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Florida man Games and stolen Trains

March 06, 2024 Omgitswicks Season 1 Episode 32
Florida man Games and stolen Trains
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Florida man Games and stolen Trains
Mar 06, 2024 Season 1 Episode 32
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Ever found yourself chuckling at the thought of a peanut butter-covered car or wearing jewelry made of chicken wings? That's the kind of bonkers fun we're talking about on the latest OMG is Wicks show. Join me and the always entertaining Lena Slim as we swap stories that'll make your sides split – from the madcap antics at the Florida Man Games to the unexpected excitement of premature party arrivals. We're all about embracing the zany and the unforgettable, and this episode is no exception.

Remember when life was all about clubbing until the sun came up? Lina and I take a trip down memory lane, reflecting on our transformation from party animals to more serene grown-ups, cherishing the little things like toothbrush holders and eucalyptus showers. We navigate the tender and sometimes hilarious pathways of family dynamics, discussing the endearing quirks and the infamous 'Irish exit' at gatherings. It's a heartfelt look at how our roles within the family evolve, peppered with our signature dash of humor.

To cap off this wild ride, we're talking train heists – yes, you heard that right – real-life GTA-style action that's as crazy as it sounds. From video game enthusiasts jumping to real-world racing careers to the importance of keeping your word and the pleasures of a dollar ramen, we're all about celebrating the unexpected wins and the warmth of human connection. So, what are you waiting for? Tune in to episode 32 and join the joyride through the beautifully bizarre landscape of life.

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Ever found yourself chuckling at the thought of a peanut butter-covered car or wearing jewelry made of chicken wings? That's the kind of bonkers fun we're talking about on the latest OMG is Wicks show. Join me and the always entertaining Lena Slim as we swap stories that'll make your sides split – from the madcap antics at the Florida Man Games to the unexpected excitement of premature party arrivals. We're all about embracing the zany and the unforgettable, and this episode is no exception.

Remember when life was all about clubbing until the sun came up? Lina and I take a trip down memory lane, reflecting on our transformation from party animals to more serene grown-ups, cherishing the little things like toothbrush holders and eucalyptus showers. We navigate the tender and sometimes hilarious pathways of family dynamics, discussing the endearing quirks and the infamous 'Irish exit' at gatherings. It's a heartfelt look at how our roles within the family evolve, peppered with our signature dash of humor.

To cap off this wild ride, we're talking train heists – yes, you heard that right – real-life GTA-style action that's as crazy as it sounds. From video game enthusiasts jumping to real-world racing careers to the importance of keeping your word and the pleasures of a dollar ramen, we're all about celebrating the unexpected wins and the warmth of human connection. So, what are you waiting for? Tune in to episode 32 and join the joyride through the beautifully bizarre landscape of life.

Support the Show.


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Speaker 1:

Put peanut butter on a car, you would turn that whole car to a Reese's man. You would turn that whole car to a Reese's man. But it's gonna take so long that you're gonna come here and call by the time I'm done.

Speaker 2:

If you put eggs, it changes the color of the car.

Speaker 1:

He's just gonna come out with. I'm gonna just be had a jar looking at that like what. You did it to me dawg. I don't know what you wanna do. You started this. You started this. It was this how I hit you.

Speaker 3:

You don't know that your car is delicious. Now, that's all you did. You did this.

Speaker 2:

Oh my God, it's Wix, Wix. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my.

Speaker 3:

God, oh my God, oh my God, it's Wix, wix.

Speaker 1:

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, it's Wix, wix, let's have it everybody.

Speaker 3:

This is the OMG is Wix show. We are at episode 32. I am OMG is Wix. We got a lot to talk about. I got a chicken wing necklace. Lena didn't even notice it. I've been in here with a public chicken wing necklace she greedy too. That's crazy. She didn't notice it. We're going to talk about how I got a chicken wing necklace, oh my. God, he didn't notice it, what is?

Speaker 3:

going on. Listen, there's a lot going on, but I'm going to let everybody else introduce themselves. But we're going to get to how I got this chicken wing necklace.

Speaker 2:

OK.

Speaker 1:

I know you were taking man, but I like to throw that around my neck and catch one of these ladies out here. Use it as bait. Manny Knox came in in a good mood. I feel like the person to my left is going to shift those chakras. We shall see, but I'm ready for whatever. Gang, gang.

Speaker 2:

Is Lena Slim. We're back at it again. I wasn't going to come today on purpose, because last week I was the only one that showed up and the owner of this house. I interrupted his cutty time. He opened the door early in the morning and I knew something was wrong.

Speaker 1:

This really happened.

Speaker 2:

Yes, I showed up here early in the morning.

Speaker 1:

Nobody was supposed to Well not early in the morning.

Speaker 2:

Well, obviously I don't know how to read. I showed up and interrupted his cutty time and you know that was not OK. So I was going to personally not show up today as a payback, but I was like how do you pay back for something you did wrong? And you weren't supposed to be there. I'm going to be the bigger person, Bro. How? Is that your female thing, and I'm glad I'm here because you weren't read again.

Speaker 1:

She's making herself seem like the bigger person than something she was not supposed to be a part of at all.

Speaker 3:

I'm apologize anyway, Lena. I am sorry because I could have made it more clear.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, she said, you might not show, you might not make it, or something.

Speaker 3:

I said I ain't making it.

Speaker 2:

Oh.

Speaker 1:

OK, yes, I apologize because you just I think y'all ain't going to make it by doing no, then you're supporting this behavior. But anyway, make sure to like, share, subscribe All of that good stuff. If you love us, please do it. Well, you don't love us, but we know you love Wix, you guys love her too. Some of you guys love her. You know the male variety, so like sharing.

Speaker 3:

I actually have women asking about her too, and I had a bunch of people walking. Yeah, what a surprise that they like the park. It's open back season and you know, you know, I'm saying the summer is about to hit with spring. I'm out here.

Speaker 1:

You know back season.

Speaker 2:

I'm out here.

Speaker 1:

We got big backs, we got open back.

Speaker 3:

So I went to. We all did the Florida man games right. I saw some of the craziest things Florida man competition. I saw some people right away with a catalytic converter. Some people got ran over by a.

Speaker 1:

Like a real catalytic converter.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, and they had to steal a bike and then right way back with both bikes. There was some listen.

Speaker 1:

There was a way they had to go steal the bike and with a bike and then escape with both bikes.

Speaker 3:

So they had. They had a catalytic converter on the bike. Oh, they had to go through cones and then steal the bike at the other end. Drop the catalytic converter, steal the bike and then run back down and go get the and then load up some copper or this is a trailer. I'm like this is Florida, all the way.

Speaker 3:

So this happened and I saw somebody almost get like a trailer ran over them when they were running and then they failed. You can't fall when you run in front of a trailer, but they did, so I saw that. I saw people Listen, I didn't know, it was like 5,000 people out there, over 5,000 people, and one of those people, one of those one person out there named, was Yaya, so there was a group of them. They had a that's a group that was straight out of public, they had the shirts, not straight out of company.

Speaker 2:

They had to show their public service. That is amazing.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, and the lady she had on a chicken wing necklace and chicken tender earrings right, and I saw the necklace and I'm like I love that necklace. She was like you can have it and I was like are you sure? She's like yeah, I make things like this all the time. I didn't think that anyone would like it.

Speaker 3:

I just made it because I like it and I'm like that's a public chicken wing, but she made it to go with her public outfit and she gave me the necklace. So now I'm so crafty, I've got a public chicken wing necklace.

Speaker 2:

That is pretty, though, and it looks real.

Speaker 3:

That's what I'm saying. It's like the unbredded spicy.

Speaker 2:

Yes, I had that unbredded spicy.

Speaker 3:

That's what it is right there, public chicken wing necklace.

Speaker 2:

I think because there's so much going on on your shirt, I just didn't notice it.

Speaker 1:

Or you're just self-absorbed.

Speaker 3:

No, because she been in here talking about oh my god, she been defending Sharday and all woman defending a woman.

Speaker 1:

Oh my gosh, what you mean? Surprise.

Speaker 2:

I took his back on one thing.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, all right, and we were talking about movies. So there is that, but it was a good experience. I got to meet the American Gladiators. I met a bunch of people, I took pictures, I met. Like I said, I think I'm going to be back next year. If I'm invited back next year, I'll show up, I'll pull up.

Speaker 2:

Is it going to be in the same location all the time, or are they going to move around Florida?

Speaker 3:

I think they for what they're talking about now. So it started out as like a for what he said. It started out as a joke.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

And then it kind of manifested into this event and then he kind of like I said now it's a thing, so now he said he might move it around to different cities, because now people are asking for it to be in South Florida, which I don't know about. A Florida man Games in Miami. Could you imagine Florida man Games in Miami?

Speaker 2:

That's too crazy for me.

Speaker 3:

Like I was. It was already too close to Jacksonville yeah, Better have it by the hospital. Yeah, miami Bro. So. But yeah, it was a good experience. I ended up with a chicken wing necklace and a blinged out public box and I met a bunch of people and I'm looking forward to next year, so we're going to see how this goes and I'm sure when that footage get out there it's going to get even bigger and bigger.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, it's already like I think it was live streamed on the news up there. Like the news stream. The news station up there live streamed the whole event up there, so it was like a crazy event. I'm like I didn't expect it to be that. I just went there, you know, like OK, we're going to do some Florida stuff, and then it just turned into something crazy and next thing, you know, people was yelling eat that butt. And I was like what's going on? Oh then I should have. But I participated, I participated. I'm eating the butt. No, no, no, no. Well at their. I didn't do it In a chant, in a chant.

Speaker 2:

Oh, ok. I was like what we're going to show that you go to, like this is my far left, like what's going on.

Speaker 1:

I knew they would have done that. I would have paid for the tickets you know damn.

Speaker 3:

I would have took that first the me, the me by the lady in the street like whoa, whoa, that's what leader was. Just so, I see that. Wait a minute.

Speaker 2:

This is escalating guys. I don't know if she's out of business there, she won't even push the button.

Speaker 3:

Let it say next time no, just. But it was. Listen, it was pork butts. It was like a pork butt eating competition. They had to like three pounds.

Speaker 1:

I don't like the work though Me either, but to take the trophy I do it.

Speaker 3:

I mean, it's like I want to eat a butt. Challenge, you can like just say that, but then I OK. So the highlight was the police evading arrest event and these police were about that. So there were real police officers chasing them. They were about that.

Speaker 1:

I saw that clip. They were taken off like yeah.

Speaker 2:

Were they like healthy cops?

Speaker 1:

No, when I saw yes he was. He came up to me he was going to tackle do. I ain't going to see?

Speaker 3:

He came up to me at the beginning. He said nobody's getting away. First he took a picture with me. He was nice, and he said I'm one of the ones participating and nobody's getting away. And I was like. I looked at him, I'm like, yeah, they not getting away from you. And he was like the terminator, like the way he was built. And at one point I watched the video back or from my angle, Like so I'm looking at it directly, right, Because I'm in the middle and I'm looking at it directly. So I see them jump through the window and I'm like, all right, so they, you know they're getting away. And all of a sudden I just see him come down the side, like form running, Like I was like what is he going to terminate on that?

Speaker 3:

No, what was the T 200?

Speaker 1:

T 200 was chasing.

Speaker 3:

That's how he was running after the dude and to do this. There's a chance, like a chance at all, Like he was caught at a meeting. That was a clip also.

Speaker 2:

He was waiting this whole time for this special moment. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1:

Well, they say, the sheriff handpicked people for the like he's like I know who's going to take off on this one, so yeah, that was.

Speaker 3:

That was fun. It was fun and I would. I would watch it again and I got the right of mechanical alligator, so that finally I saw that too. Yeah, I was up there.

Speaker 2:

Was it like real, like tough, like the bull one?

Speaker 3:

Yes, but it's more slick because it's wide and it's no saddle, so you just up there, but they cheated for sure.

Speaker 2:

They happened to your.

Speaker 1:

Don't say it, just don't say it. I was good. Ok, I was.

Speaker 3:

OK, you need a saddle. It was soft, it was like it wasn't like, because it wasn't like too hard.

Speaker 2:

I said I don't want.

Speaker 1:

And we don't, we don't bend on a couple of gainers anyway. You know what?

Speaker 2:

I'm saying we are here, and that bull thing was, and I did it and it was a, it was hard, it looks easy, and I'm like oh, I could do it, I could do it, you just not concentrated. I'm talking about that thing, the one flip. I don't think I was on it for like three seconds.

Speaker 3:

Oh no, I lasted some time, it's like because it like jumped and I was like, ok, I got this, and it jumped again. I'm like I got this.

Speaker 2:

And it's more powerful, right?

Speaker 3:

Yeah, but the dude is controlling it. So he's over there controlling it and so he just starts going holding it and I'm like I got this and he went back the other way. He went back the other way and that next thing I was in the air and he was like try it again. And I'm like why not?

Speaker 1:

But no it was a good time.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, it was a good time. That's the way it's supposed to go. That's what's up, so we got to do this next. I think I'm hoping they bring it closer to here. I would be OK with it being in Southwest Florida or close to here, just not. It would be fun in Polk County. You imagine it in Polk County?

Speaker 2:

That'd be dope.

Speaker 3:

I would be OK with that. I would be good with it.

Speaker 2:

I just wanted to get a little closer to us. I hate drives.

Speaker 1:

It's the best of everything, you don't. You just want to be still. I don't get it.

Speaker 2:

I want to be carried everywhere.

Speaker 3:

She did say that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but you're making it seem like this is new to you. I am a sloth, like I told you that I want to be carried all the time, like if you could carry me to the bathroom, I will take it.

Speaker 1:

I don't like walking, I don't like labor, I don't know that's a nice guy with a cross forehead tattoo and like 72 jobs tattoo that would love to carry you everywhere you want to go Anywhere Denied.

Speaker 3:

Just so you know.

Speaker 2:

Denied.

Speaker 3:

No, but Lena did put that in the terms of the conditions.

Speaker 2:

Yes, like I never lie, like I am completely honest, I say I hibernate about 75% of the time, my motion is like a sloth and I'm needy.

Speaker 1:

You say, we got 25 year old.

Speaker 2:

I mean, it is what it is so.

Speaker 3:

how was your week? How was everybody week?

Speaker 2:

Well, I mean, I have a one cute little story that I think is amazing. But one of my coworkers tried to capture a stray cat and she said oh, I'm the cat whisperer and I got this Yada, yada, yada. So if you see me driving around with a cage in my backseat, it's because I thought of capturing the cat the right way by putting the can of food. The cat is not well and I'm trying to take it to get checked and I'm not going to keep it. I will re-home it and that's a correct way to do it because they are wild animals.

Speaker 2:

My coworker is like, oh, my god, I got cats and I love cats and I'm like the cat whisperer. She grabbed this cat and just threw it in her car, in no cage, no, nothing. The cat went psychotic and I thought. I thought it was gonna go through the glass cause she left the windows open and the way it was slamming towards the glass I was like open the door, the cat's gonna end up with a head concussion. And she was all scratched up and I looked at her and said so how was that whispering going? Because apparently you didn't whisper loud enough where it heard you.

Speaker 3:

You might've should've screamed, yeah.

Speaker 2:

I've never. That was the first I've seen it on TV.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

You know that video that's super old. You can see my no. You know that video of the guy trying to promote this cat for adoption and he's talking about the cat. He was like this cat is a great family cat, he is loyal, he's looking for his forever home and the cat goes crazy Cause crawling up his leg. Yeah, that's like.

Speaker 1:

I've never seen a cat go crazy until I've always seen it on like I don't wish no harm on nobody.

Speaker 2:

That cat would've cracked it Cats are savages oh my gosh.

Speaker 3:

That's what I heard.

Speaker 2:

I don't know if that's all cats everywhere, but definitely a Florida. I'm very crazy.

Speaker 1:

She came out with a cat necklace.

Speaker 2:

Oh what is it like the lucky, for, like the rabbit lot, it will be a little cat. It will be a cat. It will be a cat, it will be a cat.

Speaker 3:

What if she would have walked back?

Speaker 1:

in the office just scratches all over her face. Her hair did shubble like and.

Speaker 2:

Nina, I couldn't do it. No, I don't think the cat liked me. No, I looked at her too in such disappointment.

Speaker 1:

I whispered, my last whisper. That thing had me.

Speaker 3:

Maybe I whispered that dog. I don't know what she said.

Speaker 1:

After five seconds that thing had me yelling.

Speaker 2:

So that was like the only highlight this whole week. And you know what's the best? The best part is going back inside work and looking at the cameras and rewinding that about five times. It looks so much better. So you're not going to get us that footage. No, I can't.

Speaker 1:

I would. Can you imagine? She went back home and the cats are looking at her like?

Speaker 2:

I know I will go viral too.

Speaker 3:

I know I will go viral man.

Speaker 2:

she had it.

Speaker 1:

We be trying to tell you all the time you're not really a whisperer. We just rock with you, but you're not.

Speaker 3:

But people do me swear to be like animal whisperers and then it always bad stuff happens to them and next thing they got to explain it to people like I wouldn't whisper or something.

Speaker 2:

Yep, yep. Sometimes I have to learn the hard way. And guess what? I bet you she would never do that again, right?

Speaker 3:

Well, some people don't. You probably think that you probably wouldn't do it again but there's people that you probably didn't hit rock bottom.

Speaker 2:

So it's an opportunity and I was like, and you better not say it was a workers' calm case. That was you.

Speaker 3:

You did that to yourself, told you to leave the catalog.

Speaker 1:

You got to convince her to get us that footage bro. Oh man so what's up with you, baby? Well, hold on the cat thing. Now I'm good man. I had an amazing week, probably one of the best weeks of my life.

Speaker 2:

Did you wear red every day?

Speaker 1:

No, no, but I had. Well, I don't know if it's road rage, because I was walking on the street till my car. Does that count as road rage?

Speaker 1:

No, really Sidewalk rage, so I'm going to tell you the censored version of the story. Rudy, get ready to write down some times in case I say something crazy. But anyway, I didn't even want to leave my house. So I was like I don't want to leave the house. I said you know what? Force yourself to leave the house.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so I said I love the movies and I've been wanting to watch this movie, beekeeper, for a long time. I'm like you know what? No, I'm going to just watch it, because I'm like I want to go with somebody. I don't want to go. No, I'm just going to watch it alone, right?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so before I go to the movies, I go to the store to get some clothes. So, mind you, I just had to force myself. I'm already in a bad mood, I'm down. So I'm forcing myself and I'm like OK, I'm glad I did this, I'm having a great day. Yeah, leaving the store, I got my AirPods on, I'm rocking, so I'm crossing the street and I finally get like close to the end of the street and all I hear is a honk. Somebody's holding on to the honk, yeah, and I turn around and it's a minivan and I look and it's like a 60-year-old man behind a wheel with his homeboy in the driver's seat and they're just laughing at me Because they just honked at me and I have not seen red like this that I've seen, like I used to have anger issues, yeah.

Speaker 2:

What was the whole point of honking? I don't get, it Just to piss you off.

Speaker 1:

It was a practical joke. Ha ha, just a honk in the horn, mind you, you didn't scare me, I had my AirPods on it. Just hit me right at home. But anyway, I'm like, are you really 60 years old right now getting your rocks off? I'm having a good day and now I'm mad, I am seeing red and I'm trying to calm myself down. So, but I handled it good at the end. I tell you what happened. So I see the guy coming, I go to my car and he don't realize oh snap, now I got to park closer to this guy, so he's like on the other side. So in typical manly angry fashion, I pop the trunk on him.

Speaker 3:

Ok, Got to pop the trunk on him. You know I pop the trunk on him.

Speaker 1:

I saw how to pull out my guys and I was going to pull out my firearms. I went from my back, ok, so he sees me pop the trunk and he is scared and his whole family is back in the car, in a car and a ball.

Speaker 3:

They're probably like we're going to die.

Speaker 1:

Back in the car and a car and a ball, and I'm just watching. I said, manly, what are you going to do?

Speaker 2:

Were they tourists?

Speaker 1:

No, they weren't tourists. I said, manly, what are you going to do? So I closed the trunk, got in my car. Then they felt comfortable enough to get out of their car. They're walking. I pulled to the side and then his son is right here and he's got to be in his 20s and I could tell the son is cocky. I said I'm going to get out and say something to this gentleman, the father. So I parked the car, I get out of the car and then I walk up to the father. I walk past the son and the son. I just look at me, go to the father. The wife's there, the other son is there, there's two grown sons and I get close to his face and the side of his ear and I say, sir, this joke. Would it be worth losing one of your family members right now? That didn't happen. I didn't do that. But it's my brain, my stuff. That's what I wanted. I wanted to be like Liam Neeson.

Speaker 1:

Was this joke be worth losing your child. Now, this is why I say that I told Wix's story. I could have told Wix thought I was extreme or not, but that's some real stuff, like I know people who got out of a car and killed someone in a situation like this. So really I wanted to teach him a lesson and it's sad that I had to try to teach a 60-year-old man a lesson, but it was just weird. You got to watch out. You never know what kind of crazy people out there.

Speaker 3:

Thankfully, I'm a changed man.

Speaker 3:

You don't know what kind of day. And I was telling you this. You don't know what kind of day that person was having. What if that person was at the end and they just like I'm done with this? And you just like you know what I'm saying you pushed like it was already on the edge and you just did that little nudge to take them off and now they, on a killing spree, started with you and your family in a band. It happens all the time, bro. Now you're going in a Kia Carnival, Because that's what you said, right.

Speaker 1:

Kia Carnival, you going?

Speaker 3:

in a Kia Carnival because you wanted to blow it somebody, because you thought it was funny.

Speaker 1:

And I love Kia Carnival. I want one when I get my family, but that's not how I want to go out. No, no, no, no, that might be a carnival, but anyway, yeah, just like, and I'm pretty sure a lot of people experience things like that. I know road rage is different, I don't know nothing about that. But yeah, that was interesting. I haven't been that angry in such a long time. You're a better person.

Speaker 1:

But I didn't say though, though that was, I just added to that. So that's what I want to say. I just looked at his son. I didn't want to get out of the car, but I could tell his son was like young and cocky and he was not going to allow me to go have this peaceful conversation. I'm like, yeah, I'm not going to go to jail over this family Because it's you know so. But I was proud of myself for how I handled it. I still had dark thoughts because once I finally pulled up to the movies, I was like next time I have to have a knife on me so I can slash all his tires.

Speaker 2:

But then I was like no, then I got to jail for that.

Speaker 3:

No.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

If you need to specially handcraft at night, I might go oh boy that thing that knife, both of them Carnival, not even a. Just see many out of like zero. Should have put a human inside of a. I could.

Speaker 2:

Sometimes you have to do something Different where obviously you can't go to jail for it, but you know it's going to piss off somebody else. Perfect example I've seen it in the Walmart parking lot A young girl this was a while back Somebody who was taking two parking space, a big truck, and I just saw her park next to the truck and she's looking at it and I'm like she's gonna do something to that truck and she's man, she's writing a little note and stuff and she gets this little bag. She purchased a big bag of Weeners different colors and it has a suction on the other side. She stuck it on the window with a note that said stop parking, like a yeah Starts with a D and it's four letters yeah. And I said that is amazing. I will marry that woman.

Speaker 1:

That's how she can go to jail, and didn't do nothing to the car?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but she proved the point, you just you know what?

Speaker 1:

I'm glad you're here today. You just gave me a great I could. I could handle this, Not he created it Right with the bag. Now I gotta do that.

Speaker 3:

But I'm a gay creator you can't pull the whole thing out.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to get it back, See, oh sir, see, this way I could just cause mental damage. I ain't got to cause physical damage.

Speaker 2:

Let me see Are these things even on? I wanted to ask you to like, oh my God, where did you get that? But I wanted to be like, I didn't want to be a witness. I was just on the floor like amazed when I saw her walk into the store and I walked closer to the truck and I looked at it. I said this is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

Speaker 1:

Can you get in trouble? Can you go to Jeff and put a whipped cream on somebody's car? You can't look. She knew right away.

Speaker 3:

She didn't have to say yeah, yeah, you don't want to do that One time at Bandcamp. No, I don't want to do that. No, you don't want to do that. No, no, no, no, you don't get caught up. That or, or, or, what is it Milk? Is the milk in his milk? Oh my.

Speaker 2:

God, my search bar is ridiculous. My search bar who?

Speaker 3:

Oh, peanut butter.

Speaker 1:

Put peanut butter on a car, you turn the whole car to a Reese's man, but it's going to take so long I'm going to get caught by the time I'm done.

Speaker 2:

If you put, if you throw eggs, it changes the color of the car.

Speaker 1:

It is going to come out with. I'm going to just be had a jar looking at it like.

Speaker 2:

You did it to me.

Speaker 3:

Don what you started this. You started this I hit you.

Speaker 1:

You know that your car is delicious. Now, that's all you.

Speaker 2:

Did you hear what I just said? No, I said that if you throw an egg at a car and leave it long enough, it will shine a bypass that, because that's also illegal.

Speaker 1:

And I feel like you already kind of told the line about snitching on yourself on the show. I didn't do it. So I was trying to help you actually, but she didn't do it. She didn't do it.

Speaker 2:

She didn't do it, so when I was in high school they did it. I used to drive here, so who's? Who's made you stole?

Speaker 1:

No, don't mess with my man, I'm going to be the one to bring it to you. Oh, thanks.

Speaker 2:

Listen if your man comes to me, look now she's changing the story Now.

Speaker 1:

She's going to be slow you and him, don't involve me or my car.

Speaker 3:

Not changing the story. We did nothing.

Speaker 2:

I'm a good woman. If I find out you have a lady, I'm going to For sure, sure, for sure, because you know what I'm going to be spending that block Boy.

Speaker 3:

I'm telling you, boys like that even when you were young.

Speaker 2:

I don't partake. When I was younger, I didn't. When I wasn't mature. I will find through on that, not not now. I would not be the reason for another woman's pain. That's beautiful.

Speaker 3:

Just one of the nice things you ever said. I like that.

Speaker 2:

Speak, I will tell you sweet stuff.

Speaker 1:

That she. Let's see how you. It sounds fake what she just did. No, you can't win later. The voice inflection, the voice inflection.

Speaker 3:

No, but OK. So speaking of things that you did when you were younger the 20s versus the 30s right Now, I'm 40 now. I turned 40. Now in December. So you want to hit me with the Kevin Hart? You meant that. No, but I do like I find myself. One of the things is I go like I used to. I remember back in the day, right when I was in my 20th, I used to can party five nights a week here are you?

Speaker 3:

out of seven nights, I would party five nights. Wake up, work next morning. Oh seven am to like four. Take a power nap, go right back to the rainbow and I'm back at the club and I can do this five nights out of seven at one point I'm six nights Wednesday bamboo, thursday's Pearl Lounge.

Speaker 2:

Fridays will be Eddie Fishbowl, saturday will be. I would think I was at the beach.

Speaker 3:

No, thursday was drunk, wednesday was Wednesday was OK, so Tuesday used to be Eddie Fishbowl when it was downtown.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the.

Speaker 3:

Jello wrestler. Wednesday used to be bamboo, thursday used to be junk and we had to be Friday. I want to say it was before Pearl or it was before it was Friday, I think it was downtown. I want to say, like the beat club, it was called a beat club back then. Saturday I would be in Naples, I think at Fusion or Ulta?

Speaker 2:

Is it Ulta Ultra ultra?

Speaker 3:

ultra, ultra ultra ultra.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, they used to be late.

Speaker 3:

It used to be I think it used to be Fusion before. No.

Speaker 2:

Fusion was another one, wasn't it?

Speaker 3:

With all the bedrooms.

Speaker 2:

Well, all the bedrooms. Listen to me.

Speaker 3:

Oh, that was all the rooms. I know bamboo I found out later bamboo had, like, when it was on the roof, it used to have like all the beds on the roof, like all the beds that were covered. Don't ask me how I know. Just know that I know.

Speaker 2:

No, they used to close it on night. No, because during the day you could go over there and rent it out and you used to have, like it was like a beach thing. It wasn't nothing crazy, it was just like you lay, you get sun in your bathing suits and you get.

Speaker 3:

Oh, that was a daytime.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:

So they opened at nighttime.

Speaker 2:

Oh no, I'm not going. She was there 24 hours a day and then I think Sunday was like a breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Speaker 3:

I'm going to move break a night to on Sunday.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

And then I would do that. So I guess I would party six days a week, I would be there and I would now, bro, if I party now, call the ambulance. First of all, I need prep time. So I'm like Batman I need, I need to stretch before I point out I need a few days to mentally prepare, then I need to.

Speaker 3:

I need a couple of days planned afterwards so I don't have to do nothing because I'm going to have to rest and I'm going to need to rest a few days and a power nap before you leave and a power. This is all, yeah. And if I don't?

Speaker 3:

get a power nap before your power nap yes, and if I don't get these things in that order then you can cancel it and it has to be a day part. This is all before a day party and I'm going to leave early now. Like I'm telling you now, by 12 o'clock I'm like, hey, I'm out. Back then. Back then I used to open and close the club, like I used to be there with who's Me and who's to be in the middle of the dance floor upon the time. The club open to the time the club closed. Now.

Speaker 1:

You know what I do now I find a weird reason to leave. You see, they ain't even got that many napkins I got to go bro I'm because I can't take it.

Speaker 2:

It's, it's irking me. I got to go. My trick is hey, I'm going to the bathroom and you to the bathroom by the exit.

Speaker 1:

Never come back Where's.

Speaker 2:

Lena.

Speaker 1:

You know what I did when I was young. I would invite everybody out, get a VIP section and just leave.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, you did do that. I went out one time. I would just leave. I was like he did that to me. I would sleep early.

Speaker 2:

I go out a lot still and I enjoy going out. It's all about making memories. It's going out with the right crowd and having laughter and stuff like that. I love it. I so enjoy the club. A lot of people are like, when are you going to grow up? But I'm like there's not much to do. I mean, if I do travel to I, but I can't do that every weekend and sometimes I need a drink. Work is hard, life is hard, being a single mom is hard, so sometimes you need your drinks and if you go to the right crowd you're going to have fun. But I do not stay out until everything closes.

Speaker 1:

What you got in that cup.

Speaker 2:

Water. I would never believe you, but anyway but yeah, I always leave early and it's funny because they have my location, so they see me. Yeah, they see me, so they've screenshot it before. It's like, really, lena, and I'm like I told you I was tired and you guys are always you such a grandma, you're so old that you know call it what it is, that's all right, I'll be old in this bed with this old sleep, anxious Sleep.

Speaker 3:

Rubbing my feet together, putting on a cop show. These dummies are still over there.

Speaker 1:

They still over there looking dumb.

Speaker 3:

They got lashes all and you looking at their stories, you looking at their story, they still let them go.

Speaker 2:

Oh they still there, you still for you, and that's the best feeling you got to show You're in the bed after that.

Speaker 3:

I'm telling you I put my fan on. Well, I know. Well, listen, you know it's over with my fan. Turn on Hibernation. Maybe you can forget it. Whatever conversation you had one day, I was in the middle so they wasn't talking to me. I was talking to her and I fell asleep partway through me talking, got up and was like not just fall asleep, because I was telling you something. And she was like, yeah, you were asleep for like 10 minutes. Got up, started back, started conversation back, fell asleep, not back up.

Speaker 1:

I do this. You going to get this story in parts. This is going to. This is, this is this is Instagram. You have to check my stuff.

Speaker 2:

I will be so faster like what happened next what happened and I'm out.

Speaker 1:

To be continued. Wait until I remember. I don't know what you're talking about. You got the rest of the story, but no, it's crazy.

Speaker 3:

Is? I remember exactly what I be talking about. I'll remember where I left off. Are you awake up? I remember exactly why I left off.

Speaker 2:

That is so scary. That's a talent.

Speaker 3:

Yes, it is, because I would be like, where did we leave off?

Speaker 2:

What was the last thing I said? That's me, I mean, I do it a minute of a conversation, billy, and I'm full awake.

Speaker 3:

No, I'll be out. Listen, we're watching the show because we're watching every time we start a show. If it's past nine, she knows that there's a chance of them falling asleep and it's because you wake up early.

Speaker 2:

from what I hear now Like you go to sleep early to wake up early.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, but even like now, I'm going to sleep by like nine is 10, 9.30. If you start watching the show with me after nine, you're taking the risk of me going to sleep. But I've mastered the art of I'll go to sleep and I'll tell her. I'm like, don't stop it, just keep it going, because I'm going to wake up and I'm going to pick up.

Speaker 3:

Pick up where you left off, and I can watch the show just like that, and it's frustrating because she be like I'm going to pause it and I'm like no, no, no, just keep going. I got this and I don't know what, but I'll have to ask like some questions. But I can put it together. I'm the same one, but I learned that in my 30.

Speaker 2:

I get very upset when I want someone and they fall asleep doing a movie and they would have like what happened.

Speaker 1:

Oh no, I'm not asking what happened. I'm not. I'm going to figure it out.

Speaker 3:

I'm going to take that out. I'm going to figure it out I get the nasty I look at it, and if I can't figure it out, I'm just going to sit there and she'll be like you know what happened, and I'm like I'm kind of know what happened, and then she'll be at work I'll be trying to rewind back. What did I miss? And then I talked to her about it. But I do that. But this is I learned it's in my 30. I'm ashamed of myself for what I just thought.

Speaker 1:

What did you thought? Because I'm in bed wearing a washing machine, I'm going to make sure I'm up for the whole movie, because I'm trying to do something after the movie and that's just childish. Oh no, but that's exactly how I live my life Are we gonna eat some snacks?

Speaker 2:

What?

Speaker 1:

do you mean?

Speaker 2:

After the movie.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I'm not saying with you. I'm not saying with you. I'm saying like if I'm with a female and we're watching the movie together, I'm gonna be up for the whole movie because I'm waiting for the movie to be over.

Speaker 3:

Man, I could do my thing. See, that was in my 20s. In my 30s you got a window. I'm immature.

Speaker 1:

now you got a window. Well, that's not true, because I might fall asleep now Like I'm gonna put out my calendar. Yeah, you got a window, Like you gotta talk about it.

Speaker 3:

Tell me at the beginning of the day so I can mentally prepare myself.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3:

And rest enough to be up Because.

Speaker 1:

I need a nap. At some point to be up I have to have a little maturity.

Speaker 3:

you know, Like if we're, especially if you try to like do this after like 11, oh yeah, you gotta tell me ahead of time. We gotta plan this out.

Speaker 1:

And it gotta be on the weekend. I was gonna say it's really on the weekend when I'm trying to do some shenanigans like that, like we need time to prepare. If you ain't working tomorrow, I'm gonna. It's shenanigans, yeah, no, I feel you up. No, that's different, I'm.

Speaker 3:

Batman. Now I need prep time, prep everything. I can't stand it. I just need to be Batman.

Speaker 2:

And remember when we were younger, we couldn't wait to get older.

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And now we're here and you're just.

Speaker 1:

In my Batman era, let's try to say that this is how this is when you know your life is over and it's not fun anymore. It's when you start getting mail.

Speaker 3:

Bro, I look poor to the mail.

Speaker 1:

I look poor to the mail Once you start getting mail. Mail is never good news.

Speaker 2:

That's true. It's never good news. It's a bill. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3:

Like oh, my life is over, it sucks now, when I started getting excited for house and stuff, like I bought the toothbrush thing and I was like I walked in and I was like I already went online real quick. I was like hey, yeah, I was excited about stuff like that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, if it's a flat envelope, I'm scared. If it's a box, I'm happy.

Speaker 1:

Because I want it to be just different. I'm talking about letters, but now that you say that, see yo, it's when you get all those little things. So I started taking vats, right? So I'm like do you do the bath tub.

Speaker 2:

Wait, you never did a bath before.

Speaker 1:

Like, come on, I've taken a bath before, but I'm saying I know I don't regularly like as an adult man. No, I'm not just taking a bath.

Speaker 2:

You don't soak an epsom sod no Lavender.

Speaker 1:

No, never have. I've never done that, even now that I'm taking, but anyways. So I started taking baths regularly but the candle was all the way over there by the sink and, like my speaker, I had to sew. The other day I bought a little table to have by the tub. It changes it right. It can get almost had. Oh, I almost got myself pregnant Just because of the vibes.

Speaker 3:

So I figured I'm little things, things like that matter, bro, like that vibe that you said, it changes up the whole thing. Yeah, I got changed up the whole thing. I bought shorteddies Like it's like these aromathase that you put in the shower and it's like a little. I don't know what it's called. It's like a little. It's like a shower bomb. I don't know like the bath bomb is like a shower bomb. You put it in there, the water hits it and it creates the cycle.

Speaker 1:

Where do you put it? Like somewhere down at the bottom, or, you like, hanging in front of the shower head? No, on the ground.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it gets wet.

Speaker 3:

It gets when it hit it and it just causes this and I use one. Oh, it's for the shower though. Yeah, and I use one, and I was like this is a whole vibe in here, what?

Speaker 2:

is it called Eccalyptics, how you say that word? Eucalyptics, yes, they say if you hang there from the sink.

Speaker 3:

We say holes, we never say holes. You ever tried to eclectic?

Speaker 2:

No, but we never say that word, but that's like the best one. But you definitely should start doing like that. Like really gives you more energy and when you're stressed out, like the whole lavender and the epsom salt soaking in it. I might have to try that Because I feel like I'm so stressed that I don't know.

Speaker 1:

I'm stressed, I got.

Speaker 3:

I'm so used to be stressed, oh yeah, what?

Speaker 1:

Or diffusers, what's that? Oh, I know what that is.

Speaker 2:

It's a little drops right yeah.

Speaker 1:

I mean have all different kind of holes. I tried one of the ones, but I bought a cheap one and it didn't work.

Speaker 3:

Now you got to get one. You got to get like a super expensive one, just get one that like they don't have to be expensive, but you just got to.

Speaker 2:

I got my Zantija Max. It's really pretty to match in my room. I think it was 20 bucks.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, you get it, had it for three years. Put your little oil in there and this is cold, creates a whole vibe. You put your little lavender nice thing or you relax, you chill it, you put your little music on. Listen different levels of vibe.

Speaker 2:

Mine's a citrus. Get you some light. What?

Speaker 3:

that song was See, this is what I'm saying. This is why I say we sound old, because things like this shouldn't. And we were in our 20s, you'd be like man, I don't got time for that, I'm on the go, but now I'm just like bro then you scrub yourself down with a what do you call it?

Speaker 1:

The metal, metal sponges, oh yeah. Just, you don't care, you don't care it all scratches.

Speaker 3:

You know how they've been using soap. I ran out of soap. You just shampooed them. You don't care what you Now you got a good soap. You like I care. I'm not, I'm looking at it. Don't let me go get the dishwasher.

Speaker 1:

So we got to do this, this one, and then you never put it back.

Speaker 3:

So now somebody coming out.

Speaker 1:

You look crazy because you got this. Why I just open your?

Speaker 3:

back. That was bubble bath when I was growing up. That was you know what else I got.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I love this topic. Also, what I recently got and my ex I used to make fun of her but the, I don't know, it's a thing where you can put a bunch of stack up the toilet paper, yeah, so they're just like having them under the sink, yeah, and it's the little things like that.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I got to, like I get organized. I just be looking at it. I walk in the bathroom and look at it like good choice, I like this. But I'm saying like I growth.

Speaker 2:

And the internet's messed us up because they do videos about it and you just purchase it right away. I saw this little. It's just a regular square little suction that you put on the side of your dresser so you could put your remote and you never.

Speaker 3:

Oh, you have me scared. I thought you were going to go somewhere. I got to buy that now. Yes, because I love remote.

Speaker 2:

It was the. I have my chapstick, my two remotes in there and it's just right there.

Speaker 3:

Like don't have to get just. I'm getting that and I need to. I need to try to. I never thought of that. No, that's G. I need a trash can to hang from the side of the bed to start a with her snacks. I need that just to hang right on her side of the bed. Yeah. The bag every, every morning because she'll take the trash to trash can from the bathroom.

Speaker 2:

Put it by her side of the bed for her snacks, and then I have to. Oh, no, yeah, Get her a cute little.

Speaker 1:

Well, at least she didn't keep it.

Speaker 3:

Her just didn't get like a Walmart bag, I know one of those, but I'm just like a little trash can to put it right by her side. Yeah, it is A little cute one.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

A trash can is the most nice, disrespectful sounding gift.

Speaker 2:

No, this is what you're going to do. This is going to get you the cheeks. You're going to buy this trash can.

Speaker 1:

Hey, I'm talking about my doll. I can't get a. Whatever you want, there's boys in the house.

Speaker 2:

You can buy a little trash can and fill it up with snacks and give it to her. So it's not just a trash can. Oh, she's going to be a one time gift bag in the trash can. I mean, the gift bag is nice Because you know how.

Speaker 1:

You know what I mean, that's why women are such good gift givers.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you give gifts and like you know how people give gifts in, like the bats which I keep obviously in use a lot of times. But no, I usually go to the store or buy and buy a basket because they're going to use the basket for later.

Speaker 3:

That's true, that's true.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So keep her female handy to give you a best for gifts.

Speaker 2:

So now it's a trash can with treats first time, and then she's going to be like oh my god, so it was used to it. Look at the snacks, yeah.

Speaker 3:

Then put this on your side. Because, I'm sorry, you need the snacks all down about the side of your side of the bed. Put it in there.

Speaker 2:

Yep.

Speaker 3:

But yeah, then I got to just take it out in the closet.

Speaker 2:

You could add some wipes too, so she could wipe her face, so she don't have to get out.

Speaker 3:

See, that's so. Listen, y'all don't understand how they snacking at night. It's a different like. It's a different person, the different person at night, and I don't know who it is. Sometimes, wouldn't I be looking at Like we just Whose choice Make it?

Speaker 2:

no, that noise. You just hear it like Earlier.

Speaker 1:

She's just looking at you while you're sleeping and you wake up and she's just there. I don't know that happened that happened, I don't know, bro.

Speaker 3:

So she went to sleep. I turned over and she's staring at me and I'm like why are you staring at me? She said I don't know. I went to sleep staring at you. What? Excuse me? He's just going to say that.

Speaker 2:

Wait, wait. So are you still with her because you love her, or are you with her because you're? Scared to leave at this point.

Speaker 3:

Did I tell you about the rage bro?

Speaker 2:

Wink at me, are you OK?

Speaker 1:

He got.

Speaker 2:

That wink was kind of scary too.

Speaker 1:

He got a whole season of naked and afraid.

Speaker 2:

Going to the front.

Speaker 1:

And nobody knows.

Speaker 3:

No one knows Listen. She said that so, but she had to deal with a lot from me. I don't know Y'all know me at this point. All I do is tell jokes and play for they pranks, and I just mess with her Like I get on her. I get on her and the kids like they have it hard. That's what you supposed to do, though.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's my role, that's your job.

Speaker 3:

Listen, I'm childish and I'm like, so I'm going to keep you young. I'm going to keep you all young. Yeah, I'm like I'm the most childish person in the house, but I'm cool with that. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 2:

I'm going to take care of that.

Speaker 3:

But yeah, so I'm going to get her to trash can and hopefully she use it. Thank you, lena, for that. You're welcome. That jump Because I need it. I need it. So I think you put this here right.

Speaker 1:

I did not put that on there, it's interesting though I would, I wouldn't hear your take on it. I don't mess with my brother, bro, I'll punch him in the head. I don't really mess with him. I get angry so easily. He's going to be waiting for you outside. Ok, I'm scared. I'm cool with many things. I got a brother and a sister. I'm not cool. I'm cool with my sister, but I'm just a different person.

Speaker 3:

I'm cool with my siblings.

Speaker 1:

I don't, like I'm cool with my sister, but it's like a certain Like we can only be around each other to a certain extent. I can't be around her like long term or long period of time. Yeah, so no, I'm not. I think hopefully she don't see this, because I think she's going to learn that I don't believe we're close and this is a terrible way to find out. Y'all look close, but I'm not going to lie and you never asked the question, bro, so I don't know what to tell you. They're close, yeah, but yeah, yep, how long can you stay around your family? I just answered that question. What? No, you said family, though not siblings. Well, you said family, not siblings. My nephew's my dog. I could stay with my new dog all day.

Speaker 1:

That's my dog, Him I'll chill with. He's kind of like me, so he annoys me. 15, right.

Speaker 3:

He annoys me, but he annoys me.

Speaker 1:

Because he's like me, I would give it. So I do want to punch him in the head a lot, but now I can chill with that dog all day. Yeah, that's my dog, do you?

Speaker 3:

call him by his rightful name. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you call him Hollywood. Right, he earned that name. No, he?

Speaker 1:

did he put in work? He outshined some grown men in his day with his entertainment work. He had a very short career but really got a lot more views than a lot of other, a lot of other guys. I mean, he was really the. He was a star of. You guys have probably heard this because it's been everywhere really through a long time. He was one of the stars of EX3 a long time ago. So you know, he got accolades. He got accolades, bro.

Speaker 3:

I'm gonna tell you how he earned the name Hollywood. So they wrote a few sketches and he acted. He was a kid, he was like young then, he might've been like eight, eight years, yeah, and he acted out in these sketches but he was hilarious. So he started getting like these comments and people loved him in the sketches. So he started acting Hollywood. So I started calling him Hollywood and I've been calling him Hollywood since then and it just it caught on after a while and so every time I see him I call him Hollywood. If he show up and like if I, you know cause he'll show up in the lives and stuff when I'm on TikTok live and I'll be like Hollywood and people don't know why his name is Hollywood. But his name is Hollywood because he earned the name. He's a star bro. He's a star bro Acting, so but yeah, Hollywood is a cool person, yeah.

Speaker 1:

How long can you stay around your family before you come irritated? I do my family like I do the clubs. I don't say bye to nobody like a function. I'll be there for like a good strong 45.

Speaker 2:

And then You're Spanish and walk out of your family function. Oh, I was going to say I know they hate you for it, I'm for sure I know At first like you, you get text phone calls. Oh my yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Now they know don't call me, don't text me, cause you're going to hear extra you don't like? Just let me exit and let it be. Yeah, that's how. Yeah, spanish family boy.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, they don't like that They'll. You're so disrespectful. I've you've acted my family real quick. You know how, but you know what I do. I guilty.

Speaker 1:

I guilty. I'm like y'all remember when I was young and y'all said that I was the devil. Y'all remember that. Remember when they used to call me the devil, the anti-Christ, everything. So I you just throw that. Oh, you wanted me to say you don't remember when I was nine and I was the anti-Christ Nine? And then they hang up oh yeah, real bad boy, real bad Black sheep, black sheep.

Speaker 3:

Oh no, but I was definitely. I was definitely that Cause I was, but I was like the entertainer of the family, I was there too. When I came, when people came around, they was like entertain people and I was happy to like dance or tell jokes or oh no, I think like I feel like that happens a lot in black families.

Speaker 1:

I was like we are the entertainers but they won't be like, cause I have, like I've had black friends that told me that that was them, like you were told, and it's literally entertained. But for me it's like I wasn't told that but it's expected. It's like all right, he's here, what was what's?

Speaker 3:

going to go down and that was kind of. That was kind of me and so I would just Did you ever take it too far?

Speaker 3:

Cause that's what you should have been Always. Always, I was like that's my thing, I take it too far. Now it's just like I said what people can see on the internet is just like a part. But me at home, like the people that see me every day, they know that I take it too far. My jokes don't stop. They're coming and they're not going to stop. So if you ever see me and you want to say a joke, don't do it unless you're ready to have this for a lifetime. I have a cousin and he okay. So I have a cousin that came down. I would think I was like 18. He was one of my. He was like my mom's first cousin. He moved from Virginia to stay with us for a little bit while. He got his stuff together here Cause he wanted to move here, and he's told a joke about when I was young. He was like oh, you were young, used to do this, and my mom was like don't, don't do that with him Cause it's never going to start, it's never going to stop.

Speaker 3:

And I had to. I had to get into it cause I didn't know him like that. Like I knew he was our cousin and I knew he was my mom's first cousin, but I ain't know him like that. And so I started getting intel, like I started learning who he was dating. I had like all the information. And so after I got all my information, I was like are you sure you want to do this? And he was like yeah, you remember when you did this as a kid? And then I went in and I would say, like six months down the line he was like do you ever stop? Nope, I'm like I warned you.

Speaker 1:

Now you be like. You remember that girlfriend? You had that look like a duck.

Speaker 3:

We're talking about we got word stories that I can't even tell these stories on here. But yeah, no, I never stopped, Never stopped. So it was like Word stories that-.

Speaker 1:

What I was only going on no, it's-.

Speaker 2:

You're going to go in.

Speaker 3:

No, no, but I'm close to my siblings. What do I do? Yeah, thank you. No, no, nothing, nothing, nothing. I'm the oldest we ride the Elven. Bridge.

Speaker 1:

You do. There's more than one of you. How many siblings you got?

Speaker 2:

I got two older sisters.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm the youngest.

Speaker 3:

They here.

Speaker 2:

Yes, one is in Alaska. That's where you hear my Alaska story.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, you did say that and one is local here. Yes, what about like-? Is it like it's the open back thing in the whole family?

Speaker 2:

So when it comes to me and my siblings, we're all separated, but like there's like almost a 10 year gap between all of us. So I remember I told you it was like one closer to the 50s, one in the 40s, one in the 30s, which is me so Wait 50s. Yeah, closer to the yeah, and she's like, she's a milk Like.

Speaker 1:

I see. Yeah, I'm gonna show you a picture your mom's wasn't playing. Please send it to my phone real quick Well my mom.

Speaker 2:

She had me at a very older age, Like I was that child. That was planned.

Speaker 1:

No, I'm saying I'm sure that's what they told you.

Speaker 2:

But we're all very different so I can't really say that I could spend a lot of time with them.

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Maybe my oldest. We are like we kind of look alike. You know the whole tied it up thing. You know the. You know we have a lot in common. My, the middle one oh, she is Air Force Sergeant strict. You know that type. So we spend time together but we are aware when it's been too long and we go our separate ways.

Speaker 3:

Guys, that's good, we're feeling it yeah.

Speaker 2:

But I'm like that too with my family. I would say I could. I love my family, but when you're around people for so long you get like irritated and it's too much and you're tired and you know stuff like that.

Speaker 1:

I thought it was just me.

Speaker 3:

No, no, I sometimes I appreciate my irritated by the same. No, I'm like I said what do you think? Like me and my sister, like we ride every day, so you know I could be my, me and my sister. We're like the closest and, like I said, I'm close with my brothers as well. But I feel like, because I'm the oldest, my sister's the second, and like I used to get in trouble a lot and my sister would have my back Like I was that kid that got in trouble every day because I was doing something creative.

Speaker 2:

And she's naturally white.

Speaker 1:

Can we jump in her DMs, guys?

Speaker 2:

He has white hair and yeah.

Speaker 1:

I was going to ask about the other one, but what's the point?

Speaker 2:

It's like if I could reach, like, be almost 50 and look like that.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I don't like you, but I think you'll be attractive better when you're that old.

Speaker 2:

He said some nice stuff about you Look he started with, even though I don't like you. But let me compliment you.

Speaker 3:

I mean. So we got to get to the Florida man story. I can y'all know we ran out of time. Oh this story. Um so I don't even know how to lead into this. So a Florida man steals a train and goes on a joy ride.

Speaker 2:

Like what type of train Um?

Speaker 1:

that's a good question. Hold on, hold on. Because before we look, I'm thinking of Florida. I'm thinking like the old school, like train, train, you know, like he went on a 10 mile joy ride. So it wasn't a train.

Speaker 2:

Yeah like the road like train that's like in the parks where you put little kids in. Oh no.

Speaker 1:

I'm thinking about a big big train. So it was a. It was an actual train. Chug a chug, a boy Trains.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah, wow. He went 10 miles with this on a joy, a 10 mile joy ride, and then he returned it, so she even get his. But then they was like cause they were saying it could have. What could have happened was he could have.

Speaker 1:

you know, they could have scheduled these trains because they had the other train on the track.

Speaker 3:

And they said that's what they thought. He could have collided into another train. He could have, you know, because you were on the tracks. He could have hit some.

Speaker 1:

Look, he says he crashed it through a fence. Yeah, yeah, I ran it for 30 or 10 miles. Yeah, he was 10 miles. He crossed roads. I was thinking, all right, maybe he didn't cross, he crossed road.

Speaker 2:

No, I had to cross roads, yeah, yeah, that's, that's very, that's very dangerous. He was like you know the things that go down.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

To block you the person activate that. Yeah, there's a person driving the train hit that button, or is that like a sensor that turn?

Speaker 1:

on thinking the same thing. Bro, like cause, he don't know how to drive the train, so if he got to activate it, there's some real danger.

Speaker 3:

And then my real question is cause they said a train doesn't have surveillance cameras, why not? I mean, I guess no one really just still the train Like. You want to think somebody like.

Speaker 1:

I haven't heard it but it's a train. But also, how are you just able to get on the train and turn it on and drive it?

Speaker 3:

Like was it a?

Speaker 2:

push start.

Speaker 3:

Bro, he thought it was on GTA, like I know that the trains have like another, trains have like you.

Speaker 1:

Just it's a handle, you push forward right and that gives it all the acceleration.

Speaker 3:

But like how you turn it on.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, like he know the cold, he shouldn't go to jail. Whoever owns this train need to be in jail. The fact that somebody like this had access to it, that's the person that need to be in jail. I never thought I said this person is not in the wrong.

Speaker 3:

Look, they said the person's, I guess they had like a computer system and he noticed that it was on and he was like wait a minute, and then they saw it.

Speaker 1:

I changed my mind. You can almost. I can't turn that down Like it's ready for me to go, let's go. He played real life GTA Bro.

Speaker 2:

I want to know how people train, though I'm pretty sure these people are experienced too, because, just like not too long ago, the guy that stole the jet and flew it to another city, these are people that have done it before or used to own. Like what's going on? Because there's me myself, there's no way I'm going to get in a train and know how to maneuver it.

Speaker 1:

Well, you know, the problem is it's probably what happens in situations like this. We're talking about this on another story. There's like actual simulators where it's exactly how the thing is and you can just be on a computer and simulate and it's just like the real thing.

Speaker 3:

There's a guy. He gets on tiktok live and he has a truck simulator and he'll just drive like the big one, big rig, and it has the like, the gears and everything, just like a truck. So it feels like you're driving a truck. And they get in things like that and they learn what the movie were to do was plan the race car video game, all the grand tourism. Oh, and then wasn't that based on a true story? That's what they said. And then he became a race car driver based on a video game A video game.

Speaker 1:

So so there you go. Girl, you ready to steal that train? Just pull up a simulator.

Speaker 3:

I'm doing that.

Speaker 1:

I got listen. You can back cheese doodles, learn your simulator GT and Florida about to be lit boy. That's perfect for you because you ain't got to go nowhere, you a sloth. You could just be learning how to do all those things. Wait on GTA. You say like, oh, if they let you drive the train they let you fill a train. I thought you just gave them an idea and they need to break you off some money.

Speaker 3:

GTA hit me up. I ain't gonna do y'all like the Miami Joker dude he's been trying to sue. Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we're not gonna do that.

Speaker 3:

No, I just want to say that's not supported. Yeah, just put us on the podcast.

Speaker 2:

This tiny corner.

Speaker 3:

No, just have us on the podcast.

Speaker 1:

Just, we just have the podcast on the billboard or just trade and be like, hey, next time he gonna get locked up again, hey, next time you're locked up, y'all, can y'all throw the bell for me. He's got it. There's no way you, he's not ever getting locked up again.

Speaker 3:

Right guys? Oh man, all right, so we're gonna add All right, so we had the end y'all. Yep, we're gonna leave the people with a positive thought. We tell everybody I want to go first, he's just leaving with some.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna let him Positive, you can at least something. I'm gonna go first, because mine she's gonna want to react to anyway. Life is already difficult, as it is right, so we just have to get through the obstacles. Just try to fight through it and be as positive as possible. I still haven't received the meal that I was supposed to get from winning this, working hard to win these games. But you know, you just just the people. Be careful, just keep an eye on the people you think you can trust that you really can't trust. You know. Sometimes, you know a lot of people come across just not going to be people that they were and they just going to walk around you and half socks and like kind of glow about the fact that they that they don't do what they say they're going to do.

Speaker 1:

So I know that sounded kind of specific, but it's not. That's broad. It's for a broad message for everybody.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

And let us defend. She did offer Friday.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but I mean, the thing is supposed to be for me. I won, so the fact that I couldn't go, or if.

Speaker 1:

I can. No, no, no, no, no. But before that, no, but before that I could go and other people couldn't go, and I remember that was the only one that won the game. Anyways, but what I did is it's over. I'm never doing bringing it up again. I just what I did was I bought a ramen and I just had a dollar ramen by myself to celebrate the win, and then that's. That's just going to have to be enough, because we're, you know, certain women in life.

Speaker 2:

That's just got to be enough.

Speaker 1:

Super meal. Okay, I like super meal. So yeah, that's. That's all I got to say.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I want to punch him on the side of the face. I'm not going to do that. Oh, and my cash up just got lit. Okay.

Speaker 1:

Bling she not spending it on my meal.

Speaker 2:

So what I want to say because it was earlier conversation is the best thing in life is to create memories. At the end of the day, that's the only thing that we have is memories. Material things come and go, but nothing can take your memory. Only all time or so. Hopefully that doesn't happen. But other than that, build positive memories with your loved ones, with your family, with your friends, make them laugh and remember that the negatives things that you say sometimes will not leave that person's mind. So always be kind, always be generous, always have kind words, and especially towards your children.

Speaker 3:

Oh. I like that that was the bars. Mine is probably not going to be as deep Y'all, if y'all see someone out and even if you feel like that person it's a celebrity, never push down an old lady or kids. It's not worth it unless they deserve it no, no, you like, yeah, I forgot, I forgot.

Speaker 2:

I forgot children and it's always, just like the customer is always right.

Speaker 3:

Not all children are always there. But, yeah, don't push down kids or older people. Y'all is they, just you. You're going to have your turn, just be patient. But that's all I got y'all episode 32. I appreciate y'all. By the way, I want y'all to know that I appreciate y'all what y'all do, what y'all.

Speaker 1:

Do you want to show your appreciation when others don't Show your appreciation? Thank you, what's?

Speaker 3:

up.

Speaker 1:

Thank you.

Speaker 3:

You're cute.

Speaker 1:

My theme music.

Crazy Events at Florida Man Games
Cat Chaos and Road Rage
Memories of Clubbing in the Past
Relaxation and Self-Care Habits
Family Dynamics and Entertaining Stories
Train Theft Discussion
Creating Positive Memories and Appreciation