Hey there, fellow adventurers of the audio airwaves! Grab your headphones and brace yourselves for a journey through the emotional jungle and the sandy shores of hilarity with your favorite crew. Ever found yourself face-to-face with an outburst at work or a rowdy Florida Joker? We've got the scoop on surviving the wild side of workplace drama, the art of the emotional purge, and staying afloat in team communication—all served with a side of the latest video game buzz, including a peek at the much-anticipated GTA VI trailer.
Strap on your waders because we're wading deep into Florida's eccentricities, from a video game that's as untamed as the Sunshine State itself to the thrill of python hunting — who knew you could trade snake for pizza? Lena Slim steers the ship through this whirlwind episode, as we recount tales that'll make you thank your lucky stars for desk jobs. We also get personal, revealing how a quirky side hustle selling foot pics can reshape relationships and self-image. Plus, remembrance of nostalgic gaming moments and a light-hearted debate on how '90s R&B truly compares to today's tunes will have you chuckling and grooving in equal measure.
To cap it off, we're talking life's unexpected turns and the justifications we craft when the job-quitting impulse strikes. Think of it like sitting around a campfire, trading wild tales of the most notorious Florida beaches, and learning to navigate the treacherous waters of office politics and personal boundaries. So, if you're craving a mix of intrigue, belly laughs, and permission to indulge your inner gaming geek, don't miss this ride—it's anything but typical!
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Hey there, fellow adventurers of the audio airwaves! Grab your headphones and brace yourselves for a journey through the emotional jungle and the sandy shores of hilarity with your favorite crew. Ever found yourself face-to-face with an outburst at work or a rowdy Florida Joker? We've got the scoop on surviving the wild side of workplace drama, the art of the emotional purge, and staying afloat in team communication—all served with a side of the latest video game buzz, including a peek at the much-anticipated GTA VI trailer.
Strap on your waders because we're wading deep into Florida's eccentricities, from a video game that's as untamed as the Sunshine State itself to the thrill of python hunting — who knew you could trade snake for pizza? Lena Slim steers the ship through this whirlwind episode, as we recount tales that'll make you thank your lucky stars for desk jobs. We also get personal, revealing how a quirky side hustle selling foot pics can reshape relationships and self-image. Plus, remembrance of nostalgic gaming moments and a light-hearted debate on how '90s R&B truly compares to today's tunes will have you chuckling and grooving in equal measure.
To cap it off, we're talking life's unexpected turns and the justifications we craft when the job-quitting impulse strikes. Think of it like sitting around a campfire, trading wild tales of the most notorious Florida beaches, and learning to navigate the treacherous waters of office politics and personal boundaries. So, if you're craving a mix of intrigue, belly laughs, and permission to indulge your inner gaming geek, don't miss this ride—it's anything but typical!
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The Florida Joker or the Miami Joker.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Florida Joker.
Speaker 1:They had the lady that had the two hammers, which that ended a little bit different than the game because she got put in the headlock on the real video. I watched the video.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:I can send it to y'all.
Speaker 3:You never know if she might get put in the headlock in the game too. Oh, that'll be dope. Oh my God, it's Wix Wix. Oh my God, god. Oh, I'm GS Wix. Oh my God, it's Wix Wix. Oh my God, it's Wix Wix. Oh my God, it's Wix Wix. Oh my God, it's Wix Wix. Oh my God, it's Wix Wix. Oh, I'm GS Wix.
Speaker 1:What's happening, everybody? This is the OMG's Wix show, episode 23. 23, this is our Jordan number. This is our Jordan number, that's a sign.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1:Okay, all across the board you know. I mean, you know he's still not my goal, but 23. Who else 23? I guess we're gonna have to roll with Jordan, but OMG's Wix, I got my co-host both of them. We made it happen, y'all. I went out on the mission. We made it happen as a team. But go ahead, introduce yourself.
Speaker 3:Hi, my name is Manny, not happy to be here. This is great, we woke up, we're live. Can't complain. Happiness is happiness, love is love. And I'm here. I'm just excited. I can't wait. I'm gonna kick it off to a great person. Let's go.
Speaker 2:I don't know why I'm so scared right now. I'm nervous too.
Speaker 1:I'm nervous. It's Lena Slim. We're in this. We're in this.
Speaker 2:We're in this, we're in this, we're in this, we're in this.
Speaker 1:We're in this. So y'all before the show, before we start at the cameras, manny already started with Lena. I'm already crying, so we don't really know what's about to happen. So we're all, as a group, gonna find out this as we go. But, manny, you wanna get something off your chest before we-.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I might ask questions. You guys gonna answer it when we go from there. So I have a bad memory. I just know the feelings I feel. So how did this start? When the whole yoga thing brought up, did I ask what time we doing this today, and then you said and then she said what she said about the yoga. Is that how do you remember, kind of the timeline? You said are we meeting at noon? And then everybody said yeah, and then what wait? And then, lena, what did you say after that?
Speaker 2:I said I need you to do yoga before our session.
Speaker 3:So why you said that? Like what? Why you said that?
Speaker 2:Because last week I feel like you were a little hostile and I feel like you needed some positivity, so I thought yoga will make you feel better.
Speaker 3:I just remember I said have bad memory. What about last week? Was hostile, that you thought was?
Speaker 2:hostile. If you see the clips, there was a lot of and the eye rolling and stuff. Like I felt it and like, since I care about you, I gave you advice on what to do so that you could be in a more positive light.
Speaker 1:Because you heard our feelings. We were trying to help you get a fan club and you started yelling at us.
Speaker 2:And now I remember saying she did nothing, she's on zero. I'm sending it in like I'm innocent. But, we shouldn't be like this towards each other.
Speaker 3:Well, that wasn't towards you, I was. That was me yelling at somebody else, but I was telling you about who I'm yelling at. That wasn't you.
Speaker 2:And then I'm like oh, you did therapy and I was like really proud, like I wasn't mocking you. I was excited that you've done therapy with your ex and I'm like, oh, you did therapy and you looked at me with you, had the side eye and you're like I'm not even gonna get started, bro.
Speaker 1:And then you was like she want me to be Gordon Ramsay. I will say that that was the loudest I've seen you in a while, like you were passing it about that.
Speaker 2:I had a little pain, like right here you heard our feelings. Yeah, it was a little.
Speaker 3:I don't know why you're feeling for her. I kind of understand her feelings for her, but you I don't understand. So this is what triggered me. It's like why can't be upset? What's wrong with being upset?
Speaker 1:Well, if we're trying to help and then you're upset and we're trying to find a central place where peace exists by trying to help you get a fan club, but you have to be upset sometimes you have to let it out.
Speaker 3:So we're talking about something that's triggering. You have to be upset at the moment. You know what I'm saying. Well, now, if I'm upset about it 24 hours, that's a different story how old, were you upset about it Right when we were done, like when the camera turned off, I was over it.
Speaker 2:It was good you were over it Okay.
Speaker 1:But okay, the golden question. Did you start getting people on the fan club or your Instagram?
Speaker 3:did they start hitting you up? I said one person said they're my fan club, but they're not really on my fan club, they even said, I don't really be on Instagram much, so good luck.
Speaker 3:Did they start following you? Yeah, that's not a fan. I feel like we did our job. Have you ever followed somebody and then never went back to look at their stuff?
Speaker 3:Not me, oh, I have plenty of time, but anyway, and if you think I'm upset, anyway I say that. I say this, like this week I had an annoying week. I have this opinion about life. You've talked about it and you agree when there's always a common denominator, the most likely the problem is you, the common denominator. Right, yeah, but no, forget that.
Speaker 3:I'm going to throw that out the window right now. Right now, yeah, because, like, I feel like this is what my problem is with the world and with the universe. Okay, a lot of people live based off of the expectation of what the world told you how you're supposed to live, how you're supposed to feel, yeah, and what's wrong and what's right. So I'm going to give you a quick example so you can really see where I'm at right now. So, one of the annoying situations that happened this week Coworker, one of the people that worked for me on my team right, yeah, there's an email came out from work. Tell them. I'm getting pied in the face From one of my agents because of their metrics or whatever. Right, yeah, and I was like why is this the first time I'm hearing about this? There's an email telling me that today I'm getting pied in the face.
Speaker 1:You can't even mentally prepare for this Wait, but I'm sorry the next thing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no one's talked to me. So I looked at my agent and I said you think I'm getting pied in the face? That's wild. And she's like well, this email came from your boss. I said that's cute and all, but no, I'm not getting. I'm an adult. You're going to come talk to me and I'll agree to it. You know. You tell me why. Sure, I'll agree. You're going to send no email talking about getting pied in the face.
Speaker 2:Yeah, don't catch me off guard.
Speaker 3:That's your boss, you got to do it. I said how much you want to bet. So I made a $10 bet with her Right, so $10, I'm not getting pied in the face at all. She's like you're going to get pied in the face, you have to. It's required. I was like, okay, well, see, make this bet. So we shake hands and make the bet. I was like, hey, I'm going to do you one better. How about? You aint even got to pay me if I win, let me pie you in the face if I win. And she's like nah, I'll take the $10. Then let's raise it to $50. It's like I'm confident you're not pying me. Yeah, because this is me. I will put my two weeks in if somebody tells me, I got to get pied in the face without talking to me about that.
Speaker 3:I'm just that petty.
Speaker 3:I will be broke, I'll be poor, I'll be a little bit of a loser Based off of principle, because if you let somebody step on you, so the thing happens. We make the bet. I'm chilling at my desk all day working, yeah, I look outside the window, there's like 10 people getting pied in the face and guess where? I'm at upstairs and chilling. Nobody came to talk to me like, hey man, it's one o'clock, it's time for your pie. No, nothing, I got left alone. I was working. So I'm telling her yo, what's up my money? She says that I was hiding and that I didn't. Uh that I was hiding. So of course I said hiding, I'm at my desk, she's like, but you didn't go down there. I said you add in all kinds of things, this thing got nothing to do with that.
Speaker 1:So you don't even go down there and stand there and get the pie and then tell you, no, yeah.
Speaker 3:No, the bet was I'm not getting pie. So you know me, I go hard in the paint. I started killing her at work. Right there I said you gonna do this, you gonna be embarrassed in front of everybody. You know what I'm saying. So at that point I'm questioning your integrity. You trash you a Disney villain. And then people over here backing her up about the bet. So they told me I went too hard. And that's the problem. Is you just? You can't let people live the wrong way. You gotta be a person of integrity, you gotta be about your morals, you gotta be about your word and what you say. Okay, so I do agree with that.
Speaker 1:So I don't think that, like you said, that part, you can throw that out the window, because I think that's different. Then what I mean as far as being a common denominator is like at one point, you know, I was beef with everybody and I would have to look at myself and be like all right, if you beef with family, friend, everybody, then it gotta be you. But that's a different situation, because if you let somebody play with you like that and they gonna keep playing with you like that, they gonna become a habitual line stepper and you don't need no habitual line steppers.
Speaker 3:This is the problem, though it goes, based off of what Lena said, when other people may think In that situation I was being caught negative because I'm going in on her and I'm like, if I'm not going in on you, then you just think this is cool and everybody like let's stand by our morals and our principles. And now I'm the grumpy, mean guy, but yet this person is the one that did some uncool thing. Can I ask a question?
Speaker 1:Yeah, how far did you go in? All right, I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 3:But all right, I'm gonna tell you that what I did. And here's a problem. I'm glad you asked that question Because I think you are all wrong for thinking this is going too far. I didn't even get a chance to answer you, I know, but I'm gonna tell you and then you're gonna say I went too far. I feel like she's really gonna say I went too far.
Speaker 1:Oh, I want to see what Lena says Pretty much.
Speaker 3:That's why I explain it. I let this person know that they are complete trash, they are a sorry excuse for a human being and that they should feel guilty every moment of their life until they make a serious change in their life. You are garbage, you are filth and we need to clean filth up. That's what I told her pretty much in one way or the other.
Speaker 2:Are you still employed then? Yeah, oh, okay, I just want to make sure.
Speaker 3:But that's the problem. I know y'all are gonna say oh too, like no, because this person just walks around their life thinking what they do is cool and it's not. Somebody gotta put you in your place. I need to guilt you to see what you did. You gotta change, or not?
Speaker 2:Are they consistent? Are they always doing this or is this the first time?
Speaker 3:Not this specifically, but they do a lot of other things, like their little snitch, you know what I'm saying Maybe even people business, when they got no people business being people. Like if I'm having a conversation with you. You see her little head pop up like a ground hog to see what y'all talking about. You gotta not do it.
Speaker 3:So it's more than this, like that and exactly. And these people around her know that she does habitual things like this, but they still want to back up and you went too hard. You know why they say I went too hard? Because people are afraid to put people in their place.
Speaker 1:You just let people do things. So now with more context. But you know I always take a different approach. I'm more, you no longer exist and I just keep continuing living my life over here. But what you're saying is there was multiple instances. So this wasn't just an isolated incident. Correct, it was a snap. It was more so a build of incidents that you know. The power was, I guess, the straw that broke the camel's back. I guess yes.
Speaker 3:Okay, and then the next day she's spreading rumors and I'm messing with the chick at work that I'm not messing with. Where do you?
Speaker 2:work. You are a human fellow. Wait, where do you work, cause this sounds like too much drama in a workplace. Oh, this place is great.
Speaker 3:I love the drama in a workplace. Just don't play with me. I used to be there. The drama comes with both ways.
Speaker 1:Both ways, but they do not play with me as far as drama cause. They brought that to me, I would See, but this person still ain't learned.
Speaker 3:This person still ain't learned, but they gonna learn today.
Speaker 1:But anyway.
Speaker 3:So that's what I'm just saying I don't really think I'm as bad as people make it make me out to be. They're just not. You people aren't used to accountability and they're especially not used to accountability to that level. But once again, I'm the common denominator.
Speaker 1:Like well, yeah, I'm more, I guess me personally I'm more selective on who like. I'm a very honest person with people, so if you ask me a question, I'm gonna answer your question, but I am selective on who I communicate with. For that, for that reason Cause I know some people can't take my honesty, in which I've got better and I'm not it is cut through. This is like no, I was never like cut through, but I'm not as mean, I guess, with my words as I used to be. I'm more so like let me package it a little bit better, but I'm still gonna give you the honest and even like Shardes just getting used to me, in my honesty, like you're asking me a question, I'll answer and it should be like wow, I'm like it wasn't rude. It's just you didn't want it, you wasn't ready.
Speaker 1:How was the deliverance? It's more like she'll, I don't, I'm not rude with it, so I'll give it, give you the answer, but it's gonna be honest. When I think that's the part that gets people, cause they're not ready for anybody to be honest with you. You know most people like, say, a rapper come to you right and they say, hey, what do you think of my song? They don't really want you to tell them what you think of their song. They want you to tell them that their song sounds good.
Speaker 2:You know what?
Speaker 1:I'm saying but if you say it's like, cause me, I won't just say I don't like it, I'll be like A the beat could be better, the mixing could be better, this could be better. And then they'll be like oh, you hate it. You know what I'm saying Cause of you said it rude, but it's more so. You didn't say what they want you to say Exactly In that situation.
Speaker 1:So yeah, I mean, like I said, I know you and I know how hard you can go. I don't know if you went full 2%, many Full throttle.
Speaker 3:I don't know. What do you think? I don't think I'm gonna be.
Speaker 2:I feel like it was blown a little bit out of proportion, but then again that's his personality and that's who he is, and that's fine. That's true, yeah.
Speaker 1:See, I like this.
Speaker 2:So if you've been around, how long have you been around this person?
Speaker 3:At least a year.
Speaker 2:Okay. So this is already a year that she should know what type of person you are, and just not too much. You know who to mess with. You know who not to mess with. So the fact that she's still like poking the bear knowing the type of person you are, that's her fault too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, but really pissed me off with the people around her.
Speaker 1:Well, cause, people, people, the whole victim thing. So they more so seen you as the bag I heard as the victim. So they're gonna caught on a victim, Even though they know cause. They were probably coming to you and be like, yeah, she was wrong. You know what I'm saying Behind her back, but in the situation there, more so let me defend who hurt you know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, some of them got to work too.
Speaker 1:I mean we, can you want to switch some gears? You want to cause? The GTA trailer Can we talk about the GTA six Coming to Amazing. Yeah, we talked about it coming to Florida before, but we didn't see the trailer.
Speaker 3:I didn't think it was real. Tell us all the trailer.
Speaker 1:Well, we saw the trailer. What do y'all like? How Florida is this trailer?
Speaker 2:Whoever did it is a resident of Florida. Yeah, a resident of the shenanigans in Florida, cause it's to the T. So and I read it I think it was the, was it? A New York post was talking about it so it got all the way up North and they put the pictures of the real life situations and converted it into the video game. It is just amazing, like they got every single detail in that video and that is amazing.
Speaker 1:I agree.
Speaker 2:I don't know how to play video games, but whoever is going to sit down and play for hours, I will just sit there and watch you play. Oh awesome.
Speaker 1:Just so you can see stuff like I've seen that before yes, like listen, they had to send somebody undercover in Florida, cause that's the only way you going to get.
Speaker 2:A secret shopper?
Speaker 1:Yeah, like they had to send a secret shopper in the Florida and go deep into the Everglades and Miami, like there's no way you can get that accurate, like they had the somebody pulling alligator out the pool Like an alligator walking into the store. This stuff happens. The what is it? The Florida Joker or the Miami Joker?
Speaker 2:Yeah, joker, florida Joker.
Speaker 1:They had the lady that had the two hammers, which that ended a little bit different than the game, cause she got put in the headlock on the real video. I watched the video. I can send it to y'all.
Speaker 3:You never know, she might get put on her headlock in the game too.
Speaker 1:Oh, that'll be dope you put in the headlock in the game. But yes, she had the two hammers and she was beating on these people car.
Speaker 2:So yeah they, I think the girls turkey on top of cars, cause that's such a Florida thing? Yeah, I've never seen so much turkey on top of cars in my life. Especially South Beach. Yeah, they be turned up now.
Speaker 1:But they, I think they feel like they hit most of the Florida. Now there was some people in Florida. Wait before we go, man, and what are you?
Speaker 3:This game is going to be probably the most successful game that ever came out ever, yeah, and let me explain to you why. It's coming out at a good time, cause what you were saying right now and I know you've all had this I assume everybody's had this feeling. What are? Kids will rather watch other people do things than do them themselves, so they're watching other kids open toys, and even more was popping out. I was watching other people play video games.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So can you imagine how many people and for how long they're going to be watching people? Florida, bro, that's going to get. So I think this is going to be the most successful game, Even me. Like you said, I'm not going to play. I'm going to play video games, but I'm going to be chilling with somebody. They're going to be playing and I'm going to sit.
Speaker 2:I'm willing to learn, though I will say that, but I need someone with patience to teach me. I the last time I used to be heavy, heavy into video games, it was the Nintendo 64.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I remember Nintendo 64. Yeah, so I mean it's been a while.
Speaker 2:But that's what I love. I don't know what it is now, because I know back in the day everything wasn't so like so much now, like even watching you guys play like Call of Duty, it's just so much. I feel like I'm in there and it's just my anxiety and I'm jumpy and you know, before I wasn't like that, but I love sitting down and watching somebody play. It's so weird in person, not on TV, yeah, yeah yeah, like.
Speaker 2:I legit will grab some popcorn and be like into it, but no, watch how much like that's me.
Speaker 3:Well, that's what I mean. To now you don't do that, but streaming right now, bro, like Twitch, people are going to sit there. This game and this thing is going to be a lot of hours of people watching it, and it is.
Speaker 1:it is crazy because, like you said, people will what people love Florida. So, even if the people from Florida or living Florida, you're going to play or watch it, because it's things that for me, that's familiar.
Speaker 3:You're really going to experience.
Speaker 1:Florida, even if you're not in Florida. Because, if you got Floridian saying this is Florida. And so even the people that don't like Florida I'm going to throw up the quotes because they say they don't like us, but they always watching us. They want to know what it's like to be in Florida. So they're going to play the game to just get that Florida experience without coming to Florida because they're scared, but so I feel like it's going to get the eyes. So, like you said, man, I feel like it's might be.
Speaker 3:It's going to be bad for us. No, too, is this going to make us look worse?
Speaker 2:Probably.
Speaker 1:But it's stuff that happened for real.
Speaker 2:But it's not like we're lying.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's like when I do my videos, people be like I'm never coming out, watch your videos because I like your videos and I like to see it, but I'll never come to Florida because of that stuff. So maybe they're playing it. They might be like you know what, Especially if we really understand hey, this is what really, this is really Florida.
Speaker 2:So people say that and sometimes we think about other states and think the same way. Like my oldest sister she lives in Anchorage, alaska she's like, oh my God, you guys have alligators. And I said when I went and visited you there was a fucking moose. I mean sorry, there was a moose on the porch. The thing is the size of a view hall. I've never seen them in person and I saw it. There are huge. Then at nighttime she's like can you take the trash out? You have a freaking bear and three cubs outside and you're scared of Florida.
Speaker 2:That's what like are you kidding me?
Speaker 1:And I think it's because of what we're used to. But, bro, if I walk outside and see a moose, I'm packing my stuff and I'm moving. I've never seen two alligators go into mating and they're fighting and total two cars. I've never seen it. But you want to know what I did see. I see two moose fighting when they were in mating and they are crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they jump on cars, they chase people and yeah, she's always said you'll have to be careful, wait until they move, especially if there's a baby around. You know I'm late to work sometimes because if I try to walk to the car they'll come attack me. And I was like and you're scared of Florida?
Speaker 1:Yeah, the alligators don't. But alligators not trying to bother you, that listen, if nobody's not feeding them, they're going to just go. I mean, you got some crazy stuff down here, but I mean a crocodile, that might be a little different, but like alligators, nah, and they always scared of alligators, I'm like the alligators are the least thing you have to worry about. But no, I don't want to know you. I'm with you on that. A moose you can have that. We don't have wolves anymore here, so I'm good on that. But we do have them up there. Yep, what do we have? What do they we have? Well, we have Bison. I just found out we have Bison here. I didn't know that we have them here.
Speaker 2:Are they're liking somebody's property? No, they're running loose.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're on the state park, but they're there in the wild. They just live in the wild.
Speaker 2:It's like 30 of them. In Florida.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, by like Gainesville.
Speaker 2:OK, I didn't know that. I thought it was like a zoo or somebody's property.
Speaker 1:We're about to find out. Yeah, we're going.
Speaker 2:We got to see them.
Speaker 1:Y'all? Lena has signed up to do these adventures, right, but we let her pick which adventure she want to go on. Because we doing the Python hunting tomorrow, but we're going to swim with them. Man, he's ready.
Speaker 3:I've been doing a grip exercises for the past month.
Speaker 2:He's been playing with little stress ball.
Speaker 3:And she ain't lying. That wasn't a little orange stress ball, but hey look, it's working man.
Speaker 1:What are you training for? Don't worry about it, Just know y'all are semen.
Speaker 3:You know they thinking other things. I'm like no, it's just Python hunting.
Speaker 1:It's not that it's Python hunting, it's a real Python, yeah, this. So what we are? We're going Python hunting. So there's that, and there's also a place in the Everglades where you can trade Python's for pizza and I feel like that would be that would complete our adventure. If we catch the Python and we go trade that Python for pizza. That would complete the adventure, the Florida adventure.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like, what are y'all doing? So when you? Work 10 times pizza, but yeah, we can't, we can't, we don't get paid for.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's going to be a Birken bag that sells for, yeah, $300,000. And we got a slice of pizza.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I feel like let's say, ok, we catch the Python, we can't get paid for the Python. I mean, you probably can, why can you not you?
Speaker 2:just risked your whole life for this animal, but you get a slice of pizza.
Speaker 1:You know what you taught me into. But OK, so you have to be licensed, I guess. So you have to be a licensed Python hunter to get paid by the state from Python. But I guess you can sell it to another Python. Hunter but for the video bro, like think about it.
Speaker 3:Do you know if it's like a whole pizza or just a slice of pizza?
Speaker 1:I think it's a whole pizza.
Speaker 2:I just you know, and I was driving me crazy. I watched the show not too long ago. It's from Miami. I have this guy goes to Everett. He's broke and he's trying to do better for himself. So he found out about Python hunting in Everglades City. So he goes out there and you have to turn them into a place. They measure them, yeah, and you get money for it.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And it's such a good, I have to look for it.
Speaker 1:Hold on, but you got. You got to be like certified by the state in order to get paid for it. It's Florida, I'm sure it's not hard to get certified.
Speaker 2:I'm sure there's a season that anybody could come and do it.
Speaker 1:They do. They got that, but we're not in that season when they did that. I think that that challenge yeah. But I don't know, I feel like for the video.
Speaker 2:It's called killing it.
Speaker 1:Oh, I think I heard of that. Is it like a documentary or actual?
Speaker 2:No, it's a it's a series, it's, it's comedy. Yeah, it's comedy.
Speaker 3:Oh, I got to watch it.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm going to screenshot it right now and send it to the group.
Speaker 1:Because that's that's very Florida.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1:They try to get us with that that Florida man show on Netflix and that wasn't Florida at all. Yeah, that if y'all think Florida is like that, it's not the Florida man show, it's not. It's, that wasn't us. But no, I think. I think if I do catch it, I want to trade it for the pieces for the video.
Speaker 3:I feel like it's because America tricked us, but could wait. What that makes us think things are cool, that are real stupid. That's that's cool.
Speaker 1:That's part of it. That's cool, though, and we post that man hey, we just traded off, that's Florida. Even when I say it, we traded off, everybody's going to say it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and they're going to say we're stupid for that.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm going to say. Come with a soda, you just traded a whole thing for it.
Speaker 3:I would drink soda, Because you heard what I said. Wait, do we get a slicer? That's what America does to you, America, that's what America does to you. It made me ask the stupid question. It made me seem like, well, I'm cool if it's a whole pizza. No, just a slight like. That's a stupid like. No, we just get in jerk regardless. I'm doing it. I'm going to do it just because I can't do nothing with it.
Speaker 1:What I'm going to do at that point.
Speaker 3:But what you going to do with the python? Do we have to give it to the people that we're going hunting with?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 3:I want to trade my oh, so you're assuming we're probably not even able to do this.
Speaker 1:Oh, I can do it, he do it. The guy that we're going with is cool, so he certified and waste his time trading it for pizza. Well, something you know because they make a lot of money from doing it.
Speaker 3:So it's like, if it's like a python, that ain't that big. Oh, he's like no, I'm just going to get, like you know it got to be a turn amount for them to get paid a lot for the python. So if I catch a beast, I could just bring back pizza for my whole squad. Sure.
Speaker 1:Right, sure, I want to see this happen. Like what if you get like a 16 footer, you on your own? I'm going to tell you the truth.
Speaker 3:Oh, the savior has.
Speaker 2:Is there a certain way you have to kill it?
Speaker 3:No, we ain't killing it, we just catch it they have a.
Speaker 2:Oh, I was hoping that, like I Right, okay, I'm not. Like I'm an animal lover and, trust me, I don't like pot thumbs, but I feel like if they are to be killed, it has to be a humane way that they're not going to suffer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they got they got ways like they got way. They don't want to stop to the head.
Speaker 2:That's it. A lot of quick and easy.
Speaker 1:A lot of them are like animal people, but they doing it for, you know, because it's necessary to preserve Florida, because they're killing it.
Speaker 2:And I want a souvenir.
Speaker 1:I got Okay, I got you. I got you. No, no, no.
Speaker 2:I want a little like magnet for my fridge.
Speaker 1:Okay, oh, you don't want like the the head.
Speaker 3:No, no, thank you Like, we're gonna bring you a tooth.
Speaker 1:Oh, what if we get the skull, the Python skull, because you got all the teeth and stuff. Oh, my goodness Put on a necklace. Oh, that's a good one.
Speaker 3:Want a belt buckle, like it's a belt buckle with a belt.
Speaker 1:Oh, then we can get the belt from back in the day, because then you remember the belt from back in the days that had, like the square speed bedazzled and they had the name going across.
Speaker 3:Like you can put it and we can put like a Python head in there. Like a case CD screen too, yeah.
Speaker 2:I'll take a keychain or a magnet, please Thank you why we're going too far with this.
Speaker 3:Just come back to work with my Python head necklace. I don't understand what you're looking at. What's the problem.
Speaker 1:Where did you get that from? I called it like a real man. No man, many's acting different.
Speaker 3:Just walking like a wrestling. He's just walking. He's so crazy. Turn side.
Speaker 1:Now, what is even funny? If you had a Python through over your shoulder like a bell, he's got like a wrestling bell. He just got the Python through over his shoulder walking through. It's going cold. Hey man, can I see you in here?
Speaker 2:This is crazy.
Speaker 1:Then you got to worry about clocking in, like Lina said, HR wants to talk to you Just walking in HR.
Speaker 3:What's the problem?
Speaker 1:No, they want to talk to you over the phone because you got a Python.
Speaker 3:It's dead. What's the problem? I never saw a skull before.
Speaker 1:Oh man. So yeah, we got plans. We Python 100 tomorrow.
Speaker 3:Oh my, gosh, it's going to go anyway.
Speaker 2:It was supposed to be today. You know it's crazy.
Speaker 3:Change this is not as scary as what I was. More scared for the kayak thing than a Python.
Speaker 1:Because of the herpes? Monkeys or just the kayak?
Speaker 3:Just all the things involved.
Speaker 1:The alligators and stuff yeah, and then you learn that it's your own people.
Speaker 3:He's never going to let this go, but it be your own people. I finally got that. I never really understood.
Speaker 1:Oh, my goodness. It's like oh, it's your own, so they was talking about Rudy specific You'll actually not think about it and I'm not going to rehash this.
Speaker 3:You want to say this real quick and we can move on. Both of you have this appointment.
Speaker 1:Man, it was a catabillie.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say like he had a man excuse he had other work to do.
Speaker 3:But it's still like. It's in the back of my head Like, can I trust these dudes we going to find out man. I'm about that actually. I hope tomorrow is not the day, though, that we find out. No, no, no, no. I got that to happen with a smaller animal.
Speaker 1:We go swimming with the manatees we said pythons aren't.
Speaker 3:there's not. Are they poisonous?
Speaker 1:No, all right we good, they can't kill.
Speaker 2:But there is venomous snakes out there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, we got the watermarkers, they got rattlesnakes and stuff, but they going like we, going with professionals, so we mainly hunt off of the road so we can see everything.
Speaker 3:I hope I catch them.
Speaker 1:But yeah, so I do got a question. Lina, you're kind of young, so you might be you might not be able to answer this. No, I'm just playing when did like.
Speaker 2:I'm like your age.
Speaker 1:At what? No, you're not. You're not like my age. At one point did y'all like know what? Y'all like what happened to y'all like we all know? Y'all was like getting older, like what?
Speaker 3:Like I know the. Moment.
Speaker 1:I told you she's not listen. Leaders 21 and I'm rolling with that.
Speaker 3:So that's me being negative, that's not her being full of it. That's me being negative.
Speaker 2:I didn't say yeah, so when else gave me the compliments and you had the little side eye.
Speaker 1:It's not the person that's full of it. I got a teammate. Now it's on.
Speaker 2:Parts got different ages. Is that what happened? Like my back and my knees feel like 75 ish.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, you know what? I don't know when I fell. Oh so you know, I grew up, I ran track, I play sports my whole life, right? So my nephews are getting up there age, I think I got a nephew, that's just.
Speaker 1:I got a nephew that's like 15. I got another one that's like 14, so they're getting up there age. So they come to me and they like uncle Josh, we can be too running. Now they know this because I've always raised them and I was. I grew up, I was fast yeah, you know most people that know me from school and I got out there and raised them right.
Speaker 2:Charlie horse.
Speaker 1:Listen, there was more than a Charlie horse, I think I tore everything. You check engine like no, no, did I win? You have your check engine light ever come on and you just like, bro, it's like your old car, you like you know what it's gonna push it it's, it's, it's over for you anyway. So we just want to push it to you go all the way off. And that's pretty much what happened. But I raised them and it was one race, it wasn't like multiple race, it was one race and I was down for like two weeks. You won.
Speaker 2:But I got to the house, no smoke was coming out.
Speaker 1:The radio- Nobody lifted the hood up, it was just up. And at that point I knew like, bro, you got to sit out, like you got to chill, like you ain't as young as you used To be. You can't do this, because I used to got that dance and I can't do listen.
Speaker 2:My daughter makes me feel old. But her friends don't. Her friends love me. They always tell my daughter oh, my god, your mom is so young and so beautiful, she's so cool they, moms, got big backs and Then my child is like no, she's old and she's me. I'm like are you kidding me?
Speaker 3:Hey, like I said, it always be your people 23, like that's young.
Speaker 2:I feel like that's young.
Speaker 3:No, my mom was starting. She had me a 16.
Speaker 2:So oh, that's old age.
Speaker 1:That's all for his man.
Speaker 2:I mean sure I Well, I'm the third, I'm the third of three girls and I was the, the, the old baby my mom had me like in her late 30s, got you early 40s, I think, yeah okay, okay.
Speaker 1:So that's me, yes, so you're your daughter. Makes you feel?
Speaker 2:Yeah, she says things.
Speaker 1:Kids are disrespectful, like low key disrespectful. No, no, hi, let me a perfect example.
Speaker 2:This is a true story happened yesterday. She was singing that song. I put my hands up on my head and then she says when I dip, by dip, by dip. And I looked at her and she's like what you know about that? I said first of all, child, is, when I dip, you dip, we dip exactly. And she's like no, it's not, you don't know what you're talking about. And I said, excuse you, yeah, you know what you're talking about your older. I said, first of all, that song came out when I was young. Yes, oh, you don't know nothing about, and you're singing it incorrect. I had to pull out Google type in the song. And she's like, oh, my god, I'm like yeah, cuz I was Okay, you don't know this song oh, it's cuz it came out.
Speaker 3:our take talking now they think that's what.
Speaker 1:Like my kids will bring me a song and It'll be like, yeah, this song, and I'll be like that's an old song, and they be like, no, it's not, and I would like I grew up on this song but, it's been like that's great bring it back.
Speaker 2:That's cool. I think that's cool. She's been playing on Bow Wow hits the last, but something is going on where he's like resurfacing. But they do not understand that these people are people we grew up with. Yeah and they're resurfacing again and now with new things like tick tock, which we didn't have when we're young.
Speaker 1:Yes, they don't understand like it's coming out again 1520 years later, yes, and I will say that even on the internet things will keep going viral, mm-hmm. So you'll, you'll see something and like that's pretty much what's happening with music and movies. Yeah, you'll see, like something that we grew up on, the tick tock, oh you know it'll become a trend, or to go viral, and then the kids will pick it up and it you know to keep going on and it'll happen again sometime in the future, but by while it's still by, while Many was a by-wow fan. So we go I think that's what made me feel old to when I started talking about music, cuz I be like, yeah, I grew up on this and the butterfly up, and then my kids will be looking at me and I'd be like I'm old.
Speaker 2:Our era was better, anyways, I agree with that.
Speaker 1:It's we was killing it. Come on man, what? What can compete with 90s R&B?
Speaker 2:nothing 2023?
Speaker 1:I guarantee you it's not. We can go so, we can go so dare and I won't back then it was passionate, it was love, it was sincere.
Speaker 2:Now with this generation is all about touching and having multiple women and being exactly, that's the. Pocket hot already lying.
Speaker 3:Back then they were lying, no, they were singing about the girl they love had ten women in the background.
Speaker 1:No, am I lying? Think about how romantic this is. You love a woman so much that you gathered your friends to come stay in background.
Speaker 2:Why you sing to this one that where are we gonna do this to help them out?
Speaker 1:like we just said that we're gonna do this I try exactly rain with leather right, but I love you gotta be to have rain, with those men cheated the whole time no, all of them, all of them.
Speaker 2:I don't think Tyreece was a cheating it's like so Common and popular right now and I feel like cheating has always been popular.
Speaker 3:We just didn't have the internet to put it out there. And actually right now they're actually telling the truth and singing about it boys to me all of them cheaters?
Speaker 1:No, not not the way, wayne, it was. Thank you, I don't believe it.
Speaker 2:I don't believe it was saying we're Look at the faces and tell them that watch the face.
Speaker 3:They. May a ruin be ruined. They was all.
Speaker 1:Know, is like Joe to see. I got questions but silk, they weren't cheating, they weren't cheating.
Speaker 3:That's cute, that's so max, well, the max.
Speaker 1:What don't look like a cheater? No, not cheating max. Well max.
Speaker 2:What don't look like a cheater tank Not taking?
Speaker 3:tank definitely cheated. Take the exact leave. They all cheated whatever they all want to live in. Uh, delusional world. I'm a delusional. Well, 90s on a beat was the best.
Speaker 2:Yep.
Speaker 3:Have you write the lyrics down. They're basic as heck, bro. Anyway, let's move on, cuz y'all not gonna agree with me, man, you know. Let's we got go write down these lyrics that you love so much and you be like this is the most kids bop thing and it's not the lyrics.
Speaker 1:It's about the performance, the way they were. No, it's a little bit.
Speaker 2:I felt like their lyrics were sincere. I feel like they were singing what they felt people are saying now to for a paycheck.
Speaker 1:Exactly, they don't care about.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, everybody did it for free?
Speaker 1:No, but they didn't do it was money it wasn't as much of a business as it was now. Okay, thank you. Sure, all right, so I'm gonna toss it to you. You got the. I don't know what's about to happen. Y'all I want to Me and Lena don't know what's going on. All right, I just want to point that out before y'all.
Speaker 3:There's a reason for this. This isn't random, but it's gonna sound random, so let's just get to it real quick.
Speaker 2:He's taking me out to dinner.
Speaker 3:Yes, actually I'm all right, you ready. Lena doesn't know about what's gonna happen, so this is all gonna be improv, lena doesn't know anything about this.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna set the mood. It's a Friday night, um, it's eight o'clock. Let's say I'm getting character.
Speaker 2:Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 3:We're in a restaurant, right now I see it. Um pasta.
Speaker 1:This is our second date Wait, wait, which restaurant he's at pasta.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm thinking I was. This is important. This is all of garden Karabas. Let's do grab a little more. Yes, good bread, all right.
Speaker 3:Honestly, when we cross it'd be a place you never been, don't know about. It's a nice spot anyway. Second date okay, we had our first date and we're on the second date because we're both like, okay. Okay, I'm gonna invest a little more time in this, I'm interested. Second date we're sitting down having a good time, okay, um, are we drinking?
Speaker 2:Yeah, the wine is flowing. Okay, I feel it, I'm warm, I'm warm.
Speaker 3:Yes, yes I like this.
Speaker 2:I like where this is going.
Speaker 3:You just got your pasta. You doing a happy dance.
Speaker 2:Oh, this.
Speaker 3:All right. So, lena, we're gonna get into the real place of Lena. Um, I had a great time with you. The first date time is very valuable and I appreciate you, uh, giving me that time and feeling like I was worthy of a little more time. So I appreciate you, um. And with that being said, there's something that I want to talk to you about, and I'm saving this for this day, right, because I feel like this isn't first date conversation, uh, but I need to share something with you right now so you can decide at this point whether this is something you want to keep working on, right.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:Um, so you know, I just wanted to let you know, I'm gonna just, I'm gonna just say it Um, I do have a Foot picture profile. Um, so I have an active foot picture profile sell my pictures, um, for money. Uh, just the other day, this guy, derek, who's one of my followers, uh pay me $1,200 to uh just step on mashed potatoes, record it and and send it to Pretty quick 1200. So, like I said, I just want to be upfront with you. This is this is what I'm doing and I just want like I still got my regular, like nine or five, but you know this is just what I do for the extra bread, um, because carapace and it's to me, is art to me, is art.
Speaker 3:to them it's probably more than art, but for me it's art. So I just want to share that with you and you, like you, let me know, like, what's up? Are we still doing this thing? Or you got any questions or what's? What's going on?
Speaker 2:First thing, I feel like he brought the foot subject up because anybody that knows me knows I freaking have a phobia of feet. I hate feet. I hate my feet, your feet, everyone's feet.
Speaker 3:Okay, stay where you're at. Stay where. I didn't know that, but all right, perfect, I just told you what I do with feet. My eyes is how you feel about feet.
Speaker 2:How are you responding to me on this day, right?
Speaker 3:now.
Speaker 2:Do they know it's you or they just see your feet?
Speaker 3:They only see my feet.
Speaker 2:Thank you for letting me know your secret. On your little second, on your hustle, on your legal hustle. Um, I don't like feet, but I really like you and if this is something that makes you happy, I don't mind. Just don't bring that around me and just make sure that you can be identified, because I don't want to be walking with you and people are like, oh there goes the foot guy.
Speaker 1:That's a good one, that's thank you, that's what's acceptable. This is why I told you Lena was perfect for it All right, that's respectable, I like that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but anyway, this all goes to say I created a foot picture profile. I'm gonna see what happens. No, you did not, because we was talking at work and I was like, how come, like I think he did Can men, can men? Are men making money off of this also?
Speaker 2:And there's something out there for everybody, so feet are the number one body parts, believe it or not. People say, oh, butts and boobs and this and right, but hands and feet are actually Like the number one of a person's body that other people are attracted to. Fee finder is a thing. I have a friend locally, um, she does this. She's a single mom, full-time mom, and when her Two children are at school she does this videos and she's done things where she steps on pies, she the the popsicle in between the toes and stuff, like she's told me I've never seen it and her p checks are Nice Minds you.
Speaker 2:She started this during culvin, yeah, and it went sky high after that. This is her only source of income and it's good enough where she doesn't have to get another job. She just stays home and does this. She. You know I like I said I don't like feet. She says she has perfect feet and everyone seems to like her feet and she has like a million followers. So it is a thing and it is a good pain thing. You just have to build your client's health. It won't happen overnight. It took her possibly, I'll say like nine months for her to start getting money.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm worried. Why are you worried? Well, listen, because, once again, you always hear about women doing this.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:So I'm curious as me and men, what kind of a thing you okay with that? Will you go? You'll be okay with that.
Speaker 3:What Like doing that?
Speaker 2:Like you, okay, doing feet thing for real.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think it means nothing to me. It's like yeah, it's a social.
Speaker 2:Will you be okay doing it Like how will you feel?
Speaker 1:I don't like feet. Yeah, I'm with you, I don't.
Speaker 3:I'm putting something out that I don't care about. It literally doesn't affect me at all. This is stupid to me.
Speaker 1:Man, I was socks everywhere because I don't like feet. I don't like my feet, I don't like feet.
Speaker 2:I got slides with socks on right now that's me.
Speaker 3:No, yeah, I want to feel any type of weight. Let me get this money. It means nothing to me.
Speaker 1:I mean it's a good social experience. I mean when I was on Christian Mingo I felt like that was a good social experience.
Speaker 3:I'm worried about how it's going to affect me emotionally If I'm the rejection, if I don't get it? But what if you take off? Then what's you going to do? Oh, let's go.
Speaker 2:Okay, I mean you're paying for my meal and hopefully there's more after this meal, and apparently isn't that like taking blood money?
Speaker 3:Like if you don't like feet and I'm paying for our stuff? That's not like blood money to you.
Speaker 2:No, because if you're passionate about it, like I don't want to be that person, to be like, oh, I hate it. No, I'm not. I hate it, but doesn't mean you hate it, why would I take your passion?
Speaker 3:Well, there's what if there's no passion to it? What if it's like then I would encourage you.
Speaker 2:I would be like why are you doing something you're not happy with?
Speaker 3:No like, oh okay, I took a point, I don't have to dig that deep into it.
Speaker 1:And if you're making money and having the financial freedom and not having to stick to a schedule, then do your thing.
Speaker 3:Just don't bring it to me, don't show me.
Speaker 2:Don't bring it up Exactly. What do you think about it? Yeah, yeah, please don't Cause I'm just going to start the gagging.
Speaker 1:Now your stuff is down. Yeah, and I'm easily turned off.
Speaker 2:So I was like now I like, I like you. You were like I like your number, like level eight, and now you just went down to like a 4.5.
Speaker 3:Just knowing about that. No, you showing me, showing you showing what ruined it. But we should gather, so can I like at least say hey, babe, I'm trying to like this idea. I can like hey, look. So what I did was I bought a public fruit bowl and I want to dip my toes, like talk to you about it. It's like I can't even run I do. I prefer you not to because I don't.
Speaker 2:Yeah, cause. Then I started the imaging and then I'm just seeing you sitting on a $25 publics fruit bowl.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:That we could have eight.
Speaker 1:I like public fruit too.
Speaker 2:For real.
Speaker 3:So, All right. Well, we'll see how it goes. I'm going to give you updates to see, I guess, what I'm actually doing this weekend. It's always done. We're doing what we're doing. I'm going to just take, like I've already been, like investigating angles and things like that.
Speaker 2:It's always, and don't ask me to partner up with you and start taking pictures Real quick. I'm going to end it on this.
Speaker 3:So I was telling people that work about this. I got like three or four chicks to sign up and be like hey, can I send you some of mine? And you throw it up there and just cut me off and I'm like so I'm going to be a foot pimp. Where's I'm going to be a foot pimp? Do that? No, I'm a first one, but I want to be independent. No, man, but do you think about it.
Speaker 1:Oh, you, just, you, just a distributor, you just the distributor.
Speaker 3:Be the foot distributor, because I'm trying to run the city. But you can run the city by being the number one foot distributor in the in the. I don't want to break nobody off my money. I'm going to start with just me, and if it ain't successful, then I'll add some people to the roster and then you're going to see me with pool, then Python's going to be on a coat.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:If we get to where I want to All right.
Speaker 1:So what we got next? Right. So I was doing some research. I'm on the internet, right, and you know I do random research and, lord of things, you know, try to just know random facts. So one of the things I've seen was the top 10 most dangerous beaches in the United States. Right, I think I knew we would have at least five. I want to say that all 10. You thought all 10.
Speaker 2:All 10. I really thought that.
Speaker 1:I mean I was like bro, the United States is big, five will be good Like five. I was kind of shocked to see where we ranked Like as far as how many we have on that list. You thought 10. How many do you think we would have?
Speaker 3:I never really think about it, but I we have so many beaches in comparison to other places.
Speaker 2:I never thought about that, but even like beaches
Speaker 3:is a regular to me now that it's weird to me that other places don't have a lot of beaches.
Speaker 2:I think where we're at, like you know in the map, like we, literally surrounded by the water.
Speaker 1:But I would have thought seven out of 10 is kind of crazy. That's a lot. Like seven out of 10 is about the whole country, right? Yeah, that's a lot. Seven out of 10 beaches is crazy. To say that we have like out of dangers, but it's like different dangers, so like one is the shark bite. I don't know why you do this what I'm already like.
Speaker 3:don't want to do the things you want us to do, and you make it a point every week to tell me how much danger I'm in, living here all the time and doing things with you.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, I know I'm in danger the moment I wake up, because we're in the state of Florida. Let's make that clear.
Speaker 1:Number one where we going. That's where we're going surfing. Number one it's the shark bite.
Speaker 3:I'm not going no, I'm a goal. Hey guys, you're going to find it, you guys, you're finally going to get to see a you're finally going to get, really get to know Rudy. On that one, I'm definitely the cameraman that day. My big ass is not. I'm telling you right now I'm a man of my word. I'm not doing the surfing thing, because that's talk about surfing. Yeah, because in these things I'm already the target, because I'm big and you're going to run ahead of me. I won't leave. I'm not doing this.
Speaker 2:I already feel like I'm in danger in my own backyard. Yeah, so I'm definitely not going to be in water. First of all, 80% of the ocean has not even been discovered yet. There's things washing ashore that people don't even know what it is. It's never been studied. What is this animal? And they look like freaking. I don't know mermaid, monkeys and shit, Because it just pops out like on my newsfeed. I don't know.
Speaker 2:And then I'm the type of person that I see it, I'm like, oh my God, I need to know more about this. So here I go on YouTube and here I go on the internet and I'm doing research and when did they discover this and how? What is it? And that's me.
Speaker 3:And then I just give myself full blown panic attacks.
Speaker 2:Like I was saying earlier today, I feel like people that live in Florida should have an additional check besides your tax, your yearly taxes, because you are already in danger for the moment you wake up for living in the state. Now, if you want to keep us in this state yes, if you want to keep us in the state, give us an extra income or pay for our health insurance.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because it could be. You could be doing regular stuff, bro, like you doing regular stuff, and like I stepped outside to go take out trash and I'm not going to but Raccoon was sitting by my trash ready to box me for my trash. I gave it to him. You know what I'm saying. Like he can have it, but like it could be anything, bro, I open the trash with in a big lizard yeah, just popped out.
Speaker 2:I want to look at my bank statement and see a direct deposit once a month.
Speaker 1:A hazardous pain, Dude there you go, there you go, I want to see it.
Speaker 2:But yeah, like once a month, like thank you for being a resident here is $300 for your health or something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you survived another month, here you go.
Speaker 2:It's like squid games, you know, like we're living in squid games in Florida. Okay, this morning I want to talk out my dogs to do their business and these freaking owls screaming and hollering. At seven o'clock in the morning there's no need for me to be half asleep and all I hear is across my yard. That is danger.
Speaker 3:That's a million dollars. Okay, I am sick of it.
Speaker 2:I am sick of the coyotes coming out at night and attacking our pets. And you know me, I'm an animal lover. I'm going to go full blown into that fight if they try to get my pets. That's like come on now, come on.
Speaker 3:You got everything out here, man I had one of my team members calling me at 10 o'clock at night to my other coyote in the parking lot. Did you get the wrong number?
Speaker 1:I'm not animal. What am I going to do? What am I going to do? I'm going to come back and wrestle them and inside of these wasps building nests inside my garage.
Speaker 2:First of all, I haven't even opened my garage in two months. How the heck did you even get in here and have a full blown nest? And then you want to attack me because I want to use my own washer and dryer.
Speaker 3:How dare you want to walk out your front door comfortably?
Speaker 2:That's what I mean, can you?
Speaker 3:shoot a flamethrower at those days, you might burn something. They pretty quick. I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 1:I had beef with a wasp because it built on the back of my house. It just built the nest and I was like I'm going to leave it alone. I see it being built because you know I go out and shoot videos every day and I guess they got too comfortable with their nest and they was like get away from my house. And I'm like, bro, this is my house. So it stung me, it got me they have no respect. No, they will sting you.
Speaker 2:It's like I've been a resident here 17 years, like you've been here two days and you can attack me.
Speaker 1:Exactly. Oh no, you got to move around, I just want to wash business when I should be able to get rid of the wasps.
Speaker 3:Those things are vicious. I'll do bees.
Speaker 2:But wasps, those things. Have you seen how big they got, like what happened during COVID, that they just grew like an extra inch.
Speaker 3:They stopped living in the house. They started eating more.
Speaker 1:So that's what they were doing. Yeah, just like that I do. Like the hazardous pay, though, that's something that we definitely, because, like I said, you live another month in Florida and I know people we used to it. But if you start telling people like I think that's why even my videos do so well, because it's like y'all really lived through that and I'm like, yeah, y'all don't. And they be like, oh no, y'all don't, y'all don't get it. We got bugs that you don't even know. Like I saw Galloping Caterpillar. I keep mentioning that it was Galloping across my back.
Speaker 3:Wait, so that's not the name of the caterpillar you called it. It was a caterpillar. No, it was Galloping. It was coming across. It was a little mini horse. It was literally look like.
Speaker 1:And I'm like, bro, what is that caterpillar doing? And so I moved it back to see it do it again. And it did it again and I'm like, oh no, like I've never seen that, I just came across some of that white powder.
Speaker 2:That's what it was.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna say there was that white powder on the floor and then like the cocaine chart, yeah, yeah, something like that.
Speaker 2:So when I, when I travel and go to different places, like when I went to Costa Rica, you know there's a lot of wildlife out there and I wasn't scared. And people are running and they're like why are you not scared? I said cause I'm from Florida.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, these monkeys stealing from your place not scaring me. Yeah, these other animals that's approaching us Like I just feel like they don't know who I am.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm used to this, I does this, so I'm with you on that. What?
Speaker 3:you got to say, bro, cause I keep getting caught negative, so everything's great.
Speaker 2:I did a great job today and I appreciate everything that you did.
Speaker 1:I like Lena. See, this is what I'm saying. I don't know if this is sarcastic.
Speaker 3:No no she's being for real. I'm not saying you are, I'm just saying I'm skeptical. So I'm going to just say thank you. I appreciate you observing that. Thank you, I'm a pessimist, I guess. So.
Speaker 1:I guess we can end with the Florida man story.
Speaker 3:Oh my, gosh, which I was ready for this, yeah please, please.
Speaker 1:So this guy he was. He's a, you know, prison transporter, prisoner transporter, so he's transporting prisoners, I guess, to North Carolina, florida, man. He decided mid shift that he just wanted to quit. Right, he just quit. Now that part I can't blame him. You know what I'm saying, cause I know we've all been in the same. I don't think I ever quit, have I ever quit mid shift? I definitely have.
Speaker 3:So he was like driving and he was like, all right, I quit. So hey, as soon as I get to where I need to be.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna let him know I quit right. That's what he did. And then he got charged with kidnapping.
Speaker 3:Wait, no, no, but is that what he did? But that's what I don't understand.
Speaker 1:No, he didn't make it over there. He quit and continued driving. No, no, he just quit, halfway.
Speaker 2:So halfway till he get out the car.
Speaker 1:He didn't make it to the destination, though he just left the owner.
Speaker 3:Oh wait, I thought he decided, like the regular person knows, I quit, but when I get down I'm gonna let him know he's my back, no, he stopped the car Halfway and quit and quit and left the people in there.
Speaker 1:He left the van and the prisoners.
Speaker 3:And the van just chilling.
Speaker 2:But that's not kidnapping. It'll be kidnapping if you call and say hey, I quit. And you keep driving the car after you say you quit. That is kidnapping to me.
Speaker 3:Well, I think technically it's kidnapping, though, because it's your responsibility from A to B. So if you did not get from A to B, even though you've decided to quit, it's still. But that job is petty bro.
Speaker 1:I think I did quit midship. I quit midship before I was working, for it wasn't direct TV specifically, there was a subcontract, subcontract, subcontracted company though. So I was working and they were trying to tell me to get on this ladder and get on top of Golf Coast Townsend on one of the stores. And but every time I got on this ladder mind you already had almost fell off a roof before and I was like swinging on the trees. I thought I was Spider-Man. So they tell me to get up on this ladder and I'm getting up on the ladder and the ladder's shaking. Like every time I go to get up on this ladder it's moving. Now I know I have to carry this dish and this little mountain thing up there.
Speaker 1:And they was like you can get up there and I'm doing this. And I'm like, bro, I can't do this. And it was like, well, you're gonna do it or you're gonna have to get rode up. So I went home, I parked the van, I put the keys in it, I locked it and said y'all can come pick up this van. I'm done, I'm done with the relationship. I'm just glad they didn't have the power to say like I was there after anything. But I went home and I locked their keys in their van and I come pick it up whenever y'all ready. I quit. I quit midship.
Speaker 3:What happened?
Speaker 2:What happened during that midship, like what happened that moment that you were like, if this, I quit, what happened?
Speaker 3:What you saying? Him or him? No, like the guy. Like what happened in that van for him to say that that is true and they have cameras. So what was the reason, what was the straw that broke the cameras back? I would like to know at some point.
Speaker 1:But you know jobs, you plan on your top. So sometimes you just got to.
Speaker 2:But you were thinking about this before you transported these people, so why didn't you do it while you were in the facility? No, maybe not though.
Speaker 3:No, maybe not. Maybe something happened in that van.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:It was like oh no, I'm good.
Speaker 1:Maybe they was like hey, you got to come pick up these extra prisoners. Like I'm only scheduled to pick up these prisoners. And they was like hey, you got to come pick up these extra prisoners. And then he was like bro, I'm not going to pick up no extra prisoners, that's going to put me out of the day. And they was like, well, you got to do it. And he was like, oh, I got to, I quit, come pick up your van.
Speaker 3:One of those are prisoners in the van. Though that made him quit?
Speaker 1:I don't think so, because I think you got to be the first.
Speaker 3:You got little kids in the back of school buses that cause people to want to quit.
Speaker 1:Imagine criminals in the back. But kids are different, bro. We have these kids.
Speaker 3:What if one of them said yo, I used to mess with your girls.
Speaker 1:I'd rather deal with the criminals than drive a school bus, exactly, exactly Another Florida thing.
Speaker 2:You don't want to be driving these guys.
Speaker 3:Maybe one of the guys mess with his girl. He's like yo, that kid that you think is yours. You know, Michael, that's actually my kid. He's like wait, how do you know, Michael? And then he starts thinking about it.
Speaker 2:Oh, so now he does kind of like Michael. I just love how we play these scenarios, like we need answers. There's cameras in those in those bands. So this needs to come out sooner or later. What happens?
Speaker 3:I mean, we would have known already. So I don't know, but y'all ain't never quit a job. Mid-shift Twice the same place.
Speaker 1:No, wait a minute.
Speaker 3:I worked at a place and then they convinced me to work the overnight shift and the first day of the overnight shift I was like, nah, so I just left Door's open, just left. I had to run a machine that created a circle. I just left the machine running and I just texted someone hey, yo, I'm good, but the machine's running, so somebody want to go check that out? Quit. And then two years later they asked me to go back to do a different job and I was testing electrical components and I have to run a test. And I was like, before I run my test today, I need to get my headphones right and my music. And then my supervisor had the nerve to come over and be like why are you not working? You need to be working. And I was like I'm just trying to get my music right so I could start working. And he's like no, you need to be more responsible and start working. And I was like, hmm, and then I got up and left and never came back.
Speaker 2:I only quit, knowing that I was about to get fired. So I was really fired already, but I didn't want to feel stupid, so I quit. Pride, yeah it was, and it was stupid.
Speaker 3:How you knew you were going to quit, or how you knew you were going to get fired.
Speaker 2:This was my first job when I was like 16 or 17. I was working at the Marquis computer.
Speaker 1:OK.
Speaker 2:OK, and this is my first job and you know when your friends come in and stuff, you want to do something special for them. So if they order a small popcorn, I would give them media. Oh yeah, so that was it. And I guess I saw the cameras and what I was calculating into the register. So I already knew Someone had already told me like yo, they caught you like basically like stealing food, that's how they said stealing food. And I was like so they gave me a heads up. So when I got caught into the office they're like oh, can you take a seat? And I said that and it was like well, we've been looking at the camera. I said I quit, flip over everything, I quit, yeah, I quit, I'm out of here. So I took off my little burgundy little badge and stuff and I slammed it on the table.
Speaker 2:And then I got my last check and you know it came in the mail.
Speaker 3:Yo mad, don't you try to turn around on them. This job is preposterous. You know the way you people do business. Hey, I mean they're going to come in my car.
Speaker 2:I felt like I was doing them a favor because it's still ridiculous. So this day that you're paying $25 for a soda and a small popcorn.
Speaker 1:That's true, that's true, I'm not.
Speaker 2:So I was. I was there for the people.
Speaker 1:Yeah, lena is for the people. I'm rolling with that.
Speaker 3:Lena is for the people. Y'all Sounds like somebody else not taking accountability. Here you go. You're wrong.
Speaker 1:Lena, you've been boosting him up the whole show.
Speaker 3:Well, I'm sorry, that wasn't against her.
Speaker 2:That wasn't against her.
Speaker 3:So you laughing? Because? Why are you laughing? Because you can't tell whether this is sincerely or sarcasm. It's one of the asses, it's one of the asses.
Speaker 1:I'm laughing at you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, how do you suppose Bays that react?
Speaker 2:before he talks yeah.
Speaker 1:Very skeptical of everything.
Speaker 3:I'm very skeptical of everything.
Speaker 1:All right. So, um yeah, I got something I want to leave with the people.
Speaker 3:Why you look that man in person, Just being a lookout, being a lookout for my feet. And if you say you're part of the fan club, I am going to double check. I'm going to do a background check. The second one, I don't believe it's true. I'm going to do some research, Believe it's a fake profile. So but yeah, man, just being a lookout for my feet, support and I appreciate y'all and you know I'm not negative. This is just the way I live my life.
Speaker 2:And also being the lookout for a new show that will be airing in the beginning of 2025, a real chance of love with Manny coming soon.
Speaker 3:Wait, why did I wait till 2025? Oh no, we're making this happen, real chance of love Manny, not 25.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Y'all keep saying that, man, but what's going on, man, I'm trying to see what you can find, because the stuff I'm finding is whoa.
Speaker 1:Serial killers. What I want to leave with the people is just be positive, y'all. Why you look at me like that Manny?
Speaker 2:Oh, OK, I look straight, but I felt it.
Speaker 3:You used to feel it too right. You guys are all being negative and you sent a shot. No way, what is this? That wasn't about you. Throw the rock and hide your hand. Let's wait, let's wait, let's wait, let's wait, let's wait, let's wait, let's wait.
Speaker 1:All right, so y'all can see.
Speaker 3:She might have said hey, don't be a fat Puerto Rican From New York With glasses, coke bottle glasses. Man shut this down, hey y'all.
Speaker 1:Be more positive. We going positive. Python, honey, Y'all. We'll see y'all next week, Hopefully with a Python wrapped around us Like a championship belt, because that's what we do out here. But that's it, y'all.
Speaker 3:That's it for today's episode 23,. Cue my theme music.