Ep 58 | Getting Out, On The Couch! Im Gonna Be An Uncle!!

This week we are on the couch and hopefully by th end of the week, you'll be able to find us where ever else you'd like to listen or yes watch us, EVEN SPOTIFY Video. So Thank You ALL so much for sticking with us for the last few months as we have had to make some quick adjustments! 
This show is all about taking back control, STEPPING UP when its your time to take that swing! HEY! We may miss 9 times out of 10, but we are SMASHING that 10th pitch! We don't even play baseball! ... THATS WHAT OUT CASTS DO! ITS KDG & JAP and THIS is Getting OUT! 

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Getting Out Podcast

Jesse AleXander 0:39

Oh yeah, I think we're going in the summer too.

KDG 0:42

Definitely got it I.

Jesse AleXander 0:44

I'm scared.

KDG 0:45

You better be scared.

Jesse AleXander 0:46

You know what?

KDG 0:46

I'm saying you better be scared.

Jesse AleXander 0:53

Welcome to Getting Out the podcast with your hosts Carmine and Jesse. What's a goody. What is up?

KDG 1:09

Wow With.

Jesse AleXander 1:10

KDG that's me yeah buddy and Jesse Jesse. So yeah, I guess that's why we're here. Oh, hey, hey, next to my boy we back Back on the couch. This time you know what I mean Showing you the couch Show you what everything like. Go where? There you go.

KDG 1:29

You already know so what's good with you, kdj. So let me tell you something. I wanna hear about it's been a hell of a freaking week, but you know what? I'm still here and I still got my legs attached.

Jesse AleXander 1:39

Yeah, you've had a hell of a week.

KDG 1:41

I have, yeah and god bless that you got through it. We both had, yeah, my brother's having a kid yeah, hey uncle over here okay you know some good news.

Jesse AleXander 1:55

You know we also had a little bit of some bad news family issues right right and so let. And so what happened with what happened on the KDG side?

KDG 2:05

The KDG side was dad was a little sick. So what did we sick Like? We thought it was a cold and stuff. You know he was coughing and stuff.

Jesse AleXander 2:14

Of course everyone's the colds first, or coronas usually Right something, so then he can't get up.

KDG 2:21

They're helping him up, and my dad, my dad's strong enough to get up. He mows the lawn every day.

Jesse AleXander 2:27

Yeah, you said he's a Navy man, right, yeah, exactly, navy or Marine. No, navy man, navy, because you know they get mad. You can't, don't mix that up.

KDG 2:36

You already know that's it, I know.

KDG 2:38

So he can't get up. People are up, people helping him up. So I come home and my brother says he's on the, he's in the bathroom and he's not looking good. So I'm just like, okay, well, he can't be on the toilet just sitting there. You got to come help him. So go upstairs, unlock the door, say hey, you know, dad, I'm here to help. You know, he's like I'm trying to get up. I'm like like, okay, no problem, I'm coming in. I walk in and he's trying to get up, but he's not doing anything. He's weak, he's super weak, like he's not even trying.

Jesse AleXander 3:13

It's not working.

KDG 3:14

Like hey, give me a high five. His hands are down there. It's like I just gave you a high five. No, you didn't. You didn't move your.

Jesse AleXander 3:20

Man.

KDG 3:21

Freaking crazy.

Jesse AleXander 3:22

You know what I've seen too. I've noticed as I've been getting older and doing all this, because the reason why we're shooting on the couch is we are getting rid of some of the older furniture and stuff and cleaning out a lot of the room, because it's got to be done and we finally have upgraded, so this will be well. You'll still be seeing us on here, but no longer on that other camera that has Kevin glitching out every once in a while. That's why we haven't been posting a lot of videos.

Jesse AleXander 4:02

We've been trying to make sure that we have it perfected. That's why we haven't been posting a lot of videos. We've been trying to make sure that we have it perfected up. So we're going to see yes, Is us taking the best parts of every episode, the best parts, and we are going to, you know, give you a little like a montage. I guess you would say Like a Rocky.

KDG 4:22

We'll say montage. Right, guys, A Rocky.

Jesse AleXander 4:24

Like a Rocky montage. Guess you would say Like a Rocky.

KDG 4:25

You say montage. Right guys, a Rocky Like a Rocky montage there you go.

Jesse AleXander 4:26

You know what I'm saying. Yeah, sounds like good and we'll give him a Rocky montage, maybe a little Rocky music.

KDG 4:31

Would you like it? Yeah, that would be pretty cool, okay, okay.

Jesse AleXander 4:34

We'll put Kev in some gloves.

Cultural Movie and Sports Banter

KDG 4:46

Do some B-roll of Ke, did I don't in rock well, first of, all, yeah, we'll get back to rocky, because he, he, you've never seen rocky. Probably I want to watch all of them. I watch clips with serge and stuff and all right serge is doing his job so serge has been getting them.

Jesse AleXander 4:55

We have. We're gonna meet. Serge everybody you're gonna meet serge soon, definitely serge has gotten kev up on some movies, but my job is to get him caught up on the other ones.

KDG 5:05

There you go like, for instance, you know you'll be seeing, if you haven't heard already, matrix matrix, let's go the terminator, okay, yeah, all like we're gonna go through all that, all through, you know but so, instead of having one day episodes that we've been doing, we're gonna be spending days, nights with each other because I've got to catch him up. Yeah, how to catch up.

Jesse AleXander 5:28

How do you not know? Matrix is my favorite movie. I got to show it to you For you to understand me, and then you got to show me some of your favorite movies.

KDG 5:37

We talked about the Matrix, but we talked about Real Life Matrix.

Jesse AleXander 5:41

Well, that's not another story, that's another story, so like, but that's, that's another story, right? But uh, getting back to the, uh, the, the rocky montage, we'll be, we'll be throwing you in there, right, you know, and we'll be showing you the exploits along the way, all the little mishaps, because we have a lot of them recorded, right, um, and we're just gonna make it fun we have um, we have a little bit of help, I think, coming hopefully within the next couple of weeks okay and uh, yeah, man, we're gonna, we're gonna start pumping these things out, so you should start seeing not only.

Jesse AleXander 6:22

you know. Audio will still be there Right, even though, of course you know the ghost was in the room as soon as we hit record but that's how it is.

KDG 6:33

It's always going to happen, always.

Jesse AleXander 6:34

So as long as you keep the stress level down, so no negativity around. Ooh, you like how I? You know what I mean Stress level down, no negativity around.

KDG 6:43

I like that. Okay, I'm rhyming shit.

Jesse AleXander 6:50

you know I'm gonna put that on the uh freaking highway sign or something oh like exit nine.

KDG 6:52

No, you got that right people read and be like oh my god, no negativity around okay you already know, that's why I love them.

Jesse AleXander 7:00

yeah, I love them, but yeah, so we're gonna do that and um, and we're also going to give you some backstory, because there's a lot of stuff that you need to know about this man right next to me A lot. Because this man is one of the best I know you know?

KDG 7:15

Oh, I appreciate that.

Jesse AleXander 7:16

Always it's not a bad time when I'm with you, bad time when I'm with you like I know that when I come to see kev, mr kdj, that I'm going to be smiling at least 70, 80 percent of my day. Then the other 20 is because of some of my bullshit. You know, some of my, my own stuff, but because know I have ghosts that follow me and like to fuck around.

KDG 7:47

Shit falls over. Sometimes I see you floating, I just don't tell you. Bro I knew you saw something, because I turn around and see your face.

Jesse AleXander 7:54

sometimes Ken saw something. Ken's either fucked up right now or he just ain't not telling me something.

KDG 8:03

No, I'm just fine. Yeah, like kevin, you're right I'm out yeah, I'm good, good okey, dokey just waiting to shoot.

Jesse AleXander 8:12

So also, I heard you went to the yankee game. I did, and was that your first uh outing? I have like a sporting event, no I've been to a couple.

KDG 8:21

I've been there in 1941. I've been to 1941. Yeah, I've been there in 1941.

Jesse AleXander 8:25

I've been there 1941. Yeah, well, we know, was there. Well, 1941. 1941. I'm afraid Wait, don't see, I'm going to get killed for this.

KDG 8:32

I can't even say that it's okay, was there segregation around in 1941?

Jesse AleXander 8:36

No, right, no 1941, we were good it was the 1880.

KDG 8:41

Oh, back then, yeah, 1921? When was the Negro League? Back then in that year, there was definitely the same stuff happening.

Jesse AleXander 8:52

But it wasn't as bad as like when was like the Negro League and all that stuff. Like when did Jackie Brown See?

KDG 8:56

Well, Jackie, I saw that movie too. I'm going to call you out. That was good. Okay, call me out on it.

Jesse AleXander 9:07

I'm going to call, call me out on it. So we're sitting in the car dropping him home and I'm I'm so, of course. You know, kev, that's the great thing about this man. I'm not gonna, I won't, I won't sugarcoat things. People call me even I'm not gonna say I don't like, don't like them. It doesn't mean I don't like. If I don't answer, it just means that, like, not in the mental capacity, I don't have the capacity to deal with this phone call right now. And I'm in the middle, and especially if I'm with someone else, I don't find it rude to take out my phone and to start a conversation with someone else, especially if you don't know the person I'm with doesn't know the other person.

KDG 9:44

But I know most of the people that you talk to, so if it's like Shannon, shout out to Shannon especially if you don't know the person I'm with doesn't know the other person, right so?

Jesse AleXander 9:45

but I know most of the people that you talk to yeah so, like you know, if it's like shannon shout out hello shannon hey, so if it's like shannon or sir or something I know you'll answer, you'll put it on speaker exactly.

Jesse AleXander 9:55

We'll talk to him together exactly so kev being kev answers every call like that. He gets that from someone that he knows. If he gets a phone call he's gonna answer it because, just god forbid, it's an emergency. So he answers it. Sir, say everything, okay, yeah, blah, blah. Oh, just found out new movie jackie robinson movies on xyz platforming service really want you to see it and I was like, oh yeah, jackie robinson. I was like that was uh.

Jesse AleXander 10:24

I was like it's an all right it was an all right movie for me, I was like, but for you, like in your culture, I think that would be great to see. Like for you to see, and like if you never saw, and he's like jackie robinson, that was the football player right, I, I can't kev. I love you, that's why I love you that's why I love you dude, just the whitest black man in the world listening to the beatles spring singing frank sinatra and doesn't know who jackie robinson is, but he wants to know you got like nine touchdowns, I think yeah, no more than that.

Jesse AleXander 11:04

Oh think like, yeah, 11, 11, yeah, he did good, damn he did good. Yeah, no, but he wants to know he had like 9 touchdowns. I think no more than that. 11. Yeah, he did good. He actually held the. I think the, the home run, the, the amount of home runs in a year. Yeah, he was held the record for a minute, if I'm not mistaken. I'm not, uh, into sports as much as I used to be back in high school, but I believe that his name was the one that mark mcguire and barry.

Jesse AleXander 11:33

I don't know if you know anything about baseball I know names you know the names well barry bonds and mark wire have asterisks, like the little things next to their name, that little that's basically saying like, yeah, they hit the home runs, but they did it under the influence of Ken Pulse, oh yeah like Alex Rodriguez he was, didn't he? Yeah, he was one of them.

KDG 11:58

He was one of them. He took steroids.

Jesse AleXander 12:00

Well, I know they took steroids, but Mark McGuire and Barry Bonds actually broke a record, so they put the little star next to it to let people know like we're not sure if we should let him be in the books Hall of Fame. I think, regardless, that motherfucker smashed those home runs.

KDG 12:15

He definitely did.

Jesse AleXander 12:16

yeah, One of the hardest things to do is to make contact with a fastball, a curveball.

KDG 12:21

Well, home run, derby. They lob it to you and they still smash them.

Jesse AleXander 12:27

But I'm saying it's still hard to hit the home runs though.

KDG 12:28

It really is. It takes a lot.

Jesse AleXander 12:31

In college they're using metal bats. Yeah, Come on, dude.

KDG 12:35

Crazy, yeah, that's true, ridiculous, it's such a jump, too, from college to the majors.

Jesse AleXander 12:43

I have no right even speaking on sports, but all I know is from what I used to watch the jump from college to majors, and it's so fucked up now too, because college players can now get paid for the like. They used to never have names on like the back of their jerseys because they were just representing the college that they went to, because they couldn't make any money since they were like, since they were a student yeah, exactly but the school was making a shit ton of money off ticket sales, right right.

Jesse AleXander 13:10

So once we started coming to our senses and realizing like damn we. How come I'm not getting any of the money sold for all the jerseys that have my number on it? Basically buying it. And I think that might even like. I don't know if they put their name on them. I'm not sure.

Jesse AleXander 13:30

I don't think they did back then, but yeah, just the number, but they were selling the likeness kind of thing. So now it turned into this big thing where now, depending on how high up your ranking is, or something they so, depending on how high up your ranking is, or something you get paid.

Jesse AleXander 13:45

X amount of dollars. So if you're like, want to consider one of the top one, two draft picks, you're making a decent amount of money. So imagine all the people coming up to the NFL 10 years, even five years ago, six years ago they were like damn, I could have been making a bunch of money. No, sean Marino, bro. He went to our school school. He was a beast in college I mean, he won a super bowl, but he was sitting on the bench he was on the bench most of the time, yeah, but imagine if he was making money during college too.

Jesse AleXander 14:15

Yeah, he would have been set. No good, probably. I don't know where he is. I hope he's doing all right I hope he's okay too too. But no, Sean was a beast. But that jump from college to You're not dealing with kids within four years of your age. You're dealing with men that are 10, 15 years. Your senior and some of them are on some juice, exactly.

KDG 14:39

The juice, the juice.

Jesse AleXander 14:40

The juice.

KDG 14:42

Some are on the juice, the juice, the juice, the juice. Some are on the juice, the juice. Come on guys, come on guys.

Jesse AleXander 14:46

You know what the juice is. What kind of juice Like purple blue, yellow. Blue, what kind of juice guy. I don't know what color Blue, blue, my favorite color blue. You don't want that purple stuff.

KDG 15:00

No, blue, my favorite color, blue, you don't want that purple stuff.

Jesse AleXander 15:02

No, I don't like purple that much Not the purple stuff. No, yeah, If it was in the fridge, though if there was no blue. I'm probably going purple.

KDG 15:11

I'd probably go red.

Jesse AleXander 15:12

Yeah, yeah. But what happens if there was no red, if there was only purple and orange? Where?

KDG 15:19

are you going?

Jesse AleXander 15:20

I'd definitely go purple. Okay, yeah, I don purple, and orange.

KDG 15:24

Where are you going? Definitely go purple, okay, yeah, I don't know, with orange I lost orange. Yeah, I don't like orange flavor, icies, icies or anything like yeah, honestly, or anything I'm staying away from orange.

Jesse AleXander 15:32

Staying away from. It's crazy. I love lemon in my water. Don't give me anything lemon like. I don't want any dessert.

KDG 15:40

I hate that. Don't give me no lemon dessert, dude. What are we doing? What are we doing? What is that? It's not a dessert, we're in 19, something 1941 over here. Yeah, exactly, I'm living in 1991. I'm living in 1999, dude Like what are we doing? Fazy, fazy, I'm sorry.

Jesse AleXander 15:56

I gotta come over here, dude. This is how it is.

Jesse AleXander 15:58

It's real life in this podcast, dude. It really is Grabbing some shit, dude, that's what we're doing on the couch, so yeah, so we're grabbing some shit, so we're going to have some. We'll have our guest be chilling over here and you know me and Kev will be sitting at the desk as a huge Yep. But we have ready to be unboxed, a new camera to be unboxed, a, uh, new camera, and we are yet to um mess around with it, but we are gonna be perfecting that mfr. I'm trying to, I'm trying to loosen up on the curse guys. All right, trying to loose up, I'm gonna be an uncle you know.

Anecdotes and Banter

KDG 16:38

So I gotta calm down a little bit and especially with my favorite, I've noticed I haven't before in prison.

Jesse AleXander 16:52

I was a lot. It was a lot easier for me to censor myself around the people that I needed to censor myself around, like children.

KDG 17:00

Yeah you know what I mean. I always said stupid shit to like, censor myself like oh, chicken nuggetly well, they would love that, though.

Jesse AleXander 17:13

But see, that's what you're great at, dude you are great at like making it turn. You will never make an awkward situation more awkward, right? You know those people that could like turn an awkward situation and just make it they get worse. Yeah, yeah just like oh man, I don't even want to be here. Like exactly, it's not even me, but it's just I'd still just don't even feel right like I'm embarrassed for them yeah, yeah, right, I've been there.

Jesse AleXander 17:39

Yep, when you're watching a comedian just like be hot like a horrible there, yep, when you're watching a comedian, just like be like a horrible comedian Bad, yeah, oh, like you're watching.

KDG 17:47

She's like dang, I can't. Oh boy, it's going badly, badly what the heck is she doing?

Jesse AleXander 17:54

We got we're going to try some shit. We got different ideas and we got some things we're going to try out. Yes, ideas, and we got uh some things we're gonna try out. Yes, we are a lot of ideas that I think are really funny and I really want to do them. It's just a matter of uh getting them done. With all the stuff that we have. I haven't been able to uh make that announcement yet with my brother, that's why you haven't seen him.

Jesse AleXander 18:17

We all were planning on doing the podcast, but as soon as we did like four or five episodes, yep, yep, bada, bing, bada, boom. What do you know, baby in the tune, so something's you know. So he's churning one out. Yeah, and so also my one of my closest friends and closest buddies, and actually family. There you go, um, you met him, mr brandon. There you go. Yeah, you call me gay, whatever you want. Yeah, most beautiful man I've ever met in my life. You got good eyes he's got beautiful everything, dude.

Jesse AleXander 18:58

I don't know below the waist, but he's got a beautiful everything when he wears clothes above it.

KDG 19:03

There you go, you know what I'm saying.

Jesse AleXander 19:05

Even without his shirt he's ripped up. The only thing he's got against him he's like the corns. He's got a couple inches too low. Okay, I have not walked into a party where that kid has been not told. I have not Let me say that correctly. Like a Momo, I have not let me say that correctly. Like a Momo, I have not walked into a party where a woman has not walked up to him and said you are gorgeous, or oh my God. Yeah, I love your eyes.

KDG 19:38

Oh, my God, I love your eyes.

Jesse AleXander 19:39

I made bets with friends before walking in.

KDG 19:40

Oh my God, your hair is so beautiful. Yeah, oh my God, I love you. We'll get married. Oh my god, where am I? I'm so wet, I'm so wet.

Jesse AleXander 19:50

I hate him. Thank god he's got a kid, he settled down and his girl is like amazing, so there's no one. He had to leave the state. He didn't go out of the country you went to texas.

Jesse AleXander 20:07

He found somebody and she's absolutely like just a perfect for him and just amazing girl in general, just, and the family's amazing, and just made him into a better person, which is all you can ask from like all you can ask from a partner is pushing you to be better, and that's what she does, and you know she's not one of those like don't go hang out with your friends. Like she pushes him to like go come see me and like hang out. Yeah, you know like what she's like like pushes him to go hang out with friends and like I feel like it's cool, she doesn't mind him, like if he comes, if he goes out, and you know sees his boys or anything like that, and she comes out too like she's just the nicest person she.

Jesse AleXander 21:00

I'm so happy for him and damn he's lucky, you know, yeah, and she doesn't she doesn't know like she's. She's like you, kev. She doesn't know anything about american movies. She's like yeah, she's venezuelan, but like are you venezuelan or something, because you don't, I don't know where I am actually.

KDG 21:20

People like I are like I like your accent. I'm like yeah, where are you from, Do you?

Jesse AleXander 21:24

know exactly from where you're from. I don't.

KDG 21:27

I haven't looked up anything.

Jesse AleXander 21:28

But you did like dude, you did some background on your, like your real parents.

KDG 21:35

Well, I mean the background, like what happened to me and stuff, but I don't know my background, like nationality.

Jesse AleXander 21:41

Like where they're actually from. Yeah, like your ethnicity.

KDG 21:44

Because now I know my brother's from an island. He's an island boy. Look at his hair.

Jesse AleXander 21:50

No, wait, wait, wait. Don't tell me he's one of the island boys, or he's an island boy.

KDG 21:55

No, he's definitely an island boy. Oh, okay, I thought you were telling me he's one of the two, because my dad adopted everybody from different states. Okay, because he was in the Navy. My sister.

Jesse AleXander 22:06

I got a sister from Peru. That's so beautiful, it's so cool, it's crazy.

KDG 22:10

And I was the only one from New Jersey. Wow, mm-hmm.

Jesse AleXander 22:15

I was the last one too.

KDG 22:16

I'm the youngest, and they stayed in New Jersey after they adopted me.

Jesse AleXander 22:20

Wow.

KDG 22:21

Yeah, so team would have never happened, this shit would never happen, never would have seen us. They could have stopped anyway. They could have stopped it. Blame them, blame them. Why do you take me for Not us, don't blame them.

Jesse AleXander 22:39

I don't get it.

KDG 22:39

I don't get it. You know, I'm two years older, I'm getting put in handcuffs. I get sent to a family.

Jesse AleXander 22:47

That's so weird, see, we're able to laugh at these things now. That's how strong of a person you are, and I have. It's so rare to meet motherfuckers that are that strong. I'm sorry.

Jesse AleXander 23:01

There's a strength in you, that's beyond, you know and you just seeing that like it's made me like, damn, what the fuck am I sitting here in my little pity party for myself? You know, when you have xyz going on for you, yeah, you know I should be able to pick myself up, dust myself off, like I've done it 30 times. You know, like I said, it's a new beginning for you. You know your phone got fucked. It had run over. Yeah, it was crazy.

KDG 23:32

I'm not letting you.

Jesse AleXander 23:34

We need to be in touch. Yeah, where's?

KDG 23:37

my phone.

Jesse AleXander 23:38

Well, yeah, it's being unlocked as of right now.

KDG 23:41

I mean the broken one. Oh, the broken one. Yeah, show them here. Show them here. Show everybody knows they don't have a phone.

Jesse AleXander 23:48

Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, I hear from Kevin. Don't yell at him, right, he really is. It's smashed, it's smashed, it's done, it's done up, it's done up. Guys, if you're listening, the screen is like literally looks like a cinder block. It's pretty bad you can't even see the Apple sign on the back. It's like really bad, the back is crushed. I'm surprised his SIM card made it out alive.

Jesse AleXander 24:09

Yeah, thank God, the SIM card made it out alive, so we were able to transfer it. The thing is, we are trying to unlock an AT&T device because he is, of course, has another service, right, of course, of course. Because he is, of course, has another service, right, of course, t-mobile. Yeah, of course T-Mobile. But the thing is it's crazy how T-Mobile winded up being the best service apparently.

KDG 24:28

Yeah, it definitely is.

Jesse AleXander 24:29

yeah, Because they bought Sprint and combined with Sprint. Sprint during that time was in cahoots with buying like 25 towers of. Verizon, so they used like the same Verizon towers Right, so they're basically Verizon cheaper and T-Mobile used to be the worst.

KDG 24:50

Yeah, remember that. Yeah, it was very bad, like they had no service and Verizon used to be the best, but most expensive.

Jesse AleXander 24:56

Yeah and yeah, so you're. Actually it's a good call, right? I mean, unless you want to go with Ryan Reynolds and maybe do some mint. I don't know, have you ever seen those commercials? The mint commercials?

KDG 25:08

No, Never heard of them. Ryan Reynolds.

Jesse AleXander 25:11

Not Ryan. Is it Ryan Reynolds?

KDG 25:12

Yeah.

Jesse AleXander 25:13

He's the spokesman. He's like only 10, or is it 19 dollars a month For every member in the family. It's like the lowest cell phone, like charger yeah, I don't even have TV every member in the family. It's like the lowest cell phone pro. Like charger, yeah.

KDG 25:25

I don't even have TV at my house. We don't do cable 1941. We don't do cable here either.

Jesse AleXander 25:30

Fuck that, you don't need pro Cable is done. Yeah, no more. No more Guarantee Five years, 10 years yeah done.

KDG 25:44

Yeah, I can see that, yeah, be watching tv on your smartwatch on.

Jesse AleXander 25:48

Yo just saying youtube yeah it's gonna be the internet. The only thing that's keeping cable alive right now is sports, which is slowly well, that's what amazon yeah slowly turn. Amazon just streamed this. Uh, yeah, they're starting, didn't they stream the super bowl, or? Something, something like that yeah, they've been streaming some games. I know baseball streaming now too, yeah, um, so you only got that. Even wrestling things isn't wrestling going to netflix, yeah, next year's no longer, I think.

Jesse AleXander 26:20

Cable used to own like 60% or 80% of the market share of like ads and stuff like that, and then Google came in and took over like half the chart or more than half, and now it's like cable has like 10, 15. Cable has like 10, 15, I think like 10, 15, 20 of the like of the revenue that it used to. It's crazy, yeah, it's not holding up.

KDG 26:52

It doesn't have the legs, it's done.

Jesse AleXander 26:53

It doesn't have the legs. There's nothing, there's every. Why do it if you have it on demand? That's, that's the whole. Thing yeah, we got on demand. Why do I need that? Yeah, that's true I don't remember the last time I watched the commercial why oh? No, except jail, prison, prison that's it, prison. The super bowl I didn't watch the super bowl.

KDG 27:20

You didn't watch super bowl.

Jesse AleXander 27:21

I yelled that by everybody from not watching it. But yeah, no, I didn't watch it bro because I turned on for two minutes expecting like some good commercials, and it was ass.

KDG 27:33

I heard there was like even the commercials were ass.

Jesse AleXander 27:36

Yeah, they went the same way, no like they like to commercially used to be like raunchy and like I was like a little like you know, like whoa did you see that commercial bro, exactly like that, that whoa see, that's the action yeah, we got action or something like that you normally wouldn't see on a commercial.

Jesse AleXander 27:57

That was literally just a one-time thing and you won't see that commercial anymore. You had to look it up on youtube. That was. Those were the commercials. Now it's like they replay them too. It's not all right, I'll see you next week, right? So it's not even worth it anymore, it's. It's getting too much for me, this whole, the whole economy right now, don't get me into that getting too much for me.

Jesse AleXander 28:26

Right now, dude, I can't even grocery shop without like feeling guilty that I spent too much money. It's like it's sad. It's like really, really sad it could be sad.

KDG 28:38

Yeah, do you see the new thing?

Jesse AleXander 28:40

like the new trend on tiktok at all or no, no, it's like. So walmart lets you go four years back in your order history, say, if you order things four years back, wow, so, like you know, you order things online and uh say you get um delivered or you pick them up. I didn't know people really did that, but yeah, that's what happens. But I go to the store and grab my shit. If I'm ordering anything, I'm ordering on Amazon, because Amazon is way cheaper.

KDG 29:11

Yeah.

Jesse AleXander 29:13

Even though they are a conglomerate and taking over everybody's business. They really are. It sucks, but hey, if I need to save a couple dollars, I gotta go save a couple dollars. But yes, so because of that, the oh yeah, so you can go four years back on the walmart app to see what you purchased and see the price difference of what it was four years ago and what it was now. Okay, so they look at their grocery order four years ago. You know like okay, now okay. So they look at their grocery order four years ago. You know, like okay, what happens? If I were to, you could just hit rebuy on that order and then we'll show you what it will cost today. Right, literally, they say inflation's just gone up to like like double, it's almost quadruple, like the order was almost quadruple his order four years ago. So each year it's like, yeah, what is going on, dude, it's like compound interest on inflation shit's getting crazy dude.

Jesse AleXander 30:15

Like literally, I had like start looking into like how money is actually being like distributed, and I'm looking into, like I told you, I bought my stock portfolio and stuff again like it's like oh my god, I gotta start.

Breaking the Cycle

Jesse AleXander 30:30

I gotta start figuring this out and looking for using the same loopholes that these motherfuckers are using on me because, yeah, if I don't, I'm gonna stay poor and like working for everybody else the rest of my life and that's not happening for us. Yeah, that's not happening for us, especially with you. Know, some of you like with you and everything you've been through like hell, no. And then 90 of the people that do deserve what should be given to them by the government don't get it because they make it such a hassle to do it exactly. And no, no, no, no, no, no. We are getting what we deserve. Dude, I did this injury, no, but you going through everything, like bro, you're not. Nah, yeah, it's sad. I see all these people telling me I pay this for insurance. Like bro, you should be what. I gotta show you how to do this and that, like that's getting crazy, that's crazy just because they don't like like.

KDG 31:29

Homeless people don't even know that they could get such an Asian out, ladies and gentlemen, like, come on what like we got.

Jesse AleXander 31:36

That's the same. Like you, if you are homeless out there, you need some place to live. Or even even if you can't afford it, go on that Section 8's housing list. Hey, it may last a little, it may be a long time until you get it. It may be a couple months, you know what I'm saying. Five, four, six months. No for you, for people with actual, you could have written down disabilities like that, you'll get it faster. But like people like with, like like me, like with ptsd and like stuff like that, yeah, it will be. It could, it depends on the list. But it could take years. But still, if I put my name down now, hey, if I get that call in six years, no, you know how fucking happy you're going to be if you're in a bad spot.

Jesse AleXander 32:24

Yeah, of course, Be like oh my God, I completely forgot. I put my name on that list. I'm so happy I did. Thank God I went through that. I was so caught up in a mindset of living for today. Hell yeah, live for today. You don't know what's going to happen tomorrow, right, but there has to be some part of your mind that's got a plan for what's going to happen and thank God for Mama Duke's papa for teaching me.

Jesse AleXander 32:58

I never took it. I always took it in, just never put it to practice, right, and that's why I'm trying to instill in you, right, but I think you already have it. It's just the fact that you need to, we need to get you, yeah, all that stuff going first.

KDG 33:14

Yep, that's it, that's the main thing you know, get that, just throw.

Jesse AleXander 33:17

You don't have a phone to do the application anymore. So I know if anyone has any uh, any tips on how unlocking, unlock the phone. I filled out the request but hopefully I don't know if they're going to deny it. I don't think they would. I don't see a reason for them.

KDG 33:32

Well, if they do, then you know.

Jesse AleXander 33:34

If my phone was attached to my account, I don't think they would Okay.

KDG 33:46

So, if anything, I'll just try to call them up and figure it out, so we'll see what's going on.

Jesse AleXander 33:49

But we're gonna get you. I do, I do, I try what I can for you. Yeah, man, I appreciate that. So, um, yeah, so this this room in uh, in a week, a week or two, might uh be a different color and uh different little shapes. Kdg is going to help me. We're going to do some feng shui in here. Everything's going to be thrown out and cleaned up and we're going to start a real what getting out is supposed to be all about?

KDG 34:22

Let me hear what. What is it supposed to be all about? Let me hear what. What isn't supposed to be out? Breaking that cycle, my friends everyone's like when you get what it's getting out getting out of jail.

Jesse AleXander 34:30

No, not just because I was in prison and it's called getting out getting out of jail. Yeah, it's part of it, but the whole thing is breaking the cycle, guys. It's getting out of that mental thought, that routine that you know you shouldn't be in you shouldn't be in that, those friends you know you shouldn't be hanging around, but you still go back to them. The repeating door of prison and jail and rehab and addiction and mental health problems and doctors trying to give you medication all that everything.

Jesse AleXander 35:11

We've been through it. I've been through it. Kev's been through more than I could possibly even imagine. He's been through more. He's gonna tell me more about it as the weeks go by, and that's what's gonna be awesome. So we're me and him get to learn more about each other more deeply. On the show, yes, sir, and behind the scenes when we're hanging out behind the scenes we're gonna always try to have a camera that's running, yeah with some microphones on, and so we will always have some footage for you guys to throw up and we might do a once a month special Patreon behind the scenes so whenever we go out, you know, put them together.

KDG 35:57

Yeah, Flat, yep. You know, yeah, I like that.

Jesse AleXander 36:02

We got the idea, so Kevin's got one that I think is gonna blow the roof off.

KDG 36:07

I'm not telling no one yet.

Jesse AleXander 36:07

No one yet, don't worry don't do it me, cause I've been, I fucking, I'm the worst with that.

KDG 36:14

I love telling everybody, everything.

Jesse AleXander 36:16

But yeah, it's different, it's a great idea, it really is, it is. And, uh, it's different, it's a great idea, it really is, it is. And yeah, we got, we got some shit to show you and right after this Cause, it's just gonna transition.

KDG 36:28

Yeah.

Jesse AleXander 36:29

It's gonna transition. Yep, you know what I'm saying it's gonna transition.

KDG 36:32

It's gonna get better and better.

Drinking Talk and Recovery Journey

Jesse AleXander 36:34

Right there. So what? So what else you got to say? Fourth of July too. What did you do on Fourth of July, my man?

KDG 36:40

sake, fourth of July too. What did you do on Fourth of July, my man? I put a firework on my head and then I lit it, and then it blew up, and then the ambulance came.

Jesse AleXander 36:50

Explain that word in depth, please.

KDG 36:53

I put a firework on my head.

Jesse AleXander 36:55

What kind oh just a big-ass one.

KDG 36:57

It was like the size of my hand.

Jesse AleXander 36:58

How do?

KDG 36:59

you know that's dangerous, dangerous. What's that that's dangerous, dangerous. What's that very dangerous? What does dangerous mean? I think it's like stay away. Oh, stay away, yeah, don't do. Oh well, I blame on the firework.

Jesse AleXander 37:11

Okay, why it's?

KDG 37:13

just up. Yeah, it was tempting, yeah okay, so trying to take my hair away and all that.

Jesse AleXander 37:19

What hair Exactly? I'm glad you're here alive. I'm glad your phone is only broken.

KDG 37:29

Yeah, yeah, thank.

Jesse AleXander 37:30

God. Now you know what happened to my phone?

KDG 37:34

Damn I know you said the shell shot through your whole body. It just shattered. Yeah, damn yeah. I was on the floor and then I kicked up like Shawn Michaels.

Jesse AleXander 37:44

Wait, hold on. Can I make a guess? Yeah, you were in Belmar.

KDG 37:47

Was I in Belmar? No, no, no, it was at my sister's apartment.

Jesse AleXander 37:52

Oh, was it a little bashy bash, a little small get-together.

KDG 37:56

No, really, what did I do on New Year's? We just chilled. We were outside watching fireworks, other people lighting off and I drank a lot. That's not good, kev yeah but I told you the truth. I drank a lot, I know, see, that's all I love about him.

Jesse AleXander 38:13

He always calls me. He tells me Jesse, I did, but the thing is you've been doing a lot better with it.

KDG 38:20

I have been yes and. But the thing is, you've been doing a lot better with it. I have been yes, and I see a difference too. I'm proud of you for that, because it's not easy just to stop. It's not easy.

Jesse AleXander 38:29

I don't even expect you just to go cold turkey immediately. It's something that you need to do yourself. I'm never going to tell you that you need to just do this or this or this is going to happen not your dad you live your own life. You, you show up. You know you're at your house when I, you know when I come to pick you up. Yeah, you know you're on point with what you had, what's being done, so it's not like. I know that you're not an excessive. You know you're not drinking by yourself.

KDG 39:02

Exactly.

Jesse AleXander 39:03

You go out and you drink, but all I know is that just could feed into your disability, which you don't want to happen.

KDG 39:13

It's like poisoning yourself, cause I was born with a fetal alcohol syndrome.

Jesse AleXander 39:17

Yes, so, yeah, I think you were surrounded by that, so the more you put it in, it's like candy.

KDG 39:24

I guess it's just like your body's like hi, remember me, mmm, mmm, ooh, hey, captain Morgan, how are you? Ooh, what's this?

Jesse AleXander 39:33

I don't even know the names no, no, I'm telling you, I get it though.

KDG 39:39

Then you drink all of them and you drink all of them and you mix all of them. They're all in your belly dancing. You got Captain Morgan over here and you got Fika and Valk over here and I never mix. They dance like that oh, they dance, they make you dance.

Jesse AleXander 39:55

See, I knew when I went to go hang out Sometimes you'd be dancing.

KDG 39:58

In multiple directions at the same time. So that's what it was the.

Jesse AleXander 40:01

Jack was telling them to go this way, the cat was telling him to go that way.

KDG 40:04

That's right, there you go, damn.

Sweatpants Key to Bigger Arms

Jesse AleXander 40:07

Yeah, man, now I see you putting things together, that's right.

KDG 40:09

Whole picture. You said it was poison. It was poison.

Jesse AleXander 40:13

It really is. It really is. I mean once a week. For someone who hasn't been through the trauma that you have, it's still even dangerous. But I just think that if you were to try to completely, you'd notice a complete change.

KDG 40:40

My arms would be big. You're already big.

Jesse AleXander 40:42

Oh, I know, but I want would be big. You're already big.

KDG 40:43

Oh, I know, but I want to be bigger, I want to look, I want to be jacked. People don't understand.

Jesse AleXander 40:49

Kev, you're already big, no no, my mom saw that picture of you and was like is this Kev?

KDG 40:53

or did like now, that was just the beginning.

Jesse AleXander 40:59

The jeans. I think it's just in the jeans.

KDG 41:03

How often the jeans.

Jesse AleXander 41:04

I think it's just in the jeans, like how often do you go in? No, yeah, how often do you go to the gym? Then I don't not that much see, that's what I'm saying. It's in the jeans, but the jank Janko jeans Is it denim? What do you wear?

KDG 41:23

I don't think I wear jeans anymore. I just Show sweatpants.

Jesse AleXander 41:26

That's the key, yeah yeah and ladies and gentlemen, there you go. The key to everything is what Kev.

KDG 41:36

To wear sweatpants.

Jesse AleXander 41:38

You, son of a bitch, and that's all I'm going to say about that folks.