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McCarthy's Folly, Drivin' High, and No FSU
Ready for a wild ride through history, politics, and some truly bizarre current events? Buckle up as we tear apart Kevin McCarthy's outrageous claim that the US has never taken land after a war, for anything other than burial purposes.
We size up the curious alliance between Trump and his evangelical supporters. We're not afraid to get personal either - we'll be sharing our unique perspectives on McCarthy's bold statement about the US not taking land from all of Europe after World War II.
Should you blaze and drive? GC and David offer differing opinions on how safe it is to get high and drive.
We tackle the divisive issue of the college football playoffs, the exclusion of Florida State, and the role of business interests and ratings in the selection process.
We also share our bafflement over an Indiana man who thought it was a good idea to hide a loaded gun in his rectum. Plus, we'll be discussing our personal grooming habits and reminding you to prioritize self-care. Um...
So make yourself comfortable, leave us your ratings and comments, and get ready for a vigorous, enlightening, and occasionally hilarious conversation - because we're about to turn the volume up to 11.
Ready for a wild ride through history, politics, and some truly bizarre current events? Buckle up as we tear apart Kevin McCarthy's outrageous claim that the US has never taken land after a war, for anything other than burial purposes.
We size up the curious alliance between Trump and his evangelical supporters. We're not afraid to get personal either - we'll be sharing our unique perspectives on McCarthy's bold statement about the US not taking land from all of Europe after World War II.
Should you blaze and drive? GC and David offer differing opinions on how safe it is to get high and drive.
We tackle the divisive issue of the college football playoffs, the exclusion of Florida State, and the role of business interests and ratings in the selection process.
We also share our bafflement over an Indiana man who thought it was a good idea to hide a loaded gun in his rectum. Plus, we'll be discussing our personal grooming habits and reminding you to prioritize self-care. Um...
So make yourself comfortable, leave us your ratings and comments, and get ready for a vigorous, enlightening, and occasionally hilarious conversation - because we're about to turn the volume up to 11.
Hello everybody, it is December 4th 2023 and it's uh give us a it's about GD time show show hey everybody, my man, my man, how you doing? I'm doing. Good brother, how are you?
Speaker 1:I'm you know what?
David :I'm doing pretty pretty fantastic. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
GC:I had a pretty good week. I mean, I had a good weekend. I got with the fam a little bit um show good time with your wife. I did so share some time with my girl making sure she gets what she needs and all that stuff. You know how you doing. How was your week?
David :I'm good. Uh, it's been busy. It's been busy, had a lot of stuff going on. We got some stuff to talk about today. Let's, let's, let's, let's. Give everybody a list of what we want to talk about okay, we're gonna talk about care from California.
GC:Former speaker of the house of the United States Congress. We are going to talk about wait, what are we talking about?
David :Kev, kev.
Speaker 1:Kevin.
David :McCarthy. Kevin McCarthy, not everybody knows what you're talking about okay, care from California people.
GC:You know, look back on your episodes. We couldn't talk about care from California. Kevin McCarthy, former speaker of the house. I will say this again. Then here's a subject I've really been looking forward to talking about this week should you smoke weed and drive, and if so, can you drive a family member? Is that something? Is that we high on weed? Is it the same thing? Is drinking alcohol or drinking taking pills? Is that the same thing? Are we? Is that what we doing? So it was.
GC:There was an article in Slate magazine which is a very good magazine, by the way that discuss should they let their children ride with somebody who's been smoking weed?
David :and who writes. Who writes Slate magazine? The people from Slate? No, I should say. Do you know where it is based? Slate magazine, yeah. Is it California, new York? Oh, I don't know okay doesn't matter. And then what are we doing?
GC:third we're gonna talk about the, the big story of the day, and I know people like, oh man, he got these two chuckleheads talking about sports again, but the college football playoffs yeah, and getting a floor, somebody get robbed did Florida State get robbed?
David :didn't they? Okay, we'll talk about that.
GC:We'll talk about that, and then last but least we have that dumb shit, yes, which neither one of us know.
David :I don't know, right, you know, I do it's just something.
GC:These are important things we should bring up to the listeners. So we good to go. Are you ready, my brother?
David :I am ready to go. So when did your friend Kev bring this up? What he, what he said, this, this, that we should call this that dumb shit, to be quite honest, but do you know what day he was talking?
GC:no, this is one of the things he post on X, formerly known as Twitter, and former speaker the house, kevin McCarthy was making a speech in which he was saying that well, hey, I'm gonna interrupt you there.
David :Why don't we just let Kevin?
Speaker 1:yeah, let.
David :Kevin do it for himself.
Kevin McCarthy:I can't do it in every single war that America has fought. We have never asked for land afterwards, except for enough to bury the Americans who gave the ultimate sacrifice for that freedom we went in for yeah, everybody starts oh shit, okay.
David :So what do you got to say about that?
GC:I mean anyone who who's taking a civics class know this is not true. First of all, of course, this is not true at all. After a revolutionary war, the United States double in size and took land from the British that they had before the Revolution era war right, and then we had several presidents to come after that, and then they expanded the territory, yeah, from the 13 colonies all the way out to the West and they took Oregon and Washington and things like that. I don't want to get too geeky about this no, I don't want.
GC:I like geek geek, you know, that's what they all say, right?
David :yeah, nerd is the new jock. Oh, is it really? Geek is the new jock? Keep going okay.
GC:So after the Mexican-American war, they took possession of guess what. Come on now. You know this what was it?
David :was it? I think it was Wyoming is Texas, yes, texas well, yeah, yeah, we did Texas right, texas right we, we did claim that yeah but I think that was. The whole war was about that who's we were taking it? Okay, it wasn't only Texas, it was New Mexico, new Mexico, california, thank God we took Nevada, they took Utah they took Arizona, we wouldn't have Las Vegas as it is today.
Speaker 1:I know we lost that.
David :Yes, yeah, because what you know, the mob, it wasn't gonna put casinos in in Mexico after what happened in Cuba. Okay, eggs you with me, I am with you, my god, and then okay you know what else?
GC:what? Guess what else we took when the Spanish-American war. Guess what we took. We took what was it? Guam, puerto Rico and the Philippines. We took that man yes oh, yeah, we did, yes, the.
David :Philippines before the World War two yes, okay we took these. That's what we did but but no, he said we only do it for to bear it now when he's talking, though what he's talking about, and he's still wrong what he? Says like you know, we fought for, for France. You know, when we fought for England and against Germany, we didn't take their land except to bury our debt because, like in Normandy, we have our.
GC:But but we also took bases we did. I was about to say that my guy, yeah, well, just think about when we Japan yes, we took, we pretty much took that over, we dropped those bombs on it. What Dave Chappelle said they were drawing hello kitty ever since, not only they were doing that, we emasculated them, also, we took their land. You know we, we have ships station over there and that makes China very, very nervous isn't Okinawa ours Okinawa is, it's Japan.
David :But I mean right, such a big base there.
GC:We're kind of like right in right and then you know you got China sitting over there. What if? What if China has ships in Cuba and just hanging out 90 miles away from Florida? Dude, you know they do right? Oh, I'm sure they probably do, but I'm just saying as a maybe international policy of China saying, okay, well, we're gonna park our ships 90 miles off of the coast of Florida. Now, some idiot tried that in the 1960s and you saw how that worked out.
David :It was 13 days with crew chef crew chef and John F Kennedy yeah, but we're actually redoing a base, another airstrip in the South Pacific. We're actually there's one that we haven't used since World War 2 that we're actually redoing right now because of Taiwan, exactly okay, I think now Taiwan is in what China's backyard? It. Is they actually think it? It is there they think it's in their yard. Yes, not their backyard was in. There you are.
GC:I think it's in the front yard yeah, the American want to close the gate. Yes, the Americans are digging in their backyard and China feels like they're justified and shooting them.
David :So what you think is McCarthy is what lying in ill-informed how do you get?
GC:let me ask you a question how do you get to be the speaker of the house and you don't know American history?
Kevin McCarthy:how do you get to do that I?
David :mean I bet my black ass could never do that.
GC:I bet I could never be speaker of the house. You got Hakeem Jeffries that is sitting there with all the credentials to be speaker of the house, but he probably won't be able to do it because, number one, you know the districts are so gerrymandered that that won't happen. And, number two, you know they ain't gonna let this do these because you know Nancy Pelosi turned it over to him, so they ain't gonna let this cat be speaker of the house if they can help it. So they just gonna keep screwing with the districts across the nation. So the you know the Republicans were a maintain the house you watch it's not gonna change, brother, going on forever, that's not new.
David :But when I'm saying this.
GC:How can Kevin McCarthy not know this and sit there and give a speech with a crooked bow tie, by the way, why he was giving this speech and say things like that and get applauded for it? If my ass went out there and said something like that, the first thing people would be like, well, first of all, hidein' the foot he gettin' into Congress. How did he get there? How does that happen? You tell me? How is that at?
David :Well, I will tell you how. Okay, okay, people don't care about education anymore. It's not about how smart you are. We actually don't like education in this country.
Speaker 1:Well, actually, we actually think oh, you know they criticize it, yeah right.
David :Yeah, oh, you have a higher education. Oh, you elitist, you have a degree, you're a liberal.
GC:You got, you're a liberal.
David :Yeah, and there is a study I just saw this it's been so many times, so I don't have to look up the most current study that I just read but that if you get more educated, you will lean left If you travel more globally. I don't mean if you travel around your town, but if you travel globally, if you go across the sea, people tend to skew a little more left. Now some people will say that, well, that's a bad thing, but what is wrong about opening your mind to other cultures and seeing people as humans instead of Chinaman, instead of wetbacks, instead of I'm saying all the words that people think in their head because they're not educated? You know, when I went to, I've only been a couple of places. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not that traveled.
David :Because I'm you know I'm poor. I don't have money to be traveling. I gotta work for a living. I'm not like you. I don't have a sugar mama. Well, I can do have sugar mama, baby, my bun, your bun Come on. Come on, come on, she's. I don't take money from her, though. She doesn't want me to travel more, though I gotta give her that. Come on, go and kick your ass when she hears this.
Speaker 1:For what I didn't say nothing.
GC:I'm just saying I'm not taking anyway.
David :The point is, if you travel more, you start to see people as people, you stop seeing them as the government. The government is different than the people. Like we all think of China as this communist regime. Well, that the government is. But the people are just, you know, they're just wanting to. You know, get through the day, feed their kids, get an education, and that weird other cultures still want an education, but we don't. So in this country you don't have to be smart, you just have to say the right trigger words. You just have to, you know, say things like that instill fear, and then you get votes.
GC:But I don't think he was saying anything that would instill fear in anyone. What he was trying, to do Not in that instance, he was trying to be patriotic, but you were asking me how he got in to be the speaker, how he got voted in.
David :That's my point.
GC:Well, he really did.
David :In that instance.
Kevin McCarthy:no, he's just saying something stupid he is, and it's one of those things where hey, the US is great, we're moral.
David :Other countries aren't.
GC:Yeah, you know, eat shit, kill yourself. That's basically what he's saying. And this guy is the former Speaker of the House in the United States Congress and he says these things with a straight face and you know it just brings up something else. You know another article I read in the Atlantic about how the evangelicals can vote for Donald Trump and believe in Jesus. So that's. We'll save that for another time.
David :Oh my God cause I could talk, for I mean, we could just keep all the other subjects.
GC:How can you do that? I mean, and I have my own theory as to why they are willing to accept a lot of things he does, because Donnie will tell you himself. I don't know why you got to support me, but thank you that you do, because that's not who he is, but I have a theory about it, but we'll talk about that in another episode.
David :Oh, come on, I'm itching, I'm itching, I'm itching to go for that one. So, anyway, it's gold bond on it.
GC:You know, just hold it for.
David :I don't wear gold bond. You ever smell the gold bond. Gold bond stinks. I work in the gym I work in a gym and all the old men come in with their crotches full of gold bond. There used to be, I don't know. Used to work in the gym. Everybody asked me. By the way, there are a couple of people who've been listening who asked me how did? You and Gary meet.
GC:Are you?
Speaker 1:serious yeah.
David :Because I work in a building in a wellness center there you go. I won't say what I do yet.
GC:We'll reveal that once we get it. But when we get it, can I interject this?
Kevin McCarthy:Yeah, go ahead.
GC:When we get in front of a live audience and I've had people ask us when are we gonna go live? And I'm like, when you start giving us more money, that's when we're gonna go live.
David :Yeah, when you start telling your friends about us.
GC:Yeah. So they say we wanna know how you guys met. We wanna hit a background story of you two foul mouthed chuckleheads. So I'm not foul mouthed, you're not, you're really pristine. But anyway, since you said that, that just triggered me to say well, people always ask how long you guys been friends. I say we go back like car seats.
David :Well, I mean relatively new car seats Like my car car seats 2013, something like that right. No, yeah, about 10 years.
GC:Yeah, about 10 years, but I was working in a gym.
David :He got a job in the gym. I don't work for that gym and I had a lot of time to kill, so we'd sit around and do this without microphones Exactly without a little maker's mark and a little wine.
GC:I prefer the maker's mark, yeah.
David :Yeah. So back to McCarthy. Oh yeah, I think it's kind of funny. This is not the only thing that, not just McCarthy, but like you said, about Trump, like not even knowing why he gets the evangelical vote, but he gets it and it's because, well, you know what, without going into that, let's do it because it kind of ties in. So I have, I was watching Squid Games, you know this show Netflix.
David :No, my sister-in-law told me to watch it. Oh my gosh, it's Korean show. It's basically like a hunker games type thing, but in the end I won't go into that show. In the end they show this evangelical in the street screaming at the top of his lungs. You know like oh, the end times are coming. You must repent or you'll be in hell forever. It is weird to me that that is what a lot of evangelicals want, like, okay, it's weird that you're scared of the end times, even though that's what you're supposed to be looking forward to, right? Oh, the end times are near. Oh, because there are gays.
Speaker 1:That's a good point.
David :Because we're having sodomy, the end times are coming. It's like, well, then you should be happy, because that's what the whole goal was, wasn't it Right? Right, but getting Donnie in, they think he's like a second Messiah, because he promised them like to get rid of abortion and lower taxes.
Speaker 1:It's always about.
GC:I mean, come on, what kind of jump is that? Come on, that is an acasm.
David :Jesus did say please pay your taxes to Caesar. Whatever you owe to Caesar, pay it. And people are like mm. I don't like that role.
GC:Isn't this the total opposite of what Jesus would do? I mean, just think about this, okay, I think why they have Donnie is because why they want Donnie is because he is their mouthpiece. Donnie gets to say a lot of things that thinking and their feeling, and not only does he do that, he also his policies also reflect what they want. We've talked about this in the first episode. These evangelicals are sick and tired of you, me and everybody that think like us, because they feel like they're losing. They have meshed the United States and their religion together, so there is no separation between church and state. So they feel like they're losing their religion and they're losing this country. So Donnie says things that reinforce what they're thinking already.
David :Right, and a lot of it's hate, though, which is weird, because there's hate, that is but not to them. That's not hate. To them, it's protecting the white culture. To them, it's protecting.
GC:America? Okay, what about black people who support Donnie? Oh, I don't care about that. There's just so few of you.
David :Like is that really important? I don't think that's important.
GC:I mean, there are some black evangelicals who support Donald Trump and they're here.
David :That's what I wanna know from you Like why are your people, my people, what you mean, your people, what the fuck are you talking? About what do you do playing the dude. This guy's a dude.
GC:Oh, Tropic Thunder yeah.
David :Where do you think I was going with that?
GC:Okay, well, you know what does that mean again.
David :Oh, it's on Wednesday, seven o'clock, cracker barrel.
GC:Okay, but next week is gonna be a white castle. Oh, it is.
David :Okay, keep going.
GC:So why do African-American some people support the Republican platform? And I have two theories. I have two theories and hear me out on this. If you're an analyst. And for the most part, most people think that African-Americans are monolithic and they're voting as far as Democrats, okay, and this is the old theory that when I was in politics, that's what you know, a lot of people assess. A lot of white Americans say well, we not gonna get the black folks because they're monolithic and how they do. A lot of African and some African-Americans are still holding on to the dream of the Lincoln party, whereas the Republicans from the 1800s did a lot of positive things for African-Americans and under the reconstruction. So I'm going back a little bit. So a lot of African-Americans who have made it and they were lucky enough to make it in this country said I did it under my own steam, I didn't need the help of the government, I didn't need the help of, you know, liberal white people. I made it on my own.
David :Well see, I agree with that, because the government didn't help those roadblocks everywhere you could. So I get that. But the Lincoln party is not the Republican party, it's the Democratic party.
GC:But they can't let go of that. They can't let go of that because they said well, I still have a vision. I don't want to be judged by the color of my skin, but my merit and the content of my character. I just don't want to be judged that way. So they aligned themselves with the Republican. Look at Michael Steele. Michael Steele was a chairman of the Republican National Committee. Michael Steele found out how they really felt about him when they fired his ass. You know, he was the former Lieutenant Governor of Baltimore, maryland one of them. So he was really affiliated with this party until they showed him how they really felt about him. And now he's not.
David :Yeah, now he's on MSNBC, not Fox, exactly.
GC:So the pool is so big. As far as the analysts, if you're a black analyst and you're a Republican, the pool is. So I mean a Democrat is so big, you have so many experts and analysts you can't find your way in. So here's what some African-Americans will do, and they don't mean it, like that Owens bitch who turned on her own people and say you know what, if George Floyd had stayed still and just done what the cop told him to this is a black female saying this probably wouldn't have been any problem. So she aligned it himself with these people so she can get on Fox. She is trying to make money. So when you asked me the question, why would African-Americans or black people associate themselves with that platform and with the message? That's most often and not racist and misogynist Cause it's about the dollars, baby. It's about what we used to say in the nineties the Benjamin's.
David :But well, I agree with all that because I think everything is either about some deep seated ideology you got, or money. That's what I actually think. But so you say that. So, desantis, I just heard a clip today about and we're getting away from McCarthy, we're gonna tie this back in but DeSantis actually said, when Nikki Haley, you know, tweeted something about George Floyd because you brought up George Floyd, she said, like you know, we really need to take a look at ourselves. You know we really this is personal we need to take this personally. Each American needs to think about this.
David :Yeah, she's in here and DeSantis is like why do we gotta take this personally? This ain't you know, and they were like she's trying to, just you know, identify with that whole thing.
GC:She's trying to pay the war, yeah, yeah.
David :Well, he's gonna do that you know he's a little fit, he ain't fucking gonna do something like that. But when you hear that as a black person, you hear the party saying that the whole party's kind of against the whole George Floyd going after the cops thing. Then this blue lives matter. Hey, he was a criminal. You saw the media coverage. Hey, he did this in his past. Sure what the media has to die. Oh oh well, he was in there stealing what was it Pax their closer?
GC:He wasn't no, that wasn't.
Speaker 1:And then it wasn't even the thing.
David :Right, so let's just get over that message, right, all right, so now let's go back to stupid McCarthy Kev. I call him Kevin. We're formal together.
GC:Kev from Cali.
David :I'm not really that tight with him. So, kevin, he's uneducated. He said something stupid. I think he's trying to be smart, saying, hey, look, we didn't conquer all of Europe. See, I think he's looking at it from a very European aspect, like, look, when we were in World War II we didn't take all of Europe. Now that just means he's not. I mean he's still wrong because we did. But I don't think he's looking at it from a Brown people perspective.
Speaker 1:No.
David :Because, if you notice all the examples you brought up, they were Brown people.
GC:And just think how they were treated in Europe. You know, these Black soldiers were liberating a lot of these towns in France and they were getting addicted to a crunch bar.
Kevin McCarthy:I don't know what we're talking about now.
GC:Yeah, me either. So then they have to come back to the United States after they fought in World War II and sit in the back of the bus. Oh, yeah, right.
David :OK, racism's bad. I'm not arguing that, I'm just saying.
GC:But his ideology, his idea of World War II and talking about the European theater, is different from mine and what my grandfather experienced, because my grandfather was in World War II, he was in the Navy and then the way he was treated he fought in the Pacific, so he was in the battle of Midway. So when my grandfather came home he was like yo, you know, I got a, you know I got medals, I got.
David :Yeah, my grandfather was at Iwo Jima.
GC:So you know what? It's very different experience between our grandfathers.
David :But McCarthy again. But he has his dream, go ahead. I'm just saying he's saying we didn't take, we don't take anything except for our dead soldiers. He means that in the European theater he's still wrong because we have bases.
GC:But what?
David :he's not looking at is all the islands that we kept. We didn't give anything back. We're a little bit like the British Empire.
GC:We look a bit, yeah, in a Roman Empire. Yeah, good observation D.
David :Well, the Roman Empire. We have a lot of their symbolism. So do the Germans.
GC:I got everything. I got everything.
David :Eagles. I love Eagles. You know those gold eagle's that were like this in the German.
GC:I have a theory about that. We'll talk about it.
David :Yeah, we'll talk about it at a different time. Okay, we're at 26 minutes, let's move ahead. All right, let's talk about oh yeah, let's wrap that up. Mccarthy's an idiot. Okay, let's talk about weed.
Speaker 1:Weed trees.
David :Tell me the story, because this is a woman. She doesn't. She's like hey, kiddies, you can hang out with my or? Hey, teenagers, you can smoke weed with my kids all you want. You're just not allowed to drive, is that correct?
GC:Okay, yeah, in a short, that's basically what it is. So here's the thing, here's what we're gonna talk about. A lot of people I know smoke weed Say it ain't.
David :so? Yes, I know smoke weed.
Kevin McCarthy:Do you roll it?
David :in a little Swisher's Suite. Yes, exactly?
GC:Do you know it? Do you know it? No, it's not a blunt. I watched Boys in the Hood. Oh my God, it never stops, does it? It never stops.
David :Come on, tell me, do you like the cherry flavor? Do you like the cherry flavor? I don't know what's your favorite flavor First of all.
GC:I can't smoke weed. I wish I could, because if I could, I would.
David :I know a firefighter who can't be around smoke.
GC:Yeah, I know it, I mean. I can't, what the what I'm just saying. It's weird.
David :What are you talking? What's weird? I'm just saying that you know you used to fight fires. There's a lot of smoke around and then just one puff of weed.
GC:No, it's not that you know what.
Speaker 1:Are you done? Are you done, I'm done.
GC:OK, so here's an article that came out of Slate Magazine, and I have no idea where Slate is or where it's located. I don't know if it's.
David :I want to say it's in New Mexico, keep going OK.
GC:So in the article it was talking about People who smoke weed and in the state that the writer was talking about in his legal right. So they were saying hey, listen, if I Don't smoke weed and the people that I love and I trust smoke weed and they drive, should I let my kids ride with them? Because is it not any different from someone who's intoxicated by alcohol or someone who's taken prescription drugs or someone who's taken the opiate? Is it the same type of high? And if so, should I? Why am I wrong for not letting my family member take my kids anywhere while they're driving? Would that be construed as driving under the influence If you smoke weed? Now a lot of people would say, whoa, being under the influence of weed is nothing compared to breaking the seal on an alcohol bottle.
David :It might not be compared, but come on man, come on what I mean. You say you smoke weed. Did you just like take a little toke? Who me yes.
GC:You like it my day? Yes, I did. And not only did I smoke weed, I got high as an Eagles asshole. And do you?
David :think? Do you think, when you got high as an Eagles asshole which is pretty high do you really think, oh, I should get behind the wheel of a car right now?
GC:Yes, come on man, how was I gonna get to school? Ride the bus like all the other. No, no, no, not being a senior at the RJ Reynolds High School, you think. I was gonna ride the bus.
David :Well, I guess you didn't live in point of vista because you could just walked.
GC:Yeah, exactly.
David :So you were at a bus, but here's the thing. Oh, that was so fucked up. Okay, everybody listening.
Speaker 1:Meeting is tomorrow.
GC:Oh my God, meeting is on Wednesday. What an asshole. It's seven o'clock.
Speaker 1:Okay keep going. No, no, no no.
David :Okay, let me stop, because I know what you're saying.
Kevin McCarthy:And then I'm gonna stop talking because look, I have.
David :look, I don't smoke that often. I have only done it probably about 20 times in my life, Maybe 25, I don't know. But I didn't have a microphone on because it's my turn During the pandemic.
David :I was, obviously, I had nothing to do and somebody gave me some. They call it California Kushcake. Uh-huh, that just sounds good, doesn't it? Okay? So they gave me California Kushcake and I partake of it a little bit, take a few hits, not a big deal, okay. All I remember is just eating a ton of Greek salad and watching YouTube videos.
David :Couldn't get off the couch Now. That one I probably could have driven in an emergency. Then, during the pandemic, I took a medical marijuana grade pill. Oh, okay, this is for kids with disabilities. Autism is to calm them down and stuff, and someone gave this to the person's probably listening who gave this to me.
David :So I'm like I ain't got shit to do this Friday. I ain't got shit to do. I ain't got no job because I was laid off. I was laid off because of the pandemic, right, because I'm a bad worker. So I'm sitting there, I take it, and I had this big meal in front of me, man, and I don't wanna talk about it. Frozen was on the TV because I'd never seen Frozen before and everybody talks about Frozen. I see the look that you have. Don't judge me. I'm trying to be current with the kids. So I'm watching and okay, all of a sudden, man, I just hit the bottom of a roller coaster, you know when you go down a roller coaster and all of a sudden you hit that G-Force and it sucks you into the ground.
David :It was just like I had to stand up so that I could fall down. That's how aggressive it was Like. As soon as I felt it, I was like oh, that's not good. I stood up, bam, straight to the floor. There was no driving. All I could do for the next four hours was pray to the God that I swore I didn't even believe in. I prayed to him.
Speaker 1:I was like if you just get me out of this, what?
David :It was so bad. It was good at first. Oh, it was good at first. But here's the thing too Frozen played the whole time. I do not. I still, to this day, can tell you I have never seen Frozen. Okay, so now you're telling me, not only do you want me to drive, you want me to take your kids in the car with me. You're gonna trust a guy who doesn't even remember watching a two and a half hour movie. Let it go. Still didn't see that scene. I have no idea Snowman, have no idea who he is. You wanna build a snowman? Haven't seen it yet. Still haven't seen it. All because of a little magic pill that you say is harmless, not like this. Now, I'm not saying gonna say that it's as intoxicating as alcohol. I don't know the stats on people high driving and killing people. I do know the stats on this is pretty damn bad. So I don't know. I feel like, look, if you're gonna drive a motor vehicle on a highway with thousands of other people, maybe just don't do anything before you do that.
GC:Okay, so can I make an argument for the polar opposite of what you just said?
David :You can make a dumb argument for it, but go ahead.
GC:Oh, it's gonna be dumb.
David :Well, I'm just saying I just made a really rock solid case.
GC:Why?
David :Because you can't remember that fucking movie yes, and because everybody's different, not like you.
GC:All right, so let me just give you an example of a polar opposite. My coach is no longer here. God rest his soul. I used to get up every morning, most mornings. My mother won't listen to this, but most mornings I would get up, and especially before a game I would get high high, so you're like Mike Tyson, but you gotta feel loose. Why you gotta mess up the point.
Speaker 1:I don't kill everybody, but I have to do the weed because I have a real bad childhood and stuff. So I'm just saying that Mike Tyson said it too. But you know what? Also, Mike Tyson lost the Buster Douglasman. He was doing the weed, so it's not, I'm just saying Mike Mike.
David :By the way, mike Mike, if you ever listened to this, I said that with love, because you're actually one of my heroes. I think you're one of the most philosophical people that I've ever met. Oh, oh, oh, mad respect, mad respect.
Kevin McCarthy:But what I'm saying is you are not gonna.
David :You are not gonna you are not because you're gonna say it's a performance enhancing drug or it didn't mess with the game. You also told me that you ended up not going to a big college. You had to go to Brevard Brevard.
GC:Well, I did go to a big college.
David :Maybe it's because you smoked weed before the game.
Speaker 1:So maybe you should have done some HGH and testosterone like normal people, whatever man.
GC:I had some of the best games in my life when I did it.
David :At least that's your memory.
GC:That's what I remember.
David :They didn't have videotape back then.
GC:Yeah, no, they did. I haven't done videotape. I know what I did, motherfucker. Oh, but anyway, governor.
David :Burr would say to her Senator Burr here's the thing the wrap this up.
GC:If that's the case, a lot of people who do smoke weed tell me it's not the same thing as like when you break in a sill and that bottle of the alcohol. It's not the same thing. The high is not the same thing. I don't know cause I'm not there anymore and I can't. If I were to do it, it would, I would be out of here I could be.
David :You're allergic to THC, right, I am. I'm very no THC, that's right. So you can't.
GC:The chemical compound.
David :Okay, so when I said you're allergic to smoke. You should have argued with me right then.
GC:Why.
David :I don't know cause it would have been more fun.
GC:Oh yeah, no, I'm not allergic to the smoke itself, but I'm just saying I can't ingest it. But what I'm saying is I know a lot of people, especially in states, that it wears legal. Now, when North Carolina becomes legal in North Carolina, are you thinking you're gonna treat it like alcohol? If you get pulled over, are they gonna treat it like? Is that a dumb question? I?
David :know, I think they will, because I've they're doing it in other states.
GC:Okay.
David :I mean, they do it now if you have a prescription for Vicodin or a prescription for-.
Speaker 1:How is that different it's not, that's what they say.
David :On every label it says do not operate heavy machinery If you take this if you get in an accident and they do a blood tox and they find out that you have Xanax, valium, oxycodone there are many other drugs that will alter your state mind and your reflexes. If you have any of those, you can be prosecuted under the law. So is it as illegal as do they have the three strikes in your outer? It's not even that anymore, right, dui you go automatically to jail.
GC:Now you don't get your. It's like we need to get an attorney on the show.
David :Oh, Michael, if you're listening.
GC:So if you smoke weed, you're saying you can't succeed in as far as operating your daily life, because I know some people intimate people in my family who can write algorithms when they're high.
David :Well, look, I know people who can drink a fifth of whiskey and still be talking to you as if they didn't drink anything, because they've been alcoholics for so long that it does not affect them anymore. So you're saying they build up a tolerance to it.
GC:Is that what you-?
David :Yeah, I'm saying they build up a tolerance and then they're fine, which I think is like weed too People build up a tolerance and then they're okay. And also I think, like I got, like you, so viral, so strong, so big, so manly that, yeah, you could smoke your. Swisher's Suite. What Blunt it blunt. Isn't that what it is? It's a Swisher's Suite, so you get a little bit of that.
GC:You think it is that's sugar. No, it's not is it.
David :What did you use? Well, when you go to the grocery store-.
Speaker 1:When I was smoking.
David :Yeah.
GC:Tops.
David :Oh, just the normal rolls.
GC:Right, there was no such thing as a blunt when I smoked.
David :You were so white.
GC:You were raising your white-.
David :Man come on. You are so white guys why You're as white as I am. What are you talking about?
GC:That's all they had. I went to the store just like everybody else did.
Speaker 1:And then look.
Kevin McCarthy:Yeah.
GC:And it was a time they wouldn't sell it to you, so you had to get your uncle to go get the tops paper for you. Oh, I know, because you couldn't buy cigarettes.
David :huh, you know, when I was a kid, I used to walk into any store and buy cigarettes.
Speaker 1:No, oh yeah, when I was like 10, 11, come on, you could not.
David :I grew up in Winston-Sam Are you joking? I used to go into Clemens' Kitchen and they had that vending machine that now they say is for art the automatic the vending machine. That thing was full of cigarettes you could put in your cords and get it. No one looked at you funny. I walk into any Eckerd drug, any Rite Aid any.
Kevin McCarthy:I don't think the head.
David :Rite Aid back. Then I could walk into any drug store, say, pack of Campos, please. They hinted to you.
GC:And they would sell it to you?
David :There was no law back then. It became 14 eventually, and then it went up to 18. And now it's 21, isn't it Right?
GC:But you know, back then when I was trying to get top papers, they had the cigarettes right, the top papers, the cigars and porn behind the cash register. So you couldn't get. You know, they had the porn magazines.
David :Yeah.
GC:You know, you had, you know they were stricken with the porn.
David :They were stricken with the porn and they were with that.
GC:They were.
David :Yeah, they were, and that was messed up.
GC:That was yeah, but yeah, you don't remember that, but they had it right behind the counter and you had the after cashier. Hey, hey, can I get that? Uh, Pustler June, what do you mean? That I don't?
David :remember that.
Speaker 1:That's why.
David :I'd never had it. There's no way I'd have any porn because I'd have to ask for it. It's just like when somebody has to walk in and get condoms, you know when they're like young.
Kevin McCarthy:No one wants to go in and get condoms.
David :They always want to, you know, because I'm gonna go to the store or when you have to buy tampons, or when you have to buy anything for your genitals. No one wants to do that, so you really want to. What's the reason that anybody would buy porn? What do you know that they're gonna do? Do you think they're gonna read it for the articles? Actually, I'm not gonna lie. I think we'll both concur. Playboy did some excellent journalism back in the day.
GC:Yeah, they did. And then before we had porn I used to look at National Geographic because the breast diseases that they had in there were amazing.
David :I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I think everybody that I did Karma's already heard this shouldn't like this Sears catalog used to be intoxicating when the Sears catalog because they had the bra section bra section. They did come on. Every little boy is just all about Brazilian.
GC:You know, you, when you're a little kid and you know, oh, you know. I wonder if it's scratch a sniff.
David :I don't. I don't know what that's like I am. I am ax. I was never like that. I Wasn't. So yeah, let's. Uh. What are we talking about? Weed? So I think.
GC:Up.
David :Cricket. I think that Weed is bad for you when you're driving. When you're driving, I think, anything that that messes with your judgment, your coordination Impairs your impairs. You should not be done. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not trying to be uncool, I'm just saying you know it's more uncool when you kill someone. That's right. And and Cars man, I drive, so I drive a sports car now, can you?
Speaker 1:call that a sports car.
David :Oh, can you call that, can you call me out of sports for a sports car? It is a badass sports car.
Speaker 1:It's not fast, it's a little bitch.
David :It is a little bitch, but man, when you get behind the wheel.
GC:It's like a jet ski you can't and then here's the thing it what makes it really bitch.
David :It's no, no, no, it's great.
GC:I mean, it was red or black I'm changing it. I'm changing it.
David :You change your mind, paint it, but I'm gonna put stuff on it to make it look better. Okay, I got a retractable top, you hardtop retract, retract, retract, retractable, Anyway. So when I drive that car, I know that I can't be high, I can't be Thinking about other things, I can't even be messing with the radio when I'm driving that, because that thing is a sports car. When I'm going around the corners, man, I am expecting to hug that corner. What happens? If I'm going through a corner, tight corner, I'm hanging it. I'm going, you know, 40 in the 35, which is, you know, it's pretty good that thing hugs. And all of a sudden some teen who got high that's that morning Hits me head on because they weren't paying attention, because they're high and they're grabbing that burrito but we have to look at the statistics, that's that says the number of we related accident as opposed to alcohol related accident.
GC:Well no, we don't know what the numbers are exactly.
David :I'm gonna push back just slightly on that. They have not checked for that.
GC:You don't know that they're probably doing now because a lot of states have. Maybe now we haven't, we don't have the data.
David :That has not been a long term. Let's check for weed. Yeah, we'll see all right, but we're not down weed it's all, I gotta say all right, weeds far, it is, as long as you have a lot to eat.
David :Okay, florida State, let's talk about it. Um, hey, hey, to the victors value. I want you to shut your mouth for just a second. All right, look, the last time the Michigan Wolverines were number one in the polls was 1997. Okay, I was 20. Wait, I was 19 years old. I was so happy we won the national championship. And that is the last time. See a lot of other. You, big power, five lovers.
David :Schools well yeah, but a lot of you other schools that are for the big ones like. I Don't know what it's like to be number one for a long time. I I know number two, number three, number four. I also know unranked, unranked, unranked. Thanks, rich rod, I'm excited at the same time. Let's get to the point at hand. The polls come out.
David :College football playoff feel really bad for Florida State. They they rented out the stadium. They're having a watch party. It's obviously that they're gonna get it. They're an undefeated conference champion that won their conference championship and they get crossed out Because Alabama beats the number one team, georgia. You can make an argument for that and the college football playoff Committee does have a stipulation in there that says, hey, if one of your key players or key coaches is out, we can take that into Consideration. That said, I'm gonna say this and then I'm gonna let you talk, because I've talked enough about football. This year Michigan is number one. If Florida State becomes number four, two things happen. One, the SEC is kicked out of the college football playoffs for the first time since the birth of the college football playoffs.
Kevin McCarthy:That's number one exactly number two.
David :People don't like Michigan right now and they want Harbaugh to fail. If you have Florida, state is number four. It is now one versus four. For the first game, michigan would be heavily favored. With their defense, yes, but if you put Alabama in, michigan is no longer the favorite. You have number four already. In some circles. A game of gambling, michigan is not going to be the favorite in that game. In a one versus four, there's some severe favoritism going on now. That said, I am not confident Michigan will win. But I say, if you're listening, jim Harbaugh which I know you're not, but I want you to listen to this Kick it hard, kick it hard, spanked her so hard, you just get them. You pull those football bands down, you just give her. Just spank, you just spank, you get it. You say go blue.
David :That's from the fucking Wolverine. Okay, now I'm gonna let you talk. I'm done, I'm done. You go ahead. Do you like that? You like that? You like that voice? Keep going, we and we got to go because we got that dumb chick of it couple of things.
GC:When Michigan found out they were playing Alabama, they all said, oh Shit. That's the first thing.
David :I'm not gonna lie, that happened.
GC:They did it. Oh man, nick Saban is 11 and one, uh things like this. He is going to be well prepared. Jj McCarthy is a good quarterback, but the Alabama defense is going to show him Probably where he hasn't seen our offensive line has been decimated all.
David :Decimated year long.
GC:Yes the closest he he has come to really getting the business, I would say, was uh, either Indiana and Ohio State Gave him the business, or ruckus it was one of those teams.
David :I know it was also. It was Penn State.
Speaker 1:Okay yeah, yeah, he you know doing the second half he sort of dealt with him.
GC:But I'm saying that a lot of people were saying here's the thing this is a TCU problem. And from last year, and just to give you a recap, when the Committee allowed TCU to play Michigan, they beat Michigan, right, and they was like, oh wonderful, how wonderful for the sport. This underdog comes in, beat this power five team. They beat Michigan and then they went and played Georgia and when they played Georgia it was, you know, it wasn't shocking, because shocking is shitting a sailboat. This was a fucking catastrophe.
GC:Well, everybody said that that basically five to seven.
David :The championship game last year was Georgia versus Ohio State. Whoever won that game Was the champion, and Ohio State lost by missed field goal right at the last second and and you're absolutely right, but no one that he is.
GC:He's what people forget about the NCAA is. It's more than anything else. It's a business and they, they read numbers and they read ratings. And if they would have put Florida State in there To play Michigan without Jordan Travis, the quarterback, the star quarterback, heisman Trophy candidate, if they would have put them in there and had a second and third string quarterback the play against Michigan, this would have been a Shunda, to use a Yiddish word in Georgia. This would be a shunda. So they know they're not gonna do that, but that's not the cop, that's not the final game.
David :Number one, okay, two. You have a month to prepare for that game and you're basically saying to Florida State you were only as good as one player. Linemen, you defense guys, you defensive backs, linebackers screw you. Yeah screw the team? Yeah, because you got one guy out. Yeah, you know, we don't think that you can actually prep a guy up, coach a guy up, even though you won your conference championship game against the number 14 team.
GC:Here's the problem with that, the premise you just brought up. Here's the problem with that Number one they beat Florida, florida, university of Florida, the Gators, and they were mediocre at best. Louisville is not a very good team. They everybody likes to think they are, but they're not.
Kevin McCarthy:I mean.
David :But.
GC:But and you barely beat them 16 to 3 or whatever. That was six, six.
David :But undefeated conference champion hit that but what?
GC:and I won. I wanted Florida State to be in there and you know, florida State won their conference. They, you know they, they, they beat a couple of sec schools. I mean it would their ass, but that's when they had Travis as the quarterback. So you're saying, basically, defense doesn't win games, like everybody likes to say, especially in NBA? No, it doesn't.
David :I would beg to differ, because let me not because they're 13 and oh. They're 13 and oh, in their last three games of it, three games two games without. Travis Okay, they won.
GC:You tell me, barely did it.
David :D, it doesn't matter, they did it right what you're saying is look, I have seen this year some stanker games by Georgia where they barely beat a bottom feeder. I have seen stinker games by Alabama. They barely won. I've also seen a game where Alabama, unlike Florida State, lost and they'll say, well, it's against the number three team. Oh, I got you, I got you. Well, why isn't Ohio State in? You're gonna say, because they're not conference champions.
GC:So you leave so listen, let's stop messing around here. They are not. As long. As long as they have the college playoffs, they will never, ever Leave a sec school out.
David :You know that as well as I. That's what this is about. This is about getting Michigan out and an SEC.
GC:I'm just saying it's not gonna happen so what you're gonna tell me is that you're gonna let a Weakened Florida state. Now I feel bad for those kids and that coach you should. I do, I really do, and I wanted them to be in it. But I understand when I hear and I read them. You know the articles and I watched the analysts. They had a point, but what you're saying is, look, travis got them to this point except for two games. He did, but you are saying that it.
David :Okay how many games did a star player go out and you're like, oh, it's over, it's, look, I will tell you this during the Michigan, ohio State game. I know where you going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Zach Zinter Broke his freaking leg and. I and I turned to my girlfriend that's it. I say it's gonna win. He's our best lineman, he's been there the longest, he's the glue right, because we don't have that many linemen.
David :You know we pride ourselves on our lineman. But what people don't know is our offensive line coach is also our offensive coordinator, and when you have to do two jobs, one's gonna suffer, and it has been the offensive line. So he goes down and I'm like, oh, it's over, it's over, right. Well, they found a way to win and you're basically telling Florida State.
Kevin McCarthy:Hmm.
David :We just don't think you can do it. So what I want is Alabama to go in and get there at Jim Jim.
GC:I guess David Jim D, I am telling you Did you watch that Florida State over game?
David :I watched the highlights. It was boring. It was more boring than the mission I watched.
GC:I watched, I watched again, and they struggle.
David :Look, they struggled the week, but they struggled, I was in a guess for her.
GC:Yeah, it was horrible, not a very good team this year.
David :Yeah, they struggled against. Oh, who the hell is it? Man, alabama, something Southern.
GC:North Alabama.
David :North Alabama. They struggled against them in the first half, right. They ran away with it, right. But look, you have seen Alabama. They do not run away every game this year. They have not been the powerhouse that they were of the early 2000s.
Kevin McCarthy:No, I got it.
David :I got it, so you're letting some judges say like hmm, you know what they said. They said we want SCC in and we want Michigan out.
GC:No man.
David :Oh yeah, dude.
GC:That's why I don't believe that because you know I'm not going to go. Well, yeah we're almost done, all right. So I've always said that when Michigan, or how you said, that.
David :But the SCC doesn't say that college football play up they like Ohio State. Michigan is a power five school, but people hate them right now because of Jim Harbaugh. I'm telling you because they felt they cheated a little bit. Oh yeah, we talked about it.
GC:So what the word on the street is around a campfire is that OK? So we don't want Michigan in because they cheated a little bit for the state did it the right way and they didn't get in, and you let these cheating bastards get in, Cheated a bit Cheated a bit.
David :Stop using that word. It ain't cheating when everybody does it. The method by which they got information might have been bending and I will say bending because there's a gray area but it was not cheating.
GC:I don't care, I don't have a problem with it. You know the.
David :Y. Oh, I'm saying this Florida State should be in there.
GC:I think so, I think so, but they're not.
David :They're not. We can't change it. We're just a small. You know the Y oh?
GC:motto is when, I play sports if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.
David :So you should be a big Michigan fan. I am All right, let's all right. There we go Florida State. I'm so sorry for you players.
Kevin McCarthy:Yeah, yeah, for.
David :every one of you that's listening right now. All right, here we go. It's time. Wait, I got to find it because I got to get your, I got to get your applause Right. All right, it's time for the dumb shit.
GC:Listen everybody.
David :Thank you. Thank you, you're too kind. You're too kind. Settle down Seriously, okay, sit down ladies, sit down, miss, tell me your story, okay.
GC:You know I didn't want to bring this up, but this is a problem.
David :No, no, no, no no. Listen whenever you say that it's not a problem. It is a problem.
GC:So you know, let me let me give you some advice for the people out here locally in Winston-Sale, North Carolina and Indiana, where this incident happened. So if you get pulled over by the cops, right, for any reason, any reason Now I'm telling you this as someone who is the son of a retired or former police officer Let me tell you something. First of all, when you get pulled over by the police and it's different for different people, but I won't go into that but when you get pulled over by the police, one of the things you should not do is stick a gun in your ass and your rectum Because there's an incident. No, no, hang on with me, I know why.
David :Why is it always something Go ahead? No, no, no wait a minute.
GC:This is a problem. Now I'm trying to educate people. First of all, you shouldn't do things that you're going to get pulled over, blah, blah blah. But if you do, in fact, get pulled over by the police, one of the places you shouldn't you know you shouldn't stick your 38 caliber gun is in your rectum.
David :Short short barrel, long barrel it was short it was snub nose, that's fine.
GC:So this is the case out of Indiana and this gentleman named, you know, mr Boyd. He's 32 years old. Mr Boyd was driving his car and he had obscure tags license tags so he was pulled over. Now what the police are doing, making traffic stops like that at this day and age, when you got so much stuff going on, is beyond me. Most cops and whispers of sale won't pull you over for tags and you know ridiculous shit like that. So they pulled him over and they said hey, do you have any weapons or any drugs or anything on you? He said no, I don't. But what he was doing, he was clenching when they were frisking him. So it was like, well, why are you clenching?
GC:And he was like well, I had back surgery and I got some pills for my aunt, my aunt Tracy, and I, you know, I'm taking the pills. He said, okay, where are the pills? Okay, so he said, well, I have them here. And he said, well, what else do you have on you? He said, well, I don't have anything else. So they said, okay, we're going to go ahead and detain you, you know.
GC:And so when they detained him, you know he was clenching and he was squeezing as he walked and it was like, why are you doing that? So they put him in a car. He didn't want to sit down in the car and so it was like, what do you have on it? Say, frisk him again. And he had, you know, some opiates and some drugs by his scrotum. And it's like and you got, you know, you told us you didn't have anything. So we taking you downtown. So they took him downtown and they frisk him again, cause when you go to the Husqow, when you go to the booty house, they're going to frisk you what, what, what are we in the 1920s?
David :When you go to the slammer, when you go to the, the Husqow, the booty, house, you know the booty house. Is that because you get you, get you know, yeah, you get you know so they take him in processing and he's still clenching.
GC:They say what, what, what's going on? My man and he was like oh nothing. And so they frisk him and they find out that he has a 38, um, a 380 caliber. Not a caliber, not a 38. Sorry, it's a 380 stuck in his rectum. And here's the problem, and this is the problem. I want you to hear me out. The safety was off.
David :That's the problem.
GC:That's the problem. So if you're going to shove a gun in your butt, you need to make sure the safety is on before you do it. My dad God rest his soul would have will tell anyone that if you're going to be stupid enough to shove a 380 caliber gun handgun in your tuckus, make sure the safety is on. See, these kids don't know that. Do you know? The only thing I've been thinking about the whole time we're showing that story is that that front sight that's on the barrel.
David :It's look, if it was, if it had no front sight. It was like if it was like a gun from the 1860s and it had no, now you with if it didn't have that front sight.
David :So you hear that. How do you get that in? Like how? Here's the thing. You know how you do the ha ha, how loose, how loose does your goose have to be to slip that snub nose with the sight in your rectum, I mean, what do you do? Do you kind of angle it so you get the sight in first and then you kind of rotate it to get it up there? I mean that could be a good time on a Saturday night, but it must have been a lady.
David :Smith and Wesson, you know it was. It was a little one.
GC:It was a not not that small, but my thing is are you ready for this?
David :Oh, dr M'Gooves how hot do you have to get?
GC:Do you have to be to even think when those blue lights hit you and to say I'm going to put this in my butt. And I'm not only going to put this in my butt, but I'm going to put it way up there?
David :Well, here's the thing. How high do you have to be? Well, no, how, how sober does he have to be? He had the foresight thing I'm going to put the gun up my ass and then I'm going to take my opiates and I'm going to curl them under my scrotum Right, how do you even get them to stick that? How? How low does your scrotum have to go before? Yeah, how how low does it go that you can tuck it? And your scrotum just grabs onto it.
Kevin McCarthy:See that.
David :See that? How many showers do you have to miss to where your scrotum just grabs it like a sticky pad?
GC:Do you involve a little duct tape in it?
David :I don't think he had the time, I think he just didn't shower, maybe, maybe, you know, it sounds like it was already sticky, so you mean he didn't wash at all. I don't know. I don't know this guy but, I, know that if I put opiates in a bottle behind my scrotum right now, I mean one. Mine are high and tight Okay.
Speaker 1:I'm like you know, I'm like a 12 year old boy Shaved, do I? Have to answer that online. I'm fine. I'm fine. Do I have to answer that online? What are you doing?
GC:You were talking about them. I was just figuring it out. I don't know.
David :I would say what I do, like I like to be, I like to have a clean plate. Yeah, yeah, smooth as a egg. You know what I don't like herring my food.
GC:So if someone's right, so somebody's telling me to finish your plate, so you'll be no problem. What I'm saying is you shouldn't have.
David :I'm just look, look man, I'm just saying that it's gross. It's gross that he did all that stuff, but how? How he had? He had mental capacity there to like say, hey, I'm going to stick the gun in my butt and I'm going to put the opiates behind my scrotum and I know that they're going to hold them. And then he just squats all the way in and there's no problem.
Speaker 1:So what have we learned here?
GC:What have we learned here?
David :Seriously, Do your kegels so you don't have to squat. So you don't have to clench so hard. So he should have done that. He should have done kegels before, right, right.
GC:Right Kegels, you know what my, my dad would have been proud of you for saying that he would have, he would, or we know he was a piece of work right, or just toss it out the window.
David :Yeah, they always see that.
Kevin McCarthy:They always, always, always look for that.
David :Yeah, okay. Well that was some dumb.
GC:That's that dumb shit.
David :That was that dumb shit. Thank you for saying that story. Yeah, man, cause I got. I got a 380 in my in my car right now that you know, if I got pulled now I know, hey, I should get the 380 out of my car so I don't have to shove it up my bum hole.
GC:Yeah, and this and this. I am trying to educate people, or what not to do. You know, being the son of a police officer you know, don't put it in your butt you know. So we, we just need it no.
David :No, All right. So anyway, hey, everybody, thank you for listening. I'm going to pull his level down for a second just to say so. You don't have the echo. Just to say thank you for listening. Please, if you like what you hear, please rate us out of five and leave a nice comment. If you have any problems with what I said, you think I'm racist or you think I'm crazy? I'm not actually either of those things. But make sure that you email GC and not me, because I don't care.
GC:At.
David :At.
GC:It's about GD timeshowcom. Hit us up with your comments, ladies and gentlemen, please yeah.
David :And sooner or later, when GC learns how to use software from the 2000s, you will see us on YouTube. Anyway, thanks for listening to our show. Are you ready to take it out?
GC:Yes, sir, hey, everyone, take care of yourselves and each other. We'll see you again real soon. No doubt Loves ya Mean it.
Speaker 1:Mean it.
David :Here we go, ready, let's do it. Come on, do it with me this time, damn, come on, you can't make me. Come on, you can't make me. Yes, I can.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to do it. If you don't lose it, you never gonna lose it. Good day, good day, good day, good day, and I turn my chances. Oh, he's got a pretty voice because he's black and I'm white. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah.
GC:You think Camio gonna sue me for singing that song? Who, camio?
Speaker 1:I don't know who that is man Ignorant?
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