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[Outtakes] #78

May 31, 2024 Lauren & Mattias Episode 78
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[Outtakes] #78
May 31, 2024 Episode 78
Lauren & Mattias

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Ever wonder why burning old pictures of Mark can be strangely satisfying? Join us for a rollercoaster of a conversation where we share personal updates, from the highs of receiving a brand new shirt to the oddly comical struggles of coughing for no reason at all. We touch upon the little victories, like finally tackling that messy room, and the big plans, such as organizing a basement cleanup with some much-needed help. Amidst the chaos, we find genuine moments of laughter and connection, all while reflecting on the fantastic feedback from last week's episode.

Switching gears, we dive headfirst into a light-hearted chat about tech and movies. From the challenges of disassembling desks to the flexibility of various laptops, there's plenty of tech talk to keep enthusiasts engaged. We sprinkle in some humor with Jackie Chan references and share our excitement for upcoming musicals and the new Beetlejuice film. The conversation flows spontaneously, filled with overlapping dialogue and unexpected laughs, making this episode a thoroughly enjoyable listen for anyone who loves tech, movies, or just a good, unscripted chat.

Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

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Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

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Ever wonder why burning old pictures of Mark can be strangely satisfying? Join us for a rollercoaster of a conversation where we share personal updates, from the highs of receiving a brand new shirt to the oddly comical struggles of coughing for no reason at all. We touch upon the little victories, like finally tackling that messy room, and the big plans, such as organizing a basement cleanup with some much-needed help. Amidst the chaos, we find genuine moments of laughter and connection, all while reflecting on the fantastic feedback from last week's episode.

Switching gears, we dive headfirst into a light-hearted chat about tech and movies. From the challenges of disassembling desks to the flexibility of various laptops, there's plenty of tech talk to keep enthusiasts engaged. We sprinkle in some humor with Jackie Chan references and share our excitement for upcoming musicals and the new Beetlejuice film. The conversation flows spontaneously, filled with overlapping dialogue and unexpected laughs, making this episode a thoroughly enjoyable listen for anyone who loves tech, movies, or just a good, unscripted chat.

Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

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Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
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Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

Speaker 1:

This is because I am a little bit. What do you call it? Even Like a. It's a party Ties, or bows, golden bows. It's a bit risky, since it's very. I'm starting now and see how much it.

Speaker 3:

How good it looks.

Speaker 1:

Thank you, oh, mr. Oh, that's right, I'm still recording. Good, I get my burp in. That's awesome. Wait a minute, okay, okay, she's crying, she's crying.

Speaker 3:

Hello, hello Hi.

Speaker 1:

Hello Hi.

Speaker 3:

How you doing.

Speaker 1:

Good, good. How are you? I'm also good, I'm okay.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, okay, you got your voice back.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you found it Kind of yeah it's working its way back.

Speaker 3:

It's working its way back, it's working. Its way back, it's working its way back.

Speaker 1:

It's working its way back.

Speaker 3:

you got your voice back yeah you found it kind of it's working, it's way back.

Speaker 1:

I can hear you. I have to lower the volume actually.

Speaker 3:

I I'm still coughing really bad, though I'm coughing on like nothing. There's nothing there, it's just dry coughing oh yeah. My life is difficult.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it feels so stupid doing that, why am I coughing? I have no reason to cough. I don't. Still I do it.

Speaker 3:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

Stop that. You don't have a reason for that.

Speaker 3:

No, you're right, I'm just looking for attention.

Speaker 1:

Of course you are. I knew it, okay, hello.

Speaker 3:

Can you hear me? I can, I can hear you very well ah, okay. I can hear you better than I can hear myself ah, yeah, excuse you sorry.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, excuse you, sorry, sorry.

Speaker 3:

I'm sorry.

Speaker 1:

Are you in a new place?

Speaker 3:

No, I cleaned my room.

Speaker 1:

Oh.

Speaker 3:

So my bed is on the other side of the room so I could get into the closet. Ah but now the closet's cleaned out and everything's done here, I just have to do Heather's room.

Speaker 1:

Okay, you still have a lot to do in the house.

Speaker 3:

Yes, we have quite a few people coming out during the weekend to help with the basement, because it's like packed with garbage.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

And then we found more pictures of Mark last night and burned them again, burned them.

Speaker 1:

That's good.

Speaker 3:

Mm-hmm, it was good there were no cows this time, unfortunately. Oh okay, and I got my shirt and I love it a lot, oh good. Because, well, I wore it and then I sweat through it, so now I have to wash it.

Speaker 1:

Ah, okay. But yeah, it's good that you like it and I was worried because when I ordered it, Ordered it.

Speaker 3:

You ordered it. Yes, it you ordered it.

Speaker 1:

Yes, it said that it would arrive the 29th.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, that was the latest.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, and I'm like that's a little bit on the edge or, you know, on the verge of you going, but good, it was earlier than expected.

Speaker 3:

It was good.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

And I like it.

Speaker 1:

Good yeah. Have you had any feedback from last week's episode? Not positive, I guess.

Speaker 3:

Heather had said something. She was like uh, oh god, I don't even remember what she said exactly. I have to look it up.

Speaker 1:

But we've also said a lot of things. Wow, really.

Speaker 3:

I thought it was really good, I thought it was funny.

Speaker 1:

So I don't care what she says no, I don't know, I don't think what she says. No, I don't know, I don't think you direct me either.

Speaker 3:

No, that much no.

Speaker 1:

It's just that you take over if I'm too much.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I guess so, but this is your time. You get to do whatever you want.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

It doesn't happen very often, so take advantage.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I will. It's going to be something similar to last week's Awesome. Maybe not the exact same, but I look forward to it.

Speaker 3:

It's really warm.

Speaker 1:

Good, good good.

Speaker 3:

There's your face.

Speaker 1:

What? There's your face, my face. Yeah, oh, I missed your face. My face.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, oh, I missed your face.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay, yeah.

Speaker 3:

I'm liking it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's a good thing.

Speaker 3:

It is my face. Mm-hmm, it is. Yeah, I've missed it.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 3:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I miss you too. Aww, that's right, you didn't even have to say it.

Speaker 3:

I know I wasn't like trying to get anything out of you. You just kind of said it yourself, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. Okay, okay, okay okay, okay okay, I haven't had coffee or anything yet okay, I think heather wanted to be a part of this this not the glasses thing, but but oh, okay, she feels left out without.

Speaker 3:

She has no glasses, so she feels left out. No, I think she wanted to record with us, but I haven't had coffee or anything.

Speaker 1:

Okay, do you want to record later? No, I have you here now, yeah, but I'll be here later too, if we just have a time. I mean I can record the other stuff first good morning.

Speaker 3:

I didn't know where your mug was.

Speaker 2:

It's still in here because I don't clean up after myself Me neither.

Speaker 3:

Okay, hola, hi, hello what.

Speaker 2:

I don't know how to say it. It's really cold, it's cold it.

Speaker 3:

It's really cold. It's cold, Drew. It's really cold.

Speaker 1:

Lauren is so loud and you're so not loud. Now I have to raise the volume again.

Speaker 2:

I'm dying.

Speaker 1:

Okay, now I can lower it.

Speaker 2:

He's got a face. It's right there.

Speaker 3:

Matias is crying. Look at his face. I'm crying, okay, no, well, not yet. I'm just asking no, well, well, not yet.

Speaker 2:

I'm just asking no, um well. Um Well, you have to excuse us, because our mom just died. Mm-hmm, that's true, yes, yes, I understand.

Speaker 3:

My computer also died.

Speaker 1:

That too.

Speaker 3:

My mom died and then my computer died. Why didn't you?

Speaker 2:

have it plugged in the whole time.

Speaker 3:

It was plugged in the whole time. It was just the power source was really bad. Oh, it couldn't keep up, okay.

Speaker 2:

Lots of barking.

Speaker 3:

There's so much barking, can you hear the barking?

Speaker 1:

Yes, I can.

Speaker 3:

Okay, can you make them barking? Yes, I can Okay.

Speaker 1:

Can you make them stop? No, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

This is Heather's famous cold brew, never touched by heat. It is cold, it is delicious.

Speaker 1:

Delicious and cold, did you say brew?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, cold brew, it's French pressed.

Speaker 1:

Coffee.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah so.

Speaker 1:

What Nothing, what Nothing.

Speaker 2:

Are you at home?

Speaker 1:

What.

Speaker 2:

Are you at home?

Speaker 1:

What Are you at home? Yes, what's behind you.

Speaker 2:

Can I see a kitty?

Speaker 3:

Do you have a cat nearby?

Speaker 1:

I can see if I can get a cat. They're not in here, but I can.

Speaker 2:

I want all the cats.

Speaker 1:

All the cats.

Speaker 2:

All the cats.

Speaker 3:

All the cats. Is that your wall behind you?

Speaker 2:

Are those your glasses?

Speaker 1:

I thought you said wolf what.

Speaker 3:

Is that a wolf behind you? Do you have a hole?

Speaker 1:

in your wall, a hole in my wall when?

Speaker 3:

Behind your head, right there one. Yeah, that's a sticker. Oh, what is this? I?

Speaker 1:

think it's a crocodile or something a crocodile and I tried to get it off and it doesn't come. It didn't wanna it looks.

Speaker 3:

It looks like a hole in the wall.

Speaker 1:

So no, it's not a wolf, it's a crocodile.

Speaker 3:

Okay, I knew about it before because I covered it up. And what's behind that wall? Heather's room. Remember your bed was I just spit on you.

Speaker 2:

I'm sorry, did you shower?

Speaker 3:

today. I showered yesterday. Now you've showered because I just spit on you. I'm sorry, that's gross.

Speaker 2:

Did you shower today? I showered yesterday. Now you've showered because I spit all over you.

Speaker 3:

I used to hang out in my closet and Heather's bed was on the other side, so I would knock on the wall and then you would knock back.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we had not conversations, we had Morse code.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Except not. Do you had Morse code? Okay, except not.

Speaker 1:

Do you know? Morse code?

Speaker 3:

No one knows Morse code, but it was an attempt.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I can check If I see a cat nearby. Okay, did you want that?

Speaker 3:

Yeah. Everyone wants the cat a cat nearby. Did you want that? Yeah, everyone wants the cat, everybody wants to be a cat.

Speaker 2:

Cat, cat. See a cat who knows where it's at.

Speaker 3:

I don't think it was a crocodile. It doesn't look like a crocodile at all.

Speaker 2:

It does not look like a crocodile.

Speaker 3:

It looks like a blue meanie. Yeah, the glove.

Speaker 2:

No, no oh my God Movie's over, mom no Movie's over. Oh, she didn't cut herself. She took a bunch of, or she tried to take, a bunch of pills. Oh yeah, and then Wynonna stopped her, and then and then, the computer stopped us.

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I guess. So this is gorgeous.

Speaker 3:

You know he doesn't have that many cats anymore.

Speaker 1:

They also keep dying it is sad I found an alive cat.

Speaker 3:

Alive cat, yeah, hi hey.

Speaker 2:

What's this one's name? Mimi, mimi, yeah, oh, I love it. Oh, she.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

She beautiful, I love her.

Speaker 3:

That face though. Oh my God, she's not impressed.

Speaker 1:

She's like I don't want to be here. No, what are you?

Speaker 3:

doing.

Speaker 2:

Oh que linda. Okay, I'm happy.

Speaker 3:

I miss my cats.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you just got here. Yesterday I still my cats. Yeah, you just got here yesterday.

Speaker 2:

I still miss them.

Speaker 3:

Thank you, dear.

Speaker 2:

Lena's been so sweet. She's just wanting to be hanging around me because she knows I'm sad. Yeah, she's an emotional support kitty, she doesn't want to be there anymore. No, bye, mimi, I love you. No, she's an emotional support kitty, she doesn't want to be there anymore. Bye, mimi, I love you.

Speaker 1:

What Bye, bye.

Speaker 2:

I can't hug every cat.

Speaker 3:

No, you can't, I just love them so much. She's a bit far away.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Oh my.

Speaker 3:

God, now you've got hair everywhere.

Speaker 1:

Yes, it's not a beard, it's cat hair.

Speaker 2:

Oh, and that's what's going on up here too.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Cat hair. Yes, am I going to shave you again when I get back?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, if you want to.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I had to recount. I think I have 10 tattoos.

Speaker 3:

Where did the others come from? So?

Speaker 2:

foot 1, 2, 3. So foot one, two, three, four, five, what's this? Six, seven, eight, nine, seven, oh, maybe I have nine.

Speaker 3:

I think I still have seven. You counted eight or eight one, I don't know, two, three four matthias is picking his notes right in front of everyone.

Speaker 2:

Nine, okay, I have ten.

Speaker 3:

Ten. Oh yeah, there's that one too.

Speaker 2:

I have ten, so we're not the same.

Speaker 3:

We're not. I have to get a couple more tattoos.

Speaker 2:

I have to get my half sleeve done.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I have none. No, Not a single one. I have to get my half-sleeve done. Okay, I have none. Nope, how can you even?

Speaker 2:

hang out with someone who doesn't have any tattoos, because I don't judge him. Then again, I'm married to someone with no tattoos. Andreas doesn't have tattoos either.

Speaker 3:

Oh, andreas doesn't have tattoos either. On a scale of 1 to 10, how attractive am I right?

Speaker 1:

now, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

Good question. You don't know, I'm all.

Speaker 1:

No, I, I'm gonna do the Mimi face, how about?

Speaker 3:

now.

Speaker 1:

I'm not impressed oh.

Speaker 2:

Oh, okay, yeah, now it's good. I'm so white, I'm just a ghost back here.

Speaker 3:

The sun is really bright. He's leaving. We're taking too long.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna have some light on my Other side.

Speaker 3:

My other side.

Speaker 1:

That side A little bit better, okay, okay, a little bit better, okay, okay.

Speaker 3:

What do you want to say? I'm hungry. There's coffee cake, right? I don't know if it's still good.

Speaker 2:

I'll probably still eat it because I'm a fatty. There's also BB&J.

Speaker 3:

I think there's one left. I don't want that, you don't have to. I bought it for me, not you. Good, then why did you offer I?

Speaker 1:

offered you to get one for me.

Speaker 3:

You're not the one who's hungry. I am kind of hungry.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so you want Heather to go get it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, no, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 3:

He knows me, I'm not doing that, otherwise it would be gone.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 3:

I tried to knock over the top part, but it's so stuck. Yeah, I think it's screwed on or something, I don't think I tried taking it down with violence and it wouldn't go.

Speaker 2:

She tried to be Jackie Chan.

Speaker 3:

I wanted to be Jackie Chan and knock over and take my desk apart. Did he say who, yes, chicken Dan what? Huh Huh.

Speaker 2:

Huh, huh, huh. Lauren died.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you have an earthquake. Yeah, earthquake yeah.

Speaker 3:

Okay, okay.

Speaker 1:

Okay, yeah, that's gonna be good.

Speaker 3:

Hello and welcome to Roshi Toshi Koshi.

Speaker 1:

Are you gonna record?

Speaker 3:

I'm already recording.

Speaker 1:

I've been recording this whole time On your computer or On my phone. On your phone.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, because the computer won't let me record or use the microphone for two things at once.

Speaker 1:

Okay, weird, what are?

Speaker 2:

you using for a streaming service.

Speaker 3:

We're not streaming anything.

Speaker 2:

Well, no, I mean talking service, video chat service.

Speaker 3:

This is.

Speaker 2:

Messenger.

Speaker 3:

It's just regular.

Speaker 2:

Messenger. Oh, and your computer can't record.

Speaker 3:

It's just a cheap laptop. It's not anything exciting, it's basic basic as works it's not even really a laptop. It's kind of like a tablet with a keyboard, but it's not the removable kind of keyboard and it's not a touch screen my computer is a touch screen and it turns into a tablet like you can fold it yeah, that's what I thought it was, but that's not what it was.

Speaker 2:

I can fold it backwards and it turns into a tablet it's very flexible. It's like I can, I can, you can turn her into a tablet flexible, very flexible.

Speaker 1:

Okay, you can turn her into a tablet.

Speaker 3:

You can turn her into a tablet. Yeah, If you bend her backwards.

Speaker 1:

Do you want me to keep all your cups?

Speaker 3:

Please don't. You can, at least you can do some kind of editing. Okay, we'll see leave my noises out of it okay oh, it was the one you were talking about. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Pretends that he's oh Chips. What's his name? Who's the guy in the Shining?

Speaker 1:

Jack Nicholson yeah.

Speaker 2:

I forget how he did it. Does it matter she?

Speaker 3:

I forget how he did it Does it matter, oh, she.

Speaker 2:

Oh right, he was in something recently and I really liked it. He didn't try to be all Jack Nicholson, okay, I don't remember what it was. Anyways, I want to see the musical.

Speaker 3:

I have it. I have it on the stick. Oh, I want to see it.

Speaker 2:

Maybe we can watch it tonight. I want to see New Beetlejuice. We can't watch that, yet.

Speaker 3:

Mmm, I want to see new Butyl Juice. We can't watch that yet. Matthias was talking, sorry.

Speaker 1:

Matthias. Yeah, but I didn't know what to say, though. I'm going to Okay. So yes, I'm going to yeah.

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