Have you ever encountered a stranger with an inexplicable urge to touch your tattoo? Well, Lena Slim has, and it's just one of the many quirky human behaviors we touched upon as we kicked off this wild ride of an episode. The world threw us a curveball with iguanas dropping from trees, and we couldn't help but consider the culinary potential of iguana tacos while also sharing a heartfelt chuckle at unexpected otter sightings. Life's intersections with wildlife in the city never cease to amaze and amuse us, and it's these moments we share, full of laughter and the odd personal anecdote, that make each day an adventure.
You'll never guess what happened when we ventured out python hunting with the infamous Python Cowboy and Captain Mike — let's just say our nerves were as entangled as the snakes we sought! The authenticity of human interactions became the heart of our discussion, and we navigated these waters with stories of absent middle names and musings over post-midnight diner culture. Waffle House vs. IHOP after a night out? It's a debate as hearty as the breakfasts they serve, and we're serving up our hot takes along with a side of hilarity.
Wrapping things up, imagine us, your podcast pals, doggy paddling our way through swimming lessons, filmed for your viewing pleasure. We're not just splashing around though; we're diving into themes of kindness, the comfort of lifeguard supervision, and the vibrant tapestry of pop culture that colors our every conversation. From Florida rain driving etiquette to the enchanting allure of Colombia, this episode is a melting pot of myth, reality, and the kind of laughter that makes even alien and dragon warnings sound like an invitation to fun. Join us for an episode that's as unpredictable as a Florida weather forecast and twice as entertaining.
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Have you ever encountered a stranger with an inexplicable urge to touch your tattoo? Well, Lena Slim has, and it's just one of the many quirky human behaviors we touched upon as we kicked off this wild ride of an episode. The world threw us a curveball with iguanas dropping from trees, and we couldn't help but consider the culinary potential of iguana tacos while also sharing a heartfelt chuckle at unexpected otter sightings. Life's intersections with wildlife in the city never cease to amaze and amuse us, and it's these moments we share, full of laughter and the odd personal anecdote, that make each day an adventure.
You'll never guess what happened when we ventured out python hunting with the infamous Python Cowboy and Captain Mike — let's just say our nerves were as entangled as the snakes we sought! The authenticity of human interactions became the heart of our discussion, and we navigated these waters with stories of absent middle names and musings over post-midnight diner culture. Waffle House vs. IHOP after a night out? It's a debate as hearty as the breakfasts they serve, and we're serving up our hot takes along with a side of hilarity.
Wrapping things up, imagine us, your podcast pals, doggy paddling our way through swimming lessons, filmed for your viewing pleasure. We're not just splashing around though; we're diving into themes of kindness, the comfort of lifeguard supervision, and the vibrant tapestry of pop culture that colors our every conversation. From Florida rain driving etiquette to the enchanting allure of Colombia, this episode is a melting pot of myth, reality, and the kind of laughter that makes even alien and dragon warnings sound like an invitation to fun. Join us for an episode that's as unpredictable as a Florida weather forecast and twice as entertaining.
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Lord of man drives stolen trucks and space force base to warn of the battle between aliens and dragons. What's happening everybody? This is the OMG is wicks show. We had episode 28. I'm feeling pretty good. We had it's a little cold out there. It's been raining. I'm not excited about it, but I'm gonna toss it later. Everybody introduced a self before we really get into this.
Speaker 2:So this is man knocks, episode 28. Never thought I'd make it this far. I'm not sure how much longer I will make it, but it's great because Wicks has his freaking best friend over here to the left. You know what I'm saying and y'all can just lay in these stupid comments with these people. But like, share and subscribe and let's keep pushing this forward. Positivity people First of all.
Speaker 3:cheers, you know what I'm saying Feeling good. Hello everyone, it's Lena Slim Follow me. Yep.
Speaker 1:Make sure y'all hit her up.
Speaker 2:They definitely will hit her up Dance. They'll drive.
Speaker 1:We've been getting some good comments, if y'all wondering why man didn't like this. So we've been getting some good comments. A lot of people are still on Lena's side. There was a couple of people on my side. I did find one person that was on your side, manny. They said you brought balance.
Speaker 2:I feel like the same person said something negative on a different episode.
Speaker 1:Whatever, I think so too. We're a monolith. But so they did say that you bring balance, so they did give you your credit too. But I did see more people agreeing with Lena on your approach.
Speaker 2:Surprise, surprise. Why do you think that is Can't say on the show, it's inappropriate, has to do with Lady Parks, what? That's the PG 13 version I give you. It's all about.
Speaker 1:Lady Parks. So you don't think it's because Lena's funny.
Speaker 2:I think it's because, I have a dope soul, but this has nothing to do with that. So Interesting.
Speaker 1:I can see the hate just.
Speaker 2:I'm not hating. She's an open back band. Let me sit back.
Speaker 1:Open back band. That's a new name.
Speaker 3:So so weird if they don't know the backstory to it.
Speaker 1:Yeah yeah, don't do it, we just you know. But yeah, so let's just say, when Lena wears open back shirts, because Lena has dope tattoos, y'all, if y'all go on her Instagram, y'all will see him, and she has a problem with people touching her back. No, she doesn't have a problem.
Speaker 2:People for some reason think it's appropriate to touch a stranger's back because they got nice tattoos and that's crazy.
Speaker 1:Like is that something that comes. Like, if you see something, you be like hey, let me just touch you. Like is that something?
Speaker 3:that ever comes? I would never, never. And then that's a stupid question, like is that real?
Speaker 1:No, I just watch it off and draw it on every day.
Speaker 3:Yeah, really Don't do that, guys.
Speaker 2:It's not okay. Like you finger and scrub and find out.
Speaker 3:Ew, I just arched my back Just out of instinct, just instinct alone would just Well, okay.
Speaker 1:so I see I was. Actually I was preparing for the podcast, right? And y'all know the guana. We talked about the guanas falling out of the trees. So what they're saying is we're finally going to hit the temperature this Saturday or Sunday, sunday where the guanas are going to be falling out of trees. You ready for that? Because you like to be outside of it.
Speaker 2:That sounded like the description of my last relationship was in guana. That fell out of a tree. So yeah, I'm more than prepared.
Speaker 1:I'm more than prepared. What if it gave you a hickey that?
Speaker 2:wouldn't go away. Another backstory.
Speaker 3:There's too many.
Speaker 1:We got. We got a lot. Lena, y'all know you be saving the guana you ready.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying. Are you going to save the guanas if they drop?
Speaker 3:I do do that.
Speaker 2:So you're going to do that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I usually wrap them in a black, not a blanket of towel, and I put them in my garage facing out. So once they warm up and they concentrate and know where they're at and face, you know, run out like I've done it before.
Speaker 2:What if it's a dumb guana that keeps you in frozen, falling, and you just have to keep saving the same guana?
Speaker 3:Honestly, when I did it last time and this was many, many years ago, and it was a time that the temperature dropped really bad, to the point that we had to cover our trees with yeah. With like remember, with like what's that last year, the year before last?
Speaker 1:Last year, Like bedsheets and stuff.
Speaker 3:Yeah. So during that time, and literally I wrapped them like a burrito and put them all like facing out the garage. They were there maybe, man, a good four to five hours until they warmed up and eventually they like knew what the hell was going on.
Speaker 1:And they just took off.
Speaker 2:No, I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna prep that grill. No Guana tacos.
Speaker 1:Let man, what did you look at that up when I told you people either.
Speaker 2:Yup, you know what I'm doing Sunday.
Speaker 3:They hang them right. They hang them and dry them after they're dead.
Speaker 1:I think so, oh no. And then I found out we have. We have otters in my neighborhood. I wasn't ready for that. There are otters everywhere, I wasn't ready, and then Mani got to see how big they are so he thought I was tripping. They're big, yeah, and they're about that action.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:See they look like a pit bull.
Speaker 3:They're so cute. There's three animals that if I have money, I'm going to have a lot of. I'm going to have a pond build with manatees.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:I'm going to have otters.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:And I want squirrels.
Speaker 1:So are you trying to build an army with the, with the otter Cause? I feel like, if I can pick a Florida animal to build an army with otters might be the one.
Speaker 2:Okay, Otters might be the one, and that's not like the dumbest combination of animals, like I thought you're gonna be like monkeys, or?
Speaker 3:I'm gonna domesticate them and they're gonna be my pets. That's what I want.
Speaker 2:There's a squirrel as a pet? Yeah, there's no, squirrel is gonna stay with you. They just that's a lie.
Speaker 3:That's a lie. My uncle had one. That's a lie and have pictures to prove it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I thought it was when I saw it.
Speaker 3:And say that because it was a little baby, kept it. It's bought a big bird cage and had it for eight years until he decided to release it to the wild and Kept coming back. So it will leave the door open. And it came in and I was it, wanted 11 years of it and then eventually just never came back.
Speaker 1:I keep coming back when you know, see, and that's I Bet they do.
Speaker 3:And it's left in a sock.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, what else is lady? It was videos of her. Basically, she had a squirrel on a leash and she would drive with it and it would just run across her neck and stuff. I got on her arm while she hang it out the window. The squirrel would just chew. You have a squirrel as a pet.
Speaker 2:I'm not gonna send anybody school.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying it's possible.
Speaker 3:Like how cool would this podcast be if I just come? They just have my little squirrel on my shoulder.
Speaker 1:I think I think you got to do it at this point. I'll knock that thing.
Speaker 2:No, it comes my way. If it minds this business to stay over there, but don't let it come my way.
Speaker 1:You'll see, you'll see, like many just there, that the squirrel is like.
Speaker 2:It's a wrap on her coat, that's all. That is a wrap with a mink. They're a little about that action, though, like chipmunk, hey, it won't that side I'll say, all right, I'm not making fun of you, you know, but it would just look like you got yourself on your shoulder. Oh, you know, I'm saying like it'll be like a little version of, it'll be like, you know, the cartoons. There's the conscience like where's the angel in the devil?
Speaker 3:So you said I look like Sandy.
Speaker 2:No, jenny, not the cheeks ain't that swollen, but like a regular squirrel like I can see that like will be confused. I bet I who's.
Speaker 3:Are you?
Speaker 2:I don't, but I I know why people think squirrels are cute.
Speaker 3:So you guys have you think I'm not cute.
Speaker 2:No, you're cute. Yeah, now I'm gonna get DMs. Stay off of my. My back, that's my back.
Speaker 1:They're coming for you. There's so many backs out there, why are you after mine, after many ready comments? You see picking his words carefully. No, we got a squad out here.
Speaker 2:She's been here three seconds in this row and she got a squad already. I got a squad of one and they're imagining got like two. There I'm three, three, three. Is that one person? Oh yeah you two first came out, and people will sit there with five computers just to get all the views. Oh, this is one person with three counts and three computers. That's what they doing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:All right. Well, at least they dedicated. So if that one thing is doing, I want genuine support. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:I'm not allowed to say genuine anymore.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's it. Many were. Many don't know genuine.
Speaker 2:The person was like was just cuz he's not genuine. Oh no, you get what you give. So if you're getting something disingenuous is because you're Disagree, shut up. That's not true. That makes no sense, you know always.
Speaker 3:I wasn't offended like cuz it wasn't about you. It was about me. You're not supposed to be offended.
Speaker 2:That was you. Get what you give. So I'm giving BS.
Speaker 3:That's what they say I gotta re-read this, cuz I feel like you too.
Speaker 2:Look, it's right there. Look, man, you need to realize you get what you give. So telling me that, lena, she ain't being genuine is all BS, because he knows he ain't genuine. He's being an ass just to be an ass. He you need to stop. Probably right, he probably has never had a real, genuine interaction in his life. He's scared he might and have real feelings. And just saying you know what I replied to that.
Speaker 3:No, you did it.
Speaker 2:Yes, I did. Oh no, you just don't see it there. I was like, okay, Well, hopefully one day I'll have a genuine experience.
Speaker 1:Don't let many food y'all. This is really many, very genuine. We have genuine experiences every, every time we meet up. So many really loves Lena and he likes you know the interact. Don't even know her middle name, but okay.
Speaker 3:You know, because I don't have one.
Speaker 2:Oh, I don't have one either. There you go, fans. You learn something new about Lena. Yeah, do Caballero or something. You look like a caballero, I don't know not even close Okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right. I mean many went for it, though he's out of business, yeah not everybody gonna be looking.
Speaker 2:What's because? The reason I thought a caballero, because I thought about her strong back and I was like it's not a, it's more of a tattoo back. Oh, it's not, it's hard. No, it's art. There you go.
Speaker 1:It's just screams strength. See many trying to get a partner now so he get it to get, trying to get a fourth person so he can have a partner, because he feel like we have, we're partners.
Speaker 3:For both of you.
Speaker 1:I think so.
Speaker 3:Okay, I send you a positive message today in the group chat.
Speaker 2:I honestly, anytime you do that and I don't know if you can even be genuine about this I always feel like it's yeah, but I it always comes off sarcastic to me. I don't know if you being for real or sarcastic. So now just respond positively because that's what everybody wants and whatever. Even though I'm the whole time like I can't tell if she's being sarcastic, I believe she's sarcastic. I think Lena is very genuine to some people, a hundred percent, I may be accurate.
Speaker 1:I don't make ghost hoes come back after you know who ghost hoes.
Speaker 2:Because they're your fans. Wish all the best for you ghost.
Speaker 1:So we gave everybody like an update on you know what we're doing, floater and wise. So we got to Lena said we're doing too much. We just said one one, yeah, yeah. So we're going Python hunting again with Python cowboy and Captain Mike and I'm excited because we've been trying to like Make this happen for like what three months, yeah, but they're like super busy. They're the rock stars of like Python hunting, so they be out there doing they things. So we finally got a date man. He say he's ready.
Speaker 2:Well, it's been so long that I think I'm nervous now. I was so hyped to do it for so long and now it's like. Now I'm actually kind of nervous.
Speaker 3:That's cause he's thinking about it, and you know what the?
Speaker 2:problem is too as we've been waiting, I've learned more and more about pythons. So initially I was like this thing better be worried about me, yeah. And then I saw like different teeth and things, yeah. So I mean, I'm gonna still do it.
Speaker 3:You did research, is what you're saying.
Speaker 2:By mistake. I didn't try to research this We've been having other adventures, that's what you messed up.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I thought they just had four teeth. Yeah, he said that he's like what's 14,000?
Speaker 2:And they got 14,000 that go in different directions like a spider web. Yeah, they curved back, so the teeth curved back.
Speaker 3:So the gums hiding it or something?
Speaker 1:Oh, kinda kinda, but when they opened I thought it was just oh no See, I thought the same thing they got their teeth curved back.
Speaker 2:There's some rows of teeth and they're in different directions. So they hook you If you try to rip it off.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh, your whole, oh no.
Speaker 2:So they hooked you.
Speaker 1:Oh no, and they're like needle size teeth.
Speaker 3:Oh no.
Speaker 1:They're not big, they're little teeth.
Speaker 3:But still but that's enough to kind of rip a big chunk off?
Speaker 1:No, it will. It will. But that's what they do. They try to cause, they're constrictors.
Speaker 3:You know what?
Speaker 2:Cause I'm not. Initially I wanted to get bit cause I thought it was just those teeth. Then I saw them and I'm like I'm good bro, see many out there like Look what happened last time.
Speaker 1:You're forecasting this also. Very quickly. I got bit.
Speaker 2:Imagine the bite.
Speaker 1:Imagine the bite Permanent damage, boy, oh God.
Speaker 2:But yeah, I'm excited. And I think it's going to be cold when we go see the mentees.
Speaker 3:So gosh, I wasn't expecting this, all those things are crazy, it's like a horror movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh no, and they hook back that's what they do so that they can hold on to their brain.
Speaker 3:You know what they look like. Like fish scales.
Speaker 2:No, that's scales Like the bones, like you see, how they're like skinny and Yep, they look like I don't know. There was this girl a long time ago. Oh, I hopped after the club. I called it Wawa West teeth. It looks like that.
Speaker 1:Why would you go to I hop after the club when there's a Waffle House? We were too far from a Waffle House. No, don't you do it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1:Waffle.
Speaker 3:House Waffle House is dinner. On the show I hop was always closer to the club. Waffle House gives me tummy aches.
Speaker 1:But you get a dinner on a show. Well, yeah, you do get fights.
Speaker 2:I don't see that. Yeah, a squirrel shouldn't be at.
Speaker 1:What is only a couple fights at. I hop, you know, really like it's not, there's more arguments than physical fights is what I've seen at.
Speaker 2:I hop Like Waffle.
Speaker 3:House. Waffle House in the morning is senior citizen hours.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Very calm. You have the old folks. Don't speak too loud. They look at you nasty at nighttime After 2am or it's a little ratchet.
Speaker 1:Or it's lit. You're going to see a fight. Yeah, you're going to see a fight If somebody getting carried out.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Somebody might get a chair thrown in the Waffle House employee catch it. You never know.
Speaker 3:You never know what's going to happen at Waffle House and I feel like people from Waffle House, like when they do their interview they have to do like a quick, like two minute fight.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you got to throw them hands.
Speaker 3:See if you can defend yourself.
Speaker 1:Like get out there and let me show me what you got Like.
Speaker 2:remember the movie Dodge Ball. If you can dodge the wrench, it's like the, then they warn you.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:For sure. So now we conclude at the first part of the interview. What's the second part? Ready Fight, yeah Just throw a whole plate. Since flip a plate, catch the chair. You're going to play it the whole interview.
Speaker 2:there's a plate there. You're like what's that plate for now, wham.
Speaker 3:Plus, ihop is more classy.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I'd rather you take me to. If you take me to IHOP, I'm thinking you want a second date. You like me If you take me to the Waffle House. You're trying to have like a little white night.
Speaker 2:One night. Excuse me, I can't tell whether you boozy or not. You will be okay if I took you to IHOP on a first date. I don't feel like you would. You would.
Speaker 3:Absolutely, absolutely. Wherever you want to go, as long as I'm being fed and there's something to many that I like I'm going to be happy because all that matters is a conversation and our vibe, and we're going to be lit.
Speaker 1:How are you single?
Speaker 3:Look at guys I think I'm single because my expectations are a little bit.
Speaker 2:Wait.
Speaker 3:Too high for certain situations, I guess we're relationship yes.
Speaker 1:OK, I get that. Yes, I'm with you on that.
Speaker 2:Whatever, listen, because I'm confused, but anyways. Well, there you go, guys. I guess you should be not, oh plus, I'm a little scared.
Speaker 3:I I date and then I see like one little thing and I kind of like retroback, like oh.
Speaker 2:I thought you always done that, or like are you better about that?
Speaker 3:now For the past, like I'll see it. For the past two years I've been like that yeah, I'm fortunate, fast situations will do that to you. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like. It'll make you like like. That's why I don't get like in the back to back relationship and I know it's about to say because I did. I did a couple petty relationships, but normally my relationships are like my real relationships and space out Like. Space out how long Like. I was in a relationship. I think me and my kids mother broke up in like 2011. I think my next one was like well, that was a quick one. It was like 2013 ish. Then we lasted like a year or so and then the next one was like 2016. And then we were done.
Speaker 2:That's a lot of gaps 2020. So I don't really do relationships when you saying gaps between, like serious relationships, not like you know you still having fun in between those guys.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, that's when I go through my phase. I was going through my phase. You have a name for this.
Speaker 3:Yeah, ha ha, ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 1:You said it was who's daddy season. I was like I love it.
Speaker 3:I love it.
Speaker 2:Y'all trying to find Lena. She said I ha bro, yeah, with an open back and scrambled eggs.
Speaker 3:With cheese on it.
Speaker 2:Oh, but is it OK, don't go. No, if I'm out with you and somebody touch your open back, boy, they're going to have an open back. That's the.
Speaker 1:So I got to ask a question. Because, is it? I'm more nervous about the swimming with manatees than I am Python? Is that weird?
Speaker 2:No, because you don't swim, so you know you should. Well, I can't swim. You can say I was trying to be.
Speaker 1:No, you can say it Political.
Speaker 2:I can't swim. I was scared of the weather.
Speaker 1:You can swim. You had a cold weather, that's why I'm not.
Speaker 3:I hate cold, I hate it.
Speaker 2:It doesn't do, because I'm already not packing this thing on disappear, but at least it'll be safe. I don't know about a fish or any kind of animal, really, so I'm going to be saving you. No good luck, bro, you got the shrinkage. I'm going to be going. You know they're going to disappear Like I was the hoodie. Oh my God, no. So you got bigger concerns. I'll be I'm, I don't know. Now you're going to be fine, because I will actually protect you. Many on the water, I will actually protect you in the water.
Speaker 1:When I learn how to swim, it's going to be over with. Ok, I'm going to take that. Leo, we should take class.
Speaker 3:I was going to say we're doing all these adventures and not once how we said we need to learn how to swim. Take a class.
Speaker 1:Let's take it, let's take it, let's. We can film it, we can document it.
Speaker 2:I know a lifeguard that can teach you.
Speaker 1:You sure? Yeah, rudy can't swim either, so this is great. Let's make this happen. Yes, I hit her up after this and see what's up, and we can go, we can go and we can document this whole thing. I'm with it.
Speaker 2:All films are films on really good swim. Okay, okay, I'm with it.
Speaker 1:Okay, I even take my little camera underwater so they can see me drowning, going to the bottom, because I'm definitely a sinker, even. I don't even know, whatever That'd be fun.
Speaker 2:I think that'd be a good time.
Speaker 1:I think so too, but I was more nervous about the manatee and I was like, is that weird to me?
Speaker 3:No, it's not, they don't buy.
Speaker 1:No, not the actual manatee themselves. You are about the water part, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but thankfully we're going to be in shallow, you're going to be safe. And you will have a protector in me, I will protect you. Even though you won't bring me back to help from my BBL, I will protect you, but Rudy offered first, rudy made it weird too, because he's I'm talking about my BBL. He's going to help me get up and like he's cooking for me and dinner and stuff. I don't know what he said, Rob he said he's not going to let you starve?
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what you said. That's my boy. Of course I'll cook for him.
Speaker 2:I can't watch Iron man no more because I see Don Cheadle and all I think of is Rudy. I'm sorry, I saw Iron man last night. You saw Iron man? Yeah, my bad, I knew I'd digress, sorry.
Speaker 1:I saw Transformers, rise of the Beast.
Speaker 2:I haven't seen it. Is it worth?
Speaker 1:watching. It's good. It's good, it's all emotional and it's on the way here. I was about to do it with my daughter and they was in Columbia and I thought of Lena. I don't know, every time I see Columbia now I think of Lena. So they was in Columbia.
Speaker 2:Don't mess around and turn Columbia.
Speaker 3:Oh, and if he wants to, he will.
Speaker 2:I heard it happens. Yeah, I heard the side effects. If you hang out with a Colombian, you want to start to become Colombian, anyway.
Speaker 1:Lena just caught it.
Speaker 2:Anyway.
Speaker 3:She just caught it.
Speaker 1:Oh man, so Okay. So before I got a game right, I've been prepping this game for like two days. Manny has no idea I got to turn my computer, hold on.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, oh, I'm excited. Like are we going to play right now? Yeah, I'm excited, okay.
Speaker 1:So do y'all want to play the game? Because this has been raining a lot, right, and I don't know if this bothers y'all the way that it bothers me, but we've been seeing a lot of people with their hazards on the people from out of state that get like scared to drive in the border.
Speaker 3:It is illegal in Florida to drive with your emergency lights on.
Speaker 1:They made it. That's not even a good argument.
Speaker 2:They made it legal again, like a year or so ago they made it legal again, but that's still not a good argument, because they got all the things that are being done illegally every day, so that's not even.
Speaker 1:You know how, like bro, just pull over. If you can't see, pull over. If I promise you y'all, we're going to hold it down, we're okay, that's all I saw Monday.
Speaker 3:Monday was the day that it rained really bad and we were like flooded in. So I walked down to the to the sidewalk with my daughter. Look to my right lights everywhere, everywhere, everywhere. Look to the other side lights everywhere. In the morning, when I dropped her off school, there was all these cars on the side of the road and I'm thinking those were public. The lights were flashing at night and they had to leave the car there because some people still decided to go out when we almost sank. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I had people. There was a, I think it was a tow truck driver. I think I was at public and they were saying that there was a tow truck driver saying I guess they were busy because they had to tow so many cars from out of the flood.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes, when.
Speaker 3:I picked up my car today. I was having AC issues and I picked it up today. I was hearing the guy and he was excited because that's more money in his pocket. But a lot of cars were being brought in because they were damaged. But they just need that report saying that it has water damage to send to the insurance. But they still got to pay, yeah, and they had that referral and stuff and they had so many cars nice ones too. There was a. I saw the I don't know if you've seen it before. It's like a yellow Lamborghini in Cape Coral.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:The guy had taken it over there because he left it outside. He didn't put it in the garage and it was damaged most, most likely the water damage.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that's like I said. We had that flood and I I don't know that's the thing about. You know, those are probably Floridians, because Floridians don't take anything serious.
Speaker 3:No, I had a floral license, but I looked too.
Speaker 2:He records it while you're sitting out on the wall. It's thinking about doing R&B choreography in the rain.
Speaker 1:I did that before I got a video. You got like say Like it yeah.
Speaker 2:I got a little turned on. Can we watch this afterwards?
Speaker 3:I'm going to find it.
Speaker 1:I got you All right, so I got a game.
Speaker 3:Okay, all right.
Speaker 1:It's called okay, so we're going to do movies.
Speaker 3:Okay, Now I suck at that Okay.
Speaker 1:Is it these movies that either set in Florida or not? But y'all don't have to guess which one is set in Florida and which one is not.
Speaker 2:We say set like it was shot in Florida, but we don't know it's Florida or it's obviously like hey, this was the. Was the story meant to be in Florida? Yeah.
Speaker 1:It's either shot in Florida or about Florida.
Speaker 2:All right, so do we got to get a certain amount of points to win, or, all right, go ahead?
Speaker 3:What do we win? I don't know yet I didn't.
Speaker 1:she just said all right whatever. You get ragging. Sorry, but nice. Okay, are y'all ready? I'm going to go light.
Speaker 3:I'm going to close my eyes because I think and I'm tipsy, can't think straight.
Speaker 1:All right, so Ace Ventura Pat detective Ladies first.
Speaker 2:Can I steal it?
Speaker 1:Oh, I see the yes and no yeah.
Speaker 3:Can I cost someone?
Speaker 1:No Phone spray.
Speaker 3:I say no.
Speaker 2:No, yes, miami Dolphin, no, but I can't steal that though Right Cause I was hers. I just don't know she don't get that point Right.
Speaker 1:So zero, zero Nates on a plane.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:It's my turn.
Speaker 3:I'm going to say yes, no.
Speaker 2:I get the point, I'm going to say yes.
Speaker 1:And I'm going to say yes.
Speaker 2:The first job, you have the easy ones.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 1:It's not only jobs.
Speaker 2:Three the set of so both of us are One of y'all, you still both got zero.
Speaker 1:Who turned it? The Truman show.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to be a true question.
Speaker 1:Yes, you got that Ding ding ding One zero baby.
Speaker 2:Finally winning at something with this girl. I got one too, no you don't.
Speaker 3:Yes, I do I can't steal minds that I get wrong. Oh, are you ready? I'm losing, maybe.
Speaker 1:I should have not drunk before coming over here. It's not that far. I don't blame the alcohol.
Speaker 2:I feel like you're giving her all the easy one.
Speaker 3:No, yes.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:No, I gave you.
Speaker 2:One-one.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:All right, mani Atmanic rim Dang.
Speaker 2:I forgot that was shot like in Australia. No, the actor was Australian. I'm gonna say no and the place in Florida, the.
Speaker 3:I've never seen it oh magic Mike. Yes, what man.
Speaker 1:All right, man, I got ready. Okay, bear, oh dang, it was like all in a mountain.
Speaker 2:That could have been a set, though I'm gonna say, no, nice Got all right oh two, two.
Speaker 1:It's based out of Georgia. What's the book you just said in Georgia? Because it's based on a two. Well, the beer ain't go crazy, but a lot of the movie, is true?
Speaker 3:So yeah, georgia, all right, watch the movie. Yeah, I watched it. I thought it was the most funniest thing ever. It was a great movie. It was probably the best movie that came out of here. It was hilarious. I finally watched it.
Speaker 1:Y'all know I'm always late to stuff. All right, so who it was, lena? Yes, I'm gonna say no. All right, so who it was, lena. Yes, what's the score? Two, two. Oh, it's two, two, yep. So we're going to give both of y'all one more.
Speaker 3:Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 1:Y'all ready, so Lena arachnophobia.
Speaker 3:No, you got it.
Speaker 2:Damn.
Speaker 1:You got it.
Speaker 2:This has been a rough week, man. If she wins this, I'm going to be so pissed man it comes down to this, if I win, you buy me clear soup.
Speaker 1:Oh, it comes down to this. All right, no pressure Dolphin tail. Yes, you got it, so now it's time, let's go.
Speaker 3:Rock paper scissors let's go.
Speaker 2:You don't have to know my moves. You got my moves. Just one. We need two.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just going to win Whichever one of y'all Dancers first.
Speaker 3:Oh Did no.
Speaker 1:Y'all ready.
Speaker 3:My heart.
Speaker 1:Thought you'd do little. No.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:He got you, he got you, lena. He got you, he got you, he got you. Many won, many won the Florida movie game. I would like to think Go ahead, do your thing.
Speaker 2:All the naysayers. The negative hers is what I call them. What about Go-Tos? What's that? Oh, my best friend, I'm going to take some of her positive energy.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to respond.
Speaker 2:You don't have anything nice to say. Don't say anything. Think about moon water.
Speaker 3:That's it. Think about how moon water replenished her soul.
Speaker 1:He did a lot. Did a lot.
Speaker 3:Which next full moon will be next Thursday. Remember that. Oh yeah, moon water, I might.
Speaker 1:I think we all should. Can we travel? I wonder what kind of effect moon water has on an already toxic?
Speaker 2:person. But what if it's supposed to?
Speaker 1:what if we all have a moon water and bring it to the next when we come? Next show yeah, that show after the full moon. Can you remind us when that full moon?
Speaker 2:I'm not going to remember, all right.
Speaker 1:So we got a couple of Florida stories. I feel like these are two of them, but I don't know, because the guy that broke into the church and baptized himself, you know he's still pretty. That's the top one so far. So we're going to go with the light one, and when I say light, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a. Y'all gonna see why. So a 42, a 42 year old woman in Florida was arrested after she allegedly tried to give the authorities dog or give the authorities dog urine and attempt to pass the mandatory court ordered drug test.
Speaker 3:Does she not have human friends?
Speaker 1:I don't, but so my question is how does she think that would work Like?
Speaker 2:ma'am. The results are in Europe pregnant poodle.
Speaker 1:Ma'am, ma'am, you are a bit bull.
Speaker 2:I don't understand why you tested positive for do sound.
Speaker 1:You have no drugs. Nobody messes with her.
Speaker 2:Like you said. One, why couldn't you go to a person? But two, it says the aunt's dog.
Speaker 1:So why you couldn't hit up the aunt instead. Well, whatever was probably used.
Speaker 3:So that's not the question. Does she have clean friends?
Speaker 1:Okay, see, that was I was going to say.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:And judging by the shot, the mug shot, she, the dog, was probably the best option.
Speaker 1:That's like a movie, bro, like super bad to like. They ordered the court and the dog passed by, cause they ain't got nobody else to give them the like the urine.
Speaker 2:And this happened in 2024. You really thought in 2024, you thought this would work.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. I got more questions. How did she collect this dog?
Speaker 2:You're dang.
Speaker 3:that's a good question, oh so and I will say it because they want to check once if my dog had hookworms, okay. So they said, okay, we don't have to do another stool sample, but if you can collect I think it was like I think it was, this was many years ago urine, yeah, and I waited until he squatted. And the moment that he squatted around with the cup, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:And had a little you know rubber glove on it, just go and collect it and just sealed it and took it to yeah, so I'm pretty sure that's what she's.
Speaker 2:I'm more than sure that's what you're doing. The story sounds kind of iffy and I don't know how I feel about letting her get me clear soup now.
Speaker 3:I mean, you've never dated like a vet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, man. Have you ever dated a vet?
Speaker 2:Can I say it? I could say it in a clean version. For it I promise All right. I actually dated a young lady who part of her job was to collect a semen to, you know, from animals. Get other dogs pregnant. A breeder.
Speaker 3:Breeder.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so yes, actually.
Speaker 3:I was a little bit, a little bit, a little bit about the female.
Speaker 2:You know the female, you know the female, the female, the female, the female, the female, the female. And this is the same person. But I had to get me such a hard time for me to be artificially inseminated by her stupid, but she's doing so well.
Speaker 1:I don't even know how to she's doing so well, Right now thoughts and prayers to her great woman. But anyway, huh. So second floor, the man's story. Yeah, this is the one, bro.
Speaker 3:Okay, I don't get it. The title is too long. Explain to me what's going on.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right, so we're going to sum it up. Okay, well, let's see how to blow the man. Drive stolen truck to space force base to warn of the battle between aliens and dragons.
Speaker 3:Okay, so let me see if I got this right. The man in the picture, yes, got in his car, in his truck.
Speaker 1:Yes. And drove to a oh, no, no, no, he got in somebody else's truck.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he got in somebody else's truck. He was in a stolen truck.
Speaker 3:Oh, it was Okay. So this man drove a stolen car to the space force base to warn the people that were on the base that there is a war going on between aliens and dragons. Right, so that was.
Speaker 2:That's what's going on, okay, okay.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:But what if he's right, though? Do we have to be tells? Do we have to be tells?
Speaker 2:Did he Because I'm thinking about a movie, and a movie, you know, in a cop is like I'm going to accommodate your vehicle. Did he steal a car that was just chilling, or did he steal it from a person that was currently in the car? Those are the type of things I want to know. He stole it from the beach, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:And I mean I think A Ford F-150. So I think that just fits the movie Like. I feel like that fits the movie plot.
Speaker 2:And this is where Florida is a problem. Because, you know what the films for the Bermuda Triangle. What did this? Is this mental health? Or is this drugs? Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1:This might answer your question, he said when he tried to get in the base. He claimed that the president told him oh yeah, and he said that he was in his mind that he needed to take the vehicle to warn government.
Speaker 2:That makes sense, because we don't really hear Joe Biden talk a lot, so he would have to mentally send that message. Is that what you think happened? So this guy might be on to something Well he's on to jail.
Speaker 1:He went to jail.
Speaker 3:He told them in his mind.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he was out there, Because could you just imagine you at work chilling ready?
Speaker 2:for a lunch. You know what concerns me more. What's up, the bond was only $3,000?. I mean, it's the state where he's at. Is that the part that got him? He's the state where he's at.
Speaker 3:You gotta pay way more for this guy to be on the streets again.
Speaker 2:They deserve for him to go right back. If the bill was $3,000, only that's crazy.
Speaker 1:That is yeah. So do you think that tops the guy with the broken to the church?
Speaker 2:I still don't think it tops it.
Speaker 3:No, and I need you to.
Speaker 2:This still feels regular.
Speaker 3:I need you to find something that's going to trigger like be more crazy than that story.
Speaker 2:I don't think that's the top it needs to top it, it needs to. No, the other one has a lot more layers than this one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because remember like I felt. I felt emotion, Like I don't feel nothing with this.
Speaker 2:How y'all don't feel. What if he's right, if you're going based off of the title, the sounds more extreme, but like the feeling, what?
Speaker 3:if he's right. I have a stupid question.
Speaker 2:What's up.
Speaker 3:Dragons.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Are they like dinosaurs?
Speaker 1:Kind of. I guess that's a good way to describe. I would say.
Speaker 2:Well, we, we all know they're mythical, right yeah, Evidence of dinosaurs. We don't have evidence of dragons. Well, we don't know these things Like unicorns.
Speaker 3:What about unicorns and mermaids?
Speaker 2:What about them?
Speaker 3:They're out there. We just haven't got any. We haven't captured them. Yeah, I think we saw unicorns as a kid See Puerto Rico. Okay, I have a memory of that.
Speaker 2:But anyways, I believe you know I sound like I'm on drugs in.
Speaker 3:Florida.
Speaker 2:Never mind, are you in space station?
Speaker 1:No, let me know If I see many pull up in the F 150, I know what time it is.
Speaker 3:Seriously.
Speaker 2:I'm put it through the golf cart. In my mind I'm on a white unicorn I ride on that with, so we could go to the sport. We're not going to fit on the golf cart or the horse, the unicorn Right, oh man.
Speaker 1:So y'all don't think this one tops it.
Speaker 2:No, the title makes it seem like it would top it, but I don't know Like the energy from that other story was crazy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because we have so much emotion like oh my God, should we forgive him, should we not? Is he guilty? Is he not guilty?
Speaker 2:It was more of a mental battle.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he asked for forgiveness. That he asked for before he did, it after he did it.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to throw a time on his side at all. You kind of tried to be there but no, okay, let me.
Speaker 1:Let me say this what if, let's say, two weeks down the road there's an alien and dragon war breaking out? Now he's laughing at us for laughing at him, because this whole time he already knew the war was coming. He should be reimbursed those $3,000. I think so too.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:If that happens. So I say I'm going to find a story that's worth that. That'll top this one. I don't know if you're going to talk to church.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I need you to impress us.
Speaker 1:I got you. I got you Because I felt like I've seen the look on your face when I told you.
Speaker 3:I have a great idea. Let's all look for Florida story and bring it off here and see who has the best one. Who has the best one?
Speaker 2:Who's going to judge the audience? No, no, because they're going to go for wicks. We're not doing that.
Speaker 1:They might go for Lena. They're Rudy. They might go for Lena. Many, I feel like you can win this.
Speaker 2:No, I can't.
Speaker 3:These people are ridiculous man All right, so that's our, our next assignment.
Speaker 1:Yes, I love it To find the best.
Speaker 3:Yes, and we all bring it here.
Speaker 1:I can't use the, the guy that through the, the alligator, through the windows, drive through right. Not where to use that.
Speaker 3:No, something that was never brought up before.
Speaker 1:I got it, I'm on it, I'm on it. It don't have to be recent, it could just be all time it could just be all time the best one. The craziest Florida man story of all time.
Speaker 3:I like it.
Speaker 2:It don't have to be Florida man, right Cause we had a Florida woman and we should be. Yeah, we're Florida woman. Gender All gender Florida person.
Speaker 1:Florida person Florida man. I'm with it. I'm going to be the Florida man or woman story. That's what I wanna do.
Speaker 2:I'll do that next episode, I got some good ideas.
Speaker 1:I think I'm going to be in. I'm going to be in a lab. I'm going to be in a lab and push comes at 3am. Push comes at 7am.
Speaker 2:I'm going to create a new story.
Speaker 3:Oh, because you have to bring up the information.
Speaker 1:Man, they're going to be the Florida man I'm going to be doing it on my mug shot up there like no man, it's going to be the Florida man. That's a lot to do.
Speaker 3:I need you to read the article, and I want to see it she got too involved in the show man.
Speaker 1:He took this content away. He wanted to win content over everything. Oh man, all right, so I don't have any more. Yeah, I think I think we we done. Um no, I don't want to trigger Manny. So we already kind of talked about them. Yeah, I don't want to. I don't want to trigger Manny. I don't want to trigger Manny, I don't want to do it. Well, I want to make sure that Manny has baby monkey defender on his side. But everybody else was on leaner side.
Speaker 2:So, all right, that's a boat of confidence.
Speaker 1:Manny wants a fourth person to be his partner.
Speaker 2:I feel like oh yeah on the show. Yes, for sure. I feel like leaving it. I need backup. They're not replacing me, boo boo. No, it's not replacing, I need a fourth.
Speaker 1:Oh no, no, you ain't going your dog pile on me.
Speaker 2:It's the people that come in and with my luck, that person will just jump on your side.
Speaker 1:It's our supporters exactly. Lena has magic. Yes, she do.
Speaker 3:I'm sure it is.
Speaker 2:I'm majestic, she's got to pull a cape off and expose her back.
Speaker 3:I'm majestic I'm telling you. I am a unicorn.
Speaker 2:There you go, trying to warn you. She'll be like are you sure that's how you feel? And then she'll be like expose the back and they're like now that I think about you, I don't feel that way.
Speaker 1:Now that I give it some thought. Oh man. So which I want to leave with the people I'm, I'm rolling with, whatever y'all do.
Speaker 2:No, like y'all do it, lena, you do it. Ladies, say something to the women out there. We don't talk to the women directly enough.
Speaker 3:Ladies, I'm a little tipsy, so I'm going to try to.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's good, I can't wait.
Speaker 3:Be incredible.
Speaker 1:There you go.
Speaker 3:Don't settle for less.
Speaker 1:That's right.
Speaker 3:Always wake up with a positive mind.
Speaker 1:That's right.
Speaker 3:A good little prayer, that's right. Don't let these son of a biscuits tell you that you are wearing too much makeup, that you are too loud, that you are not kind, all those mean things that men say.
Speaker 1:That's right.
Speaker 3:Kick it to the curve.
Speaker 1:That's right.
Speaker 3:We're a majestic AF.
Speaker 1:That's right, unicorns out there.
Speaker 3:Girl power.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying. No matter how weird it sounds, if you love them, try it once, right, what?
Speaker 1:That's what you love, my bad man. I wasn't ready that what you going with. Yeah, man, love is love OK. What I want to leave with the people Wait.
Speaker 2:what your end this show.
Speaker 1:What. I want to leave with the people.
Speaker 2:Yo, I swear I had a positive mindset. It's attack after attack and she does it below because I told her the manatee thing. Ok, I'm going to close it up, but I bet y'all still going to be on time.
Speaker 1:I'm going to close it up. I just want to say be careful who you let. Be careful who you let give you a hickey, because it may not ever go away and that's ever so funny.
Speaker 2:Yo, the attack back to back, and I wonder why I need a fork.
Speaker 1:Cue my theme, you dick. Oh, my god, it's Wix, wix, oh my god, god, oh MG, it's Wix.
Speaker 2:Oh MG, oh MG. Oh, oh, my god, it's Wix. Wix, woo, woo, woo, oh MG, it's Wix Ha.