Getting Out The Podcast
S02Ep48 Betting Highs & Aint No Body Like My Jesus
Ever teetered on the edge of a colossal win with sports betting, only to watch it slip through your fingers? We've been there, and in our latest episode, we lay it all out—from the intricacies of betting lines to the heart-pumping thrills of near-miss parlays.
Jesseism 101' that governs the unpredictable twist and turns of life's journey. We even stroll down memory lane to the quirky days of customized ringtones and reflect on how personal growth can stem from the most unexpected places.
Wrap up your day with our eclectic mix of heartfelt anecdotes and side-splitting banter. We debate the artificiality of grape-flavored everything, share a chuckle over our dream 'electric chair meals,' and even spar over our all-time favorite movies and TV shows. Then, as we steer the conversation toward the thought-provoking realms of life, death, and everything in between, we invite you to mull over the possibility of an afterlife with guitar strumming deities. So buckle up for a podcast episode that's as enlightening as it is entertaining—it's a wild ride you won't want to miss!
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-A Say I Won't Production
Ever teetered on the edge of a colossal win with sports betting, only to watch it slip through your fingers? We've been there, and in our latest episode, we lay it all out—from the intricacies of betting lines to the heart-pumping thrills of near-miss parlays.
Jesseism 101' that governs the unpredictable twist and turns of life's journey. We even stroll down memory lane to the quirky days of customized ringtones and reflect on how personal growth can stem from the most unexpected places.
Wrap up your day with our eclectic mix of heartfelt anecdotes and side-splitting banter. We debate the artificiality of grape-flavored everything, share a chuckle over our dream 'electric chair meals,' and even spar over our all-time favorite movies and TV shows. Then, as we steer the conversation toward the thought-provoking realms of life, death, and everything in between, we invite you to mull over the possibility of an afterlife with guitar strumming deities. So buckle up for a podcast episode that's as enlightening as it is entertaining—it's a wild ride you won't want to miss!
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-A Say I Won't Production
there it is what's goody, everybody all right. Well, what's up over there yo?
Speaker 2:What's good? Nothing. I'm looking at this bet. I'm trying to place a bet.
Speaker 1:Wait, wait, wait. Can you explain this to us Like how? All right, I know you guys both love this shit. He has a lot of questions. Yes, so I know there's like a line, right, correct, and the line moves though. Right, the line moves, yeah, and how does that move? How does it move throughout the day, like what's? Happening Based on other people betting, you're putting all your money on one team. They're going to give you better odds for the other team.
Speaker 2:So let's say, 20,000 people all bet that the Chicago White Sox are going to beat the Twins tonight, then the odds are going to be in favor for the White Sox to win, so the Twins will then in turn become the underdog.
Speaker 1:And it keeps going more and more value to them, because there's so much against them. Their value keeps going up to bet. So it keeps going plus 1800, plus 1900, plus 2000, okay, and then like so you get more bang for your buck yeah and if someone gets hurt too, right that that also all every.
Speaker 2:There's so many. There's so many variables. That also depends. There's so many different factors.
Speaker 1:There's so many variables that also depends, but that main variable is what he's saying. Yeah, like that the way people bet, yeah, and then you know there's matchups and Like the spread for baseball is mostly based on who's in the lineup and who's pitching. Pitching's a big one. Usually, people don't look at pitching, though, which is crazy, for betting Like who the pitcher is on the mound on bad teams.
Speaker 2:Well, Vegas does.
Speaker 1:I know, but like real bettors.
Speaker 2:They do, but it's tough because you can get burned by the stack.
Speaker 1:And it's like almost like by the stack. So what are you talking about? Hold?
Speaker 2:on and then, a lot of times when it's too good to be true, like, walk away, when it looks like, oh, this is a sure thing, it's not, so get the fuck out like you know.
Speaker 1:Oh, so what are you saying about? Stack is like stacking people on the same team. Well, do something okay.
Speaker 2:So like, if so, let's say, you have two bad pitchers in baseball going against each other that have high ERAs, but both teams hit well.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:There's something called the over-under. So Vegas is going to project how many runs will be scored in that game. Say 10 runs, they'll say or or 11 runs and who predicts this?
Speaker 1:though, like vegas, like who's the guy is?
Speaker 2:there like a dude behind the door.
Speaker 1:They were the first people to have betting and sports betting legal and so now that there's a team, so now that there's a team there, there's like a, there's like a commission, obviously, of like a rake I forget what it's called who makes the bedding like the lines and stuff.
Speaker 2:It's called a rake. Um a rake, yeah, okay so, but it also depends on what platform you're using because certain platforms give you different odds just depending on. That's like what they want to do, like they'll try to entice you and be like all right, uh, mike trout, to get a hit tonight, you know, plus 500 which means for every hundred you bet, you get 500 so it's, five so it's basically five to one odds oh, so that would be five to one yeah, so the five and one is based off of a hundred yes, yes, all right.
Speaker 2:Everything's based off 100. Okay, yeah, isn't that crazy that you said that. So if it's negative 100 odds, then for every 100 you bet you basically.
Speaker 1:Gain nothing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like a wash. Yeah, does that make sense? Yeah, no, I get it.
Speaker 1:If it's minus 100 or plus 100, you're not winning or losing anything, it's just like a wash.
Speaker 2:You don't bet those.
Speaker 1:It's just stupid to even bet it. Then why would you, though?
Speaker 2:What's the point of doing it, because parlays will increase your odds.
Speaker 1:Every bet that you add onto it.
Speaker 2:It's less of a possibility Of you winning More money to be made, though, but but it's less of a possibility of you winning more money to be made, though, but parlay is In a parlay, everything has to hit. In a parlay, each thing you add is called a leg. So if we're going to take the Bulls to win and the White Sox to win and the Yankees to win that's a three-leg parlay.
Speaker 2:Okay, they all have to hit. Though for you to win, and the White Sox to win, and the Yankees to win, that's a three-leg parlay Okay. They all have to hit though for you to win. What's crazy is, you can't just have one of the three hit Really yeah. That's why it's so hard. Oh, here you go.
Speaker 1:And there's no ifs, ands or buts about it. You have to have everyone to hit, but there's these apps and they'll offer you cash out. Yeah, um, so you could be watching the games, oh, and decide to be like I don't know. So it's like a fucking game show. It's like, if you want they talk to the man up, it's a deal or no deal.
Speaker 2:They keep you, deal or no deal, like yo you can cash out now for $20 less.
Speaker 1:but you might win, but you might lose because they could score last second.
Speaker 2:That's crazy to me A few years ago, I had a cash out that was up to like 15 grand, because my total winnings were like 280, 280k and I just needed the Broncos Steelers or something or something like that, I don't know, and the team that I had was ahead like and that's all I needed you were like I'm doing it was like a 12 leg parlay.
Speaker 2:I was 11 of 12 at that point and somehow the whoever it was like the came back and they ended up winning and I wasn't. I was like working, so I wasn't even like watching. I was like wait what they lost it was so heartbreaking. I was basically thinking I was going to win a lot of money.
Speaker 1:I don't know if I could. Yeah, that's why betting is like a dangerous thing for me. I don't think I'd be able to do it.
Speaker 2:I don't think I'd be able to like. It's exhilarating. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:I don't have an addictive personality you think about this.
Speaker 2:I work really hard for my job. You work really hard for your job. You can do whatever you want with that money, and I'm saying you at the end of the day, no matter how much you make, the government is taking so much money from you Everything you do. Just my last paycheck alone was over $1,000 in taxes and I was like, oh my God, it was over a thousand dollars in taxes and I was like oh my god, like it just makes me sick to my stomach.
Speaker 2:That's a little bit how much it is to live, yeah and I'm like what the hell are they even? Doing with this money just to survive is just fucking crazy. So like I'm trying to like get a little bit ahead and get some gambling winnings, get anything I can to like I wish I could, man I'm not that good at again. Yeah, that's why I don't I don't know how to do it I'm just not good at it.
Speaker 1:You put me in front of fantasy. I'm great at it. Fantasy is different, though that's a different piece right, that's like yeah, because it's like season long. Can you bet on fantasy? Yeah yeah, they have daily fantasy now too that's then.
Speaker 1:Why don't you get into that? That's because it's like you're not playing against, like the way I do it, like we each draft our team, so you know what players you're going up against. Like these guys are drafting the same players as you. You guys can all draft the same players. They're not like taking out. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, you're good. Is it good? No, you're fine yeah it's fine. Just kick the shit out of the camera. Kick the shit out of it.
Speaker 1:No, yeah, kick the shit out of it Think we're even Right, why you get even. But yeah, so that's another thing. Is that another thing with betting too? Even Right, or am I wrong? What do you mean? Even, is that another term? Yeah, over under, over under, there you go, even odds over under, even you're up or down, or even okay, you know, yeah, it's a yeah, betting is, uh, it's difficult. But it's fun it is like I love gambling, you don't you?
Speaker 2:miss poker nights oh my god I miss. I was thinking about it the other day. I was like I really want to get a poker night together, but like I don't know, I don't have enough friends first of all, and then I don't have enough people that like play poker play poker isn't it so fucking weird when you get old?
Speaker 1:like how fucking? When I worked at magiana's I had a couple poker nights, but it was far and few in between this is how weird it is being old.
Speaker 2:I was just at my daughter's track meet and I ran into my babysitter and it was. It was like surreal. She has a kid that's like the same age as my daughter and she's like she's like I heard that you're, that was your daughter, and I was like, oh, I saw you over there. And I was like, Whoa, this is crazy. And then she was like telling other people and my daughter wins both her meets at 1600, 800.
Speaker 2:And everybody's like, wow, that she's amazing that's that's just incredible and I was like you know, dude, I'm super proud and I'm like so happy for her, but at the same time, I want people to dial it down a little. You know, like let's relax. Like you know, she didn't cure cancer. They're like like jesus, like people, bro, let's stop sucking her metaphorical dick.
Speaker 1:They love it people do brag about their kids no, no, yeah, I, I know but I try to. I get it, I understand it.
Speaker 2:I can't, but I try to do it more behind closed doors, yeah of course you know like I'll do it to you or to you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's definitely it.
Speaker 2:I'll be like oh man, she's killing it, I'm so proud of her.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Not to like phones, like people love making a spectacle out of everything. Well, we were just talking about that?
Speaker 1:how about everything people forget about telephone, how things? When passed down the wire, shit gets fucked up, things change how things change down. You know three, four people down. The story's completely different. Like she hit 20 home runs when she really hit one or two, you know like it's a whole complete different story than originally it started. It's like holy shit, like yeah, like I remember I walked into a bar and I was like I knew this was gonna happen ow no I walked into a bar, I was like I I'm gonna see so many people that I haven't seen no
Speaker 1:man long, you know. So many people walked into the bar yep, what do you know? And they're all like, looking at me, xyz, it's the worst. So, and so my boy actually comes up to me and we're talking and he's like, did you talk to so? And so, still anymore. I'm like, no, I was, like I was.
Speaker 1:I don't even really remember, to be honest, you like, how it actually ended. I remember the day, last day, we stopped talking, but I don't remember why. Um, I was like I probably did something, fucked up, you know. And he said, yeah, I heard xyz, and I went, oh, and it brought back the memory, flicked the switch and I said, oh, yeah, but that was also. That was the time that xyz happened. And he was like, wait, what I was? Like, yeah, see, you didn't know, he told you that, but he didn't tell you this, like I like he missed the completely whole side of the fucking story. It's like, oh, that makes sense. Like, yeah, you know, obviously they're gonna leave that part out, but for my, for my sorry and yo little side show can I get a translation?
Speaker 2:you didn't get that like this story.
Speaker 1:I got there's two sides to every story.
Speaker 2:Oh, alright there you go Bam.
Speaker 1:Thank you, that's the lesson, that's the Jesseism, jesseism. Two sides to every story, jesseism 101 Wow. Damn.
Speaker 2:Hey, can I ask you a question? Yeah, because it's been on my mind. Last week you referenced Um.
Speaker 1:I didn't even know what I was talking about.
Speaker 2:The guitar story and getting the guitar in rehab, you're bringing the guitar.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, it's in my car All right.
Speaker 2:But you said that when you walked in that everybody was like oh there's the American Idol kid. And I was wondering what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1:What do you mean?
Speaker 2:Like. What do you like? What do you? What do you? Why? Try now for america.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I went through the whole process like three times oh, you did. Yeah, you didn't know that you didn't know that, and he tried out for like and I tried out for the voice. I went through all of them.
Speaker 2:He's trying to break it. Yeah, I went through all of them he really did minuto yeah, I swear to god he went down, he went down the water yeah, I really did.
Speaker 1:Swear to God I get vouched. I really did. I told you the day I tried out I would try out the same day as Phoebe Ryan. I was on line With Phoebe Ryan. She used to open for us.
Speaker 2:I swear to God she used to open up for us. For If the Shoe Fits. She did it she made it to the top 24. She made it to like the top 24, yeah, she made it to the top 60 yeah she didn't even.
Speaker 1:She got on tv like once, yeah, and then it was like one behind the scenes. Yeah, because I was like she's wearing my sweatpants. I saw two, I saw two. But I'm telling you because a lot of people get mixed up with the fat kid from like american idol or something like that too. But I, they know that I've been through the process and I've also. You do you know how they do like the background clips and shit like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:On the voice and on American Idol. I was on a couple of. You could like I was in a couple episodes like background. You could see me in a couple episodes a hundred percent. See me in a couple episodes 100 if you squint your eyes like really, really good.
Speaker 2:No, because there was one time you could see him.
Speaker 1:No, if there was a guy that kind of might look like listen there's one time on the voice.
Speaker 1:Uh, when I went for the voice tryouts, they had, uh, you weren't they tell you not to bring an instrument, but I I brought my guitar anyway, fuck it, you know, because you're jesse, fuck it. And and uh, so I had uh like three or four girls sitting to the right of me and they were like practicing their songs and I knew the songs to play on guitar. So I started playing the practice and when we got up and went to the back and then more people joined us and came, it was like a group of 20 or 30 of us, a huge ass circle, and I was just leading the circle on a song and a cameraman walked into the middle of it no bullshit and was just like doing the whole. You know, like had the fucking guy with the with the boom mic, all that shit, and they scanned the whole fucking thing and jesse was on tv, don't know, no, they definitely saw.
Speaker 1:They definitely saw that was definitely on fucking one of the episodes 100 I remember diving in I remember a girl, because I got a girl's number from that episode and the girl actually texted me was like, oh, did you see that we were on one day one of like, like when you know, when you get out of rehab and you get like those 300 text messages, it was one of those motherfucking things. So, yeah, no, when I got out. So we were definitely part of like a 20, like 20 second clip 10 second clip of us I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1:I never went in the rehab with like a phone. What do you mean? I always sold my shit before I went in I like everyone. How did you? They never even let me I never even tried I didn't have any. I never even tried to bring anything besides. I'm saying like Got out with a phone oh, like I've always gotten A phone while In rehab, really. Or like a halfway house oh, the halfway house.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, not rehab, but you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Like I never have Like an actual number when I go to rehab. Yeah See, I don't care. So I don't care about what's going on outside. So I'm like, yeah, but see, I need to get in touch with my drug dealers if I'm getting high at the time.
Speaker 1:I need to have a phone you don't have a phone, can't get in touch with them. But yeah, but that if you're trying to get clean, absolutely, yeah, 100, I don't know 100, that's between you guys. No, 100, I agree with you. If you're trying to get clean, throw that fucking phone away. Definitely, but yeah, no, that 353,. That is all that's, since I've changed that number when I left everyone behind.
Speaker 2:I don't know anybody's phone number anymore.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't even memorize numbers. You can't memorize them Sometimes, sometimes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's certain people.
Speaker 1:I don't even know my fiance's number. It drives her crazy that. I don't know it.
Speaker 2:I know my wife's number by heart 732 I know.
Speaker 1:Don't crazy that I don't know it. I know my, my wife's number by heart, but I have seven, three, two. I know. Don't don't do it on there. Don't do it on here, dude. No, I don't even. I think I even got it wrong. Don't do it on here, they'll be calling my wife has a massachusetts number, so yeah, that's kind of easy it's easy, they carry them. She's had her phone number they'll carry like a massachusetts number over yeah, any number yeah I didn't know that.
Speaker 1:What do you got? Though, you got, you have makeup. What do you go?
Speaker 2:with at&t or some shit. I think you can make up your own number if you want. Now, well, you could pick them. Yeah, they don't care anymore.
Speaker 1:No, so fucking weird. Remember when, the whole thing. Remember when you would call somebody and they had a certain song as their ringtone.
Speaker 2:And that was like the shit back in the day. That was the shit back in the day.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah Bro. I learned so many new songs From that fucking shit.
Speaker 2:Not when you're friends with Sean Savone. If it's a song he doesn't like, he's like you better change that. Fucking ringtone Right now song he doesn't like, he's like you better change that fucking ring back right now or you're never getting a ride of my civic again and you're like yo, what's wrong with it? What the fuck did? I just tell you like shit easy, dude, jesus. No, I remember like what was the whole thing? And then the next week he has that ringback tone. He's like, yeah, this is the sickest.
Speaker 1:Is it you that always does that to you? Always did that to me Pat well, you. That has the fucking Indian dude as their fucking.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Yes, it is, it's my favorite. If you don't answer, if Pat doesn't answer when you call him, there's an Indian dude that tells you to leave a message.
Speaker 2:No, my Siri's Indian.
Speaker 1:Yeah, really.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So that's how you get it. It's a. Siri no, I know you could change it. He's a great, he's good, he's good, it could be Arnold Schwarzenegger, if you wanted to, I'm sure you could, but he's good. He's very good, hey, siri say all right yeah, your phone's great my phone does, bro, when you need it, don't everyone's gonna phone's gonna go off. Don't do that everyone's phone everybody.
Speaker 1:Oh no, because it's voice. Act. It's actually, by the way, you had a problem. Please try again. But I didn't know, he, I didn't know that all was dead like that.
Speaker 2:All went to your voicemail and that like all synced up and shit, if you, if have like the default one, I don't feel like setting.
Speaker 1:I have the default one.
Speaker 2:I think I have the default one you have reads Seven three.
Speaker 1:Yes, that's what I thought it was. I don't know how you changed that shit, but that was great how they did have the fucking music.
Speaker 2:I'm so sorry I missed your call.
Speaker 1:I'm not here to answer your call at the moment.
Speaker 2:So please leave a message after the beep and I'll return your call by earliest convenience.
Speaker 1:People do that though, I know, but I just would rather, I'd rather not have my own voice. Yeah, I don't want to hear my shit. I don't fucking care to listen to it. I'm thinking people would hear my shit. I don't fucking care. That's what I said about the podcast.
Speaker 2:I'm thinking like People would hear my voicemail being like oh, thanks for calling, and they're just like Click.
Speaker 1:Like, I'm not even Leaving a message Fuck him. They're like you hear his voice.
Speaker 2:I fucking hate his voice, that's how I feel about my voice.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well is that I do too no, I like your.
Speaker 2:You see, I can listen to kevin. Was kevin brought up such a good point about it last week?
Speaker 1:yeah, rip yeah, yeah, I don't know where he went. Yeah, rp kevin. I don't know where kevin is tonight. To my boy. That's my boy, that's my, that's my boy.
Speaker 2:Blue this is how you remind me. Wait, you like creed. Uh, I think that was nickelback. But nickelback.
Speaker 1:No, that's nickelback, I do, it's gay I do like nickelback.
Speaker 2:Do you like creed?
Speaker 1:no, do you call people like, if you like the g word.
Speaker 2:You're like the g word you're gay. If they like Creed. No, not really. I'm like. You like who you like. I like Christian Rock Creed's gay.
Speaker 1:You know what's crazy? I can't listen to Creed. Yo, yo, I'm not. I can't.
Speaker 2:Yo, two weeks ago we were talking about music. I brought up Mercy, me Move.
Speaker 1:Okay, the song.
Speaker 2:Move by Mercy Me. I was telling that story, I was like I was having a bad day, Blah blah. There's a fucking Netflix documentary on this dude right now. That's ridiculous I just saw it yesterday pop up on this dude.
Speaker 1:I was like what Of course there is.
Speaker 2:Isn't that?
Speaker 1:how life works. It's like you bring up one thing, all of a sudden it's there the next day. That's crazy talking about somebody that you haven't seen man long and then all of a sudden they pop up and that's weird.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it always happens. You're thinking about a song, that's just. You're gonna hear that all the time. How it happens I'm doing a billy jean, a cover of billy jean, for a movie, apparently. So sorry, that's the fucking water bottle, uh. But yeah, I'm doing a cover of Billie Jean and we did it slow. We switched up the chorus, the pre-chorus. Did you put bad instruments and music over it?
Speaker 2:no, he did his. Thing.
Speaker 1:I didn't do any of the music, I just sang I didn't make remember we were talking about it last week yes, I know.
Speaker 2:That's why I said I can't hear it.
Speaker 1:Then I can't produce my own music.
Speaker 2:No, you can't, that's like I could do other people shit what if we put a xylophone? Here?
Speaker 1:no, I could do other people's stuff, no problem, but my stuff is very hard um, but you know he does all.
Speaker 2:What if we blew in the glass bottles?
Speaker 1:fuck you pat. Well, but yeah, I'd. No, I'm still drumming. He does all the live instruments and everything. He just didn't know whether to come or not today, but he said definitely next week he's going to try to get over here. You can have him talk about producing songs. I want to go through how he sends me multiple versions I want to show. Sorry, I'm cutting knows everything. Lawrence has like this thing. People may not know who. Lawrence is so Lawrence is a band.
Speaker 2:They're from New York he loves them and John.
Speaker 1:Bellion discovered them but they have what is it called? It's called Splitter, splitter FM, called Splitter, okay, splitter FM or Splitter like. What is it? Com? Okay, but anyway, they take all their songs and every like. You know how, when you look at a recording of the song, oh yeah, they will give you bass.
Speaker 2:It gives you all the instruments. You could take out which one you want. Yep.
Speaker 1:Like they give you it for every one of their songs. Really Yep.
Speaker 2:How cool is that.
Speaker 1:There are other artists that are part of it. They created it.
Speaker 2:They created that yes.
Speaker 1:Because you know, kanye tried to do the same thing With like a fucking music player.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was cool.
Speaker 1:I had no idea what it was. I heard about it after I got out.
Speaker 2:That was a cool idea.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like a fucking pod anthony holding your hand like you can change it, just have the bass and you yeah I know, I know exactly. That's exactly what kanye how cool is that wow, can they let you sample their shit, though? I don't know, but I know you could like mess around with. I don't have the volume up. That's crazy dude. How cool is that? That's not every new song they drop putting it on there no, I know cool, it is cool, it's such a good concept.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's dope and that's oh wow. So if anyone's not like watching, there's he's on this website. He showed me and lauren's creating it gives me all the wav files. It gives you, like the bass, the beatbox, piano keys keys.
Speaker 2:Every different vocal FX.
Speaker 1:That's dope the drums, yeah, how cool is that that's sick, that's sick. That's awesome. That's a great idea.
Speaker 2:It's a great fucking idea.
Speaker 1:And especially if you have this like copyrighted yeah Right, here You're copyrighting every little sample too Well, no, every Exactly. Once you put it online, you're automatically copywriting.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly you, exactly once you put it online, you're automatically copywriting it. You're automatically copywriting it regardless.
Speaker 1:As soon as you put that shit online, you're copywriting that shit that's so smart. I love it. Splitter FM.
Speaker 2:I've heard of that shit before that sounds familiar.
Speaker 1:Don't send it to me right now. Yeah, but it's I keep forgetting.
Speaker 2:You're using it. What's it called?
Speaker 1:splitter FM. I've heard of that before.
Speaker 1:I've definitely heard of some people doing no he was just, uh, he just went in front of congress too, no like, because, because of how much? Ticket masters ripping all these musicians off. Finally, thank you god. And he kind of like was like yo, this is crazy, we're not making any money, ticket master's charging all these fees and we get nothing from it. So they had a bunch of musicians sign it him. Whole band went to washington dc, spoke in front of congress and he got a bill passed finally what's?
Speaker 2:what's the bill saying?
Speaker 1:you know, I don't know but it's awesome man, that's great. He's a beast, thank god, because you know that just happened. Well, I'm a big audible guy. So one of the biggest fantasy sci-fi writers, brandon sanderson um, he's the audible does the same exact things. They take that much off of your readings and stuff. Authors are only getting 40 percent of what? Of their own bro, 40% of the sale, and you never, they never knew what it.
Speaker 1:They never. I know you're supposed to be getting way more, at least 60 to 70. You should bet like a minimum. That's wild, it's crazy. So the end they weren't getting definite, like because the way Audible works is by credits. It doesn't work by like how much a book actually costs. Sometimes an Audible book is like $20. Sometimes it's on sale for $13. But if you get it with a credit it's only $15.99. So sometimes Audible books are like $25. So, wait, you can't get like a membership to Audible and it gives you one credit a month and that credit applies to any book. Only one book per month. One book per month. But you get a whole catalog of books for free every month, every month. So I get all these podcasts for free, new books that come out. Sometimes I'll have random Brandon Sanderson books that are free. It's terrible.
Speaker 2:No, it's great. I love it Bro. I've got like 10 credits.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can get free credits and shit. Yeah, you got six.
Speaker 2:How much are you paying a month for Audible? It's like $15.99.
Speaker 1:It's worth it. I love Audible, I love it, I love it. You add up all your subscriptions.
Speaker 2:There are other cheaper services. I don't have that many.
Speaker 1:Really Spotify.
Speaker 2:Apple Music no, me and my wife are smart. We're all in the family plan with a bunch of her families. Spotify or.
Speaker 1:Apple.
Speaker 2:Music with her dad, and then we give him access to some of our shit, you know.
Speaker 1:Do you do any streaming services or no?
Speaker 2:We have YouTube TV because they had the football package.
Speaker 1:I use YouTube Premium. What else? It's expensive YouTube TV, not compared to other cable providers 70 bucks a month or something.
Speaker 2:I use YouTube.
Speaker 1:Premium. What else it's expensive, though?
Speaker 2:YouTube TV, yeah, not compared to other cable providers, 70 bucks a month, or something.
Speaker 1:No, I know. So what's the shit that you were talking about outside with dad? I can't, I'm not going to talk about it on here.
Speaker 2:You know it's like an illegal thing.
Speaker 1:It's dope.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:There's a bunch. I even asked a dude, I'm like, because I don't have one, but you can get one. You can get a surf shark.
Speaker 2:Like that's if you want to be.
Speaker 1:That's. If you want to be super safe Surf shark day VPN, just make it sound.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God, have you ever seen the other podcast. What's it called um?
Speaker 1:it's about the. It's like a light-skinned black dude and like a white dude and the guy's like says some outrageous stuff. Like he'll say like uh yeah, vegans eat vegetables, that's it. He's like wait, he goes. You think they only eat vegetables. He goes vegan equals vegetables. Yes, they don't eat anything else. What do you mean?
Speaker 2:no, I will never be able to watch something like that, no, and then like then he also.
Speaker 1:this guy also said, like about fruit loopsops. Like he goes yeah, the grape flavored Fruit Loop. He goes they're all the same flavor. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. There's no different flavor. I know what podcast you're talking about their Fruity Pebbles are fruity flavor.
Speaker 2:You know what, though? He's right the purple one does taste the best. Purple doesn't taste like grape, though yeah, it does taste like purple and fruit loops it is. There's no understand what I'm saying, though no, understand what I'm saying, though.
Speaker 1:Purple anything like sweet doesn't taste like grape, it tastes like purple. Oh for sure, do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah, like you taste great.
Speaker 2:It doesn't taste like that ever. Like a real grape, like a real grape? No, grape juice doesn't taste like a real grape.
Speaker 1:No, that's what I'm saying. It tastes like purple. Yeah, it does taste purple. That's why blue tastes blue. That's what I'm saying. It's it has to be a raspberry flavor with blue coloring.
Speaker 2:I thought it was blueberries and raspberries combined.
Speaker 1:No, it's supposed to be like a raspberry flavor, it's just straight sugar cane. That's it.
Speaker 2:They need to make a blue drink. Okay, ready.
Speaker 1:It really is just sugar cane, but I'm just saying great.
Speaker 2:What's your electric chair? Meal Anthony.
Speaker 1:It's a tough one. Something Asian what?
Speaker 2:is that Electric? Probably like some Wagyu steak. Yeah, what's your electric chair meal?
Speaker 1:Some Wagyu steak With some sushi rice Wagyu. I don't know if I could do some Wagyu. You ever have Wagyu? Hell yeah, it's delicious. I know I'm saying, but I don't know if that's. I only had American Wagyu. I never had Japanese, which is expensive. I had Wagyu. I never had Japanese, that shit's expensive. I had.
Speaker 2:Wagyu in Hawaii.
Speaker 1:I don't know what I'd have. What would yours be? I gotta think on that one.
Speaker 2:That chicken sandwich. You'd have to give me a day on that one, I'd have to have a whole course meal, but with pairings.
Speaker 1:No, you can't. They're not allowed to. Who the fuck said anything? There was a limitation. But like with like pairings no you can't allow it, why not? Who the fuck said anything? One meal, one meal. One meal, one course.
Speaker 2:Ten courses.
Speaker 1:Protein.
Speaker 2:Protein, starch and veggies. Alright, fine, you know. Then I'm gonna go Simple, cause I love, like a good chicken cutlet like you heard, the cutlets really good chicken cutlet right with like a bunch yeah with like a bunch of sides. Yeah, okay yeah, and you can go panko or italian or mix I want, I want like a nice. I want really good Jersey tomatoes with it.
Speaker 1:So you want like a salad? Oh, you want them to farm the tomatoes. You want the prison to go out and farm the tomatoes for you. Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 2:How did you like them cut? You said it was the last meal. Warden fucking Jesse is like set in rule. He did say electric chair meal. But I'm paying attention. Warden Jesse's like set in rules. I'm like all right, and I'll have the risotto he's like no risotto for you, no risotto. No, not in this fucking prison. Nobody's cooking rice for 45 minutes.
Speaker 1:How would you like them cut? Dude what your tomatoes. How would you like them cut? Dude what your tomatoes? Not cooked? No, cut, cut. How do you want them cut? I don't know Like a nice too thick, but like a nice like a medium guy, all right Like salt and pepper and olive oil. Would you like some moots on there? Yeah, fresh moots and fresh basil. All right, that's what I'm, and then I want all the sides.
Speaker 2:I want like corn cut off the cob.
Speaker 1:Yes, right, sure, that should cook. What temperature are we doing the steak?
Speaker 2:I don't want steak Chicken cutlets, oh, just chicken cutlets. Okay, you just said I'm the fucking master. Yeah, I'm sorry, he got me fucked up with the Wagyu.
Speaker 1:Sorry, that's my bad. I want the Wagyu.
Speaker 2:Yeah, my dad would go fish.
Speaker 1:I'm like a big sides guy though. And maybe some sauteed spinach or asparagus.
Speaker 2:I love greens. You're a green guy, cauliflower I'll take broccoli cauliflower. I'll take it all.
Speaker 1:I think cauliflower is up there with one of my favorite vegetables, really.
Speaker 2:It's one of the smelliest.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, One of the smelliest. No, no, no. When you're making it, you're like what the fuck is that smell?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, watch what you don't smell, that smell.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Come on.
Speaker 1:Brussels, no, brussels are delicious, brussels are amazing Brussels smells the worst dude when you're cooking them.
Speaker 2:No way it smells. I'm going to have to do raw cabbage I can't do like boiled cabbage, no.
Speaker 1:But I mean like cabbage rolls. You ever have cabbage rolls?
Speaker 2:Yeah, those are delicious.
Speaker 1:Cabbage rolls. Cabbage soup my mom makes.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, she does make it.
Speaker 2:But it's got to be done right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's got to be like an al dente, like cabbage, corned beef and cabbage.
Speaker 2:No, fuck that Like it's Blaine but it's good.
Speaker 1:What about St? What day St Murders? Irish people are crazy.
Speaker 2:You didn't know about the St Patrick's Day thing.
Speaker 1:St Murders Day.
Speaker 2:Well, the whole story is that St Patrick got the snakes Out of Ireland, right?
Speaker 1:It's not real snakes.
Speaker 2:It was pagans Like the Vikings, the.
Speaker 1:Vikings. He wanted to spread.
Speaker 2:Christianity. He went in with an army and he murdered people.
Speaker 1:Yeah, St Patrick was a saint because he got rid of Vikings and like their religion, pagans.
Speaker 2:But that's, they were Viking. That's why they were pagan.
Speaker 1:They came in from, yeah, from. I'm not a big history guy. You put me up there, I'm not a big history guy.
Speaker 2:Callie's going crazy out there. I like how you stopped that sentence midway and you were like if you put me up there Dog's barking. I'm just not a history guy there.
Speaker 1:No, I really am not, I just never.
Speaker 2:Now, I love it.
Speaker 1:I should it See, that's the thing. You like history and stuff right.
Speaker 2:Now I do.
Speaker 1:Do you listen to Rogan at all?
Speaker 2:I used to listen to Rogan a lot. Sorry, I'm cutting you off. Now I do, graham.
Speaker 1:Hancock. What's his name?
Speaker 2:Flint Stone.
Speaker 1:Flint Didler Yo pull it up, I can't do it. Oh man, I thought you were doing it diddler flint diddler, they have a debat handcock debate on joe rogan last week, oh really. And the guy flint whatever he's with, like the main group of archaeologists that are trying to prove him wrong. You know what I mean. He's from the science natural science history, graham Hancock's still pushing the Younger Dryas effect and all that.
Speaker 1:That's what he's trying to talk about, all his theories, how they're trying to tell him, no, that he's wrong, correct and Flint Diggler's, like you, attacked me.
Speaker 2:But they're hiding evidence.
Speaker 1:They're not letting us go into certain areas, you're telling us that there's XYZ here, but where is it? And you moved it. It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's wild.
Speaker 1:I don't know what's true and what's not.
Speaker 2:I talked to a guy today On the phone who was telling me he had Not in person. He had an NDE, a near death experience.
Speaker 1:He was telling me he had not in person.
Speaker 2:He had an nde, not one-on-one. What's that? A near-death experience? Okay, he was telling me all about it and I remember I was telling you about that book to read, proof of yeah, yes, yes yes, neurologist like has the nae and when he comes back he it's like his whole experience that he goes through.
Speaker 2:And this guy was like telling me, like pretty much same same happens to you, like when you die. Like you you relive, like this like real, and like you relive all the emotions of like, of like everything that you felt, but not just everything you felt, but everything that they felt, because, like other people, like if you ever wronged anyone and you feel it to like the most, and then all of a sudden it goes away and then you kind of like forget everybody, like everything is like forgotten, and then you're like in, like the universe, like you're in space.
Speaker 1:And then you're like reborn. They're saying, he's like you're in space.
Speaker 2:He's like I didn't make it much, like far further past that.
Speaker 1:He's like I came out of my coma he's like it was in only in like for five days or something like that. Oh my god, I could see that. I understand, I can understand. I kind of understand in that book.
Speaker 2:That's what this guy talks about he kind of like going up and going in, you know, meeting this light like ohm they called it oh and it didn't talk, it just just spoke to you through telepathy.
Speaker 1:I believe that I believe, I believe that, I believe, I believe, I believe that we have had multiple lives and once we and you do, you consider yourself. Do you consider yourself catholic? No, I don't believe that. I don't believe jesus was our savior. I believe that Jesus was a prophet. I'm not getting into all that. I'm just asking that question. Yeah, no, so I can't consider myself that if I don't believe that he's actually the fuck, I don't believe he's the. Now you're going all in depth, what?
Speaker 2:if. What if, though you? Can't just say that's a complicated question what if they're all right, though? Yeah. And then when you're dead, though, and you're like ha, and this whole time we're all like fucking idiots. And then when we die, though, we go up and they're like fuck man, they were all right, I know. And we get up there and Jesus is like really, actually this white guy that's bearded and like chilling and he's got a guitar or something, yeah, and he just rolls over with his sandals on.
Speaker 1:Well, I think that Jesus would be cool enough to understand that we fucked up and let us in that. Jesus is definitely cool enough. He's wearing sandals. Is he wearing sandals?
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, and he's on a cloud. He's on a cloud, wait, wait wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1:He's on a cloud. He's wearing sandals. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He's on a cloud, he's wearing sandals. He's got a guitar. I'm going to start singing. He's going to know who I am immediately.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's going to like you. He's going to love me.
Speaker 1:He knows everybody You're his lamb. He's going to be like dude Jesse, why did you get it? Sing with me, brother.
Speaker 2:Now sing a song with me brother, you know it'd be great, though, as if, like you were, like this is so amazing, and then, like, you start playing, and then you start singing and jesus is terrible and he's oh, and you have to pretend that he's good, because the whole time I'm there.
Speaker 1:You know what that's called?
Speaker 2:Hell yeah, it's called fucking hell, and he's just so, god awful the worst and he's like Jesse.
Speaker 1:here's a new song I wrote.
Speaker 2:He's like come on, let's jam, jesse, I've lived in that hell before, I've lived in that hell, you just want to keep jamming.
Speaker 1:Jamming You're like oh, I've got somewhere to be. I lived in that hell.
Speaker 2:Anthony, he's like what's up, you want to Go somewhere else, maybe? Then, and you're like, no, no, no, here's fine, here's fine. Well, be Jesus, well, play Jesus, play Jesus. So.
Speaker 1:Jesus. So play Jesus, alright. I die, and now I'm in heaven.
Speaker 2:And now I'm in. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so how would he?
Speaker 2:come up to me.
Speaker 1:Hey, oh shit, jesus, is that really you? What, jesse, your voice changed too. Yeah, so how would he come up to me? Hey, oh shit, jesus, is that really you? How's it going, jesse? What Jesse your voice changed too. Is that really you, Jesus? All of a sudden?
Speaker 2:he became Jesse. Why are you talking?
Speaker 1:like that. He's from the South all of a sudden.
Speaker 2:Because I'm scared. It's fucking Jesus. I'm like oh shit, you're cursing at.
Speaker 1:Jesus now, because you we're off, now we're in, you're going to break in a third wall. You need to calm yourself. Yeah, Jesus, look, I'm sorry, my brother over here he's being crazy, but I'm just. I just want to apologize, jesus, I'm sorry, I didn't know that that was the way.
Speaker 2:You don't need to apologize.
Speaker 1:Oh, thank you so much. I knew that you'd understand. What kind of guitar are you rocking, Jesus? You like these sandals. I designed them. What kind of guitar and sandals are?
Speaker 2:they. Oh, I designed this guitar too.
Speaker 1:Was everything built here? Jesus, I did it all. Oh, my God, you're amazing, I know. Will you let me and my brother in, of course?
Speaker 2:Oh, there we go, see.
Speaker 1:see, I got us in, and I got us in and I'm there, I got us in, that's all I want to take him. See you, just don't fucking underestimate the power of fucking jesse or jesus or jesus, very, very good very good, very good.
Speaker 2:So did you grow up going to church?
Speaker 1:yes, ccd at all. Did you do the CCD Like sit?
Speaker 2:and stand shit.
Speaker 1:Oh, I had to.
Speaker 2:I had to go to church every Sunday. My dad was crazy with that shit, like he used to make me Like fold my hands a certain way.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, and if I didn't, I would get smacked in the back of the head.
Speaker 2:I would get hit in the back of the head In the middle of church Just because he thought, and then I'd be like pay attention, and I'd be like I was.
Speaker 1:Jesus just got fucked Like pray harder.
Speaker 2:They just hit him for the 10th time I'm convinced now, like as an adult, I'm convinced my dad was just like hung over all the time and just wanted to take it out on people.
Speaker 1:Oh, 100%.
Speaker 2:And like that's all it was.
Speaker 1:He was just like I can't believe I got to fucking sit here 100, I can't believe I got to fucking sit here. A hundred thousand percent.
Speaker 2:And he looks over at me and he's just like fucking little piece of shit Yo.
Speaker 1:You nailed it on the head, I think, for most everybody. What the hell? I think you nailed it on the head for most everybody, pat. Well, it's that they just fucking want to take out their frustrations on everybody else, that's pretty much what it is.
Speaker 2:I'm like I'm six dude, Can you?
Speaker 1:calm down Like damn it Now.
Speaker 2:My dad made me your hand is the size of my head. Can we Chill my?
Speaker 1:dad made me and my brother walk to church. If he didn't want to go, wait what.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we lived around the corner, you weren't. You weren't born yet.
Speaker 1:Oh, when we lived on Rainer Rainer. So you, how close was the church? Where was the church? Three blocks away? Oh yeah, I remember.
Speaker 2:That's what I was going to follow.
Speaker 1:Go to church. Make sure you bring me home a pamphlet, so he knew I went to church and they didn't hand him out Until the end.
Speaker 2:Oh, so you had to wait. He's a little smart fuck. I used to get quizzed what was the sermon? Yeah, quizzed on the sermon? No, yeah, my dad did that sometimes.
Speaker 1:What was the sermon about it?
Speaker 2:was about how much of a fucking dickhead you are dude, Because me and Peter wanted to leave after we received communion. That's what it was about.
Speaker 1:We wanted to leave right after we received communion, but they didn't let. They didn't, they didn't bribe me like that for that.
Speaker 2:Thank God, no, I got one. No, we had to wait. We had to wait until everybody the priest left. Yes, yeah, there was no leaving.
Speaker 1:My dad will not leave until the priest leaves. Yeah, there was no leaving. What Like he.
Speaker 2:This is like a different parent to me let's go.
Speaker 1:Dad's like no. And then, as soon as the priest walked past, he's like now we can go, Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2:That was the worst.
Speaker 1:No, I swear, dad was like that man. Like, if I was like if I was like when you kneel after you receive communion, when you come back, if my butt touched this?
Speaker 2:chair Yo you.
Speaker 1:Are you fucking kidding me? You're perfectly straight Sit up Yep. Damn Fucking annoying. God bless you guys.
Speaker 2:Yeah, God blessed us.
Speaker 1:He threw holy water all over. I think that's the whole reason. Yeah, they've been mad like I got, because I got it. He's the different, I got a different I guess he relaxed. He got older, he relaxed a little bit off the religious subject. Yeah, I was gonna ask you guys stupid questions.
Speaker 2:Top five favorite movies oh don't even go there all time, all time, I mean. I can definitely give you top five probably wait and how about this? Wait, each one of us cannot select the same movie. Okay, so I get to steal it, yeah how about you?
Speaker 1:one, one, one, yeah, all right, all right pat. Well, me then you ain't come on pat. Well, one groundhog day wow, number one pulp fiction for me dad I knew you were going there. Yep number one, what?
Speaker 2:did you say pulp fiction? That's my favorite movie all time all time, all right.
Speaker 1:True romance, oh fuck, true romance, all right all right well rocky four oh my god, the worst one, the worst one. No, what am I talking? I'm thinking rocky five, my bad rocky four. Ivan drago, no, is that one? I haven't tried.
Speaker 2:That was the newer one I jumped the gun.
Speaker 1:That was the new one no, oh, okay, so I got the ones wrong too. Yes, you did. Okay, I thought that was the fucking michael, whatever the other one is. Um, yeah, it's like rocky memento. First, chris, chris, nolan, yeah, he said he's gonna be a big, he might even have two up there, he might. This is a hard one.
Speaker 2:Number three I'm going to go Snatch? Yeah, I'd love to see that in your top five.
Speaker 1:It is in my top five. But see, I'm trying to picture movies that I would watch over and over I would watch these over right yeah, no, I'm just picking like a movie to me that I'm hug day and rocky for like that probably no see, I'm picking movies that I like. The first time I watched like gave me that feeling different direction.
Speaker 2:Now it's gonna get more difficult for me because now it's getting a little bit more muddy, like those are probably I'm gonna tell you what.
Speaker 1:I would tell you. What I based the whole thing off of is like when you watch the movie for the first time, right, and that feeling like like oh it was great and you can watch it again. Yeah, but like it was just gave you that feeling like I've never seen type of there's this shit to see it could be one time, but then that's like a one-time watch, like you that's what I'm saying, that's what I'm using me you have to have re-watchability yeah, but I think every good movie have to like I could re-watch the romance.
Speaker 1:I could re-watch snatch yeah, I could watch 20 times a day. That's yeah so it's. Yeah, so it's got to be a good movie, absolutely. That's what I'm saying. If it's not a good movie, it's not going to give you that feeling, though.
Speaker 2:Anyway, All right, I got my third, the Patriot Mel Gibson. Fuck yeah.
Speaker 1:Over Braveheart. Yes, wow, okay I would have said Braveheart, it's not as long. The Patriot did you say, yeah, that's a good movie.
Speaker 2:It's not as long.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't watch it that over, and it's fucking awesome. It is a good movie. It's a good movie.
Speaker 2:Mel Gibson was on fire, yeah he sold that shit, he did the whole cast.
Speaker 1:Braveheart. Then he came out with the Patriot.
Speaker 2:He was just throwing movies.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a ruin. Everybody shunned him because he was a Catholic. Wow, he was nothing like our Jesus. Who has nothing like your Jesus? Who's nothing like our Jesus?
Speaker 2:No, All right, jesse, go ahead. Matrix, there ain't no Jesus like our Jesus. Yeah, the first one, Only one. You can't pick all of them. Well, the Matrix trilogy is the best trilogy of all time, then he'd be able to pick Rocky as a whole. I think that's a gospel song. By the way, what Like there ain't no Jesus like our Jesus.
Speaker 1:There ain't no Jesus like my Jesus.
Speaker 2:There ain't no Jesus like our Jesus.
Speaker 1:All right, I'm going Goodfellas, goodfellas good choice yeah, over, like godfather, I haven't you know that's funny. I've never seen godfellas has more rewatchability to me you know that I've never seen godfather, even godfather's amazing never seen. It love, never seen it love good, crazy right my boss was in it now as, like you know, the beginning, like when they're all kids he was a kid in the movie it's dope and he's in it has a line, it's cool really yeah okay, so this is number four for you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, you got groundhog day rocky for the patriot and pulp fiction. Memento matrix, true romance snatch good fellas just so many good movies there are it's just tough, you know.
Speaker 2:All right, yeah, come on. All right, shut up gomerson legends of the fall good movie underrated dude, brad pitt, brad pitt, never.
Speaker 1:Uh, who's it? Who else is it? Uh, anthony hopkins, I think yeah, but who was his brother? Oh?
Speaker 2:there's two, yes, two of them, right? Yeah, so was it heath ledger?
Speaker 1:no no, all so. Legend of the Fall. Think about it. Yeah, I was probably going to say fucking Batman, one with the Joker, I mean. Second one, dark Knight, dark Knight, and I don't even like superhero movies like that, I'm going the Christian Bale one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's fire.
Speaker 1:Fire. I'm going in a completely opposite direction. I'm going for a comedy, and it's just because I can re-watch it all the time.
Speaker 2:Grandma's boy oh, that was a great one, dude. You know that he was. That was like his first and only movie that they did for fucking. He stole that one from me. That's a good one. That's a great movie.
Speaker 1:I can't recite that whole movie like back to front.
Speaker 2:I do love that movie, fucking movie.
Speaker 1:Well then, no, I'm gonna have to say half-baked, that is my last one. You can't, you can't jump the gun.
Speaker 2:You can have Half-Baked. I wasn't going there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there you go. That's my last one, half-baked. That's a great one, but I was thinking comedy in any way also.
Speaker 2:And I think my last one was going to be, you know, major League One. Good one, that's a great call, that's the best sports movie. That's the best sports movie. That, or Major League Two.
Speaker 1:Fucking call Major League. Both that one and two, are the best sports movies.
Speaker 2:If I can group them, that'd be great, because Bob Uecker has too many good lines.
Speaker 1:Oh, they are so good. It must have been the wind was the best moment in the dome oh yeah we must have got that one yeah dome, they're just, it's because he's no, they were inside.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah, they were into playing inside rue baker, to me is the highlight of major league two. Right, what's his name? Willie Mays, hayes, or whatever. And he calls a shot, right. And then Rube Baker is like sitting there in the dugout and he goes. What's he pointing at? What does he know someone? Oh, you're talking about him. I thought you were talking about the announcer. I thought you were talking about the announcer.
Speaker 1:That's such a good movie. You know who I'm talking about, though the old announcer dude. He had a great line. Bob Uecker, bob.
Speaker 2:Uecker, that's who you're talking about.
Speaker 1:He's an actual baseball announcer Is he still An?
Speaker 2:actual baseball player From.
Speaker 1:Milwaukee Brewers. I think he's dead. Yeah, he died. Who else died?
Speaker 2:this week Something like that who else died this week?
Speaker 1:Someone else died. Oj OJ died last night. We were watching that.
Speaker 2:Yo fuck OJ. We were watching that 30. We're watching that 30 for 30 right now On Netflix.
Speaker 1:It's intense. I watched it. I watched it when it came out. Hell, yeah, I watched that shit Real quick Before you guys, before we go, we gotta get going.
Speaker 2:No, I'm finishing my last. I didn't even get to say my last movie yeah, no, what's your movie? Uh, the score oh, great movie wait. What's the score ever?
Speaker 1:no right oh robert redford and, uh, paul newman back in the day. What am I thinking of?
Speaker 2:the score what's the score? I know you're talking about. You just reminded me of a fucking awesome movie you've never seen the score.
Speaker 1:No, x, dad, he's the one who shows like the italian job type shit, but it's like it's black and white, it's a great movie.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I could do that. It's like one of the first con movies. How do we not know and say Fight Club, oh yeah, that's true. Great movie too. That's what I'm saying. It's all a matter of perspective. There's certain actors that I'm like.
Speaker 1:Oh, man, I could have put in Glorious Bastards up there too, I'll watch anything with Bill Murray in it.
Speaker 2:Bill Murray, to me, is one of my favorite actors.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's great. No, you know what's one of my favorite movies with him. What's it called Stripes? No, what's the movie that they're in the submarine?
Speaker 2:With Bill Murray. Oh, I know what you're talking about, jeff.
Speaker 1:Goldblum, I know which one you're talking about Aquatic Life.
Speaker 2:Aquatic? I've never seen it. What Running with?
Speaker 1:scissors. Same directors as Running in Scissors. I think, or what's it called Royal Tenenbaums, royal.
Speaker 2:Tenenbaums. I've seen that.
Speaker 1:That type of movie, but it's Bill Murray and Lincoln. It was the same director as Royal Tide and Bombs. It's a good movie.
Speaker 2:I'll check it out.
Speaker 1:It's a very good movie, osmosis. Jones Weird comedy movies and Bill Murray is fantastic in that movie. What about Osmosis Jones.
Speaker 2:Bro, osmosis, osmosis is my boy Best animated Movie Best animated yeah, Best animated yeah. But see, we're biased, because he kind of watches anime. He watches anime too, though no, come on. Best animated movie Akira no, best animated movie.
Speaker 1:You've never seen the movie Akira.
Speaker 2:No. The anime movie no. How do you spell it?
Speaker 1:A-K-I-R-A-k-i-r-a on netflix. It's just you, gotta watch it.
Speaker 2:I don't know if it's on netflix, not anime animated. That's what I know, that anything, that's a cartoon okay, fine, but I was gonna say toy story, that's not anime. Toy Story is crazy Computer generation. It's so good, and some of these movies.
Speaker 1:Supposedly Monsters Inc, and that are connected Apparently.
Speaker 2:there's a movie coming out. I could see that.
Speaker 1:No, the mom of the bully supposedly is the first little girl with the black hair in the beginning of Monsters Inc.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Did you hear about this though?
Speaker 1:I see it, I see it.
Speaker 2:There's a movie coming out that's a cross between Frozen and Fast and the Furious. Oh yeah, it's nuts.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the Acolyte.
Speaker 2:Or what's it called.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's Vin Diesel with rocket skates.
Speaker 2:It's my favorite. It's the acolyte yeah.
Speaker 1:He's got rocket skates yeah.
Speaker 2:Dude right. Yeah, how do you think Vin Diesel would fucking come over? Vin Diesel Mandel Right, is it an enter? Vin Diesel Mandel, yeah, what's that?
Speaker 1:girl's name, the one the singer From Frozen?
Speaker 2:I don't know it's an, I Let it go. Yeah, let it go, whatever, maybe it's Mandela.
Speaker 1:That's such a terrible voice for singing. I'm burping, Bro. I think that Dan has the worst voice for singing. You're all right, You're okay. Pat well, doesn't give himself enough credit, you know who has a really good voice and you need to hear it is Pudge. Does he really? I swear to God, dude, no way he really has such a good voice, then I'm like bro, you never would know Sing you never know.
Speaker 2:Kev has a good voice too, kev has a really good voice. I would love for you guys to all jam together.
Speaker 1:I know I thought he was going to be fucking, Especially Kev like singing, like with his little, his little fucking blue shit.
Speaker 2:That's my boy. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:That's my boy right there.
Speaker 2:We miss Kev today. I know Shout out Kev.
Speaker 1:I miss you, Kev. What happened? It's all right, but Do you want to talk?
Speaker 2:about anything else.
Speaker 1:No, we got to get out of here. We did our hour. We could do a couple more minutes.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, you guys are ready, you guys are hanging out.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not leaving yet Hanging out, Pat, all right, so we talked about movies. Let them go. Let them keep going, let them rock it Keep them going. More content, we more, everything you want Monday, monday, monday.
Speaker 2:How many days a week do you jerk it? Every day, every day.
Speaker 1:I talk about jerking it. I don't jerk off at all dude, ew, ew. I don't do that nasty stuff, bro. If you jerk off on yourself, you're nasty.
Speaker 2:Ew, I don't do that nasty stuff, bro. Favorite TV show of all time. If you jerk off on yourself, you're gay.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to talk about TV shows. These guys are talking about Jerking off, jerking off every day on a Monday, tuesday, thursday.
Speaker 2:Friday, Saturday. Watch out for Thursdays.
Speaker 1:And also.
Speaker 2:Mondays Hide your curtains.
Speaker 1:And hide the material.
Speaker 2:Put your lotion away. Good housekeeping Does not stand a chance.
Speaker 1:No see, I fuck with animation, but yo this one piece shit. Thank god they're turning that all into.
Speaker 2:Where are you?
Speaker 1:at. I'm on episode 90-something. I can't watch it bro. He slows down so much. But you need to watch all of it I know, because people say it gets so crazy.
Speaker 2:What are you guys talking about? One.
Speaker 1:Piece is the longest-running anime show ever.
Speaker 2:It's still going. So no, they just did a lot but listen, they made a live action.
Speaker 1:Nobody got time in a live action series of it right and they kind of condensed it. But what they're doing is he has like a thousand over a thousand episodes, thousand one hundred he just released but you didn't? Some of them are just filler with like 10 seconds of really content that you really need to know about.
Speaker 2:That carry over into they do it just fill episodes. So yeah, so one you know they're just called fillers.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're, but they're gonna take all of it and condense it down okay but no, but they only have. But they really do have like 10 or 15 seconds of like shit that you need to know. I know so, but you have to watch it. So he's like I'm like, can I skip some shit?
Speaker 2:he's like no no, you're gonna it back for a reason Because they're gonna bring that shit back, bro.
Speaker 1:Like you gotta watch it. I'm like goddammit, it's just so boring. But I know he's gonna be right, because I'm gonna be like damn, that was good. It's so good, so Netflix is condensing from a thousand episodes into like what? What are they trying to do with it? I don even do that like take it down, because eventually we're gonna get to the one piece and he's gonna get the one I don't, oh, don't tell me he gets it.
Speaker 1:What do you mean? That's the whole purpose of the show. I know, I didn't know it had it's still going on, it would be over after he got the one piece. Yeah, but we're not even close to it yet. I'm just saying when he gets it, that's the whole purpose of the show. He better not have gotten that shit. Yeah, I was like damn, we're not even close. He didn't even get to the last island, which is called Laugh Tale. He didn't even get to the last island. No, he's probably a beast by now, though. No, it's only been like since the first first, since he left in the beginning, it's only been like two and a half years.
Speaker 2:It's crazy right how.
Speaker 1:There must have been a time loop, episode or something like that.
Speaker 2:There's a time skip there. I didn't see.
Speaker 1:What does that mean? What do you mean he? Gets pumped up. It's like a montage of him getting bigger. Pat was like I'm over this.
Speaker 2:Sounds like a piece of crap.
Speaker 1:I want to know. I'm really interested in this. You'll see. The whole part leading up to the time skip is a very important part Time skip. Yeah, that's pre-time skip Watch out.
Speaker 2:There's pre-time skip, luffy, post-time skip. I think I know what it is. Yeah, it's like a piece to one piece Big power scaling difference.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and it's a big story arc too, I guess. Yeah, like the whole lead up to the time skip. God, it has to happen. I want to see it. It's so good, I want to watch it. I mean, you can watch a youtube video of what you need to know, what's not the same. I've tried. I've tried it. I've tried it with a couple of things. I have to find the right guy to do it. It's like find a tutorial guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, these motherfuckers are horrible, bro, someone will give you false, false information yeah, they don't even know what they're talking about.
Speaker 1:Like, oh, so I figured this out today. I wanted to put it up on YouTube. Like, oh, dude, is this right? Though? Yeah, there's a lot of conspiracies about the anime too. What do you mean? Like what's going to happen? Like what they think is going to happen, all this stuff. I can't go into it because you're not, you're not caught up and he doesn't. Yeah, I'm not doing it, I'm not there, he won't, I don't have respect for you guys.
Speaker 2:Oh thanks, but I really want to fucking know.
Speaker 1:I want to know my shit. My shit is uh been demon slayer lately. So wait, netflix only has x amount of school. Oh, demon slayer, you can watch a crunchy roll. What do you mean? I know, but Crunchyroll's, that's what I'm trying to ask you. Crunchyroll has way more episodes, yeah, so how many are there? I thought it was new, I thought it just came out. No the last arc they did was called the. What was it?
Speaker 2:Oh, they do. That's what I was going to ask you, certain way, though, because so each like each season is called an arc.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and it's structured. Weird it's, but like about a certain person or something it's all the same thing. It's about what I'm saying, tanjiro so, like the main dude, no because. Then? Because the way that they labeled it in netflix was like when they were on the train they were fighting the music train but it's all about the same dude.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's the protagonist I know that, but I'm saying but they'll also go on side things. Yeah, a little bit, but it's always about the main Demon Slayer. Wah, wah, wah wah yeah, see I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 1:We can talk about it when we're by ourselves, we'll talk about it. Fuck you, pavel. You gotta watch anime. What you gotta watch anime.
Speaker 2:It's kids, man, it's hard Once it, that's your excuse that kid is going to be the biggest nerd. Yeah right, I never really could get into anime, I know.
Speaker 1:I just started getting into it a couple years ago.
Speaker 2:Like I wish I could get my nephews into it.
Speaker 1:Wish I could, but he's into monster trucks right now. My nephew, grave Digger, two and a half years old. Grave Tigger, grave Tigger, two and a half years old. Nice, ah, grave Tigger, that's how he says it too. It's hilarious, that's awesome. He's so smart, uncle TJ, I don't know if I'll be able to have kids. I love it. I want one, so bad, all right. Well, thank you guys for watching. Appreciate you.
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Speaker 1:Maybe we can have Kevin back on.
Speaker 2:Why don't you come back and we're going to have stuff that's not just?
Speaker 1:chicken and jerk in it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, maybe we'll combine it and make jerk chicken. Shout out to our patrons we love you.
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