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Madhouse Chronicles: Bar Banter, does anyone listen to Howard Stern, and Nikki Glaser's stellar performance at the Tom Brady Roast.
Ever found yourself shaking your head at the sheer absurdity of life's misadventures? Buckle up, because at our latest Madhouse Bar Talks, we're venturing into a world where the bizarre is the everyday norm. From Mariah's car playing victim to a hit-and-run, to a bathroom wall enthusiast wreaking havoc, our tales might just have you questioning the line between reality and sitcom.
Casual chat meets raw reality as we debunk common myths about bar owners leading lives of vice, and instead peel back the curtain on the grit it takes to keep the beers flowing and the lights on. With a side of tech woes and the scoop on Marcus, aka Mr. Deacon from TD Sports - Channel 13, our dialogue is as much about the laughs as it is about the tough truths of juggling sidelines to keep the dream alive.
Ending on a high note, we dissect the humor behind a Tom Brady roast, muse over Howard Stern's satellite radio adventures, and share workplace stories that straddle the line between hilarious and face-palm-worthy. It’s not just another episode; it's a glimpse into the chaos that keeps the Madhouse crew endlessly entertained – and we're confident it'll do the same for you.
We want everyone to enjoy the show and really appreciate your feed back
Ever found yourself shaking your head at the sheer absurdity of life's misadventures? Buckle up, because at our latest Madhouse Bar Talks, we're venturing into a world where the bizarre is the everyday norm. From Mariah's car playing victim to a hit-and-run, to a bathroom wall enthusiast wreaking havoc, our tales might just have you questioning the line between reality and sitcom.
Casual chat meets raw reality as we debunk common myths about bar owners leading lives of vice, and instead peel back the curtain on the grit it takes to keep the beers flowing and the lights on. With a side of tech woes and the scoop on Marcus, aka Mr. Deacon from TD Sports - Channel 13, our dialogue is as much about the laughs as it is about the tough truths of juggling sidelines to keep the dream alive.
Ending on a high note, we dissect the humor behind a Tom Brady roast, muse over Howard Stern's satellite radio adventures, and share workplace stories that straddle the line between hilarious and face-palm-worthy. It’s not just another episode; it's a glimpse into the chaos that keeps the Madhouse crew endlessly entertained – and we're confident it'll do the same for you.
We want everyone to enjoy the show and really appreciate your feed back
we're number one, jimmy. He's being a cheap ass.
Speaker 2:You know I'm like damn, you heard it here first, right we're the best you know.
Speaker 1:They say people that cuss are more honest. So I'm honest, motherfucker, put the fish away. Reggie, it don't even hurt to give birth anymore, not for me. Nothing to it, okay, let's do it.
Speaker 2:Come on, I'm I'm ready, I'm ready, I want to do it. I got one out right now. Madhouse bar talks. Baby now, this is a bunch of shit. If you ask me, that made no sense. Good morning Sunday morning. We're here at the Madhouse. I'm here, jimmy. Guido's here. What's up over there, geek, you're trying to set some stuff up. We got some sound issues back feeding somewhere. Guido's here, there we go. I got mine. You got any over there. Don't make sure. I didn't even pay attention, did you find it all right? Well, how was your week? Brian's in already this morning. Good morning, brian. You been working more Ford, still, what's going on with that guy?
Speaker 1:you said he's an asshole he just you know one of them guys that just think they know what they're doing and they really don't how come I'm not picking up your sound that good?
Speaker 2:because, I'm way over. Oh, you don't have your microphone. Okay, all right there you go?
Speaker 1:yeah, you like to start on time. I ain't ready, but go ahead.
Speaker 2:I mean I played the intro music and everything. I mean that's when you're supposed to be pulling the mic over and turning the lights on.
Speaker 1:You just got this whole studio all changed around. It's like all new to me right now.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it's definitely. It's all new to me. Yeah, we freaking. I met that marcus and the next thing you know, I'm on the next level, freaking, messing with shit and tearing shit apart and everything else. Like it's crazy, guido, what the fuck? You know what mac did to me? Who's mac, I don't know. He said Mac did something to him. Who.
Speaker 1:Brian just said that. Oh, Concrete Company Mac, What'd they do to him? I?
Speaker 2:don't know, did you find the volume button over there?
Speaker 1:It's on this laptop, oh Concrete.
Speaker 2:Company Mac. What'd they do to him Hold on? Is that on the it's coming through for sure 100. They ripped his bumper off the other day.
Speaker 1:Hey, he gets a new bumper so you get a new bumper?
Speaker 2:did you say thank you? You should have said thank you, brian. It's a volume. Buttons are up top, like where the power keys are.
Speaker 1:Same sort of thing all right, okay, I'm good all right, we're having technical difficulties.
Speaker 2:Uh, all right now, so anyways so where's brian? I can't see him I'm seeing him on madhouse. Bar talk is where I'm seeing. Okay, I'm on mark, uh, bar and girl. Yeah, he's on bar talk.
Speaker 1:I see him over there um, so they ripped his bumper off. Huh see, that's what you get.
Speaker 2:You didn't get it from terminal see, see what you did there advertising for man did you catch?
Speaker 1:did you catch that brian? I gotta get on the other thing, man, I don't like this one. You know, nobody I know on this one.
Speaker 2:You don't like that one yeah bartok, is that? Well, I don't know. I I'm not even seeing any of those over there either, and I'm on that one and I'm not seeing it either. I'm not seeing the comments on it.
Speaker 1:I don't know why but um where's he at?
Speaker 3:I need to get off this one.
Speaker 2:There we are. Johnny Newman just said good morning, I see it now. Now I can see it. I see the comments now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're getting a little rough start here this morning. All the technicalities and stuff are screwing us up. Well, brian, you know what the thing is. Did you see what they did to to uh mariah the bartender's car? Holy crap, dude, somebody just drove out of here and backed right into her car, like literally, and just drove off this like in a minivan. I think they've got who it is.
Speaker 2:Now the police showed up and like wanted a video footage. But I mean it, it was pretty wild. It's here. I'll show you guys a video of it. Give me a second here. Let me uh cue it up. Here you go. Here goes a video of it. This is what happened with with mariah on uh on uh her car. This car just backs and that's mariah's car right there. You see boom and then just drives off. No, like nothing, just that's it. I'm out of here. Everybody in the bar you can see starts coming out right here. At the end they all start coming out. I mean it's nuts, it's. It's like what in the hell? I mean just leaves, you know wow that was crazy.
Speaker 2:So the police show up and they came and they found her and actually we put it on facebook. Just just the girl that we seen driving the vehicle. And I put it on Facebook and you know, like it always does, they start getting all the different like hits and people saying you know this person, that person, they know who it is. The first person they were calling it wasn't her. Like we were looking, we're like ah, you can't tell that stupid facebook shit. Like you can never tell on there because it's like everybody's filtered. And you know what I'm saying like you just can't tell, like you're going.
Speaker 2:Is that the person I don't know? Maybe 20 filters ago. Is that a picture from 1917? I don't understand. Like it's just like what the hell? But I? But then we got one and that we thought it might be and a lot of people were saying that's who it is, that's who it is. And then the one says if it's a driving a minivan, that's her. Then she sends me a picture of her house like the google maps, like picture of her house, dude, I was laughing. And uh, mariah drives right by and she's like, yep, that's her for sure. I said well, go back away from there and call the police, you know, so that you don't get no involvement or get mixed up with somebody or something did they?
Speaker 2:uh, so what she's gonna pay for, or I don't know exactly what happened with that. The police came in they said they really couldn't tell because she was backed into the driveway, like she backed in the driveway so you gotta go basically on her property to go look at it. So they weren't a hundred percent sure what they were going to do with that. Now they they really didn't know so much what they were going to do when they left here anyways yesterday.
Speaker 2:I'm sure that you know, I'm sure that they're going to have to pay for it. I'm sure that her car is damaged. You didn't do that and right, you don't have any damage and mariah's like car.
Speaker 1:She said her car was backed in the girl's car was backed into her driveway. Yeah, so she couldn't see it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so when you drove, by you can't see it right yeah, you didn't come home from the bar and back your car in on accident.
Speaker 1:That didn't happen I don't want nobody to see this well yeah, it was pretty funny.
Speaker 2:So, yeah, got him, got him and uh, then we had another incident over here. Yeah, you know that dude that comes in here. It's who it is. I know it is the one that comes in with the fake name. I can't remember what his fake name is, though he's always talking shit about the guy with the glasses all the time. When he comes in and when we're on live, he's always talking shit. We haven't seen him in probably like two months, probably, yeah, but when we first started the videos, he was doing it all the time.
Speaker 2:So I get a message from in the morning, like I got, I woke up and I get a message from the night before from the bartender and she's telling me that angel had to go in and shut the water off in the bathroom. The women's bathroom is completely flooded, this and that, and I'm like okay. So I come in the next morning and I'm like looking in the women's bathroom and the floor is wet but the toilets aren't shut off. So I'm like trying to. I'm confused about it. So then I get a hold of Angel and I'm like what's going on? Like all these toilets are turned on and it just doesn't. I don't understand it, like what's going on? And then angel goes, angel goes, uh, he goes, no, it's in the men's bathroom. It just happened to uh, done you know, flooded both bathrooms basically, and I'm like, oh okay.
Speaker 2:So then I go in there and a supply line to the toilet is maliciously 100% maliciously is definitely been cut like, legitimately cut, like somebody cut through that thing, took some time and really cut through it. You know what I mean. And I'm like what the hell? So I'm trying to figure out exactly why, why somebody would want to do that. And I'm starting to look at the cameras and it's that damn I can't figure out.
Speaker 2:I see the video like when, when Angel went in there and turned it off you know when he found it and turned it off. So then, of course, you go to the cameras and you start backtracking who was in there before him? And sure as shit, it's that frickin' Tyler. And if people remember Tyler's the one from the story that was where we were we had put in I didn't put the proper amount of head on the beer, according to his buddy. You know what I'm saying and I'm like, I'm like I completely like just blown away by it, like like that's who it is. Like you gotta be kidding me. Like he hasn't let this go. Seven months later he went in there and cut the toilet.
Speaker 1:I really don't think his buddy really had like being an asshole about it, but not really kind of trying to be funny about it. You know what I'm saying. When he sent you the flowers and shit yeah, he sent me the flowers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was doing like, yeah, he sent the flowers and he was like doing stupid shit, and whether or not he is involved in it, I don't know. I don't know who comes on in whenever we're on the podcast. I'm not sure who that is that comes on. I assumed it was the guy with the head, but now I'm thinking it might be Tyler. You know, but he, but he, uh, he went through and he's like first of all, as soon as I posted him that he did it, you know what I mean and he thinks we're guessing. I guess because he's like. He's like oh, that wasn't me.
Speaker 2:It was wet as hell when I came in there and first of all, the only person in there before him, like Angel, found it, and the only person in the bathroom prior to him was Angel, and then Angel found it after he was in there. So I mean, it doesn't make sense. It had to be him. There's nobody else walks in and out of that bathroom unless angel did it right you know what I'm saying and I know angel didn't do it.
Speaker 2:So I'm like, I'm just like this is just absolutely insanity, you know.
Speaker 2:And uh, he's arguing and saying, oh, you know, we're ridiculous and we're facebook drama queens and everything, whatever.
Speaker 2:So then I let it go for about an hour and then I'm like you know what, I'm gonna go say some dumb shit to him, you know, just to get under his skin. You know what I mean. I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna say some dumb, dumb shit to him, just to just to really irritate him, you know. And he has me blocked. Like an hour later he blocks me, right. So then I'm like, I'm like, what the hell I I go, why? Why in the world would would he block me if he's got something to say and this, and that you know what I mean. And uh, I fricking let it go. I'm like, yeah, whatever, I don't even care anymore. You know it, it doesn't even matter to me anymore at this point, you know. And then, uh, he, he comes through and uh sends messages to Amanda. And I'm like I'm like, really dude, like you're gonna send messages to amanda and and the thing is, in the messages he's just basically making up shit that I'm sleeping with people and I'm I'm screwing around behind her back. He's got all the inside scoop on all of it and this, and that you know what I mean. So I'm just laughing because it's I mean. It's funny to me. You know what I mean. It's like that. That's just absolutely ridiculous. You know the shit he's saying is ridiculous, like it's clearly something that I just don't do. You know what I mean. And when he comes through, it's like it's uh, it's like uh, just a private message or whatever, and amanda doesn't click on it, but it shows up in her notifications. You know what I mean, right, and he sends us this, this, this message, and I put his name out there too. I didn't even block it out. That's funny. So everybody knows who it is on facebook.
Speaker 2:So he puts this is what he puts on there. You know that that that's one of them there. And then the next one he puts on there is is uh, let me go find it for you. It's the next one he puts on there is is this one? This comes through and it's you know, you know more, or you want to know more? Let me know, I got juice for days, or something like that, you know. And then, and then he puts on what is he? Where's the other one at hold? On, let me find it. I'm struggling here. My damn screen is not working for me. The uh, is it this one? I hope it's this one. Here it is. Yeah. Yeah, I wonder why it took so long for him to fire sam.
Speaker 2:Maybe he was fucking her and feeding her cocaine, and the thing is like anybody who knows me knows how ridiculous that is. Like, that's like. I mean, everybody knows how ridiculous that is. That's like some next level dumb shit for him to say Clearly he doesn't know anything about me. You know what I'm saying, or he wouldn't have said nothing like that and you know the thing is, it's funny he, he always the girls in here like Sam and them.
Speaker 2:They hate him, like they go. He's so nasty to him. I don't know, I don't know what it is. Like it like he's got like. I don't know if it's like he, cause he's never been nasty to me, never was nasty to you. We always thought he was a good dude, I mean, we had no issues. And then these girls would tell me how nasty he was and I'm like does he like? Does he have like like, do you hate women or something, or you know what I mean. Like I don't understand. Like I mean it's like he's hateful, you know. Like maybe, like I don't know, maybe like he's got some animosity towards his mother or something, I don't know what it is, I don't understand. Like it's like he hates women so he would be so nasty to him, you know, and I really never seen him with women, have you?
Speaker 1:I've never seen him with one in here.
Speaker 2:No, I've never seen him around women at all. I've never seen it. I mean, and that's, you know, I don't know, that's. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe he just hates women Cause I mean, why else would you be so nasty to everybody like that? Women only, though not men, you know. And he was always hanging out with people. They were always just of the male variety, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2:Maybe he was at diddy parties, could be gay, could be what it is, people. People are gay and they just don't want to tell people, or they want to keep it on the down low and they just go about. Maybe that's what it is, I don't know. Possibility, but something's wrong with that dude. He's got issues for sure, definitely. And speaking of moms, it's mother's day. Happy mother's day to all the mothers. Happy mother's day to my mother specifically. I don't know about the rest of them mothers, but my mother, happy mother's day. And my wife and my daughter, who's a mother of two now but your other daughter too I don't even know what to do with that.
Speaker 2:Like with uh mother. Like to when to call her today. Like my mom, I have no idea when to call her today. When she just started a third shift, like I'm not sure what her sleeping schedule is Like to when to call her today? Like my mom, I have no idea when to call her today. What do you mean? When she just started a third shift, like I'm not sure what her sleeping schedule is?
Speaker 1:She just posted something she did she was on Facebook. I seen her in something Now it just popped up a minute ago.
Speaker 2:See, I don't know, because she just switched over to this third shift thing and it's like I don't even know when to get a hold. You know what I mean. I have no idea like, should I? I don't want to like make her mad because I took too long to call her. You know not that my mom's not really all that sensitive like that. You know she's not real, real, real sensitive. But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Anyways, I think the guy hates women in general, but he came in here. He hasn't been here in seven months. He came in, he comes in the patio, doesn't get a drink there. He comes inside the bar, orders a beer, takes about two sips, walks in the bathroom about there about four minutes and then leaves, and then he tries to say I lie. And then he tries to tell my wife that I'm the.
Speaker 2:It's just, that's lies, like that's. That's ridiculous, like I. And the thing is I'm so confident in in myself. There's nobody out there. Out there, nobody. You will never find one person that would know, that, knows me or ever spend any time with me, that knows that. That's not true. You know what I'm saying. He just went too far. He's making up his lies. You gotta, you gotta. Like you know, just because I own a bar doesn't mean I'm a drug addict. You know what I mean, like you know. I don't know if that's common for people I don't know the bar owners is that common that they're drug addicts I don't think so I don't know, I don't understand.
Speaker 2:Like that's what they. They. It seems to me like the, the, what's the word? I don't know what they. I'm trying to think what they call that. Like the. I don't know what they call it. I have no idea, I don't remember.
Speaker 1:I don't know. Most bartenders bar owners, I think are blue-collar men that try to do like go into business for themselves a little bit too. You know what I mean. Like every one of them got a job.
Speaker 2:Yeah, most of the time.
Speaker 1:It's because you kind of have to these days. Dale was a fucking Ford worker.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That other guy used to do roofing down the road. That other guy was a fireman. You know what I'm saying Everybody's. They're not drug addicts, Drug dealers or anything. Yeah, but that's how they put it out there, though you know, no, everyone I'm saying I know.
Speaker 2:Persona. There goes. It is good job, kathy. The persona right of bar owners is that you're fucking all the bartenders and doing drugs right.
Speaker 1:But what I'm saying is I think of them as blue collar guys trying to make extra.
Speaker 2:That's all it is, I think, and I just gave you perfect examples of it yeah, absolutely yeah, and then in this area anyways, I mean, you could go to other places where it's probably different, but there's an exception to every rule, but that's what I'm.
Speaker 1:I look at like everybody that I know owns bar. Is somebody just trying to get ahead but work somewhere else? Right, right, yeah, I don't see any bartender or bar owners that just own a bar. They're. They usually got a job.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, I don't know Amanda when she worked at Cleats and Mentor. Those people that's all they do is own a bar and there's two brothers partnered up on it, so they must be making bank because they got nice shit too. But you know, those places like that when you get like like I mean he, literally what they would do on like, say, monday is like our busiest friday you know what I mean?
Speaker 1:I just sent me pictures of his car. They fucked his car up, did they?
Speaker 2:oh my god, look at these oh yeah, they ripped the shit out of it. What'd they do?
Speaker 1:hook it, brian, yeah they fucked that up, Brian. I wonder if I could get it on again. I don't think it'll show up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, brian, we could actually call you and put you right into the podcast. Now, we got that kind of technology. That is the type of technology we got.
Speaker 1:He said, and then they left.
Speaker 2:They did that and left. They pulled a Mariah on you damn well, mariah didn't do it, that's fucked up and left. Wow, yeah, that's horrible. That's what you get. That's what you get. Yeah, should have went to terminal or mcconnell or wherever Guido's working this month.
Speaker 3:That's right.
Speaker 1:And if it was a side job?
Speaker 2:you didn't include me. I heard you got a sweet side job this week.
Speaker 1:I felt bad man, Not that bad, but I felt bad.
Speaker 2:Why did you feel bad?
Speaker 1:Well, I was going to take the load to our job the concrete load. Yeah, okay, so the way they was dispatching out it just like slipped it.
Speaker 1:You know I'm saying so. I had to go to take another load. Next driver took my load to my job and I heard try to hurry up. I get my load off and I run back to the shop, I rinse out my truck, I jump in my car, I shoot to the job and it's done, totally done. And I'm like, damn, I didn't do shit on this job. And then he's like here's your money. I'm like, hmm, I felt bad. I was like hmm, I felt bad. I was like yeah, okay, just took it.
Speaker 2:I was like wow, it sounds like you felt really bad. Yeah, I felt really bad. Yeah, all the way to the bank.
Speaker 3:I was like that was horrible. I felt so bad. I'll make it up to him All the way to the bank.
Speaker 1:All the way to the bank I was like, oh, that was horrible. I felt so bad. I'll make it up to him.
Speaker 2:We got to get that blacktop going out here too. One of these weekends, maybe, whenever, probably next weekend, next weekend yeah, I'm going to have to think about that. Let me try and see. Yeah, that's definitely got to happen.
Speaker 2:Happen, though I got to get that patched because we've got the poker runs are going to start pretty soon and it's like there's too many potholes out there. We got to get them straightened out. Yeah, I'm gonna do it good this time. Yeah, vacuum it out, put that like sealer in there and stuff. Like really do it right. Yeah, try and get that that big hole, though we've blown it out good enough that it's probably patchable now. It used to be a big hole, but now it's a massive hole.
Speaker 1:I think I'm going to go get some real asphalt, not that soft patch shit. No, yeah, go get a truck of it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what we put up front, right? That's what I was assuming. Yeah, get it prepped and ready and then just go and get it right. Yeah, that would so too, put a tamper on it real good. Go rent one or no.
Speaker 1:No, we got one, or we can get a rent-a-roller. If we do a big enough patch, then we'll rent a roller. You have a tamper.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a junk one. A junk one, what do you mean? Like what's a junk one? I don't understand what a junk one is. Not a real big one. That Not a real big one. That just makes it junk just because it's not big. Yeah, that cold patch. Shit that cold patch don't work.
Speaker 1:We've tried it. I've done that probably four times, it just don't last.
Speaker 2:I mean, it holds up for the year and that's about it.
Speaker 1:Then it's done and over with. The funny thing is remember that one hole over here that shit was funny where that grate is. I was like I'm going to patch this up real quick and it's just going to last a little bit. That thing's lasted since it's been here, yeah.
Speaker 2:How in the world did that thing hold up? I don't understand how that thing held up. I don't get it. I really don't. That shit was. That shit had never, ever held up and it was because that was like the great was like, had to be restructured and framed in, and like we had to put like that. How that's holding up? I have no idea.
Speaker 1:I was like I'm just going to fix this real quick so that you know people don't mess up their cars, and then we'll have to fix it. And it's been.
Speaker 2:But I was looking at it coming in this morning. Actually, weirdly enough, it's starting to yeah around the grate and stuff is starting to look bad yeah, but that thing was bad.
Speaker 1:Remember, when you hit it, the whole bottom shot up like towards the car. I'm like holy shit.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it was real bad.
Speaker 1:I said let me fix that real quick. But we're going to have to really fix it. It's lasted how long now six years.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a long time. That other one's holding up too on the other side. We did one on the other side, but it doesn't get the abuse no more because it's not in the middle of the parking lot, right right Now that we put the patio on. It's like right up against the patio or whatever. But yeah, so this Marcus, which is that's Mr Deacon from TD Sports- Channel 13.
Speaker 2:He's been giving me a lot of feedback on all this stuff as I've been messing with it, you know, and he came in here last weekend and he was kind of telling me some things and just his comments he don't even understand. I don't think how much he's helped me, like he's helped a little bit with the technology stuff, but he just some of the stuff he said just put me in the right direction to try and figure out some of this stuff and I mean he's been awesome with it. You know what I mean. It was like, uh, probably some pretty bad like holes. I went down in the YouTube trying to like I mean literally like video after video after video mean a little worried, but they were the right videos they were the right videos, though.
Speaker 2:That's the problem. All this time I've been watching the wrong videos you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:You know I was getting a little worried about your mental health. You was in the rabbit hole boy. I was.
Speaker 2:I was zoning out man I really was and he's I mean he's gonna. I really was and he's I mean he's going to show me some other stuff. He's like there's clearly something I'm not understanding Cause he's like I'm doing something wrong and he's like looking at it, he's like he's like, yeah, that background is not like cause he made up this background, that that that's behind us now with the frame, but this is just a still image of it. The one he has is just a still image of it. The one he has is actually a ticker like moving and stuff, kind of like the screens behind us are doing, you know, similar to that. But for whatever reason, that's not what it's doing. I mean, I just put it's just an image because I I was messing with it. I didn't like the way it was working, like when we transitioned from screen to screen or what. I just didn't like it. And then he said that's cause I did something wrong.
Speaker 1:Now it's a little busy.
Speaker 2:It does look a little busy, yeah. When you get all those screens especially if you bring in like all three, like if we have a guest in here, then it really starts to get busy. You know, you get that the guest in there and that third screen, just as like now, you just got shit twisting and twirling everywhere. You know what I mean? It's pretty, pretty ridiculous actually, but I mean I'll probably mess with that, clean that up. I want to crisp, make that. Probably what we'll do is we'll make that background screen crisp and tight, and then what we'll do is we'll we'll uh, these tiktok ads and youtube ads and stuff like that that are on there will probably post right in the frame itself. You know what I mean. That's actually is where our photos are, whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean yeah well what you got, anything coming up here I don't yet.
Speaker 2:No, nothing, nothing of plans. Plans, although I did speak with Adam yesterday. Adam comes on and listens on the podcast a lot. Adam who? He's the guy We've talked about him a couple times and you always say when he comes up there, adam who you always say that you know how many Adams I know. I know I get it Okay.
Speaker 1:So which Adam are you talking?
Speaker 2:about. It's a guy that comes in here. He's, he's the blind guy. He's in a band, he plays, pull tabs. Um, he was a day guy but he just got a recent job, just got a new job recently and, uh, he's working more. So he comes in in the evenings now because he's working or had his new job. But, yeah, he wants to start a jam night here with like on like. I think we're gonna do tuesday nights like a guitar jam session. So I think I think it's kind of a cool thing that could be. You know what I mean. I think that would be slick.
Speaker 2:I'm waiting for him to get back to me now on when he wants to start, because he's supposed to go on a vacation of some sort. You know, I don't know when or what this vacation is all about, but that's his, that's his plans. You know what I mean is to go on this vacation is all about, but that's his plans. You know what I mean is to go on this vacation and that's what he, when he gets back, or whatever, he's going to let me know and set up. Well, not when he gets back, he's going to let me know now, but it'll be going on once he gets back. Basically is the big thing.
Speaker 2:He was slamming on those steak and shrimp skewers yesterday. Did you see him get any of those? No, I didn't come up with them. Oh my God, dude, oof, those things were so good. The one I ate was cooked by Bryce, I believe, is who cooked them.
Speaker 2:But I mean, yeah, summer, put it all together. Summer's the one who put it all together. She's a beast back there. She misunderstood me at first because I said I wanted to make shrimp skewers with like steak and peppers and everything all on it, you know. And then I go down there and she shows me like a bowl and I'm like she said, yeah, we'll just set it right across the bowl. And I'm like said, yeah, we'll just set it right across the bowl. And I'm like I'm like, okay, that's weird, whatever. Okay, maybe that'll I go, maybe make some rice and put in a bowl then or something. And she goes okay, and then she sends me a picture, and a picture she sends me is like it was like shrimp only on the skewers, and then in the bowl was like pepper steak over rice. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, I mean like all on the skewer, you know. But oh my God, dude, they were so good.
Speaker 2:We just took some leftover ribeyes that we had and diced them up, threw them on with the skewer, and then Bryce was telling me last night that they had to cook them nice and low, you know, nice and low heat so that it, you know, didn't burn up the shrimp before the steak got done. And I mean I'm telling you them things were every bit as good as they looked. I mean they were phenomenal. I mean they were right on point, they were great. But anyways, yeah, he wants to do a jam session. That uh girl that backed into the car that was that was going on at uh, at uh. That johnny's birthday party, johnny slakoff's birthday party. Is that dude that cool?
Speaker 2:oh yeah, is he that cool? I mean, I I like him when he comes in here, but I've really never hung around him or been around him everybody likes that dude holy shit dude. Everybody was here to see that was joey here. I did not see joey. I don't think joey's allowed in here. I think summer made the rule that joey's not allowed that's his stepdaughter yeah that's funny, she's like I'm not dealing with him.
Speaker 1:No, that ain't happening yeah but for Johnny's birthday, you know, they should have allowed it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, especially because Summer wouldn't have been working anyway, so it wouldn't have mattered.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we let him up here when we were up here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he always comes in. Yeah, she knows that. She's like hey, he's not supposed to be here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all right. She's like hey, he's not supposed to be here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all right. Yeah, but I mean, Joey's one of those like loose cannons, you never know. Yeah, yeah, he's great, I like him.
Speaker 1:But you never know what could happen with him. Oh, he had to control me that night.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was. Yeah, you were on your shit that night.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but it was funny because he uh, it's usually me, you know, calming him down and that day he's calming me down.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Did you watch that? Uh, tom brady roast, oh my god, I just bunch of clips.
Speaker 1:I never watched the whole thing, but it was pretty good man.
Speaker 2:That was probably the best roast I've seen. Yeah, it was phenomenal I mean that was, that was there was anything queued up nothing. There was nothing that was politically correct. Oh my god, it was horrible.
Speaker 1:There was nothing that was so great yeah, it was.
Speaker 2:I mean there was nothing that was queued up or nothing that was uh politically correct, nothing that wasn't. I mean they were like racist homophobes Straight raw oh my God, it was the greatest thing ever. I loved it, I loved it. I want all comedy gross to be exactly like that.
Speaker 2:That was pretty good. I mean they were just straight shit talking. I mean to the extreme too. I mean it was like they dogged his wife, though god yeah for sure she was mad about it and so was so was that's the thing where I think they might have went too far was was the aaron hernandez like dude dave, like I was like holy shit, did they just say that?
Speaker 2:yeah, that was crazy. I mean they might have went too far and I, like you, I seen the clips. I'm like I had to queue it up and watch it dude, I had to.
Speaker 1:I watched a lot of the clips, man, I still want to watch the whole thing.
Speaker 2:It was good yeah, it's worth the watching, for sure. It's definitely worth the watching. The strong one, the one that's making headlines, is yeah, it is the it it's. Uh, what's her name? I forgot what her name is here. She is right here. Nikki Glaser, is it playing on there?
Speaker 3:Yeah, and Tom hates fat.
Speaker 2:I mean, do you guys know about his diet program? It is so strict. But if you follow it, exactly as he does.
Speaker 1:You too can lose your family, and seriously yeah, she was raw she was definitely raw man.
Speaker 2:I mean it was. It was crazy, she, uh, she and she. She was going on and on and she said I was watching because she's been on a circuit now everybody wants to talk to her and originally I guess she's a howard stern girl. She was always yeah, and I guess she still does a lot of stuff for the show for Howard Stern and she. That's why she went on that with them right away. You know what I mean, because it was, it was, it's her normal, whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 1:That's like she's probably been around for a long time. We just never noticed she has.
Speaker 2:Cause when I started Googling or trying to find like the clip to put out there, you know like a clip to put on with the video, I was like I'm like what in the hell? I mean, she's been in. Like probably I I bet she's been in 20 roasts, I don't know at least 10, like there's every roast she's in there.
Speaker 1:She just wasn't killing it like she is in this one. You know what I mean. She said fuck it, let me just go all out.
Speaker 2:She did it she put in the work good writers, whatever. It was. Like if you, if you, I was listening to an interview with her and she's talking about like and I didn't realize, I guess, that there was that much involved in it. But she was saying like that, like when they said that grok put the tard in retard, she said that literally her and one of the like, one of her like assistants or whatever it was, had like two hours in deciding whether they say retard or retarded. Like wow, you put that kind of time in it. That. And then I think about what we do.
Speaker 2:It's so off the cuff, dude we don't there's no thought process, like I mean it's nothing. Like she's like delivering it and I guess she was. I guess they go around. Like she goes to these comedy clubs and runs them. You know what I mean. Like so she can practice the sets, like at a comedy club, where I mean those roast type you know jokes probably don't go over very well in like a comedy club on a Thursday night with no athletes or nothing. And you know what I'm saying. Like it's just, it's just odd.
Speaker 2:And then she was like there's so much thought into it. I was so impressed with how much thought and everything that went into it when I was listening to her Cause she actually has a podcast, the Nikki Glaser podcast. I was I went and watched it and she was like explaining like different things that I guess I just never considered. But like, like setups, like obviously you know there's setups, but she's like she had jokes that she didn't use because the person that was in the joke or she was making the joke about hadn't been on stage yet and she would have had to set it up. So people kind of knew who it was more than anything, or she. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:So watching her stuff is she's as good as she was on there or she's just.
Speaker 2:She's good, but oh, her stuff was always pretty good, yeah, yeah, her stuff's pretty good, but she's like, I mean she's pretty funny, just naturally, like she. She was saying that, that, uh, that um with, with uh howard stern, like because she goes. They were so good to me I've started out with them and all that stuff. She goes. Anytime they need anything, she goes. Literally I'll be ready to do an hbo special. I'm doing an hb. I guess she's got an hbo special.
Speaker 1:That's dropping right now like it's, it's gonna be a big no, no, it was already in the works, yeah, yeah, but I'm saying now, doing that it's gonna be huge, right, right she said that hbo was actually not happy that she was going to be doing the roast right before doing this drop.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean Before this dropping. So she, I mean she's just, I don't know, she, she's. She was amazing what, what she was saying that she did. But she said that like she's in the middle of an HBO special and like Howard Stern will call her up and be like you know, hey, we just need a soundbite of, I don't know, maybe some chicken Fuck. She'll be like okay, and she'll run outside and just be on the phone going like she goes. Whatever they want, I'll do it. I don't care, you know, because she's been, I guess, which I don't know, because I don't watch Howard Stern anymore, which I think is probably true with most of the country, isn't it? No, who listens to Howard Stern? Who pays for satellite radio? Does anybody?
Speaker 1:It probably. It's a package thing, like when you buy a new car. It's on there for what? Six months? No, not anymore.
Speaker 2:No, no, it's like a month now. Yeah, when you used to get it, it used to give it to you for a little bit, for you know what I'm saying. Yeah, when you used to get it, it used to give it to you for a little bit, for you know what I'm saying. It would do it to you for a little bit. Now it's like a month and it's over now for satellite. It's garbage, I mean to me, I think it was the worst mistake he ever made. My personal opinion.
Speaker 1:Was it going to satellite?
Speaker 2:I think so, I guarantee, because I know as far as I'm. You remember you, you're my age, so you remember when we were young, when we first got into trades, everybody was listening to howard stern. Everybody, I mean, and that's conversations were all based on howard stern. You're right, you don't hear that, no more, never.
Speaker 1:Nobody's talking about howard stern, no more yeah, but financially for him it's probably a better move, I doubt it if you were running, if you're talking, however much money they paid him.
Speaker 2:if you're running on regular you know radio and getting commercial ads, you're probably a lot more financially stable than than anybody. In fact, I would go as far as to say the only people that are actually listening to satellite radio is probably people that are listening to Howard Stern. He's probably the only reason that somebody would subscribe to satellite radio, and not only that, his audience isn't the person that bought a new car.
Speaker 1:It never was His audience is that's a good point.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying? It never was. So that's a good point. You know what I'm saying? It never was so. Who the hell's listening to? People aren't putting their hard-earned money out there to listen to howard stern on on satellite I. I just don't think they are. I just don't believe that at all. So I mean, I think it was a mistake. In my opinion, I, I think that I, I wonder, I'd love to find out, I'd love to. I know he'd probably never want to admit, but I'd love to hear from him and like really have a true conversation. But I bet you he feels that's a because people just don't talk about him. No more, there's no more specials. Remember the specials he used to do?
Speaker 1:where he was older man. A guy's got to be what in the 60s.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but still, I mean, I still think it was. I think he was when his hand was on the paw, when his thumb was on the pulse, I think it was better.
Speaker 1:You know what?
Speaker 2:I mean, I don't think that the satellite was a plus for him.
Speaker 1:I don't know how can you say it's better. You ain't listening to it.
Speaker 2:I yeah, nobody does that's what I'm saying, that's's my whole point. Nobody is. I honestly I haven't. I can't even remember the last episode I listened to of him, but I mean I know it was 28, 29 years ago. It was a long time ago, long, long time ago. I mean I see his little like skits or whatever sometimes on like TikToks and YouTubes and stuff or whatever sometimes on TikToks and YouTubes and stuff. But I mean, if he was on regular radio Nikki Glaser was on it we'd probably already know who she was.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying yeah, I didn't know who she was.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I had no clue who she was. I had no clue whatsoever. I'm just curious. I think that it probably was a bad move on his part, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:I don't know. Fin was a bad move on his part. You know what I mean. I don't know. Financially, I don't think so.
Speaker 2:Because they probably gave him enough where he felt oh they paid him huge.
Speaker 1:That was a big contract.
Speaker 2:That was one of the biggest contracts of all time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and when it runs up he can probably go back to his own thing, if that's what he wants. He'd probably retire by then.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I think the radio no, because he's redone that contract probably five times since then.
Speaker 1:So it must be worth it to him.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, I don't know. I think the radio would have been better. I think it would have been better off all these years on radio. Like I said, it's that simple. We don't talk about him at work, no more. You haven't talked about Howard Stern in how long?
Speaker 2:Talking about him right now we're talking about because of nikki glazer hit it at a roast and happens to be involved in the show. I mean, other than that, who would have known? You know what I mean. I mean, I wouldn't have never known. I heard broadway, mary was on howard stern too at one time. I heard she was. Yeah, I, I don't know nothing about it, but I I heard it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'd have to look for it. I don't know where it was, but yeah, I did hear that.
Speaker 2:I don't know, nothing about it, but I I heard it. Yeah, I have to look for it. I don't know where it was, but yeah, I I did hear that. I don't know what she would have been on there for, but it would have been in a time when nobody's listening to it in my I don't listen to it and, like I say, like you know, I don't know that's just my thing.
Speaker 1:You said you've been there before huh, where's that that brought me, mary?
Speaker 2:yeah, I said I've been in there. Yeah, I went in there with keith and I went in there. It was cool when we went in there, actually it was kind of cool. We stopped in there and and, uh, there was. What was cool was it had nothing to do with broadway marys, but I mean, I was at their broadway marys but there was like a bachelor party. A bunch of guys in there, a good bunch of good, good, good dudes, you know like from all over the country, kind of kind of reminded me like my brothers and his friends. You know they were just kicking it and it was pretty cool. They were funny guys. I was laughing, we were having a good time with them. They were here for their doing their bachelor party and I don't know why they ended up at broadway mary's. I don't know how they ended up doing that but, yeah, that's where they ended up at morning, scotty.
Speaker 2:I just seen he said hi four minutes ago while I was ranting about Howard Stern.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I've had a little bit, so what?
Speaker 2:do you think? You think this Tyler's gay or no? What Well, I'm trying to think like it's been in my head since I said it. It came out. I'm like he does hate women.
Speaker 1:I don't know, man, I mean he hates women.
Speaker 2:I mean I really, I swear to God. I swear to God, he hates women. I've never seen a woman on the back of his bike.
Speaker 1:I've never seen one. I don't know. I ain't around him that much to know.
Speaker 2:I've never seen it.
Speaker 1:Well he around him, that much to know, I've never seen it. Well, he used to be here every day, yeah, but I ain't around him like personally going hanging out with him or anything. You never seen him riding on his bike yeah, I see him ride his bike all the time you ever seen a woman on the back of it?
Speaker 2:no, oh okay. You ever seen a guy on the back of it? No, john meeks, back there just chilling with a, with a frothy beer.
Speaker 1:Got the right head on this one, oh boy.
Speaker 3:You're going to get some.
Speaker 1:Texas tonight. Amanda's going to get some Texas tonight.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, he's got to tell some lies on Jimmy again. Yeah, if you're going to go try and snitch somebody out to their wife, you better have some kind of like, some kind of like uh clothes or something yeah, the persona better be at least in my wheelhouse.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean yeah, I don't know man, that's crazy I mean, he calls me a whore, my wife, my wife's ears perked up immediately. Yeah, tyler's the waterline cutter, scotty, yep, that's who it is. He like uh, you call me a, you say I'm whoring around behind my wife's back, her ears will perk up. Oh yeah, I'm who I am. But you say cocaine. Yeah, that turned it off.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she's like okay, goodbye, good night as a scotty said.
Speaker 2:I was telling him about it and he started laughing. He goes. The same guy that sat in my kitchen and chastised me for smoking weed. Right, right, yeah. That's how much he knows of me. He knows nothing of me. You went up the wrong tree on that one, buddy yeah that just shut the switch off right there.
Speaker 1:It's like, yeah, lost signal there, buddy. I'm like hey same as me, but thanks for the flowers.
Speaker 2:I'll be right back. You're out of here Just for a second. He said peace, so, anyways, I think he might be gay. It's a possibility. I'm just saying, I mean, I'm just that's. All I'm saying is that it's a possibility. I'm just saying, I mean, I'm just that's. All I'm saying is that it's a possibility.
Speaker 2:You never know, and I want to wish a happy mother's day to my mama. While I got a minute here, I might as well say happy mother's day, mama, and we'll put you on the screen here real quick with me. We'll say there she is, my mama, right there, me and her. When I was a little boy, and she needed a haircut for sure, 100%. That was the times, though, back then in the 70s, early 80s, that's what she did. It went from this, and then they went poofy, and now they're just like real short. So but and happy Mother's day to my daughter and my wife, and I have to call my mom whenever I get a chance.
Speaker 2:I don't know when, though. I just don't know. I don't know what the issue is going to be as far as as uh, if she's going to do uh the thing, the uh be up on time. I'm all confused cause Gito walked out on me. So now I'm trying to put it all together, trying to figure out exactly what what to uh put up. I should I have a video ready and then I could put that up. That would be cool, that would do something anyways. Or do like a I could do like a full screen, that's what I need to do, like a full screen to the one side. Like do a full screen video and have it ready to go for a commercial. That's what we should do. We should film a commercial for Madhouse Bar and Grill and then, like, if any time we have to like take a break in the middle of the show, we could just like pop it up on the screen, let it run and then do our thing. Right, it's not a bad gig. I like it.
Speaker 1:So what was he saying when I was walking out here?
Speaker 2:I think he's gay. You think I'm wrong. I don't know. I don't know him like that. I don't know. I don't understand. Why is he giving me seven months of free space in his head over a frickin' frothy beer? He rented it. It was free. There was no rent paid. That was free One. I take that back. It was the price of one beer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he didn't make that. He paid for it.
Speaker 2:No, I told him fuck you, get out of here. John Meeks, john Meeks, john Meeks.
Speaker 1:That dude seemed all right though.
Speaker 2:I liked both of them until they I didn't. I guess I don't know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but that John Meeks, that wasn't no big deal.
Speaker 2:No it really wasn't that big of a deal.
Speaker 1:I thought it was funny.
Speaker 2:The whole thing was funny, but it's a big deal to come in and cut my supply line. That's a huge deal.
Speaker 1:It's a big deal. Yeah, but I'm saying that I didn't say that wasn't a big deal. I said the John Meeks part of it wasn't a big deal. I thought it was funny.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I thought it was funny too. The flowers were hilarious.
Speaker 1:The flowers was good.
Speaker 2:The flowers was hilarious. That was good. I give them props on that one. But I don't know what Tyler's deal is, coming and cutting the line, and then that's the thing that really bugs me, I guess, about the whole thing is that his claim is that it was like that when he got in there. Right, that's his claim. But if you watch on this video, I mean if you watch the video right here, I'll show you real quick Watch him. Come out of here. This is his claim. When I walked in there, it was exactly. There was water pouring out of that thing like a sieve, right when I walked in there.
Speaker 2:So he walks out of the bathroom and this is him walking out of that bathroom while it was leaking like a sieve. This is him. Yeah, that's him. He's's walking out of there. It's leaking like a sieve, and that's how you walk out of there. That that's the way you do it. That that's it. You just kind of glance over to the right, you know. And, by the way, both bathrooms are completely flooded. Okay, both bathrooms completely. I mean, and I'm talking angel goes back in this bathroom in about five minutes. He goes back in there and a both bathrooms are completely flooded. If that's the case, how come you don't have wet footprints right there? Why is there no wet footprints? Just a little bit of water on his jeans right there. You tell me that. You tell me why that is. If it wasn't him, it him.
Speaker 1:There's no question, it's him you know I got a weird question. Maybe other people are probably wondering the same thing. What's that? Angel got a bladder problem.
Speaker 2:Angel I mean he did go in there twice. I was like you know what. Honestly I'm not gonna lie I kind of was thinking that too, Like damn, why was he in there just now? But the problem is is, I say, Angel was in there right before and right after, but Amanda told me she doesn't think it was Angel right before him. She thinks it was Bryce, the other cook. So it wasn't actually Angel.
Speaker 1:But I mean it was two cooks that were both right there, angel and an angel and I'm angel, but I mean it was two cooks that were both right there, an angel and an angel and I'm like he went to the restroom before that. He went to the restroom after. I'm like what the hell? No, yeah, no, that's it and, uh, I don't know man, that's fucked up yeah, it's, it's retarded, it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2:And then to go off like like you got caught and you're going to pretend like, oh, it had nothing to do with it and that's bullshit and this and that, and you know, just getting ridiculous. There's no reason for it at all, none, but whatever. So let's talk about your Ford thing. This is what I want to know about. I want to hear about Ford.
Speaker 1:I try to get my buddy to come. You know like, phone them and he won't do it oh, did he message you back? He said no, I'll start talking terrorist shit terrorist shit, I don't know what the hell.
Speaker 2:How well do you know this guy? I don't know. How well do you know this guy? I don't know nah he's pretty cool.
Speaker 1:Is he muslim? He's mexican, oh, same thing. I was just no. But it's funny because we me and him will go. We'll go, like everybody hates this guy. His name's hector, at ford, and when we like you kind of? There's nothing you can do, like you back up and he's the guy that grabs your shoe. So all our drivers hate this guy. They're like, oh, we got Hector, you know. So Hector's the little little short little Mexican dude, even the the like I said, he's Mexican and he can't stand them.
Speaker 2:No, like I said, he's Mexican and he can't stand him. No, no, I'm saying is the one that said he's gonna do terrorist shit Muslim not the guy that's doing the shoot, he's Mexican too.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's two Mexicans, oh okay, so me and him are friends at work does anybody got a green card.
Speaker 1:He don't need one. He's an American just checking, so anyways he goes. So he's like damn actor. So then he goes that's your brother. So then he goes, that's your brother. So I said no, that's your uncle. And I say you call him theo every time you go in there. It's funny as hell. We just start laughing.
Speaker 1:But that dude is horrible. Everybody's like he has you going back, oh, back, back, forward, back forward. You're like what the hell? You can't press the button quick enough to keep up with him. So he's like he's back there and he's just, and he's telling you speed it up, slow it down. I'm like this dude. I'm like, oh my god, the other guy. You pull up to him, he'll go like like he might make you back up once or twice and then he'll just flow the whole thing out. You're on your way. So he's doing two of them to Hector's one. So he's got to wait for Hector to get his done to catch up. It's just horrible. I'm like why don't you just get somebody else on the shoot? And they just will not do it. I'm like, oh my God, hector sucks. So Hector, you suck.
Speaker 2:Hector get another job yeah job.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's not that bad, hmm.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I don't know who he is. I'm trying to get my buddies to talk about him. He doesn't wear a dress shirt, does he?
Speaker 1:no, he wears a fluorescent.
Speaker 2:No, but oh yeah, because he has to wear, but does he ever wear a vest? Yeah, the safety vest and then underneath, what's he got on? I don't know is it a?
Speaker 1:button-up shirt oh, I hope it's the same guy.
Speaker 2:I will fucking die laughing. What do you mean? I know a carpenter cactor that they had to get rid of. He sucked, he was horrible. He was horrible dude. He would come in every day with his button-up shirt and everything and he was absolutely horrible.
Speaker 2:The the two guys that worked on the job site were both, uh, wood carpenter, trim carpenter, you know doors, hardware, cabinets, things like that and, heck, they had to work with hector because nobody else wanted to work with him. So they put him over there you know the little slower paced shit, because he's slow and kind of was like. You know somebody that would take his time. So you think maybe that would work out best. For you know, uh, finish work. You know what I'm saying. So you're thinking that that might be the best bet.
Speaker 2:So what happens is the two guys they make them work with they're kind of like redneck. You know what I mean that they're? I mean they're not. Yeah, they're rednecks, that's that's. There's no other way to say it. They're rednecks, that's, that's what they are 100 rednecks, there's no other way to say it. They're rednecks, that's what they are, 100% rednecks. And they make him work with this. But he's not like. I mean he's English-speaking, speaks proper English and all that stuff. American, you know, probably since birth. But he has a button-up shirt, dressed like I don't know if he thinks he's going to an office job. We always used to laugh because it's just the way he would dress. You know, how would you say that guy is that hector? What have we been right now? What would he be right now?
Speaker 1:probably 40, 39, 40, somewhere in that range.
Speaker 2:This guy thinks a little over, yeah I mean he's from this area, so I mean it's possible that he went and got another job that's very possible. He's? Yeah, he's short.
Speaker 1:I'll have to get a picture.
Speaker 2:But these guys got fired, not fired. I don't know if they got fired or I'm trying to remember. I can't remember if they got fired or if they got sent to another job. I can't remember right off the top of my head, but they wrote Mexican drinking straw on the vent in the Port-A-John and they fired them. They didn't have proof, they even did it, they just fired them. They're just like see you later for racist comments or whatever.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean? Yeah, I think me and Gerald. We're an exception, we're allowed to say that shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you guys can but these were rednecks.
Speaker 3:Like, these were just straight rednecks and you know what.
Speaker 2:Honestly, typically when you see on the job sites that they're writing stuff like Mexican drink, it's because illegals are on the job. You know what I mean. It's not, or even if they're not illegal, they're like I don't know. They're like Mexican speaking immigrants that are doing work. Usually that's when you see the redneck start writing shit. It's usually not for like the guy in glasses with a button up shirt speaking perfect English. You know what I'm saying. It's just usually not the case, but that guy just got on their nerves, so bad.
Speaker 1:That's how this guy is. Listen, everybody like you would think probably four drivers or five drivers don't like him. You know because of the way they just don't mesh. You know what I'm saying? No, every driver hates him.
Speaker 2:Like oh, I had Hector.
Speaker 1:And then you're like it's almost like a pattern. You go in there, you're the first one in, so of course you're the first one in, so of course you're gonna be the first one out, right? Not if you get hector. You're gonna have people passing you and shit, two drivers ahead of you and then then you're stuck with hector so I'm like so I'm. You know I'm like competitive, I gotta go. You know what I'm saying. I'm passing, nope, not when you get Hector. You got two people pass you.
Speaker 2:That's funny, hector's horrible. So yesterday I was thinking about that with that guy, because I remember that one's name was Hector you know, and I was thinking I'm like, could that be? It's like it could very well be. I mean, everybody hated the guy you know and I was thinking I'm like, could that be? It's like it could very well be, I mean everybody hated the guy.
Speaker 1:And you know what he walks around like. All the drivers are stupid. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Like he looks at us like, oh, I don't think that's him then because he never did that, he never was like that. I don't think.
Speaker 1:He was just kind of like clueless. Basically, yeah, but he's hanging around with all the guys you know on their crew and he's got this, this attitude, like this driver. You know, you're like no, it's you, you idiot. But it's funny, man, everybody, when they pull out of there and they got this, look on their face and they're like I had hector poor hector.
Speaker 2:What'd you do yesterday? You had to work yesterday, but you weren't pouring yeah, we was just maintenance on the plant.
Speaker 1:Oh, really, like what? Like, what's preventive maintenance? Like you know, they got these bolts that push a cylinder for the I don't know the where the plant is and it holds the bends and shit and when, when it needs to release it, pushes it back, drops the chute and drops the gravel and stuff. Well, the bolts on it, they get brittle after a while. So we just take all the bolts out and put new bolts in it and stuff.
Speaker 2:Oh, really yeah, Geez they start snapping and shit.
Speaker 1:So instead of just letting it snap and shut the plant down, you just day off just go over there and change all the bolts out.
Speaker 3:Huh.
Speaker 1:Stuff like that. Clean up, change the chute.
Speaker 2:Why don't they do that in the winter, when you guys are slow and sitting in your trucks?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm just asking, I'm just curious.
Speaker 1:I don't know, it's just a timing thing, I guess.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I thing I guess I don't know. I just because, like, when I got this place, I remember dale used to have all these like like he would get instant mashed potatoes or he'd get onions and peppers and stuff that were pre-cut up, stuff like that, and he's like, well, because of the prep time and I look around, everybody that's working for me standing around doing nothing. I'm like this doesn't make any sense. That's why I started buying fresh and cutting it myself.
Speaker 1:I think that preventive maintenance is pretty good though.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not saying it's not. I'm just saying why isn't it done?
Speaker 1:Well, there's other stuff done in the winter. There's all kinds of stuff that you're doing. Maybe that's timing for that. You know what I mean, Right, right right, so want to break down in the middle of over a boat? You know what I'm saying? No, that'd be horrible. Yeah, so you're talking $2 boat, change that damn boat.
Speaker 1:Right so we went around changing the boats and stuff. And you know what, like I said, our bosses are different. They're not in the office telling you go change them boats. He's, you know, he's up there with me changing a bolt, you know.
Speaker 2:We should run a commercial. Me and you should work on a commercial together. It's not easy, though. Why? It's hard, dude, it's not easy. Yesterday I tried to make a commercial. Like. I literally like ran like a commercial. I had to do like 60 takes and I didn't come up with nothing. Great, I didn't. It was bad. It's like it needs practice for sure. That's because you got stuff on your mind. You're thinking of dude? No, I wasn't thinking about that at all. Only thing on my mind has been this this right here I'd be thinking about Hector and shit.
Speaker 2:Fucking Hector. Hector's got space in your head for free.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he rented a big old spot. Hector's got space in your head for free, yeah, he's, he rented a big old spot. And then we got this one guy. He's running the show over there and he ain't got no control over like he's running the shit, but he can't tell hector, you go leave something else. You know I'm saying that's weird, right. So I'm like man, can't you get somebody else on the shoot? You know, like they're fucking everything up and he's like man, I can't do nothing about that, I'm like damn. But this dude is so cool, he just walks around with his little smile.
Speaker 2:He don't give a fuck it's like it's just a kid but nah, that's pretty cool you want to hear my best that I came up with yesterday probably not, but go ahead. Here it goes, hold on, I gotta turn it. I gotta turn this off. I forgot I had this down. All right, here we go. Here it goes, hold on, I got to turn it, I got to turn this off.
Speaker 2:I forgot I had this down. All right, here we go. Here it is hey bar and grill fans. It's Jim with mad house bar talk, where me and my cohost sit around and talk about the things going on around mad house bar and grill in Elyria, ohio. The whole conversation is unscripted, uncensored and unedited anywhere where you stream podcasts, just remember madhouse bar talks baby. Yeah, that needs a lot of work that's 60, takes in 60 60 takes 60 takes, and that's the best I could come up first of all, we do do some editing.
Speaker 1:That was funny. When I got here today, what did I say? I don't remember you probably been here since last night. Oh yeah, you said I was right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, I literally did take after take after take and I'm like this all sounds like shit and this sounds like shit, but it's the best I got. You know what I mean? Don't play it again. That's what I'm saying. We've got to work on something.
Speaker 2:We've got to do something that looks like the one that runs on ours and we're giving them a free shout-out right now. We'll do it for them right now. Here's one that's been running on us. This is what it sounds like. Well, hold on, I've got to turn this back on again. All right, there we go.
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Speaker 3:Maybe it did.
Speaker 2:I think you're hearing it through the speakers. I think the desktop went off, but anyways, yeah, theirs is better than mine, for sure.
Speaker 1:But Not by much.
Speaker 2:No, I got in a realm, I was there, I was getting closer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I mean Unedited. No, we do some editing.
Speaker 2:Well, part of the problem is. Part of the problem is is that if I try to run an ad on other podcasts like they're running on ours, some people will decline it because of the quality of the ad. So I I just you know what I mean I'm trying to get a good quality ad up there so that we can get something that old. That way we run it, and you know what I mean. Maybe grab some extra listeners or whatever. No, but yeah, it was pretty funny man I was.
Speaker 1:I was sitting there going holy shit, this is way harder than I ever imagined it was you know, ever do you think I'm gonna start a new trend when somebody fucks up on a job to be like all right, hector he pulled a hector.
Speaker 2:He pulled a hector.
Speaker 1:Damn it hector, damn you hector man it's so funny, man he's so bad and he walks around like these drivers. You're like yeah, okay it was the driver yeah, and everybody else is just rolling yeah, we're like what the hell's wrong with this guy?
Speaker 2:all right, I think we think we're ready. I got to go. We're supposed to go to the zoo today. So I'm saying I got to go take this stuff that's in the trailer out to the boat, get that all set up and then we're supposed to go to the zoo for Mother's Day today. If you go to the zoo and your mom you get him for free. There you go. So I guess we're going to get out of here, but before we go, don't forget to go follow us on YouTube, go follow us on TikTok and on Facebook with Madhouse Bar. Talk Bye, hector.
Speaker 3:Bye.
Speaker 2:Hector Peace.