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Harbaugh's Scandal, Political Education, and Forehead Tattoos

November 13, 2023 Garry Wadell and David Joy Season 1 Episode 10
Harbaugh's Scandal, Political Education, and Forehead Tattoos
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Harbaugh's Scandal, Political Education, and Forehead Tattoos
Nov 13, 2023 Season 1 Episode 10
Garry Wadell and David Joy

Brace for impact as we delve into the thrilling controversy surrounding the recent ban on Michigan Wolverines head coach, Jim Harbaugh. Buckle up as we dissect the allegations of sign stealing that have marred the Michigan Wolverines. David gets fired up and GC fires back. 

Next, we navigate the murky waters of political controversy, as we examine the recent law passed in North Carolina that bans certain books from the K-4 curriculum. We untangle the threads of the heated debate around nature versus nurture, and the potential effects of such laws on children. 

Finally, we trade the heavy for the humorous, as we discuss the, shall we say, "commitment" involved in getting a tattoo of a partner's name across your forehead. Is it a grand gesture of love or a foolish mistake? 

We guarantee a riveting rollercoaster of controversies, thought-provoking debates, and lighthearted banter, all in one episode! So, are you ready to dive in?

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Brace for impact as we delve into the thrilling controversy surrounding the recent ban on Michigan Wolverines head coach, Jim Harbaugh. Buckle up as we dissect the allegations of sign stealing that have marred the Michigan Wolverines. David gets fired up and GC fires back. 

Next, we navigate the murky waters of political controversy, as we examine the recent law passed in North Carolina that bans certain books from the K-4 curriculum. We untangle the threads of the heated debate around nature versus nurture, and the potential effects of such laws on children. 

Finally, we trade the heavy for the humorous, as we discuss the, shall we say, "commitment" involved in getting a tattoo of a partner's name across your forehead. Is it a grand gesture of love or a foolish mistake? 

We guarantee a riveting rollercoaster of controversies, thought-provoking debates, and lighthearted banter, all in one episode! So, are you ready to dive in?

Support the Show.

David:

And here we go. Oh, yeah, what's up? It's about GD Time.

GC:

What is happening, my dear sweet, sweet brother David?

David:

I love it when you talk dirty. Today is Monday, November 13th. You will be listening to this probably Tuesday morning on November 14th, so welcome to our show. How you doing, GZ?

GC:

I am doing well, my man. How are you?

David:

I'm good, but I have to apologize, cause last time we were talking man dude, I took over the microphone, so today I'm gonna take it over again.

GC:

Well, you know, you're Michael and I'm Tito.

David:

Wait, like the Jackson's? Yeah, I'm Michael.

GC:

I think you're Michael, man. I'm so happy that you say that.

David:

Thank you, GC. You're so sweet to me.

GC:

You know, they are all. I love kids, they're all the soft spoken.

David:

Yeah, even Janet, I know it.

GC:

I'm Miss.

David:

Jackson cause I'm nasty.

GC:

Yes, she's very nasty.

David:

You know, I got a plant in my office called Miss Jackson.

GC:

On purpose.

David:

Oh yeah, yeah, I saved it during the pandemic, oh you talking about?

GC:

yeah, I know what you're talking about yeah, you saw my Pothos. I did hey, listen, my mother and I had a discussion about Janet Jackson. What'd you say about Janet? I said I didn't think she deserved to be in the Hall of Fame, woof. And my mother was like, are you out of your mind? Are you out of your mind? I said she probably had the weakest voice you ever wanted to hear.

David:

She was like she had some of the toughest beats man.

GC:

I you talking about Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis. Yeah, that was Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis. Yeah, but she was the artist and then his would really piss me off to all pistivity. She got in before my baby Shock-a-con.

David:

Shock-a-con, shock-a-con, shock-a-con.

GC:

She did, but anyway, that's neither here or there.

David:

I just you brought up Janet Jackson and I just Well, I brought up my plant, but I am glad we talked about that. So today, we are going to be talking about the Michigan Wolverines ban on Jim Harbaugh. We both have a lot to say about that. So sorry we're not talking about Hamas this week, but this is just as.

GC:

Juicy.

David:

Noddy and juicy. Yes, yes, gc is going to get juicy, juicy, juicy, juicy. Okay, uh, oh. And then we're going to talk about, uh, a crayon story here in. North Carolina. The law has gone too far and they are banning the crayon book.

GC:

Yes, that's going to be interesting.

David:

We'll talk about that, and then at the end we're going to do GC's that dumb shit story. Hold on for that, because this one's probably the dumbest and not as dirty this time.

GC:

I. You know, my story is not always dirty.

David:

Well, it was for the last three. So everybody thought you had a, everybody thought you had to think everybody. I talked to you like why is? Why is he always bringing up Cause? I told everybody that it was your segment, not mine. Oh, you did. Oh, hell yeah.

GC:

Of course you did. I am not getting burnt for that.

David:

All right, I'm going to start Michigan on Friday Last week, veterans day. Tony Petiti of Petiti, tony Titty, tony Petiti, uh, of the big 10 conference, he's the commissioner. Ban Jim Harbaugh for three. Harbaugh, can I talk? Ban Jim Harbaugh for three games on veterans day, as the team gets in the air, does not notify Michigan first, he notifies ESPN and Jim Har finds out by saying he finds out by someone showing him social media that he had been banned. So they go to Penn State. He cannot be on the sidelines. He can coach during the week with the team. Yes, on the sidelines. He is not allowed to coach the team. They go into Penn State. I think that it was not a great performance, but Sherone Moore held that team together. They performed admirably on the road in a hostile environment Out at night.

GC:

That might have been a different story.

David:

Yes, after the game, sherone Moore got a little sappy in which I loved uh, maybe not the language, maybe not the language, maybe not the crying Okay, but the motion I understand. So I've caught you up on the story.

GC:

Gc, give me your take, oh well, thank you for throwing it back at me, listen. Uh well, first of all, let's go back. We need to keep in mind that they never proved that Jim Harbaugh, coach Harbaugh, did anything wrong.

David:

Correct.

GC:

As far as being involved with the signal, stealing of signals. So he's never been. They said. We can't prove or just prove that he's done anything but to keep the integrity of the sport and the spirit of the conference, we are going to set an example for people who, who, uh, want to engage in that type of thing, and I know everyone says that everyone does it. But here's the thing my take on this is that if it proves, if it proves that Jim Harbaugh was in fact on anyone on his staff stay with me, I see you making faces, I'm with him Anyone on his staff engaged in that then the university of Michigan Wolverines should not participate in the playoffs, or oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, or any bowl game whatsoever.

GC:

Now some people will disagree with me and say what? Oh, gc, no bowl games, don't take a bowl game. I can understand the playoffs, but not a bowl game. Now, when you do that, when you play college sports, if you everyone is trying to get an advantage I don't care what level D one to junior college, you're always trying to get an advantage but when your advantage is so much greater by stealing signals that it's not even competitive anymore, then why are we out here. You might as well walk up to the line and say hey, david, I'm on offense, you on defense, you the defensive tackle.

GC:

I'm say, david, I'm gonna have the running back, run to the right and let's see if you can stop it. You can't. I think it ruins the spirit of the game. I don't care whether it's football, I don't care if it's basketball, baseball like the Astros, cheek and bastards or soccer, you know, it doesn't matter what it is. So if Michigan is involved in that, then they should be punished. Now, what about? I heard you say doing the pre-show, before the show, and look, you can't see it. But you should see David's face.

David:

I mean, if he could kick me off this planet, he would.

GC:

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no.

David:

Now I know people are going to say Well, everyone does it.

GC:

Well, michigan got caught. That's just like I saw on television today. Someone said, well, that's fine, so if we could, we could just do it. If we both, you and I, are driving on the highway and I'm speeding and you're speeding and a cop catches me and you go on ahead and leave me like you probably would and leave me, why would you say that, keep going and leave me. And I tell the cop I was like, well, he was speeding too. Well, you think the cops going to say, well, I caught your ass, not?

David:

him. Okay, okay, yeah, okay.

GC:

And so if everyone is stealing signals, then they will get their time, they will get caught. But Michigan got caught. Now I know that people will say, well, this guy wasn't affiliated with coach Harbaugh and you know who is this guy. He was going to 30 games and he was scouting and stealing signals. But that means Harbaugh is over his program. So with the NCAA and I've dealt with the NCAA before the NCAA is going to say I'm serious, I'm hearing you. You need to manage your program. If you can't manage your program, then we'll find somebody who can, just like Rick Petino. You know what happened to Rick Petino at Louisville?

GC:

But they were you know, yes, yeah they're recruits, they were buying shoes, they were, you know, prostitutes and all that stuff. So all this stuff, they, they were getting paid for the recruits to come to Louisville and and they told Rick Bettino, he said, well, I didn't have anything to do, that, that was my recruiters, that was recruiting these kids out of high school. And what did they say? What did they do in double ACP say? What did the the, the AD of Louisville, said this is your program.

David:

Can we talk about Michigan though?

GC:

I'm Tom, I'm just saying, I'm just giving you an example. So they're gonna say the same thing a hotball. They're gonna say this is your program, you manage it. That means this is an institutional problem here at the University of Michigan. Okay, go, oh here we go.

David:

I Disagree with almost everything you said. Oh, of course you did Okay, but okay, I let's full disclaimer. I am a Michigan Wolverine through and through. Jim Harbaugh was my hero when I was a kid. He was the first quarterback. I can remember playing at the University of Michigan because I didn't get full consciousness in my body until about 1983. Weirdly, I wasn't a huge football fan at five years old, but by the time I was seven I was watching the games with my family.

David:

Okay my parents were Buckeyes, the kids were Wolverines. All right, now you have my background. Here we go. First thing this whole thing is bullshit and I'll tell you why. It's a witch hunt and it is a witch hunt and I can not prove it, but from the information that has come out I can lay out a good case. So the first thing that happened Michigan's playing Rutgers this year, right, okay. Well, let's go back a little further.

David:

Harbaugh is already in trouble for the burger gate Recruiting. Apparently it's a level two violation. It wasn't a big deal, but then he misled them, which is a level one violation. He's saying I didn't actually mislead you. We don't have any details from burger gate because it's an NCAA investigation ongoing. They haven't actually released what he's accused of. Therefore, jim Harbaugh can actually defend himself in public until this has been litigated.

David:

Now Michigan self-imposed a three game suspension at the beginning of this year. Jim Harbaugh is not on the sidelines for the first three games of the year. That's correct. Michigan took action Before the NCAA did because a deal was not reached. Originally there was a four game suspension by the NCAA. The deal fell through at the 11th hour. That didn't happen. So Michigan said you know what? We're gonna go ahead and self-impose. He's out for three games. Michigan is that type of university. If they think their coach might have done wrong doing, they won't back him up. They will self-impose because they don't want the university to look sketchy. So here we go. They play Rutgers. What's his name? Shiano? Greg Shiano is the coach. After the game they got skunked Rutgers. Actually, they played pretty tough against me in the first game.

GC:

It was a very good game, so he is.

David:

So I'll try and go fast, because I know everybody who's listening probably is sick of this story, like I am, but we're gonna go. So Greg Shiano he says after the game there's something fishy going on. They know what we were doing. Okay, bullshit. You just didn't win. And that might be true, right, because they were calling. But, stein, stealing is not illegal. Let's get that through everyone's head. Who's talking about this? You can steal signs. That's all they do. So when you say I want to uphold the sport, the spirit of sport, well, you better burn it down and then rebuild it, because every Single team steal signs. Why? Because they don't have headsets and they put the signs on the side. You think they're not gonna look, they're gonna, like, put their heads down when the coaches are calling.

GC:

Well, you know, a lot of times deal with the code in miles. What about the posters? Yeah, the posters. Right, you can't hide those signs? Yeah, but no one knows what the hell that means, unless you know that's what happens.

David:

So, Greg Shiano this is a weird way this happens. Greg Shiano says something fishy is going on right almost immediately after we start getting trickles of what Connor stallions is doing it doesn't come out.

GC:

So explain to the people who connoisseur.

David:

Connoisseur was a staffer. He was a volunteer for a while for the University of Michigan. I think he was hired two years ago.

David:

Finally, this guy is a Homer. He loves Michigan like no other place. He didn't even go to Michigan, but he would Come to Michigan to see the games. He actually started where. I forget what university is. He's a. He's a military man. Okay, he is an intelligence. So he was his whole life is trying to get to the University of Michigan, which is part of this thing. Apparently, on his computer he had a 500 page manifesto about how to make Michigan the greatest, and I hate that word manifesto.

GC:

Manifest, destiny manifesto.

David:

That's a little crazy yeah so point is, connor stallings comes in, he tells them hey, I got a military background in intelligence and I Can decode all those signs. I know exactly how to do it. I can get you. That's not illegal, by the way. Everybody does it like literally everyone has somebody on staff to decode signs. So if you want to argue that point, forget about it right, because there's no point. We know this for a fact because the NCAA says you can steal signs.

David:

They do actually. Yes, it is not illegal. The only thing that is illegal is in person Scouting of a future opponent at their games and then Transmitting it by electronics.

GC:

Mmm.

David:

Okay, so here's a gray area right. Now I'm not saying what he did is right, but everybody's saying like they did it, we got proof, they should be punished. So Connor stallion? So let's go back. Rutgers Greg channel says hey, something funny going on. Then all this stuff about Connor stallion starts trickling out that he's been caught stealing signs, he's bought games Tickets to games 30.

GC:

At first it was just a few games. Then it was like now it's 30 games.

David:

Yes, then, hey, we got his Venmo account. Hey, he was on the sidelines at CMU, which I've seen that picture. I cannot tell you that it's the most ash I. Don't know that it was him. I looked at it and at first I'm like, oh yeah, the mouth is perfectly exactly the same.

David:

Mm-hmm but if you look at the face, the expressions, I'm not sure that it wasn't just someone from CMU. And they haven't even come out saying, hey, that's not our guy, right? This is a weird story. So it keeps trickling. Why do you trickle stuff? And, by the way, the NCAA didn't trickle it, it was a private firm that leaks it to the Washington Post. Right it's it to the media. That's, that's correct. Leaked it to ESPN.

GC:

Pete fit, fam famal is his name, and he was giving interviews today.

David:

Dan Wetzel, you got Bruce Feldman. All these, all these jackasses right who just took a story. They don't research it. They say, yeah, we have very good sources, we know this to be true. Well, you don't actually, because what's happened is everybody's going after Harbaugh's, if he knows. Now again, everyone has somebody on staff to steal signs. They knew they had a very good sign stealer that's probably yeah.

David:

Because he's a military man Everybody loves military and he says I was an intelligence, I can decode this. He doesn't tell him how he's doing it, he just comes up. Now. It's legal to get the videotape. They send you videotapes of the game. They have the coaches tape that they can watch these signs. It is not illegal to watch tape, the only thing they're saying is you have to watch tape anyway, exactly the only thing they're saying is you can't go in person.

David:

Now here's the thing. Until the CMU picture, no one even accused counter-stallings of going in person. What they said is he's hiring his friends buying them tickets. The friends would go record the sidelines. Give it back to him.

GC:

So in the coach.

David:

Harbaugh coach no, give it back to counter-stallings. I'm not, not. That's the thing. See, you did it.

GC:

You know, I thought that's what you're saying.

David:

No, he would get them to send it back To him counter-stallings. Counter-stallings would look at the videotape and try and decode it. He would watch it over and over again. He's getting now it's probably shaky video from an iPhone, but he's sitting there now. In this scenario the reason this is a big bullshit story in this scenario, counter-stallings has to actually watch the video himself. He still has to decode it himself. He's on staff now. He didn't do it in person. He got this from people, so there's a gray area because he wasn't in person. And also he's not transmitting signs during the game electronically, meaning they're not. Okay, what I'm saying is gray area. There's an argument Okay, I got yours part of the story. Let me finish this because I'm almost done. All right, oh, so here we go.

David:

Then all the big ten coaches get on the phone with Jim Harbaugh. They're like, hey, something's got to be done. Your cheaters and Coach Harbaugh has to get off the line. They're yelling at the commissioner saying we want this guy punished. Now Michigan's buying their time. They're like okay, you really want to do this. You really want to do this because we got dirt on you guys and we will not release it at first. You know we want peace, we just want to be done. I heard that from somebody else, so I Don't remember who said that. So what happens is let's go ahead and wrap this up. Big ten wants him, the coaches want him down, they're pressuring him.

David:

This is a Tony Petitti, the Big Ten, commissioner. He waits for a long time. They say, hey, we're gonna punish Michigan. It's coming, it's gonna be imminent. We are gonna hand down a punishment. We'll let you know in a few days. A few days go by. Michigan has to respond. By the way, it took, I think, 48 hours. They had to respond. So the Big Ten should have responded on Thursday last week. That's the point. But they didn't. So everybody's like, hey, when's the punishment coming? What's gonna happen? Now? Everybody knew that there was a suspension on the line for hardball. But what happens is, if you give it to the punishment on Thursday, like you should have, michigan can respond with an injunction to get it stopped yeah get it stopped with the court and say, hey, we'll take our punishment when you prove we did something wrong.

David:

But, right now you're just going on conjecture. Yes, there is some evidence, but we're saying it's a lone wolf, we didn't know about it. We've already fired the guy. What do you want us to do? And everybody say, hey, they went out and beat the shit out of Michigan State, boy 49, nothing. Even even Ohio State didn't beat Michigan State quite as bad. Now they beat them quite bad. Right, they go out. Who did they play next Shit.

GC:

I don't remember. They have Maryland next. They have Maryland next, and then yeah, you know who they have coming up after that Ohio State. But what I'm?

David:

saying is right now, let's go back to Friday. Comes, it's Veterans Day, everything shut down the Big Ten, Commissioner. When Michigan's in the air says, yeah, Fuck you Harbaugh, he doesn't even call Harbaugh. Wouldn't you call the school first to?

GC:

say we're handing down. Yes, I would call the athletic director. That's the normal protocol.

David:

Right. So what I'm saying is now I'm going to finish up. So Michigan released in response that Rutgers, ohio State and one other school were feeding Purdue all their signs from the coaches. They're colluding. They're saying we got Michigan signs. They sent them a whole sheet that had every Michigan sign on it and the person who decoded all that, who was hired to decode all that, leaked it and said hey, michigan's getting unfairly targeted because everybody freaking does this. Okay, do you have Big Ten coaches saying we don't do this?

David:

Okay maybe we do it, but we don't go as far as sending somebody in person. However, michigan didn't send anybody in person. So I was saying well, michigan, just okay, we all cheat, but Michigan took it too far. Wow, how'd they take it too far? Because they had a really good decoder, because he sent again because we don't have anybody in the course.

GC:

Okay, I'm not disagreeing with a lot. You're saying, come on, but I am.

David:

Okay.

GC:

And I think number one is Jim Harbaugh. It's him Now. If it was his brothers, it probably wouldn't be a bigger deal. What do you mean?

David:

it's him. He has a reputation. Exactly, he has a reputation that came with it. I'm just saying telling him like it is Right. But thank you for making the point. The point of this whole thing is you just said it yes, hey, it's Jim Harbaugh. He has a reputation. That's what's been happening. He has been so good the past few years. They're looking for anything that can describe it. So why?

GC:

Michigan, Of all the Big Ten teams, all the teams in the Big Ten. Why Michigan? You can't figure that out?

David:

You can't figure that out on your own, not Ohio.

GC:

State, not Penn State, not Maryland, not Michigan State, not. Who else is in the Big Ten Purdue? None of them. Why?

David:

him. Wait, why? That is the see. That's the $20 million question right now, because Michigan already released that the other three teams were colluding. There has been no discussion on the Big Ten about handing because, look, they're taking him out based on a sportsmanship clause that he's doing. No, that's what the Big Ten said.

GC:

It may not keep this in mind. It may not materialize because they got a TRO Now, for those who don't know, a TRO is a temporary restraining order.

David:

Yeah, on the yeah.

GC:

Then the judge will hear it, so this can all be on Friday.

David:

This is all could be moot Exactly. But the point is they're going after Harbaugh because they're getting dominant. Who doesn't want them to be dominant? Ohio State doesn't Exactly.

GC:

So you're saying this is some cabal at Ohio State? Where did Greg?

David:

Ciano coach before he got the Rutgers job again. Do you remember?

GC:

When he coached it in NFL, it was a disaster. No just before Ohio.

David:

State?

GC:

I didn't know that I didn't know that.

David:

So all these people have Ohio State connections. Now we don't know who the firm was that leaked all this stuff, because they got it probably illegally.

GC:

And no one will say Are you saying they're Ohio State alums who did this?

David:

I am not saying that. And there is talk that it possibly is a Michigan alum who doesn't like Jim Harbaugh that wants him gone. So people are going after Jim Harbaugh, right, but the point of this, it is all bullshit. You even have oh God, give me his name Sherman. Sherman, first name, give me Sherman. What is it? Richard Sherman? Even he's saying this is bullshit. Colin Cowherd saying this is bullshit, everybody does it.

GC:

Rich Eisen who is a Michigan homer, some who say, if this is in fact what happened, then they got caught. That's all I'm saying.

David:

Here's the thing. What is?

GC:

the punishment.

David:

What is the punishment for doing exactly what everybody else does?

GC:

We not talking about it, but you took it one step farther.

David:

Is it a level one violation really? Do you want the death penalty? Do you want their national championship?

GC:

taken away. We don't know what they're saying to that.

David:

Yes, they are.

GC:

Oh, you even said it. They should use it.

David:

You said, if they are guilty that they should not be able to play in the playoffs for a level two violation, which is what I'm calling this a slap on the wrist, because they did exactly what.

David:

Wait a second, don't interrupt me. I was in the middle of a sentence. Hurry up. I am saying why would you punish them for doing the exact same thing that everyone else does? They just happened to do a little bit more as far as how they got it, which was still they had to decode it. They didn't share it with anybody. He wasn't in person, because I don't believe that CMU thing.

GC:

Now go. Oh that, what you just said was bullshit.

David:

Everything, no, not one thing. Yeah, everything you just said was bullshit.

GC:

Okay, so, what about? Okay, so basically what you're saying so fuck Oregon, you know why fuck or why would I be saying that? Because they they're number five, because Michigan is number three, and which most people don't think Michigan should be number three in the first place. So in your naive little world you're saying that no one else is stealing signs. What about?

David:

$250,000 to get Archie Manning to come over there to Texas and Okay, what about Texas?

GC:

Screw them, yeah, wait if you're a Michigan fan.

David:

Well, no, look, when Ohio State went down for that damn tattoo thing, I didn't think Jim Trestle should get ousted for a tattoo gate. This is the dumbest thing. When, when everybody's gonna say this affected the game. Well, has it? Did it affect Michigan State game? Did it affect a Penn State game where they went into a hostile environment?

David:

You knew they were gonna be Penn State who didn't know that? You've been on sports teams. When your coach is going through something, when your players are going through something, when your mental game Is off because everybody's after you, are you saying that, oh, I didn't go through adversity because these kids had nothing to do with this Half, like we don't even know that any other coach had anything to do with this.

GC:

Well, yeah, and then just like we're handed down punch. Now this is something I know what the fuck I'm talking about. It's always the kids are, most often than not, the collateral damage of all that bullshit that goes on Administratively the coaching staff who gets to, who gets the, the trickle down, the, the collateral. I'm serious, I know you are, but look the fab five right.

David:

That was where the players very good example.

GC:

That's where the players did something wrong right.

David:

They took their punishment, they didn't fight it. The fact. Here's why I think Michigan is not guilty or Jim Harba is not guilty, because I brought it up earlier and now I'm wrapping back around and then I'm done with this.

David:

I move on to Sharon. More crime for a second. The reason I don't think they're guilty is because when Michigan does think they're guilty, they will self impose. They will not fight there. They are fully cooperating with this investigation. Yet at the same time they circle the wagons and they said you know what? We're getting the best law firms in the country, we're gonna protect you, jim, and that is not something they've been doing. If you don't notice Because you're not a Michigan fan ward man.

David:

No, I like Michigan, I like watching him play but the ward manual, the ad and mission and Jim Harbaugh have not been getting along for a while, for a Long time well. Jim and the president of Michigan have become friends and Santa ono is backing him up.

GC:

Let me ask you a question. Yeah, you think Jim's leaving.

David:

No no fellas calling. No, now I don't know this for a fact, but I don't. The only reason I think he would leave is if JJ McCarthy is done, goes to the draft and now he's got a rebuild without a quarterback, but they have some good quarterbacks. Looking at the program, yeah. I think that Jim Sees this as a shot over the bow, as he would say you know, somebody's fired the first shot. I'm gonna show you because he he likes challenges, he likes it when somebody's coming after me he was a gritty quarterback.

David:

He's a gritty quarterback. He's a gritty coach, everywhere he's been. Every time he has somebody going after him, he's like you know what. Now, the reason he left San Francisco is he didn't have any back, anybody backing him up. I mean his ownership against him. He fought him as much as he could, and then he was just out. He's like you know what. I'm done you can't, you can't fight the owners right. But this time he's got the university behind him and I'm telling you, I shall see.

David:

I do not think the university would back him up Knowing every. They know more than you do. They know more than I do. They know more than the media does. So it's 29 minutes into this podcast right. So I'm gonna bring up one thing that you can talk about it, and Then we're. So Sharon Moore, after the Penn State game, got super emotional. He cursed he's like this is about these Kids. You know, get these kids. Oh well, the first thing he says I want to thank God. I hate that, by the way, because God.

GC:

I don't think I want to thank God, I want to him hardball.

David:

You know this is for him. And then he's crying. They kiss the kids come over. Okay, now I Really love the thought. Look, you got coaches crying all the time. Shit, ohio State's coach started getting all weepy because Lou Holtz might have said his kids were soft. So he's like.

GC:

No, he did.

David:

I didn't know that oh yeah, oh yeah, coaches, you were an athlete. You get emotional after a game, especially after a hard fought game that you didn't know you'd win, where Just hours before Sharon Moore finds out he's head coach now. They'd prepped for it, but you know how much pressure that is to become the head coach. Well, did you see the pose the press conference afterward? I didn't.

GC:

I saw the, the interview he gave immediately after day one and he called your quorum over To help him finish with the interview. They ain't like Jim. How about that? Anything like that? He just Okay, you just feel. Okay, you just feel. I know you've been watching the.

David:

SPN.

GC:

This look I Wasserman no, I'm just like, oh, come on now, come on, really really you said the exact same thing they said, and I'll tell you this.

David:

You don't have to die to look, jim Harbaugh you said earlier that I would leave you on the side of the road if you got caught. Now I'm gonna counter that with I'm your boy. Yeah, oh yeah, you get caught on the side of the road. I'm gonna stop with you, I'm gonna wait with you and I make sure that cop doesn't throw you in jail cuz you're black. Well, I got white privilege. I'm gonna use it to get you out of jail. Yeah, you know what?

GC:

I appreciate that exactly.

David:

I really do now I've been on your football team and we played in the trenches together right coach together, we bled together sure now you're gonna tell me after the game you don't get emotional after. Think about the pent up tension during that game. It was not the blowout. People think it was. It got close.

GC:

It was James Franklin made that game get lost. He did, yeah, he did?

David:

Michigan played well, but they easily could have lost it had there been a little bit better you do, I mean you know what they weren't passing. That whole second half they were running a ball. Exactly which look, and they did it with ease. Didn't know, you didn't watch that game.

GC:

I did watch that game.

David:

I watched every minute of like warm up the right for a two yard game.

GC:

Donovan, ever's a three yard loss, yes but what happened when the horses, when it's time to play football or basketball? No, no, no. You want to talk about a game, real quick.

David:

We'll skip everything else. We're gonna talk about real fast.

GC:

What's that let's?

David:

talk about the game. That game hinged on just a few moments. A few moments. Penn State's quarterback fumbles the ball beginning of the third half on the 40-yard line there, so yes, Michigan takes it and they creep toward the end zone, and I mean creep. They don't go far at all, they didn't even score a touchdown, but they took eight minutes off the clock right.

GC:

Okay now they go. That's clock management.

David:

It was clock man. That's all that was yes and they were lucky to do it. Now skip to fourth quarter down. How many were they down at the time? I don't remember, but it's who with this a? Pen state right. Fourth and six on your own 30-yard line and you go for it. You got four minutes left. What are you thinking your defense has been playing lights out. You got two timeouts left. Why are you gonna go?

GC:

I thought he punted.

David:

He punted the ball, remember cuz he wanted to get the ball back. David, no, that was earlier, that was just before it when they pinned Michigan down right deep in deep in the air.

GC:

Yeah, that's a two-year line.

David:

Yeah, but no, this is fourth and six in the fourth quarter, with four minutes left, and they give it to their we they pass it to. They were running the ball. Great singleton was lights out right, but they decided to pass it. They don't get it now. Michigan they got. All they have to do is get a field goal to ice the game right.

GC:

But here they go and then he didn't did it help me through a pick. He threw a pick, you remember.

David:

No, it wasn't that's later, that's later.

GC:

That's what I'm back.

David:

No, the next play was Blake Corum runs on the left side of the line, guy misses his gap, goes down 22 yards. You know why that was because the team was demoralized. Right, that defense came out and they're like what the why are we doing all right now? They got unfocused because they, like the games, already lost man, yeah, and they missed their gap. Hadn't been missed all the game. Blake Corum goes down for 22 yards. Now You're gonna say Blake Corum is awesome. Yes, he is, he's very awesome, yes, but and Edwards is the coaches set them up for failure.

David:

Penn State oh now. Michigan's Coaches cried like a bitch man. Come on now, I'll make you cry later and I'm not gonna hold you when you cry, I'm just gonna let you go Just gonna let me cry. So let's just wrap that up. I think Michigan did great. Do I think they're the number one team in the nation? No, do I think the number two team in the nation? Probably not. Do I think they're in top 10? Absolutely where they are in the top 10.

GC:

I don't know you think they can be Georgia?

David:

No. Really I don't Georgia, wow, georgia is still on a different level when they come to, when they come to play, they come to play.

GC:

And I'm a Michigan.

David:

You know I'm a.

GC:

I know you a big blue guy.

David:

I don't even know that they can beat Ohio State.

GC:

That is going to be a stake.

David:

Well, listen to me, they're common opponents. The scores are so close and they play very similarly. A common court is not as good of a quarterback as JJ McCarthy. He is not but that's. Defense is way better than it was. They got Marvin Harrison Jr Boy and I'm sorry listeners if you were expecting politics today but I think this is like politics.

David:

Yes, it is All right. Let's let's move on. We got another story. Let's talk about the crayons. Let's let's move it to local politics and how it screws up your life. Yes, I'm gonna let you talk about it.

GC:

Well, if you read a Charlotte observer, there's a story and it says that the North Carolina school district has banned a book about crayons. Um, this book is about a red crayon, Gosh. Can you talk to that either of you? That can't color red. It does everything, every color but red and it does blue, it does pink and it can't draw strawberries and it can't.

David:

I thought it could only write blue. It can only write blue, but they called it red.

GC:

They call it red, but it can only write blue and it can't draw red ants. So this book comes out and in the school districts they had this book and with the book, basically the long story short. What this book does is teach people you are who you are, no matter what. And in the book says well, you were a blue crayon the whole time instead of a red one, but the red crayon thought it was a red crayon, but it was a blue crayon.

GC:

And then the state of North Carolina said well, you can't read this book.

David:

Can't believe that crap.

GC:

What do you mean it? What do you mean it, and guess why? Because it said well, you can't read this book because it teaches you that. Well, the book is saying you are who you are, no matter what. But they say that would be a green light for homosexuality, that would be a green light for people being lesbians, For pronouns too. You think it's a pronoun game, Yvonne?

David:

Well yeah, because you're born. It's saying, basically you're born one way, but you think you're another way. You feel like a they. You feel like I'm born a boy, but I feel like a she.

GC:

I feel like a girl, so I want to be called a she, so my pronouns are she.

David:

and you can't teach that K through four.

GC:

Well, you can't right, and North Carolina has that law where you cannot teach anything like that. But a lot of people were saying that that's not what the book is about. The book is about being proud of who you are, regardless of what.

David:

Like if you're born with one arm, not two, exactly, yeah, like if you're ugly, not pretty.

GC:

So the state of North Carolina said that your birth, whatever you're born, is finite and we don't want you to teach anything otherwise. So yeah I mean, this law is pretty messed up, right, and it was vetoed by Roy Cooper.

David:

Right, yeah, he vetoed it and the Senate overwrote it and said nah, this is law, and so now you got to ban books about crayon. And crayon how do you feel about that? I think it's stupid man. I can't tell you how dumb you know. There are kids that are born gay, right Okay, like you're not. It's not all I know. There's the argument. You know what is it? Nature versus nurture.

GC:

Right.

David:

Like oh you know, and you can make that argument all the way back to the Greeks, the Spartans man.

GC:

Yeah, the Romans.

David:

They would take the boys out, they turn them into military men they're the best soldiers in the world but they also screwed them and then, you know, they'd take them back to the town because they had to procreate. They'd marry them off for a woman and they didn't know how to do it, cause they're like I only know how to get. You know fucked in the ass by a guy 10 years older than me. Ooh I mean look, look up the Spartans.

GC:

No, I know, I know it, true story, true story. Best soldiers in the world, by the way. So let me Let the guys in the military, so they do. And so would you agree with JK Rowland's when she said that birth is finite? Birth is finite. I mean, gender is fine. I'm sorry, gender is finite. When she said that she was?

David:

eviscerated. This is a big topic with nuance, but I will say this Biologically for the most part. Had a big conversation with my girlfriend about this. He was a medical doctor and she got mad at me about this Because I said, biologically there's only two genders. Now, biologically, Right Meaning, yeah, but there are cases where children are born with both.

David:

Set well, they don't call it that anymore I forget the word is, but yeah, I mean that's the old term but they are born with both sex organs. So are you gonna say biologically there are only two genders, when actually we know, in small cases and it's not as rare as you think it is because there are a lot of kids that have ovaries and testicles and the testicles are stuck up in the body Right and the doctor goes out and they choose.

GC:

I've been hearing about those cases all the time.

David:

There was somebody who sued because her gender was chosen for her when she was a kid, because they had both sex organs, and the doctors were like, well, I mean, it's obviously a girl, so we're gonna take out the testicles.

GC:

Oh, by the way, that was an episode of Law and Order. Was it really? It was.

David:

Well, they take their stuff out of the news, don't they?

GC:

They rip it straight from the headlines.

David:

Yeah, so I mean no, but this book.

GC:

How is this book offending someone? Because it was brought, just like most things, it was brought by a parent. They say I don't want this book, my children reading this book, and it only takes one parent to complain, unfortunately, Exactly. We've seen this movie before, so how does that happen? How can one parent or a group of parents decide for my children or your children or anyone else's children?

David:

I mean this is why these laws are stupid, because you know, when they did the book bans they had a book ban out in Utah and Florida and Florida. And you know what happened in Utah. They had to ban the Bible there. Was it because the Bible has sex in it?

GC:

The Bible has violence.

David:

The Bible has rape. It does.

GC:

You know it has all that stuff.

David:

And then there was talk maybe we're gonna have to ban the Book of Mormon because it's got it in there too. So these laws are dumb. Because I'll tell you also how old do you get in fourth grade? I don't know the age of a fourth grader. Was that eight? Something like that yeah, Cause.

GC:

fifth is what? 10, 11?

David:

Are you telling me that you're not?

GC:

curious.

David:

You're curious about this stuff. Now, what this law also is trying to say is that parents should have the right to teach their kids what they want.

GC:

You know what, the older I get, that doesn't sound unreasonable to me.

David:

But do you want your kids to have less information about their own bodies or friends?

GC:

I do not, I do not never, because less information is very dangerous.

David:

Exactly, do you think, if you would have been taught when you were five about LGBTQ or all that stuff. Do you really think that you would have turned out? Or they? You know, you're five years old and they say hey, some boys like boys and some men like to stick their penis in another. Okay, you're not gonna say that to a five year old, but you're saying men love men.

GC:

I should hope not.

David:

Men love men women can love women, and some people decide that they like both. Now do you think that changes your mind on who you become? Do you become less than the straight man that you grew up to be?

GC:

the virile man that you are.

David:

Well, the absolute Adonis yes.

GC:

Greek Of the African Greek, african Adonis. I like it.

David:

I like it.

GC:

Oh my gosh, so good, but here's the thing you know, I would rather. The street is gonna raise your kids anyway as far as sex is concerned, because a lot of things you hear you hear from your peers before you hear from your parents. You know that just as well as I do.

David:

Yes, so wouldn't you want somebody? Correcting that while you're at school? Well, yes, we had that.

GC:

We had that. We had when we were in the sixth grade. That's when we had. Was used to be called I'm telling my age here it used to be called sex ed. Yeah, and that was a good thing. The boys went to one class and the girls went to the other class and they taught you where babies came from and you were devastated. You know like what.

David:

Yeah, but the thing is, did that ruin your education?

GC:

No, and I'll tell you why.

David:

I was gone. I went to a private school. They didn't talk about that. It was a Bible school man. They said it was a Christian school, when it was really a Baptist school and we were not allowed to talk about sex at all. So I went to the Boy Scouts, which had public school kids.

GC:

That's what your boys helped you, right? Yeah, I didn't know shit. That's what I'm saying.

David:

D that's what I'm saying.

GC:

Your boys are gonna teach you, and it's not always gonna be the right way.

David:

You know how my boys found out? Because they're brothers.

David:

No, no, a lot of them. There was like a cartoon called Captain Condom that taught them about safe sex. Yes, there was Sex, ed. I didn't have that. They taught me where how a woman got pregnant. Now, that wasn't a bad thing, though, because before that I'm like 10 years old, I think you get pregnant by kissing and the seed goes down the stomach and the baby's in the stomach. Cause no one talked about it, man, my parents were Catholic. They didn't talk about sex. All the brother liked to beat me up. More than anything, he didn't talk to me about girls sex. I go to school. All of us were dumb. We didn't have sex at all. All of us thought the babies just came from. You know the stork and shit. We were dumb at 10. I go to the Boy Scouts. All my boys. They knew I was like yeah.

GC:

Yeah, this is how it works, brother. I got sex opinions in about vagina. I'm like what? What's a vagina? Like where you been?

David:

Exactly so. The point is, all of them grew up to be healthy and happy, right, but we were having that conversation about gay and same sex marriages. But we should have. But we just didn't know, but we should have known Because there was that kid in your class?

GC:

You couldn't figure it out there was that kid?

David:

You knew it was something. He's a bit of a dandy.

GC:

Yeah, he is something and because we put your finger on it.

David:

But because we weren't told, because we didn't have the education we unintentionally persecuted these kids. We used words we shouldn't have used. All of us did it. I don't care who you were, If you grew up in the 90s or before, maybe even in the 2000s it started to fade out a little bit, Right, but everybody said the bad words man.

GC:

They did, we would have been educated. They did.

David:

But this law takes you back to the dark days.

GC:

It does.

David:

Yeah, when you weren't allowed to talk about it, it does.

GC:

It does, and you know I hate to say this, but especially in the African-American community. A long time ago, homosexuality was not discussed in the churches. It still isn't, in the communities it still isn't and that way. And what happened is especially in the 80s, when we had this little thing called AIDS and we didn't know what it was, so no one was talking about it. And then it was spreading through our community and a lot of the clergy wouldn't say anything. I'm not gonna preach on it. I ain't look. I'm not gonna preach on that. That's not why I'm here. I'm here to save souls.

David:

Yeah.

GC:

So that stuff you could talk about on your old time.

David:

Seeing. That's what this is going back to. This is taking education away from children. Now you can say that parents have that choice.

GC:

That's fine.

David:

But there's a basic level of education and tolerance that should be taught in schools. You should be taught that everybody is okay if they're different.

GC:

But they do now. You don't think they do more Now than when we were children.

David:

Yes, until these laws come up. Now they don't.

GC:

Yeah, now, this is very draconian, right here.

David:

Oh, my God, you can't talk about a crayon Right, A fucking red blue crayon. You can't say, oh, that crayon's blue, but we called it red. But you know what? It's okay that it's colors blue.

GC:

But you know, you gotta keep in mind this is the same state that in up until 1991. Mix marriages were illegal.

David:

Yeah, how'd you get away with that? A? A? You were breaking the law. Were you breaking the rules?

GC:

I was breaking the rules. Were you breaking the rules? I was. You should have had a sanction.

David:

You should have been put in jail because you deserved it. You know why. You weren't doing anything wrong, but you know what. It was the rule at the time and you crossed it. I did.

GC:

I'm here for you, jim Harbaugh, right Right here for you. See how I wrapped that.

David:

Do you see how I pulled a racism story?

GC:

Yeah, and I made Jim Harbaugh the forgett and you turned into the focus of you know I'm saving my white brother, Jesus Christ. Hold on, wait a minute.

David:

Meeting is on Wednesday seven o'clock. Crack or barrel see you there. All right. No, I agree with you that this is a crazy law. It's absolutely stupid, and I'm kind of sad that we're in North Carolina, in a place that would do that, does it?

GC:

embarrass you a little bit.

David:

Absolutely Okay. I mean, I'm embarrassed by so much right now that I can't even-.

GC:

Sure.

David:

But let's, I think that's about all we got to say about that.

GC:

Yeah, man, let's keep going.

David:

Let the red crayon go yeah, and we're here for you all. Though you know any kid that wants to have sex, talk. Talk to your parents. I was gonna make a joke, but then I thought that went too far.

GC:

So you know what I'm gonna say.

David:

Talk to your parents and it's okay to be different, right.

GC:

Say it it is. It's always okay to be different.

David:

I mean GC grew up in hard times and look at him he's all open-minded now I wouldn't say that hard.

GC:

You had hard times, man.

David:

Come on now You're just so positive, you're just so positive about everything I have to. No, you don't have to, but I love. It All right, let's go to the next thing Cause.

GC:

I don't know where we're going with that. Thank you, I think I don't wanna go too far, so all right, you know what.

David:

It's time for that dumb shit with GC.

GC:

Thank you. Thank you, you're far too kind yeah.

David:

You're far too kind, far too kind. No, seriously guys, far too kind, far too kind.

GC:

Okay, tell us the story. All right, now, listen, this is a problem.

David:

Okay, we're, by the way, over 50 minutes, so let's do it.

GC:

Okay, now I know you love your girlfriend. Yes, let me ask you a question Talk to her Goose, would you and anyone who is listening would you tattoo her name across your forehead?

David:

Oh my lord, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, permanently. Permanently? Yes, like with a permanent marker.

GC:

No, with a permanent needle across your foot. There's a woman named Anna Straskovski, maybe, and she is so in love with her boyfriend Boyfriend yes, I said boyfriend Boyfriend that she said she went and had her head tattooed with his name across it. That's just the dumbest.

David:

I just I don't know, Would you do it? Absolutely, absolutely. I would, yes, totally. I would get Carmen all the way across my forehead.

GC:

Excuse me, excuse me, I like to get a tattoo of yeah, I mean I was thinking like the name of my boyfriend across my forehead. Do you think that'd be hot?

David:

No, no, I don't, no, don't do it. You wouldn't do it. Now look, do you see, I said, the picture of her face she's getting. Is it Kevin? Yes, his name is Kevin. Oh my gosh that's like Karen. Karen and Kevin, yes, so.

GC:

Anna. Her name is Anna and she did it.

David:

She's got tattoos all over her body anyway, though, but but and they're not married.

GC:

So what does that do to the next guy who comes behind Kevin? He's gonna be like who's Kevin, do you? I mean, you know what I'm saying.

David:

Yeah, I mean it kind of mess with you, right? You're laying on top of her at night. You know the lighting is a little soft, but you're looking at her, you're looking deep into her eyes, you're like yeah. I'm gonna stick you here.

GC:

Kevin.

David:

Kevin, kevin. I guess just a big sign saying stay away from me is what it is If they don't get married. If he doesn't like this tattoo, it's over. It's. What are you gonna do? You're gonna just have to get another tattoo that like melds into the Kevin, like put a dragon on your forehead.

GC:

Okay. So when you walk into that tattoo Paula right To get that, my question to you is how high? How high? Now, I have been high in my day.

David:

Do you think she was high? You're not supposed to get a tattoo when you're high. D how?

GC:

high? Do you have to be the tattoo somebody's?

David:

head across your forehead. D, you'd have to put me on something really good, thank you.

GC:

Now I can see it. If you did in the nether regions down, you know what.

David:

I ain't got that kind of room.

GC:

And it. What are you talking?

David:

about. What fun are we using?

GC:

How big are those characters? 14 points, no, no, no.

David:

Let's go with eight points. I don't, I ain't got that kind of room.

GC:

So you see what I'm saying. How high do you have to get to walking in and say, look, not my husband, not my fiance, I'm gonna get my boyfriend's head tattooed.

David:

How in love do you have to be? It doesn't even say how long they've been together. No, like what if she just met his?

GC:

ass yeah.

David:

And I wanted to know if you would do it. You already know the answer to that man I don't even have a tattoo, yet you have a tattoo.

GC:

I do not why not, I never wanted one.

David:

Yeah, we can't see it anyway. Yeah, you know what? All right, let's talk about this. This is not a racist thing. Okay, I just got a question.

GC:

Can I ask you a question as a white guy, if you have to?

David:

I do so, like if you're really dark. Okay, If you're really dark and you get the black tattoo, is it? I mean, you can't really see it, man, You're spending a lot of money on it. That's my question. Like I've seen guys in the NFL man, you know I you can still see it. I appreciate it.

GC:

No, you can't the color.

David:

no, it's the color yeah but sometimes you can't see it that well and I'm like that's a lot of money and pain to go through. What kind of cracker question is that? Well, it's just, it's an honest question. I'm not saying that, like black, people shouldn't get tattoos. I'm not saying that they're less than me for getting a tattoo. I don't even have a tattoo, I'm gonna get one.

GC:

Why don't you get one? You are not. You are not.

David:

I'm getting old man. It's time to experience everything, so you're gonna wait till you get the age that you are now.

GC:

Yeah, cause I don't want the ink.

David:

Yeah, the ink won't fade. You get it late, like a knee replacement. You get it as late in life as you can, so that's a wrap.

GC:

Do you know that for a fact that you just sat, there and made that shit up.

David:

No, the ink fades after time, so I get as old as I can. Oh, oh, oh oh oh, what were you thinking? I thought you said that. Do you think that was a racist question? Do you really just say, like if you're?

GC:

really, really, really dark. Would you get black ink on that? I don't think it was racist. I think it was Cracker Barrel. Cracker Barrel Worth it? No, that's racist.

David:

Cracker Barrel is racist.

GC:

Oh, that's right, Ignorant ignorant, stupid questions is just cracker.

David:

You put that in there. Cracker's different than racist right Crackers aren't racist, Crackers just cracker. No, you're dumb, dumb cracker. Is all crackers a racist. You called me a cracker before I called you a cracker all the time.

GC:

I thought we were kidding. Here we are. That hurts, man, that hurts. Hold up. What'd you say? No, we were kidding. I thought you were kidding. I didn't know. You actually thought.

David:

I was racist? Not at all, but yeah, I mean I don't really love tattoos because, well, I wouldn't get a tattoo, mainly because I'm fickle. I'm real fickle, Like you know. I get something today, Okay. So I was in a Rocket Billy band.

GC:

Oh, you said oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, so I was in a.

David:

Rocket Billy band and I remember A Rocket Billy.

GC:

Rocket Billy, rocket Billy, you were.

David:

Yeah, cracker, music so no, it was man. It was like Elvis influenced. You know Stray Cats, reverend Horton, he type music. Stray Cats, I get that, and by the way, I can play you a little demo tape that we recorded just like live in our living room. It's good shit. So anyway, the point is I was gonna get a tattoo right here because everybody else had tattoos and it was gonna be a ball mic like this right there.

David:

It's gonna be a microphone. It was gonna have the cord wrapping around and a spark right here and it was gonna say the name of our band, Chrome Kings, right. I didn't really wanna do it, but my friend wanted me to have tattoo because it was a sign of your Rocket Billy. I didn't get it why? Well, because it chickened out. But then the band broke up.

GC:

I would have had that shit on me. Oh yeah, now it was a good band. It was a good band. They went on to become the metal monos, but that could have been nostalgic though. You could have got that. Well, yeah, but no, I mean just because you guys broke up, no, because then it stuck on me, man.

David:

Then you do an acting gig, which I haven't done in forever. But you do an acting gig. They ask you if you got tattoos and I gotta say, yeah, I got this big ass ball mic on my shoulder. Is that why you didn't do it? Yeah, when I was young, becoming an actor I was like 18, I think I was gonna get a tattoo and my friend, john, who's my director, you know, john. Oh fair one. He was like don't get tattoos, man. If you're an actor, don't get tattoos.

GC:

You don't want that shit on you.

David:

Now Johnny Depp kind of broke the mold. He did he got so many tattoos, you know how much time they gotta spend covering that shit up when he's doing a role. That's normal.

GC:

Yeah, but he's that type of, he's an A-list actor. 57 minutes.

David:

Yeah. So let me ask you how high would you have to be to get a tattoo on your forehead if you're a girl?

GC:

I mean I would have to do smoke weed lace with shrooms.

David:

I can do that.

GC:

Soaked in formaldehyde. Formaldehyde why have I formaldehyde? Oh man, you never done that.

David:

You really asking me that?

GC:

Yes.

David:

Do I look like I have access to formaldehyde at the morgue? Oh man, I educate children In my chemistry class. I'm 45 years old. Yeah, Can you order formaldehyde just like on the internet? Can I just get it?

GC:

I don't know. That's a very good question.

David:

Well anyway, so formaldehyde is a good high.

GC:

You know, when you soak the weed, yeah, you get that hydroponic, you get mushrooms. You laced it, the weed, with mushrooms, and you soak it in formaldehyde for a day You've done this Well, it's a rumor that I had.

David:

It's a rumor, well, no, so that's how high we can make that happen. But I'm gonna put David under forehead. Yeah, mm-hmm, Every time somebody said David, you're like Dad, damn it. Ah, damn it. I didn't mean to do that. Yeah, all right. Well, anyway, this was fun. That was it.

GC:

Yeah, we basically disagreed on everything on Michigan, everything on Michigan.

David:

Everything, although free Jim Harbaugh. He didn't do anything wrong. If he did, he'll take the punishment because he's a man.

GC:

But don't prosecute him until you know.

David:

Don't prosecute him until you know, because?

GC:

you know what that is? Well, you do realize he's going to court on Friday, right, and they can reverse all of that.

David:

And well, they'll put an injunction. It doesn't reverse it, it just pauses it for a little bit.

GC:

But Tony.

David:

Petiti, he's an asshole, he's coming out doing this.

GC:

Are you sure you're pronouncing that cat's name, right? No?

David:

Petiti, petiti, petiti. He's a commissioner of the Big 10, right? I don't know. All I know is I want him dead, I want his family dead, I want his house burnt to the ground.

GC:

No, I don't want him dead. That's strong. That's strong right there, man. Yeah, but it's great.

David:

I want him dead. I want his family dead. I want his house burnt to the ground. That's my favorite. No, I hope that he's safe, but free. Jim Harbaugh, Give me your final thoughts on crayon story tattoo. Jim Harbaugh, anything Tell the family at home.

GC:

I'm just glad we could hey listen any comments you have about that bullshit, that some of that stuff that some people at this table were saying, senator. Gc See you can, you can.

David:

Guys email. It's about gdtimeshowcom.

GC:

It's about gdtimeshowcom. You can reach us there and leave your comments there.

David:

Yes.

GC:

I know my man across the table from me is really passionate about the Michigan Wolverines. I enjoy watching them play, but I just think they got caught. That's all the thing.

David:

That's all that's it.

GC:

Well then, hail to the cheaters Da da da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da da da da, da da hail hail to Michigan the victors and the back.

David:

Victors of the West, shit. All right, so that's our show. Hey guys, if you enjoyed what you listened to, you can find us on Apple Spotify. You already know that because you're listening to us. Yes, but if this ever becomes a video, that's why I say it oh yeah, and all your favorite platforms. Please sponsor us If you like what you hear. It starts at $3 a month and leave us a five star review and a comment. That really helps us get our show out there to different people.

David:

It does, it does. And we just like to say I hope you're well, live in large and safe, happy and just love one another.

GC:

And thank you for spending your evening with us, and we wrapped up a week for you. Take care of yourselves and each other. We'll see you real soon, no doubt. All right, you ready.

David:

I'm ready.

GC:

All right, here we go, let you do it.

David:

Now come on beatbox. No, I don't like beatbox, you're black.

GC:

And you're white and you should do it.

David:

I know, but I'm like Timberlake, you are. I'm like Justin Timberlake.

GC:

You're pulling titties out, my titties Boop-bop. You pull Jackson, jackson, jackson.

David:

Jackson, you showed the little moon, half moon. Yes, tick-a-tick-a-tick-a-tong-tong. She was falsely prosecuted. It was his fault. Got it down. Oh yeah, it wasn't his fault but they planned it Anyway, see you next time. I did not.

Intro
Jim Harbaugh Banned!
David's take on the BS
Connor Stalion
Big Ten Comes After Jim
Book Bans and Gender Education
TDS: Face Tattoos
Wrapping up