It’s About GD Time Show
GC's Anniversary, the Israel-Palestine Conflict, and Jada Pinkett Smith Plays Dumb
Ever wonder what two old friends chat about when they get together? Our latest episode has all the flavor of an intimate catch-up, complete with a toast to my buddy's 36th wedding anniversary. We take a walk down memory lane, reflecting on our growth, our families, and whether we should have large families! HA!
As the conversation flows, we find ourselves knee-deep in the turmoil that is the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. We dissect the Israeli military's dangerous door-to-door strategy, Egypt's refusal to provide refuge, and the U.S.'s diplomatic efforts. Questions arise - Are both sides responding proportionately? What's the role of the U.S. military in the area?
Our gaze then shifts to the political machinations involved in the Israel-Palestine conflict. We delve into the actions of the Israeli military, the hardships endured by the Palestinians, and the theories surrounding the attack on Israel.
As we discuss the open secrets and controversy surrounding Will Smith, the slap, and Jada's role in Will's demise.
This episode is a treasure trove of insights - from the personal to the global. Tune in!
Ever wonder what two old friends chat about when they get together? Our latest episode has all the flavor of an intimate catch-up, complete with a toast to my buddy's 36th wedding anniversary. We take a walk down memory lane, reflecting on our growth, our families, and whether we should have large families! HA!
As the conversation flows, we find ourselves knee-deep in the turmoil that is the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. We dissect the Israeli military's dangerous door-to-door strategy, Egypt's refusal to provide refuge, and the U.S.'s diplomatic efforts. Questions arise - Are both sides responding proportionately? What's the role of the U.S. military in the area?
Our gaze then shifts to the political machinations involved in the Israel-Palestine conflict. We delve into the actions of the Israeli military, the hardships endured by the Palestinians, and the theories surrounding the attack on Israel.
As we discuss the open secrets and controversy surrounding Will Smith, the slap, and Jada's role in Will's demise.
This episode is a treasure trove of insights - from the personal to the global. Tune in!
Hey everybody, it's about GD time. It is Sunday, october 15th 2023, and I'm here with my good buddy, gc, my man.
GC:What's happening D?
David:What's happening, man?
GC:Man, I've been waiting on this all week. You have, I haven't.
David:You haven't really contacted me much to say. You were waiting on it. I felt like I was alone all week. I don't care, I'll send you texts. I'll send you here, gc, gc. What are we doing, okay? So, hey, I want to say happy anniversary to you. Thank you, you and your wife Sarah.
GC:Thank you. How many years Total 36?
David:years. What are you talking about, Willis? Are you joking?
GC:36,. No, we have come a long way, brother.
David:God, how old are you, Methuselah?
GC:It's been a while. We've come a long way from the first time we met. Can I tell you something?
David:Yeah, what, what the fuck? I was nine years old Wait, nine years old when you guys got together.
GC:Oh, so you did that on purpose.
David:Yeah, I did Go ahead, Tell me your story.
GC:No, I'm just saying that she and I are happy anniversary, sarah, and we've come a long way from the first time we met and like, ooh boy, get out of my face, eat shit, kill yourself.
David:Yeah, that's a long. So she was right the first time and then spent the next 36 years with your ass.
GC:Oh, kill yourself.
David:You know you're a great guy.
GC:Well, thank you, I think you are great.
David:But I'm not sure Sarah couldn't have done better.
GC:You think so? I don't know. Oh, I know she could have done better. Oh shit man.
David:No, but happy anniversary. This is a Thank you. That's a big mark, I know we're, so it's actually today, today, and we're recording a podcast Because I remember that shows you how much.
GC:That's how committed I am.
David:To me, to me, but not to life.
GC:I could have been anywhere else in the world partying, but I want to come here and hang in the dungeon with your ass. Man, that's sweet. That is sweet, you know. Think about this. Two kids and four grandchildren later they haven't killed us. We're still here. That's a long time, man, that's a very long time.
David:How old's your oldest?
GC:Daughter.
David:Yeah 34?
GC:Wow, wow, yes, and my oldest granddaughter is 15. Oh my God.
David:Yes. So it's like how many do you have? Because you're Jewish, so I know you like to repopulate the earth. No, no, no, no no, no, no.
GC:That's you and your folks. What are you talking about? Catholics? I'm ex-catholic Because y'all pull out gaming Shit. I have Wait a minute, I have. Yeah, wait a minute, I have Dubug.
David:Yeah, I have, that's the name, that's the nickname, that's what I call it.
GC:Dubug 15, m's and Bo and my main man Tutty. Wow, yes.
David:There's a lot, you know there's finite resources on the earth. Gc.
GC:So you're saying we have depleted them because I'm just saying, I know you. Wait a minute, don't you have a bunch of brothers and sisters?
David:I do. Let's not talk about that. No, it's true. There are five. I'm the fifth.
GC:Yeah, you're the fifth.
David:But they all had two piece. Oh, they have a two piece. Well, actually no, my oldest sister, she has none. So we're actually going down in the population. We're wearing Elon Musk I know he wants. He said population decline is our biggest threat. That's a weird thing to say nowadays that that's the biggest threat to the world. You know, and then he wants to go to Mars. Sure, he does.
GC:He's going to send a rocket up there.
David:I'm not going to lie. You heard it here first. Well, you didn't hear it first. This has been a rumor. I think he's an already. I think he is an alien. He's just a weird dude. Too smart, too weird, and then he got down here and then he started doing shrooms and ketamine and all that stuff and he's just gotten sick in the head.
GC:I don't think shroom. You know, I've done shrooms and I has.
David:Or was it ketamine? No, it was just. He does ketamine too much. I think he's just I believe in psychedelics, though I think they're amazing.
GC:I think they're medicine. I think they are Timothy Leary. He was amazing with that you ever read his book.
David:No, you know what? That's funny, though, because when I did the show Hair, his name came up in one of the songs Timothy Leary Deary. So he was big in the 60s, you know. But I never actually read the book. Hey, I've done the shrooms, though, hey.
GC:You know what, and totally by accident, I happened to catch hair on one of the premium channels, and this was in the 70s. And guess who was in it? Who Treat Williams.
David:Oh yeah, Did you know that Rest in peace Treat? Yes, rest in peace. Yeah, I did know that that was one of his big breakout. Do you call it breakout? I don't feel like he ever had a career. Yeah, he had a good career. He was very sad how he died.
GC:Oh I didn't.
David:Oh, it was a motorcycle accident.
GC:What yeah up?
David:in the Northeast. I think he was riding his motorcycle and got hit. So, god, rest your soul, treat, treat my man.
GC:But it's with Timothy.
David:Leary, yeah, I believe in the shrooms.
GC:Sorry about Elon Musk going crazy lately, but I don't think he's an ill, I think he's just an asshole.
David:Yeah, I mean that's. You know. It was weird, though, because when he came around, we weren't going to talk about this.
GC:By the way, so we'll wrap this up really quick.
David:But I think when he first started, he just seemed like a really smart guy that was wanting to do some good for the world in a weird way, you know. I mean he's wanting to make money, but he seemed to be doing good things. And lately, man, it's just getting obsessive, weird and he's having too many kids, by the way. What is it? Nine kids now? Yeah, something good.
GC:God, he must be Catholic, god, he must be Catholic. And you could say the same yeah, really, or Jewish. So you know what? You could say the same thing about Steve Jobs. A lot of people thought he was an asshole and he did a lot of. He was an asshole, you know but he was brilliant.
David:But he was brilliant, he's very brilliant, you know it's. Yeah, I think more people should do shrooms. Because, I'm going to transition here. I'm so brilliant. More people did shrooms. I think there'd be less war. You think there'd be peace in the Middle East.
GC:Now I'm not saying a one-trip and that you're not going to have war.
David:but if you constantly remedicate yourself when you start going crazy so that you can see the light and see the connectedness between us, maybe you wouldn't kill your neighbor. So here we go Back to the Jews.
GC:You put the I'm on purpose. You are really trying to lose your shit.
David:I am, I am. I'm trying to get as many sponsors to drop off as I can before we even get them. Now, let's go back to Gaza, though, because this has been a hell of a week. We talked last week about Gaza, yes, and this week has been a bit of chaos. This is not ending, so would you like to go ahead and just recap a little bit for our listeners, in case they don't listen to news about Israel.
GC:So what Israel is doing right now? They're preparing themselves to go in and do some groundwork and they're going to do something that a lot of people recommend. A lot of generals and admirals recommend that they don't do, david. They're going in door to door trying to find and weed out Hamas. It's not a good idea.
David:I don't understand how you weed out door to door find Hamas, because it's not like they have tattoos on the forehead.
GC:No, they don't wear uniforms. So what they're doing a lot of times what they're finding when the Israeli forces go in there, they have underground tunnels, they have dug with weapons in it, and so that's the reason why you see, the bombing campaign is an aerial campaign, right, and then there's a ground from tanks campaign, and so what they're doing, they're giving the Gazans an opportunity to get out, but Egypt is saying you're not coming over here with that, so we're trying to negotiate we mean the United States trying to negotiate with Egypt to let them cross into a Sinai, right, so they can get out. No-transcript. I think what's going on over there is a travesty on both sides. I think the Palestinians are being killed, israelis are being killed, but where do you or what other country you know of saying, hey, listen, I'm giving you an opportunity to get out before we come in and just wreck shit?
David:But didn't they already wreck shit? I mean, that's the thing it's not like they really wrecked it before.
GC:I'm talking about we are going in and it's going to be to where either you give us the hostages right, you give us, you know, and get Hamas out, we taking it all.
David:So you think it's proportionate? That it's. Is it a disproportionate response? I mean, okay, let's start with this, though I am not saying there shouldn't be a response because it was tragic. What they did is horrible. Obviously I'm not there so I can't check. You know, I've heard two things. There were decapitated babies. And then some people say, look, that's blown out of proportion by the media. There weren't that many decapitated babies. I say, one decapitated baby. Well, I don't know if it's enough to destroy the whole country, because obviously you got to look who did it. Like what? If everybody? You know what? If it's a hundred soldiers coming in, One guy cuts off a baby head, by the way, too much in my eyes, Okay, but one guy does it. Ninety-nine soldiers say, hey, man, what are you doing? Too far, bro, it's okay to rape the women and kill the people, but don't decapitate the babies.
David:But then there's reports. So what I'm saying is there's reports of it happening reports of it being blown out, but it was horrible what they've done. I've read the stories about people hiding.
GC:What do you mean? They didn't get Israelis, oh.
David:I'm sorry. Hamas is horrible what they've done.
GC:Two deisraelis.
David:Yes, sir. So there has to be a response. It does. But at the same time, now, when you're bombing schools, homes, you are saying, yeah, we're giving you a chance to get out, but you have hospitals, you have a million people. How much time does that take to move a million people? Two million, two million people.
GC:Yes To the south.
David:Yes or to the north. To the north, I'm scared because Israel doesn't have a end game for this.
GC:As far as we know, sitting here today we don't know Exactly there has been nothing discussed about.
David:Like, look, this is what's going to happen. It seems to be very similar to what the United States did after 9-11.
GC:I've talked to some military experts and former military personnel to get the story just to see as far as the United States and what they're doing. You know they sent the aircraft carrier, the Eisenhower and the Gerald Ford. Well, what people don't realize is like OK, there's two battleships, so what? Well, battleships comes with a battle group. That means you're going to get destroyers, You're going to get subs, You're going to get, you know, a company.
David:Well, that's a deterrent to Iran.
GC:Yes, and so we're sitting out there. They're saying what I was advised is that they're sitting out there and they're waiting. And you know, and if you're deploying the United States military over there and they're sitting out there waiting, they're not sitting out in the med for no reason. You don't put on a condom unless you're going to use it, right?
David:Sometimes I do. Well, you know, that's weird. It's not weird. Sometimes I like to see which one fits Really. Yeah, you know they say I don't use a condom. I'm Catholic, ex-Catholic. You don't use condoms.
GC:But I like to see how they feel.
David:I like to see. I mean, you're black, you don't wear condoms either. Oh, went there. Oh, that was awful. I can't believe. I just said that. Can I edit that?
GC:I want to remind you, let's go back. I want to remind the people when does that mean it again?
David:It's on Wednesdays at the Cracker.
GC:Barrel. Bring your pillowcase Wednesday at 7 o'clock.
David:Yes, cracker Barrel, cracker Barrel. Sometimes you go to White Castle.
GC:It depends on what city you're in Do you really yeah, but I heard the food at Cracker Barrel is amazing, it's amazing, it's fantastic. So you know a little racist.
David:Well, so yeah, but I understand what you're saying. So we're sending in military. I'm just. My empathy goes out to Palestinians as well, so I have horrid empathy.
GC:So you think it's genocide? I'm both sides. Yes, you think Israelis are engaging in genocide? No, be honest.
David:Yes.
GC:What.
David:Well, okay, not, look, okay. I want to say this in a way that doesn't make me sound anti-Semitic or not pro-Israel, but at the same time I'm not pro-war. Right, I can't just say like, oh, some of our people were killed, go wipe them out. Wipe out everybody, because you know there's grandmothers, there's children, there's brothers and sisters that have nothing to do with Hamas. Do I say you should get rid of Hamas? Of course, because I believe in getting rid of all terrorists who fight in the name of Jihad everywhere, and Hezbollah and Hezbollah. It's horrible what people do in the name of their God and their land and their greed. We talked about this. So I'm on Israel's side as far as a response, but the amount of the response is not as measured as I would have liked, you know.
David:Defense is absolutely important, but this has become aggression and wiping out a whole sector of Gaza almost immediately.
GC:You saw the bombings Well. As we know, historically Israel has always been surrounded by enemies always. So what would be proportionate in your opinion?
David:I don't know. Honestly, this is not the first guy.
GC:You see where I'm going with that right.
David:I'm just saying from my empathetic for the listeners to know. We talked about hallucinogens. Before I did a hallucinogen I'm already an empath a little bit but then I did a hallucinogen called Iboga and Iboga will blow your mind and I'm not going to get into that tonight.
GC:But what?
David:I'm saying is when you do a hallucinogen like that, you really start to realize how connected we all are. And there are assholes that we are connected to and I want those gone. But the children, the grandmas, the wives, the people who are just trying to live their life peacefully. But their neighbor grabs an AK-47 and shoots off an RFG. That's the coffee man.
GC:The RPG. Oh Lord, have mercy on Sunday.
David:The RPGs. I don't want to be blamed for that.
GC:You know what do you mean.
David:The house gets bombed. So it's the same thing. Israel was living their life. One of the most tragic stories among many tragic stories was that music festival. Yes 260 people. They see these things coming, they're like, hey, fireworks. And all of a sudden they're like wait, that's not fireworks. And then they're dead. Yes, I can't defend that and, yeah, kill the motherfuckers. But at the same time I do mourn for the children.
GC:Okay, and so what is the end game?
David:I don't know what is the end game, because there is no end game drawn out. It's just we support Israel. We support we're sending our military Wipe them out.
GC:Well, I'm not going to go that far because I don't want to identify with the Palestinians, because they're plight as being suppressed. As an African-American man in the United States and the history that this country has done to my people, yeah, I get that, and the same thing it rains true for the Palestinians. They have been suppressed, they have been objectified, they have been closed off and economically strangled hold.
David:That's the weird thing though Strangled, so has Israel, so has the Jewish people for centuries upon centuries have been oppressed, but they're not.
GC:now. They're oppressed because they're always a constant threat. They build up their military.
David:Thank you, USA. We armed to the hilt. Yes, but you thought though, that arming to the hilt would be a deterrent as our nuclear weapons are.
GC:David, when you're getting kicked in the ass every day, what do you think is going to happen? I agree, there's going to be a reaction.
David:I'm about to say something absolutely controversial, but I've heard it from other sources too.
GC:Okay.
David:Okay, whoever's listening. Look, this isn't coming from me, but I'm a conspiracy theorist guy because there's conspiracy theories all around us. Now, some of those theories are correct and some are not. It is for us to weed it out.
GC:All right.
David:But Israel pulled all of their soldiers off the wall before this attack. The wall was it's one of the most heavily guarded fence lines in the world. Bbc reporter says why didn't Israel know? Why were soldiers pulled off the wall? Why was it unguarded? Now there's an answer that they'll give Like well, it wasn't, but we have reports.
GC:You mean to stand and answer why they didn't respond? Their response was slow. Why?
David:were the Hamas fighters able to get into army bases so easily, kill soldiers so easily? We know that Israeli military is one of the best in the world. You better believe it, but they come in. So my question is without getting into that, so let's back up for a second.
GC:So what you're saying is do you think the conspiracy theory to add on? Just what you're saying is because BB Netanyahu is in trouble and he's trying to save his political freedom and his physical freedom because they were going to put his ass in jail. So he's saying, hey, let him through, because to take the heat off, there's nothing you know better than getting the heat off someone when you are screwing up. You know there's a saying in politics there's two things. You don't want to get caught with a live woman or a dead boy in your bed.
David:So if you're a politician a live boy.
GC:That's not so bad these days, but so what I'm saying is he tried to a subterfuge, so and let these people, the Hamas Gorillas or terrorists, come in and attack. The idea Is that where you going with that? Because he was in trouble.
David:I don't think I could have said it better. That's exactly what I'm saying. It's like there are conspiracy theories about 9-11, about look, look, look, look, look. I'm not going into what. Did the towers get blown up?
GC:by us.
David:That's not it, but there were ties. There are reasons that after we got bombed we didn't go after Saudi Arabia, even though all the all the flyers from Saudi Arabia right, but we go after Iraq Right. Why did we go after Iraq?
GC:Because we could whip their ass.
David:CIA knew there weren't weapons of mass destruction.
GC:The.
David:Bush administration was told there weren't mass destruction weapons. Yet our entire Congress believed a lie. They authorized war. Give the president unlimited power for war. We go to war for 20 years that spreads to Afghanistan. How many fighters did they look in our dead soldiers that fought for us, thinking I'm fighting for the flag, I'm fighting for freedom? And how many Iraqis dead Exactly?
GC:And Colin Powell went to the country in the United Nations and he lied God rest his soul which he also apologized for.
David:He did, he did.
GC:And my brother is a retired naval officer. He told me when he got back from deployment you know just a paraphrase when he said, man, there ain't shit over there.
David:No. And how many Afghanis didn't care about the United States? And now we invade them, kill their goats, kill their children.
GC:Well, you know, we helped them in the 80s. Yeah, get rid of the Russians.
David:Yeah. So now we're fighting our own thing, so we won't even get into all that, because we're bringing it back. What I'm saying is if you would have said in 2002. It's a conspiracy. We're going into Iraq where you know there's nothing there. Somebody's gonna say boy, you're crazy and you don't love your country.
GC:Oh, yeah, love it and leave it.
David:Get out, yes, so now wrap it around here. Hamas attacks Israel right, it's very suspect that they don't have intelligence beforehand, because they're one of the best at intelligence and they don't have a measured response at the border To stop it before it gets too far in. It sounds like Exactly what you said before that I'm not gonna repeat, but it does sound a little suspect. So now, hey, we got attacked. Now, what? What? We got free reign. We're gonna go after them. You know that strip that we've been wanting for a while wipe them out.
GC:Yeah, is that what we doing? We push them. Push them north and south and to the sea. Yeah, is that what? Let me tell you something Israel Will do that and a lot of people said oh, israel, you know they, they're, they're being, you know they're letting them get out in it. You know and it's not every Palestinian that is with Hamas Israel is not playing and what Israel was going to do? Because they're not gonna give them meaning Hamas or Iran or Hezbollah they're not gonna give them another chance to hit them again. So I don't know what their lives are gonna look like when they get back, if, if they get back, but if Israel let the Palestinians back and that that's swift miles there are two million people or higher, it is their lives will never be the same day, never. And let me tell you something that that's also happening with this. What Hamas did has a ripple effect, not just in the Middle East, but it has touched a lot of Jews around the world and here.
David:Yeah, how is that affecting?
GC:Well, my grandson.
David:Yeah, yeah, your kids.
GC:Yeah, my grandson goes to a Jewish daycare and they have beefed up security. They have armed personnel on site with not pepper spray, they have 45, a P 45 on his hip, yeah amazing that he in this country, not only because Palestinians in this country.
David:You know mosques right. They're. You know, they're beefing up security too. And now here, what your great, have your grandkids had to go through drills, or?
GC:Well they, they sent out a memo saying hey, this is what we're doing. We're making adjustments to where you have to go through a one entrance Now instead of just multiple entrance to get to the preschool. So they just narrowed it to that one so they can walk by, didn't like?
David:and they have an arm guard arm guard, so it's like being in Israel.
GC:Oh, I wouldn't. It's not that dramatic.
David:I don't want to make it sound like you seen, it's an automatic, like an MP4.
GC:Oh man, this is a side arm baby.
David:Oh, it's a handgun, handgun, okay, okay.
GC:I was thinking like the no, they have that at Temple at night. What are you? Just when we go to temple, they got a a guard there with a rifle.
David:You know it makes sense, though the world we're living in right now, see, it's become crazy, and we all need to do psychedelics and get out of this bullshit. We're in this weird reality, man, where everybody's just like I want more, I want more, my god's better, my god's better, I want more. Fuck that shit, I'll just smoke some weed, smoke, yet, well, weed, weed just makes you fucking hungry. And then you want more Doritos man, and then you're like that's my Doritos.
GC:My god wants me to have these Doritos. Wait. Well, if you eating these Dereep Doritos, you'll have time to blow somebody up because you can't find that's true, but this shit is getting unreal because we're talking about right, this is rippling down to your grandkids Thousands of miles away.
David:Yes, ukraine, you know they need to beat the Russians because the Russians are trying to subjugate them, killing their kids. They're gonna lose funding now because the United States is Basically tied to Israel. Yeah if you are not Pro-Israel, you are anti-Semitic.
GC:Well, not, not necessarily, you are. Well, here's the thing too. And what they're doing is a lot on a lot of college campuses. What they're doing are having protests pro Palestinian protests, I know and and they're saying like, kill every last one of those Jews come on now.
David:No, that's the thing I mean. I'm not pro Palestinian, I'm, but I am well. Okay, I'm not pro Hamas.
GC:I'm not a pro.
David:Hamas. I am pro life, right and pro choice for the ladies listening, but we're talking about war right now. I am pro life and this, this response, scares me because I think that this could easily generate into a third world war where we are not pulled in yet, but then our military gets sucked in. You talking about the.
GC:Russians and the Russians but you know they're not gonna stop at Ukraine, they're gonna keep going.
David:Yeah, but now what with what's happened with Hamas? How no not unlike. Hamas. What would it really shock you if, tomorrow, you woke up and and China has invaded Taiwan? No, it wouldn't be there. No would you be surprised tomorrow If North Korea bombed South Korea? Nope, now would you be surprised at North Korea launched a missile toward Japan? Yes you would. I would only because of their. Why? Because, good, japan could get back at that, but they've launched missiles toward Japan before.
GC:Well, yeah, it's the test, they're testing. That's what I was going to say what my thing is.
David:Think about all these different places. The United States is tied to them militarily. Right, if China invades Taiwan? Taiwan, we have to go right, china Invades, or will it North Korea? All those things that I said? Right, the United States has to give a response that pulls us into a third world war, because we also have allies that would then be obligated to defend us. It's called NATO right Japanese are building up their military because they no longer feel like they are safe.
GC:And then Sweden just joined NATO, Finland four or five months ago. Wait is.
David:Finland wait, sweden did join wait my brain is saying Finland, sweden, one of them is not waiting on Turkey. Right point is I'll look that up. Sorry everybody, it's been a long week. That is my fear, that all this, and I and I fear for I'm not gonna lie I feel feel for People like you. I mean to quite honest, you're a very Dear friend, even if you don't call me or text me every day, right, and you only come here for this, right, but I know I do in the most platonic Bro. Wait, did you just say a platonic yes, because I Because I'm about to say something I love you In a, in a very. You know, you are a very dear brother, even though the during the pandemic You'd never called to check on me, I didn't. If something were to happen to you, if you were at temple, oh, oh and I heard something happening right, Devastating yes but this type of fear is not.
David:You know, 20 years ago I wouldn't have thought about this, but nowadays, if I hear that you get shot at temple, tragic. But I'll be like, yeah, so that shit coming. You did you think?
GC:You know, actually we didn't go to temple because of that.
David:You know it had a you don't go to temple because you're not a good Jew.
GC:Oh, I'm a horrible. I mean, no one is worse than me. I'm like heard it here first.
David:Yeah, I Been saying that shit for a long time.
GC:You know, yeah, but yeah, I, you know we didn't go to temple, you know we've been going lately and you know one of the things, we just chilled out and watch it live, streamed it and you know we have. I want to give a shout out to my rabbi, charlie Robby. Charlie Walker, he's, he's amazing. Remind me at some point to tell you the background of this guy.
David:He was why don't we get him on here and we'll talk? Yeah, yeah, he would love to do. Charlie, let's come on.
GC:I've always wanted to talk about by yeah, I have.
David:I remember I wanted to talk to a rabbi a long time ago. It's like, hey, let's have a show and we'll talk to rabbis and priests and give him shit. So, charlie, you're not gonna get a free ride here, I'm gonna, I'm gonna drill you.
GC:Oh yeah.
David:I'm gonna ask you why you can't have a cheeseburger.
GC:Um, I'm kidding, no, but Charlie would be great to he rabbi Charlie is amazing, so give him a shout out, I will. Rabbi Charlie, you're amazing and you are more than welcome to come here any Time you want into the murder basement does yes, and the dungeon.
David:Philosophers have a lot of it looks like shit here, but it's gonna get better though. We're gonna make this.
GC:Why are you so?
David:dramatic. Well, because it's a little dirty man.
GC:That's what we do, that is.
David:It's a dungeon, just two dudes, two dudes talking into an expensive microphone about, about Things that we can't change. We can, we can't, with love, no, but that's what I'm saying. No, this, this whole thing. So we'll wrap this up Okay, because I know that we there are so many events happening even as we speak. There are people dying. Right at this moment, right at this exact moment, somebody's being shot, somebody's being bombed that makes me sad man, so I'm just saying I don't know where this is gonna end.
David:I fear that this is going into a bigger problem and I feel like not enough people are paying attention to it.
GC:It's amazing how many Middle East conflict?
David:Yes, there is amazing how many people who say oh, that's sad, I try not to watch it. Oh, I had to turn it off. It's too much, mike, but this might be the beginning of A very big conflict that you will have to pay attention to soon you will.
GC:And and then just think about this to the. The United States are sitting out there waiting, and If this, the United States military presence, doesn't give you pause, just think about this. Guess who else is there too to see.
David:I a oh, they're everywhere. They've been there already. They're listening right now.
GC:Oh yes, oh yeah, we're tapped. Okay, yeah, we good.
David:We good? No, that does give me pause, cuz it makes me wonder why again Bring it back to the earlier question, I add why did they not know this was gonna happen? We have the best intelligence with the CIA, we have the best intelligence in Israel, and you're gonna tell me no one knew. 600, a thousand, two thousand rockets were coming. No one knew. Are you fucking trying to? I'm not stupid, okay what?
David:no, you're telling me that a whole army of Hamas fighters right, never said boo About. We're gonna take someone out, someone out that you never had one CIA operative Planted in Palestine Planned into the Gaza Strip to say, hey, call, call up their guy and say, hey, no, that happened.
GC:No, no, no.
David:Everybody was fucking quiet, and then all of a sudden the idea I'm sure it did they they pull back from the. Just Maybe maybe they accidentally just got off the wall and then pal Gaza Strip heard about, hamas heard about, and they're like, okay, now attack. No, oh, they're a lot of funny shit happening. Oh, you're cute yeah.
GC:No, are you implying?
David:No, no, no, yes, probably you.
GC:Are you implying that the prime minister of Israel Disregarded any intel that he may have gotten from the CIA and Said that's alright, I don't think it's gonna be that bad, and he just disregarded all the intel and let this happen?
David:I don't think I could just had a better than that. Oh, oh, so you?
GC:so no, but yes, but maybe I don't freaking, know, I just know the world is chaos and so in 3000 people, you would, you would let 3000 people Parish Just to save your shit.
David:Are you looking me in the eye?
GC:right now asking me I'm saying based on your theory, based on that premise, you're just.
David:Alright, when a country gets bombed, okay and 3,000 people die. Do you think one senator, one politician, actually cries over the lives lost? Or is it an ego thing like we're not gonna be fucking bombed and do you think that it wouldn't be in their interest sometimes?
GC:You mean a senator or a?
David:congressman a man or woman, anyone when you're on the in the know, okay, I'm not talking about the dumbass congressmen who know what you know. That's not on the intelligence committee.
David:But I'm saying, let's say you know that you want to take someone out, but you can't take them out aggressively because then you look like the bad guy. It's always easier to claim self-defense when you're trying to murder somebody, but what I'm saying is 3,000 people when you have millions, 3,000 people when you're looking at your whole people's past and thinking now is the time to rise up. They're always when.
GC:Oh, I see what you're doing. Let me change this thought, okay.
David:When the United States entered World War II and went to the European theater and into the Asian Pacific theater, they knew that they would lose hundreds of thousands, not a thousand, not 2,000, not 3,000 soldiers. Did they pause and say you know what? Let's just stay back here and build up a wall and see what happens? No, they're like hey, you know what that's worth? The cost of victory. We're going to have to lose 100,000 soldiers. We might lose 200,000 soldiers, but it's for freedom, it's for our country, it's for humanity, it's for the world, it's for our God, it's for our people, we're going against the evil.
David:Hey, don't talk yet. So what I'm saying is I just cut out his microphone, he ain't going to interrupt me. So what I'm saying is you can't tell me in the history of the world that we're ever worried about a small number of people, because it would. We're not worried about losing people for a cause. The cause is greater than a small amount. So if you're going to tell me 3,000 Israelis have to die so that we can gain the upper hand and wipe out our enemy, that's nothing. Talk about the Bible, man.
GC:That's very. That is Wow Now.
David:I'm going to let you talk. I'm shutting off my mic.
GC:No, don't shut up, that is.
David:Food for thought. That's all it is.
GC:No, let's see, that's bullshit. Are you one of these people that says that FDR knew that Japan was going to attack Pearl Harbor? And he knew it and he wanted to stimulate the economy, do away with Hitler and destroy Japan All in one fell swoop. So are you one of these people that says that Franklin Delano Roosevelt, president of the United States, knew that attack was coming? Because there are people out there that think that and they say it's just inconsequential?
David:When I look you're just trying to pin me on one little instance of history.
GC:But I will say yes. Are you operating under that premise?
David:I will say people use false flag operations to get what they want. People use intelligence. I am saying that there's a possibility, and it scares me. This is not pro Hamas, this is not anything like that.
GC:And they usually use a straw man to be the focal point of the whole thing.
David:That's what I'm saying. I'm worried about because there are a lot of things pointing and I could be proven wrong and this could all be just like hey, David, you're an idiot and this podcast proves you're an idiot, we're going to cancel culture. I'm just saying, everything scares me and I feel like people believe what they want to believe, but when you start connecting dots you're like wait a second, this doesn't quite make total sense.
GC:But here's the thing we got to keep in mind this to the people that the families of the people who lives with lost on both sides wouldn't agree with us. They don't give a shit what happened, they just know they lost their loved ones.
David:Honestly, that's how I feel. I don't give a shit about what happened.
GC:I'm worried about the people who are dying.
David:I'm not worried about the political cause. I'm not worried about Netanyahu. I'm not worried about his political future.
GC:I'm not even thinking about what's the future of the Israel? To make the record clear D his political future was in jeopardy.
David:This dude was about to go to jail.
GC:He was trying to be an autocrat. Exactly, he's still going to get him.
David:It's kind of funny. This has happened many times in history. That's right, so yeah. I don't know about the FDR thing.
David:If we want to talk it, we can dedicate a whole podcast and I can do my research because, yes, I have heard this, there are people who deny those reports, but I do know that he said to Winston Churchill I can send you stuff on a lend lease, but I cannot give you boots on the ground, because the country wasn't there yet. They didn't want anything to do with it. And then, one day, after December 7th 1941, everybody wanted war, every boy wanted to join the fight.
GC:My parents was a product, a byproduct of that, because they were children during the World War II. Same.
David:Yeah, you know what's the funny thing, though you want to talk about some shit. What the United States mainland wasn't attacked A little island that we claimed, and kicked out the people because we wanted pineapples. We put our fucking base on there and we said I like this place. Oh, you got a queen? Fuck, no, you don't have a queen. We got dole and so we grew some pineapples. And then our base got bombed and we're like whole country.
GC:It wasn't us that got bombed, it wasn't a mainland it was our pineapple people.
David:Well, we took it Like we took everything else. We did?
GC:We took everything else. We took Alaska. No, we bought Alaska. We can't say that the Russians took Alaska. They did, and you know, sarah Palin could see Russia from our Are we going there? No, she did. Are we going that far back? She can actually see it from her deck, I didn't know that was true.
David:Yes, oh, I thought that was just. No, she can't actually see it.
GC:You can't see across the Bering Strait you think I would say this Wait, isn't there a?
David:time, though, when the water goes down enough. No the water was down. That's how everybody got to Alaska. Let's not talk about this this way too deep. Anyway, my point is that, yeah, I think this might be a false flag, I think it might be a straw man, I don't know. Things are not adding up and I know the world is war hungry and I know that your people, the Jewish people, people might be suffering.
GC:And it's very sad it might be.
David:No, no, no, I mean they are at this point and the Palestinians. I don't want to take anything bigger.
GC:Because there are people, there are Palestinians, who do not support Hamas. They don't or Hezbollah, or Iran or any of the terrorist groups.
David:There are many Israelis who do not support aggression.
GC:No they don't, I guess the Gaza.
David:Strip. Everybody just wants peace. Yes, that's it.
GC:And this is this disagreement has been going on not for 75 years, but for 5,000 years.
David:Jake Sullivan was on Kristen Welker Today I meet the press and she asked him you know why was it? Just a couple of weeks ago you were saying there's peace in the Middle East and everything's going well, and he basically says like, look, if you would have said my whole thing that I said. I said, you know, like right now you know this could change. So I think she was questioning like why didn't the United States know why? Why the change? Why didn't anybody see this coming?
GC:Well, yeah, that is it. Is it incumbent upon the United States to see every ally? You know? You know the president.
David:We are closely tied with Israel.
GC:You know, the president gets briefings every morning.
David:Yes.
GC:You know, is it incumbent upon us to, you know, financially, take care of them? Didn't you tell them we got to do their intelligence as well? Is that what we're saying? I mean, it should have been BB and his crew saying hey look, this is a real threat from Hamas. You think he's there? I don't think this is going to be a threat If we're going to do this Wow.
David:That was so close to BB. God, I can tell you're an actor. That was great.
GC:You think that's what we're doing.
David:See GC on Marvelous Maisel. Oh yeah, he was on there. I don't know. You don't see why I'm going with that. I see where you're going. I don't know how much responsibility we have. We are quite tied to them. We have the CIA working with Mossad. We have all this stuff. We give them weapons. We have them F-35s. They buy things from us. They put Pegasus on all of our fucking phones. Not one Hamas fighter used a goddamn iPhone. Are you joking? Are you telling me?
GC:Oh, and, by the way, hamas is a regular spy, regularly spy on the United States, always have. Yeah, so you tell me, but we didn't know that's what they do.
David:If we didn't know, then I'm going to go back to JFK and I'm going to say JFK wanted to get rid of these Shut up. Cia. He wanted to get rid of them. You know what?
GC:He was going to cut them in a thousand pieces, are you?
David:only there to overthrow governments. Oh wait, what's going to happen? They're going to overthrow Hamas. I guess the CIA was there. It's just not happening the way we think it should, but it's happening the way they want it to. Attack us. We'll lose 3,000 people, but guess what You're talking about? Israel, yeah, attack us. What the United States knows Israel knows will wipe out Hamas forever. But this was the only way to do it, with the help of the United States.
GC:We will always help our Israeli brothers. We will, we will and I think we. Yeah, I have a theory about that, I have a conspiracy theory. I have a theory about that. I have a theory about why the American public is so and never in love with Israel. I mean, that's gonna be a different show, okay all right, we're gonna get it out there. Yeah, let's get the rest of our week out, brother.
David:So let me wrap that and I think you're in agreement with me. Let me just wrap up that conversation about Israel and Hamas with Okay, I hope everybody listening and everybody who's not listening, cause that's more of you unites in thought and prayer and love that we need to stop war and all come together and this goes for the crazy fucking terrorists too. Stop put your goddamn weapon down.
GC:Eat a burrito. What the hell A burrito? Smoke some weed.
David:Yeah, drink some wine. Have a shroom. Yeah, red wine. So let's move on to the next topic. We got 10 minutes left, nine minutes or less. How fast can we do this? Let's do it. Jada Pickens Pinkett. Jada Jada Pinkett Smith. Very good, tell me what your thoughts are.
GC:She's at it again. What's she doing? Well, she's bringing that old hashing, that old bullshit up again about. First of all, she slapped my dude. I mean well, she had her husband slap my boy. So you know, and I used to be a real huge fan of Will Smith, a huge fan I loved you know, I wasn't necessarily a big, you know fresh prince, you know that was a little. Oh, come on, we all were.
David:We all got jiggy with it too. Oh, getting jiggy, you know, in his music.
GC:You know, he was a pretty good lyricist. Yeah he's all right and you know he saved the world, you know.
David:Well, I need to get back on that shit. Yeah, he said well.
GC:M-I-B. I mean, I was a huge fan of the franchise. And then, and then the slap. Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth. Yes.
David:Wait, and Chris Rock wasn't like wait what? Actually, I think it was Okay.
GC:Here's the thing your wife's name out of your motherfucking mouth. Why, what the fuck? And they're not even together. You know that right.
David:Well they were. Have you ever seen that red table talks that she?
GC:has. I didn't see that Okay when she screwed her son, best friend.
David:Yeah, well, yes, and told Will about it at the red table.
GC:Well, you think, that did he not know? This I didn't see it.
David:So I'm just. You could see on his face that he was trying to keep his shit together. It was destroying him on camera. That woman has destroyed him. I don't. I'm not even saying I was a huge fan before I liked him. Whatever, it's not like I had a Will Smith album in my house.
GC:No.
David:Because I'm white, probably Not probably your wife.
GC:Meeting some.
David:Wednesday 7 o'clock Bring your pillowcase, yeah, yeah.
GC:Because that's where the Klan meets, at Crackabelle.
David:Thanks for clarifying that for the dumb audience who can't get that joke, and Dave and Dave.
GC:usually he heads up to meetings and they usually own Wednesdays at 7 pm. Dave and I have been doing this, saying this, for years. I got a gavel when. I say something offensive you accuse me of being.
David:Klan and he knows I'm just trying to get his goat going. Oh, the goat is tombrating. Anyway, that's another point. Point is she basically?
GC:She's back in.
David:Chris Rock tells a joke, will Smith laughs. Will Smith, why can't I talk? Jada tells a joke, right, will Smith laughs at the joke. Sees her, she's not laughing. Feels like he has to call it out to get his manhood going. Goes up and slaps Chris Rock. Bitch slaps him. Yes, did you see his footwork on that slap? By the way, watch his feet. Everybody Put that up on YouTube. Watch Will's feet. They turn with the slap. That is a good. That's a trained fighter. Right there, he did Ali man.
GC:Man, let me tell you something I'm not saying.
David:He was even good at Ali. Let me clarify this. I don't like Will Smith as Muhammad Ali. He was absolutely non-charismatic. Ali was one of the greatest orators of our time. Now he said the same shit over and over again, but the point is Ali was charismatic. His eyes were bright. He used to have this smile on his face. He was engaging. He was amazing.
GC:Will Smith always did it in the face Really.
David:Playing Muhammad Ali.
GC:he sucked, I'm going to say it right here he didn't deserve.
David:I will say it right here yeah, watch Muhammad Ali in the.
GC:I shocked the world. I shocked the world. I'm pretty.
David:Look at his face. Now watch Will Smith. He looks angry while he's saying I'm shocked. I shocked the world. Muhammad was just amazed that he even did it. He didn't even know if he was going to beat him. Oh, yes, he did In his mind, but there was a part of him that was like wondering.
GC:Yeah, and then he did it and he's like I did it because, you know, they put Linemann in his eyes. Yes, they did we're getting off track.
David:So Jada Pinkett Smith today, right Go.
GC:She's back at that bullshit again, saying I didn't know he was going to slap him. You know I thought it was a skit and she knew he was going to do that. I mean, when the look like you just said, the look that she gave him, it was like go get him, go get him.
David:You going to put up with that, you little dick.
GC:You know I have my theories about Will Smith. You know the word is the open secret. Secret about him, but we always he's gay. Is that what you're saying?
David:Yeah, oh, that's what they say about everybody.
GC:Why can't people?
David:Why people? Just well, tom Cruise.
GC:John Travolta, Will Smith. Who ever said that top gun Maverick was gay? Who ever said that?
David:Oh man, just get on the internet, I don't have time.
GC:There was a whole Southpaw episode about this but I will still be if that would have been me and he's going to hit Chris Rock. He's going to hit Chris Rock, probably the tiniest dude in comedy. He wouldn't have done the rock like that Now would have. Oh good God.
David:No, he did do it because he knew that he wasn't expecting it you think you would have hit Dave Chappelle like that. That would have been great. Oh, I would have loved the comedy after that.
GC:That wouldn't have been nothing funny about that. He would have taken him down. Yeah, he wouldn't hit someone. I mean, look, he's a big dude, yeah.
David:He's a trained fighter. Now, I'm not saying he's a good fighter. I'm saying when he did that role he got in shape. He had trained with Boxer. Sure, he did. He knew how to throw a punch. Now his hand now. It wasn't the best slap I've ever seen. I'm not going to go that far but he comes at a high angle and downward, that's a bitch slap. That's what we call bitch.
GC:I know that.
David:But his footwork as he turns. That's putting your momentum into it, All that shit you just said you think he would have hit 50 like that. No man, I don't think he would have hit anybody else but Chris Rock.
GC:Right, yeah, but now they're just saying like I didn't want him to do it. Yeah, I'm a good person. You know what I would have me and I would have named every chair in our auditorium on Will Smith. And then this is what he did, and he has something you don't do in the hood. What he slapped that brother right Hard, hard as hell. And guess what he did?
David:What he turned his back Because he knew wasn't gonna take him out.
GC:You know you're gonna slap me in front of the whole world.
David:You're gonna turn around well, he knew that he wasn't gonna retaliate. He also did you look at his face as he turned. His face is looking at J Delight. Did I do it right? Yeah are you happy? That guy was looking for a few approval from that woman and he didn't get it.
GC:He did. Now they're separated.
David:Yes, now she's disavowing it because it's bad publicity.
GC:And here's the thing and everyone knows this, and she keeps the harp harping on this two-part shit to park. Didn't love this kid, this woman, like that. He never did, man, please cuz you know what he was in love with Serita Jones sister Jay was good-looking when she was young. She was an attraction, right but alright and you know, and she never really cared if this dude lived, died or grew mushrooms in his ass. Wait, which one? Jenny Packard didn't care about Will Smith like that.
David:Oh, that's what you're saying. Sorry, you said to.
GC:No, she didn't care if he what I just said lived, died of rude mushrooms in his butt. She didn't care.
David:Well, I wish she'd grow magic mushrooms in his butt. Take one, be a nice person.
GC:You think he's?
David:you think he's not a?
GC:nice person for all. What with all accounts. They say you know wills, that do you know. When you work with will, you know he's like a, he's very Open and accommodating, is for you know. Huh, I know better than our actors can be with each other.
David:I have special on the stage. Well, I have heard two things. I am not in Hollywood, I don't know which is true. I've heard that he's a great guy to work with, and I've also heard he's a volatile guy to work with yes, oh, really, yeah, okay, well, what is true? I don't know, but I'm not talking about that. What I'm talking about is the woman's trying to disavow all the bad behavior that she groomed In will Smith. She groomed him To be that guy.
GC:Wow, going to that's really. That's something to think about is it not?
David:his manhood Was being threatened because his wife was disapproving. And you know, in the hood Is that how they say it right in the hood in the hood, yeah, no, no. In in the hood, the hood in the hood, hot hood. How did you say that? In the hood, in the hood, yeah, in the hood.
GC:Yeah that doesn't sound right coming on it Just like you said it.
David:doing the first episode, we did the projects Well look in the project, but even in, even in, like my father Would have taken a guy out who disrespected my mom and my mom, my dad was a very gentle man, but there's a boiling point, right right. However, there is etiquette. There are times for retaliation, not national TV, oh, not during an award show, and a joke at that.
GC:Yes, and see, here's the thing that dude thought he wasn't gonna get a Academy Award Because she felt he should have gotten one a year before with the movie concussion, right, yeah, well, he made this one about you know the tennis movie and he thought he wasn't gonna get one, so he was sitting over there upset on it. No, I'm serious.
David:No, I believe you, but did you hear all that bullshit about how he had to? He said it like oh, I got into character to play the bad father and it came out, and that's why no, oh yeah, that was part of the excuse.
GC:That's excuse why he did it.
David:Yeah, I put him into a bad mental state, you know, and he took the character too deeply and then he had to protect his God. I'm just so over it.
GC:But anyway he yeah me and will Smith was still being in there fighting.
David:But see, here we're talking about will Smith's behavior this whole time, but what we're saying is is that she groomed the guy To become that. You keep saying that why do you think? Because I do think that he was trying to live up to some standard. He couldn't measure up for Jada.
GC:Are you kidding me?
David:She was.
GC:Smith movies gross billions of dollars.
David:I have to do anything.
GC:No one would go around the corner to see this bitch in the movie.
David:Gary, you could make a billion dollars. Gc, you could make a billion dollars, and that ain't gonna make Sarah respect you anymore. So anyway, let's wrap it up with that.
GC:I'm just saying he, he's a international movie star, she's not right, that doesn't matter what happens.
David:Hey, she had him by the balls. That's all I gotta say.
GC:Okay, we'll discuss that at a different time, but she's that, he's, he's will Smith, she's Jada, pick pink it, smith with alopecia. So what, what? What is will Smith losing here? He's sleeping with men and women what okay, I'm with that. He wants.
David:look, that is true, you can have anybody wants but the one person who didn't always want him is who you want. You see what I'm saying, like when, look what I want the one. If there could be 10 beautiful women in front of you, okay, okay, but there's gonna be one that doesn't want you, that's the one you're gonna choose Because that's the one that you got to work for. Hunters men are hunters, right. Yeah, you know will Smith Can have any woman he wants, but he's married to this one. She don't want now.
David:I always go for the the chick with low stealth esteem and one tooth well, sarah, and that's how you got to be with GC, happy anniversary, and with that full circle we'll wrap this up. So I hope you have a great week. You're gonna be out of town.
GC:I well, we were going out of town, we were going ahead to the great City of Chicago, but it you know, circumstances happen, so we may not go. We just may make it a week where we just sit around and just Pick up fleas off each other.
David:Well, that sounds great, man. You have a great happy anniversary, you get some relaxation time. Thank you, brother, and we'll be back here next week Rambling on, and rambling on, and rambling on.
GC:And listen guys. Thank you for your feedback. It's really been great. Dave said you know people say all y'all ain't shit, but a lot of people that come has Listen to the show said you know you guys are great. Thank you for that and thank you for tuning in and please, thank you for acknowledging that Sarah and I, you know, been together Well.
David:30 what now? You can't remember 35 years.
GC:Yeah, and, and please give see my best.
David:I will, I will she. We got to get together. We got to have dinner. Yes, sir, because this can't be the only time we see each other or it can, or it actually.
GC:Yeah, I think that's that's enough.
David:All right, everybody, tune in on Apple, spotify and wherever else we are. Please hit, follow, tell all your friends about us and listen to us. Well, you're on the toilet.
GC:Yes, sir, that's the best place to listen to us See you next week, all right, all right, my brother, take care everyone and with that, see you next week. All right guys.
David:Let's do a little beatbox. What are you burping? Come on give me some I.
GC:Don't know how to. I'm white motherfucker. Get in there, man. I know you are and you sound like it, oh yeah stick to that.
David:That's my ex arose.
GC:That's what I was.