Ever been shown the door at work, only to strut back in with a vengeance? Manny Knox and iena Slim here, bringing you tales from the deep end of office drama where we'll prove that karma is more than just a myth. Strap in as we swap stories of firings and comebacks, and dive into the murky waters of petty workplace revenge. You'll hear firsthand about navigating office politics, personal vendettas, and how a dash of humor, coupled with unwavering professional integrity, can sail you through the stormiest of corporate seas. Oh, and if you've ever plotted a mischievous comeback, Lena's got a playbook you don't want to miss.
We're not just about boardroom battles; get ready for a wild ride through Miami's spring break fever. Remember those college days when the beach was your kingdom? We're revisiting our own spring break shenanigans, while dissecting the annual tourist tsunami that locals love to loathe. Discover how our communities keep the peace amid the chaos, and laugh along with us as we recount the good, the bad, and the unforgettable. Whether you're navigating the hordes or fleeing the scene, we've got the inside scoop on spring break madness that's bound to resonate.
But wait, there's more – Florida's natural hazards take the stage as we spotlight our scaly neighbors, the alligators. From their tenacity to their unexpected presence in our lakes, these ancient beasts add a layer of wild to our backyard. And because we love a good hypothetical, weigh in on our fantasy boxing match between Mike Tyson and Jake Paul, complete with predictions and playful banter. To top it all off, we've got a bizarre crime wave to share – a milk theft ring, proving Florida's never short on weird news. Tune in for an episode that's as unpredictable as it is jam-packed with laughter and lively debates.
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Ever been shown the door at work, only to strut back in with a vengeance? Manny Knox and iena Slim here, bringing you tales from the deep end of office drama where we'll prove that karma is more than just a myth. Strap in as we swap stories of firings and comebacks, and dive into the murky waters of petty workplace revenge. You'll hear firsthand about navigating office politics, personal vendettas, and how a dash of humor, coupled with unwavering professional integrity, can sail you through the stormiest of corporate seas. Oh, and if you've ever plotted a mischievous comeback, Lena's got a playbook you don't want to miss.
We're not just about boardroom battles; get ready for a wild ride through Miami's spring break fever. Remember those college days when the beach was your kingdom? We're revisiting our own spring break shenanigans, while dissecting the annual tourist tsunami that locals love to loathe. Discover how our communities keep the peace amid the chaos, and laugh along with us as we recount the good, the bad, and the unforgettable. Whether you're navigating the hordes or fleeing the scene, we've got the inside scoop on spring break madness that's bound to resonate.
But wait, there's more – Florida's natural hazards take the stage as we spotlight our scaly neighbors, the alligators. From their tenacity to their unexpected presence in our lakes, these ancient beasts add a layer of wild to our backyard. And because we love a good hypothetical, weigh in on our fantasy boxing match between Mike Tyson and Jake Paul, complete with predictions and playful banter. To top it all off, we've got a bizarre crime wave to share – a milk theft ring, proving Florida's never short on weird news. Tune in for an episode that's as unpredictable as it is jam-packed with laughter and lively debates.
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Speaker 1:Wait, what do you mean? A picture for me. Oh my God, it's Wednesday. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, it's Wednesday. Oh my God, it's Wednesday.
Speaker 3:What's happening, everybody? This is the OMGSWIC show. We are at episode 33. I know because I wrote it down this time, because I can't prepare for the day, but I'm going to let everybody else introduce themselves and we're going to get into some stuff here.
Speaker 1:This is Manny Knox. I'm either one who apologized or say you're welcome for my performance today. Not only this week, but just prior to us recording there's been a roller coaster of emotions, but I'll kick it off to somebody who the star. I'll kick it off to the left.
Speaker 2:Lena Slim here and I want to start with apologizing about the whole situation where I'm very active and turn my head to different directions and don't move the mic, so there's times in the show that you can barely hear me. I apologize, it's just having things in my mouth is frustrating, so it's very hard for me, but I will be better Go ahead.
Speaker 3:There you go, there you go. I didn't know I was going.
Speaker 1:Go ahead with what is. Don't wait. No, stop, stop. There's no podcast. This is not a stand-up comedy show. Don't move the mic. Adjust your head. Do not move the mic. I got it. I got it. So how was?
Speaker 3:your week. I know Betty had a good week. You had a good week, is that good? Yeah, it's a good week.
Speaker 1:Let me tell y'all something I made this quick about my week. I got fired from my job. Oh yeah, you didn't know that. Last I got wrongfully terminated from my job, I was personally targeted. Yeah, never been written up in my life. Five years of that job I've never had it.
Speaker 2:How many warnings did you get?
Speaker 1:before Zero. Five years I got zero warnings. It was completely personal. I missed the team leadership and they terminated me from missing the team leadership. It was 100% personal. In my five years I've never seen anybody get fired and get their job back. But the Lord works in mysterious ways and on Monday I got the call that I was wrongfully terminated and I come get my job back. So I got my job back.
Speaker 2:But how do you feel working there? Knowing that you got terminated once upon a time Like that to me will not sit well with me.
Speaker 1:I'm a petty king, yeah, but I love my job. I love my team.
Speaker 2:Okay, so I go back for them, I work for them, so there's passion in it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I'm a big professional. They're not going to get me. Well, they're going to get me, but they're going to have to work hard to get me. But either way, I'm there. I love my peoples. But, yeah, it was very awkward for some people, but I do my thing. I'm still going to kill the game. I'm still going to do a great job. See, I've been up and down, so you pretty much a legend.
Speaker 3:And then I came back. No, what you pretty much a legend Because, like, people go speak about you forever, like as the guy that lost his job and got it back. Yeah, but you will be spoken about forever. That's a part of it you going down in the history.
Speaker 1:I'm going down for something because I'm a boy.
Speaker 2:Let me tell you I'm a nice person, but I hold grudges. Sometimes, about 95% of the time, I will come back and I will come back with a bang. I will buy hundreds of crickets and release them in the office. I will put a piece of baloney and stick it underneath your desk and then it starts rotting in the smell that you can't. You don't know where they come Like. I'm petty, like that. I'm not going to hurt you personally, but I am going to mess with you, make you uncomfortable.
Speaker 3:Oh for sure, that was sure. That was somebody that we used to work with. She would put like because people, at one point people were able to sit wherever they wanted, so they were sitting in her desk. So what she did was rub garlic all over her desk so that people would stop, and it worked, it worked. I locked my office Nobody better After a while. It was like opening cubicles and people would see yeah, it worked.
Speaker 2:And I'm doing number two and I'm not flushing the toilet. It goes on and on, it goes on and on of the petty.
Speaker 1:What's wrong with you?
Speaker 2:Because I'm petty.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're going to know I'm not going to do anything like that my payback is coming back, doing an amazing job of being a better person. I guess that could be it. It has made me question karma, but that's a bigger discussion for a later day, because I used to be strong on karma. But I feel like these terrible people that caused this to me, I don't feel like they're really going to get their get back.
Speaker 1:I always like to feel like let the world do the work, so you're feeling the kindness, but I'm starting to believe that because I'm thinking about so many terrible people still like live their best life For now, but maybe you know how they like. You might be living your best life publicly, yeah, yeah, yeah, but maybe I don't know, but we know some people. It definitely makes me question my theories on karma, but we'll see what happens. Either way, I got my job back, I'm happy, I'm good. What?
Speaker 3:I will say is that you know? Yeah, definitely, like I said you down in the history books now. But, like I said, I told Shardee she had an issue with someone that worked there and I was like just let it handle itself. You don't have to, because she always wouldn't be like but they're not doing it. I'm like listen, relax, let it handle itself. She came to work one day and the situation was resolved. We'll just say it that way.
Speaker 2:How long did it take, though it took?
Speaker 3:a couple months. But, it did definitely resolve itself without her having to do anything to resolve it. It took care of itself. But, like I said, sometimes it might take long, sometimes it may be shorter, but it's going to happen to us.
Speaker 1:What a surprise Lena's impatient. Huh, news flash Lena's impatient. Guys, I am Surprise.
Speaker 2:You make it seem like. I'm not honest. I'm not. What is it? What did you learn about me? I like to hibernate.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:I'm impatient.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:I'm lazy.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:Because I don't like to do activities like walking and running. No, I have a scooter.
Speaker 1:I didn't know that she struggles to drink water.
Speaker 2:And I struggle to drink water, but I am starting.
Speaker 3:That's right, it's a start.
Speaker 2:Okay, so baby steps right.
Speaker 1:Eventually, I will sleep with it. Oh, maybe you can take baby steps before you start walking.
Speaker 2:Oh no.
Speaker 3:I'm with you, Lena. So, baby steps, it's progress. How was your week, by the way?
Speaker 2:My week, I'm trying to think, was quick and I was just ready for the weekend.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It was just too much going on, too much work, yeah, too much family issues, and I'm like I just can't wait for the weekend to relax. And I said it. I was like this weekend is going to be my lazy weekend. Nobody texts me, no one called me, I'm not going nowhere, I'm just like no, I just want to relax and we all do that sometimes Did you say that last weekend?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I say every weekend. It didn't work out.
Speaker 2:No, it didn't. It didn't work out and you know I could have been stronger, but so far last night I ignored three phone calls.
Speaker 3:So look Progress, baby steps.
Speaker 2:Exactly, I'm with you.
Speaker 3:Exactly my week. I was in the comments, right? I like to check out the comments and listen. Lena's been getting a lot of love. Lena has a Lena fan club. These guys there's some guys, they're like we just. There's women, too. They're like we just love Lena Cause I posted on Facebook too, and they just love they love Lena.
Speaker 1:Open back association is what we call it.
Speaker 2:I'm going to come back next week and I'm going to have an open back shirt so I can show everyone.
Speaker 3:So yeah, y'all can. Y'all can understand the open back situation, but yeah, so I've been in there. My week was pretty, it was busy, but it is what it is. You know, at this point, nothing real crazy happened. Nothing real crazy happened.
Speaker 2:Calm week for Florida.
Speaker 3:It was well, well, well, you would think that right. And then so I drive, like I drive with Daniels, right, I drive with Daniels every day. This is my route to take my kids to school both kids to school and I realized it was some crazy driving, but I also noticing less of the out-of-state place, so I'm starting to think the snow birds are going back, right, Right. But then I was online and someone posted about the spring breakers coming and I'm like you're right, Like the spring breakers are coming. Now I will ask y'all, cause I know me personally, I avoid our local beach by any means when it comes to spring breakers.
Speaker 2:But there's nothing there right now.
Speaker 1:But they don't care. Yeah, they don't. They gonna bring the action.
Speaker 3:You remember after the hurricane, like right after we got the hurricane, they was calling saying, hey, can we still keep our reservations to come, like they don't care about what's going on. It was nothing at the beach and they was like we still trying to come, can we come? But they got like a few things out of there now but did like is it have y'all like, do y'all go to the beach during spring?
Speaker 1:break. But their attitude is we are what's at the beach, so it don't matter if there's anything there. We are what's at. We bring the sand to the beach. I never have gone to this. This is cause it's madness I never will. So no, I'm not interested in going to that beach at all.
Speaker 2:I think we leave and then other people come.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Because I'm leaving in spring break. Yeah, and that's what I usually try to do. And if I do stay local, I try not to do anything like Bush Gardens, seaworld, disney, because they're even twice as packed during spring break. But yeah, we go elsewhere if we could, you know, do it, and then other people come and take over. It's basically like we let them borrow Florida for.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and they're bullying us. They're bullying us yeah they be bullying us. They're gonna run that.
Speaker 2:No, because we're being you gonna check that out.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no, no no, no, no.
Speaker 2:No, we're being kind, we're letting them borrow because we do know that it also brings money to us and to our local. You know vendors and sellers and stuff like that, so it's a good thing. It's just sometimes their behavior is not appreciated, Like don't come over here and litter our beaches. Don't come over here and start fights and arguments and shootings and stuff, because that's our job, not yours. Then that's when our housing, you know, goes down in price. Like you just mess up a lot in general, but whatever.
Speaker 3:And they definitely cause. I just recently, like I said, on the internet I've been seeing videos of people already starting in Miami, but I also seen Miami taking a step to like, I guess, decrease the craziness. Yes, when it comes to the beach, yeah, Cause, like, if you okay, if you go on and park, you know you're cool, whatever, whatever. But if you have to pay I heard what $100 to like what $275 $275 for a parking per night.
Speaker 2:That's going to like before used to be hundreds of people. Now a lot of people don't want, can't afford that, so they're not going to go, so it's less people they're doing that. That's curfew is like 11 PM and I guess a lot of restaurants have the authorization to reject like service to a certain type of crowd or people and stuff. So they're just really taking care of their location. Yeah, Because you could go you could go to South Beach on a day that is not spring break and still have fun.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but you know they, like, we're going to let y'all mess this up and they, like I said, and if you pay $100 to $275 to park, you're going to definitely take it Like. You know, like, bro, I paid all this money to park. If you really like, you ain't going to mess it up. You know what I'm saying. You ain't going to just go mess it up to the point where you may get kicked out, cause that's your money that you're wasting. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:So but I get it. I feel like spring break in Miami is something that has to happen to everyone. You know how like people are saying, like, or you need to get vaccinated, like you have to also go to Miami and a spring break. I did it when I was younger, lived it, experienced it, moved on. I'm older now, but you have not spring break until you did one spring break in Miami, that is for sure. I would say that. Like everyone has to experience it once in their life. It's mandatory.
Speaker 3:My anxiety is too. I went to one spring break on accident in Fort Myers back in the day. I was like 20, 20, I mean about 21, I was 21. And my friends were like, hey, we're going to the beach. And I'm like, all right, whatever, let's go to the beach. We get down there in spring break. I didn't know Cause we had went to the beach a couple of times and you know you're like okay.
Speaker 2:You forget about it.
Speaker 3:First of all, it took us forever to get on the beach. We get there, bro. There's not a space to where there's not people standing. And we ended up going to Lonnie Kai. Oh no, the craziest like bro. It was people everywhere Like I had. I had never experienced anything like that. So when I heard that and people were like, hey, you should go to Daytona or you should go to Miami, and I'm like, if I can't do like Fort Myers, like I had to leave Cause of my anxiety, got too high. It was way too many people.
Speaker 2:I did, I did Daytona did the West Palm Beach area too, and it was crazy, crazy, crazy. But, like I said, I lived it. I'm here to tell it I'm over it.
Speaker 3:And then you see like all the videos, like there was videos of what Fort Myers Beach was right before COVID, where the guy he was in handcuffs and somebody let him out the police car and he's like running down the road with handcuffs and I'm like this is the kind of crazy stuff and people like Floridians are crazy. I'm like, bro, that's not us. We normally are home, we're at home, we're in the Springs, we're doing something way different than that. We're not out there. That's not us, that's that's other people from other states. So but I think the fact that Miami getting more strict because we're on the other coast boat, I think they're gonna go a little bit north or they're coming to us. Y'all they're coming to us and we're gonna have to deal with the craziness. Even though we barely got things on the beach right now, we still gonna have to deal with the craziness.
Speaker 2:So yeah, the traffic.
Speaker 1:Y'all ready for that? I'm gonna have nothing to do with this.
Speaker 3:I'm just gonna travel with a brick, that's it, but can a case of sodas?
Speaker 1:No, I'm gonna leave that to my sister.
Speaker 2:We didn't have to go.
Speaker 1:Definitely a brick, though Wait why. You got a brick Bought somebody upside the head, that's it, bought something upside, that's it. And then they try to be like, oh, what the hell? I was helping build the house. What are we talking about? Yeah right, tell them I bust a little bit, he gotta go away. I hope I'm not gonna pop the trunk more. You think so. I don't wanna keep popping the trunk. I did it one time and it just took me to a place I didn't wanna be mentally up. I don't wanna pop the trunk. How did you feel when you was back then, when the trunk just lifted? I was just disappointed. And it was funny, he said, because it's just always a slow motion. The left of the trunk was slow motion.
Speaker 1:You was John Wick at that moment. I thought I was John Wick, I thought it was equalizer, I was equalizer. Then you know what's funny, John? Think about it. I still got a dismantled Christmas tree in the trunk and I'm like what kind of news stories is it gonna make when the cops are like, hey, he popped the trunk and there was an air pump and a Christmas tree, and I'm like I'm not gonna be that person. A bad Christmas tree, who knows what he was gonna do with the Christmas tree. I'm like I didn't wanna be that person.
Speaker 3:That is hilarious, man. I always wondered like. When you said it last week, I was like I wonder how many fell, cause I knew it was in slow motion. You hit the sound thug and it just come up.
Speaker 1:But it wasn't. I didn't feel like a cool action star. It was in slow motion. It felt like, oh my God, I'm gonna be like Buffalo Bill from Silence in the Lands. I mean, that's not what I want from me. It's not what I want from me or from my family. That's not the life that you chose. No, it's not what I wanted to be. I wanna be the serial killer. Profiler, not the serial killer. Yeah, wait, like the profiler, where you like, track down the serial killer, cause I'm not this serial killer can do. Oh, I was gonna say something real new. Oh my God, excuse me. All right, so like you said for you, spring Breakers Audio System. So you're not gonna do any Spring Break-y type things, right?
Speaker 2:No, I'm just going to the Bahamas for Spring Break.
Speaker 3:Oh, you gotta be late.
Speaker 2:So I'm going with my daughter. I've never my life have been in a cruise. I've always been terrified of cruises. I know this sounds so corny, but it's the truth. I've been terrified since I saw Titanic. I knew it.
Speaker 2:I feel like it's gonna sink. And it's not that the iceberg I was thinking is there enough life jackets for everyone? Is there enough boats for everyone? Like, how quick does this, you know, sink? And that's my mental, and the fact that I'm in a place that I can't just walk out and leave if I wanted to, that to me, terrifies me. So I've always been scared and my goal last year was to go on a cruise. I was really close. I had a really bad like panic attack. I canceled the trip and got reimbursed. But this year is the year I'm a week away. There's no going back. My daughter knows and she's already been packing, so there's no way that I'm gonna break her heart. So that's what's motivated me. Even more is the fact that I know she's gonna have so much fun and she is so thrilled. I mean, she's already gone shopping and she's picked bathing suits. There's no way I'm a cancel because of her.
Speaker 1:Well, that's good. I don't like to say positive things to you, but you're gonna regret not doing this a long time ago.
Speaker 2:I know.
Speaker 1:This cruises is right up your alley at this stage in your life. The sloth, the hibernator, the having the want to party a little bit.
Speaker 2:Not a lot of activities On a cruise.
Speaker 1:there's a little bit of no, but there are activities. But also it's easy to be like I don't feel like it, so I'm gonna go sit over here in my room Like you're gonna.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm very thrilled I did choose the Margaritaville. For now, because it's small.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm baby steps. There's less people Cause I started Googling like how many people fit on this cruise? How many people fit on this cruise? So I found out Margaritaville has like a smaller. So baby steps. If I enjoyed myself, then obviously next step is do carnival or whatever you know, something big You're gonna like it, but I'm excited. I'm nervous, but I'm excited.
Speaker 1:You got this. I gotta say, if a boat's rarely like that I would say and if it does, it takes 93 hours. There's plenty of boats it's like but it's not gonna happen, but you're gonna be fine.
Speaker 3:Yeah, well, you have fun, enjoy yourself, thank you thank you. I don't even want to lead it to the next one. Why?
Speaker 2:Cause you feel like oh my God, is it about a boat sinking?
Speaker 1:Oh, no, no, no, but I'm with they're not gonna be in the ocean.
Speaker 3:Well, that's the thing. They have been found in the ocean. What? Yeah, but they're not gonna be. Go for it.
Speaker 1:They're not gonna be in the ocean, oh my God.
Speaker 3:No, they want me to go deep in the ocean. Last week I found some information, right, I was on live and I was just playing around and then I was like the top alligator populated lakes in the United States, right? So I'm like. I know Louisiana has more alligators.
Speaker 2:Like 15 of them are here Alligators than Florida.
Speaker 3:Like I think we had like 1.3 million which I don't know who's out there just counting alligators. You know what I'm saying. But Louisiana's supposed to have like 2 million. So they have, you know, more than us. But I was like so I know they have more than us. But I was like but what are the most alligator populated lakes in the world? Right, so there's like a top 10. Did y'all know that seven, the first seven out of the top 10, are Florida over Louisiana. Oh yeah, oh yeah. So with people like, oh, we got this lake with these alligators, like we have the top seven. We have lakes that are the most populated with alligators in the world.
Speaker 1:I will say this I don't have facts, but just my spirit. When you were talking about Louisiana and Florida alligators, I feel like Florida alligators are way more respectful than Louisiana alligators. Well, I feel like Louisiana alligators might be a little more ratchet, I think so too, but you know the alligators here they gotta deal with but the alligators here gotta deal with more.
Speaker 3:so the alligators up there, what do they have that can possibly take them down? I mean, besides the people you know, about Louisiana's wildlife.
Speaker 1:They don't really have a lot of wildlife?
Speaker 3:No, so we got the pythons that can eat them. We also have crocodiles down here, so both of those things.
Speaker 2:Which I heard that number's going up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and they're starting to go up more north. But the warmer the climate gets because you know we really don't have any crazy cold day, let me stop before they come. But you know, last year we had a couple days in the 30s. This year we didn't have a lot of days in the 30s. I don't think we had no day in the 30s. So when they started to get warmer they're starting to move up more north, which is why a lot of people are seeing them more. So the alligators here have to deal with a lot more than Louisiana. Louisiana they just able to do their thing unless they run into somebody from Louisiana. The ones from here got to deal with pythons and crocodiles, so it becomes a little bit different playing field. They got to be more tame.
Speaker 1:Do they, though, because maybe they're like getting bored over there there's no action. That's usually when you start to get up to your shenanigans, when you're bored and there's no action. Yeah, that's usually when people get up to their shenanigans and they're bored.
Speaker 3:As he's staring at. Ladies and gentlemen, so that's usually. But yeah, we got the top seven lakes, like that was the craziest thing. But one is Lake Jessup and I rode by that lake. It's huge. It's like right by Orlando. Okay, lake Apopka or not Apopka area, orlando, apopka area and I think Lake Apopka is one as well. I think it's like two or three on the list, but we got to go visit these lakes y'all.
Speaker 1:I don't think Y'all had to see the way. Look at that. You know what it is that she hasn't been on our adventures with us.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you got to go, I try.
Speaker 1:You got to. Once you're around these alligators, it's like okay, I get this.
Speaker 2:I try to prevent, where I try to prevent situations where my child could possibly end up in a foster home.
Speaker 3:No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't put y'all in this situation. Now, when I put me in that situation, possibly Possibly, because even when I didn't admit, when I didn't, I think I talked about it.
Speaker 2:Are you guys like the type of people if someone tells you don't touch the stove because it's hot, are you going to touch it to see how hot it is Sometimes? Okay, that's nice to know. That's nice to know.
Speaker 3:Okay, so I didn't talk about, because I remember we filmed the podcast before I went on a fossil hunting adventure. So I went on a fossil hunting adventure the next day and we went to a different spot. There's an alligator in the water. So you know how, like Rudy was there, so he knows how. They're not wide, they're not super wide, like you can walk one side to the other In certain parts of this river and, bro, there's an alligator over on the other side, like it was just chilling. So Charley made me nervous Because she was like it's a baby alligator. Now, I'm not afraid of alligators, but if you tell me it's a baby alligator, now I'm thinking, okay, there's a mom.
Speaker 3:And if it's a baby alligator, and we're that close, the mom is coming. Charley didn't disclose that it wasn't a baby alligator. It was just a young alligator. It was like a year or two old.
Speaker 2:So it was a teenager.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was a teenager, you know they've been like lead. So after I seen it and we have people from like other states and they were like looking and I'm like y'all good, like once I seen it and we seen how big it was and I was like y'all good, it's not gonna bother y'all, we're too big for it to try to eat and they're not gonna waste the energy. So what they're gonna do is they're gonna have to hide over there. We're probably not even gonna see it. The whole time we spent like four or five hours out there. We don't think we really like we rarely seen it.
Speaker 1:They didn't even realize that the protector was there. You know what I'm saying. I was ready, nothing ever to worry about, like they know, and so we haven't brought this up too. Now that you say this, because our day is on a lot of these adventures, we're talking about the protector, and that man had Robin, so we need to figure out what her title is and conjunction with, like this, as the sidekick aspect. You know the protector, and then we got to figure out.
Speaker 3:We got to work on it. You know what? Because I will say she do be right there in my shenanigans. So I be like like even when we even though she almost drowned herself when we went kayaking because they told her that it was a snake- she might change. They smelled a snake on the other side, like it was, like we smell a snake, why you?
Speaker 1:had to do that. We were trying to build up her sidekick. I'm building it up Okay.
Speaker 3:I'm building it up because but she still did it. Normally, if they said we smell a snake, or they started around and she's getting out of there, she don't want nothing to do with that, but she kept going, even though she walked in the middle and she had the kayak, she was carrying it and it was like her, how, her how was like on top because she kept having to like, jump to, like. You know what I'm saying. She's trying to survive and you know she's only so tall. So she was like, but she still did it, she still kept going. So I was proud of her for that. So, but yeah, I will forget that we got to come up with a title for that. She be right there with me. And she's scared of everything. Like even the spiders were here in the face and she was just taking it.
Speaker 1:So we got to think it's like she knows she's with the protector too.
Speaker 3:I think that's what it is. I know he got me no matter what. Now she's seen him when he catch that python, like she knows what's up. She's seen the way I be handling these alligators. Now the manatee situation you know it was a reverse. She was the protector. You know what I'm saying Because I can't swim. My feet were off the ground.
Speaker 2:I was like choked out by the life vest.
Speaker 3:Because I wasn't trying to let go of the life vest, I had everything. I had everything. You know what I'm saying. But Sharnay made sure. So I feel like Sharnay was the protector.
Speaker 2:So you know you guys have noticed several times, I grab my phone when we are doing our podcast, but I always do research because I'm a nerd like that.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Once something is brought up, I'm like. My light bulb goes. So I'm like man. How long do alligators live? So they live up to 50 years is the average, and the oldest one that has ever lived was 100 years old, which means they live longer than humans, which means we are basically outnumbered and they're going to take over the world. Go ahead.
Speaker 3:But they're so cool though, like I would be okay because alligators they're like I would be okay with, because alligators don't really bother you. You understand, like they like.
Speaker 2:All right, bro, and so someone else has fed them and now they're comfortable enough to come up to you because they're thinking oh, you know, I got fed by John Doe, so this girl's going to give me food. And then I'm screaming terrified. And this thing is no.
Speaker 3:But it's humans. That's a special human mess up stuff.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3:But they're like a normal wild alligator. They're not looking the body, they're trying to.
Speaker 1:Here's the best way to think about it. Think about all the alligators. Do you have any friends? Do you have many friends that were attacked by alligators? You've always heard a story about somebody else.
Speaker 2:But no one close to me, no.
Speaker 3:But normally those people that are attacked by alligators like even so, there was a guy and it went viral. He got attacked by alligator but there were circumstances. So he did it during mating season and he did it during round of mama, so the babies were around, so the mama was protecting the babies. He was trying to do like a shark to die, so he was trying to die to look for a shark team and the mom. He swam too close to some alligators. That was during mating season. The mom bit him. So, like I said, he it was. It's never really like a act of alligators came out to attack you. There's always a reason like okay, it did this because this you know what I'm saying. So, but yeah, but we have, we have seven, so y'all want to know the seven anything close to my resident home.
Speaker 3:No, you might be good. So Lake Jessup in Seminole County, lake George in Volusia County, volusia, putnam County. Lake Kasemi I didn't even know there was a lake Kasemi.
Speaker 2:Is that in Orlando?
Speaker 3:It's right, right next to, okay, alligator Lake, I mean I guess it has to be the board Alligator Lake, like you call it, alligator lake. So five Lake Okeechobee in the world. This is in the United States. Well, I guess the world, because only Florida, I mean only the United, States Are we close to? Lake Okeechobee. No, no, lake Okeechobee is more it's. We're not too crazy. What do you think about Kalusa Hatchey?
Speaker 2:Yes, yes yes, I got confused like wait, isn't it like over the bridge, type of stuff that's slow, I think the does it.
Speaker 3:The Kalusa Hatchey stretch from there to the Gulf, from.
Speaker 1:Okeechobee to the Gulf.
Speaker 3:It's like runoff I think so, but yeah, lake Okeechobee, that's where we went the bullfishing. It's a big lake and nightingale get become scary because you can't see nothing, and I know it was number five in the United States as far as alligators. So then there's Sawgrass Lake.
Speaker 2:Is that for a lot of them Let?
Speaker 3:me see, it just says Florida.
Speaker 2:That's not helpful.
Speaker 3:I know they need to know distance. Open Ellis County.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm thinking Sawgrass Mill to mom, my bad boy.
Speaker 3:I was with you. I was with you Lake Ponset, ponset, ponset in Brevard County, so that's on the east coast by Orlando, and then, like I said, cyprus, lake Louisiana and then Lake Louisville in Texas and Caddo Lake in Louisiana. So we got this up there? Yeah, okay, but they ain't on our level, though they ain't with us. No they be trying to compare themselves, and I'm like bro, it's different over here, so we're gonna let.
Speaker 2:Those are country alligators.
Speaker 1:I thought this is a trophy.
Speaker 2:It's not a trophy, but we're we mentioned these things so that we could get our yearly check for being a Floridian. Like the more we speak about the dangers and everything that's happening, this could happen. It's not things to be proud of. We're just trying to prove that we need extra insurance to live here and extra assistance.
Speaker 3:But it's also letting people know that we're tougher than them. You know what I'm saying. We live in tougher conditions and we're having fun doing it.
Speaker 2:And and yeah, you guys.
Speaker 3:So come and visit a student spring break and they talk so much trash about us, I'll never go to Florida. Then you see them in Florida. I thought you said you weren't coming to Florida. Well, I only came because I don't want to hear that. But so are we gonna visit these lakes? What's up, I'm down.
Speaker 1:You need more like you need to stop and just toughen up. Have some more adventure.
Speaker 2:You know what it is after I became a mother. That's why I say your girl might change after she has kids, because it's just like it's like something in your body releases like a chemical where it's like you need to be more careful.
Speaker 1:But that's the no. But the problem is you're you're way hyping up the danger level. It's not that's. The problem is that if you don't experience this, you don't realize that it's not really that high of a danger level like you think you should see me how I get when it's hurricane season.
Speaker 2:Oh, it is like I double up on pills because I'm just, my anxiety is crazy and stuff I just I see some hurricane help in my relationship.
Speaker 1:Can I ask a question?
Speaker 3:So you out here catching stray cats, but you're scared of elegance, yeah.
Speaker 2:First of all, I wouldn't grab a stray cat with my hand. I would need the cats.
Speaker 1:Just in front of you, just the people you surround yourself with.
Speaker 2:Yes, I would lead the cat into a cage and take it in the cage to a facility for assistance. I would never grab an animal with my bare hands, Like it's not it's-.
Speaker 1:That was more dangerous than when what's his name, homeboy? Grab the stingray. That's what I told him. Oh, grabbing a cat was more dangerous than what Steve Irwin did.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I believe it, I'm a stray cat, okay, boy.
Speaker 2:I mean, trust me, there was a high number of cat bites. People that went in there for cat bites more than any other bite here in this area.
Speaker 1:If you worry about the alligator sticking over one, probably the cat has got more chance to turn.
Speaker 2:That's because the hospital at work that is not located near a lake. I'm pretty sure the hospital's close to those lakes probably get a lot of alligator bites. I don't think so.
Speaker 1:I don't know, like there are not a lot of alligator attacks. Yeah, it's really not. Yeah, it's really not, and that's what I'm saying you should explore. It's not as dangerous as people make it out to me, you know what's crazy.
Speaker 3:though I'm a nurse, I look up random weird stuff. Did you know? Well, I think I told you all this the animal that kills more people than any other animal.
Speaker 1:Like here in the US or in the world, or just in the world, those are elephant or something right.
Speaker 3:I think it's the mosquito than the elephant. Like the mosquito than the elephant.
Speaker 2:I met somebody that got bit by a mosquito and ended up with a disease and they were paralyzed. I was 10 years old and I was more friends with the sister and then the little sister, the one that got infected. It was here in Miami and she got bit by a mosquito and the mosquito bite got bigger and bigger and turned in color and it looked like an infection. Then next thing, you know, she has a high fever and she was paralyzed. After that. I forgot what it was the name of it, but it was. It was a pretty sad situation and so this day, you know, I see it in social media she's still alive and she's still in the wheelchair.
Speaker 1:Well, we all need these mosquitoes alone. We were having fun way to bring down the pot.
Speaker 3:No, I'm not talking about the whole fucking mosquito story. I'm with it.
Speaker 2:But I'm saying like it's crazy Something so small and so common and it's going to make you like that's scary.
Speaker 3:Looking for it. That's what I'm saying. So it's always the smaller ones that you got to worry about.
Speaker 1:But I just got attacked by a fire in the last night. What and well one got, yeah, but it's bit me and I thought a third nipple was going to grow out hard and hurt.
Speaker 3:But y'all have y'all ever, because I was a crazy kid, but y'all never step on an ant pile and you think you got them all off.
Speaker 2:And you don't.
Speaker 3:And it's one that's you wear a long pants, and it's one that's in your pants.
Speaker 2:And then you feel that sting and it goes all over your body. Oh, it's still.
Speaker 3:And it just in that body, so not yes, now you're scratching for seven hours.
Speaker 1:Yes, it's a hard, yeah.
Speaker 3:So it's always the small things you got to worry about. So basically, more of the story. The alligators ain't nothing to worry about, it's these mosquito fire the insects.
Speaker 3:We need to worry about our insects, yeah, not even the big ones, cause even like when you see a huntsman spider, they don't really bother you, like I had a huntsman I, you know I stand Lee house or you see some crazy stuff, like I. I think I just discovered a bug. I still, to this day, think I discovered a caterpillar, but I can't prove it. So if they come back this year, than I wasn't poison. This time I don't know, it's Galloping, that's the one I told you I was Galloping. Oh, I got a picture of the poison, the, the, the one of the caterpillars that Manny was scared of. So yeah.
Speaker 1:Can we change this up like the time? All right, so.
Speaker 3:Manny on that. We bring up caterpillars Y'all, so we're going to keep it rolling. Um, so the time changes happen to what? Sunday night. So we bought the, lose an hour of sleep and gain some sunlight, which I don't. Okay. So with me, right? Right, I'm going to sleep either way. So whether it's sun outside or not, I'm going to sleep either way, so I don't know.
Speaker 1:I'm like this affects me positively. That means, when I do wake up, it's just going to be brighter. No, it's. It's only matter what the time it's going to be darker. When you were saying it'll be darker, I thought it was moving forward.
Speaker 2:So instead of seven, is actually eight, so there is light in the morning.
Speaker 1:Oh no, it's not.
Speaker 3:No, the lights you're right, the lights going to be darker. It's going to be darker because I remember when it changed and I take my daughter to school, I was like, oh, this is cool Cause I can see outside when I'm coming back, but now it's going to be dark. Can we get more daylight towards the end of the day so it don't get darker to like eight?
Speaker 2:But in the morning it's going to be more light.
Speaker 1:No, no, the opposite. This is confusing. It's going to be brighter later on. It's going to be brighter later on.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:So that's actually terrible because now it's good. No, yeah, this is going to be terrible because now, like my eight o'clock feels like it's later. Now it's going to feel like it's early, it's going to be sunlight when I'm trying to go to sleep.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Cause it's going to be seven and you want me it's going to be eight, but it's supposed to be your body's youth to seven, and then you know. So it's, yeah, the struggle. I'm not saying that.
Speaker 2:I think they need to stop this yeah. Please, guys, I'm fighting for my life.
Speaker 3:Don't hurt this.
Speaker 2:We need to leave it as is this whole every six months, and then, when you get adjusted to it, it changes all over again.
Speaker 1:They make you feel like this matters and it don't. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't want to change the time.
Speaker 3:Well, even if cause like my body's, like I said, I'm a person of having, I like to do a routine and if I'm in my mind it's like it's not going by like the time, it's like it's what I feel, like it's seven and it's eight o'clock and I'm like. So now I'm like dang, I still got to do all of this stuff that you think is eight and you know you feel like it's eight, so you're still kind of chilling and it's nine and then you know, back up at five o'clock in the morning, like it kind of miss, start messing with you.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying. You know. What messes with you even more is when you have pets that could tell time, like mine.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:So they know when it's dinner time, which is five. Now they're going to be like you're a monster, Exactly why are you late to feed me Exactly?
Speaker 1:And then the time changes for them, poor things.
Speaker 2:and they're begging at four pm and they're crying for a whole hour and you're telling them, like baby, it's, look at the clock, it's not even five. And they're looking at you like what is going on?
Speaker 3:Let's just not okay.
Speaker 2:We can't see that. Oh no, my dogs.
Speaker 1:Your laziness has taken it to a new level. Get off.
Speaker 3:Beat us, Damn we let you slide.
Speaker 1:But enough, you're lazy, get off yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh man, but yeah, no, I'm not a fan of this. They need to leave it alone, Leave it like it is. Just leave it, just like this.
Speaker 1:That's it.
Speaker 2:Leave it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, absolutely. They'll try to give you, try to come up with excuses. Why is this useless, bro? Let's start with these traditions that don't need to exist, please. They don't make sense, all right.
Speaker 3:So I know this don't have nothing to do with Florida, right, but I saw it online and I'm like we got to talk about this. So Jake Paul the YouTuber has decided that he was going to fight Mike Tyson in an exhibition fight. Now I know Jake Paul. Normally he takes like what he took. Nate Robinson knocked out Nate Robinson.
Speaker 3:Nate Robinson was a basketball player, so he usually takes like people that does other sports and then he'll try to box them. And they're not boxers, they don't really know. Well, this time I think it's because his brother his brother kind of messed him up because his brother did what Mayweather Mayweather, at this point in his life, is a. He was always a tactician, like early in his career he's a knock people out. Later in his career he was more of a tactician, gained the points, winning decision, but then he bro you don't get in the ring with Tyson. I'm sorry, to this day, if I ever meet Tyson, I'm going to still be nervous, like he's 57 and I'm still nervous. What are you? How do y'all think this is going to go?
Speaker 2:My opinion. I think Mike Tyson is going to whoop him.
Speaker 3:But it's an exhibition fight. So when Mike Tyson was boxing Roy Jones right and that people can see what they went over the good, it wasn't a good fight.
Speaker 2:What if he makes a comeback and rips another year off?
Speaker 3:Listen, tyson is a. Listen. Tyson is an animal but he's been tamed for so long and at one point during that Roy Jones fight I seen him refer back to young Tyson and he I don't care what nobody say Roy Jones body went limp and Tyson was kind of holding him up, so they don't look like he knocked them out because it's an exhibition fight they're supposed to go to rounds and like three or four rounds.
Speaker 2:This is hard, though I wouldn't. I don't know if I could be like a fighter like that, because when you get hit, you're adrenaline and you're like you feel some type of way like is at this point is self-defense. I can't do this. If there's like rules Like you, hold it yourself back.
Speaker 3:So you need like a what's that movie? Blood sport. I can see Lena on blood sport. Lena say no rules, no, Rolling her gloves and gloves.
Speaker 2:That was the one right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I'm thinking about who she is and we're like half socks and tired all the time. What if she put a big glass? That'll be the shortest fight. She's going to get tired going in the ring and then this is done. I didn't think about it, it's not.
Speaker 2:What Naps in between each round? Give it about 30 minutes, we'll be back.
Speaker 3:Oh man, they throw something in her eye, like on Bloodsmore. She go lay down. Oh, that's kickbox. They all kind of the same movie.
Speaker 1:They ain't even got to throw nuts. You just be like I got something in my eye. We need the whole lot. Hold up, wait, give me 30 minutes. It's not going to go. It's not going to go. It's not going to go, and if it was a paper, people would be so mad. But back to the real fight. You know who you got.
Speaker 1:At first I thought it was Logan Paul. You can think I'm crazy or not. I thought it would be a bad idea for Mike Tyson to fight Logan Paul, because this is why I say I get Tyson If I'm good with faces. If you put Tyson in a room, yeah, it's scary, for he's gonna kill anybody you put in the room with him. You can't run away. There's no rules. Bare-faced, that is the scariest thing that could happen to a person. Were you walking through a room, it'll be like one of those rage rooms, but it's just Mike Tyson hitting you. That's the scariest thing. No matter what, even a boxer now will be in danger in a room with Mike Tyson. Yeah, but I mean so. I thought if it was Logan Paul, mike Tyson might have a problem. But I forgot, as the other Paul brother, who's not really like a professional fighter, pretty much all this is is you're gonna pay to watch Tyson knock someone out pretty fast. I think this was gonna happen. I think this is boys, start running around the room.
Speaker 3:I think his rules in place, I think I don't think there was. There will be no way.
Speaker 2:We would just my Tyson is not a person to really follow the rules anyways.
Speaker 3:Well, he, he's okay. So Tyson. So what I've seen in the Roy Jones fight right Is Tyson has regained a lot of self-control, like even watching his podcast. He's not the Tyson that you know. He's not the bite that we grew up and he was just knocking people out. He was on the street. Some dude walked up to him, says some crazy, he beat the dude too close to death. He's not that Tyson, no more.
Speaker 2:He's but we don't know that we haven't seen him fighting over 10, 20 years Like a couple recently.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like it was recently, like within the last decade.
Speaker 2:Well, it was so long but what did I say before the show? Like he's had some pretty life-changing sad experiences, so he probably has a lot of stuff well done.
Speaker 1:Now I can't. He's saying he'll have the moments where he turns it on, but he does have more control. He's not like the animal, tyson.
Speaker 2:And you guys got to search his recent practice. He moves like he is 25 years old.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he videos could be tricky because you know, those videos make whist Khalifa look like I'm a home and Ali but what I will say you can't, you can run only, though.
Speaker 3:I see, with Khalifa He'll look like Muhammad, I know, but they do make him look good. But you can tell when somebody's hitting. Oh yeah, look at his trainer space. He has the body pad and look at his trainer space while he's hitting the body pad. Yeah, you can't fake stuff like that and the quickness.
Speaker 1:But but let me get back. He, this is just Jay Paul's getting paid to get knocked out on paper view. That's all that's happening right here.
Speaker 3:I think I think they took, unless he's running the ring. I think they put some rules in place.
Speaker 1:I think what rules you can't put a rule that I'm gonna knock you out because I hit you so hard and you can't take it. I don't. It's like with the Roy Jones like when he fought Roy Jones.
Speaker 3:He was demolishing Roy Jones, but you can tell at when he'll lose himself. But he'll come back and he'll like we can tell he was pulling back like what I'm trying to say?
Speaker 1:is this boy right here?
Speaker 3:Yeah oh, roy Jones, a professional fighter.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this boy gonna get hit one time with a Mike Tyson hit and it's over. Yeah, you're gonna hit Mike's guys are gonna start the fight coming out, so I try to knock you out quick.
Speaker 3:Why it's like Dbo here Red. I think at one point he gonna mess, have Tyson messed up and it's gonna be like Dbo here red, and you're gonna hit him and you're gonna see Jake Paul flying. That's what I have in my mind, but you know that's Tyson though, but I think they got rules in place to protect, because I don't think Jake Paul in his right mind would be like, even though Tyson is 57.
Speaker 2:I've watched Tyson and I'm still not messing this is gonna be a whole old school versus new school Type of fight, and I'm really into that.
Speaker 3:We got about it like that yeah well, tyson is a different, like it feels like he gotta know what Roy Jones I'd be like okay, cool, come Roy Jones. You can clearly see he's not Roy Jones, he's just kind of doing it. It's like, if Jordan not, yeah, like Jordan, go back to play basketball.
Speaker 1:Like you know he's good and he can beat people in the gym, but he's not you know I'm saying, but also you got to take this into account Mike Tyson has respect for Roy Jones. They've both been a war. He's a boxer, that's true. Mike Tyson, prime like this little dumb boy, think he could fight like this kid is probably Disrespect to what he believes. As far as are you playing about my sport and I'm gonna eat you up Bro they did the face-to-face and he wouldn't even look Tyson in the car.
Speaker 3:I gotta go look for that like he was you could. You could see the fear like you know.
Speaker 3:I don't want to look at Mike and the eyes either like, even if you talk about it, like I could be like Mike Tyson. We're gonna go out here, we're gonna do a face-to-face. I'm gonna look at you with me and I'm gonna say some crazy stuff and when you get down and he acting, look at you and your eyes. You can be like you know what a board cuz I don't know if he gonna forget what we do.
Speaker 1:Hey, did he forget the car?
Speaker 3:If he looked like he really bought it, though I'm not gonna. I'm not see this boy and Jay Paul.
Speaker 1:He thought it was cute to be on the L. Let's fight. Ha ha, cuz you on the internet and then you face-to-face for Mike Tyson and life hits you the way it's supposed. And now you're looking like I think this is the last one, jake.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, no, I send you guys on the team chat. Yeah there's this thing where Random people are being interviewed in the street. They'll tell you like, oh, what do you think about Mike Tyson? And there's they're speaking all this crap. Oh no, you know, he still think he got it.
Speaker 1:And my ties walks behind.
Speaker 2:Yes, and you should see they turn white. Yeah, and they're so scared and I love I have to look for it. It's the most funny thing. I think that's what's gonna happen. Maybe Jake Paul is like excited about this, but I feel like I feel like there's gonna be a lot of fear in his heart.
Speaker 1:You know he got here. He can be here Ding-ding, oh, so we doing this.
Speaker 3:Please, what don't you? Do not knock me out, pull, hold back, don't be Tyson, tyson, be just. You know I'm saying like don't be Tyson, tyson, don't, don't do what you normally do. But now I Hope that there's rules in place for Jake Paul, because if there's no rules in place and Tyson goes out in full force, even at 57, he's his in a listen boy. The body shots like. I watched Tyson punch through blocks, just a body shot and he's knocking on like grown men to over 200. I was just May having a crumble like nah, brother, jake Paul, be smart. I'm not even a Jake Paul fan, but be smart. How are they giving?
Speaker 1:one of those like head things that they're gonna need all of that and.
Speaker 3:Tyson's quick to like at 57, bro. No, no, I don't know. Like some people, when you get to a certain age you're not supposed to be able to do things. And he's done. That's like I didn't even put this on the list. But recently, cat Williams, you know, he was talking about how fast he was and people was thinking he was and he's out here running 40s at like pro days and stuff and he ran like a 49. So some people got on the internet and was like clowning him and I'm like bro, do y'all know that cat Williams is in his? Let me see how cat Williams is.
Speaker 1:He's probably around a cent or what Almost in the sixties, 52 years old.
Speaker 3:So he's 52 years old and he's still out here running under a five, which is that's very impressive. Yeah, cuz I'm 40 and you asked me to run a 40 like I came from like Track speed with high school. You asked me to run a 40 right now, bro, you might you might horse. Yeah, but everything, everything's on that. Have them on the side, have a door open.
Speaker 2:Because I need to go track too and yeah, now I can't run as fast just lazy. Yeah, now I just hibernate boy Tom's change.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they sure listen where I used to be like, I was like for three speed back in high school. I was 44443, I was fast, but like, actually 52 years old bro, like. So there's some people that's I had doing what they're not supposed to be doing and Although they may not be what they used to be, they still good.
Speaker 2:I can't talk crap. Somebody in 52 part of them remember the last time they even ran.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying. Like I watched some people online. They were like in their fifties and they read and it was like the slowest race ever and they're doing this.
Speaker 3:He's just out there for running at 52. Bro, you're in great shape. Keep doing your thing, cat Williams. But like I said, mike Tyson, jake Paul is gonna be quick. I got a Florida men's story. Oh no, we didn't get to talk about last week, cuz last week was kind of wild. Oh, so I kind of I posted it and I think I posted it in there a couple terms, but this Florida men Cues of stealing nearly one million dollars worth of milk. I need the details.
Speaker 1:Yeah, cuz let me you know, like how this transpired. Was that somebody? Was it like the train story where somebody left the milk truck running?
Speaker 3:Milk in the truck what do you get from it? Where do you store it?
Speaker 1:Wait, hold on the first. Listen to this first sentence, because this ain't just somebody stole milk. Listen to how dumb this sounds. Miami-dade police said the men were involved in a dairy products theft ring. They make him milk that sound like the mafia. A milk did go up though milk and eggs. More than a million dollars worth of stolen items, six suspects, six people got locked up. So it was a group of people. Oh, macarthur dairy, that's some good milk.
Speaker 2:Not really.
Speaker 1:I would drink milk. I love MacArthur dairy my milk is very that's why the story. I'm excited cuz I can see myself. If you leave a milk truck with the keys and Ignition running, I'm taking it. I love milk. It's gonna do this. It's deeper than that. This was a ring.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I didn't know, this is a ring.
Speaker 1:I thought a dude just stole a truck.
Speaker 3:I won't say. Florida is very creative with the titles of these stories.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 3:Operation got milk is hilarious.
Speaker 2:Yes, but. Don't you have two weeks to drink milk, so you're gonna drink a million. No, no, no See that's.
Speaker 1:That's what's crazy. I was on you like this guy how you gonna take all that million dollars milk home. But no, this is. It says there's delivery drivers. They are the ones that set it up, so it's not like they. They stealing the milk to sell the milk somewhere else.
Speaker 3:I'm really done with what is crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it is like this show that you double on the gallon. So if the gallon is $6, did you sell it for eight?
Speaker 1:No, because you're stealing from the company and they're selling the gallon of milk for half, so they stepping on the product Exactly.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 2:OK, got it. Got it Because you really didn't pay for it.
Speaker 1:It's free, you stole it. Oh, a couple gallons fell off the truck. Oh man Bam, that's money in your pocket.
Speaker 3:But you got to think when you start getting to like up close to a billion, the company will start doing it.
Speaker 2:I feel ashamed, but I might support it If somebody came to me and said Lena, we got gallons of milk three dollars. How did you get it? We stole that. You know what I'm not asking.
Speaker 3:I'm not even asking. Yes, they pull up on you, they pull you in the alley. Hey bro, yes, you're that good. Yeah, yeah, price.
Speaker 1:You're the heavy jacket. She's checking this Gallant.
Speaker 2:One supplement allegedly sold each stolen milk cart in for all milk carton.
Speaker 3:OK, ok, ok, ok. He just, he just out there with his jacket.
Speaker 1:Hey, hey, bro, and I know, bro, I have uncles that own little stores. Oh, you selling that at discount.
Speaker 2:Let's go Give me that, and there's well four. There's four in a carton, so you're basically not even three dollars a gallon.
Speaker 1:Well, you doing good, you doing good, why were?
Speaker 2:you not on? Can I get my address? No, let me, but you know how embarrassing Robin.
Speaker 1:Hood to be in prison. And they're like why are you here dog Throwing a million dollars for milk? I got caught up in the milk game.
Speaker 3:Because you know your regular. See, y'all do the drug game right, y'all based. I'm over here smuggling milk. My boy, I'm over here doing the milk game you keep doing it.
Speaker 1:You keep doing that ancient thing y'all doing. It won't stop the game.
Speaker 2:On the Hispanic.
Speaker 1:They were.
Speaker 2:With those last names Alvarez Rodriguez Lopez.
Speaker 1:Bro, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:Oh man.
Speaker 3:Listen. So we don't we now know if we go into illegal business? It got to be the milk game. I mean, I'm not doing, I wonder how long was this going on for? It had to be some time. That's a lot of milk, though. Now I'm into the $25,000 worth of milk.
Speaker 1:Man, I'm embarrassed. A lot of Spanish last names on the last list. That's what I said Brady had to confirm it. It was like wait a minute. I was like I see, damn. I said all those names look like Hispanic.
Speaker 2:There are.
Speaker 1:So yeah, they were out here. What a way to destroy the community through milk.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so million dollars worth of milk.
Speaker 1:Man, I wish I was in the neighborhood. Bro Milk's expensive. Get that milk on the low.
Speaker 2:Stop raising our prices. Maybe we don't have to go.
Speaker 1:still trucks worth of milk, and then you know how you go to war with other milk industries, and so you got to do action like hey yo, you buy three, I'll get you a pack of Oreos.
Speaker 3:Hey, bro, you on the road, block this MacArthur's block right here.
Speaker 1:You know we cut it off here, so y'all on that side, and then they fight. They bang them upside the head with a gallon of milk, if anybody else is thinking about doing this.
Speaker 2:I drink lactate milk, so just look it up, because it's expensive.
Speaker 3:You're looking for a customer.
Speaker 2:Exactly Because I'm done paying the $70 dollars at the store.
Speaker 3:I drink almond milk, ready for the hot jokes.
Speaker 1:I don't have milk, it does have milk you can't milk in almond.
Speaker 2:You never see the little nipples.
Speaker 1:You can't milk in almond.
Speaker 3:You never see nipples on the almond. You eat the real almonds, man.
Speaker 2:You ever think what almond are?
Speaker 1:There's no, and that's what's really cool about almond.
Speaker 3:It's just like you're losing something.
Speaker 1:Until it gets juicy, that's all you do. So it's almond juice.
Speaker 3:Yes, ok, almond juice. I call it almond juice to make you feel better. I drink almond juice with vanilla. Ooh it's good.
Speaker 2:You know, I tried it I did. And I was like maybe vanilla is not my thing, so I did.
Speaker 1:Oh, vanilla is not a famous thing, one surprising, so many surprises on the show today.
Speaker 2:But then I was like, let me try the chocolate, and I didn't like it either. Almond is just not for me.
Speaker 1:I don't like watered down chocolate. That's what it is. They got oat milk too. Yeah, you're right, I like oat milk lattes. Oat milk is good. What Oat milk? But also oats don't have milk. You know what? Okay, oat juice, oat, that makes you feel better. Oat dripping lattes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but no one says, hey, let me have some cereal with oat juice.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I do. My kids ask for almond milk. They don't.
Speaker 2:Yeah, almond milk, not almond juice.
Speaker 1:Oh, well, that's not like real, though. There's no such thing, but cool.
Speaker 3:So yeah, that's all I got this week. What are y'all? Y'all got some. Y'all want to leave with the people? What's?
Speaker 1:up. Since Helena's such a star and everyone loves her so much, let's just let her end, whatever.
Speaker 3:She did set the bar high last week. She did set the bar high with the positivity.
Speaker 2:So later, Is woman empowerment month.
Speaker 3:Yep.
Speaker 2:So shout out to all the ladies.
Speaker 3:Yep.
Speaker 2:All the ladies that are full-time mothers, responsible wives, hard workers and just great people in general. That's right.
Speaker 3:This is our month.
Speaker 2:Men, appreciate your mothers, your sisters, your daughters, a woman that's been positive in your life and guide you through situations and just love us this month. We appreciate it and we will return it when it's your turn. Just let us live this month.
Speaker 3:Okay, let me ask a question what about the horrible women? Are we celebrating them too? We need to celebrate all women.
Speaker 2:We should celebrate all women, but there's some women that shouldn't be celebrated. Okay, it's like you know why would you celebrate Father's Day when you're not full-time with every one of your kids? You know what I mean. Like there's limits to this, and I've seen it.
Speaker 3:Mother's.
Speaker 2:Day too. There's women that don't you know, like, oh, it's Mother's Day, but, homie, you don't got your kid, they got taken away. You know there's situations like that. Okay, I am talking about the heart, I'm just being. It's my opinion. It's my opinion. It's my opinion. Celebrate the ones that have been positive in your life, has guide you, has cared for you, has nourished you. Those are the ones that should be celebrated, not the ones out here committing crimes and be just nasty. In general, my opinion.
Speaker 3:So the ones that deserve it.
Speaker 2:The ones that deserve it.
Speaker 3:I'm with you, lena, I'm with that.
Speaker 1:That's what's up. And you know what? Let's celebrate these women 365 days a year, that's right, not just this month, that's right. Yes, you know, talk that, talk, and don't throw them through door windows. That's not cool, right? I don't know if they should do that, no, it doesn't mean it.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay.
Speaker 3:Um, I don't know how to go after that. I just, um, I had something, it's just a good show. And then many said that, and I don't know where to go, don't throw anybody through door windows, what if they deserve it, unless they deserve it.
Speaker 1:And that goes for men, women and children.
Speaker 2:Yes, what if they deserve it?
Speaker 3:What do the kids do? I'm not gonna lie Some of these kids, but you can just hit them with a dodgeball.
Speaker 1:It don't hurt and it looks funny when they fall. You did that before, mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:Didn't I'm not gonna ask any other questions. I don't know, it was all fun again, oh okay. So, yeah, that's it y'all, episode 33. I don't even got anything to close, I don't got nothing to say. Oh, like, share and subscribe. Oh yeah, yeah, y'all like share, subscribe Y'all. Give us a comment and let us you know.
Speaker 1:Any suggestions, any questions that y'all have for the show, leave them in the comments, and if you're a part of the Open Back Association, say it in the comments too, so we can start making a list of the Open Back Association.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we got a list of the Lena Fan Club. It's growing by the day.
Speaker 1:Oh, all right, in the comments leave the best Lena pickup lines that y'all got Ooh, that's what we got. Like, read them on the show Ooh, the best, ooh. And let's send a gift. We're gonna send a gift to someone who has the best Lena. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I ain't got nobody. I'll get it. I'll send them a shirt or something. We'll buy you a shirt. Okay, we can do it.
Speaker 2:We can do it. We can do it. I'll send it to you. Can I do a nice pickup line? The best pickup line, yeah.
Speaker 1:Wait, what do you mean?
Speaker 2:a picture, I'll develop a picture I'll put a smirk on it Okay there you go, let's do it.
Speaker 1:I'll add that to the shirt. It'll be a nice little package. Best Lena pickup line.
Speaker 3:Luke's gonna mark that, because we're definitely gonna use it. Oh, but yeah, that's it. Episode 33, cuba theme music.