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Camel City Jazz Orchestra, Strippers' Rights Movement, and Taylor Swift's NFL Playbook
Sway with us to the timeless rhythms of big band and our personal encounters with the Camel City Jazz Orchestra. If you've ever tapped your feet to a swing beat or been mesmerized by the charm of a brass section, you'll be right at home in our nostalgic exploration of the music scene that still gets our hearts racing, and how you can find it here in the Twin City.
Step behind the curtain as we illuminate the push for a Strippers' Bill of Rights, a movement striving to swing the pendulum toward justice in adult entertainment. Join us as we unpack the stark realities and the bold voices advocating for change. With humor, we navigate the complexities these performers face, from financial to healthcare hurdles, and dissect the layers of misconception enveloping their profession.
Grab your jerseys and your earbuds, as we examine the 'NFL Swiftie effect' and its impact on not just disgruntled old men, but also football Gen Z fandom and player dynamics.
And because life's unexpected moments can sometimes be a fire alarm in disguise, we'll share an offbeat story of a fire extinguisher that will remind you to always stay safe – and perhaps, keep your hands to yourself.
Tune in for an episode brimming with laughter, legacy, and the little quirks that make our world an endlessly fascinating place.
Sway with us to the timeless rhythms of big band and our personal encounters with the Camel City Jazz Orchestra. If you've ever tapped your feet to a swing beat or been mesmerized by the charm of a brass section, you'll be right at home in our nostalgic exploration of the music scene that still gets our hearts racing, and how you can find it here in the Twin City.
Step behind the curtain as we illuminate the push for a Strippers' Bill of Rights, a movement striving to swing the pendulum toward justice in adult entertainment. Join us as we unpack the stark realities and the bold voices advocating for change. With humor, we navigate the complexities these performers face, from financial to healthcare hurdles, and dissect the layers of misconception enveloping their profession.
Grab your jerseys and your earbuds, as we examine the 'NFL Swiftie effect' and its impact on not just disgruntled old men, but also football Gen Z fandom and player dynamics.
And because life's unexpected moments can sometimes be a fire alarm in disguise, we'll share an offbeat story of a fire extinguisher that will remind you to always stay safe – and perhaps, keep your hands to yourself.
Tune in for an episode brimming with laughter, legacy, and the little quirks that make our world an endlessly fascinating place.
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Speaker 2:If you don't use it, you lose it. Ah, if Chicken time.
Speaker 3:Ah, oh yeah, hey everybody, you know what time it is. It's about GD Time Show. Hey, gc, how you doing? Oh good, my brother, how are you? I'm living the dream man. Good, sitting here booboo boy.
Speaker 1:GC, getting ready to play. Oh good, I'm doing a little bit of a show. I'm doing a little bit of a show. I'm doing a little bit of a show. I'm doing a little bit of a show. I'm doing a little bit of a show. I'm doing a little bit of a show. Gc, getting ready to bring it to everybody. Bring what I don't know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what are we doing here?
Speaker 1:We're just going to talk some shit.
Speaker 2:How was your week?
Speaker 1:Okay, that's you know what. I'm glad you asked me about my week. My week was great, but I had an even better weekend. So before I get into that, let me say hey, everybody, you are listening to us about GD Time Show. Today is February 13th 2024.
Speaker 3:We hope you're doing well out there.
Speaker 1:We're going to bring you several topics today. We're going to talk a little bit of local issue that I want to bring up for asking me about my weekend, and then, well, I'm going to let you bring up the next conversation, because it's a.
Speaker 2:Just give them the title. Dancers Seek Stripper. Bill of.
Speaker 1:Right, we have a lot of listeners who this is going to be important to their daily life. I think it is. I know what I'm doing, and then we're going to talk about the NFL Swifty effect. What's happening? What's happening to football? Everybody's so up in arms, everybody's so upset. So we have to talk about it, since the Super Bowl happened.
Speaker 2:Okay, you're right, but we really have to tread carefully on this one. We really do.
Speaker 1:Because you don't want to set your daughter's hands.
Speaker 2:You don't want to screw around with the Swifties, the demons. No, no, I don't. Okay, the demons, the Swifty demons Is that what they're called? I don't know. That's what I.
Speaker 1:You were just calling them that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't mean like somebody with a hay fork and all red and horns and everything, I'm just saying Pitchfork, oh, whatever yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean the same thing. Same thing, just a different name. All right, well, let's get started, let's get it. So you asked me about my weekend. I'm glad you did, because this is a local. I did had a Valentine's Day brunch with my boo Nice. My boo, come on. We went down to the Millennium Center on Sunday for Valentine's Day brunch with the Camel City Jazz Orchestra playing big band music.
Speaker 2:Oh, I know. Big band white people music Like my grandmother yeah.
Speaker 1:But this is really like my grandparents. I feel like it's white music because it was just like very Lawrence Welke. It's not Duke Ellington, I'm not talking about it. It's not white music, I'm just saying big band, part of me bald. I'm saying that.
Speaker 2:Is that the tag?
Speaker 1:or choo choo or something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm just saying I mean it was yeah, the Glenn.
Speaker 1:Miller. This is the Glenn Miller. This is the Glenn Miller. This is Now. You know what I probably should not say white people's music, you shouldn't? Well, I just meant that I didn't think you were going to be into it. You're going to be like big band. Oh Lawrence Welke, oh me, because Lawrence Welke is white people's music. Oh my.
Speaker 2:God, that was a big band. You know, sarah and I just had a conversation about Lawrence Welke. Oh, what did you? Say and you know, let me tell you what my cousin did. Tell me, Back in the 70s, my cousin Daryl, and my brother I always thought you know Lawrence Welke used to do like a one, two, something like that. You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3:Yeah, a one and two and Well, yeah, bring them in this dude had me convinced that he was saying.
Speaker 2:All my life, until I became an adult, I always thought Lawrence Welke would say a one and a two, and you know what to do. He never did that. Well, he was.
Speaker 1:What country was he from? Was he, was he originally oh?
Speaker 2:He was from Poland. Yeah, he was from like. Yeah, right. Yeah, so I mean he might have sounded a little funny doing it anyway, oh that's what he thought, because I thought that's what the dude said for all half my life. I just found out different.
Speaker 1:Well, you know what's funny, so let me bring back that big band white comment because I don't want to be considered racist.
Speaker 3:I don't.
Speaker 1:Because what so big band? When I think of big band, what comes to my head right away is, like Glenn Miller, my daddy's still have this guy. Russ Morgan, Sammy Kay, all these guys, Tommy Dorsey.
Speaker 2:Frank Sinatra, tommy Dorsey.
Speaker 1:But if you say swing boom, that gives me a different feel, right, like I'm not thinking of those guys.
Speaker 2:I'm thinking of Duke Ellington, I'm thinking of those, duke Ellington, I would have considered that more swing.
Speaker 1:They're still big band, but this kind of swing right.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 1:You can swing, dance to big band music, but you can swing.
Speaker 2:Okay, so when you're thinking swing, are you thinking like Harlem Renaissance swing? They throwing each other over their heads and everything Like my grandmother did yeah, yeah, I mean, they're really cool. Because your grandmother, your grandfather, probably did it different than my grandmother.
Speaker 1:They entered each other, they entered each other. See, that's how my grandparents got down.
Speaker 2:They didn't leave room for the Holy Ghost.
Speaker 1:My grandparents were like getting in.
Speaker 3:You know they was like.
Speaker 1:Duke Ellington, and I can't think of them right now, all the greats, there's somebody that I'm thinking of right in my head right now and I cannot get.
Speaker 2:Right, Like stride piano and things like that oh gosh, ah-dee-ah-dee-ah-dee-ah. Mini de Mucha, oh yo yo, yo, Do you think about the guy who wrote Mini de Mucha? And yeah, Ah-dee, ah-dee, ah-dee and yeah?
Speaker 1:So that's what I'm saying. So when he said I'm just joking about the big band thing.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:But so what it is though. So we go in and Cab Callaway, cab Callaway. Thank you for saying that. I was going to freak out if I didn't. Do you ever see those old videos? They?
Speaker 3:had planned.
Speaker 1:That is some of the most entertaining, energetic.
Speaker 2:I grew up listening to that. Did you my grandmother? Yes, I didn't know. Yes, and then you know it. Then it translated into jazz, where my dad used to take my mom and they would hang out in Harlem and guess what? They would see Charlie Parker, they would see Thelonious Monk, and that I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1:But you don't really think of that as big band right?
Speaker 2:No, that's jazz. Yeah, you think of that as jazz.
Speaker 1:You're going to Cab Callaway and Duke Ellington, duke Ellington, I guess big band, but you would still think of it as like swing. It's a different feel. So when I think of big band, I think of the more just. You know, like I said, glenn Miller, beautiful music, beautiful music, by the way, but I was just making a joke, but because you didn't push back in the right way, I feel horrible.
Speaker 2:What was I supposed to say? That's white folks music.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're supposed to say when the meeting, the meeting's on. Oh, because of that I don't know, because it's just.
Speaker 2:No, that's not that's you're killing the.
Speaker 1:So anyway, so never mind the moment's gone. Never mind, the moment is gone. I might cut out this whole thing, no don't cut it out, I might, because it because it feels awkward for me now, but anyway.
Speaker 1:So we go down there and to the Millennium Center, to Camel City Jazz Orchestra. Everybody go to camelcityjazzorchestracom and check out these people. So the reason we found out about it is Carmen's piano teacher. His name is Frederico Pivetta. He's a school of the arts guy and boy, he can play the piano man. So he gets he's. He told her hey, you ought to come on down. So we got tickets, we got a band down there and I was surprised at how good they sounded. I mean, they're playing all the great.
Speaker 2:Is he in the band?
Speaker 1:He was playing the piano on it. Okay yeah, they were so good and they had a singer, a girl. Her name is I wrote it down because I wanted to remember, because I'm telling you this girl, nisha DeMayo. So apparently she sings in Greensboro a lot. She joins Boy. She just had the most beautiful voice in the style you know. She just sounded great.
Speaker 2:So was it like a sultry voice.
Speaker 1:It was kind of like a, like a is this like the elephant's? Gerald, sound, you know, but it was so smooth.
Speaker 2:It was beautiful.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but she was singing all these old standards, you know, and she sounded amazing and it's right here in Winston Salem and I had never heard of it before. Never heard of it, and people should hear about it because these guys are really good. The horn playing was great. It was fun, saw a lot of people go up and dance.
Speaker 2:Is it like the Andrew sisters and things like that? You remember the Andrew sisters?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you could have the Andrew sisters in this, but no, they just had her come in for special songs and she's got a great voice.
Speaker 2:I'm just talking about the feel of the music.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, you know, like Moonlight, sarenade, gosh, starlight, they had all these great, great songs, if you can think of songs that Frank Sinatra would have sung back in the old days.
Speaker 2:Well, you know you're old soul, so you, you like that, I mean you like the swing music.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You know, if people are there listening now, you don't know anything about David J. He's sort of an old soul, you know he's, he loves Elvis and he loves Frank Sinatra. So that's, that's just right up your alley, right there.
Speaker 1:Well, thank you.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not saying I'm not, I'm not trying to be facetious, I'm not trying to be funny at all.
Speaker 1:I do love the old, the old style music.
Speaker 2:There's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 1:I mean I also love. You know rock and roll.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you also like, you know you too, Humpty.
Speaker 1:Dan. I love the digital underground. I love.
Speaker 2:Prince, I'm just saying, your music repertoire is very eclectic.
Speaker 1:Well, I'd say it's because of my dad growing up, you know, it's like what you're exposed to, right.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Well, that's all he would play is like big band music. Tom Jones, elvis Presley those were the ones that I was hit, you know with. But anyway, I was just trying to plug it and then I got too long winded.
Speaker 2:Oh no, this is great.
Speaker 1:I really feel like everybody should check this out Again. It's camelcityjazzorchestracom here in Winston Salem. They have events that they do regularly. It's on their website. Check them out, I will. They're really good. It's not just for white people to go there it really sounds like it.
Speaker 2:It's really not. It's enjoyable for everybody. It's because when you dissociate, you know the Andrew sisters, you know a lot of my people won't, my people won't.
Speaker 1:Wait a second. Are you saying big band music is white people music? I wouldn't go that far, but yes, so so after that whole, thing, after me almost having to backtrack and apologize because I thought I stuck my mouth in it, you circle back and agree with me. Oh my gosh. Well, I don't think it. I actually don't think that this is just white people music.
Speaker 2:I mean you talk about Tommy Dorsey and people like that, I mean yeah, you can enjoy that.
Speaker 1:Oh, now I would love to hear them put in some cab Callaway.
Speaker 2:Hey boy, what's?
Speaker 1:up, that would be great I mean.
Speaker 2:and then you know you got the stride penis. You remember those guys? No is that oh uh. Thank you everyone. I have to think about it, but you know those guys. The guy used to wear their His grandson, his great grandson plays for the New York Giants. He's a tight end for the New York Giants and this guy revolutionized Stry piano. Stry piano is almost like church music, Gospel music. Yeah, it's a combination of jazz and gospel.
Speaker 1:I have check that out.
Speaker 2:Yes, I'm gonna check that out later. Yes, we'll put it on a website, but you know he will, we will we will all right, then you put on the website. You know what?
Speaker 1:you stride or you're gonna put Camel City jazz orchestra.
Speaker 2:I'll put it, put them both on it, so they didn't say that, so here's the thing.
Speaker 1:I'm actually saying it's really good. I really enjoyed myself. I was surprised At the musicianship. I'm not saying that we don't have good musicians.
Speaker 2:Why? Why were you surprised? Because.
Speaker 1:I, because I had never heard of it before. And here it is. This is an orchestra in town. Like why haven't heard them? They're probably gonna stay.
Speaker 3:Oh, they're from you, yes.
Speaker 1:Camel. City jazz orchestra Camel City. We are the Camel City, right, and they've been around for a while and I also recommend everybody go on, and I haven't been able. I didn't look her up, but Nisha de Mayo Was the singer, she was just fantastic. They do have stuff on YouTube and they have stuff on the website. Go check out their band. Sorry, here we go. Next topic we're gonna talk about oh.
Speaker 2:I know who the artist is.
Speaker 1:Sorry, that's waller, I don't know. I don't know that. Let's check it out.
Speaker 2:Everyone check out fats waller. I mean, he is just, he's the pioneer of Stride piano, just that type of jazz. Okay, he's. He's the fats waller. His name is Thomas Fats waller and his great grandson is the tight end for the New York Giants. Fantastic, yes.
Speaker 1:All right. Well, everybody check out Orchestra. And fats waller, yeah, and Nisha de Mayo again. No one paid us to say this. No all right the second topic stripper-billa rights. Go for it.
Speaker 2:Okay, so what? What we're looking at here is is in the state of Washington DC, they have now what is called a stripper stripper bill of rights and what that is saying. The problem let's give you a background on what's going on. The problem is, is that a lot of strippers I have an issues with the clients and the people that come into the strip clubs so either they are verbally abusing these women and or they're Cheating them, cheating them out of their money. Yes, so they're saying that they paid when they didn't, and these are nude strippers. So you know a lot of places around the country not nude, they are nude.
Speaker 1:No, I mean strippers normally means you're taking your clothes off, so you mean they get full nude full nude.
Speaker 2:Okay yeah, and a lot of places you are not allowed to do that. So so what these strippers were doing, they were running in and these type of hardships, and the story is a center around a young woman who's 24 years old. She's going to grad school. Like most strippers do, they stripped to go to bed or law school, I mean.
Speaker 1:Most. How do you know most? I mean because usually that's.
Speaker 2:That's that's the standard. Is it? Is it?
Speaker 1:They're all in law school. Is that what they say?
Speaker 2:that's standard law, or med and I mean business school.
Speaker 1:Look, this might be true. I just don't have the stats on you like.
Speaker 2:Well, that is not the story. No, that's standard. Most of them are Very smart law students. Yes.
Speaker 1:So that will make me look at the strip club differently from now on, you should, and so these are mostly young women.
Speaker 2:And so what they're doing they'll find they're running into these various types of abuse. And then there's, you know, the congresswoman from the state of Washington state Legislature said hey look, we need to rectify this because usually they operate as independent contractors. So what they're doing now is they're unionizing and saying hey look, you can't treat us this way, because when you are a stripper in a club, a strip club, you have to give. It's almost like getting your hair done. You don't own a shop, you own a chair, but you have to pay a fee, right, right, when you getting your hair done or getting your hair, did I ever? You want to say it, when you're doing this, there's a certain standard. You have to give so much to the club, the owner and then the DJ, because if the DJ doesn't play the song you like, you, you know you doing that, you know he could, he or she can withhold the money. I mean, hold the song, you won't make that money. So I'm just glad because if you look at the strip clubs, you know the research I've done.
Speaker 1:When, when you've gone into interview the different women to find out what their career Exactly.
Speaker 2:So the interview I've done is that you know they have to pay for so much. Do you know? Do you realize a lot of people won't know this, but do you realize that the strippers have to pay for their own glitter? What? Yes, no way. Yes, they have to pay for.
Speaker 1:I think they should have a union already. As soon as you said that, I'm like, ah, fuck that, nope.
Speaker 2:Exactly, they have to pay for their own, that they're bathing suits that they wear or don't wear. They have to play. Yes, they have to pay a certain percentage to the owner. No, they have to pay for see. You see what you're doing? No, I don't you minimizing. I'm not see, I'm not, and so they have to pay for that. Let's go back to what I'm saying then. They have to pay for their own glitter.
Speaker 1:Do they have to pay for their?
Speaker 2:own shoes.
Speaker 1:Excuse me, what about breast implants?
Speaker 2:We're not talking about that.
Speaker 1:No, but I'm wondering if they have to pay for their own, that's not what. The how's that an issue? Well, I mean, they're stripping and some of them have breast implants. But what if they're doing it to make more money for the club? Would the club not chip in for the breast implants?
Speaker 2:They will not. That's not something that they need. Yeah, that's not. That's not the issue here.
Speaker 1:What do they pay for their water bottles when they're?
Speaker 2:thirsty and then they have a special relationship with the bartender, tender, and you know they get their drinks and so I don't know if they get it was free.
Speaker 2:And then let me see, let me tell you this, the research I've done years ago, I mean a long time ago, long, long, long time ago, a couple of friends of mine and I Were we're having went to a bachelor party and you know, traditionally, you know, if you don't go to a stripper strip club, you know you do something else.
Speaker 2:So we went to this Establishment for men, you know, gentlemen's club, as they call it and and, by the way, when we went there, there were a lot of women in there. So I'm just saying, if you think it's just a, you know, a male thing, it's not. So we went in there and it was this young lady on a pole right and it was, oh gosh, maybe eight feet up in there and I don't know if she was just out of training. So she made her way to the top of the pole and we were sitting, we had a front row seat and I don't know if she had too much baby oil on. I Don't know if the pole was too slick or she had too much baby oil.
Speaker 1:Or I know where this is going.
Speaker 2:Well, she got to the top. She made her way to the top and this young lady fell seven to eight feet and hit that floor and that was the most you. It was shocking. Did she get up? She got up, it took her a minute. She fell off and she fell straight down and hit the floor and fairy dust or glitter came up over her once she hit the floor. So I was like I asked her, I was like yo, are you all right? And then knocked the winner out of her so she couldn't say anything immediately because I don't know if she are you still with me.
Speaker 1:I was trying to adjust my microphone. Keep going Just trying to do sound, that's it.
Speaker 2:Right. So I asked her was she okay? I gave her money because I gave for the effort I gave her money. So I'm just saying that I don't know if she had to go to the hospital. We didn't see her for the rest of the night. I don't know if she could have cracked the rib, I don't know what her the outcome was. But if they didn't take care of her, no one took. I don't know if they took her to the hospital. But for incidents like that you're gonna need to unionize because if that happens again they can say well, we need to transport you to the hospital and the union or whatever they have, just like SAG or something like that, but why can't they get you workers comp?
Speaker 1:Why can't you just get workers comp, cause you're still an employee.
Speaker 2:A lot of them like it. I don't know if you probably wasn't listening, but Well, you said they're contract independent contractors.
Speaker 1:but are they at every one. They don't get a WT for two for anything. They only work on tips.
Speaker 2:That's a very good question. That's something we need to follow up with. So when we do, we will follow up with this again, because what we're gonna do, if you don't know this, we're gonna take the show on the road and that's gonna be one of the things we do. What In North Carolina? To see if they can unionize. Did you just say we're gonna go to strip clubs? Well, I mean, if we're gonna follow up on this story, we're gonna have to. I mean, how are we gonna do the story by emails? You're gonna have to.
Speaker 1:When you do stories. Do you know what it's gonna be like when I go home and I say Carmen?
Speaker 3:you know, this is for you. Don't have to go. You don't have to go.
Speaker 1:I can't go. There's no way that I'm gonna be like, hey honey, we got a podcast and I have to research strip clubs and go interview girls with GC.
Speaker 2:But well, I'm just saying if we're really gonna delve into this and see if, first of all, let's just see if this is a viable option for the state of North Carolina to unionize their strippers.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean I said, look, I get. So I'm reading the article and, yeah, it's a lot about harassment, that they have no way to push back on harassment when guys get physical. They need training for their employees to take care of anybody who's you know aggressive or violent. I mean, yeah, that's great, they should unionize. There are other jobs that I feel should unionize as well, like teachers, and they're not always allowed to have a teachers union everywhere.
Speaker 2:Well, you don't wanna stay there in North Carolina as a right to work state.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so it's gonna be hard to push the Actual jurisdiction. So do you feel, like in the Bible Belt, north Carolina, right to work state, that we're gonna be able to push a strippers union before anybody else's? This is what we need to investigate to find out. I feel your passion for the strippers. I feel it, yeah, and so I wanna make this happen for you.
Speaker 2:I was just saying you know, no, I wanna make this happen for you. No, no, no, no. I know where you're going with this, but you know, a lot of times I'm not. A lot of times these women come turn out to be doctors, cardiologists. I have no doubt, and attorneys and state Supreme Court justices? In no way am I so. Are you trying to say that you?
Speaker 1:know you're less of a no no, I am a guy who's always been for legal prostitution, because it takes the money out of the Pimp's hands and makes it they're protected by law, they can be protected by the police, they can go, so of course we need to legalize a lot of things. I might even agree with this stripper bill of rights.
Speaker 2:We will follow up with this story.
Speaker 1:Yes, we shall. We shall America. Fear not. Gc and David are on the case. We are there for you, washington.
Speaker 2:Yes, the state of Washington. We are watching. Yes, we're on it we're on it, we're gonna be on it, stay tuned, good deal, okay so.
Speaker 1:So yesterday, what happened yesterday? Big game I heard there was a big game, so NFL.
Speaker 2:Yes, great game. Not the outcome I wanted, but you know.
Speaker 3:Hey, listen.
Speaker 2:I've always been a 49ers fan, ever since I was a kid. I'm a New York Giants fan always, but the 49ers have always been my fallback team.
Speaker 1:I mean just Same same, because I was Detroit Right right.
Speaker 2:And then 49ers were, detroit is gonna be a problem next year.
Speaker 1:Well, it should have been a problem this year, but that's a different day.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but you know I watched the game and I also am a fan of Pat Mahomes. I just like the kid, I mean.
Speaker 1:I like them. We did talk about that before the show. You love Patrick Mahomes?
Speaker 2:I mean I would. I mean I would rather him play for someone else. But you know Sarah is a big fan of Pat Mahomes and I knew the kid was gonna be great when he was at Texas A&M. Right, I mean Texas Tech, sorry.
Speaker 1:Texas Tech yeah.
Speaker 2:I knew he was gonna be something special, and he's turned out to be that Kelsey Travis Kelsey, I think. Well, oh gosh, cincinnati. I think I saw him when he was in college.
Speaker 1:Was he a bear cat?
Speaker 2:I think Travis Kelsey is a bear cat, but you know they're great players and they got a lot of support around that team and I'm just. I just liked the 49ers and now the Chiefs are turning into the Darth Vader of football, like the Patriots in Tom.
Speaker 1:Brady Dun dun dun. I don't think so. I don't think they're there yet. They're not, but they're getting there. But is it? How many years is that? This is their third win out of four Super Bowls Right.
Speaker 2:They have three. I mean, I was about to say they only have three Super Bowls and they've been.
Speaker 1:Well, thank you, Tom Brady, for that.
Speaker 3:They only have three. What's?
Speaker 1:the big deal.
Speaker 2:So you know, and here's what I got tired of. And listen, please don't write me letters, don't blow up the Twitter and don't blow up my TikTok page. And I just got so sick of Taylor Swift. I'm sad I just got the cut shot. You cut back. What do you call it? Cutaway, cutaway shots. I just it's a little exhausting.
Speaker 1:Well, I am. You know you're not the only person that I've heard say that. I mean, a lot of people are sick of it. But here I got some stats for you today. Okay, so one. So this is. According to Variety Magazine, 20% of Super Bowl viewers said they were rooting for the Chiefs because of Kelsey's relationship with Taylor Swift. A little side stat for you this was the 13th game of the season that she attended 13,. So her lucky number. Who's lucky number? Taylor Swift. So that's the Swift effect. It was her lucky number and he won. Now, side note, 13 is my lucky number.
Speaker 2:Is it?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:So me and Swiftie, but anyway, not the point. So the next thing on a up stat, kelsey's Jersey sales are up 400, 400% since he's been dating Taylor Swift, which means there are a lot of little Swifties that are going out there. Are you calling what? Do you call them? Swift demons? Yeah, demon Swift.
Speaker 2:Swiftie demons.
Speaker 1:Why is it not? Why do they not say no one's come up with like that, they have a little yeah like J, they got, they have one, but I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2:What do you mean?
Speaker 1:like I, was talking about, like Brangelina.
Speaker 2:Swifties or.
Speaker 1:I was thinking of like you know how they say Brangelina and they say like they do have it.
Speaker 2:I don't know what it is, though what should be. It should be Tavis oh Tavis, Tavis oh A traveler. Hey, you know, listen.
Speaker 1:Ooh, a traveler. Who Easy to say. We already know it A traveler, traveler Travis Taylor. Oh oh, took a while to get there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, listen do? I think Taylor Swift is talented.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:Yes, Do I. She writes her own music.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:Do I think she sells out.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Do? I think she has a huge following.
Speaker 1:Yes, yes.
Speaker 2:Taylor Swift. As I have said before and I think it's one of our first episodes Taylor Swift does not write music with GC in mind. Now, when I go to a Taylor Swift concert, no, I mean, it wouldn't matter if she was across the street from the studio and I wouldn't go. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't go, not even, not just I wouldn't go, I wouldn't open up the damn window.
Speaker 1:Well, look, I have. I have actually, like what do they call it? Agoraphobia. I don't really like public concerts anymore because I would feel like I can't get out. But let's say I didn't have that, okay, go, come on, it's Taylor Swift, you would go? Okay, yeah, I get it. I don't love Steely Dan. You gave me free tickets. I'm going to see Steely Dan. Whoa, whoa slow you roll. I didn't say I hated them.
Speaker 1:I said I just, I'm not a huge Steely Dan. Remember when they won that Grammy and no one saw that coming.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, you just threw me off. You threw me off.
Speaker 3:You threw me off.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying look, she's everybody's hating on the girl for relationship. We all know that this is going to make a fantastic album in like a year, like when they break up After they break up. Oh, that is going to be one amazing, dear Travis. Oh, I can't wait for that song. It's going to be, it's going to have a beat to it. I just want the NFL back.
Speaker 2:That's all.
Speaker 1:I just want to see.
Speaker 2:You never lost it. I feel like I did, did you, I did I really did so when so, and I'm not the only one, like you said, feels that way.
Speaker 1:I don't understand what the hate is.
Speaker 2:It's not hate. I was just tired of seeing.
Speaker 1:What were you tired of seeing Giselle, when? Well, of course, people did.
Speaker 2:No, they didn't.
Speaker 1:People got upset when, when they cut away to Giselle and just jumping up and down the press box.
Speaker 2:Right or private box, not press box. But they have been doing this, you know doing regular season.
Speaker 1:Were you upset when they cut away to Beyonce?
Speaker 2:Beyonce All right, listen, that's not my cup of tea either.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but come on, you didn't get mad about it. You didn't say like, oh, I'm watching NFL, when did it cut? To Beyonce doing the regular season and Well, no, they did it during the Super Bowl Because she was performing right. Well, when you're watching basketball games and they have celebrities on the front row and they're cutting weight and they're showing Jack Nicholson, they're showing Spike Lee.
Speaker 2:Absolutely. They're showing Leonardo DiCaprio, they're showing whoever is at the game that day.
Speaker 1:Do you get mad?
Speaker 2:You're like but this is something they do constantly For the entirety of the game. They will constantly cut away to her and see her reaction, especially if Kelsey catch a pass and runs 20 yards. God forbid, this is and I get what they're doing, and you know Sarah told me so. She's like you need to calm down about this, because this is she's bringing a brand new dynamic to the game. That probably wouldn't have never watched NFL in the first place.
Speaker 1:Well, I am glad that you brought that up, GC.
Speaker 2:So I have two more little stats for you from Front Office Sports.
Speaker 1:They report that Swift that's Taylor Swift generated $330 million for the NFL and the Kansas City Chiefs. Wow, like.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, that's not shocking. No.
Speaker 1:So are you going to be the guy in the media booth who's running the broadcast and say, guys, I really think this is taking over the NFL and we want to focus on the football. Do you want to focus on the football? Because I watched Usher for like 15 minutes. What was the point of that? It's not football.
Speaker 2:I was going to ask you about that.
Speaker 1:What I only watched part of it, so did you like them, I got sure. Yeah, it's fine. Okay, um, you know, I saw Lutercris come out. Yeah, it's cool. Um, he's a great dancer. It was a good. It was a great halftime show. It beat Maroon 5 out of the water.
Speaker 3:Maroon 5.
Speaker 2:What the fuck? Oh my God.
Speaker 1:Did you watch that Maroon?
Speaker 2:5 halftime show.
Speaker 1:No, because.
Speaker 2:I'm really tired of those cats.
Speaker 1:What about did you watch Justin Timberlake when he?
Speaker 2:uh, he took the he tiddy-rise.
Speaker 1:Janet no, no, no, when he projected Prince singing Purple Rain. No, prince died, he did the Super Bowl halftime show.
Speaker 2:Oh, no, he did the whole show in like oversized sneakers. Yeah, I read an article about him. Yeah, I'm, I'm going to send you. He's not getting. He's turning into a real prick.
Speaker 1:Well, regardless, I mean I'm just saying that I don't really get. You know, I don't get the hate because of everybody else. No, there are a lot of people hating there are a lot of people hating.
Speaker 3:Why, like what you're just saying, you're like I'm tired of this, taylor Swiftie.
Speaker 1:It takes up too much energy. Because, okay, here's one last step. Okay, from lending tree, 20% of millennials and 24% of Gen Zers say Swift's influence is making them care about football, not just watch it care. Now, here's the problem they're only watching the Kansas City Chiefs because of it. Right, whoever they're playing, that's the game they're watching.
Speaker 2:But they're not watching any other time.
Speaker 1:Right, okay, all right. However, this is my solution. Okay, she needs to break up with Travis and start making her way, dating somebody from each team throughout the NFL.
Speaker 2:Well, actually I read an article where she dated a football player before Travis.
Speaker 1:Which one, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't think he was on that level, you know it hadn't been, I think maybe somebody junior college, high school or something like that, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I just find it funny because we're in small town USA. It's not that small. I mean it's not like we're living in Alabama, but I mean we're in small.
Speaker 2:What you know. We have people in Alabama listening to this right.
Speaker 1:I know we don't. I actually know we don't. I watch the stats.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, I mean they watch our clips on TikTok.
Speaker 1:Well, people from Alabama don't be offended.
Speaker 2:But we used to sell them.
Speaker 1:The cigarette you're smoking right now. We invented it, so we did.
Speaker 3:That's not a claim to fame, man.
Speaker 1:Don't be ashamed of the cigarette. I'm done. It was in fashion for like a hundred years. I'm sorry. Oh, it gives you cancer. Yeah, now some we have to be ashamed. I don't have to be ashamed of anything, so no, but I'm just saying what were we talking about? We're in small town, usa, and I can't believe how many people just in the last week they're talking about like, ah, I can't stand Taylor Swift, I can't stand it. Oh really, oh yeah. They're like oh, I wish she would just break up with them. I'm so tired of seeing the Swifty. I'm the only one that calls her Swifty, I think I don't know. I always call her Swifty, but early's around here, but everybody's like I hate Taylor Swift. I'm like why?
Speaker 2:do you want to date her? No, that's a little strong. You're just jealous. You know I've said some. I've said some unkind things during the games About Taylor Swift. I did Watch your mouth and I am, but I just it was overload, you know, I well.
Speaker 3:I'm actually surprised.
Speaker 2:I think she's one of the most talented musicians on the planet right now.
Speaker 1:Do you think that it was a conscious decision not to ask her to do the Super Bowl halftime show on this?
Speaker 2:Super Bowl. Oh yeah, oh yeah, that would have been too much.
Speaker 1:Would it? You're doing too much, but then you don't have to cut to her as much because she's backstage. No, they would have.
Speaker 2:No, no, hey, you know here's the thing they did. That was really cool and I know this is because of security. They, the way they brought her down from the booth, you know they didn't shove her in everyone's faces Soon as Pat hit your boy in the end zone for the women touchdown. What was his name? Cardman, maybe? So when he, when Pat, hit him in the end zone to win the game and over time it was, it wasn't immediate. They didn't break her down like I thought they would. You know they let the player celebrate before they brought the spouses and the family down.
Speaker 1:What do they got to? They got to make sure they get them through the tunnel and no one finds out where they're going. Do you know what she has to get like? Get in. I saw this on YouTube, so it must be true. So something came up. Something came up about Taylor Swift trying to get when she goes to get on stage. They had to sneak her in a road box, roadie box, you know.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:So when you do concerts and stuff they had like road, they're called road boxes where they put the equipment in the hall.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you so she hides in one of those. Wow.
Speaker 1:And they because it can you imagine, if somebody spots her, she's like, she's like Elvis big man, she's Bieber big, she's a Beyonce big where people want to like rip your skin off and wear it because they're so obsessed, like people cry when they see her cry.
Speaker 3:You cry I have never.
Speaker 1:I have never cried when I met a celebrity, you know, and even when I, or like when I saw, like okay. So if you know me well, you know that when I was growing up I was obsessed with you too as well. You too was my band, Like Bono, Bono, you like Bono. Oh, I love you too. They were my thing. So I get to go see them in concert for the first time. Yeah, I went to see them the first time, you know. The second time I got to see them I was in the pit right in front of them. So there's this little bridge.
Speaker 3:Where was it I?
Speaker 1:think it was in Charlotte or Raleigh, I can't remember which one was this one, but it was their 360 tour and I got to see Muse for the first time. They were awesome, by the way, great opening act. But so there's this little bridge and it rotates around the stage. So at any given point, bono, he actually never did get on that damn bridge. I'm not going to lie, but no, he actually did a couple of times. But for the most part, the closest person I got to was Adam, their bass player, and he's right above me. Man, the guy could be sweating on me. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm excited. I'm not crying and pissing my pants, and I've been following them for years. Now, granny, you're going to be like. Well, david, you're a grown-ass man, you shouldn't be crying.
Speaker 1:Were you an adult, then yeah, but look, you know how big of an Elvis fan I was, yes, even. Look, I'm not going to say that. You know, if he was alive today, that I wouldn't get nervous, and I don't know if I'd cry.
Speaker 2:Though, I wouldn't cry, can you?
Speaker 1:see all those old clips people crying.
Speaker 2:Well, I came close to tears when I met my favorite musician, which is Joyce Clinton from Paulie Met Funkadelic. Tell me, when did you meet him? Oh, I met him as right when mobile phones came out.
Speaker 3:No way.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was leaving the guy to cut my hair, my boy, tim Ski. What's up, tim Ski? Usually I would walk out the front. It was on Patterson Avenue and Paul and Mitt Funkadelic was playing at the Millennial Center right, and so usually I walk out the front. You know, going out to Liberty Street, for some reason I decided to walk out of the back of the barbershop and when I walked out of the back of the barbershop, there stood George Clinton. No way, yes, and I will be honest with you and all of the people listening they're fucking screamed.
Speaker 1:George Clinton is your Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2:Oh gosh, yeah, oh yeah. So, and I didn't. He was standing there just by himself, he was just looking at the back of the Millennial Center and I don't know what, he was sizing it up or what, and I said, oh shit. And he turned around and you know what he said oh shit. And I'll never forget these words. He said what's happening, young brother? Oh, like whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's pretty cool, that's pretty cool. And I said hey, man, let me tell you something. I love your music, I love what you've done you have. You changed my life in a lot of ways by listening to your music and I tried to come see you in 1976 with my older brother, but my mother wouldn't let me go. You know what he said? No, he said that's probably a good idea. Your mom was on to something, brother. He said how old were you? And I told him I was like man, I was like nine, you know 10.
Speaker 2:He said that's probably a good idea. And he said are you coming to the show tonight? My man. He said me, my man. I was like I wouldn't miss it for the world. And he said hey, listen, I'll see you at the show, young brother. I was like all right, mr Clinton. He said call me George. Man Went to the concert that night. Standing on the front row, he was singing. They was playing one of my favorite songs and then they trans. You know, when they're in live concerts they transition into another song you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:You are an artist, you know.
Speaker 1:You playing.
Speaker 2:You get down and you say all right. And the band is you're ready to go into another song. And if you know anything about George Clinton, when he wants the band to change he whistles. He has this like loud whistle. You know he's like he could do it. I can't do it, but he whistles really loud. And so the band you know the drummer does his thing. He goes into the next song. So I told him what my favorite song was. He said well, what's your favorite song? And I said knee deep. And he said oh okay, all right. So I didn't think anything about it. He was playing one song, I don't know, it was flashlight, oh, it was Cosmic Slop, and he was going into it and you can hear the beginning of knee deep, right Coming in, blending into the song, the band, and he whistles real loud. And guess what he does?
Speaker 1:D he pointed, right at you and went.
Speaker 2:He pointed he's sure, he's damn how you know what I told you this. Nope, he pointed right at me and he winked and I was like I was done.
Speaker 1:I peed, you started crying.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a little pee.
Speaker 1:A little pee Now. I can only imagine, if you cried then what would happen if you met Dave Matthews. I met Dave Matthews. Did you cry then too?
Speaker 2:I did not cry.
Speaker 1:You talk so much about Dave Matthews and you didn't cry.
Speaker 2:I did not cry. I met Dave Matthews before he was Dave Matthews.
Speaker 1:And I have to tell you that's why you didn't cry.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I met him at Ziggy's. You remember Ziggy's, I do? Yeah, I met Dave Matthews at Ziggy's and one of my friends, me and my boy, was with me, and Dave came to the bar and I bought him a drink. I said hey, man. I said love your sound, and that drumming you got was really funky. I said that's the nasty drumming you got and it was caught up off it Right. And so I said, man, what's the name of your band? I said what's your name? He said yo, dave Matthews. I was like, hey, man, let me buy you a drink. He's like cool. And then my boy comes up and he was like hey, man, I kind of like your shit. That's how he said it. He said what's the name of your band? He was like Dave Matthews band. My boy said that's a dumb ass name for a band. I said, yeah, this is Dave Matthews, by the way. What an idiot.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, I'm not going to lie. I mean, come on, like, obviously. I mean, well, you know, maybe he thought it was like Hootie in the blowfish and he was like Hootie because everybody that was the dumbest name, because everybody's like he's Hootie. My name is not Hootie, it's like well then, why did you call Hootie in the?
Speaker 2:blowfish, it's a.
Speaker 1:Daris Rucker. Right, yeah, but everybody called him Hootie. No one knew his name was Daris Rucker, no one. Well, that was his nickname though, if I'm not mistaken right, but didn't people just come up to him like Hootie, Hootie, and he's like, my name's not Hootie.
Speaker 2:Oh no, I think that when he was growing up that was his nickname. You know that dude just got arrested right?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I heard that, but let's not go down that road.
Speaker 2:We'll do that in another talk.
Speaker 1:All right. So what did we learn here today? We learned that Taylor Swift, no matter what you feel about her, she's good for the NFL and she's a billionaire.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean so.
Speaker 1:I don't care about other people's relationships. I mean, you know what Do I get sick of? Cutaways and seeing people who you know I'm sure she didn't care much about football before Travis or who the other guy she?
Speaker 3:did.
Speaker 1:But you know what? She's selling tickets. She's getting other people into football and you know what football's about in the heart of it Community Money. Oh, you went there. Okay, it's all it's about Sure, and she's good for money.
Speaker 2:I mean, she's good for the NFL. That's why they kept showing her.
Speaker 1:Exactly, so why? Are we going to upset, and why was? That a party where they made a drinking game out of it every time they saw her.
Speaker 2:Take a drink.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a, that was a game, yeah, and it was fine. I mean I think you know it brought people together, it was fine. I saw her drink drink. I'm fine with it, I don't care. Yeah, all right. So you know what it's time for. We've been talking about all the other stuff. It's time for that dumb shit.
Speaker 3:Thank you.
Speaker 2:Thank you, thank you, thank you All right, let's hear what's it about. Listen, I'm going to make this short because you know it's how ridiculous this is, so I make this short and sweet. But it is a problem because here we go.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, no. Here we go no.
Speaker 2:No, it affects the way you utilize things.
Speaker 1:It could if you are you saying it's going to change the way? It's going to change the way I look at something?
Speaker 2:Exactly.
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 2:Tell me what I'm about to tell. You could save your life.
Speaker 1:Literally I'm waiting, I'm waiting.
Speaker 2:All right. So Morgan to North Carolina. I'm not going to give him. You know this person the. You know by saying his name, but there was a person in Morgan to North Carolina and this happened maybe a couple of weeks ago. It was arrested for molesting a fire extinguisher.
Speaker 1:How do you? How do you? How does that which which way did? He was either top or the bottom.
Speaker 2:If you know fire extinguishers like I know, fire extinguishers is, he's probably top Because they don't have the ability to adjust and you know they're well, I've seen the fire extinguishers with the hoses.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly so keep going, keep going. I got, I got something, keep going Okay.
Speaker 2:So this this gentleman was arrested for molesting a fire extinguisher. So evidently, he broke into a facility and took the fire extinguisher off while the facility was closed and he took the fire. He took the fire extinguisher off and he sprayed it and then, after he sprayed it all over this facility, he molested the extinguisher. So I'm going to tell you something Now. Being a retired firefighter, you don't mess with fire extinguishers. Only you can prevent it. Don't listen, I'm serious, because in the event that you need a fire extinguisher, you don't want. You want it to operate properly and you don't want it to be molested.
Speaker 1:So if you go around molesting, fire extinguishers.
Speaker 2:Yes, you know that's bad as pulling alarms. You know false alarms, because what people don't realize? This is a public service announcement.
Speaker 1:It always is.
Speaker 2:And when you pull a fire alarm, you are engaging the fire department and the men and women who are on that truck. So what you need to think about when you falsely pull an alarm, we have to jump on the truck, but he didn't pull your alarm.
Speaker 1:What am I? What am I?
Speaker 2:I'm just saying this you know I'm not conflating to you, it has a flow. So when you pull an alarm, you got the men and women on the truck right. They coming out of the station, they have to contend with traffic. You know they're going emergency traffic and then they have to wade their way through traffic Sometimes kill dogs on the way.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Listen, that's another story. You know, I don't know. Anyway. So you're going out of road and then you have to get there safely the people on the truck. Then you have to assess the situation and it turns out to be a false alarm. You know you just wasted the taxpayer's money, the fuel that it takes to get there, the men and women that are on the truck.
Speaker 2:So if you're going to go around molesting fire extinguishers, you know this is going to be a problem, because when you need it it's almost like what they say about a gun. You know, I rather have one and not need it and need one and not have it Right. But so, especially if you pull the pen and then you hit the trigger on the extinguisher, you know that's the potter. The potter, the chemicals that's in the extinguisher I'm getting excited because we're talking fine the chemicals that answer potter, that's in the extinguisher. You know it discharges a little bit. So you go around and you molest these extinguishers. That means they're not operating properly and if you need it, you know that's it. What are you going to do? Because you can't spit on or pee on a fire. You need those things.
Speaker 1:But what did he do to it? Like you say molest, like I mean, there's so many ways you could molest one. Does it give you any description?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean it was, you know, just believe it was something a little sexual in nature.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, that's usually molest, but I mean, like did he, did he? You know, because they have fire extinguishers that just have the little, the little nubby spout you know that it's a little baby fire extinguisher from like first alert, you know just for like.
Speaker 2:Are you talking about the commercial? No, this is the big daddy, this is the commercial.
Speaker 1:Yeah, with the hose With the hose. So when you say molest. That's why I ask was he the top or the bottom? Because there's a hose on it Like I don't understand how you like well, we can investigate this a little bit further. I don't want to. I don't want to.
Speaker 2:But, but, but, but. But. Let me give you this right. My question is how high do you have to be to screw with a fire extinguisher in that way? How, how? Now I have been Lord, have mercy. You know, I've been high in my day but I've never been that high.
Speaker 1:Well, what did it look like?
Speaker 2:What did what look like the fire extinguisher? It's probably red in nature.
Speaker 1:Well, red's kind of.
Speaker 2:You know, that is the color of love and it got a long black hose.
Speaker 1:Well, we know how people feel about long black hoses. So Once you go to a long black hose, Nobody knows. What you know. The bigger story to me here that we're not talking about, we didn't bring up, is did the fire extinguisher consent? Because if it's consensual, it's not molestation.
Speaker 2:Right, right, right. You know I we've been drinking a little rum.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:And I haven't got there yet to where I can really analyze or give you any, you know, any legal definition of consent when it comes to a fire extinguisher.
Speaker 1:What's the legal definition of molestation? Because I would have said this was taking indecent liberties with a fire extinguisher, I wouldn't go as far as a sex crime.
Speaker 2:You don't think it's a sex crime? Well, indecent liberties is a sex crime, Right and public nakedness a new.
Speaker 1:How did you get?
Speaker 2:caught.
Speaker 3:That's a very good question.
Speaker 2:Well, I, it's in the article, I'm sure Uh yeah, let's, let's see how you this, this can't get caught.
Speaker 1:Was it? Was it a security camera? Huh, Was it a security camera? Um and this is in North Carolina.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was in Washington, North Carolina.
Speaker 1:Well, you know, Morganton, it's a lonely town, I mean it's in the mountains, you know he was caught by Burke County courthouse and, um, he was in the courthouse.
Speaker 2:I think yeah, he did it in the courthouse. This guy's a dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he did it in the courthouse. You know what that's saying. That's saying you know what? Right now I don't give a shit. I'm horny.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know where I'm headed, so you know. But I'm just saying how, how? How do you get to that? You know what the bigger question is. You had a valid question D, but the bigger question is what were you taking to make you do that?
Speaker 1:Again, what did it look like? No no, have have you never um no you saw American Pie.
Speaker 2:No, I didn't.
Speaker 1:How high do you have to be to put your PP in an apple pie? Uh, I don't remember him being high. Yeah, I never, I didn't see the movie and again, I want to know if he was the top or bottom.
Speaker 2:Okay, because maybe, maybe. Well, the article doesn't say why does that matter?
Speaker 1:Because I don't understand how you molest. I don't know why I'm talking about this. I don't know how I understand how you molest a fire extinguisher with a hose.
Speaker 2:I mean, what's that? What's that not to understand? About that? I don't, I don't, I don't get you Like, like like, like is he just?
Speaker 1:is he just rubbing himself on it or is he sticking himself in it?
Speaker 2:Or is he sticking it in him? Oh, I see what you're saying Top or bottom. I think the metal, the cold metal from the extinguisher is something that that's pleasurable to him. The metal, the cold metal Some people like that.
Speaker 1:So it could have just been a coke can, but he just that was the coldest metal he found, the nearest thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, so Fair enough. You know what? Everybody's got that thing.
Speaker 1:I never like to down anyone's fetishes.
Speaker 2:You know if you.
Speaker 1:If you have a fire extinguisher fetish, more power to you. Now that said you should buy one and take it home.
Speaker 2:I mean that's just like a teenage dude and a kid in the bathroom, a boy in the bathroom. You know I never did that. Well, you know, like some people like oh my God, I said, boy, get out that bathroom. What you doing in there? Yeah, I know, you're not combing your hair.
Speaker 1:Never did it. Nope Me either. Not once Me either, not even once you grow hairy palms if you do that.
Speaker 2:Did you ever hear that when you were a kid? No I heard, all your dairy relatives were watching that is actually true, they are.
Speaker 1:And I'm like boy, what are you looking at? Boy, stop touching that. That's your grandma behind you. She is no, I'm just saying. No I you know what. That is a very valid thing to think. You know that you're dead relatives.
Speaker 2:I mean because they are. I'm not lying, yeah. I mean that's what I was told you mentioned grandma's.
Speaker 1:Right there You're getting on. You know porn hubs pulling up. You're like oh, I'm a look at grandma.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, what's this? I'm going to look at the little people link, what's that? And grandma's like what are you doing, boy? What are you doing, boy? Big ass, I want big asses tonight. And grandma's thinking boy.
Speaker 2:This is going way off the All through our hands and grandma's thinking geez, he, yeah, he misses his grandma.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:All right. What about that? How can we, how can we top that? Don't play with fire synchrotrous kids. Yes, and that's coming from a firefighter. Yes, I mean, seriously, it's PSA, that is a P. You like that one? Right? I love that one, all right, all right. Well, let's wrap it up. We're an hour, we're all done. You know, I have to say, if you like what you hear, I'm not sure that you do. If you like what you heard tonight, go to our website. It's about GDTIMShowcom. You can soon you will be able to buy merchandise from our show. Go to YouTube. Find us on Spotify. Yes, apple iTunes, not iTunes podcast, apple podcast. You can find us on Buzzsprout our full website basically on all the platforms that you like.
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