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Welcome to the table where you will dine on three unprofessional opinions for the night. Table For Three is meant to be a light-hearted space that talks about everyday events from the perspective of three regular ass people. We look to bring humor to our topics...think of us like the comment section on TikTok. Now, things can get messy at the table as we all know, so come prepared with a bib.
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Episode 080: Food Porn w/ Guinea Pigs
When summer vibes hit, the Table comes alive with energy, dance moves, and unfiltered conversations that leave no topic untouched. This episode captures that perfect cookout atmosphere where real talk flows as freely as the laughter.
We dive headfirst into Kanye West's jaw-dropping social media confession about childhood experiences with his cousin, exploring the complex layers of trauma, mental health struggles, and public revelation. Is this a genuine attempt to process pain, or another manifestation of his reported manic episodes? The conversation reveals our compassionate yet realistic takes on how childhood trauma shapes adult behavior.
Fashion becomes a battleground when we defend Tyler against critics who accused her of copying Britney Spears' iconic VMAs look. Why are we so quick to attack artists for drawing inspiration from past trends when fashion constantly recycles itself? This sparks a broader discussion about originality, influence, and the toxic nature of social media criticism in entertainment.
The most heated debate erupts over Tank's controversial list of top R&B vocalists. Our analysis of his selections—including questionable choices like Charlie Wilson and KC while omitting Tyrese—showcases our deep appreciation for vocal technique and performance ability. We tackle the ultimate question: Does R. Kelly truly outshine Usher vocally? Our verdict might surprise you.
Between serious topics, we share the hilarious saga of Randy, a male guinea pig who impregnated approximately 100 females after being accidentally placed in their enclosure. This leads to thoughtful exploration of appropriate age gaps in romantic relationships, with each host revealing personal preferences and boundaries that reflect broader values about maturity and compatibility.
Whether you're here for the cultural commentary, relationship insights, or just the unfiltered banter that feels like hanging with friends, this episode delivers the perfect blend of entertainment and substance. Join us at the Table—where the conversation is always electric and reservation is never required.
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Speaker 4:It's electric. Alright, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back, enjoy the show.
Speaker 1:It's electric. Alright, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the show.
Speaker 3:Welcome back, guys. We about to do this thing right. If you know, the dances get to it.
Speaker 6:Yes, sir, bring it here.
Speaker 4:Cookouts is coming.
Speaker 6:Summer's around the corner.
Speaker 4:Need you outside. Yeah, it's electric, but you know it's there here and there and everywhere I've got to move.
Speaker 3:I'm going on a party ride. I want to go on a party ride. Let's go. I've got to groom, groom, groom.
Speaker 4:And from this music I just play, I've got to move, I've got to move, I've got to move.
Speaker 7:And from this music I just Catch a party ride the cast for Sliding Part 2, featuring the Platinum Band. And this time we're going to beat you.
Speaker 3:I like the shoot of this song Clap clap, clap, clap your hands.
Speaker 7:Clap, clap, clap, clap your hands. Alright, now we're going to do the basic step To the left. Move it to the left. Guys, take it back now. Y'all, take it back. One hop this time. Uh-huh, right foot, left stump. Uh-huh Left foot, left stump. Uh-huh Cha-cha, real smooth, let's see it.
Speaker 1:Oh, shaking Checking them titties huh Sean. Let's go To the left, take it back now, y'all.
Speaker 7:One hop this time. Right foot, left stomp. Right foot, left stomp. Left foot, left stomp. Left foot, left stomp. Cha-cha, now, y'all. Now it's time to get funky. To the right, now To the left. Take it back now, y'all. One hop this time. One hop this time. Right foot two stumps. Left foot two stumps. Slide to the left, slide to the right. Criss-cross, criss-cross, cha-cha real smooth.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Table for three is back in the building. We love to see y'all here every week.
Speaker 6:Now we like to see y'all move. Oh, let's change this up. Let's go. No New Q-Band Down down. Do your dance, do your dance, let's go. They say I'm a rapper, but I say no. They say what you doing? Trying to do some Zydeco, I just let the music come from the soul.
Speaker 1:Y'all know any of these dances.
Speaker 6:They all the same thing with a different twist. Right, I got a brand new dance.
Speaker 4:Gotta move your mind. So I'm a brand new dance. It's called the Cupid shuffle.
Speaker 6:It don't matter if you're young or you're old. I'm gonna show you how it goes To the right, to the right, to the right, To the right to the left to the left, to the left, to the left, to the left.
Speaker 4:Now kick, now kick, now kick, now kick, now walk it by yourself, let's go, let's go let's go Down down, do your dance.
Speaker 6:Do your dance Down down, do your dance. Do your dance Down down. Do your dance, do your dance.
Speaker 5:Down, down, do your dance, do your dance and let me see you.
Speaker 6:Yeah, yeah, let's go baby. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's Big Moochie baby, just the one I can navigate together.
Speaker 4:Hey check this out. I got this new live dance hustle.
Speaker 6:You dig Uh-huh. This going out to all my MCs all across the world. We gonna call this one here the Biker Shuffle. I got one of my plus ones that got this going down. Walk it to your ride Now. Move it on up. Hey, move it on up Now. Bring it on back. Ay. Bring it on back Now. Kick with it. Kick with it. Hop out in now. Kick with it. Step to your right now, slide with it. Turn to your left with it. Walk it to your right Now. Move it on up. Ay, move it on up. Ay, kick with it. Kick with it. Bring it on back. Ay, bring it on back.
Speaker 1:Now kick with it, kick with it, Hop out in. Now kick with it. Oh, I can't wait till the grills get out here, Good old hamburger off the grill. You can't beat that. I like the hot sausages.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's disgusting, is it? Now I can wobble. It might not be the way of this dance, but I can wobble, let's go.
Speaker 1:I see y'all out there. I see y'all out there moving. Shake your little tits in that car. Go ahead and shake your tits, it's okay with me?
Speaker 2:Uh-huh, go ahead and shake your tits, it's okay with me.
Speaker 1:Uh-huh.
Speaker 6:It's okay to dance, baby. Back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up. What you say? Back it up, back it up. Let's go Back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up. I'm shaking the city like quakes. The hate is blue in the face like guns because I'm breaking the cake. So let's play. I'm taking the game. The game's mine. Yeah, witness the change. It's my time. Yeah, I'm taking the game I'm taking the game.
Speaker 5:I'm taking the game. I'm taking the game. I'm taking the game.
Speaker 6:I'm taking the game. I'm taking the Looking at something like a chimp. Yeah, A girl told me that a man that could dance Might could possibly get down with a tool in his pants.
Speaker 1:All y'all already know.
Speaker 6:I dance, when I dance. Yeah, you ready. Where them fans at.
Speaker 5:Where them fans at.
Speaker 2:Where them fans at yeah.
Speaker 6:Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I got my boots on the ground. Yeah, get up out of your seat, let your body move. Cowboys and cowgirls, they feeling the groove, step to the motion, fire barrel rollin'. I'ma get behind that thing, girl, and hold it hold it, hold it, hold it.
Speaker 2:Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Got my boots on the ground. Yes, sir, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sir, let it rain, baby. Oh, let's go, got my boots on the ground All right, all right.
Speaker 1:All right, I got to learn that one. All right, you do. What's going on? Ladies and gentlemen, thank you again for joining us at the table for three. All Our Plus Ones is always welcome. We love y'all. Thank y'all for joining us every week. What is going on? Sean and Nene, you got a mouthful. Did you even take a breath?
Speaker 3:I know.
Speaker 1:Wow, that was crazy.
Speaker 3:You said that without even breathing.
Speaker 1:Was it good?
Speaker 3:That's what you be asking your wife.
Speaker 1:No, I don't ever have to ask that I aim to please, baby, you just always miss the target always. Hey, sometimes I'm on, sometimes I'm off. You know, licking a kneecap like you feeling that feeling, that not licking the kneecap back of the kneecaps. Back of the kneecaps, get her off. That's disgusting, ew.
Speaker 3:That's fucking nasty.
Speaker 2:How's y'all week man? Oh my God, that's a fetish if I've ever heard one. Licking kneecaps you got a fetish. The back of a kneecap you got a fetish for licking back of the kneecaps?
Speaker 3:No, I said you got a fetish. No, not me, not me, not me. I wonder who do have fetishes for licking the back of kneecaps? That's weird.
Speaker 1:You know people be having weird ass fetishes. Yeah, fetishes be crazy. Mm-hmm, you got a fetish, who me? Yeah, we find out. It was like earwax. I don't know I don't know. She's like digging in ears or some shit to clean ears out.
Speaker 3:As a fetish.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you seem like you be getting some weird shit like that.
Speaker 3:Isn't a fetish, something to get you off, is it? That's what I thought. I'm not getting off of cleaning earwax.
Speaker 5:That's crazy.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, I'm lactating. That's weird. What? What Did I'm lactating? That's weird. What Did you say you lactate? I had to bring it back Like, excuse me, what's your fetish? You got a fetish on. He tried to breathe past that real quick. I can't say I have a fetish. Yeah, I'm trying to think.
Speaker 1:I remember when I was younger I had like a thick thigh fetish. If the girl had a thick thigh, oh man you had me Now.
Speaker 2:was there something in particular that needed to happen with the thick thigh to get you off? No, it just needed to be thick. So you were just like oh my God, thick thigh.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yep, yeah, thick thigh no.
Speaker 2:Hey yo.
Speaker 3:Thick thigh I'm trying to think. No, hey, yo Thick thigh I'm trying to think.
Speaker 1:I don't know, that's crazy. I ate chicken thigh last night, so this is being weird. I'll be like, yeah, chicken thigh is too no.
Speaker 3:Yo, that's crazy. If you was to come back and say, like you got your rocks off by eating a chicken, thigh Bree, bree, bree. Who the hell?
Speaker 1:Bree.
Speaker 3:Who the hell Bree? I was about to say B, that's crazy Bree.
Speaker 2:If you get off from a chicken thigh, nah, dang it. Is that bestiality, or is that, hey yo. Food porn, food porn. Like think of the people who I know. Wait, is that a real thing? Food porn, food porn, yeah.
Speaker 3:Like think of the people who I know. Wait, is that a real thing?
Speaker 1:Food porn, food porn. Yeah, you said that like oh, you just smeared your face with like soy sauce and Not soy sauce.
Speaker 3:Soy sauce and onion rings. I can see peanut butter. With some honey, some syrup, wow.
Speaker 1:You like sticky shit. Hmm, what you like, sticky shit, I like sweet stuff. Let me what you like sticky shit, I like sweet stuff.
Speaker 3:You find out. You be rubbing like what's that shit? Fluff, another, fluff, another on your shit. I'm not a marshmallow.
Speaker 1:Give me that fluff another.
Speaker 3:That shit's too messy Fluff. Another.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. That shit even sound pornish Fluff. Another Flush the fluff another. I don that should even sound pornish flush fluff, fluff another.
Speaker 3:Flush the fluff another, I don't know, yeah, whatever that's even people have like get off. How was?
Speaker 2:your week yo, he was like it's been busy. Yeah, it's busy. I had a work event that went into the night.
Speaker 1:Oh, work, event's going into the night now. Wow, wow.
Speaker 3:You must be good at your job. I tried to get him out of that work event too.
Speaker 2:Yes, you did.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you couldn't how many outfits you had, wow.
Speaker 3:What you are so unnecessary. She texts me and what did you say?
Speaker 1:I said I was like you need me to call you and say it's a family emergency, so you can leave yeah, did it work, no, no I didn't use it yeah, yeah, because you love your job yes, I love, I love my job, yeah what? So? What kind of work event was this? Wow, what it was like.
Speaker 2:It was sales no, we had our annual business convention. Got it, got it, got it, got it.
Speaker 3:All right, my bad okay you're bad, your ass, yeah yeah, yeah and you nini um, my week was boring as shit really isn't that, like every? No, not necessarily. I mean friday. I had a meeting that was just unnecessary first meeting. It was it was no, no, actually no, because it was like a safety committee meeting, okay. But I'm in there with, like, the chief directors and all these people and I'm like, why am I here?
Speaker 4:What a chief.
Speaker 3:But I was like I'll take it. It was.
Speaker 2:Never mind, you said what I was going to ask what you was wearing, what I was wearing. If you had that fluff, another dress on.
Speaker 3:She would have been at church I had a sheer shirt and I was trying to get To the the chief I was wearing.
Speaker 2:I was wearing Jell-O panties, yep.
Speaker 1:Limeade flavor Not limeade, not limeade.
Speaker 6:Why it could have been? Cherry yesterday Right.
Speaker 1:Limeade.
Speaker 2:Limeade Cherry's, my short week. How was your week?
Speaker 1:Did you work? Yes, but it was my short week.
Speaker 3:Of course I think that's every week. Was the last week a short week?
Speaker 1:It was because the holiday was Friday, you know what?
Speaker 2:just to give him a little grace, because he did say previously that he was going to have a couple of short weeks coming up. Yeah, a couple Fridays off. Don't be bailing him out, let him shoot me, bail damn.
Speaker 1:I'm off. Don't be bailing him out, I'm just used to him being short. Let him shoot me, bail, damn Let him shoot me bail.
Speaker 3:I'm surprised he gave you any bail with the shots you've been firing. I'm just used to him being short.
Speaker 2:That too.
Speaker 1:Well, I'm not really short, but maybe Maybe I am, maybe I am. Anyway, yeah, my week was fine. It was short. Um, uh, I don't really have much to say. Wow, that's the first that's the first.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean no trips for basketball no, no, they um, they had the week off. They didn't um the place they practiced. The school was closed, so they had no practice. They had no games this week. However, that's a good point.
Speaker 1:However, there's another coach who wants my son to play for his team, so he invited him out to a practice. He ended up going to practice one practice. He only went to one practice and they was like hey, you should play for us for the weekend, um, and then he actually ended up doing it. So he's kind of indecisive, as either he's going to change to this new team or stick with his old team. He's a really loyal kid so he most likely probably choose the old team because you know he committed to the old, the old team, and he want to stick it out. But the new team gives him a better opportunity to show off his skill set. Okay, so with him going into college and that's what they're looking for him to do in college, I'm like yo, you take this opportunity and kind of get your workout in.
Speaker 2:In college, they was looking for me to show off my skill set as well.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's why you graduated summa cum laude.
Speaker 2:I'm surprised you didn't say like a sucka cum laude.
Speaker 3:Because that's exactly where I went and I was just waiting for it. Yeah, you slacking. Yeah, that too you slacking.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the fact that y'all thought I was going to take it there makes it. Am I that bad? Yes, sucka gonna take it there. Am I that bad? Yes, suck a coon laudy. Yeah, okay, I like that better.
Speaker 2:Anyway, what's going on in the world? Hey yo my bush.
Speaker 10:I guess we need to get out of the way kanye west revealed he's been sucking dick.
Speaker 2:Suck a coon, laudy.
Speaker 3:I'm sure the industry already knew that, so he's been sucking coon laudy, since I'm sure the industry already knew that You've been sucking cool out here since Recently he put out a tweet that he sucked his cousin's penis when he was younger.
Speaker 2:So the tweet starts off saying this song is called Cousins, about my cousin that's locked in jail for life for killing a pregnant lady. A few years after I told him we wouldn't look at dirty magazines together anymore, perhaps in my self-centered mess I felt it was my fault that I showed him those dirty magazines when he was six, and then we acted out what we saw. My dad had Playboy magazines, but the magazines I found in the top of my mom's closet were different. My name is Yee.
Speaker 2:Different what kind of different magazines. I sucked my cousin's dick till I was 14.
Speaker 1:Wait, what kind of magazines was these?
Speaker 2:He didn't. I'm assuming they were dirty magazines or some sort of Something worse than Playboy.
Speaker 5:Well.
Speaker 2:Playboy isn't. Maybe they were Playgirl.
Speaker 1:Maybe those, I don't know, maybe his mom was in the gay porn so so he just I mean good for him for letting that trauma go I mean he's been spinning out lately so I you never really know when he's being honest or not. I think this is something he might be telling the truth. Yeah, only because why? You know how you got to just release shit and be like yo. Let me just get it out there for my better mindset.
Speaker 3:I've been sucking dick for 13 years and I'm or he's in a manic state right now and then just letting everything out, and then when he gets back on his magic, he'll be like why the fuck did I say that shit?
Speaker 1:I think he told the truth, I ain't gonna lie. Is he actually diagnosed with something or is this? People were speculating that he have these problems.
Speaker 2:I don't know if he's diagnosed with something, but I kind of feel like he has to be. Yeah, I kind of feel like there's something, there has to be something.
Speaker 3:Because I mean, even Kim has said like he won't take his meds, so but then again, can you trust a Kardashian?
Speaker 1:I mean, I don't trust nobody. You know, I think you know, after his mom passed, he may have this trauma there and he just doesn't know how to, how to deal without that support system.
Speaker 3:I say he had a meltdown after his mom passed. I felt like he already was some form of level of trauma that he has clearly from him saying what he said right there, some form of level of trauma that he has clearly from him saying what he said right there. But I feel like when his mom passed cause you know that was like they were really close, yeah, so when that happened and you never know she was getting plastic surgery he probably felt guilty.
Speaker 2:A lot of stuff.
Speaker 3:Yeah, sure, um, a lot of stuff could have like it stink too.
Speaker 1:She had one of those stink boxes.
Speaker 3:She is dead.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2:Her hot pocket exploded. But yeah, he's just been going on a ramp With a fan. He then came out and he was dragging Boosie, talking about Boosie stinks, he's poor, I don't know. He's just like on a spiral Shopping spree.
Speaker 1:So this could just be some manic shit, like you said. He's just like saying, just to get.
Speaker 3:I mean, it ain't no different than when he said J and Beyoncé's son was special.
Speaker 2:But then he put out something else about. Jay-z because he's still been special. But then he put out something else about Jay-Z because he's still been going on about how he's so upset about Jay-Z and like what was it? Not he didn't go somewhere or do something, it was I don't know, he's just been well, you know they kind of wrote him off the moment he's married Kim Kardashian, though, well you they kind of wrote him off the moment he married Kim Kardashian, though.
Speaker 1:Well, you know, if you're happy with not sucking dick anymore, good for you to get it off your chest.
Speaker 2:Who's?
Speaker 1:happy with that.
Speaker 5:Kanye this how you do it.
Speaker 2:Don't do a NeNe voice like that I know.
Speaker 3:I wish my voice was that high. You tell me, I wish my voice was that high, I could give you nini voice please don't you dare do it, please do I could show you how don't let the doctor use you.
Speaker 2:That did sound very familiar, right.
Speaker 3:Hey yo.
Speaker 1:Sounded just like her.
Speaker 3:I don't appreciate y'all.
Speaker 5:Little boy.
Speaker 2:Okay, alright, take your mic away.
Speaker 1:Well, uh, you know, get well soon, kanye.
Speaker 3:Get well soon. Well, that was the case. He would have got well soon A long time ago. Thoughts and prayers yeah, cause his mind Is resting in peace. No, would have got well soon a long time ago Fought some birds. Yeah, because his mind is resting in peace.
Speaker 10:As.
Speaker 1:As as Rest in peace. Yo, never mind Yo what's next.
Speaker 3:I'm just going to keep it going with my bush Boy damn.
Speaker 1:When did he start Like he was three, he was second to his like. What did he say?
Speaker 3:So what my question is was he older Like or was the cousin older?
Speaker 1:Like who was taking?
Speaker 3:advantage of him Because he was doing it until 14. Or were they like the same age or something?
Speaker 1:Like you know what I mean. Right, he's like yo, look at this magazine, I'm going to suck your dick. He probably didn't even know what he was looking at. Like he could have been young as shit. Yeah, I don't know how old he was Like who was the older cousin?
Speaker 2:That's what I just asked.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, Like who that's crazy.
Speaker 3:He didn't give a start in age, but we know he stopped at 14, so he say. So he say Damn. And then it's like he tried to make it seem like his cousin murdered somebody because they couldn't look at pornographic magazines anymore.
Speaker 1:That's weird. Like you know, if I didn't show him the magazine, he wouldn't have killed the pregnant bitch.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't even know. Yeah, like I don't even know how those equate to each other. His mother magazine.
Speaker 1:Right, some bestiality shit Like sucking cow teeth.
Speaker 2:What Okay, pregnant hippos yeah.
Speaker 3:Pregnant orangutans.
Speaker 5:Ayo so.
Speaker 3:Did y'all see um what's her name? Tyler, teela, tyler, tyler, miss Tyler? Um her outfit for Coachella and how it resembled uh, britney Spears' 2000 VMAs, did it? Or?
Speaker 1:was it just clothes that people was like oh my god, it looks like Britney Spears.
Speaker 3:That's basically what it was it basically was, but he did, but it was damn close it's shorts in a bra yeah but um, they went in on her because, first of all, people do not like tyler's responses to nothing. They think for some reason she's just arrogant about stuff. But I don't think people realize she's not picking these outfits out. These people have stylists.
Speaker 1:Sometimes, yeah, so it's like what the fuck is the big deal I?
Speaker 3:don't know People always mad at something.
Speaker 1:She is wearing clothes, Y'all Britney fans. So go sit down somewhere.
Speaker 3:I don't know who, and she's a Britney fan, yeah, like it's fucking shorts and a fucking top.
Speaker 2:But they've done this before with other people too. Somebody wore a dress that was similar or whatever to J-Lo's that famous J-Lo dress that she wore.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they did the same thing with Nicki Minaj and Lil' Kim. But I mean but, so the fuck what?
Speaker 1:Let her wear what she want to fucking wear. Y'all get a life. So the fuck what.
Speaker 3:Let her wear what she want to fucking wear, I get a life. The thing is, it's not even. It's not even the fact of letting her wear what she want to wear like. If y'all feel like she mimics somebody from 2001 and it's 20 2025. She said she wasn't. That's why they went ape shit. Who wasn't paying, tyler? She said she wasn't, but it's like, if so, what shit everything that y'all wearing?
Speaker 3:I was just putting clothes, yeah like everything y'all wearing ain't fucking original anyway and you got some kind of inspiration from somebody and you're not walking around talk about oh, you know what I? I got this from you was probably like yeah, I threw this together, okay, bitch you see over time that they recycle everything, the styles, yeah the styles.
Speaker 3:So I don't even know you're going back to bell bottoms again at some point bell bottoms is here yeah actually, yeah, they are well there, you go you saw Kendrick Lamar had him on at the Super Bowl. Kendrick, who Lamar? Look at Lamar. A streak five minutes.
Speaker 1:I haven't talked in five minutes. What?
Speaker 3:Okay, Kanye.
Speaker 1:You look so good girl. What I was about to say a Biggie line but I just realized what he said in that line, so I'm not saying it.
Speaker 5:Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:Yo can I just be saying some wild shit in lyrics.
Speaker 3:Yes, that you don't fucking catch it.
Speaker 2:Do you be like what the fuck, and sometimes they catch it but don't really understand what they're saying, right, and they'd be like, oh yeah, that's great. And then then later on it come out what they really meant and it's like oh yeah, no, seriouslygie said you look so good, girl, I'll suck on your daddy's dick Like break this down.
Speaker 1:He's the people. Put him in the top five with that bar.
Speaker 3:Did. He wrote that line for him. Yeah.
Speaker 2:It could have been Kanye.
Speaker 3:I mean, it's another song that I recently heard. Um, where the hell did I hear that song? But the guy was like when he got crabs the first time it was like a mob deep song or some shit Right, and I was like, wait, what? Just say he had crabs Like first time people be out in themselves.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for what? No, for real.
Speaker 1:Does this hurt? I mean a form of expression. I guess yeah, but nah dog Crabs in a barrel.
Speaker 2:That's scary dog, it is, Anyway. So you guys hear about the Oscars, the awards Wait Will smack somebody else. No, Leave Will Anyway. So you guys hear about the Oscars, the awards Wait Will smacked somebody else. No, Leave Will alone. So the Academy has announced that there's a major change to the voting process that the Oscars are doing and, starting in 2026, the members who do the voting for the Oscars that nominate the people in different categories or the Oscars that nominate the people in different categories, they now have to actually watch all of the movies that are up.
Speaker 3:They wasn't doing that before. That's why stupid ass movies be getting fucking nominated and winning, because ain't nobody don't watch this shit.
Speaker 1:That's why no black people got nominated in the first place or got won? Because you got these motherfuckers not watching it. Yo, sinners, better win everything. Sinners, sinners, better win everything. No, seriously, that was such a good fucking movie We'll discuss as soon as Sean sees it. Sorry to throw you out there, it's been doing very well.
Speaker 3:Man, I'd go see it again. I'd definitely go see it again.
Speaker 1:I've talked to people who've seen it three or four times already and that's real shit. It's it's I. I wouldn't mind going to see it again.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like we jordan did a good job, did he?
Speaker 1:yeah, but it was not just, it was ryan coogler, yeah is a fucking give that man his fucking powers. His vision on how he used what he used in his movie to portray certain things is so much deeper the symbolism behind it all, it's so much deeper than just a vampire movie, which a lot of people would come out of there and be like no, no, in the trailers you can tell it's a vampire movie. But Even that you look at it like, oh, I see what he's saying with these motherfuckers.
Speaker 2:It's so good they're saying that this is the best horror movie that has ever been made. They said it's better than Get Out Us Candyman Loving Basketball, loving.
Speaker 5:Basketball.
Speaker 2:Not fucking Loving Basketball. They said Loving Basketball. That was a horror film.
Speaker 1:No, you know what they said, loving basketball. That was a horror film. No.
Speaker 5:You know what?
Speaker 6:You made a fool of me.
Speaker 1:At the end. That was horrible.
Speaker 3:Yo get out of here.
Speaker 2:Playing basketball for love was a horror part.
Speaker 3:That was crazy. No, but to say that, over Jordan Peele's movies, which were good, they were good.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I wouldn't even say this was horror like that.
Speaker 3:But Jordan Peele's isn't horror. I wouldn't classify Jordan Peele's as horror. I think they're like thrillers, right Suspenseful thrillers Correct, but Jordan Peele's isn't horror.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't classify Jordan Peele as horror.
Speaker 3:I think they're like thrillers Right, suspenseful thrillers, correct. But because, it has monsters or whatever in it. Maybe that's why they call it horror.
Speaker 1:I think the both of them are going to be the future of what, this genre or whatever genre is no seriously, because I am loving it right now, I think.
Speaker 2:Jordan Peele is awesome with what he does. I love what he does. I'm excited he has another one coming out too, called Him.
Speaker 1:Oh really, yeah, that trailer looks crazy who.
Speaker 3:Jordan Peele.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I think we should do a deep dive once you go see it.
Speaker 3:Are you doing a remake of something too?
Speaker 1:I know you do Sean. I know you do Sean.
Speaker 2:I know you like Deep Thighs I thought I got that. No, you didn't. No, you didn't.
Speaker 3:I'm tired of both of y'all, he's going to do a remake. What?
Speaker 1:I'm sorry he's going to do a remake.
Speaker 2:He's doing a remake of what Turn your mic off For real.
Speaker 3:I can't remember what it is, but I remember seeing something and I can't think of what it was, but I think it's another horror movie, but he's doing a remake of that.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:I'm going to have to look it up again.
Speaker 1:Hey, to our plus ones. If you've seen Sinners and you got your opinions on the movie, please, please, please, send those opinions in, send your thoughts in, let's talk about it. Let's do a deep dive on the next episode about it.
Speaker 2:Or if you're a sinner.
Speaker 1:If you're a sinner yeah. It's a phenomenal movie, it is.
Speaker 2:I have to make time to go see it.
Speaker 3:And if you don't understand it, ask questions.
Speaker 2:Lie to Candace and ask.
Speaker 1:I mean, there's no dull moment in here.
Speaker 3:I mean, if you watched the movie, light a candle and ask oh, y'all took it there.
Speaker 1:You know what?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, watch the movie.
Speaker 1:Anyway, that was a tangent. I went off the tangent. What was the next? No, you didn't.
Speaker 3:It was off of the Oscars and bitches watch the fucking movies yeah, watch the movies. And give like real nominations yeah for real. Like not guessing and shit. It's crazy.
Speaker 1:So oh shit, I don't like how this even started, just by the laugh, sorry.
Speaker 3:So a male guinea pig named Randy Shut the fuck up Gained access to a female only enclosure at Hatton Adventure World near Warwick, Warwickshire, in June 2014. Staff believe either Randy escaped his enclosure or was accidentally placed with females by a child visitor during a handling session. Randy remained undetected among the females for several weeks until staff noticed his exhausted appearance and weight loss, prompting an investigation.
Speaker 2:And they were like these bitches is crazy, not weight loss.
Speaker 3:During his time in the female enclosure, randy impregnated approximately 100 female guinea pigs hey yo. That's why Randy was adopted.
Speaker 1:Let's go, let's go Randy Fucking Randy. Randy was fucking.
Speaker 2:Randy, it was fucking Randy.
Speaker 3:With guinea pigs typically produced in litters of about four pups, the park anticipated a population increase up to 400 offspring.
Speaker 1:Let's go, Randy, oh my.
Speaker 3:God, randy was fucking busy. By August, around 100 babies had already been born, with more expected and subsequent weeks. That's crazy.
Speaker 1:So they only had the one male guinea pig.
Speaker 3:I don't think it was just one male. He just got mixed in with the female enclosure. That boy was like yes, randy lost his fucking man. Thank you, mathorp.
Speaker 1:He's like oh, that ass Mathorp.
Speaker 3:Whatever kid In this cage.
Speaker 1:Whatever kid put him over there. Thank you, mathorp Mathorp. Whatever kid In this cage, whatever kid put him over there.
Speaker 3:Thank you, mathorp. Mathorp, that nigga was exhausted from blowing out all that. Guinea back, guinea back, hey y'all.
Speaker 2:Dead guinea back pig.
Speaker 4:Oh, you want to get me to shut the fuck up.
Speaker 5:The guinea back.
Speaker 1:That was actually clever like it.
Speaker 3:picasso, fucking you're right, a hundred pups. Y'all see they bringing uh 106 and park back with kai sanet and kiki palmer. I'm actually here for that like with them two, because I love me some. Kiki palmer, yeah, I like, and um, kaisa, he's funny, so I mean all right, who watching videos, though? I feel like that is true. I feel like they're trying to bring it back, but you never know people still, this is gonna be a whole different type of platform.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:The platform has to be different because people ain't running home to sit in the couch to watch 106 and Park but you know, it wasn't just watching videos, though.
Speaker 3:They had performances, they had interviews and all that stuff.
Speaker 1:You came home and was like homework, food 106 and Park we're, we're watching it. Well, maybe they need to bring the shit back so people can actually humble the fuck out of themselves, sit down, take some time out and not be stupid. I want to know if they're gonna like doing a streaming type thing or they should do a streaming like 106 how.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm wondering, if maybe that would do yeah, yeah, I mean, it could be.
Speaker 2:They didn't really say, you know yeah, because I don't are people still making videos?
Speaker 1:I don't even know. I mean they are, they just put it on YouTube. Youtube, yeah, which is a cheaper option, I would say.
Speaker 3:But dancers, people who still want to learn dances, people still go to the club.
Speaker 1:So they do.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:They still open. They are I'm old as shit People still go out. I know, but you gotta think Is the younger generation? They still do that shit. I'm old as shit.
Speaker 3:People still go out, I know but you gotta think is the younger generation. They still do that shit. That is true.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's true well, I hope it all exists. I mean it's it's gonna be a difficult thing to try to re, re, uh, re-establish, uh a trend like 106th and Park how it was, to make it what it is now. I think it's going to be a harder.
Speaker 3:I think it's going to be a different. I'm sure they have to have tweaked it a lot for it to fit this generation.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say. It's not for us.
Speaker 2:They went through a lot of different posts.
Speaker 3:It was like aging and free they never really met the standard of aging free yeah because they said they did, because when they brought like bow, wow on there and yeah it wasn't. It wasn't the same, wasn't it like? Uh, what's his name? Tigger oh, the basement no, he was a host for 106. And was it Julissa and Terrence?
Speaker 2:Yes, terrence, terrence went on and did some big things man.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Nobody would know he came from 106 and Park like that. I know, I know.
Speaker 3:Y'all believe that AJ Braves is fake.
Speaker 1:Them shits was fake as fuck. Them shits was fake when I seen him back then. Ain't nobody's hair supposed to look like that bro?
Speaker 3:Yo his head was so Exactly, yeah, exactly. No, he had an alien head.
Speaker 2:That shit was crazy.
Speaker 1:That shit was crazy.
Speaker 3:I wonder whose idea that was to be like. You know what? Let's just go ahead and put this lace front braids. That shit was crazy, tyler Perry. I wonder whose idea that was to be like. You know what? Let's just go ahead and put this lace front braids. I should have said that no, because Tyler Perry need to go to them, because that still was better than Tyler Perry wigs. I know Damn, tyler Perry wigs just ain't right.
Speaker 2:So did you guys see that Tank came out and he shared an updated, updated list. You got a cousin too, his top you know what? His top r&b vocalist of all time?
Speaker 1:I guarantee I know who's on it. I haven't seen it yet. Is this the rushmore?
Speaker 2:no, no. And he says the criteria is range, dynamics, control and agility.
Speaker 3:Thank you.
Speaker 2:Agility.
Speaker 1:Agility Meaning.
Speaker 3:Your vocal ability, like how agile is your throat game Well, sean should be on this list.
Speaker 2:For the who says I'm not so inappropriate. Who says I'm not Right. So for the male R&B singers he picked Stevie Wonder, donny Hathaway, luther Vandross, stokely Williams, joe Thomas. He threw himself in there.
Speaker 10:Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2:Chris Brown, charlie Wilson, wanya Morris. I can't read that.
Speaker 1:Casey Casey Casey, who In JoJo Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, before you say that last name, kc, as in KC and JoJo.
Speaker 2:Yep and Mario so real quick.
Speaker 3:Before you go on to what he picked for the females, I just want to say right, Charlie Wilson should not be on there. I do not agree with him. I don't even know why the fuck Charlie is there. I keep.
Speaker 1:Charlie, I'm about to say it.
Speaker 3:And Casey shouldn't have even been a thought process in his mind I don't know how he was on there, casey? Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:You know what I find really interesting and funny is?
Speaker 3:I don't even think Donny Hathaway should have been up there, but that's just me. He didn't throw.
Speaker 2:Genuine or.
Speaker 3:Oh, tyrese, tyrese, you know he's shady as fuck. You know he's shady as fuck. And those are his group mates.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't put him there either.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't either, but I just thought that that was funny. Well, I'm sorry, I would have put Tyrese over fucking Charlie Wilson, like yeah.
Speaker 2:But for the females he chose Aretha.
Speaker 5:Franklin Chaka Khan, celine Dion, mariah Carey Whitney.
Speaker 3:Houston Brandi Jasmine Sullivan. You couldn't wait it, kc, bro, it's all right, somebody drunk uncle's at the checkout. We can still sing. We still got it. Somebody's talking about this.
Speaker 1:Okay, get the fuck out of here with.
Speaker 2:KC. Anyway. Brandi Jasmine Sullivan, beyonce Fantasia, layla Hathaway, faith Evans and Kiki Wyatt who would you not have on that list? I personally, I like Faith Evans, but I wouldn't have had her on that list.
Speaker 3:I was just about to go there too.
Speaker 1:That's exactly what I was going to say.
Speaker 3:She just has a very high range. Vocal control and agility. I don't think she has that.
Speaker 2:Everybody else I was actually okay with.
Speaker 10:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I was actually okay with. This is going to be a stretch. I don't think she has that. Everybody else I was actually okay with yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was actually okay with Mm-hmm. This is going to be a stretch, mm-hmm. I just want to hear what your thoughts are.
Speaker 2:Anne-Marie, anne-marie, yeah, no, no, yeah, toni Braxton, because.
Speaker 3:I don't think for Anne-Marie, I don't think I would have put.
Speaker 2:Tamar up there over Tony Tamar over Tony when you do based off of his criteria, with range being one of the A Marie, I don't find that she has that range, but also for Tony, Braxton Tamar has more range than Tony.
Speaker 3:Is Tamar on there? No, that's what we're saying. I would have put Tamar over Faith.
Speaker 2:Hell, yeah, yeah, definitely, absolutely, but I was okay with the other people he had on there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't think I know, maybe I do, and I just don't realize it.
Speaker 2:Layla Hathaway. And then he came out and said afterwards Stop saying R Kelly is a better singer than Usher. He is not. And that's a lot coming from me, because Kels is my favorite artist. But this is not about favorites.
Speaker 3:I agree, I actually agree, I agree.
Speaker 2:R Kelly is not a better singer than Usher, because they stay right in they suck in R Kelly dick.
Speaker 3:R Kelly makes good.
Speaker 1:Since they was 14.
Speaker 3:Yep Younger R Kelly makes.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to take away.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to take away from R Kelly's music, but it's his music as a whole the criteria that Tank purposely gave. He does not fit that and I'm sorry, but Usher definitely sings better than R Kelly.
Speaker 2:I feel like I I disagree.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, I'm a usher, you know I'm, I'm a, I'm a champion for usher. I am. I really, really really am. But I heard r kelly do some like opera type shit and he killed it. Yo like he killed it and I think people only basing it off of his records, which I get it, you know, I get it. But when, when r back in the day, like when r used to go and sing, just to sing, that nigga used to kill shit like I don't agree, but that's only because I've heard some shit that's been that hasn't been on, like his album album.
Speaker 1:It's just him singing like he. Yo, I swear he did some like opera type orchestral type singing and he bodied this shit and I'm like I feel like usher couldn't do that. I'm sure I don't think as good as what I've heard. Okay, but I'm not going to disagree with the list. Do you feel like R?
Speaker 2:Kelly's falsetto is better than Usher's? Absolutely not.
Speaker 3:No, I was about to say because I was about to slap this shit out of you, the way that he raves over fucking usher's falsetto. I know it's wild, I know, but you really had a thought process.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because it's been a while since I actually listened to some r kelly shit. So for I'm really I was really trying to think back to um, something that he did with falsetto and how, how smooth it was. I I just couldn't think of it fast enough. So, and on that front I give it to usher only because I can't really it's like I said, it's been a couple years since I listened to some r kelly, so but remembering what I heard coming from the studio one time with notch is like yeah, notch had played some shit from now I'm interested.
Speaker 1:I want to hear it was unreleased shit that he had and it was un-fucking-believable. I couldn't even fucking fathom that was r kelly singing the shit because he was bodying that shit. Yeah, so based on that, on what I've heard, I I can't really give it to Usher, but I can see why people would.
Speaker 3:But then that's not even a true judgment. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:But that's what for me? I can't agree because I've heard some shit from R Kelly that will probably put Usher to shame, maybe.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm saying, but again, again. That was umpteen years ago, but even still, like, if you think about it, like you, if somebody did the same thing for usher and you never heard r kelly, you would say the same thing. You would say usher opposite opposed to r kelly. Not saying that either one can do so. Yeah, so that's really not true.
Speaker 1:But yeah, but yeah to me. I would still keep Usher on a list, but you know, which is fine. I just disagree. I just disagreed with that part with Tank said but you would take Tank off the list. I don't really listen to Tank. Okay, all right, I don't really listen to Tank. Tank, I don't really listen to Tank.
Speaker 3:Tank, I don't think Tank. You know, tank put his cell phone there because he's him With Stevie Wonder.
Speaker 1:that's crazy.
Speaker 2:I feel like Tank has his moments. Yeah, there are times where I have heard Tank sing, when he's just singing live or singing acapella, and it's like Today wasn't your day.
Speaker 1:He's not automatic as Mario.
Speaker 2:Correct. Mario is on the same every goddamn time, which?
Speaker 3:I'm surprised he put Mario at the bottom. I don't think it was in. No, I know, I'm just being shady.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I wouldn't, I don't think he should be on the list.
Speaker 3:I don't think his self should be on that list.
Speaker 1:You know any competitor would put themselves on any list.
Speaker 3:You'd be stupid not to put yourself on the list. Why not big yourself?
Speaker 2:up. I agree, I found it interesting though.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because the original list I was like no.
Speaker 2:But what I found even more interesting about it was the fact that he made it a point to come back and highlight that about R Kelly, but then also to put R Kelly up against Usher out of everybody else that he put on that list.
Speaker 1:That says something, that says something big about Usher, yeah, which again, I'm a diehard Usher, I'm a champion Usher, so I kind of respect that.
Speaker 3:So he probably heard some shit. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Because you got to think them being in the industry, I'm sure they've heard a lot of shit there.
Speaker 1:I agree. I agree Absolutely.
Speaker 2:That's interesting, but you can take yourself off Respectfully, absolutely. Yeah, that's interesting, but you can't take yourself off respectfully, respectfully. But yeah, respect, respectfully, move yourself, because I've seen him struggle, yeah, yeah, I've seen veins pop out his neck trying to hit him. I'm sure you've been. It didn't hit you, sure it was in the neck, which neck you talking about? Both of them had a head, but yeah hey, yo um yeah I refuse hey you know what you got, something you want to.
Speaker 1:I want to get y'all feedback on something real quick. I I did this last time but I forgot to play. I just I just wanted to see where you guys stand based on the statement real quick. But let me find it what you got, all right. So this is saying how the tariffs with the tariffs. I just wanted to get your opinion on what this guy saying. It says US is losing the trade war with China. What?
Speaker 3:now yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:And I just kind of found what he said Interesting.
Speaker 4:In China. You're blaming us, but it's really your own fault, and America now needs a revolution.
Speaker 8:They rub you blind and you thank them for it. That's a tragedy, that's a scam. That's why I'm saying this right now Americans, you don't need a tariff, you need a revolution. For decades, your government and oligarchs ship your job to China, not for diplomacy, not for peace, but to explore cheap labors. And in the process, they hollowed out your middle class, crashed your working class and told you to be proud, while they sold your future for profit. And yes, China made money, but we used it to build roads, live millions out of poverty, fund healthcare, raise living standard. We reinvest in our people. My family also benefit from it. What did your oligarchs do? They bought yachts, private jets, mansions with golf course driveways. They manipulated the market, dodged tax and poured billions into endless wars.
Speaker 1:And you? What did y'all think about what he just and you? I agree with him, I do too.
Speaker 2:He was spot on. The thing that's so interesting is that Tangerine Tits has made this whole effort to bash China, all of these tariffs against China, but most of the shit we get is from China, the relationship that we have had. We owe China money. Oh yeah, Everything we get from them. So it's like this show that he's putting on. Most of the major corporations out there have shipped their businesses For cheap labor. Yeah, for cheap labor.
Speaker 5:Like he was saying so.
Speaker 2:it's like yes, we need a revolution.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yes, we need a revolution. Yeah, absolutely. I thought I thought that was a powerful thing, especially for someone like you know saying just just pointing our flaws in the, in the like look, this is what y'all doing. It's not us, you know, I'm saying so like.
Speaker 3:Well, other countries always say like america's stupid his red kkk hats are made in China.
Speaker 2:Make it make sense. Anyway, yeah, the gas station I normally go to went up 10 cents it went up 10 cents and where you go is like the cheapest.
Speaker 3:I know that's crazy.
Speaker 1:Alright, what's next?
Speaker 3:My bush.
Speaker 1:Damn. How much of your bush are you giving out? I got a lot of bush If she cut it once in a while, if she don't ever cut that bush.
Speaker 3:I got a lot of bush, that is absolutely the best.
Speaker 1:That's crazy how much got a jerry crow. She got Georgia the jungle in there.
Speaker 5:Watch out for that tree Congo.
Speaker 3:It's like Amy More bush Amy. See, I heard about the 13 year old who opened a hot dog stand in Minnesota.
Speaker 1:What kind of hot dog stand?
Speaker 3:What it's a fucking hot dog stand.
Speaker 1:Oh, I thought you were being funny.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:Oh my bad, go ahead. A 13 year old my bad, I thought you were talking about something crazy. Go ahead no.
Speaker 3:So he opened a hot dog stand and his neighbors filed a complaint. It's a 13 year old. Why are y'all complaining about him selling hot dogs? Just buy a hot dog. Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3:So, jayquan faulkner oh, there you go a 13 year old from minneapolis started there. He goes in minneapolis too, mr faulkner. Oh, there you go. A 13-year-old from Minneapolis started Mr Faulkner's old-fashioned hot dogs outside his home. His goal was to earn money for new clothes and to keep busy during the summer. After a complaint was filed about his stand operating without a permit really people instead of shutting him down, the Minneapolis Health Department stepped in to help. That's dope.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 3:They provided guidance, helped him meet health regulations and even covered the $87 permit fee. Thanks to their support, jaquan was able to continue running his business legally and successfully.
Speaker 1:Take that.
Speaker 3:Word.
Speaker 2:That's exactly how it should go. Yeah, yeah, like. Leave these motherfucking kids alone.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, try to make a little bit of money on the how it should go. Yeah, yeah, like, leave these motherfucking kids alone.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm man, we'll try to make a little bit of money on the side, Like why are you?
Speaker 1:so bothered. Fuck up buying sneakers and shit. Niggas want to buy some clothes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know why he bothered. He's in Minnesota.
Speaker 2:Right, but like look at that. It's even happening side of Minnesota and it's like why are you people so that nigga got a high top?
Speaker 1:feet Like kid in play Turn your fucking mic off. That nigga is kid in playing right now. Selling hot dogs old fashioned.
Speaker 2:I wonder how much his hot dogs was Like.
Speaker 1:Don't you answer that? How much do you buy them for, mmm?
Speaker 2:You get on every nerve. I got Well, hey, yeah, I don't pay for my hot dogs. You get on every nerve I got well, hey, yeah, I don't pay for my hot dogs. I bet you don't I bet you don't glizzy by the bunch anyways, I've got a question for you guys, all right, yep, so you know it's been a lot going on lately with, um, old ass people being with young ass people and just a lot of controversy. You know, netta Sharp just was in the Netta.
Speaker 4:Netta Sharp is fucking wild.
Speaker 2:Shannon Sharp cause.
Speaker 3:That motherfucker sure do look like this. That threw me for a second so sorry, let me gather my stuff.
Speaker 1:You throw a wig on that motherfucker. He look just like.
Speaker 2:I told Nene the other day. I said you know what's so funny? Is they probably the same person? And when he does better he throws on a dreadlock wig.
Speaker 3:And acne.
Speaker 2:Holy shit. So what age difference do you think is acceptable for a romantic relationship?
Speaker 1:That's tricky. It's not tricky. No, that's tricky why? Because somebody can say, somebody can say like 10 years and be like nigga, you 20, she 10, that can't that can't work that can't work.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3:that's not a romantic relationship in your big age, my big age.
Speaker 5:Kanye big age, whatever.
Speaker 1:Kanye big age. He stopped sucking dick at 14. Oh God, almighty.
Speaker 2:You was really stuck on the sucking dick. That wasn't a romantic relationship. It was to him.
Speaker 3:It was ancestral experiences.
Speaker 2:Kanye said it was to him after watching him. He did not say it was a romantic relationship, watching him in magazines.
Speaker 3:Alright, whatever. What was the question?
Speaker 2:for your standards. What age difference do you think is acceptable for a romantic relationship? All right they have.
Speaker 1:Okay, how old, how old am I? Your age right now. My age right now, yes, you're a big age. What's the youngest I would date?
Speaker 2:you're saying they got to be over 25, okay. And what's the oldest? Because, remember, everybody automatically just thinks young, yeah, yeah so you say over 25, like what's the number?
Speaker 3:so 25 and then up 26. You know not, you, not, you just went one up, right.
Speaker 1:Over 25,.
Speaker 4:So I'm not, you're a weirdo, You've got to be able to run a car.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 5:For real what?
Speaker 2:Because I know you've had some old poon.
Speaker 3:People are like I like them 80.
Speaker 2:Because wasn't when you was like 18, you was like a 50-year-old.
Speaker 1:Something like that yeah. But see, this shit's different. I got Xboxes and shit back then.
Speaker 3:He like geriatric pussy when they last beep beep at the hospital. Yo get the fuck out of here oh my bad.
Speaker 1:No, they got to be about my age, maybe a year or two older. Okay, yeah, I wouldn't do anything Me.
Speaker 3:The youngest would probably be like 36.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm, yeah, and why is that?
Speaker 3:Because I feel like the younger, the more clingier they are and young kids are psycho and I don't need nobody trying to come and fucking kill me, because my pussy fucked them up.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, you don't think older people are psycho? I'm about to say no.
Speaker 3:I do, but I think they're worse?
Speaker 2:No, I don't think so. I don't know. What an old psycho.
Speaker 3:I'm about to say. I'm going to say any age is psycho. You're dealing with somebody younger. They're not that mature yet. Well, that's true, that's so. That's what I mean by that. So no, I wouldn't go any younger. You think they ain't mature?
Speaker 1:at all men do stupid shit.
Speaker 3:Everybody does dumb shit, but that's just my preference. No, I'm not going lower than that you said 36 besides.
Speaker 2:Well, that's not bad, because what you're? 52,. So 36 to Quick math, quick math, 16. Yeah, okay, I will slap you. What's on the other end? What's the other?
Speaker 3:end. I think the highest I'll probably go is 90. Maybe 56.
Speaker 2:What's the highest you have gone in your life.
Speaker 1:She can't remember I don't know.
Speaker 3:She was the highest one in her life. No, I wasn't A-yo. A-yo, I would say probably the oldest. I would say maybe the oldest. I would say maybe 7, 6, 7 years older than me and you was what 17?
Speaker 2:I was actually 16, so there was 25, 24, so do you find that that is an issue?
Speaker 3:I find that, being a 17 year old, I find that I know you didn't find it an issue.
Speaker 2:I find that, being a 17-year-old, I find that I know you didn't find it an issue at the time because at the time you were not mature enough?
Speaker 3:No, because yeah, exactly, I was being a fast ass, yeah.
Speaker 2:But now, looking back at it, do you think that that was like an issue?
Speaker 3:Hell yeah, because of the shit I went through, I didn't need to be with somebody that fucking old. That the shit I went through, mm-mm. I didn't need to be with somebody that fucking old.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, Because I think you know, when society, you know they consider 018 as being an adult, they ain't in no way can I hold on as being a goddamn adult, they still got breast milk under their nose Right on it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I even feel sometimes, when they're like 23, they still ain't even a fucking adult. Yeah, so it's just like get your shit locked, because I be looking at my kids and I be like you almost did, but you ain't there, mm-hmm. So, and then I also think back at the shit that I was fucking doing, even though I had kids at a young age, but I was like mm-mm, I wasn't there Like I was going to say something, but I'm fine.
Speaker 1:Why? Because you's a fucking hater. No, go ahead. Oh, don't look at me like that. I kept it to myself.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because why you always jabbing me, but giving Sean all the good jokes? No, because he be nah.
Speaker 1:I don't give the good jokes. I'm about to say y'all, I don't get the good jokes. I'm about to say I don't get the good jokes Y'all getting this Equal opportunity jazz?
Speaker 2:No, it ain't equal. He just called me a glizzy queen.
Speaker 3:I'd rather take that or whatever he be trying to offer me Shit.
Speaker 1:Yo, you'd rather be a glizzy queen, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:Gobble, gobble bitch. No, she wanna be a Cabasa eagle.
Speaker 1:I wanna bover Yo.
Speaker 2:Back off my bover, oh shit, oh, my god.
Speaker 3:So a Florida woman was arrested After impersonating an ICE officer To kidnap her ex's wife. Good old Florida.
Speaker 1:Gotta love.
Speaker 3:Florida. That dick must have been something, something, something, so, no, so first three somethings.
Speaker 2:Did you see what?
Speaker 3:she looked like yeah.
Speaker 2:Before you even go into the story. Did you see this woman?
Speaker 3:No, I gotta look, I don't even know how she got away with that.
Speaker 2:How did she get away with impersonating an ICE officer? I don't even know how she got away with that. How did she get away with impersonating an ICE officer? Hold on.
Speaker 5:Wait, I got to see this shit.
Speaker 2:Who door did she go to? And they was like oh God, hey yo they coming for me, like no, ma'am, ma'am, hey yo Ma'am.
Speaker 1:I can't this, huh, with the little one braid behind it. Yeah, she look like Rajon Rondo. There's audio for it.
Speaker 9:Oh God ice agent, just so that she could get revenge on her ex-boyfriend. According to police, the trans battle showed up to Marika's senior's job, where she then allegedly unzipped her jacket, flashing a black shirt with the word ICE printed on the front, the boyfriend was getting tracked down by ICE. That's why she Not with the flamingo shirt on Senior ran to the neighbor's apartment asking to use the apartment and call police.
Speaker 9:And her husband. It was then that her husband told her that the fake ICE agent sounded a lot like his ex-girlfriend, who was Battle. Battle is now facing a number of charges, including impersonating Ayo.
Speaker 1:Ayo.
Speaker 2:Nah dawg, ayo, ayo, what? That's absolutely wild to me.
Speaker 5:That is crazy.
Speaker 1:Would you go through that to the links Hell no.
Speaker 3:Ain't no nigga worth that.
Speaker 2:If someone showed up at your door as an ICE agent, would you let them take you?
Speaker 3:I would look at them like they fucking stupid at your door. As an ICE agent, would you let them take you? I would look at them like they fucking stupid. What if they was an ICE agent? I don't give a fuck. If they was ICE, bice, spice, whatever, I don't care. Lakers at five, you're not taking me. Don't fucking with me.
Speaker 5:Not.
Speaker 2:Lakers at five. Lakers at five. This is too much.
Speaker 7:I fucking hate you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, anyway, but hell no, that's crazy. Sean, would you let Ice take you?
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm, Smacking you in your cheek. I don't even answer my door if I don't know you coming Well that's a lie.
Speaker 3:Hey yo, that was clever.
Speaker 2:That was fucking clever. I'll give you that one Applause yourself. Oh shit, anyway. So there is a topic that I am interested in hearing both of your point of view on and it's actually there's a video, there's audio for it, and I'm really interested in it's. In regards to when you are with someone sexually, um, do you prefer a small stench? A small stench, wait, wait. Like like a smell there's a woman who is speaking and she says that she believes that every yeah yeah, stinks.
Speaker 10:Men would prefer a cat that stinks over a cat that doesn't stink. Are going to find it hard to keep it real about their preference. A cat that stinks feels better to them than a cat that doesn't stink. Now, when I say stink, it's not like a stank. It's just a little bit of the get-back-wind that's going to smell like booze. It's something that sets off their senses and they like it. When I say stink, I mean the cat is just purring a little bit, it's not overpowering.
Speaker 1:Like that gym funk she's talking about.
Speaker 10:I'm just leaving a gym funk A man that has a scent to his balls versus a man who doesn't have a scent to his balls. But you see who's saying this right Better pipe than the man who is right she probably have a hard time wiping down there she probably uses a suppository.
Speaker 2:No, I can't listen to this shit no more. So what I will say is that she is actually not far off. There are people who actually prefer a smelly pussy Not smelly like in that way, but like how she described. There are people that, like the after gym, smell that little bit of musk.
Speaker 1:There's a difference between after gym smell. Is she talking about after gym smell, or I?
Speaker 2:ain't washed my pussy in three weeks.
Speaker 3:I think she means, like you said, I've been working all day and you want sex, let me take a shot. I'll be like nah, nah, nah, bring that old sweaty pussy here.
Speaker 1:That's just. I don't give a fuck. I'm horny. That's not the smell that's going to give me the.
Speaker 2:Well, no People actually, when we talk about fetishes.
Speaker 1:Like a pheromone. They take it in like a pheromone and be like fuck it.
Speaker 3:They just sit down and be like oh my God.
Speaker 4:That pussy smell like soul box. You did three sets of squats, girl, god damn.
Speaker 3:That just smell like you peed two days ago when they wiped girl. I love it.
Speaker 2:This bitch is nasty. That's that old man she was telling me. That's that old man she was telling you. That's that old man.
Speaker 1:He said two-year OP. Who the fuck's why Yo?
Speaker 2:Why I need answers. Oh my God, you wipe back the front. Somebody turn her mic off.
Speaker 3:You were sitting in that tub, long girl, you ain't put no soap in there.
Speaker 2:So any of the men's that you've dealt with throughout your career, have they ever you had no sweaty balls? No sweaty balls, like your undercarriage should be just a little bit sour.
Speaker 3:No, I would never go anywhere.
Speaker 1:Sour is crazy. No, I need that sour sop. No.
Speaker 3:Not sour sop. No, not sour sop, sir. Fuck. Oh my god, brussels sprout no and.
Speaker 8:I don't want no smelly.
Speaker 3:I don't want no stenchy Balls and dick either. That's nasty. You ever dealt with some linty, funky balls that sound like off pH?
Speaker 2:I don't want that, no but you know, there's something out there for everybody, every everybody like a little bit of something I kick somebody out because they have some stinky shit.
Speaker 1:Get the fuck out.
Speaker 2:And then there's one some took a shower all right, because I mean, there's dirty like stinky, oh yeah, then there's clean, and then there's dirty like stinky messy, then there's clean, and then there's you're zestfully clean, so like this.
Speaker 3:I tried to hold it in, hey yo.
Speaker 2:Because you're not fully clean Unless you're zestfully clean.
Speaker 3:Right, you're right about that. Hey yo, that's crazy, I don't know.
Speaker 1:To each their own but keep it over there. No, yeah, each day on my ass.
Speaker 2:That's just crazy, because I mean, if you got never mind people like funk, funk.
Speaker 1:That's crazy.
Speaker 3:I never heard of that before so I got, I got, um, this one topic real quick, it's nothing crazy. I mean, yes, it is crazy, but real quick. So it's nothing crazy. I mean, yes, it is crazy, but real quick. So, because y'all know Easter past, um, so there was a Kenya pastor who claims to be Jesus Christ and, um, so he, after claiming he's, he's now running to the police for help. And he's running to the police for help because his community wants to crucify him and see if he rises on the third day.
Speaker 1:That's what you get.
Speaker 3:Don't be claiming you Jesus. Who are we talking about? They didn't do Jesus.
Speaker 2:Kanye.
Speaker 3:Somebody need it.
Speaker 2:So it's kind of a wild story.
Speaker 3:There's a Ghanaian couple that, oh, we keeping it over there, huh.
Speaker 2:They were enjoying their celebration of their wedding and they passed away on their wedding day shortly after eating the food that they were served at their reception.
Speaker 1:That's some stinky twat.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's some stinky twat that nigga passed. That's nasty. So, according to reports, the newlyweds began to show signs of severe discomfort shortly after their meal. Despite efforts to save them, both tragically lost their lives. So after doing investigation, it revealed that there was a shocking twist to the whole thing and that the groom's ex-girlfriend allegedly was behind them being poisoned get the fuck out of here that he dated this woman.
Speaker 2:The groom had dated this woman for six years before he ended up traveling abroad. Their relationship ultimately ended and a year later he reconnected with this woman's best friend. Oh yeah, I would have poisoned him too. Oh shit, the two fell in love and got engaged. Definitely would have poisoned him. And the ex said hell to the naw naw. He probably left the ex because of pussy stink.
Speaker 3:She says, and it's quoted and now he ain't got to worry about that at all.
Speaker 2:She ultimately confessed and she says I did three abortions for him and the last one nearly cost me my womb. I turned down other men because I believed I was in love. I paid his bills and even covered the cost of his flight when he traveled abroad. I couldn't save a dime, not even for my family or late parents, because I gave everything to him and in the end he left me and got engaged to my best friend. The depression and emotional torture were too much. I loved him deeply but he betrayed me.
Speaker 3:She betrayed you. Yeah, the fuck. That's your best friend, granted. He approached her, but she should have been like nah you.
Speaker 2:I put more blame on him.
Speaker 3:I'm not saying that, but she's making it all just him. It's the both of them.
Speaker 2:You're in a relationship with him.
Speaker 1:Well, she just pointed out all the him. It's the both of them. Well, you're in a relationship. Well, she just pointed out all the stuff that she was doing for him was it on. It was her choosing to do that for him that doesn't matter. You were in a relationship, so you saying that a person has to choose to do it or not. I'm just saying because who is this woman prior to all that? Like we don't know if she was batshit crazy, true that's true.
Speaker 2:I don't think she was saying it in the way like like he didn't do nothing for her.
Speaker 3:She's just saying she put all her I don't need you to do that. Stop that that doesn't make it.
Speaker 1:I don't need you to do that, please. We're over. Stop. And she still does this shit.
Speaker 2:No, this is while they were together, she's saying during the relationship it was together for a long time Six years. That's a long time. If you don't think six years is a long time, you crazy.
Speaker 3:Especially Mr, 30 fucking days. I know you wilding you're wilding right now one person is no, he just being messy.
Speaker 2:He's just trying to find a way to get to excuse this man right, I'm just trying to find a different perspective.
Speaker 3:The different perspective is that nigga dead, he yeah, he dead. My god day is dead. You want to find out what she was like? Like I can't do it, ask.
Speaker 2:Hey, yo no we're not doing this. I mean, it just really goes back to you never know what somebody's limit is, and I'm not excusing any behavior, but it's like that was plotted you never know what somebody's point is that just pushes them over.
Speaker 2:You know, and I'm not, I'm not like absolving the friend of anything, but I'm saying the the brunt of the anger should have been directed towards him because he was in a relationship with her, not the best friend. The best friend, yeah, okay, you should have some sort of loyalty to your friend. What?
Speaker 1:if the best friend and the guy had a relationship prior to him, before he left?
Speaker 2:yeah, but he's still now in a relationship with this person. So if you want to go back over here, then end it with me. Yeah, yeah, you know.
Speaker 3:What if he tried? I'm sorry, that's wild.
Speaker 2:You bouncing from friend to friend, ain't no such thing as I tried, like he tried to end it. That's crazy behavior, but she wouldn't allow it to end how she got that much power.
Speaker 5:Why you?
Speaker 2:always, I'm just asking like he's a grown man, yeah, but he's like look, this is over. Well, she ended it Well yeah she showed up, he went abroad, so he went abroad, yeah, and I got him killed too. He went abroad, then he got abroad.
Speaker 3:Mm-hmm, and then Came back and dead yeah.
Speaker 2:Anyway. So rest in peace Thoughts and prayers, man Arapi Ayo.
Speaker 3:What's next your part?
Speaker 4:Alright, all right.
Speaker 1:Drop A James, all right. All right. So gem number one. Number one a narcissist would rather impress strangers than care for their own family. Yes, you would.
Speaker 3:Absolutely yes, you would. That is so fucking factual. That is exactly how narcissists are. Did you hear his little?
Speaker 5:laugh.
Speaker 1:He's like really no, I agree with that wholeheartedly yeah it it spawned a little bit because, again, I don't know, I don't narcissist so what do you mean?
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:This is what I don't really know too much about narcissists well, that's what every narcissist says the fact that she popped her head up real quick. She's like nigga.
Speaker 3:Narcissists don't know that there are narcissists. They don't.
Speaker 1:So that's why they would try to impress strangers.
Speaker 2:No, that's just part of it. Got a little audience.
Speaker 1:I just wanted y'all to expound a little bit like why? Why is it that they want to impress strangers instead?
Speaker 3:of, because usually narcissists end up dating or be in a relationship with people that they could manipulate and ultimately kind of treat bad and put them down, have like a a certain level of control over them.
Speaker 2:So when it comes to, it has to be all about them.
Speaker 3:Right. So when it comes to a new audience, they have to make themselves look good.
Speaker 10:Oh, I get it I got you.
Speaker 3:And then, after you know, the audience is gone. Now you're back to being your shitty ass self to people at home.
Speaker 2:And not that you're not still a narcissist with your family, but those people are used to your narcissism. Got it Okay?
Speaker 1:So it's like I got it Because I just wanted to see what the difference was. I understand All right, gem number two, excuse me Normalizing, not forcing people to choose you. If they think they can find better elsewhere, let them Respectfully.
Speaker 2:This chick from the last story should have just.
Speaker 1:I know. I mean, it was two chicks, one of them with the ice and the other one with the poison Absolutely, and nobody is worth your life For real.
Speaker 2:No, seriously, I mean that in a lot of different ways, because you can end up underground in a cell. How?
Speaker 1:many lives have you taken, hey?
Speaker 3:yo, what a question. Turn your mic off.
Speaker 2:What? What do you mean Expound on that?
Speaker 5:No.
Speaker 1:Anyway, gym number three In your prime right now. I'm sorry right um a man who can't answer your questions without getting angry or defensive is a liar, is hiding more than just the answer. Remember that answer.
Speaker 3:Remember that now. How, how? Okay, how is this a hundred?
Speaker 1:percent, true, or is this like that's fucking 100?
Speaker 2:true, depending on this scenario. No, so no, I won't say it's a hundred percent true, and I'm only gonna say that because, so 100 more more times than anything, they hide in something, always hide inside hiding something. You're not going to be bothered by someone asking you a question if you have nothing to hide.
Speaker 2:It's very easy to just tell the truth well, you're not going to sit there and repeat the question back, like you ain't heard what the fuck they said there is a small percentage of people who are very insecure, who have a lot of their own internal issues and whatever trauma they may have experienced in life, and they just do not have trust for other people, and so they constantly accuse or create scenarios Okay, and that person could absolutely not be doing anything Right and so they just tie the answer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that goes back to what. This was another thing we had.
Speaker 3:This was another type of question like that we had before. That was the same thing that was said. It was like well, if they keep getting asked the same question when they're honestly telling the truth and you keep coming back with the same thing, then yeah, you ask and will the insecurity of the person. If you want to ask a goddamn question, I'm tired of this shit. But if it's like the first time, they ask you some shit and you off the hinges, nah, son, you hiding something.
Speaker 2:When you ask a question and they pause and they say huh what? Yeah, that's not them collecting their thoughts.
Speaker 3:No, that's not how to think of a goddamn lie or trying to understand the question Like I'm trying to make sure you don't pause and say hi, you be like wait, repeat that, I ain't hear you, I ain't understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying because I do that a lot. I do that so I can answer the question properly. Well, that's because you were always lying, no, I want to make sure I understand the question correctly, so like to make sure I'm answering it properly. So I just want to make sure you know I understand the question.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but there's certain ways. You would ask that, though, if you lying.
Speaker 9:There's a difference.
Speaker 3:You saying huh, and then some other shit, you lying, you not going to if you really want to, it's not always about lying, though that's what a liar would say, because like I've heard you that right there I've heard you ask some.
Speaker 1:Yes, it's trauma. It's trauma-based. That's what a lawyer would say. It's trauma-based. It's crazy.
Speaker 3:It's trauma-based, but I'm just messing with you. But what I'm saying is I've actually heard you give, like how you're saying, your responses and stuff. It's not a huh what you say, trying to understand. There's a difference difference in trying to understand what somebody said or trying to come up with a rebuttal to before what yeah, because I've done this.
Speaker 1:Like when you ask questions I'll be like can you, can you say that again? So that way, like I asked, that way.
Speaker 3:That's how it comes down, huh there's a way to ask for clarity. That's what we're talking about.
Speaker 2:You know you can easily be like what do you mean by that?
Speaker 1:or, you know, like right, there's a way that Even that could be taken as if we like. That goes to the insecurity of somebody.
Speaker 3:I said security Security.
Speaker 10:All right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I like it, picasso. Security, all right.
Speaker 5:All right.
Speaker 4:All right. What right All?
Speaker 1:right. What are we doing? What are we doing? We got anything more? That's all. We have any fan mail, no listening questions. We're nothing. No.
Speaker 5:All right, ladies and gentlemen, thank you.
Speaker 1:We'll see you next week.
Speaker 3:Where them fans at for them stinking business.
Speaker 5:This is how you stank, you stank in swamps, Yo get back here, it's loud.
Speaker 1:Get back here. It's crazy.
Speaker 5:Enjoy. Oh, I got my boots on the ground.
Speaker 6:Oh, I got my boots on the ground. We'll be right back. Outro Music.
