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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Outtakes] #77
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Casual Catching Up and Chit-Chat
Speaker 1Okay, let's talk Boo Boo and it's. And yeah, yeah, what a Finland no talking. And the weekend, yeah, it had its ups and downs. So no exaggerating there, with other words, and this is going to be a little bit weird. Okay, I'll try to record now and see if it looks good. So far it looks pretty good. So is this the way, is this this or is this the?
Speaker 2hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
Speaker 1Hello, hello, hello. Okay, this seems a little bit. I said hello like a thousand times, a thousand times, thousand times, okay, and so this is gonna be pretty good, hopefully. Hello Lauren, goodbye Lauren, and Heather and Heather. Okay, I don't know what, what I should do right now. Maybe I should just talk. I mean it's always Okay. Now you're calling, maybe Maybe we'll see if you call me.
Speaker 2Why does this always happen? Why does this always happen to me? Why does this always happen? Why does this always happen to me? Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do. Why does this always happen? Why does this always happen to me? Why does this always happen? Why does this always happen to me? Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do.
Speaker 1Till load Till. Yes, yes, yes, hello, hello, how are you doing? Oh yeah, it is, I'm good. How are you? I'm good too. I like the lag. Why? It's? Because I'm not good at it. I'm not good at it, I'm not good at it.
Speaker 2I'm not good at it. I'm not good at it.
Speaker 1I'm not good at it, I'm good. How are you? I'm good too. I like the lag.
Speaker 3What? Yeah, it's really good.
Speaker 1Wow, are you crying?
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 1Maybe I should look this way. No, Maybe I should look this way, because otherwise it looks like I'm staring downstairs. I almost said, Up here yeah.
Speaker 2Well, I noticed Jackie Chan.
Speaker 1That's who I am. That's why you're staring at me yeah, okay, yeah, okay yeah.
Speaker 3I was going to get coffee, but I can't find the coffee maker. I found coffee, but no coffee maker.
Speaker 1Okay, so you weren't like chewing coffee.
Speaker 3No, because they come in little cups.
Speaker 1Oh, oh, is it the fancy coffee.
Speaker 3Yeah. Oh, it's like the what is it over there? The Nestle fancy coffee? Yeah, it's like the. What is it over there the Nestle, or whatever?
Speaker 1Yeah, something like that. They call it a Keurig here and the cups are this big Keurig. What, what did you call it? Keurig, keurig, okay.
Speaker 3Yeah, keurig, keurig. Okay yeah, the cups are bigger and you just stick it in, punch a hole and the coffee comes out.
Speaker 1Ah, okay, cool.
Speaker 3But I can't find it. I don't know where it is.
Speaker 1Okay, I need to remember to look there.
Speaker 3It's okay, I don't care where you're looking.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 3Are we going to record something?
Speaker 1Oh yeah, Maybe we should.
Speaker 3Okay, okay. So maybe we should like start recording about the same time, so that oh yeah. Why did I? Something flamed on me. I don't know what it was. I can't watch Robinson or anything I mean.
Speaker 1Did you?
Speaker 3It asks you to log in with bank ID to show that you are Swedish, and I do that, and it just makes me do the same thing over and over again. I never get through.
Speaker 1Okay, that's stupid.
Speaker 3It is stupid, I was going to watch last night. And I couldn't.
Speaker 1Oh, I'm going to miss that, yeah, so I'm going to miss everything. So how far did you come?
Speaker 3I got this far? No, I got it.
Speaker 1Oh, okay.
Speaker 3Down in my room.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3I know that I have a little microphone somewhere. Oh, I just don't know where it is.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, but you can hear me't know where it is, ah, okay, but you can hear me and all I can hear you very well. Oh good, yeah Good, I was kind of worried.
Speaker 3Yeah, I mean I've tried calling Freya and I had to hang up on her because the connection was so bad.
Speaker 1Oh, is this good enough? This is good. Okay, good, because I was actually going to get my stick with the better, you know, internet quality, yeah, but I forgot, and so I have the router now and I mean it seems to work anyway. So, yeah, it seems to work yeah. You missed your thing.
Speaker 2Yeah, missed it too. Aw Aw.
Speaker 1I don't like my picture and every time I like your picture.
Speaker 3Mine is kind of gross because you've got like the AFI and the cobwebs.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, who's the? I slept here. Oh what? Who's the guy you see the back of with the suspenders? The white guy that's davy. Ah okay, hello there. Yes, that guy, very cool, yeah, so that's, that's your room this is my room.
Speaker 3I don't know if you've been keeping up with the videos and stuff.
Speaker 2Google photos.
Speaker 1I've added quite a bit. Okay, yeah, I think I only seen until the fortune cookie or what was that. Yeah, yeah, okay. So you added more than that.
Speaker 3You read the fortune.
Speaker 1What? Yeah, I read it, but I don't remember it. Now I don't have it. It was something like fortunate, oh, fortunate, unfortunate. I meant it was funny, though, but that sounds, sounds like something I would have written.
Speaker 3And they even cut my.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, I saw that, they saw. Yeah, it was part of another one. I learned Chinese at yeah. Oh, okay.
Speaker 3So not only did I get a mean fortune, I got a badly cut fortune cookie fortune thing.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3It was an unfortunate cookie.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry about that. Yeah, did you get that yesterday or was it like part of the hoarding stuff? Really old.
Speaker 3No, that was from the first night.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 3When I landed.
Speaker 1Okay, so it's new. It's not like it's eight years old or something like that. Right, no, it is new. Yeah, okay, that's good, at least.
Speaker 3Yeah, I guess some people deserve this fortune more than I do. I'm still not feeling great.
Speaker 1Oh really.
Speaker 3It's just, it's not going away?
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm sorry, it wasn't my fault, but I'm still sorry to hear that it might have been. Was it your fault you? You were sick first, okay, then I got sick, then you got sick again, so it's still your fault. So I'm blaming you for getting me sick from when you were sick. Yeah, because you got me sick.
Speaker 3I was doing fine until you got sick. I was starting to get fine.
Speaker 1Yeah, and then you got me sick. So I got you sick back because I'm a vengeful person.
Speaker 3Are you able to import M4A files to Audacity?
Speaker 1M4A.
Speaker 3Yeah. I don't know why because this recorder thing that I have makes M4A files.
Speaker 1I can try. I don't know what that means. Otherwise I will probably be able to convert it. Yeah, okay, well, can't you export it as MP3?
Speaker 3It doesn't really export, you just share it.
Speaker 1Okay, yeah, I'll try it I just share it. Okay, yeah, I'll try it. I don't know, I don't know how this is going to go. No, so what what? My hair is all wet, oh.
Speaker 3Bah, bah, bah bah.
Speaker 1I was kind of nervous, but now I feel like myself again. I don't know if you can tell.
Speaker 3That's why you've got to warm up. That's why it's important. Ah and I was showering. You were pointing at my name okay, um, and there's there's no shower curtain, so the water was getting like all over the floor and it's like a bathtub and a shower okay, you know so, um, the water was getting all over the floor and I was getting kind of scared that I was going to go through the floor.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't know, it felt like a little uneven.
Speaker 1Okay, like it was rotting or something.
Speaker 3Maybe yeah, but then I looked at the floor and it was still like all connected and everything was fine, okay, yeah, I think I'll use Mom's channel next time. Yeah, Okay, so how have you been over there? I've been okay. Yeah, I mean, I really only had yesterday cleaning, have you?
Speaker 1done anything I have. I did a corner of my room. Okay, okay, there's a lot, because it seems like every time I talk to you, you're like I'm going to eat, I'm going to eat breakfast, I'm going to.
Speaker 3You're like I'm going to eat, I'm going to eat breakfast. Well, there's been like we've had a long conversation about the funeral and obituary with one of Deb's friends.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 3Who recently lost her son. So she knows the process. Yeah, knows the process.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3And meeting cousins who I've never met before. We went out for pizza last night, oh, and it was actually pretty nice.
Speaker 1Yeah, how about the funeral?
Speaker 3When is that going to be?
Speaker 1I'm sorry if it's too, I'm not sure, okay, but I think because I guess you want to be there for that.
Speaker 3Preferably.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3But the girl we were talking to was going to try to make sure that it would happen while I'm here.
Speaker 1Yeah, but it's going to be hard. Yeah, I mean, since the autopsy and all that, it went really fast. I mean because I mean in Sweden you have to wait like two months or something to get anything and it takes for you. You, it took just hours. It seemed like yeah. So yeah, that's why you know, I don't know, maybe you work faster over there. I really don't know no, I don't know either. What I really don't know. No, I don't know either. We have a lot more dead people. What?
Speaker 3we have more dead people, so we gotta work that, ah, yeah, ok, so efficient yeah two for one, I got a bargain.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, two for one, I got a bargain. Yeah, if you can be sure to have another dead person, you get a discount. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, I'm stupid, I don't know. Should we like start this or what?
Speaker 3Maybe I have not seen the other one.
Speaker 1Oh, still not. Okay, I've seen both of them.
Speaker 3Okay, well, I can tell you about Mean Girls, but you didn't tell me about the other Mean Girls.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, I can. Oh sure, let's do that, but you will see the other one, right.
Speaker 3I will yeah.
Speaker 1At some point in life.
Speaker 3Absolute worst case. It'll be on the flight back.
Speaker 1Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3That's okay, it's going to happen yeah. But Heather's was not on the airplane. No. So, those are happening.
Speaker 1I mean, yeah, exactly so you, but that's next week, so let's focus on the Mean Girls.
Speaker 3Was it weird having movie night at home?
Speaker 1Yeah, it was lonely.
Speaker 3Did you miss me trying to push you?
Speaker 1Yeah, I missed you falling asleep to movies and I missed someone to kick you know, so I kept falling asleep to movies and I missed someone to kick you know? So I kept kicking stuff around me instead.
Speaker 3Like paper cats, paper kicking the cats.
Speaker 2What the heck? What are you doing? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Hmm, yeah, it's going to be exciting going to the dinner tonight, oh, yeah, I mean all the details. Oh, yes, I hope I remember, otherwise you might get some details from other people.
Speaker 2I don't want that. I want to get details from you yeah okay, don't get too detailed.
Speaker 1No, I actually truthfully don't expect me to be that drunk. Maybe like a drink or two, that's it. And you gotta make sure you catch the bus home yes, at like 10. Or bus somewhere yeah, bus to Hiebe, and then I, my mom, will come get me from Hiebe, okay.
Speaker 3She'll stay up that late for you.
Speaker 1Yeah, she will bring the lush home yeah, that's good okay, what do you think? Should we like movie on or something?
Speaker 3yeah, are you recording?
Speaker 1yeah, I've been recording this whole time. I don't know.
Speaker 3Did you hang up on?
Speaker 1me. No, you just froze. You didn't say you were recording. Okay, no, I was. I'm recording now. Yeah, I mean it's you can't record. That might be a problem.
Speaker 3Microphone is in use. Look at this.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's an extra device. Wait, yeah, an extra device. Wait, yeah, wait a minute. Why am I so low? I don't know. Okay, I hope this is good enough, because it seems it doesn't look very good, but I really hope this is yeah. Do you hear me better here or here?
Speaker 3I hear you the same.
Speaker 1Here too.
Speaker 3I hear you really well, here too I hear you really well.
Speaker 1Okay, it's sweaty, can you tell? I can't tell, but I trust you. Yeah, it is. I've been working with my wood.
Speaker 3And welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty.
Speaker 1Hello, let's movie on.
Speaker 3We are going to make a mini episode in which we just talk about movies, because I'm in the States, we're not together. Yeah, this is the first time ever we've recorded a part.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3It's very weird.
Speaker 1I thought you were going to say it's the first time we recorded.
Casual Chat About Film Choices
Speaker 3Yeah, we've never recorded, ever no. And yeah, this is the first time, so it's going's gonna get weird. You can talk normally.
Speaker 1And not the, you know the Audacity either we've been warming up for like 20 minutes. Oh, really Yep.
Speaker 3Oh, oh, no, 20 minutes.
Speaker 2Oh really Yep, oh, oh no, really Wow.
Speaker 1It doesn't feel like it was 20 minutes.
Speaker 3No, okay, no, on Thursday. No, it was yesterday. Yesterday was Friday. Wait, Yesterday was Friday. Okay, hold on, hold on, I'm going to get my days straight. What?
Speaker 1I'm trying to hold on.
Speaker 3Um Hell, um. Yesterday was Friday. Today is the 18th of May. That's crazy. Separately.
Speaker 1Yeah, I heard barking. Is that Heather?
Speaker 3Yeah, that's Heather in the basement.
Speaker 1Did you lock her in?
Speaker 3Yeah, I did. I made her suffocate down there.
Speaker 1she put me on laundry duty yeah, so that's what you're doing now.
Speaker 3She thinks yeah, she thinks I'm supposed I'm doing laundry all night, yeah oh, is it night now no, it's morning. I woke up at 5.30 and I was like I have to pee, oh, and I was like I might as well just stay up, whatever, okay.
Speaker 1Now I heard myself.
Speaker 3You answered yourself yeah, okay, which movies did I saw on the plane?
Speaker 1No, oh my gosh, I assumed it on the plane. No, oh my gosh, I assumed it was Mean Girls.
Speaker 3No, because I thought about it.
Speaker 1They didn't have Chicken Dance no.
Speaker 3But um, let's see the first movie.
Speaker 1Oh, poor Heather, let's see the first movie.
Speaker 3oh poor heather.
Speaker 1Excuse the dog's background so did it have a lot of movies to choose and pick from yeah, there are.
Speaker 3there were a lot of movies I couldn't. I was having difficulties deciding what I wanted to watch, what, what, that's weird how they just suddenly stopped.
Speaker 1Oh, oh, no, okay, yeah and then heather's mean mean girl which was a good thing, because I don't sleep on planes.
Speaker 3How long was the flight, by the way? It was seven hours or so. Seven hours, okay, yeah. So I mean in the Heights was about three, two and a half, really, yeah, and then Aladdin's 90. And who Am I? Was like 147, so I, and then I had some time over to stare out the window yeah, I like, I really like the picture or videos that you sent.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's so cool. I never had a window seat before In a plane. No, I always. I've been flying like twice, but I always had the middle seat, oh boring.
Speaker 3I always take the window seat.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm the perfect person to have the window seat because I never go to the toilet. Exactly, yeah, so when we're flying to the States, I want a window seat.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 1If that's possible.
Speaker 3Yeah, you'll get a window seat. Okay, if that's possible. Yeah, you'll get a window seat. I mean there's gonna be at least four flights. I'm sure you'll get a window seat during one of those.
Speaker 1Yeah, all of those.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 3Probably.
Speaker 1We'll see yeah I know, because, uh, it was the same thing for me, um, when I was gonna watch a movie. Um, why do I hear myself? I don't know. Shut up, okay, now, when I was going on a flight, I'm like I was paying for the headphones, yeah, so I could hear what they said in the movie and all. And then I just fell asleep. Aww, so stupid movie and all. And then I just fell asleep. Oh, so stupid. I paid so much money to hear the movie and I fell asleep.
Speaker 3And it was a night at the museum, the first one was it when there was just the one screen in the front of the plane?
Speaker 1yeah, or I don't don't. I think they had like a few screens, one at the front and then one in the ceiling at the middle or something.
Speaker 3Okay, yeah, no, everyone has individual screens now.
Speaker 1Okay, yeah, that's a good thing.
Speaker 3So you can pick what you want to watch or listen to, or whatever.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah, I, this was in 2007?. Yeah, so that's when I last flew.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 1I mean airplane. I didn't fly it, but I went on an airplane. You didn't fly the airplane, no.
Speaker 2Why didn't you Watching a?
Speaker 1movie instead of you didn't fly the airplane, yeah. And then falling asleep Perfect pilot over here.
Speaker 3How did you pass?
Speaker 1What Pass Do you have to pass? Oh, I don't know, I assume, oh no, I just had to go into the cockpit and take a seat, that's it. I never let anyone else inside, but I did it. I mean, we're still alive, most people at least. Okay.
Speaker 3There's only a little accident. Yeah, would you like to wrap this up?
Speaker 1Yeah, maybe we should do that.
Speaker 3The recording part.
Speaker 1The recording part. The recording part, the recording part, the recording part, the part of the recording.
Speaker 3Yeah, exactly that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1Okay, like 50 times.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's what I said. Okay, thank you for listening to our mini episode. Yeah, and we will have another one next week. Bye-bye Say goodbye to the recording.
Speaker 1Bye, recording, goodbye, bye, Bye, yeah, recording Goodbye, bye, bye, yeah, great, this time to speak, I let them I mean, we watched movies and had a good time Locked them inside a room. I know They've taken a nap, Okay. No, they've taken a nap, okay. So what are you up to while I'm waiting over here? Lauren and her sister and her sister Heather. Surveillance footage Fuck. Surveillance footage. Footage, surveillance footage. Identify and prepare witnesses if applicable. Yeah, okay, thank you. And Heather, would you also call me an expert Number six, okay, good.
Speaker 3What is this number? 77. 77. 77. Good, uh, what is this?
Speaker 1number 77?
Speaker 377.
Speaker 177.
Speaker 3Lauren, that's my name, alright, and I'm going to try to put this up on the drive.
Speaker 1Yeah, so maybe you have something to work with. Yeah, sounds good. Yeah, yeah, sounds good.
Speaker 3I hope it works.
Speaker 1I think it will probably. That's what you said.
Speaker 3Oh, it's uploaded okay and I'm gonna add pictures to my album yeah, good, I will try to remember.
Speaker 1Looking at that I did yesterday in the morning when I was waiting for work, okay, okay. Today I've been like working with the wood outside and all that.
Speaker 3So Okay, okay, are you chopping wood?
Speaker 1yes, I am. Do you hear the thing in the background? That ching no, no, okay, because that's my dad. He's my dad, yeah, he's saying oh okay yeah, I thought you meant like I took a lot of pictures of pictures.
Speaker 3Oh, okay, yeah, I thought you meant like taking a picture of you taking a picture. Yeah, very meta. Well, I think that's one of the last pictures that I took of my mom we were at the Bluegrass festival and we were taking pictures of each other, but her phone is taking over her entire face and I'm sure she got the same picture of me covering up my face.
Speaker 1So you really took pictures of phones.
Speaker 3Yeah, pretty much, I guess. So Okay, of phones okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's always interesting to see what kind of phone. Okay am I letting you go now what?
Speaker 3Never let me go.
Speaker 2Never let me go, never stop.
Speaker 3Where do you think the coffee maker is?
Speaker 1Have you tried looking over there? No, okay, what about over there?
Speaker 3No, okay, what about over there? There's an old bathroom pad on the wall. Ah, I thought it was the coffee maker. It's the bathroom pad. Oh my god, why do I have these phones?
Speaker 1Do you have Sean the Sheep? I do have Sean the Sheep, Very cool. Then I wrote I love Sean. Do you really like Sean, get out, get out, get out. Get out.
Speaker 3Do you know what movie it is?
Speaker 1Uh, no, I can't tell it's a good word.
Speaker 3Ah, I thought it was get out, that's yeah that's the page that I stole out of the magazine I ripped out of the magazine store.
Speaker 1A peach.
Speaker 3Page.
Speaker 1Page. Okay, that's the peach. That's a flat peach.
Speaker 2We sell magazines and peaches.
Speaker 3I think this is it.
Speaker 1But do you really like Shaun the Sheep? I do, yeah, I, he's funny. Yeah, me too. We watched the movie several years ago. I know, yeah, that guy.
Speaker 3I also liked Timmy Time Because he's got the baby sheep from Tom and the.
Speaker 1Sheep oh okay, I like the big fat one.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1It's a good show. Yeah, do you have?
Speaker 1Okay, that's a problem it is what's the thing behind you, the reddish other side? No, what's that? What? The red thing, the thing you were pointing at? Or isn't it red? That one? No, no, yeah, but that's not what I was talking about. The thing you were pointing at, isn't it that one? You're holding it? What's that? How can you see that I'm holding, because it's inside the camera. No, no, no. Well, now it is. Yeah, that, isn't it red? Is it brown? Yeah, okay, a flashlight, oh, big one it doesn't work very well.
Speaker 1American flashlight. Oh, it lights up in the wrong place it's a pale light flashlight yeah flashlight.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1There's a lot of garbage in here. Yeah, I have a lot of garbage in here too, so I shouldn't say anything. But I'm just smart enough not to have it behind too. So I shouldn't say anything, but I'm just smart enough not to have it behind me.
Speaker 3so you just shoved it all in yeah, everything is over there. There is all my garbage, really.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3Alright, my garbage. Yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1Hmm, yeah, I don't know Freeze. I like the freeze frame of you. It's really funny. Thank you so, thank you so, thank you. Okay, bye Lauren, bye everyone.