Roasty Toasty Ghosty
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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Outtakes] #78
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Support the show & get subscriber-only content.Ever wonder why burning old pictures of Mark can be strangely satisfying? Join us for a rollercoaster of a conversation where we share personal updates, from the highs of receiving a brand new shirt to the oddly comical struggles of coughing for no reason at all. We touch upon the little victories, like finally tackling that messy room, and the big plans, such as organizing a basement cleanup with some much-needed help. Amidst the chaos, we find genuine moments of laughter and connection, all while reflecting on the fantastic feedback from last week's episode.
Switching gears, we dive headfirst into a light-hearted chat about tech and movies. From the challenges of disassembling desks to the flexibility of various laptops, there's plenty of tech talk to keep enthusiasts engaged. We sprinkle in some humor with Jackie Chan references and share our excitement for upcoming musicals and the new Beetlejuice film. The conversation flows spontaneously, filled with overlapping dialogue and unexpected laughs, making this episode a thoroughly enjoyable listen for anyone who loves tech, movies, or just a good, unscripted chat.
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Casual Chat Between Friends
Speaker 1This is because I am a little bit. What do you call it? Even Like a. It's a party Ties, or bows, golden bows. It's a bit risky, since it's very. I'm starting now and see how much it.
Speaker 3How good it looks.
Speaker 1Thank you, oh, mr. Oh, that's right, I'm still recording. Good, I get my burp in. That's awesome. Wait a minute, okay, okay, she's crying, she's crying.
Speaker 3Hello, hello Hi.
Speaker 1Hello Hi.
Speaker 3How you doing.
Speaker 1Good, good. How are you? I'm also good, I'm okay.
Speaker 3Yeah, okay, you got your voice back.
Speaker 1Yeah, you found it Kind of yeah it's working its way back.
Speaker 3It's working its way back, it's working. Its way back, it's working its way back.
Speaker 1It's working its way back.
Speaker 3you got your voice back yeah you found it kind of it's working, it's way back.
Speaker 1I can hear you. I have to lower the volume actually.
Speaker 3I I'm still coughing really bad, though I'm coughing on like nothing. There's nothing there, it's just dry coughing oh yeah. My life is difficult.
Speaker 1Yeah, it feels so stupid doing that, why am I coughing? I have no reason to cough. I don't. Still I do it.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 1Stop that. You don't have a reason for that.
Speaker 3No, you're right, I'm just looking for attention.
Speaker 1Of course you are. I knew it, okay, hello.
Speaker 3Can you hear me? I can, I can hear you very well ah, okay. I can hear you better than I can hear myself ah, yeah, excuse you sorry.
Speaker 1Yeah, excuse you, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 3I'm sorry.
Speaker 1Are you in a new place?
Speaker 3No, I cleaned my room.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 3So my bed is on the other side of the room so I could get into the closet. Ah but now the closet's cleaned out and everything's done here, I just have to do Heather's room.
Speaker 1Okay, you still have a lot to do in the house.
Speaker 3Yes, we have quite a few people coming out during the weekend to help with the basement, because it's like packed with garbage.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3And then we found more pictures of Mark last night and burned them again, burned them.
Speaker 1That's good.
Speaker 3Mm-hmm, it was good there were no cows this time, unfortunately. Oh okay, and I got my shirt and I love it a lot, oh good. Because, well, I wore it and then I sweat through it, so now I have to wash it.
Speaker 1Ah, okay. But yeah, it's good that you like it and I was worried because when I ordered it, Ordered it.
Speaker 3You ordered it. Yes, it you ordered it.
Speaker 1Yes, it said that it would arrive the 29th.
Speaker 3Yeah, that was the latest.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, and I'm like that's a little bit on the edge or, you know, on the verge of you going, but good, it was earlier than expected.
Speaker 3It was good.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3And I like it.
Speaker 1Good yeah. Have you had any feedback from last week's episode? Not positive, I guess.
Speaker 3Heather had said something. She was like uh, oh god, I don't even remember what she said exactly. I have to look it up.
Speaker 1But we've also said a lot of things. Wow, really.
Speaker 3I thought it was really good, I thought it was funny.
Speaker 1So I don't care what she says no, I don't know, I don't think what she says. No, I don't know, I don't think you direct me either.
Speaker 3No, that much no.
Speaker 1It's just that you take over if I'm too much.
Speaker 3Yeah, I guess so, but this is your time. You get to do whatever you want.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3It doesn't happen very often, so take advantage.
Speaker 1Yeah, I will. It's going to be something similar to last week's Awesome. Maybe not the exact same, but I look forward to it.
Speaker 3It's really warm.
Speaker 1Good, good good.
Speaker 3There's your face.
Speaker 1What? There's your face, my face. Yeah, oh, I missed your face. My face.
Speaker 3Yeah, oh, I missed your face.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3I'm liking it.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's a good thing.
Speaker 3It is my face. Mm-hmm, it is. Yeah, I've missed it.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1Yeah, I miss you too. Aww, that's right, you didn't even have to say it.
Speaker 3I know I wasn't like trying to get anything out of you. You just kind of said it yourself, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah. Okay, okay, okay okay, okay okay, I haven't had coffee or anything yet okay, I think heather wanted to be a part of this this not the glasses thing, but but oh, okay, she feels left out without.
Speaker 3She has no glasses, so she feels left out. No, I think she wanted to record with us, but I haven't had coffee or anything.
Speaker 1Okay, do you want to record later? No, I have you here now, yeah, but I'll be here later too, if we just have a time. I mean I can record the other stuff first good morning.
Speaker 3I didn't know where your mug was.
Speaker 2It's still in here because I don't clean up after myself Me neither.
Speaker 3Okay, hola, hi, hello what.
Speaker 2I don't know how to say it. It's really cold, it's cold it.
Speaker 3It's really cold. It's cold, Drew. It's really cold.
Speaker 1Lauren is so loud and you're so not loud. Now I have to raise the volume again.
Speaker 2I'm dying.
Speaker 1Okay, now I can lower it.
Speaker 2He's got a face. It's right there.
Speaker 3Matias is crying. Look at his face. I'm crying, okay, no, well, not yet. I'm just asking no, well, well, not yet.
Speaker 2I'm just asking no, um well. Um Well, you have to excuse us, because our mom just died. Mm-hmm, that's true, yes, yes, I understand.
Speaker 3My computer also died.
Speaker 1That too.
Speaker 3My mom died and then my computer died. Why didn't you?
Speaker 2have it plugged in the whole time.
Speaker 3It was plugged in the whole time. It was just the power source was really bad. Oh, it couldn't keep up, okay.
Speaker 2Lots of barking.
Speaker 3There's so much barking, can you hear the barking?
Speaker 1Yes, I can.
Speaker 3Okay, can you make them barking? Yes, I can Okay.
Speaker 1Can you make them stop? No, I don't know.
Speaker 2This is Heather's famous cold brew, never touched by heat. It is cold, it is delicious.
Speaker 1Delicious and cold, did you say brew?
Speaker 2Yeah, cold brew, it's French pressed.
Speaker 1Coffee.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah so.
Speaker 1What Nothing, what Nothing.
Speaker 2Are you at home?
Speaker 1What.
Speaker 2Are you at home?
Speaker 1What Are you at home? Yes, what's behind you.
Speaker 2Can I see a kitty?
Speaker 3Do you have a cat nearby?
Speaker 1I can see if I can get a cat. They're not in here, but I can.
Speaker 2I want all the cats.
Speaker 1All the cats.
Speaker 2All the cats.
Speaker 3All the cats. Is that your wall behind you?
Speaker 2Are those your glasses?
Speaker 1I thought you said wolf what.
Speaker 3Is that a wolf behind you? Do you have a hole?
Speaker 1in your wall, a hole in my wall when?
Speaker 3Behind your head, right there one. Yeah, that's a sticker. Oh, what is this? I?
Speaker 1think it's a crocodile or something a crocodile and I tried to get it off and it doesn't come. It didn't wanna it looks.
Speaker 3It looks like a hole in the wall.
Speaker 1So no, it's not a wolf, it's a crocodile.
Speaker 3Okay, I knew about it before because I covered it up. And what's behind that wall? Heather's room. Remember your bed was I just spit on you.
Speaker 2I'm sorry, did you shower?
Speaker 3today. I showered yesterday. Now you've showered because I just spit on you. I'm sorry, that's gross.
Speaker 2Did you shower today? I showered yesterday. Now you've showered because I spit all over you.
Speaker 3I used to hang out in my closet and Heather's bed was on the other side, so I would knock on the wall and then you would knock back.
Speaker 2Yeah, we had not conversations, we had Morse code.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Except not. Do you had Morse code? Okay, except not.
Speaker 1Do you know? Morse code?
Speaker 3No one knows Morse code, but it was an attempt.
Speaker 1Yeah, I can check If I see a cat nearby. Okay, did you want that?
Speaker 3Yeah. Everyone wants the cat a cat nearby. Did you want that? Yeah, everyone wants the cat, everybody wants to be a cat.
Speaker 2Cat, cat. See a cat who knows where it's at.
Speaker 3I don't think it was a crocodile. It doesn't look like a crocodile at all.
Speaker 2It does not look like a crocodile.
Speaker 3It looks like a blue meanie. Yeah, the glove.
Speaker 2No, no oh my God Movie's over, mom no Movie's over. Oh, she didn't cut herself. She took a bunch of, or she tried to take, a bunch of pills. Oh yeah, and then Wynonna stopped her, and then and then, the computer stopped us.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2I guess. So this is gorgeous.
Speaker 3You know he doesn't have that many cats anymore.
Speaker 1They also keep dying it is sad I found an alive cat.
Speaker 3Alive cat, yeah, hi hey.
Speaker 2What's this one's name? Mimi, mimi, yeah, oh, I love it. Oh, she.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2She beautiful, I love her.
Speaker 3That face though. Oh my God, she's not impressed.
Speaker 1She's like I don't want to be here. No, what are you?
Speaker 3doing.
Speaker 2Oh que linda. Okay, I'm happy.
Speaker 3I miss my cats.
Speaker 1Yeah, you just got here. Yesterday I still my cats. Yeah, you just got here yesterday.
Speaker 2I still miss them.
Speaker 3Thank you, dear.
Speaker 2Lena's been so sweet. She's just wanting to be hanging around me because she knows I'm sad. Yeah, she's an emotional support kitty, she doesn't want to be there anymore. No, bye, mimi, I love you. No, she's an emotional support kitty, she doesn't want to be there anymore. Bye, mimi, I love you.
Speaker 1What Bye, bye.
Speaker 2I can't hug every cat.
Speaker 3No, you can't, I just love them so much. She's a bit far away.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Oh my.
Speaker 3God, now you've got hair everywhere.
Speaker 1Yes, it's not a beard, it's cat hair.
Speaker 2Oh, and that's what's going on up here too.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3Cat hair. Yes, am I going to shave you again when I get back?
Speaker 1Yeah, if you want to.
Speaker 2Oh, I had to recount. I think I have 10 tattoos.
Speaker 3Where did the others come from? So?
Speaker 2foot 1, 2, 3. So foot one, two, three, four, five, what's this? Six, seven, eight, nine, seven, oh, maybe I have nine.
Speaker 3I think I still have seven. You counted eight or eight one, I don't know, two, three four matthias is picking his notes right in front of everyone.
Speaker 2Nine, okay, I have ten.
Speaker 3Ten. Oh yeah, there's that one too.
Speaker 2I have ten, so we're not the same.
Speaker 3We're not. I have to get a couple more tattoos.
Speaker 2I have to get my half sleeve done.
Speaker 1Okay, I have none. No, Not a single one. I have to get my half-sleeve done. Okay, I have none. Nope, how can you even?
Speaker 2hang out with someone who doesn't have any tattoos, because I don't judge him. Then again, I'm married to someone with no tattoos. Andreas doesn't have tattoos either.
Speaker 3Oh, andreas doesn't have tattoos either. On a scale of 1 to 10, how attractive am I right?
Speaker 1now, I don't know.
Speaker 2Good question. You don't know, I'm all.
Speaker 1No, I, I'm gonna do the Mimi face, how about?
Speaker 3now.
Speaker 1I'm not impressed oh.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, yeah, now it's good. I'm so white, I'm just a ghost back here.
Speaker 3The sun is really bright. He's leaving. We're taking too long.
Speaker 1I'm gonna have some light on my Other side.
Speaker 3My other side.
Speaker 1That side A little bit better, okay, okay, a little bit better, okay, okay.
Speaker 3What do you want to say? I'm hungry. There's coffee cake, right? I don't know if it's still good.
Speaker 2I'll probably still eat it because I'm a fatty. There's also BB&J.
Speaker 3I think there's one left. I don't want that, you don't have to. I bought it for me, not you. Good, then why did you offer I?
Speaker 1offered you to get one for me.
Speaker 3You're not the one who's hungry. I am kind of hungry.
Speaker 1Okay, so you want Heather to go get it.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3He knows me, I'm not doing that, otherwise it would be gone.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 3I tried to knock over the top part, but it's so stuck. Yeah, I think it's screwed on or something, I don't think I tried taking it down with violence and it wouldn't go.
Speaker 2She tried to be Jackie Chan.
Speaker 3I wanted to be Jackie Chan and knock over and take my desk apart. Did he say who, yes, chicken Dan what? Huh Huh.
Speaker 2Huh, huh, huh. Lauren died.
Speaker 1Yeah, you have an earthquake. Yeah, earthquake yeah.
Speaker 3Okay, okay.
Speaker 1Okay, yeah, that's gonna be good.
Speaker 3Hello and welcome to Roshi Toshi Koshi.
Speaker 1Are you gonna record?
Speaker 3I'm already recording.
Speaker 1I've been recording this whole time On your computer or On my phone. On your phone.
Speaker 3Yeah, because the computer won't let me record or use the microphone for two things at once.
Speaker 1Okay, weird, what are?
Speaker 2you using for a streaming service.
Speaker 3We're not streaming anything.
Speaker 2Well, no, I mean talking service, video chat service.
Speaker 3This is.
Speaker 2Messenger.
Speaker 3It's just regular.
Speaker 2Messenger. Oh, and your computer can't record.
Speaker 3It's just a cheap laptop. It's not anything exciting, it's basic basic as works it's not even really a laptop. It's kind of like a tablet with a keyboard, but it's not the removable kind of keyboard and it's not a touch screen my computer is a touch screen and it turns into a tablet like you can fold it yeah, that's what I thought it was, but that's not what it was.
Speaker 2I can fold it backwards and it turns into a tablet it's very flexible. It's like I can, I can, you can turn her into a tablet flexible, very flexible.
Speaker 1Okay, you can turn her into a tablet.
Speaker 3You can turn her into a tablet. Yeah, If you bend her backwards.
Speaker 1Do you want me to keep all your cups?
Speaker 3Please don't. You can, at least you can do some kind of editing. Okay, we'll see leave my noises out of it okay oh, it was the one you were talking about. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Pretends that he's oh Chips. What's his name? Who's the guy in the Shining?
Speaker 1Jack Nicholson yeah.
Speaker 2I forget how he did it. Does it matter she?
Speaker 3I forget how he did it Does it matter, oh, she.
Speaker 2Oh right, he was in something recently and I really liked it. He didn't try to be all Jack Nicholson, okay, I don't remember what it was. Anyways, I want to see the musical.
Speaker 3I have it. I have it on the stick. Oh, I want to see it.
Speaker 2Maybe we can watch it tonight. I want to see New Beetlejuice. We can't watch that, yet.
Speaker 3Mmm, I want to see new Butyl Juice. We can't watch that yet. Matthias was talking, sorry.
Speaker 1Matthias. Yeah, but I didn't know what to say, though. I'm going to Okay. So yes, I'm going to yeah.