Getting Out With Jesse Xander

Ep53 We Should All Be Watching These Octopus's, Is Antarctica Hiding Something?

Jesse AleXander & KDG Season 2 Episode 53

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Welcome to Getting Out the Podcast, where we turn dumpster dives into....well dumpster dives. Oh and is it Octopuses or Octopi ?🤷‍♂️ So many celebrity scandals going on you know we had to join in on these juicy gossip sessions. Ever find a chair so comfy it’s worth bringing into your already cluttered room?  Anybody? 
Join Jesse and KDG as they tackle everything from all of these famous folks slipping through the fingers of justice for way too long (we’re looking at you, R. Kelly, P. Diddy, Sean Kingston) not to mention the twisted tales starting to surface about Degrassi star and Drake.  Because why just spill the tea when you can flood the whole place?

But we don’t stop there. Oh no, we dive into government conspiracies, dissect the crazy differences in the prices of junk food and,....well anything else (seriously, $5 for a tomato?), and even ponder the mysteries of Antarctica. Is there a secret tunnel to another world down there? Only Jesse’s wild imagination can tell.

And just when you think you’ve got us figured out, we flip the script with a geek-out session about a new fantasy series, with dragons, and magic, called "Fourth Wing". Jesse talks about how it could have been GREAT until.....
 We also speculate about the origins of the Octopus and what can be deep down under the ocean. It’s like “Game of Thrones” meets “Ancient Aliens,” with a literal splash of  absurdity 

This episode is packed with friendship, laughter, enlightenment, and the occasional deep dive into the truly bizarre. It’s more entertaining than sitting in front of the TV and bing watching that new reality TV show " The Goat " with a tub of popcorn, we promise. (At least that what Jesse's mom says) Tune into the kind of candid conversation you won’t find anywhere else.

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Discussion on Recent Events and Outrage

Jesse

This will squeeze my head loud, but we found a chair when I went out to the fucking dumpster right, right, and it was like this huge, comfortable, fucking beautiful.

KDG

Yeah.

Jesse

I got to take this inside, but you saw the room. It's full of dumps, you can't add any more in this without it being too much Right. You know it's done. You know you can't add any more in this without being without it being too much right, you know. So I brought it, my ass, brought that shit inside anyway right it was so comfortable. Even my mom and dad were like we got to keep it, we got it, but we still found a place yeah still found a place for it, but you know how things go there you go, that's how shit is.

Jesse

But whatever, let's start this shit.

KDG

You know ke oh you didn't have it started yet, no Well we did.

Jesse

Let's start this shit for real. Yeah, let's definitely do it I just don't know how to do any of this anymore, right, oh, let's try a little new song to let you know. Yeah, you got it, I like this shit. Yeah, that's it. You know that, that's it. Wait for drop. Here we go, drop, drop. You know what I'm saying, guys. You know what I'm saying, guy. You know what I'm saying.

KDG

Yeah, I like that, just a little bit. Just a little bit. So what's good with you? I just got back from a club you know.

Jesse

Yeah, what club was that?

KDG

Club Jesse, oh, club Jesse yeah.

Jesse

Every day here is a uh is a club day, club day you know that shit right, yeah, you know that's right yeah, we had an adventure we always have an adventure.

Jesse

Oh, we monday's adventure time, yes monday's adventure time yeah, you get it done hell yeah, hell yeah, we did. I showed kevin some crazy shit today and you know, he blew my mind his mind you know, but uh, I also showed kevin that uh video, that about their pd apology, which also yeah was a shame and disgusting and I just fucking couldn't believe that someone had the balls to do such a thing.

KDG

Yeah, and he said he just admitted everything, everything I did. I'm so sorry. You know, if all the families Don't talk to the families, you have no right to talk to the families. But he did.

Jesse

How dare you? How dare you bring anything? One thing we I was telling you this earlier, one thing I learned in like recovery and rehab and all that stuff, yeah, is the one thing you could do, the best thing you could do, if you hurt someone that bad or did something that evil, whatever it was. Leave, leave them alone.

Jesse

And let them be, let them live, let them be, let them do them, and If in the future they're willing to Forgive that, you know, that's good, but I don't. That's disgusting. I think he should be put on a fucking Share and I think some electricity should be put through it. No, no, no, no, it's too much. He should be locked on a fucking chair and I think some electricity should be put through it.

KDG

No, no, no, no, that's too much. He should be locked in a room with R Kelly.

Jesse

Oh yeah, r Kelly. Yeah, that's a good one.

KDG

Definitely 100%, R Kelly.

Jesse

They'll be buddies yeah yeah, definitely, they keep touching me. Yeah, he'll be pissed on so many times, kev times, kevin, still they'll be he will be pissed, I don't know.

Celebrity Scandals and Online Criticism

KDG

Actually, because he likes the younger ones, they might actually get along. They, yeah, they will. I can see that I can see that I think they might do it on purpose, just to have something, so everybody can kick two people's ass instead of just one. I walk in by hurricane I always think aboutv.

Jesse

I always think about you know what I think about when I walk in. What's the dude's name from Subway.

KDG

I can't even think about it, you know who?

Jesse

I'm talking about, the one who lost all the weight from eating all the turkey sandwiches. I always think about how the fuck is that motherfucker doing in jail?

KDG

How is he yeah?

Jesse

How is he doing Kev?

KDG

He's not happy. I'll tell you that. But you know what, when you're in jail for a long time and then you actually do like what two years, you get used to it You're like fuck, my life is over. You know, you're just depressed the whole time. And that's what they should be. They should think about what they did. You know, if you really did a crime like really bad, you know it could be any crime. You know there's some stupid crimes out there that you shouldn't go to jail for.

Jesse

Oh yeah, absolutely, you shouldn't 100%.

KDG

But the laws are just—.

Jesse

They send people to jail for child support like for a day. Yeah, Like you're just wasting people's time. If they're there for money, like, let them go, make them money yeah yeah, like, force them to go, do like, why are you gonna put them in jail and you give them?

KDG

they earn money every day they're in fucking jail that. How disgusting is that yeah, and you know what this whole thing was? R kelly and uh, whatever his name, pete mini, pete p mini, yeah, but uh, the whole thing is how they could do this? Because they had money.

Jesse

Money is very oh that's how he got away with him so long yeah, he signed it. He made his that that uh bouncer dude. He had him sign a contract and give a man money for like, keep this under wraps and, you know, wrap shit up, make sure that no one found out about his little escapades yeah, you know and then the one person, the wrong person, not on the wrong door, was wrong day, yeah, and he must have upset the wrong person.

Jesse

He did you know, and some shit happened and now all you know, all these new movements are happening and, yeah, people are fucking taking stands. And now they understand they're like, hey, I might be able to make some fucking money from this too yep and I'm not gonna be ridiculed like people actually believe me yeah most people will be believed now.

Jesse

Before it was more like, yeah, they didn't do shit, like you know. Like, like they, it would take a lot for someone to believe an accusation for, especially from a celebrity. Yeah, yeah, right, he did that. I would never do that get out of here. That's fucking r kelly, or that's Diddy. No way you would do something like that.

KDG

Right right.

Jesse

But today it's a lot easier to convince the media, especially if it's someone the higher-ups are already trying to shilling out the door.

KDG

Yep Bam, and let me tell you this so we got.

Jesse

Oh, I'm on a white screen. I'm sorry. There you go, I'm sorry.

KDG

Go ahead, Kev you got P.

Jesse

D.

KDG

You got R Kelly, yeah, and now we got someone new it's Sean Kingston.

Jesse

Wait, wait, I missed this. Go ahead, tell me what. Tell me what happened.

KDG

Sean Kingston's mom got arrested before he got arrested, because he's doing fraud from something.

Jesse

Wait, wait, wait. You're talking about Sean Kingston. Beautiful yeah.

KDG

I know that.

Jesse

He recently got arrested, yeah, for fraud.

KDG

For fraud.

Jesse

Okay, and his mom got arrested. For what?

KDG

Because I don't know, I guess she was a part of it or you know, it was a pretty big case Really. We're looking for him. Yeah, I gotta look it. Oh, they're looking for him still. No, no, they got him, he's arrested.

Jesse

Oh, okay, I was like that motherfucker ain't running far.

KDG

They were like investigating. That's what it was. Okay, okay.

Jesse

Yeah, alright, because this is crazy.

KDG

Drake now is raping.

Jesse

Drake too. Drake is raping little girls too, drake. Yeah, are you kidding me? Like the Millie Brown thing, they've been finding him pictures of mad young girls. It's crazy, bro, it's fucking ridiculous.

KDG

You know why? Because they get older, they get money. And then these 21-year-olds, or these 18-year-olds, they dress like sluts, I know, and younger girls look a lot older than they should yeah, they really do, they really. God gave them that. Okay, I know it's not it's yeah, but exactly.

Jesse

It's about how you dress, cover yourself up cover yourself up, but still control your fucking self and control yourself.

KDG

You're a fucking adult dude oh my god, a million dollars. Yeah, how sexy, yeah. And then they say you raped me and I know people say no.

Jesse

It's very hard to believe that a man like me has had opportunities I got a comment on tiktok, when I was talking about dina like a girl, like like a higher caliber, and he's like I would love to see the girls, the caliber of women, this to me. I was wearing a red shirt, right, he said tomato it was a good joke, it was all right, you know, I'll give it to him.

Jesse

That's why I don't wear purple, because I got great before so okay I got tomatoes and I gotta worry about the red or the yellow god damn the yellow. What is the yellow banana? But that would tiny, that would be slim if I was a banana. Yeah, yeah, I'd rather be a fucking banana. I'd rather be a banana, Kev Come on.

KDG

Why would they coin you fat? That's mean.

Jesse

Everyone online is mean Kev, come on, you know what Anybody online, leave them alone, I don't care. If they're taking time out of their day to write something. I'm on my video or my. That's hilarious to me.

KDG

They're giving you time. That's so fun. They're time, thank you.

Jesse

If I don't like something. I'm not Especially like you know. I watch most of YouTube on like TV or something.

KDG

What's that?

Jesse

I watch most of YouTube on TV. I like posting YouTube on TV. I'm not going to get out on my phone because you can't comment. On my Playstation I can't comment. You know what I'm saying. I'm not going to go to my phone, go on my account, make a comment. Just because I don't like a video of you. I must have evoked some kind of emotion for you to even go below the comment. When I like a video, I won't even comment on it. Even if I think it's hilarious, I'll share it. I might even. Sometimes I don't even like the video. Yeah, yeah, come on. Do you like some video? Yeah, yeah, come on. Do you like some? Honestly, do you like videos sometimes If you think it's funny or decent. But I'm saying like All the time you're going to like the video.

KDG

That's what I'm saying.

Jesse

Sometimes you'll be like haha and just go bye.

KDG

That's it. Maybe I'll rewind and go haha again. That's what I'm saying.

Jesse

That's it. Why are you stopping on my shit? You know, you know I don't care, but he said. But back to what I was saying about the fucking the girls of, uh, higher caliber, yeah, right of um, I don't even know what the fuck I was talking about. What was I saying? Saying Kev, I don't know, but I was saying this kid made this comment, but I was getting something across here about women.

Neighborhood Watch and Trump Talk

Jesse

And I don't know what I was trying to say. But all I was trying to say is that I don't know that. You don't know. I love it. Oh, bananas, and we were talking about tomatoes and he called me a grape. Yeah, people calling you fat. Yeah but everyone was fucking calling me names on Facebook. That wasn't what I was really trying to do.

KDG

But you know what, like you said, they're putting their time to go look and see if they like your show or whatever you're doing.

Jesse

But that wasn't even my point either.

KDG

No, I know it wasn't, but this is my point. You know You're saying they're trying to stomp on your shit.

Jesse

No, I wasn't even trying to say that. No, I'm sure, but I got to that. Go ahead KDG.

KDG

KDG says you know what, when you click that button and you see what you see and you don't like it and you still comment oh you're a booger face, whatever. You know what.

Jesse

I'm a booger face, whatever you know what, I'm a booger face and I'm a happy booger face because you called me a booger face.

KDG

Thank you for calling me a booger face, I'm gonna keep it.

Jesse

Thank you, bro, I love you. Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah. But I don't get offended through all this shit, but I'm saying this is that uh I'm not gonna wear red a lot anymore you know what I think, I?

KDG

but I need to be careful, because you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-huh, yeah, then wear the bandana and they'll be like, oh, they're red shoes. Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm, wear this chain. They'll be like, damn, that's real man. People don't understand that shit's real. But I can, I can activate, well, and they'll be like wow, you're actually from it. You know, if I walk in the hood, they'll be like okay, of course you could, bro.

Jesse

Yeah, I wanted to fucking hit Kev tonight. We were outside of a really nice neighborhood, right, and I was parked inside my car parked. I was just showing him something on the phone. I was getting ready because we, uh, we're, I'm not gonna give it away but you know what I'm saying. So we're, we're getting something ready and he goes. You know, because I he goes, pull away, don't want to sit in front of the house, which I understand I was just making mansions I was, yeah, houses.

Jesse

I was like these are your houses, if anyone looks fucking suspicious in front of this house.

KDG

It's the black man in the passenger seat.

Jesse

It's the black man in the fucking passenger seat.

KDG

Yes, he's on his phone. Look, kevin, look at this. This is great.

Jesse

Yeah, I'm just like he's like they have a neighborhood watch, they have a neighborhood watch watch.

KDG

Yes, I was like he's like get out of here, kevin, there's no people. I used to have neighborhood watch kevin.

Jesse

Then, yeah, I tried telling him guys like damn, the house that I used to live in was like and we got the video too. We're watching like that fucking house I used to live.

KDG

It was no joke like so uh, fuck so he had a bigger house than the ones that we were at.

Jesse

Yeah, but the neighborhood watch? That's not real. But no, he's right. There are people who call the cops on anything nowadays.

KDG

So a lot of people say, oh, this neighborhood watch like the movie. So when you watch the movie, they're outside and like, hmm, look for bad guys. They have a bat in their hand. They're like, hmm, neighborhood watch, here we come, woo-hoo. But neighborhood watch, here we come, woohoo. But neighborhood watch is not. That Neighborhood watch is people peeking out the window saying, hmm, that's suspicious, let me call 911. There's a guy on the scooter that just fell down Something stupid and then that guy gets shot because he's suspicious.

KDG

Know what neighborhood watch is, but he's black too. Neighborhood watch, but in the dark. Dark you shouldn't be able to see that guy. You should well if he smiles. But now I'm getting racist to myself so I never laugh it's allowed it's allowed. Yes, it's allowed. I love it.

Jesse

I love it that's why I love having you here yeah I mean. Everyone thinks I'm mean, but I'm fucking not mean you're not mean.

KDG

You're not mean. It's all about comedy. Yeah, I'm going to be doing comedy very soon too. That's what we're doing.

Jesse

It's a lot Kev's like we're not doing comedy right now. I'm going to be straight up.

KDG

Give them a sneak peek at the KDG show. It's coming soon, me or you, oh, it's leaving. You got Petey in jail. You got freaking Mark Kelly in jail. They need more people. So we in, we in, let's go, we coming through and they need the black and white duo. Yeah, hell yeah, they need the black and white duo to bring everybody together. Bring everybody back to life.

Jesse

Bring everybody back together Exactly. You know what I'm saying.

KDG

And that's what it should be, because think about Trump too. He's saying the same thing. Sorry, I said the name. People don't like him, fuck everyone who likes Trump.

Jesse

If you don't like anybody, fuck them. You're allowed to like whoever you want to like.

KDG

Kev. Exactly, you can like anyone you want to like.

Jesse

That's right you know what I'm saying, me, if I uh no, go ahead, trump, trump and trump again.

KDG

He's uh. He's trying to get him uh the building now because of what's going on sleepy pants is uh talking to people and falling asleep on stage, bro.

Government Conspiracies, Economics, and Control

Jesse

Did you know? Did you know they caught? Oh my, if I could get the video, I'm gonna try to play it in between. Yeah, they caught him with a card what kind? Of with the card that tells him what to say and it says address this, that and third, yeah and leave. And you know why? And he was playing with the card? Yeah, because he's turning it around. He's like and they caught a picture of it, kev.

Jesse

Wow, plain fucking sight we need to talk to alex jones we need to figure out what's going on like for real yeah, like the aliens need to come out or like, just like be like, hi, it's us and like this is what's going on?

KDG

what do you mean?

Jesse

the alien thing needs to come out like they've been here well, I know that I'm saying like they need to come out of hiding and they need to tell us listen, we run shit and you guys are fucking up what we're trying to do and since we can't, I don't know what's going on because I didn't even we didn't even point this out and I'm very upset because I was so high that episode I was thinking, tell you. But my mom said what did my mom say Kev, how much was minimum wage?

KDG

It was $8.

Jesse

Back in what 19,.

KDG

what Was it? 40? Like 80 or 19. No, you're right 1950-something 1960-something yeah.

Jesse

I don't want to make my mom that old She'll kill me.

KDG

But yeah, so no 1950, something, 1940, something so yeah, so yeah, $8.

Jesse

I was thinking about it when I was growing up and my first job was like $8.50 or $8.25.

KDG

Yeah, yeah.

Jesse

It just went up.

KDG

Yeah.

Jesse

Didn't it just go up?

KDG

Yeah, we all should be at $20 or maybe more A hundred percent. This world is crazy. It's really, really getting bad. Right now, everything's expensive. Gas is not even a half of it. It's when you go get a tomato at a shop, right, it's like $5. That's the fucking problem. And I have my sons at home eating candy. I'm like how much was that candy Only?

Jesse

$5.99. Bro, we got a pack of cookies today at 7-Eleven and you were astonished that it was a dollar. Yeah, yeah, astonished. A dollar, that it was a fucking dollar.

KDG

Yeah, what was it? Quick Check and it was good too, no 7-Eleven, 7-eleven. And they had different kinds too.

Jesse

But that's the kind of shit that I'm talking about.

Jesse

You're only getting sugar processed foods and garbage, and that's what they want you to have, because they want you to get diabetes, they want you to die or they want you to get something that they can put the pharmaceutical company Because the pharmaceutical companies, because the pharmaceutical companies have something to do with making the money, and vice versa, and they don't fucking give a shit. And then, when it comes time to actually pay out the money that they've been collecting from you for so long, that money's fucking gone.

KDG

Well, I can promise you, if Donald Trump becomes president, he's going to be giving us stimuluses People don't remember I was in prison.

Jesse

I didn't see any of this. I don't remember I was in prison. I didn't see any of this. I heard all about it, though. I heard all about it. I heard people opening businesses just from that shit.

KDG

Yep, and that's how it should be. You just made it normal. That was it. That's normal.

Jesse

That's how bad it is, because if we're able to give other countries this kind of money in time of need.

KDG

Other countries are laughing at us right now.

Jesse

I know they're like we got all this money here from them. They got more money than us, almost Even with the nuclear Bro, if we're able to send all this money to them, why can't we distribute that money to the citizens of this country?

KDG

I don't want to scare you. You know why they're sending money over there. I don't want to know why. Because they're trying, and you scared me at the cards too. You're flipping the cards. So, number one, they're telling him stuff to say or he's going to be 100% he's a puppet, or he's going to be assassinated.

Jesse

Wait, wait, wait. Why that?

KDG

Because they are in control. So if he fucks up and he's trying to save the world, they're going to assassinate him.

Jesse

They don't need to assassinate him, they need to slap him, and he's fucking done.

KDG

No, because he can say shit that he can't tell the world, Kevin they could pull a prank on him and he'll have a heart attack.

Jesse

Well, yeah, it's that easy. Yeah, it's that easy. There's no assassination. It's literally boo.

KDG

Because he's old, he's done.

Jesse

Push him. The security guard trips behind him Down the steps. He's done. Oh my god, the security guard from behind him Fell. He's dead. So with Assassination? You think they don't. They're smart, careful what you say though Okay, Watch how quick that shit they're like oh my God, that's a good idea you need to cut that out.

KDG

We're going to cut that out.

Jesse

That's a great idea. They're thinking.

KDG

But um, with the money? They're sending money to other places because they want us to go bankrupt and they don't want us to have money.

Jesse

A hundred percent. I think we have to be in on it. Yeah, we are on it.

KDG

And I don't know why you say we. I don't know who. We is Everybody, everybody. So is that?

Jesse

like All the countries are involved together, because you really think about it. I think, look at Antarctica. I'm an asshole and I'm very stupid, so like, don't go, I'm just this is just me thinking, just my brain.

KDG

My brain goes fucking crazy, and mine does too tomorrow I'll think something completely different so I'm just saying something right now that maybe fucking could be true.

Jesse

And then, who knows, tomorrow it's gonna be different. So I'm just saying something right now that maybe fucking could be true. And then who?

KDG

knows, tomorrow it's going to be different.

Jesse

I just talk to society. But, all I know is that Antarctica is not owned by any country. It's the one country that no one fights over and that we all agree that we leave alone.

KDG

Right, antarctica.

Jesse

Imagine all that snow melted and there's something with Antarctica that's in the encyclopedia, that it's oh my god, I forget it, but there's something that Antarctica is not even considered. It wasn't even on the map in 19-something, like in one of the encyclopedias. Antarctica did not even exist.

KDG

Something like that was so crazy.

Jesse

And someone has this on YouTube shows it. It's real. But the fact that no country owns this and we patrol the area. You cannot go too deep in Antarctica for your own safety. Why is that?

KDG

That's a fake. No one owns it, though no one owns, why are they telling us we can't go over there for your own safety?

Jesse

so they don't fight over it either.

KDG

And you know what's funny is they say that, like a certain part on the world is a reset button bro, there's a, there's a whole book that you've been.

Jesse

You've been to jail before, all over jail. There is a book that everyone talks about and it's called behold the pale white horse, or whatever the fuck it is you know what I'm talking about.

KDG

There's a guy that had that book and he's like yo it's hard to find this book and he had a hit. They won't let you have it. They won't let you have it. Yeah, they banned it in jail.

Jesse

There's a if there are anyone that doesn't know, there is a list of books on, like the main. Like I say, like you go, like every jail has, like a gathering room, like the main room where the phones are, whatever it is exactly and they have like a poster board where all things for the week that are going on. If you want to sign up, yeah which is like nothing.

Jesse

It's all bullshit and it tells you about, like, if you've been graped to sign a form and they'll help you and if you know all that shit and on the fuck on the board would be what was I talking about? You're talking about. The list of rejected books on the board would be a list of the rejected books, yes, so there was like 150, and they would update that list all the time. And it was stupid books too. One of the books you couldn't have was the art of seduction okay why?

Jesse

because they think that you'd be use the book to persuade seductive guards okay, yeah, that's what they thought, yeah yeah, they didn't want you knowing. Yeah, we're going to use the book and seduct the guards and use them to smuggle in drugs, when it already happens all the time anyway.

KDG

Exactly Without the book.

Jesse

Yeah, a book. A book is going to do this.

KDG

Yeah.

Jesse

Can you give me a fucking break? There are. Do you know what else is banned in prison? No what living off the grid to like generate your own electricity, oh wow.

KDG

Your like find water Things to make you smart, survival shit like that. Need that.

Jesse

How to live off the grid stuff.

KDG

They don't want you to live.

Jesse

They do not want any of that shit.

KDG

You gotta die.

Jesse

All those sex shit like they used to let you have, like all the like they used to let you have nude books.

KDG

No nude books allowed anymore. You gotta sit there and look at the wall.

Jesse

No nude pictures allowed.

KDG

None.

Jesse

Even over your girls. They won't even let you have fucking nude pictures.

KDG

On yourself Ridiculous. That's sad, that's real sad, absolutely. But you know what? If you think about it, it is prison or jail, whatever it is. So you should be punished, whatever it is.

Jesse

Well, I feel bad books you should be able to access the whole point of prison if the whole point of prison is to reinvent you and to make you a better person. Knowledge should be the number one thing that they are trying to give you right, and books are were huge for me and being able to access and redo my whole brain, right, you know, like that was the whole, that was huge for me.

Jesse

Yeah, so, but the going back to what I was saying, that one book yeah, he, that guy talks about antarctica a lot and he says how there's like a tunnel, yeah, he was an FBI agent. There's like a.

Jesse

There's a hole and tunnel in Antarctica that leads you into another world they said there was another beings in there and a son that was like I like, that was like sitting in the middle like a weird shit, like they look, look like dinosaurs, he said. He said it was another world and he said that you went back and it wasn't there and crazy shit. I haven't read the book.

KDG

I really want to and he went back and it wasn't there.

Jesse

It's really I've heard it's a very hard book to read because of the way it's written.

KDG

When I looked at it it looked really, really hard. That makes no sense. Why are they talking about that now?

Jesse

He takes all the documents.

KDG

His FBI's shit he puts it together with his writings Apparently.

Jesse

That's what I think Makes sense I heard it's a tough read. Yeah, yeah, definitely I definitely want to pick it up though.

KDG

Yeah, that would be great. Give it a chance, because I think I'll get stuck in it if I just kept reading it. It's something that's just interesting to me it's something that could change you actually. Yeah, definitely.

Jesse

It could change your whole mindset on things. A couple of books that I recently have read have changed my whole perspective on reality yeah. And time and perception.

KDG

A lot of people watch TVs and they use their eyes. When you're reading a book, you're using your mind. Wow, you really are.

Jesse

That's great. That is a great way to put it.

KDG

Yeah.

Jesse

Yeah, it's a great way to put it. Yeah, because when I told you I would have in prison, that was my getaway yeah, it was. I was using my mind yeah. I wasn't reading when I was like I don't think you understand. There is this one series that I read that's 12 books long.

KDG

But you didn't really read it. You forgot you're reading and you're like watching a movie in your head 12 books long.

Jesse

Right To me this book in prison. I can't look up it. Reviews yeah, I don't know what, anyone. I don't know the controversy, if there's even controversy behind this book. Yeah, you don't even know what it is. I don't know who this author is. I've never heard of him before. Just read it before I picked it up because it was the only book that was that they had in solitary confinement and it was 20 pages in. On the 8th book in the series Nice, nice, okay, and I hate reading books.

Jesse

Halfway or all the way into the series I hate it, it's hard. Especially in a fantasy series.

KDG

You know what I mean.

Jesse

Yep, like you see, I'll be reading all these names. It's just like it's different. You, son of a bitch? Hey, what the fuck? You know what I'm saying?

Jesse

Okay, so I'm trying to figure out who's this person and that person, and this book wasn't like that, in pieces, what you needed to know yeah to get to the next part without giving you everything, so that you could go back and read, like the in-between pieces, but like you didn't need to know that to get to the next part of what he was trying to tell you and the next part of the story. Right, but like, if you wanted to know how those two people met, you got to read the other books. If you want to know why they hate each other, you got to read the other books. If you want to know, but you don't need to know all that. It's like starting off watching just a movie that starts off with a car chase and a bad guy, it's like that type of shit.

Jesse

I was like well, this is like pretty cool and I went back from to the first book after I read that one and I went through. It was like 15 books, bro Damn, and it was a fucking epic journey. Yeah, the first book, the main guy, you think the bad guy, the main bad guy, yeah, is dead. Right, he dies.

KDG

No more, he's gone.

Fantasy Book Chatter and Critique

Jesse

Right Now, this Other bad guy Starts to come out and you don't meet him Like actually Physically Introduce him, like know who he is, like they don't Bring him into a scene. Oh, okay, for like seven books, books. They just talk about him. What the heck? They talk that he's so powerful and he's taking over so much shit that he brings millions and millions of his servants that play drums, and they play drums in the same pattern for hours and they have magic, so they have endurance that they can just stand there and play and they play all day non-stop for years.

Jesse

Like I'm talking about, they've been playing for 15-20 years and they are just going. The people in the city are going fucking crazy. It's presenting, it's just. It's presenting Like it's it's just. It's it's just his announcement that he's coming. Yeah, yeah and like, but we don't know when. Right. And like he's like a God, so you like fucking. He could.

KDG

20 years is nothing, so like fucking so it's always playing like that he always has power to like you.

Jesse

Power to like you know like it's nothing, so it's like fucking, like you send in 20 million people just play the drums and in a city, like they get shit, which just had my head crazy.

Jesse

Just the the magic system and it just, and so I loved it right yeah bro, I, I told my dad to read it, I told my mom to read it, sending books home, and I finally get out of jail and it was like, that was my like, I'm like so, and bro, when I'm in jail, he dies. The writer dies, wow, passes away.

KDG

Damn bro, he finished the series. Thank God he finished the series.

Jesse

He fucking passed away. I'm like damn, I'm not going to meet, because I really wanted to meet him. I'm telling him how much his books got me through prison, bro.

KDG

They got me through Yep.

Jesse

Makes time go. There's one shelf that's just all of his books and that's one series. Wow, he dedicated his life to two people. It was like a love story and I hate love. I fucking hate love like Twilight and shit, like no dude. But like it was not like that. There was not sex scenes all the time.

KDG

it wasn't like that it was that shit's annoying too.

Jesse

I hate that, bro like stop telling me like how much that you think he's so attractive and like.

KDG

I hate those girl books, bro. So we walk into a room and he touches my titty like come on, get out of here. I hate that shit, like don bro.

Jesse

So we walk into a room and he touches my titty Like come on, get out of here. Oh my God, dude, like I hate that shit. Like don't get me wrong.

KDG

In jail.

Jesse

I'm going to read that shit all the time. But, when I'm outside, I'm like there's this book that I'm reading now that's called, it's like and it's a huge series, and I understand why Because it but it has dragons and it's fantasy, and I keep getting recommended it and I'm like, all right, let me listen to it. First, fucking 20 hours were sick. Then, all of a sudden, she finally hooks up with the dude that she's been talking about through the whole book and they've been fucking the whole book.

KDG

That's great. You see the whole book. Every fucking time that I try to press play.

Jesse

His smell is intoxicating.

KDG

Oh man play it's.

Jesse

His smell is intoxicating, oh man, and I can't take by looking at him, my my in between my legs or throbbing. I'm like, what the fuck am I like? Really, can I find out why this fucking dragon deceived this? Because they have a.

KDG

It's a really good story yeah, of course, and you're ruining it yeah, what the fuck do I care about his eyes? Right now. What does that? Got to do with the dragon, you know. Thank you, yeah.

Jesse

Thank you, don't write a good fantasy book. Maybe, he's a dragon. Yeah, he turned into a dragon Bro. Let me find out then. Yeah, yeah, god damn, I am your.

KDG

That'd be crazy.

Jesse

Just let me find out, yeah, you had sex with your dragon. She might have, but they won't tell me. Yeah yeah, I have two hours left, and they've been having sex for five hours. That's a long time.

KDG

It's a long time. Wow, you got better than me, way better than me. Damn Way better than me, I can last an hour, that's it.

Jesse

Well, don't you care. Well, they get the words. You know what I mean. So it's like five words, it's like 100, no 50 words a minute. You know what I'm saying so yeah, like a page is like. A page is like who would want to read about?

KDG

A page is like a minute and 27. That's not even like reading. It's just reading like.

Jesse

That's what I'm saying. And these people act out and you gotta understand when you're listening to a book. They're acting out these scenes they are, and I got a girl reading this to me.

KDG

Wow.

Jesse

And she's not an old lady.

KDG

She looks pretty good, right. I don't know what she looks like.

Jesse

I know what she sounds like she sounds hard.

KDG

It's like watching porn.

Jesse

And I'm not trying to watch porn.

KDG

I know, okay, I know. I'm not trying to have to go to the bathroom. Your mom walks in. I want you to read a book, mom.

Jesse

I'm not trying to have to do that type of shit right now. Come on. Yeah, I'm trying to read a book. You know what I mean enjoy your story and go to bed. Try to skip through it. Oh, bro, I do, and you gotta understand. Sometimes it's like sucks, wow, really. Yeah, like I have a 30 second skipper, wow, okay, so I'm doing a 30. Yeah, still there, still there, 30?.

KDG

Yeah.

Jesse

Oh wait, maybe it's not up there. No, they Fuck 30?.

KDG

Yeah.

Jesse

Oh, okay, they're not. Okay, good, Nope, they're still on the rock, you motherfucker. They're having sex on a rock now. Like what the fuck? They moved from the tree to the rock. Yeah Well, those are horny bastards damn dude, they're outside, like literally, they didn't give a shit you know what's funny?

KDG

that reminds me of Game of Thrones, ladies and gentlemen no, game of Thrones wasn't that bad but Game of Thrones was like was Game of Thrones was written in a manly style.

Jesse

This was written by a woman. Okay, like you could tell this was written like he cursed me and like written like he cursed me.

Jesse

You're like, I don't have no problem with that, but like you know, but like but then she gets if you're trying to appeal to all audiences, which she, I think she was because it's a great story, yeah, a great amazing writer, sick writer, like sick ideas. I mean a lot of it was a lot of. It was stolen from a lot of other stuff like Hunger Games, twilight, a lot of Twilight was stolen, but the underlining themes that tie everything together are pretty cool. Right, and the dragon story is fucking sweet.

Jesse

I like dragons. Yeah, dragons Never used to Right? I mean, I always liked dragons but I never used to reading about dragons. It always like dragons, but I never used to like reading about like dragons. Never like it's not my thing, but I'd rather go to swords and fucking magic.

KDG

Exactly, I want wizards yeah, I don't like magic that much. I like wizards, yeah, wizards. Well, bro what you wouldn't want. Magic, no, I like, uh like old time, where there's castles and there's like oh, so you like real time? Fantasy. Yeah, yeah, that's good stuff right there.

Jesse

Bro, you're telling me you wouldn't want to be able to be like fire.

KDG

If I find someone that goes up to me and he goes like fire. Damn if I'm going with magic, that's fucking awesome.

Jesse

That's what I'm saying.

KDG

Oh yeah, but that's not real life. Or if I have to go like, I can get a light on like kevin, come with me.

Jesse

Got a shit over there in that in the dirt okay, that's how it was. That's what I'm saying, yeah or we could just be like hey, kev, you're shitting this fucking black hole that I just made. Yeah, that's then that was a toilet no, no, I'm talking about like a little black here, magic black hole like shit into this black hole and then that shit just disappears.

KDG

It's gone. Oh no, I'll fall in that black hole.

Jesse

You won't see, kevin, no more, I'll blend in no, no, I'll make the black hole like, I'll give it a surface oh good only like only shit can fall through, oh cool yeah I'll put like a shit screen on it.

KDG

As long as I can wipe my ass.

Jesse

Oh yeah, no, no no, we'll make everything happen. It's magic.

KDG

Okay, I need to get used to this magic Watch.

Jesse

I'm going to put the screen on the thing, okay, magic.

KDG

Magic.

Jesse

You know what I'm saying?

KDG

Oh yeah, Now, when you say magic, don't be too happy with the magic Like fucking shit.

Jesse

What's his name? Shia Like Shia LaBeouf. Like Shia LaBeouf, fucking magic.

KDG

So if you had magic, what would it be?

Jesse

Oh, that's something that I think about quite often.

KDG

Now can you have three or two? No one, one. Who is that? Usually magic games they have like two powers, but this ain't a game, this is real life.

Jesse

Son, you only get one choice. Okay, well, ever seen my Hero Academia.

KDG

My power would be I can change anything into what I think of and it would be real. Say that again. So if I look at your hat and I'm thinking of money on your head instead of the hat turn into money and money would just fall.

Jesse

So the hat would turn into money.

KDG

Yeah. So imagine someone just put a bunch of money on your head.

Jesse

So would the hat actually turn into physical cash like stitched together?

KDG

No, no, no, Just money. I want money. Think about it. So you just want to be able to create cash. No, not even cash. I would look at my house and be like, okay, that's a nice house, I want a bigger house. Just thinking about what kind of house? Oh, okay, and then it actually turns into that house that you thought about in your head.

Jesse

Gotcha, now you don't have to worry about space, because you can make your own space. What did we?

KDG

talk about last time. I would make my neighbors disappear and be like okay, now you're in Japan, you can't create or destroy energy.

Jesse

You can only. Oh only yours, you only can make it.

KDG

You can't change anyone else's.

Jesse

You only can change its property.

KDG

Okay.

Jesse

So you have to take it from somewhere else. Kev.

KDG

Yeah, yeah.

Jesse

You have to break down some trees or something.

KDG

Wow, imagine that. Imagine like thinking about going up to a family that you know and just thinking about okay, now you're my family, and they start calling you okay, son, come here. And now you have two families and they know you're family.

Jesse

Wait, have your fucking head up right now. What?

KDG

did you just say so this is the power, you can think about anything and make it happen. Okay, so you can go up to a stranger and be like, okay, you're my brother now, you're my brother now. And be like, oh, hey brother, he would actually feel like your brother. He'd be like that's my brother, oh you can fuck with their head forever.

Jesse

Will he ever always think he's your brother?

KDG

He will always know he's your brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jesse

Damn that would come into fucking.

KDG

Imagine you can make a dog talk. That would come into fucking handy and you can see it in your head.

Jesse

You know what I want to make. If I can make any animal talk, it would be a whale. It would be a whale, or an octopus, octopus, an octopus. Why, though? Because they've been around forever and the only animal in this whole entire world To have no genetical fucking relation to anything on this planet.

KDG

So then I would think like okay, I'm going underwater, I can breathe underwater. It's just thinking that, breathe underwater. And then you find a way out.

Jesse

Not only breathe underwater. You would have to be able to be able to breathe underwater and your body would be able to take tremendous amount of pressure.

KDG

And pressure, yeah, yeah, because that's the only thing.

Jesse

That's. That's why we can't find out what's going on.

KDG

Yeah.

Jesse

Imagine, brother, that's why that's what they're talking about now there could be well, they've been talking about it forever Aliens. There could be a whole nother civilization under there, Bro, our bodies aren't built for pressure, Like we have not been down to the depths. We've only been down to the depth, We've only been down to X amount. But what about? Things crush. Imagine all that water. The more you go down Kev, the farther, and farther you go down, the heavier, because the more water is on top of you.

KDG

It becomes heavier and heavier, just like the Tatten thing.

Jesse

Yes, it becomes heavier and heavier and heavier, so more and more pressure is building, building, building.

KDG

Yeah, that's why you can't get that later.

Jesse

Shit will literally just crumble.

KDG

Yeah.

Jesse

It's like literally going into a black hole. Shit just crumble into fucking.

KDG

It'd vibrate.

Jesse

They would just crumble in half. So you have to be able to take a tremendous amount of pressure. We don't have any substance like. We can build things that could go very, very deep, but I don't think we have traveled the deepest depths of the ocean.

KDG

There's some people that got pretty close, but not too not pretty close, but like some, that we can't do you know.

Jesse

Well, I have a couple friends that are like marine welders.

KDG

Yeah, yeah, like that.

Jesse

Like for fucking underwater.

KDG

Yeah.

Jesse

And they said they've seen and have like, have backup, like witnesses that, yeah, that are doing welding at night and have seen some things that they cannot describe like really big, big creatures that were like unidentifiable, should not be in that part of like any part of the water, like not a shark, not shaped like anything that they've seen.

KDG

Like scary and it's somewhat.

Jesse

I believe he has no reason to lie.

KDG

Damn.

Jesse

yeah, he was like yo, I have some crazy stories. If you ever want me to come on, I'm like yeah, definitely, that sounds crazy. I love that shit, Wow, yeah, but I completely believe, because one of the theories about octopuses is that they a meteor ran into the fucking ocean.

KDG

Yeah.

Jesse

And and part of an alien DNA years ago millions and millions of years ago could have been on the asteroid, the meteor that hit the earth with the dinosaurs, part of that whole thing and that could have been the spark, but no, it couldn't have been the spark of life, because we have. No, we have relation to everything in this earth, like there's always. Like, if you take our gna dna or in genes, there's something inside of us that relate to some.

Jesse

You know, I mean that, like that is yeah like we all have some kind of dna sequence or something. Yes and we all have something that's like. You know well, a all have some kind of DNA sequence. We do all connected.

KDG

Yes.

Jesse

And we all have something that's like a sequence of some kind. We're all at molecule X, Y, Z. Octopuses share none of those type of things that we have. They don't share them with us and they're the only creatures in the sea that don't as far as I'm in. If anyone knows any different, I'm sorry if I'm wrong, but that's I think my brother has told me this, not Anthony, and yeah, so I can't even say that. Oh, I can't even tell anybody that you can't say that because it's not known yet.

KDG

Okay.

Jesse

But yeah, but my brother, but not Anthony, my other brother is the one who's told me that, so I don't know if he was just making shit up, but I don't think so, because I've heard it on joe rogan before too, and I've heard it in a couple other places, but the internet isn't always real, so who? Knows. I'm just telling you that that I've heard that in multiple places.

KDG

Okay, I want to tell you something. Yes, that's going to blow your mind.

Jesse

I want to hear it blow my mind. I want my mind blown all day. I want a couple of other things blown too Kev.

KDG

Put your hand up and look at yourself. Look at your hand.

Jesse

Wait, wait.

KDG

Okay, look around you. Look at outside and stuff. Think about outside. Think about the houses, think about all the stores we have, think about the electricity. Think about, like how now? Think about outside Earth. Think about is there another Earth or are we the only human beings here? This is the only that we know? There's nowhere close. I mean, what's Venus? There's nothing on Venus. There's not. Those are just all different. I don't know. They're just like different planets. They could have different species on them. We're in the same orbit, so we're humans, and then on them there's something else.

KDG

I'm gonna leave it at that there's a there's a reason why they left out Pluto, because it's too dangerous.

Jesse

Fucking Kevin, they left out Pluto.

KDG

Yep.

Jesse

Because it was too fucking dangerous for y'all motherfuckers. Yep, I kind of believe him. You, son of a bitch.

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