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#71: The Man Without Fruit
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In which Lauren & Mattias talk about everything Jackie Chan in celebration of his 70th birthday! They wrap up their Jackie Chan era for movie night and discuss everything from their favorite movies to quizzing each other on lesser known Jackie facts.
Content:
- Opening
- Batteries
- Jackie Chan theme!
- Weekly check in
- Movie on!
- Movie day:
- Cannonball Run
- Cannonball Run 2
- Hop
- Who Am I
- Disenchanted
- Movie day:
- Intermission
- Lauren’s top 10 Jackie Chan movies
- Mattias’ bottom 5 and top 10 Jackie Chan movies
- Jackie Chan quiz by Mattias: swedish titles
- Jackie Chan Quiz by Lauren: Lesser known facts
- Mad Libs with Jackie Chan themed words
- Wrap up
- Limerick
- Advice
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Speaker 2Can you look behind you in one of those little drawers? Can you get a AAA battery? You know which one that is.
Speaker 1The small one. Yeah, I know where it is.
Speaker 2No, that's not even me trying to make you feel stupid.
Speaker 1No. Some people actually don't know what a AAA battery is for some reason, and I don't understand why. No, it's okay.
Speaker 2Why do people not know what a AAA and a AA is Like? Why I?
Speaker 1don't know, I know.
Speaker 2Why don't people know these things? It's obvious, like I don't know, I know. Why don't people know these things? It's obvious Like it's so simple. Yeah, and these kind of things bother me.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2They upset me. I don't like it.
Speaker 1No, AAA. Is that like if you get a breakdown or something I mean with a car?
Speaker 2There's a AAA service, yeah, yes. And AA, that's alcoholics, that is alcoholics, anonymous. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's true, you are right.
Speaker 1And that's the episode. Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty.
Speaker 2Hello.
Speaker 1My name is Matthias.
Speaker 2And I'm Lauren.
Speaker 1Yes, you are yes, yeah.
Speaker 2Was that it?
Speaker 1Yeah, now we've started.
Speaker 2Okay, awesome, right, did you start.
Speaker 1I did.
Speaker 2Okay, that sounds like we're starting yeah.
Speaker 1Okay, so today we're gonna have like a Jackie Chan theme. Jackie Chan- theme Okay. Yes, I decided You've got this all figured out Kind of Awesome. We can still do the week if you want to.
Speaker 2Yeah, I guess we could.
Speaker 1Because I mean I have like three segments about Jackie.
Speaker 2Okay, did you want to tell me about your week?
Speaker 1I never have interesting weeks. I had a pretty bad start yesterday.
Speaker 2Thursday.
Speaker 1I didn't feel too well. My stomach was very weird and my whole body was kind of hurting aching. But it got better and today I'm better and I'm so glad for that, since it's a special weekend.
Speaker 2It is.
Speaker 1Very special.
Speaker 2What's happening this weekend then?
Speaker 1We are going to have a Jackie Chan-themed weekend as well, and we're going to have the live Mad Libs.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, we're going to play some games and watch some documentaries.
Speaker 2And we spent today listening to Jackie Chan's music.
Speaker 1Yes, we did Very fun.
Speaker 2It was fun.
Speaker 1I liked it.
Speaker 2I'm glad you did.
Speaker 1Although I don't think any of us understood very well what they were singing about.
Speaker 2No, but it sounds nice anyway.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean, I only listen for the melody anyway. So yeah, Do you have anything to say about your week?
Speaker 2Last weekend I finished up cleaning out the yard so I could, you know, plant stuff in the spring.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And then today it snowed. I was going to get blueberries to plant in the yard and set up the flower area and it snowed, so I don't think I'm doing any of that this weekend.
Speaker 1No, no, it's not funny.
Speaker 2It's kind of sad.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm not laughing. That was me crying.
Speaker 2It looked really nice, and then it got really windy throughout the week, so we have chairs that have fallen from where they're supposed to be Fallen chairs. And like cushions are in the raspberry bushes and the trampoline blew into the gazebo and it's just, it's a problem. And then it snowed, yep.
Speaker 1So here we are.
Speaker 2Awesome weather.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's not great, no it's awesome, it could a problem, and then it snowed, yep.
Speaker 2So here we are Awesome weather. Yeah, it's not great.
Speaker 1No, it's awesome.
Speaker 2It could be better, could be more awesome. When is winter going to end?
Speaker 1I don't know. I would say, maybe next month.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Because April is one of those, you know. You really don't know Whether or not it's going to be good weather or not.
Speaker 2Right, it makes sense If you think about it.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Sick child got glasses. He's adorable.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I love his face so cute. He doesn't like to wear them though.
Speaker 1No, he doesn't.
Speaker 2And they're a little bit big on him.
Speaker 1A little bit big on him. A little bit big on him.
Speaker 2A little bit big on him. A little bit big on him. This is just how I talk. You're going to make fun of me the whole time.
Speaker 1Of course.
Speaker 2Okay and yeah, that's all I think that I had to share.
Speaker 1Okay, very nice, thank you, you're welcome. Okay, so Transition Transition, transition Is that the transition music. Yeah, from now on.
Speaker 2Beatbox for me.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Thank you.
Speaker 1You're welcome.
Speaker 2And then today is Friday. Yes, it's April 5th. Fifth, can you say that word? Fifth, okay, it's better than me.
Speaker 1Yay 2024. Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2That's the year and we watched movies.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2So would you like to movie on?
Speaker 1Yeah, let's movie on.
Speaker 2Let's do that.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, we didn't even mention the movie day we had. On Monday we had a movie day and we watched Cannonball Runner.
Speaker 2We had a movie day and we watched Cannonball Runner.
Speaker 1Cannonball Run.
Speaker 2And Cannonball Run 2. And we also watched one more movie yeah, hold on, hold on, hop. Yeah, that was it Really quickly. The movies were very funny. Yeah, at least the Cannonball Run movies were really funny. At least the Cannonball Run movies were really funny. They had a bunch of older. Well, to us now actors.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2A lot of them. I had heard their names but never actually seen them in any movies. So it was a fun experience. Yeah, and Jackie Chan was in them and he was very funny as well.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Hop was an animated Easter movie, which was also pretty good.
Speaker 1Yeah, I enjoyed that one too. Yeah, it was like a Christmas movie, but about Easter.
Speaker 2Yeah, and it was also good. Yeah, do we have to add anything more?
Speaker 1No, Cool, I liked all three movies.
Speaker 2Yeah, they were all good.
Speaker 1Hmm, okay, now we can continue with.
Speaker 2Tonight we watched who Am I and Disenchanted.
Speaker 1True. Yeah, I have to confirm or deny if what you're saying is true or false.
Speaker 2That's correct.
Speaker 1Yeah, and it's true.
Speaker 2Thank you.
Speaker 1Everything you're saying is true. Not everything, but probably, but right now it was.
Speaker 2Okay, I'm going to tell you about who Am I.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2In this movie there is Jackie Chan. You're going to be extremely disappointed. I'm going to just warn you right now. Okay, so Jackie falls from the sky and loses his memory and then he becomes a native African. They're in Africa. He becomes a native in Africa and does native people things, but he doesn't know who he is. So his name turns into who am I? Who am I, hello, who am I? And they say things like that. And then Jackie finds some people and saves someone's brother and they take him somewhere else and he's trying to figure out who he is and find his identity and people who might know him, and no one is helpful no no one really wants to tell him who he is, because I guess he was a part of something that maybe wasn't good yeah, like a um science experiment.
Speaker 1Special ops. That's highly classified, you know, yeah, so no one gets to know about it, and that's why he doesn't get to know who he is, since he was part of it.
Speaker 2Yeah, kind of. And there's bad guys who won't tell him who he is and he beats them up Because they won't tell him who he is and he beats them up Because they won't tell him who he is. Tell me, tell me. That was an exact quote. And he just gave away the movie.
Speaker 1Oh, I'm sorry, Spoiler alert yeah.
Speaker 2And he beats them up, but I don't think he ever actually finds out who he is, so inconclusive.
Speaker 1Spoiler alert.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1No, he doesn't find out who he is, so inconclusive spoiler alert yeah, no, um no, he doesn't find out who he is. But the girl says that he will get his identification everything about him at the end when they're on the bridge. So he's gonna get to know who he is all right we. We don't see it.
Speaker 2Yeah, all right Cool.
Movie Review
Speaker 1Yeah, so we explained the ending.
Speaker 2That's the entire movie for you.
Speaker 1You don't have to see it.
Speaker 2No, you don't, you can, only you could watch it, if you want to Ask me.
Speaker 1I recommend you to see it, okay, anyways, because it's a fun ride, according to me.
Speaker 2Now I want to hear what you thought about the movie. I liked it. It was a fun movie.
Speaker 1I really enjoyed it. It's not my top.
Speaker 2Okay, it's okay ever no, so that's how I feel about the movie, and go ahead your turn this is such a great jackie chan movie.
Speaker 1I think it's definitely one of my favorites of his and I have always loved this movie. I think it has like everything I want in a movie it has action, it has comedy, it has suspense and I like you know, it has mystery too. Well, kind of More mystery than other Jackie Chan movies, and he is very creative in this movie and that's what I love. He's almost like MacGyver and, yeah, I really like that Great movie.
Speaker 2Can I add to the amazing things that this movie has?
Speaker 1Yeah, please.
Speaker 2It has the stunts.
Speaker 1Oh yes.
Speaker 2A big stunt.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And like classic Jackie fighting.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2And a fun song Go Along With it yeah by Jackie. Yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 1I love the end fight. Oh, I love almost. Yeah, I love the end fight.
Speaker 2Oh, I love almost.
Speaker 1Yeah, I love the bloopers Really great bloopers in this movie. The fight scenes in this movie I think I love all of them. I love the one on the rooftop at the end. It's great. So long and awesome and I like the tall guy who had his leg straight up.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I don't even know how you can do that, but yeah, that was cool.
Speaker 2And Guy does that in City Hunter too.
Speaker 1Yeah, but I saw this one before City Hunter so I liked the chair fight where he was interrogated and after that he got into a fight, handcuffed, and he was fightingated and after that he got into a fight, handcuffed, and he was fighting with chairs. So you have to watch that. Watch the movie people um, and the shoe fights awesome um with the wooden shoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2I think that one was my favorite.
Speaker 1Yeah, so, funny.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Especially at the end, when he's about to run away and then he just no, I have to go back and stomp on that guy's leg. It's a fun one. Yeah, so that's your favorite Good. Yeah, it's a good one. I was going to say you were talking about New Police Story. Yeah, it's a good one. I was gonna say you were talking about New Police.
Speaker 2Story yeah.
Speaker 1It's the same director as this one. Oh, and Rob B Hood also. Yeah.
Speaker 2Very cool.
Speaker 1I think that director is one of Jackie's best. I think the three they made together are some of his better movies. Okay, next movie is Disenchanted. Okay, this movie is a continuation from the first one, enchanted. But it takes place like what? 10 years after, maybe, eight, ten, ten?
Speaker 2ten, ten, ten.
Speaker 1Yeah, a few years after. In this one, Giselle makes a wish that the real world is going to be more cartoony or like a fairy tale that wish backfires, kind of. I would say that's good. Yeah, it's a fun movie. It's a good continuation. I think it's a nice direction to take this story Also focus more on the stepdaughter. It's fun. I think it has even more songs than the first one. Right, yeah, the first one right.
Speaker 1Yeah, the movie stars Amy Adams and Patrick Dempsey, idina Menzel and James Marston and Maya Rudolph. Yay, yeah, and other people too. I don't know who the stepdaughter is the actress. I don't know.
Speaker 2Me neither.
Speaker 1She was good too. It's not the same actress, though, as in the first movie.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1That's a little sad. Still good, I had a good time. I watched the movie without any fault.
Speaker 2I mean, yeah, this was also a good movie. I especially enjoyed the references to the other princess movies or really just Disney movies in general, not just princesses. I like Maya Rudolph. I think she's funny. Yeah, I mean it was a really good movie. It was another really good movie.
Speaker 1Can you tell me some of the references, by the way?
Speaker 2They sang Be Our Guest. In one of the lines of the song.
Speaker 1Yes, and that's a reference to.
Speaker 2Beauty and the Beast.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2And then one of the characters laid down in some kind of wagon or something and pushed herself up like Ariel in the Little Mermaid. And there was water that splashed behind her Out of nowhere. There was no water.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2But there was water behind her.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was funny.
Speaker 2Yeah, there was a group of characters singing and there were leaves blowing around them, which was Pocahontas, and they had the three fairies which were from sleeping beauty. And then the teenager daughter changed her dress and did the arm thing like cinderella. Okay, magic transformation like cinderella yeah and there were a lot of cinderella references yeah, what was she singing?
Speaker 1Let it.
Speaker 2Oh, yeah, what's her name? Elsa.
Speaker 1Idina Mansal.
Speaker 2Yeah, she was singing lines that were similar to Let it Go, but instead of go she said like glow. And there was another one. Yeah, Grow I think, which was pretty funny. What year was this?
Speaker 12022.
Speaker 2All right, that makes sense. I'm not sure I caught any Aladdin, though.
Speaker 1No, I mean there were more Beauty and the Beast with the talking.
Speaker 2Oh kitchen appliances yeah. But there was mentions of, like the beanstalk, that one. There was another one, I don't remember no, oh well, yeah that was another one, I don't remember no. No oh well, yeah, that was about as much as I could do.
Speaker 1Yeah, good, and you really like this movie too. I do Good.
Speaker 2Do you?
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Good, can we be happy now?
Speaker 1Yes.
Top 10 Jackie Chan Movies
Speaker 2All right, are you happy enough to be capable of taking a break? A break, we'll see All right.
Speaker 1So what is it based off of? What the break? Yeah, your willingness to take a break, oh, okay, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2Are you satisfied? Yes, okay.
Speaker 1That's what it's based off of.
Speaker 2Okay, are you satisfied enough to take a break?
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2All right, let's do that then.
Speaker 1Yeah, we'll take a break and we'll be back, but I hopefully won't break my back.
Speaker 2That would be great All right, we'll be right back.
Speaker 1Yes, goodbye, bye-bye, hello and welcome back. Hello and welcome back.
Speaker 2Hello and welcome back.
Speaker 1Again.
Speaker 2Again. Since I already said that yeah, well, I'm going to say it right after Half an hour ago. I'm going to say it right after you say it.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2So I can feel like I'm also a part of this. Okay, matias.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I'm going to move this thing along, okay, as it is soon jackie chan's birthday and we have unfortunately watched our last jackie chan movie yeah it's a very sad day. So to conclude our Jackie, jackie, what Phase.
Speaker 1Yeah, era.
Speaker 2Era, because it's been like a year since we've started watching.
Speaker 1Yeah, over a year.
Speaker 2Over a year now, so I have compiled a list of my top 10 favorite Jackie Chan movies, and it's tearing me up inside because I couldn't squeeze all of the ones I like into 10.
Speaker 1No, it is difficult.
Speaker 2But you also made a list.
Speaker 1Yes, I made one list with top 10 and also bottom 5.
Speaker 2Okay, I want you to read your top 10 first, so that I can copy off you.
Speaker 1No, and that's why you are going to read your list first.
Speaker 2Okay, fine, but don't get upset with anything I pick.
Speaker 1Of course not.
Speaker 2Anything.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2And I'm going to go from the bottom up. I'm going to start off with the movies that didn't quite make it into 10, but I still like them a lot.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2And my list consists of movies that have affected me or that I remember very well or have watched several times.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2So my honorable mentions that I'm really upset didn't make it into my list.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2First, it's Little Big Soldier. I really liked that one, the Spy Next Door, which was the first one that you gave to me, but unfortunately it was just at the very bottom.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2So it didn't quite make it. There were several others that made a bigger impact somehow, which is saying a lot, and the last honorable mention I wanted to throw out there was who Am I? Because it really did round up the best of Jackie and it was really good.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2So if I could have added just a few more to my 10, they would have made it Okay, starting from the bottom of my actual top 10. Number 10 is Heart of Dragon.
Speaker 1Yeah, it just really made me sad.
Speaker 2It is very. It was a Dragon, yeah, it, just it really. It really made me sad. It is a very it was a feelings movie.
Speaker 1Yeah, emotional movie and yes, it does have heart.
Speaker 2And dragons? Yeah, except there were no dragons.
Speaker 1Pun intended, but it has heart and it is a nice movie, even though they use a less than nice word quite a few times, but I understand, it's a good movie.
Speaker 2It is Number nine is New Police Story.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, I really like that one. It's a good one, number eight, shanghai Noon.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Very funny Seven. I thought was a classic Drunken Master. Oh yeah, yeah, very funny, very Seven.
Speaker 1I thought was a classic.
Speaker 2Drunken Master. Oh yeah, Also made me laugh. I enjoyed that one. Number six, Mr Nice Guy. I re-watched that one. I liked the ending with the giant bulldozer.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2Running everything over. Yeah, it was a fun scene. Five Around the World in 80 Days Definitely a favorite. Yeah, very funny.
Speaker 1Very funny.
Speaker 2Seen it several times.
Speaker 1Me too.
Speaker 2Number four is Ride On. Oh, that one is special to me because we both watched it, you know, for the first time together.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2We also watched it in Strike.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2But I think I liked Ride On more. Okay, there was also a horse.
Speaker 1Yeah, we also watched it in Strike, yes, but I think I liked Ride On more.
Speaker 2Okay, there was also a horse, yeah, so that one's special. Another special one, number three, is Rush Hour, because it was the first Jackie movie I ever watched and I loved the movie since the first time I saw it. I've seen it a million times yeah it was one of the movies that I watched on repeat as a kid yeah so yeah, that one is special. Number two is crime story oh really yeah, oh, I really like the movie, matias. I really like the movie and I love the video that you made.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, yes, which makes the movie better.
Speaker 2Yes, it makes me emotional.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Every time I watch it.
Speaker 1Hmm.
Speaker 2It means a lot, it does Good and number one I wonder what it is.
Speaker 11911 Revolution.
Speaker 2Yay, your favorite, I think. Yeah, yeah, I think that's it okay. No, uh, city hunter, I'm gonna say, is my absolute favorite movie ever. It's funny yeah it's stupid but it makes me happy and I like the song city hunter.
Speaker 1It is a really stupid movie.
Speaker 2But I love it.
Speaker 1Yeah, stupid movies are fun.
Speaker 2I've fallen asleep every time I've watched it, but I love it.
Speaker 1That's why it's so great, mm-hmm, it's comforting.
Speaker 2It is. It makes me sleep. It's a little frustrating because I understand how the guy feels. He's like hungry throughout the entire movie and no one wants to feed him and they're so mean about it too.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Are you satisfied with my list? Yeah, was it a good one?
Speaker 1It was a good one Nothing upsetting.
Speaker 2No, did I forget something? No, okay.
Speaker 1Of course you have to go with what you're thinking.
Speaker 2Your turn, your turn.
Speaker 1My turn. Okay, so I have a top 10. Should I do like you and have like three honorable mentions?
Speaker 2Sure, if you want.
Speaker 1Wait, I have to pick three of them. I'm starting from the best one now of the bottom five. So it's five to one, yeah, exactly the worst one. I say for last yeah, yeah, okay. So I just want to say that in my lists it's only movies that Jackie has a big role. It's not just like a supporting role, it's like the main character.
Speaker 1The first one of the bottom five is Police Story Lockdown. I mean, I don't hate the movie, but I think that's mostly because all the other police stories are so good. I like all of the other police stories. And then we have that one and it's really not that good. And I didn't really know what movie I should pick, because I have other movies that was, you know, sure to be on the worst movies, but this one it got in there at the last second. It's not a great movie. He's taking too much of a beating in the movie instead of being the one.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I didn't like that.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 1He played the weak guy, yeah, and it wasn't him no exactly so no, I made a video of this movie, but it was just because it was set on Christmas and I wanted to make a Christmas video. It was okay. Next on my list is the Night of Shadows, and this is also not a very bad movie, but it's fantasy and I'm not a huge fan of fantasy and it's not like action driven Like, for instance, the Forbidden Kingdom. That's more like it's action and fantasy. This is more like two goofy and weird CGI creatures and I'm not the biggest fan of that. I don't hate the movie, but it's not a good one, according to me. Then on the list we have 1911 Revolution. It's a war drama. It's really more of a drama, and Jack is miserable the entire movie and it's so gray and bleak.
Speaker 2I kind of liked it.
Speaker 1Yeah, no, it has one scene in the movie that's good. The rest of it, nah. Not that good actually, if you ask me. And then we move on to Shinjuku Incident and that's the same thing. It's drama. It's like with the Police Story Lockdown. He's getting beaten up than actually doing any of the beating. He doesn't even have a fight in this movie, he just chubs some guys. His friend loses a hand and whatever happens, and Jack even has a sick scene and he's not even happy about it. It's a pretty bad movie. And now what?
Speaker 2Can I guess?
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2The number one.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think you know.
Speaker 2I feel like I might know yeah, is it Fearless Hyena 2? Yes, yay.
Speaker 1Yes, it is Fearless Hyena 2.
Speaker 2Where Jackie bailed out.
Speaker 1Yeah, without doubt the worst Jackie Chan movie ever. Without doubt the worst Jackie Chan movie ever. And yes, as you said, jackie bailed out during the shooting of the movie he filmed some scenes. This is kind of a rule breaker, since I said he's supposed to be like a main character in the movie but he kind kind of is. I mean, he is the poster boy for the movie. The first Fearless Hyena is all Jackie Chan, he directed, did everything about that movie and this is supposed to be like a continuation, even though nothing makes sense, since the bad guy is alive and from the first movie and everything, and it doesn't have really anything to do with the first movie.
Speaker 2It's a crappy movie wasn't the guy who was playing his dad in the first movie.
Speaker 1Come back yeah, as a different character, yes, because his dad died in the first movie yeah, right, yes.
Speaker 2And then the guy comes back in the next one.
Speaker 1Yeah, as another.
Speaker 2Different guy.
Speaker 1Yeah, but I still think they had like a connection somehow. I don't even remember. I've seen it twice, I think, and, yeah, really bad, but I felt that we had to see it, since we said that we were gonna see all Jackie Chan's movies. So not good, very bad, and not good, very bad. Yeah, that's a good review of the movie. Yeah, not good, very bad.
Speaker 2All right, top 10.
Speaker 1Top 10. Okay, now I'm gonna do what you did and pick three honorable mentions. So one honorable mention is New Police Story, the teenagers. One Didn't make my top 10. Wah Wah, heart of Dragon Yay, I do love that movie very, very much, but it didn't make my top 10. Wah.
Speaker 2Wah.
Speaker 1And then I will pick Wheels on Meals.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1It's a good one and did not make the top 10. So here is the top 10, in no particular order. Did I do it right?
Speaker 2Yeah, yay, you worked so hard on that.
Speaker 1Yes, my brain hurts. Okay, shanghai Noon.
Speaker 2Yay, yay, great movie Yay.
Speaker 1Yay, great movie. I love it. First Jackie Chan movie I watched on the big screen Great. I loved it from first, second and all these years later and love it as much now as I did back then. And then we have the sequel, shanghai Nights, also very good, maybe not as good as the first one, but I love that too. And I love the chemistry between Jackie and Owen. I think they have such a good chemistry and with you know Owen's snarkiness, sarcasm and Jackie's fighting style and all that and so cool and he's always serious. Yeah, I love it. Those movies are great. And then I'm going to move on to Police Story. Now that's a classic.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1It's such a great movie, I'm going to repeat myself. It's such a great movie. I'm going to repeat myself it's such a great movie. I'm going to say that about all of the movies. The end fight in the mall with all the broken glasses and everything. So freaking cool, great stunts when he slides down the pole.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1So cool, yes. And then we move on to Police Story 2. It's also so great with all the pyrotechnics and all the explosions and everything. It's awesome. And then Police Story 3, supercop Very cool. Jackie is very cool and has to go undercover with the bad guys. And then also the movie kind of introducing Michelle Yeoh to the world. Oh, so cool, she's so cool. The best female action heroine of all time, probably. Yeah, I think so. She's very cool. And then we have police story 4, first strike okay, a very fun movie. Jackie goes from working with the police, going to like a mission for like cia and get all the money. He's on the finest hotel and everything, and then he gets poor. He doesn't have a dime. It's fun to see the contrast of those from that one to the other one. And then the police is after him and everything. And the ladder fight scene one of the best of all Jackie's fights in my opinion.
Speaker 1And then we have Mr Nice Guy. Oh, I love this movie. Such a good movie when to start. Directed by Sam Hong, it has so funny fight scenes and chase sequences. He's also very funny. He's so creative and I love it. Very good movie. And then we have Rumble in the Bronx oh yeah, great fight scenes, the fight scene with the refrigerators and all that is so funny. And him making the movie with the broken ankle so cool, so funny. Chase sequences are awesome. And him making the movie with a broken ankle so cool, so funny. Chase sequences are awesome. And, yeah, great, great movie. First Jackie Chan movie I ever saw Awesome and Around the World in 80 Days Very funny movie, very awesome cameos. The whole cast is so funny.
Speaker 2All of the people, all of them. There's so many. Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 1Yeah, very good. Jackie has good fight scenes too. A very good movie for the whole family to watch. It's a perfect family movie, if you ask me, and then I'm gonna end this list with my probably favorite of all time of Jackie's movies. And that's who Am I?
Speaker 2It's a really good movie.
Jackie Chan Movie Favorites and Quizzes
Speaker 1It's an awesome movie. I love this movie so much. We have already talked about that movie today. Yeah, the stunts, as you said, are incredible. The fight scenes are top-notch and it's suspenseful and has this mystery to it, and I really like this movie. No, I'm sorry, use the wrong word.
Speaker 2I love this movie wow, it is a good movie.
Speaker 1Very good movie. Okay, so should I say some more honorable mentions.
Speaker 2If you want.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, rush Hour, of course, yeah. And then we have Twin Dragons.
Speaker 2That was a good one.
Speaker 1Yeah, dragons Forever.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Project.
Speaker 2A Also a good one.
Speaker 1Project A2. Okay, fearless, hyena, I love that one.
Speaker 2I like the ending.
Speaker 1I like the whole. Thing.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Drunken Master.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1Drunken Master 2. Yeah, I guess yeah, many people think that's his best movie ever. Okay, it probably is yeah, maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2Maybe I don't know, I only saw it once.
Speaker 1Yeah, I like it. And then we have Armor of God.
Speaker 2A good one.
Speaker 1Very good one. Armor of God 2, Operation Condor.
Speaker 2A very good one.
Speaker 1Very, very good one my year the Foreigner.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Very good one. The latest one I saw in the theaters Very cool, robby Hood.
Speaker 2I remember that one being good, but I don't remember it.
Speaker 1Gorgeous, very cool rob b hood. I remember that one being good and, but I don't remember it. Gorgeous, gorgeous it's good, yeah, and of course city hunter oh, of course that one yeah, I was thinking maybe I shouldn't pick a crime story because you don't like that one so no, I don't, you're probably right yeah, no, uh, crime story is also good. I do like that. It's very serious, though.
Speaker 2I still like it.
Speaker 1It's still good. So that's my list and I'm sure I missed some movies and I will correct that later in another episode, probably In a year, maybe.
Speaker 2Maybe next year. Yeah, you'll remember.
Speaker 1Hey, hey I missed one In a year, maybe, maybe next year. Yeah, you'll remember, hey, hey, hey, hey. I missed one. That's my list and I'm sticking to it, was it okay?
Speaker 2Crime Story is a good movie.
Speaker 1Yeah, you don't like the Foreigner.
Speaker 2Could have been better without Pierce Brosnan being so mean.
Speaker 1I mean that's.
Speaker 2Why the swearing? Why unnecessary?
Speaker 1I don't know, but he was a bad guy.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So why is the bad guy so mean?
Speaker 2Why does he have to be so mean? I don't like it.
Speaker 1No, I liked that movie. It's a good one. I'm sure it's fine. You've seen it. Yes, yeah, it's a good one.
Speaker 2Trust me, all right, I trust you, it's directed by Martin Campbell. Yeah, so there, so there.
Speaker 1Okay, time to move on. Okay, is it about time to do the quiz?
Speaker 2Yes, embarrass me.
Speaker 1This is my Jackie Chan game.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1And you remember the James Bond movies.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1Do you remember the quiz we had afterwards? Yes, and I happened to.
Speaker 2Can you remind?
Speaker 1Okay, so that quiz was that some of the Bond movies have Swedish titles and you had to guess what movie the Swedish title belonged to, right? So I'm thinking there's a few Jackie Chan movies that also has Swedish titles. So that's my quiz.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Let's start with how many. I think it's eight, eight. Yeah, okay, pirat Patrullen. Okay, the Pirate Patrol, or is that?
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, or the Pirate Squad or something. No, no Patrol.
Speaker 2Yep.
Speaker 1Okay, is it?
Speaker 2Project A or is it Fantasy Mission Force, or is it Vanguard the first one? Project A yeah, yes, Yay, oh my god, I'm so good at this.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I got the first one right, yep.
Speaker 1Wow. The second one is Händer som dödar. Hands that kill. Is it New Fist of Fury or the Hand of Death? Or is it Master with Cracked Fingers? With Cracked Fingers?
Speaker 2Cracked Fingers. The second one no. Hand of Fury, no.
Speaker 1The Hand of Death. No.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Is it New Fist of Fury or Master with Cracked Fingers?
Speaker 2The first one.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2Okay, so it's Cracked Fingers, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1Cracked Fingers, that's Hände som dödar. Okay, okay, and the next one, ernest Skugga. Shadow of the Eagle. Is it Snake in the Eagle's Shadow, or is it Snake and Crane? Arts of Shaolin, or is it Shaolin Wooden Men?
Speaker 2The second one.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2The first one yes, okay.
Speaker 1That's three. The next one is Skatjakten, the Treasure Hunt. Is it Armor of God, or is it Kung Fu Yoga? Or is it Armor of God? 2, operation Condor.
Speaker 2The second one yes, okay, kung.
Speaker 1Fu Yoga.
Speaker 2Yay, yay yeah.
Speaker 1You did it. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 2Aw.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Next one Mannen utan fruktan, the man without fear.
Speaker 2The man without fruit yeah, fear. The man Without Fruit yeah, fear, okay.
Speaker 1Yes, rumble in the Bronx. Fearless Hyena or the Protector.
Speaker 2The Protector yeah, okay.
Speaker 1You got it.
Speaker 2Yay, I've never heard any of these. Just so you know.
Speaker 1Okay, you never.
Speaker 2I've never heard any of the Swedish titles.
Speaker 1No, okay, not a single one Not a single one. Not a single one.
Speaker 2This is guessing.
Speaker 1Yeah, pure guessing. Yes, I know, I think I told you about this one, though.
Speaker 2Probably not.
Speaker 1I'm pretty sure, but I don't know if you listen.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1So this is Hottets Eld and that's like fire of the hate or hates fire. I don't know how you would say it. Is it Island of Fire, police Story 2 or Thunderbolt?
Speaker 2Thunderbolt no, no, okay, the first one. Island of Fire no no okay, so it's Police Story 2?.
Speaker 1Yeah, Okay, Since it's you know fire Okay. This is a tough one Jorden runt på 80 dagar.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't know that one.
Speaker 1Around the earth in 80 days. Is it Skip Trace or is it Armor of God? 3, chinese Zodiac Sounds right, or is it Around the World in 80 Days?
Speaker 2Is it City Hunter? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1It's not even one of the options, but sure it's around the world in 80 days yeah, you did it okay. And the last one if, if you answer correctly, you are a true jackie chan fan is there a prize? Yeah, you're, you're gonna get a Jackie Chan movie at some time, at some point, in some. Yeah, at some point.
Speaker 2In life Okay. In life Yay.
Speaker 1Yes, okay.
Speaker 2If I get it wrong, do I not get a Jackie Chan movie?
Speaker 1If you get it wrong, I'm gonna take all your Jackie Chan movies.
Speaker 2All right. Wow, that's a big loss, and your shirt, what?
Speaker 1No? Okay, so the title is Pirate Patrol 2. The Pirate Patrol 2. So is it Rush Hour 2? Yeah, I think so, or is it Project A Part 2? Or is it Fearless Hyena 2?
Speaker 2I think it's Project A Part 2.
Speaker 1Yes, you did it.
Speaker 2Yay, you're a fan.
Speaker 1Did you like the last two?
Speaker 2I did and they were very fun.
Speaker 1I enjoyed your quiz yeah, thank you now I have to figure out mine yeah, I don't know anything about jackie chan, so I have to google a lot of you have to google him. Yeah, okay oh, he's chinese okay, I have 10 questions.
Speaker 2Yes, okay, a quiz based on lesser known facts about. Jackie Chan, which you're going to ace, so it's not going to be a problem. No Number one, what type of perform?
Speaker 1Perfume I'm leaving. What type of perfume?
Speaker 2What type of perfume does Jackie Chan wear? Is it Axe? I don't know. Okay, sorry.
Speaker 1Kung Fu Axe. Kung Fu Axe.
Speaker 2What did you say?
Speaker 1Kung Fu Axe.
Speaker 2Kung Fu Axe Perfume A or Police smelly.
Speaker 1Stinky armpits.
Speaker 2Stinky Wet dog, I'm sorry, stinky armpits, stinky Wet dog, I'm sorry. No, number one what type of performing arts did Jackie Chan train in from a young age? Was it A ballet, b Chinese opera or C hip hop dance? Chinese opera All right, cool, good job.
Speaker 1Yay.
Speaker 2Two In addition to his martial arts skills, what innovative techniques did Jackie Chan introduce to the film industry? Was it A parkour B, use of CGI or C everyday objects as weapons?
Speaker 1I would say A and C, but I'm going to say that C. He's mostly known for C.
Speaker 2Yes, c, yeah, gonna say that c is.
Speaker 1He's most mostly known for c yes, c yeah, but I'm still gonna say that he is the inventor of parkour too.
Speaker 2Okay, probably in movies number three how many languages is jackie chan fluent in? It's a, a, two, b, three or c, four and a bonus D five.
Speaker 1Oh, so it's all the way up to D All the way up to the D.
Speaker 2How many languages can?
Speaker 1you speak. I'm not completely sure about this one, but when you asked the question, my first thought was is it five? So I'm going to answer five. I'm going to go with the D.
Speaker 2I think it's only four oh okay. He is fluent in Cantonese Mandarin English. Okay, I don't know what the other one is, but he also speaks some German, Korean, Japanese, Spanish and Thai. So the fourth one that he's fluent in Mystery, it's a mystery language, We'll never find out. Number four Fighting language. The fighting language.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2What is one of Jackie Chan's lesser known talents besides acting and martial arts? Is it A professional cooking? Don't look at my face, please Look away. Yeah. B singing Cantonese opera, or C? Stop looking at me. Professional gaming.
Speaker 1Singing Cantonese opera.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Oprah.
Speaker 2With Oprah In Cantonese yeah.
Speaker 1He has to teach her Cantonese first.
Speaker 2Right.
Speaker 1No, I mean, I know he can sing, so I guess that's that.
Speaker 2That's that Good job.
Speaker 1Yay.
Speaker 2Number five what honorary doctorate did Jaggy Chan receive from Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University? Wow, was it A doctorate in aviation, b doctorate in engineering or C doctorate in film studies?
Speaker 1I mean, what was A Aviation? Aviation I mean, what was A Aviation? Aviation, I don't know. I'm gonna go with film studies. That's what he's the best at, I think.
Speaker 2It was aviation, really yeah.
Speaker 1Oh, that's flying right.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1Hmm, I didn't know that. Did you know that?
Speaker 2No Number six. In which Bruce Lee films did jackie chan appear as an uncredited stuntman? A the way of the dragon b, enter the dragon. C, fist of fury or d both b and c um both b and c yeah, okay, number seven yeah what is the title of jackie chanography? Is it A Kicking and Punching my Life Story? Stop looking at me. B I Am Jackie Chan. My Life in Action. C From Stuntman to Superstar. Or D Fighting Through Life A Jackie Chan Story.
Speaker 1I Am Jackie Chan. My Life in Action Right.
Speaker 2Yeah, number eight. What philanthropic causes is Jackie Chan actively involved in? A Environmental conversation, conversation, conservation, b Children's welfare or C Space exploration? Children's welfare Right. Good job, you're so good. Number nine which of the following roles did Jackie Chan not take on in the film industry? Was it A director, b producer, c writer or D pilot?
Speaker 1Pilot.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Like a flying guy.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I mean, he is a professor in aviation, but I don't think he was a pilot in a movie or movie stuff. So I'm going to go with that one.
Speaker 2That's correct. And lastly, number 10. When did Jackie Chan win his first major film award? Was it A 1985, b 1999, c 2005, or D 2012?
Speaker 1Major. What was it?
Speaker 2Film award 85,99, 2005-2012.
Speaker 1I'm not even sure what the major film I mean. He's been around since the 70s, so it should be in the 80s. If not, it should be.
Speaker 2Okay, it was 99 though.
Speaker 1Okay, what does that even mean? Mean major film?
Speaker 2Well, he's famous globally. Jackie Chan didn't win his first major film award until 1999, when he received a Lifetime Achievement Oscar 99?. Well, that was that you passed. You got like all of them right Not?
Speaker 1all of them.
Speaker 2Pretty much.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2You win, jackie.
Speaker 1Chan Okay.
Speaker 2All of him, you get to keep him. He's yours. Oh, you win Jackie Chan. Okay, all of him, you get to keep him. He's yours. Oh, you own him now.
Speaker 1Oh, okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, he's your pet.
Speaker 1Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 2Yeah, you get to pet Jackie Chan.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2He's feisty, so be careful. Yeah, now what?
Speaker 1Is it too late for the Mad Libs?
Speaker 2I can do one Mad Lib. We're going to do one Mad Lib due to the fact that we are going to do nine Mad Libs tomorrow, which was the past Saturday. If you're listening to this at all, Are you ready?
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Mad Libs with Jackie Chan themed words Apparently, that's a thing. Yeah, we're going to start off with an exclamation.
Speaker 1Exclamation, that's a tough word. Yeah, we're going to start off with an exclamation. Exclamation, that's a tough word. Thinking of titles Strike, yeah, strike.
Speaker 2A noun.
Speaker 1Tuxedo A noun Spy.
Speaker 2Adjective.
Speaker 1Young.
Speaker 2Noun.
Speaker 1Dragon.
Speaker 2Adjective Nice, noun, whoops, sorry Verb ending in ing.
Speaker 1Oh, I mean he has been in a movie called Looking for Jackie, so looking.
Speaker 2Noun Steel Bleeding, bleeding with the ing and forget about steel.
Speaker 1I'm going to find another one Noun Supercop, another verb ending in ing. I'm going to look at his lists before I'm going to find another one Noun Supercop.
Speaker 2Another verb ending in ing.
Speaker 1I'm going to look at his lists before I'm saying anything. I'm going to go with hiding Hidden Noun Kung fu.
Speaker 2Noun.
Speaker 1Lord Verb, oh verb. I like verb. Something you do, rumble. That's what I was thinking of.
Speaker 2Noun Medallion. Type of food Take not.
Speaker 2Part of the body Hand this one is called. Am I in your way? Okay, I hopped over to the cat section because I thought it would be relevant. No reason, strike, were you trying to type? I just felt the need to lie on your tuxedo keyboard at this moment. That spy you're trying to write isn't as young as my nap. Oh, and did you want to read today's dragon Tough? It's much more nice that I use it as a place to do my bleeding, and I hope you aren't going to do the super cop today, as I am planning on hiding in the laundry kung fu all day and I don't want to be disturbed. Let me know when you are going to start preparing dinner, as I can help knock things off the Lord, and when you sit down to rumble, I can certainly expect a few pieces of food from your medallion. Oh my god, but please no nut. You know I turned my hand up on that that was good fun.
Speaker 2That's it Alright. Well, that's the end of the episode. Goodbye.
Speaker 1No time for my limerick.
Speaker 2You can do a limerick.
Speaker 1There will always be this incredible. Okay, I'm done.
Speaker 2All right.
Speaker 1What did you think about that?
Speaker 2one that was my favorite so far.
Speaker 1Yeah, Okay, now there will always be this incredible man. He beats people with a ladder and a fan With a punch and a kick. He knocks them real quick. All this is said about the awesome Jackie Chan.
Speaker 2That was perfect.
Speaker 1Thank you. I know you want to leave and leave. Yeah, that's what you heard.
Speaker 2What did you hear?
Speaker 1It could have been live. I know you want to live.
Speaker 2That's too bad.
Speaker 1Yeah, sorry, we're gonna die. We're about to leave now. Leave now. We're gonna be back next week. Until then, if you see people, just go up to them and say, hey, I like this podcast, listen to them. That's all to it. Don't beat people up. Be nice. For once, you can be nice to people.
Speaker 2At least once a day.
Speaker 1I think so that's a good message. Next week you're gonna get the worst one.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, I can promise you that, definitely yeah, this past weekend we had live Mad Libs and it was fun. No drama there.
Speaker 2I was real really good that was real really good, uh, and that was real.
Speaker 1Yeah, I was real and really good too, and you were kind of rude, though yeah, I know, yeah, that's just who I am yeah, check that out if you want to, and we'll be back next week true yeah, do you have anything to add?
Speaker 2Yeah, I eat rice, what I eat rice?
Speaker 1Good.
Speaker 2Because that's the only thing I know in Chinese.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2That's why it's relevant.
Speaker 1Yeah, you should say that.
Speaker 2Yeah, I will when we're not recording.
Speaker 1Why not now?
Speaker 2Because it's Chinese and I can't speak Chinese.
Speaker 1Okay, bo genga.
Speaker 2Yes, good job.
Speaker 1That means call the police. Yeah, if you see a Chinese person.
Speaker 2No, no, please don't.
Speaker 1No, don't, don't do that.
Speaker 2If you see a Chinese person, just leave them alone. Let them live their Chinese lives.
Speaker 1Yeah, they're people too. They are. That's nothing to laugh about.
Speaker 2It's not funny, we'll be back next week. It's not funny, we'll be back next week.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Have a nice life.
Speaker 1Yeah, you too, oh yeah.
Speaker 2Goodbye.
Speaker 1Yeah, the little you have left.
Speaker 2Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1Yeah, you never know.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1But goodbye, see you next week.
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