[Outtakes] #82

Ever wondered how an impromptu sing-along to Wham!'s "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" could set the stage for an episode packed with laughs and nostalgia? Tune in as we kick off with our hilarious rendition and take you on a joyful ride through memories of classic films like "Planes, Trains and Automobiles." From grumpy rants to head shaving and even comparing matching bruises, our playful chatter keeps things light and fun. And guess what? We’re teasing an upcoming chat about the intense movie "Midsommar," so there's plenty of good stuff to look forward to!

Do you think a rock named "Stan" could become your new summer mascot? Join our whimsical conversation, as we celebrate the season, dive into the quirky Swedish word "bumling," and humorously debate whether to shave or heal a leg. We even toss around the idea of helping others get good grades, but with a funny twist—we're not about to hand out too many A's! With random musings and goofy interjections, this episode is an unpredictable joyride. Don't miss out as we mark the 21st as a special date and wrap things up with some heartfelt advice and a promise of more laughs to come.

Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod

Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!

Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material: 
https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe

Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
 Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

Transcript

Pre-Talk and Singing Duets

Speaker 1 0:00

I start recording right now. That's a good idea, yep, and you want us to do the pre-talk?

Speaker 2 0:10

We're doing some pre-talk now.

Speaker 1 0:12

Yeah.

Speaker 2 0:13

So tell me.

Speaker 1 0:14

Warm-up, that's what you call, it right.

Speaker 2 0:16

Tell me warm-ups.

Speaker 1 0:18

Warm-ups.

Speaker 2 0:22

Can you wake me up?

Speaker 1 0:23

Wake me up before you go. Go, Then you can sing the rest, because I don't know the solo, solo.

Speaker 2 0:30

Okay, good, you got that one. Yeah, am I supposed to?

Speaker 1 0:35

If you want to, Otherwise you don't have to. You decide Okay. Okay, you don't want to. Or are you searching?

Speaker 2 0:46

I'm searching lyrics. Yeah, you put the ah. That's the lyrics. Should have been with you instead. Wake me up before you go go. I'm not playing, no, I have to find the song. Now Put the splinter in.

Speaker 1 1:22

Put the boom boom.

Speaker 2 1:24

Put the boom boom. Put the boom boom in.

Speaker 1 1:26

To your heart.

Speaker 2 1:28

Ow Wham.

Speaker 1 1:31

I didn't even know it was them.

Speaker 2 1:33

Wham, boom, boom into my heart, you said, my soul's gonna holler when your loving starts.

Speaker 2 1:40

She's back into my brain Cause bang, bang, bang my feet are the same. Something's bugging me. And then I'm right. My best friend told me what you did last night Left me sleeping in my bed. I was dreaming I should have been with you instead. Wake me up before you go go. Leave me hanging on like a yo-yo. Wake me up before you go go, don't wanna miss it when you hit that high. Wake me up before you go. Go, cause I'm not planning on going solo. Wake me up before you go go. Take me dancing tonight.

Speaker 2 2:23

I'm at the light. Get the gray skies out of my way. Let the sun shine brighter than the door is stained. Turn the price mark into a flame. Be a firm and never been the same, cause I'm unneeded. I'm your fool. Make me crazy when you act so cool. Come on, baby, let's not fight. We'll go dancing. Everything will be alright. We'll move in tight. We'll go dancing in my round night. No doubt there'll be women, bad, they can dance. We'll stay at home instead. Wake me up before you go go. Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo. Wake me up before you go go, don't want to miss when you die. Wake me up before you go. Go, cause I'm not planning on going solo. Wake me up before you go-go, take me dancing tonight. Wake me up before you go-go, don't you dare leave me hanging on my gayo. Yo, yo, yo, yo, take me dancing. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah, yeah, jitterbug.

Speaker 1 3:51

Yeah, yeah, jitterbug, jitterbug, doodlebug. That's the episode, right.

Speaker 2 3:59

Yeah, we can do it now.

Speaker 1 4:06

I have trouble finding a hole. I found it.

Speaker 2 4:10

Thank you, alright.

Speaker 1 4:15

I'm down.

Speaker 2 4:15

Down, down, down, down down.

Speaker 1 4:17

Okay.

Speaker 2 4:20

Go ahead.

Speaker 1 4:21

It's my fault.

Speaker 2 4:24

Okay.

Speaker 1 4:25

Are you going to be grumpy?

Speaker 2 4:26

No, no, okay, are you going to be grumpy? No, no, no, are you going to start?

Speaker 1 4:28

this. Are you going to be sad?

Speaker 2 4:29

Are you going to start this what?

Speaker 1 4:33

You're going to be like that.

Speaker 2 4:35

I'm not like anything.

Speaker 1 4:36

Okay, good.

Speaker 2 4:38

I'm not anything. I am nothing.

Speaker 1 4:40

Ah, that's what I thought. I suspected it.

Speaker 2 4:45

Yeah, you were right.

Speaker 1 4:49

You can sing if you want to. Maybe, or maybe probably not Messed with the wrong guy. He became friends with me. Yeah that's his.

Speaker 2 5:02

You're messing with the wrong guy.

Speaker 1 5:04

Yeah, that was his mistake.

Speaker 2 5:06

Did you get the reference?

Speaker 1 5:08

What.

Speaker 2 5:08

You're messing with the wrong guy.

Speaker 1 5:11

I know it. Okay, do you know it?

Speaker 2 5:14

I know it.

Speaker 1 5:15

Yeah, good.

Speaker 2 5:16

Okay, so what is it?

Speaker 1 5:18

Okay, you're messing with the wrong guy.

Speaker 2 5:21

Yeah, yeah, go ahead, just say it. What's on the top of your head?

Speaker 1 5:28

No, it's blank now my head is blank.

Speaker 2 5:32

Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 5:32

It's your fault, because you shaved my head.

Speaker 2 5:36

That was a couple weeks ago.

Speaker 1 5:38

Yeah, but it's still blank on spots.

Speaker 2 5:40

Okay.

Speaker 1 5:41

Some spots never gonna have hair again.

Speaker 2 5:44

No.

Speaker 1 5:44

So no, you have to tell me.

Speaker 2 5:46

Planes, trains and automobiles.

Speaker 1 5:48

Ah yeah, it's a good movie.

Speaker 2 5:52

Wake me up before you go-go, don't wanna miss it when you hit the high. Okay, wake me up before you go-go Tony's.

Speaker 1 6:07

Yeah, that's all I had to say about that.

Speaker 2 6:11

Okay.

Speaker 1 6:12

He's a good Get. What's the word in English? Like permission, feels in love. No, he doesn't feel her up, but he falls in love with her too. Very um lagligt, convenient, convenient. I'm sorry, I just had something in my eye. Yeah, I've seen worse.

Speaker 2 6:40

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 6:41

And.

Speaker 2 6:41

Glasses are off.

Speaker 1 6:43

What was that? Your glasses are off.

Speaker 2 6:46

Mm.

Speaker 1 6:46

Okay yeah look, glasses are off, okay.

Speaker 2 6:50

Yeah, look at my knees.

Speaker 1 6:52

Yeah.

Speaker 2 6:53

I have like matching bruises. Yeah, I have to sit like this Okay.

Speaker 1 6:58

Like a gargoyle. Yeah, that's it what I'm going to fall over.

Speaker 2 7:03

I'm going to break my knees now.

Speaker 1 7:05

Yeah, a few people.

Speaker 2 7:07

I have to sit up here.

Speaker 1 7:10

Very cool. Yeah, I also so thirsty Okay.

Speaker 2 7:25

You're the one who blew it.

Speaker 1 7:26

Yeah, that's impressive.

Speaker 2 7:28

Yeah, it's very impressive.

Speaker 1 7:32

Okay, okay, I'm going to take the last one.

Speaker 2 7:35

All right, you finished your sips. You know what that means. It's time to wrap this up.

Speaker 1 7:42

I want to know about Midsommar first. They don't want to hear you chewing on your thumb.

Speaker 2 7:51

Um, you know I'm bad at this.

Speaker 1 7:56

Do you want to?

Speaker 2 7:57

Have I ever told a good story?

Speaker 1 8:00

Yeah.

Speaker 2 8:01

A good history lesson.

Speaker 1 8:03

Ever yeah, the Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 8:05

Yeah, other than the first one Um.

Speaker 1 8:08

No, yeah, no, no, yeah, other than the first one.

Speaker 2 8:10

Um, no, yeah, no, no, that's it, that's it, that's the only good one. No, really.

Speaker 1 8:15

What was the one that you didn't like? Any of them, you were talking about one, yeah.

Speaker 2 8:22

The bras.

Speaker 1 8:23

Oh yeah, the history of bras.

Speaker 2 8:26

Midsommar.

Speaker 1 8:27

Midsommar I also like the Santa one.

Speaker 2 8:30

Okay.

Speaker 1 8:31

And that was a twist, because we didn't know it was actually the rock the whole time.

Speaker 2 8:37

I feel like all of them is a twist in a way. When it comes to the rock, yeah, I stopped touching the table and the podcast became slightly better Okay. Because there was less background noise.

Speaker 1 8:54

Ah, excuse me.

Speaker 2 8:57

You think you're so funny, don't you?

Speaker 1 9:00

I have to burp.

Speaker 2 9:02

You're so funny, funny, okay, okay, once upon a time.

Speaker 1 9:12

Climb yes.

Advice and Silly Banter

Speaker 2 9:14

Hold on, okay, hold on my eyes are dirty Okay. Okay, so what happened?

Speaker 1 9:22

What happened?

Speaker 2 9:23

What happened?

Speaker 1 9:25

They wanted to celebrate in the summer.

Speaker 2 9:27

Yeah, they did.

Speaker 1 9:29

You don't know if it was early or late.

Speaker 2 9:32

No. Or like in the middle, or is there another rock name?

Speaker 1 9:37

No, I think Stan is perfect.

Speaker 2 9:39

Okay, okay, stan Sounds like Stan yeah almost His name was Stan Stan, the Stan Stan Stan. Yeah, almost, his name was Stan.

Speaker 1 9:46

Stan, the Sten, sten, sten I don't know, never mind. Or I mean Klippa, that's like a bigger rock.

Speaker 2 9:55

Isn't that like a cliff? Yeah, I guess. What about a boulder, a big rock?

Speaker 1 10:02

Yeah, I don't know Bumling Sten, that's his name. Know, bumling Sten, that's his name.

Speaker 2 10:07

Okay.

Speaker 1 10:08

Because that's an actual Swedish name.

Speaker 2 10:10

Yeah, what else do you usually have?

Speaker 1 10:15

Like sill, do I have to cut that?

Speaker 2 10:18

No, you really don't Question. Should I shave my legs? No, heal my leg. Does it need to be?

Speaker 1 10:27

shaped? Yep, it needs. No, I'm not even drunk, but it's gross. Yeah, okay, it wouldn't hurt that's what uh munchres has to hump Silly stuff. Silly buddy, silly buddy.

Speaker 2 10:55

Silly buddy Okay what Goofy stuff?

Speaker 1 10:58

Goofy stuff. Yeah, I don't remember what I was going to say Goofy stuff. Yeah, that's it. I don't remember what I was going to say.

Speaker 2 11:12

Can you sing a song?

Speaker 1 11:15

Sing a song, sing a song, sing a song, sing a song, sing a song. I don't know Cheat a bug, bug, bug, bug, cheat a bug, no, I don't know Goofy stuff bug bug, bug, cheatabug, no, I don't know.

Speaker 2 11:28

Kurosawa, goofy stuff.

Speaker 1 11:29

Goofy stuff.

Speaker 2 11:30

Anyway, other things and suggestions.

Speaker 1 11:42

Yeah.

Speaker 2 11:42

I know I just said suggestions, but I'm say it again yeah, you can never say too much no that's impossible um what else?

Speaker 1 11:53

I know it's called impossible, but I I like to say impossible okay. And.

Speaker 2 11:59

A A. What A A? No, the letter A. You want an A in your A's?

Speaker 1 12:12

Yeah you're not going to find an A here. No no not from me. I can fix you that F yeah, that's it. You that F yeah, that's it. But if you want to help people get their A's, sure you do that. But I don't want to be a part of that. I don't want those angry letters sent to me about.

Speaker 2 12:45

I'm getting too many A's. No, I'm going to help you with your F. Shut up, this is dumb. Stop on your A, okay.

Speaker 1 12:53

That's what I say. Just stop it.

Speaker 2 12:57

Just stop. Uh, what else? Uh, okay, yeah, uh, I think I already started and then I just didn't ask.

Speaker 1 13:10

and now I'm asking okay, so I have to move this back, okay because I already gave advice, which is the 21st right yeah that's technically today yeah, that's technically now.

Speaker 2 13:24

So, um, I hope that you have a safe midsummer yeah.