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In which Lauren & Mattias break down their assigned rewatch movies. They also review their recent movie night films and provide Mattias with a new name.
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Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.
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Speaker 2:Ghost.
Speaker 1:Can you shut up with those?
Speaker 2:No, I cannot. No, do you like my socks, they are orange.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're kind of boring.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I guess. I mean, you have simpson socks and that's not much more exciting it is mine are bright orange, very pretty wow yeah, well, I like my socks yeah, oh yeah what you gonna do orange.
Speaker 1:It's like a fruit. I forgot the name of it, though.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it's good though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, not with chocolate.
Speaker 2:Okay, I disagree. I like chocolate with my orange. Yeah, or my orange with my chocolate.
Speaker 1:What's the fruit?
Speaker 2:called. I think it's a clementine.
Speaker 1:Ah, that's it. Maybe, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:What do you think? I don't know. This is something we have in common.
Speaker 1:I'm a pig again.
Speaker 2:A pig eater. What, yeah, I'm a pig eater?
Speaker 1:Oh God, no. I said I'm a pig again Because I said I have trouble breathing.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Can you hear that I'm a little bit under the weather Sweater.
Speaker 2:Weather.
Speaker 1:That I'm a little bit Not tipsy.
Speaker 2:Tipsy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, can you hear that?
Speaker 2:I hear it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, I'm a little bit under the weather.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I hate my voice. Oh, although I can do that in a world.
Speaker 2:You can do that yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, are you going to punch me?
Speaker 2:No, see my hand, yeah, no.
Speaker 1:It was really close.
Speaker 2:I punched my printer and this is what happened.
Speaker 1:Now.
Speaker 2:No, it was really close I punched my printer and this is what happened. Now, no when, like Tuesday probably.
Speaker 1:Why.
Speaker 2:Why? Because I just put my hand down and I happened to punch the printer.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:I don't know what I was doing.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:But I hurt, that's all I know.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:So the printer got a point there. I did not.
Speaker 1:But I have a feeling that the fight's not over.
Speaker 2:No, it'll come back.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It'll get me again.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're going to be the loser.
Speaker 2:I am, it's too bad. Yeah, are you ready?
Speaker 1:Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2:I'm also kind of thirsty, so let's get this started. It's a perfect time. This is the perfect time to Ready. Yeah, no, you missed it.
Speaker 1:Sounds good.
Speaker 2:Does it though it does, Does it sound good?
Speaker 1:Well.
Speaker 2:It could probably sound better. It could yeah.
Speaker 1:But it's not gonna, not this week.
Speaker 2:Not today.
Speaker 1:No, I don't think so Are this?
Speaker 2:week, not today. No, I don't think so. Are you going to welcome the people? Do you want me to welcome?
Speaker 1:Are you going to yeah, and when I do those breathing things I'm not sighing, I'm trying to survive Because I have trouble breathing now.
Speaker 2:I have a triple throat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know which one to use. I have a triple throat. Yeah, I don't know which one to use. It's a triple throat, not a triple threat. Hello, yeah, hello, and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. My name is Matthias.
Speaker 2:And I am your best friend, lauren. We sound a little bit weird this week because we both are a little bit under the weather we are experiencing colds at the same time yeah, you started before me though I did. I was getting small symptoms before you yeah so, matthias, yeah for you yeah.
Speaker 1:So, matias, yeah, matias yes.
Speaker 2:Very important question how are you doing?
Speaker 1:I thought you were going to call me Howard.
Speaker 2:Howard, how are you doing? Matias, also known as Howard, as your friends like to call you, I believe.
Speaker 1:That's a nickname. I don't know. I don't know how you got it.
Speaker 2:No, Some people call you Howard. Oh my God, wait, hold on Side note. What if I just start calling you Howard, if I go to like work and start talking to you and I call?
Speaker 1:you, howard, instead. Of.
Speaker 2:Matthias.
Speaker 1:Do you think that people would and ask other people about Howard and they're like who's?
Speaker 2:Have you seen Howard today? Like no, who's that? Like oh, there you are, hey Howard, how are you doing? That's funny. Your phone is hilarious.
Speaker 1:I should do that. How am I doing?
Speaker 2:you asked 15 minutes ago I did two minutes, yeah, maybe I overdrive sometimes you shouldn't be driving at all no, you don't have a license. I don't, so. So stop that.
Speaker 1:I won't.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:I am pretty good considering.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But I've been worse recording before.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so have I. Yeah, I recorded without a voice.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Like what twice.
Speaker 1:And the time you felt like you were gonna die.
Speaker 2:Pick one. I'm sure there's been a couple times.
Speaker 1:I'm thinking about the time that I forced you to do an hour.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God, it was awful. I was like it's 40 minutes. This is good.
Speaker 1:I'm like no, we got to have an hour, so I have something to work with.
Speaker 2:Fine, that's it, no more. I can't do anymore.
Speaker 1:No, how are you, by the way?
Speaker 2:I am. I mean, my symptoms are like really just in my face, but I'm feeling. You know pretty good, I'm not like feeling like I'm dying.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:I'm energetic? I don't know.
Speaker 1:I'm feeling pretty good. You still have some energy. Yeah, I'm really warm. Yeah, I still worked. I had the energy enough to work, so it wasn't that bad. No, it's actually worse in the evening for me yeah for you it's in the morning.
Speaker 2:I wake up and I feel like I'm dead yeah and again, I'm not sighing.
Speaker 1:Why are you sighing? I'm trying to survive.
Speaker 2:Is it because I didn't agree with you?
Speaker 1:I'm not sighing, I'm surviving.
Speaker 2:I didn't agree with you. That's it.
Speaker 1:No, I'm surviving.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so my nose is. Do you say stuffy or stuffed? Both, both, yeah, it's both.
Speaker 2:It's stuffy and it's also stuffed.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You could call it HR Puffin Stuff.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's it.
Speaker 2:That's the name of your nose. Ah, hr, hr, puffin Stuff.
Speaker 1:What's HR?
Speaker 2:I don't know what it stands for. No, okay, do you know what HR? Puffin Stuff? What's HR?
Speaker 1:I don't know what it stands for. No, okay.
Speaker 2:Do you know what HR Puffin Stuff is?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:HR. Puffin Stuff is an old TV show. Okay, what have you been up to this week?
Speaker 1:I've been working.
Speaker 2:Did you do anything fun last weekend?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I went to a movie.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, tell me all about it.
Speaker 1:To the cinema Wow movie. Oh yeah, tell me all about it.
Speaker 2:To the cinema. Wow, yeah, I watched the movie.
Speaker 1:You watched two months ago, something like that. Okay, don't see study a song.
Speaker 2:Yeah, tell me your thoughts, so I can also talk about it yeah, okay, I liked it.
Speaker 1:it's a little bit sad, but also it's a pleasant movie. Really, it's nice to see what someone can do for a parent. Yeah, it's very nice. I like what they did.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Just to like spark those old memories.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so basically what the movie is is what Philip and Frederick yes. They take? Is it Philips?
Speaker 1:Philips' dad.
Speaker 2:Dad Out to France because he loves France, I guess.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:To spark up, yeah, old memories and some happiness because he's getting really old and losing his will to live.
Speaker 1:I guess, yeah, or interest yeah, he said he wasn't depressed. Guess, yeah, or interest yeah, he said he wasn't depressed. But yeah, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was, you could tell.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And I thought it was kind of funny how much of myself I saw in Fionnuala, because he just like goes above and beyond to make things perfect.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And it doesn't always go as it's supposed to.
Speaker 1:No, I mean, the old man is slower and not what he once was, and that's how it is with age.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a good movie.
Speaker 1:It's very nice.
Speaker 2:And no one cried.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:All right. What else happened? Anything last weekend?
Speaker 1:Let's see Sunday. I don't think much happened on Sunday for me.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Did I tell you something about Sunday?
Speaker 2:I don't recall talking that much during the weekend.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:I mentioned last week that my life partner had broken his foot.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then we had all of the kids during the weekend, so I got what? What I got? Extremely stressed out because I had everyone asking for something. My life partner is like having trouble adjusting to, you know, not being able to walk and he's in so much pain. And I've got the kids, who always need something, and there's someone fighting and there's someone crying and we want to go do this and that and everything.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So I had a pretty stressful weekend, and we weren't sleeping that well either, because he kept getting these cramps in his broken foot.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:While we were sleeping, and it wasn't great, he was caping me up all night.
Speaker 1:Caping.
Speaker 2:He was caping me all night. We became superheroes. Yeah, it wasn't great. Neither of us were sleeping. So on Monday I called out sick. I was starting to feel symptoms for this cold that I have now. I mean, they were slight symptoms, but I also hadn't slept for a couple nights so I was like I am not working like this.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Especially on a Monday, a long day.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I was like, I don't think so.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:And then I was like you know what we have Wednesday off. I'm sick.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But on Tuesday we had bonfires. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:We did, we did, we did. Now I woke up, you're back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, tell me about your bonfire.
Speaker 1:We did have bonfires. I was the fire master.
Speaker 2:Fire man.
Speaker 1:Fire master.
Speaker 2:You were the fire master yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, you were the fire master.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, tell me all about it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I lit a fire.
Speaker 2:Wow, that's amazing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I have something to tell.
Speaker 2:Please tell.
Speaker 1:A sad story.
Speaker 2:Oh, no, that happened.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm not going to tell it. You can tell it's okay yeah it was Sunday, so that's what happened on Sunday.
Speaker 2:Sunday was Sunday, and that is the sad story. It's sad.
Speaker 1:No, sundays are sad, are you laughing at my sad Sunday.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not laughing at your story.
Speaker 1:No yeah, my mom fought.
Speaker 2:She fought.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she fought a cat. Oh my God no.
Speaker 2:That's what happened. Oh no, the poor guy he lost to your mom.
Speaker 1:No, she found one of our cats dead.
Speaker 2:Where was he?
Speaker 1:He was out in the patio. We had the summer furniture in there and he was laying on one of them and she's like, oh, he's sleeping. But when she tried like petting him, it was completely like stiff you know, and she was all like upset. Of course we don't really know what happened, but probably he was a big cat, so maybe it was something about his heart, or I mean, I don't, we don't know really it's all speculation he never showed any like signs of being sick or anything.
Speaker 2:He just was telling you that he was in pain the whole time yeah, yeah, it was when he meowed.
Speaker 1:He said ow, ow, but that's just his sound, I think.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I think he was trying to tell you something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it really hurts.
Speaker 2:It hurts.
Speaker 1:Stop laughing at me. It hurts Poor guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was sad, though, yeah.
Speaker 1:And I had to dig a grave for him and we had like a little burial. It was sad.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm sorry about that it is really sad.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:How many cats are you down to now?
Speaker 1:Five.
Speaker 2:Five, only five.
Speaker 1:Only five.
Speaker 2:Only five five.
Speaker 1:Yeah, in our house my sister has like eight okay eight or nine, I I don't remember a few, yeah, a couple. You didn't have any bonfire stories to tell me no, not more than uh, we were firing the bombs.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:What is that even?
Speaker 2:I can't answer Bonfire. I can't answer that.
Speaker 1:No, we were burning sticks. Trees, trees, trees, no, no Burning trees Branches.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I took my older kids to our local bonfire. Yeah, yeah. I took my older kids to our local bonfire. Yeah, I actually remembered to bring stuff for s'mores and the kids made s'mores. There were a lot of other kids too. They were like we also want s'mores. So the kids made s'mores for other people and it was fun. We ran out of s'mores stuff.
Speaker 1:Why are kids so like that?
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:Come up and say I want to.
Speaker 2:Oh, I would have done that too as a kid. No way I would have done that.
Speaker 1:Okay, Well, I mean it was. I would get yelled at by my mom if I tried even doing it.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, absolutely, but that's not going to stop me.
Speaker 1:That stops me.
Speaker 2:But a lot of the kids were actually my kids' friends. They kind of got an in there.
Speaker 1:Yeah still, If it was my friend who did that, I still wouldn't say anything.
Speaker 2:Yeah, unless they offered, offered exactly.
Speaker 1:Then I would of course say yes, maybe they did offer, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Okay, I wasn't always there, I was sitting there eating marshmallows and prepping for s'mores and they were roasting the marshmallows. But yeah, it was fun, it was really nice. I love a good bonfire yeah, so we had a good evening.
Speaker 1:It was tuesday and then wednesday, we had the day off, yeah, and I and I got sick.
Speaker 2:Yep, I was also still sick. My symptoms have gotten worse.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was the worst day for me Not even close to the worst, I felt. So, yeah, it's really just like a mild cold.
Speaker 2:Yeah, cold, cold, cold, cold, Cold, cold Cold.
Speaker 1:Warm, no cold, oh Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold Warm.
Speaker 2:No cold. Oh, and then I mean the weather's been really nice, so I mean I spent some time outside on Wednesday.
Speaker 1:Okay, and Tuesday.
Speaker 2:Actually, I spent a lot of time outside on Tuesday.
Speaker 1:What did I do? I didn't do much.
Speaker 2:No, I did some things. Good for you didn't do much. No, I did some things, but then I, yeah, thanks, and then I went back to work on thursday I did too yeah, I was like I'll deal with two days of work, I'll be okay yeah but it's inventory season oh yeah it's starting, so now I'm also filled with dust dusty it's really nice, yeah, so yesterday, okay, thursday, yeah, it was the first time for our family to grill oh, very nice time of the year awesome. Yeah, what's good? What'd you have?
Speaker 1:hamburgers and hot dogs awesome yeah that sounds really good.
Speaker 2:And today's Friday it is May 3rd, yeah, and we watched movies.
Speaker 1:We did.
Speaker 2:Would you like to movie on?
Speaker 1:Yeah, let's movie on Finally.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we got this far.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's not just my fault though.
Speaker 2:You keep sighing, so I don't know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I don't sigh for an hour.
Speaker 2:I think you have been sighing for an hour.
Speaker 1:I'm surviving.
Speaker 2:I have an hour of you sighing. Maybe, Today we watched two movies.
Speaker 1:Which two movies did we watch?
Speaker 2:We watched Hudson Hawk and Annie Get your Gun.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that's true, yeah, it's so true, it's so true, hudson Hawk.
Speaker 2:This one has Bruce Willis.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And the guy from the Protector.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Who was a sidekick in that movie too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, in both movies.
Speaker 2:In this one, Bruce Willis is a thief who wants coffee, but he doesn't really get any coffee and he's getting out of jail and going right back into thieving.
Speaker 1:He's kind of forced into it.
Speaker 2:He's forced into it. He didn't really want to, but he did it anyway. He's stealing these artifacts, these Italian artifacts, from Leonardo da Vinci or something, and they have these prism things inside them that the bad guys want. So Bruce Willis is working for the bad guys, and there's other guys that are named after candy bars, and there's a nun woman who she's there.
Speaker 1:So I thought you said non-woman, that's a man she is a nun.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, and she is there. It's a silly movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to go any further into the details.
Speaker 1:No, okay.
Speaker 2:Because that's all you really need to know.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It is a silly movie.
Speaker 1:It is.
Speaker 2:I enjoyed the movie. It was funny, I think. Yeah, I don't remember, did I laugh?
Speaker 1:I don't know, probably.
Speaker 2:I probably laughed.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think you laughed, at least one time, one time, it was hilarious. Yeah.
Speaker 2:What did you think about the movie?
Speaker 1:I think it's funny too. I do like this movie. As you said, it's silly. It has some likeness to City Hunter. I told you that before.
Speaker 2:I like that movie yeah.
Speaker 1:I think you like that one more than this, but I like the thing that he's not getting his coffee for like all he wanted when he got out of prison yeah, his coffee his cappuccino yeah, they shoot his cup and the coffee maker breaks and everything. Yeah nothing's good no everything is against him getting his cup of coffee.
Speaker 2:It's sad.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I like it, though Not my favorite Bruce Willis movie, but it's still enjoyable. That's it. Yeah, let's movie over to Annie, get your Gun.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Annie, get your Gun is about a girl named Annie.
Speaker 2:What no?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's not her name, is it?
Speaker 1:It is Okay, I watched the movie.
Speaker 2:I thought I was watching the movie too. I don't think that was her name.
Speaker 1:Annie Oakley.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:Oakley Doakley yeah, and she's really good at shooting. She's really good at shooting stuff, I guess, maybe.
Speaker 2:With a gun Shotgun.
Speaker 1:With a rifle I'm sorry for correcting you and she meets a guy and he's also really good at shooting stuff with a gun and rifles and stuff. They're really good at shooting guns, but it turns out she's even better than him and he's like the main star. That's his thing in this. What would you call it? Not a circus, but Some kind of show. Yeah, it's a show Like a show business thing. There's no business like show business. I would say that.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:And when she proves that she's better than him, he gets really mad. The thing is, though, that she has a thing for him. She really likes him. She makes this very weird face the first time she sees the guy.
Speaker 2:Her jaw drops.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he kind of likes her too, but he doesn't like that she's better than him, so that's a problem. I do feel like this movie is kind of like our Jackie Chan thing I want to be best about Jackie Chan and then it turns out you're better than me.
Speaker 2:I'm not, though I'm not. I came up with a word.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I kind of jokingly, I said that too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but yeah, it kind of reflected our relationship as well yeah, I feel like yeah it's more the competition yeah, exactly that shouldn't be a competition.
Speaker 1:No, it's stupid. You're stupid, I know.
Speaker 2:I said that, yeah, I'm agreeing. Yeah, you wanna fight?
Speaker 1:yeah, jackie Chan fight.
Speaker 2:Okay, are we kung fu fighting? Yeah, okay, ready.
Speaker 1:Hi. Oh, okay, I'm ready. Hi-ya, hi-ya, Ow Okay. I win, darn it.
Speaker 2:Are you mad now?
Speaker 1:Yeah, my kung fu has gotten a lot better since you said it sucked. It doesn't suck anymore. No, who trained you?
Speaker 2:Jackie trained me, by the way.
Speaker 1:Oh, I've been seeing him on the side.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've been seeing him on the side.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, Okay. So back to this movie Content.
Speaker 2:I'm content with your content.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my thoughts about the movie, please. I really liked this movie. I thought it was funny. I thought it was great songs. I really liked how the movie looked. I liked the performances, the actors. It was really good. It has songs that I knew, that I didn't know was from this movie.
Speaker 2:Can I cut in here? Yes, because this movie was full of surprises.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Because there were at least two songs that are very well known that I had no clue came from this movie.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:And you had gotten me this movie. I was so uninterested. I was like, why am I getting this movie? Yeah, why is this so funny? Oh, because we watched annie, and now annie has a god yeah like, yeah, it's a big joke, but why do I have this movie? But now I'm pretty glad I have it because it was so good yeah, I really liked it me too. Like we had mentioned, there's no business like show business.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Was in this movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Also anything you can do. I can do better.
Speaker 1:I can do anything better than you, no you can't.
Speaker 2:Yes, I can, no, you can't.
Speaker 1:Yes, I can.
Speaker 2:That was in this movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Crazy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I would have never guessed. It's so great when you hear songs that you know from other places.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the original place, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:Because you hear the references before you hear the original source Sauce.
Speaker 2:This was a really good movie. Yeah, judy Garland was originally supposed to play the main role of Annie. We like Judy Garland. She is good, but I think her getting sick and losing the role was for the best yeah, because the girl who ended up getting the role in the movie did it a lot better.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, she felt very funny, this lady who got it yeah. And I think that.
Speaker 2:We probably should know her name, but I don't know it.
Speaker 1:No, I don't know it either.
Speaker 2:I didn't catch it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but she did it very well. She was great.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Should we look it up?
Speaker 2:You probably should. I thought it was kind of funny how, in the first clip that we watched when she was doing the Naturally song she didn't even look like judy garland no which was really weird, and then I think I realized why because her hair was down oh and the other clip, her hair was back, just like she was in the weird, the weirdo of oz, the wizard of oz betty hutton, the Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 1:Betty Hutton.
Speaker 2:Betty Hutton.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I like that the guy playing Frank Butler Butler.
Speaker 2:Butler.
Speaker 1:Butler Frank Butler. His name is Howard Keel.
Speaker 2:Howard Keel.
Speaker 1:Howard.
Speaker 2:Howard Doom Like you. Yeah, he's got the same name as you. That's funny.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Do you have anything else you want to say about this?
Speaker 1:I don't think so.
Speaker 2:I think I got everything out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I really liked this movie. It was very good.
Speaker 2:It was very good, I enjoyed it. Yeah, okay, howard Matias. Yeah, matias.
Speaker 1:Would you like to take a break? I think we've be well suited with a break right now.
Speaker 2:Let's do that, then we will be right back.
Speaker 1:Yes, see you soon.
Speaker 2:Bye, anyway, we're back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we are, we are back.
Speaker 2:We're back.
Speaker 1:I don't know what happened to my voice.
Speaker 2:It's really low now. You sound like a man now, yeah is it lower now? You might be lower.
Speaker 1:I think it's.
Speaker 2:In the second half we're going to use deep voices.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I.
Speaker 2:You lost your voice.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know what happened. I kind of like this voice though. Yeah, I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2:I kind of like this voice, though. This is your radio voice, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I hope I keep this voice, because then the girls will be looking at me differently.
Speaker 2:They're like oh, that's what's wrong with his voice. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Ew, creepy old man with low voice and all I can't hear what he's saying.
Speaker 2:What are you saying?
Speaker 1:I'm a man. I'm a man, I tells you.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, welcome to the second half.
Speaker 1:Yes, of the podcast. Yeah, oh, you know what? What?
Speaker 2:I'm kind of enjoying this now too. I really like this voice. Oh, you know what?
Speaker 1:You know I can't like Breathe. Yeah, I can't mess this voice up.
Speaker 2:No, keep it down here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like in the Fiddler the movie Okay spoilers. Yeah, the main guy. He has kind of a deep voice.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So that's what I'm channeling right now.
Speaker 2:Okay, he has kind of a deep voice, yeah. So that's what I'm channeling right now. Okay, I'm that guy, so transition.
Speaker 1:Transition.
Speaker 2:Hello and welcome to the second half.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:We are now going to start the next segment.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It is the rewatches.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:The Kangaroo Reviews. I don't know what that's supposed to mean, but apparently that's the name of the segment.
Speaker 1:Was it you or me that came up?
Speaker 2:You came up with the word. I'm not sure if it refers to this segment.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know either.
Speaker 2:No, I think we were reviewing each other's reviews.
Speaker 1:Ah, okay.
Speaker 2:No, this is a Kangaroo review of movies because we are hopping back. I just made that up, so we'll see if it sticks so far. This is our third rewatch and it's probably the third time I called it a kangaroo review.
Speaker 1:So here we go, yeah, so it's a tradition, yeah, last week Tradition Tradition. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Last week we assigned each other rewatches. Yeah, as this is the 75th episode. Yeah, I like my man voice too.
Speaker 1:Sorry, I'm just going to stay down here too. Yeah, we have really manly voices today. We're two men now. Yeah, we, okay, wait a moment. Okay, okay, I'm going to shut up. Yeah, you better shut up because I'm being a man. Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm going to let you finish, but first. Last week we assigned each other rewatches. This is the third time I think I'm saying this.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And you assigned a Jackie Chan movie to me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the Protector.
Speaker 2:I even got the DVD from you.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:To keep, which was really nice of you. Thanks, man.
Speaker 1:Of course man. Yeah, bro, it's a bromance.
Speaker 2:A bad bromance.
Speaker 1:Yeah, ha ha, I know that song. It should be a song Ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha. You're going to be like ha ha ha. Funny joke bro, very funny. You say bra Can you say bra. Bra.
Speaker 2:Bra Funny joke, bra Bromance.
Speaker 1:Bromance. Okay, anyway, anyway, what was?
Speaker 2:I saying no, hold on, let me you shut up for a minute. Well, I wanted to say something, okay.
Speaker 1:You know, this morning I was a 14-year-old.
Speaker 2:That's right. Yeah, you sounded like a 14-year-old and now I'm a man. Yeah, you grew up really fast. Yeah, yeah, in a day I became a man. Don't blink, don't blink. They grow up so quick.
Speaker 1:Now I'm like in my 30s.
Speaker 2:Yeah, maybe 40s, maybe.
Speaker 1:Yeah, who knows? I don't know I can't keep track of my day. No, I'm going to be dead then.
Speaker 2:By the time we finish this you'll already be dead yeah. Man boys. I watched the Protector.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then I assigned Fiddler on the roof.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I watched Fiddler on the Roof. Yeah, I watched Fiddler on the Roof.
Speaker 2:Fiddler on the Roof, and we both watched these movies on Wednesday, and now we are going to do a deep dive.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:On these movies with spoilers.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Total spoilers.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Man bro Bro.
Speaker 1:Bro man Bro man Bruh man bro man br. Yeah, man Bro Bro Bro-man Bro-man Bra Man-bro Man-bra Man-bro Man-bro.
Speaker 2:I'd like to get this started with my deep dive of the protector.
Speaker 1:Okay, you do that.
Speaker 2:Okay, all right, I don't know how long I'm going to use this voice, man.
Speaker 1:Man, man man. I don't know how long I'm going to use this voice, man, I said men.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all of us Plural men. I'm only talking to the men now.
Speaker 1:Or are you?
Speaker 2:talking to a butt. What Men butt.
Speaker 1:You said men.
Speaker 2:Men.
Speaker 1:In Swedish, men in Swedish that means butt in English.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, okay, gotcha.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, so the Protector. This is my four and a half page essay on the Protector. This movie has Jackie Chan. It is from 1985. It's directed by James Glickenhaus.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And it's produced by Raymond Chow and Leonard Ho.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the Godfather, the Godfather.
Speaker 2:Jackie's Godfather.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, not from the movie.
Speaker 2:Among others. There is an American version and a Hong Kong version, which is Jackie's version, and that is the one that I watched this time. The first time we watched it it was the American version and I Jackie's version, and that is the one that I watched this time. The first time we watched it it was the American version and I didn't like it, so I chose the Hong Kong version this time and hoped to enjoy it more.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I like both of them, though oh, my goodness, that's loud. I leaned forward and got really loud.
Speaker 2:You're supposed to get really close to the microphone and talk as deep as you can so that everyone can hear you.
Speaker 1:My voice is like that right now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, okay, okay so this movie I'm gonna go through everything yeah that happens in this movie.
Speaker 2:So if you have not seen this movie and you don't really want to sit around and watch a movie, just listen to this and you'll get all the details that you will possibly need. This movie starts off with a weird group, I'm guessing, bad guys. They are bad guys. A weird group of bad guys messing with traffic lights to steal from a truck carrying I don't know uh boxes. They're probably delivering for jackie chan, I'm guessing, but the guy claims that it was tvs and computers. Yeah, I don't know. I'm calling bs there bulls, not because if you know jackie, you know, how he likes cardboard boxes yeah, he's like.
Speaker 1:No, those were my cardboard boxes so then, you cut to Jackie.
Speaker 2:His name is Billy, yeah, and his friend is named Michael Michael. They're cops. The date is October 1st. The year is never said.
Speaker 1:It's never, the year is never.
Speaker 2:October 1st never. October 1st never. I don't know about you, but October 1st is actually a big deal in my family because it is my sister's birthday.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:This movie is set on my sister's birthday.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but it's likely before she was born, three years before, something like that maybe Okay, but the year is not announced. No, but if we say it's the same year as it's released. I'm going to get into the years. Okay, not right now. Okay.
Speaker 2:I'm going to get there.
Speaker 1:Okay, calm down yeah.
Speaker 2:Shut up and sit down. October 1st year unknown, and Jackie is celebrating 10 years of living in New York.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so it's set in New York. All right, everyone is speaking Chinese.
Speaker 2:Yeah, everyone is speaking Chinese, but it's all dubbed so they're actually speaking English. Yeah, anyway, they find a stripped truck and the driver.
Speaker 1:Was he stripped? No, he was not stripped. No, he was beaten up. Pretty bad yeah.
Speaker 2:But that's when he said that he was carrying TVs and computers. Yeah, I'm not sure if that's actually what he had, but that's what he said. Yeah, it's probably just boxes anyway, anyway, off track. And then we see the bad guys again. They do heroin and they rob bars. Jackie kills a tall bad guy in the bathroom and another another one in the bar. He throws him out the window and his partner, michael, dies. There was a quote that I enjoyed. Someone said get off my car. It was just like so random, I think the bad guy jumps on someone's car and they're just like get off my car.
Speaker 1:It's a bloody guy.
Speaker 2:Get off my car, bloody guy, you're going to bleed all over my car.
Speaker 1:It's a bloody guy, get off my car. Bloody guy, you're going to bleed all over my car, not like what are you doing?
Speaker 2:Or, oh, my God, get off my car, was their first response.
Speaker 1:He's like, not another one. It probably happened before.
Speaker 2:Yeah, jackie chases the third bad guy to the harbor. I'm having trouble reading my notes.
Speaker 1:Oh, were you drunk.
Speaker 2:No, I was writing really fast Because I was like trying to write good notes and watch the movie at the same time. I kept having to pause.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And so it took me like four hours to watch a 90-minute video Video.
Speaker 1:Movie yeah.
Speaker 2:YouTube video.
Speaker 1:No, it was a movie.
Speaker 2:I did notice that you could see the helicopter shadow in the water. There's a boat chase. Jackie escapes by a helicopter.
Speaker 1:His name is actually Billy, yeah.
Speaker 2:But I wrote Jackie in my notes.
Speaker 1:Yeah For everything. He let his boat go straight into the bad guy's boat so it explodes.
Speaker 2:That was also what I wrote. He escapes by helicopter and the boat crashes into the bad guy, and yeah it explodes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, I'm sorry for you can cut me out. I'm going to cut you yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, so I also noticed in this scene you can see the Twin Towers and the Statue of Liberty. It's under construction. Hold on, I have notes on this.
Speaker 1:Okay, did you look that up?
Speaker 2:Heck, yeah, I did.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's good.
Speaker 2:Okay, so the Statue of Liberty. Just a couple of fun facts.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It was built in 1876 by the French, who were celebrating a century of independence in America. That was my fun fact number one.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Number two is there was major renovation in 1984 to 1986. And you can see this in the movie. I thought it was really cool. Yeah, I asked Open Eyes about this and Open Eyes had results. Open AI, sorry this. And open eyes had results. Open ai, sorry, yeah. So I asked open ai about the construction done to the statue of liberty with dates and details.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and open eyes came up with. The statue of liberty underwent a major renovation from 1984 to 1986 to address structural issues and restore its original appearance. The restoration included replacing the iron framework with stainless steel, repairing the copper skin and installing new lighting. It reopened to the public on July 5th 1986, marking its centennial Since then Just a quick note what did you say, July? Fifth Okay, 1986.
Speaker 1:That's the day after.
Speaker 2:July 4th. Yeah right, fun fact, so it was 100 years when they were opened up again.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and july 5th, that's another one that is my life partner's birthday.
Speaker 2:I can never remember that day. Anyway, since then, routine maintenance and upgrades have been carried out to ensure its preservation and safety, so I thought it was really cool that you could see the construction being done in the movie yeah. And that kind of marks the time. I mean obviously we know it was 85.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can't really escape the year.
Speaker 2:No, in the time. I mean, obviously we know it was 85, but you can't really escape the year in the movie now either.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly the construction is also visible in another movie, not with Jackie, but they are even fighting at the construction in a movie called Remo Williams, a movie with Fred Ward.
Speaker 2:Alright, back to the movie.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna add that to the list called Remo Williams, a movie with Fred Ward All right, yeah, back to the movie. I'm going to add that to the list at some point, okay.
Speaker 2:If it's not already there.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, back to the movie.
Speaker 2:Jackie gets in trouble for not letting the Harbor police take over, so he gets demoted, yeah, but he's still supported by his peers who give him a slow clap as he's walking out.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then Jackie goes to a party and he meets his new partner.
Speaker 1:Pa-partner.
Speaker 2:Pa-partner Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-partner. He meets his new partner. His name is Danny Garone.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And he did stuff in Vietnam. There's a girl at this party. Her name is Laura and she flirts with Jackie. She's a marketer of some form. I'm not really sure her importance. There was also a guy named Benny who was overprotective of Laura. He's a karate champ and he is rich.
Speaker 1:Yeah, played by Bill Superfoot. Wallace yeah, who also fought Chuck Norris in another movie. Okay, played by Bill Superfoot.
Speaker 2:Wallace yeah.
Speaker 1:Who also fought Chuck Norris in another movie. Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, it's okay.
Speaker 1:And also Danny Garone is played by Danny Aiello. Yeah, was it Danny Garone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, and he was also in Hudson Hawk that we watched today.
Speaker 2:Yeah, coincidence, coincidence I don't know I don't think so they are watching a fashion show by edmund wong. They adjusted the subtitles in this one. You know when he says nice sits yeah in this one. Uh, they changed it to nice chest ah I preferred that one. It was better. You don't like sits? No, they're disgusting I thought it was funny Laura gets kidnapped. It was kind of a fun coincidence that Jackie just happened to be there at that moment as well as the bar robbing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's fun. Another fun fact. I'm sorry for Fun fact then. Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 2:Another fun fact I'm sorry for.
Speaker 1:Fun fact then? Yeah, the year after this one, in 86, jackie releases a movie called the Armor of God, and there's a character named Laura in that one, and she gets kidnapped.
Speaker 2:Wow, cool, fun fact, fun fact Okay.
Speaker 1:So if you're a character in a Jackie Chan movie called Laura, you better watch out, Because you're going to get kidnapped.
Speaker 2:Probably.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm so stupid for interrupting you all the time.
Speaker 2:Yes, okay, I'm going to continue now.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:All right. We found out that these bad guys work for Harold Ko. He's a known crime boss in Hong Kong, so Mr Ko is played by Roy Hsiao.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm stopping you here, Okay, he was also in Indiana Jones Temple of Doom 84.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Dragons Forever 88. Heart of Dragon. He was the restaurant owner, a movie that I got pretty interested in enter the fat dragon directed by samung hung. I thought it looked really fun and we're putting it on the list okay, yeah, I've been thinking about putting some, some of them at least that one yeah, millionaires express to um eastern condors. I'm sorry. Thank Also, he was in Enter the Dragon.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, yep, maybe he was.
Speaker 2:No, he was.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I don't remember. I believe it.
Speaker 2:Thank, you Not, maybe he was. Yeah, okay, moving on. So Jackie and Garone get sent to Hong Kong to find out how Ko is connected to Laura, why he kidnapped her and to save her. They found out that Benny had called a Hong Kong number six times, like at the party or something.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Before the kidnapping or something I don't know.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And that was a bit suspicious. Yeah, and the number led to a massage parlor, mm-hmm, yeah. Page number two yeah, there's a meeting set up in hong kong with superintendent whitehead yeah I also wanted to write white snake yeah that's a band, they get a jeep and jackie likes that. He likes the jeep. We also learn. A very crucial thing here is that jackie's middle name is Discretion, so Billy Discretion I don't remember his last name.
Speaker 1:Wong.
Speaker 2:Wong, so very important character information.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's a weird middle name.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, I'm not his parents, I did not name him Just saying yeah, so they go to the massage parlor and they play in the pool. There's a girl walking on Jackie's back. Have you ever had someone walk on your back?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:It feels really good.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:But these girls who are massaging, they are also bad guys.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:And they try to kill Jackie. Hmm, and there's two other bad guys as well. And then suddenly everyone wants to fight Jackie. Yeah, why not?
Speaker 1:Take the opportunity. Yeah, why not take the opportunity? Yeah?
Speaker 2:They get countered by someone. I left it empty because I thought that I was going to find out the guy's name and I don't think I found out the guy's name. They get countered by someone who thinks that Shapiro sent them. I don't know who that is either, but his name kept getting brought up. I'm guessing it's Laura's dad. Yeah, okay, so that's a name that might get brought up again. We're going to say it's Laura's dad. His name is Shapiro.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:He doesn't have a first name, that's his last name. Yeah, Threats are exchanged and then they leave. Next part there's a Mei Fong Ho. She's an owner of a coin, I guess.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Jackie is looking for her in a dance rehearsal dressing room. I guess they're doing fence dancing.
Speaker 1:They were dancing with fence swords, yeah, and this is a scene that's not in the American version.
Speaker 2:I wrote Hong Kong edit here, so this is from the Hong Kong edit. This scene of and Jackie watches them practice and then he scares her with his coin.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:He shows her his coin and she gets terrified and runs away. It's a very scary coin.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Some guys defend her and fight Jackie, and this is the gym fight.
Speaker 1:It's a kind of funny fight.
Speaker 2:We find out that Tin Ho, which is her dad, he's dead. Li Heng is retired, but they were partners and they also worked with Harold Ko Bum bum bum he's a crime boss now, but we knew them. Jackie and Garone boat to meet Li Heng. Okay, I do have something on Li Heng, though he's played by Chun Yang Chun Chun.
Speaker 1:Chun.
Speaker 2:Yang Young. It could be an A or it could be a U. Okay, it's either Yung or Yang. He was also in. Enter the Fat Dragon.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:That's all I had on that guy, okay, and then his daughter Su Ling, is not Su Yung Su Yung, she's from Rush Hour.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Su Ling is played by Moon Lee. She was in Twinkle Twinkle Lucky Stars as Person at the End.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's her character's name.
Speaker 1:Yeah, when all the people are getting out of the elevator.
Speaker 2:Person at the End.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the elevator contains like 300 people or something.
Speaker 2:She's one of them. Yeah, she's also in Winners and Sinners.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Anyway. So they're on a boat, they're talking to Li Heng and Su Ling and there's some bad guys that followed them to the boat, and this is boat fight.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Jackie escapes and finds a motorcycle and he makes a jump onto boxes.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 2:Probably the ones that he ordered.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there they are. Yeah, the thieves got them there.
Speaker 2:He chases a guy on a boat and the guy escapes and Hing agrees to help and Ko is mad.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's what.
Speaker 2:I got out of that yeah okay, next scene jackie and danny, also garone yeah they go to their hotel to find a mysterious briefcase with money and two tickets, and then the phone suddenly rings and they're told to leave hong kong. And then they're attacked by a guy outside their window among, among other bad guys.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:This is the hotel fight. Slash street fight.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's where I translated it to holy sheets.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they get in trouble for engaging in this fight too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, of course. I mean yeah, defending yourselves.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:No way.
Speaker 2:And then we see that Benny and David Ho meet in Hong Kong. David Ho, I'm guessing, is Tin Ho's brother, maybe A family member of his, and then they go to a horse thing hosted by Ko.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I wrote a horse race but there weren't any horses racing. They were just a bunch of people gathered yeah, they were kind of announcing that there were horses involved. You don't really see them, though. No, I don't remember horses he was talking about horses yeah, jackie and garone crashed the party and jackie dumps the briefcase money everywhere. Money goes flying. We find out that shapiro whoever that is missed a shipment payment and that's why ko is mad I guess kind of and taking his daughter for ransom yeah anyway.
Speaker 2:so lee and wing meet to plot against Ko, and Wing is played by Hoi Sang Lee.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Do you know this guy?
Speaker 1:Not by name, if I see him, yeah.
Speaker 2:I would expect you to recognize him, okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:He's in, enter the Fat Dragon, the Young Master Project, a Twinkle, twinkle Lucky Stars, heart of Dragon, and Project A2.
Speaker 1:I think I know who it is.
Speaker 2:Okay, he's also in the Protector, okay. Okay, he and Lee meet to plot against Coe, and Wing knows about a heroin lab in the shipyard and Laura is probably there, and then they get attacked by bad guys.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:And Benny is also there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, that's what. Benny is also there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, that's what I wrote for that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's also a bad guy though.
Speaker 2:Yes, page number three yeah, jackie and Suning meet to trade info. There's not a lot of info, but they also wanted to meet Wing. Suning does not like Jackie because he whispers. He's a chunk.
Speaker 1:He's a chunk, you're so chunky.
Speaker 2:I don't like you Because he's a chunk. No, he causes trouble.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:They find Wing dead hanging from the ceiling. They also find Li Hing dead. So Su Ling slaps Jackie and blames him for her father's death.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So Jackie goes to Sally's house, which is Mei Fanghou Mei Fanghou, the coin girl. She changed her name to Sally.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:So I might call her Sally now.
Speaker 1:It's easier.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay. So Jackie goes to coin girl's house sally okay, so now you're changing the game I'm trying to make it easy to keep up, yeah and they also exchange info. She has a maid, and jackie's like you have a housemaid, and she's like well, yeah, not this one though yeah, but I don't have a house.
Speaker 1:I yeah, but I don't have a house.
Speaker 2:I have a maid, but I don't have a house. Her regular maid is sick Sick in quotations.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:And she has a replacement who suddenly runs away instead of getting paid. That's suspicious, jackie doesn't?
Speaker 1:like it.
Speaker 2:It's a little suspicious.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:So Jackie searches the bedroom and he finds a bomb in the bed. A bomb.
Speaker 1:A bomb.
Speaker 2:A bomb in the bed.
Speaker 1:Not a bomb in the bed, no.
Speaker 2:A bomb. He defuses it because he learned how to do that in Rush Hour.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Which was years later. Yeah, it went to the future yeah, he learned how to diffuse a bomb, and then he came back to the protector yeah and diffused it. And then he was like you're not so young or whatever, you're sally anyway. Uh, he diffuses it and suddenly there's someone slamming on the doorbell Like stop, just stop.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's the guy who runs the massage parlor the manager, yeah which happens to be Sally's uncle. He's kind of a weirdo. He's warning her that Coe is out to get her, and now there's bad guys ringing the doorbell and they just oh no, they drive away they ring the doorbell and then they drive away. I don't know.
Speaker 1:Pranking bad guys.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're the worst. But Uncle confirms that Laura is in fact in the shipyard. So now we go to the containers. Jaggi and Garoni meet at the shipyard. They consider getting Whitehead, not Whitesnake Whitehead, involved.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then Hing has a friend who wants to help. He was a Navy SEAL. He also has a bazooka cannon kind of thing from an Israeli friend. So they sneak into the lab within the containers. Oh yeah, this is the scene where all the women were naked and working on the what? Heroin or whatever, and I read that there was a reason for them to be naked it's so they don't steal anything.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:They can't tuck anything away.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Women do have vaginas, so they clearly didn't think about that.
Speaker 1:What's that?
Speaker 2:A vagina is a hole. Sounds scary that you can stick things into.
Speaker 1:Oh no.
Speaker 2:Like heroin. Yeah, okay, the heroin hole the heroin hole, also known as the heroin hole. I usually call it the heroin hole, but where was I? Oh yeah. So they sneak into the lab. Within the containers, jackie jumps a scientist and the assistants accidentally kill him instead of jackie thanks to his japanese bulletproof vest luckily they didn't shoot him in the head yeah, that would be worse.
Speaker 2:They find laura and then release her from her cage. Jackie and the Navy guy blow up the lab and the plants. They escape, except for Garone who is captured and beaten for info. Also, where's Laura?
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh no.
Speaker 2:She disappeared. I guess she was saved and then she disappeared. Yeah, Jackie calls and threatens to make Laura disappear if Garoneone dies he calls co, I guess. Yeah, yeah, they plan a meeting and laura is sent to whitehead, not white snake now the showdown yeah jackie meets co at the shipyard. Jackie wants garone and co wants laura, but white Jackie wants Garoni and Coe wants Laura, but White Hat, white White Hat.
Speaker 1:White Hat.
Speaker 2:Whatever his name is Whitehead yeah.
Speaker 1:It's a weird name.
Speaker 2:He has Laura yeah. Which he was supposed to.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But he also works for Coe. He's a bad guy too, so now the bad guy has Laura again, so Coe sends out Benny.
Speaker 1:Mm.
Speaker 2:Yeah, to beat up Jackie. I wrote a question mark because I didn't recognize him that well, but I assumed it was still Benny.
Speaker 1:It was Benny.
Speaker 2:Okay cool, jackie wins, even though the guy was given an iron fist thingy. The knuckle, iron Iron knuckles.
Speaker 1:Iron knuckles, yeah, maybe Metal knuckle things.
Speaker 2:Yeah, iron Iron knuckles, iron knuckles yeah, maybe Metal knuckle things yeah. Iron, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Knulldjärn. Oh okay, In Swedish.
Speaker 2:All right. So Jackie beats up more bad guys and suddenly Benny is back with a chainsaw yeah, but ends up electrocuting himself. And then the police arrive and garone and laura are freed.
Speaker 2:Ko escapes by helicopter and jackie runs after him yeah but a guard attacks him and they end up being lifted by a crane thing. So garone suning and navy guy see this. So navy guy takes out his bazooka cannon thing and Jackie kicks the guard off of whatever platform they're on, but then gets shot at by Coe. So Jackie climbs in to drive the crane. He releases whatever it was holding which dropped onto Coe's helicopter and big explosion Last part here they ended up saving 2,000 pounds of heroin from being distributed in New York. Jackie and Garone received the Distinguished Service Medal. Everyone is happy. Jackie steals someone's child and they all walk away.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Random kid. He just picks up and walks away with it.
Speaker 1:It's Michael's kid.
Speaker 2:Oh, the guy who died at the beginning. Oh yeah, I just thought that was kind of funny.
Speaker 1:Yeah, In reality it's actually the director's kid.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but like the thing is that you never see the kid Like in the beginning, when Michael is there, michael just has a stuffed animal that he's like.
Speaker 1:I'm going to give this to my kid, or something.
Speaker 2:My kid's going to love this thing. But you never see the kid.
Speaker 1:So the kid at the end seems completely random Did they cut out the funeral in the Chinese version? Maybe, Because they have a funeral for michael, okay, where jack is holding the kid and and the kid says something like when is dad gonna come back?
Speaker 2:yeah, they must have cut them because I probably would have written that down yeah, it was not necessary, okay. So, all in all, what did I think about this movie? Yeah, I like this version a million times better than the American version. It is mostly with the nudity. It felt completely unnecessary in the American version, although I mean now I get it, but I don't think you needed to see as much as you got to see.
Speaker 1:No, that's what Jackie felt about the movie too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but yeah, I did enjoy the movie. I don't think it's moved much higher on my list, though it's still good. It's a lot better now, but still not top ten.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, I didn't expect that.
Speaker 2:But I do like it. Okay, it is a good movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah. And that's all I had. Okay, yeah, your turn my turn.
Speaker 2:I forgot my deep voice.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, it's your turn now, yeah, please tell me about fiddler fiddler on the roof fiddler on the roof I'm gonna sit here and be quiet okay, so this movie is called fiddler on the Roof, loose, no, so this movie is called Fiddler on the Roof. It's from 1971. It's three hours and one minute long. It's directed by Norman Jewison. It's a movie about Jews, like yeah.
Speaker 2:Jews, yeah, jews.
Speaker 1:Jewish people yeah. Movie about jews like yeah jews, yeah jews, uh, jewish people yeah, and people thought he was a jew but he wasn't, so I guess he got the directing duty because of his name it's kind of funny. Okay, it stars topol topol. I don't know how to pronounce it, but that's the guy with the deep voice. The main guy yeah the main guy and Norma Crane.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:And Leonard Frey. I looked it up and they're all dead. I thought that Topol would be dead, you know, a long time ago, since he looked like he was in his 50s, 50s, 60s when this movie, in this movie, and he died last year. So and um norma crane, she died two years after this movie okay, she had cancer and leonard frey. He died in 88 and he had aids oh, facts.
Speaker 1:Facts Maybe not fun facts, but facts, mm-hmm. Okay. So now I'm gonna say what the movie is about. The movie starts, it's dawn and we see a bunch of rooftops and there's a guy pweying.
Speaker 2:Pweying.
Speaker 1:Yeah, on a fiddle on one of the roofs, rooftops. And then there's another guy talking about the fiddler and that's the main guy Tevye, that's his name and then they start singing about tradition. And the guy Fevye starts to talk about traditions. Now, and then all the people are working to music or singing, or, yeah, they are doing like chores and stuff to music. Oh yeah, and the tradition song it's about arranged marriages, marriageses.
Speaker 2:Marriages.
Speaker 1:Yeah, marriages, arranged marriages, and there's also another much bigger circle of people in the village. The different types of people don't bother each other, though. Right now, and the main character and narrator, tevye he has a weird dance with his arms. You remember the dance?
Speaker 2:I do. I like his dance.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh yeah, it's okay, he dances better than I do. I like his dance. Yeah, oh yeah, it's okay, he dances better than I do. I write these as I'm watching the movie. So now he mentioned the fiddler on the roof. Again, I have to suffer through his fiddling. That's my comment about that.
Speaker 2:Are you actually suffering though?
Speaker 1:I am. I'm not a huge fan of fiddling. And then there's a matchmaker, Jante, who comes to assign a husband for the eldest daughter, Seidel. Seidel complains about earlier men. The last one was bald and had no hair.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Bald and has no hair.
Speaker 1:Yeah, weird Gross, yeah, I know. Also we get to know that the matchmaker is a widow. And then there's a tailor, his name is Motel, motel Motel, and he wants to see Seidel. They have been friends since they were kids. The matchmaker says that the butcher, laser Wolf, a good man, rich man, is very lonely and has his eyes on Saito. So the mom Golde says Tevye doesn't like Laser. They say that he should go meet Laser and Laser will explain the situation. They say that to each othervye is not there, okay, right there. And then, and then we see the daughters. They have five daughters and they are singing about the matchmaker and that's one of the songs I recognize from this movie matchmaker, matchmaker, yeah, that's that one. It's a good song, I don't mind that song. And then Tevye talks to God and complains a lot, but he says he's not complaining, he's too poor. And then he starts singing about if he was a rich man.
Speaker 2:Yep.
Speaker 1:And his weird dance. He also has a broken horse, or the horse is limping. I forgot to write that down, but that's a fact.
Speaker 2:Sad horse.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm glad that they didn't kill the horse though. Yeah, so he's taking the milk to the village. Since he doesn't have a horse, he has to carry the wagon thing himself or he has to pull it himself. Then and there, a bunch of men gathers, including tevye, and talks about something that was written in a paper. And then a younger guy, perchick, a teacher from kiev kiev, is that how? Yeah, he joins them. Perchick, promise, uh, to teach tevye's daughters about the bible. And then we get to know that seitel, the oldest daughter, and motel they have a love affair.
Speaker 1:Don't, don't don't yeah, and the parents doesn't know. So Golde tells Tevye to go to see Laser later. But first they have to sing and then eat. And now Tevye goes to see Laser. Laser tries to say that he wants the oldest daughter, but Tevye thinks Laser wants one of his cows, so that's kind of a joke there. And then Laser explains that it's Seidel he wants. Now Tevye starts to talk to himself and a creepy freeze frame of Laser shows up. He's staring right into the camera. I hate that face. I sent it to you. But Tevye agrees on it. And then they sing. They're so happy.
Speaker 2:They get drunk over then too, right yeah they do.
Speaker 1:They go out and get really drunk After singing and dancing. Tevye gets some bad news. It's about some evil Russians coming to the town or something. One of the evil Russians are kind of a friend to Tevye, so he warns him that the other evil Russians are coming, and then the fiddler comes down from the roof and plays for Tevye and they're dancing and all Later on Perchik and Hodl, one of the daughters.
Speaker 1:They're in a disagreement and then they start to dance and fall in love or get fond of each other. It starts with a disagreement. Then we see Tevye tell Seidl that she's gonna be married to Laser Wolf. Goldie is very happy. Seidl is trying not to show how disappointed she is. Perchick, he doesn't like that. She gets married because of Laser's wealth. He has a point. Seidel tells Tevye that she doesn't want to be married to Laser Wolf. Model runs in and says he's a perfect match for Seidel. Now Tevye sings negatively about them giving each other a pledge. Now Tevye goes through pros and cons. He finally accepts their wishes. Model and Seidel get so happy about that that they run through the woods singing about miracles. Well, he sings and she laughs. And then there's another of the daughters. Her name is Wait a minute, I want this Chava Chava and she fancies a guy who's not Jewish. That's even worse.
Speaker 1:Later on, tevye pretends to have a nightmare about Laser Wolf's late wife, so that he can convince Golde to let Model and Seidel get married instead. So he has to come up with a nightmare story and that's a very weird scene. But Very cool. It's cool. I kind of like the scene. It's also weird. So now goldie also wants sidle to marry model awesome. And now it's time for sidle and model to marry. Laser doesn't look very happy, though.
Speaker 1:After the wedding ceremony there are people dancing with bottles on their hats. People are dancing, laser, he says. After the dancing he says he has no ill feelings and gives the newlyweds five chickens very nice. A verbal fight between laser and tevye starts kind of directly after that and Perchik, the teacher guy. He calms everything down and starts dancing with Hodl. Soon more people joins them. Then a bunch of evil Russians rides in and ruins the wedding Even worse and also they destroy the village. And then the intermission comes and that's two minutes of intermission. It feels like ten minutes.
Speaker 1:Some time has gone past and now people are working the fields. Model and Seidel have been married for some time now. Perchik has to go away. Hodl is upset. Perchik is asking to marry Hodl. They tell Tevye the news and he says no, he doesn't want Hoddle to leave. Tevye starts singing as usual and goes through the pros and cons. He agrees on it and doesn't know what to tell Goldie. Goldie gets upset but Tevye calms her down. Then Tevye sings and asks if Goldie loves him. She's not so sure, but probably. Perchik has now left and wants people to fight back against the evil Russians. Then the evil Russian writes in and fights At the village. Hoddle gets a letter from Perchik. He got arrested. Hodl wants to go help Perchik in Siberia. Then she sings that she must go Now Hodl leaves on a train, motl gets a sewing machine. Oh yeah, they had a kid too.
Speaker 1:Now the third daughter, hava, wants to tell about her love with the non-Jew Fjedka. He says that they can never get married. I guess that's Tevye that says that Golda wants to speak with the priest, whom tells her that Hava and Fjedka are married and have fled. Tevye gets upset by the news and says Hava is dead to them. Now he sings about Chava. We see Chava and Fjerdke dancing and the fiddler is playing. Now Chava is back with Tevje. He ignores her. She wants him to accept them. Now he goes through pros and cons. Feels kind of repetitive, don't?
Speaker 2:you think I love that.
Speaker 1:Yeah. And then, when thinking about the pros and cons, he screams no and dances her away. Okay, his weird arm dance. Of course, chava is very upset that her dad is such a tool. Okay, what Is that a bad word?
Speaker 2:No, it's not, it's just funny.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, ah, the matchmaker brings boys for the last two way too young daughters. But you know, it's good to be prepared. We see that the evil Russians want all the people in the village to leave Tevye, and the villagers get upset. They have three days to decide, or, yeah, three days to leave, actually To pack their stuff and get out of there. So now the villagers they kind of want to stay, but now the villagers think that the village isn't the greatest place, but it's their home. You know, it's their town. Anyhow, now all the people are leaving the village. Chava and Fjedke comes to say goodbye. Tevje ignores them, saitl tells them goodbye and now it's time for all of them to go. And also, saitl isn't allowed to forget the baby. Oh, okay, all the people are walking on the dirtiest path they can find. The fiddler is now following them on the road and that's the end of the fiddler on the road.
Speaker 2:Okay, so he moved from the roof to the road. Yeah, okay people left.
Speaker 1:So he was like no, I'm not gonna be on the roof anymore, I'm gonna be on the road with the people he's also moving out yeah, okay, so that's the movie really okay did I miss anything?
Speaker 2:I don't think so I think, you got everything that I remembered. Anyway, yeah, doing.
Speaker 1:Doing these rewatches and when you go into detail like this, you can really focus more on the movie and get the whole story, because I didn't really get everything the first time, so now I understand a little bit more about the movie.
Speaker 2:Especially when you're writing it down too. Yeah, so you're fully processing exactly too yeah you're like fully processing exactly what's going on.
Speaker 1:Yeah exactly like the the weird nightmare sequence. I didn't get it the first time why it was, but it wasn't really a nightmare. He was just coming up with a nightmare to scare goldie. So yeah, there are a couple good songs, but I haven't really changed my opinion on the movie. I think I still think it's very boring and I know I said it last time that I wouldn't watch it again.
Speaker 2:That kind of happened yep, you were forced to watch it, yeah but now I'm telling you that I'm not going to watch this movie again. Okay, next rewatch is going to be this movie again.
Speaker 1:No way, this is the last time.
Speaker 2:Well, at least it's confirmed that it's pretty boring.
Speaker 1:It is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, yeah. Well, thank you for the breakdown and the confirmation. Yeah, that's exactly what I, and the confirmation.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's exactly what I was looking for, yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:And now I know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and thank you for your breakdown too. Breakdown, it sounds like you're right. Yeah, I had a breakdown over Jackie Chan. Yeah, it was good.
Speaker 2:It was good, this was good.
Speaker 1:It's a good segment.
Speaker 2:The movie wasn't good, but this segment was good this said yeah, yeah, what you said, uh, and the episode was good. Yeah, this has been a really good one yeah, and I had my cool voice yeah, you didn't have a voice. You had a deep voice. Yeah, and now we're gonna end this. Would you like to wrap this up?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, it sounds like a good idea. Yeah, I just want to tell the people that if you listen to this and see people, just ignore them and walk away. Yeah, walk away, don't tell them anything.
Speaker 2:Instead, why don't you go on to our Instagram at RoastyToastyGhostyPod on to our Instagram at Roasty Toasty, ghosty Pod. And yeah, if you made it this far and are listening to this right now, just go on there and tell me your opinion on grapefruits.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what do you think about the flavors and how to eat them and everything you know about grapefruits? Just you know what your opinions and throw out like a fun fact about grapefruits would be really cool.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we want to know. I want to know.
Speaker 2:Maybe we make a episode, maybe just about if if you write your comments about grapefruits, I will probably read them in the next episode. So get to Instagram. Talk about grapefruits just for fun. Has nothing to do with this episode, but there's that.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Thank you for listening. I hope you're having an amazing day and continue with the amazingness.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And we will be back next week after our live Mad Libs.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That already happened, because it's Tuesday now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, and I will have a squeaky voice next week.
Speaker 2:Let's hope so.
Speaker 1:Let's hope so.
Speaker 2:You don't like my very deep voice I just like the changes in your voice.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, I think it's very fun yeah.
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