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June 07, 2024 Lauren & Mattias Episode 79
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Jun 07, 2024 Episode 79
Lauren & Mattias

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Ever had a mix-up involving cats and hairy feet? We kick off this hilariously spontaneous episode with just that kind of laugh-out-loud story! Buckle up as we share tales of mistaken identities and embark on a fun-filled conversation, celebrating our 80th episode and a special birthday. Get ready for some playful teasing, candy talk, and intriguing Swedish names for Disney characters. We'll also brainstorm future episode themes, ensuring a blend of laughter and light-hearted banter that you won't want to miss.

Join us as we navigate the chaotic fun of being "mangry" and marvel at our podcast's growth since certain people left. Ever wondered about the movie "Paint Your Wagon" or the musical confusion surrounding "Waitresses"? We've got you covered with our quirky experiences and amusing back-and-forth on workload distribution. Let's not forget the see-through ink debacle, an enigmatic "Deep Mountain man," and a salamander cameo! Wrapping up with a hilarious burping incident from last week's episode, this one promises plenty of laughs and surprises. Tune in for a joyride of casual chat and inside jokes!

Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

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Ever had a mix-up involving cats and hairy feet? We kick off this hilariously spontaneous episode with just that kind of laugh-out-loud story! Buckle up as we share tales of mistaken identities and embark on a fun-filled conversation, celebrating our 80th episode and a special birthday. Get ready for some playful teasing, candy talk, and intriguing Swedish names for Disney characters. We'll also brainstorm future episode themes, ensuring a blend of laughter and light-hearted banter that you won't want to miss.

Join us as we navigate the chaotic fun of being "mangry" and marvel at our podcast's growth since certain people left. Ever wondered about the movie "Paint Your Wagon" or the musical confusion surrounding "Waitresses"? We've got you covered with our quirky experiences and amusing back-and-forth on workload distribution. Let's not forget the see-through ink debacle, an enigmatic "Deep Mountain man," and a salamander cameo! Wrapping up with a hilarious burping incident from last week's episode, this one promises plenty of laughs and surprises. Tune in for a joyride of casual chat and inside jokes!

Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

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Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

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Speaker 1:

hello. Oh sorry, that was loud hello hello, that's it. Yeah, did you have anything else to say?

Speaker 2:

bye. No, no, I don't know that's your foot.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

I thought it was a cat yeah, you don't have cats over here no that, that's why it was so weird do you think you were at my place? Yeah, for a second yeah, and I mean, it's not like you had cats where you were.

Speaker 1:

No, there were dogs.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but your instincts told you that my foot was a cat.

Speaker 1:

I don't know, I can't explain it.

Speaker 2:

Maybe it's all the cat hair Maybe.

Speaker 1:

That might be it. Your foot looks like a cat.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, because it's so hairy.

Speaker 1:

I thought maybe you were hiding a cat up there looks like a cat. Yeah, because it's so hairy I thought maybe we're hiding a cat up there. I don't know. Oh, what do you have on your mind? Not much, no no are you showing off your muscles? Yeah, okay, yep, I saw them, they were there okay, it was more showing off my fat. Oh, yep, that's still there too.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

It hasn't gone anywhere.

Speaker 2:

You're like whoa he has a lot of fat.

Speaker 1:

I can hear better now. Yeah, no, that's not what I was thinking. It was more like it's the same amount.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay, you could hear my fat.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

It's such a good microphone that you can hear our fat.

Speaker 1:

That's disgusting. I really hope not, no.

Speaker 2:

That's our fat. No, no, no. But you can hear us breathe, or at least me.

Speaker 1:

I don't know I hear myself breathe all the time.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Oh my god.

Speaker 2:

You start to cry. Oh my god.

Speaker 1:

What is the plan for today?

Speaker 2:

Nothing. No, I don't think we have a plan.

Speaker 1:

We don't have a plan, so back on track.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, exactly. Wait, what is today? 79?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, is there anything special for 79?

Speaker 2:

No, I don't think so what's 80?

Speaker 1:

80, I think is my birthday episode. Okay, yeah, maybe. Because, tomorrow's the first We'll be going live tomorrow, and then that means Tuesday is the fourth, yeah, and then that Friday is the 80th, 80th, 80th, 80th that we'll be recording, and what's the date then?

Speaker 2:

Right On Friday, on Friday Next week, week, next week, what? What was the time? Well, tuesday is the fourth, I think yeah, this is the last right, so it should be like the sixth six right. Well, no, seven. Tuesday seven. Wednesday th Seven Seven.

Speaker 1:

And then my birthday lands on a day in the next week, I think.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Is it Wednesday or Thursday? You know, we do have a thing called calendars that we can always just pull up and take a look at. So my birthday's on the Thursday.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So next week you gotta come up with something fun for my birthday, Okay, Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2:

So next week you gotta come up with something fun for my birthday. Okay, okay, yeah.

Speaker 1:

So that means that we have nothing special for today other than maybe a Mad Lib?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's true, because we're doing that tomorrow, yeah, so that sounds like a good plan.

Speaker 1:

After rubbing my eyes so much it stings. Now my eye stings.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

No, I'm just thinking. Do you have like pointy eyes that can sting?

Speaker 1:

What Pointy eyes that can sting.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you know sting.

Speaker 1:

Oh, like a bee. Yeah, no, no, they hurt.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1:

Not like a bee.

Speaker 2:

No okay, bee no okay okay, so fun things only well, you're gonna go through what you did the last couple weeks um, aren't you, or I mean I?

Speaker 1:

I guess I can during the second half okay, yeah, yeah, so, yeah.

Speaker 2:

So the first one we're just going to do what we usually do.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, what was that?

Speaker 2:

Your face.

Speaker 1:

I don't know, I don't think I made that face. Okay, I won't believe you. Do you want some?

Speaker 2:

candy. Wait, I took a picture actually.

Speaker 1:

No, no, you can't do that. Have some candy, matias.

Speaker 2:

Take the broken one. No one wants the broken one.

Speaker 1:

Eating some Reese's Pieces.

Speaker 2:

Reese's Pieces.

Speaker 1:

Please no, no one wants to hear that.

Speaker 2:

I think so I got my fans. What fans? The ones who listened to the last couple episodes and thought it was great.

Speaker 1:

That was me.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, oh, okay, I'm goofy. The character no. I can't no, okay, mm-hmm, the character.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm. No, I can't no, okay, I was hoping.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's so weird how in Sweden his name is not like Goofy, it's like long leg, mm-hmm, long been.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, pretty weird. Yeah, he does have long leg, long ben, yeah pretty weird yeah. He does have long legs.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so that's his name in Sweden. Yeah, fun fact.

Speaker 1:

I'm not ready, so I'm taking a different beverage.

Speaker 2:

Okay, Okay so. And Donald Duck, that's Kalle Anka.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

And Mickey Mouse, that's Musse Pig.

Speaker 1:

That's weird. Yeah, how should we start this?

Speaker 2:

What more Disney teen? Characters do we have?

Speaker 1:

I bumped the table. Oh no, that's not a good title.

Speaker 2:

No, no, I know that's an awful title. I'm content.

Speaker 1:

That's a good title yeah.

Speaker 2:

Be Something Halloweeny. Now, that's a great title.

Speaker 1:

Yes, it was good. Yes, mm-. Yes, it was good. Yes, mm-hmm, it was good. But then I came along and you said pick a title.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So I did, and it wasn't the one you liked.

Speaker 2:

No, but it wasn't just like that. I also said you know, this title is like a very good title for this episode. And you're like no, not really, so you picked another one yeah, yeah, we're never dropping this no, I don't think so okay are we gonna fight over it forever?

Speaker 1:

no okay, only when you bring it up yeah okay, are we gonna start this? The fight no, please don't not now, okay bad timing, yeah bad title all right, all right, I was trying to, you know, stay in a good mood for this, so shut up okay, that's a good title. What Shut up?

Speaker 2:

Really not, because you say it all the time. I do but I like it when you say it the way you usually say it. Shut up yeah, that's the funny way to say it Shut up.

Speaker 1:

Are we going to start this?

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

How do you want to start it?

Speaker 2:

With mixed reviews. You liked it.

Speaker 1:

I did. I did.

Speaker 2:

That's something You're a miss.

Speaker 1:

You misunderstand me.

Speaker 2:

So good, okay. Oh, I'm sorry, no, you said like okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you don't have to. That's not what I meant.

Speaker 2:

Okay, enough of that, enough of that, enough of your saying it's so good Okay.

Speaker 1:

And you are Matias? Yeah, whoops. You want to say that you are Matias? Yeah, whoops. You want to say that you're Matias because I played with the table.

Speaker 2:

You are Matias.

Speaker 1:

No, no, no, you are Matias Ah.

Speaker 2:

You are Matias.

Speaker 1:

You're Matias.

Speaker 2:

Oh.

Speaker 1:

You get to be Matias this time, okay, and?

Speaker 2:

I am Mighty Ass Mighty.

Speaker 1:

Mighty Ass.

Speaker 2:

Mighty Ass. I Ass Mighty Ass.

Speaker 1:

I am the Mighty Ass.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, that's what you can call me from now on.

Speaker 1:

And we are going to be your best friends for the next five hours or so.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and you're the thighs, yes.

Speaker 1:

Lauren.

Speaker 2:

I'm trying. You're the thighs. Yes, lauren.

Speaker 1:

I'm trying to get this rolling.

Speaker 2:

Shut up Lauren and the Mighty Ass. Now that's a good title.

Speaker 1:

Oh, my God.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Okay, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 2:

You're editing this so. I know you will cut all that.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Because it's funny, I said, oh okay.

Speaker 1:

That's what she said.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Isn't it?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, why is it?

Speaker 1:

Oh my God, why do you do this to me?

Speaker 2:

That's what she said.

Speaker 1:

I mean sometimes Thank you. You're going to eat while I'm talking, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Oh, my god Is that how I eat. No, hmm, you're gonna eat while I'm talking oh my god, is that something okay?

Speaker 1:

no eating while recording. Okay, I said I am. I am so excited to be back oh good, very good very good yeah, yeah, that's my answer. How are you yeah?

Speaker 2:

what? Uh, no, I've been tired and so, and you can hide behind the microphone, so it looks. So it looks like you have a very big nose, okay, yeah, but yeah, I'm, I'm okay, I'm good okay let's move.

Speaker 1:

I like this gesture.

Speaker 2:

I need to use my hands.

Speaker 1:

You're really trying to get the point across. Yeah, I'm really annoyed by this line now I think the listeners can see my hand movements. So that's where.

Speaker 2:

Maybe it creates some kind of echo Hello, hello, hello, hello hello.

Speaker 1:

You think your hands create an echo?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, maybe I don't think so. They're like walls.

Speaker 1:

All right, they're not.

Speaker 2:

It's a wall here now.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

You can talk. You can still hear me, okay, so let's move on.

Speaker 1:

Thank you Silence, she said, or something I don't know, what she said.

Speaker 2:

What did she say? Death becomes her.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's good to be back. Yeah, okay, anyway.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to think about like, oh, what else has she been in? Okay, she's good.

Speaker 1:

Okay, anything else.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

All right. So this movie, meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn Goldie, do you love me?

Speaker 2:

She's such a fucking vacuum box what.

Speaker 1:

Do you want one? Take one, please.

Speaker 2:

I wanted an orange one, okay, sorry. They're all the same but.

Speaker 1:

I wanted an a normal job, okay.

Speaker 2:

I'm still thinking about what movies.

Speaker 1:

Okay, okay.

Speaker 2:

You can keep on going and. I will interrupt you with titles. Okay, Han. Yeah, you're the one squeaking now, oh no.

Speaker 1:

We have squeaky chair problems.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, when your problem disappeared. Now I'm the problem.

Speaker 1:

You are a problem.

Speaker 2:

Yes, I am, I'm thinking.

Speaker 1:

You're backing away.

Speaker 2:

I'm thinking.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, now that you're trying, it's not going to happen. No, Okay. Ew Stop here.

Speaker 2:

Thank you, you're disgusting. Okay, so the next one is Not while you're eating.

Speaker 1:

Wait, don't do it. What? What are you doing?

Speaker 2:

I'm waiting for you to take a sip and so I can start to talk.

Speaker 1:

Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 2:

Okay, very ill Sick, ill, sick. What?

Speaker 1:

What. I'm letting you work it out. Yeah, what's the difference? It's the same word.

Speaker 2:

Okay, it's no difference. No, okay, that's what I was wondering. Yeah, that is very sick. Some people, you know, looks like douches. That guy didn't really do that for me. What's a better term for it?

Speaker 1:

I don't know a jerk.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay, like, what do you say? I'm trying to find the word. Yeah, like, so the religious song, religious song. Yeah, so that's my okay, okay, okay what?

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna keep going. Okay, what, what?

Speaker 2:

I didn't say anything no, but you look at me.

Speaker 1:

Okay, okay, what, what? I didn't say anything.

Speaker 2:

No, but you look at me.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, sorry, sometimes I do that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's a problem.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so what are we going to talk?

Speaker 2:

about. We haven't really. We don't have much of plans. We have the Mad Libs.

Speaker 1:

Right, we're going to do that later though. Yeah, so Maybe.

Speaker 2:

Maybe much of plants. We have the mad libs right. We're gonna do that later, yeah, so maybe, maybe, what, maybe okay, or maybe you can like, or maybe or maybe you can or it's funny how I can talk about this way easier than when Smudge died. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I couldn't talk about that for weeks.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

But this is fine.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

So yeah, I'm burping.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I heard, I heard, you heard I heard that I heard, so I'm going to heard.

Speaker 1:

I heard that you heard Um so.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to take a sip.

Speaker 1:

Okay, and then um, um, did you want to take another sip?

Speaker 2:

Uh, I was thinking about it, mm-hmm, and I'm going to do that, so good.

Speaker 1:

So good, mm. What'd you ask? Why, why?

Speaker 2:

Am I not allowed to burp?

Speaker 1:

Not when I'm talking about my mom's memorial service. Okay, we have rules.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I didn't read through the rules.

Speaker 1:

The manual, the rules. Okay, I didn't read through the rules the manual.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah you, you gave me a binder today with the rules right I didn't read through it, I'm sorry oh no, you better get to that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, uh, yeah, so um, I had you on messenger yeah if you want to talk to Matias, he's on Messenger.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's what I should have said here he is.

Speaker 1:

Here he is.

Speaker 2:

And Matias is going to have a speech. Limerick time.

Speaker 1:

And Matias wrote a limerick just for this occasion. Yeah, but it's who will?

Speaker 2:

take care of that. I'm assuming my sister yeah, by herself, no, no, maybe she gets some help she has a husband yeah, true, uh. What's gonna happen with the house? She might move in, oh okay, like for uh, she's gonna abandon the other place, or?

Speaker 1:

well, abandon. I don't know, maybe just move out and move into mom's place.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's what I mean okay she's gonna sell the other place or whatever, or if they are renting. I don't know what's this I mean they're gonna leave the other place.

Speaker 1:

Yeah well, nothing's really set in stone the house does need to get renovated a lot before anyone's moving in.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

But yeah, Um, has it really only been 15 minutes For what Since I since this?

Speaker 2:

part started. No, it was like 47, at 47, right. Was it Wasn't it, mate. I don't know I think so. So then it's like half an hour almost.

Speaker 1:

Oh no, Don't destroy that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I mean the people who are like 10 centimeters are going to be furious when they see that.

Speaker 1:

Let's see if there's anything to do here perfect yes excuse me, I need a pen okay when are we gonna watch jack Jackie Chan again?

Speaker 2:

I don't know Tomorrow, jackie Chan Adventures.

Speaker 1:

We're going to go live, and then we're going to go live again. Huh yeah.

Speaker 2:

No, maybe not, Maybe not, maybe not, maybe not, maybe not, maybe not, maybe not, maybe not.

Speaker 1:

You can do better than that.

Speaker 2:

Maybe not, maybe not.

Speaker 1:

You just sound angry, angry, angry.

Speaker 2:

Mangry.

Speaker 1:

Man angry.

Speaker 2:

Mangry Mangry, man angry Mangry.

Speaker 1:

Mangry.

Speaker 2:

I'm an angry man.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you're mangry, yeah.

Speaker 2:

So you, I'm angry.

Speaker 1:

Well, I'm angry yeah.

Speaker 2:

Well, I'm angry, I'm just thinking I'm sorry. Did you ever know if they started to listen to the podcast?

Speaker 1:

I don't know if they ever did, no, but it would be cool. I mean, once they left, the numbers started rising. Okay, so I'm hoping.

Speaker 2:

But I don't remember what that was called.

Speaker 1:

There was a musical on the list of movies on the airplane called Waitresses.

Speaker 2:

That's not on the list. Okay.

Speaker 1:

But it looked like it could have been fun.

Speaker 2:

I'm sorry, I just have to.

Speaker 1:

You have to.

Speaker 2:

I do, that's just how it is I just have to yeah. Colleen, it's Eastwood. I just have to look up his. It's really embarrassing, I know.

Speaker 1:

This is embarrassing. Why don't you know things?

Speaker 2:

I don't know. Escape, no, that's verb. Okay. So here's the musical that I was thinking of. Okay, it's called Paint your Wagon.

Speaker 1:

All right.

Speaker 2:

It's a comedy, drama, musical, western kind of movie.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

Um, yeah, maybe.

Speaker 1:

I'll add it. Go ahead, please do.

Speaker 2:

I'll add it.

Speaker 1:

Please do yeah and waitresses.

Speaker 2:

Waitresses.

Speaker 1:

Yes, okay, yeah, and waitresses, waitresses yes, okay, you can take the second half right. It's the least amount of work.

Speaker 2:

I've taken so much I know, but I'm so busy. I was looking forward to not doing any of that.

Speaker 1:

But it's like hardly anything.

Speaker 2:

So why can't you do it?

Speaker 1:

Because I'm going to be busy with the first half and I'm working.

Speaker 2:

Okay, and trying to sleep. Mm-hmm, I know the feeling. Okay, fine.

Speaker 1:

Um, how's it going?

Speaker 2:

It's difficult.

Speaker 1:

Is it a difficult word?

Speaker 2:

No, it's difficult to write because the yeah it's the words, aren't that? You know they're a little bit.

Speaker 1:

The line is too short.

Speaker 2:

No, it's just that the, not the paint, but the ink is like a see-through. Oh okay.

Speaker 1:

Okay, why Ink is like a see-through. Oh, okay, yeah, okay Um.

Speaker 2:

I I.

Speaker 1:

Why.

Speaker 2:

I think you know that this is supposed to be salamander. You're gonna read this, right.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I got this.

Speaker 2:

Brick.

Speaker 1:

House Without the house, just a brick Uh.

Speaker 2:

Uh, exclamation, exclamation, exclamation. Sounds like someone we know at work. I guess so Deep Mountain man.

Speaker 1:

Deep Mountain man.

Speaker 2:

Are we about done?

Speaker 1:

that's what I was waiting for except worse oh you can get all mad because the movie died yeah she uh fuck it then.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, she and I would be such even worse enemies oh my God, yeah, no kidding. Okay, be there.

Speaker 1:

I'm up here. Okay, all right, matias.

Speaker 2:

Yes, now you're down there.

Speaker 1:

Um, uh, um, uh, uh, oh, god and uh.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, by the way, with the burping, it was kind of funny how in the last week's episode, uh, you were burping and heather said I, I didn't want to be gross or something like that, but when I went to find a cat I heard she was burping because it was recording.

Speaker 1:

so but she wasn't gross since I wasn't there, right, yeah.

Speaker 2:

It was kind of funny though.

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