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Election Antics and Unexpected Guests: Pre-Election Jitters, Gamecock Giggles, and JD's Comedic Cameo
What if you could turn pre-election jitters into a comedy goldmine? Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions as we navigate the wild landscape of election day, blending nervous excitement with witty humor. From joking about donning a noose or flashing a smile depending on the outcome, to the hilarious TikTok mishap involving an assassination comment, our banter takes unexpected twists and turns. And just when you think it can't get any zanier, we dive into the eccentric world of South Carolina football fandom, crafting cheeky t-shirt slogans guaranteed to raise eyebrows.
As the conversation spirals into delightful chaos, a surprise visit from JD, a most unusual Vice Presidential candidate, spices things up even more. Our playful interrogation of JD includes a comical misunderstanding about his wife's ethnicity, leading to a light-hearted yet insightful exchange about identity and relationships. Weather chats, political humor, and a sprinkle of unexpected revelations keep the atmosphere lively, with JD's quirky presence adding a delightful unpredictability to our show.
Election night coverage takes a humorous turn as we draw satirical parallels to "erection night coverage," inspired by the legendary Larry King and his memorable moments with Howard Stern. As we gear up for our own coverage, complete with beverage plans and musical flair, we explore the media's role in shaping perceptions and the potential impact of figures like Trump. And if that wasn't enough, prepare for some laugh-out-loud moments with our attempts at voice impersonations, as we channel Robert Kennedy Jr. and Robert Downey Jr. Join us for a wild and entertaining episode filled with humor, candid thoughts, and the unpredictable charm of live podcasting.
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Hi, this is Chris hey Costello we're canceled guys.
Speaker 2:It sounds like your dog needs to be canceled back here.
Speaker 1:I don't know what's got into him. I think he's hallucinating postman or something. We're canceled, guys.
Speaker 2:Congratulations our daughter because we actually made it to election day. I think he's hallucinating Postman or something. They're canceled guys.
Speaker 3:Oh, my Congratulations our daughter because we actually made it to election day. Ah, we did, We've been going.
Speaker 2:I can't wait to get you. Now that it's here, I don't know about you. I'm like really angst and nervous. I'm afraid if the wrong person wins, I don't know where I was going to be. I'm nervous, I'm nervous, I'm nervous.
Speaker 1:Okay, I tell you what. On this program, you're not going to be hitting things all the way through. Promise me, promise you what You're not going to be hitting your microphone all the time.
Speaker 2:Did I hit the microphone?
Speaker 1:Oh yes, you did, did I? Okay, you haven't listened to it. All I know is that I need. I want to be elected. Yeah, all the way through the show this week. You'll be pissed off and sick of it by the end of it all I don't know.
Speaker 2:It's not going to end anyway Election day. They won't have an official winner because some of those's not going to end anyway Election day. We won't have an official winner because some of those states are going to take two or three more days to make sure they count everything just right. It's supposed to be that close. We'll find out this time when we have our next show. Either I'll be sitting here with a noose around my neck or I'll be really smiling and happy.
Speaker 1:Either that or not. And if it turns around the other way, I'll be saying I told you so because we'll see.
Speaker 2:I just, I'm just happy to see, I'm excited and nervous, so, you know, kind of like nauseated nervous, you know.
Speaker 1:So we'll be okay just two things, of course. That one thing is our producers did send us a note, did you see it?
Speaker 2:No, I didn't see it. Our Frenchie sent us a note. What was it? We suck. You owe me money. What is it? Which one?
Speaker 1:No, he was making a point about something I said hey, there's a surprise.
Speaker 2:You listened to it, okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, about the orange guy getting assassinated. And I at the end said please don't put this on TikTok. Well, guess what? They put it on TikTok. Maybe you don't want to put this up there we go it really picks up on that.
Speaker 2:Anybody turns this in that somebody said something like that. They're going to be knocking on your door.
Speaker 1:That's great. That's what we need. That's exactly right, you've been wanting some company, so there you go.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so there you go. Didn't you clean the house last week for the first time in about three months? Are you ready for company then? I'm getting there, I'm getting there, I'm getting there Every time I do Suits with ear buds in their ears and stuff. You know just your new buddies Agent so-and-so and agent agent so-and-so.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they will be too, but every time those who are watching on video.
Speaker 2:I've changed the background to like a jail cell instead of that. What's that radio frequency you got behind you?
Speaker 1:I would and as you notice, I'm doing my best.
Speaker 2:Max Headroom. Oh, is that what that is? Yeah, you remember that. Of course, max was the shit there for a while.
Speaker 1:He was in the 80s, somewhere in the 80s.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I wonder you had a big weekend there in Columbia, south Carolina, because when South Carolina football's on, everyone goes nuts. Only thing they got to live for down there it was a home game. So you're, I mean, what the world? What a worse mascot. Why don't they just call it a chicken or a rooster? But no, you got to be the South.
Speaker 1:Carolina Gamecocks. It gets worse because everywhere you look it's Cox this, cox that and uh you sure not? Confusing the football. It's not. No, it's not just. Don't just football, you've got um. You got Cox hoops, yeah, and I thought, I thought we just call those cock rings, but there you go, um you sure not confusing your, your college, with a porno site or something like that. Well, it's possible, but if the porno site's walking down the main street, then no, you guys had a big week.
Speaker 2:You may have had a big one. You beat a ranked team.
Speaker 1:You beat a team from Texas. Yeah well. So I didn't know which one to root for, so I rooted for Texas, and of course they lost. It doesn't matter, I root for anybody they lose you know, they are your adopted home.
Speaker 2:team them Gamecocks. You have to be, I guess, a cocksman. Are you a cocksman?
Speaker 1:You know what? You know what I'm making up t-shirts saying limp cocks, plastic cocks.
Speaker 2:That's your neighbor. I wouldn't be wearing that yourself. You want to be strong cocks.
Speaker 1:Strong cocks.
Speaker 2:You're just a cockman. You're a cockman. An English wife is a cockman. You're a cockman, kind of like a slain man. You're a cockman Anything. People think you're like a slain man. You're a cockman. People think you're just some slain gay guy.
Speaker 1:And if this produces, oh no.
Speaker 2:Just an observation.
Speaker 1:Anything wrong, nothing wrong with that If you walk around in a shirt like that?
Speaker 2:what are you supposed to think? What are you supposed to think? You're a guy, you're going. I'm a Coxman Okay, well, they're going. Okay, that man's gay yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I just go. Hmm, nice shirt, Very bold.
Speaker 2:As we wind up the election, one of the last things that Trump did. You see him doing a blowjob on a microphone? Do you see that? Oh, God. Did you?
Speaker 1:miss that? No, no, I didn't, but I did see him sitting in a garbage truck. That seemed to be quite funny.
Speaker 2:This was after that. That wasn't bad enough. He couldn't even open the damn garbage truck door. He kept reaching and getting missing the handle. I said God, he's getting like a bite, he can't even function properly. Anyway, he had a microphone, okay, and it wasn't working. So he goes. It's not working properly. He does this. Let me get where he goes.
Speaker 1:I hope he hit himself in the eye in the process.
Speaker 2:I'm just going. That's a strange way to get your microphone to work. The deeper we get into this thing before we finally make the finish line, the weirder he's gotten. I don't know if he's exhausted. His age is catching up. The dementia is setting in.
Speaker 4:It's just kind of weird.
Speaker 2:The other side is not even mentioning him anymore, just being positive message, positive message, positive message. And he's like death disaster blowjob to microphone.
Speaker 1:Touchdown. Oh, hang on, there we go. Touchdown.
Speaker 2:I guess commercial. We're not going to ever surrender. I'm going surrender from what? What do we have to surrender from? Is something going I don't know about? What are we surrendering from? You know something I don't know? Yeah, he goes to America as your president. I will never surrender, I'm going. What?
Speaker 1:I was a good son. Remember that Never surrender. Who was that?
Speaker 2:Yeah, we did that yeah that was good, we did that.
Speaker 1:I can name that tune in four notes. Okay, here goes another ping. What's going ping? It must be you, it's not me.
Speaker 2:No, all the body parts are good. That's the ping in there.
Speaker 1:Are you?
Speaker 2:sure it's not your pacemaker.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, dinger. Oh, don't do that again, chris. I'm sorry, it's Michael Jackson.
Speaker 4:Fresh air.
Speaker 1:I'm glad I'm here and not there. There will be a warm front coming from Colorado this afternoon.
Speaker 2:We got snow today, man, we had snow all night last night. You always do. It's snow of the season. I'm happy about it. I'm really happy it's new.
Speaker 1:And you pull the thing down behind you so we can't see it. Well, actually that works quite well with the lighting and everything it does.
Speaker 2:If I pulled this up all of a sudden, I would be gone. Not that that's a bad thing, but it would do that it brightened everything up. I have snow behind me. It's just a nice little coverage of the first snow, but we're expecting snow three more days this week, so we're going to get some good coverage.
Speaker 1:Wow, I remember when I lived in Colorado Springs at KIIQ, they told me it will snow on Halloween. I'm going no, no, it won't. It's not bullshit, of course it did. I mean because they lived there. They should know. There we are, halfway up Pikes Peak. It will snow in Colorado Springs.
Speaker 2:Actually a little bit late. We usually have our first snow in October, before Halloween, so we're a little bit late. We had our first snow on November the 3rd. We have three days of snow this week.
Speaker 1:So fun, fun, fun. That'll help polling numbers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, slide into June.
Speaker 1:Hey, that'll help polling numbers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, most people here have already pre-voted. I already had like We've got almost 5 million people have already Voted already. So we're Colorado's getting close, so we're pretty well done.
Speaker 1:I can see it now. I came to vote.
Speaker 2:Slipping on the ice I'm, I guess, if you have to explain it.
Speaker 1:It's not worth it. You're making my head dizzy.
Speaker 2:I think, since we've made it this far, we should go out with a bang and have one more guest on related to this thing before it's over. Okay, so not our favorite guy, but we do equal time to everybody, okay? So some guy named JD who's running for VP? Okay, anybody knows who JD is? He's running for VP. Bring him up there, costello, so we can have a chat with him.
Speaker 1:I think I'm going to try and call him right now JD.
Speaker 2:Running for VP. I'll just say he's right up front, there we go. He's weird, remember he's weird. Oh, he is weird, he is weird. He's probably gone out to waste. He's smart enough to answer the phone it helps.
Speaker 1:Hey, jd, is it JD? Yeah, I'm here, oh, thanks.
Speaker 3:JD. Is it JD?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm, here.
Speaker 2:Oh, thanks man, hey, JD welcome to the Chris and Costello experience. We're really glad you're coming on with us today. I appreciate it, man. Well, that was quick, what somebody shoot him or what. Where did he go?
Speaker 1:Where are you, jd? You there, yeah. Are we going gonna rehearse this first? No, no, no, you're live on the air right now, jay uh well thanks for having me, you guys, it's great to be here.
Speaker 2:It's really more like desperate to be here. I think yeah.
Speaker 3:Well, not that desperate like you think, but you know I haven't had my nap yet on the couch.
Speaker 2:Oh really, oh God, hey man, we know about you. The last thing you're doing on the couch is napping, you know You're more like yeah, man, we know about you.
Speaker 3:The last thing you're doing on the couch is napping you know You're more like.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm on the road.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we've seen that. We've seen that nasty, dirty self-abuse video that was out there of you. You know. Well, I thank you for being here. You know, I can't believe your wife married you, seeing that she is a woman of color.
Speaker 3:What are you talking about? I've been colorblind my whole life.
Speaker 2:You have, If you don't notice. I mean, wake up. Your wife is from India. She is a woman of color.
Speaker 1:Yep, she's brown, I thought she was from Indiana.
Speaker 3:What color is she? She's brown. I thought she was from Indiana. What color is she?
Speaker 1:She's brown, Brown yeah.
Speaker 3:Holy shit, for God's sake, hang on a second.
Speaker 1:Oh, he's kidding.
Speaker 3:I'm going to make a call here.
Speaker 4:Oh no.
Speaker 3:Oh no, Go ahead. You can trick Trump and ask Jay and get Rudy to serve my wife divorce papers immediately. I think you should Grounds for divorce. When I asked her to marry me, I thought she was white, she ain't All right. I think what you said yes, she ain't. I think when she said all right. I think when she said all white.
Speaker 2:You thought she said all right, but yeah, whatever.
Speaker 1:Well, what are your kids going to look like? What do they do? What do they look like? Do you have kids? I don't know. Does JD have kids? I don't know. Does JD have kids?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I've screwed up.
Speaker 2:You're screwing him up.
Speaker 3:This is not something you should have to look up.
Speaker 2:This is an ad lib answer here.
Speaker 3:How is?
Speaker 1:that Never mind, we'll just move on.
Speaker 2:Let's just do this okay, because we know you're weird, you're a white racist and stuff. Nothing to do about that. Let's just see, kind of give you a mental acuity test. We're going to do like a word association game. We're going to say a word or a name or something whatever and you say the first thing that pops into your empty space tent Is that okay, whatever. And you say the first thing that pops into your empty space tent Is that okay, Sure go ahead.
Speaker 1:You like games.
Speaker 3:Do you Sure? You know, We'll read the words it's okay, here we go, we'll start.
Speaker 1:Here's the first one.
Speaker 3:Trump, hitler, ah.
Speaker 1:Ding, ding, ding ding ding. Garbage.
Speaker 3:Latinos.
Speaker 2:Orange, orange.
Speaker 3:When I have a good tan, it's, you know, as a Trump.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:Kamala, whatever.
Speaker 1:Whatella.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to get Kamala.
Speaker 3:Naked, no Naked, no, naked.
Speaker 2:I think, Tim, okay, doing a visual Okay.
Speaker 1:Timberwolves.
Speaker 3:Oh, definitely horny Horny. Oh, excuse me, I meant to say honky.
Speaker 1:This is too fun. Go ahead, Chris.
Speaker 2:Liz Cheney.
Speaker 3:Oh, definitely did, honky. How about Am I Doing? You're not doing very well.
Speaker 2:Just a couple more there.
Speaker 1:Go ahead, Costello, yeah yeah, oh, okay, I'd say you're killing it Just a couple more. Then, okay, ahead, costello. Yeah, yeah, oh, okay, I'd say you're killing it Just a couple more. Then, okay, here we go Toast.
Speaker 2:No wrong one, oh sorry.
Speaker 1:I got it wrong Campaign. There you go.
Speaker 3:Well, I thought you said it was toast, you know.
Speaker 1:Oh, you know you took the words right out of my mouth.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Chris, your turn.
Speaker 2:Let's keep going. We're almost done.
Speaker 1:Women Start of a 10. Yeah, oh geez.
Speaker 3:Trumpers Stupid sluts.
Speaker 2:Okay, election, okay, uh, election you kidding me? Not a problem for uh dj oh, man, no, no we said election being bad election not erection oh, oh, okay, all right then. A couple more. Let's try this one, okay.
Speaker 3:Dog, dog.
Speaker 1:Supper Dinner. Did he say dinner, I think?
Speaker 3:he said dinner. No, I said supper Supper. Dinner is a Western term, supper is a Southern term.
Speaker 2:A dog is supper. He's like a Haitian immigrant. How about cat?
Speaker 3:Appetizer, for sure.
Speaker 1:Well, you have scored a wonderful two out of ten.
Speaker 2:That's okay let's just do two more. Okay, jay, how about? How about future, like in your future?
Speaker 3:leader of the free world somebody, somebody, and I just want to say if tricky Dick Trump becomes our president again, he will be the leader of the free world. And if the other party calls me a Nazi, all I got to say is I'll hit the.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, you're probably doing a lot of that in your spare time, so don't you want to be president as well? I get the impression that you really want to assassinate Trump and I'm just doing that, so our producers will have a fit.
Speaker 2:JD wants to be POTUS. Yeah, he does. He wants to be POTUS, don't you want to be?
Speaker 1:POTUS JD wants to be POTUS. Yeah, he does, he wants to be POTUS. Don't you want to be POTUS JD?
Speaker 3:President of the United States, you know I'm so delirious being thankful that Trump has let me be in his political party.
Speaker 1:Well, I think you should go suck on a mint tulip and we thank you.
Speaker 3:Because I haven't done that today. I haven't been on the couch yet.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, Well he's definitely a good guy with a damn couch, you know.
Speaker 1:There we go.
Speaker 2:Okay, that was he began from being the worst guest we've ever had. Okay, the JD Big effort.
Speaker 3:What are you saying? I'm the worst. What?
Speaker 1:The worst guest we've ever had.
Speaker 3:Well, you two Yankees ain't that good either. You know, you both suck thumbs, you know, and you're a bunch of mama's boys, you know. So you know that.
Speaker 1:And there he is gone.
Speaker 3:Oh dear, oh dear.
Speaker 1:So sorry Damn. How did he ever get to be vice president?
Speaker 2:Just a little word to JB. Read the script.
Speaker 1:Damn, how did he ever get to be?
Speaker 3:vice president, just a little word to JD. Read the script.
Speaker 2:Maybe he should have looked at it in advance. We're trying to lay things, trying to make it easy for JD to look semi-intelligent on the show no, I'm sitting going. What the hell is he saying? But we did learn one thing, totally off script he's really in love with his couch.
Speaker 1:I guess he is most definitely. That's him calling back.
Speaker 2:No, don't answer. Yes, it is. No, we're done with him, that's gone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we'll have to be.
Speaker 2:Well, I can say, is he's A year and a half ago on our show Costello, we thought the Liberace guest was probably the worst.
Speaker 1:We had Nathan, nathan, yeah, we passed that today, with flying colors, he is not going to get I want to be elected.
Speaker 2:He wants to be erected. Okay, he needs that, I can be erected. Okay, he needs that, I can be erected. No, not to be erected. Oh man, I can admit that that's pretty damn funny. They have pins for that now. Sometimes things are so bad, sometimes it just happens to be funny, that was good. Sometimes things are so bad, sometimes it just happens to be fun, it's good.
Speaker 1:It started off as a disaster.
Speaker 2:And ended as a disaster. So what the hey, what the hey.
Speaker 1:Shall, I answer. How's that? That's JD calling us back. I'm sorry, jd. Had to hang up on you there Because we're in the middle of the show, so I'm going to have to hang up on you, jd. Bye, jd.
Speaker 2:Bye buddy, I like it. As soon as we called JD, the first thing he goes was we're going to rehearse that or just get right to it. That was great. Blow it, jd. The first thing he goes was we're going to rehearse that or just get right to it.
Speaker 3:That was great Blow it.
Speaker 2:You didn't tell them that we're going to be putting him on live and we called him. You didn't tell them that?
Speaker 1:Yes, I did. I told them exactly how it was going to go. Someone didn't pay attention. Are we going to rehearse it.
Speaker 2:We're on live, but no shit. Okay, that's too funny. Oh, my God, I want to hear what your sister has to say about this interview. She's our secondary producer and our biggest critic. What the hell is that?
Speaker 1:Biggest fan and biggest critic, that would be Victoria. Our biggest prize winner today is katherine. Uh, my, oh god. What a giveaway. Remember we gave, gave her a million dollars, yeah, and then we checked her how's she doing? She spent all the money, yet that we know she's being we're giving her like four dollars and fifty cents a month over 60 years, so she's probably been able to afford a Big Mac at this point.
Speaker 2:It's kind of like with the voice. I find what they do okay. So I mentioned this before, but I found that again, like on these reality shows, you earn a million dollars. They don't go. Here's a million dollars. They pay them an average of about $2,600 a month, which comes out to about $30,000 a year and spread over 20 years or so 40 years. So you can imagine I won the million and it's going like you'd be dead before you see all of it.
Speaker 1:Oh, hell yeah, it's 40 years. You're right, 40 years. Yes, I mean, that goes for the Voice. They don't do a million dollars, do they yeah?
Speaker 2:that's what they do. They go well, that's all. The contestants are young, in their 20s, so they think well, you have 40 years to go. If you get living to your mid-60s, you'll see all your money. Isn't that exciting? $2,600 a month, woo-wee.
Speaker 1:Woo-hoo. Hey, you know what? I think you almost get that on Social Security.
Speaker 2:I was going to say most homeless people get more than that on their monthly subsidy than you get from winning a big competition.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's awful.
Speaker 2:Yeah, $1,500 a month for 40 years. What we debated doing, though, since we were at the, we debated going on live Tuesday night to do the Kristen Costello election coverage live. As it happens, we could, we could do that.
Speaker 2:I'm really thinking that we should probably do that. If you post it out there, tell our Frenchie producers to get it out there in all the sources TikTok, facebook, instagram, everything and let people know we're going to actually be on, because you know how they send us things out. Hey, they're on live right now so you can click on it and you see us do our thing live and cover the election. Our coverage. You know we would call it the Chris and Costello canceled guys. Erection night coverage, erection night coverage. It's going to be erection night coverage on our end. Are you up for Costello, because it's going to be an erection night coverage on our end, right Gotcha, gotcha.
Speaker 1:I mean, are you up for it?
Speaker 2:No, because you know it's going to be kind of a late night, sure, sure.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Are you good for a good three, four hours for us, a good three or four hours of erection, so we can do our coverage.
Speaker 1:Four hours of an erection. Sure I got the pills. I can do that. I'm going to just I'm going to tape on a popsicle stick and see how
Speaker 2:that works for me. You got the pump. I don't have that, I'll just tape on a popsicle stick saying this had an erection for the whole show.
Speaker 1:Take a popsicle stick down your urethra.
Speaker 2:There you go, just fold it over at the top. That's sick English humor getting graphic again. Did you get done you?
Speaker 4:want to read that so what do you think?
Speaker 2:Are you game? Should we do live? Can we contact our French guys through Slack? This is how we talk to them and let them know that we want to go live to get the word out. We'll do live. Erection night coverage.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we can do that. It's easy, just as we're doing now.
Speaker 2:We can really go for it. We can be the first to get the first projected winner. We'll beat all the networks, all the other streaming devices, Even Amazon's having erection night coverage. They're doing live streaming. John Sears can be on Comedy Central live, all the networks, of course, and all the news outlets. So why not us? And let's beat everybody to it and give the first. You know, just call it and beat everybody else to it and see if we're right when we think we got it.
Speaker 1:We call it, we call it Yep Yep. The winner is Margaret Thatcher.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry she's dead. We can't do her anymore. Best kind of prime minister to have this would be the biggest freaking show I've ever had. The Kristen Costello canceled guy's erection night coverage.
Speaker 3:I'm going to contact the Frenchies.
Speaker 2:When we're done with what you say, let's do it Come on, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:You know what? I'd be sitting here feeling like A baby's arm holding an orange. It'll be great we need to.
Speaker 2:Can you construct us an election night board so we can write electoral votes in there and who's winning what, and give our coverage Is?
Speaker 1:there something we could use. Yeah, an old cardboard box.
Speaker 2:I got a notepad, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:No expense paid here. I'm sure I've got a box.
Speaker 2:I'll just do hand notes and notepad hold up. We can do it that way.
Speaker 1:We just need accuracy and we can do that yeah, yeah, 30 minutes into it you're going. Oh, fuck it. Good night.
Speaker 2:No, no, if we get tired of it, we'll just go and project our winner and just wrap it up yeah, exactly, or we know the winner and it's like, oh shit that too. Yeah, it's not going to be an early thing unless we just throw it in the go. The winner is Robert Kennedy Jr. Good night, yeah. Mr Kennedy, give us the speech I got it I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Speaker 1:Wait a minute, wait a minute. This, just in this, just in yeah, the chick from Veep has won.
Speaker 2:Oh no, That'd be fine, That'd be good. I like Tom a little bit. Julie would be great too. Just to give you guys an example just in case Trump wins, he promised he's going to put Robert Kennedy Jr in charge of everything related to health. Ok, over the CDC overall.
Speaker 4:Robert Kennedy.
Speaker 2:Jr goes, he's going to, he's going to cancel all vaccines. No more vaccines. Ok, that's going to take the fluoride out of water. Fluoride is what makes our teeth nice and strong. You've got to have fluoride so you can't walk around with black, rotten teeth because of Robert Kennedy Jr, and you can't get a vaccine anymore, even if you want one, you know so, oh my God Just say it.
Speaker 1:Excuse me, it's not Robert Downey Jr.
Speaker 2:It's not Robert Downey Jr, it's Kennedy Jr. It talks like this my voice is fucked. I don't know what happened. I don't know what I did.
Speaker 4:I don't know, sorry, sorry, I have a voice box in here or something.
Speaker 2:I need a voice box.
Speaker 1:It'd be JFK Jr. That's who it is.
Speaker 2:RFK Jr RFK.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, so that's who it is RFK Jr. Rfk okay, rfk. So by releasing this health information about, he gets a cabinet position. We're giving away juicy tidbits already before we do our erection night coverage, so we shouldn't give any more inside tidbits anymore. We'll save it for erection night coverage tomorrow night.
Speaker 4:This is Robert Kennedy Jr.
Speaker 2:That's it. That's it.
Speaker 4:That's what it sounds like night coverage and looking at this delayed video, it reminds me of that old geezer who used to be on cnn with his braces. Who's that? Yeah, come on, mr CNN Going back. Oh God, I've just forgotten his name too.
Speaker 2:So CNN only got his Wolf Blitzer no yeah, before that who the hell would that be?
Speaker 1:I don't know the old guy he was. Always he'd move around places, but he was, like you know, the voice of mutual for a really long time, early, early days, earlier days with him. Okay, if you happen to know you got me on that.
Speaker 2:I don't know. The difference tomorrow night between our erection night coverage is that, you know my side of it will be circumcised, the English side will be the uncircumc. Our erection night coverage is that my side of it will be circumcised. The English side will be the uncircumcised erection night coverage and your side Different things in the country, you know.
Speaker 1:You'll have teeth and I'll have stubs.
Speaker 2:English stubs Pretty soon. If you have candy in there, we'll have no fluorides. We'll all have black teeth.
Speaker 1:King Alan, king, alan, king, not Alan.
Speaker 2:King, larry King, larry King. I said God, he just had a show on CNN. He wasn't really a CNN news guy, he just had a Larry King show.
Speaker 1:It was an hour show each night.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he used to be on CNN With suspenders, suspenders like this and give you that look like a frog.
Speaker 1:Yes, looking at the women, and he always had a really young wife, and then he got God. I don't know how many times he got married, but anyway.
Speaker 2:I will give Howard Stern one prop to that. They had him on Larry King one night and he was saying he goes look at me, Larry, look at you. It's a good thing we're famous and have money, because we're two frigging ugly guys. We couldn't get women otherwise we didn't have money, we didn't have fame and money. He looks at him and goes I heard your show once, you sounded like a frog. He goes well, look at you, you do you kind of, do you?
Speaker 1:know. Yes, but he does, he did. He does look like a frog, a demented frog at that, with braces. He's a dead frog. Yeah, I mean I don't know why he had braces, because he only had, like his pants would come up to about tit height right about there. So he had these little braces going into it. Yep, height of fashion, he was too Height of fashion, he was too.
Speaker 2:Height of fashion? No, no, got pretty bad there at the end. Did you want to go to a suck-up show where you get the softball questions? Do you go on the Larry King Live show? Larry King Live, hello Cleveland? Hey, larry, you suck, okay. Hello Detroit, larry you suck, oh shit. Hello Miami, larry you suck. But we have to get ready for tomorrow's extravaganza. We are going to do Chris and Costello erection night coverage. Election night, tuesday night. All in right buddy, All in right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm digging it, man. I know how to set it up here and everything.
Speaker 2:It's done. Okay, yeah, I'll send it. Get the rest of the French and stuff, get things going and we'll set it up. Our erection night coverage will start at 7 pm Eastern time when polls start to close on the eastern part of the United States.
Speaker 1:Okay, Right, I'll have beer. Oh God, it's Chinese tea.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have a big drink right here and have me a big cigar and a big glass of something and I'll be ready to go. Erection night coverage Hopefully we're going to be projecting the right winner. We're going to say it is anyway. We're going to do like Trump. We're going to say it is anyway.
Speaker 1:You know what. You know what we can do. We can do stuff like well, we can play Trump songs.
Speaker 2:I agree. I have plenty of those. He's already putting the word out there. He's getting ready saying the election is all screwed up, cheated and stolen already. He's doing it now. He's putting it out there right now which kind of tells you?
Speaker 1:he thinks he may lose yeah, I think, what me, no. No, it's kind of funny because he's lost any sense of direction when he makes his speeches. Why did he ever have it. The only policy we know of is he's going to put tariffs on things and he's going to give the rich another nice, big, healthy tax cut. Those are the things.
Speaker 2:What does that leave? The canceled radio guys In the shooter? Once you listen to the show and you find out what you said. You're going to be in jail, boy.
Speaker 1:Free. Maybe one of those again. Maybe he's next door, sir. Oh, wait a minute, I can do this, I can change my voice, so they'll never notice me.
Speaker 2:Just start talking like Robert Kennedy Jr. So that way you just oh, wait a minute, I can do this, I can change my voice, so they'll never notice me.
Speaker 1:Just start talking like Robert Kennedy Jr. So that way you just get a cabinet post Robert Downey Jr. Here we go.
Speaker 2:I'm going to Rob Downey Jr Don't go visiting Iron man, it's a different guy.
Speaker 1:Oh sorry, that's appears to be gay Robert.
Speaker 2:Downey Jr. Awfully sorry. All right Time to put the election squeal in there. I have to run. We've got to get ready for tomorrow's live show. Okay, We'll be on live. Kristen Costello canceled Guy's erection night coverage Live.
Speaker 4:Look for your notice.
Speaker 3:It'll be coming to you okay, I want to be a legend. Which wheel Wheel man Wheel?
Speaker 2:Take it right there, gd. There you go. G. Not knowing how to read a script, you take it at the ass right.
Speaker 3:Wheel, wheel, wheel, wheel, wheel, wheel, wheel, which wheel.
Speaker 2:Wheel man tomorrow, Bye.
