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In which Lauren & Mattias tell various stories and assign their quarterly rewatches. They review their recent movie night films, and run through a couple of star wars themed mad libs before they play live on Twitch.
Content:
Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.
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The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.
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In a world where everything is unscripted. This is Roasty Toasty Ghost. Okay, so should we start this?
Speaker 2:Not if you're gonna talk like that.
Speaker 1:What I'm Daffy Duck.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, can you talk like daffy duck? No okay, what about donald duck?
Speaker 1:no, I can't do that mickey maybe bugs, bugs, I don't know. Okay, can you talk like?
Speaker 2:no, no, no, I can't do anything.
Speaker 1:No, no, I'm not I'm not much of a voice actor. No, no.
Speaker 2:Could be fun.
Speaker 1:Voice acting.
Speaker 2:Sure.
Speaker 1:Do you want to dub a movie? Yeah, do you want to dub a movie?
Speaker 2:Yeah, go away, matias. Those are my footsteps. Oh, why are you?
Speaker 1:working away. Oh, now I get it. It's from the movie oh my god.
Speaker 2:I'm not just saying go away, no.
Speaker 1:I'm like, did I hear it? Right, Go away.
Speaker 2:Matias, what happened there? Okay, bye.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I guess you want to do this by yourself then no, no, no. No, okay, we should start this.
Speaker 2:Thank you.
Speaker 1:You are welcome. Thank you you are welcome.
Speaker 2:Cheers, cheers, hello and welcome. This is Roasty Toasty Ghosty. I am your best friend, lauren.
Speaker 1:Yes, you are. And who am I? Yeah, I'm Matias. I forgot. I forgot for a second. I forgot what I was going to say I don't prepare.
Speaker 2:You forgot your name.
Speaker 1:No, I don't prepare, so I don't know what I'm going to say. You were supposed to say that you were my best friend too. Oh yeah, there was something like that I was thinking of.
Speaker 2:Wow, you just screwed everything up.
Speaker 1:I got panicky and just told them my name.
Speaker 2:I'm too good for you. Okay, yeah, you just you screwed up the entire episode.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, so it's down the toilet Now.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty mad.
Speaker 1:Oh, you're gonna cry.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm gonna cry, I'm frustrated.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It took a lot of courage to introduce, and now I don't know where to go from here. I'm not a very good actor. I could be a voice actor. I can make it sound like I'm sad, but I can't show my face as something completely different. So I'm Lauren and you are Matias.
Speaker 1:Yes, I remember that. Yes, and we're friends, we are kind of friends, friends.
Speaker 2:Friends, we're kind of friends and yeah, you get to put up with us for the next I don't know hour or so.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:And it's going to be very exciting. You're going to enjoy yourself and everyone's going to have fun. Here we are, let's do this. Yeah, how are you?
Speaker 1:Oh my God, You're not prepared with anything. I'm not prepared.
Speaker 2:You don't even know how you are. No.
Speaker 1:I think I'm rude.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so far.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, I'm good, good and rude.
Speaker 2:You're rude, you're rude, I'm rude.
Speaker 1:You're rude, you're rude, I'm rude, you're rude. Okay, I'm like a cheaper version of Groot. I'm rude.
Speaker 2:You're the generic brand.
Speaker 1:Yeah, branch.
Speaker 2:Branch.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm like a branch of Groot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, all right, all right, I'm good too, thank you.
Speaker 1:Okay, what have you been up to?
Speaker 2:this week Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2:That's it. That's all you had to say, beth. Yeah, I've been good. Oh yeah, my week has been okay. I want to tell you about last weekend for a minute.
Speaker 1:Yes, okay.
Speaker 2:Because it doesn't happen very often, but every now and then my life partner and I will go out on adventures. Yes, just the two of us, without kids or anything. And on Saturday we went out to a hotel and stayed the night.
Speaker 1:Very cool.
Speaker 2:Very cool and kind of fancy. I was so underdressed but I was comfy, so it was okay. I'd rather be comfy than not.
Speaker 1:Okay, wait, underdressed. Was there a dress code or what?
Speaker 2:No, but I mean compared to all the other people who were wearing like party clothes and looking nice and spiffy.
Speaker 1:Like suits and dresses. Nicer clothes than I was wearing.
Speaker 2:Okay, I was wearing jeans and some kind of t-shirt.
Speaker 1:I think, well, it's better to be underdressed than overdressed.
Speaker 2:I guess I didn't show up in my wedding dress? No, so that would have been weird. So we went to this hotel. It's not that far, it's like 45 minutes away, but still hotel's a hotel, yeah. And we had a lot of fun. We had some beverages and some fancy food and we went swimming. Oh, and there was a pool.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:On the like a balcony kind of. Okay, or it was outside but it wasn't on the like a balcony kind of okay or it was. It was outside but it wasn't on the ground. It was higher up and, uh, it was really warm in the water but it was really cold outside what, but it was really nice you could see, like, the stars and moon. It was very pretty. There were a lot of people, but if you ignore that and just like try to communicate among yourselves, the people kind of disappear, okay, and there's the moon, yeah.
Speaker 2:So we did that, we did some karaoke.
Speaker 1:It's very fun um, but you don't like to sing not while being recorded, okay. No.
Speaker 2:Outside recording is fine, but the best part of the entire time was there was a little cinema like in the middle of the hotel, kind of.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was kind of tucked away. Actually. That sounds like a really good part, oh my.
Speaker 2:God, it was so nice because there was no one in there. The movies were nothing anyone would want to watch. Okay, no one in there the movies were nothing anyone would want to watch, okay, but it was. It was really nice with, like, uh, comfy chairs and, yeah, it was just the two of us hanging out and watching these movies. We watched moulin rouge from 1952 yeah, is it?
Speaker 2:I think that's what you told me because I think I guessed six, but I think it was actually two yeah, uh, because I kind of remember it being the same year as singing in the rain okay, that's 52 okay, because this was black and white silent film with, like, the script on the screen, you know, in its own shot yeah it was interesting. It was kind of fun to watch, but a little difficult to keep up and like figure out the story and what's actually going on.
Speaker 1:But it was really nice yeah, it wasn't as good as the newer one no, but I was.
Speaker 2:I was going in there and expecting that one yeah I. I was like I love that movie and it doesn't even matter if we don't watch the whole thing, because I've seen it a million times and the beginning's the best part anyway. So I was like we can just watch for the first half hour. That's enough for me.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But it wasn't the Moulin Rouge.
Speaker 1:I was expecting no.
Speaker 2:I was like I didn't know this existed.
Speaker 1:So it was fun? Yeah, it was still fun, it was good. Was it the same story as the one?
Speaker 2:We didn't stay for the whole thing, it was two hours.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And I wasn't going to sit there for two hours, but not really, maybe a little bit. I mean, there was still like what is it Show? Dancing and stuff or what, what is it called show?
Speaker 1:dancing. Is that a thing probably? You know when they go out on stage and start dancing yeah and stuff like they would back then yeah, I really don't know a better word I know, I know what yeah, I know what you mean so okay, yeah, we're gonna it show dancing, even though I'm not really sure if that's the term for it. Yeah, and I don't have a better word, so I don't know.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure it's called something else. Anyway, I don't think it was completely the same story.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:There were probably some similarities, but that's it Okay. There was an elevator that I danced in because it usually had good music in it playing in it.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:And yeah, I mean, in between the things we just ran back to the room and hung out and laid in bed and watched Jeopardy and whatever else was on the TV. But yeah, even that was really nice and whatever else was on the TV. But yeah, even that was really nice. But the next day I woke up and my calves hurt so bad and like they were so sore. I don't even know why. It was probably from dancing to karaoke and the elevator dancing.
Speaker 1:The elevator.
Speaker 2:Elevator dancing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, was that what you said?
Speaker 2:That is what I was trying to say but it kind of slurred out?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm not even drunk okay. You could have fooled me.
Speaker 2:I know I'm a great actor, I'm a voice actor, you're a drunken master. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm a pig.
Speaker 2:You are. And the next day we had a giant breakfast and it was delicious and we hung out in the hotel room somewhere and then we checked out and we went to Ikea and I got a new chair.
Speaker 1:Awesome.
Speaker 2:The no squeak chair? Yeah, was the name of it.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But, yeah, that's, that's it, that's all, and then my week has been extremely exciting.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't know, not really.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:We did go to the gym on Wednesday. Other than that, I've been a total slacker. I'm the worst.
Speaker 1:Not well, just as bad as me, I guess.
Speaker 2:No, because you're still biking right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I do, I'm not, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:I'm not biking.
Speaker 1:But you do the other things, the gymnastics and stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I don't actually work out. I stand there and yell at girls.
Speaker 1:Well, aren't you like flipping them over and throwing them around? Sometimes, yeah, so that's something.
Speaker 2:I try to be gentle with that though, because it hurts Hmm.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh yeah. And last weekend I and my family made a bonfire, or we're preparing to. We put a bunch of sticks in a pile.
Speaker 2:There's a ton of trees in your yard.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Just laying there, yep.
Speaker 1:It's gonna be on fire On Tuesday. On Tuesday, when this Comes out, comes out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, very cool.
Speaker 1:Then it's gonna be a fire.
Speaker 2:We'll probably go down and do what we did last year. Yeah, check out the fire in town. Yeah, we did last year. Yeah, check out the fire in town. Yeah, you can film and I film like we did last year.
Speaker 1:Yeah, mine was in slow-mo. Yeah, I didn't know how to do that.
Speaker 2:Now you do, I do so now you can make cool videos yeah or not? Who? Knows, we'll see another fun story yesterday my life partner was stupid and broke his foot was that a cool story?
Speaker 1:very cool story he broke his foot.
Speaker 2:Was that a cool story? Very cool story. He broke his foot. What was he doing? He stepped off of his.
Speaker 1:He stepped out of the car, yeah, His work car which is actually a truck.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's it, yeah that's all he had to do was step out of there and he, I don't know he broke his foot.
Speaker 1:That's all it takes.
Speaker 2:That's all it takes to break his foot. I don't know, he's never broken a bone. Well, he broke his rib, like what. It wasn't last year, maybe the year before that.
Speaker 1:It was last year? No, it wasn't, was it? It was, it was last year.
Speaker 2:Was it? Yes, prove it, tell me your stories.
Speaker 1:Okay, because he he had his rib broken when we were watching the Eurovision last year Because he kept sneezing the whole time. And he was like Every time he sneezed.
Speaker 2:Was that, when Lorraine won?
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was last year.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I guess you're right, I guess you're right, I guess you're right. When was that Like? What month was that? May? It was May, so like almost a year exactly.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, awesome, good job. Life partner.
Speaker 1:You're amazing, you're so good at this? Yeah, winning at life so far. God, it sucks to be old, doesn't it? Yeah, every year in May, around May-ish.
Speaker 2:Can we please not make this tradition? That would be amazing if we just didn't do that.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But at least he decided to break his foot, like at the beginning of this weekend and not last weekend, since the last time we went out and tried doing something fun, like a cruise, he decided to get these blisters all over his hands and feet and his mouth, and it's awful.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and he had the worst time. Yeah, and your youngest also.
Speaker 2:And so did you.
Speaker 1:And me A little bit. Not nearly as bad. No, no, it was okay, but I felt it.
Speaker 2:That's so funny. I didn't get anything. I got none of it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, is it time for a break.
Speaker 2:Are we not?
Speaker 1:Yes, we're going to move on.
Speaker 2:Right now.
Speaker 1:Right now why?
Speaker 2:not Well. Today is Friday.
Speaker 1:It is it is.
Speaker 2:It is April 26th. And we watched movies. So Matios would you like to movie on.
Speaker 1:Yes, let's movie on.
Speaker 2:Let's movie on Today. We watched Sunset.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:And All that Jazz.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let me tell you, wow, finger Good job-hmm. Yeah, let me tell you, wow, finger Good job.
Speaker 1:You done? Yeah, let you tell me about what.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:You said let me tell you about.
Speaker 2:Let me Okay, no.
Speaker 1:Let you tell me about Sunset, okay.
Speaker 2:Let me tell you about sunset. This is a movie, wow. That's about all I can say about it.
Speaker 1:No, mic drop.
Speaker 2:This movie has Bruce Willis and he is an actor. What Crazy. You didn't know that.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:But in the movie he's also an actor.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:He's an actor playing an actor.
Speaker 1:Yes, that's an actor playing an actor. Yes, weird.
Speaker 2:And then he becomes, I don't know, a detective cop guy, Because he meets a martial guy and he's like let's solve this murder together Because we walked in on it or something and my ear is itching.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what they said in the movie that was one of the lines. Yeah, let's solve the murder.
Speaker 2:My ear is itchy but first, my ear is itchy, so we can get on to the mystery after let's solve my itchy. Why is my ear itchy is what I would like to know now.
Speaker 1:Let's prioritize that. Was that correct?
Speaker 2:Spelling.
Speaker 1:Prioritize? I don't even know.
Speaker 2:Maybe some people pronounce it like that I say prioritize.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I think they're both right, though how was that Did I do well?
Speaker 1:I would say, I would I mean, maybe, maybe, maybe you're right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know if you're right, but you might be right, but I being the person who's way better than you yeah clearly knows way more than you of course I would say prioritize okay.
Speaker 1:How would you say it in swedish?
Speaker 2:priorit his sera, I don't know zero zero priority zero, as in it's not prioritized at all no, okay, perfect because I said prioritized um, so they solved the mystery of the murder of this woman and they beat up some bad guys yeah, they shoot some bad guys shoot some bad guys and the end yeah, and I also made a video you did yeah, I never got feedback on that I liked it good so what did you think about the sunset movie? I'm supposed to tell you what I thought about the movie. What did I think?
Speaker 1:I don't know. That's what I'm asking.
Speaker 2:If I knew, I wouldn't ask you okay, I could tell you all right, tell me I don't know, it would be way easier if you could just tell me what I think.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You know what? The movie wasn't bad. I kind of enjoyed it, but I'm not sure if I really want to watch it again.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:But I did enjoy it.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:Maybe I wouldn't complain if I ended up watching it again, but I don't think it would be the one that I would choose. Okay, your turn.
Speaker 1:My turn.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, what am I gonna say about this movie? I can't tell you what I thought about it, or do you want some facts? Because it does star Bruce Willis and also James Garner and Malcolm McDowell. That's the bad guy. Yeah, I don't know. It's directed by Blake Edwards. I don't hate this movie. I know I do actually like this. It's like a western. It has some comedy in it.
Speaker 2:It's set in like in 29 yeah 1929?.
Speaker 1:Yes and yeah, I do like this one and I have seen it a couple times before. That's it. I don't know. I don't have much to say about the movie.
Speaker 2:But you like it.
Speaker 1:I do, I like the music to it. Okay, the you know, the Western type music thing. I do like that, yeah. So should we move on to the other movie.
Speaker 2:Yeah, can we just get it over with?
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, all that Jazz.
Speaker 2:The worst possible summary Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1:It's like an adult version of Fame. I mean really.
Speaker 2:Wasn't Fame rated X anyway.
Speaker 1:Yeah, maybe I mean Fame is about a bunch of kids.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:This is about grown-ups doing the same thing, basically as the Fame kids. So that's what I mean with the grown-ups doing the same thing, basically as the famed kids. So that's what I mean with the grown-up version okay but this movie is more of the director's point of view yeah than the actual performers.
Speaker 1:But it ends in a different way though, because maybe halfway, or more than halfway through, it takes another turn towards a weirder ending than Fame did. So if I yeah, I mean, that's kind of what the movie is about. It stars Roy Scheider from Jaws that you haven't seen.
Speaker 2:Nope.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I like him and it has some fun cameos that I like, or like supporting actors and such Like John Lithgow that I really like, and also the guy from the Princess Bride, the inconceivable guy Wallace Shawn or something. I think his name is, I think. So Now it is.
Speaker 1:If it's not it is that now, yeah, and I think there might have been more cameos that I can't think of right now. But oh yeah, maybe I should say what I thought about the movie. It was weird. I don't know if I'm a big fan of it or not. No, I'm not a big fan. I don't know if I liked it very much, but I guess it had some good things. I don't know. Actually, I wouldn't call it a musical per se.
Speaker 1:No, it was a dancing movie, yeah they were singing some songs, but it wasn't really a musical.
Speaker 2:No, I mean, the biggest musical part was at the end and they sang Bye, bye Love in their own way yeah, bye, bye which I mean sure it was kind of interesting.
Speaker 1:I I love the song but it's a good song, oh my god, they just dragged it out. It took so long, like 10 minutes and it was getting kind of annoying.
Speaker 2:Yeah, honestly, no, I did not like the movie no I, I did not enjoy it.
Speaker 1:No, not at all Not even a little bit.
Speaker 2:I mean sure it was kind of funny here and there, but like yeah. It's very sex-driven. Oh, yeah, and that kind of bothers me.
Speaker 1:Nudity. I don't know, I don't like it. Yeah, so much.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I no Not necessary, and it's only the woman.
Speaker 1:Yeah, of course.
Speaker 2:So director's a pervert.
Speaker 1:Sorry, okay, what's one scene I liked? It was the doctor that was coughing worse than the patient, but I don't think he was a real doctor.
Speaker 2:He was trying to listen to the guy's lungs but he kept like coughing like dying.
Speaker 1:Yeah, even worse than the patient. Yeah.
Speaker 2:So like I don't even know how he heard the lungs, to like give a proper.
Speaker 1:He's like you're coughing a lot.
Speaker 2:No, gosh, you're coughing. No, no, no, I didn't. Yeah, that was my favorite scene.
Speaker 1:No, yeah, I wasn't a big fan either, actually.
Speaker 2:No, I don't want to watch it again.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not going to watch it again either.
Speaker 2:Good.
Speaker 1:This is not going to be like a rewatch.
Speaker 2:No, I hope not.
Speaker 1:No, because if both of us don't like it, then it's not. No, exactly.
Speaker 2:No, that's a no.
Speaker 1:And that's kind of a. Can we call that like a cliffhanger for the next part? Yes, Rewatch.
Speaker 2:Yeah well, we're gonna get to them after the break, so stick around and we will be back to assign rewatches. We'll be right back, goodbye bye, bye and action and we're back hello hello what's plan? Let's just jump into everything. Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 1:We promised the people that we were going to do.
Speaker 2:the rewatch reveals yeah, Since next week is episode number 75,. Every quarter episode we uh movie rewatches where we assign each other a movie that we have watched within the last 25 movie nights yeah and we pick a movie that I enjoyed that maybe you didn't enjoy as much as I did yeah and vice versa yes so would you like to start, since you had one prepared. I was not as prepared okay.
Speaker 1:Yes, I did okay prepare this. All right, this is actually something I prepared, but it also involves jackie chan, so that Okay. Okay, so this is a movie that has two versions of it and we did watch one of the versions and I mean that's the one you should re-watch. But I also brought you another version, and that's Okay. Am I saying what the movie is first?
Speaker 2:Probably a good idea.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, the movie is called the Protector.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:And we did watch the US version.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And here's the Jackie cut, or the Hong Kong cut of the movie, and so that there, this is yours. Now what yeah?
Speaker 2:No, yes.
Speaker 1:It's an early present.
Speaker 2:Aww.
Speaker 1:Birthday present. Yeah, aww.
Speaker 2:And Birthday presents, yeah.
Speaker 1:And also, just like with the present I got from you, it's only Chinese speaking, it's all.
Speaker 2:Chinese, yeah, but Everything is Chinese.
Speaker 1:It has English subtitles though.
Speaker 2:Okay, that helps, unlike the one that I gave you that has nothing English, everything Chinese. Yeah, aww, thank you.
Speaker 1:You're welcome, and I also got the American version on a stick.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So you can choose which one you want to watch. That one has the end fight scene, is extended in that one and also it has another fight scene that that's not in the american version then I want to watch this one then okay, but do you want the american version too? You can get it, and just if you okay, we'll see what I do with that, yeah, thank you it was really nice of you you're welcome welcome. Why? Because I have that movie with the DVD with both of the versions. Oh, cool so.
Speaker 2:I already.
Speaker 1:Cool, you got the Chinese version.
Speaker 2:And how perfect that we have Wednesday off, exactly Okay, my turn.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm going to go a little bit outside of the past 25, since either we both liked the movie or we both disliked the movie equally. So just a couple movies outside.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure I know which one.
Speaker 2:Are you sure?
Speaker 1:Maybe not.
Speaker 2:Maybe not, Because originally neither of us really liked the movie.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:But as time went on, I found that I had a couple of the songs stuck in my head for quite a while. You're giving me a look already, because maybe you know, yeah but might there be a roof in the title?
Speaker 2:okay, but um, even though maybe I didn't enjoy the movie as much as maybe I should have the first time, I really just want the deep dive into the movie so you better pay attention and take your notes because I want to know the story. Yeah, so uh, yeah, I'm going with fiddler, fiddler, fiddler on the roof. I can't say it no, fiddler.
Speaker 1:Okay, how do you say it?
Speaker 2:fiddler, fiddler fiddler fiddler, fiddler on the roof fiddler, fiddler, fiddler, fiddler, okay, okay and how?
Speaker 1:on the roof.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's the easy part yeah, the guy playing a fiddle on a roof.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, okay. I kind of expected that one, so Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's the best I could come up with.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So I really look forward to your research assignment.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:And I will research this one as well as I can in.
Speaker 1:Chinese. I will write in Chinese as well, but you also have the American one if you want to.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what's next?
Speaker 1:Yeah, what's next? I don't know.
Speaker 2:I want to look for stories, fun stories.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Are we going to do the Mad Libs?
Speaker 2:Yeah, we'll do a couple.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:One or two. What kind of stories do you want to look up?
Speaker 1:do they have some kind of like um bonfire stories or something like that? You know, I have some campfire stories okay, yeah, I want funny folk tales, spooky or truly scary okay, folk tales what I can't even say the word is that the one you're picking? What's that? Like old folklore, yeah if that's okay, or what do you?
Speaker 2:I asked you, I didn't ask me. I said that, if that's okay, without the if, that's okay, you decide let's try that if it's not too boring.
Speaker 1:That's the most boring answer of the of all of them, but I feel like it's what I was kind of searching for okay.
Speaker 2:So folk tales are traditional and timeless stories and maybe a few tall tales. They're a great way to share history throughout generations.
Speaker 1:Yeah, tall tale, that's a fun word, or words Mm-hmm, because is the tale very tall?
Speaker 2:It means that it's probably not true, oh. So tall is not true or exaggerated.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm Okay.
Speaker 2:This looks like a fun one. Yeah, how the Racco got his coat. It's a Native American story.
Speaker 1:Oh, sounds good.
Speaker 2:It's a little long. Okay, you got time for a fun story.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It wasn't going to be a quick story.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:But I mean.
Speaker 1:Am I supposed to comment, or am I just?
Speaker 2:As you wish.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, as you wish.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, how the raccoon got his coat. It's a Native American story, campfire story, since we're going to have campfires or bonfires on Tuesday. Yes, to scare the witches away, all right. Many years ago, raccoon looked different than he does today. He used to be all silver, smooth, from nose to the tip of his tail. This is the story of how all that changed. Okay, ready.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, raccoon was heading home after a night of hunting when he passed Raven's home in the forest. So we have a raccoon and a raven.
Speaker 1:Okay, so these are two different characters. Yeah, they are the animal. They are animals.
Speaker 2:Yes, not people, they are animals.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Not people.
Speaker 1:They are animals, so it's like a fable.
Speaker 2:I guess so.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But it's a Native American tale.
Speaker 1:Yes, I'm sorry for interrupting.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, I'm so upset. Raccoon noticed that Raven was just inside the house and as he passed he caught a glimpse of five beautiful silver rings Rings that Raven had stolen and stashed away for safekeeping. Raven's a bad guy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:Raccoon instantly wanted the rings and was determined to get them.
Speaker 1:So Raccoon's not perfect either. No, I'm thinking, sounds like a bad guy, that too.
Speaker 2:Neither of them are great.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:But yeah Anyway.
Speaker 1:Hmm.
Speaker 2:Later that night, after it grew dark, raccoon put his plan into motion. He put on a mask to put no To put on a mask. To put no to put on a mask. He put on a mask to put on a mask. Um, he put on a mask to hide his face and lit a torch to carry under his chin. You can imagine how scary he looked. He snuck quietly up to raven's home and started to make eerie sounds at the windows. Woo, woo, he cried. Wow, yeah, that was my best ghost impression.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and you're a voice actor.
Speaker 2:I am, so I'm doing really good so far.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Raccoon thought that Raven would be scared and run away, but instead Raven ran straight out to meet the intruder. Oh my God, I said intruder because I thought it was gonna say murderer, but that's not what I said. Um, but instead raven ran straight out to meet the intruder, not murder no, no one's dead yet there's no murderer here.
Speaker 2:Uh, raccoon had to change his plan, and so he led raven into the woods with his spooky sounds, then creeped back to the house. While raven was searching the woods, raccoon opened raven's trunk and found the five rings even more beautiful than he had thought. Wow, he was ready to run off with them when he realized he couldn't carry all five rings and the torch. How big are the rings Like this big?
Speaker 1:Yeah, ginormous, I mean yeah, and for an animal.
Speaker 2:A raccoon yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:They're big, yeah, big rings. He was ready to run off with them when he yeah, he said that.
Speaker 1:What I was thinking you were gonna uh read.
Speaker 2:He was ready to rumble he was ready to rumble, yeah because I listened to that song today suddenly he caught a glimpse of his tail and an idea came together. He slid all five rings onto his tail and made off into the night oh I love these stories. Okay, the next day, raven realized his trunk had been moved. When he opened it, he knew that he had been tricked, that one of the forest animals had taken his beautiful rings. They weren't really his, though so sorry dude.
Speaker 2:Raven went to each of them Bear owl, eagle, chipmunk but none seemed to know anything about the missing rings. Finally, raven visited Raccoon. Hello, raccoon, said Raven. Raccoon met him gruffly. I was sleeping, raven. He said what do you want? Someone has taken five silver rings from me. Raven said Do you know anything about that? No, I don't. May I go back to sleep now? Raccoon retorted Are you sure? Raven asked I'm certain and I'm tired. Why don't you leave me be? Raccoon, said Raven apologized and thanked Raccoon. But when Raccoon turned to go back to bed, raven saw five dark rings of tarnish on his tail. Aha, aha, caw-caw, aha, caw-caw. Raven said it was you, you. Raven said it was you, you. Raccoon apologized and admitted what he had done, but Raven didn't think that was enough. From now on, raven said, you will bear the marks of what you have done. Your face will show the mask with which you hid yourself, your hands will be blackened by the suit from your torch and your tail will always be tarnished by what you stole. And so it was.
Speaker 1:So the raven was it Raven, yeah. Was it wizard?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think so. He had some black magic.
Speaker 1:That's why he was also kind of a bad guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's why he was also kind of a bad guy. Yeah, so Raccoon never stole from Raven again.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 2:But he's never really stopped his thieving ways.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:He still comes to us in the night.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Looking for things he can take.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Wearing his bandit's mask.
Speaker 1:Yeah, trash cans.
Speaker 2:Trash can, and that was the story of how the raccoon got his rings.
Speaker 1:Very cool.
Speaker 2:I like those kind of stories.
Speaker 1:They're fun. Very bonk, very bonkers.
Speaker 2:It was bonkers, that was a bonkers story, was that good?
Speaker 1:It was good.
Speaker 2:What do you think?
Speaker 1:About the story. Yeah, it was bonkers. No, I liked it. I do like the kind of fable stories too.
Speaker 2:So maybe people should listen to that while sitting by a campfire.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if you.
Speaker 2:There should have been a warning, although I made it pretty clear it was for campfires, but maybe you should re-listen to this if you're ever sitting by a campfire. Yeah, I'm definitely getting marshmallows on Tuesday.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if you remember the story, you can tell it at a campfire, that's perfect.
Speaker 2:Yeah, perfect.
Speaker 1:Yeah, or write it down.
Speaker 2:Or just listen yeah, read perfect, yeah, write it down or just listen yeah. Read the transcript.
Speaker 1:Yeah, why not? Oh, that's good.
Speaker 2:That's a good one, because that's always accurate.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if it's not, it's at least funny.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Alright, Matthias. One last thing.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Next Saturday, when this comes out, we're gonna be doing live Mad Libs.
Speaker 1:Yes, again yes.
Speaker 2:Again, amazing, so cool.
Speaker 1:Very cool.
Speaker 2:Because we love doing these things.
Speaker 1:And it's not just any day.
Speaker 2:It's not just any day, it's May 4th, which is Star Wars Day. Yeah, so we're going to do a couple warm-up. Mad Libs, star Wars themed. I'm going to write first Star Wars themed. I'm going to write first Star Wars themed. Are you ready?
Speaker 1:Yes, I think so.
Speaker 2:Start off with a verb ending in ing Star Wars, yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's too long.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:Laser sword fighting. What else, what else?
Speaker 2:Wait, there's an actual term for it, isn't there?
Speaker 1:Is it? For the swords yeah, lightsaber lightsaber lightsaber fighting okay, silly, word nerf herder plural noun ewoks noun desert adjective forceful noun I'm so satisfied with that one. Okay, okay, a noun, you said Helmet, verb Fly.
Speaker 2:Plural noun.
Speaker 1:Robots.
Speaker 2:Adjective.
Speaker 1:Sandy.
Speaker 2:Exclamation Pew.
Speaker 1:Is that an exclamation?
Speaker 2:It is now.
Speaker 1:Pew.
Speaker 2:Noun.
Speaker 1:Princess.
Speaker 2:Plural noun.
Speaker 1:Tie fighters Right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, sorry, I was blanking on how to spell it.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, as you wish, as you wish.
Speaker 2:Wrong movie. Oh yeah, Type of food.
Speaker 1:It's a princess in that one. Ah, pizza, pizza, the Hut.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, Fine, fine, I'm gonna write Pizza the Hut.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Adjective.
Speaker 1:Fast.
Speaker 2:Type of liquid.
Speaker 1:Blue milk.
Speaker 2:Okay, Alright, this is a two-person one though.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Do you think you can help me with this?
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Do you want to be an alien or a scientist?
Speaker 1:Um, which one speaks the most? I don't want to be that.
Speaker 2:Uh, probably the alien. Okay, don't want to be that. Probably the alien.
Speaker 1:Okay, so I'm the scientist.
Speaker 2:Okay, this one is called First Contact.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Scientists and aliens have finally established a means of long-distance communication. Here is their first recorded conversation. I'm an alien. I say hello. Is this planet Earth?
Speaker 1:Yes, with whom am I?
Speaker 2:lightsaber fighting. I am Nerf Herder. My family and I hail from the planet of Ewoks.
Speaker 1:Are you here to take over our desert?
Speaker 2:No, we are forceful beings and mean you no helmet. We come in peace.
Speaker 1:Shall I fly you to our leader? No, we've traveled many light years and risked our robots to come here for a very sandy request, pew. Well, what do you want?
Speaker 2:Why are you shooting at me? We would like one large princess with pepperoni and green tie fighters. Three orders of pizza, the hut fried extra fast and a diet blue milk.
Speaker 1:I think you have the wrong number.
Speaker 2:Oh no, okay, Next have the wrong number. Oh no Okay, next one.
Speaker 1:You write, I write you write. You come up with words.
Speaker 2:I write.
Speaker 1:No, you'll write.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I said I'll write which sounded like I'll write.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'll write, I'll write.
Speaker 2:Alright. No I, I will write no, I, I, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:Plural noun.
Speaker 2:Jedis.
Speaker 1:That's a good one, noun.
Speaker 2:Tauntaun.
Speaker 1:Verb Past tense.
Speaker 2:Focused, focused Like on the force.
Speaker 1:Yeah, when using the force you have to focus, yeah, focused, focused, like on the force yeah.
Speaker 2:When using the force, you have to focus.
Speaker 1:Yeah, a noun.
Speaker 2:A noun.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm sorry, I'm too focused.
Speaker 2:Yoda.
Speaker 1:Oh, you're good at this.
Speaker 2:Oh no, here we go.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 2:Last math, then it's all over again.
Speaker 1:I said you're good at this.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna get all jealous no, uh, adjective.
Speaker 1:I mean, you've been a fan longer than I have of this series okay, uh, let's see adjective evil animal I already used tauntaun wookie yes, that's what I was. I'm like I know one.
Speaker 2:You came up with a word before me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and you're a bigger fan than I am. I'm pretty mad. Yeah type of food.
Speaker 2:I don't think it's really a food. It's more like drugs, but death sticks.
Speaker 1:Death sticks.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Sounds good to me. Adjective.
Speaker 2:Like strong.
Speaker 1:Strong. Yeah, okay, part of the body plural.
Speaker 2:Minds.
Speaker 1:Yeah, then part of the body again.
Speaker 2:Okay, hands, hand, yes, because Luke lost a hand.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's also a good one. I'm not mad.
Speaker 2:After every word I have to check Are you mad? Are you mad? Yeah, Are you mad.
Speaker 1:Especially if I say it's a good word.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're good at this. I'm sorry I can't help it.
Speaker 1:Plural noun.
Speaker 2:Battle droids.
Speaker 1:Noun.
Speaker 2:Bounty hunter.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's what I was thinking of yeah. Like Boba Fett. Yeah, boba Fett.
Speaker 1:Plural noun.
Speaker 2:Stormtroopers.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's a good one. An adjective.
Speaker 2:Powerful.
Speaker 1:Powerful. Yeah, done, you want me to read it? Yes, okay, is that okay?
Speaker 2:You want me to read it?
Speaker 1:Yes, okay, is that okay?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's fine. This one is called Close Encounters.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:Let me tell you about the time I got abducted by Jedis. I'm probably a bad guy. Let's see. I was outside one night minding my own business when suddenly a bright tauntaun lit up the sky oh my god, and I was focused up into a flying Yoda. This sounds like an awful dream, Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Inside I came face to face with some evil critters that looked like a cross between a Wookiee and an oversized death stick. Oh Ah, weird, stick Weird. The creatures could only make strong noises that sounded even worse than someone scraping their minds on a chalkboard. Oh my god, yikes is the word. Yeah, okay, thankfully the creatures could transmit their words straight into my hand. Words. Spit them out and we could communicate using our battle droids.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:Roger roger. They asked to borrow my bounty hunter so they could call their mothership. I'm Jabba the Hutt.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it sounds like a lot of slaves.
Speaker 2:Turns out, these strange stormtroopers were lost and just needed powerful directions to return home.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And that was the end of the UFO ones.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, it was fun to do the Star Wars theme. Star Wars Star.
Speaker 2:Wars, star Wars.
Speaker 1:Star Wars theme Star Wars, even though we're not experts on that.
Speaker 2:Maybe not.
Speaker 1:But it was good anyways.
Speaker 2:It was still fun.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:We enjoyed it. This was fun. This episode was pretty fun.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And we're gonna continue having fun next week when we come out with another episode. Yeah, so, matias, would you like to wrap this up? Yes do you have anything to tell the people? Advice a joke life hacks okay.
Speaker 1:So if by chance you feel cold, have have a cold head. Maybe you can have like a hat on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's my life hack. Yeah, I guess. So you do have a hat with you.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:In here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, beanie hat.
Speaker 2:A beanie hat with a little light on it, a little lamp.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't think it works, though it needs batteries, but I'm not going to use that for very long.
Speaker 2:Okay, all right.
Speaker 1:Maybe for next winter.
Speaker 2:Maybe Okay, okay Okay. Thanks for your life hack.
Speaker 1:You're welcome it was very useful. Yeah, I know, I don't think a lot of people have ever thought about using a hat to make their head warmer.
Speaker 2:No, probably not. No, I think I might or hat to make their head warmer. No, probably not. No, I think I might or put anything on their head. No, exactly, I think I might be one of the first ones, because you know that all of the heat in your head escapes through your ears.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:That's how it is. I know this because I'm smart.
Speaker 1:Oh, yes, you are, yeah, all right.
Speaker 2:Well, I have something to I'm smart. Oh, yes, you are. Yeah, all right. Well, I have something to tell the people. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1:You do that.
Speaker 2:If you're listening to this, which I'm assuming you are, you've made it this far, you hear me talking and if you're doing something, look up and find the next person you see. Find a person, yeah, any person, go Find a person yeah. Any person. Go searching for a person. If you're alone, go find a person.
Speaker 1:I like how we always say look up.
Speaker 2:As if people are just looking down, you know what I don't know about you, but I'm constantly looking down. I don't look up when I walk or do things. I'm always looking down.
Speaker 1:Yeah, me too, I don't want to, you know, fall.
Speaker 2:Exactly. I don't want to step in anything. I don't want to step in.
Speaker 1:So I am looking down. So, if you are looking down, look up Preferable, preferable, preferable, preferably, stop and look up.
Speaker 2:Stop what you're doing and look up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, don't keep walking, because that can be dangerous.
Speaker 2:It's very dangerous. You might step on something. Yeah, all right, so find a person and go up to the person and say Sigh, yeah, you're going to need that sigh because air. I was just listening and listening to a very funny podcast called roasty toasty ghosty. You should also listen to this podcast because it's amazing. Also, do not watch all that jazz. It's really not that good of a movie. So, yeah, that's what you should say to the person and they'll agree, because they've probably already seen the movie.
Speaker 2:Be, like yeah, that movie was not that great.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and they would be like where were you when I first saw it?
Speaker 2:Where have you been all my life?
Speaker 1:Before I saw it Exactly.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Someone needs to warn all the people about all that jazz.
Speaker 2:Don't watch that be that person yeah spread the news to not watch this movie, and then you can be friends with them, give them a big hug, tell them you love them, and then, I don't know, walk away.
Speaker 1:Continue with your life and we're friends now bye that's usually how I make friends yeah and then, I don't know, maybe you'll bump into them again later in life.
Speaker 2:Who? Knows but you'll both have that moment, and that's all that matters, really. So thank you for listening.
Speaker 1:I hope.
Speaker 2:You had an amazing time. I had an amazing time. Did you have an amazing time? I had an amazing time, did you?
Speaker 1:have an amazing time. It was good, very good this was so fun. So fun. I like that it was really good.
Speaker 2:We'll be back next week. Thank you, and I don't know. Have a good life.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I do agree.
Speaker 2:Alright, we're both in agreement and now we can end this. Yeah, so you do that. You finish this.
Speaker 1:Okay, see you next week and also at the Live Mad Libs, hopefully.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, watch us on Twitch. Yes, on Saturday.
Speaker 1:It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2:So much fun Always.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Tell your friends yeah, make them also watch.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we need more people, More people. We need more friends. Yeah, tell your friends.
Speaker 2:Yeah, make them also watch. Yeah, we need more people, more people. We need more friends.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Tell your friends to be our friends, so that we all can be friends.
Speaker 1:Yeah and hate all that jazz.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Together.
Speaker 2:Can we say goodbye at some point?
Speaker 1:Some point.
Speaker 2:Okay, we're not there yet.
Speaker 1:No, okay, six minutes. Oh, my god, I don't want to wait six minutes. I'm kidding, yeah, you're kidding. Yes, do all that we told you to do, and see you next week and I have to pee. Okay, bye.
Speaker 2:Bye. Thank you for listening to the Roasty Toasty Ghosty podcast.
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Speaker 1:And we'll be back with another one next Tuesday on a podcast provider near you.
Speaker 2:Goodbye Matias, goodbye Lauren.