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#74: Priority Zero
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In which Lauren & Mattias tell various stories and assign their quarterly rewatches. They review their recent movie night films, and run through a couple of star wars themed mad libs before they play live on Twitch.
Content:
- Opening
- Voice acting
- Weekly check in
- Hotel adventures
- Broken bones
- Movie on!
- Sunset
- All That Jazz
- Intermission
- Rewatch assignments
- Campfire story: How the raccoon got his rings
- Mad Libs: Star Wars themed
- Live Mad Libs: May 4, 2024 at 2pm EST/8pm CET on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast
- Wrap up
- Life hacks and advice
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In a world where everything is unscripted. This is Roasty Toasty Ghost. Okay, so should we start this?
Speaker 2Not if you're gonna talk like that.
Speaker 1What I'm Daffy Duck.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, can you talk like daffy duck? No okay, what about donald duck?
Speaker 1no, I can't do that mickey maybe bugs, bugs, I don't know. Okay, can you talk like?
Speaker 2no, no, no, I can't do anything.
Speaker 1No, no, I'm not I'm not much of a voice actor. No, no.
Speaker 2Could be fun.
Speaker 1Voice acting.
Speaker 2Sure.
Speaker 1Do you want to dub a movie? Yeah, do you want to dub a movie?
Speaker 2Yeah, go away, matias. Those are my footsteps. Oh, why are you?
Speaker 1working away. Oh, now I get it. It's from the movie oh my god.
Speaker 2I'm not just saying go away, no.
Speaker 1I'm like, did I hear it? Right, Go away.
Speaker 2Matias, what happened there? Okay, bye.
Speaker 1Yeah, I guess you want to do this by yourself then no, no, no. No, okay, we should start this.
Speaker 2Thank you.
Speaker 1You are welcome. Thank you you are welcome.
Speaker 2Cheers, cheers, hello and welcome. This is Roasty Toasty Ghosty. I am your best friend, lauren.
Speaker 1Yes, you are. And who am I? Yeah, I'm Matias. I forgot. I forgot for a second. I forgot what I was going to say I don't prepare.
Speaker 2You forgot your name.
Speaker 1No, I don't prepare, so I don't know what I'm going to say. You were supposed to say that you were my best friend too. Oh yeah, there was something like that I was thinking of.
Speaker 2Wow, you just screwed everything up.
Speaker 1I got panicky and just told them my name.
Speaker 2I'm too good for you. Okay, yeah, you just you screwed up the entire episode.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, so it's down the toilet Now.
Speaker 2I'm pretty mad.
Speaker 1Oh, you're gonna cry.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm gonna cry, I'm frustrated.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2It took a lot of courage to introduce, and now I don't know where to go from here. I'm not a very good actor. I could be a voice actor. I can make it sound like I'm sad, but I can't show my face as something completely different. So I'm Lauren and you are Matias.
Speaker 1Yes, I remember that. Yes, and we're friends, we are kind of friends, friends.
Speaker 2Friends, we're kind of friends and yeah, you get to put up with us for the next I don't know hour or so.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2And it's going to be very exciting. You're going to enjoy yourself and everyone's going to have fun. Here we are, let's do this. Yeah, how are you?
Speaker 1Oh my God, You're not prepared with anything. I'm not prepared.
Speaker 2You don't even know how you are. No.
Speaker 1I think I'm rude.
Speaker 2Yeah, so far.
Speaker 1Yeah, no, I'm good, good and rude.
Speaker 2You're rude, you're rude, I'm rude.
Speaker 1You're rude, you're rude, I'm rude, you're rude. Okay, I'm like a cheaper version of Groot. I'm rude.
Speaker 2You're the generic brand.
Speaker 1Yeah, branch.
Speaker 2Branch.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm like a branch of Groot.
Speaker 2Yeah, okay, all right, all right, I'm good too, thank you.
Speaker 1Okay, what have you been up to?
Speaker 2this week Okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2That's it. That's all you had to say, beth. Yeah, I've been good. Oh yeah, my week has been okay. I want to tell you about last weekend for a minute.
Speaker 1Yes, okay.
Speaker 2Because it doesn't happen very often, but every now and then my life partner and I will go out on adventures. Yes, just the two of us, without kids or anything. And on Saturday we went out to a hotel and stayed the night.
Speaker 1Very cool.
Speaker 2Very cool and kind of fancy. I was so underdressed but I was comfy, so it was okay. I'd rather be comfy than not.
Speaker 1Okay, wait, underdressed. Was there a dress code or what?
Speaker 2No, but I mean compared to all the other people who were wearing like party clothes and looking nice and spiffy.
Speaker 1Like suits and dresses. Nicer clothes than I was wearing.
Speaker 2Okay, I was wearing jeans and some kind of t-shirt.
Speaker 1I think, well, it's better to be underdressed than overdressed.
Hotel Getaway and Misadventures
Speaker 2I guess I didn't show up in my wedding dress? No, so that would have been weird. So we went to this hotel. It's not that far, it's like 45 minutes away, but still hotel's a hotel, yeah. And we had a lot of fun. We had some beverages and some fancy food and we went swimming. Oh, and there was a pool.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2On the like a balcony kind of. Okay, or it was outside but it wasn't on the like a balcony kind of okay or it was. It was outside but it wasn't on the ground. It was higher up and, uh, it was really warm in the water but it was really cold outside what, but it was really nice you could see, like, the stars and moon. It was very pretty. There were a lot of people, but if you ignore that and just like try to communicate among yourselves, the people kind of disappear, okay, and there's the moon, yeah.
Speaker 2So we did that, we did some karaoke.
Speaker 1It's very fun um, but you don't like to sing not while being recorded, okay. No.
Speaker 2Outside recording is fine, but the best part of the entire time was there was a little cinema like in the middle of the hotel, kind of.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was kind of tucked away. Actually. That sounds like a really good part, oh my.
Speaker 2God, it was so nice because there was no one in there. The movies were nothing anyone would want to watch. Okay, no one in there the movies were nothing anyone would want to watch, okay, but it was. It was really nice with, like, uh, comfy chairs and, yeah, it was just the two of us hanging out and watching these movies. We watched moulin rouge from 1952 yeah, is it?
Speaker 2I think that's what you told me because I think I guessed six, but I think it was actually two yeah, uh, because I kind of remember it being the same year as singing in the rain okay, that's 52 okay, because this was black and white silent film with, like, the script on the screen, you know, in its own shot yeah it was interesting. It was kind of fun to watch, but a little difficult to keep up and like figure out the story and what's actually going on.
Speaker 1But it was really nice yeah, it wasn't as good as the newer one no, but I was.
Speaker 2I was going in there and expecting that one yeah I. I was like I love that movie and it doesn't even matter if we don't watch the whole thing, because I've seen it a million times and the beginning's the best part anyway. So I was like we can just watch for the first half hour. That's enough for me.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2But it wasn't the Moulin Rouge.
Speaker 1I was expecting no.
Speaker 2I was like I didn't know this existed.
Speaker 1So it was fun? Yeah, it was still fun, it was good. Was it the same story as the one?
Speaker 2We didn't stay for the whole thing, it was two hours.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And I wasn't going to sit there for two hours, but not really, maybe a little bit. I mean, there was still like what is it Show? Dancing and stuff or what, what is it called show?
Speaker 1dancing. Is that a thing probably? You know when they go out on stage and start dancing yeah and stuff like they would back then yeah, I really don't know a better word I know, I know what yeah, I know what you mean so okay, yeah, we're gonna it show dancing, even though I'm not really sure if that's the term for it. Yeah, and I don't have a better word, so I don't know.
Speaker 2I'm pretty sure it's called something else. Anyway, I don't think it was completely the same story.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2There were probably some similarities, but that's it Okay. There was an elevator that I danced in because it usually had good music in it playing in it.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2And yeah, I mean, in between the things we just ran back to the room and hung out and laid in bed and watched Jeopardy and whatever else was on the TV. But yeah, even that was really nice and whatever else was on the TV. But yeah, even that was really nice. But the next day I woke up and my calves hurt so bad and like they were so sore. I don't even know why. It was probably from dancing to karaoke and the elevator dancing.
Speaker 1The elevator.
Speaker 2Elevator dancing.
Speaker 1Yeah, was that what you said?
Speaker 2That is what I was trying to say but it kind of slurred out?
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm not even drunk okay. You could have fooled me.
Speaker 2I know I'm a great actor, I'm a voice actor, you're a drunken master. Yeah.
Speaker 1I'm a pig.
Speaker 2You are. And the next day we had a giant breakfast and it was delicious and we hung out in the hotel room somewhere and then we checked out and we went to Ikea and I got a new chair.
Speaker 1Awesome.
Speaker 2The no squeak chair? Yeah, was the name of it.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2But, yeah, that's, that's it, that's all, and then my week has been extremely exciting.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I don't know, not really.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2We did go to the gym on Wednesday. Other than that, I've been a total slacker. I'm the worst.
Speaker 1Not well, just as bad as me, I guess.
Speaker 2No, because you're still biking right.
Speaker 1Yeah, I do, I'm not, oh, okay.
Speaker 2I'm not biking.
Speaker 1But you do the other things, the gymnastics and stuff.
Speaker 2Yeah, but I don't actually work out. I stand there and yell at girls.
Speaker 1Well, aren't you like flipping them over and throwing them around? Sometimes, yeah, so that's something.
Speaker 2I try to be gentle with that though, because it hurts Hmm.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh yeah. And last weekend I and my family made a bonfire, or we're preparing to. We put a bunch of sticks in a pile.
Speaker 2There's a ton of trees in your yard.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Just laying there, yep.
Speaker 1It's gonna be on fire On Tuesday. On Tuesday, when this Comes out, comes out.
Speaker 2Yeah, very cool.
Speaker 1Then it's gonna be a fire.
Speaker 2We'll probably go down and do what we did last year. Yeah, check out the fire in town. Yeah, we did last year. Yeah, check out the fire in town. Yeah, you can film and I film like we did last year.
Speaker 1Yeah, mine was in slow-mo. Yeah, I didn't know how to do that.
Speaker 2Now you do, I do so now you can make cool videos yeah or not? Who? Knows, we'll see another fun story yesterday my life partner was stupid and broke his foot was that a cool story?
Speaker 1very cool story he broke his foot.
Speaker 2Was that a cool story? Very cool story. He broke his foot. What was he doing? He stepped off of his.
Speaker 1He stepped out of the car, yeah, His work car which is actually a truck.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's it, yeah that's all he had to do was step out of there and he, I don't know he broke his foot.
Speaker 1That's all it takes.
Speaker 2That's all it takes to break his foot. I don't know, he's never broken a bone. Well, he broke his rib, like what. It wasn't last year, maybe the year before that.
Speaker 1It was last year? No, it wasn't, was it? It was, it was last year.
Speaker 2Was it? Yes, prove it, tell me your stories.
Speaker 1Okay, because he he had his rib broken when we were watching the Eurovision last year Because he kept sneezing the whole time. And he was like Every time he sneezed.
Speaker 2Was that, when Lorraine won?
Speaker 1Yeah, that was last year.
Speaker 2Yeah, I guess you're right, I guess you're right, I guess you're right. When was that Like? What month was that? May? It was May, so like almost a year exactly.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Okay, awesome, good job. Life partner.
Speaker 1You're amazing, you're so good at this? Yeah, winning at life so far. God, it sucks to be old, doesn't it? Yeah, every year in May, around May-ish.
Speaker 2Can we please not make this tradition? That would be amazing if we just didn't do that.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2But at least he decided to break his foot, like at the beginning of this weekend and not last weekend, since the last time we went out and tried doing something fun, like a cruise, he decided to get these blisters all over his hands and feet and his mouth, and it's awful.
Speaker 1Yeah, and he had the worst time. Yeah, and your youngest also.
Speaker 2And so did you.
Speaker 1And me A little bit. Not nearly as bad. No, no, it was okay, but I felt it.
Speaker 2That's so funny. I didn't get anything. I got none of it.
Speaker 1Yeah, is it time for a break.
Speaker 2Are we not?
Speaker 1Yes, we're going to move on.
Speaker 2Right now.
Speaker 1Right now why?
Speaker 2not Well. Today is Friday.
Speaker 1It is it is.
Speaker 2It is April 26th. And we watched movies. So Matios would you like to movie on.
Speaker 1Yes, let's movie on.
Speaker 2Let's movie on Today. We watched Sunset.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2And All that Jazz.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2Yeah, let me tell you, wow, finger Good job-hmm. Yeah, let me tell you, wow, finger Good job.
Speaker 1You done? Yeah, let you tell me about what.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 1You said let me tell you about.
Speaker 2Let me Okay, no.
Speaker 1Let you tell me about Sunset, okay.
Speaker 2Let me tell you about sunset. This is a movie, wow. That's about all I can say about it.
Speaker 1No, mic drop.
Speaker 2This movie has Bruce Willis and he is an actor. What Crazy. You didn't know that.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2But in the movie he's also an actor.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2He's an actor playing an actor.
Speaker 1Yes, that's an actor playing an actor. Yes, weird.
Speaker 2And then he becomes, I don't know, a detective cop guy, Because he meets a martial guy and he's like let's solve this murder together Because we walked in on it or something and my ear is itching.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's what they said in the movie that was one of the lines. Yeah, let's solve the murder.
Speaker 2My ear is itchy but first, my ear is itchy, so we can get on to the mystery after let's solve my itchy. Why is my ear itchy is what I would like to know now.
Speaker 1Let's prioritize that. Was that correct?
Speaker 2Spelling.
Speaker 1Prioritize? I don't even know.
Speaker 2Maybe some people pronounce it like that I say prioritize.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I think they're both right, though how was that Did I do well?
Speaker 1I would say, I would I mean, maybe, maybe, maybe you're right.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't know if you're right, but you might be right, but I being the person who's way better than you yeah clearly knows way more than you of course I would say prioritize okay.
Speaker 1How would you say it in swedish?
Speaker 2priorit his sera, I don't know zero zero priority zero, as in it's not prioritized at all no, okay, perfect because I said prioritized um, so they solved the mystery of the murder of this woman and they beat up some bad guys yeah, they shoot some bad guys shoot some bad guys and the end yeah, and I also made a video you did yeah, I never got feedback on that I liked it good so what did you think about the sunset movie? I'm supposed to tell you what I thought about the movie. What did I think?
Speaker 1I don't know. That's what I'm asking.
Speaker 2If I knew, I wouldn't ask you okay, I could tell you all right, tell me I don't know, it would be way easier if you could just tell me what I think.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2You know what? The movie wasn't bad. I kind of enjoyed it, but I'm not sure if I really want to watch it again.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2But I did enjoy it.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2Maybe I wouldn't complain if I ended up watching it again, but I don't think it would be the one that I would choose. Okay, your turn.
Speaker 1My turn.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Okay, what am I gonna say about this movie? I can't tell you what I thought about it, or do you want some facts? Because it does star Bruce Willis and also James Garner and Malcolm McDowell. That's the bad guy. Yeah, I don't know. It's directed by Blake Edwards. I don't hate this movie. I know I do actually like this. It's like a western. It has some comedy in it.
Speaker 2It's set in like in 29 yeah 1929?.
Speaker 1Yes and yeah, I do like this one and I have seen it a couple times before. That's it. I don't know. I don't have much to say about the movie.
Speaker 2But you like it.
Speaker 1I do, I like the music to it. Okay, the you know, the Western type music thing. I do like that, yeah. So should we move on to the other movie.
Speaker 2Yeah, can we just get it over with?
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, all that Jazz.
Speaker 2The worst possible summary Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1It's like an adult version of Fame. I mean really.
Speaker 2Wasn't Fame rated X anyway.
Speaker 1Yeah, maybe I mean Fame is about a bunch of kids.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1This is about grown-ups doing the same thing, basically as the Fame kids. So that's what I mean with the grown-ups doing the same thing, basically as the famed kids. So that's what I mean with the grown-up version okay but this movie is more of the director's point of view yeah than the actual performers.
Speaker 1But it ends in a different way though, because maybe halfway, or more than halfway through, it takes another turn towards a weirder ending than Fame did. So if I yeah, I mean, that's kind of what the movie is about. It stars Roy Scheider from Jaws that you haven't seen.
Speaker 2Nope.
Speaker 1Yeah, I like him and it has some fun cameos that I like, or like supporting actors and such Like John Lithgow that I really like, and also the guy from the Princess Bride, the inconceivable guy Wallace Shawn or something. I think his name is, I think. So Now it is.
Speaker 1If it's not it is that now, yeah, and I think there might have been more cameos that I can't think of right now. But oh yeah, maybe I should say what I thought about the movie. It was weird. I don't know if I'm a big fan of it or not. No, I'm not a big fan. I don't know if I liked it very much, but I guess it had some good things. I don't know. Actually, I wouldn't call it a musical per se.
Speaker 1No, it was a dancing movie, yeah they were singing some songs, but it wasn't really a musical.
Speaker 2No, I mean, the biggest musical part was at the end and they sang Bye, bye Love in their own way yeah, bye, bye which I mean sure it was kind of interesting.
Speaker 1I I love the song but it's a good song, oh my god, they just dragged it out. It took so long, like 10 minutes and it was getting kind of annoying.
Speaker 2Yeah, honestly, no, I did not like the movie no I, I did not enjoy it.
Speaker 1No, not at all Not even a little bit.
Speaker 2I mean sure it was kind of funny here and there, but like yeah. It's very sex-driven. Oh, yeah, and that kind of bothers me.
Speaker 1Nudity. I don't know, I don't like it. Yeah, so much.
Speaker 2Yeah, I no Not necessary, and it's only the woman.
Speaker 1Yeah, of course.
Speaker 2So director's a pervert.
Speaker 1Sorry, okay, what's one scene I liked? It was the doctor that was coughing worse than the patient, but I don't think he was a real doctor.
Speaker 2He was trying to listen to the guy's lungs but he kept like coughing like dying.
Speaker 1Yeah, even worse than the patient. Yeah.
Speaker 2So like I don't even know how he heard the lungs, to like give a proper.
Speaker 1He's like you're coughing a lot.
Speaker 2No, gosh, you're coughing. No, no, no, I didn't. Yeah, that was my favorite scene.
Speaker 1No, yeah, I wasn't a big fan either, actually.
Speaker 2No, I don't want to watch it again.
Speaker 1No, I'm not going to watch it again either.
Speaker 2Good.
Speaker 1This is not going to be like a rewatch.
Speaker 2No, I hope not.
Speaker 1No, because if both of us don't like it, then it's not. No, exactly.
Speaker 2No, that's a no.
Speaker 1And that's kind of a. Can we call that like a cliffhanger for the next part? Yes, Rewatch.
Speaker 2Yeah well, we're gonna get to them after the break, so stick around and we will be back to assign rewatches. We'll be right back, goodbye bye, bye and action and we're back hello hello what's plan? Let's just jump into everything. Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 1We promised the people that we were going to do.
Speaker 2the rewatch reveals yeah, Since next week is episode number 75,. Every quarter episode we uh movie rewatches where we assign each other a movie that we have watched within the last 25 movie nights yeah and we pick a movie that I enjoyed that maybe you didn't enjoy as much as I did yeah and vice versa yes so would you like to start, since you had one prepared. I was not as prepared okay.
Speaker 1Yes, I did okay prepare this. All right, this is actually something I prepared, but it also involves jackie chan, so that Okay. Okay, so this is a movie that has two versions of it and we did watch one of the versions and I mean that's the one you should re-watch. But I also brought you another version, and that's Okay. Am I saying what the movie is first?
Speaker 2Probably a good idea.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, the movie is called the Protector.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1And we did watch the US version.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And here's the Jackie cut, or the Hong Kong cut of the movie, and so that there, this is yours. Now what yeah?
Speaker 2No, yes.
Speaker 1It's an early present.
Speaker 2Aww.
Speaker 1Birthday present. Yeah, aww.
Speaker 2And Birthday presents, yeah.
Speaker 1And also, just like with the present I got from you, it's only Chinese speaking, it's all.
Speaker 2Chinese, yeah, but Everything is Chinese.
Speaker 1It has English subtitles though.
Speaker 2Okay, that helps, unlike the one that I gave you that has nothing English, everything Chinese. Yeah, aww, thank you.
Speaker 1You're welcome, and I also got the American version on a stick.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So you can choose which one you want to watch. That one has the end fight scene, is extended in that one and also it has another fight scene that that's not in the american version then I want to watch this one then okay, but do you want the american version too? You can get it, and just if you okay, we'll see what I do with that, yeah, thank you it was really nice of you you're welcome welcome. Why? Because I have that movie with the DVD with both of the versions. Oh, cool so.
Speaker 2I already.
Speaker 1Cool, you got the Chinese version.
Speaker 2And how perfect that we have Wednesday off, exactly Okay, my turn.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I'm going to go a little bit outside of the past 25, since either we both liked the movie or we both disliked the movie equally. So just a couple movies outside.
Speaker 1I'm pretty sure I know which one.
Speaker 2Are you sure?
Speaker 1Maybe not.
Speaker 2Maybe not, Because originally neither of us really liked the movie.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2But as time went on, I found that I had a couple of the songs stuck in my head for quite a while. You're giving me a look already, because maybe you know, yeah but might there be a roof in the title?
Speaker 2okay, but um, even though maybe I didn't enjoy the movie as much as maybe I should have the first time, I really just want the deep dive into the movie so you better pay attention and take your notes because I want to know the story. Yeah, so uh, yeah, I'm going with fiddler, fiddler, fiddler on the roof. I can't say it no, fiddler.
Speaker 1Okay, how do you say it?
Speaker 2fiddler, fiddler fiddler fiddler, fiddler on the roof fiddler, fiddler, fiddler, fiddler, okay, okay and how?
Speaker 1on the roof.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's the easy part yeah, the guy playing a fiddle on a roof.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, okay. I kind of expected that one, so Okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's the best I could come up with.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2So I really look forward to your research assignment.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2And I will research this one as well as I can in.
Speaker 1Chinese. I will write in Chinese as well, but you also have the American one if you want to.
Speaker 2Yeah, what's next?
Fun Folk Tales and Tall Tales
Speaker 1Yeah, what's next? I don't know.
Speaker 2I want to look for stories, fun stories.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, Are we going to do the Mad Libs?
Speaker 2Yeah, we'll do a couple.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2One or two. What kind of stories do you want to look up?
Speaker 1do they have some kind of like um bonfire stories or something like that? You know, I have some campfire stories okay, yeah, I want funny folk tales, spooky or truly scary okay, folk tales what I can't even say the word is that the one you're picking? What's that? Like old folklore, yeah if that's okay, or what do you?
Speaker 2I asked you, I didn't ask me. I said that, if that's okay, without the if, that's okay, you decide let's try that if it's not too boring.
Speaker 1That's the most boring answer of the of all of them, but I feel like it's what I was kind of searching for okay.
Speaker 2So folk tales are traditional and timeless stories and maybe a few tall tales. They're a great way to share history throughout generations.
Speaker 1Yeah, tall tale, that's a fun word, or words Mm-hmm, because is the tale very tall?
Speaker 2It means that it's probably not true, oh. So tall is not true or exaggerated.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm Okay.
Speaker 2This looks like a fun one. Yeah, how the Racco got his coat. It's a Native American story.
Speaker 1Oh, sounds good.
Speaker 2It's a little long. Okay, you got time for a fun story.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2It wasn't going to be a quick story.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2But I mean.
Speaker 1Am I supposed to comment, or am I just?
Speaker 2As you wish.
Speaker 1Okay, okay, as you wish.
Speaker 2Okay, okay, how the raccoon got his coat. It's a Native American story, campfire story, since we're going to have campfires or bonfires on Tuesday. Yes, to scare the witches away, all right. Many years ago, raccoon looked different than he does today. He used to be all silver, smooth, from nose to the tip of his tail. This is the story of how all that changed. Okay, ready.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Okay, raccoon was heading home after a night of hunting when he passed Raven's home in the forest. So we have a raccoon and a raven.
Speaker 1Okay, so these are two different characters. Yeah, they are the animal. They are animals.
Speaker 2Yes, not people, they are animals.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Not people.
Speaker 1They are animals, so it's like a fable.
Speaker 2I guess so.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2But it's a Native American tale.
Speaker 1Yes, I'm sorry for interrupting.
Speaker 2Oh my god, I'm so upset. Raccoon noticed that Raven was just inside the house and as he passed he caught a glimpse of five beautiful silver rings Rings that Raven had stolen and stashed away for safekeeping. Raven's a bad guy.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2Raccoon instantly wanted the rings and was determined to get them.
Speaker 1So Raccoon's not perfect either. No, I'm thinking, sounds like a bad guy, that too.
Speaker 2Neither of them are great.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2But yeah Anyway.
Speaker 1Hmm.
Speaker 2Later that night, after it grew dark, raccoon put his plan into motion. He put on a mask to put no To put on a mask. To put no to put on a mask. He put on a mask to put on a mask. Um, he put on a mask to hide his face and lit a torch to carry under his chin. You can imagine how scary he looked. He snuck quietly up to raven's home and started to make eerie sounds at the windows. Woo, woo, he cried. Wow, yeah, that was my best ghost impression.
Speaker 1Yeah, and you're a voice actor.
Speaker 2I am, so I'm doing really good so far.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Raccoon thought that Raven would be scared and run away, but instead Raven ran straight out to meet the intruder. Oh my God, I said intruder because I thought it was gonna say murderer, but that's not what I said. Um, but instead raven ran straight out to meet the intruder, not murder no, no one's dead yet there's no murderer here.
Speaker 2Uh, raccoon had to change his plan, and so he led raven into the woods with his spooky sounds, then creeped back to the house. While raven was searching the woods, raccoon opened raven's trunk and found the five rings even more beautiful than he had thought. Wow, he was ready to run off with them when he realized he couldn't carry all five rings and the torch. How big are the rings Like this big?
Speaker 1Yeah, ginormous, I mean yeah, and for an animal.
Speaker 2A raccoon yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2They're big, yeah, big rings. He was ready to run off with them when he yeah, he said that.
Speaker 1What I was thinking you were gonna uh read.
Speaker 2He was ready to rumble he was ready to rumble, yeah because I listened to that song today suddenly he caught a glimpse of his tail and an idea came together. He slid all five rings onto his tail and made off into the night oh I love these stories. Okay, the next day, raven realized his trunk had been moved. When he opened it, he knew that he had been tricked, that one of the forest animals had taken his beautiful rings. They weren't really his, though so sorry dude.
Speaker 2Raven went to each of them Bear owl, eagle, chipmunk but none seemed to know anything about the missing rings. Finally, raven visited Raccoon. Hello, raccoon, said Raven. Raccoon met him gruffly. I was sleeping, raven. He said what do you want? Someone has taken five silver rings from me. Raven said Do you know anything about that? No, I don't. May I go back to sleep now? Raccoon retorted Are you sure? Raven asked I'm certain and I'm tired. Why don't you leave me be? Raccoon, said Raven apologized and thanked Raccoon. But when Raccoon turned to go back to bed, raven saw five dark rings of tarnish on his tail. Aha, aha, caw-caw, aha, caw-caw. Raven said it was you, you. Raven said it was you, you. Raccoon apologized and admitted what he had done, but Raven didn't think that was enough. From now on, raven said, you will bear the marks of what you have done. Your face will show the mask with which you hid yourself, your hands will be blackened by the suit from your torch and your tail will always be tarnished by what you stole. And so it was.
Speaker 1So the raven was it Raven, yeah. Was it wizard?
Speaker 2Yeah, I think so. He had some black magic.
Speaker 1That's why he was also kind of a bad guy.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's why he was also kind of a bad guy. Yeah, so Raccoon never stole from Raven again.
Speaker 1Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 2But he's never really stopped his thieving ways.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2He still comes to us in the night.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Looking for things he can take.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Wearing his bandit's mask.
Speaker 1Yeah, trash cans.
Speaker 2Trash can, and that was the story of how the raccoon got his rings.
Speaker 1Very cool.
Speaker 2I like those kind of stories.
Speaker 1They're fun. Very bonk, very bonkers.
Speaker 2It was bonkers, that was a bonkers story, was that good?
Speaker 1It was good.
Speaker 2What do you think?
Speaker 1About the story. Yeah, it was bonkers. No, I liked it. I do like the kind of fable stories too.
Speaker 2So maybe people should listen to that while sitting by a campfire.
Speaker 1Yeah, if you.
Speaker 2There should have been a warning, although I made it pretty clear it was for campfires, but maybe you should re-listen to this if you're ever sitting by a campfire. Yeah, I'm definitely getting marshmallows on Tuesday.
Speaker 1Yeah, if you remember the story, you can tell it at a campfire, that's perfect.
Speaker 2Yeah, perfect.
Speaker 1Yeah, or write it down.
Speaker 2Or just listen yeah, read perfect, yeah, write it down or just listen yeah. Read the transcript.
Speaker 1Yeah, why not? Oh, that's good.
Speaker 2That's a good one, because that's always accurate.
Speaker 1Yeah, if it's not, it's at least funny.
Speaker 2Yeah, Alright, Matthias. One last thing.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Next Saturday, when this comes out, we're gonna be doing live Mad Libs.
Speaker 1Yes, again yes.
Speaker 2Again, amazing, so cool.
Speaker 1Very cool.
Speaker 2Because we love doing these things.
Speaker 1And it's not just any day.
Speaker 2It's not just any day, it's May 4th, which is Star Wars Day. Yeah, so we're going to do a couple warm-up. Mad Libs, star Wars themed. I'm going to write first Star Wars themed. I'm going to write first Star Wars themed. Are you ready?
Speaker 1Yes, I think so.
Speaker 2Start off with a verb ending in ing Star Wars, yeah.
Speaker 1Okay, that's too long.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 1Laser sword fighting. What else, what else?
Speaker 2Wait, there's an actual term for it, isn't there?
Speaker 1Is it? For the swords yeah, lightsaber lightsaber lightsaber fighting okay, silly, word nerf herder plural noun ewoks noun desert adjective forceful noun I'm so satisfied with that one. Okay, okay, a noun, you said Helmet, verb Fly.
Speaker 2Plural noun.
Speaker 1Robots.
Speaker 2Adjective.
Speaker 1Sandy.
Speaker 2Exclamation Pew.
Speaker 1Is that an exclamation?
Speaker 2It is now.
Speaker 1Pew.
Speaker 2Noun.
Speaker 1Princess.
Speaker 2Plural noun.
Speaker 1Tie fighters Right.
Speaker 2Yeah, sorry, I was blanking on how to spell it.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, as you wish, as you wish.
Speaker 2Wrong movie. Oh yeah, Type of food.
Speaker 1It's a princess in that one. Ah, pizza, pizza, the Hut.
Speaker 2Oh my God, Fine, fine, I'm gonna write Pizza the Hut.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Adjective.
Speaker 1Fast.
Speaker 2Type of liquid.
Speaker 1Blue milk.
Speaker 2Okay, Alright, this is a two-person one though.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Do you think you can help me with this?
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Do you want to be an alien or a scientist?
Speaker 1Um, which one speaks the most? I don't want to be that.
Speaker 2Uh, probably the alien. Okay, don't want to be that. Probably the alien.
Speaker 1Okay, so I'm the scientist.
Speaker 2Okay, this one is called First Contact.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Scientists and aliens have finally established a means of long-distance communication. Here is their first recorded conversation. I'm an alien. I say hello. Is this planet Earth?
Speaker 1Yes, with whom am I?
Speaker 2lightsaber fighting. I am Nerf Herder. My family and I hail from the planet of Ewoks.
Speaker 1Are you here to take over our desert?
Speaker 2No, we are forceful beings and mean you no helmet. We come in peace.
Speaker 1Shall I fly you to our leader? No, we've traveled many light years and risked our robots to come here for a very sandy request, pew. Well, what do you want?
Speaker 2Why are you shooting at me? We would like one large princess with pepperoni and green tie fighters. Three orders of pizza, the hut fried extra fast and a diet blue milk.
Speaker 1I think you have the wrong number.
Speaker 2Oh no, okay, Next have the wrong number. Oh no Okay, next one.
Speaker 1You write, I write you write. You come up with words.
Speaker 2I write.
Speaker 1No, you'll write.
Speaker 2Yeah, I said I'll write which sounded like I'll write.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'll write, I'll write.
Speaker 2Alright. No I, I will write no, I, I, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1Plural noun.
Speaker 2Jedis.
Speaker 1That's a good one, noun.
Speaker 2Tauntaun.
Speaker 1Verb Past tense.
Speaker 2Focused, focused Like on the force.
Speaker 1Yeah, when using the force you have to focus, yeah, focused, focused, like on the force yeah.
Speaker 2When using the force, you have to focus.
Speaker 1Yeah, a noun.
Speaker 2A noun.
Speaker 1Okay, I'm sorry, I'm too focused.
Speaker 2Yoda.
Speaker 1Oh, you're good at this.
Speaker 2Oh no, here we go.
Speaker 1What.
Speaker 2Last math, then it's all over again.
Speaker 1I said you're good at this.
Speaker 2I'm gonna get all jealous no, uh, adjective.
Speaker 1I mean, you've been a fan longer than I have of this series okay, uh, let's see adjective evil animal I already used tauntaun wookie yes, that's what I was. I'm like I know one.
Speaker 2You came up with a word before me.
Speaker 1Yeah, and you're a bigger fan than I am. I'm pretty mad. Yeah type of food.
Speaker 2I don't think it's really a food. It's more like drugs, but death sticks.
Speaker 1Death sticks.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Sounds good to me. Adjective.
Speaker 2Like strong.
Speaker 1Strong. Yeah, okay, part of the body plural.
Speaker 2Minds.
Speaker 1Yeah, then part of the body again.
Speaker 2Okay, hands, hand, yes, because Luke lost a hand.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's also a good one. I'm not mad.
Speaker 2After every word I have to check Are you mad? Are you mad? Yeah, Are you mad.
Speaker 1Especially if I say it's a good word.
Speaker 2Yeah, you're good at this. I'm sorry I can't help it.
Speaker 1Plural noun.
Speaker 2Battle droids.
Speaker 1Noun.
Speaker 2Bounty hunter.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2That's what I was thinking of yeah. Like Boba Fett. Yeah, boba Fett.
Speaker 1Plural noun.
Speaker 2Stormtroopers.
Speaker 1Oh, that's a good one. An adjective.
Speaker 2Powerful.
Speaker 1Powerful. Yeah, done, you want me to read it? Yes, okay, is that okay?
Speaker 2You want me to read it?
Speaker 1Yes, okay, is that okay?
Speaker 2Yeah, it's fine. This one is called Close Encounters.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2Let me tell you about the time I got abducted by Jedis. I'm probably a bad guy. Let's see. I was outside one night minding my own business when suddenly a bright tauntaun lit up the sky oh my god, and I was focused up into a flying Yoda. This sounds like an awful dream, Okay.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Inside I came face to face with some evil critters that looked like a cross between a Wookiee and an oversized death stick. Oh Ah, weird, stick Weird. The creatures could only make strong noises that sounded even worse than someone scraping their minds on a chalkboard. Oh my god, yikes is the word. Yeah, okay, thankfully the creatures could transmit their words straight into my hand. Words. Spit them out and we could communicate using our battle droids.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2Roger roger. They asked to borrow my bounty hunter so they could call their mothership. I'm Jabba the Hutt.
Speaker 1Yeah, it sounds like a lot of slaves.
Speaker 2Turns out, these strange stormtroopers were lost and just needed powerful directions to return home.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And that was the end of the UFO ones.
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, it was fun to do the Star Wars theme. Star Wars Star.
Speaker 2Wars, star Wars.
Speaker 1Star Wars theme Star Wars, even though we're not experts on that.
Speaker 2Maybe not.
Speaker 1But it was good anyways.
Speaker 2It was still fun.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2We enjoyed it. This was fun. This episode was pretty fun.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And we're gonna continue having fun next week when we come out with another episode. Yeah, so, matias, would you like to wrap this up? Yes do you have anything to tell the people? Advice a joke life hacks okay.
Speaker 1So if by chance you feel cold, have have a cold head. Maybe you can have like a hat on.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's my life hack. Yeah, I guess. So you do have a hat with you.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2In here.
Speaker 1Yeah, beanie hat.
Speaker 2A beanie hat with a little light on it, a little lamp.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't think it works, though it needs batteries, but I'm not going to use that for very long.
Speaker 2Okay, all right.
Speaker 1Maybe for next winter.
Speaker 2Maybe Okay, okay Okay. Thanks for your life hack.
Speaker 1You're welcome it was very useful. Yeah, I know, I don't think a lot of people have ever thought about using a hat to make their head warmer.
Speaker 2No, probably not. No, I think I might or hat to make their head warmer. No, probably not. No, I think I might or put anything on their head. No, exactly, I think I might be one of the first ones, because you know that all of the heat in your head escapes through your ears.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2That's how it is. I know this because I'm smart.
Speaker 1Oh, yes, you are, yeah, all right.
Speaker 2Well, I have something to I'm smart. Oh, yes, you are. Yeah, all right. Well, I have something to tell the people. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1You do that.
Speaker 2If you're listening to this, which I'm assuming you are, you've made it this far, you hear me talking and if you're doing something, look up and find the next person you see. Find a person, yeah, any person, go Find a person yeah. Any person. Go searching for a person. If you're alone, go find a person.
Speaker 1I like how we always say look up.
Speaker 2As if people are just looking down, you know what I don't know about you, but I'm constantly looking down. I don't look up when I walk or do things. I'm always looking down.
Speaker 1Yeah, me too, I don't want to, you know, fall.
Speaker 2Exactly. I don't want to step in anything. I don't want to step in.
Speaker 1So I am looking down. So, if you are looking down, look up Preferable, preferable, preferable, preferably, stop and look up.
Speaker 2Stop what you're doing and look up.
Speaker 1Yeah, don't keep walking, because that can be dangerous.
Speaker 2It's very dangerous. You might step on something. Yeah, all right, so find a person and go up to the person and say Sigh, yeah, you're going to need that sigh because air. I was just listening and listening to a very funny podcast called roasty toasty ghosty. You should also listen to this podcast because it's amazing. Also, do not watch all that jazz. It's really not that good of a movie. So, yeah, that's what you should say to the person and they'll agree, because they've probably already seen the movie.
Speaker 2Be, like yeah, that movie was not that great.
Speaker 1Yeah, and they would be like where were you when I first saw it?
Speaker 2Where have you been all my life?
Speaker 1Before I saw it Exactly.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Someone needs to warn all the people about all that jazz.
Speaker 2Don't watch that be that person yeah spread the news to not watch this movie, and then you can be friends with them, give them a big hug, tell them you love them, and then, I don't know, walk away.
Speaker 1Continue with your life and we're friends now bye that's usually how I make friends yeah and then, I don't know, maybe you'll bump into them again later in life.
Speaker 2Who? Knows but you'll both have that moment, and that's all that matters, really. So thank you for listening.
Speaker 1I hope.
Speaker 2You had an amazing time. I had an amazing time. Did you have an amazing time? I had an amazing time, did you?
Speaker 1have an amazing time. It was good, very good this was so fun. So fun. I like that it was really good.
Speaker 2We'll be back next week. Thank you, and I don't know. Have a good life.
Speaker 1Yeah, I do agree.
Speaker 2Alright, we're both in agreement and now we can end this. Yeah, so you do that. You finish this.
Speaker 1Okay, see you next week and also at the Live Mad Libs, hopefully.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, watch us on Twitch. Yes, on Saturday.
Speaker 1It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2So much fun Always.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Tell your friends yeah, make them also watch.
Speaker 1Yeah, we need more people, More people. We need more friends. Yeah, tell your friends.
Speaker 2Yeah, make them also watch. Yeah, we need more people, more people. We need more friends.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Tell your friends to be our friends, so that we all can be friends.
Speaker 1Yeah and hate all that jazz.
Speaker 2Right.
Speaker 1Together.
Speaker 2Can we say goodbye at some point?
Speaker 1Some point.
Speaker 2Okay, we're not there yet.
Speaker 1No, okay, six minutes. Oh, my god, I don't want to wait six minutes. I'm kidding, yeah, you're kidding. Yes, do all that we told you to do, and see you next week and I have to pee. Okay, bye.
Speaker 2Bye. Thank you for listening to the Roasty Toasty Ghosty podcast.
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Speaker 2Goodbye Matias, goodbye Lauren.