliens. All right, we got to fucking live with that now. That's it didn't fit right. Yeah, I'm like, okay, yes, okay, you made them aliens, all right, we gotta gotta fucking live with that. Now that's what it is. You can't, with what they shot, you can't erase that effectively, right, all right. It made the film even worse by trying to erase the idea of aliens than just leaving it alone, all right, saying no, we don't acknowledge the aliens anymore, fuck it all right, um it.

Ron: 2:12:12

What was it like a distant, uh time and earth on earth, or something like that, like past or yeah, a very ancient, technologically advanced, uh, human race, um yeah, and everything like that.

Stew: 2:12:24

So it's just like no, no, fuck this no, it didn't work.

Ron: 2:12:26

They tried to, they tried to do it for the fans and I think the the director actually pulled it and got himself editing to it to try and make it his vision, but it still did not work.

Stew: 2:12:35

I don't think it was his vision, no. I think he was responding to the backlash. He's like oh, oh shit, fuck, no, no, oh yeah, fuck, no, no, no, they're not aliens. No, no, 100%, I'm on board.

Ron: 2:12:46

No, that's not what I read no, that's not what I read. I read that actually that the screenwriters and the producers. Do you think he's going to admit that? I mean technically, he doesn't have to. Exactly. Because he does disown the film, but he also the final cut of the film, the theatrical cut of the film. It was god awful and he actually.

Group: 2:13:05

The director shot those scenes no, but he watched the first 10 minutes in the theater.

Ron: 2:13:08

Those scenes, no, but he watched the first ten minutes in the theater. I remember reading about this. He watched the first ten minutes in the theater and he walked out because he was just so unhappy.

Stew: 2:13:13

The director was there while they shot those scenes yeah, that's my problem. The director knew about the whole fucking thing from beginning.

Chase: 2:13:20

At some point he said man, this is gonna be a great idea.

Stew: 2:13:23

Yes, he's like alright roll with it.

Chase: 2:13:25

So you don't think he was honest about it. Basically no okay, I think you see that, yeah, I can see that all right.

Stew: 2:13:31

It isn't like um, he added, went back and added scenes to change the stuff because they wouldn't let him shoot stuff. No, it was he chose to shoot all these scenes. He chose to allow them to continue to be aliens yeah he chose all this shit and allowed it, and then he would say oh, oh, no, director's cut, we're only going to remove shit about aliens, all right, no, that's not how it works.

Chase: 2:13:56

Either way, it shit the bed and at some point multiple people said this was a great idea.

Group: 2:14:01

And most director's cuts are longer than theatrical cut right, yeah, because they're adding in scenes that a director wanted.

Stew: 2:14:07

but then got taken out.

Ron: 2:14:08

This one is taken out, but you will admit the fighting sequences in this, because the fighting sequence between Kurgan and McCloud in the first movie at the end I think it was a great fighting sequence, especially with the camera kindly panning back and left and right watching the scene. It was actually beautiful in my opinion. With the background, with the blues and everything, this one didn't really have any good fighting sequences.

Chase: 2:14:28

Their overuse of sparks was ridiculous in every fucking movie. Well, it adds to the fucking effect.

Ron: 2:14:34

I mean, I didn't have an issue with it. To tell you the truth, they're trying to make it like you know fucking Star Wars lightsabers going against each other yeah but when you're taking a blade and running it across, just a railing

Ragnar: 2:14:47

and you're going to cause sparks like that?

Ron: 2:14:49

That's not going to happen.

Movie Trailer: 2:14:58

That was in the third one, wasn't it when you were in all of them?

Ron: 2:15:03

okay, yeah, every single one, it was even the tv show I'm actually looking forward to talking about the third one when it comes up to that one. Actually, that's the next one. Uh, we're getting close to our next drink, actually, jesus christ are we?

Stew: 2:15:12

yeah, we have 90 seconds okay, so you have to admit there was, there was scenes, especially between ramirez and mcleod, that made you guys smile, right yeah, no none yes none of the yeah, I watched them like they're trying so hard. It didn't just seem like just the joy that I could tell that Sean Connery was having the only joy 112.

Ron: 2:15:37

That was my joy.

Chase: 2:15:38

You're going to count that little scratch right there, Exactly no but the joy was Ramirez was having a good time.

Stew: 2:15:44

He was always happy he was like in a great mood, the whole scene when they're arguing about Connor being a smartass and shit like that. That I enjoyed. I didn't mind that, which means there are parts of this movie that are enjoyable.

Ron: 2:15:58

I already said that I enjoyed that scene.

Stew: 2:16:01

That's what I'm focusing on. I'm focusing on the joy that actually came from this. That's what I'm focusing on right now.

Stew: 2:16:08

It's kind of fucking weird that we did the pilot reviews now, because now it looks like things can change, which is why I was like I'm going to be targeting certain shit right here, because as shitty of a film as it was and it was a shitty film I absolutely will admit it was a shitty fucking film. Yeah, they tried, though. They fucking tried. They failed, but they fucking tried. I'd much rather have a movie fucking try and fail than a movie just phone it in. I am much more impressed.

Ron: 2:16:37

Nine eight, seven, six, five, four three, two, one. What do we got here? What do we got here? What do we got here? Hopefully something different.

Chase: 2:16:52

Probably alcohol.

Gute: 2:16:54

I fucking hope Number five, pick number five, come on. Number five, number fucking eight Eliza Craig Again.

Ron: 2:17:01

All right, I think that's the winner right there so far.

Stew: 2:17:05

No, I think this is only the second round.

Movie Trailer: 2:17:09

You had a separate shot. I had an extra shot of that one.

Ron: 2:17:11

This is only the second time it's popped up round-wise, yours was Highland Park. Yeah, that was your extra one. Thank, you. Alright, let's go ahead and take this drink and then we're going to go ahead and take our next break Might as well go ahead and pause or stop the timer. Let's go ahead, let's make a vote, because we'll have another one as soon as we start. Let's make a vote. Should we change it to 10 minutes? Sure, alright, then I'm going to make it a 10 minute timer.

Chase: 2:17:38

No, no, no, no, no, I do my vote.

Stew: 2:17:43

Alright, we're doing it. Nobody else fucking voted you prick, I vote for 10 minutes. I mean OGs.

Ragnar: 2:17:51

Guess what I think about that.

Ron: 2:17:53

All right, no Vote for 10 minutes. Aye, aye.

Stew: 2:17:57

By the way, this isn't a punishment vote, by the way. All right, we fail. The failing side loses.

Movie Trailer: 2:18:08

My segment's going to be fucked.

Stew: 2:18:11

I can't see what is going on here so.

Ragnar: 2:18:16

He has major spillage.

Gute: 2:18:17

What the?

Ron: 2:18:17

fuck. Oh my God, you spilled on your phone. Your phone is soaked.

Stew: 2:18:22

Joe, you had to lick that off your phone. He spilled it everywhere.

Ragnar: 2:18:25

Oh, how much that's a party foul. That means, how much, if it's a lot, that's a party foul. That's a party foul.

Stew: 2:18:34

We've done driblets, but we're cleaning them up. If it's a lot, that's a party foul.

Movie Trailer: 2:18:39

That means two.

Stew: 2:18:41

Alright, so spin the wheel. Bye Chase.

Ron: 2:18:48

Hey, the pizza might soak up the alcohol. You want to vote for 10? Aye, aye, aye.

Chase: 2:18:54

Nay.

Gute: 2:18:57

That's three there's only 10 minutes left.

Stew: 2:19:00

Aye, yes, that's what he's saying All right then, I'll go get a new timer.

Dawn Brody: 2:19:04

Yeah, because y'all are never going to get down to the bare minimum.

Stew: 2:19:07

Oh, we will. It'll be a fucking nine-hour episode.

Ron: 2:19:10

It shows that we're all professional drinkers here. Cheers. Except for the one.

Stew: 2:19:18

That's a professional right there. Chase needs to spend.

Chase: 2:19:21

That's what I just did. There's another, elijah.

Stew: 2:19:25

Very nice. At least you're getting nice stuff.

Ron: 2:19:28

You're getting good stuff, all right.

Chase: 2:19:30

I get the feeling I'm having out after that though All right stuff You're getting good stuff All right, I get the feeling I'm coming out after that though.

Ron: 2:19:34

All right, guys, we're going to take our break, we'll be right back. All right, we are back with the show and the timer has reset, so let's go ahead and spin the wheel. So now we're doing 10 minutes. Every 10 minutes we are taking a shot, so anyway, we're waiting for you to spin the wheel.

Stew: 2:19:53

He spun the wheel. He got Elijah Craig Remember.

Movie Trailer: 2:19:56

Spicy Booter oh.

Stew: 2:20:03

Oh, now it's Goose Turn.

Ragnar: 2:20:05

Spin the wheel.

Stew: 2:20:07

Now it's Goose Turn.

Gute: 2:20:09

I got serious.

Ragnar: 2:20:14

You did, and then we got to spin for the fucking timer.

Gute: 2:20:19

Yep, jesus Christ.

Chase: 2:20:22

It's a good one. So it is at this moment where we can go ahead and play the clip, because I, if I take another one, it's over, man Well you got one more shot, so you're disqualified.

Ron: 2:20:35

So you can last for 10 minutes after that. So if it comes to the next wheel, then you can be like all right, I'm done.

Chase: 2:20:40

If I take another one, it's over dude.

Ron: 2:20:41

But you're still in for that 10 minutes. You can disqualify yourself after the next wheel.

Ragnar: 2:20:46

No, we need to spin right now. Are you done? He's saying he's done, I'm out, all right, so you're not taking this shot.

Chase: 2:20:51

There can be only one.

Ron: 2:20:53

All right, so here's our first disqualification.

Stew: 2:20:57

He left longer than I thought, absolutely did.

Ragnar: 2:21:00

I'm proud of you.

Ron: 2:21:02

There's the beginning so proud Our first disqualification. So, goop, you get the mic over there, so you're good over here and we'll go ahead and start continuing talking about the second movie. No, because you said you had some more stuff about it.

Stew: 2:21:17

Well, we gotta spin, we gotta do our ten minutes man.

Ron: 2:21:19

Oh, so I gotta do it. Alright, you fucking dick. What the fuck did you do? No, the emoji came up.

Ragnar: 2:21:26

Dude, it landed on ten. You don't need to spit it so fucking hard. I didn't.

Ron: 2:21:31

Really no, the emoji came off.

Movie Trailer: 2:21:33

Dude.

Ron: 2:21:35

I did do that.

Movie Trailer: 2:21:36

You're not pole-starting a fucking chainsaw.

Ron: 2:21:38

All right, well, we're at 10. So what's 10?

Stew: 2:21:40

Hey, it's a truck. Oh, that's a different one Right there, it's a rock. That's a truck, it's a rock.

Gute: 2:21:51

I'm so drunk I'll read all the way over again 40 and slip. You're the bartender, you're the fucking bartender.

Ragnar: 2:21:56

Mixologist baby over here.

Ron: 2:21:56

Hi, it's a new one. At least I don't think I've ever I've never had that either. So uh.

Ragnar: 2:21:58

I have a bottle at this house that Crystal gave me.

Gute: 2:22:01

Chase is a ghost.

Stew: 2:22:02

Well, that's about to change. Who brought that, by the way?

Ron: 2:22:06

I don't know. I didn't know it was clear I thought it was red.

Stew: 2:22:09

The bottle was Was it you?

Ron: 2:22:11

No, I didn't bring that. I think, Crystal did you bring that? The pomegranate? Ciroc, the red bottle right there, did you bring that? God damn that fucking timer's going down already.

Ragnar: 2:22:24

Yeah well, we also fucking spent like five minutes discussing something stupid.

Movie Trailer: 2:22:30

Thank you, and right now, what are you doing?

Ron: 2:22:35

All right guys, Cheers Fuck Yep. It's good. That was tasty, very sweet.

Gute: 2:22:46

Not bad, not bad. Okay, I'm a granite Very sweet, it's not bad.

Stew: 2:22:50

It's fine. Okay, I'm a granite. So we were talking about the smart assness of McCloud, talking about the camaraderie between Ramirez and McCloud.

Ron: 2:23:04

I will say something I did enjoy. When he went from old McCloud to new McCloud and he's just walking in the alleyway with that fucking trench coat and the younger self, I thought that was a good shot right there. That was actually good. I enjoyed that.

Stew: 2:23:19

So once again, they tried something new without dishonoring what came before them. So, looking at it from this light, looking at it that there was individual moments that may have made you smile, individual moments where you're like, okay, I see what they're trying and thinking about it from that lens, does that make this film at least a little bit better than what you initially were thinking about it when you're looking at the whole picture. But when you're dissecting it you're like, okay, all right, there was moments that were there and maybe it's not as shitty as everybody remembers it as no, not at all okay all right, I want you, I want you guys to try to sell me on this.

Stew: 2:24:13

I can't change my mind on it because there wasn't a single point that you smiled, a single moment.

Gute: 2:24:20

No.

Stew: 2:24:21

When they God damn it T.

Ron: 2:24:23

When you say the fucking smile, that kind of, when they no, mainly I'm targeting him. I know, with my future sight. I think his review is going to be like he's trying to pull a Ramirez on you.

Stew: 2:24:41

So not a single moment when they're counting their bullet holes and just talking shit back and forth. Oh, you count that as a scratch. I mean through and through, not a single moment.

Gute: 2:24:51

You're like all right, I shook my head. They're trying so hard. They're trying so hard, so you didn't smile at all. You didn't be able.

Ron: 2:24:58

You were just like looking at this and probably looking at your clock on your watch.

Gute: 2:25:01

Pause it. That was 10 minutes, god damn.

Ragnar: 2:25:04

Felt like two hours.

Ron: 2:25:07

Okay, see, the only thing I can respect about this movie is there's a couple scenes here and there, like the scene I just told you about that shot and the scene between Ramirez and McCloud when they're doing the bullet holes. Other than that, that's it.

Ragnar: 2:25:22

I can't find anything else good about this movie. You didn't like when he came back on stage. Say that again.

Stew: 2:25:26

Ironside, just coming to the boardroom and just wrecking shit, Not really no calling him dickhead or shithead.

Ron: 2:25:31

No, I thought it was too cheap. All right, it didn't work for me. Come on After watching the movie. It didn't work.

Ragnar: 2:25:36

Because he doesn't Just being an asshole it just didn't work.

Ron: 2:25:40

I couldn't go with it. I don't know, I just couldn't go with that from a zero, yes, a zero, that is. Are you really gonna say that that's a show already? Lofty territory. I'm gonna have to fucking bleep that. I'll bleep that, okay, yeah, because that that's, I'm using my foresight, yeah all right, I'm thinking it's a it's it's bad. Yes, I guess you're not gonna go with it, okay, so nothing changes nothing changes all right, all right.

Stew: 2:26:10

I had to cry, had to give it its due effort.

Ron: 2:26:15

All right. Well, we're going to go ahead and go into the third movie Already Multiple, Are we good with?

Movie Trailer: 2:26:21

the second one.

Ron: 2:26:22

We're good, all right. So the third one's got multiple titles. There's the Final Dimension, there's the Sorcerer and there's also the final conflict. There's so many fucking titles for this movie and I don't understand why. I guess because they were trying to see. The thing is, when this movie came out they were trying to completely disregard the second one. The second one was completely like off canon. It was just not a good movie at all. So they wanted to completely redo the story and do a direct sequel to the first movie. I agree with them them doing that and, believe it or not, it's kind of the first time I'm seeing that, because in Hollywood now that's kind of a new trend. That's the trend in Hollywood where they actually disregard the sequels and they make a new sequel Halloween. I think they're planning on doing that with the. They were doing that with the alien movies and stuff like that.

Ragnar: 2:27:07

I believe I think that goes with the director though, yeah, and stuff like that. I believe, yeah, I think that goes with the director, though.

Ron: 2:27:10

Yeah, to the point where they just want to redo the whole fucking story. But the thing about the third, the final dimension and I can understand if you guys picked a title out of those three, which do you think is a better title for this movie? The one I came up with, the Sorcerer, mm-hmm, okay, because the Sorcerer, yeah, that does make sense, with Mario Van Peebles Kane taking over his powers. What do you think, goot and Stu, you got the final conflict and then you got the final dimension. Which the final dimension? I don't even know why that fucking even goes with the movie. What's the whole point of that? When was there another dimension Exactly?

Stew: 2:27:48

I couldn't figure that shit out. They're referencing the fact, like I talked about earlier, where they were saying each one's having its own parallel dimension, yeah, and so like no, this is the final dimension, this is the last one, or?

Ragnar: 2:27:59

you know what it could be like a multiverse to, where there's multiple Highlanders going on. That feature site, you know.

Ron: 2:28:08

So you're saying that the second one was a different dimension and the third one is a new dimension.

Ragnar: 2:28:12

Possibly that would be another thing that's new in Hollywood. No, not a new dimension, not a new dimension, it's the same one as the first. Okay, because here's the thing you got to remember is that this third one it's a direct sequel to the first one.

Ron: 2:28:26

It's a direct sequel to the first one which is funny because it ignores the events of Highlander 2, the Quickening, which did so poorly. That fan rumor was that the film would be entitled Highlander 3, the Apology.

Stew: 2:28:44

I'm sorry it doesn't fucking work, desperation I will say, though it doesn't necessarily ignore the events, because potentially it could have happened in between the time of Highlander 1 and Highlander 2. This could be in between that time and just they never talked about it in Highlander 2.

Ragnar: 2:29:04

9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 5, 1, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. No, we're not doing a 5-second countdown.

Ron: 2:29:15

All right, spin the wheel, here you go.

Gute: 2:29:18

Was that 5 or 10 minutes?

Ron: 2:29:20

10. That was 10 minutes. God damn, it's going quick.

Stew: 2:29:23

Well, that's because we spent time doing other shots before the spin shot.

Ron: 2:29:30

Let's get 5.

Ragnar: 2:29:31

No, we're getting nine.

Gute: 2:29:34

Nine.

Ron: 2:29:35

Nine have we done that. Is that, aviator gin, or is that?

Stew: 2:29:37

corn Gin it is. Another gin.

Gute: 2:29:40

Jesus Christ, all right, the Martians have landed.

Ron: 2:29:44

And my buddy Ernie from work is here I literally just thought.

Gute: 2:29:48

If Ernie goes to jail, bottles heavy Ernie's scared straight.

Ron: 2:29:53

How much is left? Oh wow, that thing's about to be emptied out, the heavy-ass bottle makes it seem like there's more in there.

Ragnar: 2:29:59

Who brought that? It really is?

Gute: 2:30:00

Because it's got like a super mega fucking punishment. I think that was.

Ron: 2:30:05

Lenny, he brought that for the.

Gute: 2:30:06

Deadpool episode.

Ron: 2:30:07

I think that was a Deadpool episode, I believe.

Gute: 2:30:09

He's not here, though. Who picked this?

Ron: 2:30:14

Oh, that was Stu.

Stew: 2:30:15

Yeah, stu picked the gin we have other gin to replace once this gets out. I was about to ask.

Ron: 2:30:20

I assume you're going to do the one that we did on Aliens? Yeah, yeah, that's what I figured it's the black gin Not confused with, like the mystical creature gin.

Ragnar: 2:30:28

The mystical creature gin but the mystical creature gin. The mystical creature gin, gin, but the liquor gin, the DJ in.

Gute: 2:30:34

I like that. The gin. This bottle's like fucking with me here it's a g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g.

Ragnar: 2:30:46

Eh, maybe half, All right cheers, guys, cheers.

Ron: 2:30:50

Ah, fuck shit, you're a little late. Fuck you, I'm a little late.

Ragnar: 2:31:02

Put us there Okay.

Ron: 2:31:06

Continue with your story. Where was I? I don't know. Highlander 3, the apology. What do you think of that? Do you think that's a as a joke? I think the Apolo. No, but seriously, what would you pick for those three titles? The Final Dimension. The. Sorcerer, the Final Conflict, sorcerer. I think the Final Conflict would have worked, because.

Movie Trailer: 2:31:24

The Sorcerer would have worked.

Gute: 2:31:32

It would not have. It wasn't? Well, no, because it wasn't the final conflict, so you would have to go to the sorcerer. Yeah, okay. So what do you call the third movie in a trilogy? Huh, what do you call the third movie in a trilogy? What? There's the first one, a sequel, what's?

Ragnar: 2:31:41

the third one, the Threequel Threequel.

Gute: 2:31:44

That's a thing I don't know what are you talking about.

Ron: 2:31:48

Are you listening? No, I wasn't because people were coming inside the door.

Stew: 2:31:53

No, you're not listening.

Movie Trailer: 2:31:55

No, no, you're not, you are completely being rude to the person speaking to you.

Ragnar: 2:32:01

No, no, no. What do you mean? No, you are being completely fucking rude to the person that was speaking to you. He interrupted the show. Thanks, Ernie.

Stew: 2:32:11

Appreciate it, your friend, your co. He interrupted the show. Thanks, ernie, appreciate it, your friend your co-worker interrupted the show. Fuck.

Ron: 2:32:19

This would be number 12 for me 12. 12 shots.

Ragnar: 2:32:23

Working out perfectly.

Stew: 2:32:26

No this would be number 13 for him. This would be number 13 for me 13,.

Ron: 2:32:28

Yes, yeah, 13 for him.

Stew: 2:32:29

What do we got number 13 for him. This will be number 13 for me. 13, yes.

Ron: 2:32:33

Yeah, 13 for him. Uh yeah, what do we got? What do we got? What do we got? We have 8.

Ragnar: 2:32:37

Nope, oh, nope, it's gotta stand the table, pick a fucking number, what the fuck?

Ron: 2:32:42

7. Why do you do that? When you do that, you wiggle it from the number. It is Ghost pepper vodka. Ghost pepper vodka, alright, excuse you. Goes pepper vodka, all right, excuse you. Ah shit who's? Spinning next. Uh, who was spinning?

Ragnar: 2:32:58

next stew, sure wait. So your, your, your guest is here. You're actually your guests, plural are here.

Dawn Brody: 2:33:05

I brought the drunk with me. They need to have Malort.

Movie Trailer: 2:33:12

Oh, no, no no, no, no.

Ron: 2:33:15

You never had Malort, ernie. You said you would try Malort, come on.

Stew: 2:33:19

No, no, no, no, come on, come on, we're going to try yours, you try ours, you can try ours. No, I'm not trying that. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, oh, come on now you see you're already talking about Mike.

Ron: 2:33:31

You already said something You've got to take Malory. You've got to take a shot at Malory. You've never had it before.

Stew: 2:33:36

Come on, it's a Chicago staple, come on now.

Ron: 2:33:38

It's just one shot.

Ragnar: 2:33:39

Technically, he is not on the mic, he did get on the mic when he was talking.

Ron: 2:33:51

Thank you for close enough to the mic for it to actually count. It wasn't picked up. That's because he's over there fucking screaming at Ron, ooh, nice. I'm actually really curious about this Premium double oak straight corn whiskey. Oh, this is not good for Chase Old House.

Stew: 2:34:03

You guys want to do that in place of the next wheel spin.

Ron: 2:34:07

I think that'd be a great idea. Yeah, we'll do a shot. You want to do a shot of Malort? The next wheel spin. I think that'd be a great idea. Yeah, we'll do a shot. You want to do a shot of my lord? He does? Yeah, just one shot. Okay, you can do it. Awesome, come on over here, ernie. Let me go ahead and take the shot.

Stew: 2:34:19

So I'm guessing Ernie is the name. Yes, oh okay.

Ron: 2:34:24

You're not giving him a choice. I'm just going with that.

Stew: 2:34:26

Okay, jesus, you just assumed his name. Way to go, inconsiderate Adam, can you?

Ron: 2:34:33

go ahead and grab me a shot glass over there. Please, disrespectful, grab me the Malort.

Ragnar: 2:34:39

Number five, number five. What'd he say? He said yes.

Stew: 2:34:42

What'd he say? Oh, what'd you say?

Ragnar: 2:34:44

Give him a Malort, please, there you go, use your fucking manners, fuck you. All right. No, it's called fucking being respectful of manners. Asshole, Fuck you Fuck you guy.

Ron: 2:34:53

You want to get a whiff of it. Oh no, you can try it.

Stew: 2:34:56

Come on, I know you can drink this shit, it's fine.

Ragnar: 2:35:02

Just grab one of the small chocolates. It's a Chicago staple, it is.

Ron: 2:35:08

Ernie, go ahead and get our mic.

Stew: 2:35:11

Ghost Chase. Are you going to want to try the gift? I don't think so, but I'll be considering it as a ghost, okay.

Ragnar: 2:35:19

Well, come on over here. Fucking water Looking rough Chase, so I talk right through here.

Gute: 2:35:23

You can do it, chase, I drank it. I'm not talking.

Ragnar: 2:35:25

Drink some water, baby, yeah but you're going to drink it and give you a review.

Stew: 2:35:28

He's fucking looking rough right now. Come on, mama said try everything once. There you go Fuck.

Gute: 2:35:39

Fuck Was that on camera. It's not that bad, it's not.

Stew: 2:35:48

It's not.

Chase: 2:35:49

It's not after the 17th.

Stew: 2:35:52

You know what? Fuck it Fuck it.

Ron: 2:35:54

Give me the Malort you want the.

Stew: 2:35:55

Malort. Give me the Malort. All right, give me the Malort, I'll have one in solidarity hey you know what Round table?

Ron: 2:36:00

Come on, let's do a round table with Malort. Let's go. No, that's, I'll do one, fuck it.

Chase: 2:36:07

It's not bad after your 17th time.

Stew: 2:36:10

Ernie, thank you for trying.

Ron: 2:36:16

Playing the game.

Ragnar: 2:36:17

I told you, I told you to pick that shit monster that you fucking bought. It's way better than the Pete monster.

Ron: 2:36:22

The.

Gute: 2:36:22

Pete monster.

Movie Trailer: 2:36:25

No, I didn't put that in the mix Cheers Continue.

Ron: 2:36:34

Any fucking time now. All right, so highlander 3, the only film in the highlander series to gross more money than its budget. Okay, uh, at a q a session with director andy morhan, the director was asked what he thought about the similarities in the film had to be straight to original film. He said that he neither considers this a sequel to Highlander or a prequel to Highlander 2, but an equal to the first film.

Ragnar: 2:36:57

So in my that's what he said. That makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

Stew: 2:37:00

That's what he said that was his. That sounds like a fucking pompous asshole right there.

Ron: 2:37:05

Well, I think, because, see, the thing is he didn't like work.

Ragnar: 2:37:18

He didn't like working with christopher lambert. Well, fuck him then. Well, that's fine, but it's the, the way it's fucking shot, and what you see on the screen, yeah, is a direct reflection of the first one. That's true, because in the um, in the first one, when he dies in battle, all right, and ramirez trains him, okay, ramirez is killed, yeah, so where does he fucking go after that? Nobody knows. Well, you watched the third one. Now, you fucking know, yeah, you know.

Ron: 2:37:42

So, like that's fucking stupid dude well, the thing is fuck you, you stupid ass director. No, I. So what do you guys think of the third one altogether like, when did you guys first see the third one? Because I was in you guys first see the third one. Was it a direct-to-video?

Stew: 2:37:53

Because I don't think it was the third one. It didn't last that long, though I'm pretty sure I saw it on theaters.

Ragnar: 2:37:59

It may have been theater, or when it directly came out.

Ron: 2:38:02

What did you all think of Mario Van Peebles as Kane? Do you think he was more of a recreation of Kurgan from the first one? All three of them are Thank you. Yes, they are. I don't see Endgame being the same.

Ragnar: 2:38:13

I said all three, I didn't say the fourth one.

Ron: 2:38:14

Not even the second one.

Movie Trailer: 2:38:17

No, I don't see that at all.

Gute: 2:38:19

I'm saying listen, not see. He said all three, he said not all four.

Ragnar: 2:38:25

He said three, all three villains, okay, the first one, second one and third one, first one. You have Kurgan the second one you've got.

Ron: 2:38:35

What's the second one? Dylan, called Michael Ironside. Oh damn it.

Ragnar: 2:38:41

I figured you wouldn't know that we never actually mentioned his name. No, we never did. We just said Michael Ironside, oh shit.

Ron: 2:38:48

All right, it doesn't matter, we're drinking this.

Stew: 2:38:54

That is. We still spun the wheel, yeah, Everybody said spin the wheel, so I'm like all right.

Ron: 2:39:00

All right. So a buddy of mine actually brought in a whiskey. A buddy of mine that you were just now talking to and about. Ernie, just say Ernie, god damn it, all right. So Old House Premium Double Oaks Straight Corn Whiskey, so corn whiskey bottled by Old House Vineyards, culpeper Virginia. So this is a local distillery.

Ragnar: 2:39:18

It's a good place Good vineyard, good distillery.

Ron: 2:39:21

Oh, you've been there before.

Ragnar: 2:39:22

Been there a bunch of times. Oh, I see I've never been there before.

Gute: 2:39:25

Someone's jealous Right.

Ron: 2:39:32

Right now right, right now, I gotta fucking open this shit. Come on, is it that bad? That's right, his name was. I told you.

Ragnar: 2:39:37

I told you it was bad, that's right, his name was fucking katana right that's right oh, this is a bullshit name it's good, all right, so, yeah, so each fucking villain in the first, one, second and the third one, they're all basically the same, except they have a different fucking name. Yeah, yeah, motherfucker dude, you were arguing with me about it five seconds ago because the second one to me doesn't relate to the first and third one. He seems more of a weaker character compared to kirgan, and no, I'm not saying that they relate to each other at all, and they're all just fucking crazy-ass psychopaths yeah and all the driving scenes are extremely similar.

Ron: 2:40:15

Well, this is the thing where McCloud actually had an adopted son. So cheers. Thank you, ernie, for the shot of whiskey here. Thank you, ernie. There we go Boom.

Stew: 2:40:33

Nice, it's not bad, and that's a corn whiskey, that that's not bad at all has a little bit of its own unique flavor compared to other corn whiskeys, but it's very mild. It is.

Ragnar: 2:40:48

It is you know very smooth, with like a cunt hair of a bite.

Stew: 2:40:53

Yeah.

Ragnar: 2:40:53

That's about it Go ahead.

Stew: 2:40:56

You're definitely tasting the corn base to it, though, yeah.

Ron: 2:40:59

Age 16 years.

Gute: 2:41:00

Six years.

Ron: 2:41:02

Oh, I didn't. I don't have my glasses on, sorry, I can't see. How many fucking times are we talking? Where are your fucking glasses? God damn it, ron.

Chase: 2:41:10

Did I just hear that somebody was unprepared for the episode?

Gute: 2:41:12

Yes, yes, you did oh my God Was this ghost, I hear what.

Stew: 2:41:17

I think the bird is pointing out something. All in favor, say aye, aye, opposed. Give me the fucking wheel, there we go.

Gute: 2:41:28

The wheels of the sky keep on turning. Yes, yes.

Ron: 2:41:34

So what's my number of shots now?

Gute: 2:41:36

You're about to be 15.

Ron: 2:41:38

15. I think this is 15. I don't know.

Ragnar: 2:41:40

It's about to be 16.

Gute: 2:41:41

Goot has the tally, this is shot 16. Yeah, okay, good.

Ragnar: 2:41:46

Now he's actually having a fucking right tally count we have eight.

Ron: 2:41:52

Which one's eight? Elijah? God damn that thing's popular. It is Alright.

Stew: 2:41:58

Like a whore on prom night.

Ragnar: 2:42:02

I like prom night, good shit.

Gute: 2:42:06

That was a fun night.

Stew: 2:42:08

They all were.

Ron: 2:42:10

So what did you feel was the best part of this movie? Do you feel like it was a rehash of?

Stew: 2:42:15

the first movie, the best part was where Van Peebles got cut in half and then turned himself around.

Ragnar: 2:42:21

That was the best goddamn part of the whole thing Cheers everybody.

Gute: 2:42:25

Kids are screaming back there they hit a car, uh-oh.

Ron: 2:42:35

No, seriously, what was your favorite part of the movie Of the third one?

Gute: 2:42:39

I grew up with Stu. That was fucking. I did laugh at that one.

Ron: 2:42:42

Yeah, that would be the funniest part of that whole fucking movie I like the scene with him and the whore and she gives him the condom and he puts the condom in his mouth and she was on it like he thinks it's bubble gum.

Stew: 2:42:53

He doesn't know what the fuck it is he's like and then just spits it out.

Ron: 2:42:57

I did laugh at that scene.

Ragnar: 2:42:59

No glove, no love, yeah, that was a funny scene in the movie. Bitch you're not going to know what fucking hit you yeah.

Ron: 2:43:14

You just got the oldest fucking vd ever. Congratulations no chance of survival. I assume you guys all saw the director's cut of this movie, right, the director's cut where it's got the erotic scenes with uh, which, yeah, tell me about what did you think about it?

Gute: 2:43:23

not very erotic yeah, what are you talking about?

Ron: 2:43:27

everything else. I know that they uh, she actually even signed when they did the sex scene. They requested her to have a double and she said no, I actually want to be a part of this. No, I want to fuck Mario Van Peebles. No, I'm talking about the Christopher Lambert scene.

Stew: 2:43:43

No, I want to fuck Christopher Lambert.

Ragnar: 2:43:46

You need to explain what you're talking about.

Ron: 2:43:48

No, I'm saying the scene. We were literally just talking about that scene and you're like oh, you gotta think about that.

Ron: 2:43:54

No, no, no no, no, no, no. I was asking about the director's cut with the other scene, which included that yeah, it did. Yes, did you watch the director's cut? Did all of you watch it? Because those movies were originally PG-13. I same here. I watched whatever was on prime. Did you think that this was a worthy sequel compared to the second one? Would you compare this one better than the second one? Do you think the story?

Ron: 2:44:17

absolutely, it's a critically no, no, yeah, because you were trying to really defend the second one oh, absolutely, because I give credit when people are putting forth fucking effort.

Stew: 2:44:29

That's why I was defending the shit at the second one, because they were trying. They failed, but they were fucking trying.

Ragnar: 2:44:35

I think they had something illicit poured into their coffee when they were coming up with the second one's ideas, that's fine LSD fucking goddamn aliens, I'm down. I think that's where the second one fucking got burned, but they fucking tried. I'm that's where the second one fucking got burned. They fucking tried. Yeah, I'm not going to argue that they didn't try. I think they didn't try hard enough.

Gute: 2:44:57

Imagine trying and getting $34 million for a budget and only making back $16 million and having to explain what happened.

Stew: 2:45:04

Where the fuck is the rest of my money bitch. And you know what they still made. Another one, Incredible.

Movie Trailer: 2:45:09

They still made a fucking other one.

Ron: 2:45:10

Incredible, they also made a fifth one.

Ragnar: 2:45:12

I mean that was a sci-fi special. It's a good salesman. It's a good salesman. All right, if you want to keep paying me to make shit that doesn't make this money back.

Stew: 2:45:21

fine, you got it. I will keep shitting these out. There you go. Fucking magic this time.

Movie Trailer: 2:45:27

We will do magic instead of aliens.

Stew: 2:45:30

Okay, what?

Ron: 2:45:31

did you all think of Mario Van Peebles as Kane? I mean, do you think that he was a good character, a good villain?

Stew: 2:45:36

Mario Van Peebles is an okay actor to me. What movies stand out he was?

Ragnar: 2:45:40

prime, though he was prime when he made this. That was in his head, so that's why he was in it.

Ron: 2:45:45

I know, but what is a movie that stands out for him? What would you say is a good movie that he's done?

Stew: 2:45:49

I got about like 27 well, he did a lot of direct-to-video movies and stuff like that.

Ragnar: 2:45:53

So mario van people's. Uh, he was good in new jack city oh yes, he was yeah heartbreak ridge he was very good in as well. I've never seen that one you've never seen heartbreak ridge.

Ron: 2:46:06

I've never seen heartbreak, have you? Wow, I'm sorry, I've never seen it what the fuck is wrong with you? I've never seen heartbreak. I've never seen it. What the fuck is wrong with you? I've never seen Heartbreak.

Ragnar: 2:46:17

Ridge. Yeah, no, never seen that one. What the fuck man.

Stew: 2:46:20

I'm sorry what else, what else Call of the Revenge?

Ragnar: 2:46:23

Yeah, he was in that.

Ron: 2:46:25

Oh shit, he was the fucking Jamaican dude. Yeah, I completely forgot about that what else dude?

Ragnar: 2:46:32

yeah, I completely forgot about that.

Ron: 2:46:33

Uh, what else he's been? Ollie, he's been in the shit. Yeah, I know he was uh, he was uh, he was uh, um, uh, x, uh, uh, what's his name?

Ragnar: 2:46:37

he was an ollie gunman armed, uh, carlitos way he was no, no, he was carlitos way right rise of power. Okay, let's make a fucking god, you're right you're right, you're right, you're right. Was he malcolm x in a different?

Ron: 2:46:51

fucking film. Was he malcolm x and ali?

Stew: 2:46:54

yes, okay, I, I remember him in that role he has been in some fucking stinkers yeah yeah, a lot of direct-to-video shit yeah, yeah, damn he's, he's just a mediocre actor which one the C-ter actor?

Ragnar: 2:47:10

Yeah, oh, salt-n-pepa, I don't remember that one. 2021. 10,000 black men named George.

Gute: 2:47:20

That's a movie.

Ragnar: 2:47:21

That's a movie 2002. I don't remember that.

Gute: 2:47:24

God damn, that was 22 years ago.

Ron: 2:47:26

I'm sure he was in Space Needle. Fuck God damn man.

Movie Trailer: 2:47:29

What was the name of the movie? What was the name of the movie? What was?

Movie Trailer: 2:47:32

the name of the movie. What was the name of the movie? No, no, no.

Ragnar: 2:47:35

No, you want to say it while everyone else is talking. I heard what you said Fucking. Say it again, boy. Say it again, boy.

Ron: 2:47:40

Space Negroes. What was the movie that just came out recently?

Gute: 2:47:47

Okay.

Ron: 2:47:48

So, magical, the magical society of Negroes.

Stew: 2:47:54

Yes, it's over here.

Gute: 2:47:56

Okay, I was like I always puts it on the ground. No, it's your turn.

Stew: 2:48:00

Oh no, that's mine.

Gute: 2:48:01

It was yours.

Movie Trailer: 2:48:02

It was yours.

Ron: 2:48:04

The other one yeah.

Gute: 2:48:05

So now we actually spend for this one.

Ron: 2:48:10

All right.

Gute: 2:48:13

How many shots are we in now? You're about to be 17.

Ron: 2:48:18

About 17 shots Okay.

Stew: 2:48:18

You and I are equal. He's one line.

Gute: 2:48:21

Nine.

Ron: 2:48:21

Nine.

Stew: 2:48:23

We're about to finish that bottle.

Ron: 2:48:25

Aviation, you'll be next. That should be enough to fill up every shot We'll see.

Stew: 2:48:32

If not, we'll get the black bottle top left, scape Grace, I believe it's called.

Ron: 2:48:39

Scape Grace Gin, the one we did on the Aliens episode. Appreciate it. Fucking bottle, is that Ryan?

Ragnar: 2:48:43

Reynolds.

Stew: 2:48:45

That is the Ryan Reynolds Gin right there. He no longer owns it, though he's no longer an owner.

Ron: 2:48:51

Didn't Shay say they're making a Deadpool special edition of it?

Gute: 2:48:53

It's just a fucking sticker, that's all it is.

Stew: 2:48:57

This will become the new number nine when this one's out.

Ron: 2:49:01

A straight grace gin New. Zealand black gin. It's a black. It's actually even got a darker color in it A black hue.

Stew: 2:49:11

You're welcome a shot if you would like to try it. Awesome Bottle's finished. Go ahead and give Ron. If you could give Adam this bottle back so Ernie can go ahead and have a try of the Scapegrace.

Gute: 2:49:25

The sticky note Adam.

Ragnar: 2:49:27

We need the sticky note we need the note off of that. Ron, hand the bottle to.

Stew: 2:49:30

Ernie so that he may have a trial of Adam. We need the sticky note, we need the note off of that Number nine, ron, hand the bottle to Ernie so that he may have a trial of that.

Ron: 2:49:36

Yeah, take a shot here. Upward Everybody got the aviation except for me. Yep pretty much.

Stew: 2:49:40

We've finished the bottle.

Ron: 2:49:41

Where's that chocolate?

Stew: 2:49:42

Oh, you got it, we've already had the scapegrace on an earlier episode. Yeah. So, so Stu this up it's alright, cheers.

Sean Connery: 2:49:53

No, no, I was just doing that, because I developed an appreciation for the Malort.

Ragnar: 2:49:56

I think it's Ron. Ron just spilt all over the table.

Ron: 2:50:00

I don't think that's a lot.

Ragnar: 2:50:02

I didn't see how much it was. Mine was like topped off.

Ron: 2:50:06

A little fucking squirt. It was like topped off. Was it on my laptop? Oh, no, no, it was topped off. Was it on my laptop? Oh, no, no, it was topped off. That's right. Sorry, 17 or 18? For you it's 17. Okay, that's 17?. All right, we got seven minutes left until our next one, all right. So this movie to me, I feel, is I think it's a rehash of the first one. I guess people don't agree with me on that.

Stew: 2:50:27

You've said it about 87 times so far.

Ron: 2:50:29

And you guys don't agree with it?

Gute: 2:50:31

No, not at all, you're not going to change our minds. The same generalized idea, especially with the fucking joyride with Kane and the son of McCloud.

Stew: 2:50:38

That's an homage, all right, to what happened in the first one. That's an homage, okay.

Ron: 2:50:45

Okay, so what do you feel like is the positive points of this movie? Like, what do you think was a good decision that they made compared to the second one, going completely off route?

Stew: 2:50:57

Okay, here's some problems that I have with this one, okay, okay. So Mario and people have been stuck in a fucking cave for centuries and centuries and centuries, correct?

Ron: 2:51:08

Yeah, they've been sleeping A ghost said that they didn't eat each other. Yeah, who's been sleeping?

Gute: 2:51:13

A ghost said that they didn't eat each other.

Stew: 2:51:15

They're just sleeping, but I don't think they need to eat. I think they can choose to eat, but I don't think they need to eat. That's right. He knows a lot of modern fucking references for somebody who's been literally stuck in a fucking cave the entire fucking time. A lot of fucking modern references and modern jokes and comments and shit like that. Somebody has zero exposure, zero exposure. And you can't even say he got the knowledge from another immortal that he took from the quickening, because the only other immortal he took to that point was the guy who had been stuck in the cave with him.

Stew: 2:51:50

So where did he get all the fucking knowledge from the whore? Where did he get the knowledge to drive a fucking car? Wikipedia didn't exist. Okay, little miss, snow over there all right.

Ron: 2:52:02

No, you do have a point that's probably like a uh just bad writing when you think about it.

Ragnar: 2:52:07

So he's quick to learn. He's a quick learner, okay, he probably.

Ron: 2:52:11

I mean because we can go no, when you, when you kill an immortal and they probably might have off screen, he probably killed him.

Stew: 2:52:18

No, no, the only immortals left were conor mcleod, and then mario and his two boys yeah, the two guys.

Ron: 2:52:26

Okay, that's it. Well, you gotta say the same thing about clancy. From the first movie, clancy lived through all that shit.

Ragnar: 2:52:32

He wasn't stuck in a fucking cave. You're right, it's just bad writing.

Ron: 2:52:37

It's just bad writing. So no, that's a good observation, that's why, too, this is a superior film.

Stew: 2:52:44

Thank you very much. Really, wow, really. You believe that I'm just trying to? You believe that I'm just trying to sell? No, no, not at all what? Okay, I got no balls I gotta feel the whore that I brought. All right, defend the whore that I brought all right, goop ragnar.

Ron: 2:53:00

What do you think is are the good points of this movie? Like? What do you think was the the better thing that they did compared to what they did in the second one actually showed?

Ragnar: 2:53:08

what happened to him after Heather died and he buried her, yeah. Because, you don't know anything. What happened?

Ron: 2:53:20

Yeah, you know because the first one is supposed to be the one and only. And the way that should be in my opinion. I don't agree with that, though. So you think that it should have had sequels. You don't think that the first one should be a standalone movie?

Ragnar: 2:53:34

no, no, I don't, I don't think the first one should be one and done. They did fine with what they had to work with.

Stew: 2:53:42

Why are you so? You said you enjoyed the series.

Ron: 2:53:45

If they didn't spin off, okay, see then no, the movies, the series, I had no issue with because I was a completely different character. If it was a series about McCloud, yeah, I had an issue.

Stew: 2:53:57

It wasn't a series about McCloud.

Ron: 2:53:58

No, a different McCloud.

Stew: 2:54:00

It was a different McCloud, though. Indirectly it showed a series about Conor because he was showing him training Duncan and everything like that. He was the Ramirez to Connor for Duncan.

Ron: 2:54:13

Okay, yeah, but so you think that the first one shouldn't be a standalone movie?

Stew: 2:54:18

You think that the first one was a standalone movie. There would be no series, because that means he had already killed Duncan.

Ron: 2:54:25

When did the second one come out? 91. Yeah, 91. The series came out in 1990.

Stew: 2:54:32

Okay, what?

Ragnar: 2:54:33

I believe it started in 1992. Was it 1992? Yeah, that felt better, so it started after 1992 to 1998.

Ron: 2:54:39

Do you think they made the series because the second one was so bad?

Stew: 2:54:40

They made the series because it's a great fucking idea of a concept, and they're like the same reason they kept making all these sequels because it's a great fucking concept idea.

Ragnar: 2:54:49

yeah and they just needed to work out. The king figure it out.

Ron: 2:54:52

I disagree in my opinion. I think I think the first. Well, what do you? It's?

Gute: 2:54:56

something that I agree with stew. That's perfect explanation. The third bit what's best by the third movie? They keep on trying. Yeah, they almost got it and got to the fourth one, but it's just all fucking fell apart, yeah the tv show that should be long form story told, not short form like movies. Two hours to fill a fucking storyline instead of like ten episodes, whatever, and that's why they did so well with.

Stew: 2:55:23

There was six seasons of the original one season of the spinoff, and then the spinoff was only one season, one or two seasons of the animated, I forget which one two yeah, but how many episodes were in one?

Ron: 2:55:37

how many episodes were in one season? 20 something, all right, so that that's good old days. Yeah, that's right, I just I think that the first one is six.

Stew: 2:55:44

Yeah, right, fucking living over his dojo that he ends up. Yeah, he just keeps changing everything. Yeah, I love it.

Gute: 2:55:46

Each season is something different, which is amazing, is great he's six.

Stew: 2:55:48

Yeah right, fucking living over his dojo that he ends up yeah, he just keeps changing everything.

Ragnar: 2:55:52

Yeah, I love it. Each season is something different, which is amazing, is great because it fits because he's traveling through, yeah, and they bring the first season he's in new york, yep, as an antique dealer, yeah, and then after that he's in, uh, paris yep, for actually he's in paris for the rest of it, for no part no, because he goes back.

Stew: 2:56:10

He's not in new york, he's in the first season, he's in some fake made-up town I thought I looked at as new york yeah, that's new york ish, new england-ish type thing, but or or canada-ish, like almost toronto style is the way I felt maybe the second season was in paris it's been so long since he goes to paris, uh, for a while.

Stew: 2:56:31

Um, then he goes back to, uh, america and like, watch seattle area, um, you know, and he's running a dojo there, yeah, living with over the fucking dojo. Yeah, they just keep changing the, the central locale, but it's still all filmed, for the most part, in fucking toronto yeah, um, because our vancouver or something so cheap to film there yeah, I still think that the first one is by.

Ron: 2:56:57

I think it's still to me. I, I don't really care for the see I I think you said you love the fucking series. No, no, no, I like the series, I don't the series. I don't mind the sequels, the sequel is. Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three two, one Shot. This is the reveal. This will be shot number 18. And y'all are unfazed. What the hell.

Stew: 2:57:29

I concur.

Ron: 2:57:30

Number nine, again God damn what your fucking gin is like. For the win here yes, because it's the season of the gin.

Stew: 2:57:38

I know right, Motherfucker. For your fucking season of the gin Love it.

Movie Trailer: 2:57:44

All right?

Ron: 2:57:45

No, that one's decent, though I actually like that one. That one's not bad, yeah, although out of all the gins that you've brought onto the show, which one would you say is the best?

Stew: 2:57:53

Oh, it's still the gunpowder, gunpowder, yeah, which I believe we did for Mayhem. Yeah, that was, and that was so early.

Movie Trailer: 2:58:03

It was so early in our fucking episodes.

Ron: 2:58:05

Ernie, what did we do for Criminal Larceny, larceny, larceny.

Chase: 2:58:12

That's right yeah.

Stew: 2:58:13

You're not allowed to drink it anymore.

Gute: 2:58:14

Perfect, okay, all right.

Ragnar: 2:58:23

Okay, all right, continue no.

Ron: 2:58:28

I don't know, I just feel like the best one. But what do you think of the cloud and his character? Do you think that he got any better with his acting compared to the first one, or you think it was still about the same? About the same, about the same, yeah, uh. What do you think of the female character, the whole uh thing where she's like a reincarnation of a woman that he loved?

Stew: 2:58:47

I wasn't a fan of it. I never understood what. I thought it was a contrived concept and I was just like it didn't need to be there. Let her be her own fucking character. Don't make her just a rehash of somebody else in his past. Let her be her own fucking person and send her her own fucking beat, and I thought it was a disservice.

Gute: 2:59:07

Actually it was lazy writing that was a perfect, perfect explanation I mean they tried, but they tried to tie it back to the first movie, in my opinion. So they tried and they're like oh people, maybe, hey, guess what, maybe it's there, maybe it's not. How do you feel?

Movie Trailer: 2:59:29

you're happy with it.

Gute: 2:59:30

Watch it again. Yeah, it's weird, I don't know.

Stew: 2:59:38

It doesn't make any fucking sense. I love that. I'm happy. Good job, good job, ragnar, what, what?

Ron: 2:59:45

do you think of the female character, the reincarnation Do?

Ragnar: 2:59:50

you think that was a Fuck man? I could character the reincarnation. Do you think that was a uh, uh, fuck man? Uh, I could have love it or leave it. Honestly, yeah, um, it gave it. Gave him something to like, do you know? Not like doodoo, but you know, yeah, gotcha, but like it was someone. It was someone other than.

Stew: 3:00:12

This show is going fucking longer than I initially anticipated.

Ragnar: 3:00:17

What did you expect this?

Gute: 3:00:18

show to be. It was faster than I thought.

Stew: 3:00:21

I was thinking with our 15 minutes if we started with 10,.

Ragnar: 3:00:28

Yeah, I think so.

Stew: 3:00:29

Even starting at 15, alright, 3 three-hour show. That would be 12 rounds. Probably we'd be closer to oh, I heard something that wasn't me.

Ragnar: 3:00:41

That wasn't me. Whose phone was that?

Ron: 3:00:43

Oh, barney, was that your phone? Was that your phone? Oh, ron, you mean my friend. I got to fucking take a shot.

Movie Trailer: 3:00:54

No, he does.

Ron: 3:00:56

Thank you, Ernie.

Ragnar: 3:00:57

So keep doing that, keep making your phone go off, all right? Can I get your number?

Ron: 3:01:01

I'll send you some text. No, I haven't told him the rules, so failure on your part. I'll drink with you All right. I'll take a shot with you, solidarily, solidarily, dude.

Gute: 3:01:16

What the fuck is wrong with you.

Movie Trailer: 3:01:17

The thing is fucking coming off.

Ragnar: 3:01:20

Stop spinning it so fucking hard.

Stew: 3:01:23

He spins the wheel, no problem. I spin the wheel, no problem.

Ron: 3:01:26

Dude spins the wheel, no problem, fuck you Ron, so me, and you are Elijah Craig Craig.

Stew: 3:01:30

What Elijah Craig? He's getting there, I'm good there give me the logic.

Ron: 3:01:37

You are, I know you are.

Ragnar: 3:01:38

No, I'm fine, no you're not, because you're fucking slurring. I'm not slurring. Yes, you are. I'm not slurring, yes you are we

Gute: 3:01:43

have a ghost comment this is number 19, 19 what's his vowel?

Stew: 3:01:50

are you talking about the bird?

Ron: 3:01:51

because that's the way you spelled it. Yeah, I got like two or three punishment shots. I know right All right, let's throw it out there. Is he doing a?

Gute: 3:01:56

bit, all right, all right, cheers Damn, that's funny. All right.

Ragnar: 3:02:02

What's up there?

Movie Trailer: 3:02:03

goat, there you go.

Stew: 3:02:11

So what is f?

Ron: 3:02:12

goddamn wheel man. I agree.

Stew: 3:02:12

I agree that is that right here is called second time because that did influence the wheel spin? That did influence the wheel spin.

Chase: 3:02:18

And I only say it because it isn't like the second time.

Stew: 3:02:20

Yes, we let it go the first time.

Ragnar: 3:02:22

Alright. Well, nobody else has had that issue but you.

Ron: 3:02:26

Alright, so we'll see who spins the wheel next you, oh shit.

Movie Trailer: 3:02:31

I'm speaking in person. Genius Fancy damage All right.

Stew: 3:02:35

The rule of three applies. This happens one more time, you're done, I need tape. No, this happens one more time, you're getting punished for it. Deal, it's ridiculous.

Ron: 3:02:47

I spinned it softly.

Ragnar: 3:02:49

Spinned it.

Ron: 3:02:49

Spinned, it softly Spinned, it softly Spinned it Spinned it softly.

Gute: 3:02:53

Spinned it softly. Spin the light, all right, so Go.

Dawn Brody: 3:02:56

Spin. It's my new favorite word. Oh, sports radio. I love it. I spinned it.

Ragnar: 3:02:59

All right, so overall, you get it. You know what I found interesting about the first movie. Okay, thank God. Someone got it, the sword in the garage that they collected. They valued it. She said it's valued at like a million dollars. I think it sells for like $3,000 to $6,000.

Stew: 3:03:19

What's the word from that from the original time frame.

Chase: 3:03:23

The old, like Edo period katanas and shit like that they'll pop up at like $12,000 if they're in perfect condition, okay, but you're talking about rapier, which is like 800. No, sorry, like 300 years later you're not getting that excessive folding craftsmanship, because they already had the high quality steel. They're usually going for like 3,000, sometimes 7,000.

Ragnar: 3:03:49

Yeah, interesting the thing that actually makes the sword valuable is provenance is no, it's not even that is the maker, oh yeah, the maker, of the sword, if they are well renowned for.

Stew: 3:04:05

However, it's like whatever time frame. You know, like paul, revere silver is much more fucking expensive than other silver from the same time period. That may be better craftsmanship.

Gute: 3:04:14

He could build two of his swords Hanzo swords.

Ragnar: 3:04:18

Those are? Yeah, I know those there are. The craftsmanship of them is renowned because of the name of the maker itself, of the blacksmiths that actually made them. I had no idea.

Stew: 3:04:34

It's like the bob roth paintings. Yeah, jesus christ they could be.

Chase: 3:04:38

They very well could be okay so there is a million dollar story huh what was that.

Ragnar: 3:04:43

What was that? That wasn't me whose phone was Ron.

Stew: 3:04:54

What do you mean, ron? You're his fucking rep. You're his rep. Do it again, bitch. Are you doing this on?

Ron: 3:05:02

fucking purpose.

Stew: 3:05:03

Oh god, I hope so.

Ron: 3:05:08

I'm just gonna get slow this time. I'm not having that fucking bullshit happen. I do have a good. I have a good question. It worked Again. I'm just going to get slow this time.

Gute: 3:05:14

I'm not having that fucking bullshit happen. I do have a good question, I have a good question.

Ron: 3:05:17

It worked, oh my God, again. So Elijah Craig again.

Ragnar: 3:05:18

Shit's weighted. It is because he keeps fucking spinning it hard.

Stew: 3:05:23

He broke the fucking wheel, bitch.

Ron: 3:05:25

You having a shot with me.

Stew: 3:05:29

I can just randomly start picking bottles. Awesome, and it's Rothman again.

Ron: 3:05:36

I love it.

Ragnar: 3:05:39

Yeah, this is epic right here. Yeah, all the time you had like 30, 40 fucking shots. No, now you're actually going to be accurate with all your fucking shots.

Ron: 3:05:46

All right. So now here's a question what do you think would be good? Casting for Mario Van Peebles for a replacementley snipes? That would have been fun. That would have been fun, might not have been that bad, actually.

Stew: 3:05:57

Yeah wesley snipes would have been fun.

Ron: 3:05:58

I thought yeah um, in this time period, early 90s.

Chase: 3:06:03

Yeah, jackie chan, jackie chan jackie chan?

Stew: 3:06:07

no, I can. I can see Jackie Chan doing some martial arts shit and just being a bad motherfucker at that time period.

Gute: 3:06:15

I don't think he would have took it. I think Jet.

Stew: 3:06:17

Li would have took this.

Gute: 3:06:19

Four three two one.

Ragnar: 3:06:22

Jet Li would have been Hit the fucking buzzer, I think. Jet Li would have been a very good alternate.

Stew: 3:06:29

You haven't been hitting the buzzer either. There's something out there. I didn't hit the buzzer for the last one, I don't think you have, man, I did the other way around next time. Okay, I did, that was a nice spin right there, mm-hmm, if it's going to be eight again Number

Chase: 3:06:42

nine, are you telling what's?

Ron: 3:06:45

number six, highland Park. All right, something different.

Movie Trailer: 3:06:50

Pass it to.

Gute: 3:06:50

Ragnar, don't put it down, pass it to Ragnar. Pass it to Ragnar.

Ragnar: 3:06:57

Is this a broken record? Oh, I love that sound.

Ron: 3:07:01

Oh seriously, who do you think would have been a good replacement for Marty Van Peebles?

Gute: 3:07:05

I think Jet Li, jet Li.

Stew: 3:07:08

I just don't know what. I can't remember Jet Li in the early 90s. I don't think he was in the early 90s.

Ron: 3:07:13

He was, jackie Chan was, but not Jet Li. I can't remember. Jet Li. Jet Li was.

Stew: 3:07:18

Billy Banks Would have been about equal.

Ragnar: 3:07:23

I mean, and he was getting all the you know what. If that's the case, go with fucking Billy Zane. I don't think Billy Zane can do the martial arts he can't, that's why I said Billy Banks.

Stew: 3:07:33

Billy Banks can do the shit out of the martial arts. He can.

Ragnar: 3:07:37

That would have been funny as shit.

Ron: 3:07:39

Right, what's the actor or the person that does Taibo?

Gute: 3:07:46

Oh my god, it was Billy Banks. God damn you fucking.

Group: 3:07:48

I wasn't listening because I was trying to pour a shot. Hold on, I call a punishment on Ron. Jesus Christ, it was Billy.

Movie Trailer: 3:07:49

Banks.

Ron: 3:07:49

God damn you fucking nuts.

Movie Trailer: 3:07:50

Okay, you know what I wasn't listening because I was trying to pour a shot. No, no, no, hold on.

Stew: 3:07:52

I call a punishment on Ron.

Ragnar: 3:07:54

Jesus Christ For the umpteenth goddamn time.

Stew: 3:07:58

I literally just said Billy Banks. He literally just said doing his Taibo. And you're like, oh, who's the guy who did the Taibo?

Ron: 3:08:05

No, there was another one.

Stew: 3:08:14

I wasn't paying attention. I'm sorry. All the favor say aye, aye, you failed. Jesus Christ, spin, be fucking better. Oh, we're getting closer. Get the wheel, get the wheel Five four, three, two oh yes, yes, what fucking God.

Movie Trailer: 3:08:49

What is that? What God damn button is that?

Stew: 3:08:51

What goddamn button is that for the fucking elimination? Uh-oh, I think it's a bear. That's for the winner. We all win here. Mr Ron, I'm gonna be the one last one fucking to win. I'm gonna win it all. How's that for timing for the trash?

Movie Trailer: 3:09:15

can Good fucking job.

Stew: 3:09:17

Adam, for the fucking win.

Movie Trailer: 3:09:20

MVP.

Stew: 3:09:20

Yes.

Movie Trailer: 3:09:20

MVP.

Stew: 3:09:25

Motherfucker coming here like goddamn Tom Brady and shit. Oh, fuck, fuck. Is it getting close to break time? I really want a cigarette, I think. So Well, all right, so well, he's out. I don't even know what we're looking at here. I'm not, oh, okay, okay.

Ragnar: 3:09:43

So he's out what time we came back from lunch break.

Stew: 3:09:48

I already did it, you did.

Movie Trailer: 3:09:50

Yes.

Ragnar: 3:09:50

I did.

Movie Trailer: 3:09:51

No, you hit there.

Ragnar: 3:09:55

I hit every other one until I found this one. He did hit this one, yes.

Gute: 3:09:57

How many shots did he take? 22.

Ron: 3:10:00

How many shots have you guys taken?

Stew: 3:10:02

Not as much, I don't know, because we're better, we're fucking professional.

Gute: 3:10:05

All right, I think that was 15. I'm starting to lose track. I don't know.

Stew: 3:10:10

Feel good Break time. Yes, we have another body on the floor, all right guys All right.

Ron: 3:10:16

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Ragnar: 3:10:21

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Ron: 3:10:41

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Ragnar: 3:10:47

So you just had the espresso roast, yes, and did that thing wake?

Ron: 3:10:50

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Ragnar: 3:10:56

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Ron: 3:11:10

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Stew: 3:11:32

We're fucking dead. Yes, and then there was three. There was three real men left at the table, three amigos, let's fucking do this shit.

Ragnar: 3:11:43

Hold on, Move the glass out of the way and see you don't need to be a fucking dick and rip the goddamn wheel off.

Stew: 3:11:51

Fucking amateur prick that he was.

Ragnar: 3:11:55

And we're on three.

Gute: 3:11:57

Look at that Proper 12. Proper, 12. All right.

Stew: 3:12:00

All right, proper 12. Apple, apple, apple. Yes, we got to make the distinction Two different liquors. I love that it does. There's certain ones that make that nice sound. Absolutely that enhance the experience.

Ragnar: 3:12:16

It's like this is what it's supposed to sound like when doves cry.

Stew: 3:12:22

There you go. I mean I really hope when they catch Diddy they put him in the same prison as R Kelly. We're gonna get some fucking amazing music.

Ragnar: 3:12:30

You said that before. Yes.

Stew: 3:12:33

That's if they're still around. They're going to be, unless fucking Diddy is not fair. Shut the fuck up, ghost I don't hear a ghost.

Movie Trailer: 3:12:44

Why is he here?

Movie Trailer: 3:12:48

Oh shit, that is a really nice one.

Stew: 3:12:51

It is. It doesn't taste like that artificial apple. It tastes very, almost real, almost real, but you get a little bit of the artificial overpowering, though, yeah so which is nice actually?

Gute: 3:13:04

so for me and stew that was 15. Right now you're at 14, okay cork?

Stew: 3:13:09

actually, no, remember. I took the voluntary shot of Malort.

Gute: 3:13:14

I took a punishment shot, so we're even.

Stew: 3:13:17

Well then, he hasn't gotten punishment yet, so he has to be two behind me. If I remember correctly, no matter what by the count, I've taken a punishment and the voluntary shot of Malort.

Movie Trailer: 3:13:26

He hasn't had any punishment yet so it means I have to be You're at 16.

Gute: 3:13:32

I'm at 15. He's at 14. That makes sense then?

Stew: 3:13:34

Yep, all right. So now that the host of number three has been beheaded, before the end of the episode or before the end of the film, anybody have any thoughts on three that we would like to discuss before the end of the film? Anybody have any thoughts on three that we would like to discuss?

Ragnar: 3:13:53

Well, like I said before, like I totally disagree with him on the fact that it's a remake, it's a remake of the first one, because there's nothing there, All right. So one, two, three, four and even five do have their own stories, their own storyline, but they also pay. 2, 3, 4, and 5 pay homage to the first one in their own subtle fucking ways. Even in the fourth one there's a few scenes that are from the first one.

Stew: 3:14:26

I do like the fact that they did try. They still honored the Queen original soundtrack. But they did try to. Yes, they still honored the Queen original soundtrack. They did try to modernize the soundtrack for the time frame. They did In each film. They did try to do a modern take with a popular band at that time, providing a lot of the background songs. It didn't work nearly as fucking well as the Queen?

Ragnar: 3:14:49

one did Not at all. Well, queen itself is a fucking amazing band. Yeah, you know, and this, these movies, even the show itself, do you think?

Stew: 3:14:59

they made Ramirez Egyptian out of homage to Freddie Mercury. I wouldn't put it past it Because he was Egyptian, I believe it.

Chase: 3:15:09

He was Persian, like Macedonian.

Stew: 3:15:11

Oh, I thought he was Egyptian, he was, he was Persian.

Chase: 3:15:12

Like.

Stew: 3:15:12

Macedonian? Oh, I thought he was Egyptian. Okay, never mind, then Throw that entire thought out of the head. Thank you, ghost Chase. It had me sold. Actually, you know what? That was such a good idea, chase, chase. Let's go ahead and call down the power and focus our life and the quickening to bring back a fallen soldier. One, two, three.

Ron: 3:15:32

Chase, fuck you.

Chase: 3:15:36

Fucking loser Everyone.

Ron: 3:15:39

You know what?

Gute: 3:15:41

Shut up, GoFront. I fucking can't talk.

Ron: 3:15:44

You're dead, god damn, you're dead to me how many shots have you taken? 16 16 yeah, I'm at 20 something because I'm a fucking professor fuck you 22 yeah, it's because you kept fucking up. You're at zero now because you threw up like a little bitch fuck you all right.

Gute: 3:16:06

Hey, fuck you, man badges. We don't need no sticky badges oh my god, fuck me. I discovered this new thing called the Charizard during sex oh my god, you had my curiosity. Now you got my interest it's when you you're having sex with your lady, you pull the condom off and just fucking nut everywhere and you say you don't have enough badges to control me okay, okay, you fucking nerd, that works but I saw the thought process that you follow there.

Ragnar: 3:16:47

That works that's not where I thought that was gonna go yes, apparently not for her either.

Stew: 3:16:52

Anybody, but welcome back, chase. How was the other side? It was interesting.

Chase: 3:16:57

Was it. Reviving it was I was able to take a lie down.

Ragnar: 3:17:04

Take a what. Take a nut.

Chase: 3:17:08

I don't take those.

Stew: 3:17:09

That's why his hair is so shiny.

Ragnar: 3:17:13

Is that why Looks a?

Chase: 3:17:15

little sticky up there, buddy, wash that out.

Movie Trailer: 3:17:20

Anyway. So yeah, it's good to be back.

Chase: 3:17:22

Good to be back, guys. How are?

Stew: 3:17:22

we doing Good good. I expect you to last about two rounds, Then you're tapping back out.

Chase: 3:17:27

You know 20 minutes, eh yeah, no, we got like four minutes to go, holy fuck me sideways, yep. So what are we talking about?

Stew: 3:17:35

So I think we're at the end of the third one. Any random thoughts about the third one before we pass it on to Ragnar for number four.

Gute: 3:17:41

No, that was the perfect synopsis from Ragnar ending all this yeah.

Stew: 3:17:46

Anything else, nope Good, else nope good. Ma'am ragnar, bring us into number four. Fuck all right cool.

Ragnar: 3:17:53

So we, uh, let's see, here we end the third one, with connor driving off into the highlands with his, with his woman, and driving past um heather's grave with his clan sword stuck in the ground. Yep, that's supposed to be what you would think of it being the last one, but no, no, uh, it's almost, I don't. You can kind of tell that it's gonna fucking. Something else is gonna happen, you know. And then the fucking lightning comes up and fucking activates everything again. Then we roll into the fourth one, and which, which was cool, because the fourth one brings both the movies and the TV series together. Yes, now I know you didn't see, you didn't watch any of the TV show.

Ragnar: 3:18:43

Chase, did you watch any of the TV show at all?

Gute: 3:18:45

No.

Ragnar: 3:18:45

No.

Movie Trailer: 3:18:46

Okay.

Ragnar: 3:18:46

So, it's only you and me that watch the TV show.

Stew: 3:18:49

If you like the idea of the characters and the lore that it could be built on. It's only you and me that watch the TV show. If you like the idea of the characters and the lore that it could be built on it's enjoyable. So on YouTube they have the entire series. People upload the entire fucking series and also on Tubi the entire series.

Chase: 3:19:07

Tubi's been a fucking savior lately man. Less commercials on YouTube than there are on Tubi. That's the only reason I'm missing the YouTube one. 2b's been a fucking savior lately man. Yep, yeah, it has One thing you gotta remember about it Less commercials on YouTube than there are on 2B, that's the only reason I'm missing the YouTube one.

Ragnar: 3:19:17

One thing you gotta remember, though, is that it's filmed in the fucking 90s, so, like the clothing, the acting, the fucking, it's a very familiar feeling, the atmosphere, the atmosphere, you know the state, it's not even set on stage. The environment, it's all fucking 90s. So watching it it feels very Memorable.

Stew: 3:19:44

I really don't like fucking Richie.

Movie Trailer: 3:19:47

I don't like that little motherfucker right there.

Stew: 3:19:49

You don't like Reggie Richie, no I didn't like that little motherfucker right there you don't like.

Ragnar: 3:19:51

Reggie Richie. Oh, richie, rich, no he was a I didn't like him. When I first watched the fucking series and re-watching it I was like no, there's a reason I didn't fucking like him back then. I know I fucking hate his little shit ass. Now too, I just want to fucking backhand him every time.

Ragnar: 3:20:07

I fucking see him Quit being a little bitch, yeah, quit it. Stop. No, well, especially in the first one, when he breaks in and we're not even talking about the movie yet, yeah, but like when he breaks into fucking duncan's um uh shop, he's, he's all fucking scared because, dude, all right, look, somebody comes at you with a samurai sword and tell you that I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna cut your head off, all right? Well, all right, cool dude you know what I'm good.

Stew: 3:20:35

So duncan had gotten a a buzz that there's an immortal around and somebody breaks into his fucking his building and it's richie, this, this kid. And so he's assuming it's Richie that's this immortal, because the buzz doesn't tell you for sure who it is.

Stew: 3:20:54

It just says there's somebody right here, so he's like I'm Duck McCloud, you know, getting ready to fucking battle. He's got his fucking sword and Richie's like, um, dude, it's not that serious, no, no. And there's another immortal who was getting ready to break, and he was on the roof and getting ready to come into the skylight and shit like that. But Duncan has no idea. So Richie's just like, oh fuck, dude, no, go ahead, call the cops, it's okay.

Ragnar: 3:21:19

I don't care.

Movie Trailer: 3:21:21

Two one hero.

Stew: 3:21:23

Oh God, buzzer sound, just hit a button. Hit a button. Hit a button.

Ragnar: 3:21:29

Ran a button, disqualified just hit a button, hit a button, hit a button ran, a button disqualified that's the name of the fucking sound bite. Come on, no no, that's not it.

Stew: 3:21:39

There it is did you see that I've got good spin without the weird fucking god damn flappy sound?

Chase: 3:21:45

yes, well done it takes so long. Why did?

Stew: 3:21:48

you clip it, so long I've made your fucking god damn within two seconds. I play it. Another fucking number eight.

Gute: 3:21:55

It's on the table, brother.

Chase: 3:21:57

You want to swap eight with?

Stew: 3:21:59

something. It might be easier just to swap the fucking numbers around here.

Chase: 3:22:03

Or just spin it the other way. It has more resistance going the other way. Yeah, go the other way, that's fine.

Ragnar: 3:22:10

See what happens. Alright, that felt way, that's fine. See what?

Stew: 3:22:12

happens. Alright, that felt weird, that felt wrong. That wasn't even much pressure behind it. That felt wrong. Five, five, five, finally, finally, fucking Malort.

Ragnar: 3:22:25

Oh, Malort's coming in. Ah fuck, it's right there Okay.

Stew: 3:22:27

God damn it. Our show. Goddamn drink. God damn it Pow. God damn time Our show. God damn great Cheers, mate.

Movie Trailer: 3:22:33

How is he back in?

Stew: 3:22:35

We remirased him, that's fucking unfair.

Ron: 3:22:38

No, it's not. How is that?

Ragnar: 3:22:39

unfair. He died first.

Ron: 3:22:42

Okay, well, I died second, so I can come back.

Stew: 3:22:44

No, you can't. No, you can't Unless we choose it.

Ron: 3:22:46

Well.

Dawn Brody: 3:22:46

Come on, bring me back. No, tag me in coach, tag me in.

Stew: 3:22:51

I'm ready, ramirez, never begged to come back like a little fucking bitch, fuck you.

Ragnar: 3:22:57

He was actually happy he was gone.

Stew: 3:23:02

Fuck you, ghost.

Gute: 3:23:04

Go make some fucking pottery Good seeing you Ernie.

Stew: 3:23:07

It's been about 20 years since I've seen you, brother, wow.

Chase: 3:23:10

So excited to have Malort. Yay Back home, Malort.

Dawn Brody: 3:23:16

I'm gross Scorning hey that place has a peanut butter whiskey.

Stew: 3:23:22

Oh, Ron would love that. Ron would love the peanut butter whiskey. Ron would love the peanut butter whiskey. Ernie, it's not that bad.

Ragnar: 3:23:30

It's not bad Malort's, so nice it's not that bad.

Stew: 3:23:34

It's not bad. Lauren's so nice.

Chase: 3:23:35

It's been so long.

Stew: 3:23:37

That's what she said. Yes, it is. That's very bad. All right, so. But yeah, so Richie breaks in, duncan comes down, got a fucking sword about to fucking fuck his shit up, and Richie's like nope, not that serious dude, call the fucking cops. I don't care, I'll call the cops for you. It's okay, sim it down now.

Ron: 3:23:58

You got this topless Duncan.

Stew: 3:23:59

McCloud with a fucking sword. He's like I don't know if I'm about to be raped or I'm about to be killed. Either way, I don't want nothing of it.

Chase: 3:24:04

It reminds me what the fuck is his name, brad. What's his name? He's a dwarf, yeah it's Brad Dwarf.

Gute: 3:24:11

Oh, my God.

Chase: 3:24:13

Fucking shit man.

Gute: 3:24:14

Oh my.

Chase: 3:24:14

God, this sucks. I saw a mini version of Blade happening. Oh my God. He said somebody broke into his house and he ran around the corner in nothing but boxers holding a fucking samurai sword. He was like Ha, he was like. And then like supposed to do. A night later I thought about it with myself. That's all this guy saw was. He broke in and the fucking defense system of the house was a midget with a katana that would be amazing.

Stew: 3:24:48

He's like I'm, I'm, I'm punting the defense at some point.

Ragnar: 3:24:54

You know, he's going to overswing, he gets stuck in the ground.

Gute: 3:24:58

So wait, I have a stupid question. Is Duncan part of the original McClouds from the first movie?

Stew: 3:25:05

Duncan no, he's not from Connor's generation. He is from.

Chase: 3:25:11

Two generations later, wow, okay.

Stew: 3:25:14

He talks about. I remember my grandfather telling stories of a dude who got wounded on the battlefield and came back to life and shit like that 100, 150, maybe A little over 100. Yeah, thank you, adam. And then Connor came. Connor knew that Duncan was getting ready to fall. He didn't know it was necessarily gonna be duncan, okay, but he knew somebody was getting ready to fall and come back.

Stew: 3:25:40

He had other senses, so he came and when duncan died, his first violent death. Uh, connor was there too. When connor came, or when duncan Duncan awoke and to beat his Ramirez yeah, when you saw him on the battlefield. Yes.

Chase: 3:25:55

So is there like between three and four? Is there other? Chronologically, is there a series taking place that introduces Duncan?

Ragnar: 3:26:04

Yes, so you have the TV series which came out after three.

Stew: 3:26:09

Which they wanted, connor, they wanted. Christopher Lambert. They wanted to make it all about christopher lambert. Christopher lambert's like no, I don't want to make that sort of commitment, and also you guys are not going to pay me nearly enough money.

Chase: 3:26:21

So like lambert was feeling like, uh, like, what's his name from han solo, yeah, he was tapping out he's like.

Stew: 3:26:29

I will gladly support the idea, support the show and the characters that come with it.

Ron: 3:26:36

Do you feel like? What do you?

Stew: 3:26:37

want.

Ragnar: 3:26:37

Ghost.

Stew: 3:26:38

We're in the middle of a conversation. Ghost, I'm a ghost Ghost. You are only supposed to come back when we have a lull in the conversation. Okay, well, I do have a question, though I don't give a fuck what your question is and hold your question until we have a lull. We're in the middle of having a discussion right now. Dead body, ron. This is why we had the rule that you fucking were fighting against that dead is dead. All right, you were fighting against it.

Ron: 3:27:00

And I knew this is why Not just me, it was also Ragnar.

Ragnar: 3:27:03

Okay, I agreed about it, but I wasn't fighting for it. I know, but you, you're dead, you're dead.

Stew: 3:27:11

Respect the rules.

Movie Trailer: 3:27:14

Yeah, so Duncan gets killed.

Stew: 3:27:15

What we dragged him back from the dead. All right.

Ragnar: 3:27:20

So the fourth one, duncan, gets killed in battle and Connor is I don't even. It's about 150 years, 100 years or so between them, roughly. And so Connor comes back to find his Klansman and tell him what the fuck is going on and train him up, and you go through in the movie the time lapse of their interactions with each other, and then you run into what the fuck's his name? Jeremy Kell, is it Jeremy Kell? Jacob, jacob Kell. There you go and then you run into him.

Chase: 3:28:09

Catholic fuckface.

Ragnar: 3:28:11

When he Smart one he is smart.

Chase: 3:28:14

He's very fucking smart. I wasn't saying anything about his intelligence, I'm just saying he was a fuckface.

Ragnar: 3:28:18

He was, he was and you run into him after Duncan and Connor split in the city and Connor's old shop is blown up when Rachel is in there, because I guess there was he didn't really. He never said anything about what he's going to do or where he's going to go, he just fucking split on him.

Chase: 3:28:39

So did he have like an IRA background or what To explain the explosives Sort?

Ragnar: 3:28:44

of you know what? I would not fucking put it past him at all, jacob.

Stew: 3:28:48

Kell felt more like the terrorist of the villains. Yeah, compared to the rest of the villains. Yeah, uh, compared to the rest of them.

Chase: 3:28:53

Um, like he didn't care what happened.

Stew: 3:28:55

He didn't care about honor or anything like that he's like fuck it, I want to get the job done yeah, period, but he would mock the honor, yeah, yeah he seemed like he was playing big picture compared to the other villains that were, like you know, very tunnel vision to this yes

Gute: 3:29:10

small. Yes, he was.

Ragnar: 3:29:10

Small pieces, man. Yeah, so reason being for that is when Connor came back in the first one and everyone in their fuck it whatever a pub, their pub, saw him, they all banished him because it's the work of the devil, is what they thought. And Diablo, they all banished him because it's the work of the devil, is what they thought. So he got, he got banished from his clan and they wouldn't leave him alone. So what he did? He fucking went back to his village to basically confront him and go see his mom and basically get her out. But when they he was leaving, they fucking uh, they took him captive, threw him in jail.

Stew: 3:29:53

You're a little off right there, if you don't mind me clarifying a little bit. Um, so, they had already kicked out connor. Yeah, they were getting ready to burn his mom as the mother of a, a demon, which console you know he was there to get her he came back yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Stew: 3:30:13

One of his boys came and told him hey, your mom's about to get fucked because of your shit oh no, yo, you're right, you're right, and he came back, yeah, and. And when he came back, yeah, when the shit happened, um, I missed that part because he was already living with heather and everything in banishment?

Ragnar: 3:30:28

yep, and so when he came back to get his mom out, they basically fucking knocked him out, threw him in jail and jacob kell uh was a boy, he was a friend.

Stew: 3:30:43

Yeah, he was a friend, he was a good friend of his and connor vouched for him to be in the clan yeah and when, I think when connor got banished for all of this, he took up a very uh religious role in his life so jacob was kind of so in the series they imply that all Call foul Four, three, two, one, zero, good job, good job, that was right on fucking time, awesome. I was always on time Good job.

Chase: 3:31:20

Oh, you were always on time. Huh, I was always on time.

Stew: 3:31:23

Shut up ghost.

Movie Trailer: 3:31:28

Number one.

Gute: 3:31:28

Oh shit, All right. Does the ghost spin or does they go to Ragnar? No, he's alive.

Ragnar: 3:31:35

We call him back Remember.

Stew: 3:31:36

Okay, yeah, he's alive, all right. So in the series it implies that all immortals are what they call foundlings, so basically they're found as babies and raised by whoever finds them.

Ragnar: 3:31:53

Well, when you think about it that way, though, they die. When they're killed, they don't know anything, so they're a sponge, so they kind of are a baby.

Stew: 3:31:58

Yeah, if you think about it so, um, so connor's mom wasn't necessarily directly his biological mom. It was the woman who raised him. Yeah, yeah, same thing with Jacob Kell. He was found and raised in the clan by this priest that Connor ends up killing, yes, while his mom is being burned Unbeknownst. He didn't do it.

Ragnar: 3:32:25

I felt like he kind of did it on purpose. No, no, no, not that he didn't do it. He didn't know who he was. Yeah, okay that. Yeah, yeah, no, no, not that he didn't do it. He didn't know who he was killing yes, okay that I will. Yeah, yeah, because. And reason being is because when his mom is strapped to the fucking cross, hold on.

Movie Trailer: 3:32:41

Ah, brooch Smoke.

Ragnar: 3:32:47

So when his mom is strapped down and to the pile to burn to death, uh, jacob actually gives her a bag of uh gunpowder to accelerate it to ease the pain and it's basically, once it lights, it's gonna fucking kill her instantly.

Chase: 3:33:04

So which is really fucked up, because if it's just black powder, all that's gonna do is fuck you up a little bit worse, because the only thing, the only way, fire actually kills you, is if it finally eats into an artery and you bleed out but I think it scorches your, your lungs but I think, if the fact that's most of the time what happens is that she was wearing it as a necklace.

Stew: 3:33:27

He put it on as a necklace, hoping that when it went off, it would thereby burn the throat area, potentially getting one of the um carotid arteries or the windpipe, because I've had a black powder charge about the size of my fist go off almost in my hands. Okay, and how close were your hands to your throat?

Chase: 3:33:45

no, it wasn't, but it didn't even do tissue damage. How far was it. It was right here and my hand was here God damn Around it and it flashed and I lost all the hair up to my fucking face, but it was a slight burn, but he was trying.

Stew: 3:34:02

He was at least fucking trying.

Chase: 3:34:03

I understand the thought. Is it the thought counts? At that point, though, I would say Bitch is about to be burned to a fucking stake.

Stew: 3:34:12

You're like I would say bitch is about to be burned to a fucking stake. Let me do whatever I can to make it at least painful as I can.

Group: 3:34:18

You could stab him, no, he wouldn't have gotten away with it.

Ragnar: 3:34:22

Nope. So, connor, you see him breaking out of his little jail cell and he gets out and shit and comes up, gets his mom off the fucking pile and, as this happens, the fucking gunpowder explodes.

Chase: 3:34:40

Why are you glaring at me, ron? Oh?

Stew: 3:34:42

Ron is so fucking, he is so pissed right now. Ghost Ron is haunting us right now.

Ragnar: 3:34:48

He is so pissed right now. It's fucking great. It's funny. If he was just more professional he'd still be a part of this.

Stew: 3:34:51

Ghost Ron is haunting us right now. He's so pissed right now. It's fucking great, it's funny.

Ron: 3:34:53

If he was just more professional, he'd still be a part of this. At least I drank all of you guys more than what you guys are drinking.

Ragnar: 3:34:57

We're not done yet, bitch. We're not done. You little fuck. We're not fucking.

Stew: 3:35:00

Hey, what's our current tally, Mr Goot?

Gute: 3:35:03

I'm at 17. You're at 18. R I was still 22.

Ragnar: 3:35:08

Okay, and guess what? You fucking puked yeah.

Stew: 3:35:12

You still lost. And why were you at 22? Because you weren't fucking professional enough.

Ragnar: 3:35:16

No, all right, yes, that is why. Anyways, so, reason that he kills the priest is because he comes up to fucking basically tell him. Like you know, I don't remember what the fuck he tried to tell him- Basically he was saying all right it is what it is.

Movie Trailer: 3:35:33

Leave her alone and he doesn't know it's the priest?

Ragnar: 3:35:36

He doesn't know it's the priest.

Chase: 3:35:37

He was still on his bullshit, so I would have ended him too.

Ragnar: 3:35:40

So he fucking kills him. And then which?

Stew: 3:35:44

is Jacob's Kel father figure. Not just religiously, father, but that's the man who raised, who raised him.

Ragnar: 3:35:52

So then he kills, uh, then jacob is dead, uh, and then fast forward through time frame for everything, um, and you see that, um, jacob's been causing it all. He has been, he has been and he openly admits it too. Anytime something bad happened to connor's life, yeah, jacob's been causing it all.

Stew: 3:36:13

He has been, he has been and he openly admits it too anytime something bad happened to connor's life.

Ragnar: 3:36:15

Yeah, jacob was right there to lick up the tears and which brings up the fact of that he's playing the long game yes as opposed to the short game which everyone else was doing. You know which was like here and now, as opposed to now, next year, a hundred years away, a thousand years from now he was even fine once duncan killed fucking connor.

Stew: 3:36:40

He's like all right, fine, the shit passes to you. Yeah, I'm still gonna. I'm gonna fuck with your life now.

Ragnar: 3:36:44

Yeah, he kept fucking trying to leave and shit at on the uh I think this was the scaffolding.

Stew: 3:36:51

I think jacob kell was probably the best villain villain yeah, he was of the whole series. I think he was the best he was.

Ragnar: 3:36:58

He did a very good job, honestly, you know it was this, it was the shoes it was the shoes, little crosses honest honest to god.

Chase: 3:37:06

I think that just it was that little, you know, je ne sais quoi, the cherry on top that just gave it a little bit more pizzazz, if you will.

Movie Trailer: 3:37:15

Yeah.

Gute: 3:37:16

I loved it. It was a great little touch, it was methodical, it was as Ragnar said. It wasn't like a fucking small little step. It was a big picture, very methodical, yeah, just studying that.

Ragnar: 3:37:25

motherfucker, be like, I'm going to get you one day motherfucker everything he did man it's just fucking what you see in in the fourth one, which you don't see in the other ones, is team ups. Yes, you don't see that because it's dude, it's, it's individual, it's an individual game yeah, I will say no, you not, not in a way that this one is.

Stew: 3:37:48

Yeah, not to the level of this one. I was so glad to see.

Chase: 3:37:54

Damn it, what the fuck is his name? Donnie.

Movie Trailer: 3:37:56

Yen yeah, Donnie Yen.

Chase: 3:37:57

I was very happy to see him.

Ragnar: 3:37:59

Dude. You know, what's funny Is that he looks the same now as he did then. He's Asian.

Chase: 3:38:04

They age like that. The motherfucker will get 80 years old before he starts aging, and then suddenly he'll look 400 years old A hundred

Gute: 3:38:13

years in a row. Gone, damn it. So, speaking of fighting, I looked up and looked at that fucking Robert De Niro Raging Bull, fucking poster. I want to fight that motherfucker. So bad right now, robert.

Ragnar: 3:38:23

De Niro. De Niro or Raging Bull.

Gute: 3:38:26

The character in Raging Bull why?

Chase: 3:38:28

That's random. I know that's random, I know that's very random.

Gute: 3:38:31

Why I'm in fucking fight mode right now.

Movie Trailer: 3:38:34

You don't want to fight Weird Al.

Gute: 3:38:35

Rambo. No, I walk up to him and I'm like, I'm like, okay, I see you, motherfucker, I see you looking at me.

Chase: 3:38:42

To be fair, the main character of that whole movie was just his nose. It was he was sitting there and I was just staring him down was.

Stew: 3:38:53

He's just talking shit to you the entire time Like fuck you, man Somebody fucking dropped LSD in this motherfucker's drink, I know it.

Chase: 3:39:00

He's just sitting here talking to that goddamn poster.

Stew: 3:39:03

That's so fucking random. I love it. I fucking love it.

Ragnar: 3:39:08

Here's a question for you If what happened to Connor with Rachel right happened to you. Would you do what Connor did and eliminate yourself from the game and volunteer for a sanctuary?

Chase: 3:39:27

After so many years of violence.

Stew: 3:39:31

Okay, knowing that the point of the sanctuary is to make sure the game never ends yep, that's the whole point of it and make sure the good or bad because you can't guarantee a good is going to win nope. So if you remove yourself from the game, you're guaranteeing the bad doesn't win. You're also guaranteeing good doesn't win, but you're guaranteeing bad doesn't fucking win. Um, he is done with life. He's. He's seen the loves of his life die more than once now. Uh, he's lost his, the closest thing to a child that he has. He no longer has a reason to live. So if he can do one good thing by completely removing himself from the equation and thereby ensuring the game doesn't end with evil winning, that's a sacrifice that he's willing to make, versus just going out there and dying, um, then his death. Even though it's not a true death, his death still means something at that point, so I can understand and respect his decision. Okay, goop.

Gute: 3:40:39

Yeah, fuck that, I'm pulling all my resources.

Chase: 3:40:44

Why are you staring him down? God, I just want to fight him. I'm pulling my resources. I'm going to fucking beat the shit out of him.

Stew: 3:40:50

Fuck him. God damn, this motherfucker been eyeballing me all fucking night. I looked up and I was like Just look down, just look down. We're discovering a new side of Goot tonight. Yeah, fuck them.

Gute: 3:41:08

I'm pulling all my resources. Damn, that was quick Seven.

Stew: 3:41:18

Six Five that was quick Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. What time do you think we do that? I don't know. Spin the wheel.

Gute: 3:41:24

That's six o'clock.

Ron: 3:41:25

That way feels wrong.

Chase: 3:41:27

That way feels, wrong.

Ron: 3:41:28

See it ended up doing it on me. Shut up, is that?

Chase: 3:41:31

a seven or a two, you told me.

Ragnar: 3:41:33

I guess it's a two, because that's a one that's a three you're fucking blind shit I don't know, we haven't had that one yet no, we have not wait, we haven't had highland.

Stew: 3:41:43

We haven't had this yet. Oh, we haven't had that one. You're right. You're right, we've had island. Yeah, we've got Highland Park, not Highland's Distillery, sorry.

Gute: 3:41:50

Goddamn.

Ragnar: 3:41:53

Good spin.

Stew: 3:41:56

Oh shit, man Spin it the other way I found works a lot better. Feels wrong spinning it that direction. It does, but I don't want to, which explains why it only happened to Ron, because he's the only one who does it wrong.

Chase: 3:42:06

I just don't want to always land on Elijah Craig every single time, but I'm the same way Like if I have the option to go into their little sanctuary, bullshit or fight. I'm not going to, as a 450-year-old being, entrust the fate of whatever the hell is going to happen to some mortal immature minds. I've been at this game a little bit longer than they have.

Stew: 3:42:34

It's not necessarily trusting it to mortal, immature minds, but you're trusting it to um uh observe. Observationist no watchers no, uh, when you what's the word starts with an o, where you're hiding something almost obscurely obscurely obscure, obscurevation or something like that, where you're hiding something from sight. You are obscure, obscuring, yeah, but there's.

Chase: 3:43:01

I know what you're getting at.

Stew: 3:43:02

I forget there's a specific term, not obscuring, like it's something that ends in. All right, something is in TION. There's a specific where you're, you're, you're hiding the entrance through trickery, not through locks.

Chase: 3:43:17

Observation Anyway.

Stew: 3:43:20

So you're hiding it through lack of knowledge of the existence, versus actual locking it behind, so trusting it to that versus but at the end of the day I've been doing you know if I'm McCloud in this sense.

Chase: 3:43:35

I've been engaging in extreme violence for how many years Gross, and that's why he's tired.

Stew: 3:43:43

He's a good man and he's tired of this.

Chase: 3:43:45

And I can understand that, but at this point I've got the experience.

Stew: 3:43:47

He's a good man. Tired of being a good man, I'm just going to go fucking scorched earth. Yeah, but he doesn't want to go scorched earth. That's the thing. He's still a good man at heart and he doesn't want to have to go scorched earth.

Chase: 3:43:58

So is John Wick.

Stew: 3:44:00

He's a good man but John.

Movie Trailer: 3:44:01

Wick chose to go scorched earth.

Stew: 3:44:08

Exactly.

Chase: 3:44:08

And does thaters.

Stew: 3:44:09

He's a good man that decided to actually do something all right, all these other motherfucker who worked for the table. They could have great lives, be good, upstanding people have fucking um families and loved ones and everything like that. As far as they know, john wick deserves to be fucking taken out. As far as they understand, john wick that comes along and fucking stabs a pencil in their fucking eyeball All right. And now all of a sudden they're the bad guy. Not necessarily All right In their mind they're the hero in their own story.

Ragnar: 3:44:41

Okay, so we're back. We are, we have returned.

Chase: 3:44:46

Whoa, that was good. That was a good little harmony. There we're back.

Ragnar: 3:44:53

Five-minute rule now, so we went through five minutes now.

Stew: 3:45:00

Who last spun? I spun last. He did last Ragnar. So now change the rules. Instead of ten minutes we're down to five minute shots.

Gute: 3:45:07

I love Willem Dafoe saying Ragnar.

Stew: 3:45:10

You got. Ragnar, you got Ragnar hard when you heard that I did Is it, yes, sir.

Ragnar: 3:45:20

Say my name, daddy Ten, what?

Stew: 3:45:22

is it? Ah, ciroc, ciroc. All right Pomegranate. Oh, Ciroc Pome All right, all right, hold on. Is this Diddy's drink? I think so. Yes, all right, hold on. Is this Diddy's drink?

Chase: 3:45:32

I think, so, yes, is it really? Yeah, old penis diddler, I'm glad, meek Mills isn't around. You heard the audio right that shit is violent.

Stew: 3:45:39

That shit is violent and wrong. Give me that pussy. I'm like oh my God, oh my God. No, the audio is just brutal. It is fucking brutal sounding.

Chase: 3:45:58

He said. I came up to the door All I hear is balls hitting butt, cheeks, chase.

Stew: 3:46:11

Oh yeah, so I asked everyone Chase, you're sure?

Ragnar: 3:46:13

Oh yeah, so I asked everyone there we go.

Stew: 3:46:15

Okay, the fuck was that? Because we spun the wheel, he was kind of delayed, you know, just like his intelligence a little delayed. You're sitting in that chair. I got to make fun of you if you were wrong.

Chase: 3:46:27

What's she going to?

Ragnar: 3:46:27

say Wait a minute, dr Chase Taco cheese. On what's she gonna say, wait a minute, taco cheese, taco cheese. You got the cap.

Stew: 3:46:34

I handed it to. I handed it to Goot. I don't know what he did with the cap. Did you hand it to?

Gute: 3:46:40

Chase, there it is, I did hand it to him taco cheese that's why I said it.

Dawn Brody: 3:46:48

I didn't even know he had everything happy two minutes and 40 seconds.

Gute: 3:46:55

Gross. I love people laughing in the background.

Movie Trailer: 3:46:57

Let's go.

Ragnar: 3:47:04

So yeah, so we left off with me asking you guys what you would do.

Chase: 3:47:08

That was a little better this time it is good, it's very sweet.

Gute: 3:47:12

It is good, it's very sweet. What would you guys want If?

Chase: 3:47:14

you would go into the sanctuary or not, gentlemen, I must say carry on without me, my job here is done.

Stew: 3:47:21

You're sacrificing yourself. You kept the Ron away.

Chase: 3:47:25

We appreciate that. Oh God, oh God.

Stew: 3:47:30

And once again, god, all right. And once again, then there was three, if I throw up.

Chase: 3:47:35

It'll be on the soundboard. I'll just make sure Please don't. No, no, no, you're invested in that bitch. No.

Stew: 3:47:44

Goodbye.

Gute: 3:47:44

Y'all have a good one. I forget how fast five minutes goes by, god damn.

Ragnar: 3:47:48

Ask your wife. One, two, three.

Stew: 3:47:56

Good, five minutes goes by, god damn.

Gute: 3:47:57

Ask your wife one good setup there. Sorry, I love you. I love you too, hobron.

Stew: 3:48:00

I'm like fuck goot all right, yeah, so so I answered it. Dude, did you answer no? You said yeah, you would not do it. You go down fighting, I would pull all my resources, fuck this.

Gute: 3:48:13

Because if you're going to attack me this way, I've been here for a long time. I may have lost all my fucking feelings, whatever to whatever I have in this world, but if you come at me, let's fucking go. I have an army with me. Fuck you. I'm pulling everything with me.

Movie Trailer: 3:48:28

I'm gonna fucking obliterate you, he didn't know he was being targeted at the time.

Stew: 3:48:33

He didn't know what necessarily happened. As far as he knew, it was just a random fucking gas leak that caused the death of his daughter. He didn't know he was being targeted, so emotionally he was just done with this world.

Ragnar: 3:48:47

He just wants to feel the clock.

Gute: 3:48:50

Thank you, Ron.

Ragnar: 3:48:50

Thank you, you, ghost Ron. So when Duncan gets captured by the Watchers and this is after the original Sanctuary got taken- out 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 kill him.

Gute: 3:49:10

Uh oh, three, two, one, kill your limit. Woo, yeah, go in.

Stew: 3:49:16

Uh-oh, oh my God. If I need to re-spin on me, I will. That was completely by accident, but I don't think you're going to take two spins.

Movie Trailer: 3:49:27

Shut the fuck up, Ghost Ron I am being honest about it it was an accident.

Stew: 3:49:31

I was trying to get better sound effects and it got too close. Do it again, okay wow, okay what highlands? Damn fuck okay, and I was willing, if dictated by the group, to take a punishment for it. I was absolutely willing. Fuck, what was I saying?

Movie Trailer: 3:49:54

I honestly cannot remember the gas leak.

Stew: 3:49:58

Hold on.

Ragnar: 3:49:58

We talked about gas leak, oh so Duncan gets taken by the Watchers. He gets taken by the Watchers, but it's the actual good sect of the Watchers.

Stew: 3:50:10

It isn't the Hunters, it's the Watchers isn't the hunters, it's the watcher.

Ragnar: 3:50:13

Yeah, yes, yeah, um, and the one that uh actually captures him or not? He doesn't even capture him. He rescues him from the remake of the sanctuary. Yes, um, it's mythos and um who, mythos, is the oldest. He is the oldest, by the way, and he's actually he's taking himself out of the game. Yeah, mithos is like 5,000 years old.

Gute: 3:50:35

Yeah, it fucking annoys me, but yeah.

Stew: 3:50:39

What? What does it annoy you?

Gute: 3:50:41

about. Why remove yourself off the game board if you're that old and that have much wisdom.

Stew: 3:50:46

So Mithos has done basically everything, including being very brutal, yeah um he was. Yes, he was one of the the four horsemen. Uh, he was death, uh in the four horsemen. He was the smartest of the four horsemen. He was the one who would plan the attacks and shit like that.

Gute: 3:51:09

See, that fucking hurts me even more.

Stew: 3:51:10

Thank you, rock, I'm doing the same thing.

Gute: 3:51:12

Gross.

Stew: 3:51:21

So Mithos decided what he had done in his past wasn't forgivable, so he didn't deserve to be the one. But also, he recognizes. Recognizes, so thereby he's no longer evil, so he doesn't deserve to be taken down. So he's like all right, I'm just gonna walk away. Yep, that's all I'm gonna do. I'm not good, I'm not bad, I am. And just removes himself from that. He's seen the best of the best and the worst of the worst. He's seen the best of the best and the worst of the worst. He's been the best of the best and the worst of the worst. And he's like I'm done, I will just live my life, that's it.

Ragnar: 3:51:59

Up to the beginning of the series. Once the series started and he met Duncan and all them.

Stew: 3:52:07

Duncan brings it back. Duncan brings it back into it.

Ragnar: 3:52:14

Into the game.

Ragnar: 3:52:15

So yep, so mythos and joe, yes, who was a watcher, rescued him from the remake of the sanctuary and and they, and they tell him that, uh, basically, fucking jacob is more powerful than him and connor combined, because so when connor kills the priest it's 18 years after he became immortal. So that seems right. Jacob and connor are pretty much equal in age. The only difference difference is that Jacob has killed like 600. He's got about three times the body count. Yeah, he's had about 650 or so beheadings. Connor has a high 200s and Duncan has a high 100s.

Stew: 3:53:09

And that's with Duncan taking two long breaks from the game. He just removed himself the game for twice. Now the beginning of the series is where he gets drawn back into the game after his second hiatus. So he has 100 and some bodies underneath of him immortals. Connor has 200 and some. Jacob has 600 and some underneath of him immortals connor has 200 and some. Jacob has 600 and some. And the watcher, joe, was like you're not even the same fucking league as this motherfucker right here.

Ragnar: 3:53:40

Um yeah so, but the difference I think that the biggest difference between duncan and connor in this one here is that at the end of the fucking film, duncan is a poker. He's going to poke you, and poke you, and poke you until you get so fucking pissed off where you immediately just start fucking shit up. You forget your entire game plan 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Exploding taco. Exploding taco. Exploding taco, it does explode Nice.

Movie Trailer: 3:54:22

Okay, oh there it goes again.

Gute: 3:54:30

Number 10. Ciroc, ciroc again.

Stew: 3:54:33

All right, more sugary bullshit. We'll hot swap it in for some other sugary bullshit. Who picked?

Gute: 3:54:39

up the Kool-Aid. That's not a full shot, brother.

Ragnar: 3:54:44

I'm trying to give equal parts to everybody. Oh, I see what you're doing here it is which isn't going to happen.

Ron: 3:54:50

There's a little bit left, I think that's fair, no you picked that one, so you have to pick it yeah, pick some other sugary bullshit this one yeah okay

Stew: 3:55:05

that's sugary bullshit you're getting rid of Ron's punishment. We're working on that. Okay, I like how quick that was. I will make another one, alright let it rip.

Gute: 3:55:26

How many shots is that for you guys? Don't know. I'm at 22, 23, 21.

Stew: 3:55:34

Fuck you, Ron. I beat your ass and I'm not puking. Fuck you, Ghost, Ron.

Ron: 3:55:40

You didn't take them all in a fucking row.

Stew: 3:55:42

You're right, because I'm professional. It's your fault. Those are butthurt Jesus. I lost the train. I'm not even lying. I'm not even lying.

Gute: 3:55:51

Talking about the Watchers and like.

Stew: 3:55:53

Okay, yeah. So in the series you have the Watchers. Every Immortal has a watcher. All throughout history you find out in the series um like marvel sort of yeah, yeah, god, but it isn't like one person watching everybody. No, it's mortals, they're on, they. They found out about the immortals, they found out about the game. Like. We probably should keep track of these motherfuckers because we don't know how this is going to end.

Ragnar: 3:56:21

So let's keep track and just like they say in the movie, like with um, uh, the first one, if, uh, um, if he wins, like the world is damned, you know. And just like in the second one, it's the same thing. In the third one and the fourth one it's the same thing. So if this, if the bad immortal wins, the entire world is damned. It's gonna fucking plummet into eternal darkness and damnation. The world will never recover and all this shit. So it's basically apocalypse.

Stew: 3:56:52

Yeah, the fucking, if the evil one wins and the watchers main rule up till the serious point is they do not interfere, they just stay the fuck out of it. They just record and watch then in the series you have they're called the hunters that are like this is some bullshit. We need to rig the game in humans favor um, and so they do. They start hunting down immortals and taking them out.

Ron: 3:57:22

Can the ghosts come in for a minute Look?

Stew: 3:57:24

at those sad eyes. I have a question.

Movie Trailer: 3:57:26

What's your question? The guy with the cane, joe, that was in the series. That's Joe. He's a watcher, right?

Ron: 3:57:30

Yes, so you said there's a watcher for every single. He was Duncan's watcher, okay, so he was on the good side. Yes, yeah, then who was the guy that was with him when he was looking at the computer for all?

Stew: 3:57:40

mythos yes that's an immortal who pretended to be a watcher for a minute there. He infiltrated the watchers, he made them think he was a mortal, and it so just so much better than I do.

Ron: 3:57:52

I don't remember that. I remember him in the series with the cane and everything I I remember he was a good character, and also joe is the one with the cane who was the young kid that was breaking in in the first episode, richie.

Stew: 3:58:02

Richie yeah.

Ron: 3:58:03

I remember that.

Stew: 3:58:03

Okay, he started out as human. And then Connor basically tells Duncan hey, keep an eye on this kid, you need to keep an eye on him. And then you find out later on it's because he's a pre-immortal. He dies a violent death and becomes an immortal. And becomes an immortal, duncan's like yeah, I know, I need to keep an eye on him and start training him and putting him under my wing. So he actually starts training him in the ways before he even becomes an immortal.

Ron: 3:58:28

But he never comes. That's the thing. He never was in the endgame for some reason. That's because Richie dies. He dies in the series. He dies. Okay, it's been a long time since I've seen the series.

Stew: 3:58:36

I didn't think that, okay yeah, he dies after only a couple years, which sucks for Immortal. It does. It fucking sucks yeah.

Gute: 3:58:42

Going off topic. That's why I appreciate Cabin in the Woods Two one.

Stew: 3:58:48

Yeah, this is a five-minute, one. Nice, I'm liking this.

Ragnar: 3:58:53

This show would have been like an hour long if it was five minutes.

Stew: 3:58:55

I know right, fucking Ron would have been fucking under the table by now. Shut up, ghost. We really have to. I'm happy I bought a new bottle for that shit. I am too, man. It's a great choice. Eliza Craig is always a wonderful, wonderful choice, can't? Go wrong with that mess?

Gute: 3:59:16

Also I was going to say that's why my appreciation for Cabin in the Woods. The movie oh I love Cabin in the Woods. The movie oh I love Cabin in the Woods. They fucking let the shit go to fucking hell, mm-hmm. And I would love to see what happens after that.

Ragnar: 3:59:28

So in the fifth one, the world is already basically there and shit what do you mean there? The world is already shit. It's already a shit show, yeah.

Stew: 3:59:42

So Global Warning has gone fucking crazy um everything's always that perpetual sunset feeling yes, who's that big armor character armor in the armor like yeah, in the fifth one, are you talking about the guardian who's only halfway? He's wearing like leather shit.

Ron: 3:59:58

That's like I saw a clip of him. That's why I was curious.

Stew: 4:00:00

You know that's the guardian, um, he is the one there to protect the source of the quickenings, the power, um. So you find out. It kind of goes in cycles, sort of like chase's idea when he was talking about it earlier. You know, every you know, planets align a certain way and then this shit happens.

Ragnar: 4:00:21

Well, you find out which was actually his way was actually accurate for the fifth one, this motherfucker. And he never seen it.

Stew: 4:00:29

All right. So you find out there's a group of immortals that go to the source every X amount of years, every X amount of years, and then the source kind of makes them fight, you know, and tempts them with evil shit oh, you can be the most powerful one, or something like that. And then if you fall for the evil, then you take over the role of the guardian and you kill the rest of your group. And that was the one who the previous group is killed, all the rest of his fellow immortals and he became cause. He fell to evil. Um, so he's there to protect the source and it was just horseshit.

Ragnar: 4:01:17

It was, it was, and the whole thing of getting off the fourth one but ended a fifth was. And the whole thing of getting off the fourth one but into the fifth one, the whole the ending of the fifth one when duncan actually fucking kills him, since he was actually good, he actually received the gift of what the immortals could never have huh of birth of an actual fucking child. He didn't kill him, that's how he got it.

Stew: 4:01:47

Adam's absolutely right. You're right, you're right. He showed him mercy.

Ragnar: 4:01:54

He showed that he had more courage and mercy than anybody else.

Gute: 4:01:59

To who, though?

Stew: 4:02:02

So there's a higher power? Yes, god damn it. Yeah, what what you said earlier? Yeah, I was like when you and chase are talking, I'm like I know maybe I don't want to say but um, that's it that they eventually came up with, um, so, but it was, it was horseshit. It was, it was horseshit, it was so bad, yeah it was literally a made for sci-fi tv movie on sci-fi yeah, yeah, god damn it was. It was so bad and it felt like that too.

Ragnar: 4:02:35

The entire it showed like you know, a lot of sci-fi movies are like gloomy, yes, and it's all like the same fucking um same scenery, almost you know that's the way this one was, yeah, so the only thing I say is I had fun with the villain I had fun with the guardian the guardian was fun.

Stew: 4:02:52

He was straight psychopathic and enjoyed it the entire time. You know everything he did. He was like, oh, I'm having a great fucking time fucking with you.

Ron: 4:03:01

Can I bring a question to the table, even to have Ghost Chase involved too? What's your question? What is your ranking of the villains in all five movies, other than the people who haven't seen the source? Your ranking of the best villain up to the lowest villain?

Stew: 4:03:15

Maybe you didn't understand the rules when we laid them out in the beginning.

Ron: 4:03:18

The ghosts are there to provide guidance and say something when we have a conversation in order to maybe jump start a new conversation, Were we at a lull?

Ragnar: 4:03:32

Ragnar? No, I don't believe so. Do you feel we were?

Stew: 4:03:35

at a lull, that's a big negative there, sir. Okay, so I feel we punish Ghost Ron. All in favor, all in favor say aye.

Ron: 4:03:43

I'm not in the show. I'm not in the show.

Stew: 4:03:47

You gotta go or you're losing either way, because you've lost, it's two against one right now, zero.

Ron: 4:03:55

You also gotta spin the wheel.

Ragnar: 4:03:57

Alright, fine, we'll spin the wheel. Is it on me? I just spin, I just spin to you, all right. All right, fine, we'll spin the wheel. But is it on me or is it on? I just spent, I just spent for you. So yes, ghost, the ghost will be punished.

Stew: 4:04:06

All right Ghost shall be punished. We're including you. Be thankful.

Ragnar: 4:04:16

You're the one, the one to leave the show. But you said you want every now and then, and say something. Six, when there's a lull Highland Park, it's been a minute.

Stew: 4:04:26

Alright, and pass this to Ghost Ron, please, does he lost?

Ron: 4:04:36

He broke the rules. I didn't break the rules. You said that ghosts can come in every now and then and say something To guide at lulls in the rules.

Stew: 4:04:40

I didn't break the rules. You said that ghosts can come in every now and then and say something To guide and lulls in the conversation.

Ragnar: 4:04:44

That's not what was voted. You were not at lulls and you agreed to it and you fucking agreed to it.

Movie Trailer: 4:04:56

I agree, but ghosts are going to interrupt, otherwise All right.

Ron: 4:05:03

Eight, what's eight, here you go, it's right over there.

Stew: 4:05:08

Of course we should know Elijah Craig by now.

Ragnar: 4:05:10

Number eight how did you feel about his conundrum, though, in the fourth one?

Stew: 4:05:15

About him taking Connor. Yeah, I felt for him and I felt he did the right thing. Yeah, and I felt they honored the situation. Yeah, I fell for him and I felt he did the right thing. Yeah, and I felt they honored the situation. Yeah, I really did. I was very impressed with how respectful they handled the thing they didn't say because Connor chose to basically put him in that headlock situation and he knew the only way out was to do what he did, the trick that he taught him. Yep, so he wasn't disrespectful and it wasn't saying for sure that duncan was the better swordsmith than connor was. I'm like, okay, cool, because no matter what they chose at that time, it would have pissed off half the audience. Yeah, so they had to paint it into a way that was honorable.

Stew: 4:06:03

Yes, I'm like all right, that was good.

Ragnar: 4:06:05

Yeah, that was good. I respect that.

Stew: 4:06:07

That got a little heartstring there yes, when, when that one happened, what do you think? About it and you don't have the connection to duncan that ragnar and myself, man, I don't that's just.

Gute: 4:06:18

I feel bad. Now I feel like I should watch the tv show I suggest it, I really do.

Ron: 4:06:24

It's enjoyable I will now. We're here nowhere near as good as like sg1 or I will say that you think the tv show would change your opinion if the uh I don't if you watched it I don't know yet.

Stew: 4:06:36

Ghost I don't know you get ready to do uh?

Gute: 4:06:39

ghost road, I don't know.

Stew: 4:06:40

I I think it would because I I love in-depth stuff. If you have, please, all right, as you were saying, goop, I almost spicy boner that I heard that I almost saw that, yep yeah, I think a tv show would sway me, because I hope, I, I love I love in-depth shit.

Gute: 4:06:58

In-depth shit because, because, if you tell me a backstory, that's really good, I'm in-fucking-vested.

Stew: 4:07:04

That's why I do say that this entire idea works well with a long-form storytelling. This is why. Stargate worked well with long-form storytelling Because there's so much history, so much shit to explore there. It makes you invested in the overall characters so much more, so much more, and appreciate everything it's like godzilla mls1.

Gute: 4:07:34

Yes, yeah, that movie was fucking a perfect movie because you actually care about the characters, and then I think all this shit happens and you care about the characters, and then I think all this shit happens and you care about the characters and the fucking movie is fucking just perfect. Yeah, I wish they took that fucking approach. Give me a reason to invest these characters, and I'd be fucking sold yeah, if you had watched the series and then you had saw.

Stew: 4:07:56

If you had grown up with connor and then you had watched the series and you saw Duncan. The fight between the two of them was heartbreaking it was. See, I was born in 86.

Gute: 4:08:07

I was born in 86.

Stew: 4:08:10

It was heartbreaking.

Gute: 4:08:11

I feel that, hearing you say that, I feel that you were born when, in 86.

Stew: 4:08:16

I know Young Buffy.

Ragnar: 4:08:17

Graduated high school in 89. Jesus Christ, you're old Young Bo.

Stew: 4:08:22

I graduated high school in 89. Jesus Christ, you're old.

Gute: 4:08:24

No shit, chase is struggling walking up the stairs.

Stew: 4:08:27

This is Adam, by the way, bringing everybody back Bring this up real quick.

Ragnar: 4:08:31

I've been playing a long game on y'all.

Stew: 4:08:33

He's a Highlander, he's a watcher. What's my name? Adam? Who's Adam?

Ragnar: 4:08:39

As in the first In the series, series one hit the button. I can't remember. I'll bet my head, I'm not gonna remember adam pearson is the watcher.

Stew: 4:08:54

Who's is mythos? Yes, that was his name, motherfucker. Good job, I'm the oldest one here, good job you, son of a, I respect that I respect the hell out of that it's the watch over here good job, I am well played.

Ragnar: 4:09:09

Well, you know what?

Stew: 4:09:11

I will take an extra shot out of respect to adam checkmate. Let's see what I mean I will take I'm right there Nine, all right. Okay, spend me an extra one for me, okay, like I said, out of respect to Adam's nerd knowledge. All right, I will respect that and once again handicap myself even more willingly. Respect your elders. Four Crown Royals, crown Black All. Respect your elders. Four Crown Royals, crown Black All right.

Ragnar: 4:09:44

All right.

Stew: 4:09:47

I'll have that right after we do this. Yep, just as late. You know, ron doesn't say why did you chat back to back to back. Yeah, here we go Gross. There we go Gross, there we go Gotcha.

Movie Trailer: 4:10:11

Oh, you are too.

Stew: 4:10:12

Awesome. How about you Ghost Ron? You going to give him respect, are you? You don't have to. This is a voluntary shot. I'm good, okay.

Gute: 4:10:19

You're playing the game.

Stew: 4:10:19

I understand. I respect that I'll. You're playing the game, I understand I respect that I'll do it.

Ron: 4:10:24

I just took that one, so that's 23.

Gute: 4:10:26

I was giving you a plus two.

Movie Trailer: 4:10:28

No.

Gute: 4:10:29

I'm at 25. Ragnar 24. Never mind, so now update. So Ragnar and Goode 25. I'm fine and Stu at 27.

Ron: 4:10:43

What am I at?

Gute: 4:10:44

23.

Ron: 4:10:45

I'll give you the extra one he took with your friend. If you want to count it, it's up to you. I did, I did. I love you.

Stew: 4:10:57

I'm sorry I just took my crown black. I didn't know we were waiting to toast each other. I apologize on that one. By the way, my glass is chipped.

Ragnar: 4:11:03

What the fuck, don't drink from that side.

Stew: 4:11:09

That'll suck. This feels weird. I'm going to blame Ghost.

Ragnar: 4:11:15

Ron for this.

Ron: 4:11:16

You shouldn't have the chipped glass.

Stew: 4:11:17

I don't know why you have the chipped one. I have a chipped shot glass. I think you are trying to make me lose. That's why you gave me this glass.

Ron: 4:11:23

Why would a chipped glass make you lose?

Stew: 4:11:25

The time is about to run out again.

Ron: 4:11:29

That's fine.

Ragnar: 4:11:33

The original trailer for number four. It had Connor splitting Jacob in two and then being two people.

Stew: 4:11:41

Wow, I don't remember that trail at all, but okay fuck trailers.

Ragnar: 4:11:44

That's why it never got made, because it's fucking ridiculous. It never got sent out. That would have been weird. A bit of weird shit right?

Stew: 4:11:52

oh, because the head wasn't detached from the body in that case. So which means, yeah, by the way, you can lose a limb as an immortal and it doesn't grow back. Yes, I was that in the series yes, yeah, yeah, I didn't know they have an amor, a big bad from one season yes, the only thing I remember is bones. Yeah, duncan cuts off the hand of one of the big bads of a season, xavier um, and the next time you see him he's got a little fucking hook and shit like that.

Ron: 4:12:21

Yeah, I remember duncan mcleod fell off the cliff during the mountain men episode that was your favorite episode.

Stew: 4:12:26

I love that episode, yeah and I remember you'll heal.

Ron: 4:12:29

His bones broke and he just remember hearing all the cracking sounds as his bones are starting to heal yep and uh. I remember that one. That was my favorite music for that episode there during that specific scene was very like.

Ragnar: 4:12:41

It made you feel everything that was going on.

Ron: 4:12:44

Yeah, it was good.

Ragnar: 4:12:45

And I know we said this before about the movie itself Is there already a mic shot next, it's your turn.

Gute: 4:12:50

All right.

Ragnar: 4:12:50

Yeah, it's coming up that the music for the movies is what really made it 100%, but also the TV series itself.

Stew: 4:12:59

The music propelled it so much. Well 90% of the TV series music was Queen it was they just kept choosing whether it was instrumental or orchestral. Yeah, Two.

Ron: 4:13:14

One, it's the money juggle. This every five minutes, shit is different. This every five minutes, shit is different. We're only 31 minutes into the show. How many, damn what? Seven it's only been 31 minutes For all the five minutes.

Ragnar: 4:13:33

Where's?

Ron: 4:13:33

seven.

Ragnar: 4:13:36

It's on the table.

Movie Trailer: 4:13:36

It's right here.

Ron: 4:13:37

It's ghost pepper vodka. Okay, oh no, all right.

Ragnar: 4:13:39

It's not spicy, Damn it's going to make him hiccup.

Ron: 4:13:40

Gold's Pepper Vodka. Okay, oh no. All right, it's not spicy, tim, it's going to make him hiccup. No, it hasn't that one's weak, that one's weak. I remember I bought that to fuck up stew and I remember it was nothing it surprisingly, has not made me hiccup a single time yet. There's no spice to it, there's nothing to it.

Stew: 4:13:55

It is the the pussiest fucking spicy shit we've had on the show.

Ron: 4:14:00

I even looked up, I'm happy with it.

Stew: 4:14:01

I'm like, oh yeah, rod, you want to go ahead and do Ghostbusters.

Ron: 4:14:06

Okay, let's do it. The moonshine the non-alcoholic moonshine was worse than that shit.

Stew: 4:14:10

Yeah, that was disgusting that was the taste of like feet. Yeah, all right, it was wrong, all right. While we're bull bullshit, what else you got?

Ron: 4:14:17

I'll fucking do it. I'll fucking do it. I'll do it with you guys. I'm not the show you just want to be a part of the show.

Stew: 4:14:23

I want to fucking drink. Fuck you, you know you've lost. No matter what you've lost, I've lost, okay, but I can still drink, as long as you admit you're a loser. No, I admit you're a loser. I'm not a loser, I lost.

Ron: 4:14:41

Shut up, hold on, let me fucking do a tear through. You're a ghost, you're done, god damn it.

Ragnar: 4:14:46

All right, no, the actual cemetery scene after the sanctuary. When Duncan has Joe and Mithos, drive him out there. Yeah yeah, yeah. So the original cut that they had for it was they're speaking French, because they both speak fluent French, but they figured out that it doesn't actually work with the history of them, so they actually had them speaking old Gaelic.

Stew: 4:15:16

That works a lot better. So that's what you see in the film itself. Which makes a lot more sense.

Ragnar: 4:15:20

It does. It really does, because it's both. It brings back, you know, their heritage and really the language that, like nobody else, is fucking speaking, that that's around.

Stew: 4:15:34

What's my count right now? By the way, Harley Just text me 28.

Ron: 4:15:38

What am I?

Gute: 4:15:39

at Two and a half 24.

Ron: 4:15:43

I'm at 24. And what's Ragnar at?

Gute: 4:15:45

25. And you 26. Okay.

Ragnar: 4:15:49

Hey, I'm happy with him. No, I'm at 26. You're at 26 now that asterisk says you're a ghost, I said you're 24 with an asterisk I'm 24.

Stew: 4:16:02

I want to put these scores on there about everybody's shots. This is going a lot greater than I thought it would be Really. Yeah, it is, and in previous shows you've shown tiredness a lot earlier into our recordings than Well, Fat man, I blocked out.

Gute: 4:16:20

I don't remember half the episode. The middle part of the episode I don't remember. Did you set my name?

Movie Trailer: 4:16:27

so good yeah that's the thing I came back we were talking outside for like an hour it was spicy boner.

Gute: 4:16:36

I just remember you spicy. Yeah.

Stew: 4:16:41

Oh, I didn't even catch it. So I will believe y'all. I will absolutely believe y'all.

Gute: 4:16:44

I admit it. I admit it All right. No, all right.

Ron: 4:16:48

The thing I remember is when you got out of the chair and started crawling on the floor.

Stew: 4:16:55

But because of previous recordings is why I thought you'd be out earlier than you are. Currently no judgments.

Dawn Brody: 4:17:06

He's taking his Vita, boos. It's got to be on the table. Not a whole lot left. You can't hold it. It's got to be on the table.

Ron: 4:17:11

Has he been taking a vitamin every? It's got to be on the table God.

Movie Trailer: 4:17:14

I hope not how many vitamins have you? Taken.

Stew: 4:17:16

Your liver go like fucking overdrive. All right, no fucking liver.

Ron: 4:17:19

Your liver go like fucking overdrive. No, no. How many have you taken of those?

Stew: 4:17:23

Was this full when you got here?

Group: 4:17:26

No, alright, what number are you laying on? He didn't do it on the table.

Movie Trailer: 4:17:29

Okay.

Stew: 4:17:31

I was holding it.

Gute: 4:17:32

Exactly Ten.

Stew: 4:17:36

That's the Kool-Aid, that's the.

Ragnar: 4:17:38

Kool-Aid Alright.

Stew: 4:17:42

Here you go, Mr Goof. Shake it, or else you'll get like sediment yeah.

Ron: 4:17:47

So, man, I'm bringing my numbers up I'll fucking drink, every show, every fucking round, I don't care.

Stew: 4:17:53

No, you're already out, you're dead, I'm out.

Ron: 4:17:55

But you know what? I'll still be happy with my score.

Stew: 4:17:58

Your score doesn't count. It's going to be in fucking writing.

Ragnar: 4:18:04

Your score is at 21.

Ron: 4:18:06

You can drink as much as you want. Right now, your score is at 21. I'm a loser, but I have.

Stew: 4:18:11

You don't get to count your boot and rally.

Ron: 4:18:14

I'm just saying how many shots everybody is at Two one Time to spin.

Stew: 4:18:21

Wait, did he spin the actual round shot? No, that was for his punishment.

Ragnar: 4:18:25

So it's his round shot now. Round shot. No, your 21 counts as 21. Doesn't matter how much you drink now.

Ron: 4:18:33

I know, but I'm still going to. You were only on 21 before you lost.

Ragnar: 4:18:38

You are not putting fucking excess numbers on there 21. Because if you do, the excess numbers that you put on that fucking card are the amount that you're going to have to fucking take Kool-Aid for everybody. That includes you now, ghost Ron. No, I'll do it, since you want to be part of the fucking show. I want to.

Ron: 4:18:56

I'll take it, I'll drink whatever. Fuck. I don't give a fuck he's like, I just want to be included.

Stew: 4:19:02

Exactly, everybody. Be my friend. You need to stop talking so much. You're dead, you're quiet.

Ragnar: 4:19:11

Don't make me fucking laugh like that.

Stew: 4:19:14

Why not? Laugh and spill so you can catch up? Laugh and spill so you can catch up and be a man. Be a man. Shut up, whore.

Ron: 4:19:22

Hey, it's in the recording that I drank every shot that you had 21 shots.

Stew: 4:19:25

No that I had more. How many I had 21. 21, actual fucking numbers.

Movie Trailer: 4:19:31

I'm lost. I'm a loser.

Stew: 4:19:33

I'm a loser.

Ron: 4:19:37

I'm a loser, there you go, but I still took shots. There you go. Shut up drink.

Stew: 4:19:45

It's right there. Oh, all over the table, all over the table.

Ragnar: 4:19:54

So guess what Fuck it, I'll take it.

Stew: 4:19:57

Take it, I'll fucking drink, I'll take it.

Ragnar: 4:20:03

Take it, fix up, I'll take it again. I'll fucking drink, I'll take it.

Stew: 4:20:05

Get the can closer because I think he might end up going twice in a row. No, I won't, I'm fine. Did the waiter get changed?

Ragnar: 4:20:12

I am fine, so Donnie Yen yes.

Movie Trailer: 4:20:15

Right.

Ragnar: 4:20:16

Fuck me. 311. So Donnie Yen is the. I didn't want him in my house. He's the badass in the fucking movie, right? I think he is. I think he's a lot better than fucking Jacob Kell.

Stew: 4:20:28

His character. They're smarter, donnie's better. He is, yes, exactly.

Ragnar: 4:20:31

What's Ted? But in real life Donnie Yen is actually fucking Adrian Brody's Martial Arts and Circling. Really.

Ron: 4:20:41

Yes. I did not know that. That's awesome. Yep All right, I rolled a 10. I got to do another Kool-Aid show. Then do it. I don't give a fuck. Fuck you, ghost. I want my numbers. We're talking. We're talking, your numbers are 21. No, it's not.

Gute: 4:21:02

It's 21 for for the night it's fucking you boot and rally, boot and rally, don't count 30, 25.

Ron: 4:21:04

See there you go, exaggerating rally, don't count all right, so this is number 26, then 26.

Gute: 4:21:07

Okay.

Stew: 4:21:08

Number 21 21 for the show 26 21 for the show is what? Counts you boot and rally, that doesn't count so.

Ragnar: 4:21:19

So I thought that was was actually pretty fucking cool, because that actually explains in their fight scene why they're so good, why they're so good with each other. Yes, and like the actual respect level, I think.

Stew: 4:21:32

I definitely felt that. I definitely felt that Adrian was Cheers Duncan's. You know, the Duncan character was very much on par with Donnie Yen and I was surprised by that because, honestly, donnie Yen realistically should have beat the fuck out of Adrian.

Ragnar: 4:21:48

Brody, he should have, yes, but Adrian Brody's actually a.

Stew: 4:21:52

Is it Adrian Brody or Adrian Paul? Okay, you keep saying Adrian Brody and I'm like am I wrong?

Ragnar: 4:21:57

No, you're right, Adrian Paul, I'm thinking of the fucking the other big little shit. No, you're right, Adrian Paul, I'm thinking of the fucking the other big little shit. No, Adrian Paul, he's actually a swordsman, Swordsman Instructor. I know the name Adrian Brody but I can't swear from where.

Stew: 4:22:12

Alright, he's gone, he's gone. Who you? You're gone, you're gone.

Ron: 4:22:18

No, no, no, no, I was getting the garbage can for him. They told me to get the garbage can for him.

Gute: 4:22:21

I said I can't look at, you do that.

Ron: 4:22:24

Oh, okay.

Stew: 4:22:24

Okay, I was like oh, that's too much noise, that's too much banging they told me to get the garbage can for you, that's what I was getting.

Ron: 4:22:37

No.

Dawn Brody: 4:22:37

I said I can and look a little green. So we moved the.

Ron: 4:22:41

I thought he was going to puke, so I put the turn down. No, I'm not going to puke.

Stew: 4:22:44

I thought Ron was being stupid and I was like no, no more, I'm done.

Ragnar: 4:22:51

That was an urgent move.

Stew: 4:22:52

Okay, I appreciate that, but I'm done. Ragnar and I are actually having a discussion about the films and then all of a sudden, I hear bang, bang, bang, bang bang on the table and it's Ron, ghost Ron, causing it.

Movie Trailer: 4:23:07

My bad for assuming.

Ron: 4:23:09

They told me to get the garbage can, and that's what I was putting out for him. That's how those ghosts get attention they make noise. Adrian.

Ragnar: 4:23:17

Brody was in the King Kong.

Stew: 4:23:21

That's who it was, yeah.

Ragnar: 4:23:23

I keep getting those two mixed up.

Stew: 4:23:25

Who's been. Who's been. Who's been who's been. You're hurt. All right Might. I vote potentially. Why were? Because we are being super delicate handling this fucking goddamn wheel back and forth to each other. We don't necessarily have to be as delicate.

Gute: 4:23:42

That spun on me Fuck me, don't call it.

Ragnar: 4:23:46

Nine, nine, jen, are we all okay with?

Stew: 4:23:50

At this point. Yes, just for this episode to make things smoother for each other. This episode only. Yes.

Ron: 4:23:58

How about this, stu, you're a ghost. We are. No, I'm asking you a question. Alright, will you let me in, daddy? No, you're dead. Save that clip. I was trying to get back you let fucking. Oh, I almost said it, that was cringy.

Stew: 4:24:18

That was so desperate, because we knew who pissed you off. That's why you died early. Deal with it. I'll still take the shot. This is what our fucking rules are, so want it? Yeah, you're welcome to get as much shots as you want. It don't matter it. Don't change your final number your final number is 21. I know your final number is 21 for the highlander show.

Ron: 4:24:40

Yeah, but both no shots take.

Stew: 4:24:42

No, yes, 21, you boot. Once you boot, it doesn't count. It doesn't count. You've reset your clock. It doesn't matter after that point. But now we're taking it.

Ron: 4:24:55

Then I, I, because I feel like we are like men.

Stew: 4:25:01

I am the loser. We're not little fucking goddamn sorority bitches.

Ron: 4:25:04

I understand that, but I am the loser. I ended at 21.

Stew: 4:25:08

Everybody drink.

Ron: 4:25:08

Yes, god damn it Gross.

Stew: 4:25:15

I said sorority bitches, all right, so keep going.

Ragnar: 4:25:22

Oh, so keep going. Oh, what were we talking about?

Stew: 4:25:25

We got to discuss Adrian Paul Adrian.

Ragnar: 4:25:27

Bodie yes, so yeah, like I was saying before, adrian Paul and Dottie Yen. Dottie Yen's actually his martial arts instructor, which is pretty fucking cool and shit. So, and like we're talking about you know, like it makes sense with the amount of respect that you see in their fight scene, you can. You can tell that a lot, Yep, but he's actually I don't know. It's a swordsman, swordsmith.

Movie Trailer: 4:25:48

I think, swordsmen are the creators.

Stew: 4:25:50

I think swordsmen are the users.

Ragnar: 4:25:53

Yeah, it's not a swordsman, it's a swordsman instructor, but he actually teaches people actually how to use um swords sword fighting instructor maybe sword fighting but would it be sword fighting or to be?

Stew: 4:26:08

it's not fencing it's not fencing only the little flimsy rapier things. Yeah, it's a foil is that a foil thank you. I knew. I knew rapier wasn't the right word, but that was the only one that popped my head.

Ragnar: 4:26:19

Yeah, so the fencing are foils, um, but he actually teaches individuals. It's a whole fucking, it's a whole class of sword fighting and martial arts and shit uh that he's involved with um, there's a great episode, I want to say, in the first season, where you have a female immortal, which one?

Stew: 4:26:41

I think it was the first female immortal they showed.

Ragnar: 4:26:43

Was it that fucking short-haired bitch? Oh, that cunt. Oh, I hated that bitch.

Stew: 4:26:52

It was Joan Jett, wasn't it? No, I think that was Joan.

Ragnar: 4:26:56

Jett.

Movie Trailer: 4:26:57

I think that was Joan.

Movie Trailer: 4:26:58

Jett.

Stew: 4:27:00

Yeah, so she's pretending to be a new immortal. Yeah, that was Joan Jett.

Movie Trailer: 4:27:05

Yeah, so she's pretending, to be a new immortal. Yes, yeah, that was Joan Jett. That was. Oh, dude, I never put that together. She was such a cunt.

Ragnar: 4:27:09

I hated that bitch. All right, so she pretends to be a new immortal, all right.

Gute: 4:27:15

Duncan.

Stew: 4:27:16

Yes, duncan starts teaching her the ways of being an immortal and teaching her fighting and stuff like that, because females you don't see as many female immortals, you don't see female immortals. It's like you don't see a lot of children immortals, even though they may die of violent deaths no, but in the series, because they are physically at a disadvantage. There are a couple, yeah. So they have to use their skills in a different way because they are physically at a disadvantage to their male prime candidates and stuff like that.

Ragnar: 4:27:46

You know, why so the joan jane?

Stew: 4:27:47

bitch fucking starts trying to learn from duncan mcleod's character and learning his fighting style and techniques from him to thereby use against him, and so she starts attacking him on the fucking on a beach and shit like that, yeah, and she's going away super aggressively richie yeah she convinced richie to fucking run away with her, and so richie's at the beach waiting for her and then they, those two, show up and start going at, and reason being is because he had his map that she drew.

Ragnar: 4:28:28

He had his map evaluated, yeah.

Stew: 4:28:31

Is it mine, yours? Fuck I don't know, does it really matter at this point? No, honestly.

Ragnar: 4:28:38

So he had a map evaluated and she actually gave it away and said, yeah, she's the one that did it good, but most of them don't have illustrations.

Stew: 4:28:46

Yeah, it's a fake. Oh really, how you?

Ragnar: 4:28:48

oh well, I drew it yeah, um, so when he had it evaluated, one one, uh, this one again all right, you'll be next group yeah. So when he had it evaluated, uh, his the old dude that was doing it said like, yeah, it's a really good for uh forgery and you don't see him like this and now anymore. Yeah, because he's like why? I was like well, it's over 200 years old.

Stew: 4:29:12

He's like oh, this fucking bitch so he had taught her all this shit and she was super aggressive in her fighting style, super fucking aggressive. She comes at, lunges at him and he falls down and you find out oh, I deserve a spin for that. Oh, yeah, I deserve a spin for that. I accept that. I'm not even going to argue, I'm not even trying to bullshit my way out of it. That shit just spilled like a motherfucker. I still will look up as much as I can, but that is absolutely spin-worthy and I apologize for wasting your.

Ragnar: 4:29:52

Highland Park. That was the Virginia shit, whatever the fuck it is.

Stew: 4:29:59

So let me go ahead and spin now for my refill but uh, connor actually taught him that show.

Ragnar: 4:30:07

If you ever teach somebody, show them enough.

Movie Trailer: 4:30:10

Show them enough of your fighting stuff a little bit in your back pocket don't show everything.

Ragnar: 4:30:15

Yep so, and that's what he did. He showed her just enough to survive.

Stew: 4:30:19

Eight, that's Elijah, isn't it? Yeah, it's over there.

Ragnar: 4:30:24

All the bottles ended up over there All right.

Stew: 4:30:25

Hold on, let's do the minute shot and then I will refill with the Elijah after All. Right, there we go, all right.

Movie Trailer: 4:30:39

Where's the camera?

Ragnar: 4:30:44

Yeah, so he shows her just enough Fast forward show now, just enough to get by, and then she's going to have to learn her own shit as time goes on. So when he figures out that she's actually a fucking lying bitch and what she did to the when Richie asked where's the money In Geneva, where all of us fucking own a mortgage.

Stew: 4:31:13

That's fucking smart. That's fucking smart as shit. I like that. He had a good pull. Adam with that being Joan Jett. That was an idea that he even kept that. Very cool adam with that being joan jett?

Ragnar: 4:31:22

yeah, that was, and I look very familiar re-watching it, but I never fucking put two and two together. Good pool with that, like even watching even watching through the fucking credits of it. Right, you know? It never fucking crossed my mind.

Stew: 4:31:33

Yeah, you know but yeah, well, that was 100. Joan jett, that was they. That was the first female immortal, I believe, in the series it was actually it was I've watched these more than once.

Ragnar: 4:31:46

Good job now. What would you think?

Stew: 4:31:49

about us having considering we're getting closer to the end talks and so we're talking more about the series. Are you okay with us potentially having Adam? Of course, yes, okay, he doesn't have to necessarily follow the rules that we all have. Yes, I won't be the only one and Ragnar, are you okay with?

Ragnar: 4:32:11

that.

Stew: 4:32:11

Yeah, we're fine with it. Okay, just to have another voice in the conversation.

Ragnar: 4:32:16

And don't worry, Ghost Ron, you can still chime in.

Stew: 4:32:18

Only if we have dead points.

Ragnar: 4:32:21

Okay cool, Good job, All right, Proudy man go sit in the corner.

Stew: 4:32:24

What's my count right now? By the way, Just so I can shame Ron.

Gute: 4:32:29

You're at 32. I'm at 30. Roger's at 30.

Movie Trailer: 4:32:33

All right.

Ragnar: 4:32:35

You all right, no, no.

Stew: 4:32:39

Are you okay? Are you all right?

Gute: 4:32:43

The room's starting to spin now.

Stew: 4:32:45

Okay, there's no shame in bowing out, I think I'm about to okay, all right, it is what it is, so let's take a quick break, real quick here are we taking a break break hi, I'm don brody, a comedian with a history degree and the host of the podcast Hilf History.

Dawn Brody: 4:33:03

I'd Like to Fuck. Each episode, I am joined by a new guest who has brought me a subject from history that they want to know more about. Then I hit the books, I dig deep in the anals and stimulate. We've covered Frankenstein, houdini, joan of Arc, pompeii, the Salem Witch Trials right, join us and find out for yourself that history is a party and everybody's coming. Five, four, three, two, one. Yeah, bazinga motherfuckers.

Ragnar: 4:33:40

5, 4, 3, 2 1 yeah, bazinga motherfuckers does that count.

Stew: 4:33:49

I will say that counts. I will allow that. Does it? I will allow that. I didn't see it. Versus you getting a punishment for hitting it inadvertently. No, I will say that it counts, I got punished for that but it's okay, I will say that counts, because I got punished for that.

Ron: 4:34:00

but I will say that counts.

Stew: 4:34:02

Because it made a full rotation.

Ragnar: 4:34:04

Okay.

Stew: 4:34:05

I will say it made a full rotation.

Ragnar: 4:34:06

Okay, that's fine.

Stew: 4:34:07

What do we land?

Ragnar: 4:34:07

on Nine, Nine Gin Gin again, alright, season of the gin.

Ron: 4:34:15

You still keeping tally. So what are the numbers?

Gute: 4:34:17

I take this on. I'm at 31.

Ron: 4:34:20

Alright, what am I at I?

Gute: 4:34:21

know 24.

Ron: 4:34:22

God damn it, that one sucks. You were at 25.

Stew: 4:34:24

I knew as we continued on it was going to get more difficult as we transferred the wheel.

Gute: 4:34:34

Oh fuck.

Stew: 4:34:36

So are you a part of this, Mr Goot I?

Gute: 4:34:40

will take it. You will take it Allot, I will take it.

Stew: 4:34:41

You will take it.

Ron: 4:34:42

I'll take it too, Okay. Well, once again, this is a voluntary shot for Goat Ron, it's a voluntary shot, but it's still going on the number, but it won't be on the card. Your personal number.

Stew: 4:34:51

Yes, my personal number, Starting from your vomit time, which was 26.

Ron: 4:34:55

No, we already took the ones after 20.

Stew: 4:35:01

No, this starts after your vomit time your vomit time starts at zero. What yes?

Gute: 4:35:06

You threw it up.

Movie Trailer: 4:35:08

No, no, no, I'm going to get 21. Then I'll keep it at 21. You'll keep it at 21. That's fine, I'd rather get 21 than zero.

Stew: 4:35:15

All right, we'll keep it at 21. All right, gentlemen.

Ron: 4:35:21

This is a worthless shot Prost. All right, gentlemen, this is a worthless shot Prost.

Stew: 4:35:24

I have a shot in front of me so I can't hit everybody, Ah yes, all right.

Ragnar: 4:35:34

I feel like Henry can't go. How is everyone?

Ron: 4:35:37

feeling right now. I just want some Dude how you feeling, bro the trash can's right there, Fuck I'm done, you done.

Ragnar: 4:35:45

Are you sure?

Gute: 4:35:47

I'm officially out.

Stew: 4:35:49

All right, all right, we respect that. You made the choice Play the pipe, okay, okay, and now there are two. And now there are two, the two that I've been saying since the fucking goddamn initial talk about this show Ragnar and myself and Ghost Goop what is the current count Goddamn.

Gute: 4:36:15

I think I'm at 31 shots. I think you're at 31 or 32.

Stew: 4:36:18

No, I think you're at 33. I, I think. No, I think you're at 33.

Gute: 4:36:25

I'm at 26, but it doesn't count. Right now I was at. He's a very angry ghost, I think. Right now I was at 31. I feel like I'm lower than that. No, you're higher.

Stew: 4:36:35

No, I feel like I'm higher. I'm more than two or three shots more than you.

Ragnar: 4:36:40

Two shots. No, you, I'm higher. I'm more than two or three shots more than you. Two shots, I have two shots. You've been two ahead, two out of 33.

Stew: 4:36:45

When we had the extra shot you actually chose to come along.

Ragnar: 4:36:51

So 33-31. 33-31.

Gute: 4:36:54

That sounds right, yes.

Stew: 4:36:55

I'm okay with that. Hey, guess what Do you know?

Ragnar: 4:37:00

Ron, you done good.

Stew: 4:37:01

Ron tapped out at 22? 21. That's right. Tapped out at 21. Almost half of what we've done so far.

Gute: 4:37:12

You threw up Half.

Ragnar: 4:37:14

I know.

Stew: 4:37:14

That's kind of insane right, very good. Show your ghost, ron. All right, this is a conversation between A to B, so see your way out of it, all right. Ah, yes, I love this so much. My nipples are so hard. All right, you're going to be the next. Who would you have liked to see?

Ragnar: 4:37:36

play Jacob Kell, because there's a few that were in line.

Stew: 4:37:45

I was actually pretty happy with the actor they chose. Yeah, I, I'm not off top my head. I can't think of somebody who would have done that kind of snaky swarmy, motherfucker better, just except for maybe tommy lee. Tommy lee, jones what shut the fuck up, I'm just the peanut gallery. We are fuck yeah, oh that especially young time yes in the early 90s.

Ragnar: 4:38:12

Problem is is that everyone sees him as like old tommy, yeah right, but not young tommy under siege early 90s.

Stew: 4:38:20

Tommy Lee Jones, I think would have been kind of interesting.

Ragnar: 4:38:24

That may have been actually worked out kind of fucking well yeah.

Stew: 4:38:29

Or the big bad from Patriot Games, whatever his fucking name was. Oh, that evil little shit Sean Bean. Thank you very much. Sean Bean would have been awesome.

Movie Trailer: 4:38:40

Maybe, maybe, sean Bean. Thank you very much. Sean Bean would have been awesome. Maybe, maybe.

Stew: 4:38:45

You're the one with our soundboarding.

Ragnar: 4:38:47

You're supposed to know where this stuff is at. Horrible producer Ron. Where are we at A few names that were actually considered? No, not yet.

Ron: 4:38:59

Are we doing two and a half?

Stew: 4:39:02

Are we doing two and a half? Are we doing two and a half? I'm okay with it. Okay, we can do it now.

Ragnar: 4:39:05

All right, so we'll do it now, all right. And then, two and a half minutes later, number 10 is this one. He's going to have to find one, all right, so we're at 10, so we're doing this one. What is that? Kool-aid shot. That one sucks. Oh, it's so sweet Fucking bracing. So the individuals that were actually approached for this for Kel were David Bowie. He couldn't fight. I don't feel like he could fight it wouldn't have worked out well.

Ragnar: 4:39:42

Another one was Van Damme. He could have fought the fuck out of that shit. He could have. That would have been a very different feel.

Stew: 4:39:51

I've never seen him fight with swords, though.

Ragnar: 4:39:53

Never, never, no, it's always hand-to-hand. Yeah.

Movie Trailer: 4:39:58

So that would have been different.

Ragnar: 4:39:59

It would have been a different hand. Yeah, so that would have been different. It would have been, I think, that one there opposed.

Stew: 4:40:04

So the other one was billy idol.

Ragnar: 4:40:05

Billy idol would have gotten his fucking shit, kicked man. Yes, how about chuck norris only reason fuck you only reason. No, no, not chuck norris. These are the ones that were approached for the role um van damme would have done well, except for the swords.

Stew: 4:40:20

I don't know about the swords, I don't know. It's a completely different fight. It is, it is.

Ragnar: 4:40:25

But I think he could have pulled it off with the training that they had going on. He would have had a lot of training.

Stew: 4:40:32

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, absolutely, and I don't feel like they invested a lot of training in anything in this.

Ragnar: 4:40:39

No, they really didn't, because the few characters that you did see fighting were with Kel's gang, yes, and that wasn't really. They were just kind of reacting to Duncan's actions, correct, I think you know. So, like I don't really think they any of them really had much of a martial arts training background, I would agree as opposed to maybe just like a stunt man telling them all right, so look, you know, you get thrown here, go this way, this, that and the other, but I guarantee you, though, is that probably a lot of fucking stunt man, but I guarantee you, though, is that probably a lot of fucking stuntmen were involved with a lot of those throws, you know.

Stew: 4:41:28

Okay, what would you think? Just for the sake of timer, get ready to go off again, remove the board out of the wheel and we just start. One, two, three, four. Okay, after this. One, three, four, five, I'll do it. After this. Okay, after this, I'll do it after this one. Is it my turn? All right, your turn. I'll admit the tacos In order to just increase the chance of difference.

Ron: 4:41:58

It's making me want some taco. Eight Elijah Gray Fuck.

Stew: 4:42:01

Once again Okay, so after this we will no longer be using the wheel. We will just continue on to the next number in the line.

Ron: 4:42:08

I think you should stick with the wheel.

Stew: 4:42:10

No, we have shown. The wheel is preferencing Elijah Craig, number eight.

Ron: 4:42:16

Which is wonderful, it's delicious. It's been laying on that a lot. Yes, it has.

Ragnar: 4:42:19

By far.

Ron: 4:42:20

This is the most one landed on actually. I think you should just take one, no, next one. Exactly that's what we're doing.

Stew: 4:42:28

Alright, so next one will be number nine.

Ragnar: 4:42:29

Number nine I agree with that. Fuck gin again.

Stew: 4:42:33

But it is what it is. And after that, 10, 11, 12, 11. You know what I'm saying.

Ragnar: 4:42:40

Yep, so like like everything in the U? S right now, if I mean it's expensive. Yes, even back then filming was expensive.

Stew: 4:42:52

So I like the way we both take our drinks afterwards In order to consider our future selves.

Ragnar: 4:43:00

Exactly.

Stew: 4:43:01

Yes, that was my plan the whole time um so like the us, the film is a mess, but so the series itself, the series itself is I can hear you from here through the fucking headphones. God damn it. God God damn, go Thrawn.

Ragnar: 4:43:23

So the series is filmed in Vancouver. God damn Canadians. I'm going to throw something at your fucking nose. I'm not going to lie.

Stew: 4:43:31

You fucking embedded the shade of this fucking nose. I don't even know what I would do. I'd feel bad.

Ragnar: 4:43:37

But also kind of good. At the same time, I'd laugh my ass off?

Stew: 4:43:40

Yes, exactly.

Ragnar: 4:43:41

I was like holy shit, it actually worked. So the series is filmed in Vancouver.

Stew: 4:43:48

Yes.

Ragnar: 4:43:49

And it's actually. Vancouver is actually a very popular spot to actually film a lot of fucking TV shows and films. It's because it's a fuck ton cheaper than filming here, so they wanted to film it there, but they actually found Romania.

Stew: 4:44:04

The boys, the spinoff oh Gen V. Gen V, one of the main characters.

Gute: 4:44:10

The character Chance fucking died recently.

Stew: 4:44:13

Yes, died in a motorcycle accident On his way to Vancouver to shoot the movie? God damn no shit. All right Number read. Alright, number nine. Whatever number nine is, we need number eight. Yeah, so he took that he was driving on his motorcycle to Vancouver to do the table read of the fucking show.

Ragnar: 4:44:39

And they were supposed to start. Was that what happened? And he fucking show. And they were supposed to start with. Is that what happened?

Stew: 4:44:42

And he fucking died.

Ragnar: 4:44:44

And he was a main character.

Stew: 4:44:45

So now they're trying to figure out if they're going to rewrite recast or what they're going to fucking do. I hope they just rewrite it. I think they're going to have to recast. No, I think they should rewrite.

Ragnar: 4:44:58

No, the last thing that you see in this is ghost goot, ghost goot In the house. The last thing you see, though, is them in the cell in the woods.

Stew: 4:45:09

Yes, you can't write him out, because he can't shoot any scenes that had to do with him, because he's fucking dead. You can't write him out Expectatively.

Ragnar: 4:45:23

He was there. It's been done before, though, with recasting and then writing out.

Stew: 4:45:27

Yes, but he was such a main character and his father was such a main character in the care in the show. You can't effectively just write him out and then they would have to pause everything for another four, five, six months. No, yeah, you're right to rewrite everything versus just recasting if there's only one season in, even though he did wonderful for that character, yeah he did.

Ragnar: 4:45:53

Yeah, recasting has been done before and I think is probably the better choice now.

Stew: 4:45:59

If we were episode three or season three or season four, then I can see.

Ragnar: 4:46:04

I'm thinking of Spartacus, yeah. When the main character died, so they had to recast them for fucking. Shame the fuck.

Gute: 4:46:14

I don't even remember his name. Huh yeah, the lead role.

Ragnar: 4:46:16

Yeah, yeah, yeah I don't remember the guy's name, though that was recasted for the role, but I think it sucks that the original one got that.

Stew: 4:46:29

The original one died it does but with how important the character was to what they set up in season one of Gen.

Gute: 4:46:36

B.

Movie Trailer: 4:46:36

Four three two one.

Ragnar: 4:46:40

Right here Another reason I 3, 2, 1.

Stew: 4:46:41

10.

Group: 4:46:42

Right here Another reason I removed the wheel is you just keep pouring my drinks?

Ron: 4:46:49

and I'm okay with that. How many shots is this now? I?

Ragnar: 4:46:52

don't know, like 35?.

Stew: 4:46:56

Ghost Goot would have the better answer.

Ron: 4:46:58

He's keeping telly. No, he's on Facebook. Ghost Goot is dead.

Ragnar: 4:47:01

Yeah, answer, he's keeping telly. No, he's on Facebook. Goscoot is dead. Yeah, goscoot is fucking dead. Pros, let's go on. So they filmed in Romania. This show's great.

Stew: 4:47:13

It was in Romania.

Ragnar: 4:47:14

Yeah, I didn't know that. Yep, yeah, so it was done there.

Stew: 4:47:18

God, that sucks so much dick, dick, obviously for money-wise. That fucking sucks so much Dick. What Did they film? The Romania?

Ragnar: 4:47:26

No.

Stew: 4:47:27

Number fucking 10. The fucking watermelon cooler.

Ragnar: 4:47:30

Oh, that shit, yeah, that is so bad.

Stew: 4:47:32

I know it's almost like watermelon pucker. That's the closest thing I could describe it as it's watermelon pucker, but this is sweeter with a bit sweet, bitter, it's bitter that's why I throw the the pucker and is I think this is more but bitter than than watermelon.

Ragnar: 4:47:54

Bitter though, but you definitely get the watermelon. You do.

Stew: 4:47:57

Absolutely get the watermelon Snow did a great job creating this she did I acknowledge that 100%. Hence why I was hesitant that she would say when you replace your Chirac with this, I'm like but Ron?

Ragnar: 4:48:14

No, I will make more. We have another bottle at the house. I love that.

Stew: 4:48:18

I love that Versus the shit. You make me motherfucker. It made me hiccup and have a non controllable fucking physical reaction. Your bird's eye chili. That shit was fucking funny. It hits me every fucking time. I don't know it's right there.

Ragnar: 4:48:37

Which one Right there? What Bird's eye chili that one, oh yeah.

Ron: 4:48:40

It doesn't fucking matter how much is left of that shit.

Stew: 4:48:42

Fuck you, it doesn't matter.

Ragnar: 4:48:44

I know, you're not getting it. I'm seeing that Fuck you Did you watch the movie 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. We'll figure that out in a second.

Stew: 4:48:56

We're number one. Now, what's number one? This one.

Ragnar: 4:49:00

It's not that bad. Hold on, wait. We need to actually fucking do this shit quick because it's going by fast here.

Stew: 4:49:12

Alright, go ahead and get number two ready. While we continue to talk Pros, let's go.

Ragnar: 4:49:21

So did you watch the Raven at at all? I did the entire season. How was it? Because I never watched it. Good, are you talking about?

Stew: 4:49:29

so early in the uh season, the cop that is friends with um the raven, immortal character um same role as richie. Okay, you know, pre-immortal becomes immortal. Um, very formulaic. At that point it just they could not come with any creativity of their own and it pissed me off even more because I'm like. All right, I didn't like any of these characters to begin with, and now they're doing the same fucking trolling. Yes, the original character they're ripping off. Okay, interesting.

Ragnar: 4:50:12

Okay, you know who the Raven was right? No, it was Amanda.

Stew: 4:50:18

Really Towards the end of the season. Yes, really yeah.

Ragnar: 4:50:21

Amanda who was? I can't remember the end of the season. Yes, really, yeah, no shit. Amanda who was? I know who she is. Yeah, but she, she went from the highlander series to the raven, really interesting. How are you feeling, stew?

Stew: 4:50:39

I felt like something went down the wrong tube for a second there. I was like what the fuck is this?

Ron: 4:50:43

Well, I thought you were having another heart attack. Let's not have that happen. Don't scare us like that. You already had one in the show, maybe, maybe.

Stew: 4:50:54

This is a show for the ages. Well, this is dedication, yeah.

Ragnar: 4:50:58

Dedication. Well, this is dedication. So did the Raven follow any of its predecessor at all? Very similar to.

Stew: 4:51:10

Is this based off the movie no the Raven followed with a spinoff of the series itself.

Ron: 4:51:16

Oh, okay, I'm thinking about the movie with what's his name?

Stew: 4:51:20

No, the Raven followed a female oh okay, I'm thinking about the movie with what's his name? No, the Rayhom followed a female. Four, three, two, one.

Ragnar: 4:51:27

We need three. We just did no. No, no, we're on two, we're on two. You told me to get two ready, and now?

Stew: 4:51:38

get the proper 12 apple ready for the next round. Right now we are on Highland Distillery. I think we are on.

Ron: 4:51:46

Yes, this is the one that you guys hated.

Ragnar: 4:51:50

It's not bad. It's not that bad.

Ron: 4:51:51

It's not bad, no, you guys give it a bad review. When I brought it on the show, that was the one I got for Christmas.

Stew: 4:51:55

I will say it's not a original voice. I don't remember what show did you bring it on.

Ron: 4:52:01

That was a Christmas gift from Sammy and I brought it in for just to do and you guys hated it. Everybody hated the thing and said it was not a good bourbon or whiskey.

Ragnar: 4:52:10

And now we are hanging on. No, I think it was something else.

Ron: 4:52:14

No, it was that one. That was the one I brought back. It was a Christmas gift, I don't trust your imaging.

Stew: 4:52:19

It was I. I don't trust your imaging it was. I don't trust your brain imaging or anything like this. All right, any water or anything.

Ron: 4:52:25

Go grab a liquid, death Canned water.

Stew: 4:52:28

It's good shit, fucking bougie. I am just trying to be considerate to future Stu. That's all I'm trying to do. That's all I'm doing.

Ron: 4:52:36

Future Stu.

Stew: 4:52:37

Yes, you got your basketball next week, which I already have. Gin sitting in the freezer for All right. Oh, is that why it's in the freezer?

Ragnar: 4:52:45

Yeah, oh okay, it's like imagination, imagination, yeah yeah, that's a very good fucking drink. I hope so.

Stew: 4:52:53

I was staring at him like fuck, I need to do a gin-fucking-bag drink Stu.

Ron: 4:52:57

what was the?

Stew: 4:52:57

price? Fuck me Very much. What was the price point?

Ragnar: 4:53:02

30. We'll get to that next week. No, it's on sale. It's on sale like $30.

Ron: 4:53:05

This episode's gonna be released in.

Ragnar: 4:53:06

June. We'll get to it next week.

Ron: 4:53:07

By the way, first we could.

Stew: 4:53:10

What. Alright, now this is the first liquid death that I've ever had in my entire life.

Ragnar: 4:53:16

I've had. I had it at Disturb Concert with my oldest that I took him to, and it's different. You get a tin flavor, you get tin.

Stew: 4:53:26

A little bit. You get tin flavor, a little metallic flavor behind on the tail. It's nice though. I'm not going to complain about it at all. I love it. That's my favorite water. Now, how much is this per can? $1.79? I think that's a fucking ripoff for water. Yep, I don't think so yeah, I love it. Or water where I could pay like 67 cents for the same amount.

Ron: 4:53:48

I'd rather have aluminum taste than plastic taste. Oh shit Already Seven six five.

Stew: 4:53:55

We are number four. Three two, one. I don't even know what shot count we're at right now.

Ron: 4:54:04

Almost 40. Not a fucking clue.

Stew: 4:54:05

You're getting close to 40. So we're doubling almost Ron's count, that was three. Hey, you know what I would have kept?

Ron: 4:54:11

going but you told me it didn't matter anymore, so there's no point I would have kept going. It's four, all right. Pro Score Score.

Movie Trailer: 4:54:24

All right.

Ragnar: 4:54:24

Gross. It's cool, all right, fucking hell, all right. So.

Stew: 4:54:28

Was that your 40? For me, no, no, it's like 38.

Ragnar: 4:54:31

No, no, no, no, no no yeah because he was at 32. No, dude, you keep fucking doubling and tripling the guy I'm not the only one.

Ron: 4:54:39

I'm talking about his. Like you are right now, not mine. I'm talking about his. Like you are right now, not mine. I'm talking about his yeah.

Ragnar: 4:54:43

You keep doubling and, like tripling fucking, you keep adding shots. When he left, it was like 30.

Ron: 4:54:47

To shit that's not fucking needed. When he left, it was like 31, 32. So you guys have had like five or six.

Ragnar: 4:54:52

So whatever, all right 10, 1, 2, 3. That's 5.

Ron: 4:55:00

Okay, so 32, 33, 34, 35, 36.

Stew: 4:55:02

That's 37.

Ron: 4:55:04

Yeah, I said 37, 38, 39, 40.

Ragnar: 4:55:05

No, you didn't. You said fucking 40-something. I said close to 40. You said 33,. You were at 31, right, yes, so that makes him 38, 36.

Ron: 4:55:15

Yeah, and you're about to hit number 38 here in a second.

Movie Trailer: 4:55:22

Okay, so it doesn't. It's not 40 something.

Ragnar: 4:55:23

40 I said close, it's not 40 something so peanut gallery shut the fuck up, I'm not peanut gallery.

Ron: 4:55:27

I'm a ghost. You're a peanut ghost. You're just fucking laughing. I am doing this.

Stew: 4:55:33

You're interrupting and being fucking rude because I really feel like I might be able to rip the fucking screws out of the table with my knees right now. Go right ahead. I don't want to, because I love this table.

Ragnar: 4:55:45

Well, apparently a new one needs to get done anyways.

Stew: 4:55:48

But until we have a new one, I don't want to destroy this Well.

Ragnar: 4:55:51

I mean until we have funds available for a new one. Yeah, ron.

Ron: 4:55:56

What I'm looking at the time for you guys, because it's about to turn. Yeah, keep going.

Ragnar: 4:56:00

I'm looking at the time for you guys, because it's about to turn. Keep going. I don't even know where the fuck I was.

Stew: 4:56:06

I'm just reacting to your actions right now because you are hosting this number of the film as we hear the peanut gallery continue to talk behind you. Crown royal black is the next drink in our number. You got it right on 230.

Ragnar: 4:56:26

Thank you, the cursor right there. How the fuck did you do that?

Stew: 4:56:29

Good job, adam, because Adam's a fucking professional, unlike you. You dead ghost motherfucker. Hey, you know what I?

Ron: 4:56:36

do my editing. That's my job All right, let's go.

Ragnar: 4:56:50

What's up? Yo, we were talking about the ravens. Oh, yes, yes, no, no, I was curious about the rate. I've never seen that, I've never watched, I never watched the episode.

Stew: 4:56:53

I didn't watch any of the series at all.

Ragnar: 4:56:54

It's not good you spend your time on it yeah, honestly, like the name of the name, it sounds good. It sounds really cool, especially considering, like, what it's doing, yeah, what it's actually following.

Stew: 4:57:06

It tried it tried, yeah it, but it failed. I will say that it failed horribly. Um, there's a reason it didn't get picked up for a season two. Um, so the only reason duncan exists is because christopher lambert did not agree to the financial recompense that they were offering.

Ragnar: 4:57:28

So yes, so, uh, christopher lambert wanted fifty thousand dollars for his uh, for his reprisal, yeah, his reprisal of his role. Yeah, um, but the, so they're. They actually had a bunch of different uh country, uh foreign country backers, so the french backers agreed no what?

Stew: 4:57:56

do you know what christopher lambert was credited as in the French market? No, christophe Lambert, they dropped the R, c-h-i-r-o-s-t-p-h-e Apostrophe. Yes, christophe Lambert, that was the French market, what he was known as, and they continue that in multiple films, not just the Highlander regulations. That's what they continue to ask.

Ragnar: 4:58:32

You've already poured for the next one. That's why I was like what's going on here?

Stew: 4:58:39

Four three two one.

Ragnar: 4:58:46

I did not know that that's what his. Would you consider that a stage?

Movie Trailer: 4:58:52

name.

Stew: 4:58:54

Yes, they are being more respectful of him at his French roots. Okay, and that's what they did. They went ahead and they know him as Christophe Lambert. Okay, yes, they dropped the T in pronunciation.

Ragnar: 4:59:13

The French do things very differently with their pronunciation oh shit, I can actually understand that very differently with their pronunciation of shit, so that I can actually understand that. I can see where they would go with that.

Stew: 4:59:27

So the fact that he was willing not only to continue with the show as the Christopher Lambert character or Connor McCloud, I'm sorry character character as christopher lambert. Um, I was very impressed. I was all right, they know they're making a show, they know you're making a show, where they originally wanted you, yeah, but you said fuck you. So they went somewhere else and he's like okay, you do you, I will continue to reprise my role. As you know, connor mcleod. I found that very respectful, um, instead of just ignoring them all together, I was very impressed by that, knowing that they wanted to make the show about christopher lambert's character throughout his lifespan. Yes, and he turned it down. So they made it about a completely different character and Christopher Lambert was like, okay, cool, I will show up every now and then as a buddy of your main character in order to lend um respect and credence. Yes, I'll help a hand to your main character. I thought that was respectful. I really does and I thought that Lambert um showed a lot of class by being that. He's like you do you, I will be me and we'll do our own things no, absolutely um eight seven six five

Ron: 5:01:09

four, three, two one yes, a lot of slurring in that. Uh stew, a lot of slurring. You're dead, but you sound dead, but you're slurring, you're Stu.

Stew: 5:01:21

A lot of slurring, You're dead but you're slurring.

Ron: 5:01:23

You're next to be done. I think you're going to be decapitated, quite possibly. Yeah, I think.

Ragnar: 5:01:28

Ragnar is going to win this. No, I absolutely fucking agree.

Stew: 5:01:34

No, we're talking about what?

Ron: 5:01:35

you're laughing about, I know, but it just goes with what I just said.

Ragnar: 5:01:38

No, I absolutely agree. He had the actual opportunity to continue his Conor McLeod role in the TV series, just like you said, and he turned it down. The reason it was turned down was that he was asking this is absurd, but $50,000. It was. Is that a lot of money per episode? Hmm, is that a lot of money though? Yeah, per episode. Yes, at that time it was in the in the early 90s. It was. There's actually a bunch of fucking actors during that, different TV shows that were actually earning a lot more than that.

Stew: 5:02:35

But I will say, their shows were also earning a lot more market share. They were.

Ragnar: 5:02:41

They were, I'll give them that. So the French backers for the show, excuse me, god damn, this shit tastes very metallic, told you, fucking, told you it would.

Stew: 5:02:57

It does, but it tastes good. No, it doesn't.

Ron: 5:03:02

So I have to ask I fucking told you that shit fucking tastes like metal. I'd rather it taste like metal than plastic. No, really Okay well, here's the question. I'm not done. I have a question.

Ragnar: 5:03:11

I'm not done. You're dead. Go ahead.

Ron: 5:03:14

You are dead. Go ahead, I'm fine. 17? I know you are.

Ragnar: 5:03:20

No, snow's looking at me like there's something bad about the hat.

Ron: 5:03:23

I just want to know who votes for who wins, because so far Stu is drunk as fuck. I don't need to deal with another one.

Ragnar: 5:03:29

You're fine, I'm trying to speak. Ghost ride is interrupting.

Movie Trailer: 5:03:34

Ghost ride. Ghost ride Two and a half minutes.

Ragnar: 5:03:39

Yeah, it's a two and a half minutes. Once again, this has gotten professional.

Ron: 5:03:45

Ragnar and myself are. I'm trying to root for you to win. I'm trying to save something.

Stew: 5:03:50

Ready to roll as we continue our conversations?

Ragnar: 5:03:55

All right, so it was the French backers, since he wanted $50,000 for his role. Lambert, yeah, lambert did yeah. They said, no, like your role isn't that fucking big, it's not that fucking important.

Stew: 5:04:14

Because they originally wanted a show about Lambert.

Ragnar: 5:04:18

They did, they did, but they didn't have him, but they didn't have him. The show didn't have him as the main.

Stew: 5:04:28

The original show did have him as the main and Lambert was like no, I want excuse me, I want more than 50,000 in order to portray this character, who I have portrayed numerous times up to here. And Burr was like no, this is bullshit, I will not continue to portray my character for less than this amount. Then they brought in Adrian Paul as a different character altogether, as Adrian, as Duncan McCloud, and that's why they handled him the way I read it.

Stew: 5:05:09

Yeah, that's what they did. They wanted it to tell the story of Connor McCloud.

Ragnar: 5:05:14

Yeah, no, that one there, yes.

Stew: 5:05:17

That's what they wanted originally. And Christopher Lambert said I need X amount of dollars.

Ragnar: 5:05:25

And they're like fuck you, you're insane.

Stew: 5:05:29

Yes, and they're like no, that's too fucking much, and so we will continue to tell the story underneath a different character altogether, another immortal and who happens to be a McCloud. Yeah, and Chris was like okay, cool, you do. You? I'm not hanging around all the fucking time.

Ragnar: 5:05:50

Yes, so that's why you see him. You pay me every now and then. That's why you see him in the first one in X amount of episodes Exactly.

Stew: 5:05:59

I thought it did well.

Ragnar: 5:06:01

No, it actually, it actually did Do really fucking well. I got a piss fucker. What number are we on?

Ron: 5:06:10

Dude, I haven't kept count, but we gotta figure out who's voting. Who's gonna win here? Who's?

Ragnar: 5:06:15

gonna vote for Five.

Stew: 5:06:17

And I love Malort. So this is five. I've been trusting you to who's five Just because?

Ragnar: 5:06:21

of Malort and I love Malort. So this is five.

Stew: 5:06:23

I've been trusting you to, as we drink. Bring you on to the next one.

Ragnar: 5:06:28

I know I forgot, I moved the bottle.

Stew: 5:06:30

I'm sorry, Alright, so next go ahead and grab number six. This is where we're ready to roll.

Ragnar: 5:06:40

So yes.

Stew: 5:06:43

How long have we been recording at the two and a half minute mark six?

Ragnar: 5:06:46

hours, we bullshit. We've been recording for six hours.

Ron: 5:06:50

No, we, no, not a two and a half minute, just a period, oh uh, 34 minutes they feel like longer than 44 34 because it's two minutes every uh shot, but I think we need to make a vote. It really does.

Stew: 5:07:03

Because I got pissed like a racist. Who gets to vote on who gets being out of the show? No, no, I'm serious, because, no, it's table, it's all. So that means Ragnar is the only one that gets to vote and I.

Movie Trailer: 5:07:18

Why do you only say Ragnar?

Stew: 5:07:19

No, why only say Ragnar?

Movie Trailer: 5:07:20

No it needs to be Yotron.

Ron: 5:07:22

Yo.

Gute: 5:07:22

Ragnar is the fucking winner.

Ron: 5:07:24

That dick. I see Ragnar being the winner. You are fucking slurring your fucking speech like crazy.

Ragnar: 5:07:31

I feel like I'm having an intelligible conversation with Ragnar.

Ron: 5:07:32

You are slurring your speech and talking slow as shit.

Stew: 5:07:36

Ragnar is talking like he's not even drunk. I feel like I am having an intelligible conversation with you. You are.

Ragnar: 5:07:44

Okay, a little slow, but you are. But I'm right there.

Ron: 5:07:48

You are. So who's the more drunk? Once again.

Ragnar: 5:07:51

I am handicapped the entire time. No, that doesn't matter.

Stew: 5:07:56

But I will say I am going toe-to-toe with you, everything we do.

Ragnar: 5:08:02

You are Absolutely.

Stew: 5:08:03

Yes.

Ragnar: 5:08:04

All right. Why are you tired? The only reason I'm mentioning that I remember if we are getting up at our one-hour break.

Stew: 5:08:11

I've gone to pee.

Ron: 5:08:13

I've never made a rule on who's voting because technically, you're the only one that's going to vote.

Ragnar: 5:08:16

You can't vote yourself. No, everybody.

Ron: 5:08:19

It's a table no.

Ragnar: 5:08:20

I thought All right?

Ron: 5:08:21

No, so I'm a ghost. I'm going to call a vote on who is the most drunkest at the table right now. Okay, no, no no, no, no, no no.

Movie Trailer: 5:08:29

I call a vote.

Stew: 5:08:30

The vote is the two drunk to continue on. Yeah, which is you? No, yes, is a different conversation versus the broken one. I don't know.

Ron: 5:08:38

Okay, well, let's see what the crowd says.

Stew: 5:08:41

I agree completely.

Ragnar: 5:08:42

Wasn't there a rule where if you had to get up to use the bathroom and it wasn't a regular break, then you were up.

Stew: 5:08:52

I am not getting up until I'm ready.

Ragnar: 5:08:55

I know, you said you had to get up, but I'm just saying Wasn't that a rule? Yes, we missed, we missed, we missed, we missed.

Gute: 5:09:00

We missed what did we miss?

Ragnar: 5:09:02

We missed. I'm glad I looked up.

Stew: 5:09:05

I think, we missed. No, this is a bullshit shot right here based on Adam.

Movie Trailer: 5:09:14

No, no, no, no. This isn't a bullshit shot.

Stew: 5:09:15

No, the fact that he is arguing as far as the fact as people are needing to get up and take a break, which I am fine with. Yeah, I'm just putting that out there. What I'm pointing that out is I've been honoring that since the beginning We've passed the hour. Our shot, I am getting up and I am taking a piss. Yeah, so have I, because I have been arguing that since four episodes deep. Yes, but what I'm saying is I like to drink. When I like to drink, I like to piss and smoke.

Ron: 5:09:50

I know, but the thing is we did make a thing about calling a vote if somebody thinks that somebody's too drunk.

Movie Trailer: 5:09:54

You are goats you don't matter.

Ron: 5:09:56

It doesn't matter, we get to still call the vote. No, you are good, the governor's a part of the vote and everything else. No, we never made that as a rule.

Stew: 5:10:02

Between the two of us. No, we never made that as a rule, then, no exactly.

Ragnar: 5:10:14

Ragnar, as the only ever living participant in this, do you think it's time to call a vote Instead of a?

Stew: 5:10:16

bitch, I wasn't supposed to snort on that one. Do you think it's time to call a vote?

Ron: 5:10:18

Yes, why I think it's time to call a vote.

Stew: 5:10:22

Why I asked Ragnar, not you, fuck you, shut, your fucking mouth. No, no, no, no. We said a table vote.

Ron: 5:10:28

It doesn't matter. We never made a rule about yours and mine, it doesn't matter.

Stew: 5:10:32

We never made a rule about that. You are dead.

Ragnar: 5:10:35

Why are we?

Stew: 5:10:36

calling a vote, because all right trying to shut our shit down dude. Yeah it's, yeah, you're, you're done because he's not a part of it he wants it.

Ron: 5:10:46

I'm a loser. I don't give a fuck, but the fact is, you lost also. You do care, though? No, I don't care, you do. I want him to lose? No, because I know that. I know that. You see that, I can hear it in your voice.

Stew: 5:10:57

You're slurring as is he slurring as Ragnar slurring, I am slurring, I admit that, I acknowledge that, but also I am handicapped and that's an excuse. I feel it's an excuse.

Ron: 5:11:16

I don't feel like it's an excuse.

Stew: 5:11:19

I feel as a person who has not earlier been prescribed a blood pressure medication. Oh my God, To currently be prescribed Two one, joe Slotka, number seven, but your head, your head, your head, your head.

Ragnar: 5:11:44

What?

Movie Trailer: 5:11:45

Me.

Stew: 5:11:46

Me but Ragnar, based on the bullshit that is going on between the two of us, Goddamn shot, maybe Air Force.

Ragnar: 5:11:57

It goes away, All right. What?

Stew: 5:12:04

are we doing? Alright, I suggest we take a break, okay, just because I would like to take a piss, okay break.

Ragnar: 5:12:16

Time break right been a bad raging boy, you stupid son of a bitch.

Ron: 5:12:27

Yes, all right so I think we're getting close to the end of the show here fuck you, ron no we gotta do a table vote, peanut gallery and everything. Who's vote? We? Uh gook, I need you to be part of this. We are voting on who stays in the show. Who wins? Who's the least drunk? I think we had.

Dawn Brody: 5:12:48

Intelligibly, Stu was making an intelligible argument earlier. Oh was it.

Ron: 5:12:54

I feel like it was so I think Stu is. I vote Stu as a loser and Ragnar as the winner oh, you're a ghost, it doesn't matter.

Movie Trailer: 5:13:07

I'm still part of the.

Movie Trailer: 5:13:08

No, it is a table.

Ron: 5:13:09

So he's a ghost too.

Gute: 5:13:12

What I just said sounds bad dude, you're done.

Ron: 5:13:20

Ragnar is more sober than you are, I'm sorry he is our top, thank you okay I mean, he's not disagreeing

Stew: 5:13:33

I'd like to make a proposal rock paper scissors go the peanut gallery is going to

Ron: 5:13:40

make a safety vote for the safety of both of y'all, we'll do the vote. These two won't count. Okay, I'm fine with that.

Ragnar: 5:13:50

After we vote you'll get five minutes to close the show. Is that fair?

Stew: 5:13:55

Close the show. Alright. How are we talking about close the show as far as the film or as the make sure to launch it into the reviews that we recorded earlier.

Dawn Brody: 5:14:07

Yeah, I think if you guys go too much farther somebody might actually get really sick or really hurt are you pinching your nipples at that point?

Movie Trailer: 5:14:16

I am I still want your cock, man.

Stew: 5:14:20

He wants your cock. That's how he's keeping his cock.

Ragnar: 5:14:23

Why are you being so fucking gay? Pinching the nipples does not mean fucking gay. You goddamn fucking cunt. That's right, I get it. I get it. That was number six. One more shot and safety vote.

Stew: 5:15:02

Yes, by the peanut gallery. I feel wrong. That right there is making us worry.

Ron: 5:15:13

Ragnar hasn't slurred at all. He's the winner. Ghost pepper vodka. You're the loser, stu is the loser.

Ragnar: 5:15:27

Vote hand in mate.

Stew: 5:15:27

Join the loser clan with Goot Chase and Ron.

Ron: 5:15:29

Ron, I'm happy you did. You've been out a long time ago. Yeah, that's fine, but you're still a loser.

Dawn Brody: 5:15:33

In glorious fashion. Remember all of the puke. I was on the other side of the room.

Ron: 5:15:37

I'm fine.

Movie Trailer: 5:15:38

Gross on the other side of the room, I'm fine. Oh shit, fucking goddamn stupid ghost there.

Ragnar: 5:15:43

All right Score.

Chase: 5:15:44

Cheers boys.

Movie Trailer: 5:15:48

Oh, there it comes.

Ron: 5:15:53

Oh yeah, sorry, that's the new one. It's not that spicy.

Stew: 5:15:57

There's no spice to that it's a little bit of heat. Oh yeah, there it is, that's it. That's no spice to that. There's a little bit of heat. Oh yeah, there is, that's it. That's the one. I am not going to lie, there's a little bit of heat.

Ron: 5:16:06

Who votes for Stu to be out? Peanut Gallery Aye, aye. Who votes for Ragnar as the winner? Ragnar, yay, ragnar is the winner.

Ragnar: 5:16:18

Goddamn fucking show. This was a shit show to begin with and we had planned on it being a shit show, but I don't think we really planned on it being this much of a shit show. Damn right, this is wild. Stu Goot. Ron Chase, you decide to fucking bounce out early on us, but you know what that's okay because you can't handle it. It's perfectly fine, I get it. I disagree. Now your butt hurts.

Gute: 5:16:52

See how it feels, see how it fucking feels I don't know why, god damn it, we got it.

Stew: 5:16:58

You and I were continuing to have a conversation.

Ragnar: 5:17:01

But you're drunk. Do you want to still talk? I do Okay. All right, we can still talk, I'm okay with that. You're not a piece of meat. No, we can still talk. I'm okay with that. Okay, all right.

Stew: 5:17:13

So Because I am ready to bring the fucking pain. Which is why we need to end it now.

Movie Trailer: 5:17:23

It should have been like two hours ago.

Stew: 5:17:25

No, because I was being respectful enough to everybody else along Bullshit I appreciate that Along our journey, the three of us. All right, I am just like nope. I will maintain everything else to just Ragnar and myself, out of respect.

Ragnar: 5:17:49

How do you think the original movie portrayed into the series?

Stew: 5:17:57

I feel the original movie went in and said fuck you to number two, absolutely, and it was like I will continue to tell my point of view from Connors into Duncan's and at that point Amazon came, got the wheel. I'm a ghost, I'm not in the show and at that point Amazon came.

Ron: 5:18:21

Okay, grab the wheel, I'm a ghost. I'm not in the show. Hey, don't be a dick.

Ragnar: 5:18:28

Oh, okay, I'll take a shot.

Ron: 5:18:29

I just said so you're going to blame Sammy for it. No, I was kidding. I'll take a fucking shot, go ahead.

Gute: 5:18:33

Well, I'll fucking do it God damn it, we're all back. Why am I getting pictures?

Ragnar: 5:18:37

Love your arc, I just do Well, because you know your husband said it's not my fault, so you're in the next line.

Gute: 5:18:43

It was a joke it was not a joke, it was fucking serious.

Ragnar: 5:18:46

If you want to go right ahead it would be on our host.

Movie Trailer: 5:18:54

Uh-oh Ten.

Movie Trailer: 5:18:55

The Kool-Aid? Oh God, that sucks Kool-Aid. No it, oh God.

Ragnar: 5:19:00

That sucks. Give me your glass, god damn it. That's just him that's not you.

Ron: 5:19:07

I got it. No, I got it right here, I saw it.

Gute: 5:19:14

I got it. What's that wrong? He don't get it.

Sean Connery: 5:19:19

He doesn't get it Cheers, don't get it what the hell he doesn't get it.

Ron: 5:19:23

Cheers to the winner, Ragnar, and the loser.

Ragnar: 5:19:27

I was going to fucking cheers with you, all right, but you want to be a fucking bitch about it.

Ron: 5:19:32

Oh, you want to take us. I didn't know that.

Gute: 5:19:34

Just four rounds, goddammit. All right, let's do it. All right, let's do it.

Ron: 5:19:41

I didn't know. You should have told me something instead of just trying to grab it out of my hand.

Movie Trailer: 5:19:44

How the fuck am I going to tell you something?

Ragnar: 5:19:46

now I don't know, because you can try to tell me If I don't sign it until the goddamn last minute.

Ron: 5:19:50

Okay, all right, sue, you got one Son of a whore.

Stew: 5:19:56

My shot is empty right now. We're handsome.

Ron: 5:20:01

I am. We're ending the shot on Ron's punishment shot. Wonderful Thanks what the fuck did I do. How can you relax like that? You made that drink.

Gute: 5:20:10

She did nothing wrong, you, fucking asshole. I'm his best friend. All right Hold on.

Ragnar: 5:20:19

Hold on Like this is a fucking process, in case you guys don't realize. All right, because I got to fucking scoot from one side of my goddamn table he does. All right that my dumb ass decides to fucking go. It's beautiful, it's fucking retarded. Beautiful it's retarded.

Ron: 5:20:37

Cheers to BAF number 200. Stop fucking spelling, dude. Are you an asshole? You didn't even fucking cheers with me.

Stew: 5:20:48

Jesus Christ you don't exist.

Ragnar: 5:20:53

Okay, there, dude, it's fine, he's butthurt. No, he's butthurt. No, you've been butthurt the entire time.

Ron: 5:20:58

And now he is.

Dawn Brody: 5:20:59

So, it's two butthurt people it makes him feel better because he's butthurt now.

Ron: 5:21:02

I feel great. That he's butthurt Makes me feel better. It makes me feel great. Now we're in the same club.

Dawn Brody: 5:21:08

now he's happy. He's not the only member. Same double-sided dildo.

Ron: 5:21:12

Dude hasn't shown any sign of butthurt, only Stu and me.

Ragnar: 5:21:16

Wow, double-sided dildo for you two.

Movie Trailer: 5:21:20

I'm gravy.

Stew: 5:21:22

I'm gravy Gravy.

Ron: 5:21:27

I'm calling Harley. I guess we'll go ahead and Ragnar launches into our pint reviews that are going to be showing up here.

Ragnar: 5:21:38

God damn it. You don't have to get the 30 minutes. Look, alright, god damn it.

Stew: 5:21:44

Look, alright, we have given our interviews. Ragnar, we have. If you were an immortal, what would you have done with your life in order to entertain yourself?

Ragnar: 5:22:08

Oh fuck, honestly, Nope, no bullshit. I would say what I currently do A woodworker. I would say what I currently do A woodworker. I would be figuring out woodworking designs and metallurgy designs for it and Does that fucking matter? No, dude, you've been sober for like an hour, shut up.

Movie Trailer: 5:22:47

Shut up Shit, shit God.

Ragnar: 5:22:53

See, this is why things get all fucked up. All right, fucking Ron likes to goddamn insert his mouth when it's not supposed to be inserted. What the fuck?

Ron: 5:23:07

did you have on your shirt. It was better.

Movie Trailer: 5:23:10

Yeah.

Ron: 5:23:10

I've licked my mouth. Yeah, you're not left your mouth open Lint-covered dick.

Ragnar: 5:23:17

I would continue the path that I am on right now. I like the path. You right now, personally that's me personally and that's very boring. That's very boring, it's all right. All right. So you know what? I'm going to find some hoes. I'm going to fuck some fucking cunt, hoes and hoes, and I'm going to pound some fucking asshole and I'm going to continue. Some hoes I'm going to fuck some fucking cunt and I'm going to pound some fucking asshole and I'm going to continue on my fucking merry way.

Movie Trailer: 5:23:46

Is that better? Is that better Cool? I agree, there can be a cool one, alright. Next, let's do. I'm tired.

Ron: 5:24:06

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Ron: 5:24:49

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Stew: 5:25:47

As far as Adam holding a sword in his head. I would not feel good.

Movie Trailer: 5:25:52

If you were immortal? How would you feel about it? Though, If you were immortal, how would you feel about it?

Stew: 5:25:57

No, I would feel like I am going to straight clown your ass and make you feel like somebody who's known to be, accredited.

Movie Trailer: 5:26:09

Yeah, you want to be known yeah.

Stew: 5:26:15

No, I don't want to be known, but you do. No, I feel that the asshole who went ahead and ran through his mime room, that motherfucker's genius, and I feel that him going against you would be amazing. It would be amazing.

Movie Trailer: 5:26:45

It would be amazing. Yes, I would look forward to that. Bad part is. Growing up as a kid I thought like holy shit, like what if this stuff was real?

Stew: 5:27:00

Yeah, but then I was was like him coming down against us as real would be amazing yeah and I was like back a little bit and him keep coming down, and there you go, perfect, alright, exactly love it, and I'm like I'm right over here. There you go, perfect, all right, exactly Love it, and I'm like I'm right over here.

Movie Trailer: 5:27:25

Yeah.