Why the WNBA Truly SUCKS & Cloaked Aliens in Vegas?

Are we witnessing the collapse of our constitutional republic, or is it all just smoke and mirrors? Join us as we kick things off with an explosive rant on the current state of politics, expressing our raw frustrations over what we see as blatant constitutional violations and a troubling trajectory for our country. We then pivot to a heated discourse on the WNBA, zeroing in on Caitlin Clark's tumultuous career, the discrimination she allegedly faces, and a recent on-court altercation that has set the sports world ablaze. Throw in some outlandish theories about cloaking aliens in Las Vegas, and you've got a wild ride through the absurdities of modern life.

But the madness doesn't stop there. We take a detour into the bizarre with a family's claim of an alien landing in their Las Vegas backyard. Analyzing police body cam footage and mysterious lights in the sky, we explore forensic expert Scott Roeder's theories about cloaking devices and extraterrestrial intentions. Adding to the chaos, we dissect Giants' tight end Darren Waller's new music video and his recent divorce, using it as a springboard to humorously question the state of modern masculinity. All of this wraps up with our signature mantra, "the truth shall always be free," promising you both thought-provoking and entertaining moments.

Transcript

Speaker 1: 0:02

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it, is now dumber for having listened to it. You don't know what that ought is, mr Trash. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too fucking blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a flamethrower to this place. Do you understand?

Speaker 1: 0:49

the words that are coming out of my mouth. You want answers. I think I'm entitled. You want answers I want the truth.

Speaker 2: 0:57

You can't handle the truth. We've said it once, we've said it before, we've said it a million times the truth shall always be free. This is Tim. It's got off my lawn. The Mad Realms, mad realms of a gen xer.

Speaker 2: 1:06

Oh, I want to talk about the wnba, caitlin clark, and honestly, why it sucks. I'm sorry and that's. I'm not trying to be sexist about this, but we're going to get into that. Also want to talk about cloaking aliens. Of course, the cloaking aliens are in vegas and just want to say right off the bat if you're an alien and you're visiting Vegas, what do they always say? Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. So if you have a cloaking device, you could basically just go around Vegas all you want, because of the fact that who's going to know where you are, who you are or where you are, what you're doing, it doesn't matter if you're an alien, it doesn't matter if you're an alien, it doesn't matter if you're an illegal alien. We got a lot of those.

Speaker 2: 1:53

We're going to get off the Trump topic for a day or two because of the fact that it's just mind-boggling. It really is. It's just. You look at this and you see all of his constitutional rights that were violated. You see, all of his constitutional rights that were violated, and in such a blatant manner that it's. It's so unbecoming that we have now turned into a banana Republic. We've turned into a third world country. We, we, we've turned into a country that we used to make fun of other countries.

Speaker 2: 2:18

I have a friend that lives over in the UK and I asked him does England want to come and take us back? I'll suck the tea that's what she said Out of the harbor, if that helps any, and give it back to you. I've been trying to get into the WNBA and it's been difficult. I'm not going to lie Because, as a basketball purist watching this sport and I use the word loosely sport, it's just. It's just not right. Now.

Speaker 2: 2:46

Caitlin Clark, of course, who's come into the league with all the palms, all the circumstance after the majestic college career, has been a polarizing figure because of the fact that she's white and straight and 30% of the WNBA are evidently lesbians. I didn't know this. I love how they have to report these things. The league has to report this stuff to you about why things are going so horribly wrong with Kaitlyn Clark, that she's white and not a lesbian. I didn't know sexual orientation was. Really. I don't watch sports to say I wonder if she's a lesbian, I wonder if he's gay. Just watch sports for sports. But I guess that's just me. So evidently she's had a Kaitlyn Clark's had a tough time in the WNBA.

Speaker 2: 3:30

She's had a tough time adjusting. She has not become that prolific squirrel that she's been in the past in college and her compadres or the players on her own team and players on her team have basically been just giving her the business, giving her a hard time, making her life difficult. So during last Saturday's game against the Chicago Sky the Indiana Fever is what Clark was played for she got into a little altercation with one of the players and it was interesting because I watched the highlight and stuff. But people got to watch what preluded. What happened On the possession previously. Clark appeared to elbow this woman whose name is Carter. I don't remember her last name, I don't remember her first name, but it appeared to elbow her. But I thought it was unintentional. They were both going for a loose ball and it was late in the third quarter. I think it was Kennedy Clark. So what happened was Clark, who was basically body-checked, kaitlyn Clark before an inbound pass. I mean she literally body-checked her. This should have been. It was upgraded to a flagrant foul and fined on Sunday. But it should have been a flagrant foul and find on Sunday but it should have been a flagrant foul immediately. And then she called her a bitch and the whole thing I love the word they always use it was a whole bit kerfluffle. I never understood the word kerfluffle but if you look at it, yeah, she pretty much did body check the girl and it should be a foul, it should be a suspension.

Speaker 2: 5:02

And I love it because Caitlyn's been getting this type of business all through, uh, all through her early career in the wmba. Uh, and I guess what's her name? Angela reese, who was her. I guess her, um, I, I guess her. I mean, what do you want to? I don't, I guess she. She was her main competitor in college. I gotta admit I don't watch, but kind of watch women's college basketball.

Speaker 2: 5:26

She evidently was cheering and hugging her friend or hugging the player, clark, after she excuse me, carter, after she body checked Kaitlyn Clark. And I love it because this Angela Reese woman is also the same woman that came out not too long ago before the NBA draft and said I'm trying to be, I'm tired of being objectified as a woman, I'm an athlete. And then she basically turns around and says here, hold my beer, I have to go get naked for a magazine or I have to go do a swimsuit issue. You don't want to be objectified as a woman, but then you pose naked and everything else in all these magazines to make money. Does anyone else see the quandary here? So evidently she's hugging her player, for you know her teammate for body checking, caitlin. So Caitlin's just getting the business for everyone. There was even a point in time where, after a loss, they have the news conference and Caitlin was out on the court signing autographs for the young fans and two of her compadres were facing the new, facing the press. I think there was one person probably there, um, and Caitlin tried to come in and they basically took her chair and pushed it forward so Caitlin couldn't sit down. Now these are people on her own team, so even her own team hates her. Then you have the former ESPN pundit, was it Jameel Hill? She's basically saying that you know people only like Kayla Clark because she's white and she's straight.

Speaker 2: 6:56

And I think about this and I think about the WNBA, which is subsidized by the NBA, who draws extremely small crowds and wherever the Caitlin Clark goes, she sells out, they sell out and they lost $10 million last year, even being subsidized with the NBA. And the players are complaining well, we're not making enough money. They make millions. We only make like 60 grand. Well, if you make 60 grand, that's probably 55 grand more than you should be making, because I watched the games. I watched them and your salary is based off of revenue. So I don't know how many teams are in the WNBA, but if your salary is based off of revenue and you're negative, $10 million divided by let's just say there's 18 teams, let's say there's 20 teams, so let's just say there's 200 players in the league. So that's negative $10 million divided by 200 should give you the amount of salary you should be getting Because you're subsidized by the NBA and you are still losing money.

Speaker 2: 8:01

And now you have this person that is coming into your league and they are bringing the press, they are bringing new fans, they are breathing new life into the league and all you can do is bash her because she's white and straight. Does anyone else see why this is just so fucking crazy? Because she's white and straight. Does anyone else see why this is just so fucking crazy? Does anyone get why this is just insane? She's white and she's straight and she's bringing new fans in the league, so you could potentially make more money and you could potentially have a better salary, because you may actually have some revenue sharing, because you might have some revenue to share and the league may gain in popularity. But you're jealous of her because she got a record shoe deal for a woman's basketball player, so you're jealous of her popularity instead of sitting there and cheering her on as she could potentially ignite a firestorm for the league. It's not going to happen, because I've seen the crowds. It's not going to happen, but instead you are going to go against her. You are going to make her life even more difficult because she's white and she's straight. Wow, and she's straight. Wow.

Speaker 2: 9:20

Not only the fact that if you've ever really watched WNBA, I would rather watch high school JV basketball. There was one game I think it's the New York Liberty, I can't remember who they were playing. The other night there was literally like three air balls in a row On three consecutive possessions. The style of play and the play itself is just. It's just boring to watch. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2: 9:47

I mean, you know, if you want to be a WNBA fan, that's great, but I've said this a million times before and I'll say it again. You know, don't piss down my leg and tell me it's raining, because these games aren't good to watch. They're not fun to watch. We had one game which was 70-47. We had one game 77-68. We had another game 78-81. We had another game that was 73-61. The highest scoring game of the night was 88-82. I mean these games are just atrocious. They really are. I mean I don't even think how, as a basketball purist, can you look at this and watch this and be like, wow, that's just really good.

Speaker 2: 10:28

After you watch the NBA, after you watch an NBA finals or starting to watch NBA finals, how do you watch that and then go to this? It's literally like playing on the brand new Xbox and then going and playing on the original Xbox Kind of hurts your head, kind of squint a little. You got to kind of shake your head like what the fuck is going on here. And I love it because they have a chance to move forward in this league for their league. They have a chance to gain a new fan base. They have this opportunity to breathe some excitement into life, into a league that lost $10 million last year, but instead they bash the player who could potentially do this for them. Yeah, think about that. You know what I'm waiting for. Of course, I doubt that'll happen. I'm waiting for a trans woman or a trans I guess it would be a trans woman to come in and come into the league. I'm waiting for someone like LeBron James, even in his advanced age, come in wearing, come into the league and say, oh, I'm LeBron-ia James and watch him score 107 every night. That's what I'm waiting for. That's what I'm waiting for. I'm waiting for that. So I guess it was April of of last year.

Speaker 2: 12:01

There was a, there was a video. It was april 23rd, 2023, april 30th, excuse me, 2023 um, where a family actually said that an alien landed in their backyard in vegas. Now there is literally police video of the the lights in the sky Las Vegas is the sky and you could see them on the camera from the police officers' body cam and from their patrol vehicle. And you take a look at it and you sit there and you say, ok, well, that is kind of weird. And they go into the back and there's videos of this. The family goes into backyard and and they're looking around and they don't see anything in the backyard. Well, evidently you had some people that, some some forensic evidence persons. This gentleman is a highly publicized criminal. You know, he works. He's a this guy what's his name? Scott Roeder, who is an expert who has testified in highly publicized criminal cases in reference to video forensics. He's a crime scene reconstruction analyst.

Speaker 2: 13:05

Believes that there was some kind of cloaking device used by these aliens in the backyard, because there is a small snippet of the video where they've highlighted where you can see an alien. And, of course, again, this is in Vegas, this is in Sin City, so I'm not really sure how they use this cloaking device, but, like I said, I kind of want to get one. I kind of want to get one. And initially, their report claims were back in, back in 2023, that the UFO crash landed, even though there was no, there was no way, no ship was found and this again was at 1225 am in the morning, of course, and this family, like I said, there's body cam footage from the police officers. There's all this stuff going on, but it just kills me that you could see, you know, you could see evidently in this video I look for it and I see it over and over again that there's something on the corner of the fence and they've highlighted in green and it's an alien. It's an eight foot alien, eight foot person and, like I said, this gentleman who's a crime scene recreator is also the one that's basically saying yeah, this is all true and there's a vacant lot behind this family's house and evidently there are perfect circles that they're saying in this vacant lot that where the alien ship crashed the plot's getting thicker.

Speaker 2: 14:34

Why did these come over through the border? It'd be a lot fucking easier than taking the spaceship, you know kind of like tractor beam yourself down to the planet, jump over into Mexico, walk across the border. No one's going to fucking notice. You're an eight, nine foot alien with big green eyes or green skin, shiny skin. No one's going to fucking notice if you go through the border. What the hell? We got Chinese nationals coming in here that are well-financed, well-grouped, sitting there with all the same types of tents, cell phones and all types of equipment, and we know they're not up to and they're all middle-aged military. Excuse me, they're all young, military-aged men. They're not up to. No good, nothing to see here.

Speaker 2: 15:14

Anyone watch the movie 1984, red Dawn, not the most recent one. Go watch Red Dawn. I believe it was in 1984, go watch Red Dawn and then tell me how scary some of this shit is, so evidently there's aliens. Like I said, they've cloaked in the vice. There's a vacant lot behind the building where they can show almost perfect circles where the aliens landed. And then you got Google Earth. You always go on Google Earth and I love Google Earth because you see strange shit on Google Earth. They show the vacant. Go on Google Earth and I love Google Earth because you know you can. You see strange shit on Google Earth and they show the vacant lot on Google Earth and you're like, oh my God, there are circles there, shit man. But then you take a look at when the picture was taken from Google Earth and it was taken like six months prior to the alien landing.

Speaker 2: 15:57

So are the aliens using this as a jump off point to go to Vegas? Are they using this so they can go see the Christina Aguilera show? You know, if you've got a cloaking device, there's no reason for you to have to pay to go see Celine Dion. I don't think Celine Dion's anymore. I know J-Lo got kicked out because they're not going to pay her because her tour and everything's tanking, but evidently if you want to go to Vegas, you land in these people's backyard. Maybe this is like a bus station, maybe this is like a wayward bus station. That's what I'm thinking, that's what I'm kind of thinking. And of course, you have the government come out and release some of their files saying, yes, there are very many anomalies in reference to aliens and other things. You know they weren't going to a WNBA game. You know that.

Speaker 2: 16:48

I have to laugh because I'm watching Darren Waller Giants tight end. He's an alleged musician I do use the word alleged and he did a video. He came out of the video and he's a rapper, but he sang in this video. And he came out of the video because him and his wife were getting divorced after a year and she plays for the Las Vegas basketball team and evidently she is divorcing him.

Speaker 2: 17:10

And I just find it interesting that if you watch the video, I look at it and I go where have all the men gone in this world? I go where have all the men gone in this world? I mean, have we all been sucked up by the aliens? Are we all somewhere, just kind of hang out going, listen, we're going to keep our testosterone and we're going to put it in these bottles over here. This way, you know, if we break in the case of war, because then we'll take these testosterone bottles out Just go watch the Darren Waller video Type in Darren Waller music video and you just have to watch that. So I'd like to, as much as I possibly can. I'd like to welcome and invite the aliens here to planet Earth. Make sure you keep jumping off in Vegas, make sure you don't go to watch a WNBA game and, as always, this is Tim. We've said it once, we've said it before the truth shall always be free. This is Get Off my Lawn the Mad Ramblings of a Dimexer and I'm out you.