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Tucker & Dale vs. Evil
Ever stumbled upon a horror movie that made you laugh as much as it scared you? This week, we reminisced about our first time watching the comedy-horror masterpiece "Tucker and Dale vs. Evil" and shared our love for the unforgettable performances by Alan Tudyk and Tyler Labine. We couldn't help but chuckle as we dissected the film's clever twist on horror clichés and the misunderstandings that turn into hilarious chaos. Of course, we also vented our frustration with the character Chad and talked about the quirks of fraternity dynamics.
Ever wondered what a sequel to "Tucker and Dale vs. Evil" might look like? Tune in as we brainstorm potential plots for a follow-up, complete with monsters and small-town America’s darkly comedic meth backdrop. We also dive into some behind-the-scenes tidbits, including the iconic chainsaw bee chase and the infamous wood chipper scene. Our nostalgic journey through the film's chaotic events, from gas station mishaps to the deadly lumber mill showdown, highlights the movie's unique blend of humor and horror.
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Hello and welcome to the we Recommend podcast, a movie podcast, where every week we recommend a movie for you to watch and then come back here and listen to us discuss. I'm Jesse and I'm Jason it's true, chad, you're half hillbilly because this week we recommend Tucker and Dale versus evil.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm half hillbilly too.
Speaker 1:We're all in Tennessee, we're all half hillbilly, I believe, just not to the same extent as West Virginia. So when was the first?
Speaker 2:time you watched this movie I was, I don't know, maybe a few years ago. God, I love it. I love Alan Tudyk.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't know what Dale's actor's name is Tyler Labin so funny.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, he definitely Dale kind of steals the show. He's just so funny. I mean, alan Tudyk is of course funny throughout the whole thing as well, but like I never really saw the Dale actor in anything before, and man, it was just like whoa, this guy, this guy is great.
Speaker 2:I love his hat he's a giver, yeah, giver. Because he's the good guy Giver.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I remember watching this and just being like I didn't know nothing about it. I just thought it was a movie about these two killing people and it was such a nice surprise that it was such a funny movie and they took the element of kind of especially around this time with slashers how unbelievably annoying the people you're supposed to root for are, and it was like, oh no, they're the bad guys to themselves. So, which is kind of a thing for horror movies, where it's like you know, if you guys would just act normal and just run completely away from the opposite direction and don't trip and just drive off, you'd be fine.
Speaker 2:Everyone get in the car and leave and just go. Who cares? Right, Go to the cops saying and don't trip and just drive off, you'd be fine. Yeah, everyone get in the car and leave and just go. Who cares?
Speaker 1:Right. Go to the cops saying we ain't going back. They killed this person. Here's their location.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I feel like it's a great comedy of errors. I guess yes.
Speaker 1:And a slasher. It's like it's weirdly got a really good message which is communicate guys, don is communicate guys, don't judge people. And communicate.
Speaker 2:That's all you got to do. Unless you're allison, it doesn't work. Yes, like dale, I mean I'm sure we've both been there.
Speaker 1:You have trouble talking to girls yeah when you're holding a side, yeah I hate when I'm holding a side nothing you say can come out correct yeah, um, I think it's like I think the three leads kind of really know it. What do you think about chad? I hate chad makes me hate. Everyone named chad is like the actor I was thinking like I mean, he does really good at being intense, but like a part of me was like man, I wish adam scott was a little younger back then and I feel like he'd be a great chad.
Speaker 2:Yeah but I thought he was. It was a good chad. He's the perfect person.
Speaker 1:Yeah, hate for sure it's like how's anybody friends with this guy?
Speaker 2:this guy is terrible, oh I think that's the, that's the fraternity thing, right, you just pay to be friends yeah, I guess it's like well we're stuck with this guy.
Speaker 1:no, he's like probably the head douche, but you can't tell me this guy hasn't killed anybody until now, or at least done something terrible to a woman?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, sure, but it is really. He's just got like a medicine cabinet full of roofie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly. It is fun to watch his transformation of being like just a tool to a complete psycho with half his face burnt off. It's so funny. And then he becomes a john up, a john, a bond villain towards the end. As soon as he hooks her up to the little saw, I'm like what are we doing? Dude, just kill her if you're gonna do it like why are we doing like a james bond-esque scenario here?
Speaker 2:I think just in like a James Bond-esque scenario here. I think just. I guess this is how all James Bond villains are created.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so do you think like? I love the idea of them having this cabin in the middle of the woods? Yeah, any other person it's terrifying, but for them they're like aw, I know they're like best, I can't believe we have this vacation home. I know them. They're like oh, I know they're like I can't believe we have this vacation home.
Speaker 2:I know they're like best pals and maybe a little there's like a little possible like love interests with uh tucker I think, yeah, I think they're just, you know, they're just like two best buds that aren't scared to be who they, who they are around each other but it's like I kind of would love to have a cabin like this yeah, it's in a cool place, got a lake yeah it'd be so nice it's full of scary shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's cabin in the woods amazing, and I actually have some facts about that cabin. So so the design for Tucker and Dell's cabin was based on both Evil Dead and Wrong Turn. Nice and Eli Craig, the director, showed production designer John Blackie pictures of both and asked if he could make a hybrid of them, and that's what he did, and if you see the pictures, it's almost like a perfect hybrid of them. Nice, yeah, it's so good. And then some others so. When co-writers eli craig and morgan jurgensen were brainstorming ideas, they came up with two scenes long before they had characters or even much of a plot. These two scenes were one of the rednecks wielding a chainsaw while being chased by bees, elio, and the other was of the iconic wood chipper scene.
Speaker 2:I was going to guess that one.
Speaker 1:Those are kind of like the two best deaths in the whole movie. Oh man, they're incredible, that and the fact that chamomile tea is a part of a death, yeah, and so, before shooting began, alan Tudyk and Tyler Labine I should have looked up how to say his last name, l-a-b-i-n-e. Levin Levin, levin Levin, that makes more sense Spent time rehearsing as well as just hanging out and bonding with each other, and this chemistry and this made their chemistry on set all that much better, and they even reunited in Dirk Gently's, his holistic detective agency. Several years later, we have to find out.
Speaker 2:Never heard of it. We have to find it and watch it. I love Alan Tootie, Basically everything that he's in. He's such a likable character in it, Like a likable actor yeah, he really is.
Speaker 1:You see him and you're like I'm in safe hands.
Speaker 2:Like Dodge dodgeball, like pirate.
Speaker 1:Yes and what's he? Doesn't he have a show? It was like a sci-fi show, something where he's like an alien or something.
Speaker 2:Oh, I don't know about that. I know he was in the movie that was based on the show Firefly. That was a science fiction show oh snap, I forgot he was oh, but he's not in the show. I don't think.
Speaker 1:I think he's yeah, he's hoban hoban. I've only watched it once. He's a pilot. Yeah, he is in the show. I do remember I only watched like three. He's in a show. I love that show. He's in a show called resident alien alien oh nice, I've heard good things about that. Apparently it's supposed to be really good. I've heard good things yeah and I'm trying to see what else he's in man, just kind of in a. He does so much voice work we're never going to. He's in Rick and Morty a few times, hell yeah.
Speaker 2:I love the chicken in Moana. It's just the most perfect. It's Vodka, I guess.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I, it's wild, it's so good. It just reminds me of something like when they have uh, ben schwartz, is that a name? Yeah, um, he's john rafio from parks and rec like he does a voice, for he does some of the beeps and boops with bill hater for, um, uh, the rolly robot, and no, the other one, bb8, oh, bb, and it's like you needed somebody to do that. It's always so funny whenever they do things like what got me about the chicken?
Speaker 2:yeah, and I even saw the, the video of him recording that sound, and it's god so funny yeah, I need to watch it I just kind of need to buy moana so good, and the second one's coming.
Speaker 1:I can't wait yeah, and speaking of buying physical media, we need to get our hands on tucker, dale versus evil, because on the dvd there's a bonus feature that allows you to watch the film from the college student's point of view. Complete with tucker and dale as complete psychopaths, plays out much closer to typical slasher film. Neat, I did not know that was a thing that's interesting.
Speaker 2:I have to get my hands on it now hell. Yeah, it'd be like watching a completely different movie why don't they offer, like on streaming services, the bonus features and stuff that would be so cool?
Speaker 1:well, I know some do. Um, I should have checked for this one. Peacock usually doesn't offer that much, but I know things like hbo. They have a lot of the featurettes and things like that and I mean they had the whole director's cut and extras, which is weird that's the only way to what pisses me off about peacock.
Speaker 2:You listening, peacock? I need to be able to turn off my controller and still play the movie.
Speaker 1:Oh, won't let you, really Won't let me. That's so weird. Get on that shit.
Speaker 2:Get on it.
Speaker 1:And so in 2017, alan Tudyk and Tyler Labine says that there was a script written that were a sequel, but it was deemed not good enough, so they're still in kind of a limbo. It's like really, what are you going to do? It's kind of a one-off. I feel like you should just leave it alone. It's done.
Speaker 2:Like Tucker, has to live in his cabin alone because Dale was in the next cabin over with his girlfriend Her new fiance.
Speaker 1:I feel like it'd have to become like a monster, a monster movie. Hell yeah, that'd to become like a monster, a monster movie hell yeah, just to be like awesome.
Speaker 2:How would we do this if there was monsters involved, just to replace college? Children with monsters? I guess they're not children, they're. They're able to buy beer yeah, yeah, they're all grown.
Speaker 1:This is also west virginia and I used to be able to buy beer at sparta at like 16 so one thing I know that they could get their meth meth Most likely what are we talking about, like we live in, like one of the meth capitals? Hell yeah, maybe All right, so we're going to run down the plot road?
Speaker 2:Do you mean the entire state of Tennessee or just like this area? Wasn't it like Winchester or like the Franklin County area. I know lots of towns like to brag about it, but I don't, because I know lots of towns like to brag about it but I don't, because I know Sparta bragged about it for a while there, yeah, being the most meth, hell yeah, most meth. We have the most meth Fewest teeth, most meth Love it.
Speaker 1:Oh, so I guess the director of this movie after he did this, you know the like that how they're going to have the Zombieland TV show for Amazon. That's cool, no.
Speaker 2:I didn't know that.
Speaker 1:Well, so they had this thing where they Amazon was doing, this thing where they put out pilots of shows like randomly and like if people liked it, they could like vote on whether people wanted to watch it or not.
Speaker 2:Zombie land was one of them. Didn't get a show, of course, because it's not now, and then he directed a movie in 2017 called Little Evil.
Speaker 1:It has Adam Scott. It's kind of like an omen, like parody.
Speaker 2:I want to say that I've seen that it's actually pretty funny.
Speaker 1:I remember liking it quite. It's Adam Scott. You can't go wrong with Adam Scott, in my opinion. That's why I'm over here yelling about him being in this movie. So we'll run down the few cast members real quick. Got tyler labine as dell, alan tudyk as tucker, katrina boden as alice so pretty. Jesse moss oh, jesse plays chad. Bill granger is the sheriff. Um brandon j mclaren is jason. Christy lang is naomi she lit. Keelan emmons is chloe travis nelson is chuck adam god dude, these names are fucking crazy. Ewan Emmons is Chloe Travis Nelson is Chuck Adam. God dude, these names are fucking crazy.
Speaker 2:And then some guy plays Mitch.
Speaker 1:It's not that important.
Speaker 2:I don't even remember any of the other people's names. Yeah, it's mainly. They're so forgettable because they die.
Speaker 1:Tucker, dale, chad and Allison. Those are the four you really need to know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I think every college, every, every college girl character that is a blonde like bombshell kind of they're always named Naomi. Yeah, I moan backwards, damn, damn dude.
Speaker 1:Holy shit, my brain has exploded all over the place. All right, you ready to hop in, bro? Yeah, so the film begins with a news reporter and her cameraman investigating a crime scene. They're not supposed to be there. It's kind of like Blair Witch yeah, essentially. And they're like, oh, we're not allowed to be here. This is an active crime scene. And then all of a sudden, a man with half a face essentially pops in and knocks them both out.
Speaker 2:It looks just like Chad. It is Chad, it is Chad.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because at the end he didn't get away.
Speaker 2:It's kind of like a red herring. At the very start I thought it was supposed to be like from the 70s or something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's a way to start start out your film where it's like, oh man, he must have killed everybody. Boom, boom, boom he did it. He did it, but then we cut to three days. Wasn't the cabin all? Didn't it explode? Well, that was in the cabin, that was the like wood shop. Oh yeah, gotcha, yeah okay so then we cut to.
Speaker 1:Three days earlier you got allison and her friends, chad, jason, chloe, naomi or I am own, uh, chuck mitchell, mike and todd are out on a road trip, hoping to find a good time in the woods to party and smoke weed before they rush in and drink beer and drink beer. But before that they rush in front of a truck belonging to Tucker and Dale. The two catch up with the college students.
Speaker 2:Give them dirty stares for cutting them off speed. Well, Dale's just kind of looking out like he's in a drunken stupor.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and he's got like. They both kind of got their mouths like their mouth breathing. They've never seen college kids before, I guess, Because I guess they're expecting to pass them and not see a bunch of like attractive teens or 20-year-olds. Yeah, and then they talk about beer and then all of a sudden they remember they forgot the beer. No, no, they all freak the fuck out.
Speaker 2:So true, though, good luck. I mean, it's a good thing there was a gas station.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Sometimes those places don't even serve beer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like you got to hope they have enough.
Speaker 2:I mean that's there's like seven of them. It's like seven people have to have like 40 beers.
Speaker 1:Now, I'm sure, like some of them are lightweights oh yeah, probably chad and like two other little guys aren't lightweights, but the other ones, you know, they're like one of the guys, skinny, like me, I mean, he's just now starting to drink.
Speaker 2:He's definitely gonna be drunk after a few beers I love how chad has to use his inhaler after every time. Yes, it's so funny.
Speaker 1:I love it because he smokes the weed, takes the inhale and then blows out all the smoke, so there's like extra smoke.
Speaker 2:So it's like the triple, like the shot with the. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:I can't remember what it's called. So they go to a store and at the store Chad and Allison walk inside to see Tucker speaking with the store clerk. They give each other a stare off, with Chad and Allison believing they are intimidating them. But in reality the two hillbillies were intimidated by them and I love it because they're just listing the things that they need and at first it starts off as just kind of like normal things.
Speaker 1:And then it was just like nails, scythe, saws, just nothing but things that's like oh. And then Allison is browsing the store and then moves like a piece of product from it and just sees Dale staring at her. He's like oh God on the other side of the shelf and becomes frightened and turns around. Chloe then comes in and confesses Alan, this place is creepy.
Speaker 2:I agree this is the place you go to in Kentucky and they tell you you must be lost.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and that means get out of here.
Speaker 2:You need to get out of here. You're lost. Boy, it happened to me. Oh God, it was so scary. This one map quest was a thing you had to print off directions like a pirate.
Speaker 1:So it's like you have no other options. It's like I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:This is where I have to stop.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, luckily I've never run into those. I usually know I'm like we ain't stopping here. I will stop at a shell station only. So after the two leaves and Chad purchases beer, tucker and Dale, who are both munching away on pickled eggs, are putting their supplies in the truck. Never had a pickled egg, me neither. I don't really want to eat eggs like that, unpickled. What?
Speaker 2:do you mean Like hard-boiled eggs?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't really I don't like the situation. I love that shit. You scramble them up.
Speaker 1:I'll eat them for days. So after they put their supply in the truck, dale, who has an inferiority complex, begins staring at the college girls, particularly Allison, and feels that girls like them cannot mix well with a guy like himself. Tucker tries to uplift his friend's spirit and advises to go talk to girls, telling him to just to smile and laugh when he gets nervous. I love just like he's like. Damn it, dale, you're never going to get anywhere if you think like that. You are a handsome man and you got a good personality.
Speaker 2:Now go talk to them, girls.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think Tucker might be in love with dale a little bit, and you know it's just like you never just laugh, you never just laugh. Unless there's a reason to laugh, you can smile a small smile like hi um. So taking the advice, dale, while holding a bushwhacking scythe, approaches the girls and attempts to strike up a conversation going caper well too. So this easily terrifies the girls, which makes chat step in and scare off the nervous hillbilly yeah, get out of here we don't want any trouble, so funny chat's.
Speaker 1:So, aggro, I mean you can't blame them, though right, like at this point, I would be the same way. Like what the fuck it's like? Yes, so they stared at us on the road. We met them. They're buying a bunch of saws and stuff, and then one stares at me in the store and then he walks up to me with a scythe and just starts smiling and laughing. So the college students continue on the road trip while tucker and dale drive to their newly acquired vacation home, which the two were dreaming of getting. All the while, tucker continues giving advice to dale that life is short, you got to go after what you want. Um, but yeah, it's so good. When they get in there, it's like all this is ours.
Speaker 2:They see some bones hanging these guys must be archaeologists. Yes, archival yeah yeah, uh, a lot of them are, though they get pulled over by the cop oh yeah, he's dropped his beer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he gets stuck, his shirt falls off oh, yeah, yeah, because, yeah, this is the next part. He then drops beer on his lap and Dale goes down to clean it up. Suddenly a cop car is following him and he gets stuck. Yeah, and then he gets stuck and it looks like he's getting a blowjob. And then he like pops up right at the right time with his shirt off. Yeah. And when the cop walks up and Howdy Sheriff, mighty, fine day bro. Yeah, tucker hands him his temporary license, as he lost his when being delivered via the mail. The cop begins interrogating the two and asks where they are headed. Tucker states they're heading to their new vacation home in the woods.
Speaker 2:Cop warns them to stay away from that place, as dangerous things happen there, and tells them they should.
Speaker 1:This is scary, kyle, plus a taillight. Yeah, this is creepy. Hey, he there and tells them they should have a blessed taillight. He's creepy. He's in West Virginia, you never know what you're probably seeing there. You have to come in intimidating, and I'm assuming he probably read his plates and was like you're not from around here, are you? Well, tucker and Dale are, though. Yeah.
Speaker 1:So the two finally reach their cabin, which they call a fixer-upper. Is this what they call a fixer upper? Oh yes, most certainly the death trap. Seemingly impressed by the shoddy wooden house, the two go inside to see bones hanging from the ceiling, which Tucker assumes belonged to archaeologists, and newspaper clippings on the wall, all of which connected to the Memorial Day massacre, but ignored by the two friends, as they caught an eye of a coupon instead A coupon no expiration date, so good. So the cabin is falling apart. As Tucker leans on a pillar, it creaks in a beam of wood with nails poking through the end of it falls. Dale saves Tucker from being impaled through the head, and the two agree to fix it as soon as possible. Of course they do not, and then, meanwhile, the college students set up camp and are sitting around a campfire chuck asked if they want to hear a scary story, which they all verbally replied no, which is lame it's also in the middle of the day.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it is, I know. I was like why are you doing it?
Speaker 1:now. This is the worst time to do this. It also looks like a terrible camp setup. These guys do not seem like. I feel like they're gonna. They would be there and then, like in the middle of the night, everybody be like you wanna just go home.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I wanna sleep. I don't wanna sleep. I want my bed.
Speaker 1:So Chad then comes in and asks if they wanna hear a real scary story in which the others comply, because if Chad says something, you have to say yes otherwise you might get murdered by him.
Speaker 2:So get murdered by him. Everybody knows that deep down yeah.
Speaker 1:He smokes some weed, takes a puff of his inhaler because he has asthma and starts with a Memorial Day massacre which occurred 20 years ago to the day, the very woods they are camping on. Six college students were out partying on the woods until two psychopathic hillbillies approached them menacingly. One of them holds a saw blade which he scratches the back of his neck with, and flings it at one of the male students which cuts through the middle of his head.
Speaker 1:The second comes in and approaches a girl who backs away to a tree and stabs her throat. That one looked a little rough with the CGI, blood and everything. A blonde girl goes running through the woods and falls down on a hill, crawling away and hiding behind a log. She is found by one of the killers and watches his weapon comes down on her face. And this is all done in flashback, of course.
Speaker 1:So this is supposed to be Chad's relatives, so his mother is one of the college students and his father is one of the hillbillies Gotcha. So inopportune time to take a bite. So the flashback ends with chad saying there's no bodies were found and only one lone survivor lived. To tell the story, the whole group looks mortified and terrified until mike comes in and says there is a lake nearby and asked if they want to go skinny dipping. Revealed, relieved by the dramatic tension, they all agree it's all good, naked. I have never, once ever wanted to go skinny dipping. I've only gone once it just doesn't seem like fun.
Speaker 1:I don't want to fish crap no, we went into this.
Speaker 2:We went to this place in um severeville. I was dating a girl that lived there and the place she took me to was right by a busy road, cool, and we just did.
Speaker 1:It sounds like a good decision we just did it. Yeah, I just don't super weird I just don't have that uh part in my brain where I'm like that's sounds not uncomfortable, but fun I just feel like, is it too cold?
Speaker 1:like I'm so scared it's gonna shrink. It's like I'm a grower, not a shower. So it gets dark and tucker and dale is shown fishing on a boat on out on the lake. Dale and tucker reach into the cooler and see if there's only one beer left in which dale gives the tucker when he when. Then he advises to stand up for himself after calling him hopeless because he's like it's like you can have that bill. Damn it, Dale. This is what I'm talking about you got to take what you want.
Speaker 2:Goes for the beer Stop.
Speaker 1:I said don't do that. Then he keeps going. It's like, well, I don't know what you want me to do. It's like I'm trying to go for things. Hears a noise Turning around. She sees that it is Chad scaring her with an axe.
Speaker 1:She is easily turned off by it, but approached by the drunk Chad, who begins to tell her to drop the act of pretending to be better than everybody. He then confesses that he's glad the two got to get to spend time together. Before trying to kiss her, allison backs away, telling him he's drunk, which he says is a good thing, as it lowers his inhibition.
Speaker 2:He then tries to kiss her again, which makes.
Speaker 1:Allison push him away again before leaving.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I had a friend in high school who would say things like this the woman like you're better than all your friends Like you and me should be together. Really it was super creepy, I mean. I guess, like, and he would pop his collar and everything he reminded me of Chad, even though his name was something else. Yeah, don't say it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's definitely a very like oh, if I just tell her that she's better than everybody else, she definitely want to be with me.
Speaker 2:She'll be just as shallow as I am.
Speaker 1:Yeah. It's like I don't think it kind of works like that. I think you got to be like you're so beautiful. I love you. Yeah, guys are creeped, though. Gotta watch out for this guy, but I'm sure he's gonna be the hero and not the villain, right?
Speaker 2:Because Tucker and Dale are so brave, so the rest of the students take off their clothes, drop into the lake, which captures the attention of Tucker and Dale, who can easily see from a distance a topless Chloe. I love how Dale tries to go turn the boat around.
Speaker 1:Yes, Because Dale's immediately like no, we can't do this. He attempts to row away while Tucker catches and lifts Alice and take her clothes off and he's trying to get closer.
Speaker 2:Dale's trying to get further away and they're just spinning in circles.
Speaker 1:He's like damn it Dale, If you don't stop rowing. It's so funny, those two are so funny together. Don't stop brewing. It's so funny, those two are so funny together. So Del looks away and tells Tucker to row the boat and calls him a peeping Tom Allison begins climbing down the rock until Del accidentally shouts Tucker's name Because Del's got his hands over his eyes. And then he sees Tucker peek, and he's like Tucker, which then prompts her to turn around and slip, in fear hitting her head as she falls into the lake.
Speaker 1:Tucker and Dale briefly argue before they realize she isn't getting back up. The two row their boat to the spot where she fell and Dale dives in to save her. From a distance, chloe sees Dale bringing up an unconscious Allison to the boat and screams out in terror. Tucker yells out to the cultures. We got your friend Taking this as a menacing threat. The students run away, which confuses the two hillbillies, and they decided to take her back to the cabin till morning that's so funny.
Speaker 2:They just yeah, she's pulling her lifeless body.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like there's so much. All you had to do is not immediately run and scream. All you had to be like what is this? And be like oh, she fell and hit her head.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, we'll come get her we're like hey, your friend's in trouble, she just hit her head, yeah I don't know, it's like anything, but we have your friend so then we meet back up with Chad, who's drunk, back at the campsite throwing his axe at a tree.
Speaker 1:friends, soon as they tell Chad they saw the two hillbillies take Allison, he picks up his axe and runs to the shore, but it's too late. The two hillbillies carry the girl off into the fog. Next morning, allison wakes up with a bandage wrapped around her head, dazed and confused upon looking inside the cabin.
Speaker 2:Do you think Chad had been waiting his whole life for this moment to kill someone with an?
Speaker 1:axe. I think he came out to kill a hillbilly, no matter whether they're bad or good, he was going to kill somebody on this trip.
Speaker 2:This was his vacation to murder.
Speaker 1:That's a hell of a vacation, Right because why else would he have came there? He was just going to walk into the woods so he found a hillbilly guy and then just murder him. I think that seemed like his only intent to be in this area.
Speaker 2:He wanted to kill something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so she spots bones and a mean looking one eyed dog across the room. Dale then comes in, which terrifies the young girl because of the shadows all over him.
Speaker 1:He thinks it's about pancakes? Yeah, and panics. The shy hillbilly who only came to give her pancakes, assumed she didn't like pancakes and he goes back to make something else. I should have known you didn't like pancakes. And he goes back to make something out. I should have known you didn't like pancakes, yeah. So meanwhile, the college students are discussing what they thought about. They thought they saw, when Allison was being carried away with Chuck saying that it looked like one of them was eating her face Obviously a misinterpretation of CPR Mouth to mouth. It's like that's just man, you just immediately go there. It's like that's just man, you just immediately go there. It's like I'm not even like that class. I'd be like well, they're probably not eating their face.
Speaker 2:I would have swam after. They're ready to believe just about anything at this point.
Speaker 1:Does West Virginia have alliators? No, they don't. I was just curious because it kind of looks like a swampy land, almost more than just like a lake, just in the areas that they were. I was like it's good look. Actually, I guess it was just because it looked like a creepy area to be in.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Like the shallow end of a lake or something.
Speaker 1:I still wouldn't trust it. There's still something biting me in there. It's probably snakes. Yeah, it's like meth up fish.
Speaker 2:Lots of things to be afraid of out there. So naomi then suggests calling the police which chad disagrees with.
Speaker 1:Seeing he's fucking smashing her phone. Yeah, fuck you, chad. Yeah, seeing a chance to fight evil without any rules or regulations remarking, it's just us against them. Chuck volunteers to take his father's truck to find help, which chad is put off by but says he can and leaves if he wants. Chuck runs off, much to to Chloe's dismay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she should have been like take me with you. Yeah, I'd be like.
Speaker 1:I'll go with you, just in case you need me.
Speaker 2:Yes everyone else will too. Yeah, do we ever see him again.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, he comes back with a car.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's right, that's good.
Speaker 1:And they're kind of doing all this while just it's the next day at this point and they're out looking for, and then Jason just like turns his head oh hey, there's the cabin. I'm like y'all didn't see that. So, yeah, jason spots the cabin around the corner and alerts his friends. They all fear approaching the cabin. So, say for Mitchell, who claims that they may not be psycho killers. Chloe then suggests he should walk up and knock on the door when Mitchell snarks but reveals he is also afraid. Back in the cabin, though, del returns with eggs and bacon and gives it to Allison to talk for a while, because she eventually is like oh, this guy's a softie. In which Del says the cabin is Tucker's new vacation home, introduces himself and the mean one-eyed dog named jengers, who is actually sweet and tender, oh, big marshmallow, oh. And then I also love, because this is when he reveals that he's uh, um, tries to tell him who their name is, and it's like I'm, uh, I'm tail I'm tail, I'm tucker.
Speaker 1:I'm ducker, so good, um, uh, yeah. So he tells her she hit her head after she slipped into the lake and Tucker and Dale rescued her from drowning. He then says her friends ran off, which takes, which he takes it as an immediate reaction to a sudden crisis and hopes he'll return to pick her up. Throughout their conversation, dale shows his anxiety from talking to a high-class woman and attempts to clean up the place. Allison asks if there's anything fun to do in the meantime, which Dale suggests a board game called Trivia. Hell yeah.
Speaker 2:I love Trivial Pursuit. You know I'm real bad at it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because when they first got there he was like oh my God, they have my favorite board game. Yeah, I love Trivia games. I hate them.
Speaker 2:I'm so bad at them. I know I love them too. Like I really hate when you go to like an Airbnb or something. Like we went to this cabin in Georgia, yeah, and they had a bunch of board games but they're all like it was like Monopoly, but for the town I hate those. Yes, and they didn't even have all the pieces.
Speaker 1:Me too. Like where we live, we also have board games or Monopoly versions of our towns. And it's like yeah, I don't like our towns Give a fuck about that? Who cares? It's just all churches. Though I do like movie and TV themed ones. That's cool, I've never seen those, me and my friend Richard, we used to have a Marvel board game oh sweet, or a. Marvel Monopoly. It's really cool.
Speaker 2:What was Boardwalk?
Speaker 1:Well, so it had like stickers, so you could change up where you wanted all the locations to be, depending on like which characters you like the most, and stuff like that. That's bullshit. Yeah, it was really cool and you're bullshit. So we're back to the college students. Chad, mitchell, mike and Todd play rock paper scissors to send one of their own to the cabin to investigate. Mitchell loses. He fearfully approaches the cabin.
Speaker 2:They've already done three out of five rock paper scissors.
Speaker 1:He's like let's do four out of seven, five out of seven, five out of seven, yeah. So then we see Tucker, who's preparing a chainsaw to cut through some wood. He looks up and spots Dale and Allison playing a board game and having fun, which he enviously claims, damn Romeo. He begins cutting through the wood not knowing a beehive is hiding within, which he accidentally cuts through. This is so awesome. Then the bees swarm him, which prompts him to swing his chainsaw madly and run from them.
Speaker 2:What do you think he's trying to do? Is he trying to get the smoke to get him away?
Speaker 1:He's just flinging his arms as much as he can. Just drop the chainsaw. Man, he's not good with equipment. But it's so good because it's exactly like Texas Chainsaw Massacre. When he comes running out with his chainsaw he's like and he's just swinging it around. At the end it's just like that. It's so good. Mitchell spots this and mistakes this as being an attack. He yells at his friends to run before running off into the woods himself with Tucker following.
Speaker 1:The two run deep until both turn to briefly look at each other before Mitchell runs straight into a large tree branch, because they both are looking at each other like what are you doing? And then he runs straight into the tree branch which impels him through his gut.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think he just realized. Oh, but he's not trying to kill.
Speaker 1:Yeah Well, so Tucker continues running away from the bees and Mitchell, who is now dying, sees a bee land on his head. And I love this part because at first he's like what and he's like oh and then dies. And it's like fuck. If he only lived like 10 or 20 more minutes, he could have explained everything.
Speaker 2:I was kind of hoping the bee would sting him on the nose. Yeah, just like get him, you should have brought some books, bray Ow, yeah.
Speaker 1:So meanwhile, allison and Dale continue their game of Trivia Up, where Dale reveals that he has a weird brain in which he's he's extremely dumb, but can't remember everything you can remember everything he's ever heard he's extremely dumb but can't remember it, but can remember everything. He hears jesus christ that's one of the.
Speaker 2:I think one of the biggest signs of intelligence is um having a great memory. You remember that game they were playing in that um, that movie, with all the really genius kids sitting around. They, they're just naming off names.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, asteroid City. Yes, asteroid City, and they're just able to just name off everybody and then remember all the names before.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah. So Allison remarks that he isn't dumb and that makes him quite brilliant, telling him there is a difference between education and intellect.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I had a lot of education but very little yeah.
Speaker 1:So she tells Del that she plans on getting a bachelor degree in psychology. She admits that it's dumb dream, but Del professes that dreams aren't dumb and supports her. Tucker then comes in swollen face and angry.
Speaker 1:Looks like shit. I had Del for not helping him. He goes to the cooler to wash his face off for the beer. Apparently, that was Alan Tudyk's idea to do that. As Del goes to take out the stingers, he tells Allison that he saw her friend out there running away, which he assumed must be because he is allergic to bees, allison tries to go out there to find him, but Del tells her to rest and they both both Tucker and himself, will find him. Should have just let her go out, man.
Speaker 2:He's just trying to be a gentleman.
Speaker 1:So much, and he doesn't want her to, like, fall and hit her head Because later that becomes a bitch.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I feel like if they would have seen her, they'd kind of been like, oh she's fine, yeah she's fine, ok, maybe we can talk about it now. But they don't know that there was a suicide pact.
Speaker 1:Yeah. So the college students find Mitchell's body hanging from the branch and see it as a warning from the hillbillies to stay out of the woods and they let them know. Yeah Well, not quite yet.
Speaker 2:So this provokes.
Speaker 1:Chad even further into insanity by breaking Chloe's phone and throwing his axe, which nearly hits Jason. He's like what the fuck dude Right by his face.
Speaker 2:He's like stop this guy's dangerous.
Speaker 1:Then they hear Tucker and Dale approaching and hide behind a tree. They listen on in the conversation of Dale beating and killing Allison at trivia up and mistaken as them torturing her friend so good. Tucker then calls out hey college kids. Which terrifies them. He repeatedly calls them out louder until the two decides to leave them a message with chad zacks in case they return telling graves, a message saying we got your friend what makes you think they're gonna see that? Though I know it's like nobody would probably walk by, unless they're watching.
Speaker 1:You do it, I guess, and this whole time, like they're just standing next to mitchell's body without ever noticing no, they don't really, they're not really panicking it much yeah, well, they so tucker and dale at this point, don't know that the body's there, right?
Speaker 2:but the kids, even the, the kids are like yeah, you figured they would have come out and like attacked at this point right, or just cry and yell or something, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Be like please don't kill us. So at the cabin, Tucker is chipping away wood via the wood chipper, while Del digs a hole for the house.
Speaker 2:By the way, the way he's using this wood chipper, it scares the shit out of me Because he gets like a running start with a piece of wood before he throws it in.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's not how you're supposed to do that.
Speaker 2:This is a perfect way to get yourself thrown in there on accident.
Speaker 1:You're just supposed to toss it in and let it take it.
Speaker 2:Or just like slowly push it in, you know like, just like yeah.
Speaker 1:It's like ugh Wood chippers have the best death though they really do Anytime there's a wood chipper death. It's like hell. Yes, this is hilarious. So then we see Del digging a hole for the outhouse. Allison, who has refashioned Del's clothes to fit her, approaches him and volunteers to help out, which Del refuses but is surprised to see the high-class college girl able to dig an outhouse hole. What is he? What's like the? The little dialogue they have where he's like it's an ass out hole, or something like he like keeps saying the wrong thing.
Speaker 2:He doesn't want to. He doesn't want to sound, I guess, crass yeah, but like he's just can't find the words.
Speaker 1:Yeah so she confesses she grew up on a farm and had to work there. The college students, um, oh yeah, and I love this. He's like whoa, she can sling something. No way, because I mean, she's using a pickaxe and it's like whoa. I can't believe she can do this. I'm like anybody can just swing something over their head.
Speaker 2:It's not that hard, it's not that impressive, but she's willing to, which is impressive, I guess.
Speaker 1:Dig the poop hole as much as they are it's like I guess that's kind of the good thing about the movie as much as, like all the college students are judging them like tucker and dell are just as judgmental towards, like high class people, it's just a movie about classism. It's so fun so um so yeah. The college students return, hiding behind some bushes, and see allison digging away at a hole while dell watches in amazement.
Speaker 2:They quickly assume she's digging her own grave. Maybe there aren't any women in West Virginia.
Speaker 1:There might not be at this point. We haven't seen any On Black Mountain. Todd holds his spear, Chad readies his axe and Mike prepares his pocket knife, and they split up into three groups, with Mike, Chloe and Naomi going after Tucker, Todd going after Del, and Chad and Jason remain where they are. Once they all get into position, Chad makes his call to charge, which catches Dale's attention and sees Chloe and Naomi from a distance. He calls out to them. As Allison hears Todd charging at Dale, with a mixed spirit, she calls out Dale's name, which makes him turn to see Todd before accidentally knocking Allison out with his shovel and slipping into the outhouse hole next to unconscious Alice.
Speaker 2:Todd then trips on a branch flings his spear next to Dale and impales himself by falling on it.
Speaker 1:God dude, what Look? It's like a Rube Goldberg contraption.
Speaker 2:Just kills you. And then, as this is occurring, mike sinks behind Tucker, who is Goldberg, yeah, goldberg.
Speaker 1:Contraption. Yeah, just kills you. Yeah, there's yeah. And then, as this is occurring, mike sinks behind Tucker, who is casually throwing wood into the wood chipper, and takes out his pocket knife. He flings forward preparing to stab him, but timed it wrong. Then Tucker bent down to pick up another log and falling headfirst into the wood chipper, he grabs his legs. Yeah, and he panics there. He grabs his legs. Yeah, and he panics. There's blood splurting everywhere all over Chloe.
Speaker 2:Are you okay? What are you doing?
Speaker 1:He grabs hold of the legs and tries to pull Mike out, in no avail. The machine shuts down and Brian Tucker annually asks.
Speaker 2:Are you?
Speaker 1:okay, before frustratingly kicking the machine. And of course you get a visual from, I think, chad's perspective or something where you just see him holding the legs.
Speaker 1:So it looks like he's shoving him in instead of pulling him out. So Dale, covered in Todd's bloods, run into the cabin with an uncautious Allison and panics at what they just saw. Tucker follows, covered in Mike's blood. The two panic and contemplate the college student must be some sort of psychotic suicide pact and runs around the woods killing themselves. I put down the dialogue. Tucker, all right, I know what this is. Dale. What tucker? This is a suicide pact. Dale, it's what tucker. These kids are coming out here killing themselves all over the woods. Dale, my god, that makes so much.
Speaker 2:Dale says something right after. That's also just as ridiculous, but Tucker's like no way.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh yeah, I don't remember it didn't have in the quote. Yeah, so they hide all the sharp objects. He's like we have to hide our sharp objects in hopes of avoiding any more needless deaths. Still suggest calling the cops, but Tucker claims it will only bring more trouble as it can label them as the two killers, adding that only a moron would believe college kids are killing themselves in their property. Tucker then suggests hiding the bodies. I got the quote, tucker. What am I supposed to say? Dale, oh, hidey-ho officer, we've had a doozy of a day. They're reminding our own business, just doing chores around the house when kids started killing themselves all over my property it was just what they say isn't it?
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's why I had to make sure I put that, because in a second I'm about to say it all over again. So the college kids regroup, with Chloe desperately trying to light a cigarette while covered in.
Speaker 1:Mike's blood and Nomi asking why didn't they go for help before, all the while Chad is casually sharpening his axe? Jeez, chad. They all agree to go get help, except for Chad, who wants to continue his survival game. He remarks that it's us against them and says that they must destroy evil in order to live and anyone who tries to run deserves to die, which disgusts Jason. Yeah, man.
Speaker 2:I'd leave.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm like all right so there's psychopath hillbillies, there's a psychopath rat boy. I'm out of here.
Speaker 2:I'm walking to the road and isn't naomi, like sure of the other girls, like we should walk? She's like 40 miles.
Speaker 1:You shouldn't have worn your hicker your hooker shoes, h shoes. So suddenly they hear sirens from a distance. Chuck is inside the passenger seat of a cop car the same one that pulled Tucker and Dell over and breaks upon seeing Chloe approach them. Naomi, chloe and Jason hurry into the back, with Chad cursing at them from afar and running off on his own. It's like you pussies.
Speaker 2:And why is she wearing those heels in the woods anyway?
Speaker 1:I don't know what is wrong with these people. I don't know. They're just your classic. Well, you know, you have to have your archetypes. Yeah, got the dumb blonde or the whore. Yeah, you have your virgin, which is allison. I'm not sure which one's supposed to be like the goofy one, the fool, yeah and they all have to die, except for the origin for allison and tucker and dell. Speaking of them, tucker and dell, in the meantime, try to get mike's lower half out of the wood chipper, which?
Speaker 1:makes dell very queasy. They successfully take it out and drag it, only to see a cop's car stop in front of them. The sheriff tells the kids to stay in the car while he goes and takes care of business. He then begins to interrogate the two hillbillies, with Tucker doing most of the talking. Without a proper excuse, tucker merely comes out with the truth that the college kids are psychos. Tucker, unsure of what to say to the sheriff. Oh, hidey-ho, officer, we've had a doozy of a day.
Speaker 1:There we were minding our own around the house when kids started killing themselves all over my property.
Speaker 2:The cops are like. You must think I'm an idiot, yeah.
Speaker 1:And then Dale, who's afraid, begins to blabber out that Allison, who's inside their bedroom unconscious in their cabin can tell him, which frustrates Tucker and makes their sheriff that much more suspicious.
Speaker 1:You've got one in the house, yeah. The two lead him into the cabin, which makes the college kids panic. Inside the sheriff investigates Allison's conditions and says she's not brain dead and will recover, then tells the two that he warned them about the woods and told them to stay away. The sheriff confesses that the two could be taken in for involuntary manslaughter if they are lucky. As if he is saying this. As he is saying this, he leans on the weak wooden pillar which Tucker and Dale both warn him about. But it's too late and the beams come flying down. Nailed board implies the sheriff through the head, impales the sheriff through the head and then like he's walking out and the sheriff steps outside Tucker and Dale they're like oh, he's going to be fine, he's going to be fine, he's just going to walk it off. He's good, he's just gonna walk it off. He's good, he's just gonna walk it off. And then he goes to the car and he's trying to radio for help and then falls over dead.
Speaker 2:It's like damn dude, what a situation.
Speaker 1:And then Del and Tucker argue over fixing that beam, while Naomi, chloe and Jason panic from the back of the back as they locked inside the cop car Chuck from the passenger seat spots, the sheriff's gun runs outside to shoot the two hillbillies. Seeing that, the gun isn't firing, Dale in panic suggests that the safety might still be on and Chuck stupidly turns the gun around for the safety shooting himself in the head, shooting himself in the head tucker's like the safety's off seriously.
Speaker 1:Oh man, um. But tucker yells at the kids to be more careful as jack comes in from behind, picks up the gun and starts shooting at them. Dell and tucker run inside and lay on the ground in order of avoid the gunshots he was rolling around. Yeah, and then Tucker blames Dale for the situation they're in, and Dale responds by saying that they shouldn't have gone fishing, which he confesses to hate.
Speaker 2:And then it hurts his feelings, it's like I'm sorry to hurt your feelings.
Speaker 1:Well, it did. They're just big softies.
Speaker 2:I kind of feel the same way, Dale.
Speaker 1:I don't really like fishing either. Yeah it just it's fun to do, I mean it might be fun if I like went out and did it, but I have no interest ever, I just feel bad for the fish that get hooks in their mouths and then you throw them back in.
Speaker 2:He's like, oh shit, now I have a hole in my mouth yeah, fish are so dumb, they just don't know, I guess I think like as soon as you put them in the water, they're like okay, that was weird I don't know like, but you know, lobsters are pretty smart yeah, but lobsters live forever.
Speaker 1:They have so much time to learn they're wise. Yeah, it's like they finally get like a kindergarten level education after like a hundred years their little lobster degrees I'm finally smart enough.
Speaker 1:So more shots are fired until they hear a dog bark outside. Tucker asks where jinger is, which makes dale panic. Crawl towards the window and see that chad is holding the dog hostage, with the other three now freed from the car. Watching tucker then comes up with a plan to have dale use the nail gun to create a distraction while tucker himself goes outside to free jager I thought for a second that dale was just.
Speaker 2:His eyes are going to go red and you hear the music that yeah, oh, yeah, like in Kill Bill. Just goes hang on. He's like, oh, you're going to make me real bad yeah. Hell yeah, man, we should do this.
Speaker 1:Love Kill Bill. Yeah, so the two make their move. As Dale shoots the no-gun close to the college kids, tucker runs out from behind and uses camouflage to reach Janger as in like a tiny twig. As both Dale and Chad shoot at each other, tucker successfully reaches Janger. As Chad runs out of bullets and threatens Dale's dog, tucker frees Janger and is caught by the ignorant college kids. Hey guys, nice day for a walk, huh.
Speaker 2:Nice day for a run, he just takes off. He covers himself in dirt, yeah, but he gets found immediately.
Speaker 1:I was like man, this is going to be like a predator situation. So Tucker runs into the woods in fear and, chased by the kids, he hides behind a log, much like the woman in the Memorial Day Massacre, and attempts to camouflage. It works until Chad spots him and knocks him out with a punch. Hmm, Chad doing exactly what the hillbillies did. I wonder what that means. So moments later, Tucker wakes up to see himself dangling upside down from a tree. He remarks to them what the hell is wrong with you kids.
Speaker 1:Which provokes Chad, who tells Jason to hold him steady and says that Tucker is pure evil. I got some beer, you can have it. And then Chad proceeds to chop off his fingers for the fallen friends.
Speaker 2:He's like oh you prick yeah.
Speaker 1:And then one of my favorite lines is actually coming up. So, back in the cabin, Allison wakes up to see Del wiping her head and covered in blood. She asks what happened and Del cannot seem to tell her, crying in shock and anxiety. She comforts him and calms him down.
Speaker 2:She's like on the verge of passing out again.
Speaker 1:She's trying to console him. Del then asks if her friends are crazy, before telling her that they've been killing themselves then tried to kill.
Speaker 1:Tucker and himself before trying to kill his dog Del. Do some of your friends take medication, allison? Why Del? Because I think they forgot to take it. Then she remembers Todd running at them with a spear and begins to look confused. Del says that her friends seem to enjoy killing and panics. When the door starts banging, she tries to calm him down by saying that her friends would never hurt anybody, and then hear Chad screams die he'll be like come outside.
Speaker 1:She goes out to check Dale's, like don't, it's crazy out there. And then she sees the corpse of the sheriff and her friends in his repulse. She's like what the fuck happened when I was getting knocked out Because everything was fine?
Speaker 1:And she gets knocked out and it's a massacre she looks down to see a bloodied cloth on the doorstep. Allison comes back in and dale recognizes the cloth that belonged to tucker's shirt. They unwrap it to see two bloody fingers and a note. But what I love is like that's tucker's bowling fingers, that's the middle two right yeah, they're just like I don't know why I think that's so funny that's how he looked at it, those bowling fingers oh yeah, man, they can't go bowling.
Speaker 1:They'll never be able to bowl now until his fingers golly, because I know his fingers get stitched together. But I mean, like, can you even do anything with them still?
Speaker 2:will they eventually heal? I think bowling's gonna be out of the picture for a while. It's like I can see him going bowling a little too early. The fingers come off?
Speaker 1:That'd be great. And we see that the note says now we got your friend, Try and get him back. Such a douche.
Speaker 2:I had my own bowling ball at one point.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah.
Speaker 2:We went to Logan's Roadhouse and I brought it with me Because we were going to go bowling afterwards. I was like, yeah, it was, you get a discount if you bring a bowling ball. No, but they had peanuts all over the floor, which is just wild. That that was ever a thing, but I think it still is. Yeah, it's insane to me, like all the whole some, but like my cousin was there and he stuffed a bunch of peanut shells into my bowl, the holes in my bowling ball, so I couldn't use it anymore I don't know, because I wasn't watching it for like a second what an asshole.
Speaker 1:Oh, he was little. He was little. Oh, okay, I thought he was like dude. I'd be so pissed off I thought you were going to be like. Then I greased up the ball with all the greasy food and it was an amazing bowler Covered it in peanut oil, musters up his courage and decides to go out and save Tucker.
Speaker 1:He grabs a machete and prepares to walk out. Allison tries to stop him, saying they shouldn't instigate things, and defends her friends by saying that they must have been trying to protect her. Then Dale gets offended and asks why he would think such things. Allison confesses it was because he is a hillbilly and both her and her friends misjudged him. Dale seems to accept this and depresses him. Before he departs he asks Allison to tell her friends he is harmless and never wanted to hurt anybody, because this is where we get one of the lines it's like should have known A guy like me.
Speaker 2:Talk to a girl like you. Someone would end up dead.
Speaker 1:It's like damn Dale, because I love it. Later you see him just kind of dressed up normally and it's like, yeah, you just look like a guy from Tennessee.
Speaker 2:Just look like a guy from Tennessee.
Speaker 1:Just look like a country guy from Tennessee, yeah, like you've been fixing up an old house.
Speaker 1:You look completely normal in just regular clothes. So Dale goes out into the woods, calling out Tucker's name and holding his machete. He comes across puddles of blood in Tucker's hat and sees the corpse of Mitchell still dangling from the ranch. See, this is the first time he's seen it. Oh shit, shaken. Dale presses onward and he hears Tucker respond to his call. He sees Tucker dangling upside down and approaches him as he's walking. Tucker tells him it's a trap and Dale accidentally sets it off. Thankfully he stood still and the makeshift spear only cut through his pants leg. He's like thank God I'm not hung like a bear. What Do bears have? I don't know.
Speaker 2:I think that's what he said. It's either that or a horse. Okay.
Speaker 1:He cuts, sucker down and falls headfirst on the ground and comments that their vacation sucks. And then night comes and Chad and Nomi sneak into the cabin looking for Allison. They creep in and see she's standing in the bedroom and whispers to her. When they are notified that nobody else is home, they calm down and speak normally. Chad asks her what they did to her, but she replies that she is perfectly fine and all this has been a huge misunderstanding. Chad, of course, is aggro and ignoring all this and proceeds to burn the cabin down. He just starts throwing gas everywhere. Allison's like stop, this is their vacation home. Chad becomes enraged and tries to persuade Allison that Tucker and Dale are evil men and that he's trying to save her. She retorts saying that they saved her life. Then, fucking. Naomi makes a comment that Allison's developed Stockholm Syndrome, which angers Chad, like she has not been with them long enough to have Stockholm Syndrome.
Speaker 2:I don't know man.
Speaker 1:Like that takes like a week.
Speaker 2:I guess it would take a couple hours. For Stockholm Syndrome, I don't know man, that takes like a week. I guess it would take a couple hours For Stockholm.
Speaker 1:I don't know. Maybe I would think it'd at least be like a week or something, because you'd be scared for most of it.
Speaker 2:Because remember when, during the Olympics, when they held all those people hostage? Yeah the Munich, yeah Munich. I think several of those, or maybe just one of those people had Stockholm Central.
Speaker 1:But how long were they? That was like a couple weeks. Oh, they were, I think. So that was a long time. I thought it was just like a day. I thought. I can't remember. We'll have to re-watch steven spielberg's munich.
Speaker 2:That's what it's about. It's sweet, angry jews crazy crazy uh sex scene. What the fuck I don't remember the sex scene at all.
Speaker 1:He's there, you should just look it up, it's like. It's like what are we doing here? It's because he's got like ptsd and like why he's having sex. He's like starting to have ptsd. He's like sweating like crazy and having memories of everything that happened and they never really cut to the girl that he's under, he's over and I'm like I bet she's like terrified wiping the sweat off her face Like what the fuck is going on.
Speaker 1:This is totally unenjoyable. This is dripping off of him, unless she's just got her eyes closed, I don't know. So he questions Allison on whether if she has truly fallen in love with Dale. It's like are you hillbilly now? You haven't gone hillbilly on me, have you? What are we talking about? He lunges at her with his axe until Tucker and Del rush in to save her. They both prepare to lunge at each other with their weapons until Allison comes between them and says and sways them both to calm down, sit and drink tea, which Tucker makes a sarcastic remark that he'll bring out finger sandwiches. She sits, chad, on one end of the table and Del on the other, and begins serving them tea. Chad asks if it's chamomile tea and says that he cannot drink it as it will harm his asthma. She says it's Earl Grey. After serving tea, she begins the therapy session. She will allow both sides to tell the stories of the sides of the story and to consider their perspective. Chad complies and begins way back before he was born. She's like you don't have to go that far.
Speaker 1:20 years ago, to the Memorial Day Massacre, we learn his parents were among the party partying college kids who were killed by the two hillbillies. His mother revealed to be the blonde woman who ran away into the woods, only to be caught by one of them. She was a lone survivor of the massacre. She was brought back to the camp where she lied next to her lover, chad's father, who didn't know she was pregnant with chad, and reached for a knife in the toolbox next to her. With it, she tried freeing him with. One of the hillbillies tried grabbing her. She stabbed him in the leg and escaped. This caused the hillbillies to throw chad's father into the incinerator and watched him burn to death.
Speaker 1:The woman eventually birthed chad and had to be institutionalized Institutionalized Afterwards he heard the story from his grandmother. God that sucks as the flashback ends and Chad explains why he holds a deep hatred for hillbillies. Dale defends himself and Tucker's by saying they were much too young to be a part of an event and says that he's harmless, saying he can't even hurt a fish. Tucker's like yeah, he really can't. That's why, oh, nevermind, nope, and I love that. This is kind of like I don't know if you, it's almost kind of like a Rashomon type of story. So there, I can't remember his first name Kurosawa, who's like this, really good, like Japanese director, like way back in in the day, like 50s and 60s and stuff like that, Akira Kurosawa, I believe. It's a movie where, so you have like three perspectives and each one tells their perspective and you're like, well, which one's the correct one?
Speaker 1:You had it from one guy's perspective, another guy's perspective and then a girl's perspective, and so this is kind of like this to an extent, because we see what happened and then we get like a different kind of version of like a little bit more information, and then we'll eventually learn what really happened. Yeah, they do this in the last jedi as well oh with like the whole um.
Speaker 1:You have luke's perspective on what he was doing with kylo ren. Then you have kylo ren's perspective where he's like I'm about to be killed. And then it's like, oh, which one was the correct one? You know they're both wrong. I didn't watch that again.
Speaker 2:I don't remember much about that movie. That movie fucking rolls.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry we just lost subscribers outside. Jason and Chloe sneak around the window claiming that if Chad and Nomi had not returned in 15 minutes, the two of them would charge in and they're like oh, they're just sitting around drinking tea, they must be trapped and can't escape. Yeah, it's like no dude.
Speaker 2:Maybe just like walk in like hey, what's going on Allison brought their jump to conclusions.
Speaker 1:Yes, exactly. Allison asked how both of them feel after telling the story. Del admits he feels better. He's like you know what I? I feel better. Um, suddenly jason barges in with the weed whacker and charges towards tucker, who narrowly dodges the spinning blade. Jason accidentally strikes noemi's face and begins mutilating her. Chad throws the table forward onto dell and tries hacking him with an axe, only to be punched by Tucker. Chad grabs a lit lamp, throws it at the two but misses and accidentally hits Jason's leg.
Speaker 2:And then he throws moonshine on him.
Speaker 1:Yeah and then he catches on fire and begins to panic, with Tucker and Del advising him to stop drop and roll. Chloe grabs a jar and tries to douse the fire, only to ignite Jason even further, because it's moonshine this is like pure ethanol yeah. He flings himself around madly and finally falls over burning to death, igniting the gasoline. Chad was pouring moments earlier.
Speaker 2:I'm like, oh, it stinks.
Speaker 1:Did you ever watch Community the?
Speaker 2:TV show? No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1:There's an episode and I can't remember what it's called, but it's almost like different. So they're sitting around a table and someone has to go get some pizza and they roll a dice to see who's gonna go get it. And we see what happens from every perspective on who has to go get it, like because, like, there's such a like nobody.
Speaker 1:Diverse group of people and if one person leaves, like the whole, like group dynamic kind of changes and like so, usually something bad happens every time. And then when troy, who's childish gambino? Or donald glover ever how you know him he goes and just absolute chaos goes on people are catching on fire, someone gets shot and he comes in and it's hilarious and then, ultimately, whenever, like the uh jeff goes like everybody's happy and having a good time and it's like, oh, so if the douche?
Speaker 1:bag stays. Everything crazy goes wrong, but no like that scene. This scene just reminds me of that if you're a community fan. Let us know I would like to be. You should watch it, it's so good sounds good, it just gets like wild it just goes insane. Um shot wild. It just goes insane. Shocked, Chloe lights a cigarette next to the piles of gasoline cans. And I believe it was either Del or Tucker. It's like I should have moved.
Speaker 2:I meant to move those.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like, why is that in your house? Tucker, del and Allison make a run for it, followed by Chad, but is held by Naomi who's begging for his help. The cabin explodes as the three narrowly make it out, killing Jason, chloe and Chad. And Naomi, tucker and Dale stare shocked at their vacation home, incinerating, and Allison states that she's a terrible therapist, which Dale disagrees with. No, she's pretty good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, it was all going well until you know some lunatics came running in with a weed whacker or weed eater. And just all going well until you know, some lunatics came running in with a weed whacker or weed eater. And just as things calm down, chad emerges, half of his body burn. The three run to the pickup truck and try to start the truck. As chad slowly limps through them axe in hand, they finally get it started and drive away.
Speaker 1:As dale mocks the college kids, he loses focus and drives into a tree. It's like, why just run? So dale wakes up with jenger looking him and sees that allison is missing and tucker lying beside a tree bleeding heavily. He approached, is his friend and tries to help him. He tells dell that chad took allison away to go after her and to go after her, much to dell's dismay, he admits to him that he is always better at everything and he sees the way allison and dell look at each other proclaiming their friendship. Dale promises to return for Tucker and runs off with Janger, who can lead him to Allison. It's a really sweet moment.
Speaker 2:I know it really is. It gives Dale a lot of courage.
Speaker 1:I was watching this kind of high and I was like am I gonna?
Speaker 1:am I do? I feel like I might start tearing up. I'm like what the fuck is happening here? So come sunrise, dale and Janger reach an abandoned lumber mill. He leaves behind Janger and presses on alone.
Speaker 1:Chad tied Allison up to a log next to a saw. Like a Bond villain, like a Dr Evil. He says that she turned hillbilly on him and if she begs and apologizes he will let her go and kisses her. Feeling that the kiss wasn't right, he decides to give her a second shot and licks her face. He hears banging from outside and smiles. Outside, dale breaks open the tool shed and straps himself up in various weapons. He clips himself with a welder's mask and a chainsaw before charging in, charging in. Allison immediately screams it's like I was just trying to look intimidating. He's like did I? I'm like, yeah. Using a knife he attempts to cut the ropes while Chad starts the intercom and begins making threats to Dale and Allison. The machine starts in the log. Allison is tied, slowly, begins to saw it vertically in half. Dale continues to struggle with the ropes until Chad appears and attacks Dale.
Speaker 2:I feel like they should have one of those signs on this machine that has like shows you what not to do, just in picture form, like with person tied down, you know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, also maybe make the controls a little closer to the actual saw. So just in case, like why would it be all the way on the?
Speaker 2:other side, in a different room. You could shut it down immediately.
Speaker 1:It's like all right, solve this uh tree, let me walk all the way upstairs. Are we just button?
Speaker 2:are we just spoiled from using machines that have, like emergency shut off buttons everywhere?
Speaker 1:yeah, maybe I guess. So I mean I did. I do got to remember this is like a 30 year old has ever been to this lumberyard yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:Um, and then? So dale and chad are fighting and all of a sudden he throws his, dale throws his axe at him, or no? Chad throws his axe but misses. The two fight each other, chad with a metal pipe and Dale with a chainsaw. Chad gains the upper hand until Dale stabs him in the leg with a knife strapped to his boot and elbows him in the stomach, reaches forward, grabs the axe and, with a lucky throw, cuts Allison's ropes loose.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fucking right, hell yeah man, yeah right, he's on.
Speaker 1:With the girl away from danger. Chad and Del continue the fight. Del throws a chainsaw at him to keep him off balance. Allison and Del run upstairs and locks the door behind him. Del looks around for something to stab Chad with. While something catches Allison's eye. She luckily goes into a box and picks up the perfect file that has everything explained to her right here, I'm like wow, okay, that's lucky they keep it at the lumberyard.
Speaker 1:Allison calls out to Dale as he looks at a box of chamomile tea and shows him old newspaper. What is this log? It's sawmill. It's got files of murders and chamomile tea.
Speaker 2:Maybe the same people who own the cabin that they bought. I guess so, because he's like a murder junkie. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, why did they have Earl Grey tea at the cabin? It's so wild.
Speaker 2:Maybe they're British. Yeah, it's just so British. Maybe this is where the next movie is going.
Speaker 1:Maybe this is where the next movie is going. Well, I mean, shoot like they're. I mean, you know it's the true crime. Why true crime? I guess West Virginia is where all the European hillbillies went, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 2:Well, a lot of them came from Scotland. You know in the beginning.
Speaker 1:Oh, really A lot of the people who settled in.
Speaker 2:Appalachians. Oh, welcome to we Recommend History. Oh, welcome to we Recommend History.
Speaker 1:So the headline states that one of the killers of the Memorial Day Massacre was caught by some policemen, one of them happening to be the same sheriff back at the cabin. The killer bared a strong resemblance with Chad. It is revealed through the article that the survivor was tortured and raped before being freed. Sucks, yeah, so essentially it's just chad's. Chad's mom got raped in his now a hillbilly you're half hillbilly.
Speaker 1:Chad suddenly emerges so he emerges with a chainsaw, threatens the two. Dell is knocked to the ground and just says when chad prepared to the killing blow, dell shows him the newspaper article and says that he is to a hillbilly using this. Except this alice remarks that he is too a hillbilly. Except this Alistair marks that he is indeed half hillbilly. I like the idea that he hands him a newspaper article, looks at it. No, it's like you didn't read anything.
Speaker 1:Just read the headline Just as Chad is occupied with a newspaper article. Dale attempts to grab hold of the box of chem milk tea. Chad grows angry and proclaims that everything is a lie and lunges forward. Dale grabs some of the tea powder and flings it at Chad. His asthma begins to act up and Dale reveals that he won't be harmed, Just as Chad steps backwards through a window and falls to the ground.
Speaker 2:That's that door, but he just like launches himself out. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:It's like yeet, alice and Dale look down and see Chad presumably dead, and then night comes as the squadron of cops investigate the mill. The reporter and his cameraman appeared in the beginning of the film report a massive mass suicide of college students and a deranged killer that is responsible for it remains at large. Tucker watches this as he just recovers from a hospital, and then, uh dale comes in. He's all like clean cut now um a beer. Yeah, that's a, that's a friend tucker feels that he got his fingers back and one of them was a woman's finger.
Speaker 1:Who else lost the figure right?
Speaker 2:it's like, oh I think uh naomi or the other girl one of them, because I don't remember them.
Speaker 1:One of them it's the same nail polish. Yes, one of them had on it's hilarious like this. Look weird. I think it's a blonde, the blonde girl I think it was hers it's so. Oh yeah, I put it in my notes. It appears as though they got Chloe's finger with red painted nail and mistook it as took her and sewed it onto do you think a doctor would do that?
Speaker 2:do you think? He'd see that finger and be like well, we got two fingers and he needs two fingers.
Speaker 1:I mean might as well, right, I'd be like that's fine. I just have a really dain girly finger yeah, that'd be cool. Man looks way better than your other fingers. Yeah, it's like wow, this finger. It looks way like it's used lotion. Yeah, it gets manicured um, so then dale brings his friend a cold beer with a bendy straw, because it's his favorite, favorite sipping device yeah.
Speaker 1:And um, tucker's like, did you ever ask her out talking about alice? And he's like you know that I just, I just had the time wasn't right. He's like damn it dale. He's like, but did you ever ask her out Talking about Allison? He's like you know, I just, I just had the time wasn't right. He's like damn it Dale. He's like, but I'm going to actually going bowling with her right now. And then Tucker congratulates his friends overcoming his fear of women. You can overcome a killer. You can overcome your fear of women.
Speaker 2:I don't know, man, I don't know if I could.
Speaker 1:I mean, I'd be like I have a hell of an icebreaker. Are you ready to hear it? All these kids suicided themselves in my forest, so at the bowling Allison.
Speaker 2:Hey, my name's Dale. I didn't kill a bunch of kids.
Speaker 1:So at the bowling alley, allison proves to be a fantastic bowler, one of Dale's friends. That was funny BJ, who seeks advice on how to get women such as Allison to like him. He asked Dale for help. He gives him the same advice Tucker gave him a few days earlier.
Speaker 2:He directs BJ to go talk to one of the young women, he gives him way better advice. He says just be yourself, be yourself.
Speaker 1:As he leaves, allison and Dale are left by themselves. Dale gives Allison a gift a pink helmet that suits her accident prone nature. Because Dale gives Allison a gift a pink helmet that suits her accident prone nature. Because throughout the film they keep being like. This girl keeps bumping her head everywhere she goes, she keeps missing everything, yeah. And the two confesses love for each other before kissing and in the back BJ accidentally knocks out one of the women and he drags her away, it starts to carry her out.
Speaker 1:It's like they look at him and he's just like smiling should we help her? Nah, nah, it'd be fine and they continue kissing the end oh man, I love this so much.
Speaker 2:It's such a fun movie. A little longer than I remember it being, it was an hour and 28 minutes, but it just it felt like it was. I didn't remember it just being that long. I thought it was going to be over about 40 minutes before it was really felt like it was. I didn't remember just being that long. I thought it was going to be over about 40 minutes before it was really golly.
Speaker 1:That's a short film at that point, yeah a lot of stuff happens, yeah I mean, it is kind of like a jam-packed movie where it's like holy shit, dude, like it's constantly going, going, going, which is what I liked about it. Um, so we'll hop into our first cat, our first category the, the good, the bad, the ugly, the fine. It's where we talk about the good of the film, something we like, the bad, something we didn't. The ugly, something that didn't age Well. The fine, something that did age. Well, what you got for the good.
Speaker 2:I love Tucker.
Speaker 1:Dale's just friendship together.
Speaker 2:yeah, they're just so, so, uh, original and like um, what am I trying to say? Just some sensitive boys, yes, yeah, yeah, they're just sensitive old hillbillies, they're just themselves and that's great I love it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I got. Yeah, I put the two leads pretty much. They just they work so well together. They have great chemistry and I actually think allison, that actress, is really good she fit right in with the two whenever they were talking, she did a good job. All the actors are actually really good at doing what they're supposed to be doing.
Speaker 2:Chad is really good at being the most hated person.
Speaker 1:Yes, every time it came in I was like oh, fuck off dude yes, uh what do you got for the bad uh?
Speaker 2:hmm, I guess the some of the cgi was a little iffy.
Speaker 1:Like the stabbing through the throat, the flashback.
Speaker 2:Still, it was still cool. I don't really have anything that bad to say about it.
Speaker 1:Pretty much mine was actually a few spots of CGI. I didn't really have anything either. This is pretty good. What do you got for?
Speaker 2:something that didn't age. Well, I don't know, I don't think there's really any. I mean, I guess I don't know. You know, I don't think there's really any. I mean, I guess I don't know. It's a, what are you?
Speaker 1:So I put it's more of a filmmaking thing Indie movie, horror movie, comedy, color grading. It looks gross. The movie didn't have to look this way. Why does it have to look gray? It's something that they were doing in like like, from like 07 to like 2012, where it's like oh, we have to like make it look like gloomy and gray and it's like why? Yeah, because it's kind of a comedy this is a comedy and it's like it just kind of made the movie look a little more cheap than it had to be.
Speaker 1:It's like just have vibrant colors okay yeah, so that with their they're trying to make it look scary, but they didn't really have to, I guess, or just depending on, like what camera they had, and they're just like oh well, this the color grading would look better if it was kind of grayed down a little bit. I'm not sure, but is this? I thought the movie looked gross and I feel like it's just like it wasn't like super pleasant to look at would be my problem. Sure, I decided to put in the ugly because I just feel like a lot of movies around this time was doing this and it's like we don't have to make everything look so desaturated. Um, but yeah, that's my ugly.
Speaker 1:What do you got for something that aged well, uh, this, I put the concept like the concept is cool like the, anytime a movie is trying to uh put a spin on horror movies, I love it cabin in the woods. Yeah, it's like it maybe I'm gonna put as my double features like that. It's like. Anytime someone does that, it usually ends up pretty decent. Even if it's not a good movie, it's still like that's a good idea like you're saying, they should take more chances with Well, just like taking a spin on like the slasher flick.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay. Cabin in the Woods was one, there's another one, even like Broken Lizard Club Dread is kind of doing it Hell, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know, it's just always fun.
Speaker 1:Scream. You know like they're taking a play on the slasher. You know they're kind of, but it was a slasher, yeah, but you know they're kind of playing off the fact of the because you know they had their. They all know the slasher movies like the yes, the whole, like third act, is scored by the halloween soundtrack because they're watching halloween the whole time.
Speaker 2:Okay, and it's just like oh, these are all good ideas, very cool, and you know like with this you have the texas chains thing you know just a lot of callbacks to the movies, but putting their own spin on it All right.
Speaker 1:So we're going to go to our next category, double feature. It's a movie we recommend alongside this movie. What do you got?
Speaker 2:I was going to say Serenity. It's the movie about With Alan Tudyk, yeah, with.
Speaker 1:Alanfly sequel.
Speaker 2:The season. The show is very good. I loved it.
Speaker 1:They didn't give it another shot.
Speaker 2:The movie Serenity is pretty good too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was like they couldn't get a budget for like the show. They didn't want to like do a whole nother season of the show because it didn't get a lot of views, I guess.
Speaker 2:That's crazy to me.
Speaker 1:Didn't get good ratings but everybody loved it, that watched it. It was just like a cult hit and then eventually it gathered, you know, a fan base over time. They're like we're gonna do a movie, I guess, because we can't get a TV show, so we'll do a quick movie. Hell, yeah, I have not. It's a cool ass movie. I saw the first two episodes of Firefly and I never saw.
Speaker 2:It's good, it's got this um, I think the, the actor from one of the star wars movies, the, the guy that was the stormtrooper, you know the john poiega, I think so I think he might be in it.
Speaker 1:I don't know, he's maybe no. His first movie is attack the block oh, okay oh wait, I don't actually know when serenity came out, though he could be in it. Maybe it's someone else.
Speaker 2:It's probably someone else, but I don't know.
Speaker 1:This is a cool ass movie oh yeah, that was a 2005 film, so, yeah, he wouldn't be in it. Um, so I chose the film. You might be the killer. It's, uh, it's a film by well, I don't know brent simmons, whoever, but it has frank kranz, who's the guy that has, like the bong in cabin in the woods.
Speaker 2:He's kind of the stoner. It has all.
Speaker 1:Allison Hannigan. You know American Pie. Oh nice, how I Met your Mother the redhead. It's a movie about a camp counselor suffering from blackouts finds himself surrounded by a murder victim. He turns to his horror movie enthusiast friend for advice and to contend with the idea he may be the killer Because he keeps blacking out and then people keep dying around him. Oh, that sounds awesome. I remember watching it on, I think, syfy. No, I think I just watched it one day on Hulu and I remember it being kind of funny and good. So I'd say, give that a shot. I need to try to rewatch it and see if I still enjoy it.
Speaker 2:Those are two great comedic actors.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm. His friend Brandon Krenz was in more things. He's so funny in Cabin in the Woods. Oh, he's in the Village as well. Nice, oh. And he produced the movie called Mass, which is about like a school shooting. Oh shit. Yeah, he's in the Dark Tower. Okay, well, he did some stuff. I didn't watch the Dark.
Speaker 2:Tower.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I wanted to read the books.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I wanted to read the books. Yeah, I want to read the books apparently the dark tower.
Speaker 2:The show movie sucks. Yeah, the movie.
Speaker 1:I heard that as well and that's our conclusion of the film. So make sure you join us next week because we will be doing saw 2 except jason he won't be here.
Speaker 2:I have to go to a wedding. He's going on vacation ish it's not a vacation.
Speaker 1:It's a wedding it's a weddings.
Speaker 2:Why?
Speaker 1:do people have to have them? I don't know, just kidding. So make sure you join that. I'm going to try to get Devin and maybe Dakota on that one. Hopefully we'll see. So join us next week for Saw 2. It's our official kickoff of Halloween. Saw 2 synced, our synced. So yeah, and if you want to leave us some fan mail as in like maybe a scary story, something that happened to you ghosts, aliens, bigfoot, skinwalkers- whatever spooky season, so send us something.
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