That's That Tortured Podcasters Department Espresso

Hi Flop Tarts!

We're flopping this week because we are the one millionth podcast to utter the phrase "tortured podcasters department" and Taylor Swift is flopping because this new album is mid as hell. That's right: we're discussing the Tortured Poets Department. We're also talking about a lot of other singers who are girl, what it takes to be a successful girl singer, and why Taylor won't invite any girl singers to sing on songs with her. Plus: we're streaming Sabrina Carpenter's espresso, and dog owners in New York City are on their worst behavior.

Show Notes
Quick Flops:
Troye Sivan launches "bottomless" bowl
Red Lobster consider bankruptcy post endless shrimp
Gwyneth Paltrow reacts to Mark Zuckerberg with an AI beard
Chris Pratt & Katherine Schwarzenegger raze architecturally important home to build farmhouse-style mansion
Lana Del Rey duets with...Camila Cabello?
The Cut Essay: Why Does Everyone Hate My Dog?

Hot Flopics
Tortured Poets Department premieres to mid reviews
Pitchfork says 6.6 / 6.0
Paste Magazine says something sort of lazy about Sylvia Plath [derogatory]
Dazed Digital says forgettable
Taylor Swift students at Harvard say this bears comparison to Sylvia Plath [complimentary]
Rolling Stone - glowing review?

Local Flops:
PHL - Philly drag queen Sapphira Cristal Loses Drag Race
LA - Coachella flops which means traffic remained traffic-y in LA

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Produced by David Lai.

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