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Tiaras to Reactors: Miss USA's Nuclear Leap, Gender Debates, and Life's Quirky Turns
From the glimmer of tiaras to the grit of nuclear reactors, this episode takes you behind the curtain of the beauty pageant industry with former Miss USA, Nalia Boyd. Nalia unveils a world that contrasts starkly with the sparkling veneer, sharing her personal journey from pageantry to pursuing nuclear engineering in Russia. As we peel back layers of glamour, we examine the ripple effects of the #MeToo movement and consider the shift in my own life from sporty convertibles to family-centric Mercedes rides, all while teasing the idea of adding a U.S. passport to my collection.
The conversation pivots to a robust debate on evolving gender roles, sparked by Harrison Butker's conservative commentary, set against the backdrop of our personal experiences with family dynamics. We unpack how public figures, like the Kansas City Chiefs' clutch kicker, navigate the choppy waters of public opinion and professional expectations. There's even time for a laugh as we recount a relative's comical car escapade at a seafood joint, reminding us that life's unexpected turns aren't reserved for the gridiron.
Wrapping up, we shed light on how personal views can stir up a storm, from Butker's social media troubles to Costello's unfiltered opinions. We also dive into the realm of reality TV, where age is more than just a number, sharing my whimsical proposition for Costello's on-screen debut. As we look forward to future episodes with no more echo, we thank our loyal listeners for embarking on this eclectic journey with us, promising even more engaging and diverse discussions ahead.
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Hi Harrison, I am also interviewed. Plus another ex, the golden bachelorette, Joan Vasos, is given the treatment. Lots of exes, but no misses. Enjoy. Chris and Costello on the original Cancelled Radio Guys podcast with Chris and Costello at chrisandcostellocom hey, this is chris, hey, this is costello how are you doing, mrs costello?
Speaker 2:how's it going?
Speaker 3:well, I understand, this is a half video, half video, half-multi-video thing.
Speaker 2:so I know how much you love video, but it's kind of like a new Trovans book came out this week. You know we're going to call this book. Mr Castello Gets a New Car. Yes, he did, they totaled your really cool two-seat Mercedes hardtop convertible really a cool car. You look pretty cool in it your dog shits the car, but that wasn't a part of the allure. And you traded in for another Mercedes, but this time you went for the cami wagon.
Speaker 6:What the hell are you thinking boy.
Speaker 3:I skipped a bit in the middle. What was I thinking? Well, I tell you what I have the need to tow at some point.
Speaker 2:I need more room to tow. You're towing your old. You're going to be towing your old car, I guess, right?
Speaker 3:I'll be towing a costume in my motorcycle somewhere you never know, and and it also has enough room for the kids when you come down.
Speaker 2:So it's cool. Your kids are adults, they're having kids, they're having sex, they're making babies with other people.
Speaker 3:They're not yet. They don't do that, they don't do any of that.
Speaker 2:Well, I got you snookered. Really good, man, great Well, anyway, it's a good-looking car, but you went from a really cool two-seat thing to a family wagon SUV. But that makes you an American. That's Americans love the SUVs.
Speaker 3:It's a very, very well-appointed car, let me tell you. It really is beautifully, as almost Mercedes are.
Speaker 2:You're driving the Mercedes version of a favorite American car. Maybe one day, one day, you may actually say I'm going to become a citizen.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm like remember this is my second life. I didn't know I was first, so why am I second? Have you been keeping?
Speaker 2:up with the weirdness this past week or so. It's a good thing about it because people will do things they won't. They'll never let you down. This is weird, miss USA and Miss Teen Miss USA. It's just such a toxic atmosphere. It's toxic. What's toxic? You walk around and you say hi to people and you smile and look pretty and dumb. Let's find out. This is really cool. This is a Kristen Costello exclusive. We have on the line the now former Miss USA. Her name is Nalia Boyd Nalia, right.
Speaker 6:Oh for God's sake, you stupid idiot, you can't even get my name right.
Speaker 3:Sorry, you sound like a barrel of fun.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to call you no for your first time in OE. I don't remember anyone. What's that?
Speaker 6:That sounds appropriate right now, because no is my watchword oh, Okay, Miss USA.
Speaker 2:I don't remember anybody ever giving up their Miss USA title. Why would you? I? Mean you said, it's also toxic. So why don't you explain what this toxic thing is? What?
Speaker 6:Oh, oh, all right, you want to know what is toxic? Well, this is toxic. There I am standing half naked, freezing like I got, let's just say the high beams are on and I get this stupid look on my face to smile because I'm happy, and they ask me how would you free Palestine to get Hamas out of Gaza? It's a kind of dumbass ass question.
Speaker 2:It's Hamas, okay, it's Hamas, jeez.
Speaker 3:You can't do it ever. Just get all that Hamas out of there.
Speaker 6:When I'm standing there freezing my you-know-what right on off, and then and then, if that's not bad enough, I had to give judge number two a little knob job to witness camping Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
Speaker 2:You know that's how you won this title. Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 6:Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute, let's forget about it.
Speaker 2:Back that up. Oh oh oh. This is good stuff. We're talking toxic. We're talking hashtag me too. We're talking everything right.
Speaker 6:Oh, for God's sake. And then judge. Number three wants me to do the twirl walk, waving some knives, like I'm Britney Spears or something.
Speaker 2:Even after you already won.
Speaker 6:Yeah, just last week with that little shriveled up you know what prune that thinks he's got more than he's got. It looks like a little Vienna sausage.
Speaker 2:We have anger issues here. No wonder you cook Miss USA sounds like a porn corporation now Did you also tell the Miss Teen USA to quit too?
Speaker 6:Damn skippy I did. Did you see her sash it?
Speaker 2:says fresh.
Speaker 3:It said what it says fresh meat on it.
Speaker 2:Oh, fresh meat, Fresh meat. She's like oh God, I can't believe this crap.
Speaker 6:So I mean, do you have your tiara on when you're giving a blowjob? Oh, for God's sake. No, oh, wow, no, I'm naked right now.
Speaker 2:Send pictures please. She's naked right now, guys. She's naked, mr and Mrs. So you're angry, you quit, you gave up your title, so here's the big question. So what are you going to do? What's your future? What are you?
Speaker 6:going to do? What's your future? What are you going to do? Well, I'm getting ready. I just got the best job offer.
Speaker 2:I'm going to become a nuclear engineer and scientist in Russia.
Speaker 6:You have to do that when you're naked too.
Speaker 3:Well, that's how I got where I was yesterday. There you go Right. Like I said, send us pictures, would you please?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, put those up on our website, folks. Former Miss USA, nolia Voigt. Thank you very much. Thank you, nolia. Go put some damn clothes on, will you? Okay, go away.
Speaker 6:I'm going to put on my new fur coat Bye, bye-bye, kissy, kissy, sucky, sucky.
Speaker 2:Well, no wonder she doesn't want us to talk. She got the title by doing the Miss USA job and she gets the title and she's got to continue to service these old judges. Well, job, and she gets the title, and she got to continue to service these, these old judges.
Speaker 3:Well, no wonder she quit. That's really disappointing. Well, no, it's typical, isn't it?
Speaker 2:well, what's it? What's it like? Okay, so we get this, the Miss USA, and there's the Miss America, they Miss Universe. So what are the pageants like in England? Are they different the way we do them here in this country? What are they like?
Speaker 3:I don't think there's that much of um cockucking going on. It's not such a big thing as it is over here as far as I know.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, I've never involved in that you don't know if there's any cocksucking going on you don't know that. That's what I said. I don't know, it just hasn't come out yet. Well, maybe it will now.
Speaker 3:maybe. It will now Maybe it'll be toddlers and tiaras and cocks, cocks and tiaras. Well, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2:It's a new reality show on Bravo coming soon. Oh, mom, we appreciate Miss USA, noela Boyd coming on the show. It's a Kristen Costello exclusive. She hasn't talked to anybody, she's kind of like going to hiding, but she talked to us, as most people do.
Speaker 7:We're happy about that.
Speaker 3:You know that Trump used to have his own beauty show.
Speaker 2:You know, I know that I think he had Miss Universe, I think he had Miss America.
Speaker 3:That's it, miss USA, and Miss Multiverse and Miss WC.
Speaker 2:The contestants used to say that they would go, they're getting dressed and stuff even their competition changing clothes for different stuff, and he would walk backstage there just to say hi and whatever at all the wrong times because he's going. I only say I have the right to see you naked because this is my pageant.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, Well, good for him. I mean not really, but kind of.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, with all the stuff going on, it's like, even though the trial is coming to a close. I mean next week there will be closing arguments and we'll find out what's it going to be. Is it probation? Is it fine? Is it actually going to be a little bit of jail time? He's acting like he's going to be okay and the speculation is that these people are sucking up to be his vice presidential running mate. You've got your guy, and here's that guy in South Carolina saying Tim Scott, what a suck-up. So he's hoping it'll be him. He's going. Well, I'm black. Maybe he'll pick me because he'll have a black minority. He can use that and get black votes. But your Tim Scott guy Costello is not really a black guy, he's fake.
Speaker 3:He's really just like a wafer. A wafer. Well, he's not.
Speaker 2:He's the dark part of the Oreo cookie. Okay.
Speaker 3:Well, he's trying to, I don't know. I think he just tries too hard. And yeah, he was Remember that speech they had about Monty.
Speaker 2:He looks at him and he goes I love you. I mean, oh my God, I'm like I'm going puke now. Oh God, that was awful.
Speaker 3:I was surprised to see them all. They all lined up behind him at the courthouse and somebody took a picture of all the folk who were there. Yeah, courthouse, and somebody took a picture of all the folk who were there yeah, that, uh, oh man, but another stuff that's been taking over the news.
Speaker 2:You know, this is like news every day, it's like the fourth or fifth story, but they cover it because they kind of have to themselves. So, but anyway, it's like who's the vp running away who wanted it the most and who probably would have been? It was the, the governor of the. I think it's the South, I'm sorry I can't remember which one Kristi Noem, the one who shot her dog, you know creaking. And so Trump is pissed about that and he's kind of on a tirade. So once again, the Kristen Costello exclusive microphones were able to pick up his feelings about how she screwed up and even he meant she screwed up her chances of becoming his vice presidential running mate. So here he is, here's to.
Speaker 7:Trump, trump. Here he is. So fish, lip plastic surgery, skank. Governor. Kristi Noem was on my short list for VP at one point, but then the dumb bitch came out with her autobiography, which is so laughably chock full of bullshit. It even made me take notice and folks. That's a pretty high fucking bar. And don't get me started on the on the interviews she's been doing. Every single one has been a complete fucking train wreck. She might as well have pulled down her panties and taken a crap on live TV. I mean, check this one out.
Speaker 8:Did you meet Kim Jong Un? Well, you know, as soon as this was brought to my attention, I certainly made some changes and looked at this passage. As soon as it was brought to my attention, we went forward and have made some edits. So you did not meet with Kim Jong-un. That's what you're saying. I'm not going to talk about my specific meetings with world leaders. I'm just not going to do that.
Speaker 7:What a fucking abortion. How can you say you don't talk about your meetings with world leaders? I'm just not going to do that. What a fucking abortion. How can you say you don't talk about your meetings with world leaders when that's exactly what you did in your book and in your own voice in the audio book? And it's bullshit. Anyway, she never, ever met Kim Jong Un. How the fuck did she think people wouldn't check that out? But if you think that's bad, then listen to how she tried to dance around killing a puppy.
Speaker 9:Oh, we've been consumed with emails saying I won't vote for this person. I won't vote for Trump if she hired, if he puts her in the vice presidential spot.
Speaker 8:I've not heard anybody support you on shooting the dog. I'm honest, did you bring up? The dog. Yes, enough, stuart. This interview is ridiculous what you were doing right now, so you need to stop. It is. Ok, I'm afraid we're out of time. Oh well, of course we are.
Speaker 9:We do thank you for being with us, but that's what people are talking about to this day.
Speaker 7:Yeah, Good God man, I haven't seen somebody self-immolate like that since that psycho guy set himself on fire outside my criminal trial. Kristi Noem is 600% dumber than I thought and, believe me, I know stupid. I'm pretty fucking stupid myself. So bitch can forget about being my VP, or maybe not, because just when you think I've hit bottom and done the worst thing you can imagine, I start digging again. I'll hit you up soon, christy.
Speaker 2:There you go, folks. There's Trump Usual, you know. So, Christy, based on what he just said, I think she's definitely out.
Speaker 3:I'd say so too. I mean really Shooting your kids like that is just not up.
Speaker 2:Did you see, though, she had an interview. I think it was on I don't know, it might have been on Fox or somebody and they were interviewing her and they were panning down at her feet because they couldn't believe what she was wearing. After what happened, she's wearing a pair of hush puppies. Thank you, thank you very much. Thank you, thank you very much. Thank you, it's okay. It's okay. It's been a fun couple of weeks. We're just having fun on stuff that people have done and said. Miss USA. What the?
Speaker 4:hell, I mean that was interesting Trouble with Christy Noem.
Speaker 2:That's fun and we're not done. We stayed the best for last. So I know you're not a sports guy, but you read about. Kansas City Chiefs are the Super Bowl champions. Okay, yes, the guy who's been really good for me. He's played with them for seven years and he had three field goals in this past Super Bowl. He's like a consistent kicker, but no one really knows that much about him because the other guys get all the attention Patrick Mahomes, his wife, travis Kelsey, taylor Swift All those people get all the attention, and this guy you know is a great singer basically.
Speaker 3:Without him they wouldn't have won.
Speaker 2:True, he saved them on a lot of games, buckner, and he's like, I mean, when he's out there, you're going, you know he's going to get it, he's just good. But no one knows anything about him. So he was asked to speak at a commencement address in Kansas. Okay, believe it or not, there's a small Catholic college there in Kansas, which is shocking in itself to have that in Kansas, and he's very Catholic and I don't know how religious he was. But he's got man, he's got some old school fucked up values. Okay, I mean, just so you folks know, we do have him on the line, all right, so let's give you the story before we pull up. He can't hear us right now.
Speaker 2:He said well, you know, there's all these women graduating. They go through school, they get their diploma, they want to go out and do what? Start careers. He's going well, that's exciting. You're going to go out in the world, start your career. But I'm babies you're going to bring into the world and take care of at home and become a homemaker to your husband. That's where you're really excited. I wish, I wish I didn't have a camera to pan out to the women in the audience.
Speaker 3:I'd love to see they're going, what you know I mean he said that he's Catholic.
Speaker 2:Well, he put down the fact that women strive and have a career, you know, and he thinks the best career for them should be raising babies and taking care of the home and serving the massa, the massa being their husband.
Speaker 3:Oh, Jesus, where do they find these people? I mean, you know.
Speaker 2:Now you know why they've kept him quiet for seven years and they don't let him speak anymore. He said what?
Speaker 3:You got one thing to do, and one thing only kick the fucking ball, okay.
Speaker 2:And what he does, he does really well. So it makes you wonder if he thinks that's what women should be. So what does he think about Travis's girlfriend, taylor Swift, who's one of the most successful women in the world and a billionaire? He pissed at her because she's not doing it. You need to get home. Travis has got to start making babies with Travis and take care of them kids and stop that touring Even his mother. She's the CEO of a corporation. What does she think of her son? She's going. I grew up somewhere in Long Island. My son is kind of mentally off. I guess his wife's cool with it because she married him and she knew what he was like right Must. I guess his wife's cool with it because she married him and she knew what he was like right Must be. When you grew up, were your parents kind of that way?
Speaker 3:No, you stand the kitchen woman.
Speaker 2:No, absolutely not. I have to admit. My mom didn't work. Her job was homemaker to raise me, my two brothers and sister. She didn't even learn to drive until she was almost 40. She couldn't even go anywhere unless my dad picked her up and brought her.
Speaker 1:She started getting some level of independence as she got older, she goes I want to work a part-time job. I think it's a woman's job to clean a man's balls.
Speaker 2:Kids are growing up, they're leaving the house what? Am.
Speaker 4:I supposed to do.
Speaker 2:I, you're growing up and leaving the house for all you know what am I supposed to do? I want to get out. Then she learned to drive. She couldn't drive worth a shit. Let me tell you, the last time she drove she was going to red lobster picking up some stuff to go. She tried to make a red lobster turning into a drive-in restaurant. She was smacked into the porch. Thank goodness there's no people out there. It was all over every tv station atlanta elderly woman crashes into red lobster. You know so. At that point, that point, we took away the keys. We said Mommy, you're going back to the level. Remember when Dad used to tell you not to drive? We're going back to that again. Your independence came later in life, but in the early years of us growing up, that's the way it was. She was a homemaker raising the kids. Couldn't work, couldn't even drive down the street to go to the store Nothing, you know so this guy.
Speaker 2:That's kind of extreme. Well, this idiot with Kansas City Chiefs would love it. He'd love it, he goes. Your mother is great. She's a true patriot. Probably say that, so yeah. Well back in the day. Harrison Butler is a kicker at Kansas City. You want to bring him on now. You, ready, ready. Or do you have something else you want to say? Costello, real quick.
Speaker 3:Oh no, I was just going to give you a look at English life back in the same period. But that's not necessary, that's okay, let's go on. But you didn't have that. Not really. No, because apart from anything, it'd be very unlikely you'd be able to afford a second car.
Speaker 2:Right? Well, you just had the one car when we were, when you were growing up, did your mommy work?
Speaker 3:Um on and off, Depending on how well dad did.
Speaker 2:Did your mommy make? Did your mommy make dinner every night for everybody?
Speaker 3:I suppose she did.
Speaker 2:I gotta tell you just real quick. So if I bring this idiot up, okay, uh, the kicker that my mom did so much everything. I mean we get home from school the beds made, all my clothes are always clean and done and stuff. I didn't have to do squats. So when I went to college I didn't know how to do shit. I had to ask my roommate go, how do you wash clothes? He's going seriously. I said, can you help me make my bed? I mean, seriously, I never did any of that stuff, you know.
Speaker 4:I didn't know that's it.
Speaker 2:No one taught me to do anything, so I had to learn at college, much to the laughing stock of other guys in my dorm, you know. Let's say I got down to 215. You don't know how to do anything. You don't even know how to wash his clothes. Get him full of his underwear. Not good. What the hell did I know? Okay all right well, all right, kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Putney, you know obviously a metal show on this pick, so he hasn't heard us yet, so let's turn him up.
Speaker 2:Okay, all right, mr Chief. Mr Placekicker, I know you've done interviews, but you trust us. Glad you did. He's on the show. Welcome to the butt.
Speaker 1:I've been practicing all day, kicking, kicking kicking. Honey, come clean my balls. Can't kick dirty balls. I think it's a woman's job to clean a man's balls.
Speaker 2:Seriously, and your wife goes for that.
Speaker 1:Really Well, for all you know, if you roll a woman over in their head they all look the same.
Speaker 2:Okay, so she wears you make her wear that shirt. I'm happy being barefoot and pregnant. No, there you go, there you go.
Speaker 1:There's not a more noble profession for a woman Birth them babies and be Susie Homemaker.
Speaker 2:So give me a typical. So you play a game, you win, you kick three field goals, you go home, there's your family, there's your kids. So what happens?
Speaker 1:They do that. Oh, and make sure my dinner ready when I walk in the door.
Speaker 2:Correct and your wife's happy with that.
Speaker 1:Kick the balls and the woman does the rest.
Speaker 2:All right, you know what about Patrick Mahomes? You guys speak. You know he's the opposite. You know his wife is. She was an athlete too, and she's quite out there, he's the devil.
Speaker 1:That's what I call my wife. She doesn't need a name, she's the slave. Oops, I mean the woman. And Travis Kelty, him and Taylor Swift you guys don't hang together, okay, you never see me. And Mahoney and Tay-Tay hang out with me. Hell, no, they know what a stupid pig looser I am and I like it Burn my slippers and my ass needs wiping. God, I love that woman. I gotta go, I wonder why that is.
Speaker 2:It's shocking.
Speaker 3:Actually, I heard word that Taylor Swift was quite pissed off with him, but I don't know. Yeah, I would feel about that, yeah.
Speaker 2:I would be too. Does that bother you, mr Butler, that Taylor's mad at you, that all the Tay-Tays are sending you all these nasty messages to your social media page?
Speaker 3:Just think of it this way You've got the most successful woman in business and entertainment to date. Who doesn't like you personally? Okay well that's the answer. I thought he would say Costello.
Speaker 2:He doesn't give a shit. You personally? Okay, that's the answer. I thought he would say Costello, he doesn't give a shit, you know? Okay, because it's vice versa you don't like her.
Speaker 2:I do Go ahead and admit it, say you don't like her. So I thought all the Swifties, all the Tay-Tays are going to be all over your butt. You know, like flies on shit man. They're going to be all over you for that you know. Well, good luck. You're a good place kicker, I'll give you that. But as far as your brain, where you're at, you're way back in the 50s. Social skills are zero. Oh, you want to convert Costello? Good luck to you. Oh, you think he's salvageable? Okay, all right, you know he's been divorced how many?
Speaker 2:times Costello Twice. Seven, eight, I think, I don't remember he's a big sinner, I don't know. If you want to know. He's a big evil sinner, he's got the evil devil in him. He's got the devil in him.
Speaker 3:Oh, and make it even worse. I mean, you know my, my ex-wife, who I believe was, uh, married seven times as well. So you know, boy, wow, too much for anyone to handle, sorry buddy.
Speaker 2:all right, folks, there we go. Thanks for spending time with us. Harrison butner, even though we think you're a putz, uh, you know, good luck, because you, you're what? Oh yeah, well, I'm not surprised he's getting slammed with thousands of negative, threatening stuff on his social media page every day. A little hint Take your page down, because it's just going to get worse and get worse, and get worse.
Speaker 3:Because you deserve it, you know, you know, just wait until the original canceled radio guys listeners chip in Whoa Boy, you're going to be buried, mate, absolutely buried.
Speaker 2:We should go do our showcast from a cheese game this year, so we can just be right there and just give them crap on the sidelines. You know what I mean. That'd be fun, wouldn't it? He's out for a kick, miss it.
Speaker 2:Miss it, miss it, miss it, miss it I wonder, I wonder he's gone Good, I wonder that if all the negativity he's got and of course, when he goes to kick, if he's on an away game he'd like to die for right. So it makes you wonder. Is he going to start missing kicks, because he never misses, so maybe he's ruined and the Chiefs are saying nothing. The NFL goes. Mr Butner's views are his private views, not the views of the NFL. He was speaking at a personal, private event, so he's allowed to say what's on his mind, but inside they're going. We got to get this guy out. Oh, he may be slammed to the LGBTQ FBI CIA committee. Oh, that's a good idea. Well, yeah, that's because the chiefs did say something about that. We embrace that. We embrace about that. They go. We embrace that. We embrace those folks. We don't feel that way.
Speaker 4:We don't feel like he does.
Speaker 2:They didn't want the trans people all over their butt. It's because Taylor has a big trans fan base. I don't know if you do that?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it would make sense.
Speaker 2:It's like Cher and all those big female stars always have a big gate base there, so it's going to get quiet for a while. But when they have their first game, even maybe home, when they're on the road, oh, can you imagine the signs are going to be held up, you know oh yes, it's going to be fun.
Speaker 3:It's going to be fun watching just for the signs.
Speaker 2:They were putting up there for a while, with some of the people leaving comments on his social media page. I mean being Swifties. It wasn't like the usual stuff where people get nasty, mean threatening go. It's just typical Swiftie stuff. How can you think that it's just thousands of them, just all over. Yeah, brilliant. Brilliant, I'll just go ahead and put that out there, people know that Just all over, brilliant, brilliant.
Speaker 3:I'll just go ahead and put that out there. Maybe perhaps we should put something up there and get some of his.
Speaker 2:People don't know that. You heard, Mr Butner, what we had to say that Costello feels the same way as he does. Just say it. There you go.
Speaker 3:Now you can send all your nasty posts to Costello and go you pig.
Speaker 2:Yes, now you can say oh, you're nasty, posty Costello, go you pig. You feel that way, you pig.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what they said okay.
Speaker 2:It's pretty obvious. I got to let people know because you were a good dad. You were never that way at all. Because look at your two daughters, right, one daughter who's great I got to meet. I got to meet both. She's a 911 operator in Las Vegas, which is great, and she dates like a 6'5" solid rock black.
Speaker 3:you know, police officer, motorcycle guy you know, and she's also the team leader. That's really the wrong term, manager, I think the word is that's a big deal, that's a hard job man Very stressful job.
Speaker 2:There's great relationships that most people would go. You're dating what You're bringing who over, but it's great.
Speaker 3:I think it's brilliant because I love the guy. I think he's wonderful.
Speaker 2:He's a good guy. I like him a lot.
Speaker 3:I had to put him aside and say you know, you've got something real special there, and I'm not just because I'm her dad, but you need to.
Speaker 2:So how long have they been together? How long have they been together?
Speaker 3:About three, four years, I think.
Speaker 2:Are they going to do the official thing and get married? They have a home together, right? Yes, they do. Did they buy that home together? Both their names on it?
Speaker 3:No, just hers, which makes sense I don't know.
Speaker 2:Let me make a note he's using your daughter. No, not that, no, no no. She didn't have a home Before she met him? Or is this just during the relationship?
Speaker 3:This is during the relationship. It's only about a year ago that she bought the house.
Speaker 2:Why is his name? Not on it. Why is? His name not on the house too.
Speaker 3:Probably because they're not married, or maybe they just decided to do it that way. I don't know. These things are not possible.
Speaker 2:You've got to ask questions.
Speaker 3:Well, no, I think there's certain bits that aren't my business, okay, and I would say that would be one of them.
Speaker 2:He pays half the mortgage. Do you know that? Is that true or no?
Speaker 3:I don't know you see, that's what I'm saying. I think there's certain things that I don't need to stick my nose into. All right, sure inquiring minds would like to know, but I trust her and her judgment.
Speaker 2:You're the daddy. You're the daddy, you've got to ask these questions. No, no, no.
Speaker 3:But I'm not an Uzi dad. I trust my children. Okay, children, okay. It's just that. You know, I know she's going to be the right choice and she has so far done very well.
Speaker 2:You have good kids. They're very smart kids, and your other daughter lives up in Oregon, right, right, yes, yes, okay, you want to talk about her history. I mean so I'm not going to do unless you tell me it's okay. What's that? I just think you have really good kids.
Speaker 3:Oh, I think they're great.
Speaker 2:Well, the origin and the lifestyle. Your other daughter leaves you.
Speaker 3:Here's the interesting thing about this they come from a family, a split family, because when I met their mother, there were three other children, three girls.
Speaker 2:They belong to your ex-wife.
Speaker 3:That's right. Yeah, not my wife. I never did marry her. But there you go. And then, later on, along came Abby and Allison, in that order. Now, out of those five girls, four of them are gay.
Speaker 2:So your other daughter is also gay.
Speaker 3:My other daughter is gay. Yes, she follows a gay lifestyle.
Speaker 2:Does she feel she seems a little quieter and shyer than your other daughter? Does she feel like everyone's against her for that? Does she feel? Does she feel she seems a little quiet and shyer than the other daughters? You feel like a little like everyone's against her for that, does she feel. No, no, no, no, no and more because of it or she doesn't care, Right?
Speaker 3:No but she'll stand up for her rights and certainly give you a mouthful If you let her.
Speaker 2:She'll stand up for her right to party. Absolutely, she's going to fight for her right to party.
Speaker 7:Got to fight, got to fight, got to fight for your right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she went to an artistic school, the high school there, the arts high school. Okay, I'm sure that had something to do with the decision and, of course, the fact that your three other peers are also gay. Well, she was only one at one time. The other one's married and gay, married to a guy.
Speaker 2:Speaking of gay, there's like a I guess a distraction going on. Your cat is behind you licking himself to death in all his favorite parts. Okay, I watch your cat. Just go, man, I taste good, your cat's going. You know why I lick myself there? Because I can.
Speaker 3:Exactly. Yeah, well, that's Miss Malou. She's quite a character, that one yeah.
Speaker 2:You were talking, she was really getting into it. She's going well, okay, and you can see my unmade bed and everything.
Speaker 3:I don't know why I couldn't get the background to change.
Speaker 2:That's funny. That's priceless man. That's absolutely awesome. Got your cat doing her thing back there, that's great.
Speaker 3:Oh, here we go Backgrounds here.
Speaker 2:Let's see what I can find, but anyway you have two great dogs. You've done a good job as a dad.
Speaker 3:Well, thank you very much. I appreciate that you think of like the like.
Speaker 2:So we talked this idiot kicker from Tennessee, Chief Harrison Butler. Can you imagine what his parents are like to make him turn out to feel and think that way when his whole life was like Holy?
Speaker 3:shit, I would imagine from rather like the Speaker of the House and his buddies, but he was there. The Speaker of the House was at the trial, just by the way. Who was the Speaker of the House? What's his name?
Speaker 2:Mike Johnson. Mike Johnson was there Today.
Speaker 3:It was the beginning of the week. You didn't see that there's him. I didn't think he was a big trucker.
Speaker 2:I didn't know he was a big trucker. I didn't know he was a who knew. He wanted to go see Stormy Daniels in person.
Speaker 3:I want to see the big trucker. We'll check out her jugs.
Speaker 2:See if they they are some big jugs. She's a big girl, she is indeed.
Speaker 3:Well, there you go, there goes. Any sponsorship we would have had for um I found this.
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Speaker 3:After that nice long break.
Speaker 2:So you may remember, Costello, that when we covered the Golden Bachelor pretty good, it was kind of like a phenomenon.
Speaker 4:We covered the Golden.
Speaker 2:Bachelor pretty good. It was kind of like a phenomenon. It turned out to be a big pokey stage piece of crap, with the marriage ending after three months or all that viewish, especially in the Golden Bachelor wedding. So they're going to try to milk it again.
Speaker 3:So who do?
Speaker 2:they got this time.
Speaker 3:Well, apparently they picked this lady called Joan Vassos, and well, miss Joan looked like a great contender and everything was great. But there's something there and we haven't been told what it is, and I'm trying to find out.
Speaker 2:Well, it's kind of funny because they're not doing a guy again. This had to go to a golden bachelorette, the golden bachelorette, is no more.
Speaker 3:She quit before she started.
Speaker 2:You know why? Why, because everybody was complaining because she was not old enough to be a golden bachelorette. She was 60 years old. What that makes her old enough? Well, the golden bachelor, that idiot, was 72. So they're saying, if you're going to be a golden bachelorette, you have to be older. They're saying it's not, you have to be 65 or plus, she's too young. When have you ever heard someone say 60, yeah, she's too young.
Speaker 3:You think 60? Well, she's not bad looking, no she looks okay, she's not sagging.
Speaker 2:If there's too much of a name, that's what they're saying she's too young to be a true golden bachelor. Now I've got to find a new one who's at least no younger than 65 years old let me see here who cannot seem to make up their god damn minds when that happens when they get the new golden bachelorette, the woman who will be 65 plus.
Speaker 2:We are going to enter your name, costello, to be one of the contestants to vie for the love and attention of the new golden bachelorette. Thank you, thank me later, it's okay. Thank me later, it's all right, I will, I will.
Speaker 3:I was just trying. I was trying to look up to find out exactly what was going on. You know what the reasons were she's too young, that's it Made it simple. It's. That's it made it simple.
Speaker 2:It's in a line called 61 and boy, that's huge, you know social media is, you know, like if something's wrong they're going to be all over. So they're going. Golden bachelorette she's too young. 65 is the minimum age if you're going to be on that series. So whoever it is, just like social security. I'll be asking everyone, once they name the replacement, everyone to send in, write in email in. Let's get Costello on there as one of the contestants trying to win the heart and love whoever the new golden bachelorette may be.
Speaker 3:That's right. That's right and as well you should. Well, I mean, let me see. So I wonder if we can have bachelorette teen. I mean, if they say that, then that screws everything for the Bachelorette. Why? Oh, it's the golden bit they have a problem with.
Speaker 2:Okay, You've got to be 65 plus to be golden, so we'll get you on that show. Man, this is going to be great. You can deflate your Boab doll, put her in the closet for a while. You know what's her name Edna. You put Edna away and patch her up and actually go for a real woman and we'll get you on ABC TV. She may hand you the rose because she may be charmed by. Oh, I just love that English accent.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that could happen. You know, I could of course be a little more English.
Speaker 2:I would say turn it up just a notch to get her attention. Okay, you got to milk it. Castello Milk it. Oh yeah, yeah, I think I don't know. Okay here we go. Audition take one. All right, castello, just pretend, so I'll be the golden bachelorette. Don't look at me, that's a hairy woman.
Speaker 2:So I'll be the golden bachelorette Full beard, lovely. So that's a hairy woman, so I'm going to go with Bachelorette Full beard, lovely. So let's say okay, you're meeting Golden Bachelorette me first time, so they give you 60 seconds To get her attention and swoon and you're selling yourself here. It's your first meeting, so take one, costello, golden Bachelorette, here we go.
Speaker 3:Well, honey, how would you like to meet the queen? You know the queen baby. I knew the queen well. I know her son too. Hey, do those legs go all the way up to your ass. Oh, what a good way, damn.
Speaker 2:How many years have you?
Speaker 3:lived in America. You ask.
Speaker 2:Let me make a note Costello won't make it past the audition part of the show.
Speaker 3:I thought that was a very important thing to ask.
Speaker 2:You were rocking it by knowing the queen and you were kind of letting it go and you mentioned King Charles but, then the lights up the ass.
Speaker 3:To the ass, not in the ass.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you couldn't really kill it by saying you think Camilla's a real hot babe. Yeah, right, do they go all the way up to your ass? Yeah, just keep practicing. We have plenty of time Once they're in their replacement. I have a day luge and go. Here's your man. This guy has to be on the show. We'll be able to go to Bachelorette, which is gold over Costello for his English accent and his really keen, nasty, dirty wit.
Speaker 3:Yes, yes, and we'll have to go and visit somebody with some Botox to get rid of this resting. We do that, we do that Botox. No, why don't you do that? When I was out there last time, you knew.
Speaker 2:Well, I didn't have any on me. Just so you know. Just since you last saw me, hey me now. Just so you know, just since you last saw me, okay, hey, you got any. But you last saw me you said look here, look here. You said, these deep crevices between my eyes, you notice? That's gone because I injected myself with jupiter and indentation over here. That's gone and it cuts up through here to make these fine lines out and lift my cheeks a little bit. Now, on the way to botox, I'm going to use a figure of all these wrinkles. So that will be gone. This will be all, all filled up, and I'm going to use a figure to get rid of all these wrinkles. That will be gone. This will be all filled up and I'm going to speed up.
Speaker 3:It's going to be so pretty. You could be the golden bachelor. Then I'm married. No, you're in Las Vegas. Just play the part. Say, honey, I got this great acting role.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have to marry the contestant. Is that okay with you, dear? You have an idea, this great acting role.
Speaker 3:I'm going to have to marry the contestant. Is that okay with you, dear? Do it in Utah, it would be fun. Yes, I was going to say we'll film it in Utah.
Speaker 2:Yeah what?
Speaker 3:the heck.
Speaker 2:That could be the spin-off show, the cheating Golden Bachelor show. That could be that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2:Oh boy, in Utah it's our neighboring state Everything goes. Utah is our neighboring state, everything goes. We're here in crazy Vegas, but in Utah man, one guy can have 15 wives. What the hell? It's all part of the deal, that's true. One guy did didn't he yeah? He's in jail now because he got a little carried away One of the number of wives. They started getting really younger 15, 14. It's like they go illegal and out he goes, he'll be in jail for the rest of his life. That's true, we're working on that.
Speaker 3:We'll see what the new golden answer is.
Speaker 2:Until then, I think it's. Who's going to take it at the ass this week? Oh, the Kansas City Chiefs kicker. Okay, here it comes, squiggle time.
Speaker 5:Squiggle time. Oh yeah, there you go. That was a key.
Speaker 3:Where's the squirrel? Squirrel? Now, there you go. Hey, you know what? We might even have made it without any echo, this time. Marvelous.
Speaker 2:Well, the guy at Radioco told me that we will not have any of that shit going on, so I'll do our show next week. We'll be doing it through radioco. It'll be some nice stuff. We'll get shit to you. Sign up, thank you ¶¶. ©. Bf-watch TV 2021.
