…… Have A Nice Day
1. Measles, mumps, rubella, cancer, warts, nasty colds, runny noses, Covid, chicken pox, small pox , sleeping sickness, worms in the brains an ass full of pain. Long visits from your mother -in law. Short visits from savored friends. Repeated visits from the FBI IRS and the secret service -, bent coins, counterfeit currency, Quiet sly Hamas members as neighbors. A long stay at a prison. A cellmate who does NOT like you. A new cell mate who likes you very very much and thinks you are romantically cute, a miserable life in a burning mobile home, ants, fleas, ticks, hemorrhoids the size of a small meteor. And a failed membership in the Girl scouts.
2. These are the things I wish upon the Son of a bitch meter maid who gave me a parking ticket last week on wharf #2 in Monterey, California.