It was, in fact, not hot girl summer.

The latest round of video game commercials has come to a close with the Summer Game Fest (seriously, why not games plural?). Despite the heat dome reminding us how cooked our goose really is, we manage to temper our expectations for the showings from this year's vitamin E3 supplement.

But beyond arguing about games we might not see until 2026, highlights of this episode include:

Buzz realizes how much he missed out on Alan Wake II last year.

Another sign of the apocalypse arrives with Sarah having managed to net herself a platinum trophy with the game Sable. 

Lots of Dragon Age discussion. Like, a lot.

Will finally puts a pin in Rebirth and wants to know what the heck is up with that ending.

It's simply too hot out.