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[Outtakes] #74
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Support the show & get subscriber-only content.Ever wondered if you could lift weights with your toes while mulling over the subtle notes of a sugar-free peach drink? That's the kind of unique challenge we tackled in our latest episode, showcasing the lighter side of life's randomness. From the sound quality achieved by acrobatic recording setups to the refusal of a repeat performance of "Blitzkrieg Bop," we don't shy away from laughter or the occasional burst into song. Journey with us as we navigate the twists and turns of conversation, weaving through the complexities of idea origins and the comical trials of speaking Swedish without embarrassment.
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Rambling Conversation About Random Topics
Speaker 1peach, peach. I like peach, I do too, but I don't like the zero sugar thing okay I don't know, maybe that's just my um. I mean, if I didn't know I would probably not notice any difference, but probably not no. But when it says zero sugar, I'm, I'm like, no, I don't like it don't want it, want nothing to do with that exactly what if I record while laying down? I mean, we can hear you still can you still hear me?
Speaker 2even though I'm back here, yeah okay, and then we'll off to the side. Yeah okay, maybe all right, this is where I'm gonna be.
Speaker 1For the rest, of the okay, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, what.
Speaker 1You're a loud American.
Speaker 2I'm recording from the other room what you can still hear me.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, so we? No, we can take that. Yeah, we're not gonna start just yet. Do you want to sing?
Speaker 2No, God no. No okay, no, no, no, no, no, no. But you did no God, no, no, okay, no, no, no no, no, no, but you did. I want this in your.
Speaker 1Close to me.
Speaker 2As close as possible. Are you uncomfortable?
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2Oh, okay.
Speaker 1Just keep going yeah.
Speaker 2You're shoving it in there, ow.
Speaker 1Ow, I'm not that flexible. Okay, but you were singing before. So, no, and I liked it. Why? The thing is you were singing Blitzkrieg Bop.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Was that from the video or was it the original? You were thinking, or was it just?
Speaker 2I don't know Both. Where did it even come from? Oh, because we were saying monster burps. I said monster burp. And then I said blitzkrieg burp. Ah, okay, that's where that came from.
Speaker 1Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2On a scale of one to ten, one being being like nothing, and then ten being over the top.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2How annoyed are you right now, because the answer was not what you wanted.
Speaker 1What I really didn't follow.
Speaker 2That Okay, okay On a scale of 1 to 10, how annoyed are you that I did not give you the answer that you wanted about the Blitzkrieg pop?
Speaker 1Oh no, that I'm not annoyed at all.
Speaker 2I'm not annoyed at all. You're just really, really mad that it's not the video.
Speaker 1No, no, it just made me think of the video when you were singing.
Speaker 2I did think of the video too, but that was not why it came in my head.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2It was me.
Speaker 1Oh you, the whole time it was me. You're one of those thinking persons.
Speaker 2No, no, I didn't say that. Okay, I said it just popped up in my head how well, you burped and then I called you a monster and he said it was a monster burp oh yeah the monster bop, because boston, I don't know yeah, oh yeah monster bop and then I thought of the word bop and blitzkrieg bop, and that's how I came up with the idea to start singing Blitzkrieg bop.
Speaker 1I feel like I've heard this story before.
Speaker 2I don't think so.
Speaker 1Have you told it in another episode?
Speaker 2I thought you were going to say it in another language. I don't think I have.
Speaker 1Can you tell it in Swedish? No, yes, you can. I know you think I have. Can you tell it in?
Speaker 2Swedish no, yes, you can, I know you can Sure.
Speaker 1Maybe I could, if you were a different person and this was a different situation. You don't want to speak Swedish with?
Speaker 2me. No, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1I don't get it, I'm awful. Well, I'm awful at English.
Speaker 2You're way better than I am.
Speaker 1At Swedish. Yes, that's natural both. Oh no, I'm not better at english than you your english is better than my swedish.
Speaker 2Okay, it's what I'm saying by like a long shot well, maybe that's why you should practice the sw, yeah and I do, yeah, just not with me, exactly.
Speaker 1Why? Because you think I'm going to laugh at you.
Speaker 2Yes, you hear me speak Swedish all the time, just not with you.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Maybe small things here and there but that's it.
Speaker 1Yeah, but you're not bad at it.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1I've heard worse.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean so have. I Much worse.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean so have I Much worse that doesn't excuse me, it doesn't make me better. No, well then.
Speaker 2Compared to them. Yeah, but you know what I mean.
Speaker 1Yes, I do.
Speaker 2I'm not going to sit here and try to explain something that you already know, I know and You're not try to explain something that you already know I know You're not stupid, well, shut up. Okay, no one asked Shut up stupid, you're stupid. I can lift weights with my feet, just so you know.
Speaker 1I'm that strong, that's cool.
Speaker 2I'm so Wait, no, look how strong.
Speaker 1I am Wait. You said weight, weight.
Speaker 2Look at Wait, no, look how strong I am. Wait, ha ha. Ha, you said wait, wait. Look at the weights. Okay, look how strong I am. Ha Wow, my foot is so strong.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I'm gonna work out while we do this, okay, yes.
Speaker 1I feel like I was gonna say something yeah well. But it was probably nothing, you know. Yeah, it was probably something stupid. Oh yeah, I'm not stupid, I'm dumb, not stupid. Shut up, oh.
Speaker 2I'm making all the noises in the background. It's stuck. I can't get it off now.
Speaker 1It's a weight Weight. You got a weight on your foot.
Speaker 2I got to wait for the weight to get off my foot yeah um. Did you hear my chair?
Speaker 1no, I didn't, that's because I got a new chair, yeah it's not squeaky no squeaky chair squeak chair that's what it's called actually.
Speaker 2That was the ikea name for it no squeak chair okay how would? How would you name that in swedish? How would you say that? You tell me no, no, squeak chair no squeak chair the ikea name for this chair I mean because I got it at ikea yeah, maybe or inget, gnissar stort. That sounds weird.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's such a Google Translate answer.
Speaker 2Would you not use like icke, yeah, you can do that.
Speaker 1Icke gniss, but yeah, it still sounds weird.
Speaker 2Well it sounds weird in English too. Yeah, the no squeak chair, the squeakless chair.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's better.
Speaker 2Here I I am. I got it stuck on my foot again. Gosh darn it not the chair not the chair. The chair whoops okay maybe that's good I can't reach. Yeah, I can't get it, that's why it's good there's others.
Speaker 1I've been thinking about maybe getting one of the weight things, that one of those you know, not bag, but you know the set, the set the set? Yeah, I should, so I can you know train at home.
Speaker 2I should also train at home.
Speaker 1Yeah, but you already have the set.
Speaker 2Yeah, I just don't really use it.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2I have it because I wanted it, not because I wanted to use it.
Speaker 1I feel I would have more opportunities to train than you have. Yeah, because I don't have kids.
Speaker 2Or a yimpa.
Speaker 1Or anything other than working or yeah, soon maybe I don't have kids or Yimpa or anything other than working, or yeah soon. Maybe I don't even have that we're gonna lose our job Probably.
Speaker 2But I mean, if that happens, we're not gonna be too sad about it, okay. No, we're gonna move on, we're gonna move on.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, of course we are Every week. Yeah, I don move on. We're going to move on. Yeah, yeah, of course we are. Yeah, every week, yeah.
Speaker 2I don't know. We should strongly consider our actions before going forward with them.
Speaker 1Do you remember? No, no, you don't.
Speaker 2No, I really don't. How am I supposed to remember something like that?
Speaker 1I don't know. Okay, last week no.
Speaker 2Oh God, Pop quiz what happened last week, Sorry what?
Speaker 1No one knows.
Speaker 2What no?
Speaker 1When we had this, you know pre-talk, and it was like, oh, it's five minutes, maybe we should start it Mm-hmm, like oh it's five minutes maybe, we should start it. And yeah, what's the time now? 14 minutes.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean it went from five to like 20 to I don't know. Sometimes we have half an hour.
Speaker 1Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2It was like, oh crap, maybe we should do something.
Speaker 1Yeah, I remember when we thought that five minutes was too long.
Speaker 2Yeah, and in the first one I just gave you like a quick rundown on everything here and then I just jumped right into it. There was like no warm-up.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2Crazy.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2How'd I do it?
Speaker 1We were drunk?
Speaker 2I was drunk, yeah, and I had been practicing the script in my head for like a week okay, yeah, I had no scripts to practice I wanted an idea yeah of what I was gonna do, instead of just sitting here like okay, yeah, that that's the difference between you and I.
Speaker 1You want to know what you're going to do. I just I don't prepare anything.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1Not even what I'm supposed to prepare.
Speaker 2I don't even do that, unless it's about Jackie Chan, because then I yeah, I mean I just finished his book for the second time and I want to be quizzed, okay, but I don't have it's time and I want to be quizzed. Okay, but I don't have. It's too late for a Jackie Chan quiz though.
Speaker 1Yeah, and I don't have a quiz.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1I'm sure I can look one up, but yeah, I don't know, maybe next week.
Speaker 2We can do it for the outtakes I'm editing next week.
Speaker 1Oh, next week, yes, okay.
Speaker 2So if we have a Jackie Chan quiz, we can put in the outtakes. Yeah, Since it feels a little irrelevant at this point.
Speaker 1True, but then again you're gonna talk about the Jackie Chan movie next week, so what Jackie? Rewatch.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, okay, We'll see.
Speaker 1We'll see what happens.
Speaker 2Alright, um, do you want to start this?
Speaker 1Yeah, maybe we should.
Speaker 2See 17 minutes. It's not going to matter because it's all going to get shrunk down?
Speaker 1Yeah, true, but it took me 17 minutes to say do you want to start this? Yeah, so for us it's 17 minutes.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, can you open mine for me, because I clipped my nails this morning?
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And I don't like the feelings. Thank you, whoops.
Speaker 1Do you want to talk, or should I?
Speaker 2I'm going to talk.
Speaker 1Good.
Speaker 2Because I have to make up for my bad behaviors. I'm going to stand on my chair Ready. No, I'm not. I feel like that's bad.
Speaker 1What was that word?
Speaker 2It wasn't a bad word. A foot is not a bad word. Okay, I just want to be comfortable.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Are you gonna talk about last week? Okay, okay, are you going to talk about last week?
Speaker 2Well, I would like to get into this. Okay, first to start off with I'm so pissed.
Speaker 1I haven't been up too much.
Speaker 2Okay, I thought you were going to say I haven't been that good.
Speaker 1No, I've been rude.
Speaker 2I'm not that good. I'm sorry. Now my legs are uncomfortable. I have to move.
Speaker 1Okay, that would have been worse.
Speaker 2Yeah, I've never even worn it in public, oh.
Speaker 1You've never worn it.
Speaker 2No, no. I got a wedding dress like custom made before I moved out here, okay, and then my wedding ended up not being what it was supposed to be, so Okay. I never really got to wear it.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2I still have it tucked away in my closet.
Speaker 1Yeah, waiting, you should have it at work.
Speaker 2I'm not going to wear it to work. Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1Yeah, I know, that's why Okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, and everyone's going to ask if I'm getting married Like, yeah, right here at work, why not?
Speaker 1Yeah To you, to you, to anyone who's asking.
Speaker 2You didn't hear we're getting married. It was arranged. I should wear it to the one on.
Speaker 1Zimville yeah.
Speaker 2Get all the looks from all the people.
Speaker 1Yeah, what's the word?
Speaker 2Well, I was thinking like I don't know, yeah, all the higher up people yeah Me showing up in a wedding gown. Yeah, it would be fun. Anyway anyway, me showing up in a wedding gown, yeah.
Speaker 1It would be fun Anyway anyway.
Speaker 2Anyway, there was a little pool, Pool, pool, pool.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I'm trying to get it to sound right. Yes, offline, offline, offline. And that was my bag. Yeah, yeah, the fun thing that was that.
Speaker 1When I started like itching, I'm like, is this it? You're like, no, no, it's not. No, but it was okay. But yeah, I didn't really suffer from it.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2On a scale of one to ten.
Speaker 1On a scale.
Speaker 2On a scale.
Speaker 1What's one and what's ten.
Speaker 2One is like nothing and ten is over the top Three. Okay, so you're getting there, we're climbing yeah, okay three.
Speaker 1Okay, so you're getting there, we're climbing, yeah, okay, should I? Should I push it, or should we wait? What my blisters?
Speaker 2I was gonna ask about how annoyed you were getting so far. Oh, okay. By the timing You're like three. I was like, oh okay, I'm getting somewhere.
Speaker 1Yeah, I thought you were asking about the blisters.
Speaker 2No, I'm not. How bad that was Well you answered before I could tell you what you were reading, what I was reading Rating, oh, rating, I was reading Rating oh rating Rating Rating, rating, rating, rating what you were reading 26. 26. The Okay Dramatic pause.
Speaker 1That's not going to show up on the thing, because you're gonna do it's just gonna say or it's gonna.
Speaker 2We watched dramatic pause today we watched dramatic pause yeah and what did we watch? We watched ow are you deaf? Yet that's all you were looking for, right? Yeah?
Speaker 1because I approved.
Speaker 2I didn't say I didn't like it.
Speaker 1No, no, because the next video just started, so we watched that.
Speaker 2It was Jackie Chan.
Speaker 1Yeah, so you didn't have a chance to say what you thought about the video.
Speaker 2No, I didn't get a chance to think.
Speaker 1No, but you did like it.
Speaker 2YouTube is so fast. Yeah, yes, I did like it.
Speaker 1And remember to actually like it. Give it a thumbs up.
Speaker 2Okay well, I like it in my head.
Speaker 1Yeah, but I want the thumbs up.
Speaker 2You want physical.
Speaker 1You know, click the. Thing.
Speaker 2The thing okay, All Like you know. Click the thing. The thing Okay, All right, All right.
Speaker 1All right, all right.
Speaker 2Stop.
Speaker 1What are you doing? I'm gonna check my stats.
Speaker 2Oh my gosh, matthias, now.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2We're gonna have a break if you can get on with it.
Speaker 1Okay, my stats aren't very good, so Because you looked yeah Before we were on break, but we still have another movie to go through.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, we have to finish the Sunset first.
Speaker 2Oh God.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1The Pink Panther movies? Okay, the Pink Panther movies? Okay, he directed those and wrote those. The earlier movies, the first ones, okay, yeah, I have what? No, sorry, sorry, I, I thought you were gonna say something else. Okay, uh, I have actually, um, translated the subtitles to swedish for this one so I could watch it with my grandma, and she really enjoyed it too. So, yeah, um, I just want to throw that out there okay um, um, yeah, I don't know, and um button now wait 10 seconds.
Speaker 2Oh my god, you're gonna wait for 10 seconds yeah, okay, I'm sorry, I'm editing. I'm so annoying. Roller skates Action.
Speaker 1Action. It's the. It's a subtitle thing on 2, but it's the original. I didn't change the swear words.
Speaker 2Oh, is this the one where he's swearing?
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Okay, aw, why why?
Speaker 1Why, why?
Speaker 2Why I want your version Aw.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean that one got lost.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Where? Where'd it go?
Speaker 1It was on my stick. Then I deleted it.
Speaker 2No From the stick, matias, all that work. You don't have like a trash bin you can search through.
Speaker 1Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2That's your homework.
Speaker 1All that work, it took maybe like half an hour.
Speaker 2Yeah, I still want it.
Speaker 1I mean, you can do it yourself.
Speaker 2No, it's not the same. Just go into your trash bin and search for the word protector. I'm sure it'll come up.
Speaker 1Okay, yeah that'll come up.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, that's not happening. Okay, all right.
Speaker 1Now the fun part is over.
Speaker 2Oh no.
Speaker 1Are we going to do Star Wars theme?
Speaker 2Yeah, we'll do that. We can start with that.
Speaker 1What kind of stories? Let's see why.
Speaker 2Oh, oh.
Speaker 1Why? So? Yeah, your life partner is going to be thrilled that you have another Jackie Chan movie.
Speaker 2Yay. In Chinese yeah, I'm going to watch it in here, so whatever, yeah okay, but you're going to have it in your shelf. Yeah.
Speaker 1Out there. Maybe I should make some space Big sigh. Sorry, no breathing, just breathing Okay, Because I use all my breath when I'm reading yeah, yeah, I'm the same way.
Speaker 2And you can cut out my breathing too.
Speaker 1That would be great Okay.
Speaker 2Your face will show the mask with which we I tried, okay, okay, which would be, I tried. I'm still practicing my voice acting, yeah, yeah, um, very good patience, okay. I just want to go through the themes in here okay because I know the first one's like unicorns and stuff.
Speaker 1Star Wars.
Speaker 2I don't know, maybe there's something and, like UFOs, that's maybe the closest thing. Meow, meow. Sorry for the noise. Yeah, it's okay, Future Matthias. History of the world could be fun actually.
Speaker 1I can hear myself sigh in the future.
Speaker 2Yeah, you're welcome to sigh as much as you want. Get that oxygen while you can. Yeah, maybe Mad scientist.
Speaker 1Oh, remember to text, lauren, that you're sighing right now.
Speaker 2Thank you, Dog ate my mad limbs. Much ado about mad limbs. I think that's like Shakespeare stuff. Ah, Boring Shark attack, mad limbs and presidential. So what do you think?
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 2Finish up the UFO.
Speaker 1Maybe we should, we only have the two left here.
Speaker 2So we're, going to finish up the UFO ones.
Exploring Star Wars Food and Aliens
Speaker 1Yeah, Okay, Type of food. Wait what they eat something right.
Speaker 2They do eat.
Speaker 1What's that called? Do you know any foods from the? Do you? Maybe, Okay, because I'm blanking.
Speaker 2Okay, wait.
Speaker 1No, can you help me? This is not Jackie Chan, so what were you thinking of?
Speaker 2Blue milk.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, but you say it like you came up with it, oh yeah, yeah, I was thinking about that, but I didn't know what it was called. It's blue milk.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Oh, that's yeah. Okay, can we take something else? Can we put the blue milk there and take something else for food? I'm gonna come up with some food. I'm sorry for being annoying Star Wars food. What are they eating? I mean they do eat. Is it possible to Google it?
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1No, oh, feels so bad. Wait Type of food. Shall I fly your Okay?
Speaker 2T-A-W-N. No, it's a U-N. T-a-u-n. T-a-u-n.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Is there another adjective what? Throughout the rest, yes, one more. Okay, I can. Another adjective what?
Speaker 1Throughout the rest. Yes, one more.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1I can't read.
Speaker 2This one. You're cutting that, Not funny.
Speaker 1Your sister likes it.
Speaker 2Okay, can I start over from the point of view of Jabba the Hutt?
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Close Encounters by Jabba. As a kid, okay, he wrote this it is a school assignment.
Speaker 2Let me tell you about the time I got abducted by Jedis. I was outside one night minding my own business when suddenly a bright tauntaun lit up the sky and I was focused up into a flying Yoda. Inside I came face to face with some evil critters that looked like a cross between a Wookiee and an oversized death stick. The creatures could only make strong noises that sounded even worse than someone scraping their minds on a chalkboard Yikes. Thankfully, the creatures could transmit their words straight into my hand and we could communicate using our battle droids. They asked to borrow my bounty hunter, boba Fett, so they could call their mothership. Have you tried?
Speaker 1It lit up a little bit, but yeah, it looks a little sad.
