#72: Fancy Kind Of Violence

In which Lauren & Mattias discuss their inner frustrations that make them burst. They discuss their recent movie night films, and Lauren comes back with a history lesson about the Titanic.

Content:

• Opening
• People making fun of dumb people
• Apology
• Weekly check in
  • Jackie Chan: My Story & My Stunts
  • Movie Night 3 year Anniversary
  • Kicking story
• Movie On!
  • Enter the Dragon
  • The Wizard of Oz
  • A Fistful of Yen
• Intermission
• People who rap
• Bad things about Mattias
• History Lesson: Titanic
• Wrap up:
  • Limerick
  • Advice

Chapters

• 0:06 Roasty Toasty Ghosty Hosts Apologize
• 7:18 Movie Nights and Jackie Chan Celebrations
• 18:09 Funny Stories and Movie Reviews
• 34:26 Movie Chats and Self-Reflection
• 45:34 Unsinkable Titanic and Boat Guy

Transcript

Speaker 1 0:06

In a world where everything is unscripted. This is Roasty Toasty Ghost.

Speaker 2 0:15

Whoa what, it's really high up.

Speaker 1 0:18

I'm Paul, I'm, I'm.

Speaker 2 0:19

What.

Speaker 1 0:21

I was gonna say I'm tall, but then I said so I'm tall, but then I said so I'm Paul hi Paul. I'm so, paul, you are Paul. Yeah, you could be Paul yeah, oh my goodness, what that means we started oh no, matias, you started without me yeah, I'm, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 0:44

Oh gosh, I'm not ready.

Speaker 1 0:46

I'm starting now, because I already did that.

Speaker 2 0:49

You already started.

Speaker 1 0:50

Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 0:51

I guess we're starting.

Speaker 1 0:52

Yeah, Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. My name is Paul.

Speaker 2 0:58

And I'm Mattias.

Speaker 1 1:00

And Lauren's not here this week. No, and Lauren's not here this week. No.

Speaker 2 1:11

And Mattias lost his voice. We are the hosties.

Speaker 1 1:19

A rope.

Speaker 2 1:20

The roasty, toasty, ghosty hosties. Yeah, we are Of rope.

Speaker 1 1:23

I like that. That, yeah, we are Of rope. Rope, I like that, that's what I said Rope, not of Roasty Toasty Ghosty, it's just of rope.

Speaker 2 1:32

Rope, if we were going to shorten the title.

Speaker 1 1:37

RTG yeah.

Speaker 2 1:39

It would be rope Rope. You have to say rope Rope With like a long R. Rope Rope. You have to say rope Rope With like a long R Rope. Yeah, that's it. We came here to say that, yeah, and.

Speaker 1 1:49

And we're done.

Speaker 2 1:50

We're done. I have nothing else to say here.

Speaker 1 1:54

No.

Speaker 2 1:54

I think that covers everything.

Speaker 1 1:56

Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 2 1:58

All right.

Speaker 1 1:58

All right.

Speaker 2 1:59

That was a short one. Yeah, short one. Yeah, it's like three and a half minutes I can work with that yeah, you can make 40 minutes out of that my name is Lauren oh yeah, and I am Matthias Lauren Lauren Lauren.

Speaker 1 2:18

I'm not doing this again. No, no, no. We already did the joke and it's not funny anymore. Not funny, I know, I know.

Speaker 2 2:25

Stop making fun of me.

Speaker 1 2:26

Yeah, people were making fun of you at work today.

Speaker 2 2:30

People do that.

Speaker 1 2:31

It was funny.

Speaker 2 2:32

No, it wasn't.

Speaker 1 2:33

No.

Speaker 2 2:34

I didn't think it was funny.

Speaker 1 2:35

No, you tried to speak Swedish.

Speaker 2 2:37

And I mispronounced a word and everyone started to laugh at me and I got really embarrassed. So then, naturally I get angry.

Speaker 1 2:45

Yeah.

Speaker 2 2:46

Fine, you know, never mind, I'm not doing this.

Speaker 1 2:49

Hmm, reminds me of someone you, oh yeah, yeah, forgot about that person.

Speaker 2 2:55

Yeah, that person, I have a story. I thought it was kind of funny. There was a girl who was trying to clock out.

Speaker 2 3:03

We had, you know, the passwords at the time and she had her password in front of her and she pushes the caps lock and then she does her uppercase and then she's like I'm going to do the rest of it now too. It was like you know, you don't have to have caps lock on all the time, you can push the shift button, because it was only the one letter that had to be capitalized yeah she's like I don't get it. I don't get it. It's like you're younger than me yeah, you should know how to use a keyboard.

Speaker 2 3:33

She's like I'm really bad with computers, no kidding you don't know how to do a capital letter on a keyboard. It's just it doesn't make sense to me. Keyboard it just it doesn't make sense to me. I mean, I've seen it before at home, my dad, okay.

Speaker 1 3:51

Well, that's different he's older, this is a younger girl, yeah, yeah, he's like uh, caps lock and first letter and caps lock off and the rest of the stop you don't have to do that.

Speaker 2 4:06

The girl addicted to Word documents in me is panicking. Like freaking out Like what is wrong with you?

Speaker 1 4:17

Okay.

Speaker 2 4:17

Caps lock only if you have to like. Capitalize the entire sentence or word yeah, that's what you do If it's more than a few letters, then you caps lock, Otherwise just push the shift button. Yeah Damn.

Speaker 1 4:32

And I don't know if it happened to you, but you know, when you have caps lock on and you forget about it and you're going to write something, and you push the shift button, so everything is, you know, inverted, so it's lowercase and then uppercase the rest.

Speaker 2 4:54

Like screaming yeah.

Speaker 1 4:57

Like lowercase m uppercase atias, Atias.

Speaker 2 5:05

Sorry, I had to go off on that because I thought it was kind of funny okay, it's funny not funny yeah, maybe I'll use someone, good luck squeezing that in in a way that doesn't feel random yeah, how are you? You know what I'm good you are.

Speaker 1 5:22

How are you? Uh, I'm good, you are. How are you? I'm good, very good, awesome, are you tired?

Speaker 2 5:27

I'm okay at the moment, good, and we're going to stay being good.

Speaker 1 5:31

Yeah.

Speaker 2 5:32

Or else I'm going to get up and I'm going to go to bed.

Speaker 1 5:34

Yes.

Speaker 2 5:35

Yeah, and then you'll have to stay here because I'm not driving you home.

Speaker 1 5:40

Or you can walk home. That's up to you.

Speaker 2 5:42

How do you want this to go?

Speaker 1 5:44

I'm staying here.

Speaker 2 5:45

How was your week?

Speaker 1 5:48

It was good. Well, it started a little bit iffy, Maybe not the best Since I. I mean, I felt a bit ashamed and I want to bring that up.

Speaker 2 6:01

Okay, bring that up.

Speaker 1 6:12

Okay, uh, because last week when we had the podcast, the episode last week right, I was very rude to you during the recording. You, um, you fixed it you can't tell no, exactly you can't tell, but you fixed it, you cut it. I think you cut it out of the outtakes even. Yeah, I yeah, that's such a stupid way of acting and I don't know what it was if I was stressed or I was just stupid, and I want to apologize for that. Just to be sincere for a minute.

Speaker 2 6:59

Just a minute, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 7:01

Then I'm gonna start being rude again, okay, and then I'm gonna go to bed and you can finish this yourself.

Speaker 2 7:06

Yeah, okay, then I'm going to start being rude again. Okay, and then I'm going to go to bed and you can finish this yourself. Yeah, thank you, I appreciate it.

Movie Nights and Jackie Chan Celebrations

Speaker 1 7:12

But I think it's something, and also now I'm cutting you off.

Speaker 2 7:18

I didn't really know what I was going to say anyway, so you're not really cutting anything off. Okay, you can cut out my butt if you want no, that's not what I meant.

Speaker 1 7:34

I said the word, but yeah, you can cut that yes, um, I now I forgot what I was going to say.

Speaker 2 7:45

Well, you interrupted me kind of.

Speaker 1 7:47

Yes, I think that I must get better at controlling my emotions, because I am not emotionless like we thought.

Speaker 2 8:03

No, you have frustration in you.

Speaker 1 8:05

I do For some reason yeah.

Speaker 2 8:08

I'm going to get that out of you.

Speaker 1 8:09

One day I'm going to get to the bottom of this.

Speaker 2 8:11

What are you frustrated about?

Speaker 1 8:13

Yeah, other than me. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 8:16

Okay.

Speaker 1 8:17

You knowing more Jackie Chan things than I do I don't no, but when I feel like you do. That was the reason last week.

Speaker 2 8:29

Because you thought that I knew more than you. Yeah, for a second.

Speaker 1 8:33

You knew one word that.

Speaker 2 8:35

I didn't, oh no, oh, my God. No, I came up with the word that you ended up coming up with just a little earlier than you did. Yeah, sorry.

Speaker 1 8:47

You still came up with the word.

Speaker 2 8:48

I didn't even tell you it.

Speaker 1 8:50

No, I know.

Speaker 2 8:52

You got mad over a word, matias.

Speaker 1 8:56

I don't know. I think it was other things too. You know, back there, I don't know if I, if I was stressed, or I think you were frustrated from the beginning of the recording yeah and it was just building yeah, uh probably for some reason, I don't even know why no, but stupid. That's what I was yeah, that's right. Yeah, we can agree.

Speaker 2 9:24

Yes, we can.

Speaker 1 9:25

About that. So maybe we should be a little bit more entertaining now.

Speaker 2 9:31

Can we move on from this?

Speaker 1 9:32

Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 2 9:33

Okay, are you?

Speaker 1 9:34

ready to move on? No, I'm not Move on.

Speaker 2 9:36

I'm ready to move on, but. I'm not ready for movies yet. No, but I'm not ready for movies yet.

Speaker 1 9:41

No, just move on from the drama.

Speaker 2 9:45

Drama TS. Drama TS.

Speaker 1 9:48

Yeah, that's what we call me when I'm like that. What happened last weekend?

Speaker 2 9:53

Last weekend we celebrated Jackie Chan. We did, because he had a birthday on Sunday. Yes, so we celebrated by watching his documentaries. Yes, we watched the one watching his documentaries.

Speaker 1 10:05

Yes.

Speaker 2 10:05

We watched the one about his movies on Saturday, and then you played Jackie Chan Adventures on the PlayStation.

Speaker 1 10:16

Yeah.

Speaker 2 10:17

Old game.

Speaker 1 10:18

Yeah.

Speaker 2 10:18

But you've beaten it before.

Speaker 1 10:20

Yes, I have A few times.

Speaker 2 10:22

I tried playing, but I was just wasting time so I was like you do it. You already knew what to do. So, it was fine watching. Okay, yeah, and then what?

Speaker 1 10:33

So we were watching. On Saturday we were watching Jackie Chan my Story, and that was about his younger life, I mean when he grew up, and about his earlier movies and stuff. What did you think about that one?

Speaker 2 10:51

It was good, very interesting.

Speaker 1 10:54

I think so too. Yeah, and I liked the game and yeah, you barely got to try it.

Speaker 2 11:00

It was fun to watch.

Speaker 1 11:01

Yeah, you didn't really want to either, right, since you said you better do it or you do it. That's what you said.

Speaker 2 11:08

That's what I said.

Speaker 1 11:09

Yeah, okay, on Sunday we were watching Jackie Chan. My Stunts.

Speaker 2 11:17

I like that one. That one was really interesting.

Speaker 1 11:20

That's the better one. I like them both, but that's really good, and you know to get to know how he all the stuff Stunts and fight scenes, how he choreographed, how he edit everything.

Speaker 2 11:36

Well, maybe not everything, but a lot of things, like they broke down the fight scenes, how they're choreographed.

Speaker 1 11:45

yeah, yeah and how what kind of perfectionist he is yeah when it comes to a fight scene, I mean it's important yeah, it's one if. If you're an inch too close to the camera or anything like that, it has to be exactly perfect. The way.

Speaker 2 12:05

Yeah, you can mess the whole thing up.

Speaker 1 12:06

Yeah.

Speaker 2 12:07

And then it's just not as good.

Speaker 1 12:08

No, exactly that's cool, but it's A lot of takes are needed.

Speaker 2 12:14

Mm.

Speaker 1 12:14

Sometimes, and then we played an older game, but it's new to me because I recently bought it.

Speaker 2 12:23

Funny story yeah, to me because I recently bought it.

Speaker 1 12:26

Funny story, yeah, funny story is that it doesn't work on my PlayStation 2. It's called Jackie Chan, stuntmaster, stuntmaster, and, yeah, I'm British.

Speaker 2 12:40

Master.

Speaker 1 12:41

Master, and yeah, I mean it was fun, but it was also frustrating. But maybe that's because I never played it before and had to redo it over and over again.

Speaker 2 12:55

As you have to do sometimes in games, yeah, so yeah, I think it was fun though. Yeah.

Speaker 1 13:02

The characters look like cardboard boxes. It was kind, though, yeah, the characters looked like cardboard boxes.

Speaker 2 13:08

It was kind of funny.

Speaker 1 13:09

Yeah, I mean, I think the graphics in the other game, jackie Chan Adventures, work better, since it's a cartoon.

Speaker 2 13:20

Yeah.

Speaker 1 13:21

So I guess it's easier to make a game like that probably. I don't know but and also it's like four years newer True. Yeah, so I didn't dislike that game, but I liked the other one better, but that's because I know exactly what to do. Anything else, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 13:46

That was the weekend.

Speaker 1 13:47

Yeah, and Jackie turned 70 years old.

Speaker 2 13:50

Yeah, Very cool. This week we celebrated our three years of movie nights.

Speaker 1 13:57

Oh yes, we did.

Speaker 2 13:58

We've been watching movies for three years and we've got like 10 more to go.

Speaker 1 14:03

Yeah, At least Not 10 movies more.

Speaker 2 14:06

No, not 10 years Years yeah, of movie nights, yeah, At least.

Speaker 1 14:12

That's a few movies.

Speaker 2 14:14

Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1 14:16

That's like 104 times 10,. Right, it's 52 weeks.

Speaker 2 14:22

Yeah.

Speaker 1 14:22

And we watched two movies.

Speaker 2 14:24

Times 10. Yeah, 1, watched two movies.

Speaker 1 14:25

Times 10. Yeah, 1,040.

Speaker 2 14:28

That's a lot of movies.

Speaker 1 14:29

Yeah.

Speaker 2 14:30

Yeah, wow, okay.

Speaker 1 14:32

And I'm no expert, well, kind of, but I don't know. But I have a slight feeling that they might make more movies as we go.

Speaker 2 14:43

Then we're going to have to make up for those in 10 years.

Speaker 1 14:46

Yeah. So who knows, maybe we will watch movies that aren't made yet.

Speaker 2 14:56

Yeah.

Speaker 1 14:57

As well.

Speaker 2 14:57

Not made right now, but they'll be made then.

Speaker 1 15:00

Yes.

Speaker 2 15:01

Right, okay.

Speaker 1 15:02

In the span of 10 years.

Speaker 2 15:04

They might make another movie. Yeah, I Right. Okay, in the span of 10 years they might make another movie.

Speaker 1 15:06

Yeah, I think so. I think I heard something about that. We're going to make one movie In 10 years, in 10 years, somewhere.

Speaker 2 15:16

Yeah, it's going to take 10 years to make this movie. It better be good yeah.

Speaker 1 15:20

Yeah, so be good, yeah, uh, yeah so.

Speaker 2 15:24

But that first movie night I kind of intertwine it with when we sealed the bestie-ness yeah so it's been three years of being besties yes very cool yeah, the first movies we watched was the terminators one, 1 and 2.

Speaker 1 15:44

Yeah, very good movies.

Speaker 2 15:47

I liked them. They were good.

Speaker 1 15:48

Yeah, the second one is better, if you ask me.

Speaker 2 15:51

How do you feel about being my bestie for three years?

Speaker 1 15:56

Very good, Good and I guess, as besties, we're gonna have like drama and oh yeah, fights. Well, it just goes with the territory yeah, the thing is, though, I'm the only one fighting I'm just kind of taking it yeah, you never do any kind of resistance I don't fight back that much. No, not, not when it's me, I think you might fight other people more than you?

Speaker 2 16:29

Yeah, definitely. I really don't want to say something that I would regret.

Speaker 1 16:34

Yeah, well, I do, I do yeah.

Speaker 2 16:37

I don't want to be like you.

Speaker 1 16:38

No.

Speaker 2 16:39

I'm sorry, that was kind of mean. See, that was kind of mean.

Speaker 1 16:44

That was one sentence and you said I'm sorry, I don't want to be like you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, don't cry, I can't cry.

Speaker 2 16:54

You can, you did cry.

Speaker 1 16:56

You cried this week yeah, one tear.

Speaker 2 16:58

You pushed out a tear.

Speaker 1 17:00

Yeah, from one eye, the other side.

Speaker 2 17:05

It was a milestone. Yeah, I was a milestone.

Speaker 1 17:08

Yeah, I'm very proud. It was the eye on your side.

Speaker 2 17:11

Mm-hmm On my side. Yeah, that doesn't make sense to anyone. No, it was the eyeball that was closest to me.

Speaker 1 17:20

Yeah, at the table, you're on my right side.

Speaker 2 17:23

Okay.

Speaker 1 17:24

And it was my right eye that cried.

Speaker 2 17:26

Do you think that has any meaning?

Speaker 1 17:30

No, I think it was just random.

Speaker 2 17:32

Okay, it was the dominant eye. Domino eye Dominant. I said dominant, not domino eye, no, but.

Speaker 1 17:41

I was thinking domino eye.

Speaker 2 17:43

No.

Speaker 1 17:46

Doesn't make any sense. No, it doesn't and that's matthias for you. Okay, so the week did you like the week was it good?

Speaker 2 17:56

I don't know. First you were being dramatic and then I got kicked to death, so I don't know oh yeah, I didn't do any it the kicking, it wasn't you no.

Funny Stories and Movie Reviews

Speaker 2 18:06

No, I'm going to tell you a fun story. So during the week there was one morning when I was laying in bed with my life partner and I was like half awake and my life partner rolls over and starts kicking me out of nowhere and I thought he was just messing around, which was really weird anyway, because we were sleeping, but I don't know, maybe it at first it felt like a little footsie foot playing at first, and then, um, it started getting a little harder.

Speaker 2 18:43

So I was like, okay, he's just playing with me. And then he starts kicking really hard and he starts going for my knee and I don't know if anyone's ever listened to this podcast, but I have problems with my knees so I was like I don't think, so why are you kicking me? And he wakes up a bit and he's like oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry and continue kicking. No, no, he stopped kicking. Kick, I'm sorry, kick, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 19:12

No, I just have to. I'm not done yet I like beating you up.

Speaker 2 19:17

Yeah, no, apparently he was dreaming that he was chasing after a giant, hairy troll monster thing and the only way to kill it was to kick it in the chest five times really hard, and somehow it became physical and he was kicking me instead.

Speaker 1 19:40

He missed the chest.

Speaker 2 19:42

He missed the chest, he got my knees and I didn't like it, but it was funny. Yeah, that was that story. I don't have any more funny stories. Matias, would you like to move you on? Okay, yeah today we watched. I don't know why I have to do these pauses. I think it's just to think of the words that I'm gonna say um dramatic pauses it's for dramatic effect yeah today we watched enter the dragon and the wizard of oz. Yeah, yeah, that's right and a bonus movie and fistful of yen yeah cool very cool Cool.

Speaker 2 20:23

Very cool, very cool. So our Jackie Chan journey is I guess not quite over. No, I mean Jackie was in this movie.

Speaker 1 20:34

Yeah, for A couple seconds. Yeah.

Speaker 2 20:37

Not consecutively, but I said that word.

Speaker 1 20:41

Yeah, I heard it. Yeah, it was cool, mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 20:44

I could never. I don't think. I'll try again. No, yeah Was cool, mm-hmm, I could never. I don't think.

Speaker 1 20:47

I'll try again. No, I mean, I think you're the only one who can say it.

Speaker 2 20:52

Probably.

Speaker 1 20:53

There's only one, lauren.

Speaker 2 20:54

Yeah, there is.

Speaker 1 20:57

No one else.

Speaker 2 20:58

No one else this named.

Speaker 1 21:00

Lauren, only one.

Speaker 2 21:01

It's just me.

Speaker 1 21:02

Yeah, and you're the one who can say that word.

Speaker 2 21:06

Just the one time, though. I'm not doing it again. No, that was a rare moment.

Speaker 1 21:10

Yeah, you don't want to spoil the audience.

Speaker 2 21:13

I made history.

Speaker 1 21:14

Yeah.

Speaker 2 21:15

I said a word.

Speaker 1 21:18

Yeah, that's going to be the history lesson the history of when Lauren said A word, a word.

Speaker 2 21:32

I'm going to talk about enter the dragon.

Speaker 1 21:35

Yes, even though I already kind of started this movie has bruce lee and jackie james. Yeah, yeah, he's the. Uh, like the second billing, or?

Speaker 2 21:43

yeah, I think so. He's the supporting actor. Yeah, no, he's not, he's an extra it's like a buddy cop yeah bruce lee and jackie chan.

Speaker 1 21:54

Oh, could you believe that?

Speaker 2 21:56

no, it's too bad, that'll never happen yeah in this movie, bruce lee is bruce lee and he, uh uh, is on a mission. I guess I don't really know, yeah, what happened here, okay, but he's, he saved a woman from this bad guy, and the bad guy does bad things, and then bruce lee beats up the bad guys, and I think that's what happened.

Speaker 1 22:24

Yeah, generally, yeah, almost Almost. Yeah, was I wrong? No, are you going to say I was wrong? No, but you left some things out.

Speaker 2 22:33

I'm going to say that.

Speaker 1 22:35

So so I'm not saying you're wrong, so you're right.

Speaker 2 22:40

Thank you, that's all that matters. What did you think of him?

Speaker 1 22:44

I like this movie the bad guy. He has his own island full of other bad guys who's like minions to him, it's called Bad Guy Island. Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 2 22:55

Yeah.

Speaker 1 22:55

And the bad guy is called Mr Han.

Speaker 2 22:59

Which was also Jackie's character in the remake of Karate Kid.

Speaker 1 23:04

Yeah.

Speaker 2 23:04

Is that a coincidence, or is that on purpose?

Speaker 1 23:07

I think it's a coincidence, I think it's on purpose. Yeah, maybe I don't know.

Speaker 2 23:13

I don't know. I'm sure there's many other characters in the world named Mr Han.

Speaker 1 23:19

Yeah, consul Han.

Speaker 2 23:20

Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 1 23:23

Oh, and I'm going to be nerdy. Can I be nerdy?

Speaker 2 23:27

I guess, just a short period of time, be a nerd.

Speaker 1 23:31

Okay, so the guy playing Consul Han in Rush Hour, he plays the bad guy in a movie called Rapid Fire, which stars Brandon Lee, son of Bruce Lee. That's cool, it's a good movie.

Speaker 2 23:47

You're a nerd.

Speaker 1 23:48

I am. I'm not ashamed of that.

Speaker 2 23:52

No, I'm proud of you for being a nerd.

Speaker 1 23:54

Thank you, I'm okay with that, thank you yeah, no, okay, we're gonna talk about Enter the Dragon now.

Speaker 2 24:02

Yeah.

Speaker 1 24:03

And speaking of Rush Hour, by the way it's the same composer that did both this movie and Rush Hour, and did you notice that the themes are kind of similar?

Speaker 2 24:19

I'm not sure if I was listening.

Speaker 1 24:21

Ah, okay, sorry, I thought you would be listening, since I I probably should have, since you mentioned it? Yeah, and I still didn't listen. I mentioned it before. Yeah, so that you could.

Speaker 2 24:32

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, but the I also had people around me. That is true that were distracting and I was really trying to watch the movie.

Speaker 1 24:42

Yeah, I wasn't really listening to the music. Sometimes you fell asleep.

Speaker 2 24:46

That was later.

Speaker 1 24:47

Yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 24:52

I did not. I did not fall asleep, I closed my eyes and then.

Speaker 1 24:54

I fell asleep. Yeah, you blinked, yeah, for really long.

Speaker 2 24:58

It was a long blink. Yeah, you don't do long blinks.

Speaker 1 25:02

Sometimes Fantasy movies, yeah, but no, jackie Chan. No, because it's jackie chan he keeps fantasy he keeps my eyes open because I want to see jackie chan. I'm a big fan, if you didn't know I don't know. No, I'm questioning it yeah, I couldn't even come up with a word you're so dumb I know why do we leave? Why a?

Speaker 2 25:27

word. Why a word? Why would that set you off?

Speaker 1 25:33

Because I'm stupid. No, I'm dumb.

Speaker 2 25:36

Yeah. There's a difference Dumb isn't as bad.

Speaker 1 25:39

What did I think about this movie?

Speaker 2 25:41

You liked it.

Speaker 1 25:42

I liked it. You said that Okay, do I Do, I Do, I Do, I do, I Do, I Do, I Do. I have anything else to say about this movie?

Speaker 2 25:51

Oh boy, you have things to say.

Speaker 1 25:53

Yeah, it's directed by Robert Robert. Robert Broby, it's directed by a robot In a robe, ew. Oh, I guess it's okay if it by a robot In a robe, Ew.

Speaker 2 26:08

Oh, I guess it's okay if it's a robot. Yeah, ew, ew no.

Speaker 1 26:16

Robert Klaus.

Speaker 2 26:18

Is it Klaus or Klaus?

Speaker 1 26:19

Klaus.

Speaker 2 26:21

Robert.

Speaker 1 26:22

Klaus Santa.

Speaker 2 26:22

He's even.

Speaker 1 26:24

Santa did it. He's called Santa, sometimes Santa Claus. It's directed by.

Speaker 2 26:33

Santa. Claus, yeah, probably.

Speaker 1 26:38

Who also directed Battle Creek Brawl. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 26:42

Are you saying that Jackie met Santa Claus?

Speaker 1 26:46

Yeah. That's amazing, all right, yeah, anyway, the opening scene of this movie has Sammo Hung in it.

Speaker 2 26:58

Oh, that's right, he was small. Yeah, he was smaller than you.

Speaker 1 27:02

Yeah, he wasn't as fat back then, he was kind of chunky he was getting a little round. Yeah, he was rounding up, but Rounding out, yeah, but yeah, he got bigger.

Speaker 2 27:18

He did. That's okay. We like him the way he is.

Speaker 1 27:22

We like him a lot.

Speaker 2 27:25

A lot.

Speaker 1 27:26

Yeah, maybe not more than Jackie, but More than Jackie you do. No, I don't, it's okay if you do, because I really like him. If you like him more than Jackie, maybe you should watch the TV series Mashallah.

Speaker 2 27:44

Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 27:44

With Sammo Hung. It's very good Okay.

Speaker 2 27:47

Is it Chinese's? Very good, okay, is it Chinese?

Speaker 1 27:49

It's American.

Speaker 2 27:51

Okay, so he speaks English.

Speaker 1 27:52

He speaks English.

Speaker 2 27:53

Okay.

Speaker 1 27:54

But he has a heavy accent.

Speaker 2 27:57

Mm-hmm Okay.

Speaker 1 27:59

So not just his body, it's his accent too.

Speaker 2 28:03

Okay.

Speaker 1 28:05

But yeah, Back to the movie.

Speaker 2 28:12

Yeah, did you say what you thought about? The movie I did enjoy this movie um. Bruce lee likes to scream yeah yeah, it was kind of funny and there was this one scene with the mirrors yeah I thought that was really cool and really well done.

Speaker 1 28:27

It was. Yeah, I mean, it must be difficult to film that.

Speaker 2 28:32

With mirrors.

Speaker 1 28:33

Yeah, how do you?

Speaker 2 28:34

not get the camera, then yeah, exactly. I don't know. And what year was this?

Speaker 1 28:38

73.

Speaker 2 28:39

Yeah, it was very well done, though, yeah.

Speaker 1 28:43

Do we have more to say about this movie?

Speaker 2 28:46

I probably should have had something more to say, but I don't think I do. Oh, wow.

Speaker 1 28:52

Can we move this here? I'm sorry, I was itchy. Yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 2 28:56

Don't get mad at me for being itchy.

Speaker 1 28:58

I'm so mad.

Speaker 2 28:59

I'm going to go to bed now, yeah okay, bye. Bye those were your footsteps, not mine. Shut up.

Speaker 1 29:07

Did you leave? Shut up. You're in bed, okay, so we're Yay. Can you shut up? Okay, so we're alone. Yeah, yeah, I moved the microphone into her bedroom. Oh, and here's her life partner too. He's not well.

Speaker 2 29:36

What were you going to say?

Speaker 1 29:38

I was going to say, should we move on to the other movie?

Speaker 2 29:42

What other movie.

Speaker 1 29:43

The Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 2 29:45

Yes, please tell me a bad summary of Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 1 29:49

Okay, it's about a girl and her dog and she Okay, there's bad weather, you know cyclone, Is that what it's called?

Speaker 2 30:02

It's not just a tornado.

Speaker 1 30:03

Tornado. I think they said cyclone in the movie, but I yeah it's a tornado, it's a twister.

Speaker 2 30:11

Twista.

Speaker 1 30:12

Twista.

Speaker 2 30:12

Twista.

Speaker 1 30:14

Yes, and her whole house is in the twister and she goes to another place like a magical place. That's Oz, right?

Speaker 2 30:28

I think so.

Speaker 1 30:29

And there she finds three special characters, friends, and she needs to find a way to get back home to Kansas. And that's really what the movie is about. Her special friends want things too. One needs a brain, one needs a heart and one needs courage. Yeah, yeah, I'm not going to spoil anything more than that.

Speaker 2 30:57

Yeah, no, you probably shouldn't.

Speaker 1 31:00

There's also a bad witch in it.

Speaker 2 31:02

There's also a good witch.

Speaker 1 31:03

And a good witch? Yes, and a wizard.

Speaker 2 31:06

Yeah, who knew. Flying monkeys.

Speaker 1 31:09

Yeah.

Speaker 2 31:10

And munchkins.

Speaker 1 31:10

Munchkins. I was thinking what were they called Dumplings?

Speaker 2 31:16

No, I don't think they're dumplings, they're munchkins.

Speaker 1 31:18

Munchkins. I know, I know.

Speaker 2 31:22

Dumplings.

Speaker 1 31:23

The dumplings of Oz.

Speaker 2 31:25

I don't know.

Speaker 1 31:27

That's my movie. I'm gonna make that movie.

Speaker 2 31:30

The Dumplings of Oz? Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 31:32

Have you ever seen the sequel to the Wizard of?

Speaker 2 31:37

Oz. I didn't know there was a sequel.

Speaker 1 31:40

Yeah, I heard, it's really weird.

Speaker 2 31:44

Okay.

Speaker 1 31:45

And it was released in the 80s, so it's not the same actress, obviously.

Speaker 2 31:51

Okay.

Speaker 1 31:52

But same actors at all what I know. But it's weird. I heard and I think there was quite a bit of the druggies there when they wrote that movie. Is that something you want to watch?

Speaker 2 32:10

I don't know, probably not.

Speaker 1 32:13

So I'm gonna put it on the list for some other time.

Speaker 2 32:18

But, I just no, yeah, exactly Okay.

Speaker 1 32:24

We'll see.

Speaker 2 32:25

But it was your first time seeing this one.

Speaker 1 32:28

Yeah, I've seen clips of it.

Speaker 2 32:30

This was the one from 1939. 39. Did you already say that?

Speaker 1 32:38

I don't think so.

Speaker 2 32:39

Okay, the one with Judy Garland.

Speaker 1 32:41

Yes.

Speaker 2 32:42

So what did you think?

Speaker 1 32:44

It's amazing. I really love the visuals Great effects for the time, really cool and I love when she's in Oz and all the pretty colors and everything and I love the characters. The songs are great. Okay, my favorite song is probably somewhere over the rainbow yeah, yeah I mean, and that's the song I know since before, and also this song I was, you know, singing along to or humming along to, um, but yeah, somewhere over the rainbow. That's the title, right yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 33:32

What do you think about this movie, since you have seen it more than I have?

Speaker 2 33:36

I have probably seen it a couple times yeah when I was a lot younger, but watching it today gave me a new perspective on the movie yeah re-watching it yes watching the entire thing and, yeah, with what I know now, it came out really good if did you like it as a kid I mean I don't know if I really liked it no it was something that was necessary to watch, feels like.

Speaker 1 34:07

Okay.

Speaker 2 34:07

But I want you to think like this okay, yeah, movies started becoming a thing and started really developing around. What 1870, 1880,- maybe.

Speaker 1 34:23

Yeah, you know more than me about that.

Movie Chats and Self-Reflection

Speaker 2 34:25

Okay, maybe you know more than me about that. Okay, so if you think about it, making movies was 50, 60 years or so yeah around there. I mean like full length movies yeah so within that time, they found a way to make these special effects which I don't, don't know. It feels pretty crazy.

Speaker 1 34:47

Yeah.

Speaker 2 34:48

And then now it's been like well over a hundred years and it's come really far.

Speaker 1 34:55

Yeah, it has, but still. I mean some effects today looks worse than they did in earlier years.

Speaker 2 35:05

Yeah, sometimes.

Speaker 1 35:06

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 35:07

But yeah, I just wanted to put that little seed in.

Speaker 1 35:12

Yeah.

Speaker 2 35:12

I like the movie though. It is really good it is. It has inspired. A lot.

Speaker 1 35:19

Yeah, yeah, okay. So, uh, do you have a favorite song? I mean, I guess I'm gonna agree with you yeah somewhere over the rainbow yeah, do you have a favorite character?

Speaker 2 35:29

uh, I haven't really thought of that okay, I absolutely have a fair character probably the dog, oh yeah I like toto I, I've, I was so, you know, not curious.

Speaker 1 35:42

But, um, yeah, about the dog, but what the dog thought about the I mean the dog when they shot the movie and he's like what the heck is this?

Speaker 2 35:55

what's's going on? Yeah, what are these things?

Speaker 1 35:59

Why are they singing and dancing? And I don't get it.

Speaker 2 36:04

What's happening? I don't get it. Can I quit?

Speaker 1 36:10

Am I high? Yeah, no, my favorite character is the lion.

Speaker 2 36:19

He was funny.

Speaker 1 36:20

Very funny. Oh, absolutely my favorite character in this movie. Very funny. Yeah, hands down, Hands down.

Speaker 2 36:30

Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 36:32

Listen to me, put your hands down, fine, okay, are we done with this movie?

Speaker 2 36:38

I think so.

Speaker 1 36:39

Yeah.

Speaker 2 36:40

And then we watched A Fistful of Yen, which was pretty much Enter the Dragon, except a lot funnier.

Speaker 1 36:50

Yeah.

Speaker 2 36:51

And it was Wizard of Oz at the end.

Speaker 1 36:54

Yeah, it was a parody of both the movies.

Speaker 2 36:57

Yeah, very funny.

Speaker 1 36:57

It was very funny, yeah it was a parody of both the movies. Yeah, very funny.

Speaker 2 36:59

It was very funny yeah.

Speaker 1 37:01

I love that one Only like 30 minutes. That's a good length for a bonus movie.

Speaker 2 37:10

Yeah.

Speaker 1 37:11

I'd say yeah.

Speaker 2 37:13

So, Is there anything else you have to say?

Speaker 1 37:16

About that movie, about anything.

Speaker 2 37:18

Literally anything. Okay, I have to say About that movie, about anything, literally anything.

Speaker 1 37:20

Okay, I have to say something about that movie. Okay, a Fistful of Yen. It's from the guys who made Top Secret, the very funny movie.

Speaker 2 37:30

It is a very funny movie.

Speaker 1 37:32

Yeah, that we watched with a guest who did not like that movie. Time to start a war. I know you're listening.

Speaker 2 37:44

All right.

Speaker 1 37:45

You didn't like a movie that I like.

Speaker 2 37:48

We're going to go take a break, and we will. I'm not even going to ask. I decide now. We are taking a break.

Speaker 1 37:57

Okay.

Speaker 2 37:57

So you can calm down oh yeah, what is it called? That's your fist.

Speaker 1 38:04

Clinching my fists. You're clenching, clenching, cleansing my fists.

Speaker 2 38:09

You're cleansing your fists.

Speaker 1 38:11

Yeah.

Speaker 2 38:11

All right, you're going to sanitize it first.

Speaker 1 38:15

Yeah, then. Then I'm going to clench it okay interesting yeah we will be right back yeah, goodbye, bye and we're back again. What do we have today?

Speaker 2 38:42

I don't know.

Speaker 1 38:43

What are we doing today, Matthias? What are you looking at?

Speaker 2 38:46

I don't know the wall.

Speaker 1 38:48

Okay, the wall the wall. You want to sing?

Speaker 2 38:52

No.

Speaker 1 38:52

You want to rap?

Speaker 2 38:53

Was I supposed to rap?

Speaker 1 38:55

Maybe Do you have a rap in mind.

Speaker 2 38:58

No, nothing original.

Speaker 1 39:00

No, you can't do like the, you know, improvised rap.

Speaker 2 39:04

No, I can't.

Speaker 1 39:06

I cannot either. I mean, how can they do that?

Speaker 2 39:09

I don't know, I can't do it.

Speaker 1 39:11

No.

Speaker 2 39:12

It's too bad.

Speaker 1 39:13

It's impressive. It is the people that can do that.

Speaker 2 39:17

Yeah.

Speaker 1 39:17

People not like us who can't do that.

Speaker 2 39:20

I'm a fan of rap battles, so it's very cool yeah.

Speaker 1 39:25

I mean, I'm not the biggest fan of rap, but I do think it's impressive, although you know it's not my cup of tea, but yeah, still it's impressive. Yeah, I couldn't do that. I can't. Even if I have, you know, lyrics or anything, I couldn't rap anyways.

Speaker 2 39:49

Yeah, I stumble a lot, yeah, when I try.

Speaker 1 39:52

Yeah, so no, it's very impressive. It doesn't sound that difficult when you hear it.

Speaker 2 39:59

Yeah.

Speaker 1 40:00

But when you try it, it is difficult. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 40:04

What are we?

Speaker 1 40:04

doing. We have been talking and we are going to continue talking. I think it's your turn to continue talking.

Speaker 2 40:11

Okay.

Speaker 1 40:12

What do you want to talk about?

Speaker 2 40:13

We have to have something.

Speaker 1 40:15

Pokemon.

Speaker 2 40:16

You want to talk about Pokemon. I saw one one yeah, there's a pikachu behind me. Pikachu, are you mad? Yet? Probably you want to start a fight?

Speaker 1 40:25

sure okay okay, do you want to fight? No oh yeah, we were talking about you yelling at me I don't want to yell at you no, but you can get that out of your head and just lay it on me.

Speaker 2 40:40

I have nothing to complain about. You're perfect.

Speaker 1 40:43

No, I can help you.

Speaker 2 40:46

Okay, go ahead. We're going to talk about the bad things about Matias. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 40:53

I'm stubborn, I'm childish, I'm fat, I don childish, I'm fat.

Speaker 2 40:59

I don't care. No, that doesn't affect me.

Speaker 1 41:03

No, but it's still true.

Speaker 2 41:07

It's not really a con for me.

Speaker 1 41:09

Okay, oh, you want me to be fatter.

Speaker 2 41:12

No, no, well, I don't care no.

Speaker 1 41:15

Okay.

Speaker 2 41:16

For your sake, no.

Speaker 1 41:17

Please chime in with something. I know you have something. I see it on your face.

Speaker 2 41:24

Okay, yeah, say it no, but I don't want you getting upset.

Speaker 1 41:28

If I can promise I'm not going to be upset.

Speaker 2 41:31

Can you though? Yeah, you're spoiled.

Speaker 1 41:33

I am.

Speaker 2 41:34

Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 41:36

That's it. I don't have it Spoiled, that's it.

Speaker 2 41:39

I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 41:40

No, I'm like just one word.

Speaker 2 41:43

Yeah.

Speaker 1 41:44

I was expecting more.

Speaker 2 41:46

I want to say selfish, but I can't really complain about that because I'm also pretty selfish.

Speaker 1 41:53

Yeah, we're selfish.

Speaker 2 41:54

We're both selfish and we clash.

Speaker 1 41:57

Stubborn. I think we're kind of stubborn both of us oh yeah, I'm definitely and what was the other word I said? Fat yeah, that too wow, okay no, uh, childish. Yeah, okay, maybe I'm a bit more childish than you are, but then again people say that it's a good thing having the sense of child. I mean, I can be childish. Yeah, you can be.

Speaker 2 42:26

It's helpful for when I'm working with kids.

Speaker 1 42:30

Yeah, do you want to say more words about me? It's okay, and I mean, even if it applies to you, you can still say it about me, and I really don't take offense.

Speaker 2 42:42

I don't know.

Speaker 1 42:43

No, because I mean all the words said about me. I've heard them before, it's nothing new.

Speaker 2 42:50

I don't want to be one of them. No, I mean against you in any way.

Speaker 1 42:55

No, I mean, it's my friends that have been saying that to me. I am your friend. Yeah, exactly, I've been called all these words by my friends and I think that's a thing. Friends should be able to say that to one another. Hey, that's over the line, I know.

Speaker 2 43:14

What your?

Speaker 1 43:15

stomach just said.

Speaker 2 43:16

Well, my stomach has more nerves than I do Now.

Speaker 1 43:20

I'm mad. Okay, this is taking too long. Impatient yes that's the word I was waiting for. Okay, okay, this is good, good, I mean, I'm so proud of you.

Speaker 2 43:32

Even when you don't have to be impatient, you end up being impatient anyway.

Speaker 1 43:36

Yeah, so.

Speaker 2 43:38

You have literally no reason to be impatient, but you are.

Speaker 1 43:40

Why can't I be impatient?

Speaker 2 43:42

Because when I'm editing you don't have to be worried about the time.

Speaker 1 43:46

No, but what if I want to come home sooner?

Speaker 2 43:49

No, that's a no, you're not going home.

Speaker 1 43:52

Okay, ever, I'm walking home.

Speaker 2 43:54

You can walk home.

Speaker 1 43:55

Yeah, so I'm coming home. You know what?

Speaker 2 43:57

I'm gonna drive to your place to pick you up to go to the gym and you're like halfway home, yeah, but I'm tired.

Speaker 1 44:06

This was a good segment.

Speaker 2 44:08

Okay.

Speaker 1 44:08

You did good. I am proud of you, but now it's taken so much time. No, I'm kidding, this is me being impatient joke. But we did say that since it's number 72, it's time for a history lesson.

Speaker 2 44:27

All right.

Speaker 1 44:28

And of course you don't trust me. No that I would come up with a word.

Speaker 2 44:35

That's true.

Speaker 1 44:36

Yeah.

Speaker 2 44:36

Yeah, I don't trust you to come up with words. No, exactly.

Speaker 1 44:41

Topic Topic yes, but I did come up with a topic.

Speaker 2 44:45

Just now.

Speaker 1 44:46

Yesterday.

Speaker 2 44:47

Okay.

Speaker 1 44:48

Okay, so there's almost an anniversary.

Speaker 2 44:52

Okay.

Speaker 1 44:53

Like 112 years ago. Okay, something happened, but I want you to tell me more about the history about Titanic.

Speaker 2 45:02

Titanic.

Speaker 1 45:03

Yes.

Speaker 2 45:04

Was it really that long ago? Okay?

Speaker 1 45:06

112 years ago.

Speaker 2 45:08

Okay, all right, once upon a time there was a guy, his name not important, it was a guy.

Speaker 1 45:15

Okay.

Unsinkable Titanic and Boat Guy

Speaker 2 45:15

And he was like I like boats, he was a boat guy. Okay, and he was like I like boats, he was a boat guy. Yeah, he was like I'm gonna draw up the biggest boat ever. It's gonna be amazing, it's gonna be pretty and fancy and there's gonna be like lights and stuff and beds and it's gonna be amazing. And he was telling this to his friend.

Speaker 2 45:37

Yeah and his friend's listening and he's like, okay, well, what if it sinks, then you're gonna lose everything. And the the boat guy was like it's not gonna sink, it's gonna be unsinkable. And his friend's like, all right, have fun with that that's unthinkable unthinkable. And then his friend, just like I don't know, went on with his life. He doesn't come back. That's unthinkable, unthinkable, ha Ha Ha. And then this friend, just like I don't know, went on with his life.

Speaker 1 46:01

He doesn't come back, okay.

Speaker 2 46:06

Abandons his boat friend, yeah, whatever. So Boat Guy is his name now.

Speaker 1 46:15

Yeah, Boat Guy. Is that a last name or?

Speaker 2 46:19

Guy Boat is his name.

Speaker 1 46:20

Okay, his name is Guy Boat.

Speaker 2 46:24

But he's usually called by his last name, like some people.

Speaker 1 46:29

Yeah.

Speaker 2 46:29

So his name is Boat Guy.

Speaker 1 46:32

Yeah, okay, he switches it. Yeah, it's like in China, where the last name is first.

Speaker 2 46:39

Yeah, we're going to say that.

Speaker 1 46:41

Yeah.

Speaker 2 46:41

He's probably Chinese, he carries the traditions Anyway. So boat guy goes on and gets people to build his boat for him, and then he calls it the Titanic.

Speaker 1 46:57

Oh.

Speaker 2 46:58

And then his friend came back and was like what's with this name? Why is it called Titanic? Just come back to judge his friend. Yeah.

Speaker 1 47:08

Very judgmental friend he has.

Speaker 2 47:11

Are they actually friends?

Speaker 1 47:13

I don't know, but he called him fat too right.

Speaker 2 47:17

I don't know, maybe he called him fat too, right? I don't know, maybe Fat and Chinese and childish and Chinese.

Speaker 1 47:28

You're fat and Chinese.

Speaker 2 47:31

So yeah, the friend was like, why is it called Titanic? And boat guy had a really good reason for the Titanic name, but he whispered it into his friend's ear and they never spoke of it ever again.

Speaker 1 47:48

Yeah, too bad, it was the friend's deaf ear.

Speaker 2 47:52

Yeah, he didn't really hear, but he just pretended.

Speaker 1 47:55

He didn't want to be rude.

Speaker 2 47:57

No, couldn't say what, what, no, no, he was just like yeah, okay, that sounds about right, that sounds good, and he left again I wonder if he'll be back I don't know if he'll be back. He never comes back after that. Um so boat guy has his boat now and he's like this is amazing and it's unsinkable, wow. And so he sends an invitation to a whole bunch of rich people to be his friend and to ride his boat with him to London, from London to New York and New York to London.

Speaker 2 48:37

They were like we're going to go yachting. It's going to be awesome. It's a really long cruise, but this is going to be great.

Speaker 1 48:44

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 48:46

That's what all of the rich people said. They were like yeah we're going to do this. So the rich people got onto the boat, the Titanic. It's not just a boat, it's the Titanic.

Speaker 1 48:59

Yeah.

Speaker 2 49:00

And they all partied and it was great and it was a little chilly, but I think there was some form of heating inside the boat.

Speaker 1 49:11

Okay.

Speaker 2 49:11

And maybe a swimming pool, because why not have a swimming pool when you're in the middle of the ocean? Yeah exactly, and I don't know lots of dancing and violins violins violin, violins, violins yeah, it's the fancy kind of violence. That's the word yes that was the word yeah so the boat's amazing. And then suddenly in the middle of the ocean the boat ran into something really big. It went boom boop, boop, something booped the boat booped the boat and it turned out that they booped the rock.

Speaker 1 49:54

He was a very cold rock.

Speaker 2 49:57

He was also known as the iceberg. Okay, and he said ow, why, why?

Speaker 1 50:08

So he hit the boat. Yeah, so he hit the boat back.

Speaker 2 50:12

He pushed it back and there was a giant hole.

Speaker 1 50:15

Yeah.

Speaker 2 50:15

And boat guy was like, oh no, my boat. And he went out to say sorry to the iceberg rock.

Speaker 1 50:25

Yeah.

Speaker 2 50:26

And iceberg rock was like the cold rock and cold rock was like it's too late. I already destroyed your boat. But boat guy was like it's okay, it's unsinkable. And then the boat started sinking and it was filling up with water yeah, and he was like oh no, it's not good.

Speaker 2 50:45

No, thank god we have like three lifeboats yeah, he was like I'm prepared with three light light lifeboats. I'm prepared for this situation. I didn't think we would need them, but we have three light bulbs to save us while this boat is sinking, even though it's not supposed to sink.

Speaker 1 51:08

No, exactly.

Speaker 2 51:09

And so I don't know, he replaced the light bulbs that were still working with the new ones. He was like this is going to fix it. But the boat kept sinking and then he was out of ideas. Boat guy could not think of anything else. So he was like luckily I have extra boats for my boats. My boat, my big boat, has some baby boats. We're going to take some baby boats. But he was trying to think of the people on the boat and he was like, oh, women and children first. And the majority of the people were women and children. Because that's the thing you know, women and children then like, go hand in hand.

Speaker 1 51:53

Yeah.

Speaker 2 51:53

And so all of the baby boats got filled with all these women and children, and so all the men got left on the boat and they all drowned and died, yeah, and then the cold rock laughed the entire time. That's what you get for booping me.

Speaker 1 52:15

Oh, so that's what happened.

Speaker 2 52:17

That's what happened. That's what happened and that was like half of the male population is at the bottom of the ocean now. Okay, so half of all the men in the entire world down there. That's bad luck that is bad luck. And so now we're surrounded, we're uh overpopulated with women and children.

Speaker 1 52:38

Yeah.

Speaker 2 52:38

Because of this incident, oh yeah, okay. If you've noticed, there's a lot more women and children. Yeah, the children don't become adults.

Speaker 1 52:48

No, they never grow up.

Speaker 2 52:50

No, that's right, that's what happened oh very interesting. So boat guy is dead.

Speaker 1 52:56

Yeah.

Speaker 2 52:57

And his friend. I don't know where he went. I don't think he went on the boat.

Speaker 1 53:02

No, okay.

Speaker 2 53:02

He thought the boat was stupid yeah. So, he wasn't that good of a friend either.

Speaker 1 53:08

No, he just kept abandoning. He was more of a bully than a friend.

Speaker 2 53:14

Yeah, but Boat Guy was so ignorant he still thought his friend was a friend, we're friends, we're friends. Right, like oh, whatever, and that's the story of the Titanic.

Speaker 1 53:26

Yeah, very cool.

Speaker 2 53:27

It is very cool.

Speaker 1 53:28

I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 53:30

I know you didn't know that.

Speaker 1 53:31

Yeah.

Speaker 2 53:32

And they made a movie. Yeah, the guy. James Cameron yeah movie yeah, the guy james cameron, yeah, something like that, I don't know yeah and the movie was completely wrong yeah, I mean, I didn't know anything leonardo dicaprio and yeah kate winslet yeah they were never on the boat no, okay no, it was just women and children yeah and boat guy. They completely left him out. I don't know why. Yeah.

Speaker 1 53:59

I don't know.

Speaker 2 54:00

Like he might have been filmed, but they cut his character, yeah.

Speaker 1 54:05

It's too bad, very stupid.

Speaker 2 54:07

It is Dumb, very dumb.

Speaker 1 54:10

I hate James Cameron now.

Speaker 2 54:12

You were never a fan anyway.

Speaker 1 54:14

No, that's true. I haven't even seen the Abyss.

Speaker 2 54:21

That's right. You couldn't possibly be a fan if you haven't seen all of his movies.

Speaker 1 54:24

True yeah.

Speaker 2 54:25

I don't know, is this enough?

Speaker 1 54:28

Yeah.

Speaker 2 54:29

Have you written a limerick this time?

Speaker 1 54:31

I haven't, but I started it oh my god Okay. In record time. I in like a second. I just came up with a limerick.

Speaker 2 54:42

Alright.

Speaker 1 54:43

Do it. Last week the fat guy was stressing His friend got all the aggression. Now he's been better when Apology met her and she now gave a history lesson, okay.

Speaker 2 54:58

Good job.

Speaker 1 54:59

Thank you.

Speaker 2 55:00

Proud of you. Okay, good job.

Speaker 1 55:01

Thank you, proud of you. Thank you, yeah, it was stupid.

Speaker 2 55:04

It was good, okay, matthias.

Speaker 1 55:07

Yes.

Speaker 2 55:07

This has been so much fun.

Speaker 1 55:10

Yeah.

Speaker 2 55:11

Sitting here doing nothing, would you?

Speaker 1 55:14

Sitting here melting.

Speaker 2 55:16

I'm melting. What did you say?

Speaker 1 55:22

Doing nothing.

Speaker 2 55:22

Would you like to wrap this up?

Speaker 1 55:24

yeah, if you see someone.

Speaker 2 55:25

Yeah, if you, you're just like I don't know, on your phone doing whatever or looking down, look up and the first person you see, go up to them and make this noise and then say hello. I'm listening to this super funny podcast called roasty toasty ghosty and you should definitely listen to it yeah if you want to hear more of this sound awesome, very good and then you'll be besties Like us. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 55:59

And maybe you'll fight once in a while too.

Speaker 2 56:02

That's natural.

Speaker 1 56:03

Or at least one of you will fight and the other one won't say anything.

Speaker 2 56:08

The other one will just be a cushion for anger.

Speaker 1 56:15

One day you're going to snap.

Speaker 2 56:16

Yeah, probably, but I've said that about a few things before.

Speaker 1 56:21

Yeah.

Speaker 2 56:21

I would snap and I've been pretty good, I think. Yeah, I've been close, not quite.

Speaker 1 56:27

Yeah, it would be cool if it was like the reverse.

Speaker 2 56:32

If you snapped at me.

Speaker 1 56:33

What.

Speaker 2 56:34

What.

Speaker 1 56:34

I do that all the time.

Speaker 2 56:36

Yeah, that would be pretty cool, I guess. Is that what you were trying to say?

Speaker 1 56:41

No, that you would snap at me, oh, and I didn't say anything back. I would just take it. It would be kind of cool.

Speaker 2 56:49

Would it though.

Speaker 1 56:50

For you? No. What if we switched bodies?

Speaker 2 56:55

Okay.

Speaker 1 56:59

Do I get to keep your thoughts or do I have to keep my thoughts? I think you will have your thoughts. Okay, but you're just in my.

Speaker 2 57:04

I can't get in your head.

Speaker 1 57:05

No, it's like uh, the Freaky Friday movies.

Speaker 2 57:10

Okay, so what would happen then?

Speaker 1 57:13

I don't know.

Speaker 2 57:14

What would that benefit?

Speaker 1 57:15

I guess you.

Speaker 2 57:16

I'm still me just taller and terrified because I'm so tall.

Speaker 1 57:21

Okay, I thought you were going to enjoy being tall for once.

Speaker 2 57:26

I mean. I might take advantage, but I'm going to be holding on to everything.

Speaker 1 57:30

You seem like you want to be tall. Sometimes, Just temporarily. You're always talking about how tall I am.

Speaker 2 57:38

You are tall, yeah, just in amazement.

Speaker 1 57:42

Yeah, it seems like you want to be tall so badly.

Speaker 2 57:47

Only when I need to be.

Speaker 1 57:48

Yeah, like when you're gonna reach the snacks.

Speaker 2 57:53

Yeah, I can never reach the snacks.

Speaker 1 57:56

So yeah, I don't know, Maybe we should stay in our bodies, though.

Speaker 2 58:01

Maybe we should do that.

Speaker 1 58:02

Yeah.

Speaker 2 58:02

I'm not sure if we have a choice.

Speaker 1 58:05

I don't think so probably.

Speaker 2 58:06

We have to stay in our bodies, yeah.

Speaker 1 58:08

And yeah, I mean guess.

Speaker 2 58:11

Just how it is.

Speaker 1 58:11

Yeah, we'll have to live with that.

Speaker 2 58:13

Yeah, our next Live mad libs is may 4th. For those who missed our last one, you can find it on twitch oh, is that gonna be a star wars? I think we're gonna be star wars themed yeah, can we dress up, sure, do you have anything?

Speaker 1 58:31

no, I'll be dressy I'll be dressing no dressy, I'll be no okay, but Dressy no, dressy-uppy no. Okay, but we figured something out.

Speaker 2 58:39

Yes.

Speaker 1 58:40

Who are you going to be?

Speaker 2 58:41

I don't know. I have some time to think about it.

Speaker 1 58:44

Princess Leia.

Speaker 2 58:45

I don't know.

Speaker 1 58:46

I know who I'm going to be.

Speaker 2 58:48

Okay, jabba the Hutt. Okay, we'll see.

Speaker 1 58:51

That's the one that feels very Matthias.

Speaker 2 58:54

I don't know very, matias.

Speaker 1 59:01

I don't know, maybe not you're wrong. Han solo. No, we have time to think about it. Fat solo porkins. Porkins, that was his name who it's one of the guys you know flying in the first one. You know at the end when they're gonna blow the death star into pieces. There's one a little bit, you know, heavier guy flying one of those things.

Speaker 2 59:20

X-Wing.

Speaker 1 59:21

Yeah, and his name is Porkins.

Speaker 2 59:24

Okay, I don't know, that's me, we'll see.

Speaker 1 59:28

Yeah, we'll see.

Speaker 2 59:29

All right, well, thank you for listening.

Speaker 1 59:31

Yes.

Speaker 2 59:31

And we'll be back next week. Have a good life.

Speaker 1 59:35

Yeah, bye-bye.

Speaker 2 59:36

Bye. Thank you for listening to the Roasty Toasty Ghosty podcast.

Speaker 1 59:41

If you kind of liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, tiktok and YouTube at Roasty, toasty, ghosty Pod.

Speaker 2 59:51

And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast, where we play live man lives every month the podcast where we play live man lives every month.

Speaker 1 1:00:01

Consider supporting us on buzzsprout, where you can find deleted content and our entire movie night lists we hope you enjoyed this episode, just as we enjoyed making it and we'll be back with another one next tuesday on a podcast provider near you goodbye matthias, goodbye lauren.