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WOLVERINES! De-Sanctimonious, Reality TV Unionization, and the Great Oreo Assault
Brace yourself for an intellectual roller coaster ride, as we kick off with the adrenaline-filled Michigan Wolverines vs. Ohio State Buckeyes football game. Amidst the cheers, we don't forget to tip our hats to the boys from both sides who played hard.
Ready to stir the pot, we venture into the complex and controversial terrain of critical race theory, gender identity, and the questionable political tactics of Governor Ron DeSantis. We peel back the layers, offering our take on these hot-button issues. And trust us, we won't spare the horse laugh at a certain political candidate's cowboy boots.
As we steer the wheel to reality TV land, we get real about the pressures faced by its stars and Bethany Frankel's push for unionization.
And when you think you've heard it all, we end on a bizarre note with a legal case involving Oreos - yes, you read that right!
Come along for the ride, allow us to stir your thoughts, tickle your funny bone, and challenge your perceptions.
Brace yourself for an intellectual roller coaster ride, as we kick off with the adrenaline-filled Michigan Wolverines vs. Ohio State Buckeyes football game. Amidst the cheers, we don't forget to tip our hats to the boys from both sides who played hard.
Ready to stir the pot, we venture into the complex and controversial terrain of critical race theory, gender identity, and the questionable political tactics of Governor Ron DeSantis. We peel back the layers, offering our take on these hot-button issues. And trust us, we won't spare the horse laugh at a certain political candidate's cowboy boots.
As we steer the wheel to reality TV land, we get real about the pressures faced by its stars and Bethany Frankel's push for unionization.
And when you think you've heard it all, we end on a bizarre note with a legal case involving Oreos - yes, you read that right!
Come along for the ride, allow us to stir your thoughts, tickle your funny bone, and challenge your perceptions.
I want to go take my chances.
Speaker 2:Man, that was beautiful.
Speaker 1:Ba da da, ba, da, da, da, ba ba.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, hello everybody. My man, my man, what time is it?
Speaker 1:It's about GD Time Show.
Speaker 2:Yes at the show. Yes, Don't forget to say show yes. Hey everybody, it is November 27, 2023. We welcome you to the show. Welcome you to the show. First thing I want to start off with how's your wife?
Speaker 1:My girl is doing very well. Thank you so much and I want to thank everyone for their well wishes. My girl had a cardiac event this week and I want to you know it was kind of serious but she's a tough kid and she pulled through it very well. And I also want to thank the men and women, the doctors, the nurses and all the staff at Baptist Hospital and they were amazing. They took care of my girl and me and they put it on the path of a healthy, long life, and I told them this thank you for saving my girl's life, and they did so with that. This show is dedicated to those beautiful men and women over there and the entire staff of North Carolina Baptist, wake Forest Baptist Hospital. Thank you so much, from the bottom of both of our hearts, you know.
Speaker 2:I was going to say I was going to dedicate it to your wife, but that's fine. Okay, you can do it to strangers too. No, I'm kidding. No, sarah, I've been listening. I wish you well. Sorry I didn't get around to see you. I kept trying but I didn't want to impose and what was that?
Speaker 1:That was bullshit. Dave's family I'm a family, but I didn't want to impose.
Speaker 2:It's the holidays, see, and I have a theory why she had heart attack. Why? Because we released the show that morning. It was Tuesday morning.
Speaker 1:You think that's what caused her cardiac event?
Speaker 2:Well, I don't know what the last thing she was doing. Actually, don't tell me what the last thing she was doing, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:We just I know we, you know we're family, but we're not that close. We're not that close.
Speaker 2:Okay. So yeah, godspeed, sarah, is that what they say? Godspeed, yeah, hope you do well.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I think we'll try to combine to you. That sounded just ingenuous.
Speaker 1:Like I was saying just like, yeah, I'll try and go when I get around, when I get around to it I got a long demo and you know dishes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, when I finish looking at cats, but I'll, you will, yeah, looking at cats. I don't want cats, I'm allergic to cats. So today we're going to talk to you about. First thing I want to talk about Everybody knows, it's on everyone's mind Michigan Wolverines.
Speaker 3:Yes, yeah, we'll talk about that quickly.
Speaker 2:And then we're going to talk about Ron DeSanctimonius. Mmm, you know, trump got that one right. Oh, the DeSanctimonius yes.
Speaker 1:Not Sanctimonius, donny got that right.
Speaker 2:D-Sanctimonius Right. Yeah, I'd probably come up with something better, but I like that one, His and his bill for Florida to basically restrict what pronoun you can call yourself. Yes. So, Ron, a big topic. Bethany Frankel, Want to unionize the? Yeah, the prostitutes.
Speaker 4:The household Of reality, the household.
Speaker 2:Well, I think she the household, yeah, the host the house, house, that whore. Wait, isn't that a tool you use in the garden? It's a household.
Speaker 1:No, not where I'm from.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's just so dirty it is. And then the final will end on that dumb shit. We'll see how this goes. So, anyway, let's start out, go ahead and go ahead and give it to me. I want to get, I want to, I want to feel.
Speaker 1:What do you mean?
Speaker 2:I want to feel love. I just want to feel a little love.
Speaker 1:Hey, listen now, that game on Saturday afternoon the University of Michigan Wolverines versus the Ohio State Buckeyes, it was in the big house. It was an amazing game. It was from the beginning to the end. I was listen, you know, not not as much as D over here, but I like University of Michigan and I told him years ago, when the University of Michigan is good in football and Notre Dame and USC, UCLA, all those cats are good in football, it's just good for college football. And the University of Michigan proved that they are supposed to be where they are. Now, when it comes to Georgia, Georgia gonna spank that ass, spank that ass, spank that ass, spank that ass.
Speaker 2:Well, that kind of excites me. Oh, you meant on the field.
Speaker 1:On the field, yeah, yeah, but anyway and I say that to say, and I'm going to turn it back over to my guy it was a great game and I was really happy that Michigan won. I will say that.
Speaker 2:Well, I really appreciate that. This has been the longest season for me for some reason, even though I didn't even watch every game in its entirety, I got to admit because I mean, when you're playing nobody's, you know there were some. There's some pretty low down Total poll teams.
Speaker 2:I don't want to denigrate any any specific teams. But, coming into this, we already talked about it so I'm not going to go back into it. There was a lot of pressure on Harbaugh, probably not deserving as far as Harbaugh from what we know now, but I would say he has now been vindicated.
Speaker 3:So I raise a glass. Raise a glass to Harbaugh, yes.
Speaker 2:But here's the thing. So I'm watching the game with my family. What some of you don't know is that Carmen, my girlfriend, was that my? Was that? Did you just hear a burp? Was that something that came up my throat?
Speaker 1:No so.
Speaker 2:Carmen, who is my boo. My baby, my love, my girl, my boo. She's a buck eye what. Her dad's a buck eye what, oh hardcore. So are my parents. I told you this. My parents were buck eyes. So I'm watching the game and with every great play Michigan did, there's a part of me that's excited. There's a part of me that's not, you know, because I'm like ah, what are we talking about?
Speaker 2:here. Well, I'm just saying that it it was hard to get too excited because, you know, I knew that I was creating misery on one side of somebody I cared about. But well, look, she's a buck eye. Look, she took it pretty well. She had to watch it with my whole family. Now, my family's pretty awesome. They don't. They don't trash talk, you know really.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no because my parents were buck eyes and my dad was always very gracious with us. But I made an observation after we got home and I told her I would say it on on the air that all the talk about getting rid of Rinday, all the talk about Ohio. State sucks. They didn't. Oh they, they're not as tough as Michigan.
Speaker 1:Three years in a row.
Speaker 2:Three years in a row. Take the final play of the game where well, it's not the final play because we have the kneel down, but take one of the final plays of the game where Rod Moore intercepts a pass from Kamal Kord.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:That was intended for Marvin Harrison Jr. Oh, he's a beast. So Rod Moore intercepts it. Game over, right, michigan's the greatest of all time, right.
Speaker 1:Well.
Speaker 2:I want to take you to an alternate universe, to where that one play does not get intercepted. Marvin Harrison Jr catches it and runs it into the end zone, and now they are winning by what was the final score?
Speaker 1:I have no idea.
Speaker 2:It would have been 30 to 31,. Ohio State would win.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:And now what will we say? Based off one play, not the game, the one play, we would say Michigan was signed Steelers. Michigan never deserved to be here. And then we would say would you hold on for a second before you start, Gavin? And then we would say that Ohio State is number one in the country and Ryan Day made all these changes and now they're tougher than Michigan. But what I wanna say is that was a great game.
Speaker 4:There was.
Speaker 2:They were two of the most evenly matched Ohio State Michigan game, two of the most evenly matched teams that they have ever produced on the field together. Neither one ran away from each other. They both had their ups and downs. There's comebacks.
Speaker 1:It was a great game all around.
Speaker 2:It was a great game all around. I wanna say that I'm willing to gloat a little bit in my victory, but not enough to down the buck eyes. That is a fantastic team. I have family that are buck eyes and, while I'm glad they didn't win because I would have had to hear you talk about signs stealing- Now wait a minute. Well, we already had that episode, sorry.
Speaker 1:I just wanna say congratulations to the.
Speaker 2:Wolverines and Carmen. I told you I would tell the truth that I don't think Ryan Day is a bad coach just because he lost that one game by one play. I thought he did a very good job.
Speaker 1:Okay, but here's something you I know you understand this better than anyone because you bleed maize and blue, so you understand that when they hire coaches at Ohio State and Michigan, yep, they hire them to win that one game. That one game in November. You realize that right. But if you get rid of Ryan Day, who you gonna get? Listen, they have had coaches before Ryan Day and they will after him, Exactly so if you can't beat, and this filters, wait.
Speaker 2:But you said he can't beat. He's already beat them once. He's just won in three. It's been three years in a row. I was at Michigan through a period where we won. I won one game in 20 years almost.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:It was like 19 years 18 years. One was vacate or one wasn't played Right, so I would say one win in 19 years Now? Did we go through a different coach every three years?
Speaker 1:No, I mean Rich Rod let's not talk about that.
Speaker 2:Brady Hoke Maybe we didn't give him long enough, I don't know. But I'm glad to have Harbaugh, and that's all I gotta say about that.
Speaker 1:All right, well, you know, congratulations. So hail to the victory, oh shit.
Speaker 2:Okay, all right, next up, because we'll go ahead and get out of that. All right, let's talk about the Sanctimonious real quick. It's just. It's just so. It looks like they're pushing through this event as legislation that they did about six months ago. It passed, is that something?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's in the house, though I mean it's, they haven't passed it yet.
Speaker 2:Oh, it hasn't they just?
Speaker 1:introduced it six months ago. They introduced it.
Speaker 2:So for you guys who don't know, this is a pretty broad let's call it a family values package.
Speaker 1:I suppose House bill 599. Oh, 599. Florida.
Speaker 2:In Florida. I got a little clip here. We're gonna pause on the clip to let you hear just little blips of everything he's talking about.
Speaker 4:Here we go we stood up for our kids. We stood up for our parents. We made sure that the kids were able to go to school. And guess what? On the most recent the nation's report card National Assessment of Education Progress, florida ranked third and fourth respectively in fourth grade reading and fourth grade math. We also led the way on ensuring that our school system was focused on education, not indoctrination.
Speaker 2:Oh boy, all right, let's pause right there. That's the beginning of this speech. Six months ago this was said, by the way, because he's touting this legislation, right. All right, don't wanna talk about this too long. But third and fourth because they forced their kids to go to school during COVID. All right, fine, and they didn't have a massive. You know, at the time we didn't know this, but you said you didn't know if they were actually third and fourth. And, by the way, this is third and fourth in reading and math in third and fourth grade, right, or fourth grade, right. So it's not like our K through 12 kids are excelling.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:It's taking one grade, that's getting third or fourth which, by the way, if you're the only ones in school, maybe you should have been first. You should have been first I thought that too. Yes, anyway, not down in it. I'm glad the kids are smart. Yeah, let's move on to this next little clip.
Speaker 4:Okay, we have eliminated critical race theory in our K through 12 schools. We're not teaching kids to hate this country or to hate each other with your tax dollars. No, we even dedicate one day a year to teaching students in Florida about the evils of communist regimes throughout history. We're telling the truth about Marxism and Leninism. We should not.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1:I don't want to spend any more time. The reason why we're pulling this today? Because there's news of the week and this bill has come up and yeah, we're going to get to the next one.
Speaker 2:It's coming up next the pronoun thing Okay, I don't want to give it away.
Speaker 1:All right, so we're talking about critical race theory, but tell them A critical race theory is it wasn't supposed to be taught in school. It was a law school doctrine that someone wrote for law schools, and what the conservative party, the Republicans, have done is taken a segment of a law school theory and made it a platform for racism, and what it's basically saying is that you shouldn't teach about slavery. You shouldn't teach about slavery and the guys that it was negative to a certain group of people. You shouldn't teach that Thomas Jefferson slept with Sally Hemings. You shouldn't teach the fact that George Washington caught pneumonia going down to the slave quarters.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but that's the most interesting part, it is.
Speaker 4:It is.
Speaker 2:So let's not talk about what we actually did. Let's talk about what we want you to think. We did, we want you to think.
Speaker 1:They want that. George Washington actually chopped down the territory. We talked about this. That actually happened.
Speaker 2:It did not.
Speaker 1:And then, on top of that, the other members of Congress. Back at that time, the Continental Congress thought George Washington was actually intellectual boob.
Speaker 2:That's what they did, what. That can't be true.
Speaker 1:It's very true. They won't teach a thing like that, so they don't want to teach you about and they conveniently leave out. One of my favorite presidents is Ulysses S Grant. You like this alcohol with him? Oh, I loved it Falling off your horse. What is not to love about a general? And the next president after that, andrew Johnson. I was gonna call him an ugly name, but I'm not gonna do it what I don't care. Oh, I was gonna call him a dickhead Dickhead.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's as bad as you got. No, well, take away that. Explicit lyrics, no Explicit rating.
Speaker 1:So anyway, you know they don't want to teach these subjects that the actual truth about what this country has done to black, brown, poor, white people over this history. So they are trying to eliminate that and don't want to tell the truth because they want to blind or they want to shade their kids or cover their kids from the actual truth Because they feel that it would be if you are white and someone tells you Wait what? Why not what.
Speaker 2:You're not. I told you go ahead.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've seen you naked.
Speaker 2:Wait, I don't know. What does that mean? Is that me? Oh, you're saying I got a big sausage. I didn't say that.
Speaker 1:When did you?
Speaker 2:see me naked. You been peeping? Yes, I've been peeping. All right, keep going Always.
Speaker 1:And you know you don't want to teach the truth. So if you don't want to teach the truth about what this country has done, and it lies, and you know this is probably one of the greatest countries on earth we can say that right, I mean, it wouldn't be xenophobic to say that.
Speaker 2:Well, I just gotta say, could you define great?
Speaker 1:I think you know what Great is when I can walk out my front door. Well shit, maybe not. Yeah, maybe not Maybe not Another example, though. Well, I can go to the grocery store.
Speaker 2:Maybe not.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:No Shit. Well, it's great for me, I can go to the grocery store and end up somewhere. I can walk out my front door.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so it is pretty great actually.
Speaker 1:Yeah, another thing about it, for some people, let's make America great again.
Speaker 3:I think that's a great slogan.
Speaker 4:You know what?
Speaker 2:Wait, you should. That sounds familiar, I wait. No, I once heard somebody say that Is that copyrighted? Wait, wait. No, I think somebody said that before you think so it was. It was a guy. He was a little bit like a dictator. Oh, he's Hitler.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, he was talking about Europe. I knew it. Hitler, mussolini, it was one of those. Yeah, I knew it. Okay, but the point is that Ron DeSantis is a dick how about that? And he's running his campaign. And here's the thing. He's running his campaign on attacking people in the gay community. He's attacking critical race theory and he's saying that that's what they're trying to teach in school. And he's losing horribly to Donnie, and Donnie is not even on the debate stage. He's kicking his ass. So what does that tell you? Right, even the citizens in Florida don't give a shit about him now.
Speaker 2:Well, it's partly because I think he's like Donnie Light. He doesn't dispute anything.
Speaker 3:Donnie says but he also doesn't. He's not charismatic. It's not that they hate his platform.
Speaker 2:They just have seen it before and they saw it the way they liked it.
Speaker 1:And this motherfucker eat pudding with his finger.
Speaker 2:But anyway, we're not gonna go. Well, now I have to say the heels are the things that killed me, the cowboy boots. Well, they didn't have heels. I mean, do you have to ask?
Speaker 1:Does Tom Cruise wear heels? Yeah, well, where the heels red bottoms?
Speaker 2:Where does the red bottom?
Speaker 1:You know, louboutin, and that boy, people are gonna, the women are gonna be like that. You don't know what he's talking about. Red bottoms, louboutin.
Speaker 2:I don't. Are you saying that right? Is it baton?
Speaker 1:Vatan.
Speaker 2:Yes, is it? Louboutin, louboutin, what is it? Yeah, no, it is, is it?
Speaker 1:Louboutin? Is it Jimmy Choo's?
Speaker 2:Jimmy Choo's shoes.
Speaker 1:Jimmy Choo's shoes.
Speaker 2:They're. Those are nice. I don't know if they have red bottoms.
Speaker 4:No, the red bottom just means like that's the, that's the fucking shoe.
Speaker 2:The name of the shoe. That's the type of shoe because it walks on a red carpet, no, the bottom of the.
Speaker 1:Is actually red, is actually red.
Speaker 2:Okay, well, that's not that, and it makes the girls calves pop. Well, let me tell you I got a pair of cheap high heels upstairs that when I wore them they made my ass and calves pop.
Speaker 3:They did. Oh, I got it. I saw that.
Speaker 2:I saw that I know it was the best workout I'd ever had man, I thought I was gonna keep doing it, and I didn't. And if you don't know what I'm talking about, maybe one day. Maybe one day when you're older, since you're living in Florida and you can't know about things when you're in second grade second grader turn off the radio.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my man. So what are those? How?
Speaker 2:old am I? I said we're on the radio.
Speaker 1:D. Yes, were they red bottoms?
Speaker 2:Still at O'Hills. I don't know what they were. What I know is is that he jammed something. It could have been newspaper, so it could have been black and gray bottoms. Oh you talking about mine. Yes, they were not red bottoms no, I said they were cheap.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, they were from Paytas or something.
Speaker 2:Oh, you got up, they were from a woman's store. They were looking at me real funny when I was test driving those things down the highway. I bet they were. Oh they were looking, they were looking, but they were laughing too, and I laughed with them, I bet you did. Well, because I was throwing some Beyonce moves in there.
Speaker 1:Oh, you were All the single ladies, all the single ladies yeah. So anyway. So there's that.
Speaker 2:I knew it so critical race theory dumb, that's not even a thing. So let's listen to this last thing. This is about gender ideology. I might have cut a little into it earlier, but here we go.
Speaker 4:I have gender ideology in our schools and we've eliminated that in Florida. We just signed legislation last week which is nixing these pronouns in the schools where they make the kids pick pronouns Some second grader. We believe in letting kids be kids and some of this stuff with, like you know, we saw with these drag shows. Look, some of this adult entertainment not necessarily my cup of tea, maybe it's yours, I don't know, but it used to be you would have stuff like that.
Speaker 2:Okay, let me just stop them there. We're done with that. But look, maybe not my cup of tea. I saw those heels. Yes, I know what you're up to.
Speaker 1:I knew it.
Speaker 2:But okay. So here he's talking about basically drag shows, which is you know basically what I did, what we were talking about, I wore heels in a musical and the guy is forced into doing a drag show to support his wife.
Speaker 1:It was a great show, by the way.
Speaker 2:Called Legend of Georgia McBride. I thought I was very proud of myself being the age that I was and dancing and heels like that for the first time, I was proud of you too, brother. Thank you.
Speaker 1:Thank you, I sat under your lap and won. I gave you a lap dance. No, no, no, I came up to you. You didn't, you didn't like it, you ignored me.
Speaker 2:I didn't ignore you.
Speaker 1:Oh, did I just come up to Sarah? Oh, no, I saw you. Yeah, you didn't, I saw you.
Speaker 2:I was lap dancing to somebody else and I about people up there. Yeah, well, you know, it's a little weird when you see a boy, right?
Speaker 2:in the eyes, just even the eyes you know one of you was in panties, so anyway, so yeah, so this gender ideology thing, that is ridiculous because he's saying it. He is saying in this speech well, if you don't know, if you're listening, the biggest controversy has been drag queen reading reading kids books, children's books by a drag queen. Now I'm sorry that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of, cause that is not adult entertainment, because someone is a drag queen that kids find that funny. We always have look through entertainment. Bob Hope has dressed as a woman.
Speaker 2:You have a. What's the movie of Marilyn Monroe, where her dress something like a?
Speaker 3:hot two men dressed in like a woman.
Speaker 2:You have Tom Hanks, and what's his name in that?
Speaker 1:show yeah had a great theme song by Billy Joel it did.
Speaker 2:Someone's gonna be like yelling at us. It's that show and I'm like, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1:You got Martin Lawrence, you got Jamie Foxx.
Speaker 2:Here's the thing. Did you ban those shows from airing on television?
Speaker 1:No, you did not, Hmm.
Speaker 2:so what is he really talking about here? He's getting into the whole pronouns. He is we need to keep our kids safe from people who want to push the indoctrination. They're pushing education over indoctrination? Well, if they are, I'll make a counterpoint, and then I'm like you go. Cause I've had a little bit of whiskey.
Speaker 1:That's good man there's nothing wrong with a little bit of whiskey, David.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I agree, it's great for bullet wounds and sanitizing. No, it's so stupid because education, not indoctrination, while at the same time we're trying to teach our children Christian family values. Well, last time I checked what he said. We're here in America. We say we're free from religion. You are free to practice any religion you want, but you're also free from religion. There will be no law made in respect. This is crazy Cause. Well, here, what were we talking about? Before the show, I said to you, cause he read this law, so the law today. Tell them what it says today, what you read in the news week. That's what brought this up.
Speaker 1:Well, at the bill 599, it says you know, gender is immutable and what we're doing is saying whatever gender you were born, that's who you are and we're not going to teach that you can take the program them, the pronouns are them, they or any other type. So when we teach this and another thing they're doing is say if you're a part of a nonprofit organization, you don't have to use a pronoun game. Let's just call it a pronoun game, okay. So nonprofit organizations, anything dealing with the state, if you receive state funds from the state of Florida, you don't have to teach this. You are who you are and we, whatever birth you were assigned as far as male and female, that's it. We're not going to train, have any type of training or anything that says that you can use a different pronoun, or teaching people to use pronouns for certain people who sexually identify themselves as other than what they are.
Speaker 2:I don't even know what to say about that, because one they're basically saying here in Florida we're going to protect you from the 21st century, we're going to protect you from everybody who's already out there in the world talking about pronouns and this, and that we're going to save you from modern world, where these people who have been marginalized for centuries have finally gotten rights. But that's too much for our children. And what happens to that six-year-old who walks in and says mommy, daddy? Actually I should do a voice for that one that six-year-old who walks in and says mommy, daddy.
Speaker 4:Hi, I have a penis, but I really feel like a girl.
Speaker 2:I just have to do that because it makes it more real, Because you heard that little sweet voice. Are you going to say what? No, you're a boy.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:Now a lot of these kids they know. Now I get what they're saying.
Speaker 1:life's confusing, oh, welcome to the world, okay, but the state of Florida is saying this. The state of Florida is saying, no, you a little boy, you were born a little boy and you're gonna stay a little boy. Now, if you want our tax dollars or you want grants from the state of Florida, as long as me, dick Head DeSantis, I'm not gonna give you money for that. And you, if you're a private business, you don't have to teach that. You don't have to have training that. You know. I don't have to be a part of your pronoun game. That's not. I didn't know that's what we were doing. That's your pronoun game.
Speaker 2:So the conservative schools that don't need money, don't have to teach it. They can teach what they want. They can teach creationism, they can teach one man, one woman, and then the state schools well, they'd like to teach all the other stuff. I have a feeling, though, that most teachers don't hang up on the pronoun thing for too long, that it's not like a big old class we don't have a whole class dedicated to it.
Speaker 1:It's not.
Speaker 2:They're like hey, what you want to be called, but it's to a certain group in his constituency.
Speaker 1:That's a crowd pleaser. That's what in politics they call a crowd pleaser.
Speaker 2:I love it that you call it. That should be called Bill 599, the crowd pleaser it is.
Speaker 1:I mean, it's clapping points, not talking points. Clapping points. There are a certain segment D. Let me tell you something. There are a certain segment of a group of people in this country who are sick of that, sick of shit like this they're sick of. We've had this conversation before and I don't want to dwell on it but there's a segment that don't want to see changes in pronouns. They don't want to see have to think about them calling you them or they or all that. What is that? You look, you know, look what they and we talked about this before what they did to JK Rowland yeah, we did, you remember that? And she sold more Harry Potter books than the.
Speaker 2:Bible. Well, now, what she said is different than that in respect to she said, her opinion.
Speaker 1:Yes, she didn't write it into law. Yes, she just gave an opinion. She said gender is what.
Speaker 2:Well, what she? I think what she said was basically there's a difference between a woman and a trans woman, that basically you know they're biological. Look, and we've talked about this, Sure. Biology is, for the most part, they're right. I've talked to Carmen about this and we've had some discussions and they are. They are, for the most part, too, biological or sexist, and that's it.
Speaker 2:And get upset about it all you want. However, there's a small number, and it's not as small as you think. It is because there's billions of people in the world that are born with both Sure. So they have to choose. What if they choose wrong? And that's just on the body parts issue.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:Not being just born and your mind doesn't match your genitals, and this whole stupid thing is just making everybody about their genitals.
Speaker 1:when it comes down to it, Well, and that's, and you know what? D? You are absolutely right and here's what we need to. We need to. I know an expert in this who taught this at Cornell University no, I'm sorry, Columbia University and Winston-Same State University. She is an expert on this and the next time we broach this subject I'm going to bring her on. She will love, because she listens to the show.
Speaker 2:Go ahead and get her. I got an extra chair, she can do it with the mirror face and she can really educate us on this. I would love that.
Speaker 1:And she likes the show and so I'm gonna bring her on. So you know not to dwell on it. Dwelling is too much longer, but and we should. This is a whole show.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a whole show, but this is a lot about absurdities.
Speaker 1:It is. And stupid. You know what, brother? You're right and stupidity. This is clapping points. Yeah, that's a good call For someone who is miserably failing or trailing a dude who refuses to get up on a podium and debate. He's like y'all can kiss my ass on both sides. I don't have to debate you and he's not. And he's still losing by last time, look, look it by 30 points.
Speaker 2:Well, he's not that exciting and he licks his teeth. I mean, there are a million things I can say about Donald that are funny, but on this dude, I mean the way he walks the way he talks, the way he licks his teeth, the way he smiles, and that smile's so robotic man, it is, it's creepy.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, I can smile better with my butthole, I mean it's just a weird look.
Speaker 2:I'll bend over and I'll give you a prettier one. That's all I gotta say about that Same here.
Speaker 4:what'd you say, dave? What? What'd you?
Speaker 2:say What'd I say? What'd I say? What'd I just say something Bend over my asshole's prettier than Ron Desans' smile. I don't actually know. I haven't seen it in a while. I'm getting old, I don't bend over that far.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, so that's about all we gotta say about that. I just gotta say, if my, if my pronoun, if I want it to be, we, I should be allowed. I mean, I'm gonna say that you have to get it right the first time you meet me, because I look like a man.
Speaker 3:I'm not a man.
Speaker 2:I'm a lesser version of a man, but I'm a man overall where you'd see me and you'd say he Now but if I said GC, I would prefer it if you called me we.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Or they or she.
Speaker 1:But that's gonna take a little bit of getting used to.
Speaker 2:for us it would take getting used because every time you see me you would see your mind, would see man, and you'd say, he, sure, but I wouldn't get mad as long as you weren't doing it to offend me.
Speaker 2:If it was an honest mistake because you would correct it, as long as it's not being out of offense, but Right, that's the point. It's all absurd. Our lives are absurd. We're at 33 minutes. Let's see what we can do. All right, okay, we're gonna move on. We've gotten a lot of hate mail saying we love you guys, but you talk too damn much, damn right, so we're gonna. We're gonna move along.
Speaker 1:Housewives, give me the story, matt you mean listen, I know this is, for the most part, guilty pleasure and the housewives of New York City, of Orange County, of DC, of Atlanta, and it goes on and on and on and on. So what they're trying to do now is unionize these households, because they feel like they are not being treated fairly. Now, for the most part, these, these, these hookers get what? $250,000 per episode?
Speaker 2:Now let's okay For the people who are listening, they're not actually hookers. Oh, they're not.
Speaker 1:The housewives. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Yeah, keep going. I don't know how much they get paid.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean. So what they're trying to do? Bethany Frankel gave and, by the way, bethany Frankel is a astute, smart business woman. She is the reason why you have skinny girl popcorn, skinny girl vodka and all that stuff. So she's she's no one's dummy, but she admitted with an interview with Chris Wallace that she prostituted herself.
Speaker 2:Ooh and look at this. I got a clip. Here we go.
Speaker 1:Check it out.
Speaker 2:Bethany Frankel on Chris Wallace. Now you're gonna hear more of Chris Wallace.
Speaker 3:What you signed up for, though, because I wanna take a quote for what you told Vanity Fair. This is tough. I was a prostitute at the highest rate possible and was aware that there was a transaction that was happening and that I was gonna benefit.
Speaker 2:Sorry about that. That was me. That was me. I don't know how to run this equipment. My finger touched the button, okay, so let's do that one more time. I'll edit this out later. Here we go. I want him dead. I want his family dead. I want his house burnt to the ground. Okay, that wasn't it either. Here we go.
Speaker 3:What you signed up for, though, because I wanna take a quote for what you told Vanity Fair. This is tough. I was a prostitute at the highest rate possible and was aware that there was a transaction that was happening and that I was gonna benefit from it.
Speaker 4:Exactly.
Speaker 2:Ooh, she said exactly.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:I was a prostitute at the highest. I stand corrected, sir. Maybe she was a prostitute. But here's the thing when we talk about actors, we all. There is an old saying that we're all prostitutes because we give our emotions, we give our whole bodies and ourselves for someone to pay an admission fee.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't know.
Speaker 1:Not in your community theater.
Speaker 3:You're just doing it for free.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I wouldn't know. So that just means you're a slut. I just I've never hit that level. Well, I'm just, you know, Hit that level.
Speaker 2:You just got two jobs. You didn't even tell me. You're not even trying to give me your agent. What? Yeah, that's how much. We're fine.
Speaker 1:I mean, I've never hit that plateau, you know, you, you, you, you you oh, I saw you on the Marvelous Maisel.
Speaker 2:I saw you in the background walk by you did not. Foreground walk by, you did not. I saw you sitting at the table. You did. Yes, I did, sir. Yes, I did.
Speaker 1:And then you told me the story.
Speaker 2:All right, so.
Speaker 1:Jealousy ensues. So you talking about, you're saying that you do things for applause, you, you?
Speaker 3:you emotional? I'm talking about something.
Speaker 1:When you're talking about actors, you say that you know they, they, you know they have their emotions for applause.
Speaker 2:Look, the reason that actors, we get a bad rep for going for applause is because when you're in theater, that's the only instantaneous. I don't want to say reward, because it's not a reward, it's just Acknowledgement of the work that you've put in so when someone's Applaud. A lot of times your director doesn't tell you you're good, they don't care, they don't a product out there.
Speaker 3:Sometimes it depends on who you're working with.
Speaker 2:But for the most part we're doing it the applause, our Acknowledgement of the time and effort we have put into our craft and I hate calling it a craft, so let's call it more a time and effort that we have put into our passion sure craft sounds like witchcraft or sounds like I'm making Now this, I'm not so sure this. So basically, she wants to unionize because reality TV stars are not considered actors. They're not there and they're not.
Speaker 2:They don't go to school for it, they don't get trained in it, right, they don't memorize line. Actually, I have to disagree. Sometimes I feel like the memorized lines, because you've seen some of these shows. That is highly produced.
Speaker 1:But here's where the thing is. What you wish it was the cat name on Bravo who does the I haven't had Bravo since like two thousand. Okay, I can't remember this dude and Sarah is gonna kill me because she watches it. You know to her, you know she said well, this is a guilty pleasure. Well, you know it's Voreism, don't you think?
Speaker 2:so I mean you, boy or your?
Speaker 1:boy, your ism. Yeah, yeah, it's the whiskey talk I think it's a little bit of voyeurism. Yeah, you watching someone else's life and see, here's the thing. You know what, when they're not up on the game there, you know, according to the article, there get Text messages from the producer saying you need to step this shit up Because you know you need to drink a little more. You need that to, to be over the top a little bit more. You're not doing enough. Well, you're correct.
Speaker 2:They actually. When you see a reality TV show and you wonder why there's so much conflict, every episode you can rely on. Editing created that and Producers created that. There's very few. There's very few reality shows. You'd probably have to go all the way back to the real world, mtv. Oh yeah, I'm done without a lot of Sure sure, and that was some boring shit for a long time it was.
Speaker 1:But here's a problem I have with this D and, and you know what you can agree. You say I agree or so no, I disagree. But you, somebody like you, who, who really worked at this craft and you're very good at it.
Speaker 2:If you're talking some shit right now.
Speaker 1:No, no, I'm serious, I'm being very serious, oh and if you've seen David on stage, people who are listening to the show know what I'm talking about. He's a very good actor. No, you really are. Thank you, and I'm not Blowing smoke up your, you know you're fabulous asshole.
Speaker 2:I appreciate that so.
Speaker 1:But these people have nothing. They're average and most of the times and not they're rich or they married to someone who is rich. I was gonna say the real housewife. Ass off and you had done you what this? This dude sitting across the table for now.
Speaker 1:I love that part these hookers hadn't done anything. Now, everybody listen, if you want to send me emails, like I've been getting said, you know J C. You know that's bulls. You know it's a. It's entertainment, you shouldn't take it so seriously. But Bethany Franco is talking about utilizing, which is voluntary. You know that they actually go and try and audition to be on this show.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, you send in your self-tape you still you do.
Speaker 1:And then one of the things they were talking about in the article as well Is that some of the racism that's involved in this, in these shows, because one of the households was using the n-word freely and with the crew and the staff and that's Entertainment and yes, and she was using it.
Speaker 1:and then they had the sister that was on there and you know she did one season or a couple of season, I don't know how long she did and she's off the show. So what I'm saying is is that how you gonna unionize Something like that? And when you have creative people, a Outstanding actors like yourself and and people you know who do this for real, you know it can't even get in the union say and here's a problem.
Speaker 2:And then you got these hookers Doing it you would have to unionize before you audition for the show, which why you're not a reality star until you're on a reality show. So how would you become part of the union until you're already on a show. Once you're already on a show, you don't know how long that show is gonna go, for you're not gonna. You might get another reality show, I don't know. So it's. It might be a little like being an actor, but it's not like being an actor. It would have to be a totally separate gig. And what are they protecting? They want healthcare, do they want? They want royalty.
Speaker 1:Yes, they won't. Yeah, healthcare, they want money. They want to say they want to be like sad Well look, I'm not opposed.
Speaker 2:I think we're getting that going here. I am not opposed To them getting royalties. I've always thought that if you take my likeness and image, no matter what the contract says, you know, because when you sign a contract, the contract is saying like they're kind of taking all the risk, so if it bombs, they don't want to pay you more.
Speaker 1:Okay, you know, I just thought about who just name is Andy Cohen. Yes, andy Cohen, all right.
Speaker 2:Yeah he's a good interviewer. I actually I don't love Andy Cohen, but that's good, that's okay. But you know I understand wanting the royalties Because you feel like, hey, they're profiting on me. Why am I not allowed? Well, you have to sign the contract in the beginning for the flat fee. They're not gonna negotiate with an unknown and say, oh sure, you don't want to take the 250,000 one-time lump sum payment.
Speaker 2:Sure, I'll give you 5% of the royalties? No, they're not gonna do that. They don't even know who you are. What's gonna happen? I see how they want more rights, but I'm sorry in a year where we're struggling as actors to get me rights. Yes, shut your f*** Mouth, bethany housewife. Go back to your whorehouse.
Speaker 1:God, that's what I didn't call her prostitute.
Speaker 2:She did, she did and I don't think she's a prostitute? Actually, maybe she is.
Speaker 1:I don't know what she does, but Well, you know what she said and if you heard it in an interview, you know you actually. You absolutely right. She said I was broke when I went into this.
Speaker 2:She said Listen, she married to a rich guy.
Speaker 1:Well before before she married that dude, you know. She said I was broke. Oh, so I was a single mom.
Speaker 2:I was broke before I was a gold digger. Yeah, I got picked up by a show and then I was broke after the show because I spent all my money like a gold digger.
Speaker 1:Exactly. And then one of the one of the women on the show Was sober for ten years, right, she got on. She got on the show and they say, look, you need to start drinking again. And she was like what? And Then, when she started drinking again, that's when the ratings went up.
Speaker 2:Well you know, I mean that was uh Sorry, I keep pulling my volume up and down. That was a dude from jackass. There's several those guys from jackass that were oh.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they were on drugs because it made the show better, better yeah and they got hooked. Yes. So, what was that saying about our society when we? Well we watch these people, you know, at like assholes.
Speaker 2:It tells me one that people are stupid and they want the lowest brow entertainment they can get to. It tells me Hollywood is willing to give the masses what they want, no matter the cost of society. And Three tells me that that means Jewish people Don't care about society because they own Hollywood. That's what it's. So another. I feel like I gotta blame this on.
Speaker 1:What Did you put?
Speaker 3:a D in front of it maybe I'm Jewish people.
Speaker 2:I'm kidding, I'm totally kidding. Save your emails. We don't read them anyway.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2:But that's a yeah, this is a dumb story. I mean, I don't know it's. I don't know if it's dumb because I'm sure to a lot of reality stars it's important. But I also have Very little to no respect For reality stars, even though probably podcasts would be considered reality Listening yeah anybody can become a star. Not us, but anybody can become a star.
Speaker 1:I don't know. Hey think about it. You know I'm getting stopped in grocery stores. I don't know about your shit, but I'm getting stopped in grocery stores.
Speaker 2:Are you only when I talk out loud?
Speaker 1:I'm serious.
Speaker 2:Wait, that was one time a long time ago.
Speaker 1:No, it's you know hey, oh, that was your friend.
Speaker 2:No, there's your friend.
Speaker 1:Tyrone.
Speaker 2:Tyrone heard it.
Speaker 1:Why now hold up? What was name gotta be?
Speaker 2:Luke. Luke stopped you in the store. Yeah, why I could be Brad.
Speaker 1:Chris, yes, I'm Bradley.
Speaker 2:Yes, philip, yes, william Fenimore stopped you to his bread aisle yeah you get that shit right. Or it was Tyrone he stopped. I Was this mythical beast that stopped you no, it wasn't a dude man.
Speaker 1:Why you keep saying that?
Speaker 2:No, it's some old lady, some that's not a set.
Speaker 1:No, that's not the same one. That's when we first started the show.
Speaker 2:But you know another one. Well, you don't talk to me about these things.
Speaker 1:I know it Sorry.
Speaker 2:So who stopped you?
Speaker 1:Never mind the moment's gone.
Speaker 2:It is gone.
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 2:That was good.
Speaker 1:Thank you.
Speaker 2:Thank you. By the way, I was thinking of Tyrone, tyrone Wheatley when I said that.
Speaker 1:Tyrone Wheatley, one of the greatest running backs for Michigan.
Speaker 2:Michigan tow respect, tow respect. Okay, here we go. Let's uh hey, I think we said all we have to say about that. Let's wrap this up. It's at 48 minutes. Give me it, it's time. Wait, I'm bad at these effects things. It's time for that dumb shit. Oh.
Speaker 1:Stop, stop, already, stop already, all right, thank you, shut up, shut up, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2:Okay, tell us the story.
Speaker 1:All right, so here's a story D. This is a problem, okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, let's hear it.
Speaker 1:This is a real problem.
Speaker 2:Is it?
Speaker 1:about cats.
Speaker 2:No, it's not.
Speaker 1:No, it's not about cats, it's not about stuffed animals. This is something that Could really hurt people, and then we really need to address this issue. So, on on about round November 22nd, a couple from, of course, florida Got into a dispute.
Speaker 2:Okay, so this is just before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1:Couple Dispute yeah, not too long ago had a dispute that turned violent and it was a man and a husband and wife. The husband came in and Found that the coffee pot was not full. Oh, oh shit.
Speaker 2:Yes, that is a crime against humanity.
Speaker 1:Yes and Um, his name is mr Sandoval and he came in to his wife and he said why. You know, the coffee pot is not full. You know what you've been doing. Well, I mean, you're useless. What good are you? So an argument ensued, and what he did? Now we really have to look at this issue. He hit his wife with a pack of Oreos.
Speaker 2:Wait, wait, before you keep going. Were they double stuff or regular? They're not. They were regular, Okay, well, that makes a difference, keep going.
Speaker 1:But she fell when he hit her with the pack of Oreos. She fell back on the floor and hurt herself. So he walked around to check on her and when he checked on her he decided to choke her. So, but he said he didn't do the grip, he just put her hand, his hand, over her airway, but he didn't actually squeeze, are you?
Speaker 2:sure he wasn't just trying to get the Oreos back.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no. He said that. Now listen, listen. So he said that it wasn't him actually obstructing her airway. What he was doing, the Oreos is the one to blame for it, because when he hit her with the pack of Oreos, that started the whole chain of events and that caused her injury, rather than him wrapping his hands around her neck. So the police came and arrested him and took a father report saying that the but in the report. Well, let me backtrack a little bit. In the report he didn't say anything about the Oreos, but his story was that the Oreos assaulted her, not him. So I'm just saying what we need to do, so that's that dump shit.
Speaker 2:Well, I just ate Oreos last night and I'll tell you what they are guilty of assault on my colon, because this morning oh, that just greased the track. It did oh yeah, it was like the Daytona 500 getting out of there with left turns only.
Speaker 1:All left turns.
Speaker 2:All left turns. Oh, going out so fast.
Speaker 1:Okay, so fast, all right.
Speaker 2:That's the Daytona 500 in history.
Speaker 1:This is how Well I can answer yeah.
Speaker 2:You go ahead, it's better when you say it.
Speaker 1:Oh, I was just gonna say, you know, was alcohol involved in it. But my question is how high do you have to be to hit somebody with a pack of Oreos and they fall over? Were they both drunk? And do we have to change the way we package Oreos from now on?
Speaker 2:The bigger question is yeah no, I agree with the question Because in this instance, how high do you have to be to throw a pack of Oreos and the sentence you with me, you with me when you are high. Yeah, those Oreos are mine. They're mine alone.
Speaker 1:You don't touch my Oreos when I'm high, okay, but what I'm saying is we understand that, but when I'm talking, I mean you can. I mean, do you have to be high as an eagle asshole to throw a pack of Oreos? Now see, here's the danger. I need you to stay with me on this one.
Speaker 2:I'm with you.
Speaker 1:Is it the soft pack or the hard box? Ooh, Now I'm saying what would cause the injury the most? The soft pack. You know. You got the little flimsy wrapper that it comes in, or you do the box Now, do you? If you throw the box, would that be construed as a salt, or would the soft pack be like a misdemeanor? Well, is that a felony or a misdemeanor? Because this cat went to jail.
Speaker 2:Is this a real question?
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Well, do you want my reel in? Yes, okay, yeah, it's a salt, it's a salt.
Speaker 1:What for the box or the wrapper?
Speaker 2:No, for the box, I mean for the wrapper and the box. It's an Oreo. You assaulted the Oreo, thrown at an object and you hurt that Oreo. That Oreo is probably broken. I peel back the wrapper and it's hard to find the peel. By the way, you have to like kind of search both sides and figure out where that little lip is. And then, when you finally find it my dad was a packaging engineer. He would hate this, but anyway you peel it back and there's like two strands of aluminum still hanging.
Speaker 2:And then only the center Oreos really exposed. You got to search to the side to get the other Oreos. Now I throw it at you. It hits you in the face, right, you fall down. He said he hit her in the head. Yeah, I'm going to go check the Oreos, because guess what?
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 2:It's a soft pack. Now I probably broke the Oreos.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, I'm not soft enough.
Speaker 2:Now if it's a hard pack? Now what we know about hard things. When they hit the ground, the insides still impact the ground. It's like being in an elevator right, the elevator breaks. You go all the way to the end of the ground.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Jumping into the bottom. By the way, Spoiler alert, jumping doesn't save you, save you, yeah, so yeah, you're a fireman, you know that Right. So I would say, in either way, it was a salt with a deadly weapon, the deadly weapon being the woman and the Oreos being the victim.
Speaker 1:See what I did there. I saw what you did.
Speaker 2:I love Oreos, you're going to get letters too, only gluten-free Oreos, no, all right, here's my real answer. This jackass. I hope that no lawyer has actually said lawyer, lawyer, yeah, lawyer Attorney at law has not argued this case Does. Everybody would just jump off this jackass's wagon.
Speaker 1:Well, he had a prior conviction. Oh well, then, here we go. What was the?
Speaker 2:felony conviction For a battery assault and battery Domestic violence.
Speaker 1:Okay, you'll get off. Oh, you know what we're missing what? What about the woman? Was she okay?
Speaker 2:I mean, who cares? It's in Florida oh.
Speaker 1:What I say about Florida. So to wrap this up, so you think that's that dumb shit. That's that dumb shit, right there.
Speaker 2:And I say whoever throws Oreos, I want him dead, I want his family dead, I want his house burnt to the ground. Yeah, that's it. I came too late.
Speaker 3:Again, I'm not doing this board too well tonight I'm not to go back and edit a lot, mr Whiskey.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that dumb shit with juicy.
Speaker 1:Thank you. Thank you, this is a problem. We need to address this Something.
Speaker 2:Wow, Wow. They really love you and I love you. And we love you, Everybody who's listening. We absolutely love you.
Speaker 1:We sure, do you guys? We?
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Speaker 2:Yes, which is the essential question.
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Speaker 1:Close them out. Close them out, you guys. Take care of yourselves and each other. We'll see you again real soon. No doubt you know what it's time for. If you don't use it, you're going to lose it.
Speaker 2:If you didn't take it, you're gonna lose it.
Speaker 3:Here we go.
Speaker 1:Give it to me, gc. All right Give me a little.
Speaker 2:Go ahead, give me a little yeah, put your high heels on. Put your high heels on. Oh no, have an Oreo, got it, got it down.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Cookies. You got nothing, I got nothing.