Ever wondered if you could lift weights with your toes while mulling over the subtle notes of a sugar-free peach drink? That's the kind of unique challenge we tackled in our latest episode, showcasing the lighter side of life's randomness. From the sound quality achieved by acrobatic recording setups to the refusal of a repeat performance of "Blitzkrieg Bop," we don't shy away from laughter or the occasional burst into song. Journey with us as we navigate the twists and turns of conversation, weaving through the complexities of idea origins and the comical trials of speaking Swedish without embarrassment.
Imagine sipping on Star Wars' blue milk as you explore a galaxy of culinary possibilities with us, or even better, craft your own tale of galactic encounters without Google's assistance. In true storyteller fashion, we spun a narrative featuring Jabba the Hutt with a side of levitating Yoda and telepathic droids. The discussion is as vivid as a Wookiee's roar, and although there are no high-profile guests to boast, we promise an experience filled with imagination, wit, and the kind of quirky banter that makes the absurdity of combining weightlifting and podcasting seem almost normal. Strap in for a session where every turn is unexpected, and the joy is in the playful meandering of our chat.
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The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.
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Ever wondered if you could lift weights with your toes while mulling over the subtle notes of a sugar-free peach drink? That's the kind of unique challenge we tackled in our latest episode, showcasing the lighter side of life's randomness. From the sound quality achieved by acrobatic recording setups to the refusal of a repeat performance of "Blitzkrieg Bop," we don't shy away from laughter or the occasional burst into song. Journey with us as we navigate the twists and turns of conversation, weaving through the complexities of idea origins and the comical trials of speaking Swedish without embarrassment.
Imagine sipping on Star Wars' blue milk as you explore a galaxy of culinary possibilities with us, or even better, craft your own tale of galactic encounters without Google's assistance. In true storyteller fashion, we spun a narrative featuring Jabba the Hutt with a side of levitating Yoda and telepathic droids. The discussion is as vivid as a Wookiee's roar, and although there are no high-profile guests to boast, we promise an experience filled with imagination, wit, and the kind of quirky banter that makes the absurdity of combining weightlifting and podcasting seem almost normal. Strap in for a session where every turn is unexpected, and the joy is in the playful meandering of our chat.
Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.
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The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.
No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.
Speaker 1:
peach, peach. I like peach, I do too, but I don't like the zero sugar thing okay I don't know, maybe that's just my um. I mean, if I didn't know I would probably not notice any difference, but probably not no. But when it says zero sugar, I'm, I'm like, no, I don't like it don't want it, want nothing to do with that exactly what if I record while laying down? I mean, we can hear you still can you still hear me?
Speaker 2:
even though I'm back here, yeah okay, and then we'll off to the side. Yeah okay, maybe all right, this is where I'm gonna be.
Speaker 1:
For the rest, of the okay, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, what.
Speaker 1:
You're a loud American.
Speaker 2:
I'm recording from the other room what you can still hear me.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, okay, so we? No, we can take that. Yeah, we're not gonna start just yet. Do you want to sing?
Speaker 2:
No, God no. No okay, no, no, no, no, no, no. But you did no God, no, no, okay, no, no, no no, no, no, but you did. I want this in your.
Speaker 1:
Close to me.
Speaker 2:
As close as possible. Are you uncomfortable?
Speaker 1:
No.
Speaker 2:
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:
Just keep going yeah.
Speaker 2:
You're shoving it in there, ow.
Speaker 1:
Ow, I'm not that flexible. Okay, but you were singing before. So, no, and I liked it. Why? The thing is you were singing Blitzkrieg Bop.
Speaker 2:
Yeah.
Speaker 1:
Was that from the video or was it the original? You were thinking, or was it just?
Speaker 2:
I don't know Both. Where did it even come from? Oh, because we were saying monster burps. I said monster burp. And then I said blitzkrieg burp. Ah, okay, that's where that came from.
Speaker 1:
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:
On a scale of one to ten, one being being like nothing, and then ten being over the top.
Speaker 1:
Okay.
Speaker 2:
How annoyed are you right now, because the answer was not what you wanted.
Speaker 1:
What I really didn't follow.
Speaker 2:
That Okay, okay On a scale of 1 to 10, how annoyed are you that I did not give you the answer that you wanted about the Blitzkrieg pop?
Speaker 1:
Oh no, that I'm not annoyed at all.
Speaker 2:
I'm not annoyed at all. You're just really, really mad that it's not the video.
Speaker 1:
No, no, it just made me think of the video when you were singing.
Speaker 2:
I did think of the video too, but that was not why it came in my head.
Speaker 1:
No.
Speaker 2:
It was me.
Speaker 1:
Oh you, the whole time it was me. You're one of those thinking persons.
Speaker 2:
No, no, I didn't say that. Okay, I said it just popped up in my head how well, you burped and then I called you a monster and he said it was a monster burp oh yeah the monster bop, because boston, I don't know yeah, oh yeah monster bop and then I thought of the word bop and blitzkrieg bop, and that's how I came up with the idea to start singing Blitzkrieg bop.
Speaker 1:
I feel like I've heard this story before.
Speaker 2:
I don't think so.
Speaker 1:
Have you told it in another episode?
Speaker 2:
I thought you were going to say it in another language. I don't think I have.
Speaker 1:
Can you tell it in Swedish? No, yes, you can. I know you think I have. Can you tell it in?
Speaker 2:
Swedish no, yes, you can, I know you can Sure.
Speaker 1:
Maybe I could, if you were a different person and this was a different situation. You don't want to speak Swedish with?
Speaker 2:
me. No, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1:
I don't get it, I'm awful. Well, I'm awful at English.
Speaker 2:
You're way better than I am.
Speaker 1:
At Swedish. Yes, that's natural both. Oh no, I'm not better at english than you your english is better than my swedish.
Speaker 2:
Okay, it's what I'm saying by like a long shot well, maybe that's why you should practice the sw, yeah and I do, yeah, just not with me, exactly.
Speaker 1:
Why? Because you think I'm going to laugh at you.
Speaker 2:
Yes, you hear me speak Swedish all the time, just not with you.
Speaker 1:
Yeah.
Speaker 2:
Maybe small things here and there but that's it.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, but you're not bad at it.
Speaker 2:
Okay.
Speaker 1:
I've heard worse.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, I mean so have. I Much worse.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, I mean so have I Much worse that doesn't excuse me, it doesn't make me better. No, well then.
Speaker 2:
Compared to them. Yeah, but you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:
Yes, I do.
Speaker 2:
I'm not going to sit here and try to explain something that you already know, I know and You're not try to explain something that you already know I know You're not stupid, well, shut up. Okay, no one asked Shut up stupid, you're stupid. I can lift weights with my feet, just so you know.
Speaker 1:
I'm that strong, that's cool.
Speaker 2:
I'm so Wait, no, look how strong.
Speaker 1:
I am Wait. You said weight, weight.
Speaker 2:
Look at Wait, no, look how strong I am. Wait, ha ha. Ha, you said wait, wait. Look at the weights. Okay, look how strong I am. Ha Wow, my foot is so strong.
Speaker 1:
Yeah.
Speaker 2:
I'm gonna work out while we do this, okay, yes.
Speaker 1:
I feel like I was gonna say something yeah well. But it was probably nothing, you know. Yeah, it was probably something stupid. Oh yeah, I'm not stupid, I'm dumb, not stupid. Shut up, oh.
Speaker 2:
I'm making all the noises in the background. It's stuck. I can't get it off now.
Speaker 1:
It's a weight Weight. You got a weight on your foot.
Speaker 2:
I got to wait for the weight to get off my foot yeah um. Did you hear my chair?
Speaker 1:
no, I didn't, that's because I got a new chair, yeah it's not squeaky no squeaky chair squeak chair that's what it's called actually.
Speaker 2:
That was the ikea name for it no squeak chair okay how would? How would you name that in swedish? How would you say that? You tell me no, no, squeak chair no squeak chair the ikea name for this chair I mean because I got it at ikea yeah, maybe or inget, gnissar stort. That sounds weird.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, that's such a Google Translate answer.
Speaker 2:
Would you not use like icke, yeah, you can do that.
Speaker 1:
Icke gniss, but yeah, it still sounds weird.
Speaker 2:
Well it sounds weird in English too. Yeah, the no squeak chair, the squeakless chair.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, that's better.
Speaker 2:
Here I I am. I got it stuck on my foot again. Gosh darn it not the chair not the chair. The chair whoops okay maybe that's good I can't reach. Yeah, I can't get it, that's why it's good there's others.
Speaker 1:
I've been thinking about maybe getting one of the weight things, that one of those you know, not bag, but you know the set, the set the set? Yeah, I should, so I can you know train at home.
Speaker 2:
I should also train at home.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, but you already have the set.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, I just don't really use it.
Speaker 1:
No.
Speaker 2:
I have it because I wanted it, not because I wanted to use it.
Speaker 1:
I feel I would have more opportunities to train than you have. Yeah, because I don't have kids.
Speaker 2:
Or a yimpa.
Speaker 1:
Or anything other than working or yeah, soon maybe I don't have kids or Yimpa or anything other than working, or yeah soon. Maybe I don't even have that we're gonna lose our job Probably.
Speaker 2:
But I mean, if that happens, we're not gonna be too sad about it, okay. No, we're gonna move on, we're gonna move on.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, yeah, of course we are Every week. Yeah, I don move on. We're going to move on. Yeah, yeah, of course we are. Yeah, every week, yeah.
Speaker 2:
I don't know. We should strongly consider our actions before going forward with them.
Speaker 1:
Do you remember? No, no, you don't.
Speaker 2:
No, I really don't. How am I supposed to remember something like that?
Speaker 1:
I don't know. Okay, last week no.
Speaker 2:
Oh God, Pop quiz what happened last week, Sorry what?
Speaker 1:
No one knows.
Speaker 2:
What no?
Speaker 1:
When we had this, you know pre-talk, and it was like, oh, it's five minutes, maybe we should start it Mm-hmm, like oh it's five minutes maybe, we should start it. And yeah, what's the time now? 14 minutes.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean it went from five to like 20 to I don't know. Sometimes we have half an hour.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2:
It was like, oh crap, maybe we should do something.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, I remember when we thought that five minutes was too long.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, and in the first one I just gave you like a quick rundown on everything here and then I just jumped right into it. There was like no warm-up.
Speaker 1:
No.
Speaker 2:
Crazy.
Speaker 1:
Yeah.
Speaker 2:
How'd I do it?
Speaker 1:
We were drunk?
Speaker 2:
I was drunk, yeah, and I had been practicing the script in my head for like a week okay, yeah, I had no scripts to practice I wanted an idea yeah of what I was gonna do, instead of just sitting here like okay, yeah, that that's the difference between you and I.
Speaker 1:
You want to know what you're going to do. I just I don't prepare anything.
Speaker 2:
No.
Speaker 1:
Not even what I'm supposed to prepare.
Speaker 2:
I don't even do that, unless it's about Jackie Chan, because then I yeah, I mean I just finished his book for the second time and I want to be quizzed, okay, but I don't have it's time and I want to be quizzed. Okay, but I don't have. It's too late for a Jackie Chan quiz though.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, and I don't have a quiz.
Speaker 2:
No.
Speaker 1:
I'm sure I can look one up, but yeah, I don't know, maybe next week.
Speaker 2:
We can do it for the outtakes I'm editing next week.
Speaker 1:
Oh, next week, yes, okay.
Speaker 2:
So if we have a Jackie Chan quiz, we can put in the outtakes. Yeah, Since it feels a little irrelevant at this point.
Speaker 1:
True, but then again you're gonna talk about the Jackie Chan movie next week, so what Jackie? Rewatch.
Speaker 2:
Oh, okay, okay, We'll see.
Speaker 1:
We'll see what happens.
Speaker 2:
Alright, um, do you want to start this?
Speaker 1:
Yeah, maybe we should.
Speaker 2:
See 17 minutes. It's not going to matter because it's all going to get shrunk down?
Speaker 1:
Yeah, true, but it took me 17 minutes to say do you want to start this? Yeah, so for us it's 17 minutes.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, yeah, can you open mine for me, because I clipped my nails this morning?
Speaker 1:
Okay.
Speaker 2:
And I don't like the feelings. Thank you, whoops.
Speaker 1:
Do you want to talk, or should I?
Speaker 2:
I'm going to talk.
Speaker 1:
Good.
Speaker 2:
Because I have to make up for my bad behaviors. I'm going to stand on my chair Ready. No, I'm not. I feel like that's bad.
Speaker 1:
What was that word?
Speaker 2:
It wasn't a bad word. A foot is not a bad word. Okay, I just want to be comfortable.
Speaker 1:
Okay.
Speaker 2:
Okay.
Speaker 1:
Are you gonna talk about last week? Okay, okay, are you going to talk about last week?
Speaker 2:
Well, I would like to get into this. Okay, first to start off with I'm so pissed.
Speaker 1:
I haven't been up too much.
Speaker 2:
Okay, I thought you were going to say I haven't been that good.
Speaker 1:
No, I've been rude.
Speaker 2:
I'm not that good. I'm sorry. Now my legs are uncomfortable. I have to move.
Speaker 1:
Okay, that would have been worse.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, I've never even worn it in public, oh.
Speaker 1:
You've never worn it.
Speaker 2:
No, no. I got a wedding dress like custom made before I moved out here, okay, and then my wedding ended up not being what it was supposed to be, so Okay. I never really got to wear it.
Speaker 1:
Okay.
Speaker 2:
I still have it tucked away in my closet.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, waiting, you should have it at work.
Speaker 2:
I'm not going to wear it to work. Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, I know, that's why Okay.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, and everyone's going to ask if I'm getting married Like, yeah, right here at work, why not?
Speaker 1:
Yeah To you, to you, to anyone who's asking.
Speaker 2:
You didn't hear we're getting married. It was arranged. I should wear it to the one on.
Speaker 1:
Zimville yeah.
Speaker 2:
Get all the looks from all the people.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, what's the word?
Speaker 2:
Well, I was thinking like I don't know, yeah, all the higher up people yeah Me showing up in a wedding gown. Yeah, it would be fun. Anyway anyway, me showing up in a wedding gown, yeah.
Speaker 1:
It would be fun Anyway anyway.
Speaker 2:
Anyway, there was a little pool, Pool, pool, pool.
Speaker 1:
Yeah.
Speaker 2:
I'm trying to get it to sound right. Yes, offline, offline, offline. And that was my bag. Yeah, yeah, the fun thing that was that.
Speaker 1:
When I started like itching, I'm like, is this it? You're like, no, no, it's not. No, but it was okay. But yeah, I didn't really suffer from it.
Speaker 2:
No.
Speaker 1:
Okay.
Speaker 2:
On a scale of one to ten.
Speaker 1:
On a scale.
Speaker 2:
On a scale.
Speaker 1:
What's one and what's ten.
Speaker 2:
One is like nothing and ten is over the top Three. Okay, so you're getting there, we're climbing yeah, okay three.
Speaker 1:
Okay, so you're getting there, we're climbing, yeah, okay, should I? Should I push it, or should we wait? What my blisters?
Speaker 2:
I was gonna ask about how annoyed you were getting so far. Oh, okay. By the timing You're like three. I was like, oh okay, I'm getting somewhere.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, I thought you were asking about the blisters.
Speaker 2:
No, I'm not. How bad that was Well you answered before I could tell you what you were reading, what I was reading Rating, oh, rating, I was reading Rating oh rating Rating Rating, rating, rating, rating what you were reading 26. 26. The Okay Dramatic pause.
Speaker 1:
That's not going to show up on the thing, because you're gonna do it's just gonna say or it's gonna.
Speaker 2:
We watched dramatic pause today we watched dramatic pause yeah and what did we watch? We watched ow are you deaf? Yet that's all you were looking for, right? Yeah?
Speaker 1:
because I approved.
Speaker 2:
I didn't say I didn't like it.
Speaker 1:
No, no, because the next video just started, so we watched that.
Speaker 2:
It was Jackie Chan.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, so you didn't have a chance to say what you thought about the video.
Speaker 2:
No, I didn't get a chance to think.
Speaker 1:
No, but you did like it.
Speaker 2:
YouTube is so fast. Yeah, yes, I did like it.
Speaker 1:
And remember to actually like it. Give it a thumbs up.
Speaker 2:
Okay well, I like it in my head.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, but I want the thumbs up.
Speaker 2:
You want physical.
Speaker 1:
You know, click the. Thing.
Speaker 2:
The thing okay, All Like you know. Click the thing. The thing Okay, All right, All right.
Speaker 1:
All right, all right.
Speaker 2:
Stop.
Speaker 1:
What are you doing? I'm gonna check my stats.
Speaker 2:
Oh my gosh, matthias, now.
Speaker 1:
Yeah.
Speaker 2:
We're gonna have a break if you can get on with it.
Speaker 1:
Okay, my stats aren't very good, so Because you looked yeah Before we were on break, but we still have another movie to go through.
Speaker 2:
What.
Speaker 1:
Oh yeah, we have to finish the Sunset first.
Speaker 2:
Oh God.
Speaker 1:
Okay.
Speaker 2:
Okay.
Speaker 1:
The Pink Panther movies? Okay, the Pink Panther movies? Okay, he directed those and wrote those. The earlier movies, the first ones, okay, yeah, I have what? No, sorry, sorry, I, I thought you were gonna say something else. Okay, uh, I have actually, um, translated the subtitles to swedish for this one so I could watch it with my grandma, and she really enjoyed it too. So, yeah, um, I just want to throw that out there okay um, um, yeah, I don't know, and um button now wait 10 seconds.
Speaker 2:
Oh my god, you're gonna wait for 10 seconds yeah, okay, I'm sorry, I'm editing. I'm so annoying. Roller skates Action.
Speaker 1:
Action. It's the. It's a subtitle thing on 2, but it's the original. I didn't change the swear words.
Speaker 2:
Oh, is this the one where he's swearing?
Speaker 1:
Yeah.
Speaker 2:
Okay, aw, why why?
Speaker 1:
Why, why?
Speaker 2:
Why I want your version Aw.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, I mean that one got lost.
Speaker 2:
No.
Speaker 1:
Yeah.
Speaker 2:
Where? Where'd it go?
Speaker 1:
It was on my stick. Then I deleted it.
Speaker 2:
No From the stick, matias, all that work. You don't have like a trash bin you can search through.
Speaker 1:
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2:
That's your homework.
Speaker 1:
All that work, it took maybe like half an hour.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, I still want it.
Speaker 1:
I mean, you can do it yourself.
Speaker 2:
No, it's not the same. Just go into your trash bin and search for the word protector. I'm sure it'll come up.
Speaker 1:
Okay, yeah that'll come up.
Speaker 2:
Okay, yeah, that's not happening. Okay, all right.
Speaker 1:
Now the fun part is over.
Speaker 2:
Oh no.
Speaker 1:
Are we going to do Star Wars theme?
Speaker 2:
Yeah, we'll do that. We can start with that.
Speaker 1:
What kind of stories? Let's see why.
Speaker 2:
Oh, oh.
Speaker 1:
Why? So? Yeah, your life partner is going to be thrilled that you have another Jackie Chan movie.
Speaker 2:
Yay. In Chinese yeah, I'm going to watch it in here, so whatever, yeah okay, but you're going to have it in your shelf. Yeah.
Speaker 1:
Out there. Maybe I should make some space Big sigh. Sorry, no breathing, just breathing Okay, Because I use all my breath when I'm reading yeah, yeah, I'm the same way.
Speaker 2:
And you can cut out my breathing too.
Speaker 1:
That would be great Okay.
Speaker 2:
Your face will show the mask with which we I tried, okay, okay, which would be, I tried. I'm still practicing my voice acting, yeah, yeah, um, very good patience, okay. I just want to go through the themes in here okay because I know the first one's like unicorns and stuff.
Speaker 1:
Star Wars.
Speaker 2:
I don't know, maybe there's something and, like UFOs, that's maybe the closest thing. Meow, meow. Sorry for the noise. Yeah, it's okay, Future Matthias. History of the world could be fun actually.
Speaker 1:
I can hear myself sigh in the future.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, you're welcome to sigh as much as you want. Get that oxygen while you can. Yeah, maybe Mad scientist.
Speaker 1:
Oh, remember to text, lauren, that you're sighing right now.
Speaker 2:
Thank you, Dog ate my mad limbs. Much ado about mad limbs. I think that's like Shakespeare stuff. Ah, Boring Shark attack, mad limbs and presidential. So what do you think?
Speaker 1:
I don't know.
Speaker 2:
Finish up the UFO.
Speaker 1:
Maybe we should, we only have the two left here.
Speaker 2:
So we're, going to finish up the UFO ones.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, Okay, Type of food. Wait what they eat something right.
Speaker 2:
They do eat.
Speaker 1:
What's that called? Do you know any foods from the? Do you? Maybe, Okay, because I'm blanking.
Speaker 2:
Okay, wait.
Speaker 1:
No, can you help me? This is not Jackie Chan, so what were you thinking of?
Speaker 2:
Blue milk.
Speaker 1:
Oh, okay, but you say it like you came up with it, oh yeah, yeah, I was thinking about that, but I didn't know what it was called. It's blue milk.
Speaker 2:
Yeah.
Speaker 1:
Oh, that's yeah. Okay, can we take something else? Can we put the blue milk there and take something else for food? I'm gonna come up with some food. I'm sorry for being annoying Star Wars food. What are they eating? I mean they do eat. Is it possible to Google it?
Speaker 2:
No.
Speaker 1:
No, oh, feels so bad. Wait Type of food. Shall I fly your Okay?
Speaker 2:
T-A-W-N. No, it's a U-N. T-a-u-n. T-a-u-n.
Speaker 1:
Okay.
Speaker 2:
Is there another adjective what? Throughout the rest, yes, one more. Okay, I can. Another adjective what?
Speaker 1:
Throughout the rest. Yes, one more.
Speaker 2:
Okay.
Speaker 1:
I can't read.
Speaker 2:
This one. You're cutting that, Not funny.
Speaker 1:
Your sister likes it.
Speaker 2:
Okay, can I start over from the point of view of Jabba the Hutt?
Speaker 1:
Yes.
Speaker 2:
Close Encounters by Jabba. As a kid, okay, he wrote this it is a school assignment.
Speaker 2:
Let me tell you about the time I got abducted by Jedis. I was outside one night minding my own business when suddenly a bright tauntaun lit up the sky and I was focused up into a flying Yoda. Inside I came face to face with some evil critters that looked like a cross between a Wookiee and an oversized death stick. The creatures could only make strong noises that sounded even worse than someone scraping their minds on a chalkboard Yikes. Thankfully, the creatures could transmit their words straight into my hand and we could communicate using our battle droids. They asked to borrow my bounty hunter, boba Fett, so they could call their mothership. Have you tried?
Speaker 1:
It lit up a little bit, but yeah, it looks a little sad.