The Original canceled radio guys. Chris and Costello: SEASON 6
P Diddy's Dilemmas and the Pantheon of Albums: Dissecting Scandals and Celebrating Musical Milestones
Buckle up and brace yourselves for a wild ride through the high-stakes world of music and scandal! We're launching into the fray with our signature mix of humor and sharp insights, taking on the recent controversies surrounding P Diddy. While we might be cracking jokes and brandishing offbeat props here, the allegations against the mogul are no laughing matter. We dissect his predicament with the same fervor we reserve for reality TV survivalists—case in point, we've got some thoughts on Ray from "Naked and Afraid" that you won't want to miss!
Prepare for a musical odyssey as we passionately debate the top 15 albums that have left indelible marks on the industry. From Adele's soulful "21" to Bob Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited" and the cultural juggernaut that is Beyoncé's "Lemonade," we're not just recounting hits; we're questioning legacies. Fleetwood Mac's "Rumors" might find us in nostalgic agreement, but rest assured, we've got plenty of hot takes to keep the audiophiles arguing long after the episode ends. Join us for an episode that promises to entertain, provoke, and maybe even alter your musical allegiances.
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Buckle up and brace yourselves for a wild ride through the high-stakes world of music and scandal! We're launching into the fray with our signature mix of humor and sharp insights, taking on the recent controversies surrounding P Diddy. While we might be cracking jokes and brandishing offbeat props here, the allegations against the mogul are no laughing matter. We dissect his predicament with the same fervor we reserve for reality TV survivalists—case in point, we've got some thoughts on Ray from "Naked and Afraid" that you won't want to miss!
Prepare for a musical odyssey as we passionately debate the top 15 albums that have left indelible marks on the industry. From Adele's soulful "21" to Bob Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited" and the cultural juggernaut that is Beyoncé's "Lemonade," we're not just recounting hits; we're questioning legacies. Fleetwood Mac's "Rumors" might find us in nostalgic agreement, but rest assured, we've got plenty of hot takes to keep the audiophiles arguing long after the episode ends. Join us for an episode that promises to entertain, provoke, and maybe even alter your musical allegiances.
Subscribe to 'The Original Canceled Radio Guys' . Go to https://www.ChrisandCostello.com
Email ChrisandCostello@Yahoo.com
Hey, ai Morgan, here the original cancelled radio guys only bring me out when they're pushed for time. So here's Chris and Costello, also appearing, trump, lots of musical stuff and their usual bullshit that has become so popular. Enjoy, chris and Costello, the original cancelled radio guys.
Speaker 2:Hello, this is Chris. Hey, chris Costello, here I just like watching my iPhone out here. I don't understand the video thing.
Speaker 3:You know what I look at when I'm doing this.
Speaker 2:I look at my microphone like a real professional. Are you just so? For some reason? You just so like? Look at this. You got a prop. I got a prop today too. It's like what Howie Mandel used to do all the time Go up and blow up a glove.
Speaker 3:Okay, I want to see if you can do it.
Speaker 2:He put it on his head. I think this is the only way this should fit my head's too damn big.
Speaker 3:Well, that's true, Ladies and gentlemen. He has a surgical glove, which he is now blowing up.
Speaker 2:This is what I call the five-finger contest, okay. This is what I call the child in the back of the classroom. Well, speaking of the funny thing to bring up adolescent, okay, because we have a little bit of a theme here today, not intentional. Oh there it comes. There comes the box. So no bag over the head today. We got the box, okay.
Speaker 3:It is the box of anonymity and you look so much better.
Speaker 2:And now you've totally disappeared. You put the box on and you've gone from the screen altogether.
Speaker 3:Oh good, I know you've done us a favor.
Speaker 2:Thank you. Okay, there you go. All right, that's what Pete did. He needed to be wearing so people would recognize him. He got raided. He's being sued. The video came out of him beating and kicking an ex-girlfriend running down a hallway. He's got a towel on, okay, right. So I mean, there's no way out of this one, you know. And now another one of the women who come out who is suing him in the interview, in her deposition, they ask her you know, can you identify him without his clothes off? The thing that stood out the most to her. Are you ready for this? Yeah, it's P Diddy's. As she said his adolescent dick, so they're going. Said his adolescent dick, so they're going. What do you mean by adolescent dick? She goes. She means in length and width, kind of like the dick of a 12-year-old. No wonder P Diddy's angry. All these women are laughing at his dick. They're going. Jesus Christ, a baby dick.
Speaker 3:Oh, look at you and your penis.
Speaker 2:Lovely. That's where the anger comes from. I mean not that it's any excuse for him doing what he's doing. I hope they really slam him for all this stuff. I mean you don't do that to a woman, you don't do that to anybody.
Speaker 3:He could have that fixed, couldn't he? I don't know, I mean booty.
Speaker 2:Well, there's a place that does. They can't really do lengthening per se, but they do widening.
Speaker 4:So, if you want, a wide RV dick.
Speaker 2:They can do that, but they can't really make it any longer. Apparently he has length and width issues. Oh, I'm so sorry for him.
Speaker 3:Well, you're talking about the belly button dick now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, pretty much. So they're going like okay. So if what you say is true, the definition goes how can you identify this? To prove that, you know, you saw him naked. So she identified two tattoos on his chest and his lower abdomen, and then she talked about the baby dick.
Speaker 3:And is he going to drop his drawers in court? That would be next.
Speaker 2:They may ask him to show his little dickie in deposition. Right, when they do all these sex crimes, they always have to do that. So he's going to be like kiki, kiki, kiki. I can blow up just the pinky portion of the glove and do that part and have that part.
Speaker 3:Well, I mean, I think, there we go.
Speaker 2:That part right there. That's being too generous, I think. Okay, never mind.
Speaker 3:And he's wearing a blown-up version of the surgical glove with only one finger. Yep Later in today's broadcast.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, I don't know what you think about P Diddy Costell, but I want to see him. I can't stand the man. I never got to say what was the appeal to begin with? How did a guy like that become a billionaire? I'm trying to think okay, where's the talent for it? Maybe I missed out on it, I don't know.
Speaker 3:He put some rhymes together. That's it right. I mean, that's all he did, yeah, yeah. And then he got one of the Kardashians, didn't he? That's his claim to fame, look.
Speaker 2:And he also. I remember at one point he dated Jennifer Lopez too.
Speaker 1:Who.
Speaker 2:Who is Jennifer Lopez? It's like who's the most black man? Is it Kim Kardashian or Jennifer Lopez? It's a contest, I don't know.
Speaker 3:Well, there you go. And who made the worst ridiculous stars out of them? Well, I think we might have a winner here.
Speaker 2:They're both in a search for as many adolescent baby dicks as they can find. So I told you we had a theme here. Okay, do you ever watch the show Naked and Afraid? You ever watch that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, out of love.
Speaker 1:Hit it on me, started off so strong.
Speaker 2:Make it and break it. They always have a really ugly, gross woman, a really ugly gross guy walking around the jungles naked, trying to survive out there for weeks on end. I guess Right, well, one of the guys you know, I guess the guy I forget what his name is, I think it's Ray or something. He's on the series currently. He got the. He looked down, he had this pain. Here we go again on his dick and he looks down and he has a tick dick he has a tick on his dick.
Speaker 2:Tick, dick. Okay, so as the show calls it. This episode is called Tick tick. Okay, so as the show calls it. This is what it's called. Tick tick, that's what they call it. So they had to bring in the medical guy because they had to have someone out there, because things happened and they showed the pictures, kind of like a poor medical guy, him bending over, he's trying to burn the tick off his dick and, of course, the guy's making all these excruciating faces.
Speaker 3:I think anything stuck to your penis would hurt.
Speaker 2:I think you know one, having a tick to get with doesn't feel good. Two, having it on your dick is even worse. And three, they have to burn it off to get it to back out. I mean holy crap.
Speaker 3:You know, you see the look on the guy's face and he's just like Ladies and gentlemen, listening to us only in audio, that was a look of surprise and horror on Chris's face.
Speaker 2:Thank you, I was thinking what video you could add to this. We've got baby dick, we've got tick tick.
Speaker 3:We got Richard.
Speaker 2:We can go back to the old episode when you had your surgery for your heart bypass. We have shaved dick with you. We did yes, yes, indeed, we can go back to the old episode when you had your surgery for your heart bypass.
Speaker 3:We have shaved dick with you. We did, yes, yes, indeed, we did. And then, of course, we had the school trip out to Dick's.
Speaker 2:You got that.
Speaker 3:You've got Dick's in Nevada. This is great. Can you imagine working for that company? You have Dick's in Nevada. Yes, we have about 42 Dick's in Nevada. This is great. Can you imagine working for that company? You have dicks in Nevada. Yes, we have about 42 dicks in Nevada we do.
Speaker 2:It's all about the dicks folks. We have baby dick dick, dick, shaved dick and dick score. And dicks are us. Oh, dick store, straw dick, yes.
Speaker 3:Pin dick.
Speaker 2:If you want some more sporting good stuff, just go to the big store dicks.
Speaker 3:That's it, not Pindick's, just Dick's.
Speaker 2:Free advertising. Plug Enough of Dick's. We're going to talk a bit of controversy this week. As you know, they've done it a couple of times. Rolling Stone magazine released back in 2003 what they considered at that time the 100 greatest albums of all time. In 2003, when they did it, it was mostly things from the 60s and 70s. They updated it in 2018, and there's really not too much people arguing with what Rolling Stone put out. But this passed away for whatever reason why they wanted to do it.
Speaker 2:Apple Music put out what they thought would be the 25 best albums of all time, and this is compiled by. They were putting it up against the Rolling Stone thing. It's a lot different. This is compiled by you know, people on their staff and writers and whatever, and so people have a shit fit over what they came up with. Okay, so you ready, costello, I'm ready. So this is the. You're a music guy, you're came up with. You ready, costello, I'm ready. You're a music guy, you're back at me. You got the radio because you like music. You love music. Let's count them down and see how you agree with these choices from Apple Music. What's going?
Speaker 2:on 25 and down 25. David Bowie's the Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars 25. Good choice, no.
Speaker 1:Ziggy Blades.
Speaker 2:Guitar. I love David, but you don't like Ziggy Sardis, okay.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no, no, no, not at number 25. Too high.
Speaker 2:Too low, way too low, okay, okay. 24 is Daft Punk Discovery Okay, more of something new. Alright, her electronic music. It was pretty good. My star good. I don't know if Garner's top 25 23, bruce Springsteen's Born to Run Okay, run okay From your back to death trap.
Speaker 1:It's a suicide rap. Gotta get up while we're young, cause tramps like us. Maybe we're all In love 22, the Beatles Revolver.
Speaker 3:It was a very, very good album. I even listened to it many, many years later.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but it makes you wonder, like, okay, if you're looking to put a Beatles in top 25, it should be more than one. You've got to do Sgt Pepper's, You've got to do White Album. Revolver was their first. 21 is the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds, which everyone agrees is just a classic. Yeah, number 20,. Dr Dre, the Chronic Familiar yes, but don't know, would you be too white for that one? I would say so, okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know what I probably am.
Speaker 2:Dr Dre is not trying to reach you as one of his audience. Okay, no, our cracking touch point number 19, taylor Swift 1989. Taylor's version. Okay. I thought that was a stroke of genius on her part it was, and I guess if you talk to Swifties, that is their favorite album of Taylor is the 1989, taylor's version. Right, okay, moving up the charts here, this one. The next one was number one on Rolling Stone, but here it's only like 18 with Apple. That would be Marvin Gaye's what's Going On, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:You can't see. Oh, what's going on. What's going on, yeah, what's going on. What's going on, what's going on, yeah, what's going on. Oh, what's going on, what's going on. Right on, right on.
Speaker 2:In the last Rolling Stones thing four years ago, that was what they named as number one. So how about that? Oh, Next, Joni Mitchell Blue. Good choice, no argument. Okay, you might have a problem with the next one. We're in the top 15. Adele 21.
Speaker 3:Why would I have a problem with Adele?
Speaker 2:Like Adele, I just don't know Great voice. Great voice, but she's stuck in Caesars Everything's about whiny shit, say, in the top 15, we've got Bob Dylan, highway 61 Revisited. I'm not a big Dylan fan, so I can't really say one way or the other hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, he's trying to blow his nose one way or the other, he's trying to blow his nose up. Okay, we got Jay-Z, jay-z, the blueprint.
Speaker 2:Once again not In our wheelhouse. We're two white guys and we don't listen to Jay-Z. I'm sorry, radiohead OK Computer.
Speaker 1:Please could you stop the noise and try to get some rest.
Speaker 3:Hi, I'm Rob Radiohead. Good to have you here. Great, I'm surprised they chart so high actually, but all the same, I don't have an argument with that, it's good.
Speaker 2:So far it's interesting. Okay, now here's where everyone starts bitching. We're getting ready to go into the top ten. You've got Fleetwood Mac rumors. No argument there, I'm going to stick right out. Then we've got Beyonce Lemonade. But you've got to get quiet here in the old-caste hill part.
Speaker 3:Well, it's all ballady kind of stuff now I'd like a new one, but I don't think Lemonade was good, but the Carter country?
Speaker 2:maybe as time goes on we'll reach that, but it's your, I don't know. Okay, next, no argument here, nirvana, nevermind.
Speaker 3:No argument.
Speaker 2:I'm all for that one Amy Winehouse Back to Black, absolutely I. I'm all for that one. Amy Winehouse Back to Black, absolutely. I'm all for that one. Next one once again, we don't know. Kendrick Lamar, good Kid Mad City, get quiet again in the studio, because Just tell him his free time, doesn't pop into your Kendrick Lamar and blast it in his speakers to driving down the streets of Rednecks, north Carolina.
Speaker 3:Who's an album with man City on it and it's gone into the top ten. Wait what?
Speaker 2:What With Kendrick Lamar. Okay, all right, we're at number six. I don't really have a problem with this one. I love this Stevie Wonder's songs and the Key of Life.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's again a masterful piece of musicianship and production. I would say you say masterful piece of music.
Speaker 2:Masterful, yeah, it's really great, okay. Okay, here comes the top five. Here comes where people start really wigging out. Okay, number five Frank Ocean. Blonde Also made top five on the Rolling Stones list and you know, I feel like an idiot. I don't know what the hell that is.
Speaker 3:Blank Ocean, no Frank.
Speaker 2:Ocean. The name of the album is called.
Speaker 3:Blonde, don't know. Frank Ocean. Sorry, I have no idea.
Speaker 2:In the Rolling Stones it always makes top five too. What the hell is that?
Speaker 1:I guess we'll have to go out and find out, won't we Taking hold over me? Do you still go too late To catch those snakes?
Speaker 2:Memories Taking hold over me. Do you still go too late To catch the snake? That's our weekend homework. We both have to go find out who is Frank Ocean and listen to theonde. Okay, I remember Billy Ocean. Maybe it's his brother. What Billy Ocean? Okay, yeah sure, billy and Frank Ocean.
Speaker 3:There we go here we go Number four, known as the Ocean Twins.
Speaker 2:Sorry, you can't see stuff. Number four Prince and the Revolution, purple Rain. Number one I wouldn't say number one, but it's in top five and it should be. It's great, here we go getting really dicey People getting pissy. Number three the Beatles, abbey Road.
Speaker 3:I guess I'd have to agree with that.
Speaker 2:You notice there's no white album in the top 25. Do you think Abbey Road is better than the white album?
Speaker 3:Okay, so Abbey Road. It's more accessible. I like the white album though Number two.
Speaker 2:I've got no problem with number two here, okay? Michael Jackson Thriller.
Speaker 3:Well, the most commercial album that would ever hit.
Speaker 2:Well, I guess. Well, it's like can you name an album that has like hit after hit, after hit after hit? It's like Princess Purple Rain. It had like five, six hits on there. These days you pick, you download a CD of eight to ten songs and maybe one or two at the most is good if you're lucky and the rest is shit. So you notice, so far, here we are at number two, getting ready to debut the number one, which really pissed people off. What is missing so far in this top 25? There's been no. Some people go oh, there's no rock bands in there. There's no Whitney Houston. Well, I mean, whitney had a lot of good songs, but did she have a CD? It was just full of tons of songs. That's the problem. Total CDs, not artists, is CDs or albums, if you want to go.
Speaker 3:This whole thing was being said there's nothing like Led Zeppelin. There's no. Led Zeppelin no anything from that song. Like Ozzy Osbourne, I don't know.
Speaker 2:There's so many. Here comes number one. This is where everyone got wigged out and weird. So Rolling Stone had number one. What's going on? Marvin Gaye, because it was like the lyrics are good, all songs are great, they're timely, they're social, they're revolutionary and they still sound great. I mean, all these things we've said before in the top 10 could have been easy, no problem, except for Frank Ocean Blonde. We can't comment because we don't know what the hell. That is All right, right, exactly Number one. Are you ready? Would you like to take a guess?
Speaker 3:I am, I'm all tingled.
Speaker 2:Go on, give it a shot. What do you think? Number one is no pressure. Okay, you can't do it. It's just your opinion, it's okay.
Speaker 3:No, I'm just no as far as number one albums and everything. Personally, I think U2, boy. Maybe that's going too far back.
Speaker 2:They put U2. No, some U2 said they had 50-plus. Okay, but number one, are you ready? Yeah, yeah, the Miseducation of Lauryn Hill by Lauryn Hill.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:So what was the next place you made? When we heard about P Diddy's Baby Day, I mean, I like Lauryn Hill. I thought that was a good album. But number one album of all time, oh, absolutely not. Sorry. Do you familiar with the Lauryn Hill CD? We're talking about this number one, are you?
Speaker 3:familiar, I'm familiar with her and it, that kind of ballady thing, just doesn't do it for me.
Speaker 2:People know Lauryn isn't all ballady. She's good. I think it's number one. People are all pissy because now they're comparing it. Okay, as compared to what the Rolling Stones they did the top 100 albums of all time. So they're comparing it and they're way off. It's like not even close. I don't know how half the music gets this half. They just, you know, people just get pissy and they're pissed at this order and this selection. So you know everyone's got to say it, so it's okay.
Speaker 3:So number one is Lauryn Hill.
Speaker 2:Lauryn Hill yeah, rolling Stone says it's Martin Gay. Okay, rolling Stone says White Album by Beatles has popped by. Here they have Abbey Road.
Speaker 3:Well, I mean anything. Beatle pretty much should sit in those you know around there, you know if you really want to go for it. What about Little Richard? What about Buddy Holly?
Speaker 2:Oh, you're talking about albums, remember, not artists Complete albums that have multiple great songs on them. I mean, that's the thing, buddy Holly, and they still do them today. What songs did you have on one album? A whole bunch of songs that were good, yeah you did Peggy Sue.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh God.
Speaker 2:Peggy Sue and the Peggy Sue.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not true at all.
Speaker 1:Peggy Sue. What was his last song?
Speaker 3:It's all over now it was Buddy Holly's last song. It's all over now. It was Buddy Holly's last song. It's called we're Going Down. Remember that one? Too certain, I think. Oh, that's a hard landing, that's right, yeah, you go hard landing. That Christmas song. It's cold outside.
Speaker 2:No, he didn't have multiple big songs on one thing. Yes, he did.
Speaker 3:Well, that'll be the day when you say goodbye, did, but anyway, well, I guess we could, we should. In which case, then, people say well, why don't you shut up and do your own? All right, we could.
Speaker 2:You should. I mean, I would defer that to you because you studied music more than me. You're more of a connoisseur. I don't think that's true. You would have more familiarity with all sorts of these things than I would Show me that shirt you're wearing today.
Speaker 3:Show him that thing. Wait a minute, wait a minute Show him that thing. This last comment of yours is coming from a gentleman whose house is held up by LP Records.
Speaker 2:Yes, I can pick a hit single.
Speaker 3:His basement is made out of vinyl.
Speaker 2:LP records, gold and platinum records. You are crazy, I have to put that on the website one day.
Speaker 2:But you can play me a single and I can tell you if this thing is going to make it or not. That's why I got those. But as far as you go, I have my favorite. You know, there's some albums that are just so obvious. You have somebody who has songs that are like this one. Did you see that? You hear this one in their Eagles hotel, California? Absolutely. I mean, is it in the top 25 Apple? No, it's not. Why the hell not? So you can go in all day. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I got mine but I think you'd have a deeper catalog knowledge of more albums as a whole.
Speaker 3:Well, I'm a top 40 man.
Speaker 2:I'm a top 40 man. I know singles.
Speaker 3:I know hits you do, you do? That's what I'm saying. Well, between the two of us, we should be able to get it pretty well right? I think you're more commercial than me, because at that point of history.
Speaker 3:So it's a musical history. Mind you, when I was working for you, we had the best moment in musical history, I think. I think we had some of the best music. I know. People say, ooh, a lot of time. I mean, you know, back with the Beatles and the Hollies and all this. Yeah, okay, that was good, this stuff. I'm going through the marketplace. I'm going through Smith's or Albertsons everybody knows where they are food markets, okay. And what do I hear? I hear 80s music coming at us. I'm hearing Madonna. I'm hearing REO Speedwagon not that I particularly like them, but all the music you know Corey Hart, sunglasses at Night and stuff like that. That was just a little.
Speaker 2:Those guys like that may only have one or two good songs, but the point is they were big hit songs and they still stand up. There are a lot of singles out today that are popular for the moment, but you can tell, I can tell anyway that they're not going to stand up over even a year or two from now? Absolutely, I'm sorry, I'm just not going to. I can tell which ones are and which ones aren't.
Speaker 3:That I can still do. We don't have access to the music that's out there. What if I?
Speaker 2:said that's a lie.
Speaker 2:I listen to current music all the time just to be fair and gauge Okay, let me hear what's out there, let me hear this guy. I've heard about this guy and this person is good. But you know, you hear one song that's kind of neat and then the next two or three releases suck, you know. So it's hard to sustain. You know, and even in your hit song I've been number one three weeks in a row and I listen to it and I'm going it's not going to be around two or three years, it's not going to make it. It has no staying power, no sustainability. I agree completely. I mean, so we're going to be playing Save Me by Jelly Roll four years from now. Yeah, it has enough going for it by Jelly Roll four years from now?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it has enough going for it.
Speaker 2:The one needed favor. I think Desk has good staying power. Same me, I'm 50-50. Needed favor. I think will stand up for a long, long time.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, only talk to Gob when I need a favor. It's kind of like what you do yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, only talk to Galvin and he'll do you a favor.
Speaker 1:It's kind of like what you do Costello, Exactly Same thing you do. Only talk to Galvin and he'll do you a favor.
Speaker 2:God, give me back my two-seater car. No, I'm not going to listen to you, fuck you.
Speaker 3:Okay, yeah, and I'm still arguing with the insurance people with that funnily enough, that's right, come on.
Speaker 2:Costello, show him the freaking T-shirt. We're talking about getting that T-shirt up there he is.
Speaker 3:There's Costello's cousin, elvis Costello. Elvis Costello, indeed, that's a revelation. This is from my Name, is True, although this is just something somebody put together.
Speaker 2:Well, some people would say one of Elvis Costello's albums should be in the top 100. I think one of them is probably it, or it is. What does that say in the back, elvis Costello? Let's read it backwards, okay.
Speaker 3:But here's the interesting thing, it's backwards to you, you see because it is backwards to me, yeah, but to me.
Speaker 2:I was reading it and said yep, you get it.
Speaker 3:This came with an enormous volume of work from day one to I think it ended up with. Oh which album was that? The first three. The first three albums came on a CD package and beautifully done, beautifully put together in a nice big box, and it had a T-shirt in it. He says it like a true Englishman would.
Speaker 2:It is beautifully put together. That's the way Prince Charles talks, how King Charles gives you.
Speaker 3:It's beautifully put together. That's it. You've got it, you see.
Speaker 2:It's beautifully put together.
Speaker 3:You have to just stretch that mouth out like a spider.
Speaker 2:She's not beautifully put together. I wouldn't say she's like a horse.
Speaker 3:What it is when I give lessons in elocution. You notice that you have to actually move your lips.
Speaker 2:He does. He kind of talks through his teeth like this. That's a dumb American twit.
Speaker 3:Exactly my boy.
Speaker 2:Dumb American twits. We're building our Trump radio station but until we have it all ready to go, we do have to play a Trump highlight. If there's court appearances and in between that, he'll do a rally. Court do have a Trump highlight. If there's court appearances in between, that, he'll do a rally. Court appearances do a rally.
Speaker 2:It's up to date for the week, we have an update from the Trump to Trump trial in New York, which should be coming to a close any day. If they find him guilty, are they going to recommend jail time? Are they going to have the balls and do it? Do it, do it. He'll pay some in jail. I mean, that'd be just be something to see. But anyway, here we go Live to New York and the trial of Trump to Trump. Here's this week's thing.
Speaker 4:All rise Court is in session. The Honorable Judge Juan Merchan is on the bench.
Speaker 5:OK, everyone, it's day eight of this trial. Let's try to keep things moving. Counsel for Mr Trump will begin cross-examination of witness David Pecker. Ha ha, I said Pecker.
Speaker 4:Good morning, mr Pecker, if that's your real name Now, mr Pecker and I'm sorry, I just can't say it enough Mr Pecker, isn't it true that my client Donald J Trump is a flawless human being, pure perfection, and he has no butthole and he has never, ever done anything wrong? Mr Pecker, pecker, it's just Mr Pecker. You just say my last name one time and I really can't say if.
Speaker 5:Mr Trump, trump, huh, what, uh, what? If you want to sleep through your trial, you're free to do so, but the loud snoring is disturbing the court. Counsel, please advise your client to refrain from snoring. You may continue, counselor.
Speaker 4:Thank you, your Honor. Now, Mr Pecker, Pecker, Pecker. Isn't it Pecker, that you peckered your pecker? Yo, what the fuck.
Speaker 5:What are you doing, man? Mr Trump, trump, huh, what, uh what, mr Trump? This court has warned you about the snoring, but now you are snoring and farting. This is your last warning, mr Trump. Stop snoring and farting, or I'm going to just declare you guilty and lock your snoring, farting ass up. Oh God, the smell.
Speaker 4:Yeah, man, it straight-up stinks in here. Your Honor, my client denies farting and is incapable of farting because, like Kim Jong-un, he has no butthole and has never farted. And I would move that Mr Pecker, pecker, pecker, pecker, pecker's comments be stricken from the record.
Speaker 5:Okay, I'm inclined to declare a recess so the court can be aired out. But seriously, he's doing it again, mr Trump, mr Trump, huh, what, what, all right, that's enough. Donald J Trump, I hereby declare summary judgment on your fat, worthless, snoring, farting ass and find you guilty of all charges. You are sentenced to 20 years to serve in the stankiest hole in Rikers Island. Court is adjourned.
Speaker 2:Oh, we're back doing this.
Speaker 3:All right, okay, and there we are, and so it goes.
Speaker 2:I can jerk two people off at the same time.
Speaker 3:Hang on a second. I've got Pete Diddy here. It's difficult to find.
Speaker 2:Wait, diddy, back. Wait a minute, diddy. If you're gonna, you need to wear your condom there. It is the little thing. It went limp, just like he did. Baby Dick is gone limp man. Baby Dick gone limp.
Speaker 3:It's gone. Limp, limp Dick. I'm sorry to hear that. Ladies and gentlemen of the listening audience, mr Bailey is now. I'm sorry, I can't even explain what he's doing with that. Mr Bailey is now. Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I can't even explain what he's doing with that, but it has to do with his mouth and that surgical glove. Later on in the broadcast, chris will be bending over with the surgical glove. That will be fun, won't it, children, let me set that up.
Speaker 2:Okay, that went. Oh, trying to get one to feel like pee diddy, it just snaps right off. There's nothing to hold it up. There's nothing to hold it up.
Speaker 3:You know what this reminds me of? This is kind of like the back row of a bunch of kids at school, you know, not listening to the teacher. We're having our own conversation.
Speaker 2:I did that. That was that way. Weren't you that way?
Speaker 3:No, no, I wasn't that way. Go ahead, mary. I was in the middle trying to be, you were a good student. No, I wasn't. So there I was in the middle trying to be just camouflaged by all the other kids.
Speaker 2:It worked very well actually, oh, you weren't with the cool kids.
Speaker 3:I was there with the cool kids, but I made sure that I didn't stand out. Mind you, I was 6'2 by that point, so it's a little difficult not to stand out.
Speaker 2:They're going dude. Come on, turn the basketball team, get on with it. Come on, shoot some moves.
Speaker 3:I might have been a basketball star, but we don't have that in England.
Speaker 2:They had a name for you when you played basketball. It was like what was it called? Oh, airball, that was your airball. Yeah, it's another airball. Missed that? No backboard, nothing but air, air ball.
Speaker 3:Nothing, but nothing but nothing. No net, no net.
Speaker 2:No sound of a swish, no swish. Just air, just air, just air.
Speaker 3:Hey, I'm really happy to report that my neighbors have given up on the they They've quit playing outside at least, so I actually got a whole night's sleep. It's great. I highly recommend it.
Speaker 2:Is it getting too hot for them to play outside there it might be 90 degrees 90 degrees. Well, it's too hot to be outside. You can't go inside with the AC, yet Put a bonfire on the inside. Good yeah that works out for it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and put their hoop in there and scream and yell at each other.
Speaker 2:Well, we've got to know, because this is a sequel to last week's show. How is the new Costello mobile doing? How's your new car doing? Have you been out cruising in your new car?
Speaker 3:I have driven it a few times, you know what it really is like. Okay, that little two-seater red two-seater People will come up to me and say, wow man, great car. I mean, this used to happen all the time. Yeah, nice car. Man, you're not going to get that, not at all. I mean, if this thing melts into the background so well.
Speaker 2:I'll never get a speeding ticket. Is that what you want? Let me stand up.
Speaker 3:It would have been nice to have something, to have a little bit of panache.
Speaker 2:Why don't you just trade in what you got?
Speaker 3:I'd lose so much money. I think it's guaranteed for 45 days. No, this is good. It's not what I want, but it's what I need. Okay, I'll get what I want later and I've got the motorcycle. That's cool.
Speaker 2:You've got to get what you want later and I've got the motorcycle, that's cool. You gotta get what you want, not what you need. It's kind of like people go what's what's gonna make me happy and I said well, in your life and work and in playing whatever, very simple sport words. It's very simple. It's called do what you love. If you do that, you're right. Drive what you love, not the thing you have.
Speaker 3:Oh, I know you can talk about that with your 70s. What year is your car?
Speaker 2:77? 1968, sir, oh my.
Speaker 3:See, huh Well, I can't go back that far with my cars.
Speaker 2:It's fun to get in there because you've got to roll the windows down manually. You know it has a little loosest in the way. It's an old car man. It's over 50 years old, 60 years old, 60 years old.
Speaker 3:Now wait a minute. 68 to 56 years old.
Speaker 2:Yep, yep, that is Driving a car that old. What does that feel like? Now, wait a minute. 68 is 56 years old. Yep, yep, think about that Driving a car that old. What does that feel like?
Speaker 3:But my car is no. No, it's going to be fine, it's going to be fine. I'll tell you what I do like about it is the moonroof. That's really cool. That's a nice, because it also has, like this, filter. It has a heat filter.
Speaker 2:You guys about the moon. You had a freaking convertible and you're excited over a moonroof. You had the whole freaking top down.
Speaker 3:I have to be, I haven't changed your name. It can't be airball anymore. Now it's going to be airhead, I get that.
Speaker 3:Okay, well, it will be with the few hairs that I have left. I was thinking, though, of some, you know. I was thinking, though, of you know I was here we go. Well, no, I was thinking this is a video thing too, because, ladies and gentlemen, in Radioland, costello is now going to try and explain his hair. There's not much of it, but I always kept it at like a number three or a number four. You know which is pretty short. You know which is pretty short. You know, policemen, don't bother you when you've got that.
Speaker 2:So you use a clipper and cut your own hair? Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:I've been doing that for years and years and years, so I thought I'd try and let it grow, and it's the most horrible, irritating thing I've ever tried to do.
Speaker 2:Well, you know, as you get older and you use your hair like that, you have to let it grow longer so you can do the comb over, the comb around and the swoop you do but the thing of it is, none of it grows at the same rate.
Speaker 3:On the sides it's bushy and on the top.
Speaker 2:That hair is predetermined to live and grow forever and that's why you don't lose it. That's why it's thick and it grows faster than genetically weakened, dying hair. In the rest of your head there's, there's your genetic. Let's have a pair loss for today.
Speaker 3:Well, as you can see, it's okay. I don't think I'm going to grow it out. I think I'm going to go back to number three or number four. I have a solution for you, sir. I'm sure you do.
Speaker 2:You need to come back to Vegas and we'll do a hair transplant on you.
Speaker 3:I couldn't afford a thing like that, and let's do it live, don't pay for it.
Speaker 2:It's free in Knucklehead. We do it for free. We'll do you a cost for free.
Speaker 3:Total makeover If you bring your carcass back here to Las Vegas.
Speaker 2:I will tell you, we'll do your hair transplant for free and we'll just carry it live here on our show.
Speaker 3:How can you save that?
Speaker 2:Okay, somebody hit record $1,000 procedure you are getting for free.
Speaker 3:That and some testosterone who's?
Speaker 2:your daddy. Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?
Speaker 3:Listen, by the time that happens, we'll be far away from Vegas and some other place, doing this for lots of money.
Speaker 2:Wherever we are, we'll do your hair transplant for free. It's a standing offer.
Speaker 3:All right, I may well take you up on that. You never know. You want hair transplant.
Speaker 2:I'm putting it right here on this show you want hair transplant for free. That offer is always standing Okay, don't delay, act today. Call now.
Speaker 3:I'll tell you what. If you were to email Chris and Costello at Yahoocom, we could give you all the information you need on that. Not free bit. That's just for me, because I'm special.
Speaker 2:I'm thinking, while you're in here we'll cover your head and just to make it fun, we'll put some hair down your back for you. We'll give you a nice big hairy back, you know, no thanks.
Speaker 3:I dreamt, maybe I saw this on TV.
Speaker 2:Why is there a freaking bug on my board?
Speaker 3:Springtime bugs are up, no no, no, no, I was watching and I can't remember which show it was, but it was really funny. It was like three black women in a ship on dresses, you know, doing their supreme bit and as far as I know this was like a reel and they, like one, turned around and took off, the other turned around, took off, the third one turned around and she had back hair from hell.
Speaker 2:Oh Well, I guess we know that was actually a she-he.
Speaker 3:Okay, She-he-he I guess we know that was actually a she-he okay, I guess so. I guess I heard that.
Speaker 2:You're watching the Supreme Drag Show. You should know that's pretty common.
Speaker 3:A drag Diana Ross Boy? That'd be funny. You know she's too skinny for that.
Speaker 2:Didn't have to Right, we got to run. Look at our cool pictures behind us, the Chris and Costello Original Castle Radio guys Cool artwork that we have. Those guys have hair and you too, costello, can have hair Free hair transplant for you we will talk about it. Right there in your head.
Speaker 3:Just put it right up there, just a bit there and a bit there. That would be really kind of cool. Give you a hairline back here's a question here's a question. Everybody wants to know what color does it grow back?
Speaker 2:the color, the hair in the back, the color of the hair in the back and sides of your head, which is where we take it from to replenish the top. Whatever color it is, it's going to be salt and pepper, a little heavy on the salt with you. That's the way it's going to be. What do you do? Like other people do, who do this, you color no, really. So what. Who cares what color it is? You're going to have hair up there. Who gives a shit what color? It's going to be white, it's going to be all hair. You have hair. It's a fun problem to have. Do I keep it white? Well, I used to color it. I put in some highlights, I put in some lowlights. I mean, it's up to you. Do what you want.
Speaker 3:Right then.
Speaker 2:I'll be right over. Go book a plane ticket. The hell drives you Right, right. Oh, the family car, the SUV, svu, law and order, whatever it is you're driving.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that'd be interesting. All right, all right, we'll have to do that, and by the time we get that done, we'll probably be fully audio and video compliant.
Speaker 2:Send us an email. If you want to see Costello get a hair transplant live on the show, Let it be known. Send us an email. What do we send emails to Costello? Where do you?
Speaker 3:go ChrisandCostello at Yahoocom.
Speaker 2:Simple enough, chris and Costello Our website. Subscribe to our show Live cosmetic surgery on this podcast. I mean, I'm talking Groundbreaking stuff right here, Ben, oh my gosh, what's going on? Costello's bleeding out. No, I'm just kidding, that doesn't happen. That doesn't happen. Doing it? Joan Rivers, I hate to disappoint you because I know the last time you had a surgery you had your dick shaved. But for the hair transplant there will be no shaving your dick, Sorry.
Speaker 3:I see, well, actually, yeah, I was supposed to have some what do you call them injections in my neck today because of the car accident and everything. And so I said to the guy I said what is it exactly that you're putting in here? Oh, it's just some hormones and this, that and the other. And the guy said which hormone in particular and which is the one they use the most, chris, yeah, come on, you've got to know what's the one that gets like deflamation and stuff like that they give you, because I've just forgot the name of this damn hormone, never mind. Anyway. So he says it was this kind of hormone. I said I told you. I said I can't take that, oh really. I said yeah, it really screws my head.
Speaker 2:You went about growing some boobies.
Speaker 3:No, it wasn't that kind of hormone Hormones when you don't pay. We'll be back with more jokes and clips like that later. Ladies and gentlemen, oh gosh, as usual, it slips my mind when I need it most, but anyway.
Speaker 2:If you left the poor hair in your head, you wouldn't forget this shit. There you go. You see, it's what it is. Anyway, you go get your hormone shots. I got to go back to work, I'm not. I'm not the hair transplant's out there for free, so let it happen. Let's hear it from our listeners, especially our big contingency in Asia and Saudi Arabia, and even Costello's home country of England. Who wants to see Costello get a hair transplant? Everybody do Everybody to see Costello get a hair transplant.
Speaker 3:Everybody do, everybody do. That's Trump doing his thing. Everybody do, everybody do.
Speaker 2:All right. Well, how exciting, gosh. All right, there he goes again. Gosh, hey, how'd you get here?
Speaker 3:You realize that is a piss take of. Well, you wouldn't, because it's an English thing, it's English.
Speaker 2:This show, exit, is strictly American.
Speaker 4:See.
Speaker 2:Diddy and your old adolescent dick. Cool, that'd be fucking cool. You're going to be squealing, buddy, he's squealing. It's like go on, get it Squeal.
Speaker 3:You want to do that. We need to do that now, don't we?
Speaker 2:Take off my dick. Yes, we do. It did tickle my neck Squeal, squeal. Pete did his baby dicks. They're not squealing, they can't feel it. Is it it yet? Maybe not Well.
Speaker 3:I'm. It's wonderful. It's been a wonderful experience and I think an audible show that we can both understand makes a nice change. And maybe next week, when we have the radio station together, you will be the first to know. Of course, chris and Costello.
Speaker 2:Leave me with this thought, and we'll close with this thought. Tick, tick, and we'll close with this thought.
Speaker 3:Tick tick. Okay, I guess that's one I'm going to look up.
Speaker 2:Huh, what's that Tick tick Is there a song called Tick Tick, Naked and Afraid. Naked and Afraid. It's on the TV show. The guy got a tick on his dick.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'll check it out. I'll find something inappropriate.
Speaker 2:There's Costello. We'll do it with an air transplant for free.
Speaker 3:Okay, man, we'll probably take you up on that Come stay with Allison again, does Joey?
Speaker 2:get one from the basement. No, does Marianne get one? No, costello gets one, marianne needs one. No, costello gets one, marianne needs one, she's been through a lot of shit. Yeah, I mean Cancer, breast cancer. Yeah, that would do it. I guess All that shit will cause male fume, trauma and all that stuff.
Speaker 3:You lose your hair. I don't think that bold women in fact, I think some bold women are very attractive the children.
Speaker 2:That explains your going in to eat over a tornado. I like the tornado corner, isn't it?
Speaker 3:But she did that through choice, yep.
Speaker 2:No, oh, just think Miley Cyrus shaved her. There you go. Think Miley Cyrus shaved your head. There you go. Think if Miley Cyrus shaved your head, you'd never come out of the bathroom.
Speaker 3:Why doesn't this thing work? Why doesn't this thing work?
Speaker 2:Good thing I got to go Castello. Thanks, that was fun. Yeah, all right, very good, I'll forward that last thing you sent me along to the French boys to see what they do. This will be interesting, okay.
Speaker 3:Alrighty Cool, let's hope I got it right?
Speaker 2:I can't believe it. I said I know what you went through. I went what the hell's going on here, so I can call my bank.
Speaker 3:What the fuck? He goes not our end.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:Didn't think so, alrighty, okay, I'm definitely pressing end recording this time, not in five hours time, okay.
Speaker 2:I'm pushing. Leaving the studio, leaving the studio. Oh, that's the one.
Speaker 5:Yeah.