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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Outtakes] #70
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Support the show & get subscriber-only content.Ever found yourself wondering how the Easter Bunny became associated with a holiday steeped in religious tradition? We sure did, and that's exactly the rabbit hole we tumble down in our latest podcast episode. As we gear up for recording, you're treated to the raw and unfiltered moments that usually remain off-air. You'll be privy to the quirky Easter customs that bridge the United States to Sweden, and even discover the shadowy past that lurks behind our beloved holiday practices. But that's not all; we also find ourselves musing over pop culture icons like the Joker and Harley Quinn, despite admitting that our knowledge of their backstories isn't exactly encyclopedic.
But what's Easter without a little fun? Join us as we chat about the undeniable charm of bunny ears and the pivotal role of food in the holiday festivities. We'll give you a behind-the-scenes tour of our recording blunders, the genuine pressure of the "performer's spotlight," and the laughable trials of penning a whimsical limerick. Our conversation is a blend of zesty teasing, reflexive contemplation, and of course, heaps of chuckles. So if you're in for an amusing, candid glance at our podcast-making escapades and a chance to learn some curious Easter tidbits, this episode is your golden egg.
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Awkward Conversational Warm-Up
Speaker 1Push the button.
Speaker 2Button pushed. Okay, so now we have to talk for like half an hour.
Speaker 1No, yeah, and then we'll take a break.
Speaker 2This is going to be an hour of recording.
Speaker 1Alright, let's get going then.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Can we just get started? Yeah, we can do that, okay.
Speaker 2Do you have any idea what we're going to talk about today?
Speaker 1Well, I told you To do some research. That Okay. Do you have any idea what we're going to talk about today?
Speaker 2Well, I told you To do some research. Yeah, yes, do you have research about your countries.
Speaker 1No, but that's not the point. I want to know yours, because I know nothing.
Speaker 2You know nothing, you don't celebrate.
Speaker 1You can't add this to the beginning either.
Speaker 2Okay, just a breath Okay, just a breath Okay. But it's outtakes. Yeah, it's always good with that, ipex, I think. I think I was trying to say something.
Speaker 1Okay, you ruined it. I know I do that. I'm kidding the countries and stuff.
Speaker 2Don't you celebrate Easter in?
Speaker 1the States, yeah, but I want to know yours because I want to be educated.
Speaker 2You know, I looked into it a little bit, A little bit Okay. What do you want me to say? That you A lot bit.
Speaker 1Yeah, a lot of it. No, I didn't, for my sake.
Speaker 2I didn't, but I have looked at it.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And found some interesting things. Maybe not very good things either.
Speaker 1Okay, bad things, bad things. Well, you know, that's usually how traditions start. Yeah, with bad things.
Speaker 2Yeah, makes me not proud to be a Swedish, an American, an American. Yeah, makes me not proud to be a?
Speaker 1Swedish An.
Speaker 2American. An American yeah, that's what I was trying to almost say, but a Swede Makes me not proud to be a Swede.
Speaker 1Well, I want to know it anyway.
Speaker 2Yeah, okay, but maybe we should start this. What's wrong? Uh-huh.
Speaker 1Uh-huh, like a joker laugh. Yeah, you should be the next joker and I can be harley quinn, you could? I heard it's not the best relationship no but a lot of people want to be them, so, oh yeah, no but a lot of people want to be them.
Speaker 2So, oh yeah, who would you prefer to be of those two?
Speaker 1I don't know either of them, so I don't know.
Speaker 2Oh, you don't know them.
Speaker 1I know who they are.
Speaker 2I don't know the story, I don't know them personally.
Speaker 1No, I've never met them and. I've never watched their movies.
Speaker 2Okay, so no, no, that's a no, okay, so no, no, that's a no.
Speaker 1They're not very good people any of them. Okay, are we going to start?
Speaker 2Yeah, let's do that. We had a few minutes, of you know, warm up.
Speaker 1Yeah, Today is going to be a bottle episode because I just I want to get through it and be done.
Speaker 2Okay, I'm glad it's me.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm glad it's me. Yeah, I'm glad it's you yeah. I had the nice one last week.
Speaker 2Yeah. It was a little way too deep yeah. It was okay.
Speaker 1You have to open your monster.
Speaker 2Yes, before or after it's before. What the fuck I just remembered.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, Song fuck. It sounded like a song fuck.
Speaker 2No, I. What is that?
Speaker 1Song fuck.
Speaker 2Yeah, that word is not suitable for today's episode.
Speaker 1It's not suitable for children.
Speaker 2No, not for today's episode. Last week it was okay.
Speaker 1I guess you'll have to cut that. Huh Sounds weird, is it weird?
Speaker 2okay, I guess you'll have to cut that huh Sounds weird, Is it weird?
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2How would you say it?
Speaker 1R, what R?
Speaker 2Holiday R.
Speaker 1No, they are out.
Speaker 2Okay, my sister is out.
Speaker 1Her, she and her family.
Speaker 2Ah, okay, that's R Okay yeah, r, but it sounds more like my sister and her family is out. Her family, it's one family.
Speaker 1But you're including her. That's a plural.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, but she's part of the family.
Speaker 1No, she's not. No, she's not, she has nothing to do with it my sister's family is. Yeah, because that's a family. That's one thing. Yeah, your sister and something else are. Okay yeah, are you going to get?
Speaker 2mad at me. No, but I just want to get it straight Because I didn't feel like it was that wrong. Okay, you can keep it as it is. Yeah, I was more thinking about the Easter holiday. Is that something you can?
Speaker 1say yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, that was the thing I was thinking, because I noticed grammatical mistakes from last week. I mean, I do that in other episodes too and I'm like I'm not, this isn't my first language, so it's okay. Who cares? Really no one cares. I first language, so it's okay. Who cares really?
Speaker 1No one cares, I just wanted to help.
Speaker 2Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1And I didn't want to. If I did catch a grammatical mistake last week, it's because I didn't want to have this kind of conversation when I'm not editing. Okay. Or I'm editing when I'm not editing.
Speaker 2Oh, oh, yeah, okay yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, are we good? Yes, Okay. She's out with her family.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, I think, so I don't remember what the sentence was, even.
Speaker 1I think that was it. Yeah, okay For the Easter holidays.
Speaker 2Hmm, um.
Speaker 1Why does he have to scream? I?
Speaker 2don't know.
Speaker 1I really wasn't a fan of him yesterday, neither of them between him and ron swanson. Both of them were just being idiots yeah the entire time, so closed-minded? Yeah, not my kind of people no linda liked me, though, so that made me feel better yeah. Yeah, she was also really annoyed yeah, it was like, of course I have to defend these people. I was that person.
Speaker 2I have to defend the, the girl I used to be yeah it's a tough time, you know what was we, what were we talking about then?
Speaker 1Yesterday.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Um well, yesterday we were talking about men breastfeeding.
Speaker 2Oh, yeah, yeah and.
Speaker 1Johannes said that's absurd.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And I was like you know what's absurd? It's like that's so unnatural. Nature is made for blah blah blah, sexist, this and that and everything. And it's like, well, well, I mean, how is the man really supposed to bond if? Yeah you know that's the natural way of bonding. And what if the mom's not there? Like it would be best if the man could breastfeed with some kind of help device yeah yeah, that would be best yeah and I mean, mind you, I'm very pro breastfeeding, like I did it all the time everywhere I went.
Speaker 1I I didn't really care, no, okay, and so then, uh, yeah, I was like you know, I just throw the dads away as a joke really really. And what was Ron Swanson saying? I don't know. I don't know what he was saying. It was annoying, though.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm not a big fan of either of those.
Speaker 1It's so disappointing. I really wanted to like him.
Speaker 2Yeah, and I really don't like the way he just came over to our table.
Speaker 1I really don't like the way he just came over to our table. He was kind of talking from a distance and then he slowly snuck over.
Speaker 2Yeah, and I wasn't a big fan when he was talking from a distance either.
Speaker 1I think it's my fault, because I just I wanted to like him. Yeah, and when he started talking, I started getting excited because I wanted to talk to him, and now I don't really want to talk to him anymore. Yeah, and when he started talking, I started getting excited because I wanted to talk to him, and now I don't really want to talk to him anymore.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1It feels like everything he says just annoys me. Oh, you're in that kind of mood now Like, excuse me. What's that supposed to mean no? What the heck.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1You don't talk like that.
Speaker 2No, no, no, I don't know.
Speaker 1I mean coming from you. It would be different Because we're close, we know each other. Yeah, but he just bases it off of. What A slight comment. Maybe I don't even know what I said or did.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1Just random person. Oh, it's gonna be like that or whatever.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, no. Thank you Like no, thank you no.
Speaker 1Okay, I'm sorry Rant over. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2Does any of this even go to the outtakes?
Speaker 1Yes, but you can flip names.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Even Ron Swanson. No, that one you can keep, I guess.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Because it's not really a name. Then we need a nickname.
Speaker 2For I don't know, nickname for yeah, we don't have that what's something that's like really loud um and I'm nauseous. Yeah, we have to figure that one out it's gonna show up in a movie yeah and then we can take that yeah, yeah, well, we have to think, because I'm thinking it has to be some character that's.
Speaker 1What was the robot in the Terminator that kept waking me up? What was his name?
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't know, I don't know, I'm not even sure what robot you were talking about. Yes, I, I know, you know.
Speaker 1I know, you know, I know, you know, I don't know Whatever. Anyway, we were sleeping. Neither of us know, no. It was a boobie I really don't have that much of a sex life. You and I have never seen a boobie before.
Speaker 2That's a boobie to me.
Speaker 1It looks like a boobie to me. All right, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 2Okay, it was about Sylvester Stallone, and he was breastfeeding.
Speaker 1Oh my god, no, he wasn't.
Speaker 2Okay, so this movie is about a Disney princess who, thank you, you're welcome, princess, who you're welcome, um, who meets, or it's uh, an evil queen who you know, pushes her to the real world instead of she's a cartoon in the beginning.
Speaker 1what I was say how does it start? Ew, what?
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Really.
Speaker 2Okay, so it really starts with Palmsundagen.
Speaker 1Was that last Sunday?
Speaker 2Yes, okay so, and Palm Sunday Palm yeah Sunday.
Speaker 1All right, yeah, is that a tree or a hand?
Speaker 2I think it sounds more like a tree.
Speaker 1Okay. I really there's no palm trees out here, no.
Speaker 2Okay, so the believers are, I guess, like the Christian people, some kind of Christian. I really don't know.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2They are walking with the like branches of palms in their hands.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And I Are those the branches with the feathers on them.
Speaker 1I believe. So Okay, um and I, uh, are those the branches with the feathers on them?
Speaker 2I believe so.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And uh.
Speaker 1Those are polkagrisar.
Speaker 2Polkagrisar.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1No, okay, what are they?
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 1What are they?
Speaker 2Polkagrisar.
Speaker 1No, the sticks with the feathers on them.
Speaker 2Oh uh, oh yeah, oh you talk about. Okay.
Speaker 1No, what are they?
Speaker 2You know the feathers? It's post-gris, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1What are the purpose?
Speaker 2of those and why, and what's going on. Okay, so why do people put feathers on? You know what? I'm gonna, um, skip the whole palm sound because I didn't get it okay, but I I'm so then you just slice it and move it, okay. Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1Okay, or just take out this part or just silence it. You can mute this part that you're going to cut anyway. Yeah, copy and paste it and then silence this part.
Speaker 2Yeah, okay, that's even better.
Speaker 1Yeah, to make it authentic, yes.
Speaker 2Okay, skjertus.
Speaker 1Feathers Gay people no, no.
Speaker 2That sounds like a swear. Yeah, the thing is. Oh yes, the passion of Christ.
Speaker 1Okay.
Easter Celebration Chit-Chat
Speaker 2Can I say that I guess Hello, okay. Easter what do you use? What's a typical Easter of the body?
Speaker 1I don't know bunny ears.
Speaker 2Yeah, I guess so. Oh, that's um. What do you even eat? I already said egg, so um hard-boiled eggs. Yeah, wait, do you have like a egg?
Speaker 1I'm sorry, what Candy? Yeah, that's food.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, I mean you're gonna have to do this also, yeah.
Speaker 1After the astronaut Two Bs, two Bs, two Bs. Is it two Bs, two Bs? It is Two Bs. Yeah, b-b, two Bs.
Speaker 2Is it W-I-C-H, t-c-h? Is it? Yeah, wish, I know I'm bad at this. Shut up You're laughing, sorry what. I'm going to pause it, okay.
Speaker 1Are you going to record it? Okay, it's recording.
Speaker 2Okay, are you going to record it? Okay, it's recording, okay. That's why I said up with your head With a limerick.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And I did the limerick. Then there was that Was it good enough it?
Speaker 1was good.
Speaker 2Yeah, if you don't think what I didn't do, the thing.
Speaker 1No, you wanted to.
Speaker 2Did you hear that?
Speaker 1I didn't do the thing. No, you wanted to. Did you hear that I? Heard it, oh God yeah.
Speaker 2Oh my God, I'm going to keep all of that, okay.
Speaker 1Oh, I just want to be over with. Okay, okay, go ahead, please yeah.