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Dumb Debates, Dumb Drivers, And Dumb Decisions Before Comedy Sets
We then navigate the muddy waters of politics, questioning Joe Biden's future candidacy and exploring potential successors like Gavin Newsom and Kamala Harris. Expect no-holds-barred takes on Trump's controversial remarks and cultural hypocrisy. We also dig into food safety concerns with "Appeal," a product that allegedly rejuvenates expired fruit, raising eyebrows about what we really consume. Wrapping up, I tackle provocative topics on the intersection of Muslims and leftists, share my second stand-up comedy attempt, and recount my unique experience with Delta 9 edibles in Texas. Don't miss out on this rollercoaster of thought-provoking, humorous, and candid commentary!
We then navigate the muddy waters of politics, questioning Joe Biden's future candidacy and exploring potential successors like Gavin Newsom and Kamala Harris. Expect no-holds-barred takes on Trump's controversial remarks and cultural hypocrisy. We also dig into food safety concerns with "Appeal," a product that allegedly rejuvenates expired fruit, raising eyebrows about what we really consume. Wrapping up, I tackle provocative topics on the intersection of Muslims and leftists, share my second stand-up comedy attempt, and recount my unique experience with Delta 9 edibles in Texas. Don't miss out on this rollercoaster of thought-provoking, humorous, and candid commentary!
Yes, sir, welcome to the show. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm your host Commentary. I like it. Tell me how you feel about it at specialoperadio, at outlookcom, or on X, at specialoperadio. Man, I don't even know where to start. Man, I have no idea where to start. I got a pretty good idea. Well, I just contradicted myself right there, but I got a clue let's put it that way and uh, I'm sure we'll get there. But one of the things obviously is that, uh, but I took a debate that we had to see the other day.
Speaker 1:I don't know that. Uh, I mean, should anybody be surprised by what we've seen? There's a lot of us that have been saying this dude has been off his rocker for a minute. It gets put on full display a week or two after you got the whole mainstream cesspool media saying that you know these are all just doctored videos or bad fakes. What do you call them? I don't know. Man, they make up so much shit I can't keep up with it half the time. We'll get down that road. Man, I want much shit. I can't keep up with it half the time. We'll get down that road. Man, I want to start off a little smoother. Welcome you to the show again.
Speaker 1:I am your host. Uh, terry von tejas, texas, terry commentary, just plain old terry man, you just call me what you want. Uh, spell my name right. Anyway, again one time. Uh catch me with any comments concerns, complaints or otherwise at special opera radio, at outlookcom, or feel free to catch me on X, which is not a favorite platform of mine, but it's cool, though you do get some real news out there From it that you're not gonna get in other places. So I do dig that about it. Where do we wanna start, man. You know what else is stupid Besides that debate?
Speaker 1:Drivers, oh Drivers. I have to drive for a living. It's part of my job. You know I'm saying I'm not a trucker, so don't give me too much credit, but I have to drive. I have to travel a lot uh, it used to be a lot more in depth all over the place west texas, eastern new mexico, uh, mexico parts oklahoma, I guess that'd be western oklahoma.
Speaker 1:Once went to a place in oklahoma called hooker. I don't who thought it was a good idea, but that's what it was called. I have no idea the historical relevance behind the name, but it was called Hooker. See what I did there. I almost swore and I stopped it for a split second because I aim to please. I aim to please you and I know I swear a lot and drop F-bombs and I'm going to try to tighten that up a hair. Air lot and drop F-bombs and I'm going to try to tighten that up a hair.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to say that, I'm not going to emphasize any points at any time and it's going to come out of my mouth. It's a part of me. I'm 43 years old. You can't change me, so go fuck yourself. That's not, no, that's not what I meant. Oh, shut up.
Speaker 1:Anyway, man, drivers are crazy as hell. I'm anyway, man, drivers are crazy as hell. I'm gonna give you an example, because I see it all, man, when I'm going up and down the highway. Oh yeah, because, like I said, I used to move around a lot of country all over the place, but now my routes are a little bit more, um, uh, predictable, if you will. So I know where I'm going most of the time and and that place is not a fun place to be at all. It's in new mexico. It's just a shitty city. It's called hob Hobbs, new Mexico. Google it the IQ, the median IQ of Hobbs New Mexico is no greater than 70. I firmly believe that I'm going to break a rule off the rip and say fuck Hobbs New Mexico. Can I just say that to you, thank you. So anyway, with that being said, man, I do see some crazy shit. I see people that are out of their minds when they're driving, and I do crazy shit too in my personal vehicle. Don't get me wrong, but I'm in a company truck, you know. I don't do crazy shit like I respond to crazy shit. I'll stop saying shit, it's gonna, I'm gonna get an email, I know it anyway. You're making me lose my train of thought already. I'm looking at this thing. I bought this. I don't know if I posted this or not. It's a little. It's a dude, a little sculpture from 1938, it's dope, his name's Hank, and the way that I have the mic situated right now and the way that I'm positioned at my desk and just kind of talking to you, my folks, me and this guy are making eye contact and it's really weird. It's throwing me off. No ditty, like not a gateway. It's a little miniature, little sculpture. You know, little cowboy dude. But I'll post a pic, man, and tag up where I got that so you can check it out. But anyway, drivers, man, drivers suck. I'll give you an example and then I'll move on, because I know, you know drivers suck. But I'm just tell you this of course it was a young kid. This one happened to be white, but I don't discriminate. There's drivers they're terrible from every race, creed, color, religion, shape. After you got fatties, you got skinnies, they're all just bad drivers.
Speaker 1:Anyway went to the and this is no bullshit Almost every day, like I make a turn left out of my driveway, I make a right and then I make another right. I go to a stop sign. I make a left onto a major road or a bigger road that leads me to major roads and from that outlet to the first stop sign that I hit, it's a four-way stop. From that outlet we're talking about quarter of a mile between those two points, the outlet and the stop sign. I can't make it that far without calling somebody a retard, because you get cut off immediately by people that are pulling out all the other different areas. They'll just jump, they don't care. They don't care. But went to the store and I was pulling up to the stop sign for no reason at all, like it's not even busy outside or anything like that there's nothing to be, uh um in a rush about.
Speaker 1:You know, I'm saying it's nighttime anyway. This kid retard uh stopped short of the stop sign by a good 15 20 feet. For whatever reason he thought that he needed to do that. That's what did I mean. He was clearly 15 to 20 feet away from that stop sign, stopped and then, as I started to accelerate from the correct point at the stop sign position, he immediately gunned it in front of me and turned left. Because he felt like that. He stopped before me, even though he stopped like two car lengths away from the actual stopping point.
Speaker 1:I don't know, man, this is the kind of shit where I need y'all to like, subscribe and share this shit with your friends so you could start, you know, uh, making me money for talking to you, and then I ain't gotta go out and drive, I can just sit around and produce these beautiful, wonderful, well articulated and certainly well prepared podcasts for you, and then I won't have to go drive out there or deal with all the idiots every day, every place. Anyway, drivers, dumb, the debate was dumber, and I do have a favorite spot here. I'm gonna try to do this. Uh, I'm gonna try to do this. So where that? Yeah, we can all hear it. This was my favorite part. Uh, we're gonna just fuck. That's only three. I think that's only three. Normally it's 50 by now. So I'm doing good.
Speaker 1:Anyway, this is my favorite part of the debate because, even though the balance of the world is, I really don't believe that and I'm going to comment further on this debate, but I want you to hear this because I thought this was funny. You know what I'm saying. Why are we discussing this? And I get that Biden is petty, or maybe it's trump in this regard, but I I see the point that was trying to be made, but still, though, man, somebody got to class it up here and it had to bend trump, and, and you know, all in all, I thought he did a great job. You know I'm saying for not taking off on the dude, for being, uh, completely unaware of what was going on around him. Let's see if I get this right.
Speaker 3:Let Two cognitive tests. I took physical exams every year and you know we knock on wood wherever we may have wood that I'm in. But I took two cognitive tests. I took physical exams every year and you know we knock on wood wherever we may have wood that I'm in very good health. I just won two club championships, not even senior, two regular club championships. To do that you have to be quite smart and you have to be able to hit the ball a long way. And I do it. He doesn't do it. He can't hit a ball 50 yards. He challenged me to a golf match. He can't hit a ball 50 yards.
Speaker 3:I think I'm in very good shape. I feel that I'm as in good shape as I was 25, 30 years ago. Actually, I'm probably a little bit lighter, but I'm in as good shape as I was years ago. I feel very good. I feel the same. But I took, I was willing to take a cognitive test and you know what If I didn't do? Well, I aced him, dr Ronnie Jackson, who's a great guy, when he was White House doctor, and then I took another one, a similar one, and both one of them said they've never seen anybody ace him.
Speaker 2:Thank you, president Biden. You can see he is six foot five and only two hundred twenty three pounds, or twenty thirty five pounds. Well, you said six four, two hundred. Well, anyway said 6'4" 200. Well, anyway, just take a look at what he says he is and take a look at what he is. Look, I'd be happy to have a driving contest with him. The reason I got my handicap was when I was vice president, down to a 6. By the way, I told you before I'm happy to play golf if you carry your own bag. Think you can do it.
Speaker 3:That's the biggest lie. He's a six handicap of all.
Speaker 2:I was an eight handicap Eight.
Speaker 3:I've seen you swing, I know you swing. Let's not act like children. President.
Speaker 1:Trump we're going to. Let's not act like children. I mean, you know, there's obviously bigger things in the world that are more important than handicaps right now and all that type of stuff.
Speaker 2:I get it.
Speaker 1:Biden.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:It's a live show and sometimes shit like that happens. Anyway, the point is, man, is, you know, there's a lot going on, there's a lot at stake and and to be so caught up in in, like, uh, the golf swing, I think I feel like trump. At some point he let biden get the best of him there, and I don't think biden did that shit intentionally or anything like that, but he did let biden get the the best of him in the sense that he continued to talk about it. I wish he would have stopped to say you know, president Biden, or whoever you are. Let me say this man, shout out to whoever's playing Joe Biden at this point with them crazy CIA masks that you'd be seeing on TV, man Y'all. Yeah, yes, sir, yeah, they're good One more time, yeah, yeah, they're good. One more time. Yeah. It sounded like somebody said that I wonder if that was pre-programmed, from where I got this equipment from? I bought a brand new, though, because I am by. Anyway, let's go back. So whoever's playing biden? This is amazing, but I just wish trump would have bounced back and been like hey, you know, there's a lot more. We only have 90 minutes here, minutes here, let's talk about something a little bit more important.
Speaker 1:It was a little bit entertaining. You gotta laugh where you can. What was even more hysterical I don't know if you watched it or just listened to it, it was everywhere. I personally watched it. I had no intention of doing so, but I decided to do it, and we watched it throughout its entirety one way or the other.
Speaker 1:And the mannerisms in this particular exchange well, the mannerisms all the way around were entertaining from both sides, but Biden in particular, man, he didn't know where the fuck he was. And I don't care who you are or what you say If you look me in the eyes and you tell me that is a cognizant, solid, mentally aware individual standing on that podium, or that dais, or whatever. However you say dais, whatever, behind that podium, that dude is not a real human being, or he's not all there, or whoever man. There's a whole lot going on here, man. Like, how do you hire an actor? I'm not a conspiracy theorist, I'm just fucking around. But to be truthful, though, like did you hire an actor to pretend to be retarded, or is this really what we're dealing with? It looks like what it was, because you looked at the end of the show where Jill Biden came out. I don't know that she's the real president of the United States, but she's probably like second in command, who the hell knows.
Speaker 1:Does anybody know what's going on with any of this anymore? And then you see, in the debates that are after the fact, you know, of course, everybody's scrambling because at the end of the day and I know you don't need me to tell you this, if you've seen it, you're paying attention, and if you know what I know, then you know that biden is not going to be the presidential candidate for the democrats in november. It's just not going to happen. Who? Who's that lead, big Mike? Is it going to be Gavin Newsom? I've heard that name thrown around. Kamala Harris? Is he going to finish the term? There's so many questions left to be answered.
Speaker 1:There's news articles out tonight that are breaking apparently where Biden is, wherever he's hiding, and apparently the family's putting out statements that they're pushing him to continue moving forward with a reelection campaign. Does anything surprise you at this point? And that's another thing about this debate, man, big people all over the place are just hemming and hawing. They just can't believe what they saw that night. They can't believe how out of this dude's mind he actually is. Cnn is chipping this dude apart piece by piece, bro, just dissecting him and fact checking him.
Speaker 1:You got all this controversy surrounding uh stupid topics like. I guess I haven't even given it too much effort or time to think about it, but I know that people are mad because uh, trump made reference to black jobs. Why can't he say black jobs? When did that become a problem? When you say we want to create more black businesses, more black schools, more black this, more black that, more black millionaires, more black entrepreneurs, how is all you got black school? I mean, how is any of that any different than saying, yeah, we want to have jobs? It doesn't mean picking cotton. Quit being a fucking idiot. That's why nobody takes dumbasses that get on social media and start talking shit about things they don't know about seriously. Come on, man, you got a whole. You got, you been had a whole TV station, black entertainment television. What does that mean? Is it only for black people or is it because it's specifically cultured or formulated around the black community? Who knows? I don't know. I didn't name it, but I'm just saying nobody had a problem with that. It's been out forever. People are stupid, man.
Speaker 1:These people on the left are out of their fucking minds and this debate just shows that they're panicking. And I don't care how many uh troll farms they develop so that they can tell everybody that uh biden's, uh, his, his fundraising is quadruple. What smart person is dumping money into that dude? If anybody's doing it, it's white liberals and they're, and they're blowing up. They got extra funds now to to uh contribute to the campaign because biden forgave all their taxes against the Supreme Court of the Constitution.
Speaker 1:I don't know which man. I ain't a political savvy dude like that. I try not to talk about this stuff, man. I'd much rather be sitting here telling you about I don't know pick something, farts, I don't fucking know, not this, but it has to be mentioned, it has to be addressed because the country hangs in the balance. The world, I don't know that this is necessary this election. I'm not one of these people that firmly believes that Donald Trump is the one and only certain. He's the one and only man that can save this country, because it's bigger than him. You need Jesus for this type of work.
Speaker 1:We're so far in the depths of hell right now and we barely even see it because they've normalized it for so? Do you remember when will and grace was actually like a uh, touchy subject? Remember that will grace bro? It's a sitcom, mild at best maybe, but considered controversial at the time that it was on television, at least for a little while. Now we got dudes in san francisco walking around with their cocks out talking to children and parents bringing their kids to these places. What are you talking about? You can tell I'm fired up, man, I'm pissed off because it makes no sense, it's all hypocritical, it's. It's just, man, some of this shit is like I hate the, the foreplay. You know, I'm saying I'm not, I'm not advocating for violence in any way, stretch or form. I'm just saying that I hate the foreplay about all this shit because it's obvious something is going on.
Speaker 1:You got the freak fruit out there. Have you seen any of this? I am going to stop about the debate for a minute because have you seen the freak fruit? They got the freak fruit out there. I got to get the name for you, actually Appeal. It's called Appeal, like A-P-E-E-L Appeal.
Speaker 1:If you see that sticker on some shit you're buying at the store, put it down, put it down. Or if you see anything that says Organa Peel, put that shit down. You know what that is. That's Bill Gates putting chemicals on dried up nasty ass fruit and bringing it back to life. And that's why it's rubbery and the skin falls off, because the shit you're. What you're doing is taking an expired piece of fruit and just shining it up with some wax. You know what I mean. It looks clean.
Speaker 1:Yo try to use this analogy with a car, if you will. You Yo try to use this analogy with a car, if you will. You know what I mean. But then you get in the car and you find out hold up, homie. The outside look dope, but the inside this is just a bunch of iron maraud. I can tell these seats are cracked. I don't know, man, it's nasty shit.
Speaker 1:Do you trust anything that you're eating right now? Let me know if you want that to be a topic at special. It should, anyway, I should. How to get onto the fruit? Stale, ass Biden. You see the plane that flew over the Hamptons at some fundraiser and it said buy a. What do you call those things? Dash, done. Anyway, what's the dash? Hyphen is hyphen, whatever, man, I just don't understand why people are shocked by any of this. People have been talking about this kind of stuff for years. Since this dude took office, he's just been a disaster and unfortunately there's a lot of stupid people in the world.
Speaker 1:I'm not fully convinced this problem is going to be fixed in November. I hope Well, you can't. It's going to be really really hard. I hope Well, you can't. I mean it's going to be really really hard to undo what they've done thus far, I mean with the immigration and everything and just flooding the border with illegals. I guess what I took away from that is that I mean the powers that be are certainly powerful and they have an agenda and I don't know like if you look at the Democratic Party, I firmly believe that they'll step on their own children to get to higher power, like while they're drowning and on fire.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying, but I'm just saying like I think they did it on purpose. That's my personal opinion that you know. They knew this was going to be a disaster for him. They've already used him for three and a half years, committed elderly abuse for three and a half years, whoever's controlling the country, which has been the biggest question.
Speaker 1:But how are you just asking that now, three and a half years into this presidency. You couldn't tell me two years ago that you, or even when he got elected, that he was not going to be the one he was hiding Biden in the basement. They knew then what you know now, apparently, or at least some people I know you smart motherfuckers out there know exactly what was going on. But I'm just saying somebody else has been running this country the entire time and you got people out here right now like they're at the pinnacle of intelligence and they just graduated from detective Academy talking about yo. I'm starting to think somebody else besides Biden is running the country. Really, some of these people got like 2 million fucking followers too, and I don't understand, I don't know, I don't want to hate, I'm just.
Speaker 1:I don't understand, I don't know. I don't want to hate, I'm just. When you just put out little blurps like yeah, biden's not mentally well, and 500,000 people like that shit, I mean, jesus Christ, man, can we up the standard for some level of intelligence here? I'm not saying I'm it, but there's got to be someone out there. I don't know. It's frustrating, to say the least. Man, frustrating, to say the least, from the perspective as a citizen of this country, as just man in general, obviously as a combat veteran. I don't like it. I don't like what I'm seeing and I'm not again convinced that Trump's going to be the one to fix this, because it's obvious that the global elite's got some shit going on and you can see right now this is breaking news out of where was it? Excuse me, Cough button. I do have a cough button. I just found that shit. Do you think, for the amount of money I spend on this piece of equipment, there'd be one? I found it. It's a button that meets the mic that I use all the time during the podcast, but for some reason, when I feel a burp coming on, I forget to hit that motherfucker. But I'm going to get better at it. I'm going to get better at it than I am at not using the F word. I promise I'm going to get there. I'm fired up, man. I got stupid people, dumb debates and the world going to shit.
Speaker 1:Anyway, man, this is going to be a short episode. I just want to touch on those two things. I got something in the works here. I got doing a little bit of projects or some research on some of these crimes that are being committed by these, you know, friendly invaders that are coming across courtesy of Mayorkas and whoever else is in the Biden administration.
Speaker 1:What was cool, too, about speaking about that is we're talking about lies that Trump told Somebody said. I saw they like counted things that they thought were lies. Apparently, they lied 257 times. I don't believe that at all. Bullshit, I know. When I was watching, I counted about 192,000 lies come out of Biden's mouth, but I'm not going to count all of them because I don't know that he necessarily knew they were lies. He's being controlled by an evil cunt named Jill Biden, so fuck her too, and that'd be the last F you probably.
Speaker 1:Anyway, neither here nor there. I just wanted to comment just a little bit. I just need y'all to pay attention. Talk to your friends, talk politely. Don't shove it down their throat like some Bible-thumpin' Christian. I'm not saying there's anything wrong here. Let's say the. Don't shove it down their throat literally like some uh psychopathic muslim from france, where they're currently rioting there I was, I just brought it all full circle in france, or some shit like that right now, one of these places that let all these savages in uh, they're rioting right now, but a side that I read said it was like muslims and leftists.
Speaker 1:How are muslims and leftists? Because leftists embrace homosexuality and this pedophilia. Well, I think Muslims accept the pedophilia they're definitely in the little boys too but they don't consider it homosexual. You ain't going to tell me All these people that say that Muslims ain't homos. That's a damn lie. I seen it with my own eyes through thermal imaging when I was on the ground in Iraq, bro. You're going to find other people that do that and the tongue things they do, and they hold hands when they walk and all this extra. I'm telling you right now, man, that shit's all cap, bro. Some of them do straight out there. So I guess maybe I answered my own question. That's why you have leftists out there and that's why you got Muslims apparently riding in the streets, because somebody from whatever their version of the right wing is, and we need to really get away from that too.
Speaker 1:To be honest, man, I'll keep going, but you know the right, the left and the right shit, this shit's dumb. I got a tattoo man just says patriot with american flag, my version of what I, what I like, you know I'm saying it's my body, my choice, right anyway, I got a tattoo man just says patriot you. But it's like American patriot. It's not Mexican patriot, slovenia patriot, ukrainian patriot, none of that shit America. You know what I'm saying? No, I do, but for real, I just feel like we need to look out for ourselves and we got to get away from this left and right, and all that because half of these republicans are all on the left, half of the left well, the majority of left is all the left. I'm sure half of the public just because you put our next, your name, man, I don't think where we're at right now. I think you got to dive a little deeper into people that you're looking into electing when you're practicing your right to vote, because some of these people are suspect. As fuck. Does it not make sense to anyone? I've shouted this from the rooftops. How does not anybody say, like, when you see some crazy stuff, you know that's perpetrated to be something associated with trump. How's nobody? I mean you could wear, you can wear whatever kind of clothes you want. That don't mean that's what you really represent. It's called a disguise. Like for real man, for real, I don't just. I just don't get the stupidity, and I bet the dude that did what he did before me at the stop sign earlier was a fucking Biden supporter, because only a retard would commit.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna leave it there, man. It's Sunday night. I appreciate your time. Listen, man. I'm gonna be back, but let me get on my soapbox one more time. Just talk to your people, man.
Speaker 1:If you got somebody in your life that you know they're just nonchalant about the whole thing, but you know they do have views and they do align with something that you may or may not be aligned with, regardless. You know what I'm saying. People need to get out there and vote, do it, do it. I'm not saying it can't be stolen. You know that. I firmly believe they stole the shit, but what are you gonna do? You know what are you gonna do? That's exactly the question, and I'm not saying it's got to be violent. I'm just saying I, I question and and find elections to be suspicious. Is that too hard to ask? Or say I got so much more so little time. I just wanted to drop in check in touch base and I will be back in touch soon. Oh, one more thing before I leave you, though.
Speaker 1:I wanted to get to all that so quick that I I forgot, so I did do a second comedy set. Uh, was it? Well, I guess it would have been last wednesday and I was. I was kind of feeling myself a little bit because I thought the first one went, you know, fairly well, but I wanted to change that material a little bit. Try to. I'm still trying to find my flow. You know, I'm saying where does this joke fit the best or where does that joke fit not? And sometimes they're not even jokes. I'm I'm completely, uh, green at this. But I was feeling myself and so I'm like, yeah, man, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna switch these jokes around. And I'm like, yeah, man, I'm going to switch these jokes around and I'm still going to spit them out and they're going to be funny. And top it all off, because it was my second comedy debut ever, or second time on stage as attempting to be a comedian ever that you know, I was like man.
Speaker 1:Right before we left to go, I told my wife I had gotten a. I don't know if you know, but here in Texas, you know, like Delta 9, shit like that it's legal, so you could go. There's a million places that you go get your little edibles, some flour. This is the type of shit that you could buy online too. You know what I mean. It's everywhere. But so I took a couple edibles. It had been a few weeks and I was like I just think I do shit to me, because it's not even real weed. That's the way I look at it.
Speaker 1:We did an episode on it. You should check it out. Uh, what was it called? The abcs of thc, which I thought was actually an intelligent title. I didn't let a ai do that one, but I don't really. I've been. I've been dabbling with the ai, but only for the description of the show, because I don't feel like typing all that shit out. Plus, it marks the chapters which are not long shows anyway, so I don't really need that. But it also comes up with hysterical titles that I find funny.
Speaker 1:So, long story short, I popped a couple of these edibles right before. You know, a half hour before we bounced over there, went out there, I ended up sitting for not sitting there. There I ended up sitting for not sitting. There's a sign-in sheet, but this one filled up quick, so I was like the 10th comedian. So I had a couple drinks plus the edibles kicked in by the time I got to the fucking stage and, mind you, I'm popping shit to my wife like, hey, these ain't gonna do nothing to me, just meld me out woo, woo.
Speaker 1:But I wasn't nervous, not like the first time, which the first time I was mad nervous, I don't know why. Second time it wasn't nothing. You know, as far as my nerves were concerned, I was concerned about the jokes a little bit because I had just written some of them a couple hours ago. Anyway, got to meet some comedians there, which was cool. I really didn't even know that I was going to perform, but I told myself well, if one of these comedians acknowledges me one of the regulars now that they know that I've been on stage one time if one of them acknowledges me and and, uh, you know, gives me the sign-in sheet or mentions the sign-in sheet, or asks me if I'm gonna sign up, then I'm gonna do it. Because I was on the fence. I didn't know, because I wasn't confident that I had the jokes memorized as well. Long story short. Uh, dude, when we walked in, absolutely did show me that sheet and so I signed up.
Speaker 1:But, like I said, I was a man where I was, uh, two edibles deep and then I had some drinks. I tried the chilton. I'm gonna stop going off subject, but if you have, you had a chilton man. Chiltons are fire. Last time I had one was a long, long time, long time ago, but I really liked it. For some reason it came in my brain the other day.
Speaker 1:I'm going to quit rambling. I'll say this. I was looking for a button. Whatever you try producing your own show and talking at the same time and moving the mic arm around. Anyway, long story short.
Speaker 1:Man, I did awful. I bombed First time was decent. Second man I did awful. I bombed First time was decent. Second time I bombed. But it was fun though, and all the comedians that I met there that night were ultra supportive and told me just keep pushing, man, tell the same joke a hundred times in a row every Wednesday, if you got to, and until you get it right. Man, that's what the open mic's for, so I appreciate that and I look forward to doing it again, and I'm going to continue to do that as soon as I can figure out a writing style. No, I'm going to do it every Wednesday, regardless of how I feel about it, until I get it right, because it's something that I enjoy, man, and these days and age it's hard to find things like that.
Speaker 1:I do enjoy this podcast and I appreciate you listening. I'm going to bounce. I'm your host. Text, terry Common. See what I did there, bro. See what I did there, commentary, commentary, commentary. I'm a genius, bro, I'm a genius. I thought of that while I was peeing one day and I really liked it, so I'm gonna ride with it for now. I may even make it a stage name, but it is in close competition with Terry Von Tejas. Anyway, y'all be good, have a safe work week, watch out for idiots and stay true to yourself. Is that a thing? Have I been saying? I ain't been saying none of that shit. Catch me at SpecialOperRadio, at Outlookcom. Catch me on Twitter, at SpecialOperRadio. We will see you soon. Peace, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's one more thing I love you. I'm kidding outro. Peace, thank you.