Join me as we explore the intricate dance of sexual satisfaction, emphasizing the importance of communication and mutual satisfaction. Learn how to make your sex life more gratifying, regardless of your or your partner's size preference, be it small, medium, large, or extra-large. With practical advice and a sprinkle of humor, this episode promises to be both enlightening and entertaining. So, tune in and let's navigate the jungle of bananas and nuts together!
Join me as we explore the intricate dance of sexual satisfaction, emphasizing the importance of communication and mutual satisfaction. Learn how to make your sex life more gratifying, regardless of your or your partner's size preference, be it small, medium, large, or extra-large. With practical advice and a sprinkle of humor, this episode promises to be both enlightening and entertaining. So, tune in and let's navigate the jungle of bananas and nuts together!
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Welcome to A Queen's Opinion. My name is Queen, my voice, my opinion and your listening ears. We are continuing our topic A Man's World, topics related to dealing with men, and in this episode we're talking about bananas and nuts. Does size really matter in the bedroom? Bananas and nuts Does size really matter in the bedroom? Just like I took you on a journey with sugar and honey elixir, I'm going to take you on a journey today through the jungle where we are seeking bananas and nuts. The jungle is full of all kinds of bananas and nuts, so we must seek out the ones that are going to give us the best possible satisfaction and nutrients for our bodies and relationships.
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Many times women don't get satisfied in the bedroom with the bananas we have brought home and eaten. Does size really matter in the bedroom? Overall, I say yes. Why should we lay on our backs, sit on our knees right on top and then be asked to open our mouths and work so hard for an unsatisfying, unfulfilling banana? I want women to know bananas should be satisfying. I want women to know bananas should be satisfying.
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Bananas can be fulfilling if the right size is presented with the right attitude, movement and feelings. Many women don't feel empowered to let the man know that they are not satisfied. We have the right to say get off me, stop. This is not working for me and I am not satisfied Realizing that selecting the right banana makes your relationship life fun, easier and smoother inside and outside the bedroom. The first thing I would say is no one size banana can please all women and the right size can be unfulfilling if the man doesn't know how to handle the banana in the bedroom. So let's talk banana sizes Small six to seven inches. Medium, seven to eight inches. Large eight to nine inches. Extra large nine inches or longer, baby.
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As stated earlier, one size doesn't satisfy all women. For the women who like it small, they may require more movement and ambiance to generate the feeling for a climax. The body-to-body movement grinding softly and slowly, you know the intentional movements towards each other, the ambience of the location room no lights, maybe candles, flowers, soft, low music all can play a role in satisfying this type of banana lover. Quality over length may work. The medium banana lovers wanting the seven to eight inches requires a little less ambiance and more movement to generate the feeling for a climax. These women don't care where the love making takes place, but have a high demand for strong body movement. She wants to feel all the thrusting, sweat and dirty talking in her ear which satisfies her needs. The large and extra large banana lovers have the same requirements, which is to deliver ultimate length and firmness of the banana. You see, the small and medium banana lovers have their firmness too, but not to the degree of these bananas. Women who love the large and extra large have high expectations and demand a strong delivery of an expected climax each and every time. Men who carry these extra large bananas are finding it hard to locate a woman who can manage their banana, or at least that's what I heard in the streets. These bananas guarantee long lasting, slow, strong, thrusting strong hands over the body, multiple positions, location doesn't matter and firmness until all your sugar and honey juices flood your body that you can't help but to give way to the climax.
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Some people may wonder is having a banana every day good for the body? Yes, yes, bananas have such good benefits, but just like anything, too much can be unhealthy. I told you we have to regulate the sugar and honey elixir so our men won't catch diabetes. The same thing goes for us women. We have to regulate our intake of bananas. Having a banana every day has benefits like improving your blood pressure, strengthening your heart, good for your skin, plus, it counts as exercise. Not to mention we get that overall calorie burn. Sex improves relationships and communication as well as overall daily life. Having bananas each day is fine, but, just like sugar and honey, too much of anything isn't good for you. We don't want our men to become overworked, do we? If you're married with small children, or should say children under the age of 18, working a full-time job, just having a banana three times a week is fine. However, we have those women out there that need a daily banana just to keep the right mindset, to make it through the day. I'm not mad at you, do you boo, do you? For those women over the age of 55, sticking to the three days a week is fine, fine, fine. Days a week is fine, fine, fine.
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We have talked about the bananas in the jungle, but you can't talk about bananas unless you talk about the nuts too. For those of you who still haven't caught on to the bananas and nuts, let me be very blunt and clear. A banana is the penis and the nuts are the scrotum, aka nutsack. Now that we have made that clear. Shall we continue?
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Bananas and nuts have you ever wondered why men don't like to take baths but prefer the shower? Anytime men get in any water, it has to be the perfect temperature. Well, that's because when those nuts get too cold, honey, they shrink like a bag of prunes or raisins. If the water is too cold, nuts will draw up closer to the banana to get the body heat for more blood circulation. Ladies, be careful with that water temperature. If the water is too hot, oh, that's just as bad, because now the balls will drop like a fragile egg. So let's be mindful of that. Ladies, we want our bananas and nuts to always be the right size and temperature. We don't want to damage the scrotum or nuts, because they protect the testicles, which houses the powerful dose of sperm to fertilize our eggs and produce a beautiful child. Firm, to fertilize our eggs and produce a beautiful child. We want to ensure those nuts are comfortable and at the right temperature so that those testicles get full and strong, because they're going to push the penis to peak fitness and deliver the explosive climax that we seek. Deliver the explosive climax that we seek.
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Does size really matter, queen? Yes, it matters, because, as a woman, we want to be satisfied and fulfilled, just like a man. A woman never has to question if she's satisfied a man or not, because he releases his sperm and fills her cavity and we can feel it, we can see it and we know. Because he turns over exhausted on his back, he is finished with sex for the day, or at least for the next four to six hours. A woman, if she's not satisfied, usually will fake it to make her man feel good and confident about his banana nuts. I don't want any women to have sex or make love and not be satisfied with the banana and nuts. Ladies, we must learn a better way to stroke a man's confidence in his banana than to fake an orgasm. Ladies, only you know what satisfies you, only you know what you like, and it is up to us to educate the man on what we want and need when it comes to lovemaking. Does size really matter in the bedroom? Yes, it matters. Yes, it matters because you matter.
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