The Original canceled radio guys. Chris and Costello: SEASON 6
Political Puzzles and Trump Tower Tales: Diving into Nikki Haley's Campaign, Royal Gossip Games, and a Dash of Satire
Ever found yourself curious about the whispers and whirlwinds of South Carolina's political landscape? Chris and Costello are here to quench that thirst with a fresh episode, where we unpack the perplexing campaign saga of Nikki Haley. Despite lagging in the polls, her war chest of donations is raising eyebrows and plenty of questions. We're serving up our spicy theories on the external forces that might be shaking the political chessboard and consider how the state's economic climate could influence voters at the ballot box.
But it's not all serious strategy talk. We'll whisk you away to the glitzy yet controversial corridors of Trump Tower, where the satire is as rich as the decor. I'll spill the beans on my own unnerving stay at a Trump property, all while we navigate the tangle of Trump's financial conundrums, complete with a playful poke at Ivanka's entrepreneurial endeavors. And because we love a good cliffhanger, a technical hiccup will have you guessing what comes next.
For a royal wrap-up, we steer into the frenzy of royal gossip, bringing a personal touch to the conversation around Meghan Markle and the media's magnifying glass on her life. We're not just about the news – join us for a hoot with our game show spoof "Who Killed Me?" where we blend the week's headlines with a dash of the absurd. So plant your earbuds firmly in place, and let's embark on an auditory adventure filled with politics, laughter, and a few surprises along the way.
Email ChrisandCostello@Yahoo.com
Ever found yourself curious about the whispers and whirlwinds of South Carolina's political landscape? Chris and Costello are here to quench that thirst with a fresh episode, where we unpack the perplexing campaign saga of Nikki Haley. Despite lagging in the polls, her war chest of donations is raising eyebrows and plenty of questions. We're serving up our spicy theories on the external forces that might be shaking the political chessboard and consider how the state's economic climate could influence voters at the ballot box.
But it's not all serious strategy talk. We'll whisk you away to the glitzy yet controversial corridors of Trump Tower, where the satire is as rich as the decor. I'll spill the beans on my own unnerving stay at a Trump property, all while we navigate the tangle of Trump's financial conundrums, complete with a playful poke at Ivanka's entrepreneurial endeavors. And because we love a good cliffhanger, a technical hiccup will have you guessing what comes next.
For a royal wrap-up, we steer into the frenzy of royal gossip, bringing a personal touch to the conversation around Meghan Markle and the media's magnifying glass on her life. We're not just about the news – join us for a hoot with our game show spoof "Who Killed Me?" where we blend the week's headlines with a dash of the absurd. So plant your earbuds firmly in place, and let's embark on an auditory adventure filled with politics, laughter, and a few surprises along the way.
Email ChrisandCostello@Yahoo.com
Hey everybody, this is Chris. Hey, this is Costello.
Speaker 2:Hi Chris. Oh, excuse me.
Speaker 1:Here we go. Oh, here we go, oh. He cut out his phone today.
Speaker 2:Here we go, oh yeah, it's any cool difficulties, girls and boys.
Speaker 1:Hey let's it's all in the boot, guys. I hear nothing. You're hearing things, you know. You're hearing eggs oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Oh no, look at two guys, look at you. Just they showed in there. See, it says that it's cost to give us some weird signals. Okay, turn down.
Speaker 2:Turn down. Okay, there we go, there we go. That's good, yeah, no more football, no more football, no more football.
Speaker 1:I think we need a break. It's okay. All eyes are on your red neck steak this Saturday.
Speaker 2:Oh yes, it is hey you know what I was thinking about this? That means that the other candidate other than Miss Haley Miller I'm not sure what he means Um, nicky, here, that's it. Uh, the other candidate who will remain nameless, uh, he will be here. This might be my chance.
Speaker 1:I'll go see him. You chance to what.
Speaker 2:And well, to bring us to this problem.
Speaker 1:What are you gonna do you?
Speaker 2:have to say something.
Speaker 1:You sure as hell you're not gonna be doing anything to that. That's how much I'm gonna do. You can't say that. You can't say that. The K-word okay.
Speaker 2:Oh, the K-word here we go Killed, killed.
Speaker 1:I was watching Kill Bill. I didn't mean anything. Kill Bill, exactly. I was just doing what you say.
Speaker 2:I was saying the Cadence man, I learned about football. They yell things like oh, my heart and kill, that's all. That's right.
Speaker 1:The Kill Guy? I don't understand, because everyone's going. Okay, your former ex-governor, nikki Haley, supposedly based on the polling, is gonna get her ass wiped by you know who this Saturday. But the thing is she's?
Speaker 1:just donating millions and millions of dollars to her campaign. People are going. Oh yes, I think I have a theory. That's scary when I have a theory, but I have a theory. I think they're just backing her and just keeping her in there because they just think something's gonna happen. It's gonna make him have to drop out, or like being jailed. That's one, yeah, because if he has to, if he does, then there she is. Who else are you gonna be? Who else are you gonna be? Who else are you gonna be? Who does he get?
Speaker 2:I'd put a bet on him not making it. But you know, I mean I could go up to her and ask see if he'd blow me some money. I'd probably do it after he's won $300. He's done it.
Speaker 1:He's broke now, so no, that's what I'm saying. It's your state. It's your new adopted redneck state. The big primary is on Saturday. By the polling he's way ahead. So what are they saying? Why is he so far ahead? She was governor of that state. Yeah, she was a good one of two, apparently.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think. So. What is the deal? Putin? Putin's behind him, putin's behind him.
Speaker 1:That's what it is. So that means you tell me everybody in South Carolina, is they like Russia? That?
Speaker 2:what you're saying. Basically, they've all been bought off by me.
Speaker 1:Well, your state's broke so it'd be easy to buy off. Yeah, yeah, well, this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they Don't start me.
Speaker 1:You, you live there, you, you get the mood truck in there. Here we go, south Carolina, you pick it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I did. It looked on paper like a great place it really did. But there you go.
Speaker 1:Since you're right there, you're going to get all the skinny, all the sound bites. You'll see, you'll get the final numbers. So please have it forced next week and give us the behind the scenes stuff of the redneck South Carolina primary. I suppose there's going to be one by a large margin for Mr Orange. Okay, will you do that for us next week, you promise?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've got my, I've got my recorder. I could go do that Sure.
Speaker 1:Yeah, go ahead. Some questions for us yes. You could ask him so it doesn't fall back. Can you like? Are you doing? Okay? You feel depressed, like me. You feel like killing yourself or, you know, maybe doing it that way, can I? Help you with that.
Speaker 2:Cross the line. Oops, oops, oh sorry I just like a pair of those lovely sneakers. Oh God, Did you see those from sneakers?
Speaker 1:You know what I got?
Speaker 2:an email, which I guess we can do now. Now, who makes sneakers? Hmm.
Speaker 1:Who makes sneakers? I mean, they're all gold. They look as tacky as this place in New York. Oh, they're all gold.
Speaker 2:They must come from Korea, I think would be my guess. What is he asking for?
Speaker 1:Do you know the price of those? Oh, $400.
Speaker 2:$399. And here's the thing, and this is what the email was pointing out. It's oh, look, I'll just read it. It makes more sense. Okay, it's at. Hi, kristen Costello, I got these great Magna Make American great again Gold sneakers for sale Only $400. And you won't have to worry about wearing them or where to put them or them wearing out or anything, because they won't ship until July, if they'll ship at all. Have a great show, donnie. Does he plan on being buried in those sneakers.
Speaker 1:You could ask me that that's it.
Speaker 2:That would be a good one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I thought you know I'd just you don't want to wear those in the open casket. I mean you just that's the right question is this kind of you know you have to go there. He's coming to your backyard, you have to go.
Speaker 2:I got to at least get some of his supporters. I'm sure we'll get some gems out of them.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you, I just came up with just a weird-ass question, just boarded it up. You know just a great sound bike for the show and you get some national attention. Go ahead, you can be a story out by yourself. Hey, that'll let you go.
Speaker 2:That would be cool, that would be good. Yeah, yeah, sure, I can.
Speaker 1:So you ever seen? You ever seen Mickey Haley naked?
Speaker 2:Ask me that it was like last week, and I didn't quite get it Where's your husband Nikki. Where's your husband?
Speaker 1:Where's Malania? Where's the both? At Malania was your husband.
Speaker 2:They've been running an ad here showing the Donald doing that going well where's the husband. He took off his knees, gone, he's out of the picture. Then they cut to this guy saying he's on military deployment, you moron. He's out serving his country, which he is.
Speaker 1:Another ad just going where's Malania? She's out banging the pool boy, you moron.
Speaker 2:Banging the pool boy. She's done with the gardener. Then there's another one where they just have a chicken, a video of a chicken. Then it just talks about what a chicken he is and how he's bows down to every dictator and so on and so forth.
Speaker 1:They're putting some big money in a Nikki Hale. It's just apparently for him. How do you make an a damn dip?
Speaker 2:Do you think perhaps the people I mean? You've got to figure that whenever they do these polls they're always around like the magnet people. Of course it's going to get a higher percentage because the other people are going. I'm not going to that. Why would I go to that? You've got to think that the people who actually don't support it Watch the people who go and see what kind of people go and just take it.
Speaker 1:What is it all about? Just watch the idiots in person, the people who support it. They can't afford in your state, $400 pair of sneakers to support it. I mean, come on, that's not an important number Right.
Speaker 2:Neither can I he can.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, if I could, I wouldn't buy those damn things. He can't, not even as a collector's item. He can't even afford to pay his bond. In the fraud trial. When you file an appeal, they go okay, this money has been filed in the judgment against you, so you're going to appeal. You've got to put the money in. Okay, it's going to sit there to make sure they hold it. They have it, okay, and he doesn't have the money to pay his damn bond, mr Roe. Mr Roe, you can't put in the $385 million or whatever he doesn't have it.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to think what it was that the New York Attorney General was threatening to do. She was going to call the note so that, basically, they could take all his properties.
Speaker 1:They want to pay that, to sell something to cover the bond.
Speaker 2:Oh, I did do more than that. I mean, well, yeah, I suppose it's interesting, isn't it? You know, he'd be completely flat broke on paper and probably in In many ways.
Speaker 1:That's what you think he fraudulently asked for loans for Because he didn't have the money. Well, you know, to back it up. The properties weren't worth the he said they were to back it up, so it's why fraudulently got money. You know that's what I'm going to do. What would you do? I have to confess I've been pretty bad here. So I am here in Vegas oh, beautiful. I'm only staying here because a friend of mine owns a condo in there. I'm staying there for free, just like you know, I'm staying at the Trump.
Speaker 1:I walked in and immediately felt like taking a shower. You walk past the gift shop. There's all these red MAGA hats in there. There's people sitting around wearing them in the lobby. There's a lot of Asians there. Just don't ask me. There are some who just stayed there because you know I hate to say it, but a lot of these hotels are pretty decent. They're nice, okay yeah, and they're run well by other people. They're broke. So half the people you see hang around the lobby there are MAGA people and the other half are just. You know, who knows?
Speaker 2:There's no casino there and stuff.
Speaker 1:So I don't know. I guess they just like the hotel. Yeah, it's a good spot. It's a good spot.
Speaker 2:I told you that I was offered a job there and I turned it down. Yeah, it's a photographer Many some years ago, which I'm glad I did, obviously.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I just I just feel dirty. I mean I wake up there and just I need to hold myself up, I'm just dirty. But you know the spot is good because you know Ivanka gives a good massage. I must say.
Speaker 2:I have never taken, never tried that unfortunately I'll have to take a look.
Speaker 1:Ivanka gives a good massage.
Speaker 2:It's a happy ending. I'd be after.
Speaker 1:Are you massage this? Okay, we'll go back to football, are you? Desion Watson? That's what he liked to have massaged.
Speaker 2:Well, this is really wonderful. I'm picking up, like every other word of you right now.
Speaker 1:So that's that's. That's that's for you. Hey Cube here working for IT.
Speaker 3:I've checked to see the green light is on and unplugged and plugged in again. All should be good now.
Speaker 2:Sorry for the interruption. Now back to Chris and Costello.
Speaker 1:Here we go. Okay, just full disclosure to you, costello. Okay, dave knows, this is embarrassing me to tell you this. Are you ready?
Speaker 2:Anything that embarrasses you, I'm ready.
Speaker 1:Okay, then what? Yeah, a friend of mine owns a condo at this place and so when he stopped, booked out or he's not using it. If I'm in town here in Vegas, he doesn't use it for free. So he, you know, it's, it's kind of nice since it's in the it's in the Trump dollar Excuse me.
Speaker 2:The, the, the, the TR UMP, the fart tower.
Speaker 1:And I checked in. I took four showers right away to get the scum off. It's still gonna work. You know it's a weird group of people because you know he doesn't have a casino there because they wouldn't give him a gaming license.
Speaker 1:That's right. Yeah, he doesn't have a good pay to eat, but there's a. It's half. The people are in a bag of people hanging out as a gift shop with those damn red hats everywhere. The other half for Asians just walk around and go and just happy to be there. I guess I don't know, maybe they thought, maybe it's seeing.
Speaker 2:But it's just so, red is is good luck for Asians. You see, when they go gambling so this is your yeah, okay, so they. They equate that with oh, this is good luck hat. Thank you.
Speaker 1:Great. I didn't hear that, mr, the spa was good. So I was off on a couple of days ago so I tried out the spa and I must say Ivanka gives a good massage.
Speaker 2:Oh, excellent, that's where she's at. We. I was wondering and if I do get the opportunity, seeing as he's going to be here in town because of the the vote tomorrow here in South Carolina, I'm going to ask him where his wife is and then, if I get there, do it.
Speaker 2:I'm counting on you, you got to do it. I'm going to try. Okay, I am, I will try my my best. I'm still a little get a little winded, kind of really easily. But anyway, and then I, if, if he says yeah, yeah, she's so she's to the Trump and Las Vegas, because my friend got a massage from her and also happy.
Speaker 1:I'll get it from a. I'll get it from Ivanka.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, well, they you know. Yeah, she's much prettier I'm with you. Okay, I'll make sure I don't make that Freudian slip.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, but still ask that question, though you have to do it. The whole, not the country, the whole world is counting you to ask him when he's at one of those rallies. Okay, Where's? Melania, don't let us down, don't do it.
Speaker 2:If I don't get beaten up. Well, I said nothing wrong with that, without question.
Speaker 1:I'm looking for, I'm checking out today and I can't wait to check out so I can just check out and go. Here we go, get the hell out of here. My skin's been getting chuncked so I said, stay in there, if I probably get, if we had that big bed bug big outbreak here in Vegas, I think.
Speaker 3:I think the Trump is one of the places that's got a lot of them, man.
Speaker 1:I just like I mentioned.
Speaker 2:I would imagine. Just don't use the other cadence that you taught me.
Speaker 1:Kill, kill, kill your job, you just just. We're going to be watching for it through rally. Okay, Count on it. Tomorrow's a big day, Coach, get it. Where's your rally tonight?
Speaker 2:I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what boy. If I can't get him, I'll find some of the supporters they got. They got to be so full of it. I'm sure there's got to be some good Rod DiDio there.
Speaker 1:I could be even better if you ask me Maga person, here you're seeing Melania at a rally and then they go. No, why is that? See what they have to say.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I was thinking. If I couldn't, you know, just yell it out at him. You know what? It's really bizarre in my mind's eye. I'm at the, I'm at the Trump Tower, but I know that. I'm forgetting where I live. That's really what's happening. I left this point to get Valie to come to work.
Speaker 1:I'm just going like, give me that, give me out, but I'll be out today and you'll be at the rally tonight. So we'll have fun things to report next week. But one thing we have to mention that we're not going to do today, except for right now, except for right now it's one more time.
Speaker 1:The Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift thing is got to let it go. I mean, football season's over, okay, so we got to be in you. I can't turn on my phone buzzes, I can't turn on my laptop. They turn on a TV. There they are. Here is Travis landing in Sydney. There they are doing a private tour of the Australian Zoo. So what? Who?
Speaker 2:cares. Do you care? I don't care, but I don't get. I don't get this, you see, because I guess I'm just not in that in touch, I'm not getting those kind of emails and faxes of where they're at.
Speaker 1:And you know I don't want them in the words of joy or X. You know Jewish troll living in my basement. I don't care, I don't care, I don't care about it, just don't care. We think there hasn't been this much media attention on a couple, since it was Costello bought his bull up Dollar.
Speaker 2:Christine, yeah, you know, that was very trying to.
Speaker 1:Yeah, costello and Christine poke somebody holes in that thing that even duct tape would keep her together anymore, but you know for a while for about a year you guys, you guys were the shit you know.
Speaker 2:And Christine felt very let down after I pulled the stop. Of course she did yeah, all right, no, that's true. I mean this is almost more than like John Yoko. I mean it's you know. I just hope you know, as Robert dies down so A lot of the way from football season, maybe they just leave him alone.
Speaker 1:A couple know each other having fun. We don't need to be plastered, but just leave him alone. I don't see a lot of people every day. I get sick of it. Well, of course, before that was you know, I was like I'm not going to be a plastered person. I'm not going to be a plastered person.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to be a plastered person. I'm not going to be a plastered person Before that was Prince William. So you know, boy, I tell you what you should ask my sister what she thinks of Prince William's wife. They, they, the English do not like her. I mean they the lover, or hate him. I thought, Kate was like they loved her.
Speaker 1:She could do no wrong.
Speaker 2:No not Kate, the other one, oh, harry's wife. I'm sorry, harry's wife, I got my, I got my princes mixed.
Speaker 1:Certainly did, I did. Well, of course we know they don't like Megan. That has been that way for a long time.
Speaker 2:Oh boy, I mean, I said to her I said what does she ever do to you? Good God, a little vitriol. So how about I come back to England? I wouldn't either. She's tan. Well, that's, maybe that's what it is. I don't think that's what it is. She's a dog.
Speaker 1:She's a dog. She's a dog. He has a desert. They were singing the British press. They ticked her off. She's a dog. I wonder, wonder, what shade their first baby is going to be you know our total doggy.
Speaker 2:He didn't do very much with doggy.
Speaker 1:I had a similar thing.
Speaker 2:When, when my daughters were being born, or when their mother was pregnant, because she was from Malaysia and she was quite dark. Of course it didn't help that she sat out in the Vegas sun, yeah, and they can't turn anybody dark, that would. That's important. What color are they going to be? I'm going, oh well, probably a nice shot. Maybe, maybe blue, I don't know. Stupid question what color are they? No, just very likely to hand. Actually, not beautiful, okay.
Speaker 2:That is plenty tan Asians, don't put it that way, tan Caucasians are very, very, very attractive, beautiful, okay.
Speaker 1:So it's such a boring category for you. Britt, you've tanned Caucasian.
Speaker 2:The interesting thing is that, whereas my oldest Abbey lives in Portland Oregon yeah, Don't worry about her getting some burnt out I haven't seen a son in about three months. I could not live there. Oh no, that would be all.
Speaker 1:That's all I need to call it, the albino. Okay, yeah, beautiful. You like game shows, don't you? Castello? You know game shows. You like playing games?
Speaker 2:I know games as well. No whammies, no whammies.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we got that one. Are you ready for our brand new Christmas and Castello game show? Well, yes, I suppose. So let's play. Who Killed Me? You'll have a slight chance of winning. Okay, Very slight chance.
Speaker 2:Well, things working against us. You're in the Trump motel and the sound quality is not good. I apologize to our audience.
Speaker 1:You think they're listening and they're going. He's talking bad about me. Yes, I am Okay. Who killed?
Speaker 2:me. You ready to play Castello? All right, yes, I'm ready to play. Ready to play, let's play who?
Speaker 1:killed me. Now your first contestant is Castello. No Castello question. Okay, okay. Who killed Alexi Navalny? Was it A? Alex Murdoch? Was it B? Travis Kelsey? Was it C? Was it Vladimir Putin? Or D, the State of Alabama?
Speaker 2:Ooh, that's a tough one, because I know Alabama is oh, yeah, yeah, the State of Alabama would like to give him a little injection. I think, oh, I don't know. Let me think about this a bit more.
Speaker 1:Time's up. Sorry, I have four choices. You're going to give me one frigging answer.
Speaker 2:I was playing the game, I did this. Well, I'm okay then.
Speaker 1:The time between Putin and the State of Alabama? Who?
Speaker 2:killed him.
Speaker 1:Please. The State of Alabama kills all embryos now. So you know, hey, it's a tie.
Speaker 2:Okay, it's a tie.
Speaker 1:Okay, everybody, just do the double, double round. Are you ready? Castello.
Speaker 2:All right, I'm double double ready to murder. Murder Jokes again. Four of the choices again. Who killed?
Speaker 1:him. Yeah, the question this time is who killed Wendy Williams? They say to yourself he's not dead yet. Well, see, pretty much it Okay. Who killed Wendy Williams? Was it A? Donald Trump? I knew you were talking about me. Was it B, taylor Swift? Was it C? Vladimir Putin? Rd Redneck, state of South Carolina. Here on the clock, gustavo.
Speaker 2:Okay, I gotta be quicker on this one, have I? Hmm, so the North Carolina Putin, a tie between Trump and Putin? I'm still gonna go with Putin.
Speaker 1:Ding, ding, ding ding. You win, Putin also won.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I nearly did. She's in terrible shape. I saw something about her today. You win.
Speaker 1:Season one and two of the original Wendy Williams show. Congratulations.
Speaker 2:Can I have Wendy Williams show? No, wendy Williams is way more fun.
Speaker 1:Sorry, it's time for the final round. Are you ready, castello? I'm ready, you ready, you ready? Here we go. Who killed Matthew Perry? Was it A? Jennifer Aniston, was it B? Lindsey Graham, was it C? Vladimir Putin?
Speaker 2:RD Fentanyl and you're on the clock. Oh, let me see.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna go with the Fentanyl, the.
Speaker 2:Putin gave in. You're exactly right.
Speaker 1:Good God, almighty, I should do this. Okay, he said triple bonus, right, and who did you do it with on set? Jennifer Aniston. There he goes. There was no wrong answer in that one, so you win the bonus, castello, congratulations.
Speaker 2:Thank you, thank you so terribly much. And what is the grand prize of Another week for being the big?
Speaker 1:winner.
Speaker 2:But what do I get for a prize? Don't I get a parting gift? No, not even a trip to the sum, to his buffet, just minutes away from the trip.
Speaker 1:No, the next time you come to Vegas you can stay in the same room. I stayed in the Trump Tower two nights for free. Bring baby powder and lots of vinegar. You begin itch, itch, itch, itch. I got a skin rash and it's red like a maga hat. There you go. Congratulations, castello, for playing our dating game. Who killed me? Me, I was thinking smell the burning.
Speaker 2:Girls and boys, what are you thinking? Think back to people with rather odd names. Okay, so like you've got Beethoven, right, that's an odd name, but have you ever met a Mr Beethoven ever in your life? I know I have. I've met him. I've met him Ever in your life? I know I haven't.
Speaker 1:I can't say that Exactly.
Speaker 2:I'm wondering what happened to these names. You see, regina, there's another one Now. That was the Queen's last name before she changed it to Windsor. It sounded too much.
Speaker 1:Beethoven never, ever got married. I guess we didn't carry on the legacy. Didn't have any kids.
Speaker 2:Must be, or something like Eisenhower Out in the street. You know I have not. Yeah, you go See Money Penny, one more, that's a movie fiction on that.
Speaker 1:Oh well, good one, good one. Good one at that too, I like it.
Speaker 2:So anyway. So this got me thinking Right About burning, Smell the burning. So I was thinking about really bad names that people are giving their kids and, of course, the first person that comes to my mind is Frank Zappa. We all know that he that he called his daughter a moon unit, yes, okay. And one of his sons, or his older son, dweezel, right, he had two other kids I didn't know, arnett and Mucar Rudin. Arnett, you said Mucas, arnett and Mucar, no, Mucar.
Speaker 1:Rudin.
Speaker 2:Okay, but I mean that's pretty bad. I mean, you know, but it gets worse. His youngest daughter Get this Diva, thin muffet pigeon.
Speaker 1:Why did we ever get the drugs? If he was doing I don't know man? We didn't share them. I would have been more creative too if I had his stuff he was doing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no kidding, yeah, likewise.
Speaker 1:I was in this close to naming my daughter.
Speaker 2:Echo. Oh, that would have been a good one yeah.
Speaker 1:Yes, you would have, I thought, came to mind, which is why I did the last message Nope not going to.
Speaker 2:Well, if you'd had a son you could have had fame, yeah, Hmm, but anyway. So Diva, thin muffin pigeon, come here, yeah that?
Speaker 1:that's crazy.
Speaker 2:That's truly wild. So I'm thinking of three, thinking in five minutes Well, I'm pretty good the drugs. What are you thinking now? What I'm thinking is that because we got the primary election here in South Carolina, no, then a trip to the Diner in South Carolina. Anyway, yeah, sorry, I was thinking I'm going to take my trusty recorder, my digital recorder that up to now has only been used for recording my neighbors, and ask some of the Magna people questions yeah, magna, yeah Magna. Yeah, I know Magma.
Speaker 1:Rednecks.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because obviously there's. I've got to find out where, of course, they're all going to be congregating, and if I can't get near Trump to yell where's Melania, I'm going to. I'm going to ask other people that what do you think's happened to his wife?
Speaker 1:And also what are the other response asking other people.
Speaker 2:Oh, I will you know. And then I'm going to ask him well, do you think she's just do you think she'd be a good model for those 400, $400 keks you?
Speaker 1:know the sneakers. If she models in naked, yeah sure, linus Next respectful. Well, that's what.
Speaker 2:NASA is talking about. Yeah Well, I mean, you know that's not something others are stepping on, so anyway, that's just something I thought I would do.
Speaker 1:So what's? That is a good thought. So you do that, okay, okay. I mean all our thinking you just mentioned. That is the good thing right there. That's a good one. It's your quick way to go.
Speaker 2:All right, I'll quit. Hey, I do want to mention, though I think I believe it is oh, it must be Monday that we go on the air on podcast radio, radio, radio radio, podcast radio radio.
Speaker 1:They're streaming their streaming service, Of course we're on also radio selected markets as well too. You can find the Chris and Costello original cancel radio guys, so almost everywhere. Now we're everywhere.
Speaker 2:We are everywhere in particular. Yeah, we're having a big welcome party and everything. So if you go to podcast radio, you will see us there. We're not on there now. I know, because I checked, but they said the 24th. They said Monday. Monday is the 26th. Oh, 26th, was it Okay? There you go and you'll get edited versions of us. So then you'll need to come back and listen to us to get the whole version.
Speaker 1:Okay, when they podcast radio editors, they'll go that part sucks, that part sucks, that part sucks. The most left is just pretty much short stuff. How you doing? Okay, see you next week. Yeah.
Speaker 2:With a couple of beeps in the middle. Yeah, the usual stuff.
Speaker 1:Hi, this is Chris.
Speaker 2:Hey, costello, you're a beep, there you go, yeah.
Speaker 1:We're happy to be on there. So it's our welcome to podcast radio and you guys check that out. And also it's a big welcome back because they had really big ratings. Because what we missed was been nine years John Stewart back on Comedy Central, but only one night a week. It's on Monday. But hey, in a political season gotta have John.
Speaker 2:Stewart. Oh God too, he's our only vent for sanity. Yeah.
Speaker 1:So general sip of the question, they show because no one can do. I mean, what could you say it to? But it's just funny when John he's been doing it for so long.
Speaker 3:So it's great to have you back John.
Speaker 2:So let's hear what's going on. What's going on? What's your?
Speaker 1:got.
Speaker 2:I don't have it. I was looking for that bit that he was talking about. What do you mean? You don't have it. Trump was calling him by his real name and telling his Lieberwitz something like that Stewart John, stewart Lieberwitz.
Speaker 1:Yeah, John Lieberwitz.
Speaker 2:It is Lieberwitz. Okay, I knew I was close there anyway, and then he went off on a really good, funny rant, which we'll play now if I can find it, and if not, there'll be a bit of a silence. So, donald Trump tweeted John Lieberwitz.
Speaker 3:He thought he's going to use my birth name.
Speaker 1:It's your name, it's Lieberwitz.
Speaker 3:Yes, John Stewart Lieberwitz is my, Jonathan Stewart Lieberwitz my full name. He was going to tweet that and then he tweeted out be proud of your heritage. Don't run away from who you are. By the way, he's overrated, or something, there's something along those lines Insiccive, it's very incisive.
Speaker 3:And so we thought, well, geez, let's answer. So we tweeted back to him. Donald Trump's real name, which I don't know, if you even know this, is Fuck, face Von Clownstick, and the research you guys must do on that show is unbelievable. We have people, lexis Nexus, and so we wanted to know why he was running away from the Von Clownstick heritage. And we got into this huge fight and this Did he sue you? He tends to sue for people for things like that. Yeah, I mean, I'm just, I don't know that a man-baby can be president. He's character is destiny and he is the most thin-skinned individual. And look, you've been around politicians, you know they're thin-skinned. So President Obama, for all his qualities that you love, gets angry.
Speaker 2:And certainly I've born I've born oh, how mean can we be Me know them that you know.
Speaker 1:Do you have your homework assignment? Castell for the weekend is going to attend a truck rally.
Speaker 2:Well, now-.
Speaker 1:Primary, which will get some attention for a bit. The big red next day to South Carolina, so you'll be surrounded by a mag of people and Trump will be there.
Speaker 2:And your buddy Lindsey Graham will be there.
Speaker 1:So anything you can get. Maybe you can get Lindsey. Ask him a question, you know oh.
Speaker 2:I'm sure I can get Lindsey Is. Senator, grammy ever I mean, he's just an old slut, is all he is.
Speaker 1:Senator Grammy, like those young boys, do you buddy?
Speaker 2:Yeah, indeed, I mean, you know, I know your feelings about Lindsey Graham.
Speaker 1:Hi, chris. I'm in love with Lindsey Graham, same as yours.
Speaker 2:Oh, you like them. I haven't professed my love for him, have I? No, it's a good time now If you're going to hit the soap opera music.
Speaker 1:I'll let you two have your moment. Go ahead. Well, that's Castell professing his love for Senator Lindsey Graham.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, well, anyways, so there it is. I love you, Lindsey.
Speaker 1:Here goes, here's your assignment, gustav. We want some good do a Sam Buzz from MAGA fans. Find out where their brains at, if they have any. Maybe you can get that question out of the trunk. Maybe you get a question to Graham and your grand people. I don't think you stay like Graham, so much right now All right. Well, maybe you can get some Nikki Haley stuff, I don't know. Get it all, do it all, man, come on.
Speaker 2:I'll do what I can, but I haven't been outside in a crowd in about ooh how many months now Does? It smell or I don't know whether I don't know, just see if I can do it. If I can't do it, well, I can't do it. I'll give it my best, my best try.
Speaker 1:Ask the MAGA people that if Trump goes on and he doesn't he manages to skip jail and wins the nomination Right. Would they be happy if Nikki Haley was his vice president?
Speaker 2:We can find the other half of this show and put it all together. We can find the other half of this show and put it all together.
Speaker 1:If I can get that one off the top. Thank you all for watching.
Speaker 2:Wee you.