Bonus Ep. 4: Mirthful Misadventures in Viral Trends and Timeless Tunes

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Sometimes you just need to embrace the hilarity of life's quirks, and that's what we're doing in our latest gabfest. Remember that time when Grandma warned you about tequila, and you laughed it off, only to find out she was onto something? Well, buckle up, because we're taking that laughter to the next level. We're chatting everything from the sizzling "Akatar" book series to the infectious grooves of rock anthems that get your heart pumping. And yes, there might be a country tune or two to set the mood for tales of wild nights and the surprising magic of a little beer.

What happens when TikTok dares meet real-life partners who have a different idea of 'viral'? You get awkward arm leans, a husband breathing weirdly in your ear, and a good dose of cringe – which, let's be honest, is the spice of our social media lives. Join us as we navigate these moments with a mixture of nostalgia and sheer glee. No guests this time around; just your trusty hosts spilling the beans on the lighter side of life. Spoiler alert: there's a chance you'll end up wanting to hit the dance floor... or at least, reminisce about those body-hitting-the-floor rock concert days.

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Transcript

Jess: 0:00

It's gonna be alright.

Hannah: 0:02

With a little beer, everything's gonna be alright.

Jess: 0:04

Alright, is it hot in here?

Hannah: 0:06

It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes. Hold on before we go. I am so hot I'm gonna take my clothes off. Um so, jessica.

Jess: 0:18

Um. Hold on. Okay, Stand by. I don't like waiting.

Rob: 0:22

Listen, Grandma, you have a safe trip. I promise you nothing crazy, no craziness. Be careful where you seatbelt Place is taken care of. Thank you, Grandma. She said I'm going out with my girlfriends Margarita's at the holiday inn. Oh have mercy. My only thought was tequila makes her clothes fall off. I told her, put an extra.

Hannah: 1:06

Why did I say, okay, there's a reason.

Jess: 1:12

There's a reason though that is joe nichols, by the way okay, there's a reason ah, you finding the lyrics to something?

Hannah: 1:21

can I hook up my phone? What am I hooking it up to, though? The x26? No, the roadcaster. Oh, here it is roadcaster ew, don't be freaking weird I would think you'd like it when you breathe like that in your ear there was actually a tiktok about that where it's like the girls are like, they hear, like, and then the husband actually does it.

Jess: 1:48

It's like ew like no also I tried to get dave to do the like arm up, lean into and he would not do it. He was so awkward about it.

Rob: 1:58

What's the arm up lean into?

Jess: 2:02

oh well, no, like she's leaning up against the wall and then you go up to her, put your arm above her rob and lean into her like you're gonna kiss hannah yeah, rob would be awkward about it and giggle.

Hannah: 2:14

He like oh god. So I'm like re-listening to the akatar series. Yeah, so I'm on to the second book, which is like one of the spiciest books, and I was driving home yesterday listening to it, like oh my god, I'm going 90, I gotta slow down maybe I should listen to the second one you need to. It's free until May 31st when you have to lose. Did you connect me?

Jess: 2:50

Yeah.

Hannah: 2:50

Thank you, baby Okay.

Jess: 2:52

You're live.

Rob: 3:00

His last name was Flores. He came up from Juarez looking for a hail of a town, with a blonde senorita and a tall margarita. We danced on the tables all night. Then I said Casamigos is taking me home Cause he don't love me like Nobody can.

Jess: 3:44

But she doesn't say tequila makes my clothes fall off. Give me that border town bird.

Hannah: 3:49

You know what, rob, since I have the power.

Jess: 3:54

Tequila does not love me.

Hannah: 4:02

So angry. Oh, this gets me through the day, okay, and then I go. I love children and I want to shape humanity, and I just need to listen to that you could always listen to bodies Let the bodies hit the floor.

Rob: 4:23

Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor.

Jess: 4:26

Let the bodies hit the floor.

Rob: 4:28

I saw them in concert.

Hannah: 4:29

Did you really?

Jess: 4:30

Did you?

Rob: 4:32

Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor.

Jess: 4:47

Yeah, this was my high school days and college days. This was my Iraq days.

Hannah: 4:58

Not like I. I think I was in middle school, pretty sure. But the greatest intro.

Rob: 5:07

It's just one of those days. Everybody sucks Ripping someone's head off.

Hannah: 5:24

It's just one of those days, all right.