Ever found yourself in stitches over a gift that's such a culinary catastrophe, it could only be described as 'memorable'? That's just a taste of the riotous adventure we share on this week's episode. Join us as we navigate a sea of emotions, bursting into laughter with stories of gifting gone awry, the bewildering allure of Winnie the Pooh character alignments, and a pickup line contest that has Lina Slim blushing and us all questioning the dubious charm of our listeners' submissions. It's an electric mix of heartfelt reflection and fearless conversation that'll make you feel like you're kicking back with your closest friends.
Picture this: a Georgia couple's beachside nap taking an unexpected turn into the police blotter, sparking a debate on the wild side of parenting – or lack thereof. We don't shy away from the absurdity of life, relishing in tales that range from the perils of unattended kids to the downright hilarity of a man's failed attempt to outrun the cops with his hands cuffed behind his back. Our discussion takes a deeper dive when we tackle the intricacies of step-parenting, reflecting on the responsibilities that come along with being a stand-in dad and the bizarre ways our own parents kept us in check. It's a candid look at the trials and joys of family life, complete with a 'Florida workout' you won't want to miss.
Uncork the laughter with us as we recount a rollicking backyard foodie event where DJ Hools spins the soundtrack to our culinary escapades among a buzzing crowd. We're reflecting on the power of friendship and good eats, all while planning our next group outing with the kind of chaotic coordination that's sure to lead to another unforgettable night. And as we sign off, we're already teasing the next episode with Lena at the helm – because with us, even the mishaps are part of the fun. It's real talk, real laughter, and real life, all rolled into one. So grab those headphones and let's get this show on the road!
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Ever found yourself in stitches over a gift that's such a culinary catastrophe, it could only be described as 'memorable'? That's just a taste of the riotous adventure we share on this week's episode. Join us as we navigate a sea of emotions, bursting into laughter with stories of gifting gone awry, the bewildering allure of Winnie the Pooh character alignments, and a pickup line contest that has Lina Slim blushing and us all questioning the dubious charm of our listeners' submissions. It's an electric mix of heartfelt reflection and fearless conversation that'll make you feel like you're kicking back with your closest friends.
Picture this: a Georgia couple's beachside nap taking an unexpected turn into the police blotter, sparking a debate on the wild side of parenting – or lack thereof. We don't shy away from the absurdity of life, relishing in tales that range from the perils of unattended kids to the downright hilarity of a man's failed attempt to outrun the cops with his hands cuffed behind his back. Our discussion takes a deeper dive when we tackle the intricacies of step-parenting, reflecting on the responsibilities that come along with being a stand-in dad and the bizarre ways our own parents kept us in check. It's a candid look at the trials and joys of family life, complete with a 'Florida workout' you won't want to miss.
Uncork the laughter with us as we recount a rollicking backyard foodie event where DJ Hools spins the soundtrack to our culinary escapades among a buzzing crowd. We're reflecting on the power of friendship and good eats, all while planning our next group outing with the kind of chaotic coordination that's sure to lead to another unforgettable night. And as we sign off, we're already teasing the next episode with Lena at the helm – because with us, even the mishaps are part of the fun. It's real talk, real laughter, and real life, all rolled into one. So grab those headphones and let's get this show on the road!
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Hey, we messed up. We came back and then Rudy had us going hard. He never even hit the record button. But y'all calling me negative and depressed. I'm sick of this whole squad, bro Wait.
Speaker 3:The only person I don't got beef with right now Is Carolina Is.
Speaker 1:Wix, but that could change quick because he did the Caterpillar thing but we came back, I know. I'm just saying we can always go back the other way.
Speaker 4:Can I say something funny?
Speaker 5:It's one of those things.
Speaker 1:Don't call me a girl. I can't say my feelings.
Speaker 4:I'm going to tell you what's funny is, when Rudy wasn't recording, manny was so positive.
Speaker 3:Guess what y'all not going to get now. I'm glad you said that, because they're not getting that now.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, it's Wix Wix. Oh my God, it's Wix Wix, omg, omg. Oh my God, it's Wix Wix, omg, it's Wix.
Speaker 4:What's happening, everybody? This is the OMG. It's Wix show, episode 35, because I wrote it down, because I'm coming prepared this week. I feel like everybody had a good week, so I'm going to let everybody introduce themselves and we're going to get to some stuff.
Speaker 1:Yep, manny Knox, like share and subscribe, please. Our lives depend on it. I'm feeling so great today. We woke up. That's amazing, it's beautiful. There's breath in our lungs. We have no reason to complain. It can only get better from here on out. So be positive. Love is love. Um, and I'm going to kick it off to this amazing woman. To my left, I mean, even to say woman is kind of disrespectful. I want to even I don't know what I could say above that, uh, you could say queen, uh, empress, goddess, angel, um, the L's above, like you could. There's so many things, but anyway, I'm going to kick it off to the left.
Speaker 5:I picked G all of the above. It's Lena Slim. I'm here, I'm happy to be here, and I was impressed when Manny walked in through that door with his fresh haircut. You ever seen those dramatic movies when something so gorgeous walks in and you're just and the light?
Speaker 4:is shining. That's how I felt he had a theme song. We need to get Manny a theme song.
Speaker 5:Yes, we do, but yeah, I'm just happy to be here.
Speaker 1:Manny don't like these compliments. Just real quick before we, because I know this is going to turn into a love festival. Let me tell you about this gift she got me last week. Dasani was bad enough. Right, the Dasani was bad enough. That pho you can't even call it pho was the nastiest. This was Say word, and I'm sick of y'all defending this lady. That wasn't a gift. That wasn't meant to be a gift. That was meant to hurt and to harm. Did you get to cause pain? I? It meant to be a gift that was meant to hurt and to harm. Did you get to cause pain? I threw the bag away. I got so mad If you tasted this soup.
Speaker 1:You threw the bag away If you tasted this soup. I wanted to get in the group chat and cuss her out, but I was like I'm going to save it for the show. I'm going to save the smoke for the show Hands down. One of the worst experiences I've had in my life was that gift it's not my fault, it's the brand's. I paid like what you should have known what you should have paid is what it costs at the restaurant you were supposed to take me to. That's what it should have cost, but anyway.
Speaker 5:How was your flan?
Speaker 1:The flan was trash too. It tasted like cardboard.
Speaker 5:You are a liar. I think you started making things up.
Speaker 1:It was horrible. What would you expect from a store-bought flan? And it was probably like in a corner of the fridge at a Family Dollar.
Speaker 5:Probably been there years I went to Walmart, whatever. Oh yeah, walmart On a Sunday, that's different.
Speaker 1:That's how much I love you. I went to Walmart clearance aisle.
Speaker 5:And then a custom-made bag.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's. It. Don't matter if the bag is custom-made. What you put into it was meant to destroy and disrespect.
Speaker 5:Did you tell me her after eating it?
Speaker 1:No, I didn't. No, because I didn't eat enough. But then she died. If I would've ate it I would've died, but I chose not to eat it after I tasted that horribleness. So I just want to say that, because I know that it's going to turn into a love fest for her. She's somewhat evil and nobody wants to talk about it.
Speaker 4:They come and put you in the comments. I just want you to know.
Speaker 1:I don't my inbox exactly. Oh yeah, they're going to come talk to me through Lena's inbox. That's what's happening now. Y'all call me miserable. You guys are miserable. You won't even bring the smoke to my front door. You got to go through Lena to bring the smoke and you a chump too, the dude that she about to bring up. You a chump because you finally jump in her inbox and I'm the topic of conversation. What a dork. Maybe he's concerned about you. He ain't concerned about me. If he was concerned about me, he would have hit me up.
Speaker 4:He would have hit you up. What do you say, bro? You okay.
Speaker 1:He was trying to do like the other guy. He was trying to see if, like we together, or something like that so he could sneak in there.
Speaker 4:He did some Drake stuff.
Speaker 1:He's lame bro Marvin's room with a face ad. That's what that guy is on there dropped in her inbox. Maybe he was just concerned.
Speaker 5:He was like hey is that read the thing what he said yeah, but we're gonna call him John Doe because, what we do is that we love our people and we don't kiss and tell. We partially tell, but without. So John Doe wants to know is my co-host actually that depressed or is he acting for the podcast? So I told him that that was a good question and that that's his personality and that Manny is our cute little Eeyore from the group that's right.
Speaker 5:So he's like Eeyore vibes for sure. The group, that's right. So he's like Eeyore vibes for sure. But he then said you and Wix keep the vibes positive. Thanks for that. Every Floridian should be listening to the podcast and I said thank you for your support.
Speaker 1:You and Wix. Keep the vibes. You talking about you and Wix and positive vibes, but I'm the topic of conversation when you go on her inbox.
Speaker 4:Don't even make sense, bro. Y'all, we're going to convert. We're going to convert Manny to the positive side Exactly.
Speaker 1:I'm nothing but positive baby Y'all, just not Y'all just not used to this brand's positivity.
Speaker 1:Why he say that angry, y'all think it's positive when somebody look in your face and positive, that's trash, that's y'all. Problem is that you think like people have to just sugarcoat everything and when somebody's around to provide the balance, it's a negative. It's not negative, you fool. You know as negative as you, living your dumb life, your dopey life, the way you do thinking because somebody sugarcoats things, you ain't being positive. You know what's positive. That person give you a real kick in the ass and tell you hey, you gotta tighten up, bro. That's positivity. Mike Tyson is positivity. No, he's not. Y'all wanna fix your face to say things and then you're gonna get punched in the mouth in a positive fashion.
Speaker 4:That's just to fix your face question which, mike Tyson, are we talking about? All of them no, all of them, no we every Mike Tyson ever has been meant for positivity. He told somebody he would eat their kids and they needed to learn the lesson.
Speaker 1:Is that real? No, that's real. He said that and they needed to learn that lesson.
Speaker 4:And he said some other stuff that we can't say on the show. Oh, I didn't even know that. Oh no, no, Mike, go Google Mike Tyson interviews and it will give you some gold. We can't repeat it on the show.
Speaker 1:Let's wrap the bow up on that one. But sometimes people are not going to know where the line is unless you show them. You got to show people the line. Okay, eeyore, I will punch Eeyore.
Speaker 4:So you, I'm going to take it you're not an Eeyore fan.
Speaker 1:I really was neutral about Eeyore just because it's bad. I'll get over it. I think, that's a fool.
Speaker 5:I mean, I think if we were a Winnie the Pooh family, I'm pretty sure I'm pig lit and you're Winnie the Pooh. I could be Winnie the Pooh, cause you're giggling a lot. I like it.
Speaker 4:I like the laugh.
Speaker 2:I like it stay positive.
Speaker 1:At least you stayed away from the obvious fat joke. Alright, so what are we doing? Or do we have the Lena pick up?
Speaker 5:lines I already got my favorite. So, the five inches one. How do?
Speaker 4:we pick the winner.
Speaker 1:Who picks the winner? Lena?
Speaker 4:Me. Lena picks the winner. I think Lena should pick I mean, there are pick up lines for Lena, so I'm going to read them. Okay, we're going to discuss and then Lena can pick. Okay, so the first one. So I'm going to read them as best I can. Y'all. Lena, do you want to go do the hokey pokey?
Speaker 1:yeah this is going to happen a lot huh. Somebody said oh, lena your eyes we do such a good job of trying to be family friendly, and then you got these nasty people it gets worse.
Speaker 4:that was light Go ahead. What's the next?
Speaker 5:one.
Speaker 4:Okay, we're going to still keep it down.
Speaker 5:So we're at level one right now.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, we're at level one. Okay, it gets. Olena, your eyes are as pretty as a hot dish. You made Wait, wait, wait. It really says Olena, olena, can, olena. Can I read that again? Olena Combo, your eyes are as pretty as the hot dish. You made Hot dish, hot dish.
Speaker 5:Like a meal I made.
Speaker 4:I guess yeah, she can't even cook like that Lena can cook.
Speaker 5:Have you not? Are you not my Snapchat friend?
Speaker 1:Is she cooking?
Speaker 5:Are you not my Snapchat friend?
Speaker 1:First of all, we don't know that she's really cooking this stuff. Let's start with that. No, I'm not your Snapchat friend because I'm not on Snapchat.
Speaker 4:Maybe because Snapchat is for hooligans. Maybe they're trying to say that Lena's a snack. Uh, hello.
Speaker 1:That was a.
Speaker 5:Next, because he's upset Okay.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 4:Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 5:Okay, okay.
Speaker 4:Um, this one, I'm gonna just say it Uh, bend over meets Lena over.
Speaker 1:I don't even know what that means, I just know it's inappropriate because Lena said something about a balcony and then Lena over.
Speaker 4:Lena over Lena over Lena, over Lena's cracking up Now.
Speaker 2:I get it.
Speaker 5:I mean, I don't even know you, so no, that can't be it, go ahead.
Speaker 4:Roses are red, violets are blue. Lena, you're hot and so am I. Let's do this. And it rhymed.
Speaker 5:It didn't but it I it was a good effort. It was a you know what.
Speaker 1:Cameron tried to rhyme At least Cameron would invent a word that might rhyme. He's gotta get it tried.
Speaker 4:I'm in the tootsie. Tootsie, that's how he sounds. Okay, so this is from a woman. I'm just going to say it. Oh, lena, do you want to go walleye fishing on ice and hold my stick from a woman? Yeah, even Manny. Manny have to take a breath before he says what he.
Speaker 5:I mean women could have purchased sticks, so I get it Okay.
Speaker 4:Next one that ain't it. That's not it. So let's go over to YouTube. All right, this is the last one. I think this is All right. Um, this is the last one. I think this is your one. Um, oh oh, all right. So remember, we're family friendly Y'all. Um, we just got to get these out there. Um, somebody said, Lena, do you know, the best restaurant in the city is one poem away from your belly button. What man You're going to say it?
Speaker 1:It's like I'm feeling you got to let women be free, just as all people are free. But you know, we have a special sensitivity when it comes to women and the problem with all of this is that this ain't even that these are hooligans. It's that she's done this. She creates this hooligan environment and I fear that it's gonna go over the line one day, and she ain't got no one to blame for herself.
Speaker 5:So I started the shenanigans you started the shenanigans. Yeah, you started the shenanigans.
Speaker 1:What shenanigans.
Speaker 5:You were like oh my God, we should do best, Lena. Pickup lines.
Speaker 1:But, lena, you have to understand that the reason we're hearing the type of things that we're hearing is because of the hooligan things that you do and say on here I got a question, so which one is your favorite?
Speaker 4:Who are we picking to get the merch?
Speaker 5:If you was to, pick one If a girl was to say any of those things to you which would be that was going to be next.
Speaker 4:We was going to do Manny pick up lines next.
Speaker 1:Oh, they're going to all go through her inbox. Yeah. It's the best or the worst, because the wishes one, but it's like I've heard that before, but the other ones were so hooliganated that I can't really Can't, go with those.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'm stuck between that one, it's just nasty nasties on here. Yeah, I'm stuck between that one, the three wishes one and the, the balcony, the palm.
Speaker 1:We're going to call it the palm. If a guy said the palm one, would it still hit the same?
Speaker 5:No, I think, Was it a female or a male that said the palm one we?
Speaker 4:weren't too sure. I think it was a male. It was a male.
Speaker 5:Maybe we got to go look. Yeah, man, what do you think? Wigs, help me out.
Speaker 4:I like the two wishes.
Speaker 5:Okay.
Speaker 4:Um, yeah, I like the two wishes one. That's the one I like.
Speaker 5:All right, so let's go for that one. That's the one, since all three of us agreed on that one.
Speaker 4:All right, elizabeth, christine, marty, she gets her Wix merch, and then Lena can sign it. And then now we got to do Manny pickup lines.
Speaker 5:I like it.
Speaker 4:So if y'all want to send y'all Manny pickup lines, we're going to send y'all first. This is the win, something y'all.
Speaker 1:I'm going to let y'all know, right now I match energy. If y'all play with me on this stuff, I'm going in. I'm going to start doing my own podcast. Just running you into the ground, so you just go by name.
Speaker 4:Have a podcast respond to comments.
Speaker 1:Like I said, gary, that sold me out. We're going to take time and we're going to talk about Gary. I'm going to look up his life, his family and we're going to talk about everything. So just be careful with these pickup lines. So if you think this is going to be Tom Foley, just don't even participate, because it's not going to go well for you.
Speaker 4:So y'all can put it in the comments. Y'all can put it in the comments, y'all can send it to the email, y'all can send it to Lena DM and we're going to say the best ones on the show.
Speaker 5:I like it.
Speaker 4:Man, you don't look excited about these pickup lines. I like it.
Speaker 1:But ain't she hosting that next show? Yes, oh my.
Speaker 5:God Even better.
Speaker 4:You know what I'm going to just have a positive mindset, manny. Pick up lines Everything's going to be okay one way or the other. Ooh, what if we did, manny positive messages? No, don't do that.
Speaker 1:Don't.
Speaker 5:It could be either or no.
Speaker 1:I don't want it, so the best one, I'm not going to pick the positive message as a winner, just so y'all know. So we're going to do pick up lines. You can do whatever. I'm just saying there's no way a positive message is going to be my winner.
Speaker 4:Y'all leave, y'all pick up lines, slash positive messages in the comments and leave a DM or email and we're going to pick the best ones. That's what we're going to do. That's what's up. I'm so excited. Alright, lita, so how was your cruise? Because we talked about the cruise yes. Lita went on the cruise.
Speaker 5:Yes.
Speaker 4:How was it?
Speaker 5:It was amazing. Remember last time I said that I was scared of cruises of boats. So the first four to five hours it was very tough on me. I know this is family friendly, but yes, I literally had to poop about three times. Okay, it's okay. Um fear poop, is that what it's called?
Speaker 5:where you see it had to clean out your system yes, I almost threw up because I think it was anxiety. I was, I was very nervous. I guess this is like a true story. Um, I did feel the waves. I I guess I don't know. Honestly, I don't know if it was in my mind or if I was really harsh out there. I felt it. Everyone else said they couldn't, but I could feel each wave hitting the boat. Once again, I don't know if it was my anxiety, so I did take the pills for it. I did do the little liquid that you put and rub behind your ears which stinks horribly, and I kept saying what's that smell? What's that smell? Oh, it was me, because I put that ointment behind my ears. First four to five hours it was really bad, really bad. After that it got better. Then I started, you know, drinking. I started. I don't gamble. I go to the casino to support my friends, but I don't know how to play, almost like nothing. Probably Uno is the only thing I know how to play.
Speaker 4:Oh, I could play some Uno boy.
Speaker 5:Yeah, so I was introduced to Russian roulette.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 5:And you know I got there. There's men there that decided to leave their women back in the cabin, but they'll come to the casino, so I walked in with $0 and walked out with $175.
Speaker 4:There you go.
Speaker 5:Because I was just sitting there. They're like you want to play? And I'm like, no, I'm trying to learn. And they were like well, I'm going to teach you, and then they will give me their money to play with. And then, all of a sudden, I had $175.
Speaker 4:So I was kind of happy so you came up, yes, but it was an experience.
Speaker 5:We did go to the Bahamas. I did swim with the pigs. It is amazing experience. Yeah, and I went through the Margaritaville cruise ship because it was short and a smaller boat. You know baby steps, but for sure I will be planning another one and using obviously a bigger boat and enjoy myself, Maybe an extended you know know what extended visits and so not nights. So instead of three it'll be like five or something.
Speaker 4:so yeah, three is still a good, so people that have never done it I recommend.
Speaker 5:It took years for me to get over my fear, but I did it.
Speaker 4:I conquered and it was amazing okay, and benny said you would enjoy it too.
Speaker 5:So he did give you some positive but, that's because you've gone on a cruise before right yeah, so he was speaking from experience.
Speaker 1:He enjoyed it no, but I know you very well, I know you would enjoy it. But anyway, we don't gotta talk about that because you just bypassed that. But I appreciate you for pointing out something positive about that the real change. Take that person and leave this.
Speaker 4:DM no, I'm just saying they said good things about me. Man, I can't go against them.
Speaker 1:No, I get it, I get it, you don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Speaker 4:Y'all, Manny, isn't that negative. Y'all. I'm telling y'all, as a person that's known him for a while, he isn't that negative.
Speaker 1:It's crazy. I got attacked on a podcast with these guests, but I'm the negative one.
Speaker 4:Well, they're coming for you again. So you say you would do another cruise For sure. All right, I haven't been on one yet, right, but it's not because I'm afraid, I don't know. I think I'm just going to do it one day because I've been doing all this other stuff. One day I'm trying to build myself up to skydiving, which one day it'll happen. I got these people in my DM like, hey, I got a skydiving company, come do that. I'm like, wait a minute, wait a minute. Like I need to be, I need to accomplish everything else. Just in case you know, yeah, skydiving is the end I can already see it too A Florida cruise hosted by Wix somebody offered that before.
Speaker 4:We should do that. It's gonna happen. Companies reach out. We can make this happen. We'll have a Florida.
Speaker 5:I think it's also the fact that you're not a good swimmer. You probably would think like I did. I'm like, oh my, it sinks, I can't swim. But then my friend proved a pretty good point. It's like, even if you were a professional swimmer, you're in the middle of nowhere, you're still gonna die, and I'm like you know what? Good, yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right. Oh, wow, listen. But you know I'm a research junkie. I found out that in every cruise ship in the world, about three people die a day or a week, I think it was a week from natural causes, and I did not know that boats have a place on the last, the first floor, a little jail if someone acts up.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 5:And they also have a freezer where they put bodies until they go back to and they won't turn around, like they'll continue the whole trip and eventually, when they come, back, they'll go, continue the whole trip and eventually, when they come back. The show don't stop for nobody. Yeah, I'm like that is, I don't know why, it just popped in my head. I'm like, oh my God, what if somebody dies right now? Like what happens. So then I started doing research and I learned this and I'm like interesting, Sounds pretty cool.
Speaker 4:Now, I did, though, like I said, I haven't Um, and when somebody act up, they don't turn around, they just you'll see them, put them, like you know, cause they had a security on board. They beat up, beat them up, and then they put them somewhere the next thing, you know, I guess they put them at the first, like they put them down there and cause I remember one person. I'm like, bro, like this is the last place you want to get in a fight, like just drink, have fun. But this person wanted to like go crazy, so they took him down. And then they took him down and then you ain't see him to the end, and then that's when they passed him off to the police and he was in handcuffs already. So I don't know what took place. That's dumb, yeah, like I'm not.
Speaker 1:Listen, I'm not the bottom of the boat looking all stupid now.
Speaker 4:I know, but I did recently watch because y'all know I watch my cop shows, my body cam shows and listen. I guess they take more people down there to the boat jail than you would think because a lot of people do like fraud and stuff. So people would be like using people's identities and try to book these. Like bro, I'm not doing anything illegal because I'm not built for jail. You know what it's not a lot of.
Speaker 5:when you connect to the Wi-Fi like all these randoms, and the lady on the speaker came out saying do not connect to any of the Wi-Fi. I've listed only this one, this one and this one, and literally there was like 20 to choose from.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:And they were saying please be careful. That's like the number one fraud on the boat is. People have this Wi-Fi thing going on and then they just steal your information.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 5:It's always something, yeah, but then, okay, let me connect to the Wi-Fi that they're recommending $30.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but you keep all your information.
Speaker 5:And I will say the cruise I took with Margaritaville. It was very affordable between me and my daughter and this is including, like the tips and all that you know, cause they do charge you 18% for tips and whatever. It was like $508.
Speaker 4:Oh, that ain't bad, that's not bad at all.
Speaker 5:It really wasn't, and it was leaving from West Palm beach because the one in Miami is a little bit more expensive. So you have to kind of do your research.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:But it was very affordable and it was a nice little trip. Once again, I'm all about building memories, and it's just something I just have in my mind now that I did with my child.
Speaker 1:That's a decent weekend with a city girl. That's not bad.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's not bad.
Speaker 5:Was. Was you a city girl out there?
Speaker 1:what happens on the cruise stays on the cruise, okay you show your little messenger, boyfriend, it's not gonna be that.
Speaker 5:I did get my finest thongs and went out there.
Speaker 4:I'll tell you that open back was been full of fat hair flip.
Speaker 2:Alright, so alright.
Speaker 4:So I think we talked about it briefly in full effect Hair flip, alright. So I think we talked about it briefly. About the sheriff in St Lucie County, I think we talked about it right. So I've been seeing more and more of his videos, right. So you know, like you said, grady has his press interviews that he do that are hilarious. That's when he did the rap song, he did all of this stuff. And then Marciano, our sheriff, he does like a bunch of crazy stuff, like he has the Marciano Hotel which is the jail. The other day I was on Daniels and he had the people in the old school striped uniforms like the cartoon, striped uniforms like the cartoon, striped uniforms with the hat and everything, with the little hat, yeah, with like and a sign out there. So these people were like I'm like bro, this is crazy. But now this sheriff has he does post-arrest interviews with the people that he arrests. It's the most, it's people that he arrested. It's the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1:What kind of questions is he asking, Bro you?
Speaker 4:didn't see the video.
Speaker 1:Uh-uh Did he send us. Uh-uh, I sent him in a group.
Speaker 5:I didn't see that it was so funny.
Speaker 4:He'll like, he'll be like the people will be locked up behind him and he'll be like and this person thought that they could get away.
Speaker 5:And they and he'll be like, and this person thought that they could get away.
Speaker 4:He be giving people shout outs, shout out to the Dade County Passports for teaming up with us, and they'll say, like the person's name, like how do you feel about that? And one dude was like cussing him out in the back.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you need to see. And the person, the criminals in handcuffs in the background calling him names. And it was so funny because the last one he's like mumbling back there while the cop is talking and he goes oh goofy, how do you?
Speaker 4:feel he was like goofy, feel good, right, and he just keep going on with the interview. But he had like music and everything. So you ever seen like the post game interview from like a football game? That's what it's like. But he had like the music in the background and everything it was funny, you need to watch it, the post-arrest interview.
Speaker 1:Pay attention to our conversations. I do. I just didn't watch this video. I watched the other ones.
Speaker 5:I don't know if you caught it. You must have skipped it accidentally. You gotta watch it.
Speaker 4:I've been like stuck on interviews for like all week, Like I mentioned it last week, but then I got deep into it because I only saw the one man. He'd be all in the water One time. He was in the water.
Speaker 5:I think I saw like two or three and then I did something and got distracted, but definitely have to go back to see.
Speaker 4:Watch the post-arrest interviews Hilarious, even the cops are having fun with their job. I mean, you know this one, they had the grinch chasing the lady. So, like I said, it's becoming a thing, social media. You don't want to get arrested these days, because not only do you go to jail, but you get embarrassed too, because now they're doing post-arrest interviews asking you questions while you're still going through the. Could you imagine?
Speaker 5:getting arrested, I know, but you get an arrest. But some people have become famous doing things and as opposed to like that mugshot guy that he had the blue eyes and he was white and everyone was like this man is gorgeous and then all of a sudden he gets out and he's a model yeah, or the lady.
Speaker 4:There was one lady she was, I guess everybody thought she was so beautiful and she took her mugshot and it went viral because they said she was so beautiful.
Speaker 5:And they come out and there's companies that want to partner with them and I remember him. He was walking down like a runway. I said wasn't that the guy that got arrested that everybody thought was hot? And yeah, he's walking in high end like runways and everything. I said good for you. You robbed the bank or whatever you did, and then you're a model.
Speaker 4:That's amazing I don't think people care, though, like as far as these companies, as long as you can put attention on their brain exactly, they don't I mean nah, I can't say all of them, because some of them may be like hey, hey, you know what I'm saying, because that's why they'd be so hesitant, I guess it depends on the rest too, like you can't do something like crazy, crazy, and then you know promote for that, uh, a company.
Speaker 5:But what was it that he did? Wasn't it like robbery? It was something, so there was nothing. Like no one was hurt in the process of him doing this crime. So that's a good thing, I guess. But he became famous after that.
Speaker 4:But there's something like I said, there's some companies that there now there's some companies don't care, they don't care, they don't care. Like they, what you did, you did the most horrible thing, you know what Promote our brand because you got the eyes on you. But there's some, there's a lot of companies that'll be like nah, I ain't even gonna touch it.
Speaker 5:What's the girl that was that just got released from jail for killing her mom?
Speaker 1:Or she no she had gypsy.
Speaker 5:Um, there's a lot of controversy because a lot of people are trying to hire her for these talk shows, to do this, to be a guest speaker, and it's like, uh, it's been half and half, like a lot of people's. Like you know, the mother did deserve it. She ruined her whole life, she never had a youth. And then there's the other group of people that says, oh you, she's a killer, she shouldn't be promoted like this. Since when do we support, you know, murdering your mother? I'm not going to tell you my opinion because it's like politics at this point. Yeah, but yeah, that's another person that did something incorrect. I thought it was correct, but whatever. And she got money right after she got out.
Speaker 4:That's usually how it happens. Like I said, most of these people because and she's charging money- yeah, well, yeah, because even the dude that the Tupac incident, the dude, I guess they found the killer of Tupac. Well, he kind of admitted it.
Speaker 5:He admitted it years ago.
Speaker 4:He admitted it but he's been doing all these was when they finally was like, oh, you did do this, and so they was like trying to lock him up, he started charging a lot of money for interviews.
Speaker 5:So people really don't care, they just want to be the one but he always was in the background for the past 20 years like hello, it was me. Here is what I use and I was here and this is the clothes that you didn't want to go to jail. Yeah they literally just brushed him off. I don't know why they did this.
Speaker 4:Disrespect me he disrespect me. He didn't do it. I did it Exactly. You just want to go to jail, but just sit down somewhere, but I guess he feel like he been out for so long, but, um, alright, so, manny, you put this one on here and it is a good point.
Speaker 1:This is because this is something I recently well, I don't want to say I experienced, but the people around me experience. So at work they were setting up a girls night and, even though y'all paint me as negative, one of the many positive things I do is I like to give people the benefit of the doubt. Okay, so what happened was this girl was invited to the girls night and then they find out that she invited apparently she had two party files One. She invited a girl without letting the rest of the girls know that she was inviting homegirl, because I guess there has to be checks and balances. Yeah, you got to green light. It. Make sure there's no beef with this girl, somebody else in the squad. And then she invited a dude.
Speaker 5:At a girls night.
Speaker 1:Okay, see, I wanted to give her the benefit. I'm like maybe she didn't know the rules of a girl's night, that you can't invite dudes.
Speaker 5:Obviously it's called girl's night.
Speaker 1:It's not called a unisex night but, like I've seen, girl's night where they invite a gay dude and they all okay with that.
Speaker 5:Because he's really a girl.
Speaker 1:What if she was so close to this guy that she looked at him as a gay friend, and that's why she? But he's not a gay friend, and that's why she but he's not.
Speaker 2:Does he identify as being gay? I don't know. No, I don't think so.
Speaker 4:No, are they, are they? Are they because you just don't. I mean, unless she was trying to hook him up, so what? Okay, so I got questions. Did she host the girls?
Speaker 5:no, she was invited, so also she's wrong because if I'm hosting a girls, an all girls event at my house, at a restaurant, whatever it is, if I'm hosting it and I'm gathering the people and I'm, whatever this situation is, I will assume that you have etiquette by calling me and saying hey, lena, I'm gonna be there tonight, but can my friends, suzy go? Okay, and you know how we are. Well, who, susie?
Speaker 4:Who she hang with. Who she hang with, what's her mama name Exactly?
Speaker 5:How do you know her? I need to know a little bit of her and once I feel like, okay, she's not going to do no harm, then she could come in. You know, but don't tell me, oh, she's my homegirl that just got out of jail and I mean, I barely know her. I don't want Susie around.
Speaker 4:That's true.
Speaker 5:So etiquette you let the person that is hosting the event or made plans for this gathering to know For sure. And if it's a guy, a straight guy, you used to tell me hey, my boyfriend Jose want to go. I'm going to be like, well, it's not fair, because we already told the other girls.
Speaker 4:They can't bring their man, so why does your man have to come? Well, even if you invite anybody anywhere, you always say it. So if you say hey, wix.
Speaker 5:It's like RSVP you plus one plus two, or whatever it is.
Speaker 4:You have to do that. If you say, hey, ok, well, I'll hit you back up. Hey, manny, can Sade come with me? You know what I'm saying? I'm going to ask you before I just show up with her with me.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Even if you assume that she's coming with me, I'm still going to ask you because I feel like that's proper protocol. You ask, especially if you're invited. You ask somebody, and even if you host it and you know, know that person's going to be there, then you you know what I'm saying. You, hey, my friend such and such is going to be there because you don't know what these other women have been through or what makes them feel comfortable. Maybe they go in there, you know, because women dress different or act different when it's just all women there.
Speaker 5:You know what I'm saying, rather than that's true having this guy there when men are involved in these, we're limited to the things that we can like, talk about and stuff. So I think it's important that you always let somebody know if there's an extra person coming. I feel that that's important, no matter, even if it's like a guy's night, like it's even with a guy you just said hey, you know, can Sade come? Yada, yada, yada. So I'm sorry, but your friend was wrong if she brought so this should be common knowledge. It's common sense, For sure it's common sense.
Speaker 4:And if she had guests like me? Because if I call and say because y'all know me, y'all know every gathering that we've had, my response is always who gonna be there?
Speaker 2:period facts.
Speaker 4:And if I don't, if you say like one name that make me like, I'll be like you know what I'm gonna pass. I ain't coming because but if I show up and these extra people are here, I'll be like, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and head out yeah, I always. I always ask who's gonna be there but if she was invited, yes, and if it's somebody there that I don't like.
Speaker 5:All of a sudden, I Always, I always ask who's going to be there. But if she was invited, yes, and if it's somebody there that I don't like. All of a sudden I caught a cold. I can't make it tonight, that's something I got to change.
Speaker 1:I never asked who's going to be there.
Speaker 5:Absolutely you should. You need to know your surroundings?
Speaker 1:I don't think so. I don't. I'm just whatever I need to know.
Speaker 5:I'm not showing up if I know that a girl I don't like is going to be there, or a guy or whatever. I'm not going to be there because I'm not going to disrespect somebody else's event and put myself in a situation that I'm not going to be comfortable.
Speaker 4:Well, it's furniture moving in now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly well, you put it that way no, but I'm with that.
Speaker 4:She definitely, especially as somebody that was invited, she definitely should have at least asked.
Speaker 1:I feel like that's the least, the least you can do, but to show up and then show you and I'm a terrible person because I knew this was all going down and all I did was instigate, so I made sure every day I worked I was like yo, how's this ladies night thing going so far? And it just started beef.
Speaker 4:Did it happen?
Speaker 1:yet, yeah Well, what ended up happening was the people who created this event decided they were going to do something completely different and not let this young lady know. That's just how it happens. So that actually ended up not even being a ladies night. We just all went out last night. I felt like such an old man. I was so miserable. The alcohol I don't like alcohol. That didn't help. Did you drink? Yeah, I drank. What'd you drink?
Speaker 5:What's your choice of?
Speaker 1:Usually vodka with a juice, usually like vodka orange juice or vodka cranberry, simple, okay.
Speaker 4:What about you?
Speaker 1:I take a Patron shot too, because if you take a Patron, shot and you get to the end of the night. You know that it's going to be a good night.
Speaker 4:Like you hit two Patron shots Like I'm not a drinker so I'm not you. Now I'm lightweight If I get four Patron shots. Carry me out, I'm fireman. Carry me over somebody's shoulders, drag me, you know whatever.
Speaker 5:I mean I pulled over on the highway just to take a leak.
Speaker 1:Lena, this is the hooligan stuff that I know. I like that you're honest and you're not afraid to be honest, but I just hope you realize the things that come with this honesty, oh man honesty.
Speaker 5:What comes with honesty?
Speaker 1:with this level, with this level of honesty.
Speaker 5:Well, I mean they need to know what they're getting, but I'm proud of you with friendships, relationships like I'm gonna ask you to pull over if I have to go. Maybe I'm the friend you probably don't want to invite because of that.
Speaker 1:This audience is the one that needs to know. You think that Mr Right could possibly be in this audience.
Speaker 5:Maybe he finds that attractive.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I like a woman that knows where she got to go. Ooh, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1:Once again, I don't like you know, but you're not just sharing it with your partner, You're sharing it with All right. Well, you guys heard it. You might be the one. So, you keep going. It was, was it that backyard social place?
Speaker 4:Oh, I was supposed to go to that.
Speaker 5:Have you gone? No All you have to go is so much fun, especially if you're a foodie person.
Speaker 1:Whose was DJing? No, we ate before.
Speaker 2:See that. Oh man, If you would have told me.
Speaker 1:If you would have told me, I would have went with who?
Speaker 4:Well, I can't just invite people to ladies night apparently. Oh, I would have went.
Speaker 2:No, I wouldn't have went as a group.
Speaker 4:But, you know I wouldn't have went. I got invited.
Speaker 5:But you know, ask like hey, can my friend wicks come?
Speaker 1:no, I didn't think about it because I didn't think he'd want to go no, it wouldn't even been that.
Speaker 4:It would have been like, hey, who was this dj? And I'd have been like, okay, and I would have let man I love. Yeah, that's my boy right there. Who's listen? Dj, who's? Because I was supposed to go last week but we ended up doing a bunch of crazy stuff and it ended up at the gym because my daughter runs track. My youngest daughter runs track and she's been wanting to go to this gym because she's focused on being the fastest person ever. I don't know what happened?
Speaker 4:dedication love that so she's been in the gym with us. So we ended up at the gym and I told him that I was going to come, because I really don't go out as much as far as in uh, southwest florida. Normally I'm you know wherever else I'm at, but I do want to go see who's DJ because that's one of my like was it still crazy crowded.
Speaker 5:Oh, yeah yeah, and you need to wait a little more, because I went, I think it was like the beginning of January this is when I came back from Colombia, yeah, so it was like the beginning of January and I had to go around the parking lot like a good seven to eight times and I'm like this is ridiculous. Then, when I got there, it was standing like we were like hawks, waiting for someone to clear our table so we could run to the table and sit down.
Speaker 5:I will say, though, like there's so much choices of food, it was amazing. So, since it was a group of us and like every food trucks is like somewhere different like one trucks from venezuela, but one is from american food and one is greek food. So we're like you order from this, you order from this van, you order from this, you order. So then we put all our food together and we were just picking. It was delicious, and they give this big buckets of um alcohol, and it gave me ed Fishbowl vibes.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, Like a fishbowl and that that one drink.
Speaker 1:That's what you had Baccarat, no that one drink had me doing splits.
Speaker 5:It was fun and it so it's a good time.
Speaker 1:It would be so much easier for you to do your splits if you drank more water. I just want you to know that too. It would be so much easier for you to do your splits if you drank more water. I just want you to know that too. That is true. But yeah, I want to go back again more like early time with the old folks and enjoy the different food.
Speaker 4:Because who was DJing all day? Or he just DJed.
Speaker 1:I know you say like nah, he just DJs at night, I think like 7, 7 pm.
Speaker 5:I think that's when he issue, because I was there for maybe five hours, and when I first got there was more adults and eventually the music changed and everything.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because the way it starts is the older people there through the day, and then the college kids start coming in later, and then the older people out here and it's the college kids, and the music changes too, like you feel it.
Speaker 4:I would do it for Hools, like I wouldn't do it for a lot of people, but I would do it to see Hools DJ.
Speaker 5:He's an awesome DJ.
Speaker 4:He did a good job. He's amazing. Hools has been like a friend since for a long time, since, I don't even know, 2007?.
Speaker 5:I went to high school with him. He's always been a sweetheart.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's super dope. So, Hools, I'ma come out that one day. I know I said it. Believe in me. You know how I am.
Speaker 1:I try my best.
Speaker 4:I wanna hear who's laying up here who's is like very uh he is so respectful.
Speaker 5:He texts you randomly like hey, friend, thinking of you, have a great day. Or if he goes out and sees something that's like hello kitty and he's in a store, he'll take a picture of it like hey, just saw this, it's at this store, this aisle, da, da, da da. He like no, I never felt nothing negative out of that man that's beautiful.
Speaker 4:I was gonna say that I remember. Now I'm not okay, I'm gonna tell a whole story. And we were, it was his 21st birthday and we were downtown at neo and who's got drunk for the first time? Because who's's don't drink. People have this conception.
Speaker 5:That he's always drunk and he's not. That's his personality.
Speaker 4:Water. That's what he drinks Water, and he this is what he does. This is who he is, and the one time we got him drunk it was a fun situation, y'all. I would say that. But Backyard Social, we gonna do this. Or we should go to Backyard Social as a group. You go to Backyard Social as a group and y'all can invite people. Oh Lord.
Speaker 1:Waiting on her, you already know this.
Speaker 5:No, no.
Speaker 1:Waiting on her and her timeline to where her life works. No, no, no. When it's nighttime, let's just all set up a time, and if she can come she can come. No, no, no If it's a nighttime it's better for me, because my mom is, because of her, like this is not going to happen. This is not going to happen, bro, we go out, we make the time, if you.
Speaker 4:if you, let's see what, who is this DJ, and we can go to the backyard. He says he DJs there every two weeks.
Speaker 1:So so next, the next couple of weeks, we can go see him up and ask him to make sure we can go see who is DJ in town. And then let's just get there as early as possible. We can't, we gotta get there at 7.
Speaker 5:It's hard for me.
Speaker 1:Well, he get there at 6, right, you have two weeks notice. What's the problem?
Speaker 5:Because I have to make sure someone is there taking care of me yeah. And then, yeah, I have to plan ahead.
Speaker 1:How much time do you need? A month, what's up?
Speaker 5:No, it's easier a night when she's resting, if that makes sense.
Speaker 4:So that's eight, nine.
Speaker 5:That's perfect.
Speaker 4:Eight.
Speaker 5:But I know it's past his bedtime.
Speaker 1:Don't do that, don't do that.
Speaker 5:You just said you felt old when you went to ladies night you can't even get a bowl of soup.
Speaker 1:Don't tell me about the things you can make happen, bro. Don't do that, it's eight, nine.
Speaker 4:I'm rubbing my feet together, but I'll definitely you hear this in the closet. Yeah, yeah, in the bed, I'm in the bed.
Speaker 1:Or can we just go early and then, when she gets there, we stay for like 15 minutes with her and then we leave? Well, I want to see who's DJ.
Speaker 5:That's messed up.
Speaker 4:I'm saying I feel like we're going to have plenty of time. We can do it. We can. Um, we were. Manny had a. Manny put this on here as far as how much a single adult needs to make in Florida to live comfortably, and I didn't even think about it. But the numbers are crazy. They say you have to make. Let me pull this up again Because from what I see, you had to make $48 an hour.
Speaker 1:Yeah, as a single adult, you would have to make about $100,000 in salary to live comfortably in Florida or in most places in Florida.
Speaker 4:But two people house two kids Two children was $200,000.
Speaker 5:And that's all I heard on the cruise too. I'm moving to Florida. I should be in Florida by the end of this year. Oh, florida's going to be my next residence. I said why I gave him the most net. I said why? Oh, I just love Florida. And I said, yeah, to visit. Don't live there.
Speaker 4:You know it. Just tell him, like you know alligators be waiting at your door right.
Speaker 1:Alligators are hanging out the new Roadhouse movie. Oh, you got to watch it. Huh, the new roadhouse movie. Uh, uh, oh, you gotta watch it. It takes place in Florida oh, I gotta watch it.
Speaker 5:And there's this like crocodile scene you gotta watch it, oh man this is gonna get a little like not nice, but this is gonna be complete let's do it honesty. So this is the reason why a lot of people that no longer want to be together are still living together staying together because people that no longer want to be together are still living together because they can't afford to go.
Speaker 5:No one can't afford to do it by themselves and it's depressing. So a single mother or a single father could barely make it yeah supporting themselves and their child or children, unless they're with someone yeah and that is depressing.
Speaker 5:I did have this conversation not too long ago with a friend and she is telling me about the situations of her relationship and where she is no longer happy and she lives a very sad life with this partner, and I looked at her and it's easier for me to stay outside looking in. I said why the heck don't you leave him? He ain't you know, he ain't this. And that she looked at me in my face and said Lena, how can I survive being single? I cannot afford rent by myself. And so I'm sitting there like this woman is waking up miserable every day with someone that she is no longer in love with but can't leave because she can't live out there with her son.
Speaker 5:She said one studio house in I think it was like the Lehigh area or something. They're literally asking for $1,800. One bathroom and a studio. It's not even like a house. Yeah, small kitchen. She's like I can't afford that. Then I gotta pay you know, my um, everything for my kid health insurance, car insurance it's. It's not affordable. So what do you do? Just swallow your pride, live miserable and be with someone just to survive.
Speaker 4:Like that's sad. Yeah, that's what a lot of people do Tell her to cheat back. I don't even know if he cheat, but cheat back.
Speaker 5:No, that's not the word Cheat back.
Speaker 1:You know, but the point is though, like you pointed out, people are being forced to live in misery or have roommates, or let's say exactly.
Speaker 1:Let's say you're not in a relationship just like you think about. I know the three of us talk about it, about how much we like our alone time. So imagine if, like, you're forced to be in a position where you can't have alone time because you got to live with somebody who you're not really close to and all. So this is something that everybody's struggling with and it's just sad, like there's no laws to help people or nothing like that. Like these people could just charge you whatever they want, tax you, shoot that up, and nobody cares. It is what it is, um, so I know a lot of people are dealing with that, so I thought it was interesting to talk about this it's wild.
Speaker 4:I didn't even know like that. You look at the numbers of how much you have to make in order to live comfortably and they're just saying living comfortably.
Speaker 1:I bet you it's not like a high level of comfortability.
Speaker 4:I bet you, this is just enough. You can still get by. You can read a little bit, just that I bet you.
Speaker 1:These numbers are based off check to check.
Speaker 5:I'm telling you I'm happy I have a mortgage, because I'm barely getting by with a mortgage and my mortgage is low. I couldn't see myself paying over a thousand dollars for For something that is not yours and a shack. Yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that to me is crazy and I did something. So my job once a month we have a staff meeting or we close the whole building down for that third Monday of the month and each month is based on something so we talk about like mental health awareness with you know, amongst us and our patients, etc. So this month, which was last Monday, it was financial. So funny. So we had like people from like Fifth Third Bank Hub places like that talk about financial and I sat down and wrote everything down and I'm like this is crazy.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's wild.
Speaker 5:This is crazy, like if I miss work, let's say I get sick and I don't have no PTO, like I am screwed, I am screwed. I am screwed. I've been behind a whole month and catching up. You're still behind yeah you're not.
Speaker 5:It is crazy. So one thing I did too is I went on and you know how you pay for like Netflix and you pay for Peacock and stuff. I realized that I have all these things that I don't even need, so I went through that, started the lead and I know it's 10 bucks here, five bucks there it adds up it adds up that starbucks coffee in the morning that I enjoy. That is 12 bucks yeah you know that's already. For what?
Speaker 5:twice a week yeah that's 24 times $24 times four Like. And you know the crazy thing is I have coffee, yeah, but I want You're.
Speaker 1:Colombian, so it should be.
Speaker 5:But, so those are things also that you need to look into. And I know it sucks, it sucks, but what can you do?
Speaker 1:Hopefully one of the pickup lines is from a sugar mama.
Speaker 4:So all they got to do is say Manny, I'm a sugar mama, you win. Maybe Wait, come get me when my life is right now. Maybe Come get me Pick me up now.
Speaker 5:And now that all everything's going up like rent, like food, like everything we this minimum wage needs to go up.
Speaker 1:You used to be a sugar mama you down, or what are we doing? We'll talk about it later. My bad, I'm sorry. You were talking about something.
Speaker 4:I was drinking water man.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, I was not prepared First of all, I didn't know, because I saw how she was hugging those little pigs and I was like, okay, that could be me. I see the pig. I was like, okay, maybe there's something there. I don't know.
Speaker 4:Just don't sit up to the guy that's coming. It's because he's coming for you, man. I think he wants Lena, that's true, and he don't know how to like say, hey, I like you.
Speaker 1:Yeah Well, give him some advice. I'm sorry to get back to you real quick, don't?
Speaker 2:talk about other men. To women it unattractive. I agree. I have a lot of shows and securities that women aren't really into.
Speaker 1:So see, that was positive. That's something positive from Eeyore, From Eeyore Anyways. But if it's me or him, you know the heck with him. Put him under the water, drowned him.
Speaker 5:Be nice.
Speaker 1:Yeah, be nice. Are you talking to me? I should be talking to you, baby. He's the one coming into some other room. I shouldn't be talking to you, baby. He's the one coming into some other room. There's nothing to do with him, so he should be nice. Anyway, let's talk about this couple here yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, couple. So I just looked it up, it was a Georgia couple. Yeah, I knew that they came to Florida and they were found asleep on a Florida beach?
Speaker 5:What part of Florida?
Speaker 4:I think it was what.
Speaker 5:I don't think I remember that it was a Kissimmee, wasn't it?
Speaker 4:No, no, no, kissimmee is by Orlando. Hold on, hold on, Because I just saw it.
Speaker 5:Daytona Beach.
Speaker 4:Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 5:Yes.
Speaker 1:Did you see his hair? Anyway, I know what people are going to say, but my bad, tell the story we got to get into this.
Speaker 4:So a Georgia couple were found asleep on a beach. Intoxicated they were drunk but they were like cuddled up. They were cuddled up like they were at on like a staycation somewhere in a hotel Like they were in their bedroom. They had a resort in spirit with no kids, yeah, and they were just out there on a private beach, passed out, right. This is what it was like, mm-hmm. And so the police woke them up and were like where are the kids?
Speaker 5:But the lady got up. It took several attempts to wake them up.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it was like police and they got up with an attitude. The lady're like where are your kids? And they were like looking around and he was like you handle this, you go find the kids. And it went into this whole situation. They didn't know where the kids were. I guess the police had already taken the kids, but they had a five and a seven year old that they went to sleep drunk on the beach.
Speaker 5:I left the kids wandering by the ocean.
Speaker 4:Yes, oh yeah, that was the other thing they're young kids, five and seven.
Speaker 5:Yes, you know they're not great swimmers I'm a paranoid parent.
Speaker 4:Right um I have.
Speaker 4:My kids are older and I'm still like hey water at all times like y'all not gonna go too far if somebody walks by and give me a suspicious eye when I'm with my kids, I go into like daddy defense mode. You know what I'm saying. I don't even play, so me going to sleep is not even an option. You know what I'm saying. And me and my partner going to sleep is definitely not an option, especially with two small kids. But so I feel like you know, obviously they don't deserve the kids anyways. The kids would probably be in a better place, you know, with somebody else.
Speaker 4:But I feel like the kicker of the story was that when they were getting arrested, the woman had an attitude, but the guy decided that he was going to make it, because she was like, well, who's going to bail us out? And he was like I don't know. And she was like, well, who's going to bail us out? He was like I don't know, so I guess he was going to be the one to bail her out. So he just took off running In handcuffs, but he made it like three steps and fell hit the sand and knocked himself out.
Speaker 5:Yes, the video is amazing.
Speaker 1:There's a couple things here that we need to talk about. First of all, somehow Georgia family came to Florida and became more Florida. Let's start with that Now we are this. Well, there's something I want to bring up that I just read. I didn't know about the story. First of all, shout out to them for visiting F them kids resort in Daytona Beach.
Speaker 4:That's what it was.
Speaker 1:That's what they said yeah, they don't care. Also, like I'm here to make jokes, I know this is serious and sad, but I'm here to make jokes In his defense. He's the stepdad, so let's let him chill. Did you see his hair? Do you really have high expectations on this man taking care of your kids? This definitely lies 100% on her. Did you see him right? Yeah, yeah, you can't trust this guy with nothing.
Speaker 2:You can't trust him to take the trash out regularly.
Speaker 1:You definitely can't trust him with these kids and, yeah, if anybody's in danger, he's not going to do anything, because he made it three steps and knocked himself out and I knew he was going to hit something. I just didn't know what. There were cars, there was birds.
Speaker 5:I mean, how far can you get with your hands?
Speaker 2:behind your back.
Speaker 5:You know my father taught that to my daughter and my nephew when they were kids Every time they went on the walk, because we were never parents to put kids on a leash anyways. So to trust, to trust us, for the kids to go on a walk, he will always tell my daughter when she was a baby, and my nephew hands behind your back, so they will put their hands like that and basically go like that. I said why? They said they can't take off running. You need your hands to take off. If you're running like that, they're not gonna make it far and I'm old, I could just reach them once the moment. So I'm like, oh, my goodness, uh, where were you like?
Speaker 5:I did not know this, I guess so you know it was like a position once he got out the door, hands behind your back, and they all did this and they will start walking slowly what's sad is that the only reason your dad learned this is because you were the problem. Well, I was.
Speaker 4:Can I say, can I?
Speaker 5:talk about running a few times.
Speaker 4:Can I tell y'all a guy that kind of goes against that there was a guy on Fort Myers Beach this was a couple years ago and he was. The police had arrested him. He got. They put him in the back of the car Well why? You know, there's a lot of people in spring break. They opened the door he wasn't from Florida, obviously, but they opened the door. Someone opened the door and he got out. He took off. I remember seeing that and that guy I don't know if he had the balance of a gymnast was gone and he looks like he's been here before, like he was gone. So I kind of in my mind I'm like they kind of look similar, so maybe he might make it further, like I thought I knew he was going to get tackled.
Speaker 5:I feel like doing it when I get home.
Speaker 4:You should Handcuff yourself.
Speaker 5:No, I'm just going to put my hands behind my back and start running and see how far.
Speaker 4:I can run.
Speaker 2:You need to come, come back with a big old bar. You're like what happened? Well, that's saying, there's no joke, it's a.
Speaker 4:Florida workout. So I train and lay my hands behind her because she's just running. There's a video of her.
Speaker 1:A little.
Speaker 5:T-Rex.
Speaker 1:Everybody in the neighborhood is like what's she doing?
Speaker 4:You see how neighbors are looking at her.
Speaker 1:You know what's funny too, if she fall more than once, like if she fall, get up and try not to use my arms, she fall like three times she come back home with the biggest knot on her head. You know, I just feel like she's disappointed, like what?
Speaker 5:she was doing. Have you ever tried that? Don't be honest.
Speaker 4:No, right, I tried it but you know the Naruto run, because don't ask me questions, y'all.
Speaker 5:Naruto run, I think might be different.
Speaker 1:you don't think, because it's different when it's blank and then locked back, yeah, but you ever try to do a Naruto run. I don't know why we you trying to meers you?
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, I'm a nerd. Yeah, we all do the started it. I saw them. I was like I could do that and I just threw them back there and I was running the Naruto run.
Speaker 1:And you see them, little kids doing the Naruto run that try to run on the wall too. It's lit.
Speaker 4:You ever see? You see that dude, that video that went viral. The dude did the Naruto run. He was like running down the hallway like Naruto and he ran up the wall.
Speaker 1:That's definitely not going to be, lena, that's going to be Lena on the floor with dirt in her mouth and grass, looking like a llama in the face with all this stuff happening, and I feel like she got one of the foreheads where it gets bruised easily, so that lump is going to be mad lump. I didn't say that she was so concerned. I didn't say that all pretty girls have big foreheads, though period dog can't give you dog can't give you everything.
Speaker 4:Watch her hair in her face. Don't worry about it, y'all.
Speaker 1:Is she bringing bangs back?
Speaker 5:Not the banging.
Speaker 4:Not the banging, not the banging. That's when TikTok was lit boy. That's when TikTok was lit boy. That's when TikTok was lit boy. I had songs for days, but I still got some.
Speaker 1:I got some for y'all. But anyway, shout out to them, kids. Hopefully they're going to be all right.
Speaker 5:Hopefully they know how to swim.
Speaker 1:For the future, but hopefully something positive, a positive change in their life.
Speaker 5:Well, that they don't have to, you know. So I'm pretty sure that children's services probably had to take them away, since there wasn't another relative. If there wasn't another relative there, until the parents bail out, right, I wonder if, at this point, like someone from Georgia, had to come and assist the family.
Speaker 4:Well, she said now my dad has to drive. First of all, she had an attitude with the cops like it was their fault. Dad has to drive eight hours. First of all, she had an attitude with the cops like it was their fault. She said my dad now has to drive eight hours to bail us out and get the kids because of y'all.
Speaker 5:Because of y'all.
Speaker 4:And I'm like ma'am, I wonder if she ever lived in Florida?
Speaker 5:That sounds like stupid Some parents are just. I just don't understand.
Speaker 4:They have never been taught accountability and they believe that everything is everybody else's fault. It's not their fault, it's your fault. You should have did it. You did it. You made the choice. Now you got to live with whatever you decided to do.
Speaker 1:It's just the whole thing of bad decision makers. He has a mullet. She chose to be able to do with a mullet, but it's not like a bad decision.
Speaker 4:It's like a a mohawk mullet, it's worse. That's worse. It's like a prohawk mullet, it's kind of what it was.
Speaker 1:You really went off the beaten path but I'm sure lena might be into it. So if you, so, if this guy wants to hit her up, alright, y'all, we apologize.
Speaker 4:We had technical difficulties twice, twice, two times we messed up.
Speaker 1:We came back and then Rudy had us going hard. He never even hit the record button. But y'all calling me negative and depressed.
Speaker 3:I'm sick of this whole squad bro the only person I don't got beef with right now is Carolina Is Wix?
Speaker 1:But that could change quick because he did the Caterpillar thing and but we came back. I know, I'm just saying we can always go back the other way.
Speaker 4:Can I say something funny?
Speaker 5:It's one of those things.
Speaker 1:Don't call me a girl. What is wrong?
Speaker 4:I I'm going to tell you what's funny is, when Rudy wasn't recording, manny was so positive. And guess what y'all not going to get now. I'm glad you said that, because they're not getting that now Manny was, so I wish that the record button was here, because Manny was.
Speaker 5:Wait, wait, before we continue. Are you recording right now?
Speaker 4:Okay, continue just in case Go ahead. Manny was so positive.
Speaker 1:He delivered a beautiful, positive message. So don't y'all see like that right there. That's not supposed to be me guys. Go to them for that, be thankful. Y'all should be happy that there's a balance, like you jumping into her inbox about me. There is a balance. Let them be positive and let me be dark. Positive cause that's baby Jesus who did that. It didn't work cause he didn't want that out in the world.
Speaker 4:If that wasn't and let me be dark positive, and that's because that's baby Jesus Just did that that it didn't work. He didn't want that out in the world If that wasn't the most clear sign that Manny shouldn't be positive.
Speaker 1:The personal system shut down. So what we were doing when we were leaving you with our last words for the episode, um, y'all dumb, y'all stupid. And it's not everybody. You know who you are. Tell your friends they doing and saying dumb things when they do it, because a real friend would tell you you're dumb, you're dumb, okay. And I want to tell Lena, my friend is my advice for Lena you got to check the, you got to do the background check before the date, not after.
Speaker 5:Okay, after okay. Thank you for letting me know, um, what I said previously and it wasn't recording because I guess we were like rehearsal um, this is your year to get over your fears. This year I went on a cruise because my first one, because, as previously mentioned, I was terrified of them. I was over reacting, because it was amazing. So this is your year to gather things that you have fear in and get over your fear. I need you to conquer these fears. That's my positive message.
Speaker 4:So I should go skydiving I think you should.
Speaker 5:You have health insurance.
Speaker 1:Not right now. What does health insurance matter if you're going to die, you're not going to live to see. Do you have a will?
Speaker 4:Yeah, but.
Speaker 5:Who keeps your cat?
Speaker 4:Do you have a will? Yeah, but.
Speaker 5:Who keeps your cat?
Speaker 4:I'm definitely not sure they're not getting my cat. I don't trust my cat. I'll take care of the cat. You got a cat. Okay, cats love me.
Speaker 5:See this is things you have to think before skydiving, but yes, you need to do it.
Speaker 4:Okay, and the message that I left is never give up on yourself. They haven't given up on the I-4 eyesore, so you shouldn't give up on yourself. If that's the most clear sign outside of the system shutting down and then not recording with Manny's positive message I think those are the clearest signs ever. That's what I'm going to roll with. Manny said that Lena was bringing bangs back.
Speaker 5:I don't know how Lena feels about that Not the banging, not the banging, uh-oh.
Speaker 4:She's hosting next week. It's crazy. Yeah, she's hosting next week. I'm excited. I'm so excited I get to come in here and just bro, I'm excited. I hope Rudy forgets to hit the record button. Well, we out of here. Episode 35, q by Thee Music.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, it's Wix Wix. Oh my God, it's Wix Wix. Oh my God, it's Wix Wix. Oh my God, it's Wix Wix.