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Recapaholics: A Recap of Survivor and Farmer Wants a Wife
Survivor (Season 48) Vulva Needs a Douche
Join Christine and Michelle as they embark on a new season to Recap the 48th Season of Survivor!
In the 2nd episode of the season, alliances are already breaking as new alliances form. Another hidden Immunity Idol is found as the scheming and lies get bigger and better.
The team challenge offers tribe Immunity and fishing gear. After diving, balancing and shooting baskets Civa emerges victorious. The Vulu tribe looses again and faces Tribal Counsel for a second week to vote out another tribe member.
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Speaker 2:I'm Christine and I'm Michelle, and we're two lifelong friends and moms who like to drink wine and gab about reality shows. So thank you for joining us and stick around. I'm gonna make it. Keep on surviving, I'm not gonna give up. I'm not gonna stop. I'm gonna work harder. I'm gonna work harder. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna survive.
Speaker 1:Oh my Yankees, have you heard of that? What Like Levi or yeah, keys Like G-E-N-E, like your jeans, and it's called human design. That's what it is, but it's based on your birthday, yeah, but I feel like I got to go back and look like I think she that T is amazing, right? I feel like she asked me some other key things about myself and she said that my manifesting generator is energy. She says that my generator makes people happy. Is that what we're calling it now? Not by that. You know, psychics I've ever seen, or any readings I've ever had, make me and my husband basically totally incompatible with one another.
Speaker 2:There might be something to that. I, I, Nick and I no one like no Virgos, don't get along with anyone. The most compatible thing a Virgo can marry is another Virgo, because we just hate everyone. No one's compatible. The second one if we have to tolerate another human being Taurus and Nick's a Taurus, oh okay. If you have to marry outside of a Virgo, Taurus, you settled, I settled for. Yeah, Couldn't find another Virgo, but I could see that two of me would just be too much. This is delightful tea.
Speaker 1:That tea is very nice and I didn't have a voice at all yesterday and now I just have a. Is it the cinnamon Scratchy voice? But I've been drinking the tea and I think it's the cinnamon. And the honey yeah, it's locally grown honey. Oh, that's good.
Speaker 2:That's they say, that's what you do to help with your allergies Well. I have to say they that's Nick.
Speaker 1:No, I hear that From Nick. No, oh, okay, from they.
Speaker 2:Oh, from they. They tell you that too. Who are they, these? Who are these theys? Hi, michelle, hi Christine, welcome to Recapaholics. And this week, this week, we're reviewing Survivor, the episode of Survivor, season 48. That's wild to say, it's wild. And it says the title for this episode was Humble Traits. Yeah, and I see why. I see why I agree with it. That was very apropos, clever, very clever and it was amazing.
Speaker 1:This was pretty good. I will say that I like this episode better than the first episode. I guess it's going to get better every episode, and Jeff Probst promised this to be the best season of Survivor yet.
Speaker 2:Doesn't he say that every season? I don't know, maybe he doesn't. Maybe the last few seasons he's been like this is crap. You guys should just turn off. Just turn away right now. But so far, so good.
Speaker 2:And I wonder if there's a difference between I mean, now that we're in season 48, everyone knows how to play the game. Yeah, everyone knows. I should do this, I should manipulate this, I should go look for idols. They already seem like old hands at this and I wonder, if you haven't been watching, would it be, I don't know, funner to watch? Or I don't know, like them stumbling along and making it up as they go along, as opposed to, hey, you are my team. Like like, pair it up right away. Yeah, and this season is the hardcore fans, these are the. So they know, they know, um, but not all of them seem to know how to play the game. In all fairness, some of them are, you know, didn't get the same memo as the other ones did, um, but when we open up this time, yeah, we open up where we left off, I guess, last week With vulva. Well, team vulva is just wide open. They're laying it all out. They're just discussing what went down in the tribal vote. Man, stephanie had gone home.
Speaker 1:Stephanie was the reiki, the reiki healer, and there was a lot of tension.
Speaker 2:There was, you could use a Reiki healer. The irony is she would have been very helpful then. It was a lot of tension and, um, basically say, is it say, say and Mary kind of have a showdown? They sure do, Cause Mary voted for say over Stephanie last week.
Speaker 1:And Mary comes out and admits it. She's like, yeah, I did it. Well, yeah, and then says like, oh, it's fine. It's fine. And Mary's like I don't think she's fine with that.
Speaker 2:I don't think she's fine and I said good for you, Mary, Because she was obviously like I'm fine. It's like when my husband asked me if I'm fine after he's left the toilet seat up 300 times and I'm like, no, I'm fine, I'm fine. And he knows I'm not fine. This was kind of like that.
Speaker 1:And then— but Say thinks that she's in charge.
Speaker 2:Yeah, say was like I'm going to make Mary think I'm fine, but between you and me I'm not fine. And when they were going to bed, say said good night Mary, like in this little baby voice and Mary's like good night. She's like I love you, mary. Mary, will you read me a story, mary, like she's really wanting to make. Okay, she didn't say that stuff, but she was really trying to make it seem like they were cool.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Mary better sleep with one eye open, absolutely, say's coming about. You sleep with one eye open, absolutely, space coming for you. It's amazing that they're like. You know, poor mary, her, I feel like at this point I was thinking all it's it's only a matter of time before. Do we go to the siva tribe next? Um, yeah, we go to siva, day four, siva. Um, they seem like. They seem like they're more cohesive and than the volvo. They seem like they're on vacation. They did. I'm like this is probably the island you want to be on. They were all very chill and laid back. And again, are they the ones that keep winning? Yes, that's the thing, they're the winners. So there's no pressure there. And then they're all talking about their physical imperfections, the humble traits, that's right.
Speaker 1:Well, charity says that she has a bunk foot and she did Dude when they showed it. I'm like what is going on with that?
Speaker 2:She should get that thing chopped off and just saw it over. That was a real win for her. So how do you one-up that? Well, you missed a perfection.
Speaker 1:Captain.
Speaker 2:America himself. But the thing is he doesn't have anything lacking. He has too much of something which is so captain america of him, and he has too much of the most awesome part on the human body.
Speaker 1:He's got four nipples and literally he said he had them removed but they're still there, kind of there.
Speaker 2:why would you have those removed? I think that's perfect for like feeding a litter of puppies or something. You never know when you're going to need those extra nipples. I loved it. I never knew I wanted extra nipples on my man, and so it was also so weird because he goes.
Speaker 1:Well, it is interesting that I really like milk, but it's not like I'm going to milk myself.
Speaker 2:What are you advocating for here, david? What's going on here? Um, do you have any oh weird traits? Oh me, yeah, I'm perfect. Oh, of course you are I. I share my trait with Chrissy the super deep belly button, oh, mine, goes all the way back to my spine. Wow, I can shove. I think that could be a good party trick or something I can shove. She said Q-tips. I'm like baby, try broomsticks, I can shove in here.
Speaker 1:I think it's a common trait though, but, like one of my boobs is significantly bigger than the other, so that's not why you're always standing, standing to the right.
Speaker 2:That's your best. I think that's too like. This girl is obviously bigger than this. Um, but I also was born with too much of something. Oh, I was born with too many fingers.
Speaker 1:Oh, did you have a finger removed?
Speaker 2:Yeah, remember I told you this I had, I had 12 fingers and, um, they were also removed. When give me this, I would rather the extra nipples, but I had extra fingers and they were removed and everyone was like you should have kept them. You could play piano, blah, blah, blah, blah. So, yeah, I should have been on this island. But what's her face should definitely chop off her feet.
Speaker 1:Okay. The other funny thing was Kyle's like yeah, I've had this callus on my hand. Okay, the other funny thing was Kyle's like yeah, I've had this callus on my hand, oh yes, and they're all like that's a wart. And he's like it's not a wart and they're all like dude, he's like I've had this callus for years.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's just so gross so he never had anyone look at it or anything like that. Can you have a wart for 10 years? He said. I've had it for longer.
Speaker 1:But if you've had it for that long, when you go just for your physical, you don't say something to your doctor, because then the doctor is going to be like dude, that's a ward. I don't think men go to the doctors oh that's true.
Speaker 2:You can't tell me the only time Captain America went to the doctor was to have his nipples removed. Other than that, he's never seen it inside of a doctor's office.
Speaker 1:Forget that, oh my gosh. Well, are we going to go to the Loggie tribe next?
Speaker 2:Yeah, we'll go to Loggie and Eva, eva, eva. I remember when you said that she was a beast and I don't know. They were in the water At one point they were in the water and she has a freaking six pack and I'm like what? I was very impressed. She has an amazing. So this is why I think she thinks she's so physically strong, because she is. She is physically strong, she is big, but other than that, she played hockey on the boys team On the boys team, not with those silly girls, the boys team and we got to remember that she's on the spectrum. And she told us that in Joe that she struggled with social interaction. Yes, that she's on the spectrum. And she told us that in joe that she struggled with social interaction. Yes, um, and I tried to keep that in mind going through. So they're discussing the upcoming challenges.
Speaker 1:Yes, challenge what's gonna come up. And it was funny because straight away they know they're gonna have to sit somebody out and eve's like yeah, we're gonna fit. Sit star out and star's like sit your ass down, biatch.
Speaker 2:She was not having that star flipped out, just she just went like a chicken with its head cut off. She's like oh, don't tell me, don't. She did not say any of this, eva. She just got up and she was like I wouldn't go look for firewood, but we know she was looking for an idol, because she's like I think I need to protect myself and she's right. She's right it turns out. I mean I guess we're going to get into it, but they all hate her.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they all like nobody likes her, and someone mentioned that she kept to herself, but maybe is that why they don't like her, because she's not an open book, like I don't know, but nobody likes this girl, yeah.
Speaker 1:And there's like these hidden immunity idols. I don't know, but nobody likes this girl, yeah. And and there's some like these hidden immunity idols. I don't know if I could find them. They seem really hidden. They seem really hidden. These guys are just finding them right and left, left.
Speaker 2:I'm like they're. They're just everywhere. Now, do you think it's like um?
Speaker 1:they, they know from seasons past.
Speaker 2:No, I wonder if it's gonna be hidden in the trunk of the tree I wonder if there's like and I always think the worst of producers, because you know Jeff Pobis is one, but I always wonder, like, if they're, if they like, hey, maybe you should go look over there, oh, giving them a little clue, yeah, giving them like I mean, it's a huge forest, it's an island, like how do they know where to look? So I'm wondering if he's like maybe Pruduce was like, you know, you're getting warmer, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Maybe not. It's also so surprising to me. So Star goes out, she finds the hidden immunity idol, just like that, and it's a huge moment. But she doesn't keep it to herself. Why are these guys sharing these huge secrets with everybody?
Speaker 2:Well, she said, much like say I couldn't figure it out. Yeah, she was like there's no way I could figure it out, but it had, she could have at least tried to figure it out. She said she had that little round thing where you put it up against the that thing she did.
Speaker 2:She tried and she was like I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with this Right, but I don't know why that would make her think that Joe would know what to do with it. So she immediately just starts bringing people in and bringing people in. Has she ever seen this show before? I didn't get it. If it was like me, if I would have found the idol me, if I would have found the idol this is crazy stuff I would have done.
Speaker 2:I wrote down the clue. Oh okay, I typed down the clue. This puzzle locks hold a hidden immunity idol. Securing the idol being. Wait, maybe I didn't write it really good. Cracking the code begins with cracking the code. Uh, use this guide to help. Until you take possession of the idol, you cannot participate in the vote for the tribal council. It's like SACE.
Speaker 1:I guess yeah, and that's the thing is. There's the threat that you can't vote if you don't solve it so now you're really motivated to solve it too.
Speaker 2:I mean it's good if you can find it, if you can solve it, but if you can't solve it, is it worth even risking it? I don't know, and Joe's the most trusted guy in the whole tribe?
Speaker 1:Why? Because he cried on the first day. Was that manipulation too? I don't know. I can't trust any of these people. And then Joe tells her you need to bring somebody else in. And he wants to bring in Shaheen.
Speaker 2:Shaheen. But of course nothing is ever simple in this game. No, nothing's ever what it seems. Joe tells saheem to pretend. Yeah, I can pretend to help. Yeah, why not?
Speaker 1:just help her. Help her. I don't understand. They want her not to vote. They do want her not to vote what, what.
Speaker 2:and he said he was kind of balancing it the good with the bad, like trying to figure out if it's worth helping her or not. But I I'm like why would not help her? Oh, because she told Joe that she wants to get rid of Eva. That's right, that forgot about that part. Yes, how do you go straight to? Let's pretend, and that's his ride or die.
Speaker 1:Ride or die, I mean the adoption papers are in the works. When they get home they're going to sign it. Eva's going to become his adopted daughter when they were.
Speaker 2:So, when eva was asleep, he slid her hand open, yeah, and they became blood brothers and he was like, oh, I mean, I've never seen anyone this all, and I told you, that's wild. It's wild. So she gives, she gives him the clue board. Why would she? She do that and he just runs off with it. Oh my God, she was supposed to be distracting people, but I'm like, why would she do that? Who does that? I feel like someone like me who had never watched a show. I wouldn't have even done that. So I'm, I'm don't know where this is coming from, but she's very trusting.
Speaker 1:And then is that when she brought in Bianca and Thomas, oh, yes, yes.
Speaker 2:And then a star is just running around telling everyone else. So what was the point of her bringing in?
Speaker 1:The two originally.
Speaker 2:If you're going to go, then bring in Bianca and Thomas. I guess everyone except Eva Everyone except Eva Knew about this and immediately was including Thomas. Joe Saheed Is his name, shaheen, shaheen, dude, he's the Persian. And, and I know, shaheen, um, but Thomas like flat out says he's going to sabotage her. Dude.
Speaker 1:I was not seeing this from a mile away, thomas. He came in and he goes. We're going to pretend that this board gets lost. Who is this person? And I'm like what? Wow, even Shaheen was like. This is too far Wait a minute, dude.
Speaker 2:I'm going to run around here in a circle, but you're going one step too far. He said, like this is too far, and I'm like did we miss something? Like, did she do something to these people to make them want to sabotage her? Like that, or Thomas, just isn't who we thought he was.
Speaker 1:Well, I think, as the episode goes on, we really see more of Thomas, and I think that he is the devil in disguise.
Speaker 2:I know what happened to the sweet man who was hiding in the tree like a koala.
Speaker 1:I told you there was something about that mustache you did?
Speaker 2:You said it was a mustache. I mean, anyone that adorable eating eucalyptus leaves can possibly be evil. But this is dark, Thomas rising. This is wild. Maybe the heat's getting to them all. I don't know what's happening. But he was like, yeah, just lose that. And I'm like this show. This show is cutthroat and I kind of like it. I'm here for it, I love it.
Speaker 1:The thing was it was funny because Shaheen was also considering sabotage. Yeah, but not to that extent. But even he had a line of morale that he did not want to cross.
Speaker 2:Whoa, my California girl, my fellow California girl, this is, that's too far. Meanwhile, joe, who was down on the beach by himself, he was like having a meltdown, he was. He's like his loyalty, his moral. He's having a moral crisis. He's muttering to himself about being a loyal person, a loyalist person. He's too pure, and he made too many promises and he made too many promises. He made too many promises, he spread too thin and then vulva.
Speaker 1:We are back at vulva.
Speaker 2:The vulva is just laying out. In the sun Vulva, there are pests flying all around vulva.
Speaker 1:Oh man, they're like maybe we should go jump in the ocean and try to clean ourselves.
Speaker 2:Vova needs a douche. Team Vova is just filthy at this point, and Justin said a fly had been following him for three days. He's like the same fly. The same fly has been following. I know you got to clean that. So, justin, kevin, and is that Cedric? Cedric the non-entertainer?
Speaker 1:Yes, that's what I call him.
Speaker 2:Kevin reminds everyone that say has an idol, it is still in play. Um, I don't think she's being shy about it. Like everyone knows, she has an idol, um, and I think then we got a loogie. Yeah, we did. They have a pretty nice setup.
Speaker 1:It was so funny. Shaheen made wifi available. I love it.
Speaker 2:It had the password up there on the tree, an electrical cord. It was so cute.
Speaker 1:Carved out. I joke about having a zombie apocalypse team and I would want him on my zombie apocalypse team to draw stuff on a palm tree.
Speaker 2:I can draw stuff on your palm tree. It wasn't real wifi, but, just in case, the password was was DIG48. Yes, yeah, we're not going to forget that. Don't ever forget that. And then here comes a boat to fuck some shit up.
Speaker 1:That's right. And everybody was like, oh, the boats are arriving.
Speaker 2:Oh, the boats. Now again. I don't know what this means, but they seem to all know this was important.
Speaker 1:Yes, because they've watched the show before. Because they've seen the show before.
Speaker 2:And they don't need Mary DeSimone to tell them what the boats are. The boat basically brought them a note and the note said that one person from each team must get on the boat and make a journey to an island. One person needs to get on the boat and go do something A challenge, if you would and they're going to play a game to determine and go do something, A challenge if you would. And they're going to play a game to determine who that person is, which was, I think, unnecessarily complicated.
Speaker 1:It was complicated because somebody from each team was trying to explain the rules to everybody else, so I think one person made up the rules.
Speaker 2:And that person should just win. If you don't understand these rules, get on the boat.
Speaker 1:And that person should go. But it's kind of like a rock paper scissors but with numbers, and the lowest unique number that doesn't match anyone else's number is the winner. That's wild.
Speaker 2:Just the lowest number. I don't know, but yeah, you're right. So for a loggy, thomas is the winner. Thomas is the winner. So is Mitch. Yes, mitch is winner for.
Speaker 1:Siva. Yep, and then it was funny because for the Volva tribe, sai thinks that she's the winner, but that was just a practice round.
Speaker 2:Yes, and she got really upset.
Speaker 1:She was pissed.
Speaker 2:She's such a brat man. She's a spoil loser and a spoil winner, all in the same thing.
Speaker 1:So then, they play the real round and Mary wins. Yes, and Sai was like these guys could have just said fine, you win the first round. Why didn't they back me up?
Speaker 2:Yeah, why wouldn't they back Because she thinks she's in charge and everyone else is in charge? Yeah, and they've let her believe that, so heck. So basically, it's Mitch, Thomas and Mary heading off to this competition, whatever it's going to be.
Speaker 1:I also think that. Did you see that Cy thinks that she's a little rank because she smelled her?
Speaker 2:armpits. Oh, she did. She was wearing a guy, she wanted to go and she said the boys should have dropped to their knees and kissed her chocolate hiney and let her go. And then she, I was like she's just too much and Mary does her best. Simone Biles impression when she mounted that boat, see her, she struggled, she ran, and then and then say he's like. Impression when she mounted that boat, sarah, she struggled, she ran, and and then and then Say is like. Say says to the men she's like keep waving at Mary, keep waving. So she thinks we like her or something. And then she took a whiff of her armpit and that was the realest I've ever seen. Say, that was so funny. Would you have smelled your own armpit? No, no, I would have definitely took a whiff. It was right there, I think it was. The scent was so powerful, it got our attention. I mean, oh wait, that's me. Um. And then I got a commercial.
Speaker 1:Oh well, and no wait it was a commercial, though can I tell you that the first week I struggled because I don't have cable anymore. You should have my Paramount Plus. So this is the thing I have Paramount through Roku, oh okay, but it's not Paramount Plus, oh this is another subscription.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, I'll give you my. I have.
Speaker 1:Paramount Plus, I'll give you mine. So the first week I was pissed off and I had to watch it the next day. Oh my gosh, I don't know what happened Anyway. So then last week I'm like, fine, I'm going to subscribe to Paramount+.
Speaker 2:No, it's not worth it. Well, you already did it.
Speaker 1:No, I have Paramount+. I'll just give you my password. My Paramount's better than yours because I don't get commercials, oh snap.
Speaker 2:Can I have your Param? Sure you're a pair of gloves and me? Well it's. It's your loss, because there was a commercial with jeff joe popis on it. Oh, I know what I'm calling, is it jeff?
Speaker 1:yeah, it's jeff jeff, if you're gonna say jeff's name, mr probs is he just name out your mouth, um, jeff popis.
Speaker 2:Um, he wants me to buy the survivor card game. Oh, I can play survivor. Wow, I can just like go walk around and slit my family's throat at home. I don't know, I don't know who's gonna play that, but you know if you're gonna play a game at home, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1:This is not a commercial, but I really love those unsolved mystery games.
Speaker 2:You, I can't get my family to help me. It's so much information. Yes, it's a lot of information. I need someone to help me. I have to solve this girl, how she got to the Island and then who murdered her. Those are really fun. Um, I think I'm going to do it by myself. Unsolved case files. Unsolved case files. Christine's a beast at those, um, and she solves crimes in her spare time. And she solves crimes in her spare time. That's another story. But you do, you can hire her as a detective. So we come back and they're all on this island another island.
Speaker 1:Yes, and an advantage awaits them. Yeah, and it's Mitch.
Speaker 2:Thomas the mustache. Yes, tomas Dark, thomas Rising.
Speaker 1:Dark Thomas Rising. Dark Thomas Rising. The Koala Bear he has the most nicknames of anyone.
Speaker 2:The Koala Bear has turned into a bat. Oh, it's like that. And Mary, sweet, sweet, sweet Mary, oh, they all meet up and Mary really needs this. She really needs it.
Speaker 1:You would have done good at this. Yes, you know what? This was a great game. The thing is, there's a timer. Yeah, the timer gets in there and I was thinking when they laid it out I'm like this is it. We could solve this so easy. It was three rows of numbers. You have to only swipe one number off of the row at a time and rebuild your lines so that they're in order from one to 15. Yes, seems easy enough. Seems easy enough. And the thing is, thomas had a good plan in the beginning. He got that first row quick One, two, three, four, five but then it got tough, because then there's no placeholders for the other numbers to build your lines of 6 through 15, basically, I feel like I sound like I have a lot of testosterone in my voice.
Speaker 1:You sound like that singer, Betty Davis I should go try to find a porn film to voice over.
Speaker 2:I could be a sexy porn voice over you have a limited window to do some poignant narrations in porn With my sick voice, because that's what every porn has A narrator.
Speaker 1:Michelle and I worked all day today. We're punchy.
Speaker 2:We're getting a're punchy. We're getting a little punchy, which you know the wine and Sudafed come. We've been snorting.
Speaker 1:Sudafed. Michelle got sick first and she didn't even get me sick, because I haven't seen her for like more than a week my daughter got me sick. I don't know. I think by osmosis you got me sick. I just talk, it's a secret you can't, I shouldn't have mentioned it to you because it got into your head. Um, I'm sorry, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:You think puzzles, the puzzles. But dude, wait, no way to fall in. This is bonkers. This is bonkers. There's a knock at the door is that sexy scratchy voice?
Speaker 1:you know? Is it the plumber or something else, dude? Yes, okay, I'm sorry your tool belt looks very fine oh my goodness, okay, I'm sorry, your tool belt looks very fine.
Speaker 1:Oh, my goodness. So there's a timer. So he tells them if you finish the puzzle before the timer runs out, you win the advantage. So as long as you finish the puzzle within the amount of the sand timer, you win the advantage. And the advantage is that you get to make one of the other contestants votes not count, lovely. If you don't finish within the timer, you don't get to vote this week.
Speaker 2:Your vote doesn't count. Oh, that's horrible. Mary really needs this. She really needs this. There is something really sinister in my heart. It makes me really nervous about a sand timer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and you know what? It was funny, because I think it was Mitch who said he wasn't going to look at the timer the whole time. I think that was a way to do it. That was a way to do it Cause it's psychologically messing you up.
Speaker 2:It is messing up. That's probably why they do it, so yeah, out the gate.
Speaker 1:Thomas was on it and I was like, whoa, look at him. And Mitch man, he's a rock star. Yeah, yeah. And Mitch man, he's a rock star.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he came through right. Mitch got it first, he figured it out first.
Speaker 1:I felt like in the end, thomas finished it, but almost by mistake, like he was like oh, how did that happen?
Speaker 2:Oh, one two, three, four, five, six. I got it. What, yeah? So basically, mitch and Thomas, they get a steal, the vote right and Mitch gets a block of vote. Yeah, mary, she didn't finish in time she didn't finish in time, I said where's Stephanie with her Ricky heel? Mary really needs it now. She needs some of that. What was more interesting is what happened.
Speaker 1:Dude Thomas, the Dark Knight has just turned the night black and moved all the stars. He did this dude. I don't know where this came from, what happened to him, and he was such a smooth liar he was.
Speaker 2:It's amazing and I didn't even, I wouldn't even thought to lie about this, but it's like so.
Speaker 1:Because that's a pretty big thing to tell somebody too, that you could still yeah and that could make you a target.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, no, no, he has a steal. He could steal someone's vote. I think that his was a steal. Yeah, so, like you would think his nose would have like grown a foot because he would just lie so effortlessly.
Speaker 1:It was so sneaky. It's just like I did not anticipate this.
Speaker 2:He says he didn't get anything. It could have been a good one, but he didn't get it.
Speaker 1:He's sailing them. I didn't even play. They told us that we could do this to win and I thought I don't want to do that. Yeah, I just opted out. Yeah.
Speaker 2:And he sounds like a good guy and they are all like, oh, wow, wonderful guy, wow, wonderful. Thank you, thomas, that's amazing. And then Mary is just up front, and why?
Speaker 1:the hell, didn't she lie?
Speaker 2:She's not, yeah, so I basically can sell someone's vote. She should have lied she should have lied.
Speaker 1:That's a really good point.
Speaker 2:I didn't even think, see, I don't even think like this, but that's a good point, and say never miss an opportunity to kick someone when they're down.
Speaker 1:She says you don't seem bummed about it, so that's good what a bitch, what a bitch, sorry Say, because you know what you might listen to it. No, she's, and she's going to be like who are these bitches? What a bitch.
Speaker 2:We're judging you, man. We're going to judge you for sure. I don't think that's. You can't deny that was a bitchy move. Then um Mitch was completely truthful.
Speaker 1:Yeah, completely happy, and it was a huge personal victory for him. Like this made his life, yes, so excited, and you know what? It was really, I thought it was really sweet how charity was so understanding of, how that was so momentous for him.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and she was like, and then she was like him even telling them that she was like he didn't have to trust us with that Right, but he did, so she was really touched. I think that he didn't go a Thomas route.
Speaker 1:The thing is is then I did see this little bit of the side of Captain America that I hadn't really seen before David, oh yes. Of the side of Captain America that I hadn't really seen before. David, oh yes, he's like I don't really trust.
Speaker 2:Charity, so her connection with Mitch worries me. Yes, yeah, so then the SIVA foursome right is Kyle, camilla, chrissy and David. Yeah, so did they all spring into action to find an idol, or was it just?
Speaker 1:I think, yeah, I kind of think that they all went idol hunting yeah they did.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, they split up right. Yeah, because Captain America's like.
Speaker 1:I need to show them how awesome I am and really it kind of was David and Kyle who were paired up looking yeah yeah, and then the girls Chrissy and Camilla.
Speaker 2:They paired up and he found it. He found the beware of the advantage, like, was it in a tree or was it? I thought his might have been in the log, in the log or something. Yeah, so Kyle turns his cryptogram over to his almost girlfriend.
Speaker 1:Well, you know what His wannabe girlfriend, camilla, the Indian princess. She's in love with him.
Speaker 2:She's in love with Kyle.
Speaker 1:And they're waiting for a movie tonight to watch the Departed together.
Speaker 2:They're going to watch a feel good movie the Departed again, yeah, and or Holes whatever, yeah, right. And then the way I figure is like she said it was an awesome display of trust for him to trust her with it and I feel like she was like seconds away from boiling Kyle's bunny, so this came at just the right time. She's like now I can show him, I love him without killing his pet.
Speaker 1:I definitely think that bond grew stronger. So I don't know, this is a slow burning bond. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that might even be more strong in the end.
Speaker 2:I think, I think it's. I think on her part it's a super strong bond. I don't know if if Kyle feels the same way that she feels about him, or I'm just making all this up in my head so I can have a fun backstory. Yeah, I feel like they have a really solid bond too.
Speaker 1:You remember that when Cy found it, listen was the answer. Yeah, same letters, but listen didn't work. Listen didn't work.
Speaker 2:I love how she went through it. She was like I know all the letters. I just have to keep going through it, and you could see it on the screen her thought process. She is a smart lady, um, and but wait, I keep thinking, though, like isn't Kyle a?
Speaker 1:lawyer? Yeah, he's a school teacher, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Either way. Either of those things should have been able to do this. Yeah Um. So, uh, she remembers all the letters and she, she eventually comes up with endless yeah Um. And then it happens. Camila has probably been waiting for this since she got on the Island. She says, uh, kyle, I figured it out, I love you. Okay, she didn't say that, but she, she should have said that. She said with her eyes Um, she should have slipped it in her pocket and kept on rocking. I don't know why she gave it back to him. Do you have to give it back to him? You can't steal it at that point, right. But I guess she didn't do it, so she gave it back to him. She likes his tool belt, she likes his two belts, and it's fine, because it's time for challenging, it is right, and it's do or dive time because they're diving off of it. I, I would have immediately been eliminated. I should have been the one setting this off. I'm not doing any of this shit. When they had to hold onto the rope under the water.
Speaker 1:I think when you go on the show you have to know that you're going to have some water challenges.
Speaker 2:No, one would want me on their team. Like no one, I'm terrified of fish underwater.
Speaker 1:I thought that this was a really sweet moment of the show. Yes, when Mitch is trying to speak.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:And I think that being on the spot made him stutter even more than he normally stutters and he just went on and on and the stutters. And we're all sitting there and everybody's waiting, and there's all this anticipation.
Speaker 2:And then Joe Poba says what the fuck is wrong with you. Get your shit together. You know how many people are watching right now.
Speaker 1:Mitch, no, he didn't say that it was so kind. And Jeff says do you want somebody to help you finish your sentence or do you like? How are we supposed to handle this Cause? I think that everybody wanted to say it for him. Yeah, I know, I was at home saying it. He says I just want everyone to hang in there with me and give me the chance to say what I'm going to say.
Speaker 2:It took him a while to say what he wanted to say this time it took an extremely long. It was so uncomfortable it it's good to know I never knew that I have a friend who stutters and I was just like the word is.
Speaker 1:the word is so Tiffany's, and the word is go and and Jeff said like thank you for teaching everyone all of America. I never knew. I never knew, just learned.
Speaker 2:And I get it. Your mind is stuck. You kind of work through it, work it through it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I guess so okay, I thought it was very kind and sweet. It was sweet.
Speaker 2:Um and but it's time for a challenge. Shut up, mitch, and get in the water. So this is a weird challenge, I think I thought it was a lot. They have to jump off of a platform into the water, submerge themselves, pull themselves along on the rope and then release some buoys, yep. And then they have to, like somebody else jumps in and they have to balance the buoy between two sticks, yeah. And then finally, basketball. They play basketball with the buoys to get it into like a basket. This is bonkers.
Speaker 1:This is bonkers, but this is all for the winning of immunity and fishing gear, and which we need some protein in our lives.
Speaker 2:Yes, immunity and fishing gear. And which, yeah, we need some protein in our lives. Yes, they need fishing gear. And, of course, eva's in command.
Speaker 1:Well, somebody, has to sit out because the vulva team only has five players left.
Speaker 2:Yes, so Only five. Five people in that vulva, yeah.
Speaker 1:So so the other teams have to eliminate one, so that they're only five as well. The cock holes are sitting on the side of the bull. There was no debate about it, but star sat out, yeah I just like, after all that pouting she didn't.
Speaker 2:She was like, fine, I'll sit out. So Camilla and Star sit out and, like I said, mary really needs this. She needed the other one, but she really, really needs to show them she can do it. Yes, and I call her Aquawoman. She's hung in there with the boys, yep and Joe's like a freaking fish. He was like swimming like a dolphin. And then, of course, captain America, dude, david.
Speaker 1:His dive was like pumping form, I know.
Speaker 2:You know what? He better be careful, people aren't going to like that after a while. The perfection isn't enduring, but she did pretty good, so maybe Mary can pull off, maybe she's fine. She did her part. So we get to the balance part. Oh my gosh, which apparently she did her part. So it gets to the balance part. Oh my gosh, which apparently is harder than it looks and but I thought it would.
Speaker 1:It would go smoother than what it did well, mitch and chrissy, they just couldn't get across she fell.
Speaker 2:it was a whole thing. Thomas got whacked in the face with a huge pull and not the kind that I think thomas might like to get whacked in the face with Wink wink. But then Cedric and Kevin.
Speaker 1:Holy crap that was like an hour. It was longer than Mitch's stutter. Why were the two of them struggling so much?
Speaker 2:Cedric, cedric, but I think it was a purposeful at some point. No one can follow.
Speaker 1:He's an oncologist. He's used to sticking things up small holes.
Speaker 2:You should work with a vulva A vulva, but it felt like after a while he was just jumping in the water. He was falling back into the water. I don't know what was going on between them.
Speaker 1:He was in the lead.
Speaker 2:Yes, and Joe. Joe couldn't get the ball to drop in the basket. He couldn't, so Eva steps up. Eva was like go all the way, I'm on the boys' hockey team.
Speaker 1:It was like three swooshes in a row. Yes, I was like wow, she's a man, she should be on the NBA.
Speaker 2:I know WNBA better call her. She likes to pay the boys tape.
Speaker 1:NBA, better call her. And then here comes Mitch. Yeah, he's quicker, wow.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he like sucked four in a row Boom boom, boom boom. It was crazy. Let's get it. One, two, three, four, five. Siva wins, they get that massive fishing hit. Yes, so now they're just trying to see who's left. Today was a win for Mitch.
Speaker 1:It was a win for Mitch and he, you know what I think that did. So much for his self-confidence. Yeah, on this, it was like the rising of Mitch, rising Dark Mitch rising.
Speaker 2:Yes. So next Lukey gets it because he was like fine, I got it. Yep, next Lukey gets it because he was like fine, I got it. And honestly, they could have taken all day, because Cedric and Kevin are still, I still. It just felt like Cedric was purposefully Cedric. The non-entertainer was purposefully trying to sabotage him at the moment. It was a disaster. He just loved falling in that water and I said that I would think a surgeon would have a super steady way then, Right, they should always walk in front, walk face first, because there's always someone waiting to stab you just around the corner.
Speaker 2:So as soon as they get back to the island, cedric's like he's falling on the sword. He's nailing himself to the cross. I don't get it. I didn't, I suck, I should go home.
Speaker 1:I don't get it, I didn't, I suck, I should go home. He just saw what happened to Stephanie when she did that last week.
Speaker 2:But it didn't help him. But the thing is, though, even if he didn't say it, everyone knows he fucked up, he and Cameron fucked up. But the thing is, people start crying.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they did All of them.
Speaker 2:They were like, oh, we're so touched. We're just so. They weren't touched like that when Stephanie threw her name out there and when I saw them crying, I'm like he's not going to go home. That's bullshit he deserved to go home.
Speaker 1:The only reason he didn't go home was because Cy, the camp leader, was after Mary.
Speaker 2:Yeah and Cy and Cedric are friends. Yes, so she was, and they all fell for that. I'm like this is bullshit. If anybody but Cedric was there, mary would have been safe. Yeah, it was just. They all like Cedric, yep, but he's clearly not a competent competitor.
Speaker 1:He's not going to help them and at some point these three tribes are going to join into one tribe.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, and he's. His time is limited anyway.
Speaker 1:Well now Kevin, he thinks that he's the brains behind the whole operation.
Speaker 2:Kevin's like this is this is my time. So Kevin's like this is the time to make my move. Yeah, there's no shame in his game.
Speaker 1:And he thinks that Say is the target. And he thinks that Say is the target.
Speaker 2:And the thing is he knows she's not all right. She should, in theory, be the target. She could take this whole thing If you don't get rid of her now, when she's weak. She knows she's got the idol. She knows she has the idol. Yeah, but he knew she has the idol. He was like let's make her use it, but Cedric isn't having it.
Speaker 1:No, cedric isn't having it. No, cedric is lucky, he's still freaking there. He has that allegiance to say it's weird, I don't get it. Yeah, kevin, he said that she reminded him of one of his daughters.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it's like Joe and Eva. It's that kind of relationship.
Speaker 1:And he tells her you got to go play the idol tonight. You have to play the idol tonight. You have to play the idol tonight. But that was also. I mean, even though maybe he does have this alliance with her, she needs to play the idol so that it goes back into play.
Speaker 2:Absolutely. She's got to play it sometimes and then, like, I think maybe Kevin should have told the men individually, but he told them all together that he wanted Saigon. This also would enable him to keep Mary who as a loyal ally. She's not that much of a competition, which is smart to me. But Cedric was like no, cestin, mary should go home. But he's the one who fucked up. Mary did a great job. How could he even think that anyone but him should be going home? That's wild.
Speaker 1:So predictably, this led to emotions being concealed and Cy proposes to the guys let's get Kevin out, and they were like, well, that's not a bad idea. I guess you know he's trying to get her out, so obviously turn around is fair play, but it was crazy that Cedric and Justin were just so easily on board. First they're like okay, then they're like no let's get him out, okay, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2:Whoever came up to them and had a plan, they were going to go with it. It's no, no loyalty. I thought Justin and Kevin were, because they had the boys team. Yeah, I thought they were tied, but apparently Pizza Guy has no loyalty to anybody and Say, told them you know, he's a strong player, get him out now.
Speaker 1:And they were like, yeah, you know, maybe that's true, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, maybe we should get Cy out. Okay, maybe we should. Maybe we should get Kevin out. Oh, okay, maybe we should. Well, it's time for tribal council. Yes, and it's voting time. Yes, and it's voting time. Dude, this was so awkward. This was so awkward, but it was delicious. It was so delicious. Sai's like it's painfully obvious who she's voting for. She's like I'm not going to mix words. Mary, you out, biatch, and then Mary and her. You know they kind of had changed words.
Speaker 1:And then Kevin was like, oh, thanks, because it was funny, because Sai goes, yeah, there's the alliance of the four of us. And then Jeff Probst is like there's only five people here, so Mary.
Speaker 2:And then Kevin's like you told her that we have a and she was like well, why would I? She knows she's not in our alliance, she knows you know. So I made a point of saying you have to be able to trust people. Trust is very important and I'm like, oh my God. And Kevin was just going behind her back. It was like watching Games of Thrones. The red wedding, when it was just like a blood bath and there was all these double entendres and everyone knew it was wild. It was really. I liked it.
Speaker 1:I really liked it. And Jeff really does know how to stir the pot he does. He knows what story he wants. He does, and that's the last 15 minutes of his job, dude, he's going to go cut the film for the production as soon as he's done with Tribal Council Dude, you know he's not in some dark room cutting.
Speaker 2:You know he has I don't know that's seen in the credits. He's not doing anything but going home and snorting some Sudafed like us.
Speaker 1:So there's a vote Well before there was a vote. Psy discloses her big secret. That's not a secret.
Speaker 2:Her idol. Yeah. She's like I'm playing my idol bitches. That's right she did. I forgot Good for you, yeah. So now Kevin's like, damn, she played her idol. But he kind of said that at least it's a force to play her idol, yeah. And then they vote.
Speaker 1:The first one is Psy.
Speaker 2:The first one is Psy. That doesn't count. So it doesn't count, but you think. You think oh, maybe wait a minute, maybe Kevin's going to win, maybe they are going to vote her out. But they don't show anybody else's, and that's usually a bad sign when they only show you the first vote.
Speaker 1:And then the next one was Kevin, and Kevin's face was shocked. He's like what. Somebody voted for me, me, what?
Speaker 2:Who voted for me, let alone me Me. He seemed completely blindsided, and then, as the votes were tallied, kevin.
Speaker 1:Yeah, kevin, and just like that, he was gutted, he was completely blindsided, he was stunned, I was stunned.
Speaker 2:I was stunned as well. Were you stunned?
Speaker 1:I kind of thought those guys were going to turn on him.
Speaker 2:I think, deep down inside, I want Saigon so badly. I wanted to believe this was her, she was getting her comeuppance and the poor guy thought he was making his huge move and he even announced himself as a major force in the game, only to be backstabbed seconds later.
Speaker 1:You know, this is a funny thing, though, because it seems like Mary's the weak link of this tribe.
Speaker 2:Two weeks in a row, she's slid by honestly, during during the challenge, I thought she did a great job. I don't you know no complaints. And the way she jumped on that boat like mary lou redden, that was amazing. Um, after the votes are in, sy starts in on. In on Mary again. Yeah, like immediately starts bullying her and I'm like what? She is a bully too. She really is. She's a bully. She's a bully. She's like I want her gone, like immediately.
Speaker 1:The thing is is I do think that the guys recognized that Psy kind of has a little too much power. Yeah, she's letting it go to her head and her idol's gone now, yeah, and maybe next time around. The thing is the Siva tribe. They've been the winners this whole time, so, yeah, they never really had to fight. You know that the top always falls. Yeah, it does. It's going to come. It's got to come here pretty soon.
Speaker 2:What I found too like before they were about to vote, no one even brought up Cedric. His name didn't even come up as a possible person to go. It was just Mary and Cy Same Mary and Cy. I thought that was ridiculous. If I was Mary, I would have at least brought him up. It just goes to show you that it's not always about the challenges. Not really Right, it is about who you like. It's a popularity contest.
Speaker 1:Justin's name never comes up. No, mr Pizza man, he's riding under that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's just staying low and keeping his head low. Also, the alliance really didn't mean much, did it? No, right that?
Speaker 1:was pointless too, because what alliance is there now? I mean, maybe Cedric and Justin might still feel like they have an alliance with each other, but I mean they can't really feel like they have an alliance with Say.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they can't. I think they're probably going to have to use her as long as they could and get rid of her. I mean, kevin was right, she has to go.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know. I just see one of the other tribes losing next week.
Speaker 2:Really, who do you think? Who do you think?
Speaker 1:I just think that when you're on the top too long, you have to fall. Maybe. Maybe they'll have one more week in them, siva, before they fall, but I mean, volva's almost gone.
Speaker 2:You don't want to get rid of the Volva. The Volva's closing up, it's so small. Volva's just too small right now. It's so small. Vova is just too small right now. Are they going to send another player inside of Vova? I don't know, for right now it's so compact and tiny I don't know how they could possibly compete. But yeah, did you see the previews for next week? Kind of did I mean, look, I was so blown away. It's going to be good next week. It was good this week. This is only week two and I already feel like it's pretty amazing. So what are you? You still, last week you had to take it all. What did you? You had? I still am. Joe is my all in, really, yeah, um, I think I said it's a people game.
Speaker 1:You said yeah, camila, I think I'm sticking with her, I'm sticking with her.
Speaker 2:She's smart man. She's smart. She's staying under the radar. Yep, she sat out this challenge. No one, no eyes were not all on her.
Speaker 1:I think when it gets to the Loggie tribe it'll be between Star and Thomas as the first ones out, Because a lot of people have seen Thomas' evil side.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I think Thomas and Bianca are really close. Yeah, and the California girls. That's also an alliance, right? Yeah? Which is Joe, shaheen and Thomas Is basically yeah, and Star, you know they don't like her, they don't like her.
Speaker 1:She's on the outside too, and Eva keeps winning challenges for them, so they're not going to get rid of her.
Speaker 2:She is, but she also could possibly rub people the wrong way. Yeah, at some point she's going to have to tell everyone. Yeah, because that was kind of out of pocket it's going to be a big tribal council announcement.
Speaker 1:Yes, attention everyone, are you a Survivor super fan? Yet Me?
Speaker 2:I. That answers that. Um, I don't. I'm not a Survivor super fan yet, but but this week did it kind of. I was kind of blown away a little bit and I'm like you watch some other reality shows and nothing ever happens, and I feel like this is a reality show where everything kind of happens. So it was kind of I like that. I like reality shows where stuff actually happens. Are you a super?
Speaker 1:fan. You know, what I'm mostly a fan of is our unpaid producer intern, mary DeSalo. Oh, yes, yes, I think that I learned more about Survivor this week from Mary.
Speaker 2:Than you could have ever learned from Jeff Pobis.
Speaker 1:Yes, he doesn't know what's going on yes, Mary sent us a very informative detailed list of facts, yes, and I feel like she gave a pretty good summary.
Speaker 2:I get it now. I get it all.
Speaker 1:I love it. A couple of things that I was super excited to learn was that only the first and last episodes are two hours and that all others are an hour and a half. Oh, goodness for that.
Speaker 2:Was this one an hour and a half? I felt like an hour.
Speaker 1:I kind of think it was an hour and a half, oh, okay, and also she's defending Jeff Probst. What, yeah, defending Jeff Probst. He is the hardest worker.
Speaker 2:He's 15 minutes once a week. He is in fact the hardest.
Speaker 1:He actually produces the show. He's involved in every aspect of the show. He's involved with casting and planning, shooting, design, editing. You know what Sounds like a control freak to me.
Speaker 2:I am not impressed by that.
Speaker 1:Everyone probably rolls their eyes when he walks in, and I was also devastated to learn that they have strict rules that everyone must follow, including that they are not permitted to share their prize money with any other player.
Speaker 2:Oh, that was your whole thing? Yeah, was that. You thought that Joe was going to share with Eva, absolutely, and that angered me. So I'm I feel better knowing that that is not. But you know what?
Speaker 1:That really makes a lot of sense. Otherwise there would be an alliance to the very end and split it.
Speaker 2:Yeah Right, that's true. We could split it three ways. We could split it two ways. Yeah right, yeah, that makes sense. Well, thank you for that. So you just kind of pee-peed all on poor Christine's harmonious harmonious Horniest.
Speaker 1:How do you know I'm horniest?
Speaker 2:Horniest, very, oh, it's going to happen.
Speaker 1:Good job, mary. And also, when the idol is used at tribal council, they immediately hide another idol. Oh, so they're unlimited, but I guess only yeah. So they would have every incentive for her to use it so that it would come back into play again. I see, I see, okay, yeah, I'll say the biggest twist shocker, that Mary kind of had this theory on was she says they're supposed to lie to each other. If you're a lawyer, you don't want people to know you're a lawyer, because then they think you have a lot of money. Yeah, maybe you don't deserve it. And she said, like I think that Dr Cedric probably shouldn't have told them that he's a doctor.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That's probably a disadvantage for him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she said that she said Eva could be lying about having I love that theory.
Speaker 2:I love it. It's like Kaiser Sose. Well, she's not even autistic, she's just saying that yeah.
Speaker 1:So which which is funny, because I said that I felt like that was a pretty manipulative play.
Speaker 2:You did say that and maybe I like sensed something even deeper, but I wonder, if she was going to do that, wouldn't it be more agentatious Is that a word Agentatious to tell everyone? Why keep it a secret? If you're going to be playing that card, wouldn't you be like oh sorry sir.
Speaker 1:But she really did reel in Joe, she did.
Speaker 2:She found her mark. She's a really good mark and I, I hope look, I'm hoping that is the case, because that would be amazing tv if that was the case.
Speaker 1:I think I was so excited when the show was over that I wasn't staying tuned for the credits. So last week I said I would have wanted to know who voted for everybody, and so if you actually watch to the very end, they show who voted what would we show who voted?
Speaker 2:What would we do without Mary? What would we do without Mary? I was like guys, come on, get it together.
Speaker 1:So this week I did.
Speaker 2:I did too, I did too, and I was like oh Okay, another funny thing.
Speaker 1:Courtesy of Miss Mary DeSimone. The tribe names are words in the Fiji language.
Speaker 2:Oh yes, I language. Oh yes, I think Jeff Hobus said that, but I was just like. It's still a vulva. It will always be a vulva. A vulva's a vulva. I'm sure there's other words in the Fiji language other than vulva that they could have used. They clearly want us to make fun of them.
Speaker 1:And I know we talk about Mary DeSimone a lot because she does a lot of background research for us.
Speaker 2:She's our unofficial producer.
Speaker 1:We do have. We have had many unofficial producers over the years.
Speaker 2:We have. I mean this.
Speaker 1:This podcast takes a village guys, and a huge part of why we even continue doing this is because of the listener encouragement.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the listener encouragement and the listeners doing the bulk of our work. For us is pretty much it, because we famously do no research.
Speaker 1:We do absolutely no research, but we did get a message from Erica. Erica Hi, erica, and you know what she's asking about. Farmer Wants a Wife.
Speaker 2:Erica said the naughty parts out loud. She said Farmer Wants a Wife. Those are the no-no words.
Speaker 1:I said to Michelle when we first talked about doing a show again for the season, let's do Farmer Wants a Wife. And Michelle said but that's the show that we have the fewest listeners on. Why would we do that?
Speaker 2:No one listens to it. No one listens to it. I'm convinced no one actually watches the show.
Speaker 1:That's the problem. No one watches the show.
Speaker 2:But it is on a major network.
Speaker 1:It's on Fox and it's our bread and butter. It's our first show.
Speaker 2:It's our first show they keep bringing it back, so somebody must be watching it and it's very successful all around the world, just not here.
Speaker 1:And I think that what really burned us out was one season we did two shows at once bachelor.
Speaker 2:I think it coincided like overlapped with, was it the golden bachelor? The regular bachelor and farmer, once a wife and it was too much and so despite all of our anything any of the our conscience, our internal, whatever that voice is inside of you that tells you do not go in that creepy looking house we're we're actually considering doing the Farmer Once in a Life.
Speaker 2:Oh, and Erica did say something too that was that also reeled me in. She said that one of the contestants has an album coming out the same day that the show premieres. Yeah, and I just think that is so ratchet and I love it. I love that someone did that. They're not even hiding it anymore. Then usually they're like you know, we're here to find love. We're not here for the Insta followers, we're not. This person is like I'm here for the Spotify downloads. Just download my album. I love that. Whoever that person is, I love her. So we're.
Speaker 1:I know they released the contestants. I got to go look at them and make my murder board.
Speaker 2:I looked at them and they're lovely again, just the most beautiful women. The men have some potential of being just somebody we can make fun of. Yeah, but they're all like, um, they're all in the twenties this time. Oh, okay, there's no devastatingly older, wiser perv. They're all pretty much in their twenties and some of them I actually think might be really ready to settle down. One of them is already divorced, but he's like 28. Okay, he's already been married and has a kid, and you do. I'm like wow. So, yeah, I think maybe these guys might be legitimate, all right.
Speaker 1:So if we're going to, if we're going to do it, we need you guys to listen.
Speaker 2:Yeah, or or we're out, erica, is it Erica, Erica.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's Erica.
Speaker 2:Erica, if we find out that you're not downloading it, we are so done, we're out of here. You better listen every week, erica, but thank you so much for reaching out to us. We love, we love the feedback, so thank you, guys. Okay, so thank you for joining us.
Speaker 1:That was actually okay. I'm becoming more of a Survivor fan.
Speaker 2:I'm becoming more of a Survivor fan too. I like it when things happen, and this was amazing.
Speaker 1:I do like the romance brewing between Camilla and Kyle. It's a true love story. I do not think it's a romance between Eva and Joe, but I think that it is a bond. I think there is no true bond on the Vulva tribe. No.
Speaker 2:That's going to dry up real quick. I don't want. I'm honestly now rooting for mary because she's two weeks in a row they've had their eye on her. Say he's a bully. Justin and and cedric the non-entertainer? I mean, well, justin has no loyalties to anybody, right? At least cedric has one to say it's misplaced. But some some room for Mary on that team.
Speaker 1:You missed my double imponder of drying up.
Speaker 2:You said moments drying up. I'm sorry. How could I miss a shiny pun? That's brilliant, christine. Cheers to that, cheers to that.
Speaker 1:I love a good giant pun. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for listening to us. Yes, subscribe anywhere where you get your podcasts.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you for listening to us. Yes, craziness, subscribe anywhere where you get your podcasts. Yeah, because that's you know you're listening to us on something.
Speaker 1:Yes, right, so just subscribe. And we really are trying to get them out on a regular basis.
Speaker 2:We are yeah, we are, and we're still debating, erica, we're still debating, we're master debating for more time. But thank for Roar's Wife. Thank you so much. Thank you for listening to us.
Speaker 1:We'll see you next week. Bye, bye, I'm not going to work harder, I'm going to work harder, I'm going to make it. I want to survive. I want to survive, I want to survive.
Speaker 2:I'm wishing you the best.
