Strap in as Deputy Dane takes us on a journey through the uncharted territories of his dangerous and unpredictable world. From confronting death and abuse to fighting for justice and equality, he gives us a no-holds-barred account of his experiences and the life-altering events that have shaped his perspective. We share a slice of life from the law enforcement world, demystifying misconceptions about phone usage, the rigors of the training, and the essence of community service.
We push the conversation further and delve into the fascinating trend of people seeking diagnoses for various disorders. From Hitler's obsession with perfection to the worrying trend of disorder diagnoses, we explore the profound implications of this phenomenon. Adding to the intrigue, we share a live DUI test interaction that throws light on the complex layers of identity and societal expectations.
Lastly, we take a moment to express our gratitude for our listeners, their unwavering support, and their contribution towards our success. Amidst the chaos, we discuss our plans to give back during the holiday season and the heartfelt reasons behind our cause. So join us on this exploration of life, law enforcement, disorders, and more.
Thank you all for all the support! I couldn't do this without everyone's support! Please have a great week and stay safe! Please check out our Patreon to support us and help us grow! https://www.patreon.com/DEPUTYDANE
Strap in as Deputy Dane takes us on a journey through the uncharted territories of his dangerous and unpredictable world. From confronting death and abuse to fighting for justice and equality, he gives us a no-holds-barred account of his experiences and the life-altering events that have shaped his perspective. We share a slice of life from the law enforcement world, demystifying misconceptions about phone usage, the rigors of the training, and the essence of community service.
We push the conversation further and delve into the fascinating trend of people seeking diagnoses for various disorders. From Hitler's obsession with perfection to the worrying trend of disorder diagnoses, we explore the profound implications of this phenomenon. Adding to the intrigue, we share a live DUI test interaction that throws light on the complex layers of identity and societal expectations.
Lastly, we take a moment to express our gratitude for our listeners, their unwavering support, and their contribution towards our success. Amidst the chaos, we discuss our plans to give back during the holiday season and the heartfelt reasons behind our cause. So join us on this exploration of life, law enforcement, disorders, and more.
Thank you all for all the support! I couldn't do this without everyone's support! Please have a great week and stay safe! Please check out our Patreon to support us and help us grow! https://www.patreon.com/DEPUTYDANE
Warning, warning. Warning this content may be sensitive to some. If you feel the need to leave, it is completely understandable. Content may contain examples of death, suicide, sexual content and other shit. We don't know what we're gonna get into. This is not to offend anyone or upset anyone on purpose. This isn't your typical deputy dane, so listen at your own risk. Sit back and enjoy. Good morning everybody. Welcome to the deputy dane morning show. I appreciate all y'all for being here. We got some stuff to get into. I really don't know what we're gonna get into, but we'll get into something. Sit back. Oh, oh, yep, there's the sirens. I think we're all gonna be detained. Sit back and enjoy the show. Good morning everybody. Welcome to the deputy dane morning show. I'm glad you guys are here.
Speaker 1:It's been a crazy week. We've had a lot. Why are we echoing? That is not good. I don't know why we're echoing. What in the hell is going on? Oh, hold on. Excuse me one second. There we go. I don't know. We had some T pain stuff going on, so now you guys get to hear some T pain stuff. Hello, okay. So we've had some crazy weather, a bunch of ups and downs, a bunch of people getting sick. Our babies are finally getting better, which is awesome. Right now we are live. There's everybody in live. Samantha just said yay.
Speaker 1:Sawdustninja asked what we're donating for. We're gonna be donating for this week. We're gonna do some pretty big things I'm excited about. I've got vacation time that I have to use. I have to burn this vacation time. So what we're gonna do on this vacation time is we are going to do the dreaded sell out of me doing battles and staying on there, being that guy that I don't really appreciate all the time. I'm gonna do it. We're gonna raise money for big things this week we have. There's a few things we're looking into. I'll talk to my wife and see if she knows any families that are in need or anything like that. What we're planning on doing is helping families.
Speaker 1:There's also a homeless center here in our area that they don't necessarily have to be homeless. Kaylee and I have been donating a lot of baby hand-me-downs that we have. There's a family right now that's living out of a car and this homeless place is helping them out. Kaylee and I are giving everything we can baby-wise hand-me-downs that we can. It's our doing our little part. Money's tight in our family, so we're doing what we can do to help the family out. But they're expecting a baby, baby's on the way. I guess they had no problem making it happen in the car, but hey, kudos to them. I'm a big dude. The cars have never been really my thing. I can't really make the cars work for me like that. But hey, there's another baby on the way, so they found a way to make it work. So we're going to be helping that family's one of them. Our Walmart has a wishing tree where they have little ornaments on a tree where people wish for things. You can buy gifts off there and give it to them. We also have last night I dealt with a best way to put it is an advocacy center. If you don't know what that is, it's a sad deal.
Speaker 1:A lot of these children that go to these places go to these places because of the things that have happened in their life, whether it be rape, abuse, whatever it is. There's men and women that are specialized in talking to these children and getting these children to open up. To get them to open up, for to get them to pretty much open up to them, they're trained in. They're called forensic interviewers. I have to get to go through the forensic interviewer class. I'll never be a forensic interview unless I go work at one of these centers. It's a good class to take to actually learn how to talk to these kids, get these kids to open up. The best thing about it is these. Actually these interviewers are good at interviewing suspects. They're interviewing really anybody. It's awesome to watch them work. But it's sad that you're watching an art. But this art that you're watching is because some child had to suffer in their life before any. You should never suffer at these ages. Nothing should happen to these children. There should not be children suffering like this the way that they do. It's sad and it just hurts to hear the pain in these kids. It's rough, it really is. What was cool about this center is recently I took some kids there. As I'm going there, the lady meets us at the door and she hears one of the kids get out of my car saying hey, can we get food? I'm hungry, I haven't eaten so immediately as soon as we walk into the place, the lady that runs the place orders around a pizza for everybody.
Speaker 1:Normally, on these kinds of calls, you normally have child protective services, law enforcement, such as myself, or other deputies or police officers and they go out there as well and we're out there for hours. Then you got to set up these interviews and these interviews sometimes happen that day, sometimes they happen another day, you never really know. So luckily we were able to squeeze them in, but it was like four hours after being there, five hours after being there All together it was like eight, about seven hours after I originally arrived on scene, we go to this place. So seven hours later we go to this place and I haven't had anything to drink, haven't had anything to eat. The drinking was my mistake. I was actually out here working on the farm, got called into this and just jumped in my car and went. When I heard what the call was, I didn't take the time to fill up my water bottle. My mistake, rookie mistake. It happens Sometimes we mess up that way. So I went to the call. Then we go to there. We go to the advocacy center.
Speaker 1:Long story short, I'm there a couple hours while they do their thing and in these areas. So there's like a living room in these areas. So in this living room you have like a TV, you have toys, you have games and on the shelves this place, which I freaking loved, had a bunch of unopened stuffed animals pillow cases, pillows, blankets, just stuff to make a kid feel at home, make a kid feel special. And at the end of it these kids got to keep whatever stuffed animal they picked. So that was a cool deal.
Speaker 1:These kids are dealing with so much. They're going to talk to somebody they don't know about an incident that's awful to them and they don't even want to tell their parents about. And if their parents are involved, they definitely can't tell their parents about it. But these kids are dealing with so much and just to see a small glimmer of happiness in their eyes while they sit there and look at this toy is amazing. And to see this place take the time to take every little delicate idea, take every little delicate thing into consideration. For these kids it could be a place hey go, sit here, we're going to watch, you can watch Netflix, whichever you want, but there you go.
Speaker 1:As soon as we walked in, they had snacks, they had drinks, they had whatever these kids want, and a lot of the times these kids don't get these things. You're getting kids that come from homes that they don't get snacks like this. They don't get snacks like this. They don't get treated this way. They don't get toys on a regular basis, they don't get things Not saying this family was that way, but just to see a pack of cookies make a kid happy, it's rough to see. So it was cool to actually get to see that this place took everything in consideration.
Speaker 1:So next to this room is another room and that's normally where your investigators go, anybody that's dealing with it. We go in there and there's cameras on these rooms and these rooms are being recorded so you can hear what's being said, you can see what's being said, and then the interviewer brings them to another room. They interview in that room and in that room they kind of go a little bit more into detail with the kid to get them to open up, because it's a one-on-one situation. Again, these people are trained in doing this, but just to see these kids happy for a second. You know if you would have taken me from my house for that many hours to a random place and make me watch TV, that in a place I don't feel comfortable, I'm hungry, I don't know these people. Why am I here? I'm not going to be in the best moods, but these kids took it like a champ. They're sitting there, they're watching movies, they enjoyed the movies, they enjoyed the snacks, they enjoyed the toys and they did what they needed to do and they did it. Amazing.
Speaker 1:The way that some of these kids step up and the bravery that it takes for them to step up is astronomical. And to see an agency like the one we went to put everything into thought was absolutely amazing. When I started looking around, they had everything. They had shelves full of everything, even for the investigators, for us. They had pens, they had paper, they had this, they had that. They gave me a lice kit just to be safe. They gave me bed bug spray for my car just to be safe. They thought of everything for the kids, the investigators, for everybody involved. It was just amazing to see.
Speaker 1:So how awesome would it be that we could raise money to help out stuff like that, to get these kids gifts like that, because you know it costs money and a lot of these agencies they don't have the kind of money everybody thinks. They do a lot of donations, they do a lot of that, but a lot of people think that, oh well, they just do this stuff for kids because the government pays for it. None of the government doesn't pay for all that stuff. Someone has to pay for it. So that's kind of our plan this week. So if you get into any of my stuff this week you can call me a sale out, you can do whatever, but as long as we're helping a couple families how amazing is that I'm pretty pumped about it.
Speaker 1:I talked to my wife. She's pumped about it. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun, no matter what. We're gonna get some naysayers. We always get naysayers. You're gonna get people mad, you know.
Speaker 1:Just like the other day we had a guy come in my life and it makes me realize that people think that, like even your street and local cops, people think that we're like some secret agent for the government and we know everything that's going on with everything. This guy, he was very upset, very upset that I was doing live while I was on duty. I was still working. I was running traffic. There was no calls my radio's on Guys. There's downtime. It's not IPD, it's not cops, it's not blue bloods, it's not any of that. There is downtime. I'm still working. I'm in an area a lot of my job's being seen. What's the difference between me on TikTok, interacting with the community, interacting with public relations, or just sitting there watching Netflix at a corner waiting for something to happen.
Speaker 1:I would much rather do what I'm doing and maybe change one person's thought about law enforcement every day, or maybe make one person's day a little bit better, isn't that? My job is also to help people. They don't have to be in my community. How awesome is it that we could help somebody across the world that's having a bad day and we don't know how close they are to doing something dumb. So it's a cool deal and I don't understand why people just they're so upset about it. But this guy his comment was, if we want, we could dump that officer's phone, and when we dump his phone because he's on duty, we can get every message he sends, every video. He sends everything. Guys, I don't have anything to hide. I have nothing to hide what you're gonna get. I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna get.
Speaker 1:Normally, around, I'm gonna go to work. Normally I go into work around four to six am, about seven am. I'm gonna get a picture from my wife and my babies and on that picture it's gonna tell me what they're doing. Oh, this is how they went. Baby girl didn't wake up too well, baby boy woke up pissed off, baby girl woke up wet, and that's normally what it's gonna be. And then later on there's gonna be another picture and I'm gonna tell her I love her and I love the babies. There's gonna be another picture of my baby. Throughout the day we spend a lot of stuff back and forth and then at the end of the day it's gonna be like, hey, on your way home, can you stop and get this? Hey, can you do this on your way home? Or hey, on the way home, I have to go here, so I'm gonna be a little bit later. Or hey, I got called out, I'm gonna be a little bit later.
Speaker 1:I don't know what people think we're gonna be on our phones Like I'm not gonna be. Like hey, red Team Six, red Team Six, go around the house, red Team Six, go around the house. Blue Team will be on there. Blue Team, red Team, meet up together. We will meet up. We'll take down Charlie. Charlie will be over there in the bushes and bushes going down Bush C, bush C. That's Charlie. Ready on Pineapple Express? We'll go, ready, pineapple Express, everyone go. I don't know what people think our phones are gonna have. I don't understand, but I don't know. We are normal people. If you talk to these normal officers, we are normal people. We don't have secret code to each other. Like, every now and then you get that one rookie that's very eager. I still have a rookie.
Speaker 1:1021 means like, are you available for a phone call or can you call me? Hey, can you give me a 21? Are you available for a 21? I don't even say 1021, I go 21. I'll be like, hey, dispatch, check your 21. There's no. There's no at 1021,. Can you 1021, dispatch 1021? I don't do that. Well, I've got a rookie and he'll still text me. He texts me 10. Hey, you're available for 1021, but like, dude, could you just call me? Like you don't have to sit here, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Every now and then there's your code talk. You get a rookie that is overzealous and they're gonna just pop up with these 10 codes, like we use 10 codes on a regular basis. But I mean it is what it is you mean. But I mean I started out in the jail and a lot of places.
Speaker 1:You start out in the Sheriff's office the most of the time you start out in the jail and you work in the jail. You work your way up and you're scared to work hard, because if you work hard, you're scared they're not gonna promote you and then you'll be stuck in the jail. The best thing they say is bust your ass in the jail every day. Go to work, be the best jail that they've ever had, because that's gonna be the best way to make your way up. Go in there, go, I'm gonna be the best I can. You're gonna piss people off. You're gonna go in. You're gonna piss people off because they're like why is this guy always working so hard, making me look dumb? No, I'm trying to make you work harder, so maybe you'll be better. I did it. I worked in the jail, worked my way up, made it to the road, loved the road.
Speaker 1:I don't like working in the jail, but it's part of it. So that's the best way to start in the Sheriff's office and you learn so much. You learn how to talk to people. You also learn that people make mistakes, and they're actually really good people, they're great people. They make mistakes, but you don't have to punish them more than in order to be punished. They're in jail for a reason, and if you work in a jail.
Speaker 1:You gotta stay fair and consistent. Don't be a dickhead one day and they'll be nice to the next. Don't do that. Stay fair, stay consistent and be on point. Just don't be like one day, yes, I'll give you an extra cookie, and the next day be like, no, I don't give you any cookies. Don't do that. There's no reason for that. Give the guy the cookie. If you don't wanna give him two cookies, give him two cookies. I don't know. I don't understand why some people find a reason to be dicks on these things, but they do. I don't know, but I don't know.
Speaker 1:And then when you make it up to the road, you really have to put your mind into training. I used to when I was younger. It was like training. Why are we training every week? Why are we doing this? Training, training, training's for nobody's? We'll get in this or they'll be like oh, I remember when I was in the fire department we would be working on something like I've never used that. Why would we be training that? And guess what you're gonna get as soon as you say some stupid comment like that, that is what you're gonna get. You are gonna get that thing that you said you don't need to train for it, because you never get that call and it happens. And the best thing about training is when you train and train and train and train, it happens. There's plenty of times I get on a call. The call will be done. It'll be like what happened. It'll be like, well, dude, you just did CPR on a guy for a while. I'm like oh, oh, my bad, he's like no man. He's breathing, like oh, that's cool. And it's just because the training you have to train.
Speaker 1:I used to like I said I hated it, I hated it. But then I realized the stuff that I didn't train on. We get that call. I'm having to sit there and read instructions. Okay, what do I need to do here? To start engine pump primer twice, okay, okay. And then it says now, put on full choke. Oh, full choke, get around full choke. What's the next thing to say? Okay, now start it, but make sure you start it within five seconds of priming or it'll be worthless. Ah, it took me longer than that to read it. Okay, so prime, trash and put full choke in and pull. Now, I flooded it, son of a. But if you learn how to do it, where you can just go out there and start a chainsaw. This is back when I was in the fire department. I started chainsaw. You're done, you're ready to go. Shit's moving when it comes to law enforcement wise.
Speaker 1:There's so many guys that they watch all these shooting videos. They watch all these. You know all your big channels. They watch all these channels on how awesome these guys are at shooting, but they never go shoot. They shoot one time a year when they have to qualify, and that's it For the longest time. I was doing a lot of that. Yeah, that's doing a lot of that, but there's stopped that call. And then I realized I can't be doing that. You have to spend more ammo, or you have to spend more money on ammo and just actually train and train, and train. And then that's what I had to start doing. And you see all these guys that watch all these videos. Oh, bad ass, that dude's a bad ass. I mean, I can do all the shooting, but when you take them to the range, they're shooting my target next to theirs. I'm like what are you doing, dude? Stop shooting my target. You got to train and then you have the other people inside of it In the academy.
Speaker 1:You have to score on range day. I think it's like 80. Hell, I don't remember 80? You score an 80, something like that, and they hound you on don't score 100. Don't score 100, because if you score 100 and then you miss someone in the field, they'll be like, well, how did you get marksman 100 in the academy? But you didn't. I think that's a bag of dicks. I really do. You get certain people that they're stuck on that. I don't know what the hell the deal is with that, but they're stuck on it and then they'll be like no, you can't do that Kind of don't score it, because if you miss it they'll take you to court and you'll get sued because you missed on the road but you didn't miss in the academy. There's two different. If you can't notice the difference between a target that's paper and someone that's shooting at you and the reason you missed, we got other issues. Okay, if they can't figure it out. So if you shoot 100 in the academy, kudos to you.
Speaker 1:I was never that guy. I would shoot like 90s, upper 90s, lower 90s, it shit those days. We had one day when I was in the academy that I was shooting like the 60s. It was freezing rain. You're outside, you're doing pushups, you're doing this, you're shooting, you're doing this. And it was like God damn, dude, this is awful, but it's what's going to happen in the street. Not every day is perfect. There's not going to be no windage, nobody out, perfectly clear, no cloud in sight and the dude standing there with his arms straight out going get me. It's not going to be that. So what it'll be is they're moving, they're gunning, they're running, they're shooting, wind's going to be going, sun's going to be in your eyes.
Speaker 1:Last night on the call, I'm sitting there having to worry about a suspect. We're not really suspect. Okay, I have to worry about a dude at the house, but he's in the sun. So I'm like trying to look at him and I can't see him. I'm like what the hell is going on? I can't see his eyes. And then you're having to do that. So, yeah, you just got to train, you got to train and get better and get better and get better. So if you shoot a hundred and if they try to sue you in court because you missed a do, that was shooting. It's just a whole different, a whole different ball game.
Speaker 1:And I've never, I've never, understood that mentality. I did understand the mentality of don't be the top of the class and don't be the bottom of the class. I understood that I don't want to be a top class. I was never going to be a top of the class. Academically I was good. Some of these dudes that just got out of recon Marines that are going to Academy with me, I'm not going to keep up with them, but academically I did fine. Then you would get into the dudes that were like well, don't be the bottom of the class. Well, I wouldn't be the bottom class, I'm going to make sure not the bottom class.
Speaker 1:So there's always people that are going to be naysayers and no matter what you do, there's going to be people say don't swear a hundred, don't do this, don't get a perfect driving score. So if you ever get in a wreck they'll be like oh, he scored a perfect driving score, so now how would he get in a wreck? Just do you be the best you can, but you want to be the top of class and make yourself. Look out, go ahead, because you're going to bring more attention to yourself. I stayed low for like six weeks and no jokes. I had friends doing flag duty every. No, I'm not doing flag duty. I don't want to do nothing. I'm going to come to Academy doing supposed to go home.
Speaker 1:So yeah, train, train, train, shoot. Whatever you shoot at the Academy, do whatever you can do in the Academy, be the best you can. And if you start in the jail, bust your ass in the jail. Work your, work your way up and make it happen. Don't be that guy that goes in the jail and goes well, I'm never going to get promoted. I'm just going to do the bare minimum that I can do and then hopefully one day they'll move me up. You know, don't do that, don't, don't, don't do that. And when you make it to the road we're seeing, we're seeing a lot of these rookies come out that have no drive, they have no ambition, they have no want to do anything. They want to do what they see on TV. They want to see guys jumping out of helicopters, but that dude can't even get in a helicopter and hook himself up to a rope. So I don't know what he's saying is going to do that. They see these snipers shooting stuff, but then, as they're shooting, that's a good point.
Speaker 1:Trauma Training does make it natural and automatic, and it does. It does make it natural and automatic. When you get there and things happen to you, you're ready for it. You got to stay on it. When you're on the road, try to be the best you can. Don't be that guy that goes to every call, does a three sentence report and there's the bare minimum.
Speaker 1:If you don't want to be a detective, you don't be investigator, cool, don't. But be a badass. If you want to do all these separate, like separate things, such as sorry, doing a. This is hard. I've got the lives going and I'm trying to read comments and I shouldn't, but it is what it is. If you want to be canine, you have to work your way up to canine. If you want to be a detective, you have to work your way up to investigations. If you want to be a CIT officer, kudos to you. I don't want to do it. Been down that road. I don't like it. It's not for me. I don't. My kid gloves don't fit anymore, so I can't do it. Kudos to those people. You got it. So go in, bust your ass, be the best you can, and that's how you need those specialty things.
Speaker 1:I've seen a lot of these rookies come in and they'll be like I'm like what do you want to get in today? Oh, nothing, like no dude. Like what do you want to get into? Do you want to pull over cars today and see if we can get any drugs? Uh, I guess I don't like shers when they say sure, that's to me is saying no. Okay, man, do you want to go, like see if we can go bust the bad neighborhood? Sure, like no, no, there's no, sure, there's no sure. I need to know. I want to get out there. I want to kick in some doors. I want to have fun, I want to do this. You see too many, too many that they just want to come in and they want to go to say, hey, I'm a cop. They can say I have a badge, they can say this stuff. But if you look as a whole, that's where whole country's headed People are wanting to get paid $20 an hour to flip burgers instead of busting their ass and making it to where they could do better.
Speaker 1:If we make the lowest job there is out there nothing against. If you flip burgers nothing against. If you're a fry cook, nothing against that at all. We need everybody to make this world go round. But if we gave the lowest job out there a good amount of money to where they never have to better themselves. They're not going to.
Speaker 1:You started out. I started out working at Fast Food Restaurant. I worked two jobs. When I was 13 years old, I worked at a Fast Food restaurant and I umpired baseball and I did both of them because I wanted to better myself. I want to keep getting stuff. I had cool stuff. I got girls I want to go to.
Speaker 1:When I was impressed I couldn't even get a car yet, so I had a sweet ass huffy. I think it was sweet to have the little things on it when it would roll and it would sound like little beads and it would go and just amazing, amazing. But if you teach someone, hey, you can get the bare minimum, but get a crazy amount. Uh, no, no, banana seed, no God, no, that was like a Schwinn. Um, I didn't even have a huffy. I had a mongoose. Bad bitch was crazy. That mongoose was a beast.
Speaker 1:Um, you give this guy that's doing the bare minimum. Only going to work probably calls in half his shifts. But if you give him a wage more than people that are busting their ass, why would someone bust their ass to make this country better? Why would someone bust their ass to make the community better? Why would someone bust their ass to make themselves better when this guy that goes home, smokes pot every night, plays video games, still lives in his parents' house and sits there and do all the stupid stuff they want to do? I have no problem about all this stuff. If you want to smoke weed and do your thing, I don't care. But if you want to do nothing to society, nothing to your community, nothing to your friends, your family, and you don't want to help them out, you just want to go to the bare minimum, you call in half your shifts and you want to make a wage more than I make. That's wild to me, Wild to me. So it just it kills me. And that's where we're headed. And it just and I see it in every rookie we get. I have yet, in three, four years, have a rookie come in and bust their ass. I have yet to see a rookie come in and go. I'm ready. I want to go kicking some doors. I want to go pull some cars over.
Speaker 1:When I made it to the road, I was in my 30s On the fire department. When I was 19 years old, just getting on the department. I wanted to call nonstop. I hated not having a call. I wanted to party. I wanted to have fun. I wanted to get into anything. Let's go. I wanted to do this shit. Let's have fun. Let's fight fires. Let's go save people. Let's pull people out of cars. Let's do everything we have to do to help. And it's not like that In law enforcement. I had already been in. I've already been a first responder for 14 years. When I made it to well, it was less than that. It was about 10, 12 years, 12 years. I was a first responder even before becoming a cop. So I've already had 12 years of let's go do the fun, fun stuff. And I still wanted to get in shit. Nowadays it doesn't happen.
Speaker 1:When I first made it to the road, I wanted to pull over every car, not because of speed, not because of riding tickets, because that was a way to get in the door. That's a way to see what they got going on. There's a way to see if they have drugs, and it was a way to get shit going. You could get into a lot of fun. You can get into a lot of crazy times.
Speaker 1:The routine traffic stops, they say in the media aren't routine. You never know what you're going to get. You might get a dude that's showing you nude photos of his girlfriend while the back seat is buzzing because he's got something back there that's. I'm wondering why it's only in his car and not hers. But that's beside the point. You never know what you're going to get. And then like right here, 17 year old starter landscape business making 50 plus an hour Seeing that's what I'm saying. I started out lawn care as well. I had a lawn care business when I was a kid. I owned a lawn care business. Right now, if you call my cell phone, my answering machine is still my lawn care business. It's like fireman lawn care. We'll take the heat out of your summer, elite.
Speaker 2:Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1:I appreciate that If we give everybody just hand shit out to people, nothing is going to get better, nothing. No one's going to bust it to be better. No one's going to help the community out more. No one's going to help anybody else out. It's all about hey, what can I do so I can get the bare minimum? Go home and be good with it, and that's where we're heading these other, these rookies, are headed. So I don't know if you make it to the road, bust your ass, get out there, go pull cars over, learn how to talk to people. That's one thing. When you're a rookie, pulling cars over is how you can learn how to talk with people, interact with people. It's a way that you can learn how the community works and get everything going. It's okay, had a brain fart, but now we're back.
Speaker 1:There was a good point Kyle made up in our live and it was what about the parents that are holding the kids back? And that happens a lot. It happens a lot. Then we see it all the time nowadays. A lot of it is. It's a different era. When Kyle was growing up, I'm sure it was a little bit different. It was just parents are just not pushing because of a learning disability, not pushing because it's easier. But nowadays, look how bad it's gotten.
Speaker 1:I see kids with tablets and cell phones. At an age that I couldn't even imagine using a tablet or cell phone, I still had a damn Tomagachi pet that would die all the time because I couldn't give any damn water or food. They were playing with that little Tomagachi and they're like I died again. Oh crap, I'm irresponsible. And these kids have cell phones. They have, they have that's a lot of cows. They have the world in their hands. They are seeing shit they should never see. At an age that I couldn't even imagine. I'm seeing kids watching videos that I could imagine. I was playing in the sand, I used to love playing in the sand. I'd be playing in the sand, I'd be building tunnels, I'd be building little towns, I'd be building everything. And these kids are watching videos that you can't even fathom. When a five year old tells me they know what two girls one cup is, that is mind blowing to me, absolutely absurd to me. I saw that in my mid twenties and I was. I was traumatized in my twenties. And you have kids seeing this stuff and that's it's. It's crazy. But now I dealt with this.
Speaker 1:I dealt with this recently. There was a family, there was a kid, and they said that this kid had ODD. They had all these other diagnosis and all this stuff and they gave this kid an absurd amount of pills and if you had to talk to the kid the kid would be like I don't remember. Well, no shit, you're giving this kid so many pills.
Speaker 1:Odd is a bag of dicks. To me, odd is and I'm going to piss people off with this I don't believe in ODD. I think ODD is the biggest crock of shit there is. Odd is let's look up the actual. It's like obedient defiant disorder. Let's see ODD disorder. What is this? Oppositional defiant disorder? Odd are uncooperative, defiant and hostile towards peers, parents, teachers and other authority figures. What that says is they don't want to be told no. That's what it is. They don't like to be told no and the parents never told them no. That's what ODD is, and I'm dealing with this on a regular basis In schools.
Speaker 1:Now, what diagnosis they have? Iup, I don't know. They have these new classes I never even heard of Back when I was going through school is either you're in regular school or you were. I don't even know how to say the word anymore, because people are going to autism classes. That's the best way I can say it without somebody being mad, I don't know. So you're either in the regular classes or you're in the slow classes, that's the best way to put it. This ODD thing is I told my kid no, and when I told him no, he said F you. I was like what did you do? I kinda walked to my room and I sat there so silent and I said ahhh.
Speaker 1:I Just let them do what they wanted to do. And then they called me the Bay word. How would know? No, if I call these things of my parents, I would have been slapped upside the head. I'm not saying beat children. I'm not saying children need to be beat, but the fact that people keep pushing this, they it's. It's crazy.
Speaker 1:And growing up I Grow up in a different time. I don't know. I don't know and I feel bad. I'm sorry, but you looked at the special classes as, ah, what is going on over there? That kid is licking windows, or hey, that kid is headbutting a wall right now. Or that kid over there is trying to eat his elbow. And you're like, okay, I don't want to be in those classes. That's not where I want to be.
Speaker 1:But nowadays, if you go on any app, go on tick-tock, go on tick-tock and read hashtags of these people that are high functioning. They don't seem like they have anything, but if you read it, they all say they are autistic. They're all on the spectrum, everyone, I'm on the spectrum. If you go, look, there'll be a kid that's doing perfectly fine. There'll be a girl dancing better than I could even imagine and if you see her talk. She's actually very intelligent, very well-spoken, but she'll tell you she's autistic.
Speaker 1:I have nothing against that, but I think everybody wants a diagnosis these times. There, I think there's a good level middle ground. I think Hitler was the wrong way to go. Hitler said we want no genetic disorders and everyone's got to be perfect, blue eyes and everything. Everything that he wasn't. That's what he said people should be, which is quite odd to me, um, and then now you have people that want to be Diagnosed with something. So I think we should find a middle ground. Let's not go up there with, oh, adolf, let's not say we have to be perfect, blonde hair, blue-eyed, all this stuff, and you can't have anything or you're off, because that's absolutely a sir absurd. But also, the same time, let's not sit here and go. I Wants to say I have something. Schools are getting funding for it. That's it's. That's. It's crazy. Um, appreciate you? It's mind-blowing. It's crazy, crazy times that we're in that People now want to say they have a disorder.
Speaker 1:They want to say that I have this, I have that, instead of just going to school, do what they need to do and just be the best you can. But you see it, in the real world. You can't go in the real world and go um, excuse me, we. I have yet to see an adult with the ODD's been around. When did ODD get put out? Let's see this because I want to know. Let's see, when was the ODD really? When did it like get snag? I Don't know. Let's just say this I have yet heard of an adult with ODD. If we are teaching people that they can go in the world and say I excuse me, excuse me, I don't like no, and if you tell me no, I'm utterly gonna lose my shit and break things, we have yet to see an adult with that.
Speaker 1:Can you imagine in 15 years, these kids that have ODD trying to get a job and saying, excuse me, boss, um, I need to take off this weekend because it's actually the veggie tells everyone weekend and I'm I can't work. I know that I said that I'd be nights, weekends and everything, but I can't work and I'm gonna need you to say that's fine. Well, no, you can't have that. Excuse, excuse me. I don't know if you've ever heard of oppositional defined disorder, but I have it and You're gonna have to really realize that I have that. And if you don't realize I have that, I'm gonna lose my ever-living shit. And trauma loves veggie tails as well, so she's got to see veggie tails. So traumas probably have ODD, but we, I can't wait, I can't wait, but I can't wait. I can't wait because hopefully I'll be getting somewhat near retirement when I can just be at the end of watching these kids finally get jobs. Now that I said that I'm probably not gonna be near retirement and I'm gonna have to deal with it, but I think it's gonna be very interesting when these kids become adults and by us, no, don't tell me now. You can't tell me now. Uh-uh, no, no, we're in, need you to come in. We have, we have a big sale today. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Dude, I got ODD. I can't come in for that. There's no coming in for ODD, bro. No, not happening.
Speaker 1:Can you imagine first responders with it? Can you imagine that? Can you imagine trying to put a traction splint on somebody and you have ODD and be like sir, I'm gonna need you to stop kicking. No, you don't tell me, no. And they break the leg more and they cut the former artery and the person's no longer here because they bled out. That escalated very quickly. Sorry about that.
Speaker 1:Can you imagine cops? Can you imagine a cop with ODD? Put your hands up. No, you don't tell me. No, I'm a cop. You can't tell me. No, sir, excuse me, sir, excuse me. I know you're having a mental health episode. I'm having a mental health episode because I have ODD and you told me no, stop running. No, excuse me. Odd the fireman oh my God, can you imagine them arguing with a fire? Sir, put yourself out and the fire does not answer? You don't tell me. No, I'm a fireman and I got ODD. You don't tell that me. You don't tell me. No.
Speaker 1:There's recently a pullover I watched and this chick got pulled over. I don't think I played it yet. Did I play that one yet in one of my podcasts? I don't think I did. I think I'm going to have to end my live stream and I'm going to have to play this pullover. This pullover is absolutely absurd, absurd.
Speaker 1:This person claims we have so much room for activities. This person claims that they have all these disorders, so, since they have these disorders, the cop has to stop. And then they didn't tell the cop. Excuse me, excuse me. Did you not hear that I had all this stuff? Did you not hear and you swear to it. You swear to it. So, yeah, I'm going to pull that up. We'll see if we can't show you some of the stuff that's coming out. Oh, I love this new generation. I can't wait for you to hear this. Hold on one second. Okay, so it starts off. This person says they're non-binary indigenous person that has social anxiety and all this stuff. This was one of the things the cop says that freaking loves me If you need to see her face, but sorry, their face. He calls her ma'am several times and that pisses her off. It really upsets her. But this part is fantastic to me.
Speaker 2:Listen to this I'm facing me please, but I just want you to know that I also have very bad social anxiety.
Speaker 3:You and me both, okay. Okay, stand with you.
Speaker 1:I have very bad social anxiety. Well, you and me both, and then she, immediately, they immediately put their hands up and like, oh shit, okay, so he was ready for that. A lot of cops do have a lot of social anxiety, as much as people don't think we do. We don't like crowds, we don't like that. We see the worst in people. So we don't really want to be around people. We don't have to, but let's play some more.
Speaker 1:They, them, they person, that thing, the non-binary, I don't know, we'll see what else do. They got to say, okay, so the cops starting to break down SFSTs? So let's listen to this. Now, these people nowadays, with this ODD and all these other crazy disorders they're telling you have, they try to find loopholes. So let's listen to this one. So, pretty much when they start off with your test, they're going to ask you questions like is there anything that's gone on? Do you have any recent concussions? Do you have any recent brain injuries, anything that's going to cause you where you can't complete these tests? Let's listen to what she says. He, she, god, damn it. What they, they say.
Speaker 3:Do you have anything I need to know about? Uh, mental, yes, any recent head trauma though you haven't hit your head in like the last month or so you have, okay. What did Doc say?
Speaker 2:That I had a little concussion.
Speaker 3:Okay, so concussions heal. Any long lasting effects Sure.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 3:I'm asking you, I know, is there anything that would prevent you from driving that car? No, now, with your arms, right side, please.
Speaker 1:So there we go. Is there anything that's going to prevent you from driving your car? No, but they tried the mental thing. That didn't work. Then try to say they got some random concussion. I don't see this person how they ever got a concussion. I'm sorry that's judging the boot bike over. This person does not look like they play football. This person doesn't look like they do anything that would cause them to have it. So let's, let's see what else we can get into on this one. Okay, we'll listen to the HGN test. We'll just check in your eyes for nystagmus. Okay, we'll listen to this. It speeds it up. We'll listen to the. Just the random excuses. Hold on, folks my finger, please.
Speaker 3:I am, but you're. This is just how the test goes, I know.
Speaker 2:But you're exaggerating it more than it needs to be right now.
Speaker 3:This is just the test. Okay, I know when you stop and look at me I have to redo a certain portion of the test, okay, so just folks, I'm a finger.
Speaker 2:Well, as you know, as an indigenous person and there's a bunch of shit going around I'm sorry, but it's just for me to be on my toes.
Speaker 3:I get you. Will you go back to that position? I had you in standing with your feet together, arms by your side. It's down on my light. If you would please face your.
Speaker 1:So the whole. I'm an indigenous person. That's the reason she calls them angry white man a couple times. A bunch of things. This is just the first test. This is just the first test. We've got 975 excuses about being indigenous, bipolar, all sorts of stuff. Let's see what else she's got here we're going to do the walk.
Speaker 3:We go back to that position. I had you in standing with your feet together, arms by your side. It's down on my light. If you would please face your vehicle.
Speaker 2:Can you remember that? I told you that I'm not binary.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'll try my hardest.
Speaker 1:Because that means you can't walk.
Speaker 3:It's not something I do it every day, so I'll have the mistake of the habit Right.
Speaker 1:Oh, I called her mails.
Speaker 3:All they're for you. Is Kai, right? Yes, perfect, I want you to imagine about a four inch wide line. Okay, that four inch wide line is just going to go from your right foot completely straight to the back of your car. Can you picture that four inch wide line? Can you picture it? Just a straight four inch wide line? Yes, perfect, hang on. Do you want me to go over some instructions before you do anything? Okay, I need to know if you have any injuries or anything that would prevent you from doing a standard walk or a turn tonight.
Speaker 3:Mental health Any physical injuries.
Speaker 2:Mental, yeah, Mental yeah.
Speaker 3:Nothing that would prevent you from just walking and turning. I saw you exit the vehicle. You walked over here just fine. No complaints of injuries. I know.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying Okay, so PTSD, depression, anxiety.
Speaker 3:I get you what else? Ptsd, depression, anxiety.
Speaker 1:Well, unfortunately, I'm just asking about it. It's not physical and non-binary.
Speaker 3:Okay. So I want you to go ahead and put your left foot on that four inch wide line, just like I'm doing.
Speaker 1:Okay, so we're. They're mumbo jumbo, everything Didn't work out, so let's see how it ends up for them. And let's see how, since the mental stuff didn't work and it didn't go the way it normally goes at college, where I can get away with whatever I want because I got ODD and all this other crazy stuff, let's see what happens here. Sorry, all right, you go ahead and stop.
Speaker 3:I'm going to speak with you right over here, okay, no, yes, ma'am, go ahead and push your hands. Why don't you back? Don't, dude, don't make it hard, please Don't make it hard. No, you're you're going to get a resistance.
Speaker 2:Dude.
Speaker 3:I.
Speaker 2:I don't.
Speaker 3:Don't. Don't Listen to me, don't resist.
Speaker 2:Don't You're being a white man and don't I fall into all of your shit.
Speaker 3:Don't resist, don't.
Speaker 2:You're falling into all of your shit, don't.
Speaker 3:You're falling into all of your shit. Don't, don't, don't. You're falling into all of your shit, don't resist.
Speaker 2:Don't, don't I fall into all of your shit. You're getting to your fucking white.
Speaker 1:It was fucking white man. So things didn't go away. Wait till I get her in the car. Hold on your tongue.
Speaker 3:Based your tongue from me. You guys are scaring me. There's nothing to be afraid of. 545 CECO, roger Phenomenologist, who is employed by a hospital or physician of your own choice to perform an additional chemical test. The cost of this additional test will be paid for by the law enforcement agency.
Speaker 2:I see you're shaking too, because your anxiety is bad just as mine.
Speaker 3:Do you want me to repeat that paragraph for you? Yes, that's what I just said. So if you choose to take this, you'll lose your New Mexico driver's license or not. So do you not agree to be tested?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:I'm just Take our test, but if you refuse, you'll lose your. Yeah, I can do that for you.
Speaker 2:I have so if I get a lawyer, then that's that also.
Speaker 1:So you're right, pretty much. They start to scream and they get mad and everything. And then they're saying it's not fair and you're a piece of shit, you white man. But yeah, crazy, I gotta go help my mom. I'll be back, all right, guys, as always, we Say dada, dada, okay, what's not to do that, what's not to do?
Speaker 1:An AMS for Sorry guys, baby's here with me, as always, guys, thank you guys so much for the support We've been. It's going for about 48 minutes. I think it's a good place to stop. We're kind of a little over the place, but I appreciate you guys all so so much. We couldn't do this without you all. So thank you guys.
Speaker 1:Everyone on Patreon I appreciate you Kylie Pebbles, mommy LadyBuckeye, trauma, matt and I know I'm forgetting someone. Hold on, I don't want to forget them. Hold on one second, tanner as well. Thank you guys so much for all the continued support. Patreon's helping us grow everything and helping us get along on everything, as well as everything we're doing on here. Guys, thanks again. So much again this week, if you're paying attention, we might be known as a sellout, but we're going to do some good things this Christmas season and try to help out a bunch of families and see what we can bring A little bit of holiday cheer to people. Sorry again, baby girl's crawling on me right now. Guys, thank you guys. So so much. Everybody have a wonderful week and everybody stay safe. Say bye-bye.
Speaker 2:Bye-bye.
Speaker 1:You better say bye-bye. You better say bye-bye. You better say bye-bye. You better come and say bye-bye. You better at least laugh. There you go. You better laugh, you better laugh.