#81: You're A Blankie

 In which Lauren & Mattias have a whole bag full of fun new segments. They discuss their recent movie night films and test how long they can go without saying uh or uhm. 

Content:

• Opening
• No saying uh or uhm
• Weekly check in
• Movie on!
  • Beverly Hills Cop
  • Spice World
    • Cameos
    • Wannabe jokers
    • Guess the Spice Girl
  • Intermission
  • Celebrity names game
  • Funny ways to die
  • Wrap up
    • Live Mad Libs: July 6, 2024 at 2pm EST/8pm CET on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast

Chapters

• 0:06 Unscripted Banter on Roasty Toasty Ghost
• 11:34 Celebrity Cameos in Spice Girls Movie
• 15:30 Identifying the Spice Girls by Nicknames

Transcript

Speaker 1 0:06

In a world where everything is unscripted. This is Roasty Toasty Ghost. Hello, hello, hello, and I like that. It's your turn to edit this week.

Speaker 2 0:21

Hello.

Speaker 1 0:21

And.

Speaker 2 0:22

Yes.

Speaker 1 0:23

I like that you say hello in the middle of a sentence hello someone is talking and you're like hello, I can't hear myself.

Speaker 2 0:37

You're talking too much.

Speaker 1 0:38

I can't hear what I'm saying it's so funny if someone you know, like in a meeting or something, keeps going on and on and you're like hello, hello, hello. I can't hear myself, hello my headphones aren't working.

Speaker 2 0:59

Are you ready? Yes I can't get in there. Fizzle, fizzle, fizzle, fizzle, that's my sound effect. Drinking with my nose. You shouldn't do that. No, I'm waiting too long. That was not fun anymore. Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty, I am your best friend, lauren.

Speaker 1 1:18

And I am your other best friend, Matthias.

Speaker 2 1:22

You did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this is our 81st episode of the most amazing podcast in the world.

Speaker 1 1:35

In the world and we're gonna be your best next friends for an hour.

Speaker 2 1:44

Your best next friend can tell you're dyslexic.

Speaker 1 1:48

Yeah, that's why I don't read.

Speaker 2 1:51

Okay for this episode. Neither of us are allowed to say uh or um.

Speaker 1 1:56

No, that's not gonna.

Speaker 2 1:58

If you say either of these words, you have to take a shot.

Speaker 1 2:01

A monster, sure, but you have to keep track of it. I don't even think about it.

Speaker 2 2:07

Or you ring the bell.

Speaker 1 2:08

Okay.

Speaker 2 2:08

If either of us says or you have to ring the bell, okay, this is going to be a lot of fun, matias, how are you?

Speaker 1 2:16

I am good, and how are?

Speaker 2 2:19

you, I'm also good, we're good. And what have we been up to this week?

Speaker 1 2:29

Sigh.

Speaker 2 2:30

Sigh denied, just tell me. So last Saturday my gymnastics class that I teach had a performance show thing where they got to show off everything they've learned during the season, and you were there and you filmed the whole thing for once.

Speaker 1 2:50

I did, I was good.

Speaker 2 2:53

I was very happy with how everything went. It was the most perfect one that I've had so far, and I've been doing this for two years now. Yeah far, and I've been doing this for two years now, yeah, and I was very pleased with everything and the girls did great and I was also there and I said things.

Speaker 2 3:13

I don't even know what I said in swedish and once again, I go blank when I go out there, so I have no clue what I'm even saying. So that was that, yeah, and then on sunday I did, I see you. No, I wasn't supposed to see you on sunday but, I ended up seeing you anyway because I snuck over with my daughter. We were going to buy your sister's daughter's bike. Yeah, and my daughter was testing it. I didn't tell you that we were coming it just kind of showed up.

Speaker 1 3:50

Yeah, I was editing, but I went out after a while.

Speaker 2 3:55

Yeah, and it all went well and we left with the bike.

Speaker 1 3:58

Yeah, and you were talking to one of my cats.

Speaker 2 4:02

I made friends with one of your cats. Yeah, a fluffy one he's very fluffy and he's my favorite at the moment.

Speaker 1 4:09

Yeah.

Speaker 2 4:10

Yeah, and then we went to the gym on Tuesday. Hmm, because what happened on Wednesday?

Speaker 1 4:17

You didn't have a car.

Speaker 2 4:19

Right, I didn't have a car on Wednesday. Thursday was my birthday, it was and we celebrated and my very amazing life partner made me a cake and he's trying to change his diet so he doesn't want carbs anymore and he also can't have sugars sugars. So I asked Open Eyes to create a recipe for a cake. That was what is it? Keto friendly, yeah, I guess, and diabetic friendly, and it came up with a pretty complicated recipe, but my life partner managed to bake the cake that Open Eyes came came up with, and it was a chocolate cake with a layer of cream and frosting on top yeah and the cake was salty very salty

Speaker 1 5:17

very salty yeah, the the frosting was good yeah, everything else was good.

Speaker 2 5:22

The cake itself was very, very salty, yeah, but we managed to fix that today yeah, we did. I like the what we did today also it ended up being very good, yeah, and we watched city hunter oh yeah, yesterday and then today is friday. Yeah, it is june 14th of 2024.

Speaker 1 5:44

Yeah.

Speaker 2 5:45

Yeah. Yeah, we're halfway through the year, you know, wow, almost.

Speaker 1 5:50

After this month. Really Right, I guess, yeah, I guess that's yeah, we have 12 months.

Speaker 2 5:56

You're right, You're right, I'm wrong and you are right. And today is Friday and we watched movies.

Speaker 1 6:03

Mm-hmm, we did, we did let's movie on.

Speaker 2 6:06

Let's movie on Let me, just let me.

Speaker 1 6:10

I'll let you think.

Speaker 2 6:11

Today we watched Beverly Hills Cop. Yeah, the first one.

Speaker 1 6:16

The first one.

Speaker 2 6:17

Also Spice World. Yay, I spiced up the movie list and added this one for my birthday week.

Speaker 1 6:25

Yeah, that was good.

Speaker 2 6:27

It was a good choice. I'm okay with the decisions that I've made.

Speaker 1 6:30

Yeah.

Speaker 2 6:31

But I'm going to tell you about Beverly Hills Cop.

Speaker 1 6:34

Yeah.

Speaker 2 6:34

The first one.

Speaker 1 6:35

Yeah.

Speaker 2 6:35

Because that's the only one I've seen. This movie has Eddie Murphy. He's a cop in Detroit which you would think he was in Beverlyly hills, but he was in detroit and he goes on vacation because, he wants to yeah, yeah, because he's not allowed to investigate the murder of his friend yes so he wants to go on vacation. Did I miss that part?

Speaker 1 7:03

What.

Speaker 2 7:04

Did I miss that part of the summary?

Speaker 1 7:06

I think so.

Speaker 2 7:07

Okay.

Speaker 1 7:07

Do you want to?

Speaker 2 7:09

I'm going to continue. Okay, so that happened. So he went to Beverly Hills and continued the investigation, even though he's not supposed to. And there's some bad guys, they get beaten up, that's all. And also he finds new friends there maybe, Maybe From the actual Beverly Hills cops.

Speaker 1 7:30

Yeah.

Speaker 2 7:30

We watched this on my new Chromecast.

Speaker 1 7:33

Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 7:34

Which was my birthday present to myself. It was very exciting because we had the earbuds in, so it was easier to hear. Anyway, I did enjoy this movie. It was funny and now you can say everything you want to say.

Speaker 1 7:48

Okay, where to start? Okay, this movie is one of my favorite movies. I love this movie so much. It's the start of one of my favorite movie franchises ever. It's so funny. All the cast is awesome, funny and perfect. I love the character Billy, billy Rosewood.

Speaker 2 8:13

He was my favorite too.

Speaker 1 8:14

Yeah, he's like a nerd, but he's a really good guy. You know the nice nerd and almost a little bit naive. Yeah, he's the best character. And also Axel Foley I really like him too, of course and Serge. This movie was supposed to be a Stallone movie, but Stallone wanted it to be more serious and not a comedy, so he wanted it to be just an action movie, and the producers didn't agree and I'm on the producers' side in this case. But then again Stallone went on to do another movie instead you know more action movie called Cobra. It's on the list. I love that movie too. There are very good references in Beverly Hills Cop 2 for the Cobra, but that's for next week. Okay, what can I say more than I really love this movie? It's so awesome. This movie is what encapsulates the 80s for me. It has great music in it. So good music. I mean all the songs and the theme, of course. The theme it's awesome. I mean most people know it as the Crazy Frog.

Speaker 2 9:35

The theme song yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 9:37

But it's Beverly Hills Gump, or Axl F as it's called. Harold Faltermeyer made the theme song as it's called. Harold Faltermeyer made the theme song. It had smoother action scenes than movies had before. They were more like clumpsy. Before this movie, I mean it feels a little bit clumpsy, but it feels smoother than movies before this. It gets better in the second one as well, and movies started to be that way. And so the greatest 10 year span for movies is from 1984, when this movie because this is the start point for me, I love this movie so much until 94. That's the golden age for me, the golden 10 years for movies. In my opinion, it started with Bevel Heels, cop. Are you satisfied with that?

Speaker 2 10:28

Yeah, there was a lot. Do you have more?

Speaker 1 10:30

I don't know. It's directed by Martin Brest. He also made a movie called Midnight Run, also a fun movie, not as good as this one, but still a fun movie. That's good enough for this time. Okay, maybe I have more to say next week, I don't know. Okay, it's a good movie, though, really good it is let's move on to spice world. I got this movie on a stick, so I got spice world on a stick it sounds like something you would grill.

Speaker 2 11:00

Yeah, like a shish kebab. Yeah, yeah, like a potato yeah, because that's like a world yeah, that's the earth it's an earth apple yeah you put it on a stick and then you put some oil on it and roll it around in some spices yeah and then grill it yeah, that's and it's spice world on a stick yeah, awesome you're welcome. We now provide recipes.

Speaker 1 11:26

Yeah, if you want to know the exact recipe, just go to Open Eyes.

Speaker 2 11:32

Maybe they'll know.

Speaker 1 11:34

This movie is about Spice Girls and they are doing their thing. They just go around in a bus and they have a pregnant friend. For some reason she's there. No one really knows why. They meet a lot of people. They sing some songs. There are so, so many cameos in this movie. Oh my goodness. We had to pause the movie so many times for me to check if that's the real person or not. It was a fun movie. Some people you're really surprised to see there.

Speaker 2 12:10

Can we list some?

Speaker 1 12:11

List some. Okay, yes, do you want to start?

Speaker 2 12:14

Yes.

Speaker 1 12:15

Yeah.

Speaker 2 12:15

Richard O'Brien.

Speaker 1 12:16

Yeah.

Speaker 2 12:17

From Rocky Horror.

Speaker 1 12:18

Yeah.

Speaker 2 12:19

He was in this movie.

Speaker 1 12:20

Yes, hugh Laurie from House.

Speaker 2 12:22

Yeah, he was also there. Yes, hugh Laurie from House yeah, he was also there. Yeah, norm from Cheers yeah, was also there.

Speaker 1 12:27

Yes, meatloaf.

Speaker 2 12:29

Oh yeah, oh, Roger Moore.

Speaker 1 12:32

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 12:33

He was James Bond.

Speaker 1 12:34

He was Alan Cumming.

Speaker 2 12:36

Yeah, stephen Fry.

Speaker 1 12:38

Yeah, I was thinking about him too, dominic West.

Speaker 2 12:41

Elton John, oh yes.

Speaker 1 12:43

Jonathan Ross.

Speaker 2 12:44

The Spice Girls yeah, they were also in this movie.

Speaker 1 12:48

Richard E Grant, mm-hmm. And.

Speaker 2 12:52

Glenn from Superstore.

Speaker 1 12:53

Yeah.

Speaker 2 12:54

He was also there. Of course, that's all the ones that I know. I don't know any of the others Weren't there women.

Speaker 1 13:01

No All the cameos were men more than spice girls I mean yeah yeah, I guess, so that's weird did you like the movie? I did. I thought it was funny. When I got this movie, I also had to fix subtitles for the movie, so I needed to check that the subtitles were in sync or NSYNC.

Speaker 2 13:21

Weren't they the Spice Girls?

Speaker 1 13:22

Yeah.

Speaker 2 13:23

Oh, not NSYNC.

Speaker 1 13:25

No, oh, okay.

Speaker 2 13:28

They weren't in this movie. No.

Speaker 1 13:31

That's another movie.

Speaker 2 13:33

I love this movie. I watched it quite a few times as a smaller person and everyone loves the Spice Girls, so I had to let them cut in line in the movie list.

Speaker 1 13:46

Yeah, of course, and when was your birthday?

Speaker 2 13:49

Yeah, I wanted a really good movie for my week.

Speaker 1 13:53

Yeah, it felt natural.

Speaker 2 13:55

Yeah.

Speaker 1 13:55

I just want to add Bob Hoskins was in this movie and also Jason Fleming.

Speaker 2 14:01

And it's a really good movie and everyone loves it.

Speaker 1 14:04

Yes.

Speaker 2 14:05

Spice Girls are really good.

Speaker 1 14:07

So do you have a favorite song from the movie?

Speaker 2 14:10

All of them. I love all the Spice Girls songs. Really, they're all memorable.

Speaker 1 14:17

Okay.

Speaker 2 14:17

Because I know all of them.

Speaker 1 14:19

Yeah, the one I think I knew the best it's If you Wanna to be my lover, you have to try my friends first.

Speaker 2 14:27

That one.

Speaker 1 14:28

Zig-a-zig, zig-a-zig, ah, ah, what's that? Ah, what's zig-a-zig?

Speaker 2 14:34

ah, I don't know it's a feeling, I guess.

Speaker 1 14:36

Okay, if you want to be my lover, you have to try my friends first.

Speaker 2 14:40

We've done this joke.

Speaker 1 14:47

I friends first.

Speaker 2 14:47

We've done this joke. I mean it's weird. It is weird. Was there anything else? I don't know, Do you? Know all of the Spice Girls. Yeah, yeah, do you have a favorite?

Speaker 1 14:51

I don't know.

Speaker 2 14:52

Did you have a favorite Spice Girl growing up?

Speaker 1 14:54

No, I didn't know them then.

Speaker 2 14:56

Oh.

Speaker 1 14:56

I just got to know them tonight.

Speaker 2 14:58

Just now, yeah, wow.

Speaker 1 15:00

I know which is which now.

Speaker 2 15:02

Okay, that's good.

Speaker 1 15:03

You want to test me?

Speaker 2 15:04

Okay, let's play. Guess the Spice Girl. Okay, Spice Girl number one. This Spice Girl was known for her iconic Union Jack dress and her nickname reflected her fiery personality. And red hair. Who is she?

Speaker 1 15:20

Do you want a name or what she was called Both? Okay, Jerry, that's her name and she's Ginger Spice.

Identifying the Spice Girls by Nicknames

Speaker 2 15:27

Yes, okay, spice Girl number two. This Spice Girl wore athletic outfits and her signature look included a high ponytail and track suits. Who is she?

Speaker 1 15:38

Sporty Spice, mm-hmm Mel C.

Speaker 2 15:41

Right, awesome, spice Girl number three. This Spice Girl's nickname reflects her glamorous and chic style. She often wore sophisticated and stylish outfits and later became a successful fashion designer. Who is she?

Speaker 1 15:56

Victoria and she's called Posh Spice.

Speaker 2 16:01

Mm-hmm. Okay, spice Girl number four. This Spice Girl's nickname suggests she is young and sweet. She often wore pigtails and a youthful, innocent style. Who is she?

Speaker 1 16:11

Baby Spice Her name. Wait a minute, emma. Yeah, yeah, okay, thank you Good.

Speaker 2 16:21

Spice Girl number five. You'll never guess this one.

Speaker 1 16:24

No.

Speaker 2 16:25

This Spice Girl's nickname reflects her bold and outspoken personality. She often wore leopard print outfits and has a wild, energetic stage presence. Who is she?

Speaker 1 16:36

Not Scary Spice, I know that Okay who else could it be?

Speaker 2 16:39

Okay, it's Scary Spice, I know that.

Speaker 1 16:40

Okay, who else could it be? Okay, it's Scary Spice and that's Mel B. Yeah, very cool.

Speaker 2 16:45

That was the Spice Girl quiz.

Speaker 1 16:48

This is what I learned watching this movie.

Speaker 2 16:52

Very important things.

Speaker 1 16:53

Yeah.

Speaker 2 16:54

And I want to know in the comments, the listeners I want to know if you got all of them right. Yeah, and I want to know in the comments, the listeners I want to know if you got all of them, right yeah. Also, let me know who's your favorites.

Speaker 1 17:05

If you had asked me these questions yesterday, I could never have told you.

Speaker 2 17:09

No, my favorite Spice Girl growing up was always Scary Spice.

Speaker 1 17:13

Yeah, she's, cool, scary Spice.

Speaker 2 17:15

Because I have to talk down there Scary Spice, yeah Now.

Speaker 1 17:18

I'm to talk down there, scary Spice. Yeah, now I'm yelling at you. Yeah, I really don't know which one I like the best.

Speaker 2 17:23

Montes, would you like to take a break?

Speaker 1 17:24

Yeah, let's take a break.

Speaker 2 17:26

This is too much Spice Girl talk.

Speaker 1 17:28

I need a nap, yeah. So we will be right back after these messages, after the Spice Nap.

Speaker 2 17:35

After the spice nap After the spice nap for this spice girl. This spicy snap. We're going to take a spice snap.

Speaker 1 17:44

Spicy snap.

Speaker 2 17:45

We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 17:47

Bye-bye, bye.

Speaker 2 17:58

Hello and welcome back. Now you can talk, okay.

Speaker 1 18:01

Yeah, welcome back. Now you can talk. Okay, yeah, welcome back.

Speaker 2 18:03

Welcome to the second half. Yeah, this is where you are now.

Speaker 1 18:08

Yes, we did a jump over the break now, so now we're back.

Speaker 2 18:14

I don't know what it is. We were jumping while we were napping. Yeah, yeah, we Adventures, we jumped in our sleep.

Speaker 1 18:16

We were jumping while we were napping. Yeah, yeah, we Adventures. We jumped in our sleep. We do that sometimes.

Speaker 2 18:22

Matthias, yes, what are?

Speaker 1 18:25

we doing today? We're gonna play a game.

Speaker 2 18:27

Oh, you have a game.

Speaker 1 18:28

Yes.

Speaker 2 18:29

All right, what is your game?

Speaker 1 18:31

I don't know what it's called.

Speaker 2 18:32

Okay.

Speaker 1 18:33

We are gonna have a topic and if you start, you say something, and then it's my turn, and I am going to start with the last letter from your word.

Speaker 2 18:45

Yeah.

Speaker 1 18:45

That's my starting letter for my word or whatever it is. What you want to do movies or musicians. Maybe we can mix it and just have celebrities in general. Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 19:01

All right, do you want to start?

Speaker 1 19:04

Did you want me to start?

Speaker 2 19:06

Yeah.

Speaker 1 19:06

Okay, okay, I'm going to do the easy way and just say Jackie Chan.

Speaker 2 19:12

Nicolas Cage.

Speaker 1 19:13

Eddie Murphy.

Speaker 2 19:16

Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 19:17

Why.

Speaker 2 19:18

Why, okay, yoko Ono ono oh, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 19:24

Orlando bloom michael jackson why can't I?

Speaker 2 19:29

why can't you, why can't I?

Speaker 1 19:31

you should know yeah, you said the good one I did.

Speaker 2 19:35

Yeah, it was the only one.

Speaker 1 19:36

Yeah, I think, I think, so I'm blanking.

Speaker 2 19:38

You're a blankie.

Speaker 1 19:39

Yeah, I'm a blankie. Natalie Portman.

Speaker 2 19:46

Yeah.

Speaker 1 19:47

Yeah.

Speaker 2 19:48

Yeah, that was one.

Speaker 1 19:50

Yeah.

Speaker 2 19:51

Let's start with N. No, I have another one. Let's start with N.

Speaker 1 19:54

Yeah.

Speaker 2 19:55

I'm sure there's a few of them out there, but I'm pretty sure. Nick Jonas.

Speaker 1 20:00

Oh, that's a good one. S that's better.

Speaker 2 20:04

That's easier, yeah, so much.

Speaker 1 20:06

It depends on what you want. No, I'm gonna be nice and say Sylvester Stallone.

Speaker 2 20:13

Is that being nice?

Speaker 1 20:14

Yeah, E.

Speaker 2 20:15

Okay, Is that an easy one? E or.

Speaker 1 20:17

That being nice, yeah E Okay. Is that an easy one?

Speaker 2 20:19

Or yeah, Well, I do have one.

Speaker 1 20:20

Okay.

Speaker 2 20:21

How do you say his name? Ewan McGregor.

Speaker 1 20:24

Yeah.

Speaker 2 20:25

Ewan.

Speaker 1 20:25

Ewan Ewan McGregor.

Speaker 2 20:27

Okay.

Speaker 1 20:27

Yeah, should I be mean.

Speaker 2 20:29

Yeah.

Speaker 1 20:29

Okay, richard O'Brien.

Speaker 2 20:35

Nick Offerman.

Speaker 1 20:36

Oh, that was a fast one.

Speaker 2 20:39

You know me, I'm fast yeah.

Speaker 1 20:43

Nat King Cole.

Speaker 2 20:45

Emo Phillips.

Speaker 1 20:46

Hmm, steven Seagal.

Speaker 2 20:48

Should I be mean?

Speaker 1 20:50

If you want to.

Speaker 2 20:52

Lindsay Lohan.

Speaker 1 20:53

Nick Nolte.

Speaker 2 20:54

What does that end with? E E Another E yeah, emma.

Speaker 1 20:57

Stone E E.

Speaker 2 20:58

What does that end with?

Speaker 1 20:59

E E Another E yeah, emma Stone E E. No, that's a character.

Speaker 2 21:03

No, the characters don't count.

Speaker 1 21:04

No, Eric Roberts. Is that someone you know? You've seen him in a movie at least. He's the bad guy in the Expendables.

Speaker 2 21:13

Okay S yes, steven Tyler. Yeah, that's the end.

Speaker 1 21:17

Yeah, do you want more?

Speaker 2 21:20

This is going to have to be a train game. That was very fun. Yeah, it's difficult to stop. Yes, but we have to Because I have a segment too.

Speaker 1 21:31

Yes.

Speaker 2 21:32

So this half is split between the two of us.

Speaker 1 21:35

Yeah.

Speaker 2 21:36

Because I had a thought. You know it's episode 81. Yeah, and if you mirror that, it's 18. So I listened back to episode 18 to see what we were talking about then, and that was the first episode that we recorded in this room, and it was empty.

Speaker 1 21:54

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 21:55

And it echoed a lot.

Speaker 1 21:57

Yeah.

Speaker 2 21:57

My original idea? My original idea was to echo the entire episode. This one, yeah, using filters in editing.

Speaker 1 22:09

You're not going to do that.

Speaker 2 22:10

No, maybe I'll just echo this segment. Echo.

Speaker 1 22:14

Oh, okay, now Echo.

Speaker 2 22:17

Yeah, that was very fun.

Speaker 1 22:18

Yeah, very cool. Echo. Yeah, that was very fun. Yeah, very cool. How did you do that?

Speaker 2 22:21

Magic Movie, magic Anyway.

Speaker 1 22:25

Oh yeah Ding.

Speaker 2 22:28

Come back, Matias.

Speaker 1 22:29

Yes.

Speaker 2 22:30

So the other option was to mirror our conversation from number 18. And in that one we go steeped, go steeped, deepest and talked a lot about death and stuff like that. Because it's a very fun topic to talk about. So, since it's so fun and I feel like mirroring things and we had a conversation within the conversation about funny deaths in your family- oh yeah.

Speaker 2 23:05

So then I had a thought what are other funny ways to die? And these are options for you For when it's time for you to die. You have to choose one of these, and you can choose at the end which one you'd rather do.

Speaker 1 23:18

Yeah, and you know how indecisive I am.

Speaker 2 23:21

Mm-hmm, but you might find one that clicks for you.

Speaker 1 23:24

Yeah, You're like that's it, that's how I want to go. That's my way to go, yeah, right.

Speaker 2 23:28

These scenarios are, of course, purely fictional and meant to evoke a chuckle with their absurdity and impro. Number one Death by Banana Peel. Slipping on a banana peel and dramatically tumbling down a grand staircase. Can you see that happening? Yeah, if you're playing Mario Kart.

Speaker 1 23:56

Yeah, I don't know if I'm playing. I don't walk much when I'm playing.

Speaker 2 24:02

Mario Kart. Well, maybe you're just not paying attention while you're playing Mario Kart on like Nintendo Switch, because you can hold that and walk around.

Speaker 1 24:11

Yeah, because I usually play near staircases.

Speaker 2 24:16

Yeah, I know you. Yeah, you're always falling down the stairs while you're playing games. Number two this might actually be it Exploding popcorn being buried under an avalanche of popcorn after an industrial-sized badge pops all at once.

Speaker 1 24:37

Oh, I mean it sounds pretty good to begin with. I mean I'm not the biggest fan of popcorn, but I would try to eat my way out first.

Speaker 2 24:49

Go figure, that will be the way you go. Yeah, number three, also a huge possibility choking on a fly. Trying to catch a fly with your mouth and choking on it. Hair snacks, hair snacks and choking on it. Hair snacks, Hair snacks. I mean you could be pretending to catch a fly and one just happens to zoom in there.

Speaker 1 25:13

Yeah.

Speaker 2 25:14

And that's the end for you.

Speaker 1 25:15

Yeah, so choking on a fly.

Speaker 2 25:18

Yeah.

Speaker 1 25:19

It has to be a big fly.

Speaker 2 25:20

It doesn't necessarily have to be big. It can be like a regular buzz fly that flies around yeah, why would I die of that? Well, you know, when you have something in the back of your throat and I don't know about you, but I kind of like seize up okay and I have a really hard time moving my throat like swallowing or anything, and then if you know it's a fly, you don't really want to swallow you want to like cough it up.

Speaker 1 25:49

Yeah.

Speaker 2 25:49

Cause, that's gross.

Speaker 1 25:50

Yeah.

Speaker 2 25:51

It's gross that it's there to begin with. Why do you have a fly?

Speaker 1 25:56

in your throat. That is disgusting. Yeah, the times I've asked myself stop that Now do. I always have these flies in my throat. That's gross. Yeah, throats deeps.

Speaker 2 26:14

Deep throats.

Speaker 1 26:15

Really, Matthias? No, I said the other way around, so that's nothing dirty.

Speaker 2 26:23

Number four tickled to death, being tickled so intensely that you laugh yourself to death.

Speaker 1 26:30

Oh. Death by laughter, really yeah but is tickling very fun though? I mean you do laugh, but it's not, it's uncontrolled, it's not the good kind of laughter I mean.

Speaker 2 26:44

Does anyone actually enjoy being tickled? I don't think so. Who is not a child?

Speaker 1 26:48

Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 26:49

Yeah, and is not asking for it.

Speaker 1 26:52

Yeah, because.

Speaker 2 26:52

I know my kids, you know I might tickle them a little bit. No, and they'll tell me to do it again.

Speaker 1 26:58

Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 26:59

But if they don't want me to, I'm not gonna.

Speaker 1 27:01

Yeah, and I mean, if they are on the verge to death, I think they would tell you to stop.

Speaker 2 27:08

Unless they can't breathe, yeah, then they can't say anything.

Speaker 1 27:11

No, and you wouldn't stop. No, you're like tell me to stop. Yeah, oh, now you're dead. Okay. Next. Next, kate. Okay, number five. This is not fun. This one is also very likely for Kate, okay.

Speaker 2 27:24

Number five.

Speaker 1 27:25

This is not fun.

Speaker 2 27:26

This one is also very likely for you. Okay, vending machine revenge. Being crushed by a vending machine after repeatedly shaking it to get a stuck snack how many times have we tried to?

Speaker 1 27:41

knock over the vending machine Because it's. It happened a few times, Not in a while though.

Speaker 2 27:49

No, I mean.

Speaker 1 27:50

I'm lazy about it now, yeah and I'll just buy another one yeah, and then you get one of them and everyone's happy yeah, exactly, except I got one more than I wanted that's okay you're the happy one in this situation exactly and also feels like it was more when we first got them that we were trying to.

Speaker 2 28:08

Yeah, we did that quite a bit and then I just was like, whatever, I'll just buy another one, yeah now we don't bother yeah just maybe we'll shake it a little bit and then nothing's happening so we just leave it alone?

Speaker 1 28:23

Yeah, and also we had help from other people, other people too.

Speaker 2 28:27

It wasn't that often. We actually got a free snack well, I got the energy drink.

Speaker 1 28:34

You bought another kekso, klar right yeah, a chocolate bar yeah, so yeah, you got two of them maybe I think so or no, I don't remember. I don't remember.

Speaker 2 28:45

I don't remember. No, there's been many times these situations have happened.

Speaker 1 28:49

Yeah, that was one of the first times and I remember I was happy that I got the energy drink.

Speaker 2 28:54

Yeah.

Speaker 1 28:54

I'm always very grateful when people get energy drinks, because sometimes they're like I don't want this and I'm like I want that.

Speaker 2 29:05

I also like those situations yeah, next yes, number six excessive exercise oh straining yourself on a treadmill set to the maximum speed, causing a spectacular cartoonish fall, and we all have the image in our heads yes of all the youtube videos we've seen of people tumbling off of the treadmill yeah would you push yourself so far to have it on maximum speed?

Speaker 1 29:33

no, that would never happen this is not gonna happen, no, okay so it would be funny, I mean, if it like malfunctioned and sped up by itself maybe.

Speaker 2 29:45

Okay, it could happen. That would be a really unfortunate situation.

Speaker 1 29:50

Yeah.

Speaker 2 29:50

And I mean there's handlebars.

Speaker 1 29:54

You can always just hold on and jump off and stand on the side. So yeah, but if I am, If you're up for a challenge. If I'm stupid and doesn't think because that happens, yeah, then that could happen. And also in another gym I was in before years ago. It had treadmills and it had a brick wall right behind. Oh, good. So I'm like if I am on the highest speed and would fall, that would hurt.

Speaker 2 30:25

That would hurt really bad.

Speaker 1 30:27

Yeah, I would be stuck in that wall. Yeah, it had some blood on that wall.

Speaker 2 30:33

No, it didn't no. Number seven giant bubble. Getting trapped inside a giant bubble at a kid's party and floating away until you pop high in the sky.

Speaker 1 30:46

Okay, so like a soap bubble or what I guess. Or is it like a big balloon?

Speaker 2 30:54

I'm thinking like the bubble wands that you blow.

Speaker 1 30:57

Yeah.

Speaker 2 30:57

And you just happen to get entrapped in this bubble yeah, because that could carry me. Yeah, way up in the sky and then pop, yeah, of course yeah, because that could carry me.

Speaker 1 31:08

Yeah, way up in the sky. Yeah, of course. Yeah, that sounds plausible.

Speaker 2 31:12

Number eight Another death by laughter, but this time watching a comedy show. That's so funny, you literally laugh yourself to death.

Speaker 1 31:22

I mean, that sounds like a good way to die actually.

Speaker 2 31:26

I guess, so You're happy.

Speaker 1 31:28

That's the yeah, that's the way I. That's the best one so far.

Speaker 2 31:34

Sometimes it feels like you might die.

Speaker 1 31:37

Yeah.

Speaker 2 31:37

Because something is so funny.

Speaker 1 31:39

It happened for real. I think it was the movie A Fish Called Wanda. Wanda, yeah, wanda, okay. I think it was in Denmark. One guy went to see that movie and he laughed so hard that he died in the theater.

Speaker 2 31:55

That's a problem.

Speaker 1 31:57

Yeah, and I mean the makers of that movie. I wonder what they feel. I mean, Is it a good thing or a bad thing? I mean, Is it a good thing or a?

Speaker 2 32:07

bad thing. I mean it's bad that he didn't live to give a really good review.

Speaker 1 32:12

Yeah.

Speaker 2 32:13

But it's good that he enjoyed the movie. Yeah, exactly, I mean, I guess it's not the worst way to go, but the feeling of suffocating, I don't know, it's just, it doesn't sound great.

Speaker 1 32:23

No, not true.

Speaker 2 32:26

That's kind of funny though. Yeah, have you ever seen the movie.

Speaker 1 32:30

I haven't seen the whole thing.

Speaker 2 32:32

Because you were afraid of laughing to death.

Speaker 1 32:35

Yeah.

Speaker 2 32:36

Is it on the list?

Speaker 1 32:37

No, maybe it should be it should be Do we want to risk it?

Speaker 2 32:43

Maybe Number nine? This one's very possible. You never know. Alien abduction gone wrong, being abducted by aliens who are just as clueless as you about how to operate their spaceship.

Speaker 1 33:00

Yeah, oh no, incompetent aliens, that's not good.

Speaker 2 33:07

No. How did they get here if? They don't know how to fly their own spaceship.

Speaker 1 33:11

Yeah.

Speaker 2 33:12

Or did they build it here?

Speaker 1 33:14

I don't know. Or I mean, they were probably gonna go somewhere else and just happen to stumble upon Earth. And then, just what's that button? Oh, it's the beamer upper. And oops, that's a guy. Okay, let's bring him and go to the other place. Oh no, we still don't know how to drive this thing and they're like can you help us?

Speaker 2 33:39

and you're like okay, and you fly it right back down to the ground.

Speaker 1 33:43

Yeah, and smash into pieces that moon is coming towards us very fast.

Speaker 2 33:49

Yeah, that's no moon Number 10. Yes, oh, this one might be it actually Okay. Hypnotized by TV, I'm going to throw in phone. Actually Getting so entranced by a TV show that you forget to eat, drink or sleep. Let's throw in YouTube here. Okay, it's on auto next.

Speaker 1 34:14

Yeah, okay, yeah, that sounds about right.

Speaker 2 34:17

You're so obsessed with.

Speaker 1 34:18

YouTube, yeah, and still I'm so far behind. That might be it.

Speaker 2 34:24

Are we deciding that that's it. Yeah, or do you want to think about it?

Speaker 1 34:28

I want to combine that one with YouTube and that.

Speaker 2 34:32

Yeah.

Speaker 1 34:33

With the laughing so hard.

Speaker 2 34:35

Okay.

Speaker 1 34:36

I want a really funny YouTube.

Speaker 2 34:38

You're so hypnotized by YouTube, yeah, that you are laughing really hard. Yeah, and forget to eat, and all that Not the fact that you forget to breathe, but you're also forgetting to eat sleep and drink.

Speaker 1 34:55

Yeah, so those combined. That's my way to go.

Speaker 2 34:59

Okay.

Speaker 1 34:59

Yeah, what do you think about that?

Speaker 2 35:01

That sounds about right. That sounds very possible.

Speaker 1 35:05

Yeah.

Speaker 2 35:05

And that's probably what will happen.

Speaker 1 35:08

Yeah, now you know when I'm dead, it's not really my problem anymore.

Speaker 2 35:13

No, I'm going to go by bubble.

Speaker 1 35:15

Okay, the soap, the soap bubble, soap bubble.

Speaker 2 35:18

Yeah, I'm going to fly away and then I'm going to pop.

Speaker 1 35:21

Yeah, you have the machine. You have the machine. You have a machine, I do have a bubble machine. Yeah.

Speaker 2 35:26

So I'm going to be careful around it. Don't get too close.

Speaker 1 35:32

Oh no.

Speaker 2 35:34

That was that segment.

Speaker 1 35:36

Yes.

Speaker 2 35:37

It was very fun.

Speaker 1 35:38

Yeah, I liked it.

Speaker 2 35:40

Matias, would you like to wrap this up?

Speaker 1 35:45

Yeah, let's do that.

Speaker 2 35:47

All right, when you get to this point of the episode, find a comment box on the number 81 to Roasty Toasty Ghosty post on Instagram. Leave a comment.

Speaker 1 35:59

Yeah.

Speaker 2 36:00

And tell us, first of all tell us who your favorite Spice Girl is Also, and like song or yeah, If you have a favorite song please let me know.

Speaker 1 36:07

First of all, tell us who your favorite Spice Girl is.

Speaker 2 36:08

Also A song. Yeah, if you have a favorite song, please let me know so we can sing it for karaoke sometime.

Speaker 1 36:14

Yeah.

Speaker 2 36:15

And then we'll also be very good friends, not besties, because that slot's already been taken.

Speaker 1 36:22

Yeah, sorry.

Speaker 2 36:23

Yeah, that's your fault.

Speaker 1 36:24

Yeah.

Speaker 2 36:25

But also let me know what you want to learn for next week, because we will be doing a history lesson.

Speaker 1 36:33

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 36:34

So, if you want to learn about something, or literally anything, if you want to know about something, it could be history, it could be science. Yeah, I could go science too. How things work, let us know in that comment box.

Speaker 1 36:49

Yes, please give us some ideas, inspire us.

Speaker 2 36:53

If you want to learn something, let me know.

Speaker 1 36:55

Yeah, we're so open for new ideas.

Speaker 2 36:59

It could be literally anything.

Speaker 1 37:01

Yes, we're begging you, please.

Speaker 2 37:07

We're running dry.

Speaker 1 37:08

Yeah, you heard this episode.

Speaker 2 37:14

This was awful. Okay, Also make sure to hug someone today.

Speaker 1 37:20

And that's all.

Speaker 2 37:21

Yeah, we have live Mad Libs on July 6th. Okay, last I checked, no.

Speaker 1 37:27

No, what? Yeah, yes, what's up? No, it was more like no, it wasn't. What the heck was that? An alien? Hey, you don't know how to drive this spaceship?

Speaker 2 37:44

No, I really don't. Can you please Okay?

Speaker 1 37:46

Take the spaceship?

Speaker 2 37:47

No, I really don't. Can you please? Okay, take the wheel.

Speaker 1 37:52

Jesus, take the wheel. Jesus, jesus, Jesus, jesus. Jesus is gone. Oh no, oh no.

Speaker 2 38:00

Delayed reaction.

Speaker 1 38:01

Oh no, oh, no, okay, no, I was thinking July 6th, that's Sylvester Stallone's birthday.

Speaker 2 38:13

Oh, my God, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 38:16

I know I'm going to have four Words. Yeah, you know.

Speaker 2 38:24

Word themes Theme yeah.

Speaker 1 38:26

I know my theme for that day.

Speaker 2 38:28

All right, good. Also, at some point in the future, we're going to watch Jackie Chan Adventures.

Speaker 1 38:36

Yeah.

Speaker 2 38:36

Episode two of the first season.

Speaker 1 38:39

Yeah.

Speaker 2 38:41

Maybe at some point in life there are over a hundred episodes. We're on the second episode.

Speaker 1 38:47

Yeah.

Speaker 2 38:48

One day we will watch it.

Speaker 1 38:50

Yes.

Speaker 2 38:50

And we'll be back next week with another amazing episode. Yeah.

Speaker 1 38:57

That you can decide if you want to, if you have the guts.

Speaker 2 39:02

I dare you to suggest something. Yeah, and that's it yeah, we hope you have a suggest, something, and that's it. Yeah, we hope you have a great day and, yeah, like I said, we'll be back next week.

Speaker 1 39:13

Yes.

Speaker 2 39:14

Okay, okay, goodbye.

Speaker 1 39:16

Bye-bye.

Speaker 2 39:17

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Speaker 1 39:21

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Speaker 2 39:31

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Speaker 1 39:36

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Speaker 2 39:44

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Speaker 1 39:48

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Speaker 2 39:53

Goodbye Mattias, goodbye Lauren.