Hey listeners, it's Wicks here with Lina and Manny, and I've got to tell you, this time we've really wrestled up some wild content. Imagine locking eyes with a scaly behemoth, feeling the rush as you and an alligator size each other up - that's the kind of heart-pounding action we're discussing as we delve into Florida's freestyle alligator wrestling. We're not just spectators; we're dissecting the cultural significance and the ethical tightrope walked by those who participate. But it's not all about the gators; we've also got a hilarious take on technology's quirks and how a kangaroo on the lam in Tampa showcases the Sunshine State's wild side.
Join us as we swap stories that'll make you laugh, wince, and wonder, like voice-to-text gone hilariously wrong and the art of invisible voice notes in our digital lives. Picture a kangaroo hopping down your street - yes, that happened, and we're here to unpack the chaos of exotic animals mingling with suburban life. And when it comes to relationships, we don't hold back. We're sharing those intimate moments of partnership that prove love can be protective, hilarious, and downright puzzling, whether it's a disagreement over bed space or a protective reaction to road rage.
So, are you ready for an episode that's part Florida wild, part tech trouble, and all heart? From grappling with gators to decoding disappearing messages, our adventures are as diverse as the Floridian wildlife. We're peeling back the layers of life, love, and the occasional loose kangaroo. Buckle up for laughs, learning, and maybe a few life lessons with your favorite trio of podcast pals. It's an episode of oh MG, it's Wicks that you won't want to miss!
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Hey listeners, it's Wicks here with Lina and Manny, and I've got to tell you, this time we've really wrestled up some wild content. Imagine locking eyes with a scaly behemoth, feeling the rush as you and an alligator size each other up - that's the kind of heart-pounding action we're discussing as we delve into Florida's freestyle alligator wrestling. We're not just spectators; we're dissecting the cultural significance and the ethical tightrope walked by those who participate. But it's not all about the gators; we've also got a hilarious take on technology's quirks and how a kangaroo on the lam in Tampa showcases the Sunshine State's wild side.
Join us as we swap stories that'll make you laugh, wince, and wonder, like voice-to-text gone hilariously wrong and the art of invisible voice notes in our digital lives. Picture a kangaroo hopping down your street - yes, that happened, and we're here to unpack the chaos of exotic animals mingling with suburban life. And when it comes to relationships, we don't hold back. We're sharing those intimate moments of partnership that prove love can be protective, hilarious, and downright puzzling, whether it's a disagreement over bed space or a protective reaction to road rage.
So, are you ready for an episode that's part Florida wild, part tech trouble, and all heart? From grappling with gators to decoding disappearing messages, our adventures are as diverse as the Floridian wildlife. We're peeling back the layers of life, love, and the occasional loose kangaroo. Buckle up for laughs, learning, and maybe a few life lessons with your favorite trio of podcast pals. It's an episode of oh MG, it's Wicks that you won't want to miss!
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Speaker 2:What's happening, everybody? This is the oh MG, it's Wix show. We are at episode 31. We about to have a good show. I feel like it's gonna be good. I feel some good energy. Leena and this thing, manny and this thing. I'm gonna let them introduce themselves. And then we about to get to this.
Speaker 1:Hello, this is Manny Knox. I don't know how I feel right now. I feel lethargic, I feel excited, I feel paranoid. So I don't know what we're gonna get this episode. But regardless of how I feel, how I act and what my energy says, you still should like, share and subscribe, man. We need you and we want you. Yeah, and we want pics like in our inboxes. No, no.
Speaker 2:Leena, stop it.
Speaker 1:No, I don't, if people can work on that, thank you, no, I don't.
Speaker 3:You don't want those pictures?
Speaker 2:No, I don't.
Speaker 3:Hello everyone. Leena Slim, I'm back at it again Another week with health after my death scare.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And Manny, I wanna let you know that you are good and right. That is definitely your color.
Speaker 1:Thank you. I appreciate that. That's nice of you to say.
Speaker 2:See Leena's nice.
Speaker 1:This is why Leena's here forever.
Speaker 2:I just, I mean with that.
Speaker 1:I feel like there was something behind it, but I'm gonna accept it, Thank you.
Speaker 2:Leena ain't going no way. I just need y'all to know that. So, okay, so over the weekend, right, and that is actually happening this weekend. Okay, I was online and I'm like what is going on in Florida? Because sometimes you're just like Florida's been a little quiet lately, but it hasn't. It's just me doing other stuff. So while I'm out, I found something that was very Florida and I'm like we gotta talk about it. It is the freestyle alligator wrestling competition. So there is an alligator wrestling competition that goes down in Florida and this happens. I guess I thought it was like a once a year thing, but this is a whole league. They have a logo and everything Like the UFC, but for freestyle.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:There's a logo and everything and I was like that's probably the most Florida sport ever.
Speaker 3:Before we go any further, I want to say if you guys choose to do this, you weren't forced into it and you get your leg and your arm chewed off, do not start a GoFundMe, because you put yourself in that situation. That's all I want to say.
Speaker 2:Go ahead and if I'm there, like if I'm doing it, just keep the camera rolling. Baby, we going viral.
Speaker 3:No, we're not, no, we're not, no, we're not. First of all, you're not going to do it.
Speaker 2:I'm going to do it.
Speaker 3:Because you know that these creatures are dangerous and they're meant for one thing and one thing only To attack, kill, to eat, that's it.
Speaker 1:Alligators are on the bed. No he also said you know, you just put a very negative. Alligators are pretty cool, I think babies are meant to live their life and be animal.
Speaker 3:Exactly, which means when they're animals and they're minding their own business, there's no need for a 200 pound man to jump on its back and wrestle it.
Speaker 1:But what if they had like? Let's just hypothetically they haven't had affection for like, or just throw a number out there two months and two days, two months, yeah, then maybe they want to be wrestled in these alligator competitions. You know what I mean? I know.
Speaker 2:But what I will say, though right, with the alligator wrestling, because this is like something that you know they've been doing, the Native Americans been doing since forever, so it's like a whole you know, and they find like I saw somebody that did it blindfolded. Now some of them, you know, they get a little crazy. They had the alligator mouth open and these are not like trained alligators. These are, like I believe, mostly like nuisance alligators.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That you know they have to relocate anyway, then they or you know alligators that they can't.
Speaker 3:Regardless, if you train them, they you can't predict that one day they're not going to turn on you. That's what they're meant to do.
Speaker 2:Well, we got to, we got to introduce you to Ben Ben will change your mind on alligators, but alligators really are, I would say, one of the animals that are closest to Floridians. This is why I say that.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, that's our mascot.
Speaker 2:But most of the time they mind their business Like alligators. Most of the time you see them like an alligator that hasn't been bothered with their mind in their business. They're just doing their thing.
Speaker 3:Exactly Leave them alone.
Speaker 2:And, just like Floridians, if you don't bother them, they don't bother you, but when you bother them, it's when they bother you, exactly.
Speaker 3:And that's why I say and then don't come with this boohoo story about how you can no longer work for the rest of your life because you got half your body chewed out Like I. I just don't have respect for people like that.
Speaker 2:I don't think that anybody does this.
Speaker 3:I like that TV show of the guy that he was in a wheelchair because he decided to approach a bear and the bear had three cubs and he wanted to take a selfie with the cubs and like went and followed these bears. And then he's on on the computer crying like please help me, save up some money, I can't work. No, and nobody told you to go bother those crabs.
Speaker 2:Those people are different, I'm with you on that. That's like to do with the alligator, with the tiger at the Naples Zoo and he was, you know, sticking his. I actually had it on the list because him and Did it ever announce his name?
Speaker 3:No right, they kept his information private because a lot of people were upset that they had to kill that tiger because he decided to invade his space to try to pet or oversize yeah, an oversized cat Like you know what was going to happen. Why do it? So now he lost his life with doing what it's known to do. Now they need to keep I hope they still keep his name private, because I don't think no, they ever let it out.
Speaker 2:I think people gonna be after him.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, for sure, they gonna be after him, for sure.
Speaker 2:They had jumped over the fence at the Bush Garden. You know, at the beginning of Bush Garden they have like that alligator pit and they do jump in there for some views, like most of the time they do things for views. Those were not the people that I'm talking about. The most of these alligator wrestlers like they're not online or anything like that. They just kind of do it, like even the Python Hunter. They just kind of do it because this is what they love to do.
Speaker 2:I do have a story of someone that I knew personally that went to. Well, I knew, I actually knew a couple of people that did this, the alligator wrestling competition, but one very wild story. So I get last year around this time I get a text from one of my friends, one of our friends and he was like hey, you should have seen this dude. He was trying to blindfold wrestle this alligator and this dude was wild, he was all over the place and the alligator beat him up pretty good. So then he sent me the video of this alligator, you know, biting down on the dude. So I'm like, oh man, that dude look familiar, but it's kind of far back. You know, I can't really see. I will say.
Speaker 2:A couple of days later, this video not his video, but a different video from someone else starts going viral of this person getting attacked by an alligator. So, as this video is going viral, the person that was getting attacked by the alligator, like I said, he looked familiar. He sends me a video of him bandaged up, like hey, bro, I'm still alive, don't listen to what they say. And then a day after that, he was all bandaged and he was catching another alligator. So it didn't stop nothing. But this is what. Like. He's not one of those people that like. You'll see that that's like online posting him.
Speaker 3:He's so. He finds he does this as like a hobby, like this is what he finds joy in well, he's.
Speaker 2:He's a black Native American.
Speaker 3:Okay, this is what he, so he grew up watching this this is like okay, okay.
Speaker 2:He's like he hunts for his food. He you know bills, fight, like he does all of these things like he's an outdoors, like okay, he does this so a lot of times that like I'll see the alligator that he catch or the python that he catch, but he doesn't post them, like he doesn't post it from his page. Normally somebody's with him will post. He won't post it. He'll send it to me because me and my friends. But I found that to be a very wild story.
Speaker 1:What? I don't want to give them million dollar ideas, but I will couple things. One that sounds highly illegal, but it's Florida, so who cares? Yeah, but, it would be dope if they really go hard in the paint and, like they and I'm gonna give y'all a million dollar idea Treat it like the WWE Come out like, have your P year guys with like that outfits and a big like thing.
Speaker 2:Somebody come out like ultimate way. They start shaking the side of the pool.
Speaker 1:Taking to the next level.
Speaker 3:I know you can do it.
Speaker 1:You're welcome for that idea.
Speaker 2:Listen, that would be I would. I would go.
Speaker 1:I would pay to see that. So can we go? When is anybody allows to come see this?
Speaker 3:How does it open to the public.
Speaker 1:I'm not partaking not even to go watch.
Speaker 3:No it's because I feel like, if I do that, that I'm also like. Supporting it supporting it like. That's how I feel also about the bulls and the people with the little red flies.
Speaker 1:It makes you sad.
Speaker 3:It kind of bothers me a little, because I feel like this should be left alone. I Just, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I'm with you. No, but what I would like?
Speaker 3:in the size of like I want to see it because it's kind of cool. We'll probably be an experience, but I'm really praying that after you guys wrestle these alligators, that they're put back into the habitat and released where With the trauma that they just got wrestled by a human, but they're not being killed out of words.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're on a swamp.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's like yo, these, these two legged creatures, and nothing to play with.
Speaker 2:But some of them they can't be released because a lot of times when people move here and I don't think it's really limited you got something ready if that feed the alligators. But once they start feeding alligators, Um, then alligators start associating people. Yeah, so they're gonna approach you after that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they don't have comfortable yeah.
Speaker 2:So if there's a story of an alligator attacking someone or chasing someone, there's really two things either somebody's been feeding it or You're near its nest because they don't play about yeah, of course. They will come out, or I guess, if they you know a bull, you know male, if you get too close to their territory, then but they're not gonna attack you, but they gonna stay in the ground. So but yeah, well, we were supposed to wrestle an alligator, but it wasn't like a wild alligator, so they do it wasn't a wild alligator.
Speaker 3:No, what was somebody's pet?
Speaker 2:Kinda, it's a, it's an alligator part.
Speaker 3:It's still wild.
Speaker 2:We got to show you been it's a reptile. We're gonna show you been been been.
Speaker 1:rise, alligators you bother animals all the time. I'm not bothered how you told us stories on her about animals. I never asked you to touch them and you take them home like they're poke moms.
Speaker 3:I don't know what she's talking about but I am a person that I will probably give them a better life.
Speaker 1:That's what you think. You just decided that that you know you can walk around kidnapping people's kids at Walmart. Me like I'm sorry I that I don't know that kids Derek a better life. I'm a proud member of them kids one and done yeah, I have one child.
Speaker 3:What I'm saying, it was enough for me to be like oh, I want to do this again.
Speaker 1:Absolutely not what you show me in MD?
Speaker 3:I'm not sure they cry, they yell, you might not have a? Job back. They're expensive. We can't get rid of them, that's true, oh, that's true.
Speaker 2:Well, some, some parents.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:These are the gated wrestling competitions.
Speaker 2:Maybe no, no, no good people I know, I know three people that did Wait.
Speaker 1:Oh, so they it's not. So I cannot pull up and wrestle a lot. I just gotta be somebody that you gotta be. You know people would be Professional, kind of like train that it like most of these people like okay, so.
Speaker 3:I don't want to wear you on a shirt. Don't do this.
Speaker 2:He said, long as I put him on the wings, we could you know what we'll do? We'll put the python. One of you keep it, the python, and then.
Speaker 1:We could do that. I'm not saying I'm gonna do it, I just want to know more about this, but I guess I'll do my own personal research. I really want to help this league grow.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm gonna say we were supposed to do so. They do like alligator wrestling shows with, like you know, alligators that they keep. You know, and one of the people we had on the show just she's like one of the only women alligator wrestlers she was saying that if we wanted to, but you know, of course they have alligators there that are used to people and they would kind of train us on the alligator wrestling. So but I don't think we got approvals yet. But I'm, I was so down but they was gonna take up the mouth, so we're not like.
Speaker 1:But we are. We do have the option to have the mouth open. Yeah, and if I'm gonna do it, I'm just gonna do it and whatever happens happens. I'm not about tape.
Speaker 3:Well, I'm about that action with some things, because recently you do that and you post it, and I'm gonna be like I told you, so I'm not gonna have no.
Speaker 1:Yeah, how about.
Speaker 2:You just wish me successful wrestling. What I will say to Olina is I do things and I'm when I do it. I don't want sympathy, y'all just keep the camera viral.
Speaker 3:I'm making fun of you when I'm gonna be.
Speaker 1:But I'm just saying don't wish bad, don't wish it to happen, because that's what you're doing right now. But yeah, if it happens, you can make the jokes that we go assume it with sharks, like if the python would have got me out of it.
Speaker 3:Like go ahead and get your jokes off, but I'm not gonna be the friend that, if you lose the army, like, can you write something for me? No, cuz ain't nobody told you to go and do this shenanigans. Oh no, we'll be on that.
Speaker 2:Talk the text, I get a nothing. What Well, the voice notes? Voice notes is the way damn, that sucks my accent be changing.
Speaker 3:I mean stuff. How you oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah when I try to talk to it some words, I'm like that's not what I try to, so I have to go back it, so I just skip it voice.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you voice notes the way. Well, that's what I learned, what at that brief stint? That I was single people that was trying to cheat and I never go for. But they'll see me like voice notes and I'm like bro you ain't slick cuz the voice Disappear.
Speaker 1:Like bro you ain't slag, get out of snap when a girl tells me to get snatched, I'm like get out of here bro.
Speaker 3:We know what you doing we trying to get me over there, well, I thought was, if it's always been like that, I'd be like mom, bring me your phone, sorry. Corporate moments for.
Speaker 2:Oh, you think you got away. There was like a way I got. You know. There was a way I guess people had on snapchat, I guess a while ago, what they would try to figure out how to like screen records. You would have to put the. You have to go to the thing. I don't know.
Speaker 3:Oh you brought out the the camera on the screen and then try to minimize it, and you could still see a little bit of what that, what was before it. So there was some things you could still catch, if that makes sense. I tried it a few times. So what I did is that I practiced with my friends, so I'm like yo message me right now.
Speaker 3:So we're in the couch and we're trying to figure it out. And then she tried to do it, but then it said screenshot took it, but then I did it and it didn't announce it. It was something crazy that, but I think they discovered it. So now it's-.
Speaker 1:Women become like the FBI professional IT for shenanigans. For shenanigans, they won't go to school and learn these things. For shenanigans, they'll learn all of this stuff. That's why.
Speaker 2:If I want to know some crazy stuff that I wouldn't normally do in life, I'd be like Shardee. How you do this Now, mind you, shardee doesn't really know a lot about technology.
Speaker 1:But for that they do. That's why it's a whole package. You'll pull out a laptop. Well, let me show you.
Speaker 2:I just saw your search history on Instagram. Wow.
Speaker 1:This was all in September.
Speaker 2:But even like snap, not snap Instagram and she was like yeah, you can just do this. And I'm sitting there like, how do you do that? You know what I'm saying? Because now you're teaching me some stuff that I ain't know, because you have a look for something and then you forget and you try to look for it again and it's gone, and she'll like I'm like, bro, you just saved me a whole bunch of time. No, actually, oh, I got that saved on my phone actually.
Speaker 1:Let me send that to you real quick. You know what?
Speaker 2:I got it on my phone, come on over here, but so recently right, and this is where I have a problem. Like I don't have a problem with a lot of things, this is one thing I have a problem with right. Recently there was a kangaroo on the loose.
Speaker 3:Where.
Speaker 2:In Tampa. You want to know what the crazy part is. This isn't even the first or second time a kangaroo has gotten loose in Florida.
Speaker 3:But was it escaped from the zoo or was somebody's mask on?
Speaker 1:People's, no people's pass. Somebody owned a kangaroo.
Speaker 3:People have a pet. Sorry, Could you imagine?
Speaker 2:walking to your friend house and they just got a kangaroo sitting up there in the corner.
Speaker 3:I did tell you guys that there's a couple Australian couple in North Cape that do have kangaroos.
Speaker 3:You did say that and they have the tall 10 feet length fence and they have like a small trampoline and a small wooden house and they bought the property behind their house so it's extended and they have two kangaroos that you can see. Sometimes you can't see them because they're inside or whatever. I think that's pretty cool, but I always think like what if they do escape? Like that's scary for some people. Would it be safe out there? Is it going to get hit by a car?
Speaker 2:There was one, the one that I seen before a lot of them. It was in the middle of the street and it's like jumping back and forth across the street and then do this like filming it.
Speaker 3:I wonder if you lose your license to have this as your pet? Like I know, you have to go through special licensees to keep this obviously here. So is there strides like, okay, if this happens again, you lose your pets?
Speaker 2:You know what's crazy? Some people, most of the people that do things like this. They don't have a license, they just kind of keep.
Speaker 3:I hope so, because you got to go clean that thing, like where, okay, this kangaroos caught right. But the Humane Society like do they put them next to a dog, or is there a special place that they take up Like you know what?
Speaker 2:is it adoptable? Again, like is a picture gonna or something like that, like a beautiful thing or something like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that thing is staying in the van until they find? A spot.
Speaker 3:It's like hey, I lost my kangaroo. Yeah, we just took it to Tampur Zoo temporary until it's claimed, like you know, like.
Speaker 2:And they probably gonna have to bring the right paperwork. That was like this dude. I watched the video. It wasn't in Florida, though, but I watched the video where this dude's tiger got loose, and it's just a tiger running around in the neighborhood chilling. So the off-duty cop is trying to. I don't know what he was trying to do. Why would you leave your car that long before? It's a tiger, bro.
Speaker 3:Wait, he left the tiger in the car.
Speaker 2:No, no, he was trying to like, get the tiger back. I don't know what he was trying to take the tiger to, he was just trying to like like trap it in the car. No, he was just out with his gun and he was like, and I'm like to be like back up and I'm like the tiger don't understand you, he don't speak English, my boy, unless you start speaking, tiger. But then, as this is going down, the owner pulls up, opens his back door and was like no, he's good, it's my tiger Loads the tiger up in his car and drives it and it only stayed like a few houses down, but he went to jail and the tiger was taken. But, yeah, he had a wild tiger.
Speaker 3:So the tiger was taken away from him. Honestly, he probably didn't have a license or because it ran off, but most of the people don't. Is tiger something you could have a license for?
Speaker 1:You can't at all. It's America. You'll find a way to have anything you want.
Speaker 2:I think you need like enough property, like you can't keep a tiger in your house.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Like you know, that was like this the one lady that had the orangutan and she was giving it pain pills. So the orangutan was addicted to pain pills and it was freaking out one day and she called her friend over to help her and the thing attacked her friend.
Speaker 3:Took her face off.
Speaker 2:Yeah, everything, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:When I was I know it was my high school days Um, I did go to visit my mother's brother and he was like property manager or something of some apartments that was being built and I remember the police officer driving down that street telling everybody to stay inside, but didn't say why. It was because one of the tigers from Tampa Zoo got out. From what I remember. I think they were able to catch it and bring it back, but it happened again like a couple of years later and it was the same tiger, like he was like a, like a con artist, like he knew how to get out. So it was more than once, I think.
Speaker 3:I think and, if I'm not wrong because I, like I said, the first time this happened I was in high school and that was many years ago I think the third time it did end up getting shot because it did try to attack somebody, but the other two times it was very friendly. It was just walking around like just chilling in the street. I did not manage to see it, but afterwards it was on the news and I'm like.
Speaker 3:Oh my God. So this is why they were telling us to stay inside.
Speaker 2:It was that you open your window and it's a tiger, just walk past.
Speaker 3:I'm not going. I don't need that. Yes.
Speaker 2:This is what I was going to say about the kangaroo. What else was going to say about the kangaroo If these days ever start mating, but it become a thing and Florida like it's going to be so fun.
Speaker 1:I'm so excited.
Speaker 2:I'm leaving.
Speaker 3:I never I would try the line there. That's going to be a lie.
Speaker 2:Never leave Florida, but if we ever get kangaroo y'all I'm out.
Speaker 1:You know it's funny too. You know how like you get mad when somebody don't got their dog on the lease, you imagine how mad people are. I was like why you can't keep controlling your kangaroo? Why?
Speaker 3:your kangaroo. Why do kangaroos just?
Speaker 1:lose welly-nilly.
Speaker 3:I didn't have to drive around there. I can't picture myself going to get the mail and they're like jumping around. Yeah, just chilling.
Speaker 2:You be all right, you got it my boy.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, we just.
Speaker 2:Knock on the door when you done, I'm going to go ahead and go in the house. I can't, no more, I can't. But yeah, we got. We already got some crazy stuff, but a kangaroo is where I draw the line. You a tiger too. You know, don't need a one at all.
Speaker 3:I have a video on my phone that I'm going to show you. Last week it was a Sunday, one was Super Bowl Sunday, yeah, and it was midnight and my daughter was behind me and all I hear is my daughter saying no, no, no, no, no, no, I was going to go what? And she's looking up like paranoid. She did a video, she was recording two hours just sitting right above, oh, just staring at us.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, sorry. Oh, that works.
Speaker 3:The door I said, kind of like getting side. She's like no, no, no, no, she's frozen. No, no, no, no. I said, if you stand there, just run. And she did end up like running and they ended up flying everywhere. But my soul was, yeah, my soul, I mean.
Speaker 1:Works all it's works all out, 2000 feet away and panic.
Speaker 3:I could only imagine my daughter wasn't panic, I could tell she was. I could tell she was scared, because I know when she's playing. But she was scared, she was frozen. Yeah, I said, could just walk slowly, ignore, like I just did, no, I can't, I can't. But she did get chased by one A couple of years back. So I think that's where the, the trauma comes from.
Speaker 2:I'm with her.
Speaker 1:That sounds like good luck. That's not how I raised you. Figure it out fight back.
Speaker 2:No, but listen, I all the y'all know if you y'all watch the, the cartoons back in the day, were they sitting there and something scary when they sold me anybody that was my soul, and then looking over my body like bro, you know, and I teach my daughter to like.
Speaker 3:My daughter watches scary movies. She loves the type of things she likes, like realistic things, like she knows how to Empty the clip off a gun and clean it, and stuff like because I teach you these things.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but when it comes to them owls and she got, I didn't even see it. I'm like who do? I'm tired, it's midnight, I gotta be a working a few hours. You gotta be in school in a few hours. She her radar was like thing and she just this whole frozen thing. Yeah, oh man, I feel bad. I need to. I need to figure, maybe, what it do I do. Like do I buy some stuff animals and like put them all over her bed and make her wake up to it Like what?
Speaker 1:can I To a serial killer like?
Speaker 2:even with an alligator trouble you was talking about yeah, that's what it's gonna be.
Speaker 3:Oh, I need to figure it out, cuz there's too many of them. Why? You can't figure everything out, I feel like I'm not gonna be a good mom if I don't figure this out. I gotta figure this out, like do I find someone to have a pet and have her pet it like this are serious questions Like what do I do? I can't have her feel for owls, they're everywhere.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I Don't think there's nothing to specialize in the fear of our relax a little bit. Okay, she survived.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna continue next time. I'm just going inside the house and leaving her out there. You figure this out. You camp outside. That's what I know when you're ready to come back in.
Speaker 1:That's a little extra, because don't you got like coyotes in your name, right?
Speaker 2:The coyotes, I listen I have one kid.
Speaker 3:This is too stressful.
Speaker 2:I would deal with the coyotes before I deal with.
Speaker 1:Well, if you had to make a double-team the coyotes in the house that would be. I didn't. I digress never mind.
Speaker 2:So I got it Okay. So I found a relationship like if y'all want to know about your partner, I found her like a foolproof way to learn things. Listen, I'm gonna tell you what I did yesterday. So what about Friday? On Thursday, um, there's a raise room we have in Fort Myers. So they reached out to me like, hey, if you're ever in Fort Myers, let me know. You know, and I'm like I'm from here, like I live here, I can pull up tomorrow. So they was like, yeah, come tomorrow. And I'm like alright, so me and shorty go to this race room, right? Oh, what I saw with my eyes. Let me know that I am in danger. When I be talking, when I be telling my jokes, I am in danger good Good.
Speaker 3:She puts some fear in your life.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, good the way she hit stop acting up the way she hits cold water, this toaster oven and this chair. So I hit the chair first, right, and I kind of bounce off the chair. I'm like looking at this chair like boy, this is indestructible. And she was like I got it. And then she just starts going at this chair. So then the chair starts breaking and I'm looking like boy you probably visit that me to be me so, yep, if you want to know what type of danger you're in from your partner, take them to a razor.
Speaker 3:I feel like I need that in my life.
Speaker 2:I feel like you do too.
Speaker 3:But I feel like I will probably end up going into like a mental breakdown. You know, when you have so much like bottled inside of you and then you release it and then you just feel this like Relief. Yeah, I feel like a lot of emotion and tears will come with that, like I don't think it was anger.
Speaker 1:But isn't that a good thing?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it definitely is. But I probably will do something like this like on my own. I don't think I'm ready to like see people, you know, with this so much emotion in me, like that. But I definitely want to do that. That's definitely in my to-do list.
Speaker 2:Okay, that's what.
Speaker 1:I wanted to see.
Speaker 2:It's pretty cool to people. The owners are cool.
Speaker 1:So like you didn't question like hey, what? Like I'm sure you were scared afterwards At any point since. Have you been like hey, like you were obviously angry.
Speaker 3:I was like do you want to tell me about what's?
Speaker 1:going on and what led to this.
Speaker 2:I went and bought a cooking thing. I was like are we good? She was like do you remember February 12th 1956, when you when you, I'm telling you, man, like I was, like, are you like we good?
Speaker 1:You just show up to bed and football equipment I'd say fully padded on just later.
Speaker 3:Did you purposely start an argument so you could sleep in the other room.
Speaker 2:No, I wouldn't start an argument. I'm going to give you the whole bed so you can stretch out. I'm going to go sleep on this couch. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to give you the whole bed because you need the whole bed. A queen like you is much better than possible.
Speaker 3:Good morning queen.
Speaker 1:And if you need something, here's this bell. Oh, you got to put a rig in one, I'll be right here.
Speaker 2:You didn't even got to fully rig it. If I hit a click, I'm there. I'm just going to arrive. But yeah, I learned some things about her. We've been together. I've known her since like what? 2018? And that was the first time that I looked at her and it was fear, it was real fear.
Speaker 1:So maybe she experienced what Lena was kind of talking about. Maybe she experienced a relief. Has she been different since? Has she seen any change in behavior?
Speaker 3:Maybe it got worse or it got better she kind of like turned into a debo kind of. Oh, you had a good change. You're such a good girl.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm just going to tuck mine in. You know what I'm saying, because she like be looking at me what?
Speaker 3:I don't want to hear this weekend when she comes around the corner.
Speaker 1:You're all like oh.
Speaker 3:Oh, what I did.
Speaker 2:I don't think I did anything. I cook, I cook, I think I cook. What you need Money, what you need.
Speaker 1:It's like can you pass me that?
Speaker 2:Never mind, I'll get up, walk around, got you. Matter of fact, you don't even got to pick your feet up. I'll do all the work. You wouldn't notice that now.
Speaker 1:You still missing another half of that sock.
Speaker 3:No, I put a full sock for you.
Speaker 2:There you go. That's kind of low. Yeah, kind of the ankle's on that's low.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because the other one was just to cover my toes yeah you're right Okay. But, yeah, I put them on this morning I was like, oh yeah, manny's not going to like these, so I put another one.
Speaker 2:What does it matter what I think, but if you get when y'all get in a relationship or someone that you're interested in, don't really get in a relationship.
Speaker 3:I don't think I want to do that. Then I'll be scared Like what if I really like this dude and then he just goes in there and goes savage?
Speaker 1:more, but it's better for you to find out yeah. I'm sure Find out like there at the beginning than to find out you don't want to walk in the house and you become the rage one by mistake, one day.
Speaker 3:I don't want my furniture. You know what I'm saying yeah, right, listen.
Speaker 1:She said pick me up, but don't leave the sofa, yeah, please.
Speaker 2:So that's my recommendation. I feel like it's a way to learn about the person that you're interested in.
Speaker 3:I'll be putting sticky notes all over the house too. Like I bought this, I bought this, I bought this. Don't ruin anything with a sticky note, right?
Speaker 2:See, I listen After yesterday. If I put up sticky notes, I'll be taking them all down. Do whatever you want, Just don't do it on this.
Speaker 3:Put my sticky notes on me. Why do you got all the sticky notes on you? Just don't hurt me.
Speaker 2:Sticky notes. Everywhere I sit down, I'm telling you I will be that person, but please don't hurt me. But yeah, I learned a lot.
Speaker 3:But you do know that if you get in a fight, she got my back or she might help the other person.
Speaker 2:I don't think I have an option you ever be on the road. Can I tell you all a quick story? So one day I'm driving on 82, right, and as I'm driving I'm coming off of Colonial onto 82. Now the light is green. You always let the people that's running the red light go. This person was like. My light was green, I waited till everybody went, everybody stopped and then I decided to go. This person decided at that point it was time for him to go. He ran the red light, but it was like he ran ran the red light, it wasn't like a yellow light and he coached it.
Speaker 3:He ran the red light.
Speaker 2:So he almost hit me and he's like running me off the road. So you know, I'm angry at this point Cause, listen, don't almost take my life because you want to drive stupid. So I pull up next to him and I'm like going in, I'm not going to lie Like I'm the cool person which all role with me them, they know how it is and I'm going in, but I'm not like going in hard. I'm like amen, you almost killed me, cause we're like riding beside each other. They wrote on their windows so I'm thinking, all right, they must want, yeah, he pulls up. He was like oh man, I'm sorry, I'm such a huge fan of yours. Oh my God, all I hear to the right of me is beep, beep, beep. I can't even say what she was saying and I'm like sure they chill, no, cause, beep, beep, beep. And I he was like I said no, shade, he's a fan of mine. And she was like oh, but he still almost took your life.
Speaker 2:No, I know that. But she was like oh, this is, this is what she does. Now mine is, she's going in.
Speaker 3:And then she was like oh, my bad, she was spas, it ain't even like she had to come out Like she just had like a life experience where she could have possibly lost it.
Speaker 2:It wouldn't hit myself. It wouldn't hit myself, I would have been gone.
Speaker 3:Exactly, and you think she's going to be okay with that. We're losing you. No, she has to let that anger out.
Speaker 2:Well, she let it out.
Speaker 3:I bet you he won't want another red light I don't think he did. Okay, cause he messaged me after.
Speaker 2:He messaged me after yeah, I'm glad she didn't have a back, cause she would have been on top of the roof Period.
Speaker 3:It's more close to him. Yeah, period, yeah, so they get off the roof.
Speaker 2:But yeah, so that happened. So, yeah, I don't think I have an option but to bring her to the fight. So I talk, but I talk, I'm like one of those.
Speaker 3:Don't just, don't just sleep better at night knowing that.
Speaker 2:No cause. What if I'm the fight?
Speaker 3:Well, don't, don't start it.
Speaker 2:Well, I okay. So there's the thing about me, Lina. I always have jokes. There's always a joke in here, Okay, and most of the time I'm able to filter it.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:But sometimes it comes out and one night we were sitting there and she you know she has the nose or anything and I was like you look just like the Chicago Bull, and that didn't sit well with her.
Speaker 3:What time was it?
Speaker 2:It was like 10, 11 o'clock.
Speaker 3:Okay, cause you need to study her too, like for me. Don't make a joke before nine am.
Speaker 1:Oh, I start early, you will get snapped down.
Speaker 3:I'm not a morning person, so I mean you need to know like was it late and she was tired.
Speaker 2:No, she's a, she's a night person?
Speaker 3:Was she hungry?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:Have you fed her before this joke?
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I do this, lina.
Speaker 3:I start early, so I wake up and I'm kind of defender, but I don't know what else to say.
Speaker 2:I wake up and take my youngest daughter my oldest daughter in the school. She's in high school, and then I'll come back at like seven, 20-ish, and she'll ride with me to take my youngest daughter. But it's be like eight and I'm starting it soon as she get up, because I'm up. You know I'd have got up at seven, so I'm up.
Speaker 3:No, I'm up at six 30. Oh, but you have things to do, you just not waking up, okay.
Speaker 2:So I'm up and when, by the time she gets up, I'm already on go, so my jokes are just flowing and yeah, so she deals with me a lot.
Speaker 3:So Okay well.
Speaker 1:She got to take that out. Bro, don't hold back, say whatever joke you want.
Speaker 2:Not after the rage room. I'm not. If you would have seen it, I'm gonna show you the video.
Speaker 3:Wait, to start off the conversation with babe. Can I tell you a joke? That's not no If she says no wait, you write it down and wait till another day.
Speaker 1:No, that takes away the fun. That takes away the fun. Did he just tell you that he's a little scared? Unless she just had a deaf in the family.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna show you the video or some real?
Speaker 1:traumatic happen. Go for it, let it go.
Speaker 2:Do you want me to tell you what's worse? When we told them that she broke the chair, they was like wait, you broke the chair. And they was like I was like what we want to suppose to break it? They was like, no, no, you're good. No one was ever able to break that chair. And I'm like and I hit it before. And I didn't work for me. And then she comes in and just tears the legs off and then breaks the back and it was flat.
Speaker 3:Did you write names on these items?
Speaker 1:No, we're gonna have to, because she probably said the name. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Wicks Bam. I thought I heard a said. I thought I heard a said I looked like a Chicago Bull.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I definitely gotta try this. This sounds really like I feel like I need it.
Speaker 2:Then at one point she started throwing. Oh, then she hit the sentiment.
Speaker 1:Wait. So like what Rudy said here. So she's like is she the new protector now? No, no, it's still me.
Speaker 2:Is that the protector? It's still me. You feel about that action. I'm still.
Speaker 1:You don't think she can take the blade away from you. No, no, no, yo. What if she, one night? She? What if she just knocks you out, beats you up and, just like Debo, snatches your shark tooth necklace and when you wake up out of that coma, she just over you with the shark tooth That'll be.
Speaker 2:I mean, then she gotta kind of have it, because that's the rule. Yeah, that's the rule.
Speaker 1:So don't get used to that thing.
Speaker 3:Wait, but you're gonna be scared or turned on.
Speaker 1:I will be turned on Both, but.
Speaker 2:You need to let her go. So another thing, right? So I've been, I've been. I don't know if y'all go by the beach, but I go to. Like, when my youngest daughter goes to school, she goes to.
Speaker 1:Like right now, y'all riding by the beach.
Speaker 2:Yes, even when it's like colder weather, so even when it's like 60, 70s, right, 60s. And you know we're going to the beach and I've been noticing and you can tell the people that are not Floridians, cause they're like crowding at the beach and as I'm going to try to take my daughter, they're all at the beach.