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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Outtakes] #76
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Roasty Toasty Ghosties
Support the show & get subscriber-only content.Ever found humor in the midst of a sneezing fit or a cold-warped voice? Well, we sure have, and that's just the tip of the iceberg in our latest chat. Join us as we shake off the sniffles and share a few laughs about the unexpected side effects of the common cold. From voice transformations that could rival any voice actor to the oddball discussions sparked by movie marathon fatigue, we're baring it all. Plus, we're navigating the choppy waters of clear communication—no easy feat when you're juggling WhatsApp misunderstandings about fruit.
As our conversation flows, we're also mapping out an epic Chinese Adventure Night—debate included. Sleepover or late-night cruise home? That's the question we're pondering, alongside the pros and cons of editing with fresh eyes or the thrill of quiet roads in the dead of night. But it's not all logistics and planning; we're also highlighting the twists and turns of crafting memorable experiences. So, whether you're in need of a decision-making compass or just a good chuckle, our doors are open. Pull up a chair, lend us your ears, and get ready for a journey through the joys of friendship and the art of spending quality time together.
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And there we go.
Speaker 2It starts off with a sniffle.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 2It's my turn.
Speaker 1I sound good To edit no no to sniffle and stuff. Ah, you didn't last week.
Speaker 2Not nearly as much as you.
Speaker 1No, okay.
Speaker 2But now I sound really good.
Speaker 1But I had a cool voice last week.
Speaker 2Yeah, mine is not as cool.
Speaker 1No cool voice last week. Yeah, mine is not as cool. No, did you notice? Uh, you know the thing we recorded at the end, how more how my regular voice sounded, uh you know yeah yeah, it's um. Um. Yeah, it sounded way different, uh, and it was so apparent. Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I liked my voice last week. I don't know, do I still have it a little bit?
Speaker 2I think you're a lot better.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Than last week. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1So so I'm, I'm starting to get into my usual voice now.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I still feel a little bit, you know, lower.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't know, that's what I hear, but yeah, we'll see. So we're really tired.
Speaker 2Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1I didn't fall asleep though.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1And I'm proud of that, because it was so close.
Speaker 2I was feeling pretty good for a while, and then I was not as good as you and I did not off a couple times.
Speaker 1Okay, during both movies.
Speaker 2No, just the second one yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, the first one was fine. Yeah, it was during the second one. Yeah, yeah, the first one was fine. Yeah, it was there in the second one I had some trouble, too trouble as well, fancy well yeah, so we have plans. Today we're gonna go through how to make a decision right disaster yeah, how to go through a disaster how to make a disaster oh that I have no problems with that well I am.
Speaker 2I'm kind of curious about that.
Speaker 1I wonder if open eyes could help me with that yeah, are you gonna do that too, or have you changed?
Speaker 2your mind. Play and see what happens now see.
Speaker 1See, this is what happens when you can't make a decision. You come up with other stuff and have to look them up.
Speaker 2I wrote how to make a disaster and Open Eyes says I can't assist with that. Is there anything else I can help you with? Oh, oh. How to make bad decisions. I can't spell.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Making bad decisions isn't advisable, okay, instead, let's focus on making good ones. If you need guidance on making better choices, I'm here to help.
Speaker 1Yeah, you can ask to make good decisions and then do the opposite of that.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, I feel a lot better than I did last week.
Speaker 2Good, I feel a lot better than I did last week. Good, I feel a lot worse, yeah.
Speaker 1And that's not how it's supposed to be, because you've been sick longer than me and should be, you know, back.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1From sickness before me, not after me.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Is this like a second cold, or is it?
Speaker 2Yes, it is yeah, okay, so you got better from the first one and then you like a second cold. Yes, it is.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay. So you got better from the first one and then you got a second one. Yeah, okay, I don't want the second one, so please don't.
Speaker 2I won't, I'm not going to give this to you.
Speaker 1This is for me, okay, thank you. Don't cough on me, please.
Speaker 2No, I'm not really coughing, it's mostly sneezing.
Speaker 1Yeah, don't do that either.
Speaker 2No, I try not to sneeze on people.
Speaker 1No, okay, but I'm very sniffly too. I have sneezed a couple times this week.
Speaker 2I've sneezed a lot more than a couple times.
Speaker 1Yeah, when.
Speaker 2I say I sound like I'm going to lose my voice.
Speaker 1Okay. When I say a couple times, I mean a lot of times.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, I've sneezed more than that.
Speaker 1Okay, was that me?
Speaker 2Probably it wasn't me.
Speaker 1No, didn't feel like it was me. Can it have been something else?
Speaker 2Maybe Ghosts Maybe.
Speaker 1Okay, we should start this.
Speaker 2All right, I'm gonna whisper today.
Speaker 1Okay, is that alright? Yeah, sure, um, okay. So I guess I'm gonna talk, or do you want to?
Speaker 2Are we gonna start this, yeah?
Speaker 1Okay, you have a big, shiny nose.
Speaker 2That was you.
Speaker 1Yeah, that was you.
Speaker 2That was you.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, oh, I'm Wait.
Speaker 2I'm was you, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1Oh, I'm, I'm.
Speaker 2Wait, I'm really low. No, I'm okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, you can kind of hear me. Yeah, it's okay, okay, um.
Speaker 2Well, well, well.
Speaker 1Emily Blunt.
Speaker 2Emily Blunt.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2No, can you say it? Yeah, because technically I interrupted you.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, because technically I interrupted you yeah, okay with the wrong name.
Speaker 2Even I started saying emma, but her name is emily. Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, okay I'm sorry, what?
Speaker 1okay, what's happening?
Speaker 2oh no.
Speaker 1Okay, so what.
Speaker 2I was going to cough and then you kept talking.
Speaker 1Oh, okay.
Speaker 2You cleared your throat, so I thought that I had to clear my throat, and then you kept talking. Okay, yeah, you can tell me to shut up, I will get mad. But you can tell me to shut up. I knew we were going to start a fight. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. So now you're going to be grumpy and ruin another episode.
Speaker 1No, no.
Speaker 2Mr Grump is my very best friend.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, I brought you home on Monday.
Speaker 1Yeah, I thought it was going to be on Monday.
Speaker 2No, it wasn't, because I brought you home on Monday.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, I know, and you said, I'll see you on.
Speaker 2Wednesday.
Speaker 1I said, I guess, yeah, but I thought that the week before I thought you guys talked about it being on Monday. No, yes, but maybe that was just a misunderstanding. Maybe you thought it was going to be on Monday and then realized it was going to be on Tuesday. I don't know yeah, because I heard Monday I don't know Okay.
Speaker 2Didn't he also do Space Odyssey, or no?
Speaker 1No, who was that?
Speaker 2Stanley Kubrick oh yeah, okay, didn't he also do Space Odyssey, or no, no, who was that Stanley?
Speaker 1Kubrick oh yeah, okay, never mind Refuse. Why did I say it like that, I don't know. Okay, okay, so the Broadway. Melody the Broadway.
Speaker 2What's wrong with you?
Speaker 1Thank you, that was my good take.
Speaker 2No, it wasn't.
Speaker 1That was my good take.
Speaker 2Sorry, you ruined it. I know that one I ruined.
Speaker 1No, you didn't. I can cut that out. So am I wrong? Because I didn't really. And then I was really tired when I watched this movie, so I can be a little bit iffy on it, but that's the main. And then, yeah, and you know what? What? English is not my first language.
Speaker 2I know I thought I was helping you. Yeah, okay, good, sorry.
Speaker 1No, stop that. Um, okay, not stop helping me. I mean stop the. Oh, I'm sorry I'm sorry.
Speaker 2I'm sorry for saying sorry, I won't do it again, yeah okay, um, okay I was gonna.
Speaker 1I was gonna say, okay, this is for outtakes, yeah, um, it's like multiple things, yeah, but do you want that or do you want to answer?
Speaker 2we'll see okay depends on the question okay, number one okay where was jackie chan born?
Speaker 1hong kong yes, okay number two um date and year. Uh, when was jackie chan born? April 7th 1954 yeah, what is jackie chan's real name?
Speaker 2oh, dragon, something or no. He was like born in hong kong or yeah, I don't know the Chinese name.
Speaker 1Okay, do you want?
Speaker 2That's like what it kind of means Mm-hmm yeah.
Speaker 1Do you want like the multiple?
Speaker 2choices Sure, I'll guess.
Speaker 1Is it Jackie Chan?
Speaker 2Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1Is it Chan Kong Sang, is it Chan Kong Lee or is it Jackie Lee?
Speaker 2That sounds right. B yeah, okay.
Speaker 1Chang Kong Sang.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1What was the name of his first movie? Now I have to say the. Is it Come Drink With Me? Is it Cannonball Run Drunken Master, or Big and Little Wong Tin Bar?
Speaker 2His movie or a movie he's been in.
Speaker 1What was the name of his first movie? His, the first movie he features in. You know where you can see him in.
Speaker 2Well, it's not Drunken Master.
Speaker 1No, so he's only in it for like a few seconds what was the second one?
Speaker 2uh, come drink with me I've never heard of that cannonball run no big and little wanting bar I've never heard of that one either, so it's one of those two okay, yeah I'm gonna take the last one.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's right. All right, yeah, he was.
Speaker 2You've seen that.
Speaker 1I haven't seen the movie, but I've seen clips from the movie where he's in Okay, and he was eight.
Speaker 2I think Okay so yeah, number five.
Speaker 1In what movie did Jackie suffer a brain hemorrhage? Is that the-.
Speaker 2Armor of God. Yes, okay.
Speaker 1Um, okay, so Sammo Hung.
Speaker 2I know him. I met him a couple times. Yeah, you did.
Speaker 1Um, so this is a true or false. All right, uh, did he direct Jackie in, mr Nice Guy?
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Yeah, he did.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Yeah, he did True, yeah.
Speaker 1Okay, it is true.
Speaker 2Yeah, he did yeah.
Speaker 1And I said yes.
Speaker 2Yeah, he did, you did that.
Speaker 1You have all right so far right.
Speaker 2Only lefts or no lefts. No no lefts, all right. Are there more yeah?
Speaker 1Okay, but I just wanted to check.
Speaker 2Until this one, which I'm going to get wrong on purpose.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2To make you feel better. So that you can feel inferior to me.
Speaker 1Inferior, inferior to me, so you don't get mad Number seven. Who did Jackie star with in Rush Hour and Rush Hour 2?
Speaker 2Chris Tucker.
Speaker 1What the heck.
Speaker 2What do you mean?
Speaker 1So this says Chris Tucker, bruce Willis, steven Seagal or Sammo Hung, all of them, yeah, all of the above, yeah, they're all in Rush Hour.
Speaker 2They're fighting for that role.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2It's a different guy in every scene Playing the same character.
Speaker 1No, I'm totally the same guy. Okay, number eight what movie did Jackie play? Twins separated at birth, twin Dragons yes, do you want to hear the options?
Speaker 2Sure sure, yeah for fun.
Speaker 1Okay, Twin Snakes, Twin Monkeys, Twin Tigers or Twin Dragons.
Speaker 2Twin Dragons. Yeah, yeah, they're all twins. Yeah, they're all twins.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, number nine, according to Jackie, which is his favorite movie of all His movies, I might add. Is it Armor of God, is it Miracles, is it Project A or is it Police Story?
Speaker 2Is it Police Story or is it Miracles? No, it's not. It's one of them. It's Armour of God.
Speaker 1Or Project A.
Speaker 2My last guess is going to be Project A.
Speaker 1I mean, you've been right.
Speaker 2At least once One of them. Well, you're not answering these.
Speaker 1No, but do you have a final answer?
Speaker 2all of the above final answer okay, you, you don't want to answer this one I, I did, and then you gave me a look so I felt like I was wrong are you gonna tell me, or are you just gonna?
Speaker 1make me guess I can. So you. You gave me Police Story.
Speaker 2I tried yeah that's wrong. Yeah, is it Project A.
Speaker 1That's wrong.
Speaker 2Okay, it's Armor of God. That's wrong. I was right the second time there.
Speaker 1Oh my gosh, you were, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2Why don't you answer me? You just stare at me.
Speaker 1It's Miracles.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Okay, number 10. And the last question. And the last question, very fancy.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1What was the? What was Jackie? Oh, my god.
Speaker 2You can ask me a question or you're just going to make faces.
Speaker 1I screwed it up and then I did the sounds, and now you're just continuing in it. Okay, that was something, Number 10. What was Jackie Chan's first American movie?
Speaker 2Battle Creek Brawl yes, okay.
Speaker 1You're right, very good.
Speaker 2Thank you. Do you like me? Now I do Awesome.
Speaker 1And yeah, I say that you're awesome at this.
Speaker 2Thank you.
Speaker 1You're welcome.
Speaker 2I've been taught well.
Speaker 1Yeah, by whom?
Speaker 2By you, oh yay.
Speaker 1Okay, are we starting the other one?
Speaker 2I'm very excited for these names, oh-ho.
Speaker 1Oh-ho, oh-ho.
Speaker 2Oh-ho, oh-ho.
Speaker 1Uh-huh.
Speaker 2I think you might also enjoy it.
Speaker 1Cool. When's that?
Speaker 2June 8th.
Speaker 1June 8th.
Speaker 2And you have the day off, you are going, you have to go that's a saturday yeah yeah, okay it starts at 12. You even got the picture that I made.
Speaker 1Okay, okay that it was that yeah, and you have to go.
Speaker 2Well, yeah, you have to.
Speaker 1How long is it?
Speaker 2I don't know as long as it will take.
Speaker 1Cool, do I have to film?
Speaker 2That would be really nice.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Please.
Speaker 1Yeah, it would be really nice, and I think I'm going to be nice for once.
Speaker 2That would be great. Am I sitting up there? Yeah, you can have the special spot oh cool.
Speaker 1Yeah, can I flip the phones?
Speaker 2no, you need to film as well as possible okay, um do not complain that you're bored yeah, sigh all the time if you have the sniffles, fine, whatever, be sniffly, but don't be like bored Papa. Papa, you're gonna call him.
Speaker 1Papa Okay, let's, are we just continuing it into next?
Speaker 2Yeah, but I want to once more say that you have to be there.
Speaker 1Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, this is outtakes right.
Speaker 2Yes, we're still in outtakes. Oh my God.
Speaker 1What.
Speaker 2We're still in outtakes.
Speaker 1Yeah, but.
Speaker 2I just wanted to say that I'm very excited. Also, I know some things about Jackie Chan.
Speaker 1Yeah, really cool.
Speaker 2I just want to make sure that I'm worthy of being your bestie.
Speaker 1Yeah, you are, and you're really good. You did really well on the quiz.
Speaker 2I got one wrong.
Speaker 1You got one wrong, that's disappointing. That's not a big deal. You got nine rights, most of them without even having the options.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So yeah, I mean a couple of them. You guessed right, but it's still a right.
Speaker 2Yeah, cool yeah. Should we come back? Yeah, hello, hello, I'm sorry we're back. Yeah, cool yeah.
Speaker 1Should we come back? Yeah, hello, hello, I'm sorry we're back. Wow, wow, I don't.
Planning a Chinese Adventure Night
Speaker 2Side comment here for outtakes I guess Are we watching Jackie Chan Adventures.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, when Tomorrow?
Speaker 2Sure Going live, go, live, go Tomorrow.
Speaker 1Sure Going live.
Speaker 2Go live.
Speaker 1Go live. Go live, go live Go live, go live, I go live, I go live.
Speaker 2You have to bring it.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2And we'll start watching Adventures. Okay, in Chinese.
Speaker 1In Chinese With Chinese subtitles yeah, awesome.
Speaker 2Very exciting. Okay, subtitles yeah.
Speaker 1Awesome, very exciting Okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm gonna have to figure out how to fix it on the studio.
Speaker 1Yeah, but we should do that, we should.
Speaker 2Okay, if you decide to come over and watch your revision.
Speaker 1Yeah, that is Exactly.
Speaker 2Have you made that decision, or are you still thinking?
Speaker 1I'm I'm leaning towards going.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Unless you piss me off.
Speaker 2All right.
Speaker 1Are you Getting pissed off? Getting pissed off, not really.
Speaker 2Are you going to sleep over or are you going to go home Can?
Speaker 1I go home.
Speaker 2Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1That would be nice.
Speaker 2I mean, I'm sitting here thinking it's going to be kind of late, but how often do I drive you home at one, two in the morning?
Speaker 1anyway, never.
Speaker 2No, that never happens, and I'd like to sleep at some point in my life.
Speaker 1Yeah, but yeah, I mean it would be nice so I can go to the editing the first thing in the morning at my computer.
Speaker 2Okay, I was going to say you can just jump over here, but no, no, no, shut up, shut up. Let's continue, yes, yes.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2I know what you're doing in there.
Speaker 1Diarrhea, buddy, I'm sorry yeah.
Speaker 2Cut this for a second, because she's so dumb, so dumb.
Speaker 1Am I cutting that too? Yeah, that one too.
Speaker 2No, she messages me on WhatsApp about grapefruits and it's like this isn't Instagram, like the instructions weren't that difficult. So she goes on to Instagram and private messages me, like this is not gonna help me.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2Anyway.