Will You Survive "Rezort": Humor, Horror, and Hollywood Heartthrobs

Ever been caught between a chuckle and a shiver while sipping vodka and contemplating a zombie apocalypse? That's where we find ourselves this episode, blending humor with a dash of horror as we debate the virtues and vices of the 2015 film "Resort." Alongside our new co-host, we crack open the ethical can of worms that zombie narratives often present, weighing the impact of survival violence on the human psyche while considering the questionable allure of zombie-themed souvenirs.

Our conversation veers into the realm of cinematic survival tactics, where we share our potentially questionable plans for outsmarting the undead. Ponder with us the merits of a strategic retreat versus a heroic last stand, and whether disguising oneself as a shrubbery might be more effective than wielding a shotgun. And of course, we couldn't resist veering into the gaming world with a nod to Fallout's wasteland wanderings, juxtaposing our digital derring-do with real-world ghost hunting aspirations.

The episode rounds off with a heart-to-heart about the oddities of celebrity dislikes and how they can shape our movie-watching preferences. Discover why my wife's penchant for certain actors sends my judgment into a tailspin, and how personal taste can defy popular opinion. Through it all, our co-host ensures that every twist in the conversation is met with a mix of insight and irreverence, making for a podcast that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining. So, grab your preferred beverage and join us for a session that's sure to leave you with your own opinions on zombie ethics, survival strategies, and the occasional Hollywood heartthrob.

Transcript

Drinking Games and Movie Rankings

Speaker 1 0:00

um. So question when you guys drink vodka, does your jaw kind of tingle?

Speaker 2 0:05

no, are you allergic? No, just me what do you mean by? You mean by tingle?

Speaker 1 0:10

like when I drink this are you, are we getting?

Speaker 3 0:13

fucked up. Yeah, we're getting fucked up over here. I got a big giant glass of um fireball and cranberry and he's got vodka and cranberry why?

Speaker 2 0:22

why? Nobody told me we're getting fucked up, I get, we can get fucked up so, dj, you missed our, our last.

Speaker 3 0:28

You know what I want to do. I want to do a fun episode one day. I mean, you guys would have to acquiesce to me, we'd have to do this on like a tuesday night, because I have wednesdays off, but I want to get fucked up, get absolutely flavor blasted well, yeah, because what I want to do is like a trivia episode, where I would give you guys trivia, uh questions on movies that we've covered, like things like uh quotes.

Speaker 3 0:50

I would start a quote and you would have to finish it and if you fail, you have to take a shot okay, well, so here's the thing about that.

Speaker 1 0:59

Um, I haven't watched like half these movies well then, you're gonna be fucked up dude's been fucking winging it the entire time I, yeah, I, if you actually listen back to all my audio, I never fully agree on anything, because I just don't know we were talking about pizza last episode and you're like yeah, if you put uh, you know mushrooms on it, then there's your veggies. Mushrooms aren't vegetables I know I, when I listened back on that and I heard that I was like oh, so embarrassing.

Speaker 3 1:27

It's a fungus. It's so funny that.

Speaker 1 1:30

Okay, here's the thing what is a vegetable? There is no scientific definition of a vegetable. I learned this on college humor.

Speaker 3 1:37

It's technically a fruit without seeds.

Speaker 1 1:40

A vegetable is a category created by. It's a culinary term which covers a large variety of things, Because squashes aren't vegetables, they're gourds. A sweet potato is a gourd.

Speaker 3 1:54

Potato is not a vegetable Kale is a leaf, it's a tuber.

Speaker 1 1:58

Yeah, potatoes are a tuber. There are no vegetables. Tomatoes are fruit. Yeah, mind blown are a tuber. There are no vegetables. Tomatoes are fruit. Yeah, mind blown. Hello survivors, and welcome to another episode of Will you Survive.

Speaker 2 2:27

The Podcast.

Speaker 1 2:29

We are back, not that we ever left to go over the movie Resort, and this, to me, is an A-tier movie, a-tier, a-tier.

Speaker 3 2:41

You're going straight up to A-tier, I'm going straight up to A-tier.

Speaker 1 2:44

Okay, well, first of all. Okay, you sound like TJ, I don. Going straight up to A tier. I'm going straight up to A tier, okay. Well, first of all. Okay, you sound like TJ. I don't like this. I feel like I'm outnumbered now.

Speaker 3 2:48

Clearly. First of all, this movie comes all the way from 2015. Isn't that weird that we could say that All the way from 2015?

Speaker 1 2:56

Almost 10 years ago.

Speaker 3 2:58

We're getting close.

Zombie Movie Ratings and Fallout

Speaker 1 3:09

That. That is insane. Go ahead, hit us with your uh, your first thoughts on resort. Um, my first thoughts. That is a crazy ass idea that would totally work like business-wise. I could see it. And then, at the end, when you find out that they were getting the zombies from the, the refugees, that somehow makes it make even more sense. I'm like I could totally see this happening and I could totally see it getting out of hand. This is literally just Jurassic Park, but zombies Exactly Jurassic Park. Holy shit, this is another movie pretending to be another movie.

Speaker 3 3:38

Well, this is not on the level of zombies. The beginning.

Speaker 1 3:42

I mean it's not like a spitting image like that one was. But I mean it's not like a spitting image like that one was, but I mean it's just as dog shit.

Speaker 2 3:47

Whoa, whoa Zombies the.

Speaker 1 3:50

Beginning was incredible F tier movie. I cannot believe you would put this movie in F tier.

Speaker 2 3:56

That shit was mad boring bro, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 3:59

No, it's. What were we playing? Well, we were doing something while we were watching this movie. We were playing Minecraft.

Speaker 2 4:06

Oh, so you weren't paying attention. I was paying attention.

Speaker 3 4:10

I don't get the logic here. This was a movie about a vacation to die for. That's the tagline. I wouldn't call it dog shit, but I would say, in reality, let's just put a little little realism into it. I don't think there's any wise person anywhere who would go on any kind of a safari who wasn't proficient in guns yeah, I was gonna say for being survivors of the apocalypse.

Speaker 1 4:42

Most of these people sucked with right.

Speaker 3 4:45

They were really bad I mean, I, I got it with those kids right. Those kids made sense because they were probably too young to have even you know, quote unquote survived the apocalypse. They, they survived, but because other people kept them alive. Right, they were young kids when they were going through it that's kind of what I think, but like that what?

Speaker 1 5:05

how do we know how long ago the the virus was?

Speaker 3 5:09

it didn't really say I can't imagine it I. I would have to imagine it's like maybe like five years well, yeah, it was close enough that it was devastating but I I say this because he said they were like 16.

Speaker 1 5:23

Oh, they were 16. Yeah, the kids were that's right, so they'd be like 11, so like five years ago. Yeah, exactly, okay, yeah yeah, I see your logic so they wouldn't be proficient in guns. I mean that maybe they knew how to shoot them, which they did, but some of the other guys, like the in that first shooting area that they went to. Some of those guys it just seemed like they were also like maybe accountants that somehow survived and they're just getting their anger out. Yeah, maybe like a raid again someone else.

Speaker 3 5:48

Someone else survived them, if, if I can say that kept them alive it normally means something different when you say that, but I don't know I didn't. I can't actually say that this movie was dog shit. There was a lot of entertaining things in it, but it was so what do you rate? It. It was extremely predictable.

Speaker 1 6:05

I would I would put this in a solid C?

Speaker 3 6:08

Really no.

Speaker 2 6:12

I was lying about it being dog shit, by the way. I just you know you gotta have some tension. We gotta have three different, separate opinions.

Speaker 1 6:18

Oh, okay, Okay. So where do you? So where do?

Speaker 3 6:22

you really rate it C. You and I are on the same page with that.

Speaker 2 6:23

Yeah, it's just. You know, it's kind of I'm pretty sure I said it after we got done watching it. I'm like that's an okay movie.

Speaker 1 6:30

It's at least B tier. Come on guys.

Speaker 2 6:32

Oh, okay, but you put fucking Shaun of the Dead at what.

Speaker 1 6:36

I know right, you wouldn't put it at S tier. Huh, Exactly what are you?

Speaker 2 6:39

talking about. That's an S? Tier movie.

Speaker 3 6:41

That was S tier.

Speaker 1 6:43

I put it, you can't put this A tier on the start.

Speaker 3 6:46

This is you could have started with B and been talked down to C. That would have made sense. But you can't start up at A with this guy when you start Shaun of the Dead outside of S.

Speaker 1 6:57

Okay, that's such, that's so very different. You just want Shaun of the Dead in S.

Speaker 2 7:02

Me too. You just want to accept that it's not an S? Tier movie. It's fucking amazing, I mean, if we take a vote.

Speaker 3 7:07

We take a poll. S tier. It's at S?

Speaker 2 7:10

tier now You're outnumbered.

Speaker 1 7:12

I feel like you guys don't understand movies. Double S tier.

Speaker 2 7:16

Okay, s plus.

Speaker 3 7:21

It is a masterpiece of its class.

Speaker 1 7:23

And this isn't.

Speaker 3 7:29

No, it is a masterpiece of its class and this isn't no. Wow, no, this is believable. This is a good movie in the average, but you know what they did? That was very played out. The zombies kept coming out of nowhere so which times are you talking about?

Speaker 1 7:37

like? Because I know they got surprised when they were initially, when the their guide yeah, um, he knew that the zombies wouldn't be able to get close enough to them to be a problem until they did right, and then he was like, oh shit, this is real, this is a problem other than that. And then they stayed up all night on top of that car. Other than that, when did they get?

Speaker 3 7:59

every single attack, every single attack was out of nowhere I don't know where.

Speaker 1 8:03

I feel like that was just to like signify that they're. They're everywhere, they're being swarmed everywhere yeah, but that's fine.

Speaker 3 8:11

But you would be seeing them on approach like it always came out of nowhere. You didn't see them. There were none on their tail. They weren't like walking fast with them. You know hot on their trail. I did like one thing about this movie was the recently deceased were faster. That made sense so.

Speaker 1 8:30

So another instance I could think of where they got surprised was when they were trying to get through that fence, um, that the jeep was like halfway through and they got surprised by the zombie that was inside. And then they did get surprised by the guide who came from the side, but I feel like that could make sense I mean not that it doesn't make sense, it's that it was tired by the time.

Speaker 3 8:53

Like the third person died from a zombie jumping out at him, I was like, okay, guys, like we get it, they're all over the place.

Speaker 1 9:00

When did that? I feel like that didn't really happen all that much it happened every single day, yeah you guys suck. No, I'm kidding it was.

Speaker 3 9:07

It was just it was just every. Maybe it was a budget thing they did. Maybe they couldn't do the makeup so that they could get close-ups of the attacks. I don't know why they they kept doing that. Maybe the director just liked it. You know he thought like we'll keep scaring them with this, but it's once you've established that they're all around, they're everywhere. You've done your job. We know they're there. Now you don't have to surprise us all the time.

Speaker 1 9:30

Look, that's why it's not an S-tier movie. That's why it's A-tier. I feel like I'm being very fair on the rating here.

Speaker 3 9:40

But I have a couple of things. They were going out camping, right, they were going to spend the night out in the field. I realized that they were close to the resort. They were supposed to feel like this was a safari. Why did none of them have water?

Speaker 1 9:55

Well, I guess they didn't really talk about food or drink. Uh-uh, which was fine, because— I mean, I guess, that's just the movie, though, Like they're just avoiding that topic.

Speaker 3 10:03

They knew before. They told us what they were going to do. They were going to destroy the entire island within, you know, hours.

Speaker 1 10:12

I think they just assumed that they. I think that director just wants us to assume that they ate and drank when they did.

Speaker 2 10:15

Well, yeah, it was kind of like a bougie thing, you know.

Speaker 3 10:18

Yeah.

Speaker 2 10:19

So you would think that they would have all things paid trip.

Speaker 1 10:25

So they got water, they got their food and stuff. So how much do you?

Speaker 2 10:26

think this cost, oh shit.

Speaker 1 10:27

All expenses paid to get to the resort participate, assuming this doesn't happen.

Speaker 2 10:33

At least 48 bottle caps.

Speaker 3 10:35

See, I was going to say the same thing. Have you been watching Fallout?

Speaker 2 10:39

I have not. I've been playing Fallout 4, though I really need to. We've been playing Fallout 4. I'm playing Fallout 4, though I really need to.

Speaker 1 10:43

We've been playing Fallout 4. I really need to watch it.

Speaker 3 10:46

Oh my god, I'm on episode 3 and I really fucking like that. We can actually spend some time and talk about that.

Speaker 2 10:53

Hey, I'll watch all of Fallout right now.

Speaker 3 10:55

That shit is like it's addicting.

Speaker 1 10:58

Are we going to abandon the podcast 20 minutes in and just watch Fallout the whole time?

Speaker 3 11:02

No.

Speaker 1 11:03

We just comment on Falloutout.

Speaker 3 11:04

It's actually just a fallout episode live commentary live commentary you put in fucking the spongebob three days late and then it just touched us, so basically fallout but I was thinking the same exact thing of, uh, bottle caps, because I, I'm so, I'm so lost. Let's set a standard and say today's currency, because-.

Speaker 1 11:27

That's in Fallout 4. No, no, pre-war money.

Speaker 3 11:30

Let's use this currency for resort, because I don't know what it would be after the apocalypse.

Speaker 1 11:38

Let's assume US dollar is back to normal. So what I imagine if they were able to survive the apocalypse. I imagine it got very scary and like to a tipping point, but civilization never collapsed, so like currency could still be in a close future reestablished.

Speaker 3 11:57

Although all true, I'm not disagreeing with any of that. What I am suggesting is that post-apocalyptic life would be vastly different. Let me be more clear. Post-apocalyptic economy would be extremely different than today.

Speaker 1 12:11

How do you think so?

Speaker 3 12:11

Because all of the people who died. They said over 2 billion people are dead. All that debt, that's 2 billion people's debt wiped out, there's always I mean that's more than any war ever wiped out. That's there's always. I mean that's more than any war ever. And war always improves the economy because everybody's debt gets wiped out. It controls currency because most of that currency goes out of circulation, right, the bank reabsorbs it because you have whatever you have. All of those people's families are completely wiped out. Governments and banks would reabsorb all of that cash that was in circulation, if you will. That is now no longer in circulation, and inflation. I mean this would be.

Speaker 1 12:56

It would be the ultimate inflation mix.

Speaker 3 12:59

It would be the opposite. You would have the exact opposite of inflation. I forget what the name of that is um deflation, yeah it would. It would be a deflated dollar, so it'd be worth a lot more.

Speaker 1 13:12

Um, but let's say, let's say, 2024 standards, how much would this cost?

Speaker 3 13:16

that's what I'm thinking. At 2024 standards, the way they talked about it, I'm guessing this was in the the mid, uh, I have five figures.

Speaker 1 13:26

I know the answer. Do you guys have a guess? I'd say about to say fifty thousand dollars okay, I lied, I don't have the answer, you fucking dick, but um, I feel like it would be, I imagine, like a, probably like a seven hundred dollar, maybe like fourteen hundred400 flight round trip. Well, it's an island in the middle of the, yeah, and then the yeah, it's an island too.

Speaker 1 13:51

And then the whatchamacallit, the actual staying. I imagine it's like a few hundred a night. I could see it. Honestly, I think it'd be cheaper than that. I think it would probably be like 8K.

Speaker 3 14:03

Wow.

Speaker 1 14:07

Like in today's standards, because think about how much does it cost? Like for if you and me, or like three of us, were to go to vegas and shoot guns, how much would that cost? Probably like a few hundred bucks to rent the guns and the ammo.

Speaker 1 14:17

It's a few hundred bucks a few hundred bucks, right, and then a safari. We'll say, we'll say that's like. Let's say that's like 500, right, that seems fair. A few hundred a night for the stay. Let's say you stay a week. You're spending maybe like 4K on room and board. I could see it not being that expensive. Maybe I could see 10K. I think 50K might be too much, 10k. Because, they want people to come. It's not just going to be like I don't know. And they have the zombies.

Speaker 3 14:48

Yeah, okay. So average cost of a Caribbean vacation. This isn't a safari, I'm looking for a safari, but the average cost of a Caribbean vacation ranges between $2,900 and $4,800.

Speaker 1 15:04

That is not that much.

Speaker 3 15:06

That's hella cheap.

Speaker 1 15:07

Holy shit, I want to go on a Caribbean vacation now.

Speaker 3 15:10

So here's an even better one Cancun luxury. The high end in Cancun is just under $5,000.

Speaker 1 15:22

That's not bad, so I just need to find a girl who could put in $2,500.

Speaker 3 15:26

Okay, so the higher-end resorts do not offer all-inclusive, so we're looking at in some bigger places there's $10,000. I think you guys have probably heard of Maldives, no.

Speaker 1 15:44

You haven't no.

Speaker 3 15:46

It's like rich people playground.

Speaker 1 15:48

So maybe like $20,000 to $25,000. But I could also see like $10,000. Because if you're doing the safari and you're under the stars, you're not staying in a luxurious hotel room.

Speaker 2 15:59

But would they have to pay for, like insurance shit? You know Right that too, because there's a high risk you're getting fucked up.

Speaker 1 16:10

Do they just have you sign a waiver?

Speaker 2 16:12

Maybe I feel like they could cover that.

Speaker 1 16:15

You enter at your own risk, knowing you could die Also.

Speaker 2 16:17

I wouldn't trust this shit, because you know what happens when millionaires use their money to do shit.

Speaker 1 16:24

Jurassic Park.

Speaker 2 16:25

They end up getting crushed in a submarine next to the titanic oh, yeah, yeah I wouldn't trust this shit. This shit is not well put together.

Speaker 1 16:33

I would not no, trust me, I'm using my ps4 remote not even a ps4 remote. It was a fucking ps3 off-brand oh my god, he got the off-brand p. That's where he went wrong yeah that was it.

Speaker 3 16:45

It had nothing to do with the exterior of the show.

Speaker 2 16:47

Yeah, nothing to do with the structural integrity of mixing materials on the outside.

Speaker 1 16:52

No, that was fine. That one safety guy that he fired. What a fucking loser. Right Calling him out for bad production. Like what does he know? He's only the safety guy. Oh my like, what does he know? He's only the safety guy. Oh my god. Okay. So you guys are are clearly far more. We're pro titan sub. That's what we've decided, you guys are.

Debating the Ethics of Zombie Hunting

Speaker 3 17:11

You guys are far more accurate in your pricing, because even a safari which would be the closest thing to comparison, right um safaris in tanzania would cost, on the high end, $2,000 per person. So $4,000 for them, no, and that is for. I think that is per night.

Speaker 2 17:33

Can I take the zombie head home and hang it on my wall?

Speaker 3 17:37

I mean, why would you not be able to?

Speaker 1 17:39

Well, they were all tied down, all the zombies that they were supposed to encounter.

Speaker 3 17:43

Well, I guess that's true.

Speaker 1 17:45

None of them were free range for them to take or anything?

Speaker 2 17:47

Did they go home in a zombie skin coat or?

Speaker 1 17:48

something. I'm sure they had a gift shop.

Speaker 3 17:53

You are just weird with this.

Speaker 1 17:55

They never. Actually, they had to have had a gift shop and they never showed the gift shop.

Speaker 2 17:59

There's definitely a gift shop and it's just a big zombie head and you walk through the mouth and there's like jars that are like have like zombie heads in it, like real preserved zombie head, but definitely, definitely a gift shop and that's why I don't think zombies would ever be a real threat I agree because whoa, I'll get my kukuri wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 1 18:25

I think he's saying something Zombies, don't talk, just wait a sec. What was that?

Speaker 3 18:32

You need a loan. What are you going to buy a house? What do you need a loan for? I think he wants to buy a home. Don't we know someone who can help him with that?

Speaker 1 18:43

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Speaker 3 18:49

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Speaker 1 18:57

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Speaker 3 19:24

Okay, so that would be my. One problem is, I would never go on a safari if I wasn't proficient in firing, clearing a jam, cleaning and aiming a weapon.

Speaker 1 19:37

The idea is that you don't have to be because it's all contained.

Speaker 3 19:40

But according to the advertisement, they don't know that.

Speaker 2 19:43

The main character didn't even kill any.

Speaker 3 19:45

None of the people who go there know that it's all staged oh, alleg, staged oh.

Speaker 1 19:50

Allegedly.

Speaker 3 19:51

Oh, that's true, because the guard does tell them yeah the guard tells them like oh no, they're fenced off, they're not supposed to be able to get close to us, so they're supposed to be under the impression that this is all real.

Speaker 1 20:02

Would you guys believe that? Try to put yourself in that shoes, right, like you survived the apocalypse? There's this island that's saying, hey, come, get this cathartic therapy where you just kill zombies to get your revenge out, or whatever you're trying to find.

Speaker 3 20:15

Here's my thing, and it's all free range.

Speaker 1 20:18

There's no part of me that's like oh wow, that sounds cool. Every part of me is like it's a business. There's definitely safety procedures in place. I wouldn't go otherwise I can't even.

Speaker 3 20:29

I can't even comprehend going because to me, you've killed how many fucking zombies, how many zombies have you killed? Are you serious? You seriously need to still get your revenge? I think that's. That was like the most bizarre thing to me. I think all of these people were now I'm changing my opinion on on the girl and the people who were there all of these people were saved by somebody else and I believe that because if they're all going through this same thing of like, I need this therapeutic release.

Speaker 3 21:00

They didn't kill during the apocalypse because the guy did immediately after yeah, the the he was killing all day long. And so did her boyfriend and his reaction was the same, which, oh my God, that made me so mad at her when his reflex just kicked in and he fucking off the guy after he was bit.

Speaker 1 21:20

Oh yeah, she got so mad at him over something that was completely rational.

Speaker 3 21:24

Mike, what do you think is going on here?

Speaker 1 21:26

What do you think is happening? Did he want?

Speaker 3 21:27

us to do that and she just made me so mad with that.

Speaker 2 21:31

I mean main character chick, didn't kill a zombie. The entire movie.

Speaker 3 21:35

That's true. That's true.

Speaker 2 21:37

I can see why she's not into downing people once they're bit.

Speaker 1 21:42

I kind of get it because she's never going to really look at him the same. But also he didn't do anything wrong, but how? And he saved her.

Speaker 3 21:52

But how is she not able to look at him the same? If they survived the fucking apocalypse, how did he not have to do these things during that time?

Speaker 1 22:01

Well, are we assuming that they were together, right?

Speaker 3 22:04

How had she not seen people get bit and other people put them down Right? How had she not seen?

Speaker 1 22:07

people get bit and other people put them down.

Speaker 1 22:08

No, but seeing other people doing it and then seeing your loving boyfriend do it can change like, oh shit, I've never seen you kill someone before and you did it so in an instant because that's what he was trained to do. He was a soldier in the war against the zombies. He was trained to do that, so he did nothing wrong. But could you imagine if a military wife was here? Right, some guy goes crazy, starts trying to shoot up someone and her boyfriend just pops. The guy hero saved every, everybody. But I could see how you'd be like holy shit, that was. That was scary I don't know.

Speaker 3 22:42

I I would hope that, I hope. I would hope that my wife would not be a moron and be angry at me for protecting her.

Speaker 1 22:48

I mean, I think, being angry at him. I understand why she is. I still think it's stupid because he didn't do anything wrong. I understood.

Speaker 3 22:56

In all honesty, as far as the plot goes, I understood the saboteur more than I understood her.

Speaker 1 23:05

Really.

Speaker 3 23:05

The saboteur made no fucking sense to me. The saboteur made sense to me because she was an idiot pawn. She knew nothing that she was doing.

Speaker 1 23:11

At first I was kind of like she stood up for zombie rights yeah but what I mean?

Speaker 3 23:18

is she had no idea what that group was doing to that park. She didn't know that they were sabotaging the park and were going to release all the fucking zombies.

Speaker 1 23:27

No, but that makes her even dumber, she's dumb, it's fine. She stands for zombie rights.

Speaker 3 23:33

Well, okay, do you know?

Speaker 1 23:34

how stupid as a person you have to be to be there.

Speaker 3 23:37

It's very understandable. You have more rights as a dead person in this case than you do as a reanimated zombie. If somebody were to go and dig up your corpse and desecrate it, they can get charged with a crime. But these people are doing it to a corpse just because it hasn't been buried, and it's perfectly okay.

Speaker 1 23:59

So here's the thing A normal corpse isn't trying to eat me.

Speaker 3 24:02

Yeah, once they're put down, they're down.

Speaker 1 24:05

Yeah, so that's the thing about zombies. I don't feel bad about killing it because it's trying to eat oh, I don't, I don't feel bad about so I don't think that has any grounds major grounds, because at this point this is just for entertainment purposes.

Speaker 3 24:19

So at this point, yes, this point.

Speaker 1 24:20

I think it's too much and also would would either of you question where these zombies were coming from yeah, I mean, I definitely would.

Speaker 2 24:28

The whole world is back to normal again. Where the fuck are you getting the zombies from? But it could be like a thing where, like you know, in like real world, you can donate your body to science.

Speaker 3 24:40

So like that could donate your body to yeah yeah, which in that case?

Speaker 1 24:45

the hacker and the the hacker and the uh that would be.

Speaker 3 24:48

That would be the the opposite of what I was going to say, but in the event that you were donating your body, that would be something where the hacker and the group behind him would be completely fucking wrong, like they're just. I need you to understand what I mean by this. They're just flat out, blatantly guilty of murder with no rationale behind it.

Speaker 1 25:10

There was no mitigating circumstances see, at least they presumptu presumably knew that where they were getting these zombies from, and that was why they wanted to take them. Well, actually, no, presumably they just believed that these zombies shouldn't be tortured, or quote unquote, and that they should be free and get their revenge against the humans. That's presumably what we're led to believe this group stood for, which is stupidity at its finest. So that's where I don't understand her rationale at all.

Speaker 2 25:43

I think they just wanted them to be free range. You know they can graze at their hearts. They just wanted them to be free range.

Speaker 3 25:50

You know they can graze at their hearts. I'm saying I, I understood her by the time they explained the situation that she didn't know that they planted the bug in the, the usb stick, that she thought she was just getting information, not planting something in there. I understood better that she was a useful idiot and was led to believe that she was doing good. I understood that better than I understood the girl getting mad at her boyfriend. That was my argument, not that I, not that she was right, not that she had any valid points, but that I understood it better and I was more sympathetic towards her than I was.

Speaker 1 26:25

To the girlfriend getting mad at the dude reflexively taking down a guy who was bit and was about to turn well I, but I think she, like she also didn't stay mad, I don't know, she was like upset in the moment from what she saw, but she didn't she even tell him like no, no, like I, I get it like you did. You didn't do anything wrong, did she, didn't she?

Speaker 3 26:47

I guess I, I I felt like she was upset with him. I I don't know, maybe it was just me I think it was her reaction, definitely was I carried it all the way to the point where he fucking left her and I laughed.

Speaker 1 26:59

Oh, I definitely don't think it went that far really I think that was it hard to say being a coward, but I think he definitely ran uh when he could have helped her Because the other guy was willing to sacrifice himself.

Speaker 3 27:13

Which was just bizarre to me. There was no point for him to run Like. That didn't make any sense.

Speaker 1 27:18

Oh, the boyfriend.

Speaker 3 27:19

Yeah, yeah, you could have lifted her up.

Speaker 1 27:23

He just panicked and, like he said it later when he was like I'm sorry, and he was bit. Yeah, he just panicked, which I think is disappointing, because his character was really cool up until that point.

Zombie Survival Tactics and Movie Discussions

Speaker 3 27:34

Which was the other point, was she gave him the gun and he took care of business. Yeah, he didn't let himself turn. But I don't know, I think. Would you guys do that? I think I would. Yeah, maybe Good answer. I think I would.

Speaker 2 27:45

Yeah. Maybe Good answer All right Back to you, eric. Hey, y'all know, y'all know so it's.

Speaker 1 27:55

Oh, okay, it's hidden, it's hidden, mm-hmm Damn, but you wouldn't.

Speaker 3 27:59

Probably should have brought the bottles in here, huh.

Speaker 2 28:01

I've been chugging this shit. What's the question? Would you off?

Speaker 3 28:13

yourself. If you were bit, I'd off myself if I wasn't. Okay, it's a fucking gen z thing, isn't?

Speaker 1 28:19

it god.

Speaker 2 28:19

We took all that time to get to that answer no, yeah I would, because I don't, I mean here's thing. It would have to be with, like, a knife or something, because, like, if I shoot, what I mean? Wait so think about it right.

Speaker 1 28:33

That feels so much worse, I think so so basically. You just want. You're just going to commit seppuku.

Speaker 2 28:40

Yeah, seppuku.

Speaker 1 28:41

Seppuku.

Speaker 2 28:42

Yeah, what is that?

Speaker 1 28:44

It's the Japanese suicide.

Speaker 2 28:45

Oh, right, right, right, right, right I would want to do it in a dramatic way.

Speaker 3 28:49

You would want to do it in a dramatic way.

Speaker 1 28:51

I want to do it in a dramatic way, I would love to go out pulling a grenade pin and be like I'm taking you fuckers away.

Speaker 2 28:57

babe, like the end of I Am Legend yeah yeah, that'd be a way to go out.

Speaker 3 29:03

Hey, that's another movie we should cover.

Speaker 1 29:05

Hey, that's another movie we should cover. You haven't covered it yet.

Speaker 2 29:06

I haven't seen a good one. No, oh, fuck. Yeah, we should do that Definitely, and the new one's coming out sometime.

Speaker 3 29:13

What.

Speaker 2 29:13

Yeah, there's a new one.

Speaker 3 29:14

What new one.

Speaker 2 29:16

There's a new one about to come out. It's going to have Michael B Jordan and Will Smith in it. Are you fucking serious? Look it up. Yeah, off the original ending where he doesn't blow.

Speaker 3 29:26

Oh, the one that failed every test.

Speaker 1 29:29

I feel like that would have been a better ending, but he had to die for it to be dramatic.

Speaker 2 29:34

Well, it kind of showed that they weren't just mindless, you know Right.

Speaker 1 29:40

Well, yeah, because they just wanted their girl back, that was his girl, yeah, so he just wanted it back.

Speaker 2 29:46

Also, they're fucking vampires, which is kind of weird.

Speaker 1 29:50

You know what's funny? The whole movie hints that they're more intelligent than he thinks. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 3 29:57

Alright, so that'll be another one. That's a good one, fuck yeah.

Speaker 1 30:01

Man, that's hard for me because Resort and I Am Legend, right there and there with each other.

Speaker 2 30:06

Oh my, god, yeah, okay, like resort, and I am legend right there and there with each other.

Speaker 3 30:09

Oh my god, yeah, okay, what, um, what types of survival tactics do you think you would be able to employ if you were in that situation? You think this is a safari. You think that you're just plucking off zombies and then all of a sudden, they are coming at you in droves. How do you? I? I think I know yours, tj, because I think I would do the same thing, but what would you do?

Speaker 2 30:36

run in one direction. They're on an island. Get a boat. They're right off the coast of africa.

Speaker 3 30:41

Let's go to fucking africa I think, in order to have avoided all of this fucking shit, I would have gone the guts route oh, the guts route, yeah I would have gone the guts route, I would have. I would have covered myself with guts and, instead of going through all the tunnels and all that shit, just ran my ass off and got as close as I can because clearly they can run in this one well, well, yeah, but hang on.

Speaker 1 31:07

Could they? You think they could? The thing about the tunnels was that that's a straight shot. They would have been running over difficult terrain and forests and hills.

Speaker 3 31:18

Would it? I thought it was just that it was.

Speaker 1 31:21

Because they talked about doing it over land and they're like there's no way we'll make it in time.

Speaker 3 31:25

Oh, okay, we have to do too many wines well then, even in the tunnels, I mean you're, you're covered, you smell like them, it's still better yeah, I would have made sure to stop by the gift shop and gotten one of the designer zombie skin coats you know true.

Speaker 1 31:38

Honestly, it's such a shame they didn't go to the gift shop.

Speaker 2 31:41

Should have went to the gift shop the truest tragedy.

Speaker 1 31:43

That's what knocks it down from s tier to.

Speaker 2 31:45

For me, yeah, they sell like necklaces that have been shot in the zombies.

Speaker 1 31:49

You know it's like a bullet wait, they sell like wait, there's hidden cameras that take your picture like on an amusement park, right that'd be fucking hilarious when you're like mid shooting on the gun dude.

Speaker 3 31:59

Oh on the gun it catches you when you're like that's not a bad idea, that's not a bad idea, right, that's a great, a great idea. I'm so smart I think that would be kind of cool. That would sell. Another thing is I know that you disagree, but another thing I would be fully in use of is fire. Fire clearly works against ghouls in all manner. So you set up barriers, barriers of fire.

Speaker 2 32:28

You light yourself on fire and and then they can't.

Speaker 1 32:30

Yeah, I've played enough video games to know. All that does is make zombies that are chasing you and on fire.

Speaker 2 32:39

That's way worse than zombies just chasing you Before they start.

Speaker 3 32:44

No, we can't co-mingle video games and movies. Okay, no, because the movies adhere to the original. The original was a. I took it always from the impression that zombies cannot see. Well, already their eyes are dead and they see something in front of them, that being fire, and they can't cross it.

Speaker 3 33:07

They're why, because to them it's just something's right there, somebody, something's in front of them and they're not smart enough to test it and say, hey, hey, wait, I could just walk through this. You know they, they stand on the outside of it and they see this barrier to them and they're not. They're not gonna push forward through it because it's it's a wall. It might as well just be a big wall. I can't walk through this thing.

Speaker 2 33:31

I go with the mindless zombies thing. They'll just walk through fire and they'll be on fire for a minute. They don't feel pain because all their nerve endings are fucking gone.

Speaker 3 33:41

But there's nothing in this lore that shows that they all respond to fire Every movie everywhere across the board.

Speaker 1 33:47

They always respond to fire, no Zombieland.

Speaker 3 33:51

What in Zombieland?

Speaker 1 33:52

In the very intro there's a zombie fireman chasing another fireman and the zombie fireman is on fire.

Speaker 3 33:59

Oh, but we didn't see what happened, we don't know what. Like he didn't necessarily run through a wall of fire.

Speaker 1 34:06

I don't think every movie follows that. Find one, I can necessarily run through a wall of fire. Yeah, I don't think every movie follows that find one. I can't think of an example at the moment, but a lot of zombie movies don't really deal with fire.

Speaker 3 34:14

I know it's a shame, but in everyone that you look at, you're gonna see that they all adhere to that lore where truth be told they don't walk through fire I think that's so stupid.

Speaker 1 34:24

I think that's so silly because that kind of counteracts what a zombie is. It doesn't have some innate primal instinct to avoid fire.

Speaker 3 34:31

Again, I don't think it's I'm avoiding fire.

Speaker 1 34:34

I like your argument that maybe to them it's like a wall, that's it.

Speaker 2 34:38

To be honest, that's more scary, like imagine you got a wall of fire around your complex and then they all just like this is just a fucking bunch of zombies and they all just like this is still fucking bunch of zombies and they all just stop right before the wall of fire fire slowly going down.

Speaker 3 34:54

yep gets to the bottom going that's fucking, that's scary yep, I think the only time we've ever seen them walk and press into things were like chain link fences, chain link fences, ranch fences, where there's more space than there's a barrier, and so they just kind of like pile up and it's like why am I being stopped? I don't know why I'm being stopped.

Speaker 2 35:14

And then they push through it Glass to glass to, I can't see it.

Speaker 3 35:18

And there, remember that their eyes are dead. They don't see. First they hear you, they smell you, then they see you and then they taste you.

Speaker 1 35:32

I get what you're saying. That does make sense, but I still feel like they just walk through fire.

Speaker 3 35:38

I haven't seen any movie that does that. They adhere to the. I see something in front of me. I cannot walk through it.

Speaker 2 35:45

You heard that viewers Write this down and then come back to us with another movie that shows them walking through fire.

Speaker 3 35:52

Yeah, yeah, actually for real. Please help me Do it Show me one where zombies walk through fire they're here.

Speaker 1 36:02

Who the zombies? I thought the gate would stop them.

Speaker 3 36:04

They knocked it down instantly how much time do we have? They're, they're already here we should have bought that beautiful los angeles dream house in that safe neighborhood that corinne showed us I know it was so much more defensible and Corinne would have had us moved in before the apocalypse. Do you think it's too late to call her now? I'll try.

Speaker 1 36:23

No, no, we should have called Corinne sooner.

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Speaker 3 36:28

Don't wait until it's too late. Call Corinne Salas today at 714-510-6443, and buy your Los Angeles dream house now. That's 714-510-6443. You can also find her on Instagram at nexthomebycorinne, or visit her website at corinnesalasnexthomegrandviewcom. That's C-O-R-I-N-N-E-S-A-L-A-S dot NextHomeGrandViewcom. It was a brilliant business plan and a great idea for a movie.

Speaker 1 37:04

Brilliant business plan.

Speaker 3 37:05

Okay, this is C-tier.

Speaker 1 37:08

You said great, the idea, you said great.

Speaker 2 37:10

The idea for the movie you said great, that's A C-tier.

Speaker 3 37:15

You've got one category out of seven. That was great. Everything else was yeah, awesome.

Speaker 1 37:20

That's all you need. No a for awesome. It wasn't awesome if you learn your alphabet. It was awesome. It was satisfactory with a c no, you said s okay, so satisfactory with a, c right.

Speaker 3 37:32

Yep, that's how you spell it.

Speaker 2 37:34

That's exactly how you spell it Catisfactory.

Speaker 3 37:36

Look, it's two against one.

Speaker 1 37:38

Okay, it's not my fault that I have two co-hosts with. I'm the host here. My say is what matters.

Speaker 3 37:44

Wait.

Speaker 1 37:46

This is an A-tier movie and I will accept nothing less from my episode. Hello everybody.

Speaker 2 37:52

Welcome back to what you Survived. I am the host. Tj, You're not going to steal my episode. Today we're talking about how Eric is utterly wrong about everything he's ever said.

Speaker 1 38:03

I what's his You're such a good Fallout player TJ.

Speaker 3 38:08

You are wrong, you are absolutely wrong.

Speaker 2 38:10

I am wrong. You're completely wrong, because I'm dog shit at Fallout In 30 minutes.

Speaker 1 38:15

I watched TJ die from fall damage three times.

Speaker 3 38:22

Wait, is he giving a thumbs up?

Speaker 2 38:24

No, he's to hold your phone.

Speaker 3 38:26

For those who can't see.

Speaker 2 38:26

I'm holding up a Vault boy and he's a phone holder.

Speaker 1 38:31

That's his purpose. He's from Vault 111.

Speaker 2 38:33

I prefer Vault 69.

Speaker 1 38:37

I like that was the sex experiment vault.

Speaker 3 38:39

I got to tell you the girl in the series, ella Pernel, pernel, she Pernel. She has to do some pretty crazy things right, I can't spoil things, but every kind of crazy thing that she is coming up against, I just love her little attitude.

Speaker 2 38:56

She's like well, okie dokie she just have you played the fallout games? No, I haven't. We should do some episodes on like him playing games for the first time. That'd be fucking great. Fallout 3 is like my favorite. Everybody's favorite is new vegas, and they won't shut the fuck up about it.

Speaker 3 39:16

Okay, you know one that I that I watched you play, that I kind of would be interested in playing. What was that? Paranormal one? Oh, really, um uh phasmophobia, phasmophobia really I I always thought, like that was so bizarre. It's a pretty fun game. I have too much faith to go and actually do fucking ghost hunting. Oh I don't, I would find what I don't want to find.

Speaker 1 39:48

I feel like I'd just be so bored.

Speaker 2 39:51

I want to go to a murder house. I don't.

Speaker 1 39:56

I don't even want to actually deal with that shit, like I don't even go to cemeteries, I I don't. I'm a little conflicted because it's like it's not that I don't believe in that stuff because obviously I don't want to fuck with it, but also like I think a lot of it is fabricated. Oh yeah, and so 99.99 chance you're gonna just go to some fake tourist um trap. But then there's the off chance that you do walk into a demon infested house and fuck with things.

Speaker 1 40:22

You don't want to mess with, and that's the plot of every horror movie, which is in paranormal one, that I would like to cover one day.

Speaker 3 40:28

I've never seen it and people have recommended it over and over again is uh, hell house llc? I've never even heard of it. Oh really, it's like a found, uh, found footage. You and people have recommended it over and over again. Is Hell House LLC? I've never even heard of it. Oh really, it's like a found footage. You and your found footage movies.

Speaker 3 40:41

So one thing I will say is I'm typically I always tell people and I say it tongue-in-cheek, I say it half-joking, I'm psychic and I say it because I have pretty good intuition most of the time on specific things, one being I knew something was up at a hotel I was staying at in new york it was. I was being woken up by things, right, I'm, I'm just like, oh, what is what is going on? And I I remember saying out loud I was like, oh, my god, is this place fucking uh built on a burial ground or something? I was joking. And then I opened the back window and there's a fucking cemetery right out back and I'm like, dude, I I the amount of times that I've been right about crap like that because of restlessness and the inability to sleep, uh, intrusive thoughts, things that are are thoughts that are not my own. I know they're not my own. I don't think like that. I don't have suicidal thoughts. I'm not like TJ.

Speaker 1 41:41

Wow, okay, throw TJ into the list. He said it.

Speaker 3 41:45

You said would you ever off yourself if you were bit by a zombie? He said I'd off myself if I didn't.

Speaker 1 41:53

I kind of forgot he said that. Alright, never mind.

Speaker 2 41:55

're justified let's, let's fucking. Let's set up cameras. Let's set up microphones. Let's.

Speaker 1 42:00

If there's an afterlife, I'll let you know this is gonna get so many views, guys, I'll let you know don't do it, because then we'd have to find another host and that would just be a lot of work for me maddie, I know he just passed, but we really need to get down to business you're in he tagged you before he went he tagged you.

Speaker 3 42:18

He said you're in in the in my will and he also, and he also wrote in there no tag backs yeah, if I leave you the title of host of, will you survive the podcast?

Speaker 2 42:29

I just put like a really famous person in my will. I'm like you got to do it. No tiebacks, Nice.

Speaker 3 42:36

I like that, lebron.

Speaker 2 42:36

James just.

Speaker 1 42:38

Hell yeah, no, not him. So here we go, welcoming LeBron James, the third host of Will you.

Speaker 2 42:42

Survive. Oh no, you know who would do it? Fucking Shaq, he'd be doing side quests. There you go, shaq on the podcast, so today we're watching, uh, the resort how would you even, uh, magnify his, his voice like that, that deep bass?

Speaker 3 43:03

I did, we'd have to get him a specialized microphone you'd have to have like, yeah, that motherfucker boom mic bro, if Shaq is going to be a a permanent member on the podcast, he's buying us SM7B mics. Oh, okay, yeah, you hear that, shaq, you're buying us the mics.

Speaker 1 43:19

Thanks Shaq.

Speaker 3 43:20

Because you know he listens.

Speaker 2 43:22

Of course you guys know that right, Shout out Big Diesel. You know, Mr O'Neal.

Speaker 3 43:25

Big.

Speaker 2 43:25

Diesel Superman.

Speaker 1 43:27

Shaq listens. I know Eminem listens.

Speaker 3 43:38

I listens. Um, I'm pretty sure bill burr listens. Bill burr, I'm getting so fucking funny I gotta, I gotta, send it out to uh zach snyder. Uh, I know george romero's gone rip.

Speaker 1 43:44

Yeah, uh, you know, snyder sometimes listens, sometimes doesn't, you know? Oh no, cool, you know what about brad pitt?

Speaker 3 43:50

have we gotten him on board yet?

Speaker 2 43:51

no, somebody's gotta work on that one, though. Now Rob Schneider, he listens.

Speaker 1 43:59

So Adam Sandler called the whole gang's in.

Speaker 3 44:02

I know I have Adam Sandler all over me trying to play my role in Patient Zero.

Speaker 2 44:08

We're already casted for Grown Ups 3. Actually.

Speaker 1 44:10

I think him and the Rock are kind of battling, they're fighting.

Speaker 3 44:14

I told them they have to have a physical fight.

Speaker 1 44:16

You get out yourself and I want to see the winner. Well, I have my money on someone, Mr Dwayne Johnson.

Speaker 2 44:21

if you're listening? Fuck you Whoa, Whoa Harsh Dog shit acting.

Speaker 1 44:26

What did he do to you? What Go?

Speaker 2 44:28

back to wrestling.

Speaker 1 44:29

I like the that was acting too. Dog water that was acting too.

Speaker 3 44:31

That was the best acting. He did Exactly Go back to that I like him and stuff.

Speaker 1 44:36

I actually went through a big rock phase. I mean I enjoy it. I liked him in Jumanji.

Speaker 3 44:40

I enjoy all of his movies he was okay in Jumanji, but you ruined him for me because then I went back and I started looking at everything TJ's right, every role. He's the same guy.

Speaker 2 44:50

Yeah, I've said this for a lot of actors.

Speaker 3 44:52

That's what I was saying I gave you credit. Don't get used to it, because I never fucking give credit.

Speaker 2 44:56

For shit. Like that I also steal jokes.

Speaker 3 45:00

I steal jokes like this one. You guys might know where this came from.

Speaker 2 45:04

Is it Bill Burr.

Speaker 3 45:05

No.

Speaker 2 45:06

So Donald Trump goes to hell.

Speaker 3 45:10

And does the whole joke again. What do you call an Asian? Dwayne Johnson?

Speaker 2 45:16

Dwayne, the Walk, the Walk Got it. That's pretty funny.

Speaker 3 45:24

I love it. That's fucking awful.

Speaker 1 45:25

What's it called, when the rock pees, what he's Dwayning his Johnson. Are you, dwayning your.

Speaker 2 45:33

Johnson, Are you Dwayning it? Yeah, fuck you. What happens? Fuck you.

Speaker 1 45:36

Dwayne Johnsonson. Are you dwayne it? Yeah, fuck you. What happened? Fuck you dwayne johnson, come at me, wow, you, you have a hatred for him, the way that corinne has a hatred for nick cage. Oh yeah, she can't stand it. I love nick cage exactly. Yeah, see, so that that's your irrational hatred for an actor. Who do you? Which actor do you irrationally?

Speaker 3 45:53

oh, it's not irrational he just it's irrational the rock is awesome, he sucks irrational hatred and I heard he's not a good person.

Speaker 2 46:02

He shows up late to set like eight hours late and shit.

Speaker 1 46:06

You would too if you were in bottles to give it like he gives it to like an intern working out. He's too busy working out. I bet you if you took one of those piss bottles it'd show a bunch of steroids too.

Speaker 2 46:16

Sorry, I'll stop hating on the Rock. What were you saying, alex?

Speaker 1 46:19

I bet you if you got one of those piss bottles and sold it, it would sell for a lot of money.

Speaker 3 46:24

Well, Eric asked me who my irrational hatred would be, and I really cannot think of anybody. I don't have an actor that I'm like I don't really dislike any actor that much yeah, I will say like okay, this is no, anybody my wife like fawns over, okay, if she gives me any kind of like, oh I like, then no, I just absolutely hate him, which I'm glad she's never like gone crazy over ryan reynolds because that would hurt.

Speaker 2 46:48

It would hurt my heart to have to cut him out of my life you should cut alex saying like most loved, like actor, like have him say robin williams and we're like oh my god, robin williams are you serious?

Speaker 1 47:00

everybody loves robin. Why would you say that you hate robin?

Speaker 2 47:04

why would you hate robin williams?

Speaker 3 47:07

that's insane you celebrated in 2013 wow what you go there, geez, do you know? Why do you know? Why do you know why he made fun of the twin towers?

Speaker 1 47:18

and it was the same year. No, that's because he's, it was the year after I thought it was december 2020, 2001 it was september 2002, oh all right. Well, at least he waited for the one year anniversary it was live in broadway 2002, but I mean, maybe it was filmed in 2001 no, but I, I, I, I can't think of an actor, I'm sure there's one I am sure there's an actor that I just absolutely cannot stand mine for no reason mine it's.

Speaker 1 47:47

I really don't dislike the guy. I actually love the guy, like as a person. I think he's overrated, but it's personal and I know it's just a personal opinion and I know everybody's gonna hate me for it. So I want to be clear. I know I'm wrong on this one. Okay, I don't really like jack black as an actor, oh, but I think he's so funny, like well, I think he's so cool as a guy. I think he's a really cool guy and I think he's so cool as a guy. I think he's a really cool guy and I think he's naturally a very funny guy. But his movies I don't really like most of them. I liked him in Jumanji, but it's because he was playing a 17-year-old girl and I thought that was really funny.

Speaker 2 48:27

I can't say I'm a fan of Jack Black.

Speaker 1 48:30

Okay, I felt like this was going to be way more controversial. Yeah, I mean, I like Jack Black, but like he, okay I felt like this is gonna be way more controversial.

Speaker 2 48:35

Well, yeah, I mean, I like jack, I'm with you, I'm not like a. I love his movies, type dude, you know yeah, I'm with you, tj.

Speaker 3 48:39

I don't hate him, I don't have anything against him. I just I can't tell you other than gulliver's travels. I can't tell you a movie of his that I've watched school of rock. Oh, I'm, I've, I've seen. I don't I couldn thing.

Speaker 1 48:52

Okay, so most people quote School of Rock as like oh my God, you don't like Jack Black. Are you fucking kidding me? What about School of Rock?

Speaker 3 48:58

I can't even think of a quote from School of Rock I don't know that movie.

Speaker 1 49:02

it was a cool movie.

Speaker 3 49:03

I know I've seen parts of it. I know I've probably seen most of it.

Speaker 2 49:08

I know a quote that's of rock. You know they say it right at the end.

Speaker 1 49:11

You know I've never seen school of rock I don't oh I guess this guy he's like.

Speaker 3 49:17

I looked up a spark notes of it really quick, I should say uh, I should say um I looked up quotes on imdb, jumanji I did see jumanji, um, but I mean, I I really didn't even pay attention to the fact that that was him oh, okay.

Speaker 1 49:31

Well, I thought that was gonna be way more controversial, so I'm happy and it's gone full circle, back to you hating Robin Williams. Why did he bring it up? Alex, I'm bringing it up.

Speaker 3 49:42

Do you know why?

Speaker 1 49:43

It's too soon. Do you want to know why it's too?

Speaker 3 49:44

soon I'll tell you why.

Speaker 1 49:46

Are you trying to break America's heart? He? Broke my heart so true, that's so deep guys that was he.

Speaker 3 49:52

He did the most. He did the most selfish act. He took himself away from me and he knew, he knew what that was gonna do to me.

Speaker 1 50:00

He knew what that would do to me how much it would hurt me what that was gonna do to me I just thought of who it was who you hate yeah, I mean, and I can't even say hate irration Like this is I irrationally dislike him. Can I take my guess? Yeah, is it Timothee Chalamet.

Speaker 3 50:18

No, I don't know who that is.

Speaker 1 50:19

Oh, I kind of felt like it would be who is? That the guy from Dune.

Speaker 2 50:23

He's from the new Wonka movie. I never watched it. I never watched that Wonka.

Speaker 3 50:43

But you know what I'll?

Speaker 2 50:43

look him up, it's Timothee Chalamet.

Speaker 3 50:44

No, it will grind a lot of people's gears, because I know most people will not agree with me, but it's Jim Carrey and it's not him as an actor necessarily. It's that all of his parts are the exact same when he was Ace Ventura, if you're old enough to remember he was Fire Marshal Bill. It was the same character, he just did things differently.

Speaker 2 51:02

Let me tell you something.

Speaker 3 51:05

It was the same guy.

Speaker 2 51:07

I feel like that's just actors though I think it's like a Nick Cage thing where he tones up and tones down himself for each role, but it's still him.

Speaker 3 51:16

Okay, I'll tell you this he he shook me to my core in um spots, spotless mind, um. I forget the name of that one, but he was. It was a serious role of his well, I mean another serious eternal sun spot. Eternal sunshine um that he was.

Speaker 1 51:34

He was the truman show, right? Yes, that's the other one I was thinking. Well, I mean another serious Jim Carrey Eternal Sunshine. He was the Truman Show, right? Yes, that's the other one I was thinking of.

Speaker 3 51:38

Truman Show's banger Love that movie. That's another one that he was not the same. I mean he was Jim Carrey through most of it, but then I actually was rooting for him at the end when he walked out of the dome.

Speaker 1 51:51

I like Jim Carrey, but I know what you mean.

Speaker 3 51:55

That's my guy. It wasn't and it's not an irrational hatred of him or anything like that, especially not as an actor, but the things I've heard him say in interviews and things like that, I'm like he just annoys the shit out of me.

Speaker 1 52:07

Really but.

Speaker 3 52:08

I like his movies. I just watched the Mask last night.

Speaker 1 52:12

He was the Grinch.

Speaker 3 52:14

I like the Grinch. He was Ebenezer Scrooge in A Christmas Carol.

Speaker 2 52:20

I got my first kiss after that movie. Really yeah, she hit me up a little bit ago, like a month ago, and she looks like she's pretty busted looking. I'm going to be 100%.

Speaker 1 52:32

Oh man.

Speaker 2 52:32

I take it back you take the kiss back.

Speaker 1 52:36

I take the kiss back. That's brutal. Her teeth are fucked. That's brutal. Well, my teeth take offense to that.

Speaker 3 52:42

Sorry, the movie was called Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Speaker 2 52:47

Mmm, that sounds familiar. I don't know if I've seen it. It was harsh.

Speaker 3 52:51

Anywho the resort.

Speaker 1 52:53

Well, actually we're coming up on an hour Do you want me to hit them with our socials. Yeah, we've got an Instagram, a Facebook, a TikTok and a Pinterest All that you can find at. Will you survive the podcast? We have an email and it is.

Speaker 3 53:10

Theboys at will you survive? The podcast dot com.

Speaker 1 53:14

And we also have an X, and that would be.

Speaker 3 53:17

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Speaker 2 53:19

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Speaker 3 53:19

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Speaker 1 53:24

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Speaker 2 53:26

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Speaker 3 53:36

My feet pics.

Speaker 1 53:36

Yeah I'm, I'm selling feet pics on my only fans at alex salazar no, this is.

Speaker 3 53:41

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Speaker 1 53:43

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Speaker 2 53:53

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Speaker 3 53:58

Yeah, they will tell you which one is apparently me.

Speaker 2 54:04

Anyways, this has been. Will you Survive the Podcast. Thank you for listening. Until next time, be alive, thank you.