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[Outtakes] #79
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Support the show & get subscriber-only content.Join us as we navigate the chaotic fun of being "mangry" and marvel at our podcast's growth since certain people left. Ever wondered about the movie "Paint Your Wagon" or the musical confusion surrounding "Waitresses"? We've got you covered with our quirky experiences and amusing back-and-forth on workload distribution. Let's not forget the see-through ink debacle, an enigmatic "Deep Mountain man," and a salamander cameo! Wrapping up with a hilarious burping incident from last week's episode, this one promises plenty of laughs and surprises. Tune in for a joyride of casual chat and inside jokes!
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Casual Banter and Inside Jokes
Speaker 1hello. Oh sorry, that was loud hello hello, that's it. Yeah, did you have anything else to say?
Speaker 2bye. No, no, I don't know that's your foot.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2I thought it was a cat yeah, you don't have cats over here no that, that's why it was so weird do you think you were at my place? Yeah, for a second yeah, and I mean, it's not like you had cats where you were.
Speaker 1No, there were dogs.
Speaker 2Yeah, but your instincts told you that my foot was a cat.
Speaker 1I don't know, I can't explain it.
Speaker 2Maybe it's all the cat hair Maybe.
Speaker 1That might be it. Your foot looks like a cat.
Speaker 2Yeah, because it's so hairy.
Speaker 1I thought maybe you were hiding a cat up there looks like a cat. Yeah, because it's so hairy I thought maybe we're hiding a cat up there. I don't know. Oh, what do you have on your mind? Not much, no no are you showing off your muscles? Yeah, okay, yep, I saw them, they were there okay, it was more showing off my fat. Oh, yep, that's still there too.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1It hasn't gone anywhere.
Speaker 2You're like whoa he has a lot of fat.
Speaker 1I can hear better now. Yeah, no, that's not what I was thinking. It was more like it's the same amount.
Speaker 2Yeah, okay, you could hear my fat.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2It's such a good microphone that you can hear our fat.
Speaker 1That's disgusting. I really hope not, no.
Speaker 2That's our fat. No, no, no. But you can hear us breathe, or at least me.
Speaker 1I don't know I hear myself breathe all the time.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Oh my god.
Speaker 2You start to cry. Oh my god.
Speaker 1What is the plan for today?
Speaker 2Nothing. No, I don't think we have a plan.
Speaker 1We don't have a plan, so back on track.
Speaker 2Yeah, exactly. Wait, what is today? 79?
Speaker 1Yeah, is there anything special for 79?
Speaker 2No, I don't think so what's 80?
Speaker 180, I think is my birthday episode. Okay, yeah, maybe. Because, tomorrow's the first We'll be going live tomorrow, and then that means Tuesday is the fourth, yeah, and then that Friday is the 80th, 80th, 80th, 80th that we'll be recording, and what's the date then?
Speaker 2Right On Friday, on Friday Next week, week, next week, what? What was the time? Well, tuesday is the fourth, I think yeah, this is the last right, so it should be like the sixth six right. Well, no, seven. Tuesday seven. Wednesday th Seven Seven.
Speaker 1And then my birthday lands on a day in the next week, I think.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Is it Wednesday or Thursday? You know, we do have a thing called calendars that we can always just pull up and take a look at. So my birthday's on the Thursday.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So next week you gotta come up with something fun for my birthday, Okay, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2So next week you gotta come up with something fun for my birthday. Okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1So that means that we have nothing special for today other than maybe a Mad Lib?
Speaker 2Yeah, that's true, because we're doing that tomorrow, yeah, so that sounds like a good plan.
Speaker 1After rubbing my eyes so much it stings. Now my eye stings.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2No, I'm just thinking. Do you have like pointy eyes that can sting?
Speaker 1What Pointy eyes that can sting.
Speaker 2Yeah, you know sting.
Speaker 1Oh, like a bee. Yeah, no, no, they hurt.
Speaker 2Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1Not like a bee.
Speaker 2No okay, bee no okay okay, so fun things only well, you're gonna go through what you did the last couple weeks um, aren't you, or I mean I?
Speaker 1I guess I can during the second half okay, yeah, yeah, so, yeah.
Speaker 2So the first one we're just going to do what we usually do.
Speaker 1Yeah, what was that?
Speaker 2Your face.
Speaker 1I don't know, I don't think I made that face. Okay, I won't believe you. Do you want some?
Speaker 2candy. Wait, I took a picture actually.
Speaker 1No, no, you can't do that. Have some candy, matias.
Speaker 2Take the broken one. No one wants the broken one.
Speaker 1Eating some Reese's Pieces.
Speaker 2Reese's Pieces.
Speaker 1Please no, no one wants to hear that.
Speaker 2I think so I got my fans. What fans? The ones who listened to the last couple episodes and thought it was great.
Speaker 1That was me.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh, okay, I'm goofy. The character no. I can't no, okay, mm-hmm, the character.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm. No, I can't no, okay, I was hoping.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's so weird how in Sweden his name is not like Goofy, it's like long leg, mm-hmm, long been.
Speaker 1Yeah, pretty weird. Yeah, he does have long leg, long ben, yeah pretty weird yeah. He does have long legs.
Speaker 2Yeah, so that's his name in Sweden. Yeah, fun fact.
Speaker 1I'm not ready, so I'm taking a different beverage.
Speaker 2Okay, Okay so. And Donald Duck, that's Kalle Anka.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2And Mickey Mouse, that's Musse Pig.
Speaker 1That's weird. Yeah, how should we start this?
Speaker 2What more Disney teen? Characters do we have?
Speaker 1I bumped the table. Oh no, that's not a good title.
Speaker 2No, no, I know that's an awful title. I'm content.
Speaker 1That's a good title yeah.
Speaker 2Be Something Halloweeny. Now, that's a great title.
Speaker 1Yes, it was good. Yes, mm-. Yes, it was good. Yes, mm-hmm, it was good. But then I came along and you said pick a title.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So I did, and it wasn't the one you liked.
Speaker 2No, but it wasn't just like that. I also said you know, this title is like a very good title for this episode. And you're like no, not really, so you picked another one yeah, yeah, we're never dropping this no, I don't think so okay are we gonna fight over it forever?
Speaker 1no okay, only when you bring it up yeah okay, are we gonna start this? The fight no, please don't not now, okay bad timing, yeah bad title all right, all right, I was trying to, you know, stay in a good mood for this, so shut up okay, that's a good title. What Shut up?
Speaker 2Really not, because you say it all the time. I do but I like it when you say it the way you usually say it. Shut up yeah, that's the funny way to say it Shut up.
Speaker 1Are we going to start this?
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1How do you want to start it?
Speaker 2With mixed reviews. You liked it.
Speaker 1I did. I did.
Speaker 2That's something You're a miss.
Speaker 1You misunderstand me.
Speaker 2So good, okay. Oh, I'm sorry, no, you said like okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, you don't have to. That's not what I meant.
Speaker 2Okay, enough of that, enough of that, enough of your saying it's so good Okay.
Speaker 1And you are Matias? Yeah, whoops. You want to say that you are Matias? Yeah, whoops. You want to say that you're Matias because I played with the table.
Speaker 2You are Matias.
Speaker 1No, no, no, you are Matias Ah.
Speaker 2You are Matias.
Speaker 1You're Matias.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 1You get to be Matias this time, okay, and?
Speaker 2I am Mighty Ass Mighty.
Speaker 1Mighty Ass.
Speaker 2Mighty Ass. I Ass Mighty Ass.
Speaker 1I am the Mighty Ass.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, that's what you can call me from now on.
Speaker 1And we are going to be your best friends for the next five hours or so.
Speaker 2Yeah, and you're the thighs, yes.
Speaker 1Lauren.
Speaker 2I'm trying. You're the thighs. Yes, lauren.
Speaker 1I'm trying to get this rolling.
Speaker 2Shut up Lauren and the Mighty Ass. Now that's a good title.
Speaker 1Oh, my God.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Okay, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2You're editing this so. I know you will cut all that.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Because it's funny, I said, oh okay.
Speaker 1That's what she said.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Isn't it?
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, why is it?
Speaker 1Oh my God, why do you do this to me?
Speaker 2That's what she said.
Speaker 1I mean sometimes Thank you. You're going to eat while I'm talking, yeah.
Speaker 2Oh, my god Is that how I eat. No, hmm, you're gonna eat while I'm talking oh my god, is that something okay?
Speaker 1no eating while recording. Okay, I said I am. I am so excited to be back oh good, very good very good yeah, yeah, that's my answer. How are you yeah?
Speaker 2what? Uh, no, I've been tired and so, and you can hide behind the microphone, so it looks. So it looks like you have a very big nose, okay, yeah, but yeah, I'm, I'm okay, I'm good okay let's move.
Speaker 1I like this gesture.
Speaker 2I need to use my hands.
Speaker 1You're really trying to get the point across. Yeah, I'm really annoyed by this line now I think the listeners can see my hand movements. So that's where.
Speaker 2Maybe it creates some kind of echo Hello, hello, hello, hello hello.
Speaker 1You think your hands create an echo?
Speaker 2Yeah, maybe I don't think so. They're like walls.
Speaker 1All right, they're not.
Speaker 2It's a wall here now.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2You can talk. You can still hear me, okay, so let's move on.
Speaker 1Thank you Silence, she said, or something I don't know, what she said.
Speaker 2What did she say? Death becomes her.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's good to be back. Yeah, okay, anyway.
Speaker 2I'm going to think about like, oh, what else has she been in? Okay, she's good.
Speaker 1Okay, anything else.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1All right. So this movie, meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn Goldie, do you love me?
Speaker 2She's such a fucking vacuum box what.
Speaker 1Do you want one? Take one, please.
Speaker 2I wanted an orange one, okay, sorry. They're all the same but.
Speaker 1I wanted an a normal job, okay.
Speaker 2I'm still thinking about what movies.
Speaker 1Okay, okay.
Speaker 2You can keep on going and. I will interrupt you with titles. Okay, Han. Yeah, you're the one squeaking now, oh no.
Speaker 1We have squeaky chair problems.
Speaker 2Yeah, when your problem disappeared. Now I'm the problem.
Speaker 1You are a problem.
Speaker 2Yes, I am, I'm thinking.
Speaker 1You're backing away.
Speaker 2I'm thinking.
Speaker 1Yeah, now that you're trying, it's not going to happen. No, Okay. Ew Stop here.
Speaker 2Thank you, you're disgusting. Okay, so the next one is Not while you're eating.
Speaker 1Wait, don't do it. What? What are you doing?
Speaker 2I'm waiting for you to take a sip and so I can start to talk.
Speaker 1Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2Okay, very ill Sick, ill, sick. What?
Speaker 1What. I'm letting you work it out. Yeah, what's the difference? It's the same word.
Speaker 2Okay, it's no difference. No, okay, that's what I was wondering. Yeah, that is very sick. Some people, you know, looks like douches. That guy didn't really do that for me. What's a better term for it?
Speaker 1I don't know a jerk.
Speaker 2Yeah, okay, like, what do you say? I'm trying to find the word. Yeah, like, so the religious song, religious song. Yeah, so that's my okay, okay, okay what?
Speaker 1I'm gonna keep going. Okay, what, what?
Speaker 2I didn't say anything no, but you look at me.
Speaker 1Okay, okay, what, what? I didn't say anything.
Speaker 2No, but you look at me.
Speaker 1Yeah, sorry, sometimes I do that.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's a problem.
Speaker 1Okay, so what are we going to talk?
Speaker 2about. We haven't really. We don't have much of plans. We have the Mad Libs.
Speaker 1Right, we're going to do that later though. Yeah, so Maybe.
Speaker 2Maybe much of plants. We have the mad libs right. We're gonna do that later, yeah, so maybe, maybe, what, maybe okay, or maybe you can like, or maybe or maybe you can or it's funny how I can talk about this way easier than when Smudge died. Yeah.
Speaker 1I couldn't talk about that for weeks.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1But this is fine.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1So yeah, I'm burping.
Speaker 2Yeah, I heard, I heard, you heard I heard that I heard, so I'm going to heard.
Speaker 1I heard that you heard Um so.
Speaker 2I'm going to take a sip.
Speaker 1Okay, and then um, um, did you want to take another sip?
Speaker 2Uh, I was thinking about it, mm-hmm, and I'm going to do that, so good.
Speaker 1So good, mm. What'd you ask? Why, why?
Speaker 2Am I not allowed to burp?
Speaker 1Not when I'm talking about my mom's memorial service. Okay, we have rules.
Speaker 2Okay, I didn't read through the rules.
Speaker 1The manual, the rules. Okay, I didn't read through the rules the manual.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah you, you gave me a binder today with the rules right I didn't read through it, I'm sorry oh no, you better get to that.
Speaker 1Yeah, uh, yeah, so um, I had you on messenger yeah if you want to talk to Matias, he's on Messenger.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's what I should have said here he is.
Speaker 1Here he is.
Speaker 2And Matias is going to have a speech. Limerick time.
Speaker 1And Matias wrote a limerick just for this occasion. Yeah, but it's who will?
Speaker 2take care of that. I'm assuming my sister yeah, by herself, no, no, maybe she gets some help she has a husband yeah, true, uh. What's gonna happen with the house? She might move in, oh okay, like for uh, she's gonna abandon the other place, or?
Speaker 1well, abandon. I don't know, maybe just move out and move into mom's place.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's what I mean okay she's gonna sell the other place or whatever, or if they are renting. I don't know what's this I mean they're gonna leave the other place.
Speaker 1Yeah well, nothing's really set in stone the house does need to get renovated a lot before anyone's moving in.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1But yeah, Um, has it really only been 15 minutes For what Since I since this?
Speaker 2part started. No, it was like 47, at 47, right. Was it Wasn't it, mate. I don't know I think so. So then it's like half an hour almost.
Speaker 1Oh no, Don't destroy that.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean the people who are like 10 centimeters are going to be furious when they see that.
Speaker 1Let's see if there's anything to do here perfect yes excuse me, I need a pen okay when are we gonna watch jack Jackie Chan again?
Speaker 2I don't know Tomorrow, jackie Chan Adventures.
Speaker 1We're going to go live, and then we're going to go live again. Huh yeah.
Speaker 2No, maybe not, Maybe not, maybe not, maybe not, maybe not, maybe not, maybe not, maybe not.
Speaker 1You can do better than that.
Speaker 2Maybe not, maybe not.
Speaker 1You just sound angry, angry, angry.
Speaker 2Mangry.
Speaker 1Man angry.
Speaker 2Mangry Mangry, man angry Mangry.
Speaker 1Mangry.
Speaker 2I'm an angry man.
Speaker 1Yeah, you're mangry, yeah.
Speaker 2So you, I'm angry.
Speaker 1Well, I'm angry yeah.
Speaker 2Well, I'm angry, I'm just thinking I'm sorry. Did you ever know if they started to listen to the podcast?
Speaker 1I don't know if they ever did, no, but it would be cool. I mean, once they left, the numbers started rising. Okay, so I'm hoping.
Speaker 2But I don't remember what that was called.
Speaker 1There was a musical on the list of movies on the airplane called Waitresses.
Speaker 2That's not on the list. Okay.
Speaker 1But it looked like it could have been fun.
Speaker 2I'm sorry, I just have to.
Speaker 1You have to.
Speaker 2I do, that's just how it is I just have to yeah. Colleen, it's Eastwood. I just have to look up his. It's really embarrassing, I know.
Speaker 1This is embarrassing. Why don't you know things?
Speaker 2I don't know. Escape, no, that's verb. Okay. So here's the musical that I was thinking of. Okay, it's called Paint your Wagon.
Speaker 1All right.
Speaker 2It's a comedy, drama, musical, western kind of movie.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2Um, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 1I'll add it. Go ahead, please do.
Speaker 2I'll add it.
Speaker 1Please do yeah and waitresses.
Speaker 2Waitresses.
Speaker 1Yes, okay, yeah, and waitresses, waitresses yes, okay, you can take the second half right. It's the least amount of work.
Speaker 2I've taken so much I know, but I'm so busy. I was looking forward to not doing any of that.
Speaker 1But it's like hardly anything.
Speaker 2So why can't you do it?
Speaker 1Because I'm going to be busy with the first half and I'm working.
Speaker 2Okay, and trying to sleep. Mm-hmm, I know the feeling. Okay, fine.
Speaker 1Um, how's it going?
Speaker 2It's difficult.
Speaker 1Is it a difficult word?
Speaker 2No, it's difficult to write because the yeah it's the words, aren't that? You know they're a little bit.
Speaker 1The line is too short.
Speaker 2No, it's just that the, not the paint, but the ink is like a see-through. Oh okay.
Speaker 1Okay, why Ink is like a see-through. Oh, okay, yeah, okay Um.
Speaker 2I I.
Speaker 1Why.
Speaker 2I think you know that this is supposed to be salamander. You're gonna read this, right.
Speaker 1Yeah, I got this.
Speaker 2Brick.
Speaker 1House Without the house, just a brick Uh.
Speaker 2Uh, exclamation, exclamation, exclamation. Sounds like someone we know at work. I guess so Deep Mountain man.
Speaker 1Deep Mountain man.
Speaker 2Are we about done?
Speaker 1that's what I was waiting for except worse oh you can get all mad because the movie died yeah she uh fuck it then.
Speaker 2Yeah, she and I would be such even worse enemies oh my God, yeah, no kidding. Okay, be there.
Speaker 1I'm up here. Okay, all right, matias.
Speaker 2Yes, now you're down there.
Speaker 1Um, uh, um, uh, uh, oh, god and uh.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, by the way, with the burping, it was kind of funny how in the last week's episode, uh, you were burping and heather said I, I didn't want to be gross or something like that, but when I went to find a cat I heard she was burping because it was recording.
Speaker 1so but she wasn't gross since I wasn't there, right, yeah.
Speaker 2It was kind of funny though.
