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Hey, this is Chris. Hey, this is Costello. Hello, Mr Costello.
Speaker 2:Oh, hello, hello. Let's talk in silly voices.
Speaker 1:Talk in the big English voices. Okay, I've got to apologize right off the get-go because I today I'm sorry I'm on the little shitty computer microphone Because you know for you it's good news because you've got the big microphone you can even sign in to play your video on the start screen. I'm keeping it low with my big microphone, so I'll have my new mic on order. It'll be here for the next week's show. Just sorry for the pinny, pinny-ass sound.
Speaker 2:No, no, and it's where you should be, but it's fine, make me feel worse about what you do. Well you know what you know? I mean size isn't everything, this is true, but I'm good. I'm good with getting a new board. I've got lots board, um, lots of, lots of it is made. It's made for what we do okay how are we? Going to do? We have new microphones, a new mixing board and then producers yeah, we got them. We call them the frenchies. Okay, yeah, we do, we.
Speaker 1:I don't know why but just seem to be french fries. Oh you, based on all that's going on this week, we have to question everybody's heritage and background. Oh, yes, yeah, might as well just get it right too, because it's just like the stupidest. This thing can't get any stupider, or nothing can happen each week to make it even worse.
Speaker 2:Are you talking about the stage?
Speaker 4:thing, mr President, we so appreciate.
Speaker 1:Sorry that that thing? Yeah, because Vice President Harris is speaking in Atlanta, my hometown, and she was speaking at a Black College sorority. They're like 10,000 people there, so it was fun, it was lively, everybody was fired up. Of course Trump hated that because it was a big crowd and they were having a good time. He rambled for two hours and his last speech back in Pennsylvania, everyone was getting up and walking out. They're going. You know, bored. Heard it before. Ramble, ramble, ramble. Loved myself, loved to hear myself talk. He does. Was there a thing he was at where it was like for black reporters?
Speaker 2:or something. Is that what it was about? Yeah, nabj.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's because he broadcasts to black journalists, okay. So the whole room was full of African-American journalists and spectators Pretty much, and I don't know why they brought him on there, but man, it made for great entertainment.
Speaker 2:I'm glad they did Okay, so let me set the scene, because Set the scene. Set the scene. Okay, he's walking on now. Okay, now most people get applause.
Speaker 4:Mr President, we so appreciate you giving us an hour of your time. I want to start by addressing the elephant in the room. Sir, A lot of people did not think it was appropriate for you to be here today. You have pushed false claims about some of your rivals.
Speaker 3:Let's get right to.
Speaker 4:Barack Obama saying that they were not born in the United States, which is not true.
Speaker 4:You have told four congressmen of color, who were American citizens, to go back to where they came from. You have used words like animal and rabbit to describe black district attorneys. You've attacked black journalists, calling them a loser, saying the questions that they ask are, quote stupid and racist. You've had dinner with a white supremacist at your Mar-a-Lago resort. So my question, sir, now that you are asking black supporters to vote for you, why should black voters trust you after you have used language like that?
Speaker 3:Well, first of all, I don't think I've ever been asked a question so in such a horrible manner. First question you don't even say hello. How are you? Are you with ABC? Because I think they're a fake news network, a terrible network.
Speaker 2:Tony got his feelings hurt.
Speaker 3:I think it's disgraceful that I came here in good spirit. I love the black population of this country. I've done so much for the black population of this country, including employment, including opportunity zones with Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina, which is one of the greatest programs ever for black workers and black entrepreneurs. I've done so much and you know, and I say this historically, black colleges and universities were out of money. They were stone cold, broke, and I saved them and I gave them long term financing and nobody else was doing it. I think he's talking about a rude introduction.
Speaker 3:I don't know exactly why you would do something like that. And let me go a step further. I was invited here and I was told my opponent whether it was Biden or Kamala. I was told my opponent was going to be here. It turned out my opponent isn't here. You invited me under false pretense and then you said you can't do it with Zoom. Well, you know where's Zoom. She's going to do it with Zoom and she's not coming. And then you were half an hour late. Just so we understand. I have too much respect for you to be late. They couldn't get their equipment working or something.
Speaker 4:Mr.
Speaker 3:President. I would love to answer the question on your rhetoric and why you believe in the black vote. I have been the best president for the black population since Abraham Lincoln. Better than President Johnson, who signed the Voting Rights Act For you to start off a question and answer period, especially when you're 35 minutes minutes late because you couldn't get your equipment to work in such a hostile manner.
Speaker 4:I think it's a disgrace let me, let me just ask a follow-up, sir, and then we'll move on to other questions he, he got his little wing spanked, didn't he?
Speaker 2:I, she just went right for her.
Speaker 1:So I'm great she did. I was. I mean and of course that's that's bullshit about oh, vice President Harris is going to be there. That would have been set up. He would have known about that, his people would have known about that. So I mean, I'm glad he did. I don't know why he walked into that. Because he walked into a place that they hate his guts, because all the things he said he's done he hasn't done. He's a racist, he's a bigot. Everyone in the audience knows that. So they went right after him, which is great. But then he didn't even stop there to the point. He went on about, of course, vice President Harris not really being black. She just turned black a few years ago.
Speaker 2:Apparently so. Yeah, I think it's great the way she went at him, though. I mean he walks. If you watch the video, it starts a few seconds before we had the audio start there and he's like walking on, he's like going. There is no applause, there is nothing.
Speaker 1:That's awesome. I mean, she's great, she is with ABC and she had an opportunity to finally just get him. I give her credit. She went for it. If the opponent would have said nasty things to her, she'd have gone after the other person as well. He's only one. She laid it all out there, man. That was awesome. What's the point about Vice President Harris? Well, she's from India, india heritage. All of a sudden a few years ago she decided I'm black. Now I'm black. I think you said last week you thought she was Asian. I don't know where that came from, but her dad is from Jamaica, okay, right, her mom's from India. Okay, there you go.
Speaker 2:Yeah, asian India, that's what we call it. What Asian Asian is Jamaican? He's black. Okay, her mom is, like you said, from India, india.
Speaker 1:Well, that's not Asian, that's just Indian, so she's Indian.
Speaker 2:Well, they call them Asian Indians, at least in England we do. You guys are screwed up in England. She's not, it's fake news. I'm sorry, man, it must be on ABC. You are fake news, damn Brett's making sense.
Speaker 1:Listen to the accent you're doing. Even the black comedians are having fun. They come up with a thing called hashtag. I turn black. Everyone's going to go back now.
Speaker 1:I remember the year and say there were no white women at that conference he was at, so he was looking around the crowd going I mean, there's not one white redneck here that I'm used to seeing at my stupid ass rally. So funny, funny, funny. But yeah, the black means to go over there. When I turned the hashtag, when I turned black, it'd be like me asking you because you're like hashtag when you turn British, Do you remember when you turned?
Speaker 2:British. I turned British when I came to America.
Speaker 1:Not at birth, then see Deceitful.
Speaker 2:I could be English as well, you see, or Australian, for that matter.
Speaker 1:It's like a question to everybody Like when did they turn? So, whatever it's nuts and then he's got this running mate JD Vance, whose wife is from India.
Speaker 1:And they have a couple of interracial kids together. They have a couple of kids together and he's defending. He's going. Well, he has a right to ask that, but she spreads lies. I mean, either she's from India sometimes, sometimes she's black, depending on who she's talking to. She plays it to her advantage. That's what that idiot said. I'm just going. You don't play to your advantage, that's what you are. You're half black, you're half Indian. You don't play to just. You can talk to an Indian crowd, you can talk to a black crowd, or you can talk to an overall crowd and you're a black Indian. So what, he's playing for the crowd who?
Speaker 2:is she talking to at the moment? Well, the guy's deranged. That's, you know, just the bottom line, and we hear the original canceled radio guys. We just like to say that I guess it's kind of obvious who we like and who we don't like. Now the politics thing is just so overwhelming, unfortunately, because I really like to talk about other things, you know.
Speaker 1:She's over $310 million raised so far. You've got more money. There'll be a lot of ads. I mean, to me it's hers to win, unless something dumb happens between now and November. If it doesn't, she keeps riding this wave of goodwill and excitement that's going on.
Speaker 2:It's lasting.
Speaker 1:I can't see how she's going to lose If he keeps doing his thing. He keeps alienating more people. He's not gaining any new people. He'll have his stupid white redneck base. They're not going anywhere If he's not getting anybody new if he's not getting anybody new he? Can't win, I'll vote a turnout too. You see a person in the voting booth which one do I push?
Speaker 2:I'm just looking at other things that might be happening in the world at the moment, like the Olympics, and this is rather unfortunate because you know they were supposed to have certain events in the river, in the River Seine, I think right, am I right? They wound up doing it? Well, yeah, they did. And now Slovakian athlete Tamara Pochuka collapsed after completing a swim at the Olympic Games. She suffered Choke. On what Was she choking on? The water. Choking on the water? Well, yeah, probably the bacteria in the water. That's the problem. It's a very high bacteria rate, especially when it rains. There are melted Mars bars just floating all over the place. He's going melted Mars bars. We know what that reference is too.
Speaker 1:Castell. It's like in this country. It was like floating baby roofs in the pools, the last thing you ever want to see.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, well, I just updated it to Mars bars.
Speaker 1:Baby roofs in the pool. I mean that pool's empty in five seconds. Man in the pool he's dumping a baby ruth. Watch how fast people get out. It's funny you know the one, and they swam in that river at me I wouldn't have done it, but they did so well, it's the same thing that happened during the boat race in London, the Oxford and Cambridge race.
Speaker 2:Remember? I told you this last week. They couldn't finish the race because all the rowers were like puking over the side and falling back into the river, or they were drinking water or something.
Speaker 1:What would they do? Just sitting in a boat on the river? Was there toxic?
Speaker 2:fumes coming up or what. I don't think they intentionally drink the water, but somehow that's. That's what happened. They got water in their mouth or up their nose, I guess I I don't know, but that's I. I should. I should look that up on youtube. I need to look at it because they're in a boat they're rolling, and when you do that you don't get wet.
Speaker 1:I mean you don't water's not coming up into your face, you're not swallowing the water, so what? What did you do that you don't get wet? I mean you don't water's not coming up into your face, You're not swallowing the water, so what the hell did you do? The opposition team spanked the water, just dipped some water bottles in the river, tapped it off and gave it to them. I guess right.
Speaker 2:Well, I think both teams got sick is what happened. Oh, oh, you know, but that wasn't in the Olympics, that was something a ways back.
Speaker 1:But the Olympics, what kind of crowd Like they got bad water. We got extreme heat. Can I go to Vegas? And we got the heat there.
Speaker 1:Here in Colorado we got the fires. I got one down the street called the Quarry Fire. I got some great video of it, man. So I got these planes coming in right and then we got a lake right there. It's called chattel lake. The planes are coming down. They're water planes. So he comes in low lands in the water, scoops a bunch of water, they take back off bank to the left and go dump and come back around, do it over and over and it was really fascinating, cool to watch. Man helicopters are doing it, but those planes I'll just have to shoot you the video you put up on our facebook page or something. It's pretty awesome. I it's bad that we've got a fire close to where we live, but it's kind of cool to watch how they do it, because they can't get on the ground out there too well because it's really tough terrain. So they're dumping it, they're hitting it with water and fire retardant over and over and over.
Speaker 2:Are they called the DC-10s? Yeah, DC-10s.
Speaker 1:They've done a good job of keeping it where it is, kind of sort of, because if it moves a little bit, what's right over the hill from them is this giant Lockheed Martin complex where they build satellites, spy satellites, weather satellites, satellites. We're not even supposed to know about satellites. The government they don't want to lose that. They're watching that and they go over to Lockheed Martin and of course you get a lot of homes, which would be my home. Don't want to see it turn to rubble or gake, not yet. Not yet.
Speaker 2:I like it and make sure the insurance is up to date and so yeah, yeah, yeah, yes indeed, I was thinking that the other day of the talking about a hurricane that may be coming through its building as we speak, I'm going uh-oh, I better check my insurance.
Speaker 1:I saw that, so it's not going to affect you. I don't think, unless they're talking about the lower Panhandle farther down.
Speaker 2:No, if it's that far down, we might get a little storm out of it or something at the outer rings.
Speaker 1:I don't know how low you can only hope, because that way it's kind of like wipe out and cleanse Columbia. Maybe they need a chance to start all over again. Do it better.
Speaker 2:Wipe out this place? Yeah, great idea. And you're moving soon, aren't you? Yes, yes, yes, hopefully. Just got a few things to sort out and then I'm going to put the house on the market and see what happens. See what happens. I'm going to clean the house first.
Speaker 1:If you can't sell it. There's some good arsonists up here in Colorado. All our fires are done by arson. I'll send them down your way. Okay, would you please? They haven't caught him yet, so they're obviously pretty good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't just just South Carolina have bushfires like that, I don't know. It's very green.
Speaker 1:No, because it's too humid. They don't spread like that, so your stuff isn't dry. All the timber, all the ground cover up there in the mountains dry, dry, dry. So when one starts it just goes yeah.
Speaker 2:Like I did in Redosio, a place I can remember, Mexico yeah. Or Summer Home Damn, there's a radio station there, and they burned down too.
Speaker 1:They haven't signed it back on to go.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, summer home Damn, this is a radio station and they burned down too.
Speaker 1:They haven't signed it back on. Why would they? Here's your insurance check. We're done with this signal again.
Speaker 2:We're done. There's nobody here anyway.
Speaker 1:They all left. Who are we talking to Ourselves, kind of like our podcast? Yes, we finally get to. We got, we can finally talk about this here because we have always mentioned these things. Okay, so you've had cancer, I've had cancer, but here we are. Okay, yes, now they're. They're like 17 different forms of cancer that are coming up in the new generation that the millennials, the generation zs, are all getting cancer younger. And you know one of the main reasons they're getting cancer. These are usually cancers in people over 50. But they're getting them in their like upper 20s, 30s, lower 40s. Yeah, why is this group of new, these young folks, getting cancer? Do you know the number one reason why? Costello.
Speaker 2:I'm going to go out on a limb and say well, I wouldn't just blame McDonald's, but fast food or processed food.
Speaker 1:The reason is because they're freaking fat. Okay, obesity is the number one reason they're getting cancer at such a young age. They're freaking fat. Oh really, people give us shit about making fun of fat. Oh, you're body shaming. I'm not body shaming. If you want to be fat like that, I don't care, it's up to you. But if you want to die young, you know what?
Speaker 2:There have been so many women on TV these days who look like Lizzo. Now, when there's a group of women, they have to be ethnically diverse and, I guess, body shape diverse, and I've noticed this since Lizzo came on the scene. Now these women must be going. This is great. We're getting workers' models. Where's Lizzo now?
Speaker 1:We cancelled her, remember? Yeah, I haven't seen Lizzo in a while, but other people like Kelly Clarkson and whatever, lost a lot of weight because of the weight loss drugs that are out there, like Rigobi and Ozempic and stuff and I don't know. I think those are great. I don't have a problem with them. That's just what it's going to take to get the pounds off.
Speaker 2:Use it.
Speaker 1:But they need to because people are getting cancer in their 20s and 30s, because you're freaking fat Put that here.
Speaker 2:Take this I've lost 20 pounds.
Speaker 1:Put your damn phone down, get up off your ass, go outside, move and walk. Have some fresh air, do something, get at least 75 to 90 minutes a week of aerobic-type moving exercise. Then the other thing is you've got to eat right and eat the right amount and get some sleep. Follow those things, you'll lose weight, you'll be healthy, you might live past 40. Hey, I get to say fat, fat asses.
Speaker 2:Fat, fat, fat, fat, fatty, fat, fat Fat.
Speaker 1:We can talk about making fun of fat people, and we're doing it for a good reason. We've been saying it ever since day one this podcast came on. Oh, you guys suck you body, shame people.
Speaker 2:Nope, we're equal opportunity offenders we are.
Speaker 1:If you walk around and you weigh 300 pounds and you're wearing tight yoga pants, think of the people like us who have to walk behind you. Okay, it's freaking gross. Have pity for us, please. Enough to make me join the priesthood. Okay, man, I don't want to see that stuff. I mean, you think of sex and you look at that and go. First thing. My first thought is like where is it? Do you want to get some fat jokes, ed? You know it's a good chance to do it. Okay, we're doing it for a medical, health and scientific reason.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's today's fat people's therapy.
Speaker 1:I don't want to see another fat chick in tight yoga pants. Ever again, ever, ever, ever. Get on Segovia, get on Mozipic, shed some of that freaking fat off and get out and start moving and not only look and feel better, but live longer. I mean, don't you want to? Live or not.
Speaker 2:I think every woman, just about every woman who works in the hospital that I have to go to is fat. Just about every one, I would say every one of them, especially the ones in like registration or the offices. They're all enormous.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, they sit on their butt all day, and so if you've got a job like that, when you are off work you need to get up and move. You know, because if you sit both ways home and work you're going to be what You're going to get fat. If you get fat, you know what You're going to die okay, prematurely.
Speaker 2:Prematurely? Yep, because you are going to die eventually anyway, not to be confused with Costello's premature ejaculation.
Speaker 1:That's another thing, but this is premature, you know from.
Speaker 2:That would be nice.
Speaker 1:Premature, mature, adolescent, just anything.
Speaker 2:I'll just take it Just let it go, Just really, so you know there's not. I was flipping around TV and I was thinking, you know, there aren't any great movies out right now. Am I right? Am I wrong? I know it's summer. I saw it last night. I think it's the number two movie, which is Crap.
Speaker 1:I got Russell Crowe's in it and one of the Hemsworth brothers is in it. Okay, not Chris Hemsworth, liam Hemsworth, I think.
Speaker 2:The younger one who used to be married to your buddy, miley, my buddy, my buddy.
Speaker 1:Yes, he's got a poster folks. He's got a poster of Miley Cyrus up on the ceiling, so he lays in bed and looks at it.
Speaker 2:Well there comes a premature ejaculation. Either that or ED erectile dysfunction. One of the two things are going to happen.
Speaker 1:I thought Miley cured you of that. That's why you never had an issue.
Speaker 2:That's right she did. Yes, it was either that or go into surgery. And they said well, why don't you look at these pictures for a while?
Speaker 1:Don't look at Miley.
Speaker 2:I said beep, beep, beep, that's right.
Speaker 1:But yeah, it's called like Badland, no man Land, something like that, but it's decent. It's about these guys and Russell Crowe's back in Vegas flying a drone. He's kind of like the lookout for them, shoots a few things against the bad guys. Their job is to rescue someone who's been taken hostage by the bad guys. But it's actually not bad. Pretty decent. I liked it. Kept my attention the whole time, so I can't give you the name, but just check on Netflix the number two movie. You see Russell Crowe's New Fat Head. Sorry, russell, you're going to lose some weight too, but he's good. He's always good. It's a good movie. You'll like it.
Speaker 3:Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker 1:That's really what I want to know there's only one in that movie. No, there's none in that movie. There were none of the Trump thing either. So we're still searching for white women. Yeah, I can't know where they're at. They're walking to the airport wearing big, wearing stressing yoga pants weighing 400 pounds. Yeah, when you think of that, when you think of that, you have to go to bed and look up at Miami so you'll feel better. Okay, yeah, there you go. Yeah, but if you can find good movies, I mean, have you been watching the Olympics? Have you been watching?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I have actually and hey where are the white women at.
Speaker 1:And the gym team, except for Simone. Did you watch Simone last night? Oh yeah, she's great. She's a stinking house girl. She's just amazing when she's on that mat flat and when she does just a bounce she gets 12 feet in the air man just from her running position.
Speaker 2:Yeah, 12 feet in the air. You know, what I wanted to see and it hasn't been on TV, that I hear anyway was the women's rugby.
Speaker 1:They were featuring a woman last night because her and her brother are both Olympians. I forget what sport he's in, but she's on the women's rugby team. She looks like she could kick everybody's ass in this show. Easy, she's built. She's an's ass in this show Easy, she's built. She's an ex-Army person Right, she's tattooed. She's a brick shithouse and they showed her playing it. And after I'm going I said this woman could hurt me. Oh yeah, yeah, you know, do the old clothes I like that you want her to hurt you.
Speaker 1:I think it's really neat.
Speaker 2:I think it's really neat that women's sports are really, really coming along. They're rapid, right, like you know soccer, basketball man.
Speaker 1:Basketball's kicking butt. Oh, basketball's amazing. Yeah, watch this women's rugby. They beat the crap out of each other. It's just a tough sport to begin with, anyway. Oh yeah, no pads, you're tackling, you're beating each other. It's rough it. Oh yeah, no pads, you're tackling.
Speaker 2:You're beating each other. It's rough, it's rough. I tell you what that woman you're talking about I mean there was a good interview with her. She says look, I'm built like this, what else am I going to do? Who said that? That woman, the one, the rugby, the?
Speaker 1:blonde. Oh, you saw that. Yeah, she is, but she's. But who is the biggest star of these Olympics?
Speaker 2:Well, I think it's got to be Simone, doesn't it? I think it's Snoop Dogg, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:He's great I give him credit man For a guy who's a total stoner. He's accepted by everybody now he used to be. He's a guy from Compton right and Dionne Warwick had to bring him in and spank him and go on. You quit calling people bitches in your records. You know you. You grew up and you have kids. You want to do one thing because calling your mom a bitch and stuff and he thought about that and he changed his lyrics ever since then and now he's accepted things out with Martha Stewart, he ran, he swam. With Michael Phelps he's done basketball, he tried gymnastics. He's out there, he's doing everything.
Speaker 2:He even did fencing. He's coaching. He was coaching his son's football team in Vegas.
Speaker 1:In Vegas. He's been at all the events. He's tried all the separate events. He's been a big cheerleader for the US of A and that fencing thing was funny I just thought Snoop doing fencing. He scored a point, he gave it a shot.
Speaker 2:He's the star of the Olympics. Oh, okay, there might be somebody at the door. Is that your corgi? That's my corgi, and you still have your corgi. I still have my corgi.
Speaker 1:I told my wife about your dog and what you think you're doing and she was heartbroken. She said you will kill that dog if you give your doggy away.
Speaker 2:No, I don't think so. Yeah, you don't keep a dog and raise?
Speaker 1:it to a puppy and have it for seven years and go. I'm going to give it to someone else. I can't take care of it anymore. Just get a better rack and suck up that dog here. Costello, you keep that dog.
Speaker 2:That has happened. Alison sent me one.
Speaker 1:Is she good for Alison?
Speaker 2:Is Alison good for you. She's on her way to Espana right now and then taking a boat to Rome going on a cruise.
Speaker 1:But she was part of my petition before she left. Keep the Corgi, save the corgi. Okay, save the corgi.
Speaker 2:No, she said if you want to rehome it, that's fine.
Speaker 1:She didn't say that Don't make that up, You're being Trump. She didn't say that you Trump ass. She didn't say that.
Speaker 2:Benji, here it doesn't matter who it is. If somebody comes in the house, like the cable guys came in yesterday, and he's all over them.
Speaker 1:My dogs do the same thing. If you see a stranger, they go running up to them like it's their long-lost master they haven't seen in 10 years. There you go. A couple of my dogs are big and it scares the crap out of people when they do that. They don't realize they're running up to be friendly. They see these giant dogs running towards them, going. They're going to kill me. All I want to do is jump on them and lick them to death.
Speaker 2:You know like oh I love you whoever you are, big-ass dog. You've got dogs. They're all big. Well, even the small one's quite big. Well, you know what comes with big-ass dogs, right? Yeah, I've been cleaning some up today. Thank you very much, yeah.
Speaker 1:It's like a hogback. It's like a mountain that goes straight up. It's really funny. One of the big dogs goes up there and it took a shit and it just tumbles down the mountain right back to almost against our house.
Speaker 2:It's big piles of shit.
Speaker 1:We just watch it and go here. It comes tumbling down. I'm not going to go out there and catch it. It's like wait until it stops and just go out there and pick it up, and it just rolls down the aisle.
Speaker 2:I'm just you know that, and peeing I mean I put pads down, but invariably he'll miss them. So that's kind of annoying.
Speaker 1:They're not very healthy either, I mean it's all part of us owning animals, castiel, we own animals.
Speaker 2:I got a nice yard he can do that in. But anyway, I'm working on it. We'll see. We'll see.
Speaker 1:I got that Russell Crowe movie. It's good. Back on Netflix Also, there's another movie that's on Hulu, so he's got two out. So check them both out. They're both in the top five of each individual streaming device.
Speaker 2:Okay, I will, I will. I haven't watched anything in eight years. I haven't done anything in eight years. Well, there's a new show.
Speaker 1:Your new show is coming up soon American Idol. You watch that, right? Yeah, that's okay. Well, the mystery's over. Who's taking Katy Perry's place? Oh, yeah, right, who is it? Carrie Underwood? Who, carrie Underwood?
Speaker 2:Oh, I thought you said it was going to be one of the winners, one of the contestants. Well, she was a contestant.
Speaker 1:She won many years ago. Oh, all right, cool, that's how she became famous. I've got to tell you, she won like season three, four, something like that, and she was one of the ones in the early days that Idle's own was growing like 50 million viewers. It just boom, went to the top. So yeah, she's taking Katy Perry's book. She's the first one, I guess, who was a winner. I would come back and be a judge.
Speaker 2:Hey, why not? Oh no, that works out well. I'm kind of bored of Katy Perry anyway. Really, I thought she was funny on there. I thought I was getting a little old for her.
Speaker 1:She wants to leave the focus on her new CD out. Have you heard it? It's her new single. It's a woman's world. Have you seen that?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it's called.
Speaker 3:Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker 1:That's it, yeah, and they're all in her video. Where are the white women at? That's it. Yeah, and they're all in her video. Okay, she's walking around Like she's like Katie's like 42. Now she's like she barely got anything on, which is okay by me, but that's good, that was a good part. Yeah, it's called, it's a woman's world, so, and, and it just says that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we have a you and I are Katie's bitches. Okay, yeah, that's it. That's it, kamala's bitches.
Speaker 1:Well, I like her now. Come on, we got a better pool if we wanted to win.
Speaker 2:Maybe we should change the name of the show. Maybe that will make all the difference. Kamala's bitches. Kamala's bitches.
Speaker 1:They do have. A couple of some actors have come out. Jeff Bridges lead the way. He's got a thing on the internet and social media. It's called White Men for Comedy.
Speaker 2:Oh, really Okay.
Speaker 1:It's just a bunch of white actors who are on it, of course, who are for Vice President Harris, for Kamala, so you're going oh, white men for Kamala.
Speaker 2:Well, all they really need, they're just waiting. Would you be talking about Taylor Swift? I would be. Why I call her that name, I don't know, but if she turns her fans, her eligible fans, tells them what to do.
Speaker 1:She may not have to, because the Swifties are already saying that. They're saying everyone ban behind Vice President Harris, even before Taylor gave the endorsement. They're all excited about it. They think she's going to do it. I know she will too, but yeah, they're out there banning already. Big wave of Swifties for Harris, you know.
Speaker 2:That's great.
Speaker 1:I think so.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean it gets everybody involved, and it does seem to me that there's just a whole new kind of a refreshing breeze blowing through the country and I want to get a red hat and put Kamala made it better or something.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean, she's got all the money raised and everyone's feeling pretty good about it. It's like there's a new excitement, a new energy. So we got 90 days until Election Day August, september, october, three more months. If the feeling stays that way, like I said earlier, don't know how she can lose. Don't know how she can lose.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean.
Speaker 1:So they got this club White Men for Camel. Okay, it's a cricket club with the cricket sound effects ready.
Speaker 2:okay, black Men for Trump, I hear crickets yeah, even the crickets don't want to play. Black Women for Trump. You're quite out there. I met this woman who said she's from Jews for Trump. You realize that his dad was a Nazi, don't you? It's like what I go. Yeah, he used to send them lots of money.
Speaker 1:Jews for Trump. Oh gosh, I wouldn't have thought that. Maybe because of the New York ties. I don't know. That's kind of funny.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, crickets for Trump. That'll work. I'll find someone and put it in the edit.
Speaker 1:Well, we'll have one Next week. We're going to have, and Sandeep is going to be on Wednesday. He's our India correspondent. He's our India correspondent. He's going to be on next week because he actually knows JD Vance's wife, who's from India. Oh, okay, cool. They went to the same college together, so he knows her. So we'll get the inside scoop of how she feels still being married to JD and all this stuff's coming out, especially with Trump. She's from India. Now she turned black. Now she turned Indian again. What do you think of JD's wife? You think JD's wife Melanie?
Speaker 3:hangs out together.
Speaker 1:You think JD's wife Melanie hang out together? Can you picture that scene? Ew, your skin is kind of dark.
Speaker 2:Darky, you're darky, aren't you?
Speaker 1:We both have kids. I got to say reading something. I feel sorry for Barron Trump, 18,. He just graduated high school and the people at the school said, you know, he can be kind of like, have a good sense of humor, quick wit, likes to have fun, but they never saw him at football games, he never went to school dances, never went to any social events and they just felt bad because of his situation. She kept him isolated and alone, kind of like mommy oversaw him and just guarded him like crazy, knowing that family she could be banging him. I mean, I don't know a little incestual thing. You know, melania and Barrett.
Speaker 2:Well, I saw Daddy doing it to somebody else, so I figured it was good.
Speaker 1:Well, you got to grab him. You got to grab him right there by the pussy. You got to grab him.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like a one-eyed cat peeking through a seafood store.
Speaker 1:But yeah, I was reading that and I said I feel bad for that kid because he wanted to participate, he wanted to have friends. He wanted to be because he's in high school. It was a dramatic time for some, or it was a fun time for me. I had a great time, but he couldn't participate. Melanie kept him away from that stuff. Dad, of course, was never home. He didn't know shit about his son anyway.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:Surprise, what's his name? Again? And the mom is who? What, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, poor old Baron. Well, baron, I got something for Baron. Do you use it on his mom? There you go, give your mommy one of those. See what happens she kept him in line.
Speaker 1:man Melania kept him in line. Either she's spanking him for being a parent or she's spanking him for another kinky boy.
Speaker 2:Between that and the Secret Service guy, she's very busy. Yeah, you're right. It's interesting, though, that we don't see her anymore.
Speaker 1:I mean he's very smart in her part. Well, she can go out there and fake, fake, support, fake, like she supports him after all this he just found guilty for paying off a porn star. She must be a part of that. And he's going to smile like everything's okay, it's alright, it's not. No, it isn't. I wonder, perhaps when it's over, she'll just divorce him.
Speaker 2:He doesn't smile like everything's okay, it's all right, it's not. No, no, it isn't. I wonder. Perhaps, when it's over, she'll just divorce him, of course, if he's got any money left.
Speaker 1:I would say I don't know what her prenup is. You know there's got to be one, and it's probably been updated when he was running for president as well too. So you know there's one who knows what's in there. I mean, what's she get? He's not a minor anymore, he turned 18. So child support that's not the one that he didn't have to do that. So she has her own life. So she's going. Why would I do it? I don't have to sleep in the bedroom with him. I don't have to be with him, I don't have to see him. I just live here and have a great time taking care of my son. You know pretty soon she's going to be an empty nest. He's going to go to college somewhere. Then what is she going to do? Good point Her whole purpose was taking time off to raise her son. Now he's going to go to college this fall and Melania is going to be going. Oh God.
Speaker 2:I wonder where he could go to college, where he's going to probably get beaten up. Or I mean the guy you know his dad's really done a number on him, because now you know, like him or not, nobody likes his dad, or at least you know when he'd be the kid I'd be Well if you're like Redneck, you like your dad.
Speaker 2:Great, you might as well go to like the Appalachian State College, then Appalachian State, yeah, north Carolina, there you go. Yep, just what I was thinking. Their mascot's a hillbilly with a jug of moonshine, you get it. What was the one in Morgantown then West Virginia Mountaineers? Oh, that was just West Virginia University. They were.
Speaker 1:Mountaineers their mascot, dressed like Davy Crack. Oh, I remember that. Yeah, the difference between the hillbilly with the moonshine and the Davy Crockett. I like that.
Speaker 2:West.
Speaker 1:Virginia mountaineers up in Morgan. What else does that part say? Outside of the college, they got nothing. There's a prison up there and then there's a university.
Speaker 2:And then it's woodland and it's a shithole.
Speaker 1:And then you hit a bigger shithole Pittsburgh.
Speaker 4:That's right across the line you're in.
Speaker 1:Pennsylvania. They did a lot of work to turn Pittsburgh around. They got IT jobs there. Now they made the downtown different people moving down there. The new millennials are moving in. It's not such a blue collar it's slowly evolving into. That's kind of cool. I'm going to use the word yuppie. It's kind of like I'm going to use the word yuppie, you know, but it's kind of like that. It's IT people. It's young IT, fat people. They're going to be dead soon, they're going to have cancer soon and they'll be dying soon. So bye-bye.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no biggie. So you know, just go to Walmart.
Speaker 1:So, look, I'm sitting on my phone. On my phone. Am I going outside? Am I playing with my phone? Stay at my phone some more. What's that Walk? What's that Eat? I can do that Computer.
Speaker 2:That's all I do Computer and eat Computer and eat Phone, phone Phone. I can put on some yoga pants. I'm ready to go. Oh my god, that's what gets me when they have those thongs on and you can either see them through the pants or they. The pants are low enough that the top of their thongs are quite. Are you thinking, uh, you're thinking camel? No, I wasn't, I was thinking the other side actually. But yeah, that too.
Speaker 1:Oh, the Baby Ruth side Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like oh man, Jeez, this is too much. It's just, I just don't get it. I don't get it.
Speaker 1:We'll see what happens between now and next week, because every time we always go well, we don't have to talk about India anymore because nothing else is going to happen. Well, something does, and here comes the weekend coming up, so who knows what the hell is going to happen. So all I know is next week we're going to have Sandeep on. He's going to talk about JD Vance's wife. They went to college together. They know each other, so it should be interesting to see what Sandeep has to say. It.
Speaker 1:It will be Indeed it will be Sandeep did promise me that between now and next week he's going to stay Indian. He will not turn black. I said, if you do, you're going to change your name from Sandeep to something else. It's kind of like a dead giveaway there. What's your name? Sandeep Wicca.
Speaker 2:Oh no, wicca, We'll see what happens in the next week, as we should by then have producers and stuff. I don't know if they'll make any difference to us particularly, but hopefully more people will be joining the merry thongs of the originally canceled radio guys, which is myself and Costello and Chris Bailey, otherwise known as Chris and Costello. It sounds better that way, and well you know.
Speaker 1:The original cast old used to be black guys.
Speaker 2:So there you go. Used to be black guys yes we did I was born a poor black child. Yes, I was Squeal, anthony. I squeal at the poor. Thank you very much, right on cue.
Speaker 1:You're going up those tight yoga pants. Get up there, get in there.
Speaker 2:Oh, that Trump's hugging it all.
Speaker 3:Get your britches down.
Speaker 1:Get your britches down. Get them down, britches in the way.
