MAHD House Bar Talk
Tales of Tail Wags and Tools, Community Chatter Meets Home Handywork
Ever found yourself laughing amidst the chaos of a DIY project gone awry? My staircase-building escapade turned into a comedy of errors, reminiscent of the time-honored tradition of biting off more than one can chew in home improvements. But it's not all about the missed measurements; we also navigate the weightier conversations of our local community, including a heated debate on law enforcement's response to a recent incident. Join us as we blend the personal with the communal, the laughable with the critical.
Potty training a dog can feel like an epic odyssey, and believe me, Amanda's tales of canine misadventures are something every pet owner needs to hear. From the switcheroo of training pads to outdoor escapades, to a gaming establishment's payout that left us scratching our heads, our chat captures the rollercoaster of life's little frustrations and triumphs. We're dishing out anecdotes on invisible fences that complicate rather than simplify, and the whirlwind of planning community events with a side dish of motorcycle musings.
As we wrap up, get an insider's peek into the making of our podcast, the cultural conversations sparked by diverse TV shows, and the charm of an 'old boys club' gathering. We're looking at the world through a lens of humor, but we're not shying away from the serious stuff either. So, if you're up for a bit of dog talk, tales from the bar, and a sneak preview of what's coming up for our subscribers, this is the episode for you. We promise, it's not your ordinary Sunday chat.
We want everyone to enjoy the show and really appreciate your feed back
Ever found yourself laughing amidst the chaos of a DIY project gone awry? My staircase-building escapade turned into a comedy of errors, reminiscent of the time-honored tradition of biting off more than one can chew in home improvements. But it's not all about the missed measurements; we also navigate the weightier conversations of our local community, including a heated debate on law enforcement's response to a recent incident. Join us as we blend the personal with the communal, the laughable with the critical.
Potty training a dog can feel like an epic odyssey, and believe me, Amanda's tales of canine misadventures are something every pet owner needs to hear. From the switcheroo of training pads to outdoor escapades, to a gaming establishment's payout that left us scratching our heads, our chat captures the rollercoaster of life's little frustrations and triumphs. We're dishing out anecdotes on invisible fences that complicate rather than simplify, and the whirlwind of planning community events with a side dish of motorcycle musings.
As we wrap up, get an insider's peek into the making of our podcast, the cultural conversations sparked by diverse TV shows, and the charm of an 'old boys club' gathering. We're looking at the world through a lens of humor, but we're not shying away from the serious stuff either. So, if you're up for a bit of dog talk, tales from the bar, and a sneak preview of what's coming up for our subscribers, this is the episode for you. We promise, it's not your ordinary Sunday chat.
We want everyone to enjoy the show and really appreciate your feed back
Good morning April 21st, Sunday morning I'm here, Jimmy Guido's here, and good morning you guys are here.
Speaker 2:Let's see who's on here, yet I don't know, is someone on here already. No, yeah, no. There's a cop in there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, somebody's on there already Always a.
Speaker 2:No, that's a.
Speaker 1:Is it you? No, somebody's on there already Always a no, that's a. Is it you? No, it's us, us. Why is it us? It's not just you, I think it's you. I don't know how was your week.
Speaker 2:Oh long yeah, it's been working a lot.
Speaker 1:I did that damn uh I started on scotty's stairs. Morning, brian, I started on scotty's stairs and uh morning brian, I spend my first day getting everything ready.
Speaker 1:I ain't built stairs in a while. You know, I spent my first day and uh, I spent my first day on these damn stairs and uh, yeah, I fucked them up and you know what I did was the treads are they come out? I guess apparently 10 and a quarter. I thought they came out. 10 and three quarter. Treads are there, they're right there. I don't even measure them, I just in my head. I know they're 10 and three quarter, 10 and a quarter. I thought they came out. 10 and three quarter. Treads are there, they're right there. I don't even measure them, I just in my head. I know they're 10 and three quarter, 10 and a half. If they're short, you know they'll vary. I figured, you know, and I go to do it, and I had like barely a nosing on the stairs, like as I go to put the first one on.
Speaker 1:I was fuck it of the day and just started fresh the next day. I was mad did you get them done? No, I don't have them done. No, they're ready to start putting. We're starting them. We've been putting, uh, the we're down like three or four down. But the problem is I gotta order, like because everything he wants, everything oversized, so I gotta order treads in for now, like I could do the ones that go into the wall, but then after that it opens up. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:So then I got to have to open it. You think that might be compensation. What's that Oversizing everything.
Speaker 1:Oh, he called Scotty out. Scotty, yeah, he said, the addition is overcompensating, don't compensate me buddy. That's fucked up, that's kind of rude.
Speaker 1:That was a question. Damn Jeez, that's a rude question. He got a big truck. I didn't measure even. I didn't even measure once Brian, I just in my head knew what it was. I'm not getting Brian that's because I'm on Madhouse Bar and Grill right there I see him and then I got bar talk up here. I try to do those two. And then there's also contracting that's running on, but I don't have it on there. I don't have anybody watching that morning. Johnny newman, the uh, the week was kind of crazy around the rain, huh yeah what the hell was that about?
Speaker 2:Car chases and shootings, all kinds of shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what about that? The marshals went in to get that guy.
Speaker 2:That's crazy.
Speaker 1:And they shot him. They killed him up in his bedroom, said he was attacking him with a table leg. Yeah, I'm sure he was. I mean, even if he was, though, right, I mean, you're a federal marshal, you don't have a way to deal with somebody with a table leg or a club or something. I mean, come on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it wasn't a gun.
Speaker 1:That don't sound right to me. That's not fair. I don't think. I don't think.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I'm sure there's going to be some investigation on that.
Speaker 1:I mean it don't seem right to me. I mean I don't know, I don't like it. I know he was a violent criminal and stuff, but it was just. I think he was just a probation violation, is all they were going after him for.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's too much, yeah, that's way too much but he had a club.
Speaker 1:I mean, in this day and age, that's not okay. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Right, there's so many. When we were kids, I mean, they'd just beat your ass.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you wouldn't fuck with a club. You wouldn't even think about it, they would. Just you knew you was getting your ass handed to you if you fucked with them. Just walk up and get the cuffs off. Yeah, you wouldn't mess with it.
Speaker 2:yeah, but yeah, nowadays that's like unheard of Like you. Just that's not acceptable.
Speaker 1:I don't know about with the, with the federal marshals though, we're talking just cops, that's a that was like federal marshals, but you would think like, okay, if he's coming at you at a table, you can't shoot him in the leg but you got tasers, you got mace, you got. They said he tasered him and it didn't do anything then there's another taser.
Speaker 2:Somebody else got one in it.
Speaker 1:I would imagine, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I'm sure I think they shoot twice or something.
Speaker 1:Something. I would think you'd shoot them in the leg first. I'm just saying you don't just take them out. I wouldn't think you'd just wipe them out.
Speaker 2:I don't know. You'd just think they'd have a riot gear on where they could just rush them anyways, like that club wouldn't?
Speaker 1:would think. You'd think if it's one guy and like five federal marshals, I would think that the club doesn't beat anything anyways.
Speaker 2:Listen, you think it's five federal marshals. Remember that one with the girl. How many was there?
Speaker 1:That was cops though this was marshals.
Speaker 2:This was federal marshals.
Speaker 1:I don't know how many were in there. I just seen like outside afterwards and there was like five of them standing around, but I don't know how many were up in the room when it happened.
Speaker 2:but I thought they said three of them went to the hospital if you're that scary to be a cop, you shouldn't be a cop, I think it's kind of like the dog situation, right, what when they shot the dog tipped?
Speaker 1:uh, what was the dog's name? I can't remember justice.
Speaker 2:For what the hell?
Speaker 1:was her. I can't remember Justice for what the hell was her?
Speaker 2:name I don't remember.
Speaker 1:Justice, for I don't remember her name now. Damn it, I feel bad. I want to say Tipsy, but that's my dog's name. But it might be. It might be what it was.
Speaker 2:I don't remember. It sounds right, right. Justice for Tipsy yeah.
Speaker 1:I tipsy. Yeah, I don't know, maybe that's where she got the name. No, we amanda named that dog after. That was tipsy, just because we have a bar. We thought that was, you know, kind of funny cute. But uh, yeah, I don't know. I think like ended up being shot him in the leg. I would think, yeah, no, kidding man that's it's funny well, you know what the thing is.
Speaker 1:She amanda was getting so pissed about this dog, like she's going fuck this dog, it's gotta go. You know what the thing is? She amanda was getting so pissed about this dog like she's going fuck this dog, it's got to go. I'm done, I'm not dealing with it, this and that, but she's training them, like on the p-pad and all that stuff, and I'm like I go, I go. Okay, I'm done, I'm not dealing with this, no more. So I just I cut it out. I got rid of all the p-pads and shit like that and just started training her outside and we've had no problems. I mean, you got to wipe her ass still, but Amanda's problem was if she went on the pee pad and you're not in there and then she's got ass hanging with you know what I mean Cock a butt and then she runs around your house you know what I'm saying Like where, if you take them outside to use the bathroom, you just wipe their ass before you bring them in. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Just a shitty situation. It is a very shitty situation.
Speaker 1:I just told her before we went on air I said just put the pumpkin in it, Because she put pumpkin powder. I don't know. I think we talked about it. She tried to kill the dog. Yeah, she bought some Chinese Pumpkin powder. She bought some Chinese pumpkin powder that you put in their food and it thickens it up or whatever. And she got so sick we've been scared to actually give her pumpkin. Pumpkin, Like, what if it was an allergic reaction to that? Like we didn't know. But I think it was contaminated Chinese junk is what I think it was. So you got some more, no pumpkin, like actual know unsweetened pumpkin pie filling type stuff. You know what I mean. This was powder before, but this is just like what you would make a pumpkin pie with. You know what I mean. Just put that in there. They say that thickens it up. I mean if she has a thick poop it'll be all right, I'll just drop out. You know what I'm saying. You would think I hope at the very least it should be easier to wipe.
Speaker 1:Right now it's like 20 wipes man, holy shit man, that's just fucked up the other day I wiped her ass like six times, seven times, seven baby wipes now I'm not talking toilet paper, baby wipes, seven of them. And amanda takes it for a walk and she's like didn't you wipe the dog's ass? Because she's out in the sunlight and she can see the stain still on her.
Speaker 2:God, man, I don't know, that's too much.
Speaker 1:This is my life.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I called you the other day. He was walking her. Yeah, that shit was funny. Yeah, that was ridiculous.
Speaker 1:I called you the other day he was walking her. Yeah, that shit was funny. Yeah, that was ridiculous. I've chid Brian. I did that this week. I switched it to Brian, said change the food. I changed it to Bill Jack.
Speaker 1:This week I went down to Bevan's. They moved down here. I didn't even realize they moved. She's down here. She's doing more grooming and stuff now and it used to be. You'd go. That's where you went to get bill jack. Basically was bevins. They always had you know the good stuff there and I went in to see her and she didn't have any of that stuff down there. But she did have. She did say she goes. Yeah, that bill jack is supposed to like bond better and all that. She goes, yeah, she goes. That's what I would do. I would just go get bill. So I ended up going to the pet store and getting Bill Jack, but it hasn't made a difference. She's like four days in now and it hasn't made a difference. So I want to try the pumpkin. Hopefully the pumpkin shit works. I don't know. Crazy man, it's crazy what you did, what we're dealing with.
Speaker 2:Look, you know how we support the local businesses. We talk good about them and stuff. But I'm going to have to say I went to George's last weekend.
Speaker 1:You mentioned that last week.
Speaker 2:It was horrible.
Speaker 1:You said that last week.
Speaker 2:And then that phases. They're ridiculous too.
Speaker 1:Why? What happened there?
Speaker 2:I went on a one day. I went on a video game, yeah, and it was was it $1,300? So they didn't have the cards or nothing. They couldn't pay me. So I was like, all right, that's fine. So then they say, come back next week, next week, next week, next week, the following week. So I go back. They still didn't have it. I had to come back a couple days later.
Speaker 1:I'm like damn next week yeah.
Speaker 2:So then I was like, all right, no big deal happened one time, no big deal. So then I go back again and I hit 72. I think it was 71 something, whatever 70 bucks. So uh, it was on a, was it saturday? And they closed on sunday. They said, come, come back Monday. I said, all right, no problem, I'll come back Monday. They're like, can you come back tomorrow? I said man, and I just crumbled up the ticket and threw it at them. I said, keep it, man. I was like god damn, y'all motherfuckers, that fucking petty, you ain't got 70 bucks.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what the hell is that about?
Speaker 2:Yeah, take that fucking machine out of there if you ain't gonna be able to pay up.
Speaker 1:Whose machines are they?
Speaker 2:What is it? Rain Music.
Speaker 1:Is it? That's what I'm wondering. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I don't know who it is. I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's Lorraine Music. But I'm like it doesn't really matter about the company that provides the machine. It's the bar owner, right?
Speaker 1:Well, the bar owner, right. Well, I don't know what other people's policy is. The way we have it with Lorraine Music. Our agreement with them is that we clean out the machines and stuff. You know what I mean. We have the key, we go in, we get the money. So if somebody hits, usually the money's in the machines, so you just got to get in the machines and get the money out. I mean, if that was a possibility, I guess it could have been a week. No, a week is too much, no. But I mean if they had to wait for another, like I don't know if it's not lorraine music, if it's somebody else, like you know what I mean. But regardless.
Speaker 2:72 they might have a different, you would wait on your money, not have your customer wearing them right and not multiple times. Yeah, I agree with you. I I was like keep it.
Speaker 1:Damn, you're all so petty, so you lost 70 bucks this week. That was last week. You gave them 70 bucks.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I'll never go back in there 70 bucks. Fucking petty.
Speaker 1:That's a lot of money.
Speaker 2:I guess for them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, 70 bucks.
Speaker 2:Hit, here I lost here this week.
Speaker 1:When you do, I'm going to make you wait a week.
Speaker 2:Yeah, maybe, Maybe two weeks. I'm going to wait until you just throw the ticket at me and then I get the money. There, you go. Win-win for you. Win-win, yeah. Put the money in the machine and then you get my winnings Right. That's how it works, yeah.
Speaker 1:I like it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I bet you do. I like it. It's a good idea.
Speaker 1:I think I should do that. Faze is Kathy. Kathy's asking where it's at. That's Faze's. That's the old Union Hall across the street next to Smokes for Less.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we gave them such good props here, Undeserved.
Speaker 1:I guess They've been rude to me. They call me racist and stuff Like they're. Just she's been rude to me, look it.
Speaker 2:I go in there, I buy, I think, one beer, lady's sitting there, I buy her two drinks and then I tip the bartender. Good, you know what I'm saying. Like, I don't even go in there like that, but I, you know, tip the bartender. Good, was she cute a customer well, the bartender.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's why you tipped her.
Speaker 2:Good don't pretend you were doing something nice. You know me better than that.
Speaker 1:I tip all these.
Speaker 2:I tip all these ugly girls. No, I'm just saying no, she's cute. I tipped her by some lady that she used to come in here with um, what's her name? Damn, she used to come in here with what's her name? Damn, she used to come in here, but anyway, she was there. I don't really know her, but I've seen her around.
Speaker 1:So I bought her a couple of drinks and then I, you know, tipped a bartender and all that. Jeff Simmons just said he's got an English bulldog Said he's got a white brass. Every time he comes back in. And then he said good morning guys. Oh my God. Kathy said she hit 200, took him an hour in the back. She had just waited an hour.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:I don't know Hours better than a week.
Speaker 2:I think they're prejudiced, is that?
Speaker 1:what it is, kathy is white.
Speaker 2:They keep throwing that racist shit over here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you might be right, it might be what it is.
Speaker 2:Maybe they're racist and throwing the blame somewhere else. What do you think?
Speaker 1:That lady that owns Bevan's, like she's seen me. She goes hey Jim, like sis came in. I have no clue who she is. No, I don't know her. I mean I'm not saying I don't, I mean she looks familiar. I don't know who she is, though I and is she involved when we do that, that pit bulldog stuff that we do? Probably, I would imagine. Right, I think so. So that's probably where she knows me from. She knew she knew me right away, like she's like. She's like hey, jim, and like came over and talked to me. She's oh, you got a frenchie. She's like. I'm like who is this woman like? But maybe she hears a podcast. No, I bet you she, no, I bet you she comes in with that when we do that. Poker run Probably.
Speaker 2:With.
Speaker 1:I don't know what she looks like, but I always deal with. I always deal with her, with the, with the my friend over there that I went to school with you know what I mean. That actually runs the or is part of it. Where's it at now? That's who I usually deal with. It's now it's in that like by Hawks Greenhouse or whatever. Like kind of Really, yeah, over by, like next to the old Racquetball Club or whatever. Like it's weird, like you got to go through the fence and stuff. But she's doing more grooming now. She doesn't do any um, kennels and stuff like she used to do, because that was their big thing was kennels. She doesn't do any of that anymore. She just does grooming and stuff. But she had like five groomers over there for it. Yeah, nice little spot, it was cool little spot. Went and checked it out. Maybe she's she. She's a real pretty woman that owns that place. She's a.
Speaker 2:She's a real pretty, drive a corvette. To drive a Corvette right.
Speaker 1:I don't know, dude, I have no clue.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think she had a yellow Corvette down here years ago.
Speaker 1:Pretty blonde lady.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's older now, huh.
Speaker 1:Still pretty, I mean still. I mean doesn't matter what age she is, she's pretty. You know what I mean? She'd be pretty at 25. She's a pretty woman. She's a real pretty woman. But that's why I was shocked that she knew me. I'm like I'd never seen this woman before. That I remember. I don't know I feel bad for even saying it, but I really don't remember that woman ever. Maybe she was having a good hair day or something this time. Maybe she's not pretty, I don't know she used. Maybe she was having a good hair day or something this time, maybe.
Speaker 2:maybe she's not pretty, I don't know. Yeah, no, that that place really kind of just pissed me off. Phases yeah, just weird, they go through. Phases yeah, they're just.
Speaker 1:Oh man, I don't know johnny newman said that's the old owner's daughter, amy, that had the vet. Is that who owns it? Now, though, amy, what was her name? I don't know, I, dude. She came up to me like knew me a hundred percent, and I had no clue. You're so fucking rude, that's so rude, that I didn't know her. Yeah, what I should have said. I didn't know her. Yeah, what I should have said I don't know who you are. Can I have your name please?
Speaker 2:You'd be like what's your name again, that's all.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Jeff just switched from being on Bar Talk to Bar and Grill. He switched on us, he switched off. I talked to bar and grill. He switched on us, he switched off. I don't know why. I commented on it already what he said, but uh, yeah, so you know it's funny because we do that thing with uh kim has it now her name's kim kim, apparently.
Speaker 2:I don't know but I was right about the vet. All I know is it was the other vet down there. Yeah, I don't know who that is either.
Speaker 1:I don't know I was right about the vet. All I know is it was the yellow vet down there. Yeah, I don't know who that is either. I went in there. I used to go in there to buy food a long time ago, but I don't remember who I dealt with or paid attention. I just went running and grabbed food, you know what I mean, and nobody knew my name, that's for sure Back then. I don't know, uh-oh something.
Speaker 2:And nobody knew my name.
Speaker 1:That's for sure, back then I don't know Something went wrong, Uh-oh something went wrong. Somebody went and talked to, said that name, that name you can't say. I thought, you changed that all over.
Speaker 1:I changed it out there, but not on this one here, I need to change that, but yeah, so it's funny because we do that with the poker run, with the pit bulls down there, the, the, that they're doing the canine club down here, and now we're going to do this other thing for the, for the, for the uh, for with dogs, the dog park thing, and that's that's going to be may 4th. Okay, so may 4th and jeremy jordan just started watching. You want to listen to this? May 4th in berea at, I think it's. What is it called? Let me go look. I think it's called wj wj green lodge, which is in berea. It's part of the.
Speaker 1:From 11 to 6, we're going to do an event called Top Dog Tailgating and it's brought to you by the City Dogs of Cleveland. It's put on by the City Dogs of Cleveland For anybody who wants to go. You can bring your dogs. It's $25 donation per person and for that $25, you get food and beverage. We're going to be there live doing the podcast, along with whatever else. I think there's multiple people doing podcasts there. And here's the kicker If you are a subscriber to Madhouse Bar Talk, you come as part of our group for free, you and a guest If you're a subscriber for Madhouse Bar Talk, and so you get food and beverage. Have a good day.
Speaker 2:Hey, you said it's $25 a dog, but it's $35 a person. Oh, okay, but if your dog leaks, it's $35 a person, right?
Speaker 1:Well, this is out in the metro park, so I don't think it matters if your dog leaks. Oh, okay, I was just making. Well, this is out in the Metro. Park, so I don't think it matters if your dog leaks.
Speaker 2:Okay, I was just making it clear.
Speaker 1:But yeah, so I think that's cool. So if you are a subscriber to Madhouse Bar Talk, you will get to come in free and come and join us, have fun and get food and beverage and everything.
Speaker 2:And what day does that fall? On Saturday, it's a Saturday, yep, and it's in.
Speaker 1:Bere Saturday. It's a Saturday, yep, and it's in Berea. It's part of the Metro Parks, it's like there's kind of like a pavilion. That's why it's the JW Lodge or whatever JW something, lodge, whatever it is, and I'll post that on Bar Talk for anybody. If you go on the Facebook page for Madhouse Bar Talk, I'll put that on there and yeah, it'll be fun, I think. I think we'll have fun. But it's 11 to 6. What are we going to do from 11 to 6? We're going to be on air the whole time. No, hell, no. Do an hour, maybe take a break, do another hour or something.
Speaker 1:We got enough shit to talk, and then we could just cut it up later the one episode, get the good stuff out of it man johnny, you're, you're, you're mean.
Speaker 2:What do you say?
Speaker 1:no, he said she had a lazy eye. Her husband was ray block him. Well, it's funny, because did I ever tell you about that one? The one hvac guy used to work with all the time johnny, this dude was cool as hell and everybody called him Johnny Walleye. Everybody did he had the eye, was always looking at the wall and everybody called him Johnny Walleye and I just assumed that was just everybody called it that I called it to his face and he just looked at me like damn dude.
Speaker 1:Oops him to his face and he just looked at me damn dude, oops, yeah, oops, sorry, yeah, he was. Uh, yeah, he, he was a cool dude, I liked him. But it was funny because then the one, the one guy, kevin, that worked me we were talking about him, the lazy one, the lazy carpenter, that's good, but he's only good because he's lazy. He was there and they were talking and he wanted to play. I guess they played because Kevin loves his video games. He's always online playing video games and stuff, and Kevin set it up to hook up with him so they could play online together or whatever on this video game. And his name was like I forget what, man, what was it? Like Pink Fluffy Cupcake or something. And I mean this is a big burly guy. You know what? I mean, it was just fucking hilarious. He goes that was my daughter's handle or something. I'm like yeah sure it was.
Speaker 1:That's funny. Yeah, so I don't know how we're going to handle that. As far as, like, it's a long, it's a seven-hour event. I mean I don't know what we're going to do for seven hours. I don't either. I mean, maybe watch what's going on. I don't know what else they're going to do there. I mean, but they're drinking beer. The beer is included too, for the 25 bucks. You can't beat that. That's a good deal. Yeah, I'm going to have to go rent a dog.
Speaker 1:Well, you're already in, because you're in on a bar talk.
Speaker 2:I don't want to be without a dog. You Like without a dog, come on, you're going to. You got to borrow a dog.
Speaker 1:That's like going to a. I got one you could borrow. No, I'll give you some baby wipes. Yeah, that's all right Shit, but you know it's way easier. Now though, with the dog. Anyway, it's just way easier. She goes outside. I mean, Amanda's whole problem is she jumping around on the furniture.
Speaker 2:The dog's, this big man.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So why do you need seven wipes to wipe his ass? Dude, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1:You tell me why? I don't know why, man, I'll hook up the hose. It's a greasy streak. It's a greasy streak, it's just greasy. And they're wipes too. It's not toilet paper, it's wipes. Man, I'd be grabbing that dog by the ass, and that's what it needs, like one of those little pet kennel things.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a little bidet or something.
Speaker 1:Yeah right.
Speaker 2:Jeez.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know, it's ridiculousness. Jeff said his rings the doorbell Really, so do you have it? So, jeff, okay, here's the next question. Do you have it like on a? Is it a fenced in yard or do you have like one of those invisible fences? What do you got to contain your dog Cause? See what we did is I thought it'd be nice. Okay, we're having her go outside. I went, bought it. I bought an invisible fence and it's my mom has the same one.
Speaker 1:It's like a, it's a box. You set it up and then you set the radius for that, the distance around it, and then you take them out there, you put the collar on them and they walk them around or whatever, and they get zapped. So then they, but it beeps first, then when it gets too far, it zaps them, they, and and the first time we put it on her, you know it beeped, zapped her, she jumped back, everything's great. So then Amanda takes her out, trying to like, show her or whatever, and, like, amanda, walks her out. Amanda won't put it back on her, no more, because she goes. I wouldn't stop beeping. Oh well, it wouldn't do it, it was zapping the shit out of her. She's got a video dude.
Speaker 2:I'll see if she'll let me post. This dog is like freaking, like freaking out jumping all over the place she's like nope, I'm not doing it not happening, put it on her, I know keep her at home, don't let her leave, say here.
Speaker 1:It ain't so bad, try it I'll end up like uh, what, what's his name? The the Ariel Castro? What the Damn? What was the? So what was the other thing with the helicopters and the Hellcat and all that? What was that going on?
Speaker 2:I don't know, man, I didn't look into it. I sounded pretty crazy it was there was helicopters going forever? I guess there was two of them. Huh, Two cars running around.
Speaker 1:I heard there was two incidents. I heard one like ran into some apartments in Lorain or something I don't know. Like the person got out of the car, ran into apartments in Lorain. I heard that one happen. But then the big one that I heard was this Hellcat, they're saying. They said that thing went around a circle at 113, out there freaking on two wheels, went around that new loop. They just put out there, said that it was on two wheels and they had the helicopters that were following it. It went to like they said it was going down 57 at like 100 miles an hour, which doesn't seem that fast, but I mean it seems like a Hellcat could do a lot faster than that, depending on what the situation is.
Speaker 1:But then they jumped out in Columbia Station, right along Rocky River and were running across the river. I guess he just jumped out and ran across the river and she was having trouble getting across the river. She was pregnant. There was two of them. She was pregnant, but I have no clue what they did, who it was. I haven't heard another word about it other than that. That's all I was. I haven't heard another word about it Other than that. That's all I know. I have no idea why they were chasing them, nothing, but the helicopters were out for God at least three more hours after that. I don't know what they were doing.
Speaker 2:Well, they finally got to go out. They probably was like let's enjoy it while we're out here.
Speaker 1:Just go out and enjoy, have fun. Jeff says he got nothing like that, nothing of the sorts. Is Amanda sending me? Amanda's sending me the video. Now how do I? I wonder if I could get? I see I need to get that where it posted on here. This video is nuts dude. It's freaking nuts video of what that's that's her when she goes to. So this is the video of her whenever she goes to to take her, take her for a walk, and how it like falls apart, like how it messes up, like the whole thing, just like it goes bad it goes real bad.
Speaker 2:Do you see it? No?
Speaker 1:yeah, she just like zaps, zap the shit out of her, goes jumping around. It's crazy. It does look bad, but I think that she was just doing some jumping still out of being upset about it. It wasn't that funny dick.
Speaker 2:She did a wheelie.
Speaker 1:Dude, it's no joke. I don't know if we can get that to where I can see it. I don't know. I don't think we could get it where we can see it.
Speaker 2:Put it out there, go closer.
Speaker 1:Well, no, I got to do it in real time, I think Because if I do it in real time. I can see it myself real good.
Speaker 2:Oh, that shit was funny.
Speaker 1:Yeah, real good. Oh, that shit was funny. Yeah, amanda freaked out. Now she will not. Let me have this thing on there, I'll get a wheelie. Let me see if I can. Can I get it in full screen to do this? Let me see here there we go, that's better.
Speaker 1:So there it is now. Watch the dog as the dog's coming, if I can get it to clear up a little bit, the dog goes right there. She goes to walk past like where, the, where the uh flags are, there's flags out there. See her how she's still saying, she's freaking out like she's still like she's like no, this is no good yeah, you can't really tell too good, but yeah, zap the shit out of her now.
Speaker 1:Amanda won't let me have the fence, because that would make your life easy If you could just let her out, because my mom does that. My mom just opens the door, lets the dog out, because she'll bring the whole box with her. Let the dog out and the dog will just go out. It hears the beep and they stop. They don't go to where they get zapped. You know, and I keep telling Amanda that's what will happen. She's like nope, ain't doing it.
Speaker 2:Why don't you just put, like a chicken fence around your back door and then she just goes right there. It can't go past.
Speaker 1:I don't want that. That's stupid.
Speaker 2:Why.
Speaker 1:Cause. Okay, I mean you're going to limit the dog to a little chicken fence right at your back door. You, which it doesn't even matter because that back door is like boarded up right now Because of Mike Ogle Ogle. Yeah, mike Ogle, he's doing such a good job.
Speaker 2:He trimmed your window, yeah.
Speaker 1:He weed whacked back there yesterday and I was in the kitchen and I heard thump and I'm like what the fuck? That didn't sound good. So then, uh, he comes in and he comes to the door, or well, he called me and he goes, he goes, he goes. You got the cash on you, or I got to get it later. I go, no.
Speaker 2:I got it back out.
Speaker 1:I'm like that's what it was. So, yeah, I had to board up the window back there. Now, yeah, it's boarded up. I got to go get a new door now.
Speaker 2:I bet he felt bad.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he didn't feel that bad. He took the hundred bucks and was out, did he, yeah't? It didn't take him three minutes to get out of there you probably need a new back window yeah, it's gone it was there you go.
Speaker 2:You got a little door, a doggy door.
Speaker 1:He could walk right out yeah, he could just walk right out of it. I just put a hinge right on it. Yeah, see how that works. That that uh, yeah, that was. That was a loud ass pop, but I didn't think it sounded like glass broke, but it was shattered or shattered shattered. It didn't fall down. It did not fall down.
Speaker 2:No it was shattered.
Speaker 1:It was just, like, you know, crackled, but the thing is all night. You could hear it like if you were down there. Yeah, you could hear, could hear it.
Speaker 2:Just You're like it's about to fall it sounded like you would a Keurig.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, it was. I mean, it was annoying, so yeah.
Speaker 2:You got enough on your list, you just added another one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, right Now, let me go fix a door, let me go. But he did a nice job at the bar. Oh well, that's wonderful. How he did a nice job at the bar oh well, that's wonderful. I have to say he did a really nice job.
Speaker 2:How nice is that. I came I said wow, he did a nice job.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, it was wonderful, yeah, wonderful.
Speaker 2:Man, it was a mess around here. He cleaned it up real nice. He did a good job yeah.
Speaker 1:Uh-huh, yeah, what did he do?
Speaker 2:got to get rid of it. So loud hey. Training collar with a remote what's that?
Speaker 1:somebody said something well, that's what I had as a, that's what it is as a training collar, that's a fence collar, oh, oh, the one where you zap it yourself yeah yeah, yeah, I don't know how I feel about that either.
Speaker 1:I don't know they have. They have those Like I. I I worked on man. I God, I don't want to know who it is. I wish I could remember who what it was a Browns player trying to remember what his name was. He retired. He owns an insurance company now in Westlake, or maybe it's in North Olmsted, but his house was in Westlake and we worked on his house and their dog had like a training collar and it would get out and take off running Like you couldn't even see it, it wouldn't be, it'd be gone, and they just hit the button and run back.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That was cool. It was pretty slick. I was shocked yeah.
Speaker 2:No, the dog was shocked.
Speaker 1:Well, I don't know Cause, I think that it beeps at first. I think I think the training one beeps at two, oh yeah, yeah Beeps, and then they just come back. You don't even have to zap it, right? I don't know, but our lives are better now, now that she's going out. That's all I'm saying. Lives are better. I still want to know what went on with that helicopter, though. That was crazy shit. That was wild.
Speaker 2:Well, you guys were busy yesterday. Huh, all day, huh, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Yeah, friday too. Yeah, pretty good. Yeah, we were busy yesterday, without the patio too, though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was pretty busy.
Speaker 1:That new girl, amber, that's down there. She was the bartender at night and I called off because there was so much wind blowing through the patio and I'm watching and I go. Yeah, cause it was so like there was so much wind blowing through the patio and I'm watching and I go yeah, it's probably nobody's going to want to sit out there, you know.
Speaker 1:So I just called uh Malibu and said there's no reason, I think, to open a patio. And then I went out there and I'm like man, it's actually pretty nice. I probably should have just opened it up, dude, it was pretty nice actually inside the patio, even though they were like the canvas was flapping and stuff, it was fine and the heaters weren't even on yet and it was fine.
Speaker 2:I mean Terry sat out there for a little bit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it wasn't bad. Well, it was all right for a smoker to go out there and smoke and go back in, but I don't think people. But without heaters, though dude that's with no heat.
Speaker 1:I mean you got heaters, I don't know. I think it would have been fine to have it open, but either way, once I got rid of it I screwed up. I should have just had her come serve, if nothing else, inside, because the inside was busy all night and it was just only Amber down there. But she handled it okay. It seemed like I saw Liz helping her out a little bit.
Speaker 1:I did see some people helping her here and there, but for the most part she was doing her thing moving and grooving. She did all right. She seems to be a pretty good addition she rolls her silverware for real. Oh, she's a keeper then no, I said if she, if she rolled her. The other day we came in and there was no silverware to be found anywhere.
Speaker 2:Who worked that night?
Speaker 1:her. Oh, when next morning we come in and there was, like I mean, literally I looked, azare was a bartender in the morning and I go, you ain't got no silverware. There was none. Because I actually I fried up my egg whites or whatever and I'm like I go to grab me a fork and I'm like there there's no silverware, none. She goes, no, not, I mean there was not one, not one. Wow, like how could there be not one? I was, oh man, I couldn't believe it. So I don't know if that's a matter of training. I think that's what it seems like. That would be a training issue right what trainer?
Speaker 1:Amanda said she rolled silverware before she left last night. Who, Santiago? No, my Amanda. Evidently she was watching her roll silver, but I needed to watch her. Last night I told her I'd be watching a little extra when I went to bed a little early. Though you can hang out, Jeff, without without drinking. That's all I'm saying. You don't have to get drunk what do you say?
Speaker 1:puke in the parking lot. Um, he said he misses hanging out here, but he doesn't miss knowing where his keys are sunday morning. Yeah, pretty neat stuff. I think I'm ready for boating season. That's what I that's what's in my head. I started I get my boat ready and get it in the water. Oh, you can take it out two times this year. No, I'm forcing it to happen this year, man how many times you take it out?
Speaker 2:last year twice, how many did the year before?
Speaker 1:oh, the year before. Seven. Maybe seven's acceptable I could live with acceptable. I could live with seven.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I could live with seven, you don't feel like you just wasted your money in storage and all that shit, and then spending some weekends there.
Speaker 1:I like spending the weekends there. To me I wouldn't. I would just go stay at the Marine all summer. That's what I would do If it was up to me. I would stay at the Marine all summer. I'd never come home. All summer I'd never come home. But amanda feels bad because they're watching, uh, or the kids in the neighborhood, don't you know that dylan's not like, doesn't have them to play with and he doesn't have no kids really down there. You know, all the time there used to be more kids down there, or maybe they are, but they're in a different area. They're not there because when we go to the pool there seems to be kids there when we go swimming at the pool in the marina. Oh sweet Doug, I can't wait. That's awesome. Doug's coming back to Valley Harbor this year. I see that. So he must be getting rid of it. I did see his boat. I did see your carver for sale. What'd you get now? He, he had a carver, so he had to move out.
Speaker 1:He was down hey, actually I think he's in where keith is, or right by where keith is, where a copper kettle or something for a million, but on the other side of the bridge because, like, keith can't get under that bridge with that 50 footer but he can't, doug still, doug had that. Uh, it was a carver. It's got like the fly bridge, it sits high. You know what I mean. Well, I don't even know if his has a. I think it has a fly bridge. I'm pretty sure it does. I don't think I actually went and looked at this boat. I've been on his other boats. He had the other last two. He had before this one, but not that one. Well, he was out of Valley Harbor Because he'll come down. If you're down there, he'll come down and just like come on, let's go.
Speaker 2:He come here a couple times.
Speaker 1:Doug George, he's been here a couple times. Yeah, I think I met him Doug George, yeah, you know, you got to know who he is. He was one of the original owners of Sal and Al's.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think I met him here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's a realtor yeah he's the one that listed that property in ridgeville that we sold that he was. He's a good dude. His whole family's been in the restaurant business for years and years. You know what I mean the georges are infamous with, like I think his mom has. What is that? The moose moose head or what is that called over there? What is that called over there? Oh, you were in Jackalope last year. I didn't know that. Yeah, I guess he was over there in Jackalope last year. He was in the lagoons, like he was kind of by where Keith is. Keith's in Vermilion Power Boats is where Keith is, but it's right kind of where, because Doug's was, I guess, just in the lagoons. I guess not in an actual marina, I don't know. But I can't wait. I want to get on the boat this year. The jet ski's ready to go. It's in good shape.
Speaker 2:I can't wait for you to be on the boat too. Yeah, you can't wait. No, you know why why.
Speaker 1:Because when you're I take the bike, yeah, that does happen, that's true.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it does happen.
Speaker 1:That was looking at now. Yesterday you said you liked it. What's that? Troy's son's bike?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1:To me it looks like an Indian. It looks like Harley is trying to copy the.
Speaker 2:Indian? I doubt it.
Speaker 1:But anyway, it's what it looks like. The bags look like an Indian. The front end looks like an Indian. Have a good one, doug. The uh, the uh. Everything about it looks like an Indian to me. It does. It looks like an Indian. Sounded like Harley, but it looks like an Indian.
Speaker 2:Well, that's all that matters. It sounds like Harley.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I don't like the way the Indians look though I like that bike. Yeah, I don't like it. I don't care for it.
Speaker 2:It's a new style. It's one of them things you got to get used to it to you.
Speaker 1:It looks like an Indian, though it looks like they copied an Indian.
Speaker 2:I don't agree. I don't think so.
Speaker 1:I swear to God, if you take that and look at that compared to an Indian chieftain, the bags like the hard bags. On an Indian chieftain it looks the same. It's got that rounded short bag. They look generic to me. On an Indian Like I think the Indian looks generic.
Speaker 2:Well.
Speaker 1:And now the Harley's going to duplicate that. That's crazy. They were going the right way with my bags. They're stretched, coming over the pipes and stuff. That looks good. It's just a different style.
Speaker 2:Yeah an.
Speaker 1:Indian style. It's an Indian style. You could just go buy the Indian for half the price, right? Why buy the Indian?
Speaker 2:for half the price, right, why buy the Harley? I don't know all the specs on the Minions. I really ain't talked to anybody that really got one, so I don't know. The only one that I know that's got one is Angel. This is just a Scout or something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but Pat's got them. Pat prefers them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, that's a preference thing Pat Campana's got it.
Speaker 1:He actually just bought a new one actually, and it was an Indian. He was looking, looking and he ended up buying an Indian. So I don't know, I have no idea. We might have a prospect for a producer.
Speaker 2:For real.
Speaker 1:Yeah, to come in and help us with the production. That's what we need. Yeah, that's. I think that I think we have a prospect for it. It's the guy that we we did a shout out to red line before. Oh, yeah and uh, I was talking to him yesterday. He, he come in the bar and he goes, he goes, hey, I, hey, jim, I listen to your podcast and I'm like, yes, I got you, you got my attention and I was like, right away jumped on it like, yeah, what do you need?
Speaker 2:usually you'd be like I ain't got time for this. What are you podcast?
Speaker 1:so, anyways, he got, he started telling me that he did, uh, he did, the red line, he did the production and he was this he was actually one of the talents and the producers on the red line one. And I'm like, oh really, and I kind of remembered it because me and you were looking at it back when, uh, uh, we heard about it. Yeah, and it was. Sean panther was on it. We knew sean, so we were like watching it and I remember the graphics and stuff were pretty good on it right on yeah, yeah, they were real good.
Speaker 1:So then I'm like looking at his name's rob jay and uh, he sent me some links. I got his number. He sent me some links and he's his number. He sent me some links and he's. I went and looked at some of his other stuff, cause he was on Cleveland finest podcast and then he had that one and then he's done some like videos too, where it's just like little short series type videos that he does for it's like a college, like college NBC or something like that, so something, something to that effect. But I mean, seems like he's got the know-how for the stuff that we want to do that's exactly what we was looking for and then we can start, you know, setting that up with I think we're going to do this week.
Speaker 1:We're going to put the TVs in here and I might even try and get the cameras in here this week, because I'd like to pull this the, the stuff we're using now I'd like to use for the mobile when we go, like on May 4th. So that's not that far away. So I kind of want to get it set up in here because I don't want to take this down and reset it up. You know what I mean. So I think we're going to try and have that conversation with him today. He's interested in doing it.
Speaker 2:He said it's it's, and he's local, he's around here yeah, he lives right back here in the neighborhood oh shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh yeah, he lives right back in the neighborhood. It's, I mean, it's, I think, a good fit, I think it could work out for us and he's got quite a bit of experience. He did usually was more of the person talking, you know what I mean, but I mean, but he did all this production and stuff like that. So I think that'll be kind of fun. Then we get some TVs in here mounted up, get some decoration of some sort behind us, so it's not just black behind us, you know that solid black darkness you know that old Brian talking about.
Speaker 2:What do you know about? No damn bikes.
Speaker 1:They're accepted by the Harley family. Does Brian have a bike?
Speaker 2:I don't think he can climb on one. He's too short.
Speaker 1:That was wrong. I don't know. Jim Rowe is pretty short. He sits on mine pretty nice actually, and he's pretty short, he's got them short legs, he goes right on it. No issues whatsoever, no problems. You were looking at another bike. You going to go look at that today?
Speaker 2:I don't think they're open today.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:They might be, I don't know. I might take a ride and see.
Speaker 1:Might as well. It was a pretty good deal.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's an older bike, Not too expensive. What year?
Speaker 1:is it 99. Oh yeah it's an older bike, not too expensive. What year is it? 99. Oh, that is an older bike. What was your?
Speaker 2:other one.
Speaker 1:Was it 2010? Yeah, yeah, you're going back 11 years. What was the one you had? That last one? You had, though, that little blue one.
Speaker 2:That was a nice little bike. I don't know, I don't remember what year that was. I got a real good deal on that one, yeah.
Speaker 1:I wonder I find them.
Speaker 2:I'm never in a rush to get one Because, like I said, I'll just jump on yours, jump on my nephew's. I ain't in no rush to get one, but I want my own.
Speaker 2:Yeah, right, yeah, it's nice to have your own Just roll out. Yeah, right, yeah, it's nice to have your own just roll out. Yeah, it's nice to have yours. With no payment, so that's all right. Mine is almost there. It ain't that far away I'm talking about for me. I don't pay. Oh, let me jump on a brand new bike for nothing, all right.
Speaker 1:Brian said he's wondering if you were in the closet or something the fuck's that mean well, he is single, he's a, he's a bachelor. You know how they used to say it in the olden days he's a bachelor.
Speaker 2:What's that mean? There's one laying in my bed right now. Gotta tell her to get the hell out of here.
Speaker 1:What's his name? Fred, what the fuck? Oh, he said because it's black behind you, he thought you were in the closet. He said that's what it looks like we're in the closet. He said that's what it looks like we're in the closet. Good thing he does brick work good because he is.
Speaker 2:His comedian skills suck yeah I resemble that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, we got the commercials running on the actual on the audio podcast for, like that, gay, the gay guy in New York, yeah, podcaster. Yeah, what's his, his name? I forget what it is. Now um, what is it? It's the damn it. I forget, I can't remember what I know. That podcast is quite humorous actually yeah, for us to promote it.
Speaker 2:It's pretty funny yeah, it's actually.
Speaker 1:I could probably go to it and just play it right now. I mean it's that guy is like. He's like as gay as they come. I mean that's what it is he's like. What is it called?
Speaker 2:Promoting a gay podcast or something.
Speaker 1:But it's not just gay, he's like doing it loudly or something. What does he call it? I forget, damn it. Let me see if I can find it. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I know I can find it. It's in here. Hold on, hold on. Where is it at? Bold, he's bold. He's not just gay, he's bold. There it is. It should go through right there. Do you like learning more about what it takes to change your life story and turn it into a comedy act? I just accept most people.
Speaker 2:I don't care who's advertising, but I've gotten so many people like do you know what's advertising? So in my podcast I interview other people.
Speaker 1:It's pretty funny. But people are freaking out about it that we have it's like who cares? I mean he's got a podcast, he wants to promote it. Who gives a shit? You know what I mean, and it's probably not a bad podcast. It's probably funny. You know what I mean and it's probably not. I mean it's probably not a bad podcast, it's probably funny. You know what I mean, that the uh people like that, like what was it queer eye for the straight guy and stuff. I mean that's probably funny as shit. I mean he said it's, you know. He said they're, they joke around and stuff.
Speaker 2:So I don't know well, as long as they ain't too serious about you, know how people get yeah, well, yeah, people just are like do you know what you're promoting?
Speaker 1:it's like oh yeah, what is my like? It's I'm promoting gayness. It's like who cares, I don't care if people are gay, it's I mean, people get so weirded out about stuff, but it's, I just think it's funny all the different. Uh, you know messages I'm getting from people like you know, worried about it, like, do you know messages I'm getting from people like you know, worried about it? Like, do you know, did you?
Speaker 2:know? Yeah, of course we know.
Speaker 1:You ever seen a grown man naked? Yeah, it's. It's pretty crazy shit. Yeah, too much for me to deal with. But yeah, I I'm excited again for being on the live thing. I think that's kind of cool. It's kind of like our first kind of event we're going to go do. That's not here.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Going out and about. I think that's going to be cool. I think that it's cool that the subscribers are going to get some feedback or some playback for going. I mean, if you bring you in a guest, that's 50 bucks you're getting for that. You know what I mean. And that's you're eating and drinking for free and we'll have a good time. You know, hopefully it's a nice day. I hope that's what I man. If it rains or something, that'll really suck.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Won't they postpone it or something? I don't think so. I don't know. We could take your tent. Well, because it's in the lodge thing, it's like in a pavilion, like we could be underground, you know what I mean. So you're not like stuck out in that environment, but if it's nice you could go on hikes through the trails.
Speaker 2:You can do all that stuff.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah. So I was thinking, if we're going to do that, I'd like to have the mobile like microphone and stuff too, like that plugs into your phone and stuff, trying trying to get it set up so that it's, you know, we can make it as cool as we possibly can and get some good clips and footage out of it or something. And hopefully, if we can get something worked out with with, uh, rob j to to help us with the, with the production of everything and, and you know, editing and graphics and stuff, I think that would be cool. Yeah, he might. He probably knows 10 times more than I know, that's for sure. He seems like he does. That's kind of what he likes doing. He had, he literally. He said something that, so I go. Does a dog have to be muzzled? I mean not if it's a good dog, I mean if you're aggressive, I not if it's a good dog.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if it's aggressive. I mean, if it's an aggressive dog you should do that. But I mean that's just you know. I mean, yeah, it's just a dog park. It is a dog park Like, it's dog friendly, you know, Just like taking it to any other park, you know.
Speaker 2:If you took it to Casc or whatever, you know it's a Cleveland Metro parks.
Speaker 1:So you have to take a cork and put it in your dog. I got to get the cigar cutter, the, the, uh, the. The coolest thing I think about about that will be I think we can get we'll have a lot of time to get some footage Like we can get some actual good like footage. I think we can get. We'll have a lot of time to get some footage Like we can get some actual good like footage, I think, to maybe run some promos.
Speaker 2:To whoever we take. We could have them just film too and then send it to us. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1:Yeah, Other people can send stuff If you come out, yeah, you can send that and let's tag us in it and then we would have it. And yeah, I mean it's 25 bucks a person. Or if you're a subscriber to Madhouse, you'll get in, you know, with the Madhouse crew and uh, or Madhouse bar talk, and uh, yeah, that should be cool. I think it's going to be awesome. I'm pretty excited. We need some cool shirts. I wonder if I can get Amanda to make us some cool shirts for some bar talk shirts. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:I'm working on the hats right now.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean. I'm working on the hats right now. Well, try and have them by May 4th.
Speaker 2:Can you do that? I got to see. I got the guy at work working on them.
Speaker 1:Is he, though he's a badass artist man. Oh, you got him doing the artwork on it? Yeah, but he's not doing the hats.
Speaker 2:No, I'll get that all done, I just need the artwork.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, you don't like our artwork.
Speaker 2:What's our artwork? That little house, yeah. The madhouse, yeah, it's going to be incorporated in it.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, all right, free is my favorite word. Well, all you got to do is be a subscriber, brian, which isn't free but it's cheap, though. I mean, it's only $7 a month to be a subscriber, but that's a $ 50 bonus right there. Or you could buy 25 and just come in, you know, and it's all the money's going to that. Cleveland city dogs or whatever it is. Yeah, cleveland city dogs. Yeah, I think it is city dogs, cleveland.
Speaker 1:so I don't know, it seems like I hope they got some police dogs there. They might. It's possible. It's. This is like their 12th year doing this, so it's not like a new thing.
Speaker 2:No it's new to us.
Speaker 1:It's new to us, yeah, but it should be pretty. I mean, 12 years in, they should have a pretty good crowd going. We'll just be our first time ever messing with it, right, but it's cool. He reached out and said that he had been asked a couple, which he's probably full of shit. They're just stroking your ego.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we got all kinds of podcasts. I can get this guy to do it. Here's a dummy.
Speaker 1:Here ego stroke, ego stroke. Yeah, that's right. Whatever, Whatever to podcasters with big egos. I'm okay with it.
Speaker 2:There's some pretty good podcasts coming out. Lorraine ain't there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I like that. I like that. You know what I like on that? The Gurus podcast. I like their opening scene where they have events they've been to where they've recorded people saying look at the Gurus, or whatever. I think that's kind of cool. I like that part of it. Their podcast they do a lot more like sports and hip hop, more like cultural type stuff or maybe not cultural is the wrong word, maybe it's like younger cultural sports types.
Speaker 1:I think, more than than anything, I think. But yeah, I mean they seem pretty good, though I reached out to them about us doing something together and he, he just ignored me, basically.
Speaker 2:Oh, maybe he didn't get a chance to.
Speaker 1:Oh no, he's seen it, cause he responded and said, like what were you thinking? And then, and then I told him, and then that was not. I was at like evidently he didn't like what I was thinking, or maybe he was friends with, like Mark Provenza or something, or Tony, yeah, or Tony. I was like, yeah, never mind. Somebody yelled at me yesterday on Bar Talk too. They didn't even yell at me on regular Madhouse Bar and Grill on regular Madhouse Bar and Grill. They yelled at me on Bar Talk and said that it's a shame that we have to go out and ruin lives over ballots for a little bit of PR or something they said.
Speaker 2:Ruin lives for a little bit of PR. No whoever brought them in the bar is an idiot.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean when you have a history and a background of doing shady shit, getting fired, drinking, and all of a sudden you're in a bar, stuffing ballot bags into garbage bags and having a beer. Yeah, I'm probably going to call that's just who I am as a person.
Speaker 2:And if everybody's saying, oh, he didn't do anything wrong, then why did he get fired or demoted or whatever, yeah, he was. I mean it's wrong. Oh, he didn't do anything wrong, Then why did he get fired?
Speaker 1:Or demoted or whatever. Yeah, he was. I mean it's wrong period, that's just not. I mean, it's just that's not a good look. It's just not a good look. Well you're horrible I am. Maybe that's what I'll do for PR.
Speaker 2:That's what you do for PR.
Speaker 1:And then, when I first seen it, I I'm like what does he mean? I mean what does a Puerto Rican have to do with this.
Speaker 2:That's how, lorraine, I am.
Speaker 1:That's how Lorraine I am. I've seen PR and just all I thought was Puerto Rican huh, what is he talking about Keto?
Speaker 2:for Keto didn't do nothing.
Speaker 1:He was at the dentist I had to double read it because I thought maybe he was saying something about you, maybe he was saying that Puerto Rican or something. You know what I mean. At first I had to double read it. I'm like I don't get it. And then I'm like, oh yeah, okay, because I was kind of looking at it too quick, I wasn't paying attention. That's funny, yeah. And then I thought, boy, that's pretty Lorraine to freaking, see PR and think Puerto Rican before public relations.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't think it is either. Johnny Newman says it has nothing to do with PR. I don't think so either. I don't even know that that ends up being good PR for Madhouse Barn.
Speaker 2:No it doesn't.
Speaker 1:I don't think it really does, but it is good for Lorain County to make sure the ballots are done correctly and done the right way.
Speaker 2:You think next time that they'll be a little more cautious of who they have in there and probably more security?
Speaker 1:I don't know, probably, not Probably not After Tia told us that they went up with a ladder 25 feet in the air and redirected the camera so that they're not aimed at the ballot box. I don't think there's much they wouldn't do now. Yeah, that's. I mean, that's that's like Tia put it out there like that and I'm like that's, that's crazy to me, like that, that is, that's not an accident. It didn't just the wind didn't blow that camera up at the trees and away from the ballot box.
Speaker 2:It's been sitting there for like 15 years. Yeah, same direction, yeah.
Speaker 1:There's. I just don't trust anything to anybody. And the worst part is is now it's. It feels like and maybe I'm wrong, maybe it was always this way and just because we have social media today that we see more of it. You know what I'm saying and okay, kenny, I'll bring that up. Give me one second Now that we see more of it is that I always was under the assumption, when you were running for elections and running, you were running on based on merit and good ideas, or you were running on or you were putting something on the ballot that you know was good for the city or you thought was good for the city, and maybe the city had the decision to make and decide whether they wanted it to be on the ballot or whatever it was.
Speaker 1:But I thought that that was the real, the real thing behind it. But now I feel like and maybe it's just because we see it, because of social media and all the cameras that are always there and everything but it's like everybody's just trying to win elections by just what shady shit can I do to make this happen? Right, like like, I mean it's, I mean it's crazy, like it's absolutely insane, like well, the Trump thing, for instance. I mean they're taking him to court for saying what the value of his property was and saying that he was wrong about it. Like, I mean, it's just everybody who ever went and got a loan had to say how much their property, they thought their property was worth. Every one of them is in jeopardy of being in trouble. That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1:But that they've got him out there doing it because for an election just to win an election is the whole point is to win this election, and the scary part is why isn't Joe Biden have you seen anything where he's like, really campaigning? I think he's figuring why waste the money on a campaign? I already know what the outcome is. That's what I think I mean. Why isn't he campaigning? I mean, not, he's not. He didn't campaign last time either. He sat in his basement and did nothing, and I think that I feel like that's what he's doing now. He's like barely going out. I think the best they can do is keep him out of the public eye. I swear to God, and the best they can do is keep him out of the public eye. I swear to God, and I think that it's scary to me that I think that. Why isn't he campaigning? That's the key question right now. Why is Joe Biden not campaigning? Why not? He already knows the outcome. Why waste the money? I don't think it's that.
Speaker 2:I think it's his health. Nope, I don't think he physically can do it.
Speaker 1:Why waste the money if you know the outcome? If it's his physical health, why wouldn't you put somebody else in the Democrat to run it?
Speaker 2:That's what they should have done.
Speaker 1:They don't need to. They already know the outcome. That's what it is. They already know the outcome. That's the scary part. But anyways, kenny Greer said, to remind everybody, that July 3rd the lunch months will be at the Madhouse Bar and Grill and we'll be able to do it on the patio.
Speaker 1:They can have a really big group there that time, because the lunch bunch for people that don't know, the lunch bunch is a group of guys that get together and they bless local businesses. You know, once a week they go around and they go to different places and they give you a heads up, which is awesome. They give you a heads up, they tell you they're coming so you can plan and have everything ready for it. Then, in my instance, they usually tell me what they want to eat, because they usually want ribs or something that I don't have on Wednesdays because it's Wing Wednesday. They always do it on a Wednesday. So they'll tell me you know, can you have steaks and ribs or whatever, because that's what they want. And then they come in and there's a lot of veterans involved. They usually do a Pledge of Allegiance, they set up the flag and stuff like that and they bless, you know, a local business once a week and try and support them.
Speaker 1:Everybody I've met from there are really cool. Oh, great guys, great guys and all of them. I've wanted to have Kenny up here. We want to have Kenny come up and talk with us on the podcast. He's a pretty interesting guy. So that's on a Wednesday. It's going to be Wednesday, july 3rd, and this time it'll be cool to be out on the patio, and they usually are here right at 11 when we open.
Speaker 2:So let's plan on putting them on on Wednesday. Just get a hold of them and tell them, we'll give them about a half hour up there.
Speaker 1:Oh, on that day have them come up that day.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so he ain't got to come on a Sunday and make a special thing. We'll just do a Wednesday.
Speaker 1:Well, kenny comes in quite a bit. Yeah, he comes in, even Kenny. Somebody made the comment on Facebook. They comment on Facebook, they go, they go.
Speaker 1:I would hate to have his food bill because he eats out. Every day he goes, and he not only does he do the one that do the the Wednesday with the lunch bunch, which that could be 50 to 75 people coming in he, he goes to those same restaurants that he likes, you know and that he's trying to help out. He goes and just kind of does, tours around and does, goes to those same restaurants that he likes, you know and that he's trying to help out.
Speaker 1:He goes and just kind of does tours around and does goes to different ones all the time and just has dinner, you know Friday night and Sunday night and whenever, just so I mean just does a lot of eating out and he does it just to try and support people and you know, bring people. You know he likes, he likes to to show support for local businesses and you businesses and a bunch of good guys. They come in here quite a bit on Thursdays too, just in the afternoon for ribs They'll just come.
Speaker 2:Back to that guy that whoever said that you were just doing it for PR or whatever, yeah. So their thought on it was it's okay for him to do that I ruined his lives.
Speaker 1:He said.
Speaker 2:You ruined his life.
Speaker 1:I ruined his life, ruined his life. He done it to himself. Yeah, I don't think that his, first of all, his main job is not working a polling station twice a year. I mean that's. I don't think I ruined his life, no, I mean. And second of all, his reputation is horrible anyway. Everybody's always thought of him as a drunk that's doing scandalous shit. So I mean why you would even put him in that position. You know that would be like in Mayberry if they pulled him out of the cell, the town, drunk. What was his name? Otis. Otis that would be. If they put Otis in charge of balloting, why would you? Well, not even it'd be worse, because Otis that would be. If they put Otis in charge of balloting, why would you? Well, not even it'd be worse, because Otis was never like doing anything illegal, he was just drunk.
Speaker 2:Yeah. So I don't know Like yeah, yeah, just the shady shit he was doing, even if he wasn't malicious or whatever yeah.
Speaker 1:Stupid. Yeah, it's stupid, it's dumb. I mean putting him in that position in the polling station, I felt like was dumb anyways, it would be like letting Tony DiMacchia run the school board. That's what it would be like. It would be that stupid. Oh wait, they do that too. There's no bottomless pit on this old boys club. Huh, how do you get in the old boys club? It seems profitable.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I want to be on this old boys club.
Speaker 1:Huh, how do you get in any old boys club? It seems profitable. I don't know. I want to be in the old boys club. What do you got to do? You just got to not talk shit about them and let them get away with shit and not say nothing.
Speaker 2:You ain't getting in it.
Speaker 1:No, you ain't getting in it. I mean, I don't know. The old boys club seems like they got something going on here. Yeah man.
Speaker 2:I want in. Yeah, you ain't getting in.
Speaker 1:I want in.
Speaker 2:No well.
Speaker 1:I want in the old boys club.
Speaker 2:That's like me getting in the KKK it ain't happening. It might, it could happen, it just ain't happening.
Speaker 1:No, wasn't there, like a famous black guy that was in the KKK.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this black guy that was in the KKK. Yeah, what the hell Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 1:Is that what I'm thinking of? Yeah, I'm just thinking of a Chappelle skit. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:That's hilarious.
Speaker 1:Where does Chappelle live? He's in this area.
Speaker 2:He's in Ohio somewhere, right, yeah, what is it? Greensville or something like that?
Speaker 1:I don't know it's somewhere I that country ass areas by cincinnati, right, yeah, between that I don't know. But yeah, that's scotty, just logged on he missed my.
Speaker 2:He missed my good comment.
Speaker 1:No I think he caught it. You think so. He said it's like tamaki running a boys and girls club yeah, why would you? Do that. It's just it doesn't make sense. It just does not make sense I don't care what anybody says.
Speaker 1:Mike should be running that shit oh, mike connor bear should be running the Boys and Girls Club. He's brought the financing and money to that place. He's done all the fundraising for that place and he got screwed as soon as he got that thing making a bunch of money. They brought him in which, okay, they connected him with the rest of the Boys and Girls Club, so they kind of all share the pot which, okay, they connected him with the rest of the Boys and Girls Club, so they kind of all share the pot which, okay, I can understand why that would happen, but why you would like throw him to the dogs afterwards, don't make sense and put people over him.
Speaker 1:that shouldn't be. I mean, yeah, yeah for sure. They brought in new people and just like put him in charge. You know why? Because they're probably part of the old boys club somewhere else in Cleveland or something. That's probably why they're in charge of Conabare probably them old boys clubs. I need to get into one of those. How do you do it? I got to do it.
Speaker 2:The only way you're going to get into it is if you start your own, because there ain't, you ain't getting into none of these other ones.
Speaker 1:Shit Well, are they all Freemasons or whatever?
Speaker 2:I don't know, maybe Ogle will let you know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, ogle's in that, but they don't talk about it, right? Shh, I don't know. That's the Freemason way. Yeah, don't talk about it and break windows.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that must have been his initiation this week.
Speaker 1:Bust his window. How am I?
Speaker 2:going to do that Weed whack or something I don't know.
Speaker 1:Is that what it is? That's what it is. Ogles are Freemason and Damaki and them are probably Freemasons, and he busted my window out for that reason. That's probably what it was he's like. I'll get you back, you, son of a bitch. I'll go to my fellow Freemasons. Now that makes sense. He's obligated. He's obligated. He didn't even have a choice in the matter.
Speaker 2:Yeah, poor old boy.
Speaker 1:Oh man, that's bullshit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, now you got to buy a window.
Speaker 1:Now I got to buy a door. Oh, it was a French door that he busted a window out of. It was a French door, yeah, that's a whole. Well, you could probably buy the window, but I'd probably have to order it.
Speaker 2:Who knows how long it'll take.
Speaker 1:It costs more than to get into the holding room I could just go buy a whole new window, or I could put a slider in there or a French door or either one, and just pull that one out and replace it and be done and over with hopefully all right, we're about done here I don't know you got anything else? No, no, no promoting let me see when's the tyson?
Speaker 2:jake paul fight I don't know that's coming up. No, that's in july, I don't't it.
Speaker 1:I don't know, june or July. I'm asking June or July, okay, I think so, all right. All right, I guess we're out of here. For anybody else that's not a subscriber, please subscribe, get your subscription of our subscription podcast and it'll also get you tickets to come into. Well, you don't need tickets, but you'll get to come into for free to the, to the uh. What Did you find out about the Jeep, the truck Hold on? You'll get tickets to come into the uh park for the the dog pound event and on May 4th and get free beer and food.
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Speaker 2:Peace.